PRINCESS YOU SAY
What's a horse
>>11483442this doesn't helpi've never heard of a horse before
>>11483440Is horse Micro or Monolithic?
Snips is short
>>11483418shy luna is cute lunaI'd ruffle her mane and say you're welcome
>>11483455this is horse
>>11483464that has nothing to do with princesses, EA
every post I make is an attempt to get repliesso is every post you make, faggot
>>11483422I can't wait for the other mane 6 to become princesses.
why is she so purple, /co/?
POST NO BILLS
>>11483410I want to do stupid girly things with the princesses, like tea parties.anyone else feel that way?
>>11483511I want to have a tea party with Twilight and her friends. I don't really care about the other princesses though.
>>11483410Her voice gets more annoying every time I hear it.
>>11483527 we yo friends meduka
>>11483410I wish I knew what kind of brush this artist used for his lines
>>11483511I'd do anything with them. A pillow fight in the middle of the throne room would be awesome.
>>11483529I would tea party with any horsie.
>>11483486Shit, wrong thread.
>>11483511>>11483539I actually bet a lot of ponies feel the same way, but sadly the princesses cannot oblige them as often as they'd like because of decorum.
>>11483537seyiku lose it
Does "I Think, Therefore I Am" strictly related to issues of the soul?
i like to imagine celestia is this size
>>11483546DO NOT THROW SOULS
>>11483558>futararity sleeping bag spoilertext
>>11483566Anon I just want you to know I hate you.I've saved this and now share in your idea
So...When do we start posting Sun/Moonbutt porn?
I remember when MLPG was good.
>>11483558all hail, lord smooze
>>1148360410/10 outstanding constructive post would read again
>>11483604Well, you're not making it any better by posting this
>>11483601>>11483601Now seems good.Sadly I don't have any, but...
>>11483601You mean you don't already have it saved?
>>11483632 i don't, my princess folder is empty. Or at least the r34 section of it.
Not getting very much done.Be back tonight to take some more requests.
>>11483557Go to be Descartes.
>>11483648A stout earth pony. poofy mane and soot covering his upper half, save for a clean area where goggles would be. White mane, dark brown coat. Usually has a shit-eating-grin on his face. Cutie mark is a beaker.
>>11483659She'll die sooner or later
>>11483604Remember when you came to MLPG because you wanted to, not because you had to?
>>11483593you stole my filename. give it back
>>11483566Celestia is nowhere near that bulky though. Imagine if she was? Broad shouldered princess.
>>11483691You mean today?
>>11483648SURE!male, blue unicorn with purple main and tail. Cutie mark is a Sword crossed over a shield.He is an adventurer and treasure hunter. He likes to get drunk and tell stories in taverns. His sword and shield are just magical energy manifested into weapons.
>>11483648Why should I entrust you with my own Donut Steel Pony?But yes.I'd like.Thank you Anon.
>>11483702>A big, burly celestiaB-boner what are you doing? Stop!
>>11483566we technically have her height, though
how do you justify being a pony
>>11483648pls and thank you
>>11483650http://i.imgur.com/SYLy7dL.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/DUN5kX3.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/WMEo1fm.jpgI don't really have much r34... just really suggestive stuff. Explicit images don't do it for me.
>>11483699>not stealing filenames like a kleptomaniacFucking pleb
>>11483739>that picture>all those people gone>and the few that unfortunately decided to stay
>you will never rish with pony
>>11483688N-NOYOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT
>>11483566>big warm snuggles>feeling her enormous horsey body next to you in bed>the bed creaks when she shifts her weighti want this so badly
>>11483688>implying Derpy can die
>>11483732Those 2 horses are pretty cool. I'd like to see more pones/animals from other nations.>Canadian mooseIt would be just like Brother Bear but less boring
>>11483760To be honest, I would actually keep most of the people that came aftewards over the ones that left
who was the ruckiest pony this week
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LEAK YOU FAGGOTS
>>11483768Would you want full-on horse body, or just the cartoony pony build with a horse's size and weight?
unfiest thing ever:http://i.imgur.com/EdmEZlI.png
>>11483768would you let yourself be crushed to death underneath your favorite horse?
>>11483800>tfw Kraut is ded
>>11483786I sort of agree, I know some people might hate me for this but some good people have joined this thread since the move to /mlp/
>>11483803I'd want Dash to be kind of horsey in body structure>Those lean musclesunf
>>11483760the few, the proud, the people with not much else to doand the speed of mlpg has really spoiled me. other threads are just turbo slow now.
>>11483803>>11483805i like the cartoony pony buildbut the size and weight are very importanti don't want to die but if i must that is a good way to die crushed by facesitting?
>Battlefield 3 - $5 (Normally $20)>paid 60 when it came outSomeone kill me.
>>11483839That's actually a really fucking terrifying way to die
>>11483851>paid 60>for battlefield 3I'm so sorry.
>>11483849Do you have a single fact to back that up?
Anyone want some pie?
>>11483857it's just suffocatingreally pleasant suffocating
>>11483741I never thought of that...Now I need to get rid of that thing.
>>11483873Heck yes I'd love some pie!
>>11483849I would throw her a massive party inside Pinkie if you know what I mean
>>11483839Do you think Celestia would be excited by the thought of controlling your fate with her body whether she got up or not? There's no way you could get out from underneath her unless she chose to let you up. Maybe she fakes like she's going to fall asleep there because you're such a nice pillow.
>>11483851>Things go down in priceSHOCKERI'm pretty sure the 18 months you had to play it was worth $55
>>11483670vampire amputee fluttershy is so cute
>>11483912You have no idea how much I love amputee ponesI just want to take care of them
>>11483897i'm just excited by the idea of lying next to such a massive warm feminine creature, feeling her chest rise and fall, cuddling naked against her soft furi swear i don't like fat girls
>>11483873noyou took a bite out of it
>tfw Celestia collapses your skull under her fat horse ass while facesitting too hard
>>11483933>not eating a pie that fluttershy took a bite out ofYou crazy bro?
