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First for transformation
S-sorry for personal blogging I feel weird trying to draw-vent.
Remember to wash pajama pone regularly
>>11452494>keep spinning them in one direction>Mac gets testicular torsion
>>11452499>bcs forgot her persctiption>now sbITS A SIGN
If I rub belly, will pone kick with her kicky little legs?
>>11452513That's why you keep changing directions after each turn.
I am so desperate for pony that i'd watch eqg if I could. I'm officially an addict.
>>11452501What happens if we don't wash her regularly?Does she turn us into a dirty mareDoes she control our movements and make us do sexual things for revenge?
>>11452453I'm okay with that.
>>11452513>let go>they start spinning the other way>that's how Ponyville generates electricity>eyup
japone call of the cutie in 2 hours 40 minutesjust a reminder
we best belly now
>>11452527That is not how guts work,
>>11452527That's one deep vagina.
>>11452527It's taken me until now to realize that picture is a reference to a video.
>>11452499SB, I'd like to come here and draw/vent. But I feel intimidated by you because you're better at it than I am.
Why aren't / weren't you a bad boy? Don't you know that's what all the girls want.
>>11452501What happens if you tell pajama pone you aren't comfy?
>>11452542NoShe just gets dirty and smelly and a bit cranky and sad
>>11452588but muh fetish ;_;
>>11452563Have you seen how big horse cocks are, dude?Their vags must be cavernous.
>>11452574forgive me, have some more best belly
>>11452582That's not true, Twilight likes nice guy ex-football team captain guitar players.
It's weird seeing someone else browse MLPG and watching them scroll past your comments and stuff.
>>11452517bitch I ain't no SBi'll give him a hug though
>>11452582I got that out of my system when I was 5 years old.
>>11452563They aren't horses thoughand they are not bigger than dogs
>>11452623I want to be a little mare married to strong stallionI would suck him off every day~
>>11452654I've seen it doneprobably on paheal
>>11452651WHY ARE WE EVEN DISCUSSING THIS
>>11452601i bet you could fit your whole arm up there
>>11452537>humanlestia will never do that to you
>>11452667No, it's neat!
>>11452662rule63chan is disappointing
>>11452656unfI'd neckhug him and be a good stay at home wife
>>11452587She'll try to make her self more comfy and fuzzy but she can't really do much because she's not a unicorn so she'll apologize and suggest things you can do to get more comfy
>>11452629>nice guy ex-football team captain guitar playersShe's gonna be shocked when she realizes he was kicked off the team for being homo. It's like Clueless.
>>11452689never been thereI just use the regular one
>>11452588and when she's fresh out of the dryer?
>>11452695Would you cook all his meals for him and wear an apron to bed?
>>11452681>You get sucked
>>11452600Not everything has to be fetish AnonSometimes it's ok to just have cute things
>>11452713>implying Flash Sentry isn't bisexual as FUCK
Know what would be a neat drawing exercise?Drawing the main six each with the personality of one of the others.I might want to try that at some point.
>>11452723Yepand I'd tend to the garden while he's off doing his job
>>11452582i want to be a good boy for mommy
>>11452723Not him, but god yesI would be the best wife a stallion can have
>>11452600I like the smell of body musk and bedhead too anonthe hottest thing is grabbing him and making out with him while he resists a little because he's tired and molesting his ass
why are we so fucking omeganot that there's anything wrong with that~
>>11452772Jesus Fluttershy lay down the brownies
>>11452721She's a bit dizzy and giddy from being spun around so much The static shock makes her a big clingy but you are pretty sure she just likes to give you hugs when she's all warm like that
>>11452791I love tildes~
>>11452776You should read the post aboveIt's a forceful TF fetishBut I do like musk too
>>11452772that trunk does things to me, Fluttershy
>>11452776I'm gonna fap to this now
>>11452112>snips using gay horse fleshlight with realistic stallion anus feelingUNF
>>11452753I'd like some of Big Mac's apples.Why do they call him Big Mac?
>>11452791Speak for yourself, i'm a functional person, i've just liked cartoons my whole life.
>>11452772Wait a sec, what if after all this time fluttershy was really trying to get us to buy her butt, not her butter?
>>11452578That's not true.
>>11452795Me too~and I want to be bent over and hatefucked in the ass
>>11452772I wonder if she's self conscious about her weight gain
>>11452810are these some loser's OCs? Or are they actually in the movie?
>>11452795Why does a key have so much control over my dick?
>>11452834>>11452834I'm pretty sure her BUTTerflies are freehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKeMCXKSk5c
>>11452839You wouldn't say that if you knew who I was.
>>11452842I wish I was there to help you with thatWe would be busy the whole night~
>>11452862they are some looser's oc, fortuanatlyif they had black people i nthe moive they might hvae been sued for racism
>>11452887I am so not namefagging right nowthis thread is bad enough
>>11452867I want a Sweetie massage.
>>11452535You and I we in the same boat comrade
>>11452909>>11452909double the fun?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoJHqjwieKQ
>>11452926your face is a sweetie massage
>>11452864Because it looks like a dick~http://i.imgur.com/6D6sX66.png
Pony can take a pounding
>>11452976They don't seem to be dropping in pasta. It's probably art.
>>11452960i want to be the little fillyexploring her budding tight young body with her close girl friends
>>11452879It's true for anyone.
>>11452959i can't believe that got saved
it's time for me to write my clopficwho does twilight despoil first?
>>11452535I bought a 750 ml bottle of evan williams and it's lasted nearly a week, which is damn near a record for me. I'm starting to hate alcohol.
>>11452926I'd rather massage Celestia
>>11453020I saved it when I saw somebody else request it somewhere.
>>11453037I always hated alcohol, I can only stand the taste of beer
>>11453052Oh yeah, someone had me post it on tumblr.
>>11453065you have fansnever good news
>>11453059I actually like the taste of sweeter whiskies like bourbon and rye, but I fucking hate price you pay next morning.
It's so obvious I'm feeling cheated...but I guess I won't start some shit about it...
>>11453065That's it, I don't think I had even seen it before then, but I love it.
