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>>11465496
What a horrid idea

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A terrible dress.

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>>11465496
Her outfit from Sleepless in ponyville

>rapeplay

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>>11465521
But Celestia, I can't lower the sun.

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>still no Rip of EqG

Really guys?

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>>11465533
You mean wearing nothing?

>>11465521
Oh gosh. Does she need help with her computer?

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would you play baseball with pony?

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>>11465509
>>11465546
You talkin' shit about my secretaru?

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>>11465496

An Apple original.

>>11465571
>Computer engineer
>Everyone asks me why their windows computer is slow or why their printer doesn't work

Fucking cunts

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>>11465559
my heart...

Celestia is so cute, and 10 times moreso when being horsey.

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>>11465565
You want to watch it?
I mean you saw the ending right?
and we got most of the intro with the trailer. Everything else is not pony.

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>>11465593
don't you even start

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>>11465611
I miss all the horsey moments the show used to have.

>Art Anon's dog is deathly ill
;_;

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>>11465617
Call me a faggot but aside from the songs, and shit animation it looked okay

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>>11465559
I don't think that's a problem, though she might be able to give you a few pointers there, if you like.

>>11465571
That would be swell of you, too.

>>11465634
It's already begun. The cogs are in motion, The gears are turning.

You can't stop me now.

>>11465608
>you will never have Celestia ask you if you can help her improve her workflow
>you will never write her a few little utilities
>you will never hear her tell you how much they help her get things done

>>11465593
>>11465670
fuck off

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>>11465641
>you will never watch her roll around in the grass, giggling

>>11465641
there arent many to be honest

>>11465670
Why are you still here if you don't like ponies?

>>11465521
>You're the right one to help her with what she has in mind
She must not know a lot of people. I know a lot of people better than me at everything I can do.

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>>11465670
do me a favor and let up on the nasty stuff

>>11465648
That's really sad for him, but should we really be discussing contributors' pets?

>>11465683
>You will never ride her around in the royal rose garden.
>Gently nudging her along with your heels.

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>>11465683
I just want to rub her belly.

>>11465676
IS SHE FUCKING PAYING ME?
I AINT DOING SHIT OTHER THAN TELLING HER TO REINSTALL WINDOWS IF I'M NOT GETTING PAID

https://derpibooru.org/351320
spot the pony

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>>11465710
>>11465711
my feels can't take this

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>sun horse

But this is night time

>>11465709
>tfw popular contributor's pets gets mentioned but you don't

>>11465713
>not being compensated for your work with the satisfaction of seeing her smile and knowledge that every day she's relying on your efforts to get her job done
You're no craftsman.

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>>11465732
Wish we had more anon interaction with Luna.

>>11465738
>You are worth less then a dog.

>>11465732
>>11465759
I wish we had more Celestia interaction with Luna.

>>11465593
I want a PDA. You know, a Pony Digital Assistant.

Someone to greet me when my computer starts up with a smile, who can recognize it's me, open and find things by voice command and remind me about appointments and to go to bed.

And to sit curled up on my taskbar when I'm up coding late or who will sit slightly off-screen attentively watching videos with me without judgement.

Is that too much to ask?

>>11465754
I'VE GOT A JOB
I GET COMPENSATED EVERY TWO WEEKS
THAT'S ENOUGH SATISFACTION FOR ME THANK YOU VERY MUCH

IS THE WEED ON THE SHOW REAL?

>>11465732
>Luna needs your help.
>He fucking Abacus is stuck or something.
>Who the hell uses those things?
>Luna, apparently.

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>>11465710
>She will never suddenly take off in a gallop
>You will never whoop in surprise as she leaps over a hedge but never lands, spreading her wings in flight
>She will never fly you around the city, the both of you admiring the view in silence
>Because you don't need words where you are

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There is NO STOPPING IT

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>>11465775
That too.

>>11465738
Shut up Cheshire/Spaerk/etc.

>>11465797
>And you don't need eyes where you're going.

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>>11465648
The cat I grew up with for 8 years died when I was, well, 8. Had some kind of incurable disease that other cats could catch, but were either immune or infected by it. He was really young, used to jump around, play with my other 2 cats, see what he could climb on, and cuddle with me on the bed. Then when he got sick, he stopped being active. Used to lay by the heater vents and not move for an entire day. My mom told me he was in constant pain and that he could live his life in constant agony, or we put him down.