>>11483923amputee pones make me sad. At least give them a replacement limb or two
>>11483934>>11483923dash is pretty badass
>>11483851>buying EA games.I trust you've learned?Daily reminder that the new battlefront is not 'battlefront'
>>11483956just a germaphobe
>>11483942>tfw she probably doesn't weigh enough to crush a skull by sitting on it
>>11483918no, this means you won a free xbox
>>11483956Can you imagine all the bacteria Fluttershy has?
i think i like comic pank better than show pank
>>11483918>>11484003SUMMER SALESUMME FR SALESUMNFRN SALEMFR
>>11484014The only appealing word here is musky, and even that's going.
>>11484021She seems less aloof and more of a go-to for cheap jokes in the show now
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/53127792113/this is still happeningyou still have until tomorrow at midnight to finish
>>11484011I don't have the link on me handy but there's developer articles where the new team working on it rambles on about how they want to make 'their own game' and not just make another battlefront and essentially make the game call of clone wars.It begs the question why they'renaming it Battlefront at all.
>>11484028Fuck, this is the part where Don't Starve goes on sale for two bucks a day after I spent 15 on it isn't it.
http://mlpgcollagehq.tumblr.com/post/53278046267/weclome-to-the-projectthis too is happening. you have till always to submit
>>11484014Do people actually say "rut" in real life?
>>11484044Why is this so adorable
>>11484090When talking about animals, yes.Also in the context of finding yourself in a 'rut' as in a down spot.
>>11484021She's terrible in the showAlmost worse than BoringJack
>>11484094What a lovely vibrating pone
>>11484090It is a real word y'know. Ever been stuck in a rut?
>>11484128>>11484150God, that comic had no right to be so sadand so cute
>>11484163>tfw you will never get stuck in a rut
>>11484150Why did he turn into a lemming?
>>11484163You know what I mean, like using it sexily
>>11484128>>11484150>you will never be the pretty mare being longed after by awkward, bucktooth beta males with a good heart
>>11484188don't care, gonna fap
>>11484128>>11484150>Flash Sentry, the comic
>>11483716Got an idea for a hairstyle?
>>11484031That pony sure does love hanging around near windows
>>11484150Wow, what a little cuntmakes me hate Spike as much as Bobby
>>11484234>tfw you will never tenderly caress Margaret's bird tits
>>11484232It's like it's part of some kind of internal programming.
>>11484232You like that pony, don't you xieril
>>11484202>you will never be treated like a princess by a stallion>you will never help him be more confident>he will never repay you by pumping you full of cum and snuggling you to sleep
>>11484251Pff, silly Anon. They're called 'lady pecs'.Silly Anon.
>>11484270Well I'll never caress those either
>>11484187Would you like to? With who?>>11484200Nah, it's specifically an animal related word in that sense. People don't rut. Although it's almost just as good as fuck, short, gutteral, one syllable, and conjures dirty images.I think there's even rutting seasons.
>>11484270ladies have pecs deafthey are behind the tits
YOU KNOW, MOON RHYMES WITH SPOONhow would you respond to luna's loud and cheesy pickup lines
>>11484264FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUmore
>>11484288>people don't rutoooooh yes they do
>>11484292with ear protection
Does MLPG want to see a pony banner?
>>11484292I would tell her to BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!?!?
>>11484292>>11484295who would win in a seduce-off between moonbutt and sunbutt
>>11484292I think it'd be fun to try and come back with equally cheesy lines.
>>11484299>rainbow dash having titsNO
>>11484299>derpy loavesStill so fucking retarded.
>>11484252She tends to crash into them a lot too...>>11484258M-maybe
>>11484306I'd love to have a banner that is pony themed
>>11484312Anon pls I only swing in one direction and revolving doors have no breaks.
>>11484340Would you like that pony ROMANTICALLY
>>11484299>having the most entries on thereFirst derpibooru, and then the world
>>11484299>that Spitfire and that Babs pictimetofap.jpg
>>11484338everyone knows that it all goes to her colossal bubble butt
>>11484341then make and submit one>>>/q/649162
WHAThttp://newvegas.nexusmods.com/mods/37884/?#contentWHY DO I HAVE TO PAY FOR MODSI ALREADY PAYED FOR NVTHIS IS SHIT
>>11484361Does that mean that she has a big marecunt?
>>11484352In a heartbeat
>>11484308I think it depends. Sunbutt would be very smooth, confident and gradual. Luna would direct and awkward, yet endearing. With sunbutt it'd feel like a dream and unobtainable, but with Luna you'd probably feel more comfortable.
>>11484378are you rusing me?
>>11484394Even if she was a pony?
>>11484374μt will never allow a pone banner
>>11484299>boobaloo>only 6 entries>6
>>11484378AnonAnon you don't have to pay money
>>11484378HEY DUMB SHIT the site is organized funny. You can opt out of paying, you just have to look around the screen harder.
>>11484412he actually hasn't said one way or the other his opinion on pony banners
>>11484394Rainbow is totes kawaii even when shes an equestrian girl
>>11484328but I like it
>>11484414Well, I guess I'm just going to have to fix that now.
>>11484412>μttook me a second... clever.I'm probably just a slowpoke.
>>11484394i want to sniff her bike shorts
YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO think about something that makes you happy
>>11484402NO I AM NOTI TIRED TO DL IT AND IT SAID I HAD TO PAY FOR AN ACCOUNT>>11484420>>11484417DOWNLOAD WITH MANAGERDOWNLOAD MANUALLYCLICK THE ICONNOTHING
>>11484443 Scalp massage
>>11484394Even as a disfigured human Dash is a qt
>>11484397man i just want to hang out with her and feed her cake all day until she can't move
>>11484448do you have an account? you do not need to pay
>>11484397but celestia doesn't want to be unobtainable
>>11484221Sorry about that, long, messy, headband.
>>11484409Any Dash is a kawaii DashSo, yeah.>>11484374>tfw something I did got used as a banner
>>11484461And rub her big heavy belly?
