WE NIGHT HORSE NOWOld horse:>>11491835
>tfw nobody makes a new thread
>>11495849That sounds very lovely.
SWEETIE BIT ME
>>11495849Why would Twilight want to do that?
>>11495868Bite her to assert your dominance.
SHAKE YOUR SPEARS, BOYSNOT ONE OF US SLEEPS TONIGHT, NOT WHILE THERE'S STILL KILLING TO BE DONE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cifb7BtxwOYlooks like darf is in jail now so sad
>>11495882>shake your spearsHow appropriate.
>>11495868It shouldn't take much longer, then...
>>11495882>SpearshueI've got the biggest spear
>>11495882>shake spearsBut what if we prefer to cross swords?
>>11495885>I never do nothing manI shouldnt have laughed
KILL ALL NERDS
guys seriouslysend me requests
>>11495885would darf be our burnout older brother?
>>11495910Princess Twilight being cute with her new wings.
>>11495912People still make AMVs?
>>11495895>Twilights glad Princess Luna cameShouldn't there be an apostrophe?
>>11495885I thought Darf was a girl.
>>11495926>bronies in charge of correct grammar
>>11495912Still waiting on that linkin park
>>11495928Todd lied, the lore died
>>11495929>cancer>coming from a tripfag
>>11495876How much bodysurfing have you done?
The fact these are all fucking terrible makes me lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT_9UXP5tV8
>>11495919no anon i want to lewd now
>>11495929No, I don't think so.
>>11495950BCS is off her meds, still
>>11495950tripcodes r 4 jerks
>>11495954we know you're not him. check yourself before you wreck yourself.
>>11495954fake tan, pls go
>>11495954I have the feeling you are lying to us.Crazy/insane nightmare moon towering over anon whos lying on the ground
>>11495954Oh, well fuck you then.Lewd is for losers.
>>11495962Okay, I won't.
>>11495954we unf now?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5c3oMWrtc8
>>11495964>>11495965if youre so smart how do you know
>>11495958our hormonal aunt who we're aware exists and hear bizarre stories about, but that's about it.
>>11495972this is menot respondingsee how well i don't respond anon?
>>11495977because we're so smart. you've just said it yourself, dumbass.
>>11495979They're so fucking cute.
>>11495977Well for one you're not even capitalizing your name.Also your grammar and posting style isn't consistent with Tan's.
>>11495977IT'S A CHANGELING!!
>>11495995>tfw creepy spreadsheet anon will never make a list with your posting habits
why is this guy shitposting as BCS now
>>11495994awwwwww poor Rarity
Why aren't you drawing?
>>11496002That is BCS. >>11495958
>>11496002>shitposting>trollThis is why. Shitposting for the sake of shitposting. Ignore or filter.
>>11496004I don't get that image
>>11496001Isn't that Sentenal?
>>11496007Because I can't Why aren't you drawing?
>>11496002but thats BCSs real tripcode
>>11496007But I am
>>11496011You know, thanks for helping me with 4chanX guys.The one thing I didn't really figure out with it yet was how to filter because i am teh dumb
>>11496029I look forward to those GLORIOUS, FULLY DETAILED wings.
Hey BCSYou're awesome.
>BCS is hereWelp, the party is over. Goodnight everyone.
>>11495995>>11495990oh yeah well if i am not tan then how would i be able to tell you i fucked an asian milf
>>11496030*startled*Why wouldn't he just ask one of us over Skype... ?
>>11496036UhI'm not doing those right now
Princess EA has come to you and will make your dick any size you wishWhat do you ask for?
>>11496045>i fucked an asian milfMY SIDES
>>11496049Dragon Age 3 to actually be good.
>>11496048I'm still looking forward to them. Every single beautiful feather.
>>11496049The mystery box
>>11496049I ask EA go bankrupt.
>>11496049>Princess EA.............sooooo the brony princess?
>>11496049I just want to go to Equestria.
>>11496065The fetish ERP princess.
>>11496030I'm pretty sure it's not.
>>11496063That Changeling is kawaii as fuck
>>11496056>>11496061>>11496066She's but a lesser princessShe can't work miracles
>>11496048Well, it's still NMM so I will forgive you.This time.You better don't let that happen again.
>>11496063Goddamnit that was the wrong image. I have failed in my half-assed joke. Closing the thread in shame
>>11496071I'm pretty sure the only thing Princess EA is Princess of is the lands of Suck and Failhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA1uOj-2RBw&NR=1&feature=endscreen
Dear everyoneAverage penis length is FIVE INCHES.Not SIX, OR SIX AND A HALF. FIVE INCHES.
>>11496045if i wasn't God, how could i tell you that i sent EG as a punishment for an unclean and sinful world?
>>11496033I don't understand. Why is BCS all weird these days? I haven't MLPG'd in monthsBC DO YOU STILL DRAW?
Would you touch her [butt]?http://dnsev.github.io/4cs/
Would you sit down with pone and watch them play through Earthbound for the first time?
>>11496096BCS is off her meds.
>>11496097I would spank those sunbuns. Hard. In public.
>>11496099ok desu ka
>>11496099hell no that sounds broing, unless they play while nude.
trolls trolling trolls
>>11496111But Anon, they are always nude
>>11496102>tfw still no cute Snips
would you hang out with a Lemmy pony?
can you report people for making low quality posts?
>>11496099Of course.I would do just about anything with pony.
Wait what the hell's wrong with BCSDid someone find her trip and start shitposting?
>>11496127You'd be able to tellHer posts would be better
>>11496127How many fucking time does someone needs to say it.She hasn't taken her crazy pills.
>>11496124Yes. That's called shitposting and it is against da roolz.
>>11496129Does that really make that much of a difference on her posting?Christ.
Daily reminder that your fanon isn't canon.
>>11496135There actually is a rule about quality of posts though
>>11496090THANK YOU FOR THAT NEWS ANON
wait wait waitthere's a girl in MLPG?what the fuck is wrong with her?
>>11496148>implying that isnt one of body doubles
>>11496124You can at least report posts like this one >>11496113
>>11496136>>11496129why is that a viable excuse for you all? not taking your medication does not excuse you from shit posting.