>>11452867>tfw no spike/celestia fapficsi'd prefer it humanized for extra /ss/ points, but i wouldn't mind dragon/pony
>>11453074Why on Earth would you save that?
>>11453074>>11452922tumblr please go
>>11453058I would that Rarity. Nice perky tits + delicious thighs
>>11453081Yeah, I rather forget these 130 posts happened.
>>11452867I'm almost sure that celestias hind legs cant bend that far
>>11453083I actually don't use tildes very much at all anymore
>>11453081I just came in, what did I miss?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=E20jsywkLaY&feature=endscreendaily reminder this song is canon and Chrysalis wants Shining Armor's ass, Cadence raped, and Twilight dominated
>>11453113I'd rather forget these last two threads happenedis BCS always like this?
>>11453107take it down a few notches BCS
>>11453107It's made by bronies against bronies defending a very brony point of view and attacking another very brony point of view. Without any text it would be what you're describing.
>>11453109I prefer his Dashperky tits, delicious thighs, and those big adorable magenta eyes Dash has
>>11453117I do sometimes but never in a serious way, just for joking around with implied lewdness.
>>11453117You need to look at more of my suggestive posts.
>>11453133Apparently she's off her meds right nowjust report all her full retard tier shit, everything else that looks slightly more sane stays
>>11453138filthy mud pone
>>11453158I don't get why doesn't she just visit the rest of the board or ponychan. Ponychan wouldn't ban her if they knew that she's like this because she's off her meds.
>>11453130>Chrysalis is a sexually frustrated queen who projects her fetishes onto her victimsHow is this news?
>>11453133I think it's a manic episode or something.
>>11453158What do you take BCS? Just wondering if I can relate or not.
>>11453197Search me!I think the better question is why does Nightmarity get off on psychological torture, hypnosis, and mindbreak canonically?
>>11453185So much orange.
>>11453024Anon's heart, by putting in his mind fake images with her and Brad, and taking joy in seeing how anon's love for her makes him suffer.
>>11453158>off her medsSounds like you're projecting, anon
>>11453229but anon>This time I’m not going to tell you about something bad that happened to me and I’m not going to ask for anything.
>>11453229I told him yesterday to stop slacking off and find a job, but he didn't even reply so I guess that's not his thing.
>>11453227Because hypnosis and mindbreak are hot.Duh.>>11453212I am, but I'm also sorting out my finances at the moment.
>>11453223RisperdonAmbienTramadolCymbaltaRitalinXanaxbirth controlprescription strength painkillersIt costs about $300 a month and I have no job. joy.
have you broken down and given up your virginity yetto a filthy disgusting human womanor are you going to be a fucking man and hold on until AI robopone waifus are invented
>>11453250I'm sure that's what BCS said.
>>11453260Christ that's a lot of meds
>>11453260>prescription strength painkillersDid you get hurt or something?
>>11453257What fucking world do you live in?
>that feel when people keep complaining about your art, but won't explain what's wrong with it, or tell you how to fix it
>>11453260Well that explains why you act like a fucking spaz
>>11453269you're not even very good at figuring out which anon I am
>>11453250BCS has been acting a little more crazy than usual
>>11453260Oh, sorry.My problems kind of suck next to all that.
>>11453260Sometimes I wonder if i'm the only person who's not on 5 prescription drugs and as many recreational drugs.
>>11453277Trans ftms need birth control because they're still biologically female, dumbass.
>>11453260>tfw your Xanax prescription makes you feel lonelier instead
>>11453238You like yellow instead?
>>11453269BCS might be crazy, anon.But she's not so crazy that she obsessively has to report all the shit that she doesn't like.
>>11453308>trans ftmu wot?
>>11453308That wasn't what I was implying she's implying at all. I was implying that she was implying that she gets the D.
>>11453278yeah, really bad, I have no gallbladder and I have even more personal problems than that which mean intimacy is impossibleI'm almost always in pure physical and mental agony thanks to being premature and cerebral palsy. It's hard just to run and walk.
>>11453316>hate crimes>onlinelol, nigga wat? It's the internet. Just walk away. lol.
>>11453306I'm not taking anything either
>>11453229>donations are open again by popular request>mfw people actually throw money at people who arent even asking for it
>>11453306>>11453347I have a tulpa though so I'm not sure I count.
>>11453350What's wrong with giving money to the artists you enjoy?
>>11453260>BCS is a walking drugstoreThat explains a lot.
>>11452353Here you go. ciao
>>11453316If you're not an artist, then no.
>>11453378What's wrong with furry shit?
>>11453341oh, you mean the seven I already applied for this week, anon?
>>11453267Neither.I'm waiting for my real waifu to come over
>>11453332I don't really think she would have any trouble getting laid.
>>11453384>>11453316that's a BCS leddit post
>>11453383Oh lordy loo
I look forward to the night
>>11453383oh my this actually look like Fluttershy and not an average porn artist.
>>11453383>tfw no swimsuitwhy do you hat me roseevery time...literally every
>>11453349>help was sought>she was raped>they still don't feel sorryMLPG a shit
>>11453378It bothers me when people just directly port their fursonas into their ponebrone OCs
>>11453267>given up virginity yetYup>to a womanHA
>>11453374Donations for no reason are dumb. Buy stuff instead.
>>11453384why is he so perfect
>>11453389>only 7it's like you don't want a job
>>11453383Oh gosh, that's too damn cute
>>11453285It's good to be open to criticism.But in cases like that I just assume they're retards and ignore them.
>>114533844chan is terrible, isn't it?
>>11453383>"What can I do for you...um...'M-Master'?"
>>11453421Japanese Fountain of Youth gene.It will be at least 70 years before he shows any sign of aging.
>>11453284I know I had to look for a job when I had no food in my plate.This guy just doesn't want to work and idiots like you are making him even more miserable.
>>11453408Oh, so you're making good on sending him that 3DS?What a nice guy.
>>11453383now french-maid Rarity!
>>11453431>>11453422case in pointthread over
>>11453432Damn it why is Pinkie so cute? I'm goddamn blushing over here.
I'm just so listless all the time now.
>>11453439>He doesn't have a job because he doesn't want oneAgain: What world do you fucking live in?
