Previous Thread>>11460143If Rarity still with one dress for the whole season, what dress would that be?
>>11465496What a horrid idea
A terrible dress.
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>>11465496Her outfit from Sleepless in ponyville
>>11465521But Celestia, I can't lower the sun.
>still no Rip of EqGReally guys?
>>11465533You mean wearing nothing?
>>11465521Oh gosh. Does she need help with her computer?
would you play baseball with pony?
>>11465509>>11465546You talkin' shit about my secretaru?
>>11465496An Apple original.
>>11465571>Computer engineer>Everyone asks me why their windows computer is slow or why their printer doesn't workFucking cunts
>>11465559my heart...Celestia is so cute, and 10 times moreso when being horsey.
>>11465565You want to watch it?I mean you saw the ending right?and we got most of the intro with the trailer. Everything else is not pony.
>>11465593don't you even start
>>11465611I miss all the horsey moments the show used to have.
>Art Anon's dog is deathly ill;_;
>>11465617Call me a faggot but aside from the songs, and shit animation it looked okay
>>11465559I don't think that's a problem, though she might be able to give you a few pointers there, if you like.>>11465571That would be swell of you, too.
>>11465634It's already begun. The cogs are in motion, The gears are turning.You can't stop me now.
>>11465608>you will never have Celestia ask you if you can help her improve her workflow>you will never write her a few little utilities>you will never hear her tell you how much they help her get things done
>>11465641>you will never watch her roll around in the grass, giggling
>>11465641there arent many to be honest
>>11465670Why are you still here if you don't like ponies?
>>11465521>You're the right one to help her with what she has in mindShe must not know a lot of people. I know a lot of people better than me at everything I can do.
>>11465670do me a favor and let up on the nasty stuff
>>11465648That's really sad for him, but should we really be discussing contributors' pets?
>>11465683>You will never ride her around in the royal rose garden.>Gently nudging her along with your heels.
>>11465683I just want to rub her belly.
>>11465676IS SHE FUCKING PAYING ME?I AINT DOING SHIT OTHER THAN TELLING HER TO REINSTALL WINDOWS IF I'M NOT GETTING PAID
https://derpibooru.org/351320spot the pony
>>11465710>>11465711my feels can't take this
>sun horseBut this is night time
>>11465709>tfw popular contributor's pets gets mentioned but you don't
>>11465713>not being compensated for your work with the satisfaction of seeing her smile and knowledge that every day she's relying on your efforts to get her job doneYou're no craftsman.
>>11465732Wish we had more anon interaction with Luna.
>>11465738>You are worth less then a dog.
>>11465732>>11465759I wish we had more Celestia interaction with Luna.
>>11465593I want a PDA. You know, a Pony Digital Assistant.Someone to greet me when my computer starts up with a smile, who can recognize it's me, open and find things by voice command and remind me about appointments and to go to bed. And to sit curled up on my taskbar when I'm up coding late or who will sit slightly off-screen attentively watching videos with me without judgement.Is that too much to ask?
>>11465754I'VE GOT A JOBI GET COMPENSATED EVERY TWO WEEKSTHAT'S ENOUGH SATISFACTION FOR ME THANK YOU VERY MUCH
IS THE WEED ON THE SHOW REAL?
>>11465732>Luna needs your help.>He fucking Abacus is stuck or something.>Who the hell uses those things?>Luna, apparently.
>>11465710>She will never suddenly take off in a gallop>You will never whoop in surprise as she leaps over a hedge but never lands, spreading her wings in flight>She will never fly you around the city, the both of you admiring the view in silence>Because you don't need words where you are
There is NO STOPPING IT
>>11465738Shut up Cheshire/Spaerk/etc.
>>11465797>And you don't need eyes where you're going.
>>11465648The cat I grew up with for 8 years died when I was, well, 8. Had some kind of incurable disease that other cats could catch, but were either immune or infected by it. He was really young, used to jump around, play with my other 2 cats, see what he could climb on, and cuddle with me on the bed. Then when he got sick, he stopped being active. Used to lay by the heater vents and not move for an entire day. My mom told me he was in constant pain and that he could live his life in constant agony, or we put him down. I feel your pain, AA. Give him all the love you can.
that's a weird looking ass
>>11465734https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqFD-INbxOo>Surprise will never scream at yellow paint
>>11465765>isabelle gets talked about more than you
>>11465797This would be the best possible thing.
>>11465812>8 years>was really youngIt's late at night and this is a contradiction. Ignore it. He was only 2 and I can't remember jack shit past six.
>>11465694.>>11465700Why do you hate everything that makes me happy?
Day 1216/17/2013Estimated Total MLPG posts: 5,699 (Running Total: 725,631)Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 26,867 (Running Total: 3,170,379)Whelp, it's over and soon we'll all have either begrudgingly watched it or enthusiastically ignored it.Now to just hunker down and wait for S4. Again. It'll come eventually.
>>11465802what size are these
>>11465857because I don't take kindly to being mad of fool of or being tricked into seeing/doing what I don't want to.not cool.
>>11465776What's he point if you can never hug_ them?
Something something ponies sleeping.
>>11465871Its a fucking long wait. At least there Bronycon to look forward too for a distraction.>>11465880Is there an archive for this thread?
>>11465776PONY NET NAVIS
>>11465905good night IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP AND BUCK THE APPLES
>>11465871Don't worry Leth.Someday. Maybe It'll even be the best season yet.
>>11465905Ponies are so cute then they snooze.
>>11465905>you will never turn over to smack AJ for keeping you awake with her snoring
>>11465834>She will never take you above the clouds>You will never watch the sunset from a view you'd never known before>The day yields to night without a sound, but you will never hear the day end anyways when you wake up
>>11465942You forgot the final frame anon!
>>11465593I'll fucking smash you if you even try to attend a meeting with my secretaruSNACK THE CRUNCH OFF
>>11465932I have my doubts about that.
>>11465973whats the last
>>11465934That they are, anon.
do ponies have bloodsupport your answer with examples from the show
>>11465895You will be able to eventually. Their memories and personality is a simulation of a real, learning personality. At first we'll join them in their world.Then they'll be linked to physical bodies and come play in ours. Regardless of the location we'll be together and love them. Our digital friends will be a blur and a new generation will grow up knowing these digital ponies from a young age. They won't be our servants but our assistants and our friends.
>>11465880Please give contextCapatcha: edrama John(it should be noted john is my namethis is creeping me out)
>>11465953wait where is this baby rarity from?
>>11465982Everything's going to be just fine.
>>11465880I uhh don't get it?