>>11496153>femalethere ya go
I buy large condomsI never get to use them
>>11496136or more accurately, she HAS taken her crazy pills. she hasn't taken her anti-crazy pills, though.
BCS were you banned from SA already.how much did you spend
>>11496149Quality is pretty subjective anon.
>>11496090Keep telling yourself that, you little dirty microdick nigga
>>11496153Surprise! Women use the internet!
>>11496153Well she's obviously crazy.Or are you talking about someone other than BCS?
>>11496139As a woman with thyroid problems, I can promise you that meds can make the difference between going to work and going to a police station.
>>11496161Twilight, you don't even have a penis.
>>11496171he meant red and the other femanon in the last thread.
>>11496169Yeah but...This part of it? Why would they want to?
>>11496158Because on top of not taking her meds, she's also not really a great person to begin with
>>11496148daily reminder that no one has cared about official canon since halfway through season 2
>>11496164Hmmm, I wasted $15 or so. Ah, well. It's my money to waste!should have bought an indie game instead
>>11496177Man.Bitches be crazy.
>>11496182For fun? Fuck if I know, ask the multiple women here, not me.
Its the grineer!
>>11496169THERE'S GRILLS ON THE INTERBUTTS?!quick where da white women at
>>11496177then perhaps people with problems like this should not try to perform actions that their issues hinder them in.
>>11496182I don't know, why the hell does Faust use 4chan?
>>11496177What? I have hypothyroidism and the only thing it does to me when I stop taking my pills is draining me off all energy so I feel like shit and don't do anything
>>11496196Fuck you Lotus
>>11496205I agree.I'm also on my meds.If I wasn't I would probably be throwing my keyboard at my cat because he just rubbed on my leg.
>>11496205maybe you should MANSPLAIN to us a little more, huh?
>>11496148The trading cards call her Bon Bon.
BCS, if you're gonna go nuttier than a fruitcake on us can you atleast art something.
Doing requests?Pony having a hissy fit.
>>11496220Also, the record, I am on my meds.Just thought you should know.
>>11496227The trading cards were written by bronies
>>11496215I don't have hypothyroidism, I have a condition that causes rapid shifts from hyper to hypo.Mood swing city.
>>11496239That's kinda worse...
>>11496148Daily reminder that you beefed it
>>11496239oh i see, so you are just shitting up the thread for fun then
>>11496234what sort of art the art are you hoping I'll art?
>>11496252bad news for you
>>11496255Hell I dunno, draw a kawaii changeling
>>11496255The kind of art that involves ponies.
>>11496254anon plsgo back to /b/ or use a goddamn filter
>>11496248That sounds like bad news bears to me.
>>11496255Draw what makes you the maddest.Then draw what makes you the happiest
>>11496244You're a brony.The iOS/Android game also calls her Bon Bon.
>>11496255pone please. saucy pone
>>11496264I am the Queen of kawaii.
>>11496049>implying she won't just make it massive regardless of what you ask for
>>11496252Daily reminder that Tex beefed it
>>11496222That word is the woman-logic-est word ever.Man: "Here's how you do thing"Feminist: "STOP MANSPLAININGMan: "Here's how you do thing"Rational woman: "Oh thanks, but I already know how to do thing"Man: "Oh okay, carry on then"
i wonder how often BCS shitposts as anon
>>11496270Newfags can't 💨
>>11496288All the god damn time.
Pretty precious purple pony princess
>>11496281sure that wasn't just a 4chan error?
>>11496288Not often, her low-quality posts are pretty obvious to spot.Besides, it's not she'd NOT want attention and take her trip off while not contributing.
>>11496291BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON
>>11496291YOU GOTTA FIGHTFOR YOUR RIGHTTO PAAAAAAARRRRTAY
>>11496288Dunno, but there's one shitposting Anon who makes tumblr level posts from time to time, I'm almost certain that is her
Hey BCS, can you draw Bubbles holding a cat?
Well I guess this is the last [song]...
>>11496281>Tex fapping to things that aren't Applejack
>>11496267you're right. i should go back to /b/ because i want the small semblance of quality we have left to remain intact and not be destroyed by an insane woman who won't stop crying about not getting an animation job that she did not deserve. you are not the hand that feeds us nor have you contributed anything. i say it is you who should go back to /b/
>>11496324>implying that's not his irl
>>11496324He wasn't fapping to it, he just had it saved for other reasons.
>>11496324>implying that was from "his" fap folder>implying that wasnt from the "Pics of myself" folder
>>11496281>>11496324>>11496331>>11496334I was there when he posted it.It was a fuckup on 4chan's end.
>>11496322Well, nice to see other people are doing it. Time for [sleep]
>>11496324I'm sure he only had that image saved to remind him what things that aren't Applejack look like so he can make sure not to fap to them.Just like how I have a large folder of macro anthro futa porn.
according to legend, if you journey far south enough, you will find the snake who holds up the world. if you journey far north enough, you will find the great horse who holds the heavens from the earth. should you find one of them, you are allowed to ask any one question, and they must answer truly. however, you are then forbidden to ask any more questions, and forbidden to seek out their counterpart on the other side of Equestria to ask another question. one of the heralds of the apocalypse will be when a prophesied seeker of truth will ask both the Snake and the Horse questions. when this happens, the Snake will bite the Horse's heel with its venomous fangs, and the Horse will crush the Snake's head with its hoof. both will die, and the world will start to sink into the sea and be crushed by the heavens.
>>11496319sure just let me finish up this changeling for the other anon
>>11496362J-JUST LIKE ONE OF MY GREEK MYTHOLOGIES
>>11496016autismin case with BCS - pretty much real
BCS WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST?
>>11496362Pretty sure the snake is a fucking liar and only bites the horse because it exposed her
What if pony ponied you?
>>11496386Oh my god even his humans have those retarded snouts
>>11496362What would you ask them, MLPG?
>>11496398I like his faces
What pony would you most want to fall asleep on you?
>>11496397I'd be happy
>>11496415None of them.Why would pony want to fall asleep on em?