>>11453417>Donations for no reason are dumb. Buy stuff instead.What if I want to buy happiness and comfort for someone who entertains me more than I want to buy a new videogame?
>>11453408>>11453408anoncan i draw you somethingalso ITT: jealousy
>>11453389Did you apply in person?When I got my first job not that long ago I had been applying over the phone, through the mail, and online for months with nothing to show for it.Then I started going into places and asking for application forms. The third place I went into I was interviewed on the spot, hired by the next day, trained the following day, and the next day after that, Monday, I was working. It was only part time too but I still got a shitload of hours. About 30 and sometimes close to 40 a couple of weeks.
>>11453472Do you really think Weaver is looking for a job?
>>11453316I guess I should be glad that I just stopped feeling anything instead of turning into an insane cunt.Gives people less reason to throw stones at me or spit me in the face and when they do I dont care
>>11453487have some more
>>11453457Could be the weather.
>>11453457I'm sorry, SBwanna ERP?I'll be Snips, you be Snails
>>11453486Uh, Fluttershy if you want. She is my fav.
>>11453480I mean buy stuff from them.And if they're not selling stuff then foo on them. Buy stuff from someone else. You can't possibly only like one artist.
>just get a job!>all this fucking privilege>all these people who think it's that easy for everyone
>>11453486fuck off already BCS
>>11453488With what car and inbetween 16 hour work days on art?HAHA HA HAit is to laugh
GG's case reminds me to Fluffy when he said he couldn't find a job.But at least Fluffy had assburgers.
>>11453457try taking some requests, draw ones you wouldn't normally drawthat works for me, sometimes
>>11453480Then you're a beautiful human being.
>>11453511Wasn't fluffy in a hospital legit though
>>11453486draw a colt fucking a human loli, plz
Say something about Twilight Sparkle's personality, end of season 3, that doesn't also apply to Cadance.Liking books and being good at magic aren't personality traits.
>>11453503>just get a bum you lazy bumhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKtsdZs9LJoI love this songcheck your privilege levels anon
Hi got a pretty fun fan theory. I wanted to make a thread about it but didn't want to go all autism head-caonon on you guys.But posted in different thread and got some good reactions. Now not sure whether to do it nowThoughts?>>11450300
>>11453503But it is if you know how.
>>11453527any particular colt and humanpony?
>>11453521Yes, but he couldn't find a job because of his assburgers.
>>11453495>tfw you'd be slighty subby hesitant Snips to SB's slighty dominant hesitant SnailsIt's not creepy
>implying to rub pinkies belly>rape
>>11453508>>and inbetween 16 hour work days on art?>I have no money for food, rent and medication>because I cant work>because I have to draw 16 hours per dayCome on, even an insane person should be able to spot the error immediately
>>11453383Later and that is fucking cute!
Heyo, how're we all doin today?
>>11453521GG was also in a hospital, and if he did not have insurance he is fucked.
>>11453526>Temp serviceTried it. Went in and they told me "Don't expect much, we don't get a lot of calls these days".Over a year later -- with me checking in at least a few times a month -- I never got one call.
>>11453540maybe if you're a white straight young good looking male
>>11453518>buying his own self-satisfaction in the form of a donation>beautiful human being
>>11453543Snails on human Twist
>>11453566I'm dead inside because my waifu has a boyfriend now. How are you?
>>11453493Stupid lovable Pinkie Pie. It's not like I think you're adorable or anything.
>>11453573Did you go to more than one?
>>11453566We're busy not taking our meds
>>11453538Too meta to be plausible, but it's fun to think about.Maybe the eyes are because the changeling fucked up his/her disguise spell.
>trying to get a job in this day and age>in murrika>even with educationIt's not what you know, it's who you know. That's the way of the world folks.
>>11453404Will you accept my excuse is that a swimsuit feels too revealing and I don't feel comfortable with that right now? It's ok if you don't, because that's my excuse anyway>>11453443I think I'm done for today, that seems cute, though.
>>11453586I'm tired, but I'm gonna start drawing soon. You should talk to her if you're having problems.
>>11453511Aspergers doesnt exist anymore as a diagnosis.They are just filed under the "autism spectrum" now
>>11453586Your waifu lost what made her special since season 1 anyway.>>11453530
>>11453530She goes mental whenever something related to Celestia goes wrong.
>>11453610You have fun now and later!
>>11452663I don't know what I'm looking at but it terrifies me.
>>11453609I know a bat and an alien and a Rarity and a Dash and a Pinkieis that enough?
BCS if you start a donation stream for masturbating on cam i will pay.
>>11453579>pulling the race/gender/sexual preference/attractiveness card all in onePlease go be a self-victimizing Liberal somewhere else.
>>11453627>>11452663Reminds me of Renne Quest
>>11453543rumblescoots (bonus if she's wearing her clothes from eg)
>>11453621Not anymore, in season 3 she's learned to just sigh and deal with her problems.
>>11453613Are you gonna work on Princess STRONK?
>>11453609>tfw autismbuxFree money for doing nothing and I have cheap rent
>>11453530She has a brilliant mind that shatters under the appropriate pressure.
>>11453503If you are female you always can earn money.Easy way.
>>11453627That's what she said.I'd link the tumblr if I could remember, sorry.
>>11453609Its luck reallyGetting a good job requires connections.But getting a shitty job is just a matter of applying at the right time at the right place.
>>11453643yeah haha how about NO
sweetie has eaten your pudding
>>11453579>hyper capitalism>giving a shit about anything else than how much profit you can produce for themTry again.
>>11453648but she's done that way back in season 1
>>11453652>free money>for being an assholeSome of us have a little more self respect than that, but whatever blows your little skirt up anon.
>>11453653Again, she doesn't do that anymore, you should watch season 3 all the way to the end.
>>11453538Heh, it's a neat idea. Thanks for sharing.And I liked this Anons addition:>>11450620>They cannot change back because taking her form gives them her eyes, and from then on they cannot get a clear image of another pony to transform into
What's scarier?A blank page or a blank canvas?