>>11466006What's to contextualize? Isabelle likes Bill Trinen.
>>11465905>"This ain't no time for sleepin', pardner. There's bad ponies out there needin' a taste 'a justice."
>>11466007mememaker.org according to the watermark
>>11465805That wasn't me, I gave up whining about that ages ago
>>11466023I looked up his name and he's a translator.Why did they get SO worked up, besides boredom and wanting to drama it up?
>imgur is downHAAH FUCKING WAAW
>>11466054It's a joke. People are capable of that.
>>11466036Oh you... but you know what i mean.
>>11466077Do you think Rarity will be the next alicorn princess, or will they all change at the same time?
>>11466058fucking pony math
>>11466106>dj acid version with wang includedunf
>>11466106I wish you would die in your sleep, but we don't all get what we want do we.
>>11466106her hair looks so wrongFucking eqg
>>11466106you missed the bit of boob hanging over the white edge
>>11466132Why does she have a fucking tail.
>>11466146She's a furry obviously.
>>11466132>tfw bike shorts
Fluttershy is curious as to why you haven't killed yourself yet?Oh yeah.She really wants to hear another one of your lame-ass excuses
Will you watch EQG?Do you think you'd buy it?What if it came with VA and writer commentary?
>>11466146The whole school was wearing pony tails and ears.
>>11466146They were given the ears and the tail to suppost Canterlot High Wondercolts football team.
>>11466179I think their mascot was a horse or some shit.
>>11466173Why does Fluttershy want me to kill myself?
>>11466173I'm want to be as useless as she is first.
WHAT YOU GOT NOWGOTTA GOTTA GIVE IT UP
>>11466173If I kill myself I'm taking you with me.
>>11466173Because I'm far too narcissistic to even consider that.
>>11466216She wants me to kill myself because Equestria Girls exists?Why would I kill myself because she was in a shit movie?
>>11465942>>11466106MSOB plsLK plsCosmo pls
>imgur dedEVERYTHING IS DYING
>>11466247She's very embarrassed.I hope you understand and kill yourself before you see her at her most shameful.
>>11466199Man I wish my high school was that furfag.
>>11466271>imgur hats us>>11466281But what about everyone else who knows about it? They're going to make fun of her more than I am.
>>11466302fucking ughthe rest would be so cute too
I'VE BURNS IN MY EARSAND A DEVIL ON MY SHOULDER
>>11466302I'd fuck that bong.
>>11466139there we go
>>11466005That's kinda sad. Like all of it.>>11465976Looks like you don't even know how to take care of your secretaru, she's much better off with a real Mayor. Like me.
>>11466366You can have the bong, I'll take the tree behind the yellow thing.
LET THE SWEAT DROPCALM COLLECTED AND CUNNINGWATCH THOSE JAWS DROPTHE SWEAT IS STILL RUNNING
>>11466367THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT BAKA
>>11466461EUGHThose faces man.
>>11466461>What the shit is up with Fluttershy.png>not What the shit is up with EVERYTHING IN THIS PICTURE.png
>>11466461Oh man, Fluttershy is pissed.
>>11466461why is every one but best ponesPank and AJ a Bitch?
>>11466461it's all shit
I want to be Fluttershy's Filly.
ARE WE GOING UPOR JUST COMING DOWNIT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME UNTIL WE'RE ALL FOUND OUT
>>11466461>straight men in charge of making women look attractive. Even Braeburned did it better.
>>11466367>beefing it this hard
>>11466527Would you let her homeschool you? Would you spend your adolescents cooped up and weird thinking everyone but her was weird? Or would you beg her to go to Cheerilee's classes?
MOST NOT BUY
>>11466561>2013>Buying a new fob watch>Buying a brony fob watchFedoramancer pls
>>11466561I liked Time Turner better. Dr.Whooves rustles me.
Alright, contibutors/drawfags. Go to derpibooru and type in your artist name. Add up the collective "score" of the most recent 5 images, and post the total here
>>11466561>MOST NOT BUYcorrect, most would not buy that
>>11466591>Fedoramancerno warning at all, man
>>11466604>>11466561Time Turner would have worked on a more fanon-neutral level as well.
>>11466609Let's not and say we did.
>>11466591>Not owning a pocket watch.Anon please.I dont wear my Citizen to work because it's expensive...
>>11466619Can we all discuss how awesome minotaurs and goats are?>>11466631Is Time Turner still his canon name or did they cave to fandom?
>>11466641I can'tThis post is just too terrible
>>11466074Double entendres can be funny sometimes
>>11466663I don't think there's been any change to canon? The most canonical thing I can think of is the collectible card that say "Time Turner & Mayor Mare"
>>114666090>Check another tag.93.Huh,
>>11466663>Can we all discuss how awesome minotaurs and goats are?they are very awesomeI wish they appear in season 4
>>11466132I never thought I'd actually be horrified to have Diamond Tiara wiggling her butt in my face.What the hell is with that... everything?
how many years away are sentient AI robopones
>>11466641>owning a pocket watch when you're under 60 years oldhow is your fedora treating you?
>>11466694>Being this jelly.
>>11466609615I had no idea
Nightly reminder that fingerless gloves are fucking cool
>>11466763But how am I supposed to keep my fingers warm?That's dumb.
>>11466763fingerless gloves are only good for drawing
>>11466746A lot of years.At least 30.
>>11466788>my requestaw yeah, thanks a lot jessy
>>11466801I'd say 25 to 30.
>>11466680Pleas, no. I can't deal.>>11466718Well, I know they have Hot Topic Vinyl figures of him that use Dr.Whooves as his name, and that big collection book of information has him under that name as well. Then again I've read that that book also contradicts things presented in the show itself, and people do tend to make mistakes with those kinds of things.
>>11466793always makes me think of DT humping herselfunf
>>11466788You know, using your tail as a paint brush must make everything you make come out a little shitty!
>you will never be an official princess cockwarmer
>>11466788I like it.
>>11466788Oh gosh, the flames will make her faster now.
>>11466753>Wear a wrist watch of worth.>Smack it against a metal ladder.>Chip the crystal.Biggest 'nope' moment of my life.
>>11466788That's hot.Apollo Spaceship pone when?
>>11466663>>11466718>>11466815I think the talked to BBC and they allowed Dr.Whooves
>>11466854They are okay with Hooves, but not Whooves.
>>11466829I getting real tired of your shit scrubbles.
>>11466609533.Do I win anything?
>>11466731I wouldn't mind seeing more of Iron Will or Billy and Vince.I mean as a cameo or something of course, I just don't see how you can do another episode with them.
