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Old dead smelly horse
>>11407106

Twilight is my wife and if you disagree you are the delusional one.
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>rape
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>marrying the color purple
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>rape
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>>11412166
>>11412179

Done
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>>11412734
Anon, I'm asking you to please stop claiming to be married to my wife. People are getting the wrong idea about her.
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Anonymous, this delusion of yours about my wife has gone too far. Making a thread to proclaim your lie? It's too much!

We're going to settle this.
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>rape
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http://i.imgur.com/qQQVMbY.png

Suck the heads, nice and slow, take your time now
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>tfw Reu hats us
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>>11412734
Sorry but I prefer the yellow one.
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I'm really considering buying a wii-u
Am I stupid for doing that?
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>>11412764
Woops, beefed the loop
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>>11412734
>Old dead smelly horse
>Isn't dead, doesn't have a smell, isn't a horse.

You sir, are the delusional one.
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>>11412772
>>11412769
I'm sorry anons but the thread that Twilight made for me just proves she's my wife, then we had sex both orally and anally.
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>>11412791
yes
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>>11412791
Ask yourself

>Does it have games I want to play?

If the answer is yes then get it. Thats all there is to it.
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>>11412800
But ded things go smelly anon, it's science.
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Regular pony at 3'8 probably weighs 150-200lbs.
Celestia at 6'3 probably weighs 680,388.5 carats.

Celestia confirmed for fucking fat.
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>>11412772
>>11412807
I will fight you both.
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>>11412833
>80% of her weight is in those buns
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>>11412834
But the marker is just an image, it can't marry anyone.
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>>11412791
It's got Monster Hunter
Please come play with me~
pls ;_;
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>>11412834
I am that marker that boops her heart.
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>>11412836
You can't fight when you have already lost.
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http://i.imgur.com/9cSgyJM.png
HOLY FUCKING UNF
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>>11412779
All mares love human cum, if you lived in Equestria you'd be getting so many blowjobs you wouldn't know what to do with yourself
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>>11412869
I've lost nothing, but the two of you need to stop telling people you've married my wife. It can't go on any longer.
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I'm going to go write smut about loud, wet, climaxing mares and never show anyone and there's nothing you can do about it!
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>>11412898
I would
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>>11412869
Twilight, PLEASE. That is a crappy costume.
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First one to post "I love twilight" wins twilight as his/her wife.
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>>11412877
not unf..
not unf at all
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>>11412914
It's a wonderful costume anon.
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I love twilight
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What if we put each pony in a box
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>>11412917
I love twilight
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>>11412917
But she's already my wife.
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>>11412914
we horns again?
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>>11412833
Thank you, calculanon.
Now my boner can go on.
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>>11412877
so she has crotch tits and... tits
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>>11412938
Sorry anon you lost.
>>11412937
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>>11412943
No, her chest is shaved and the "tits" are drawn on with marker.
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>>11412943
Chest tits are drawn on
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>>11412898
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>>11412906
I'm gonna punch you in the face and post all your dirty stories about sopping wet mares squirting and dripping cream all over a generic self insert character's dick while their spasming vag muscles milk every last drop of cum out of him
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>>11412948
You can't just give away my wife anon.
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What would a person charge another person for a story? Is it by the character? Word count?

The purple horse known to many in Equestria as the one, Twilight Sparkle, did move in such a way that resembled a sort of casual trot that we neither too fast nor too slow, the custom of the small, farm bordered, sunny town of Ponyville...
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>>11412948
but
>>11412928
beat
>>11412937
and
>>11412938
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>>11412921
How about now?
http://i.imgur.com/Yq6cDLk.png
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>>11412734
There was a point where this should have stopped and we've clearly passed it
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>tfw a human will never stroke your mane
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Actually I was joking around.
For real this time.
The last person to post "I love Twilight" wins Twilight as his/her wife.
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>>11412976
I love twilight
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>>11412833
>150-200lbs
woah what?
then how did Twilight lift Rarity so effortlessly?
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>>11412955
>>11412957

huh, well I still don't like it
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>>11412976
Twilight, that will just result in a whole thread of people saying I love Twilight.
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>>11412963
As twilight's closest friend, I can tell you she isn't into guys. I'm sorry but she likes the other gender, why don't you think you ever seen her with an actual boyfriend.

Flash Sentry was to keep people from outcasting her in Highschool
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>>11412974
we want to get off, but we can't
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>>11412971
Nope I don't count your post.
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>>11413004
you don't count the rules?
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Part of me wants to upload a bunch of horseporn and name it Equestria_Girls.mov
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I love twilight
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>>11412779
>that tongue

unf

also horsecocks are ugly as fuck, they look like gnarled tree branches or something
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I love Twilight.
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>>11412998
>we want to get off, but we can't
ORGASM DENIAL UNF UNF UNF
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>>11412998
I meant the Twilight wife nonsense
but your interpretation works as well
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>>11412995
Please stop making up lies. What do you even gain from this?
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>>11412975
>tfw I can't make that dream come true
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>>11413015
Do it anon, fucking do it and spread it everywhere.
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>>11413029
Only problem is I have no horseporn. I know one of you fuckers must. Do god's work with it.
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http://i.imgur.com/fShqW3H.png
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>>11413028
>ah hate ponies
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>>11413023
If I keep calling her a lesbian no guys will want her, making it easier for me to fuck her.
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>>11413044
Pinkie Pie, I thought you were going for Rainbow Dash?
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>>11413039
>http://i.imgur.com/fShqW3H.png
maaan pony porn is SO HOT
*clop clop clop*
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>>11412898
Y-yes... I like that. I like that a lot.
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>>11413044
If you so much as lay a hand on my wife I will kill you anon.
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I love Twilight
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>>11413039
AUGH
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I love Twilight.
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Late night Hats
68.232.162.224:27015
password: bonbon
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>>11413060
I love Twilight more.
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>>11412989
Gravity may be lighter in Equestria.
Certainly the laws that apply on earth don't apply there.
I was just assuming that considering their height(which is also assuming a foot is the same as earth) that's the wight they'd land at due to their mass.
The only canon bit the pony's heights are based of of is an "8 foot candy cane" which was then used as a reference to pixel count the height of other ponies.
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>>11413064
No

I love Twilight
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>>11413051
But I'm a pony, you wouldn't hurt a pony now...would you?

also
I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU
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>>11413049
Mad?
http://i.imgur.com/ubRXymh.png
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I love Twilight

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>>11413080
You're Twilight?
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Oh no you don't you fucks

I love twilight
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maybe human pinkamena doodle thing. dunno if i pulled off the pose (should have used a ref...)

i dunno. i need to finish something human one of these days.
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God damn it Twily what have you done
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I love Twilight most
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>>11413081
the faces are unreal bad
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>>11413094
Do something about that chin.
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>>11413094
Face looks flat. You neglected the indentation of the eye sockets and the contour of the nose.
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>>11413080
No you're not. The Rarity I know dont have wings.
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>>11413094
Well as long as you don't try to steal my wife, I thinks it's sweet. The only thing I'd say to work on seeing some of your pieces is the way the eyes look and are shaped.
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>>11409775

So, censored porn is fine?
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>>11413100
Anon, you could not possibly love Twilight more than I do.
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>>11413121
That image is neither censored nor pornographic.
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I LOVE TWILIGHT
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>>11413122
But look anon, we love each other so much that we're due to have a foal together.