>>11496382This is not extremely obvious?
>>11496386If you stuck your penis through that would you it turn into a horsecock on the other side?
>>11496415Rainbow DashI bet she softly kicks around in her sleep
>>11496428I could only hope
>>11496428Humans can't go through the mirror.
>>11496415There is only one correct answer.
>>11496394some sources claim the Horse attacks the Snake, some the reverse. it depends on whom is asked the question first. in either case, the being asked second grows furiously angry upon discovering that there is another primeval being (the two of them being entirely unaware of each other until the other's existence is pointed out).the first question is: when will my beloved die?the second question is: when will i die?
>>11496452Those are awful questions.Why would you want to know when you or your loved ones die? Apparently they speak the truth so there's nothing you could do to stop it anyway
>Adorable .moe domains look well on the way to becoming a reality, as ICANN has just approved their creation.Do want kinda.
>>11496473What about my favorite ship then?
>>11496452I think I'm missing the point here. Who's asking the questions?
>>11496467misspoke. second question is: how do i keep my beloved alive?and those are the questions because they represent twofold sin: trying to understand the nature of life and death, and having the hubris to believe you could control it.
>>11496452How can they answer truthfully if they aren't omniscient? Or if they are omniscient how are they unaware of the existence of the other?
>>11496506The only question the duck asks is "how many times does Google have to fuck these guys up the ass before they get it?"
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/53127792113/this is still happeningITS ALSO THE LAST DO FOR THE WARM-UP
>>11496214To masturbate to porn of her self-insert alicorn OC getting raped.
>>11496479That's okay I guess.
>>11496513>LAST DO FOR THE WARM-UPwhat
>>11496343In the end the fire should die down.
>>11496523I meant to type the last day to do the warm up
>>11496513>Omni posting apple artI thought you had taste
>>11496535I thought you had ponies.
>>11496499Oh, yeah, that makes much more sense.I wouldn't really see it as a sin against nature though. Nature gave me a brain, it can go fuck itself when it actually thinks using it is a sin
>>11496535I have a very broad range of taste
>>11496499Sounds like some greek or norse mythology.Where is that from?
>>11496530Either that, or it will grow and grow until it reaches a butane tank and explodes in your face
>>11496510they are nearly omniscient. the Snake is so long that he stretches all about the world, and observes all its goings-on. the Horse is so tall he can look down on everything with ease. however, they both believe themselves the sole possessor of this knowledge, and in their hubris refuse to believe anyone, anything else could be as wise as it is. even gods are not without flaws. further, as the south and north hemispheres of the world are warmer in different seasons, so too do the Snake and Horse observe the world in different times. they never have the opportunity to see each other.
>>11496532Oh. Shit.How many hours left?
>>11496541using your mind is not a sin. trying to resist fate is a sin. believing yourself to be above that which has come to all before you and will come to all after you is a sin.
>>11496563till midnight for me, so that's 17 hours
>>11496514Sounds about right.
>>11496573>you will never rape Bubbles
>>11496568>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN0jdWgdW20My sides are in outer space.
>>11496570we /x/ now?
>>11496539WHERE ARE THE PONIES ANON?YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE PONIES!
>>11496579SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE
>>11496576PPG was beyond fucked up
>>11496589They're my little ponies, and I hid them somewhere you will never find them.
>>11496603Too late. I've already taken your ponies. Every single one.
>>11496602>>11496595>it's okay, professor. i was an accident too
>>11496603nope. found 'em. inside the dungeons of Kangror. gotta think outside the box, dude.
>>11496607>>11496611Those were only the decoys.I have the most important ponies here with me.
>>11496608BUT I *AM* HARDCORE!
Okay Anon, I give up. Either I'm too stupid to google today or you changed some things about it which makes it impossible to find it.From which mythology is that snake horse thing?If you came up with it by yourself - its kinda neat
>>11496621What happens when Liam Neeson tries to take something?
>>11496620most important to YOU. you can keep your Fluttershy and Diamond Tiara.
I don't think Studio Killers is that good
>>11496631it's for Equestria
>>11496626Would you a sedusa, mlpg
Pony said she loves me
We need a Sedusa pone
>>11496653that was a lie
>>11496651Go to bed, BCS.
>>11496652Only if that means I get to have sex with her.
>>11496659I JUST WOKE UPgood morning /co/
>>11496673Don't forget the pills.
I was enjoying MLPG more when we were talking about dicks without BCS
WHERE ARE ALL THE PONIES?
>>11496682We all did
>>11496682we can still talk about ponydicks if you like
>>11496677>not beastterracanon ships where?
>>11496653Pony said she loves me too.Which pony are you talking about?
>>11496682Just report it. It's kinda nuts how on topic porn gets banned but when a crazy cunt spams shit it's alright.
>>11496677Put starfire with everyoneshe doesn't even have to know whats going on
>>11496686they're in hell anonyou sent them there
>>11496641That doesnt seem to be right
>>11496682I enjoy this more.You fags spend way too much time discussing dicks.
>>11496646So you made it up yourself?
OH FUCK I JUST BUSTED A HUGE ZIT ALL OVER MY MONITOR
>>11496699hootaloo pls go
>>11496691>Not pony and human dick frottingSize shaming would be awesome if your partner is like 3x longer than you
Oh MLPG.What am I going to do with you?
>>11496714BCS please stop this. I am concerned.
>you will never get high with Tabitha and BCS
>>11496717But pony woul be 3 inches longer AT MOST
>>11496712>Having bad skinDisgustingIt makes anyone unattractive
>>11496721>those hipsDAAAAAAMNbaby got back
>>11496728what if it were a very big pony
>>11496729>tfwI wish I could just, like, melt off all my skin so I don't have to deal with it anymore.
>>11496735Pokehidden hit a BIG fetish of mine with that comic.massive loads
>>11496714If you really feel the need to shitpost that bad can you do it on /b/ or something?
What in the hell is going on.