>>11466746>They found four-legged robots were easier to balance>Cats and dogs seemed too small for the size they wanted to use>They wanted it to look like it could hold a conversation but didn't want it to pretend it was human>Ponies seemed non-threatening and children found them approachable. >They just had to reinforce them to make sure children could ride them
>>11466875oh god why can't i be there with herit hurts
>>11466891>Someone stuck a Fleshline in one a month after they came into the market.
>>11466916>For some reason a lot of 40-50 year old men were buying them.>Whether they had children or needed physical care was irrelevant.
>>11466854>>11466879Does this mean I can stay in denial and say that Time Turner is his first and middle names?
>>11466903more like miniwhore
>>11466960no, bad scrubbles. Pony is not a whore, she is pure maiden.
>>11466956where is the scootaloo version of that
>>11466882What a cute little chubster.
>>11466882>>11466882YESa 30 second lease of this pony
>>11466609131Why did you have to remind me of how inadequate I am?
>>11466960Make love to me Scrubbles! You can keep your awful puns on!
>>11466954"Time Turner Hooves"? Does he have a doctorate in chronology? Or do the years of watchmaking just naturally qualify him for a "Dr" in front of his name?
>>11466984this one's good enough
>>11466989I give her a hug and scratch her ears.
>>11466982She's pure something, alright
>tfw having to adjust and improve a stand for your tentacle prop.Life is so hard.
>>11466834But my body is a temple to be respected, not abused
>>11467027Why don't you just solder metal paper clips?
>>11467012He got his PHD from Whoniversity.
>>11467012>"Ponies just call me "Doctor" for some reason. Not rightly sure why. I sell and repair time-pieces - what about that job screams 'doctor'? It's not like you need to go to school for 20 years to learn it..."
Guys I'm too tired and sad to write pony porn.How do I fix this?
>>11467014>>11466984heh, i found it
>>11467040Because Popsicle sticks man.
>>11467058Write Octavia cum inflation
Is John Marston a hero or a villain?
>>11467016Hope you enjoyed your prize. You can enter again after 3 months and/or 5 new entries at derpibooru, whichever comes first.I really hope it's the 5 new entries that comes firstHave a nice day!
>>11467058I read that as "I'm too tired and want to write sad pony porn"So can you do "sad pony porn"?
>>11466953when will VR pones be released
FuckHow do I into Cheerilee
>>11467080Would you rather we draw it?
Pony is upset, what do you do?
>>11467111You just go for it
>>11467118>not animating itJalmbait pls
>>11467111You have to romance that fine of a woman first. Take her out to dinner. You know the whole deal. Then she'll maybe let you into her. No guarantees though.
>>11466788>Blitz is cuddle-sizedyessss
>>11467119Tell her to have a cup of concrete and harden the fuck up.
>>11467119I take a nap
>>11467119Hug pony closely.
>>11467111something doesn't look right about that face
>>11467058Take strength and resolve in the fact that your work lights the libido of many a reader, and causes them a deep sense of shame after they've sated their lust to another man's erotic words.
>>11467111Well remember a few things!>she's older than the main cast>she's a single teacher>she's very pretty>she was a big dork in high school>she has a very nice mane
>>11467167Reminds me of the old "Bart The Lover" episode of The Simpsons.
Busy filling in the gaps in the canon where the series has a huge fucking missed opportunity.https://inkbunny.net/submissionview.php?id=429188
>>11467167>Older than the main cast>In the same class as Rarity when they were young
>>11467119Give pony her fan back
Why MLPG should never have kids
Hey, Tan said it would be a great idea to make a livestream account so I can draw for you guys and drop my spaghetti live on camera.What should be the name of my channel?
>>11467147>>11467151That's not going to make pony feel better
>>11467191>Twilight's only fan.
braeburned has been automated https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYVHDd8UrsQ
>>11467152>>11467157I approve of this course of action.
>>11467106Within five years.Someone is probably going to give VR another try. Augmented Reality will be much more interesting, when a virtual pony has a physical position in the real world that you can see walk around and interact with all of your electronics synced up in your house's wireless systems.You could go tell your pony to lock the door and set the alarm. At first glasses will be required, then contacts will be a gimmicky alternative. Finally you'll be able to wear something over the ear that beams the hallucinations straight into your brain. This is where it'll get interesting because they'll be able to cause other sensations, like the feel of her mane brush up against your leg as she walks by you or the plop of her weight when she plops down onto the couch and lays on your lap.
>new girl at work>starts talking about trans pride and how she has a tranny friend>I ask her if she is a tranny>"No, but I do use xe, xer, and xeir pronouns, so please don't use her and she around me.">laugh>"I'm not doing that.">go back to workShe gives me the stink eye at work all day and tells me I'm oblivious to my privilege.I THOUGHT THESE PEOPLE WERE AN IDEAA JOKE, A FIGMENT OF A PARODYNOBODY SAID THEY WERE REAL
>>11467158really, most of it is wrong. cheerilee isn't one of the fat ponies. i think that the artist is trying to apply a fetish that doesn't fit.
>>11467239that's fat?that waist looks pretty thin to me
>>11467216Is it time for flutterpie?
>>11467236Someone's never taken an entry level sociology course. I fucking aced the "Gender and Sexuality" portion thanks to all this shit.
>>11467236Tell her that using gender neutral pronouns without having lived as a gender neutral person in the patriarchy is offensive to gender neutral humans and that she needs to check her privilege.
Is that guy that wanted the Armorling/Guard picture here?
>>11467201>>11467235Yeah something like that.AppleDan's Pony Harem
>>11467267I would Fluttershy's flutter pie.
>>11467236Ooh. This is a good one.>>11467270
>>11467267Here's some flutterpie for yahttp://derpiboo.ru/263562
>>11467236This is the end of civilization, anon.The modern world has become Rome.
>>11467239maybe stout is a better word. regardless, cheerilee is thin
>>11467279>>11467235I'm loving this one
>>11467311It's missing someone
>>11467236>Do nice things for her>Whenever she says "thank you" respond with "it was my privilege"
>>11467267I love this, she looks so fucking happy to be eating that pie
>>11467312>Person asks to have different pronouns used>Guy declinesEND OF CIVILIZATION, THE SKY IS FUCKING FALLING, THANKS A LOT FEMINAZIS
>>11467273Yes hello I am here.
>>11466609OneAnd it's from kingdom hearts
>>11467342Don't fight it, anon.It's too late.