And it's mine

DNA tests

Also I love Twilight
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>>11413133
Look at the whole thread
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>>11413071
You know right now we could calculate the mass of a Pegasus.

using that Candy Cane chart we could find out the surface of a pegasus wing. Then we take all scenes where pegasus are hovering, get an average number of flaps per minute and then calculate the lift force the flaps generate.
That force would be equal to the weight of a pegasus. Of course this would be based on Earth's gravity.


Anyway I doubt poies are that light. Pinkie only needed a few balloons to float and jumping on the cake left only a very small hoof print. Gravity would be almost nonexistent if that's their weight which is impossible since we can see them fall at great speeds.
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>>11413121
>censored porn

If she weren't wearing some kind of latex panties, would that even be porn? Because she is, is that porn?

>Those ponies are wearing jackets! How lewd!
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I love twilight.

Anon what have you done?
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>>11413141
That image is fake, she's never even met you.
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I love Twilight
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>>11413143
I meant I doubt that gravity is so small. Fuck. Ponies must be very light
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>>11413160
fuck you

I love twilight
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I love Celestia
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Everything is proceeding according to plan.
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>>11413158
>being this delusional

She is my wife and she is pregnant with my foal
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I love Twilight.
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I'M MARRIED TO ALL OF THE PONIES IN EQUESTRIA
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>>11412791
>not buying x-bone

holyshit you are a dumb faggot
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>>11413180
Not to Twilight you arent.
Because I'm going to be the last one to say "I love Twilight"
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>>11413180
WELL I'M THE PRINCESS OF MARRAIGE AND I HEREBY DECLARE YOUR MARRAIGES ANNULED
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>>11413171
Good, you can have her.
Twilight is the only one I love.
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>>11413177
I'm afraid you're the delusional one anon, she is married to me.
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I love Pinkie
But for some reason I jack off to Twilight the most.
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>>11413019
a tiny colorful pony dominating me and controlling when and if I cum is way hotter than it has any right to be
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>>11413190
WELL I"M THE PRINCESS OF PRINCESSES AND I INVALIDATE YOUR PRINCESHOOD AND ALL YOUR DECISIONS
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Twilight loves me.
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Are Dashfags cool yet now that Twaifufags are getting more awful?
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>>11412791
>Am I stupid

Did you fucking see the Mega Man reveal? Jesus
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>>11413213

You will never be cool
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>>11413209
WELL I'M THE PRINCESS OF DECISIONS AND I DECLARE YOUR DECISIONS STUPID
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so how was the movie

I went to sleep roughly around it's premiere
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I love twilight

>>11413213
>Pic-related
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>>11413231
>that art style

nah
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>>11413229
Check pre-previous thread we discussed camrip
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>>11413218
Well maybe not, but there are periods where certain waifufags are disliked.
The rise of Dashfags is nigh
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>>11413143
Keep that idea in mind.
It's definitely not something I feel like calculating tonight, but maybe during the day you can find an anon who could do it and post results.
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>>11413231
GODDAMIT NOT THAT SONG AGAIN

Comic is very cute tough
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>>11413213
I blame equestria girls.
All the twifags have finally cracked.
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Will you be attending this year's taint fair?
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>>11413225
just because they're stupid decision doesn't make them wrong, just look at microsoft as an example.
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>>11413171
God that ass is something special, and she's got some spectacular oral skills. She's much more eager to please and not as much of a tease as her sister.
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>>11413211
No anon, she loves me.
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>>11413245
Either that, or all the other fags have taken the opportunity to pounce.
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hello darkness my old friend
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>>11413243
I tried to do that but I don't know how to calculate the force generated by wings.
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>>11413248
Braeburn is shit
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>>11413231
>lets get in the bath together

I'm not sure where this is going, but I like it.
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>>11413248
nigga that's gay
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Uncharted 3, L.A. Noire, or Kingdom Hearts?
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>>11413245
Well maybe if you faggots tried to help them instead of making things worse we wouldn't be in this situation now.

Poor dears are either suicidal, delusional or just dead inside now.
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>>11413278
Kingdom Farts
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>>11413278
those are all terrible
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>>11413278
Kingdom Hearts
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I love Twilight.
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>>11413248
I was expecting more stuff to happen in this gif but then it didn't
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this chiken tastes terrible I hate it
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>>11413216
>>11413231
This is so cute.
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I love twilight
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Someone stram a movie pls
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>>11413287
I love Twilight more than you or anyone else here.
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I don't really give a shit about Twilight Sparkle.
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When death smiles at you, would you smile back?
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I love Twilight
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>>11413301
Twilight is very purple
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>>11413278
Noire
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>>11413307
not nearly as purple as cheerilee though
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>>11413248
Go to bed SB
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>>11413105
fixed i think
>>11413110
i dunno. I was thinking about that while i was sketching but i think with the style i chose its kinda hard to show those types of implied details with no rendering, although i messed with it a little bt.
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>>11413304
No, I never smile.
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Your waifu is a slut, but a very nice lady.
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>>11413314
Cheerilee is a shity shade of purple. Twilight is the better purple

Best purple is Rarity's hair tough
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>>11413317
The chin looks better.
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>>11412986
i love twilight
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>>11413322
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>>11413322
You should!
Pinkie would do anything to get you and death to smile.
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>>11413324
SHE IS SO NOT A SLUT
YOUR FACE IS A SLUT
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I love Twilight

Pls anons stop.
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>>11413334
YOU CALLIN ME RARITY?
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this is the most boring MLPG in a long while
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>>11413213
Why is she so perfect?
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HEY TWIFAGS
STOP FOR A WHILE

QUESTION FOR YOU
WHAT WILL YOU DO IF FLASH IS S4 AS TWILIGHT'S BOYFRIEND
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>>11413345
i agree

let's talk about horsecocks
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>>11413345
I'm to tired to draw for you guys.
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Why is she so perfect /co/?
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>>11413345
>not the 8 hour horse last night
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>>11413345
It's the middle of the night and everyone blew their load last night about the movie
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>>11413341
NO
IF I DID I WOULDN'T CALL YOU A SLUT
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>>11413349
>perfect
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>>11413337
Twilight is a very adorkable pone
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>>11413350
Nothing, because that isn't going to happen.
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>>11413350
Wait and see how much time DC needs to sue Hasbro
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>>11413344
Dewbon has a younger sister apparently
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>>11413351
Let's not.
Instead we'll talk about why Cranky Doodle deserves another shot at an episode appearance beyond cameo.
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>>11413355
every fucking night!
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>>11413363
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>11413360
OH IM SORRY I MUST HAVE MISREAD. I THOUGHT YOU SAID I LOOKED LIKE A FUCKIN SKANK ASS HO
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>>11413241
Well, I had a look for it and I can't fucking find the damn thing

can I just hadve a link? at least soemthign to search for?
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>>11413372
Please Shining Armor and Iron Will deserve that more.
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>>11413350
I'll Toyota Camry.
It's onry way
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>>11413361
She's perfect because she's not a perfect mary sue, but still great
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>>11413380
BITCH I WILL GODDAMN CUT YOU IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP
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>>11413350
Stop watching the show.
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>>11413382
Iron Will, yes
SA can fuck off and not return.
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>>11413359
how was the movie anyway? I'd have thought there'd be a bigger buzz about it
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>>11413391
Why is her mane so ugly?
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>>11413370
What are you talking about, anon?
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>>11413361
Her flaws only endear her closer to my heart.
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I love Twilight
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>>11413415
> I'd have thought there'd be a bigger buzz about it

Flash Sentry confirmed for Twilight's love interest.