>>11484464NO, I HAVE TO BUY A PACKAGE TO GET ONE
>>11484465That's the thing, though. She's SO good at seducing you that you'd feel like you're dreaming. When she finally accepts you, you can hardly believe it.
>>11484487no you dontI already got one two minutes ago
>>11484491WHAT>>11484507WHATWHY DO THEY THEN HAVE TWO PAGES OF THAT SHIT THEN
>>11484510>>11484526but i don't want this
>>11484510>that poopy butthole
>>11484523JUST DON'T CHECK A FUCKING PACKAGE ANONIF THEY'RE BOXES, THEY'RE OPTIONAL. BUBBLES ARE REAL TALK.HIT THAT FUCKING CREATE ACCOUNT BUTTON RIGHT NOW
>>11484510>>11484526God it looks tight as fuckUNF
>>11484539who are you trying to convince?
>>11484526sweetie belledoes rarity know what you're doing on the internet
So uh, any you cool cats have a simple draw request handy? I'll try two of them.
>>11484542I'M FUCKING MAD THEY TRY AND JEW PEOPLE LIKE THAT>>11484534THANKSTHANKSThanks
>>11484555Rainbow Dash humanized and taking off her socks
>>11484555The wiggliest pony
>>11484555Zecora making soup?
>>11484555Twilight drooling on a book, asleep.
>>11484555Celestia eating cake frosting with a tablespoon
>>11484555Satyr Applejack presenting her ass
>>11484555Applejack and Rainbow dash in oily overalls working on a muscle car
>you will never wake up to find all the ponies in your house sleeping on top of you for warmth
WHERE IS EQUESTRIA GIRLS?
>>11484615I'm biAnd I really don't like guys buttsTheir legs are much better
>>11484625why, playing in select theaters, my friend!
>>11484625actually apparentl the eqg toys come with a dvd of soem kindi doubt it's the movie but with some luck...
>>11484637ughi don't like male bodies in a sexual wayi'd play with some nice cocks though
don't talk about anything fun while I'm gone
>>11484601USE IMGUR YOU DUMB RETARD
yay or nay?
>>11484699I do not understand
>>11484699Why not.Do one in white and the blue of rarity's mark.
>>11484674That's how it always startsFirst you're thinking about dicks and BAMNext thing you know you're thinking about gay shit like chiselled abs on thin guys all day
>>11484674>I am not gay though
Threw up chapter 2 of porn studio story. It's funny because RD is a closet homo.http://www.fimfiction.net/story/111034/2/equestria-studios/rainbow-dashs-closetI'm starting to wonder what male characters I can actually include. Spike and Big Mac are already in, with planned cameos from Soarin and Braeburn.
>>11484718I prefer bellies with fur
>>11484699I feel like a retard for not getting this... ondrbus was
>>11484733shut the fuck up
>>11484740not that anon, but me, too
>>11484756Would you all of those, xieril?Even 0?
>>11484756Out of all of his types. RD is the only one I don't like the level 3 for. The outfit is just horrible
>>11484747you know, it's not cool to hate fanfiction any more.I don't think it ever was.
>>11484756YOU POSTED 3REPORTED
>>11484767>Even 0?I'm with 0 every night;_;
>>11484789Just a pair of kicky little legs
>>11484821>kicky little hoofjobsUNF
>>11484789Her everything. Her smile, her mind, those deep magenta pools that you can lose yourself within, her sense of adventure, her hopes, her fears, her dislikes, her loves, and her kicky little legs. Is that enough for you? Is that what you want?
>>11484756does anyone have a version of this with all 6 characters in the same image?also celestia, zecora, lyra, and derpy when
>>11484708>>11484746a subtle pank bannerread the 4chan announcement
>>11484789Her sweaty gymshorts
>>11484838>>11484821Oh godThat was beautifulOf course.
>>11484856>wild boars ejaculate 500ml
>>11484857>subtleLet's get this in there instead then
>>11484886Okay, it's fine.She's a good pony.
>>11484900the will notice, you dumb dumb
>>11484900that'll blow my cover
I love pony
>>11484879godwhy does feminine sweat and musk smell so good
>>11484889>boar-zebra hybrid>hybrid vigor
>>11484935NO YOU DON'TONLY I LOVE PONY
>>11484900that hurts my eyes
how would you describe these legs, mlpg? Try to keep your description to 2 words.
>>11484955p-pinkie pie and rarity are bathing together...
What are some good waifu fics?
>>11484971you've never sniffed a cute girl's sweaty shoes when she wasn't looking?smells like candy
>>11484976Hotsauce's Date with a princess if you're a celestiafag Or wish to become one
>>11484976secondI'd like some pank waifu fics as well please
Reminder that CelestiaQuest resumes in 23 hours.
Does anyone have that screencap of the last MLPG thread in /co/ with someone posting lyrics?
>>11484990No it doesn't, stop shoving your fetishes down our throats
>>11484733>It's funny because RD is a closet homo.Stopped reading right there
>>11484856>You'll never be given a zebras production by your waifu>You still cum in relatively tiny spurts though>10 seconds of orgasm for every 5 ml of cum>You'll never be bent over your waifu for 8 minutes shaking like a filly as you slowly pump her full of cum
I am so glad EqG hasn't leaked yet.Bronies once again prove that is something is quality they won't pirate it.
>octavia spammerhow fun
Pony sucks the dick!
>>11485038Anon, you may not realize this, but you've hit the fetish on the head
>>11485049Shut up Fluttershy and get in the bag.
>>11485038I need GGG/wedding/coronation Zecora in my life.But no.She was at none of those events.Fuckin' asshole writers.
>>11485038and this is why I'm on the stack
>>11484374>somebody from /p/ already submitted a pony banner, with Photo Finishneat
>>11484996I've already read that one repeatedlySomethign with Dash or Rarity would be nice.
>>11485049>bronies pirate and watch online every episode of the showSo the show is shit?