>>11467262>>11467313mislinkfor the most obvious example, the pic has overemphasized tits'n'ass which doesn't apply
>>11467347>invisible stallion sack
>>11467053Yes, I love this. This is now my headcannon.
>>11467347That image hasn't been relevant in a long time
>>11467236>xe, xer, and xeir pronounsFucking special snowflake pronouns.Respecting trans people means using the male or female pronoun they prefer, not making up special individual pronouns to refer to their male-to-alien or female-to-bat-to-cheese-pizza identity. Those making up their own pronouns are just slapping trans respect and activism in the face for attention.
>>11467312>The modern world has become Rome.Would explain why you guys keep wanting to fuck horses!
>>11467390I don't want to fuck horses though, I just want to marry a cartoon pony.
>>11467343Just wanted to let you know I'm still working on it, and sorry it's taking so long. Have that problem where I can't focus on a drawing long enough to get a thought going. But I still plan on getting it done for you.
>>11467201What made you decide that posting a crappy picture I made was the best way to convey that message?It made me happy.
>>11467389>Nanaki>talking about special snowflakesOh jesus christ I can't
>>11467405But how will you consummate it?
>>11467389>female-to-bat-to-cheese-pizzaAre you saying I can't be a cheese pizza, Nanaki?You better check that fucking privilege.
>>11467407I'm okay with this.The longer the wait the more refined it is right.
>>11467389>Respecting trans people means using the male or female pronoun they prefer>respectingThis is like someone asking me to call their potted plants, lamps.I'm not doing it. Tough shit.Also>NanakiGet out, tripfur
>>11467389Anyone wanting to be recognized for what they are and not what they do needs to check their privilege.
>>11467389I actually can't see why she's be so hung up about it. Surely if you're talking to the person you wouldn't use third person pronouns, but say you, your, Name's, whatever.
>>11467416It takes one to know one?
>>11467383Yeah, everybody's done it now.
>>11467422By having sex with her.
>>11467436She's a womanshe wants attention and some easy-to-achieve "identity" because she's hollow and boring and she's getting to the age where she can tell.this isn't hard to grasp
>>11467371>"Is it just me or does your shop seem a little... roomier on the inside?">"Haven't the foggiest what you're on about. Sorry."
>>11467443It's like the pot calling the kettle Toby
>>11467428This.I'd probably have just called her a faggot.
>>11467465No. I don't want that.
>>11467483What I meant was that everyone thinks his shop is bigger on the inside, but he himself doesn't notice anything odd.
>>11466947how do you make your tits look so soft?
>>11467495Yes, you made that clear, and it's still dumb.
Liberals say that gender is a social construct pfff ahhaa watand yet they defend people who say they're actually another gender.Isn't this a fallacy?yes it is
>>11467483Can he at least have a British accent? I think ponies in Ponyville would take that as a misdirection that he's well-educated because he "sounds fancy". It would help perpetuate the rumor that he's a doctor.
>>11467458I was going to say that I would call people by whatever they want to be called and would have no problem with that since it doesn't effect me, but I kept on calling Kraut out when he was posing as Tofu.I need to check my privilege.
>>11467498Having them react with gravity usually does wonders for that.
>>11467495We get it.It's just stupid.
>>11467495I understood that. You can't be cheeky like that with a character people constantly personify as a pony Dr. Who, though.That's just, I dunno, expected?
>>11467508gender is a constructsex is a physical attribute
>>11467511I like thinking he sounds like David Tennant.
>>11467508I don't fucking care oh my god>>/lgbt/>>/soc/>>/tumblr/
>>11467521talk about beating a pony off
>>11467111everything is good cept for that hippo african-american nose
Oh god what a shit topic.Who is your second favourite pony?
>>11467427While that may be true in most cases, like I said I can't really focus easily. I only have a couple of circles down. But don't worry, I'll figure something out. Other than that, can I get a reference pic to a stallion's nose?
>>11467236This reminds me of a really fat chick I used to work with. She told me she was Jewish and that she wouldn't eat Pork because she was Jewish, but that her sect of Judaism believed most of the events in the Tanakh never happened and are in fact metaphors, that God is love, that everyone has their own way of finding God, and that God will accept everyone who finds Him in their own unique way. It was so hard not to laugh in her face.
>>11467542>I ship myself with a shipIf this were 0r0, MLPG would be livid, but of course, Mew is "one of us"
>>11467436Well of course not, but if you talk to somebody else and refer to them in the wrong pronoun, they get offended.For example, if you're talking to somebody about an MTF individual, she would want you to use the pronoun she prefers, in this case, female pronouns. If you refer to her in male pronouns, she sees it as ignoring her gender identity, thereby offending her. Even worse is if you refer to her with gender neutral pronouns (they, their, and worst of all "it"), because she would see it as you declaring that she's less human than you are.If you meet somebody trans, just be on the safe side and ask, ain't too hard.
>>11467583exactly, that is what a person's sex is
>All those american feminazis ruining the concept of gender equality for everyone>Feminism is all about hating any possible concepts of MasculinitySome people are like diseases that infect the mind
>>11467588U-U-U-U-U-U-UPDATING MY JOURNAL!
>>11467576>Wolf Nanaki still trying to derail the thread into further /lgbt/ bullshitCan't you fuckers shut up about this for one fucking thread
>>11467573I really don't see that as mewballjust his version of the generic human male character
>>11467573if it were 0r0 it would be a rabbit OC thing rather than a generic human
>>11467576WOLF POST SOME TRIXIE
>>11467511Only if he sounds like Ringo Starr.
>>11467604I blame America and it's false sense of freedom
>>11467573It's more the fact that 0r0 draws his oc fucking everything. And that's a pony, not a ship.
why are night threads so terrible?
>>11467561My poni daughteru.I have a soft spot for tomboys and underdogs.
>>11467637b-but we have guns!
>>11467583Well yeah, that's biological sex. We're talking about gender identity.Cisgendered means your biological sex and gender identity match up (male body, male mind or female body, female mind).Transgendered means they do not (male body, female mind, for example).>>11467626KAY HERE'S A TRIXIE
>>11467542I'll take "things I wish I could dream about" for 800, trebek
>>11467651Because you don't touch yourself enough.
>>11467672Only people who shouldnt have guns have guns
>>11467675I want to hug that pony.
>>11467573If it were 0r0 it'd be his ugly rabbit thing half fucking a pony while shoving a grotesquely overdrawn anus into our face while wearing a fedora with the words UMADUMADUMADUMAD lining the edges of the picture and a billion different coloured layers applied to everything.
>>11467651They aren't normally.Just when Nanaki and some anon who argues inane bullshit with him are here.