I feel your pain, AA. Give him all the love you can.

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that's a weird looking ass

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>>11465734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqFD-INbxOo
>Surprise will never scream at yellow paint

>>11465765
>isabelle gets talked about more than you

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>>11465797
This would be the best possible thing.

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>>11465783

It's medicinal

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>>11465812
>8 years
>was really young
It's late at night and this is a contradiction. Ignore it. He was only 2 and I can't remember jack shit past six.

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>>11465694
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>>11465700
Why do you hate everything that makes me happy?

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Day 121
6/17/2013
Estimated Total MLPG posts: 5,699 (Running Total: 725,631)
Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 26,867 (Running Total: 3,170,379)

Whelp, it's over and soon we'll all have either begrudgingly watched it or enthusiastically ignored it.

Now to just hunker down and wait for S4. Again. It'll come eventually.

>>11465802
what size are these

>>11465857
because I don't take kindly to being mad of fool of or being tricked into seeing/doing what I don't want to.

not cool.

>>11465776
What's he point if you can never hug_ them?

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Something something ponies sleeping.

>>11465871
Its a fucking long wait. At least there Bronycon to look forward too for a distraction.


>>11465880
Is there an archive for this thread?

>>11465776
PONY NET NAVIS

>>11465905
good night IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP AND BUCK THE APPLES

>>11465905
night aj

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>>11465871
Don't worry Leth.
Someday. Maybe It'll even be the best season yet.

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>>11465905
Ponies are so cute then they snooze.

>>11465915
>boop.exe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZKhoKX2VoY

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poop posting

>>11465905

>you will never turn over to smack AJ for keeping you awake with her snoring

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>>11465529

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>>11465905
Goodnight

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>>11465834
>She will never take you above the clouds
>You will never watch the sunset from a view you'd never known before
>The day yields to night without a sound, but you will never hear the day end anyways when you wake up

>>11465942
You forgot the final frame anon!

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>>11465593
I'll fucking smash you if you even try to attend a meeting with my secretaru

SNACK THE CRUNCH OFF

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>>11465932
I have my doubts about that.

>>11465973
whats the last

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>>11465934
That they are, anon.

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do ponies have blood

support your answer with examples from the show

>>11465895
You will be able to eventually. Their memories and personality is a simulation of a real, learning personality.

At first we'll join them in their world.

Then they'll be linked to physical bodies and come play in ours. Regardless of the location we'll be together and love them. Our digital friends will be a blur and a new generation will grow up knowing these digital ponies from a young age.

They won't be our servants but our assistants and our friends.

>>11465880
Please give context
Capatcha: edrama John
(it should be noted john is my name
this is creeping me out)

>>11465953
wait where is this baby rarity from?

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>>11465982
Everything's going to be just fine.

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>>11465968
that feel

>>11465880
I uhh don't get it?

>>11466006
What's to contextualize? Isabelle likes Bill Trinen.

>>11465995
this
>>11463992

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>>11465905

>"This ain't no time for sleepin', pardner. There's bad ponies out there needin' a taste 'a justice."

>>11466007
mememaker.org according to the watermark

>>11465805
That wasn't me, I gave up whining about that ages ago

>>11466023
I looked up his name and he's a translator.
Why did they get SO worked up, besides boredom and wanting to drama it up?

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>imgur is down
HAAH FUCKING WAAW

>>11466054
It's a joke. People are capable of that.

>>11466036
Oh you... but you know what i mean.

>>11466077
Do you think Rarity will be the next alicorn princess, or will they all change at the same time?

>>11466058
fucking pony math

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>>11466106

>>11466106
>dj acid version with wang included
unf

>>11466106
I wish you would die in your sleep, but we don't all get what we want do we.

>>11466106
her hair looks so wrong
Fucking eqg

>>11466106
you missed the bit of boob hanging over the white edge

>>11466132
Why does she have a fucking tail.

>>11466146
She's a furry obviously.

>>11466132
>tfw bike shorts

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Fluttershy is curious as to why you haven't killed yourself yet?
Oh yeah.
She really wants to hear another one of your lame-ass excuses

Will you watch EQG?
Do you think you'd buy it?
What if it came with VA and writer commentary?