>>11485017Nobody?Were any of you even there when we moved from /co/ to /mlp/?
>>11485139FUCKI have been trying to find this picture
>>11485149I don't have the cap, but I remember that it's got the lyrics of Exitlude by the Killers.
>>11485038>you will never do kegels and stretch your urethra so you can flood her faster>she will never ramp up your production to compensate>you will never spend those eight minutes holding her tight as cum overflows from her stuffed body
>>11485149Nope, not a soul.Since S1 hiatus, sorry I don't have it.
>>11485149I wasI don't save thread screencaps
>>11485149what is the archive, here's a hint, it happened a year ago
>>11485139>Apple keeps nuking his pageFor a guy who doesn't want to attract attention he's not doing a very good job.At least dump your stuff in a rar once in a while, dammit!
>>11485017>>11485149yeah i got itthat was a rough night
>>11485051Hey, I was enjoying it.
>>11485139>tfw Apple is ded and hats us
>>11485122I don't know why I still have this bookmarked: http://pastebin.com/Chvt38X2
As far as the banner idea goes. It should be subtler. I say doughnuts. Pony-themed ones of a subtle nature. Say it's "with love from /ck/'s beloved"
>>11485194it's like every fucking day he nukes his shit
Post background ponies
>>11485178NoIt had enough fetish shit to begin with
>>11485237Dude, there's actually a surprising amount of pony banners. Some of them don't look too bad, either: >>11485121I like the idea of a subtle one, though.
>>11485159Why didn't you ever say anything? I could have posted it for you, anon.
I would like to get bit by bat pony
>>11483473DEFEATING A SANDWICH
>>11485174>>11485203Many thanks.That's what I was trying to remember. I was thinking it was from that song, but it seemed too... I guess pop music for something on 4chan to quote.
>>11485304what do you want
>>11485003>>11485015>>11485032Oh my gosh that hair.I'd snuggle that shit so hard.
>you will never suck off a human/zebra hybridhttp://i.imgur.com/SP6hqoD.gif
>>11485306Take a shower first.
>>11485358I need to know how to do this
>>11485380Be born with hyperspermia.
>>11485403that's what you get for having the worst waifu
>>11485403edit war that shit
>>11485403But that's her canon name.
>>11485194here's a better idea.HE COULD QUIT FUCKING POSTING SHIT
>>11485403Settle down. I don't even like you. Go bug some other pony.
>>11485435but m-muh artist rarsI only have two
>you will never watch pone's belly grow slowly larger
>>11485449Gee, that's really harsh.
>>11485449If you don't like me, how come you left that cake on my windowsill?I didn't understand the frosting message, though. "It's not like I wanted to bake you this cake, I just had some leftover ingredients and didn't feel like watching you starve." Is that some kind of code?
>>11484577Done as fast as I canSoups on!
holy shit you guyslightning dust = ldrainbow dash = rdleft and rightrainbow dash was right all along
http://derpibooru.org/350189>Diamond Tiara wears biker shorts under her dressIT'S TOO MUCH FOR MY BONER TO HANDLE
>>11485530That is a lot of stew Can she even eat all that
>>11485434So is Bon BonBon Bon is also the only one recorded in character dialogue (Both Twilight and Spike call her Bon Bon in the voice acting in the gameloft game)
>>11485461>that feeland ponies are pregnant for up to a year or something, and they get ridiculously round.
>>11485530oh shit manthat is a lot of improvement
>>11485554Are... Are you slow or something?
>>11484299>hootershy>732I request this in mediafire format.
>>11485557doesn't RD have that as well?I'm suddenly craving for some lewd EG Dash pics.
>>11485599There's probably like 30 fappable
>>11485588Thats not what I meant anon and you know it. Her name is Bon Bon on her newest toy and other merchandise. Just pointing out Bon Bon is the only version of her name ever recorded in character by any of the shows VAs. On top of the other merchandise.
>>11485594>Not pulling the other Pinkie through>Not having selfcestPinkie is the dumbest horse
>>11485605But Dash is shit tier.
>>11485583wait wait hear me out on this onenightmare moon = nightmare lunaluna = moon
So, would you a hungry, hungry princess?
>>11485566No problem bro!>>11485582Thanks. Since my internets been out I've literally been drawin every day. A lot of it porn that I've been too nervous to post publicly>>11485569She's going to feed it to her pet manticore
>>11485557I can tolerate that bitch but here she doesn't have a prepubescent body.
>>11485621Oh gosh. Some of the "art" on that site is just downright terrifying. People should really figure out normal anatomy before they try to jump into trying to make things look attractive.
Question, where is Celestiaquest usually held.I didn't see it in /q/ so I'm curious as to where it's held and where I can read everything up to now?
>>11485649Can I feed her cum?
DOOKSTom and Rarity where?
>>11485666in /mlp/I forgot where that quest archive is
>>11485557>you manage to get a good look up her skirt>she notices>is still embarrassed even with the bike shorts on>partially because she's got nothing under them
>>11485664>she doesn't have a prepubescent body.Yes she does.
>>11485626why the fuck do we even have spoiler tags?
>>11485675that book messes up the names of ponies that had their names said in the show.
>>11485675I love Blossomforth, she's really cute.
>>11485665Everyone thinks they have to draw porn to be popular, so they just jump right into it. Just pray they learn. Then again, some don't and still get popular. RIPLMJ
>>11485715SS tits unf
>>11485716So we can hide our lewdness in a forced-clever kinda way
>>11485675Oh no, not that!She has more official sources as Bon Bon, plus the voice acting
>>11485635Even in her EG form, she's the cutest.It's like a universe constant; Dash will ALWAYS look adorable.
>>11485717You mean her?Her puppet in the leaked files was something like strmwlkr.
>>11485719She's cute as a person horse too.
>>11485701Well everything sentenal01 archives is on .co in the archive section.Whose name would it be under if it is being archived because I didn't see smutanon's name?