The board exploded in treats
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>>11413426
Her tail looks kinda weird.
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>>11413423
Huh
Just my imagination
That is a cute filly scoot though
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>>11413420
You best step the fuck back, it is undoubtedly the best mane.
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>>11413415
it was bad in the worst way. it was mediocre. there's nothing to talk about. twilight did some funny things, but it's the usual human in an animals body or animal in a humans body and then nothing interesting happened
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>>11413443
She's still a crusty cunt
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>>11413426
>twitching_wingboner.gif
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>>11413443
nigga it's ugly as shit, and don't even get me started on her eyes.
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>>11413431
It's not confirmed. No one knows what will happen.
All we got is the mane six teasing Twilight for having a crush before Pinkie starts explaining everything that happened.

I want to know how Faggot Sentry knew what happened in the human world when he was in Eqeustria. This is stupid as fuck
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Browsing through a tumblr for porn is kind of weird. I think it's creating a weird kind of personal thing that I wouldn't get from going to any other part of this board. It's like looking through someone's collection.

>You think this is hot?
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>>11413443
What a ugly mare. Almost as ugly as Derpy
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>>11413442
Yes.
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RD is a canon child abuser
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whoa pinkie slow down on the food
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>>11413509
Now with Rarity
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>>11413486
He doesn't actually say that he knows what happened, he just says "we have to stop bumping into each other," like Twilight had been doing a lot with the human Flash Sentry.
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>>11413504
Oh man that was a fun morning.
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I love Twilight
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>>11413509
what did we do to attract so many fat fetishists
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>>11413479
I don't even know where to start with you.

I bet you like Rarity too
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>>11413500
I like the zebra
Do you think she gets along with Zecora
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>>11413333
>Death comes for Pinkie
>She has a party prepared for him
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>>11413280
To be fair, some of you were very nice yesterday and thanks to them, I don't feel that bad anymore
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>>11413525
Not really, we had a hard time discussing anything else about the episode.
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>>11413531
No, of course I don't like Rarity. But she is pretty. A lot prettier than Dash at least. How does a pony even get that ugly?
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APPLEJACK NEEDS YOUR HELP
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>>11413509
Sometimes I think dotkwa, PNGLN and apple are the same artist at a different skill level.
Kinda like an artistic pokemon evolution.
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>>11413530
Beats me
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>>11413554
But anon, I don't know anything about making dresses.
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Twili pls.
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>>11413552
There was a touch of sarcasm in that post.
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>>11413554
applejack's life sucks in every song

>my boots are nice
>I have to till a field with my mouth to plant seeds to keep everyone alive
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>>11413530
Why do we attract so many fetishists?
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I love Twilight
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>>11413566
>implying LK doesn't cultivate them like plants

chubby equestria girls when
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Happy Father's Day, which pony's dad is the dadiest?
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>>11413570
unf
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>>11413586
>>11413530
why do we attract so many thing that I don't like
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>>11413591
Shh, it's okay. Everything's going to be okay
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>>11413580
First time tonight I've laughed, thanks anon.
I've got sinusitis so it hurts really bad, thanks anon
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>>11413570
I don't get it.
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I don't love Twilight anymore

I've accepted Flashgate, he can have her now.

Meanwhile I shall leave
"But where, anon?"
I have no idea, who knows what happens after death?
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>>11413586
the anonymity prevents any real judgement and it's nice to be able to get stuff like that off our chest. it actually probably starts like. one person says he thinks rarity is cute. that goes over so he or someone else takes it a little farther. and then it goes a little farther
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>>11413570
Twilight is not a prostitute.
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>>11413603
RAD DAD
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>>11413612
She asked 'what can I do ya for'.
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>>11413612
The joke is sex
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>>11413611
feel better, anon
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>>11413621
cute!
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>>11413562
Is it true that Jalm evolves into Jailbait when you trade him?
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>>11413612
"What can I do ya for" was jokingly perceived as "How much does it cost to have sex with you"
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>>11413530
but that's the only fat picture i've drawn
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>>11413603
Rarity's Dad
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>>11413621
Was it ever officially said that it was her dad? It could always have been her older brother that we've never heard about.
That family would be cute as cannon though.
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>>11413562
>>11413635
"BCS hurts herself in confusion"
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>>11413611
Hope you feel better anon
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>>11413657
Is Rarara a daddy's girl?
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>>11413621
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>>11413663
I shouldn't have laughed this hard.
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>>11413662
Not exactly, but I'd say it's implied. Daughter standing on her father's shoulders as he takes her to her favorite event.
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Rarity's father is a mule.
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>>11413684
Aren't mule's sterile though?
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>>11413679
"RCH learned string shot"
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>>11413694
Yes
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>>11413672
>I am going to fuck the most totally female of all the females and then he fucks a pink guy
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>>11413694
They are. Its quite a shame they have to deal with this issue in the show.
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>>11413586
I can't help it, I'm friends with Sanguinius, Pic related.
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>>11413697
tiarawhy learned pay day
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>was sick as a kid a lot and in the hospital
>pretty young nurses were always nice to me
>huge thing for having a nurse toy with me while bedridden

This is like a surgical strike right in the fetishes for me, oh god

http://i.imgur.com/u2zPdbC.gif
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It's not going to leak anytime soon, is it?
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>>11413717
AppleDan pls
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>>11413680
Yeah it seems very likely that it was her dad which I'm okay with, in fact having Firefly as her mother is some head-cannon I can really get behind too.
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>>11413717
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>>11413671
When she was small she didn't spend that much time whit him. Why would she? He was dirty, he was interested in sports and so on. Nothing interesting for a fashionista. Never watched together the superb owl.

Sweetie on the other hand loves him the most. She might not be a boy but she still plays Handegg with her father. She may not understand what's going in the game but her father loves to explain to her everything. Gets a little overzealous sometimes, and Sweetie just smile and listens.

Anyway Rarity still isn't that close to her father. She loves him but they have nothing in common. And he just keeps embarrassing her reminding her of some things she did as filly.

Really it's one of those stories in the making. He'll get sick, she'll realize how little time they spent together and try to make up. She invites him over on father's day to make him a costume. He doesn't make it. Illness got him first.
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>>11413717
Were they 'pretty young nurses', or 'pretty, young nurses'?
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>>11413717
That would suck horribly.