>>11466146
The whole school was wearing pony tails and ears.

>>11466173
>balamb_garden.txt

>>11466146
They were given the ears and the tail to suppost Canterlot High Wondercolts football team.

>>11466179
I think their mascot was a horse or some shit.

>>11466173
Why does Fluttershy want me to kill myself?

>>11466209
Equestria girls

>>11466173
I'm want to be as useless as she is first.

WHAT YOU GOT NOW

GOTTA GOTTA GIVE IT UP

>>11466173
If I kill myself I'm taking you with me.

>>11466173
Because I'm far too narcissistic to even consider that.

>>11466216
She wants me to kill myself because Equestria Girls exists?

Why would I kill myself because she was in a shit movie?

>>11465942
>>11466106
MSOB pls
LK pls
Cosmo pls

>imgur ded

EVERYTHING IS DYING

>>11466247
She's very embarrassed.
I hope you understand and kill yourself before you see her at her most shameful.

http://derpibooru.org/351151

>>11466199
Man I wish my high school was that furfag.

>>11466271
>imgur hats us

>>11466281
But what about everyone else who knows about it? They're going to make fun of her more than I am.

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>>11466302
fucking ugh
the rest would be so cute too

I'VE BURNS IN MY EARS

AND A DEVIL ON MY SHOULDER

>>11466302
>dat everything

>>11466302
I'd fuck that bong.

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>>11466139
there we go

>>11466005
That's kinda sad. Like all of it.
>>11465976
Looks like you don't even know how to take care of your secretaru, she's much better off with a real Mayor. Like me.

>>11466366
You can have the bong, I'll take the tree behind the yellow thing.

>>11466342
>>11466361
>>11466366
http://derpibooru.org/351154
Better?

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>>11466390

LET THE SWEAT DROP

CALM COLLECTED AND CUNNING

WATCH THOSE JAWS DROP

THE SWEAT IS STILL RUNNING

>>11466367
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT BAKA

>>11466461
EUGH
Those faces man.

>>11466461
>What the shit is up with Fluttershy.png
>not What the shit is up with EVERYTHING IN THIS PICTURE.png

>>11466461
Oh man, Fluttershy is pissed.

>>11466461
why is every one but best ponesPank and AJ a Bitch?

>>11466461
it's all shit

>>11465700
너무 여뻐요

I want to be Fluttershy's Filly.

ARE WE GOING UP

OR JUST COMING DOWN

IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME UNTIL WE'RE ALL FOUND OUT

>>11466461

>straight men in charge of making women look attractive.

Even Braeburned did it better.

>>11466367
>beefing it this hard

>>11466527
Would you let her homeschool you? Would you spend your adolescents cooped up and weird thinking everyone but her was weird? Or would you beg her to go to Cheerilee's classes?

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MOST NOT BUY

>>11466561
>2013
>Buying a new fob watch
>Buying a brony fob watch
Fedoramancer pls

>>11466561
I liked Time Turner better. Dr.Whooves rustles me.

Alright, contibutors/drawfags.

Go to derpibooru and type in your artist name.

Add up the collective "score" of the most recent 5 images, and post the total here

>>11466561
>MOST NOT BUY

correct, most would not buy that

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>>11466591
>Fedoramancer
no warning at all, man

>>11466604
>>11466561
Time Turner would have worked on a more fanon-neutral level as well.

>>11466609
0

>>11466609
Let's not and say we did.

>>11466591
>Not owning a pocket watch.
Anon please.
I dont wear my Citizen to work because it's expensive...

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>>11466619
Can we all discuss how awesome minotaurs and goats are?

>>11466631
Is Time Turner still his canon name or did they cave to fandom?

>>11466663
dr hooves

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>>11466641
I can't
This post is just too terrible

>>11466074
Double entendres can be funny sometimes

>>11466663
I don't think there's been any change to canon? The most canonical thing I can think of is the collectible card that say "Time Turner & Mayor Mare"

>>11466609
0
>Check another tag.
93.
Huh,

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>>11466390

>>11466663
>Can we all discuss how awesome minotaurs and goats are?
they are very awesome
I wish they appear in season 4

>>11466132

I never thought I'd actually be horrified to have Diamond Tiara wiggling her butt in my face.