>>11485719>filename>one of her legs is definitely missing
>>11485761>>11485717This issue was already talked about by a show storyboarder. She confirmed that technically, both names are correct for her. No name is more right than the other.
How do I into coloring unicorn magic?
I'm sorry that all you losers cant see that Fluttershy is the best human and pone
>>11485750But the book is the OFFICIAL guide, and it's the most up to date product to feature her.
>>11485766Looks like a recolored Shaft character.
>>11485779yes anon, unf
>>11485774it would be under smutanonsince he is not there, it is not in that archive
>>11485788I can give you a sai file to show how I do it.
>>11485788Luminosity makes everything magical
>>11485793>PonyYes>Humanthere is no best human
>>11485779No Anon, pony.
>>11485779>those thick thighsI can't help but Unf
>>11485715My girlfriends are prettier than yours.
>>11485798More like Kyoani.
>>11485779>>11485805I like to imagine a sheepish anon presenting a picture to another anon asking if it's unfworthy
>>11485816Luminol makes everything blacklightical
>>11485793Sure, if you like people with jaundice
>>11485844I asked somebody who does K-On and makes all their girls look the same. Apparently they lied to me.
>>11485794All mechandise released by hasbro is "official" anonIncluding the playsets, according to them. So was the book that came with the original princess toy that named Celestia's sister as Selene.And as I said, her latest toy is named Bon Bon, not sweetie drops
>>11485816That only works on dark backgrounds though
is it time for a hat hoedown yet?
>>11485754But you're wrong.
Do you think these ponies can last forever?
>>11485727>Everyone thinks they have to draw porn to be popularIts kind of true though. Drawing porn results in getting noticed pretty damn quickly. I mean look at that Wolf guy. His drawings are unforgivably awful, yet he still gets a bunch of commissions for porn.Ahh, whatever. Maybe one day I'll stop being such a prude and get tons of brony fame.
>>11485825pinkie that's lewd
>>11485892I'm up for it
>>11485203>tfw nobody quoted the lyrics from "All My Friends" by LCD Soundsystemplebs
>>11485880Link to the toy that calls her Bon Bon?
>>11485784Its alright. Ponies regularly shed all their limbs and regrow them.
>>11485449>I DIDN"T PUT THOSE IN MY BAG
IP: 22.214.171.124:27015 Pass: bonbon It's TF2 night!
>>11485874How much did this one sell for anyways?
>>11485920Its the new blind bag set that switched her from the applejack mold to the pinkie pie mold
Princess Celestia's enormous fanon ass
>>11485892>>11485944I'd like to, buuuut I kinda want to try my hand at making a banner.It'd be cool as hell to contribute something to the whole site. Wish me luck.
>>11485880FS that's a terrible background pone, I don't see why you need to defend her honor
>>11483648Light brown with green mane, Eyes are brown, Stallion, Black flank, and just a white back ground. Maybe you could make a pose on the hind legs and front legs are kicking in the air? Thanks.
>>11485950it has gotten bigger over the seasons, though
>>11485788>>11485810>>11485816Here you go dude! I made a SAI file of the layers I use to make a magic effect. Might help you out!https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/34098139/UM/NEW..UM/magic.sai
>>11485935I didn't you little devil spawn.
>>11485956Because she is a pretty pone that reminds me of ice creamI mean look at her shes like a walking baskin robins sign
how long until a bunch of autistic high schoolers post a video of themselves doing this shit irl?
>>11485948Nice link, thanks.
>>11485766Where's the human ThunderlanexBlossomforth?
>>11485963>green mane>GREEN MANE
Fluffle Puff is best princess.
>>11485950Her butt has canon been growing since S1.In S3 it's like 50% larger than in S1.
>>11486014It's already happening
>>11486014God this is so hideous to watch
>>11485982You still gotta pay fer um.
>>11485965I've seen that comparison image, but I'm still not convinced it wasn't just cherrypicking shots to make it look like Celestia's butt got bigger each season.
>>11486014I'd fap to it
>>11486060It is. I was always under the impression it was merely a joke.
>>11486039>>11485965It's because of all that cake she eats.
>>11486048Here in the Netherlands, our dykes never have leaks
>>11486060just enjoy the ass, anon. It's something to behold.
I want Celestia to forcibly turn me into a mare and dump me in a room full of sex-starved earth ponies
Would you show pony your room?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErsvbsnZaI4
>>11485839Scoots is prettiest CMC
>>11486048It's been out for hours
>>11486014can you imagine having to draw thisand animate itand voice it overand sync everything upugh i pity everyone who worked on this fucking movie so much
>>11485839>cmc>prettier than Diamond TiaraAre you high?
>>11486027I find green with brown works fabulously!
>>11486092How can they be cutie mark crusaders if they do not have cutie marks?Or do the mutants in the movie actually have their own versions of cutie marks?
>>11486082oh god i'd love that s->earth poniesbut what about a pegasus stallion lifting you into the air with each flap of his wings and dropping you on his cock before flapping again, thrusting deeper with each wing flapcome on
>>11486108Don't pity them too much, they were compensated for it
IP: 126.96.36.199:27015 Pass: bonbon Pls come hat
>>11486128cutie marks were just buttons or skirt patterns and stuff.
>>11486128They try and get viral with youtube videos and get upset after reading youtube comments. This is in the movie.
>>11486134>but what about a pegasus stallion lifting you into the air with each flap of his wings and dropping you on his cock before flapping again, thrusting deeper with each wing flapI'm having issues imagining this since holding you above him/ his dick requires you to be relatively close so he doesn't miss, while possibly leading to you falling too fast and ripping his dick.A rephrase might be required here.
>>11486144>that black markWhy? I thought there was a bug on my screen.
>>11486134Earth Ponies are the ones who know how to fuck, anon.How could I possibly exercise my new mare parts when the guys I want to fuck are trying to do aerobatics?
>>11486108Nah man, see. They got payed to do this. I'd LOVE to get payed for drawing.