>>11496737Big Macintosh would be 8 inches
>>11496728Pony should have a horsedickPony having a __________smaller dick that me would be unsatisfying
>>11496746why are they so cuteyou can't resist the cuteit's like fucking succubus man. THREE NIGGAS. THREEEEEEE
>>11496634But he's an Un-Taker. You can't take into the negative. Untaking something that's not Taken would duplicate it, and he knows not to abuse this power.
>>11496749I think we're getting laidJust be cool, dude.
>>11496735What does that even have to do with your post?Why are you spoiling everything not pony?I didn't even care what you were going on about before but holy shit its like you're also trying to piss off the 4%
>>11496758Here lies anon, he never scored
>>11496749Ms Harshwhinny came in here before talking about cock holding or something.
>>11496721>dragon hipsEvery time
>>11496751>Only slightly larger than averageNah manAt least 9
>>11496751Are you sure?
What are some PMV's you like?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl1fNTIJPQs
>>11496766>implying that's not a dinosaurWhere are your wings, Fatty?
>>11496755I see>>11496764are you sure anon?
>>11496775>what are some PMVs you like?The ones that aren't made.
>>11496775Shame on a Nigga and Night of Pony. I've yet to see any others that arise to my expectations
what is happening
>>11496788Shut the fuck up and just take it
>>11496775just the Green and Purple oneI want to learn to animate so I can ponify a music video properly, but it's seems to hard and tedious
>>11496788BCS, on her meds, shat up the thread, finally convincing everyone to go to sleep.
>>11496778>all dragons need wings
THE OLD PONY SIZE COMPARISON CHART IS OUT OF DATEEQUESTRIA GIRLS GAVE US THE PERFECT MATERIAL TO UPDATE IT, WE SAW HOW BIG ANGEL BUNNY WAS COMPARED TO FLUTTERSHY
>>11496711you would say it was. they would say it was. but in truth, it was revealed to me by an apparition of the great god Baraesudaie, who created Equestria and all in it. he came as a great fiery horse, pulling a chariot through the skies in which were all the lives yet to be lived. as he raced across the heavens, the chariot would bounce from side to side, and the lives on top would spill out and drift down to the earth. eight hundred miles high, he was huge and black, with eyes of awesome white flame that struck me dumb with fear. and he spoke to me, saying: "i give you these stories that you may tell them. i give you these stories that my people may live on." and then there was a tremendous noise, as though the mountains were rent apart from top to bottom. he cried out once, and then was no more, nor was the chariot, nor stars in the sky, nor water in the sea.then i awoke, and began my task from Baraesudaie.
>>11496744I'm fairly certain your just some anon who found her trip but in case you are her, go to bed.
>>11496800>implying having wings isn't a statement of the dragon status>implying the other dragons even call their babies dragons before they get their wings
>>11496781There was no mistaking it.She said something like "I want AppleDan to see how a real man fucks a mare"
>>11496801so how big are ponydicks?
>>11496813She's sensitive about itBe nice
>>11496801That's assuming that Equestria girls are the same size as real humans. And that Angle is the same size in both universes.
>>11496816There...there is something about that falling animation that really annoys me
>>11496819Bigger than yours.
>>11496804what are we gonna do on the bed big brother?pomf
>>11496819Smaller then humans.
>>11496801Well we'll have to wait till the next month so the Bluray or DVD gets released to remake the size chart
>>11496803I kinda feel like you are making fun of me here, Anon.
>>11496826BCS pls, you never stick your dick in crazy. I just can't.
>>11496804>>11496486It is her, just a horribly insufferable version of her.
>>11496816Where the hell did she find a real man? She's been here with me all day.
>>11496804Is Quantum Leap any good? I remember my parents watching it but I couldn't get into it as a kid.
>>11496823I doubt they aren't human sizedAnd yeah we have to assume that Angel bunny is the same size. It'll be as legit as >>11496830 but it's better than nothing
>>11496826That isn't attractive at all though
>>11496825I suddenly feel inferior.
>>11496816I distinctly remember her saying the words, "Oh, Celestia! I wish that bitch was here so he could learn how to treat me right!"After that there wasn't really much talking. Mostly just grunting.
>>11496824It doesn't convey weight at all
>>11496828I don't have any pictures of her being sadI don't WANT any pictures of her being sad ;_;
>>11496844She must have snuck out after you finished first.Again.
>>11496852You don't even have a dick though.
>>11496852Now you know how I feel at every moment of every day
>>11496846It's more speculative fiction than sci-fi, but it's good clean fun.
You know, i never did learn what MLPG thought of this videohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA9dFZJtQWc
>>11496805That's an okay, human, but this one is better
>>11496867Literally watched it until Screwball sung and then turned it off
>>1149686710/10 It's shit
>>11496825That's pretty bigAre you sure?
>>11496842b-b-but what if pony is cute?
>>11496867Looking at the title and the preview picture I don't want to think or know anything of it.
>>11496875No it isn't.
Not gonna lieI'd stick it in crazy.
>>11496876pony should pony pony
>>11496838no. without stories and legends, we're nothing.
>>11496867it's literally Hitler
>>11496880I've stuck it in crazyShe wasn't that good
>>11496826you're gonna sleepfor a LOOONG time
>>11496884I GET IT
>>11496861>implying that isn't her faultHave you ever been in a mares vagina anon? It's a miracle i'm here to discuss this with you right now!
>>11496889Already listened to itIt's okay
>>11496890i have, too. she was. probably also because she was a Rooskie. goddamn Commie-Pinkos, with their hot women and shit.
>>11496891that is fucking horrifyingthat's like the part in that one movie where Bilbo grabs for the ring from Frodo
>>11496842>>11496850Fuck you beta faggots, I'd pound the shit out of BCS for six hours straight
>>11496897Ponydicks have been scientifically proven to be only 7 inches longShe can't be that looseUnless she is into the cuckolding
>>11496007I JUST STARTED AGAIN also i forgot caps, and i dont think its very good still poor-ishfeels slow man
>>11496897>blaming your waifu for your inadequacy
>>11496900it's goddamn magic
>>11496913Maybe, but what about girth?
>>11496917No its not, its chemistry
>>11496913He's talking about mare muscle control.Tight as a virgin
>>11496909I was talking about EqG Twilight.BCS isn't that attractive either though.I just want to be with a pony.