You don't even get to taste it!
At least give the man the luxury of unwrapping a bandage from his mouth before you rub your snatch on it.
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>>11413743
I don't know what this means

>>11413751
The second one, the hospital I was at always had really cute nurses, like a dentist's office
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Play hates til the sun comes up the dawn is your enemy
68.232.162.224:27015
password is bonbon
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apples
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY
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I'M STILL IN A DREAM
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>>11413805
but applepony's parents are deaaaaad
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Why would you do such horrible things to batponies?
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>>11413822
>Granny Smith had to bury her own child.
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>>11413841
They're freaks, ponies should be full pony.
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>>11413850
>young forever
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>>11413717
I had a really pretty Filipino nurse in her early 20s jam a suppository up my asshole, she didn't give me any warning either, pretty sure she saw my boner
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How did AJ's parents die?
Disease, wagon crash?
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>>11413850
Maybe that's why she looks after AJ and family
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>>11413612
The joke is the first time she said it to twi this is how twi perceived it
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What was your first fetish, mlpg?
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>>11413909
I don't have an fetishes.
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>>11413883
War, war never changes.
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>>11413924
>earth pony
>rifle
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Goodnight MLPG.
I love Twilight
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>>11413931
It shoots apples
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>>11413915
You do, a fetish can be anything, even something habitual like attending mass.
Most of them aren't sexual either.
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>>11413931
it's clearly a funny spear
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>>11413937
Apfelwerfer
it werfs Apfel
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>>11413909
furry

early early early hentai site that I used to frequent had a section called furry and for whatever reason I thought everyone would be covered in carpets. I still don't understand it to this day. Why would they be wearing carpets? That doesn't make any sense
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>>11413909
Femdom and tomboys
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Which of the main 6 would be the best father?
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>>11413968
but they're mares
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>>11413909
First?
Tentacles. I was like five or six and tentacles. I didn't know how sex worked or anything,
there would be these weird diaper-like cloth pants you put on that had tentacles in them that made you feel good.

We were always like this.
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>>11413909
Tickling.
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>>11413924
>In pony wars they throw pies at each other and play dead
>He's still playing dead
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>>11413883
AJ's father fell down the stairs
AJ's mother died when AB was born
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>>11413968
Spuke
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>>11413924
Who did ponies war with? I'll bet it was no good stinkin camels.
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>>11413968
The one that lays eggs
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>>11413994
>AJ's father fell down the stairs

earth ponies
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>>11413909
Facesitting. It's my only fetish, apart from cartoon ponies.
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>>11413983
That is correct. Now answer my question
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>>11413958
Same, but it was sparked by...her...
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>>11414001
Gryphons.
They're still salty.
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>>11413562
hehe..eh, thanks i guess?
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>>11414031
But you are a horse
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>>11414031
But this is so sudden
Imagine the scandal if anyone found out
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>>11414031
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>>11413956
>werfs
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>>11414049
My cousin showed me.

Her hands were really soft.
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>>11414011
Good taste, I remember playing truth or dare as a kid and trying to get girls to sit on my face
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>>11414037
So?
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I love Twilight
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>>11413909
Hypnosis.
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>>11414058
>being molested

that's pretty hot
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>>11414077
Twilight doesn't love you
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>>11414031
What do cartoon pony snouts feel like?
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>>11414015
oh, uh okay. I guess Twilight would push her child the most academically, having them resent her growing up but later learn to respect her.
AJ might be the most responsible and dependable father.
I don't have high hopes for Rainbow Dash.
Fluttershy would be the most accepting but also let her kid to be a lazy piece of shit.
Pinkie would be a fun father until the kid got older and tired of her shenanigans.
Rarity...uh..
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>>11414049
When I was washing my penis in the shower
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>>11414049
A kid in my class told everyone. He was sent home pretty quickly
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>>11414088
Bags of
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>>11414051
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>>11414065
Why can't she be real MLPg? I'd sped time with her, take care of her, be there to comfort her when a big fashion guy insults her latest dresses...
I just want to be with her and make her happy. Is it to much to ask for?
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>>11414049
Rubbing up against some pole thing. Then rubbing up against a neck-high windowsill on top of my bed.
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>>11413909
I can't remember if it was mind control or size difference
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>>11414088
I bet they are soft.
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>>11414037
She's a centuries old, sapient magical creature, Anon.
She's as much of a horse as you are
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>>11414104
Yes
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>>11414088
They feel like boops
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>>11414103
I know.
Wirft.
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>>11413933
May your dreams be purple and good.
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>>11414091
Would she be the father that tries to have as much fun with her child when she can, but is away a lot due to work?
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>>11413909
Inces
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>>11414114
>>she's as much of a horse as you are
>I'm a horse now
Finally!
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>>11414114
If I were to make love to Celestia, I wouldn't want it to be as equals.
That's the problem with most porn of her - she's just another sex partner like all the ponies.

I'd want to ber slave or servant or toy - completely obedient and subservient, focused only on her wants and needs,
appreciatively lapping up whatever stray pleasure she deigned to grant me, like a good little boy.

Why am I like this ;__;
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>>11414088
Velvet covered marshmallows.
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I love Twilight
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>>11414161
Nigga, you's some different kind of not-my-nigga.
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>>11414161
It's okay to feel that way
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>>11414159
So what is your first order of business as a pony in Ponyville?
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>>11414194
Masturbate
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Britfag here, I couldn't watch the movie but

I love Twilight

Is it safe to breathe?
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>>11414183
Does she love you?
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>>11413937
So it was a suicide?
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>>11413657
FOOTBAW
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>>11414119
Then why do I even live? Why do I even bother? I'll never find someone like her. I'll never be truly happy.

It's not worth it. It's just not worth it.
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>>11414185
No deer, only catponies
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Would your favorite pony rather watch Adventure Time or Regular Show?
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>>11414214
BEEFBAW
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>>11414098
what is this actually from
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>>11414049
By myself, I was rubbing my dick on my PJ's underneath the sheets. When I first came, I was afraid I had rubbed my head off.
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>>11414161
Yeah, you would love that, won't you?
You little slut~
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>>11414207
Nope
Twilight has a boyfriend now
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>>11414218
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>>11414161
>boy
Now, Celestia can't work with that. But since you're already here, she may as well make do with you.
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>>11414225
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>>11414215
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>>11414194
Try to find my cutie mark.
I'd really like to finally know what I'm good at.
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>>11414049
Same, I was just rubbing it for fun. Then I came and I run to the toilet, because I thought I pissed myself.
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I love Twilight.
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>>11414208
Yes, she is my wife.
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>>11414240
>blank flank
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>>11414215
Just find a design school and hang around it. A lot of dudes that go there are gay, and there's probably a lot of insecure grills.
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jfc Scherzo mini-sentry mroe
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I love Twilight
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>>11414230
Damn.
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>>11414268
She doesn't really
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>>11414258
>knowing what your special talent is without having a tattoo on your ass
tell me how
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>>11414257
Oh, I didn't know that you were married to Twilight, lucky you.
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>>11414268
Oh don't be sad.

Again nothing is sure. We're going to have to wait till S4 starts. or till Entertainment Weekly throws us a bone with a few screenshots or previews for it.

Don't lose hope Anon. I'm sure everything will be just fine. Have a Twilight
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>>11414236
i cant find it in his gallery
link it
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>>11414306
Why would someone do that to Twilight?
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>>11414312
http://derpiboo.ru/333929
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>>11414305
He's lying Tex
He can't be married to Twilight. I'm married to Rarity and I meet with Twilight every day. She's single.
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>>11414315
It's her fetish
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>>11414315
Why can't she use her magic to get down?
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>>11414329
He is lying, but so are you.
I'm married to Twilight.
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>>11414306
Thanks, I like that Twilight.
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>>11414337
She forgot about that.
MEANWHILE I AM PLACING ALL THE BOOKS OUT OF ORDER
MUAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
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I win Twilight!
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>>11414351
That's a Changeling
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>>11414347
You're pure evil anon.
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What if..
What if all of you are married to Twilight
but Twilights from different parallel realities
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>>11414351
Ha, that was just a decoy.
The real Twilight is with me.
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>>11414362
OH BUT THAT"S NOT ALL ANON
AFTER THAT I'M GOING TO TICKLE HER
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>>11414306
How could you untie her without ruining her coat ?
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>second pony-related dream in two years, first with Twilight
>it's about watching Equestria Girls on some website
>they're small and living in a terrarium for some reason (turns out it's a fan-made ruse, not the real EqG, but that doesn't matter here)
>see human Twilight and Brad kissing
>wake up immediately
>pic related - it's my face after I woke up and realized that the first dream with my Twilight was about her kissing other guy

I don't think I can carry on.
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>>11414365
I AM MARRIED TO THE REAL TWILIGHT
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>>11414365
What if Twilight orbits my parallel dick?
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>>11414365
But I'm married to the one true Twilight.
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>>11414365
I'm married to the best Twilight.
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>>11414355
Better then nothing.