What the hell is with that... everything?

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how many years away are sentient AI robopones

>>11466641
>owning a pocket watch when you're under 60 years old

how is your fedora treating you?

>>11466694
>Being this jelly.

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>>11466609
615

I had no idea

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Nightly reminder that fingerless gloves are fucking cool

>>11466609

296!

>>11466763
But how am I supposed to keep my fingers warm?
That's dumb.

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Daily reminder.

>>11466763
fingerless gloves are only good for drawing

>>11466746
A lot of years.
At least 30.

>>11466788
>my request

aw yeah, thanks a lot jessy

>>11466801
I'd say 25 to 30.

>>11466680
Pleas, no. I can't deal.
>>11466718
Well, I know they have Hot Topic Vinyl figures of him that use Dr.Whooves as his name, and that big collection book of information has him under that name as well. Then again I've read that that book also contradicts things presented in the show itself, and people do tend to make mistakes with those kinds of things.

>>11466793
always makes me think of DT humping herself

unf

>>11466788
You know, using your tail as a paint brush must make everything you make come out a little shitty!

>you will never be an official princess cockwarmer

>>11466788
I like it.

>>11466788

Oh gosh, the flames will make her faster now.

>>11466753
>Wear a wrist watch of worth.
>Smack it against a metal ladder.
>Chip the crystal.
Biggest 'nope' moment of my life.

>>11466788
That's hot.
Apollo Spaceship pone when?

>>11466663
>>11466718
>>11466815

I think the talked to BBC and they allowed Dr.Whooves

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>>11466828
Like this?

>>11466854
They are okay with Hooves, but not Whooves.

>>11466829
I getting real tired of your shit scrubbles.

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>>11466609

533.

Do I win anything?

>>11466731
I wouldn't mind seeing more of Iron Will or Billy and Vince.

I mean as a cameo or something of course, I just don't see how you can do another episode with them.

>>11466746
>They found four-legged robots were easier to balance
>Cats and dogs seemed too small for the size they wanted to use
>They wanted it to look like it could hold a conversation but didn't want it to pretend it was human
>Ponies seemed non-threatening and children found them approachable.
>They just had to reinforce them to make sure children could ride them

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Minotaurs?

>>11466875
oh god why can't i be there with her

it hurts

>>11466891
>Someone stuck a Fleshline in one a month after they came into the market.

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>>11466609
360

>>11466916
>For some reason a lot of 40-50 year old men were buying them.
>Whether they had children or needed physical care was irrelevant.

>>11466854
>>11466879
Does this mean I can stay in denial and say that Time Turner is his first and middle names?

>>11466903
more like miniwhore

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>>11466903

>>11466960
no, bad scrubbles. Pony is not a whore, she is pure maiden.

>>11466956
where is the scootaloo version of that

>>11466882

What a cute little chubster.

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>>11466882
>>11466882
YES
a 30 second lease of this pony

>>11466609
329

>>11466609
131

Why did you have to remind me of how inadequate I am?

>>11466960
Make love to me Scrubbles! You can keep your awful puns on!

>>11466954
"Time Turner Hooves"? Does he have a doctorate in chronology? Or do the years of watchmaking just naturally qualify him for a "Dr" in front of his name?

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>>11466984
this one's good enough

>>11466989

I give her a hug and scratch her ears.

>>11466982
She's pure something, alright

>tfw having to adjust and improve a stand for your tentacle prop.
Life is so hard.

>>11466834
But my body is a temple to be respected, not abused

>>11467027
Why don't you just solder metal paper clips?

>>11467012
He got his PHD from Whoniversity.

>>11467012

>"Ponies just call me "Doctor" for some reason. Not rightly sure why. I sell and repair time-pieces - what about that job screams 'doctor'? It's not like you need to go to school for 20 years to learn it..."

Guys I'm too tired and sad to write pony porn.
How do I fix this?

>>11467058
Masturbate.

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>>11467014
>>11466984
heh, i found it

>>11467040
Because Popsicle sticks man.

>>11467058
Write Octavia cum inflation

Is John Marston a hero or a villain?

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>>11467016
Hope you enjoyed your prize. You can enter again after 3 months and/or 5 new entries at derpibooru, whichever comes first.
I really hope it's the 5 new entries that comes first
Have a nice day!