>>11467511But he already has a canon accent.
>>11467561Dashthough she's THIS close to taking the #1 mantle
>>11467552>talk about beating a pony offc...can we?captcha: regaay Cowpeas
>>11467675Why is goops pony a cactus?
>>11467561one of these ponies I think, but I'm not sure which
>>11467694I want to water that pony.
>>11467694>I want to hug that pony.that is an incredibly bad idea, anonbut could you stop yourself even if you tried
>>11467706Are they a well hung futa mare?
>>11467706>2013>having a captcha
>>11467717>killrydeI want to find this cute, but I know he draws pony tits for a living;_:
>>11467691Nope, only the people who shouldn't have guns let you know they have guns. The rest of us carry concealed.
>>11467706No, we can't.
>>11467675>cactus is now a pony cactusI like where this is going.
>>11467568I don't know if I can help much with that.I don't have many pics of stallions.
>>11467719That wolf was killed on my birthday.
>>11467498Gravity and pliancy. Only when they're being actively supported in something like a bra or bikini is when they take on a balloon shape, and even then there's going to be bulge and spilling. Straps, edges, and anything else that doesn't completely cover the breast should "sink" into it.
Discuss this pony.
>>11467698Because, you know, background ponies have such consistent speech patterns.
>>11467746Enjoy the cute anyway.
>>11467746Anon, you a bad person.artists should not be defined by their pony tits
>>11467756I have a few I guess.
>>11467732>beating off a hung ponyNecrophile please go. Hanging is a disgusting way to die.
>>11467725>could you stop yourselfYou know damn well I couldn't. I have terrible self-control. Especially when it comes to cute monsterpones.
>>11467780but I can't enjoy it>>11467785but I will judge them
>>11467568Here's a good stallion who's attractive enough to be a model, I mean probably. He looks nice, you know? Yeah.
>>11467561The princessy one
>>11467720what's wrong with Panka's back?
>>11467787That's ok, I'll find something. I may just make a thread on /art/ in the next couple of days. May motivate me to draw more.
>>11467813Change the fluffy pony one with something abou EQG.
>>11467780I don't see anything cute there.
>>11467817WellMaybe she'll trim her spines for you firstif you make sure it's a good hug
>>11467822Which princessy one?
>>11467820What if his balls play different musical tunes every time you squeeze them?
REMEMBER THE SIX MILLION
>>11467766what about butts?
>>11467850He died for our skins
>>11467789>thinking "hung" is the same as "hanged"ahiggedy dig dug
>>11467675>>11467725you know, it looks like a girlbut you can clearly see its little prick!
>>11467818there are no tits in pic. I Think you should go.
>>11467843Would that be the equivalent of her shaving for you? That's quite a bit of dedication.I'd be sure to show her how much I appreciate being able to hold and cuddle her without getting blood all over her.
>>11467893Just as long as you don't try to lick her or anything
>>11467894I don't get it.
>>11467914Why would you lick a cactus?
>>11467914>>11467924Why shouldn't I lick her?
which maymay is the most le epic?
I don't even know why I take these photos sometimes...Some day I will fill this card up and fuck with a poor kid working on a photo developing store.
>>11467826I could post the few I have if it'll help at all.
This girl I've been seeing and fooling around with for three weeks just told me she watches anime.I want to leave now, but the sex is pretty good
>>11467846Why would I touch his balls, anon?I'm not gay you know, I just think he's very attractive. Considering he's a stallion, I mean. So, aesthetically, and things, you know? Not gay.
Does Trixie have a hot mouth?
The things you find folder diving.
Which pony has the heaviest nuts?
>>11467940Why do you care
>>11466850I hope I used the right model for this...
>>11467940You watch a Canadian cartoon for six year old girls.I'm pretty sure what she watches is more socially acceptable.2/10, I responded
>>11467940thanks for the blog update,
>>11467813Shouldn't the pegs on the wheel be in-between the sections of the wheel?
>>11467846And what, if you make him jizz you hear that musical note sound effect from BK?
>>11467940MEANWHILE...>This guy I've been seeing and fooling around with for three weeks? I just found out he watches My Little Pony. >I want to leave soon, and I probably will because the sex really isn't as good as he thinks it is.
>>11467941You mean you can't admire his balls for their aesthetic beauty and pleasant aroma?
>>11467870Butts tend to be firmer, as unlike breasts they are defined first by the muscles (glutes and such) and then any layers of fat. They also change shape depending on the position of the legs. I think they're very complex anatomy and I actually get a lot of joy out of portraying them, particularly in seated positions.
>>11467921There's nothing to get, except for getting more Trixie into this thread.
>>11467966Wonder what this would look like as a plane pone.
>>11467966>Nice mare.>Unfortunate name in social situations.
>>11467992W-well yeah, I guess maybe. I mean, not like I'm....Wait, a-aroma? You mean smelling his balls? That's pretty weird, man, I don't know. I mean, he might get the wrong idea, like I'm, you know, INTO him, or something. Which I'm not.
>>11467973But I have a sense of shame around my enjoyment, and wipe my browser history every time I turn my laptop offNO ONE MUST KNOW
>>11467984What would each pony's orgasm sound effect be?
>>11467940I'd hate it if a girl told me she was into anime, because i know i'd probably end up blurting out that my two favorite anime are the anne of green gables anime and Strike witches. I have no idea how i could explain either of those to anyone.
>>11468045Huh, do you think there are people who like anime who feel the same way?
>>11468026>Apollo is strictly a boys' name
>>11467971This image has always been my favorite pony related image.russian panka is best panka.
>>11467940>>11468045many people I know was watching attack on titan, so for the heck of it, I did as welland i think its overrated, not bad but overratedstill people would accept this than what we are watching here
>>11468073HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT IS THIS GOLDhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=lRR027lJ1-s
>>11467966That sure is onehot pony
>>11468073According to this it is.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGjHsLnUO1U
>>11468109>>11468073I could definitely masturbate to this.
>>11468109>tfw no qt live action anime gf
>>11468060>An explosion and confetti.>Your dick is shredded.
which pony would SKATE AND DESTROY?
PANK PLSI NEED TO SLEEP
>>11467966Pretty nice, but you should learn to crop your drawings better.There's a lot of space in this one.
>still no leek
are we still hats?
>>11467940You're staying with a woman who has sex after knowing you less than three weeks? Get yourself checked by a doctor, pronto.
>>11468215>Lots of space.It makes sense in a way, Anon!That pony is a regular space cadet!