>>11414373
Dreams don't count.
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Man you Twifags finally lost it.
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Pony has invaded your world, what will you do?

Captcha: badwmen business
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>>11414365
Then who gets Twilight Sparkle from Equestria One?
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>>11414403
I pat ponies butt
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>>11414401
They lost it long ago
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>>11414406
Why, Flash Sentry of course
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>>11414374
That is so cruel!
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>>11414403
Offer Humanity politely
Ask them not to hurt me in exchange for oral sex
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>>11414406
Me.
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No-one is married to the real Twilight. I have seen the inner workings of the universe and I understand the underlying mechanics of existence. The real Twilight is a virgin now and will die a virgin. Your Twilights are corruptions, perversions, and falsifications all.
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>>11414374
Worse than Hitler
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>>11414440
NOPE!
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>>11414374
>>>/b/
You edgy fuck!
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>>11414421

who wins /co/

Flash or Sentry
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>>11414454
No, my Twilight is real.
You're a perversion.
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>>11414473
Sentry.
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>>11414473
Flash
Faggot can outrun death. IT CAN OUTRUN THE GODDAMN UNIVERSE TILL HE REACHES A NEW UNIVERSE
HE'S FASTER THAN INSTANT TELEPORTATION
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I pone, therefor I am
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unts unts unts unts unfs
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>>11414477
Denial is the first stage. The night will grow darker before the sun rises.
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>>11414502
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>>11414507
But how do you know you're not the one in denial?
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>>11414507
Without her, there is no morning for me. No light
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Sexy yes, but i like it.
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>>11414507
I cast magic missile at it then
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>>11414516
I guess you're stuck in
Twilight
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>>11414515
Now the attacks. Anger is the second stage. To your question: I'm not the one claiming to be married to Twilight. Let alone claiming to be married to the real Twilight.
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>>11414403
Fight pony and send friendly message whether I win or lose
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>>11414519
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Would the real Twilight please stand up?
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>>11414534
You claim that our Twilights are fake, not the original ones. I ask proof of that.
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Can we stop with this Twilight bullshit?

We all know she's mine
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that's enough pony today
http://sadpanda.us/images/1672161-3LN0NZE.png
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>>11414548
sitting is better
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>>11414548
y'all act like you never seen a pony before
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>>11414559
I dont see why people are fighting over such a slut anyway.
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>>11414548
That's me
And I'm married to that Anon
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>>11414559
No, she's mine.
And I blame OP for this, he chose this topic.
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>>11414533
Maybe that wasn't be that bad after all, heh.
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>>11414562
That's a lot of apples.
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>>11414568
Which pony isn't a slut nowadays?
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>>11414533
Damn it anon, this is no time to be making jokes.
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I was married to Twilight Sparkle once and it was horrible.
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reu
reu
reu
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Does Twily do the cookin by the book?
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>you will never feel her touch
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>>11414592
Jalm Jalm Jalm
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>pony gives you an incredible blowjob that makes you double over and writhe in pleasure
>the catch is that every time you make a sound, even the smallest groan, she adds another 10 minutes of keeping you on edge
>you're only allowed to make noise when she lets you cum

http://i.imgur.com/rHk8NRC.gif
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>>11414569
you're just mad, i like fluttershy more anyway.
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>>11414592
>>11414599
ded ded ded
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>>11414600
This is a silly and stupid fetish.
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>>11414562
>enough pony

Impossible.
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>>11414600
>sibsy oc

SOILED IT
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>>11414595
>pokes with stick
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>>11414551
The real Twilight is an idealogical construct. She is not married. This can be determined easily by asking this question: Is she married in the show? The answer is no. As this real Twilight, the ideal Twilight, is not married, any other Twilight (such as the one you are married to) must, by logic, be an idealogical imitation of the real Twilight; in other words, a corruption of the perfect Twilight. Unless you are too far gone to accept that the Twilight in the show is the real Twilight, in which case I cannot help you. Nor can anyone, I suspect.
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>>11414615
it's time for bed
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>>11414616
If I knew how to use photoshop, I'd turn her into replacement pone
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>>11414593
She does everything by the book anon.
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>>11414595
>ponies act like they're totally innocent but really they know exactly how to make you squirm and enjoy tormenting you by grinding their plump asses into your cock, deliberately winking at you, and nuzzling their soft muzzles against your crotch
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>>11414614
you're stupid
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>>11414616
Sibsy is pretty cute and I'd gladly let her test her oral abilities on me
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If we'd go again
All the way from the start
I would try to change
The things that killed our love
Yes, I've hurt your pride, and I know
What you've been through
You should give me a chance
This can't be the end
I'M STILL LOVING YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>11414639
Best part of the day.
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Apples.
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>>11414668
I am completely indifferent.
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>>11414621
Question: How do you know that the show doesn't show us what happened in the past?
How do you know it's not the same thing like when we sees stars? If a star is 20 light years away we don't see the star as it is now but as it was 20 years ago.

How do you know that the show doesn't show us the past and right now the real Twilight isn't married to an anon?
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>>11414648
Your desperation and disgustingly low standards are showing. Holy shit. She looks like a washed up 45 year old woman who has had too much Jameson and five too many kids.
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>>11414659
>you should've seen the size of the tent he pitched when Rarity used her mouth to pull his pants down and fix the seams
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>>11414637
>Turkey
>Poland
>Portugal
>Bulgaria
>Albania
12/10
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>>11414688
but you've never touched a woman
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>>11414622
>>11414615
Fixed it for ya!
http://imgur.com/ovZHe37
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>>11414621
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>>11414690
Too be a workind stiff.

She knows how to work hard.....on
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>>11414710
I refuse that definition of a waifu.
Applying that definition to my waifu would no longer make her the character I love. It would be a cheap copy, a fake that just looks like her.
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This always confused and terrified me.
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>>11414740
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we batman's parents
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>>11414739
Oh okay. So sometimes when ponies walk around they scrape the paint off their feet. Twilight's just getting her purple paint painted back on.
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Do you have someone that loves you, MLPG?

What does it feel like?
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>>11414684
That's not how it works. In the same way that a tree falling with no one around it produces noise but not sound (as noise is simply the potentiality of sound and must be observed), when not being aired, shows and movies are in stasis. Their universe only exists as long as they are perceived by us. Nothing happens off-screen; everything we believe happens off-screen simply happens in the first moments on-screen of the episodes. Anon could only marry Twilight while a new episode is airing. Though, technically, each new episode brings about a new (separate) ideal Twilight.
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>>11414762
pony loves me
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>>11414762
Romantic love or friends/family type love?
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>>11414760
>you will never use a buffer on sunbuns
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>>11414739
the alien creature applying the brush is the worst thing about that cropped picture. it looks like some horrible monster
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>>11414773
Any
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>>11414762
A girl had a crush on me in 5th grade, I used to play with her brother and she was a cutie, I had better social skills with girls when I was 10 than I do now
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Is bitchfilly a cute pone?
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>>11414769
Who died and made you Mr My Definitions And Logic is The Only Correct Ones?