>Have a job>Hate it>Feel a little bit less like myself after each shift>Still drag myself there 5 days a week to help my family with moneyThis sucks.
>>11453673Now I eat hers
>>11453668Why would I get a job when I can wait for you guys to give me money for crappy MSPaint drawings?
>>11453610Are you serious?You reblogged explicit stuff on your blog and even drew some but you are "uncomfortable" with swimsuit? Is that some kind "lel troll you joke" or what? Because otherwise it is downright hypocrisy.
>>11453609Thats always been the case.But if you arent a complete shut-in without any family, there will always be someone who can get you a job. I got mine from a friend of the husband of a friend of my mother.
>>11453675>>hyper capitalismIs semen output an accepted currency?
>>11453644>I play life on easy mode>and I'm still just a brony on 4chanGood job, champ, I'm sure the old man's proud.
>>11453644anon pls go/b/
>>11453683That doesn't make any sense.I can't really do anything right so autismbux is the best choice.
>>11453697page. Getting started drawing can be fun. Starting writing is hell for me, but once I get going I can put shit down sanic speed.
>>11453673This is acceptable, I'm more of a fondant kind-of-guy anyway.
>>11453680No she didn't.She repeatedly couldn't deal with her problems in season 2 and even the beginning of season 3.By the end of season 3 though, she no longer freaks out.
>>11453610It's okay if thats your excuse, but I find that really hard to believe after some of the things you uploaded to your second tumblr
>>11453702>a girl isn't a virgin?>that means it's OK to rape her
>>11453584How I wish the real Twilight was so cynical.
>>11453584Are we really going down the "no, charity is selfish because it makes you feel good about yourself" road?
hi anon!let's play!
can I sell my dignity to go to brony con?
>>11453753LET'S PLAY CAVE EXPLORER
>>11453692Thanks anonMight do it one day then (leave it a week or so at least)see you round
>>11453764You can join the bronycon orgy over at unf
>>11453700>Why would I get a job when I can wait for you guys to give me money for crappy MSPaint drawings?I could do what GG does and get free money. I just don't WANT to.
>>11453735If it had to do with Celestia then she would freak out. But if it didn't then she'd tackle that problem just fine (See: Dragonshy where everyone except her (and FS) were freaking out when they saw the dragon's smoke)
>>11453698It's why I dropped my old job where I earned a lot of money and took one with lesser pay which I likeNo one understood.
>>11453627I thought it was pretty neat. It looks like it's forming a body from the mess of writing, but isn't coming together quite right, or at least how you'd expect a human to be.Kinda like that villain from Ferngulley.
>>11453766PBF please stay
>>11453766how do you play that?
>>11453778they seem WEIRD
>>11453769>Rose has drawn explicit material before>Therefore she's obligated to draw my creepy fetishes
>>11453778There should be a bouncer (braeburned?) at the door judging attractiveness and letting people who qualify in.
Why the hell is it so easy to spot whenever BCS posts
>>11453740Please tell me you are just a whiteknight and not Rose
>>11453785i understand anon
>>11453700Because you'd have to draw them for 6+ years before people will give you money for them
>>11453811Oh no I understood that, I just think the rape analogy was terrible.
>>11453785I understand you anon.
>>11453747You don't have to, I'd rather not anyway.Believe what you wish, but it's still a big incentive.
>>11453808We need more changelings.
>>11453811>girls should totally obey me>because I'm a manchild brony who needs to mansplain to womyn
>people lash out when told to get a job online>thinking we have any other bit of advice to give other than that>whining about "no job" in the first place expecting something else
>>11453835He could have used those 6 years to find a decent job.
>>11453818That would almost workexcept do I really look like bouncer material
>>11453802YOU EVER SEEN A ZUBAT BEFORE
>>11453610>a swimsuit feels too revealing and I don't feel comfortable with that right now?http://i.imgur.com/Nyvqb2A.pngI'm sure something has changed between then and now, but it does feel a little silly of an excuse.
>>11453698fuck off nanaki and stop crying like your first world white people problems are real problems
>>11453860Unfortunately you don't, stringbean
>>11453849prepare your body for changelings anon!!
>>11453860Can't be much worse than anyone else posting in here.Maybe you could bring your chance and use that to beat the fatties off, non-sexually.
>>11453837It's the same misogynistic, self-entitled thought process
>>11453869NO, WHATS THAT
Guys.GuysGuise.I like ponies. And I Enjoy the show.
>>11453811>swimsuits are creepy fetishes>telling someone hes hypocritical is rapeAnon pleaseWhile I agree with you that it is her choice if she draws it or not and she doesn't need to justify it, your comparisons are fucking retarded
Why did we suddenly get /s4s/ shitposting?Why does /s4s/ still exist?
>>11453818Imagine if one of the better known contributors went there. The spaghetti would be out of this world.
>>11453856Shut up straight white man, not everybody is on easy mode
>>11453820Because she's currently the only shitposter in the thread
>>11453858>He could have used those 6 years to find a decent job.So... in the context of your original post... question answered, right?
>>11453784Twilight's anxiety crept up even when it wasn't Celestia related, see It's About Time.The Equestria games were carried out fine in Games Ponies Play.Twilight being a spaz is no longer a trait as of S3.
>>11453711>easy modesince when is there affirmative action for normal people?
>>11453910Trouble with your line, it's pure self-pity. You talk as the whole purpose of this country since the start has been to frustrate Negroes. Hell, you're just 10%. The fact is most people don't give a damn what you do. This is the freest country around, make it if you can, if you can't, die gracefully. But Jesus, stop begging for a free ride.
>>11453860MLPG isn't very good at guessing drawfagsI'll be the judge of that, Braeburned. Post a pic.
>>11453903That's the joke.
>>11453872HolyunfI would that cute thing so hardcuddleand sex
>>11453573I've done temp service work... it's different. All of your coworkers are usually people that have previously committed felonies and can't get work anywhere else. Bunch of grunt labor, like landscaping and moving stuff. It's usually all very low skill, physically stressful work. It's hard shit, but you can get employed at least. You have to hound the fuckers, though, or they'll never call. Once or twice a week shows real interest in working and a 'go-getter' attitude that the temp agency will want to contract out to their customers (the businesses they send you to work for).Just remember that when you're in a temp agency, you're essentially a product that's looking to be sold. Try to look your best and sound as aggressive as possible about getting employed immediately. What little calls they do get, they'll be sure to contact you first.