>>11467058
I read that as "I'm too tired and want to write sad pony porn"

So can you do "sad pony porn"?

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>>11466953
when will VR pones be released

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Fuck
How do I into Cheerilee

>>11467080
Would you rather we draw it?

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Pony is upset, what do you do?

>>11467111
You just go for it

>>11467118
>not animating it
Jalmbait pls

>>11467111
You have to romance that fine of a woman first. Take her out to dinner. You know the whole deal. Then she'll maybe let you into her. No guarantees though.

>>11466788
>Blitz is cuddle-sized
yessss

>>11467119

Tell her to have a cup of concrete and harden the fuck up.

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>>11467119
I take a nap

>>11467119
Pet pone.

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>>11467119
Hug pony closely.

>>11467111
something doesn't look right about that face

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>>11467058
Take strength and resolve in the fact that your work lights the libido of many a reader, and causes them a deep sense of shame after they've sated their lust to another man's erotic words.

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>>11467111
Well remember a few things!
>she's older than the main cast
>she's a single teacher
>she's very pretty
>she was a big dork in high school
>she has a very nice mane

>>11467167
Reminds me of the old "Bart The Lover" episode of The Simpsons.

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Busy filling in the gaps in the canon where the series has a huge fucking missed opportunity.

https://inkbunny.net/submissionview.php?id=429188

>>11467167
>Older than the main cast
>In the same class as Rarity when they were young

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>>11467119
Give pony her fan back

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Why MLPG should never have kids

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Hey, Tan said it would be a great idea to make a livestream account so I can draw for you guys and drop my spaghetti live on camera.

What should be the name of my channel?

>>11467147
>>11467151
That's not going to make pony feel better

>>11467191
>Twilight's only fan.

braeburned has been automated https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYVHDd8UrsQ

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>>11467152
>>11467157
I approve of this course of action.

>>11467201
applecrust

>>11467106
Within five years.
Someone is probably going to give VR another try.

Augmented Reality will be much more interesting, when a virtual pony has a physical position in the real world that you can see walk around and interact with all of your electronics synced up in your house's wireless systems.

You could go tell your pony to lock the door and set the alarm.

At first glasses will be required, then contacts will be a gimmicky alternative. Finally you'll be able to wear something over the ear that beams the hallucinations straight into your brain. This is where it'll get interesting because they'll be able to cause other sensations, like the feel of her mane brush up against your leg as she walks by you or the plop of her weight when she plops down onto the couch and lays on your lap.

>>11467201
wolfdanaki

>>11467201
Dan's Harem

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>new girl at work
>starts talking about trans pride and how she has a tranny friend
>I ask her if she is a tranny
>"No, but I do use xe, xer, and xeir pronouns, so please don't use her and she around me."
>laugh
>"I'm not doing that."
>go back to work


She gives me the stink eye at work all day and tells me I'm oblivious to my privilege.


I THOUGHT THESE PEOPLE WERE AN IDEA

A JOKE, A FIGMENT OF A PARODY

NOBODY SAID THEY WERE REAL

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>>11467158
really, most of it is wrong. cheerilee isn't one of the fat ponies. i think that the artist is trying to apply a fetish that doesn't fit.

>>11467239
that's fat?
that waist looks pretty thin to me

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>>11467216
Is it time for flutterpie?

>>11467236
Someone's never taken an entry level sociology course. I fucking aced the "Gender and Sexuality" portion thanks to all this shit.

>>11467236
Tell her that using gender neutral pronouns without having lived as a gender neutral person in the patriarchy is offensive to gender neutral humans and that she needs to check her privilege.

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Is that guy that wanted the Armorling/Guard picture here?

>>11467201
>>11467235
Yeah something like that.
AppleDan's Pony Harem

>>11467236
BLOG UPDATED

>>11467201
Dan's hole

>>11467267
I would Fluttershy's flutter pie.

>>11467236
Ooh. This is a good one.

>>11467270

>>11467267
Here's some flutterpie for ya
http://derpiboo.ru/263562

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>>11467236
This is the end of civilization, anon.

The modern world has become Rome.

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>>11467239
maybe stout is a better word. regardless, cheerilee is thin

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>>11467279
>>11467235
I'm loving this one