>wake up>half the image limit has been taken up, 300 repliesare we seriously being raided again
appledan pls stram
>>11496897No you're just the Rainbow Dash of humans when it comes to fucking
>>11496915>tapping her hoofmy sides
>>11496929It's BCS, the one man wrecking crew.
>>11496929yes, it's BCS again
>>11496929I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT /B/!
>>11496933>how to fix Pinkie Pie dot gif
>>11496945I think your mom was illiterate
>>11496858I mean I don't know why you'd want to see her cry but ok.That's a pretty weird thing to ask for
>>11496945You a funny girl BCS, but hey, looks aren't everything!
>>11496897The fact is, you're too small to satisfy her. Now, that's your fault. If you cared for her, you'd be using your arm. But no, YOU only care about YOUR pleasure and using YOUR tiny penis. You can't blame a girl for wanting her itches scratched. The other guys (and yes, it's "guys") they treat me-- I mean, her-- right.
>>11496945>and not to judge a book by its cover anonWhen the summary on the backside sounds like shit, I wont read it
>>11496939>>11496940Oh, BCS is deciding to be a /b/tard again, is she?You know, if this trend continues it'd probably be better for the thread if we just drop her like the Equestria Girls movie. I mean, she knows full fucking well what MLPG expects from it's contibuters and if she decides to spam the thread to shit, then we really don't need her.
I'm just gonna filter her now
so, is there an EqG rip anywhere?
>>11496884I feel like I'm really missing something obvious here and it makes me feel stupid as hell
>>11496915>inadequacy>I'm inadequate because Whinny feels it necessary to nearly tear me apart with every sessionTHE MARE IS AN ANIMAL ANON>>11496962IS THERE SOMETHING YOURE NOT TELLING ME "ANON"?
>>11496945You're alright when you aren't crazy, but you aren't a pony. I'm sorry.
How do I do recursive filtering?
>>11496965Do I have to come on Skype and tell you to stop.
>>11496962Little ponies couldn't possibly take human armsRight?
>>11496960say that to my face motherfucker
>>11496966Even if she would still contribute, shes such an annoying cunt right now that no amount of pictures could make it sufferable
>>11496971You don't satisfy me.
>>11496971hey you. stram
>>11496971You're just a whimp
>>11496971She has to release all that stress somehow.
>>11496976noI'd be too embarrassed to see who it was THIS time from the rule34 art therapy chat
>>11496985you dont satisfy me>>11496986stram what?>>11496988Stress from what? She's on vacation!
>>11496996>Apple site still needs quicktimeHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGet fucked
>>11497009>what is filteringSomething for people who like playing 4chan on easy mode?
>>11496998I'm not even in that particular room.But seriously, please stop.
>>11496998there's a therapy group for people who make porn? that is hilarious.>>11497004drawing`
>>11496998Would you go to a MLPG meet up and be the slutty mare?
>>11497010>not GET DUNKEDWeaver, you glorious bastard
>>11496996>quicktimeGet fucked Apple
>>11496966>drop herYeah, and what does this mean exactly? Are we gonna revoke her membership card?
>>11497009>huehuehue I've taken up ALL THE IMAGE LIMIT BY MYSELF>if you jsut filter me maybe that won't be a problem lolololthis is youthis i how stupid you sound right nowenjoy the spamming timeout
you know, twilight might not be my favorite pony, but she sure is adorable.
>>11497004Every time we have what you call "sex", it ends with you passed out in a heap after 5 minutes and me coming to MLPG to get what I REALLY need.What YOU apparently can't give me.
>>11497013>4chan on easy modeepin
>>11497026Yes I like it, now bend over.
>>11497017To be honest. I can't see me fucking an anon that I know is from MLPG even if he is a mare.We're just that close
>>11496971Aah... No... Of course not.ALRIGHT, IT'S TRUE. I'M HARSHWHINNY. I'VE BEEN SEEING OTHER STALLIONS.You know Harvest Wind, my secretary? Why do you think I've been going in so early recently? You didn't think it was odd I insisted on having High Tide as my swim instructor? It's not because I can't swim, if you get my meaning. And there are others, too. I'm not making an apple pie, I'm seeing Big Macintosh.
>>11497020is GG ever going to move that story along or is Icepack totally fucked forever
>>11497026She's very adorable.
>>11497023What else do you think it means? Quite frankly, her animations were okay, but if she's instead going to contribute nothing but /b/ tier shitposting all day then I'd rather be rid of her, because that just isn't artistic contributing.
>>11497034I can't look at that actor without seeing Donny Darko.
>>11497030>>11497035Maybe I'll just go back to the one mare that respected me! I WAS ENOUGH FOR HER
>>11497037I don't know, I'm not a mindreader.
>>11497042I'd rather be rid of YOU.
>>11497049THAT'S BECAUSE SHE HAS SHIT TASTE
If you're going to reply to BCS can you do it in a separate post?You were raised better than this
>>11497020HOW IS EYESPACK GOING TO GET OUT OF THIS ONE?prostitution, probably.
>>11497059anon a shit
>>11497042>be rid of herAgain. What does this mean? It's not like we can kick her out of the thread. We have no physical power to remove her in any way.
>filter: tripcode>recursive filter: on>hide stubsI wish everything could be solved as easily
>>11497062HRRRRNNNN TOMORROW IS SUCH AN UGLY THEME
>>11497058Well unfortunatly, I'm not taking up the image limit by being a reatard, and you are.I wonder whos going to get a ban for spamming first?
>>11497064She fucks him to death
>>11497049Ha. That old bitch? You're not enough for her, she's just so old she's afraid she'll fall apart at the first proper fuck she gets.
>>11497062>filtering BCSbut why? this is the most fun this thread has been in like 7 months
>>11497077Fuck off Spitfire
>>11497066technically we do, at least with mlpg's personal janitor.
>>11497077>full of shitposting>fun
>>11497066I think they're planning to have me killed at the next convention...