>>11467966>I've gotta go to space real bad.jpg
>>11468248You step the fuck off my pun right now you piece of shit
>>11468245>stayingIt's not like we're dating dude. Just sex and food sometimes.
>>11468268But there are russians out there.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyPyh9Qtawk
Which ponies want the Deak?
>>11468282In that post 'staying' was code for 'having sex with.' She's a slut, and probably going to give you the dick rot.
>>11468215Yeah, I was going to make her enormous with a bunch of the normal sized plane pones below her, then I realized the Apollo isn;t very big so I beefed it.
>>11468147>Rarity hasn't wahaha'd in over 2 years
>>11468293>not Jessy toots.gifup, step
>>11468311It's called a condom.Has MLPG ever had sex?
>>11468314I was jus 'avin a giggle
>>11467893Like, make the most of it and give her a fab hug
>>11468275Hey man...You don't need to blast off on me...I know you tend to have an explosive payload.I don't want you to burn up in the atmosphere.
Remember the first time you heard this, MLPG? Do you remember... the better times?
>>11468331Those aren't anywhere near 100% effective.
>>11468339I bet they grow back after 5 seconds, but>hugs
>>11468356Yeah, I remember when I heard nothing
>>11468356I jumped the gun and forgot the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSbXGsysAAk
>>11468339Too bad she's not an agave, then she could make tequila
>>11468314Draw ISS pony being all tsundere for Kinetic Orbital Weapons Platform pony.
>>11468331I'm sure whatever diseases she has would eat straight through thin rubber.Not to mention that's not the only area of contact you'll have during intercourse.
>>11468382But then she'd be even more of a sweety
>>11468317she needs it really bad
>>11468391>>11468393Marvy isn't a name, you guys. It's short for marvelous.
>>11468375I don't remember the first time I heard it.
>>11468356The sound of silence? yes.
>>11468339Man, but now the magic is gone...How am I supposed to hug a pony that is so Un-throny towards me.
>>11468339Now she's going to be eaten by all the local wildlife, great job
>>11468339She didn't need to do that. I would have taken the risk of getting pricked here and there. I appreciate the gesture, though.
>>11468393HUG ME SEYMOUR
>>11468413>MarvyI had never heard that expression before.
>>11468425>Now she's going to be eaten by all the local wildlife, great jobNo, luckily her ecosystem has other species looking out for her
>>11468339Why should I hug her?What's the point?
>>11468413I have literally never heard Marvy used like that
>"It takes me fifteen minutes to fall asleep, Anon, and I swear if you wake me up in the middle of a REM cycle again, the building had better be on fire, or so help me, I'm going to gut you..."
>>11468474Yes you have.Calvin's Dad says it.
>>11468455I dont really find them attractive, but I dont think I could refuse
>>11468475>One rumble of thunder later.
>>11468486Marvy. Fab. Far out.
>>11468060I don't want to go full brony and make her just go "yay", but probably something very subdued.
>>11468446THEY DONT MAKE 'EM LIKE THIS ANYMORESLOWHEAVYDULL
>>1146847510/10 would sleep on the floor
>>11468490Well that's fine, they're only asking you to hang out
>>11468389Gunna head to bed in a few, but gimme a reference of the models and I'll see if I can get to it tomorrow.
>>11468492I'd pop their wheelie!
>>11468495Isn't that totally spam? It's lubricated!Well, I'm phasing.
What if Equestria Monstergirls?
>>11468494>One rumble later
>>11468509Jessy, why'd you have to go ruin and the mood with that picture. I mean we were all just sitting here having a good time, and now it's ruined.Completely ruined.
>>11468507well she's speaking Creole so she could be asking me for marriage and I'd just smile and nod, not understanding a word
>>11468528Verbing weirds languageCalvin and Hobbes for best syndicated comic of all timeGo do something you hate, being miserable builds character
>>11468475>she hogs all the sheets>tosses and turns constantly>snores
>>11468509well the problem is there isn't a Kinetic Orbital Weapons Platform. y'know, yet. give it probably fifty years, though.just think: satellite with rail-gun sized for telephone poles.
>>11468542Go to bed, CC.
>>11468314fixed for accuracy
>>11468556I'd still give her everything she wanted
>>11468556could be worse. Gilda kicks you off the bed in her sleep.
>>11468494>She is latched onto you like you are her long lost teddy bear.>>11468541>I haven't read the fic,
>>11468509Jessy pleaseI don't WANT to think about EQG things as being cutebut between this and those pictures of EQG Fluttershy and Dash I fear I may break
>>11468586That's because you know who's in charge here. Such a good boy~
>>11468549Oh yeah? Who's giving this report, me or you chowderheads?
>>11468549Thoreau says, "Simplify, simplify".
>>11468570Pretty sure the ship was white
>>11468615Check your fucking privilege
>>11468109>>11468394She sings, she dances, she does martial arts and gymnastics, and currently directs theater. Looks like she had some plastics done on her face, eurgh, but HOLY FUCK THOSE THIGHS.Fifteen years on and she could still probably lay you out.
>>11468614I hate it when they give me that look
>>11468564Bed is ruined. It's all ruined!
>>11468611>couch>not mattress on carpet
>>11468608It's a magical world.Let's go exploring.
>>11468293It just means the return of the Jessy shitposters and attention whoring will reach maximum
>>11468615I just inverted the colours and did a quick star field. I'm lazy.
>>11468636TYRANNOSAURS IN F-14S
>>11468628I call it "Weighing The Torment of Existence Against The Horror Of Nonbeing".
>>11468591>"N-not a WORD, you hear me? To ANYONE."
>>11468632>mattress on carpet>not backseat of her old pickup
>Rarity's face when Kritz Demo on other team
>>11468632>mattress on carpet>not a pile of rusty nails
>>11468627>The human female growls to assert dominance
>>11468509Uck, you really can't draw anything but ponies.
>>11468596Their pencil thin bodies with super large heads and huge feet are a little creepy looking. Then again I prefer curvy figures to twigs so that's just my preference.
>>11468545Nothing threw me off more then when people started writing Tabasco talking in Creole.I loved it but, like hell if I could do it.
>>11468629WELL FINE COME TO MY BED INSTEAD
>>11468556>"SNNNNNNNNKH">"...">"NNNNNNNNKH">"...">"SNNNNGHKGHKGH">"*sigh*">"...Anon, if you're going to make so much noise you can sleep on the sofa."
>>11468541what would happen if he got lost in the ever free forest?thered be a rumble in hte jungle!
>>11468641>>11468667Guess you're pretty eager to start, huh?