That's stupid. You have no proof of what you are saying. So bugger off.

I AM MARRIED TO THE REAL TWILIGHT
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>>11414735
That's all it is. Or all you'll ever have. You can put your waifu on a pedestal, but the closest you'll ever come to having her is a pale imitation. Even if you get the ideal form of your waifu, she will immediately become no longer the ideal form of your waifu, simply by virtue of having met you. Observation changes the result of an event. Active participation changes it vastly more.
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>>11414762
My parents do. But it feels bad, because I'm nothing but a dissapointment to them and they would be better without me.
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>>11414779
That moster loves you.
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Hats was fun guys

We should do it more often.
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>implying you're gonna boop me
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>>11414739
That thing is based on these toe separtor things you use when you apply nail polish.
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>>11414726
>This week I'm gonna bring him to the spa with Rarity, we let Aloe and Lotus in on the plan. They're gonna give him a massage and work their magic with those sultry voices and see if they can get him to cum in his pants, it's gonna be great!
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>>11414814
I already went to bed.
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>>11414795
Yes
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>>11414814
I should finally learn how to play and play with you.
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>>11414799
The same one who died and gave you the same title, it seems. All you have to say is "I AM MARRIED TO THE REAL TWILIGHT". I've given you reasons why you're not. You're avoiding the fact that your argument is neutered.
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>>11414823
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12 HOURS SINCE PREMIERE
WHERE IS THE FUCKING LEAK
WHAT TAKES THESE FAGGOTS SO LONG
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>>11414828
Have to mind the magic, it can get away from you.
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>>11414800
The ideal form of my waifu is the one I create in my mind, not the one in the show. The show Twilight is the base, on which I build my waifu.
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>>11414828
Why would pony be so cruel?
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>>11414855
It was a small event with tons of security. No leak.
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>>11414842
What arguments? You mean your own interpretation of things we've seen? They have no value. At all.

It's like saying God doesn't exist because Zeus exists.
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>>11414835
Here you go

http://www.youtube.com/user/EvilDaedalus

His videos are five years old so obviously things are a little bit different now, but these are still some of the best beginner videos out there
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I'm going to kill myself
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>>11414859
Equivocation of the world "ideal". Your ideal meaning the one you want. Not the ideal referring to Forms. The ideal Twilight is the one that came first, and the one that came first came from the show. I concede that you may indeed be married to your ideal Twilight, but you're not married to the real Twilight.
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>>11414868
Thank you!
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PONY HARDER, FAGLORD
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>>11414878
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
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>>11414892
That I can agree with.
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EG where?
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>>11414828
If they're gonna make a mess, they better clean up after themselves.
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>>11414908
The only problem is, the real Twilight is the one you should aspire to. Anything less is just, well, less.
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>>11414923
That is a no no.

bed time, and Flutter on.
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Daily reminder.
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>>11414940
You're so delusional it's cute
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>>11414940
Scootaloo is best filly.
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UNF
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The Last of Us > Equestria Girls
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>>11414954
what's going on with that bit of fur by her tail
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>>11414961
ANOTHER GREAT MOVIE ONLY ON PS3
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I love Twilight.
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>>11414961
what about The Last of Us Equetria Girls
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>>11414946
You're so cute it's delusional
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>>11414971
I love Twilight more.
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Equestria Girls torrent where?
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>>11414968
help i am drowning in 10/10 reviews

xboner pls
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>>11414929
No. Why should I? The one I created is the perfect one for me - she isn't 'less' in any way. In fact, she's even more - much more complex than a cartoon pony in this show can ever be.
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>>11414965
Skipsy trying to draw a dock.
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>>11414985
I don't own any consoles
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>>11414994
a... dock?
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Any good horseboners lately?
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>>11415000
like a dick but different
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>>11415000
The hairless base of a tail
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>>11415000
It's the base of the tale
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>>11414954
I don't like drumsticks on ponies.
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>>11415014
>ponies are made of dough
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>>11415014
>tale
tail
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>>11415000
The fleshy tail bit on which the hair grows.
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>>11415014
>>11415016
>ponies are made of stories
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>>11414995
Ah, so that's why you're attacking Sony.

You hate video games.
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>stayed up all night
>still no leak
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>>11415016
Also try holding your right hand the way its drawn.
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>>11415003
>>11415007
>>11415014
>>11415023

what a weird thing to want to include in a drawing
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>>11415033
Console peasant pls go
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>>11415039
why?

I think it's cute

It's like a little taint extension
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>>11415039
mlpg has a fetish for fleshy tail bits
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>>11415047
>taint
?
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>>11415034
It's going to get leaked and streamed here the minute you go to sleep.
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>>11415039
Some people like it.
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>Docks
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>>11415063
Docks?
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>>11415056
Braeburned as a taint fetish the more you know

It's the pillowy bit between the anus and balls.
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>>11415034
>stayed up all night
>didn't get lucky
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>>11415056
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1epQU2AvNQ
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Leak when
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http://i.imgur.com/qkwZIY8.jpg

SWEET JESUS
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>>11415079
>Daft punk
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>>11415089
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Plop
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>>11415089
I LIKE TWIRITY BUT THAT HORRIFIES ME
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>>11415089
>your milk is as sweet as you are
>lame pick up lines
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>>11415089
2HotDiggityDemon4me
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>>11415111
Why is this so adorable?
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>>11415111
*baa*
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>>11415111
QT3.14 gifs?
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>>11415147
It's weird how good this is considering everyone else in this fandom
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>>11415157
>German engineering
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>>11415122
Because pone is so tiny and happy
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>>11415147
2qt3.14me
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>>11415190
Why is pone so cute?
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>>11415222
It's their freakishly large eyes.
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Cute ponies?!
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>>11415224
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>>11415227
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Purplest pone
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>>11415222
For females, the most attractive/preferred face is symmetrical, with large eyes, high forehead, a small mouth and nose
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>>11415237
I love purplest pone
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>>11415233
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>>11415227
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>>11415089

Pony boobies shouldn't be like this.

They should be small and petite and cute.
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>>11415250
Purplest pone is now a cat

What do?
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>>11415260
What a punk
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>>11415262
Can she still talk?
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>>11415271
Yes, and her voice is the same.
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So I just woke up

Did EG leak yet or something?
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No-one actually loves you, Anon
They were just being nice
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>>11415262
Give her the pomme
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>>11415292
Old news, anon.
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>>11415292
>tfw my brother has called me an asshole
>tfw my father calls me a cunt
>tfw my mother just tells me she doesn't like me
>tfw no friends
>tfw you realize you're a terrible, unlikeable person
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>>11415331
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>>11415342
You can't be that bad if you like ponies
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>>11415342

You have us anon.
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>>11415342
Go on a self-improvement quest
Do it for your waifu.
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>>11415351
I presume he likes Rarity

So yes, yes he can.
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>>11415366
You're a faggot
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>>11415342
Play hats with us
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I bet things would be a lot better around here if Nightmare Moon had won.
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>>11415382
However did you guess?
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>>11415384
I want to play hats with MULPUG but where i live the internet is behind some sort of DMZ crap so online games is a no go.
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>>11415400
>Dash can fit her whole hoof into her mouth
u-unf
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>>11412877
>>11413039
>>11413081
>>11412972
What is that thing under their vags? They look like balls.
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>>11415414
Devil May Zulu?
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>>11415429
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DMZ_%28computing%29
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>>11415362
>Lost 20kg
>No-one cared or even noticed
Don't see the point, probably going to die soon