>>11453872The biggest difference is characters I have personal reign over vs. MLP characters. I am very aware how hypocritical I came off as, which is why I was trying to word it the way I did.
>>11453915I didn't make that post.
>>11453910Why does sexuality matter at all?Unless you're trying to suck the interviewer's cock how the Hell would they know which way you swing?
>>11453889>Using a chance to smash fedoras
>>11453856>Implying people can just "get a job">implying some people aren't so useless and incapable of doing certain tasks that they basically end up with autismbux or welfare
>>11453929It's a shitty joke.Stop it.
>>11453811>swimsuit is a creepy fetish>projecting to make his point strongsentenal what I todl youleave
>>11453935That actually makes a lot more sense now.
>>11453911Pinkie is horrifying and Rarity's whole face has slid to the left, or her right. Other than that it's nice.
>>11453946Like the Boston bombers?
>>11453897>>11453897>being for a free ridelol MLPGlook at youso fucking self entitled
>>11453941GAY PRIDE CISSCUM
>>11453935You should have probably just said that you don't feel like drawing it without giving a reason why. If you give them a reason, people will always try to come up with a counter argument
>>11453935Ah, that makes more sense, though it's not like people haven't drawn Fluttershy in bathing suits before.
>>11453526>>11453573>>11453933What is Temp service?
>>11453785I wish I could. But my family needs my help and the money is too good. If I could find something that wasn't just above minimum wage doing something I like I'd have already quit.
>>11453900>telling someone he's hypocritical is rapeWow, that whole thing went completely over your head.
>>11453935It is still a hypocrisy. He didn't ask you to draw cameltoe. What is wrong with swimsuits?
>>11453926You can find his pic buried underneath a pile of questions about dragon dildos on his ask tumblr, I think.
>>11453911That's funny. It's the right month, but I don't see the moon anywhere.
>>11453903>>Why does /s4s/ still exist?>tfw my first thought when I saw it was 'I bet the joke is that it isnt a joke'I wish I had been wrong
>>11453968But the counter argument was valid.
>>11453922Since they're still more likely to be hired despite being less qualified than minority applicants.
>>11453941>Unless you're trying to suck the interviewer's cock how the Hell would they know which way you swing?I knew I was doing something wrong
>>11453971I prefer pone flutterbutt anyways.
I'd unf a Changeling Queen
>>11453926There's plenty out there already. I go to cons a lot.
>>11453972As I understand it, they're places that can get you little short-term jobs like data entry and stuff
>>11453753Will AB join us?
>>11453980link it anonplsI'll give you pony buttsand boops
MLPG should have a meetup in Provincetown someday.
>>11453976>I don't want to draw that for you>even though I've drawn vaguely similar things beforeAnon, that's not hypocrisy.
>>11453972A temp service is a company that keeps a list of names and resumes. Larger companies, when they need a short-term influx of workers, go to these services and say 'I need X people for Y days, and will pay you Z and them C'. Get good feedback from the company, and the service is more likely to call you in again.
>>11453956You know what I don't get? Sentenal has been posting for over two years, and he still hasn't gotten it through his autistic head no one likes him. Yet he continues to post as anon and as a tripfags. Makes me wish someone would scare him IRL to keep him away for good.
>>11454000I'd join a changeling queen in conquest.
>>11454024>ProvincetownIs that in Canada?
>>11453922Since all "minorities" decided to develop an inflated ego and overblown sense of self-importance which allows them to honestly believe that every single straight white person on this planet cares enough about them to ruin their lifes.
Well it was only a matter of time before a grill presence in the thread tore us apart and brought the shitposters outOn the bright side, it took a few days. I think it's a new record
>>11454009>I go to cons a lot.Braggart.
>>11454009>>11454009well you never went to one I went to, you dorkor did you?
>>11454014Does she know any good games that doesn't involve apples?
>>11454026That is not what she said,i said stop making up shit and projecting.She said swimsuits is too sexy but people pointed out she drew even more explicit stuff.Her "clarification" came after but it does not make it less hypocritical.
>>11453938Either way it's irrelevant to the point being made.
>>11453941>Unless you're trying to suck the interviewer's cock how the Hell would they know which way you swing?And now start to think about why only raging faggots seem to have a problem with the omnipresent oppression
>>11454026>drawfags should draw what I want, when I want>or I'll whinewhere are bronies so self entitled
>>11454042Mystery of the century, anon.
>>11454070>The biggest difference is characters I have personal reign over vs. MLP charactersThat sounds pretty valid
>>11454024Why are all real-world lesbians so ugly? Men who are gay are usually some of the better looking ones while lesbians are nearly always butt-ugly.
i like how we're all not bronies
>>11454090>Her "clarification" came after but it does not make it less hypocritical.>"help, I'm retarded"
>>11454053>took a few daysNo it didn't, only two days ago about 9am ET the shitposters woke up. It's probably not coincidenceThe only good time is when MLPG is extremely slow.
>>11454053>>11454060>>11454070>>11454074>>11454081HELP HELP I'M BEING REPRESSEDMY BRONIE RIGHTS ARE BEING EPRESSD
>>11453383Thanks for drawing my request Rose, I'm sorry it came to this.
>>11454070She said she wasn't comfortable with drawing it right now.If she had said that drawing swimsuits is wrong, and people should never draw swimsuits, and she was actually drawing swimsuits the whole time...than THAT would be hypocrisy.
>>11454093Yo.Portia De Rossi
>>11454070Wait, do you think, perhaps, the clarification is more like backpedaling/'digging the hole deeper' rather than a legitimate excuse? Maybe she didn't expect the counter argument with supporting evidence?I think it'd have been better if she just said "No, I don't feel like it" rather than the excuses.
>>11454054why is she so perfect
>>11453989Yeah, in this case it was because the reason she originally posted wasn't complete/kinda silly.Doesnt really change the point that people should simply accept it when an artist tells them that he/she doesnt feel like drawing it. It's not like they get paid by us.