>>11486092I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS SHIT BEFORELINK TO WHATEVER CLIP SHOWED THIS SHIT PLZ
>>11485727>Everyone thinks they have to draw porn to be popularSometimes I jokingly notice that all the best artists draw porn. If you're obsessed enough about a thing to draw porn of it you probably have reasons aside from popularity driving you.I think it's probably best to just draw things and throw them out there and pay attention to people's response, but don't give too many fucks about it.
>>11485880>named Celestia's sister as Selene.>SeleneHAHAHAHAHA I WAS RIGHT
>>11486128>EqG characters still have cutie marks>we just don't see them in the movie because they're in the same place
>>11486155So nothing magical that actually requires crusading for?>>11486160I would say I hope you are joking but I can imagine by now that you aren't
>>11486134Unicorn stallions could levitate you in the air and double team you like a fuck toy. Superior.
>>11486185Anon that's a shot taken in a theater. You can see the seats.
>>11486186To be fair, you have to be pretty talented to draw good porn. Compared to non-porn pony stuff, you've gotta be able to draw a lot wider range of emotion, better grasp on anatomy, better knowledge of how to draw 2 characters interacting, etc. Well, if you want to draw GOOD porn, at least.
>>11486153Nah. I only play that game to talk to people. And you guys have been way too awkward the past few nights.
>>11486186I draw NSFW when I'm feeling hornyGuess that's just me.
>>11486208And this too. come on you can't count on earth ponies to just be good at fucking to make up for all these possibilities
What is she saying?
>>11486251>you fanon isn't canon
>>11486251Who thinks fanon is canon?
>>11486285Ah, thank you.
>>11486237Unicorns and Pegasus are for horny teenage ponies who don't know any better.I want to have a hard and rough rutting in the mud with the stallion behind me biting my mane.
>>11486274Why is Lyra such a sassy black mare?
Daily reminder that your fanon isn't canon.
>>11486300>you fanon isn't canon.
>>11486300>you fanon isn't canon
>>11486300You guys can call her whatever you damn like.Won't stop me from loving her.
>>11486300I can still see your mistake, I've capped it.That black mark will stain your soul forever.
>>11486208>>11486134>>11486082Gentlemen, please, we're talking about a ROOMFUL of stallions here. Why wouldn't Celestia make sure to spice it up a little and include some from ALL the races she could? including, perhaps, a zebra or two?for the record, pegasus stallions could beat their wings in time and on the same angle as their thrusts, making them penetrate harder and deeper than even an earth pony and sending gusts of his steaming musk sweeping over your quivering body. When he comes, it's all going inside, except for the few drops that ooze out of you because of how little space goes unfilled by his flared member
>>11486313Oh shit. They are eoten all the snacks!
>>11486221Oh yeah for sure. I don't really mean to say that relationship goes both ways. There's a lot of badly drawn attempts at fap material out there.
>>11486313I WAS SAVIN THAT
>>11486337And statistically, Zebras cum like twice as much as horses. It's ridiculous.
>>11486334Just love her for who she really is.Sweetie Drops.
>>11486297but she's notyou're thinking of her cousin
Pegasi have smaller dicks because they need to be aerodynamic.
>>11486268Fluttershy is so pretty...I want to make out with her, but how?That's it!...Or something to that effect.
>>11486014When's the next Bronycon?
>>11486268If my rusty moonrunes are correct the second panel with all the text is along the lines of "Why do I want to kiss and do many ecchi things with you?"Mostly since those katakana are ecchi and the sound they symbolize kissing with.My kanji is rusty so I can't tell you what she's whispering in the bottom left panel though other than Fluttershy's name.Bottom right is something like "That's it!"Wish I could be more accurate/confident but it's been a while since I've had to translate Japanese.
>>11486337Stop trying to turn me into a slut.
>>11486406Fiesta Equestria is happening the 28th. Anyone else goin?
>>11486413why is pinkie pie hanging out with her friend lyra
>>11486424where is this?
>>11486378>>11486420Y-yeah, I'm not even sure where that came from.I don't even have any pegasus stallion pictures, the idea of wing-thrusts just came to me, sounded really hot, so I ran with it.Not even gay.
>>11486381I'm going to draw her so hard.
>>11486390Now now, it's not like their dicks are out all the time when they're flying. They have sheathes, you know. Maybe pegasi have more air in their blood, making them light, and thus making their blood-filled dicks bigger.
>>11486300Daily reminder that you beefed it
>>11486438It's not gay if Celestia turns us into mares~
>>11486427>why is someone hanging out with a friendDo you know what a friend is?
>>11485750I'd hardly consider the cards official.On my crystal Soarin they mislabled him as Spitfire.
>>11486445>Maybe pegasi have more air in their blood, making them light,what the fuck am i reading
>>11486438Just embrace it.
>>11486467xieril i think you love that pone
>>11486438>I am not gay though
>>11486476OR MAYBE ITS MAGICWHY ARE WE EXPLAINING PONY RACE DICK SIZES
>>11486438It's pretty hot. I already had the idea that Pegasi use their wings for balance when upright, but using their wings for more power while rutting? Dang.
>>11486494It doesn't matter, all I know I want to be a mare and I would want a dick inside my mare vag
>>11486337>zebraA zebra wouldn't need wings. It'd be like getting fucked by a freight train. A hoof on the back of your head to hold you down and once he's done you'd be tossed to the side like a used rag, leaking scalding hot jism down your thighs in gushes. And then the next zebra would shove you upright, mount, and it begins again.
>>11486461aw shitI could go maybe I dont know I dont think I can shit fuck god damn it
>>11486471That is the back of the toy card/packaging whatever, which is why she is pinkie shaped. She uses the panka mold now, she used to use the Applejack one Its not the trading cards, which also call her Bon Bon.
>>11486494Are you new here?
>>11486443>drawing black lyra hard
>>11485647DudeDudeNightmare- a bad dreamNight MARE- A NIGHT HORSEAAAAAAAAA
>>11486467What is your favorite part about Dash?
>>11486467what's that pone so excited about?