>>11415384
I do
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>>11415426
They appear to be swollen marelips.
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>>11415426
Dildo
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I love Twilight.
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>>11415446
Ah, that makes sense

Well...in context at least.
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>>11415502
#teamedward
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ded
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I have way too many pony image that I never going to use

I don't know why I keep saving them
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They took them. They took them and run. All the ponies. None left. All alone here. No more ponies ever.
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this is the end
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>>11415551
my only friend, the end
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>tfw no /ss/

Which one of the main 6 would be more into little colts?
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>>11415543
You just like cute ponies.
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HEY AAAAAANON
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>>11415543
I save tons of images despite barely posting. Hell, even if I post something once in a while, it is without an image most of the time.
Feels pointless.
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IT'S BEEN OVER NINE MONTH

WHERE IS THE FUCKING LEAK
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>>11415568
fucking pinkie pie is at it again
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>>11415568
HEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHNUUHN!
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>>11415543
>tfw I just realized the only pony images I've saved in last half of a year are porn
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>>11415568
Shut up, faggot.
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>>11415543

Because one day, the fate of the world may rest on a giant collection of pony images
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Would you trust your filly with Rainbow Dash?
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>>11415568
Yes
What is it Pinkie
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What am I going to do with my pony folder when all of this ends?
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>>11415543
My pony folder is now like 80 GB in size, obviously I don't even look at most of the stuff there, but I'm never going to delete it. I'm gonna keep downloading more and more.
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>>11415618
Watch it in twenty years and cry
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>>11415543
>>11415575
Maybe because they're nice pictures that you enjoy looking at whenever you do have cause to open your image folder?
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>>11415609
i would have faith in her ability to molest her
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>>11415618
Sacrifice it to the dark gods by burning your hard drive.
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>>11415609
No. She would have sex with it.
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>>11415625
But I don't. I cringe every time I see that collection and they make opening that certain folder incredibly lengthy.
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>>11415609

So what happens when Diamond Dogs hear about an isolated kingdom of ponies made of GEMS
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>>11415609
Yes
I'd trust every one of the 6main with my children
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Ulp...ulp...ulp...
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>>11415605
would you consider uploading your background pony folder
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>>11415648
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>>11415640
They are crystal, not gems.
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>>11415650

I would have to organize it first

I do not look forward to that
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>>11415625
Yeah, I guess that's right.
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>>11415564
Rarity
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>>11415674
why is ponk horse vacuuming in the desert during a sandstorm?

she has her work cut out for her.
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>>11415662

Well considering the few crystal ponies we know the names of are named after gems that match their coat or mane colors, ( Like Emerald Ray) I do not think the diamond dogs would make the distinction

If it looks like a gem, sparkles like a gem and is named like a gem...
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>>11415564
Rarity or Fluttershy

Rarity because she's a bored cougar and Fluttershy because she's scared of real men
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>>11415692
>going for ponies that are under Celestia's rule
Yeah...
Not going to happen. The thing that controls the sun and has a huge army will probably rape them
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>>11415708

But they already did just that, it was the whole point of A Dog and Pony show. If spike hadn't been ignored no one would ever have known what happened to Rarity

Besides, Cadance rules the Crystal Ponies, not Celestia
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>>11415718
>Cadence
>not under Celestia's rule
Nigga Celestia rules all the ponies. She says something they do. If they don't enjoy having no sun

2 For them Rarity was a random pony from a small village. The Crystal empire is a small town. A few ponies going missing would be instantly discovered.
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>>11415671
Share it unorganized
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And buried.
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>>11415732

But shes not. She is the Crystal princess, the only one able to control the Crystal heart and through it the Crystal ponies and their Empire. We are told this specifically. Celestia even states she has no idea how it works when talking to Twilight at the beginning of the Episode. The Crystal ponies answer to whoever has control of the heart, not Celestia.
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Draw Requests?
Happy Father's Day!
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>>11415771
Rarity and Twilight booping each other
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If it's wrong to be in love with pony, then why does it feel so right?
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>>11415771
Sweetie Belle giving her dad a present she made by herself
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>>11415771
Twilestia please
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>>11415771
Panka hugging his dad.
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\we leak yet?
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>>11415789
>his
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>>11415781
Who says it's wrong?
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>>11415799
The Man
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>>11415793
old horse

3rd post
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>>11415781
Because your conscience is already corrupted.

Stop guiding yourself with "feel" and start with your thinking.
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>>11415793


How did MLPG take the movie?

Any mass suicides?
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>>11415765
And Cadence answer to Celestia. And no there is no reason for the Crystal ponies not to answer to Celestia and Luna. Also Shining Armor was the Capitan of the Royal Guard. He'd also do whatever Celestia and Luna would say.

Also seeing how they almost freed the Crystal Ponies a 1000 years ago yeah they'd probably do Celestia's bidding.

Celestia has complete control over the Crystal ponies since she has complete control over Cadence and Shining Armor.
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>you will never teach pony how to swim
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>>11415815
It's too late for me Anon. Pony has already taken over my heart.
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>>11415815
My thinking says that loving pony is a good thing
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>>11415835
Then stop asking us questions you don't want to hear answers for.
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So, when Friendship is Magic first started getting popular, we on /co/ decided to call ourselves, the adult fans, "bronies" (as in, bros who like ponies).

Now that Equestrian Girls is the big thing, and I assume we will all be converting over to the Equestrian Girl fandom, do we call ourselves...

What? Broquestrian Girls?
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>>11415842
Cumfaggots.
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>>11415822

The Crystal empire is its own entity with its own rulers, culture, flag and now guards. It answers to its own ruler alone. That ruler happens to be very close to Celestia. That does not make the Crystal Empire a vassal state. It means it has close ties to Equestria.

If it worked like you propose every nation in Europe would be consolidated into a single geopolitical mass right now, with as much royal intermarriage and military intervention as has happened throughout its history.
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>>11415828
>watching let's play
>not playing it
pleb
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>>11415842
"We" on /co/
Because I was there
with them
in that time
I was important in this fandom please gib attention
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>>11415848
Cadence was all her life under Celestia's rule. Just because she's the boss of the Crystal empire, which again is just a small city, doesn't mean it's an independent state that doesn't have to answer to Celestia.
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>>11415848
I could still see the Crystal empire working as basically belonging to Equestria, with Cadance being a kind of viceroy, her title being "Crystal Princess".
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>>11415848
Cadence is the mayor while Celestia's the president
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>>11415842
>Now that Equestrian Girls is the big thing
lol
>I assume we will all be converting over to the Equestrian Girl fandom
lel
>do we call ourselves
lyl
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galaxy full of cum with bananas and video games in id
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>>11415866

Any princess in real life was under the rule of her native monarch before being married off, whats your point? The nation to which she was married did not suddenly become the property of her birth country, quite the opposite.

Cadance was under Celestias rule because she lived in Equestria and there was no Crystal empire to rule at the time
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fuck you here's lyra
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>>11415892
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>>11415888
But Cadence was effectively sent by Celestia to protect the city, she did not marry any local prince.
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So why is Cadence the princess of the Crystal Empire? I don't think this was explained.
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>>11415888
>princess in real life
Who said anything about real life? Nothing in the show regarding that works like in real life.