>>11497049Oh PLEASE. She's moved on from males completely. And she wasn't SATISFIED, she was just "being nice" to keep you from going to the papers.Do you know how many time's she's requested MY services? I'm not talking about game inspections either.
>>11497077I'd rather intelligible conversation
Alright, how's this? I'd use textures, but...I dunno how
I'm going to marry Twilight Sparkle!
>>11497080yeah because they've done SUCH a great job lately with the REST of the board.
>>11497095You mean like all the times we talk about horse penises?To be fair though, I'd even prefer that over BCS
The only thing I hate is when people are vocal about hating things. It's like they can't leave other's opinions alone. Internet is a big place, there is always going to be something you don't like and it will never ever go away. So why not just grow up and ignore it?Yes I know how hypocritical this is.
>>11497095Pinkie Pie how come you are covered in white stuff
>>11497101Yeah, and if they banned you, they would be doing a much better job.
>>11497099>what is multiply layers
>>11497059>>11497076>>11497093I d-don't need this from you...>>11497082later
>>11496959Klondork pls no ;_;
>>11497100Fuck off flesh sentry
>>11497100I'm going to fuck her on a regular basis behind your back.
>>11497074run, my sonand don't look backlest you seethe Ribbajacktell, my sontell them all thatyou have seenthe Ribbajackhide, my sonmeat, bones to crackor you will feedthe Ribbajackquiet, my sonno whispers, no screamsthe Ribbajack comesfor you in dreams
>>11497117No you aren't anon, she wouldn't do that.
>>11497099Looks kinda cool but at the same time it's a bit hard to tell whats going on without enlarging it (which makes it way too huge for my screen) because the colors/values are so close to each otherA contrast like that on the wings for the whole pic would have probably improved it by a lotI still like it though
>>11497104YesCivil discussion of even irrelevant topics is preferable to the irrelevant nonsense flooding out of BCS's mouth
>>11497112then take off your name. do not be like BCS
>>11497106What ignoring it will give me? Sometimes you have to hate for the sake of hatred.
>>11497112No, this is EXACTLY what you need. You need to be shown how a REAL man fucks a mare. I'm doing this to HELP you.Of course, you won't be getting the chance to show me what you've learned, but I'm sure you can find SOMEONE that needs some light fucking. I hear Clyde Pie can't get it up anymore.
>>11497129>implying I'm the entire cause MLPG sucksFor right now at least, you kinda are.
>>11497137are you gonna draw?
>>11497110What?I use multiply for coloring, I just don't know how to use textures at all.>>11497134Yeah, noticed that. It gets a bit much. I'm changing it now.
>>11497155I think I can help. What sort of texture do you need?
>>11497137did you bring the butter?
>>11497106Judging from the stubs I see while scrolling over the thread, half of it must be shitposting since I only filter one single trip with recursive filtering.That's a bit much to ask everyone to ignore it I think
>>11497113get dunked nerd
>>11497166scan your panties
This is a horse.Discuss.
>>11497176but I don't want your butter Fluttershy
>>11497181I can't even see the entire horse
>>11497181It is a lesbian horse
>>11497140Alright>>11497152I don't need all this shit flinging from some worn out old professional tourist! Have fun with your harem, being monogamous wasn't my style...
>>11497181She tries to be sexy and fetishistic, but fails miserably since she has no experience.
>>11497196No it isn't.
>>11497166No idea. I don't know what I have, I just wanted to play around and see what worked. Can you tell me how to do it?
>>11497180who even does that
>>11497106Being selfish and hedonistic aren't values of an adult.
>>11497197i'm reporting this to you're teacher
>>11497194Technically, you can never see the entire horse, because you can't view it at all angles at once.
>>11497208if you don't you're a not-whoreand that's the worst kind of whore
>>11497215What's in it for me?
>>11497209I'm not understand what you are getting at.
>70 out of 185 pictures in the thread were posted by bcsslow down geez
>>11497216What's she gonna do? Fuck Big Mac behind a barn me to death?
>>11497205Then how do you explain THIS
>>11497231I'll laugh if she geets her 4chan pass revoked
>>11497222I'll suck your dick.
>>11497217that is true, but my horse has more horse surface
>>11497236this post seems familiar
>>11497234no, he's going to be pissed that he is potentially wasting his time
>>11497222Attention, and lots of it.
>>11497236Wererity is cute but Sapphire Shores will never lose her spot
>>11497235Just install Youtube Center and it'll add a repeat button to Youtube and great settings like auto buffer and auto definition.
>>11497240>implying I even have onemoot pls
which horse did you select?
>>11497252Cool thanks anonyou win an Internet
>>11497257your least favorite
>>11497257Your favorite horse
ha ha time for dota
>>11497257ApplejackWhat's the point in living if you're that boring?I think I did her a favour
>>11497268But, AnonI like every horse
>>11497273I couldn't get into dota. Seems way to tryhard to be fun since it's designed for tournies.
>>11497268>>11497271>>11497276you choose wisely
This is fucking stupid, every single goddamn day its the fucking same. Everyone is just bitching about one thing or the other, i cannot remember a single day where this hasn't happened, this is fucking bullshit why are we even here if just arguing is all we ever do?
>>11497272That's Rovers waifu
>>11497248Am I supposed to be drawing all day non stop?>>11497260What am I gonna see exactly? What kind of trick does this horse have up his sleeve that I, as a human, dont?
>>11497288Arguing is fun
>>11497283its kind of funny how a map for scrubs who couldnt control more than one group of units at once or manage their economy in wc3 turned into such a serious business
>>11497288Check your privilege. I'm not arguing or bitching about anything.
>>11497290I wish pony would tug on me
>>11497288I LEAVE MLPG FOREVER
>>11497099AAAAAAAAAA HOW DO I MAKE IT STAND OUT MORETHE COLOR BLENDS IT ALL TOGETHER
>>11497295i would not now i don't art. i'll let him now you spent your time erping with an anon insted
>>11497283Never played dota but LoL was filled with insufferable kids who would throw a tantrum every time the other team managed to get the first killI'll just assume dota is the same and stay away from it
>>11497288That's what I think. People like to bitch and complain, and since everything is opinionated and perspective, no one respects another's choices. I can ignore things I don't like, but I hate it when people hate. It's like the most childish thing ever.