>>11468654>backseat of pickup>not filthy blanket on pile of old clothes
>>11468615Also i should mention that capsule was mostly metallic not white.And just imagine the sun is just off the frame in the background, so you're only seeing the shadow side of the capsule (it would have been complete darkness since there would be no atmosphere to scatter light onto the shadowed side)
>>11468556>>11468590At least she sleepsUnlike Pinkie.....
>>11468684>Okay, call if you need anything
>>11468671>>11468545That's not Creole. That's Cajun.And I try to keep that to a minimum with Tabasco - although Google helps a bit, too.
>>11468669You're so brony it hurts
>>11468698what is she, homeless?
>>11468685The everfree forest isn't a jungle though.
>>11468732reinger wolfcastle does standup
>>11468677I don't have an image offended enough to post to that.Someone help me out.
>>11468669Can't show little girls characters with realistic proportions, anon.They'll never learn to hate every molecule of fat in their entire body if you show them that.
>>11468735someone post some Libman
>>11468735You'd better not be starting 3DPD in my late night MLPG.
>>11468721>Google.Oh man that would have been helpful as hell!I used it to translate what you wrote and sat there and went, "Oh that's good."
>>11468730no, she's a punk. she ain't no sellout, man. she ain't no corporate whore.which is why she doesn't stay at her place much. rather just crash at yours. just because she's not a corporate whore doesn't mean she can't reap the benefits of sorta-not-really-kinda dating one.
>>11468755>that pictureI can't
>>11468653>"Yeah yeah...">"...">"...">"Are you going to hold me or what?"
>>11468755GARUDA HAS TAKEN WING
>>11468636I credit Calvin and Hobbes with a lot of my sense of cartooningA lot of basic ideals were stressed in Watterson's self-commentary, the ones I've held most dear including:*A funny enough premise can make up for boring art (and vice versa)*A funny situation is more amusing than a simple punchline*Character is the soul of humor*Exaggerating expressions is a necessity*Ambiguity does not need to be resolved
>>11468767>Not being in a common-law marriage with Gilda>Not being her man>Not having her tell you to stop being such a faggot when you tell her you love her.
>>11468755Surely there must be a cure! Oh the humanity!
>>11468755You just know that this is the guys fetish.
>>11468653https://www.dropbox.com/sh/0dom05d8wy44ipz/a4wy3JhmA1/Teens/Diamond%20Tiara/Teen%20Diamond%20Tiara%205.png>Dem old times.
>>11468767I don't think having a bed makes you a corporate whore
>>11468775specifically, Libman's legs
>>11468669Hey Jessy, I remember a couple people a while back wondering if you were gonna start a plane pony blog/thing. Did you ever do that?
>>11468794if only I knew how to do "Character" worth a damn
>>11468835Probably the same anon asking RCH to make a Tabasco blog.
>>11468854https://www.dropbox.com/sh/0dom05d8wy44ipz/BPVsXdxTAHBe careful what you ask for, Anon.It's under 'teens'.
>>11468871I guess I'm the second then.
>>11468815"shut up. yes it does. if the back of a van was good enough for Joey, John, and Joe, it's good enough for me."
>>11468748>Girls not learning how amazing curves are>Thinking big booties are badOh media, you're so silly.>>11468835I fully intend on making it, I just have no time to do it right now. I barely update Palette right now, so needing to maintain two askblogs is out of the question right now. After bronycon I should have enough free time to work on it.
>>11468888Gilda don't be a poser
>>11468871>you will never fuck her while she talks dirty in Fluttershy's voice
>>11468896>big booties>ooooh, my butt is so...wide?
>>11468877...Can't read shit captain
>>11468888Gilda I don't want to hear about your sex life, god.
>>11468913>Don't you want to... uh... pet me?
>>11468918there's a full-size button
>>11468918View image.Right click and hit view image.
>>11468910>Fluttershy>not Pinkie Piecaptcha: was ripset
>And then, when she least expects it>I'll flip her dress up and everyone at the gala will see her naughty bits
>>11468928>Yes! Paint me!
>>11468475>"why would you need beauty sleep, its not like it will do you any good"
>>11468896Ok cool. Can't wait for it.
>>11468953i'd paint her if you know what i mean
>>11468952I don't get it, boss. Why would she keep her bits under her dress? She's got a saddlebag don't she?
>>11468956>"WHAT?!">a pillow impacts with your face
>>11468952But anonponies are nude anyway
>>11468975>impacts with your face
>>11468934>those fucking huge heels
>>11468977Yes, but this way makes it more erotic.
>>11468863>Probably the same anon asking RCH to make a Tabasco blog.>Tabasco blog.
>>11468922>Joey Ramone>Johnny Rotten>Joe Strummer"ooh, God, i wish. i'd drop your ass in a heartbeat. not that i don't dig you, but, y'know. like, you've probably got a celebrity you'd cheat on me with, right? i got mine. but for the record, if you ever did cheat on me with her, she's dead."
>>11468913I like big hips and they're fun to draw, that's why Palette has 'em.
>tfw haven't been able to fap in 4 daysI'M DYING
>>11469003I haven't fapped in months. I don't really see what you're complaining about.
>>11469003I haven't been able to fap since 2001.
>>11468999i'm not complainingthose hips are 2good
>>11468999i-i think i'm going to need more examples...
>>11469003Ah! Which broke first? Your spirit? Or your body?
>>11469003You think that's bad?I accidentally cut my dick and haven't been able to fap for a weekJust yesterday I forgot and started a game of CoC. Do you have any idea how bad a boner hurts when you've got a scab on your dong?
>>11469023me too, anon. me too.
Guys what if Tex vs Palette hips
>>11468999That is a delicious looking pear.
BROOKS AND DUNNBROOKS AND DUNN
>>11469028>Do you have any idea how bad a boner hurts when you've got a scab on your dong?yes
>>11469012I've been on the stack for 2 months and have family staying for a week.Family that doesn't knock
>>11468999My melanin enhanced companion
>>11468999one of these days you should draw some more wide-hipped PS
>>11469028>tear my foreskin>everytime I get a boner it would reopen my wound>stung like a papercut times 1000
>>11469003YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT BAD?!I LOST MY FAP IN 'NAM, SON!ALL GONE, IN AN INSTANT, A BLAST OF YOUNG, EFFEMINATE BOYS AND GUNFIRE!
>>11469023Not gunna spam my crappy OC stuff, so here's some old scribbles all in one.
>>11469028it's never stopped me beforeif anything the lingering pain only pushes me to go further
>>11469033A competition like that sure would be hip.
>>11469046solution: don't fap for a week. see what your volume is afterward.