>>11486521How did they get out of their cages?
>>11486534You should dude!I've got a couple room parties planned, along with being a vendor and such. People underestimate how much fun cons can be.
>>11486467I seriously hope you don't think you're going to steal my waifu.
IP: 188.8.131.52:27015 Pass: bonbon Hatpone
>>11486480Maybe you know?>>11485666
>something something bronycon orgy
>>11486481>>11486496Can't I just post Speedycloud without people thinking I love her?
>>11486546She's blue dabba dee-a
>>11486480Celestia story when?
>>11486558>having such a cute waifu
>>11486556I have no way of getting thereand I want to avoid my family belittling me even more since they no I like pony
>>11486556Don't go Anon. It's Braeburned. He will trap you in his room and will not let you leave until you rape him.
>>11485666You can find them herehttps://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/CelestiaQuest/CelestiaQuest.html
>>11486579You can in theory, in practice you can't
>>11486596braeburned is in texas?
>>11486579XIERIL I AM GOING TO HAVE TO SAY sure, go ahead, sorry that you're fun to tease. I'm glad when you're here and I get to see cutie Dash pictures
>>11486480oh I'd embrace her alright
>>11486546My favorite part about dash is that she's not as good as AJ.
>>11486556>how much fun cons can be>tfw there will never be a con close to where you liveI wish I could have fun with people I met on the internet.It will almost be like having friends.
>>11486516>ruttinggosh why is this such a sexy wordI don't think it even applies to horses; I've gone full furfag haven't I
>>11486457I keep thinking of myself as the slutty mare while fapping and it's godly. I'm pretty sure it's not gay, though, seriously.>>11486516I think I got the idea from that Last Chance to See clip where the kakapo is trying to mate with the zoologist's head. He kinda smacks him in the face with his wings a bunch. I thought there was some kind of actual bird that mates like that, but then I remembered birds lay eggs.I kind of want to expand on this idea, I've never really written smut before though.
I figured out why we can't find Leakpony,because she's hiding.Because she's so ugly and everybody hates her.
>>11486584I'm still deciding to release them all at once or give them out weekly.Would you care to have that one this weekend and we start the process, or do you want to wait until I'm finished with this last pair?And sorry, now is not an option for a variety of reasons.
>>11486579So you don't love her. Got it.HEY DASH THAT FAGGOT DOESN'T LOVE YOU. SEE I TOLD YOU. NOW WE CAN BE TOGHETER
>>11486644Ducks have extremely large penises
>>11486596I love how backwards that sentence is.>>11486622Nah, I'm flyin' down there.
>>11486558I'll fight you>>11486593>>11486601>>11486618>>>11486624It's okay friend, I don't mind it, really.
>>11486659I can wait
>>11486675well either I cant goeven there it is a 4 hour drive for me to get to Houston
>>11486659thanks for doing these quests, they're great fun.
>>11486670THAT WAS IT! I read an article about their corkscrew dongs once, I remember.It's weird that I knew so much about animal penises/mating habits even before I came to MLPG.Like how gay male giraffe couples are actually very common. Somebody should do something with that, considering they're probably sentient in Equestria.
>>11486709But that isn't far at all. Hell that's what I have to drive total to get to my airport and back.
>>11486694Alrighty, thanks for your patience. I'd love to now but I can't at the moment.I'll aim for Saturday/Sunday.>>11486714I haven't done any in a while, are you sure you aren't talking about Smutanon or Not Ben Stiller?But I appreciate the compliment regardless, I aim to please.
I've been looking for something, and I've been told I could find it here. Would anyone here be of assistance?What I'm looking for is poni, and it goes; "BRRRRRRRRRRRRT"
>>11486735I knowI just dont have a car to get there nor money to call a cab or ride a busmaybe next time
>>11486753My only hope is that I don't miss you taking requests
>>11486718was that from the movie, I remember the movie being surprisingly feely
>>11486773Got something planned for me, eh?
>>11486731You will never be a mare looking up at a giraffe towering over you with an expression of hunger and lust?I have no idea where to go with this.
daily reminder that EqG is a thing that exists and people paid money to watch it
>>11486761Is it pony butt?
>>11486688I think it'd be really cute if they could come up with a reason to have an episode focused around Rarity and Rainbow Dash interacting. Obviously, they had significant screen-time together in Sonic Rainboom and Dragon Quest, among others, but still never enough time.
>>11486761gotcha covered, here you go
>>11486792Who doesn't?Anyway I'm glad you're back again.
>>11486797>mareWell, you'd have to be a stallion for starters at least. Whoever does this one will probably have to be gay. Unlike me.
>>11486688Oh yeah you think you can take this? im gunna fukin deck u out m8Hey I also drew you a picture. It turned out kinda horsey. I-I tried..
>>11486811>you will never be that parasprite
>>11486800Where's your sub thread, SB?
>>11486827looks pretty good, aside from that mouth
>>11486824>Who doesn't?Lewd.And I'm glad to be back. I missed you guys.
>>11486825>being that defensive about itSUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Theres SOMETHING on that sandwich...
>>11486160oh god this sounds awful.
MLPG helpI think i've fallen in love with ____you
>>11486859is it blinding, ugly colors?
>>11486827Oh god dude, that's kawaii as fucking hellThe pose and the ears flat against her head just hnnnngI love it, thank you very much! ;w;
>>11486851Stop thatI'm not gay and the size of my Noteworthy folder has nothing to do with that sort of riff-raff>>11486877BACK OFF MAN I AIN'T LIKE THAT
>>11486831Aww, cheer up, I'm sure you could make Celestia giggle.
>>11486877My female cousin squeezes my ass whenever I hug her.She outright said that she does it to fuck with me.
>>11486877Tell me the origins of that picture.
>>11486877>Being in love with a small pseudo communityHarems are bad, m'kay?
>>11486909No he couldn't. We could never make Celestia, laugh or just smile because she's not real
>>11486825Just admit it anon. We're all gay for horsecock here.