>>11454100Apparently it doesn't make it less hypocritical? How so?
muh headcanonsmuh shipsmuh pony porns
>>11454104>Heh heh, that will show them
>>11454127He...he's staring into my soul!
>>11454117the cutest pone
>>11454109That's what the "nearly" was there for. The vast majority I've seen in pictures are ugly. I live in an almost third world country, nobody's openly lesbian here.
>>11454066Are you implying that apple games aren't good? Why don't you want to play one of them?
>>11454117that tight flutterbutt
>>11454110That would be indeed, buy she didn't.Also, I think the original anon was upset just because she ignored him again: >>11453404Or may be I'm reading wrong.
>>11453975No, you just suck at comparisons.When not a single fucking persons agrees with you, its normally because you are in the wrong.Sometimes its because you are a genius and are the only one who thinks outside the box, but I'm pretty sure that doesnt apply here
>>11454127Brae and the guy on the far left are the only moderately looking normal people
Is it true that BCS is a trap?
>>11454142When you stare into the abyss, anon
>>11454117Is that pony shy?
>>11454160no, but rediv is.
>>11454157Looks like several people agreed with me.Even if they didn't, it wouldn't matter.I'm right and you're wrong, and it's not a matter of popular vote.
>>11454042>>11454089I've got no beef with the guy, myself, and he helped me out bigtime when the RenneQuest archive was missing a couple pictures. I also play on the MLPG TF2 server frequently.Only responding in case sentenal's actually here and he believes what you're saying.
>>11454070Different Anon, but that's pretty much what it sounded like she was saying to me.>a swimsuit feels too revealing and I don't feel comfortable with that right now?She said it was too sexy for what she wanted to do right this moment. She presumeably wanted to do sexy stuff at the point in time that the other things were drawn.
>>11454134>be a hypocrite>be called out>"oh no, guys, that is now what I meant let me explain. Yeah, let's pretend I never said that,see, now it is ok"it does not work like that, anon
>>11454127I-is the second from the left a boy or a girl?Either way you're a qt brae, and tall by the looks of it.
>>11454150You're not supposed to play with food...
I want to make a clown porn OC named Funny Bone.
>>11454168You tried so hard and got so far
>>11454176>responding to obvious samefag shitpostercasual
>>11454127Holy shit is that Zedd on the far left?
where the cute pones are?
>>11454171no, she is a slutty cheerleader now
>>11454175>Looks like several people agreed with me.I don't even a single one.>Even if they didn't, it wouldn't matter.Haha what,Like... what.>"They disagree with me but I'm still right!"
>>11454153Flutterbutt is best butt.
>>11454176>Only responding in case sentenal's actually hereI hope he is so I can tell him he's the biggest shit bag I've ever met.
>>11454204That's not a pony
>>11454185I...honestly can't remember. I think boy. >>11454199dooks please
>>11454157>a girl has sex with her boyfriend?>Well then she should have sex with me too>or at least just a handjob>and if she doesn't put out, then she's a hypocrite
i want to put my dick in a horse
>>11454197>Only responding in case sentenal's actually here and he believes what you're saying.I don't want him to leave because he actually thinks everybody hates him.
>>11454196but in the endit doesn't even matter
i want a horse to put their dick in me
>>11454200i want to see more princess sisters
>>11454222>tfw Brae got to meet Zedd on a con
>>11454199the only Zeds I know are Zedrin and Zed001Who is Zedd?
need to peeguess I should break out the piss sock
>Someone doesn't draw my request?>Better shit up the entire thread over a minor misunderstanding!
>>11454152>chrysalis as your teacher>she can always tell when you stopped listening to her lectures>it's accompanied by a constant stream of 'food' for her
>>11454199>>11454250Who the fuck is "Zedd"?
>>11454249I do too, anon.
>>11454262WHAT IF PONY WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING
>>11454225>>11454225>I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY I CAN'T GET AND KEEP A GRILLFRIEND>have sex with him ONCE>he thinks he owns you now
>>11454249Indeed we do.
>Save all interesting images from MLPG>thread is at limit, new thread starts>save all the pictures worth saving>new thread since forever>The ride never ends
>>11454258>>11454271EDM Producer. AKA he makes dance music like deadmouses
>>11454262If that is sentenal I'll laugh so hard
>>11454175Not a single one.And thanks for clearing it up that you live in your own small world, if you had just said that from the beginning I could have saved myself some time.Also put your trip back on so I can filter you again
>>11454250I once had a dinner with an English avant-garde knight. A really nice guy.
>>11454273would you sleep with celestia and lunacuddling between their large warm horsey bodies
>>11454175>>11454225>>11454238>not a single person agreed with him>suddenly they all doNice samefagging.
>>11454291how many images do you have nowand how many of those are dupes
Odds I read a bit and then draw something.Evens I go to bed early.
>>11454262Sometimes I just wish I could find where these people liveand smother them in their sleep.
>>11454300Oh this is amusing now.Which tripfag do you think I am? Which tripfag are you?
>>11454293So, glowstick swinging whistle blowing music?
Anon, I have a mission for you.I need a girlfriendA-are you up to this assignment? I just really need a marefriend. You know how it is...
>>11454305That sounds real cozy and all, anon, but wouldn't I be intruding.
>>11454337Is that a tiny wing?
>>11454305>Celestia is hotter than a furnace>Luna is colder than Ayn Rand's heartthis would be... uncomfrotable but i would still do it
>>11454348Yes it's a dead pegasus
>>11454331>luna rapes Celestia and dreams of shitting on breadsticks
>>11454316Good night. And I hope you feel better when you wake up.
>>11454271This guy:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MaApitQgdYLook for "Spectrum", "Slam The Door" and "Clarity" by him!
>tfw no leak
>>11454291>20000 PONE>Probably 2-3k Dubs> over 100k random shit, most pornBut I deleted over 200k pictures a year ago!>tfw hoarder
>>11454204YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO NAME SOMETHING WORSE THAN THIS
>>11454337>big ass RarityUNF
>>11454330i-i'll be your marefriend dashie
>>11454381You might want to check that out, anon.