>>11469058Sometimes I pull on it so hard I rip the skin
>>11469063>all dem broken legsjessy pls
>>11469063You should draw more pone.
>>11469023She has done some in the past.
>>11469058>unfortunately, my biggest and most powerful fetish is reserved for baseball statistics!
>>11469063>those hips>those broken legsI-I'm conflicted
do you like the magicianhorse?
>>11469076Yeah, I was using pose maniac I think it was called. Not the best for practicing pone poses.
anyone know of audio mixing problems with win 7? I'm trying to help dan set up his stream, but his audio won't come out of his headphones when he plugs them in, causing major reverb.
Ok MLPG who would win in a cartoon fightRainbow Dashor Texas from Motorcity?
>>11469105>that middle sketch of her holding her legs upTOPUNF
>>11469105>she even liftswhy is she so perfect, /po/?
>>11469120they're both cutiesI don't think I can pick one over the other
>>11469112alright, exhibitionist Trixie versus exhibitionist Applejack.
>>11469107has he tried going to audio options and manually enabling the headphones?
>>11469157Applejack is more casual nad oblivious from being raised on a farm
>>11469169Both is for the weak. The man who chooses both will get neither.
>>11469105>The bottom rightOh hey, that's kind of the angle I need as a reference at the moment. Thanks.
>>11469159Yeah. The thing is that when he does that, windows shuts down his speakers, so he can't set speaker audio for music or whatever. Meaning he can only stream with his mic at this point. Once we fix this we can get him drawing pon live in no time.He plugged in a headset but skype is coming through the headset, but his sounds won't.
>developing an infatuation with an OChelp
>>11469205Top down with forelegs like that.
>>11469185but she spent all that time helping Big Mac get through his teenage years. she was the only hot girl within ten miles, you think he didn't spy on her? you think she didn't ever notice him there? sure she did. but she didn't stop him, because she LIKED it.
>>11469225the one everyone's been talking about
>>11469217are her hips really wide or are her legs just positioned awkwardly?
>>11469205>that is my fetish
>>11469217>Rarity will never dance for you while standing on a glass floor
>>11469245Well she's standing on a flatbed scanner.
>>11469242There are a few of those
>>11469245Are the hips on the pony real?
>>11469242Find a different Brad to fantasize about.
>>11469270who is palette?
/dansponyharemif you think you can help, then come on in and give
>>11469291ohI filter jessy and her bronyshit oc
>>11469205>tfw want top down of Twilycorn flying in a pixel art or BBBFF style for a game>Can't find any
shhhhthe ponies are sleeping
>>11469304well aren't you just a ray of sunshine
>>11469304anon plsthis is why no one likes you.
>>11469105>says she's not going to spam her oc>spams her oc
>you will never make pone a breathless, twitching heap>you will never hear pone rasp out something faint>you will never lean in and hear her whisper m-more
>>11469304But jessy had been posting as anonymous for nearly half a year. You were basking in her glory all along, anonymous.
>>11469310can I sleep with them
>>11469317thank you, friend>>11469319thank you, friend>>11469329I was most likely asleep
>>11469324And here we go.
How do you profess your love to your favorite pony? Pretend you actually love your favorite pony if you don't in real life.
>>11469334nobut you can hug a pillow and PRETEND to sleep with them
Harshwhinny and Mayor Mare are running against each other. you are allowed to assist in the campaign for one and only one of them. who do you choose?
>>11469339I'm not your friend, guy
>>11469343I don't even knowI'm so betamax I doubt I'd ever build up the courage to try
>>11469217>that file nameI understand that reference, and I applaud you.
>>11469354but you complimented me
>>11469343I tell her every morning when I wake up and before I leave
>>11469362not even making her a mixtape and leaving it on her door?
>>11469365I was being sarcastic
>>11469343I tell her that I love her. I'm not going to do that though until I get to know her better.
Ok guys so I've got an idea for a fic. Twilight is going into heat, so she asks Rarity for advice. Rarity decides the best solution is to take care of herself, and lets her help herself to Rarity's dildo collection. Twilight takes one home but she's too nervous and awkward to use it, she's scared of how big it seems and is afraid it will hurt. So she looks up solutions and finds a spell in a book that seems like it will help, but she puts too much juice into it and falls in love with the rubber horsecock, riding it basically every moment she has alone in the library. Slowly her friends notice she's turning into a slutty mare and eventually they confront her in the library and catch her in the act, so she pulls out an army of enchanted dildos and gives all her friends the dick, and they all have a huge neverending orgy and they all live happily ever after.
>>11469368especially not that
>>11469343The same way I always do it. Engineer a situation where The Doors' "Hello, I Love You" starts playing, start singing along, and then slowly start looking into her eyes. Rarity's as good as mine.
>>11469371why would you be sarcastic?are you one of them bronies
someone post a pony
>>11469382Why? Do you think you'll grow up and regret it?
>>11469375it's shit. and i'm pretty sure we've already had something like this.
>>11469388I'm not sure that's not going to work
>>11469388Nigga that sounds TERRIFYING.LIke, for both parties involved. What the fuck?
>>11469346but I already do that
>>11469405>I'm not sure that's not going to workSo you think it will work?
>>11469405>>11469407This is after we have known each other for some time. Timeframe was not specified.
>>11469408I should buy a body pillow.This regular pillow ain't up to immersion anymore, I think it's too flat.
>>11469403had to be her, didn't it...
>>11469417>>11469423I'm not sure about anything
>>11469427>still recognizing meS-stop...
unbelievablewe were all having a good time and then he had to come along and say something rude
>>11469324Sorry about that. Well I'm off to bed, I'll see if I can draw some more plane pones tomorrow for you guys. Ninight!
>>11469437don't trust yourself. you're not okay. your time will come. just not today.
>>11469439>Not "Dash after you tell her you're going home the morning after date night.png"
>>11469450So did you have a question about it or anything, or were you just here to let us know what you're doing?
Why is Big Mac able to move a house in one episode, while barely being able to lift a cake in the another?
>>11469462You should make a thread in /art/. Anyway, night.
>>11469439is that a reuniclus peeking over the hill
>>11469492Because it's a cartoon and that cake is really heavy
>>11469492it was a heavy-ass cake. and the house was made of balsa wood.
>>11469478I guess I was wondering if anybody could improve on the premise.Also I have a few fics I've been saving and have been too disgusted/embarrassed to be bothered publishing, if you actually like my writing you can look forward to more official stuff soon (maybe)
>>11469492you should know by now that consistency is thrown out the window when the situation deems fit