>>11497099>High contrast artCan you animate in that simple style?
>>11497308outline it?add lens flare?
>>11497308Bop Auto Contrast in Photoshop
>>11497314What do you want me to draw for you anon
Prove to me I’m not gonna die alone.Put your arm around my collarbone,And open the door. Don’t lie to me if you’re putting the dog to sleep,That pet you just couldn’t keep,And couldn’t afford. Why does this song give me feels each time?
>>11497318Can I? No.
>>11497315Surprisingly it isn't. I often find myself losing and people tend to talk what went wrong. Sometimes there's a asslord screaming like retard but certainly not that often
>>11497295This horse knows how to take control.This horse doesn't lay back and wait for his dick to get worked overThis horse know what a mare really wantsA mare wants to GET FUCKED
>>11497308Do you have the different parts of her body on different layers? If yes, just hit ctrl+u and play around with the sliders
>>11497307>Stealing a bros waifuhorrible. Get original
>>11497308Lighter background and drop the gradientChoose a 4 colour palette and stick to it
>>11497297>>11497315All MOBAs are annoying. It's all about micromanaging for a win, and that gets in the way of my fun way too much since I don't think winning is everything.
ok just a little taste but im off to bed, ive gone insane from so mutch to dooooi almos- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>11497342WHERE IS HER VAGINA?
>>11497336>implying I'm original
>>11497342What's wrong with her legs?
>>11497299you will never paw rape your pony werewolf waifu
Have you finished those projects?
>>11497342Pony leg's don't work that way.
>>11497366Yes, I finished them months ago.
>>11497366get dunked spongebab
>>11497366No because there are goddamn compiler errors coming out of thin air.
>>11497324No idea but I want to hug that blue horse
>>11497362>raping your waifuThat's just terrible anon. You don't deserve a waifu.
any drawfags willing to draw me sweetie bell playing the harmonica?
>>11497333>doesn't lay back and wait for his dick to get worked overMaybe I wouldn't if you didnt always want to be on top!
>>11497366I JUST finished one.Now where are those tissues, I made a big mess
>>11497366Yeah yesterday. I'm free now. Free to take new projects... I wanted to do a request from week ago that I really liked.
>>11497366Yes. For tonight, I have.
>>11497375>Writing more than 10 lines of code before recompilingJoustbro plsAt least you're not working in PHPBe damned if I can ever find a typographical error in that mess
>>11497381I could try, it would be great practice for posing pone legs
>>11497369>>11497361i know i know, just trying to randomly add legs, was not trying enough.honestly i cant seem to walk out off PPG style when im lazy
>>11497397It's much worse than that. I'm trying to get someone else's code working.
>>11497397Just be glad you're not using PythonNO RENPY I DON'T KNOW WHICH FUCKING LINE THE BUG IS ON GAAAAHHHH>MFW when muh VN will never be done
>>11497382How thick can your skull be.IF I WASN'T SATISFIED THE FIRST TIME WE TRIED, YOU SHOULD HAVE FLIPPED ME OVER AND RUTTED ME LIKE THE MARE IN HEAT THAT I AM
>>11497414>Python>BadI FUCKING WISH I COULD WORK IN PYTHONSHIT IS AMAZINGJust too slow for anything I want
Should I keep the mane solid or make it transparent?
>>11497426>tfw c++>tfw don't know how anything works
>>11497411It's impossible to work on code that you haven't inherited in a working stateYou should just give up now
>>11497416FUNNY HOW YOURE THE ONLY MARE I CANT SATISFY
Why are ponies so attractive?
>sub now has the ability to post in different fonts and colorsI have a bad feeling about this.
>>11497437Nothing is impossible!Natural language syntax ho
>>11497437But I'm so near, I fixed all the bugs caused by the different versions of the various dependencies. I just keep getting various linker errors now.
>>11497436It's worth it, Anon
>>11497471I think the gradient works better when its solid
>>11497465It needs to be full of stars
>>11497471This is better.
>>11497477But it's a simple Nuhmuhmun
>>11497471Solid works better for this style, I think
>>11497471I prefer this one
>tfw I tell mlpg I'm playing dota when i'm actually playing 300 heroes
>>11497471Keep this one.
Thanks a ton guys. Are the colors better? I want to finish this up before i pass out.
>>11497462At least you're living in an age where everyone has already had your problem and asked about it on stackoverflowImagine trying to deal with gcc in the 80's
Why did you leave her?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycn4f7TQePM
>>11497449WHEN HAVE YOU ACTUALLY TRIED TO SATISFY ME? EVERY TIME IT'S THE SAME THING, I TAKE CONTROL AND YOU JUST LET IT HAPPEN. WHERE'S THAT DOMINANT MALE INSTINCT? GRAB MY HAIR AND SHOVE MY SNOOT INTO THE GROUND RIGHT NOW IF YOU HAVE TO, JUST DO SOMETHING
>>11497506>>11497465I may not know art, so I am exactly as qualified as every single other person in this thread to critique your work but I know what I like and I like it.
>>11497517Why did I leave who?
>>11497465I like this one better. The mane omits her legs and it makes her look out of balance even though it's correct. I think you should use a mane with a transparent border and a solid interior like in thr show
>>11497506Rest and finish it with clear head. That's always the best solution if you go for quality. It's just best to give yourself some extra time anyway. Don't push too much.
>>11497525>SNOOTwait a second
>>11497550>restdraw till I drop nigga. And I'm pretty much done, I was just asking if the colors were okay.
>>11497566>draw till I drop nigga.Pointless. In my experience it caused the most problems. When you are getting tired you are also making the most mistakes. Hours you put before go to waste due to that last moments when most errors comes into play breaking the picture.but that's just theoretical talk in here. I'm haven't said anything about your picture.
>>11497569YOU AGAINI'm not gonna fuck dudewhinny
>>11497581Souhwhat do you think about it?
>>11497593You didn't object last night when we switched.