Guess I should start drawing now.Here's the drawing, in case you're some kind of loser who wasn't awake at 4am.
>>11454354>tfw you stand under the shower and switch from cold to warm and back, thinking that this is probably the closest to an embrace from them you will ever feel
noshow stram is noshow. bleugh.Here's what I did.
>>11454328post pony assesI need CLOPSTEP in my lifeRinachanhttp://grooveshark.com/s/Trixie+Dominatrix/4yMEM4?src=5
>>11454381Why didn't you go watch it at L.A. Filmfest?
>>11454354Anon just think, you would be able to touch those astral manes.
jappone stram in 1 hour 20 minutes
>>11454428does it look like I'm some kind of American?
>>11454388Aesthetic conservativesBell peppersZaha HadidWaspsIndifference
>>11454444aw shit, I don't think I'll be able to make itwhat episode?
>>11454448Well, you're white.
>>11454459Call of Duty
>>11454354>>11454438none of the ponies ever commented that they were warm or coldand they can hold the hair just finethey are standard temperature ponies with interesting looking but normal feeling hair
>BCS shitting up the thread
>>11454370I seriously doub it but thanks.
>>11454485>anon shitting up threads
We humans now
>>11454418Hey, that's pretty cool, saved!Her cutiemark's the wrong colour, though.
>ponies find tail tugging to be highly erotic
>>11454374>>11454377Not bad but also not my kind of music.I tend to like stuff like Cake, Beck, Mumford and Sons, The Clash, Lenny Kravitz, The Pogues, and a lot of singles by more recent artists I found on YouTube and stuff.
>>11454474I can't help but think that this hair would feel quite a bit different to regular hair, anon.
>>11454496pretty sure it's Rosshe almost always attacks whoever he thinks is the weakest link at any given moment
>>11454459Call of the Cutie
You guys are awesome.Just wanted to put that out there
>>11454474One is responsible for the sun, one for the night. Thinking that they are warm and cold isn't the worst headcanon I've ever seen
>>11454315Quoted myself but here goes:>20000 PONE>Probably 2-3k Dubs> over 100k random shit, most pornBut I deleted over 200k pictures a year ago!>tfw hoarder
>>11454503Can we be good humans?
>>11454509Oh I adore CakeBut I also love Zedd. Huh
>>11454503at least they have feetapparently there are no feet in equestria girls landwhy even bother turning them into girls
>>11454494Well, you just have to hope for the best sometimes. I'm sorry if you can't, but we're here for you in any case.
>>11454507she likes ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWLb3XXTjlA
>>11454507Pegasi find touching ones wings to be highly erotic.
>>11454509>Cake, Beck, Mumford and Sons, The Clash, Lenny Kravitz, The PoguesMah fucking giga nigga
>>11454524my nigga we are best friends nowthe best the best the besthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMJ6KfB_GLc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKQVur35YLwCan you think of a good reason for him not to do it?
Since the thread is already shit anyway:I enjoyed the leaked EQG songs.
>>11454538I hate her EG design but she's the most adorable of them all for some odd reason.
>>11454569You only pony once
>>11454571Well that's nice you've just made it even more shit.
>>11454519Except for the show contradicting it. But they could probably magic themselves hotter and cooler if they wanted to.
>>11454550weeaboo humans are better than Hasbro humans
>>11454528No Ice.- Straya
>>11454580http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YOnw6JCCWM>that short bit around 1:06She's really adorable
>>11454505I knew something was up.
>>11454524yeah it's weird, I just don't have a taste for dance music very much even though a lot of other people here seem to. probably the closest thing I like is Love Automatic. I love this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71xpQUFgk_k
>>11454503>Dat AJGonna need more like this one
>tfw fanmade personhorses are infinitely better than canon personhorseswhy didn't hasbro hire us to make EQG
>>11454571they all sound the sameGET UPMAKE A SOUNDSTOMP YOUR HOOVESTURN AROUND
>>11454594all other humans are better than hasbro humanseven ross' humans
>>11454607>0:31You can almost look under their skirt
>>11454580>>11454538It's the eyes. She has the prettiest eyes in the series.
>>11454594Well, you're correct there.
>>11454514It stops flowing and goes taut when tugged, at best it might just feel extra silky or something.
>>11454634>they all sound the sameThats probably why I enjoyed all of them
>>11454581#YOPOSomehow I don't think it would help him since he's already that far along in the process.
>>11454586Why is Twily such a piggy?
>>11454616are you going to draw other ponies doing sport things? even though this covers best pony with second-worst sport
>>11454647I like it. But I feel that spike should be deeper in
>>11454633hasbro hats us
>>11454638I have to agree>tfw humans cant have an eyecolor like that
>>11454503can't we be good humans instead of that shit
>>11454651>extra silkyAnon you're just making me want to touch it more.
>>11454666Maybe. I've been drawing all day so far, though. I think I'm going to take a break.
>>11454638i love her 3 straight eyelashes and big round magenta eyesi hate when they substitute fluttereyes for her
>yfw you'll never join IRL Royal Guard
>>11454651Seriously, Luna's hair is the oddest thing, it's like a bag of stargoop or something.
>>11454651Or it's some horrible space vacuum that if touched too long makes your hand swell and freeze/burn depending on where in the space your hand ends up.
>>11454680The problem with this is just how goddamn long a small simple joke is stretched out. This is the sort of thing you tell in 2 sketchy pictures.
stop liking what i don't like u guysstop having fun
I like where this thread is going.
>>11454702That's silly, Pipsqueak had it in his mouth for a while.
>>11454711sage, hide, and ignore
>>11454671Sui draws pretty neat humans
>>11454715>laying on your fucking celloI CANNOT COPE
>>11454725But how can I touch that which does not exist, anon.
>>11454698>bag of stargoopI don't evenwtf am i reading
Thanks for streaming for us Brae!
>>11454715>implying that this thread is going anywere
>>11454607It's amazing how Rainbow Dash can stay adorable even in the Equestria Girls universe <3
>>11454725Fuck, I want to dig right into that mane and fall asleep
>>11454739Chrysalis works best as a bug-horse thing.