Also why suddenly wouldn't Cadence be under Celestia's rule anymore since Celestia is the one that sent her there to protect the city. She could jsut order Cadence to leave and bam the Empire doesn't have a leader anymore.
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>>11415908
because Celestia wanted them annexed
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>>11415860
Weird.

Why do you think I didn't just finish it 2 hours ago?
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>>11415896
That is cute. Is she doing a backflip?
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>>11415905

She didn't need to, as was explained by in the episode itself, she was (somehow, magically) the crystal princess by birth, had the cutie mark to prove it, and took control of the Crystal Heart instinctively, which proved her right to rule as far as the Crystal Ponies were concerned.

It was contrived as hell but thats what we got
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>>11415908
Because Hasbro needed to sell sparlky toys
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>>11415920
This is why I hate 'adventure" episodes. The canon around them is always so fucking retarded.
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>>11415920
And that doesn't mean that it's an independent state separate from Equestria.
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daily dose


www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
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>>11415920
>crystal princess by birth
Wasn't she just a regular pony that got alicorne'd according to the book. It's a bit of a stretch to think that she might have some ancient royal lineage, although someone like Jesus comes to mind.

In any case, that does not necessarily mean Crystal Empire is an independent state.
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>>11415944
I liked Return of Harmony
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>>11415958
Yes she was a pegasus that Celestia made an alicorn.
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>>11415919
it's dying anon
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so, do we actually have a rip of the movie yet for us non-american fags or are we just goign to have to wing it
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>>11415960
Well yeah that one was fine.
That one also wasn't trying to shove merch down everyone's throat, nor did it have some faggy new location that makes no sense, nor did it drop "p.s. twily has a brother lol" and "p.s. luna and celestia aren't the only alicorns lol" on everyone.
Less is more.
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>>11415982
No we do not.
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>>11415994
oh well. I suppose we'll just have to wait and see.
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>>11415951

It is called an empire, its ruler is co-ranked with Celestia, it has its own flag and guards. Everything about it presents itself as an independent, sovereign state.

Techncially, the assertion that it *isn't* is what should be proven here, and there is nothing in the show that does that. All we have right now is battle of headcanons because the show itself no longer cares to create a solid setting

I am sure we will get another princess come time for the next major playset

>>11415964

I heard about that book but isn't it kind of non canon? Isn't that the one that also had gilda and stuff in it?
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>>11415974
She's just Australian, she'll be fine.
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Season 5 when?
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>>11416010
After you commit suicide
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>>11416010
Never.
Season 5 is the final season.
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>>11416014

it wasn't always that way anon
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>>11416026
no
it wasn't
but then you came along
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>>11416001
>it's called an empire
Doesn't mean nothing
> its ruler is co-ranked with Celestia
No they just have the same title which again means nothing since she is under Celestia's rule
> it has its own flag and guards.
My city has it's own flag and police. Again means nothing. Hell in the Equestria Girls trailer they are using Celestia's banner.

Also the book, or at least Cadence's backstory is considered canon.
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>>11416001
Perhaps Celestia is a kind of Napolean-esque figure. She does not rule the Empire per se, but just sends those who are loyal to her to rule on her behalf. Celestia seems to do an awful lot of meddling.
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>>11416014
Not anymore
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>>11416037
>Doesn't mean nothing

Actually, it does - because Hasbro is using the "Queens are Evil, Princess are good" disney cliche, that means that "Kingdoms are good, Empires are Evil" is in effect
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I JUST WOKE UP.
SO DID YOU ALL SEE IT?!
IS THERE A STREAM, A LEAK, ANYTHING?!
PLEASE TELL ME I DIDN'T MISS IT.
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>>11416048
So how is the Cristal Empire evil?
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>>11416051
Because Sombra was the King.
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>>11416050
You missed nothing, we're still waiting for a leak
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>>11416055
But it's still an empire now.
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Why is Cadencess a princess and not an empress or duchess?
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>>11416051

Because it was ruled by pony darth vader?

And before him, a Crystal Queen, and as we are told, all Queens are evil?
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>>11416061
Sombra might have been an usurper, not the rightful ruler
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>>11416061
Which means it's secretly Evil. Obviously, It'll be truely evil when Cadance goes through a Nightmare Moon moment of her own.
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>>11416068
because EVERYONE GETS TO BE A PRINCESS except the mayor
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>>11416069
>Crystal Queen
>The one who created the Crystal heart and started the Crystal Fair
>Evil
You are an idiot.
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>>11416069
>Because it was ruled by pony darth vader?
At least Darth Vader had a personality.
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>>11416086
Suprise: the crystal heart pratically dictates your emotions into a magic aura

for entirly vanity related reasons
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>>11416074
>In season 7, Ponyville declares independence after a tea-party gone wrong and the Mayor is made a princess
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>>11416059
Oh, that's a good thing. For a second thanks to these posts I thought everyone saw it.
>>11413359
>>11413415
>>11413445
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>>11416086

>I cannot sarcasm on the internet

Sorry anon I did not know you took pony darth vader so seriously
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>>11416096
But they say that she made the fair to make the ponies happy so they can power up the heart and protect the city
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>>11416102
There was discussion based on the reports from people who had seen in theatres. No online version yet.
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>>11416125
dude
just
it's a merch-pushing episode, just try not to think about it
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>>11416136
The entire show is that
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>>11416136
Every episode is a merch-pushing episode.
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>>11416140
>>11416146
>brony-shiteating-meghan-worshippers
lol
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>>11416014
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>>11416146

You are correct

However for most of the show it was far more subtle, and was often reversed- hasbro started pushing toys of characters that got big on the show, rather than the other way around

From the moment cadance appeared, things shifted hard in the other direction. The show bent over backwards to insert things to sell, rather than seizing on good stuff that came out of the shows naturally
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>>11416153
rotfl
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>>11416153
>denying the truth
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Morning, /co/.

Did we get our leak overnight?
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>>11416153
>>11416162
>still thinking it's all Meghan's fault

i've never understood this

Faust wasn't the only one who left, Renzetti did too and so did a few others
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>>11416201
Well I see one in another thread but I'm waiting for a higher quality so we can watch it.. TOGETHER
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>>11416206
We know that it was Renzetti/Faust combo, stop being so naive.
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>>11416201
No, apparently all theater showings yesterday were too heavily guarded for anyone to get a leak
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>Faust was faultless and all her ideas were good

Yeah, because the first two episodes were so fucking amazing, right?

Go back and rewatch them without the nostalgia goggles on
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>>11416251
I do so every day. They're still godlike.
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>>11416179
I disagree. Hasbro just tells them put this toy in the show.
It's up to the writers to see how they do it. It's up to them if it's good or bad. Hasbro didn't come in and said yes make an episode where Cadence rules the Crystal Empire, a city that vanished 1000 years ago because the evil king that enslaved it cursed it after being defeated by Celestia and Luna.

They just told them make some transparent ponies. It's the writer's job to make it good.
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>>11416256
>Faustdrones
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>>11416251
I liked them the first time, that was before I gave a shit about the show
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>>11416251

Many posters here watch the pilots fairly often anon

They are still very good

I miss snarky antisocial Twilight
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>>11416251
But I thought it was good, it promised me a world with lots of world building, adventure and happiness.
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