>>11497575where do you take this shit from
>>11497566>>11497581Everyone works differentIf he feels he's gaining from pushing harder when he's tired, then that's a plus for himIt's like how I somehow can't seem to really get going with practice until I know I don't have much time left to do it before having to do something
>>11497622Holy fuck this is awful.
>>11497622Fuck off, sparkler.
>>11497625It's like Word Salad, but with fetishes
>>11497626You know you enjoyed the doughnut sampler.
>>11497636It's like shitposting, but with horrifying porn.How long he's been doing that, 1,5 year?
My nose is runningHow do I stop it
I am dead inside and only pony can resurrect me
I think this is the final mlpg.
>>11497666WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING SATAN?
>>11497644that sounds pretty... uh... creative
>>11497660A shitposter. He's clearly the one guys who's been posting that crap for years. Possibly Jr.
>>11497597...um. I didn't want to go in depth but you asked for it after all.Wings are freaking great. I really like those all along with composition they make with moon. Pose looks funky and I believe it can work great but could use a bit more work. It's just hard to read. I believe that highest visible point of body should be made with shoulders and spine but just then there's one more behind it a little bit higher for some reason. It's just few pixels but it feel off to me. I would stand behind solid mane&tail. You could put there some really fancy space textures. (Clipping luminosity layer with texture on it and then decrease opacity a bit.) Then there are few spots that look a tiny bit sloppy like armor on chest not connecting to the side of body and those few missed pixels here and there.It's good and I like it but could use a bit more work. I hope I helped somehow... sorry if it was too much I wanted to be honest mate
>>11497683He said that he wants you to try the sausage supreme next time.
>>11497689Oh manDon't apologize, I really love getting stuff like this.Thanks.
>>11497691I'll.... keep that in mind
How would you call a black horse?A neigh
>>11497712You can even pretend it's me, if that would make it easier on you.We know how much you like futas
>>11497728UNF UNF UNF GREEN CLOUD
>marker pony >cutehow casual
>>11497722But Futa's have uh... they have b- oh nevermind it, it's basically the same thing
>>11497735She's actually pretty ugly.
One day technology will allow me to hug them. Even if it won't be real It will still be enough for me.One day...
>>11497740Good, you're finally seeing the light.No go draw some pones, you need to practice.
http://youtu.be/fn8648VGMKMhelpI'm waifuing a pretend person that isn't even not real yet
I'm glad BCS is goneI like ded threads
>>11497766Way ahead of ya, im thinking of using this sitting pose for Sweetie Belle playing a harmonica.I just erase those front legs, almost forgot what i was drawing for a second
>>11497782with some fantasy this could be AJ
>>11497796A bit of an overuse of a reference, wouldn't you say? Shouldn't you be using references for small details instead of "tracing" it?
>>11497817Damn you're right, the finished product would look too much like the reference.
>>11497817you know what else is a overused referenceur mom
>>11497843EBIC SICK BURN
>>11497843>my mom was actually used as references for artists
>>11497849Im glad somebody's using my oc
>>11497832How about a walking pose, and give her one of these to hold the harmonics?http://derpibooru.org/331170
Ponies will never fight each other for their opinions and tastes right? Dash and Pinkie wouldn't argue about their console choices and ruin their friendship right?
>>11497877IDEA: I could have her trotting along playing the harmonica with one of those!
>>11497891Maybe with her eyes closed, and she's about to walk face first into a tree
I want to pick a pony
>>11497919Too bad you get this one.
>>11497919Have you picked your pistol?
>>11497919YOU DON'T GET TOO. PONY IS PICKED FOR YOUAND YOU GET TWIST
>>11497931I wouldn't mind as long as it's japanese dub Twist.
I want to kick a pony
>>11497941>Japanese dub twistIs she cute?
>>11497941YOU GET LATINO DUB TWIST
>>11497955Now we're talkin
>>11497989AJ is getting a hip and ass reduction surgery
>>11497931>getting the best ponysome people have all the luck
>>11498015YOU ARE GETTING SNIPS
>>11498011Where the fuck is 2b coming from
>>11498021Fuck you I aint gay son
>>11498033Fuck the 2b thing what the hell is the third line?
>>11498051I stopped reading after 2bthat whole thing doesn't really make sense to me then.Either I'm retarded or teacherhorse wants her class to do the impossible
>>11498063>twilight sparkle presenting herself naked
>>11497956So does japan like Pony?
>>11498079>implying he's not homo
>>11498063>still no equestria girls camripseriously, I just want to get it over with
>>11498069It is impossible.x-7=19+x is false because you get -7=19The 2b thing doesn't mean anything.My question is what the hell are those 3 dots and why does it say the x--x? Why two minuses?
>>11498086In japan everything is cute because they like itNow answer your own question
>>11498063Gary Oak please
>>11498011>x-7 = 19+xThis equation is going placesTo be precise, it's going 0 = 26Stupid horses can't do math
>>11498086No, they cancelled it
>>11498095Thought it's some way to write this shit which I haven't heard befor.Ponies think on higher levels
>>11498102Did they really? I've been out of the loop on japony.
>>11498095It's been awhile, but doesnt 3 dots stand for "therefore" and it could be minus negative X.
>>11498102You must be lying
>>11498112But minus negative x is just x. And where did the second minus come from?And it's 3 dots +x - - x=2bWhat. How did they get there?
>tfw dont want to sleep but getting tired>suns coming upfuck
>>11498128Therefore Positive X minus Negative X = 2bI'm pretty sureThey used to do minus negatives all the time to try to fuck with you, you have to change it as you go through the steps
>>11498152What's the point, the first line right away is nonsense. There's no X for which the first line can be solved.
>>11498131Time for coffee
>>11498152Okay why is it a positive X? X-7=19+X is different from 2X=26.whichever filly wrote that is dumb and teacherhorse is a bad teacher since she didn't stop her and told her she's wrong>>11498149Magic is for calculus only. You never use magic for algebra
>>11498166I'm not saying it's a correct equation at all, you asked what the 3 dots were and why there were 2 - - signs.
>>11498168Not a fan of coffee.
>>11498191Time for Cocaine
>>11498191Drink a shitload of black tea then