>>11486877BWAAA I SELL PROPANE
>>11486909Maybe if destructive things make Celestia laugh.Humans would truly slay her sides.
>>11486923is a gravity falls reference.
Thanks to MLPG the only thing I can do when I'm about to go to sleep is imagine being a mare and taking more dicks than a triple cunted whore.
>>11486941Yes, I was more curious about the characters or if they're just random.I do like me some GF though.
>>11486909>tfw no qt pi pony princess gf
>>11486935>We're all gay for horsecock herehahano
>>11486898BUT I LOVE YOU
>>11486954>I was more curious about the charactersis because the artists run a tumblr with the cake twins.
>>11486935But Twilight is a mare, and everybody knows that mares don't have penises. Besides, it's not gay if I want to take cocks as a mare anyway.
>>11486954It's the Cake siblings
I JUST DON'T THINK SHE'S ALL THAT CUTE
>>11486935Is Twilight rutting Applejack?
>>11486898You sure you aren't a little bitter about never getting to be Noteworthy's best friend, talking about relationships and eventually discovering the one you have together means more to you than any other and getting to show him by fucking him silly?
>Watching new Titan>all this fucking talkingJesus fuck get on with it.
Do ponies get sunburn?
>>11486988Yeah, she's overrated.
>>11487015>s3 finalethey do
>>11486977ITS BEEN A WHILE ALRIGHT>>11486981>>11486976Well now I feel stupid. Thanks though.
>>11487017>my wing is so hilarious today
>>11487015Would you peel pony's itchy sunburnt skin for them?
>>11487015Rarity somehow managed to do it
>>11487005>that endingnever mind totally justifiedI cracked up
>>11487024WELL YOU SHOULD WATCH EPISODES EVERY TWO OR THREE DAYSIT'S NOT LIKE WE HAVE SOMETHING BETTER TO DO
>>11486998Most likely anally Twilight knows how she likes it
>>11487051To comfort them sure. Those are fatal looking burns.
>>11487081Blues. The cute blue stallion that hangs out with caramel sometimes.
>>11487051>Every word you speak creates vibrations and air currents that cut across my skin like a thousand tiny knives
>>11487015Oh yeah all the time. I mean, look at this pony. She forgot to apply her sunscreen when she went to the beach.
>>11487069Unfortunately I don't have the time for that on weekdays usually.Might have to spend a saturday some time soon just watching some episodes.
Did I miss an episode where they explained hoofgrip or did MLPG go crazy with headcanon again?
don't make me fire my fanon canon
>>11485690I just got home 20 minutes ago and that's why I kind of posted that, I'm really sunburnt right now and my entire self hurts.Probably tomorrow tho!>>11487051How would pony even scratch it without hands?
>>11486958what time is the quest tomorrow?
If you could change your favorite pony's catchphrase, what would it be?
>>11487015Do ponies get #sickburns?
>>11487137But ponies don't have catchphrases, Anon.
>>11487139They aren't you anon so no
>>11487131>Probably tomorrow tho!that's fine as long as it's done by this Friday
>>11487137They don't even have catchphrases in the first place.
>>11487131>How would pony even scratch it without hands?Biting where they can reach, using trees for places they can't
>>11487165>>11487158GoshIf you could change your favorite pony's greeting, what would it be
>>11487141>chubby chicks in swimsuitsunf.
>>11487165>>11487158SAY THAT TO MY FACE FUCKER
>>11487187From what? Hello?
>>11487099>>11487108Oh bluesNoteworthy is his canon name?
>>11487187GAME OVER YEAH
>>11487171*follows your blog*>>11487175I just hope pony doesn't forget to put her sunscreen on.Wait, how do earth ponies put sunscreen on anyways?
>>11487187>Hello!There you go.
>>114871357pm UTC-5. That's 21 hours and 20 minutes from now.
>>11487222Poorly. They require assistance from the superior races.
>>11487270Dirt ponies just roll around in the mud instead.
>tfw sister fights
someone post that depressed before and after drawing picture
>>11487300Those are some pretty cute horses.
>>11487270>superior races>posts a picture of rainbow dash0/10 apply yourself
>>11487253Applejack stop that
>>11487300>give ya a lickin' when yer askin' for itI don't know the meaning of that phrase. Sounds pretty lewd.
>not being able to count to apple.
>>11487333>apply>not apple-yTake your own advice
>>11487377It means she's threatening to punch her
>>11487390Oh, alright. Thanks.
>>11487390>>11487399How do you punch with hooves?
>>11487333>implying every other pony that isn't a Earth pony isn't superior to Earth poniesDooks plsplsThe only exception is Pinkie and she still can't surpass unicorns
>>11483716I probably screwed up every where but here you go
>>11487420The same way you would with hands
>>11487420ask rainbow dash
>>11486999I blame you, cleppyclep, Braeburned, and MLPG in general for what just happenedWhy have you driven me to this
okay so twilight sparkle actually does have an equestria girls version that's not the pony but she doesn't go to canterlot highdoes that mean that there's another sunset shimmer kicking around somewhere in equestria girls worldwhat happens if they meet
Pony is easily impressed
>>11487429pinkie is an honorary alicorn
I started my dog on the stack today.
>>11487469No one ever explained if you're right but I assume so because "Sunset Shimmer" had won the fall formal crown 2 years in a row before the events that take place in EQG
When you're ready>>11487496>>11487496>>11487496
>>11487429>dash>superior to anythinglelelele
>>11487501No she isn't
>>11487516>rainbow dash threadof course
>>11487501>>11487531right, she's going to be an alicorn in a few seasons though
>>11487253I love when ponies do that with their tails
>>11485963I hope i can still get my OC before this thread dies.
>>11483687>>11483719>>11483739>>11485963>>11487917I bookmarked this thread because I was only able to do one. I'll do them tomorrow, though.
>>11490770twilight is a very flaccid pony
>>11490910Nothing much nigga how about you?
>>11490964Just horsing around.
I love Twilight