>>11454753how was your birthday?
>>11454747Thanks for watchin!
>>11454722It wouldn't be instant.Unless he achieved bad end where his teeth/lips were close to a star or too far from one.
ponies r gaynobody leiks poniesnobody
>>11454764They are pretty cute.
>>11454754That's an awesome nameI HAVE A NEW ALIAS
>>11454756That face does not fit Fluttershy.
>>11454764Are you saying Nobody is gay?
>>11454773>>11454778Please don't respond.
This one is practically a character song for me (Heartnotes) and Zonesama (Zonetan) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGT6AKt3eYM
purple book horse is very silly
>>11454763You're really being silly about simple hair, anon
>>11454782oy piss off m8
>>11454781How about this one
>>11454799purple book horse is very worstpone
>>11454781Does this one?http://i.imgur.com/xmgHh25.jpg
>>11454780Good for you. At least you won't forget to take them now
>>11454798did Zone dump BCS or something?
>>11454798reddit plsdon't u have anything better to doare u really tht brd
>>11454751One of my favorite human Luna to be honest.
>>11454758It was pretty good, went out with some friends and then had some italian food. Thank you for asking <3~
>>11454816Reminds me of Taken.
>>11454799These girls are silly too.
>>11454814anon is worst poneit's not a secret
>>11454802I like her hair in the comics
>>11454816That's terrible.You're terrible.
>>11454842lol who is in the Apple Bloom hat
>>11454828I really don't like it when so much of the depicted person's tits is shown it's obvious at least part of the nipple should be visible but it's not because that'd be 2lewd. Not to say that it's a bad picture but this bugs me.
>>11454802>>11454848>>11454651Has anyone Call of Cthullu? Remember the part where the boat rammed into it and cthullu kind of dispersed into some kind of quasi-solid myst-goop? I imagine the princess hair is like that.
>>11454849Every time I see this thumbnail, I'm expecting a leash, and every time I open it I'm disappointed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2gXVuSD1rMpoint One time I sent this to Zone after a particularly awkward moment that day when he said he needed to take a shower and I said "WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME IMAGINE YOU NAKED RIGHT NOW!?" and he just quipped "WHY U DO DIS???" and left...
>>11454828are there any pics of EG Luna? I want to see if she is an abomination like Celestia
>>11454870No, this is Applejack.
>>11454848is it too early in the day to unf?because unf.
we leak yet?
>>11454890She looks like a Drawn Together character.
>>11454890Yes. She's even worse.
Scootaloo is the best item. You cannot deny this.
>>11454849Is this better?
>>11454916I don't want that.
>>11454881You don't leash an angel you fuck.
>>11454895this edit ruined the comic forever for me
>>11454901her friend is pretty cute, too
>>11454890Oh god, please don't. It's so bad.>>11454807I want RD to chill on my window and scrunch all the time she's there
>>114548613D Apple Bloom.
>>11454932Why not? She likes it.
>>11454949Why are your quick doodles so great? Tell me your secrets
>>11454941that looks terrible
>>11454890>"Filling in for the part of Princess Luna today will be Princess Clara."
>>11454953>ANONJG's workOh, we go way back, to 7chan's hidden /3dcg/ boardalso that would be Michelle Creber thenHave I mentioned my little sister does an dead-on impression of AB?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuMA_D9axKI
Luna doesn't get drawn often here.Neither does Celestia, but what is of her looks glorious due to Art Anon's dedication to perfection.
>>11454993Clara Oswin Oswald?Imokaywiththis.jpg
>>11455029I usually request some Luna/NMM when a drawfag shows up, but yeah it could stand to happen more often.
>>11454981I eat a pinecone every morning.But really, oh gosh, I'm glad you like my silly quick thingies
>>11455053I will try to draw them more often again once I'm done with my university shit
>>38818693>dem thighsWhat game? I think I need to play it.It's not an FPS, is it?
>>11455062http://i.imgur.com/OQKkcWQ.pngThey have a certain charm to them which makes them really enjoyableI can't figure out what it is and how I can copy it though
>>11455079Studies come first.
>>11455110They do.But if I would actually follow that advice I wouldnt be here right now.
>>11455020Elaborate on your little sister.Post a sound recording, and picture, if you can.
>>11455020I'd fuck your little sister in her tight vagina
>Ross begs us for commissions>People are literally begging to donate to GG
>>11455029did aa do something with celestia recently? haven't been around as much these days
>>11455051We know, Danarchy
>>11455219Not that I can think of, I haven't checked.
What are your favorite drawing books that aren't Loomis?
>tfw writing an essay about how to expand diversity even though you are completely anti multiculturalismFuck I hate these politically correct race class bullshit. I wish i wasn't forced to take these classes in my god damn engineering degree.
>>11455294> aren't LoomisLoomis is love.Loomis is life.All hail Loomis.
What your favourite trumpet conservatory that isn't Arban's?
40 mins till japone
>>11455323He's not even the best. He's just the best one that's also public domain.
ATTENTION: New horse where?
>>11455294Keys to DrawingBert Dibsin motha fucka
>>11455321>tfw I hate calculus but I need to take calc II and organic chem I and II for my bio degreeshoot me
>>11455294http://www.amazon.com/How-Draw-Manga-Manga-Style-Composition/dp/4766117093/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1371505763&sr=8-1&keywords=how+to+draw+manga+hayashi+sketchIt's actually quite good, includes stuff like how the muscles in the face work and so on but is a little bit less technical than loomis so it's easier for beginnersIt also was a lot cheaper in my language
>>11455321>not taking advantage of it and writing a controversial spin on the subjectyou know, refusal to try new things is a sign of low IQ
>>11455363organic chem I is fucking easy though. you just need to understand a dozen basic rules and then you can solve every single thing
>>11455410i'm actually really looking forward to taking itit's right up my alley>why am i so twilight sparkle princess mary sue
>>11455388If he tries voicing his opinion on the matter, he risks failing anyways, no matter how good the essay is. You're not in class to learn, you're there to be a yes man for the professor and put up with him for as long as the class will last.