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Old thread: >>11378002

Topic: Let's discuss things that are soft, quiet, and pony.
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Pony is
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>>11381475
Sounds like Fluttershy.
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Give me your best insults, MLPG
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NOM
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>>11381531
Fgt
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If that estim guy is still here, is there a way you can buy the $20 estim box rather than make it yourself?
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HEY GUYS EQUESTRIA GILRS IN 24 HOURS ALMOST
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>>11381475
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So anything interesting?
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>>11381545
go fuck your traps
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>>11381543
>>11381545
stay classy MLPG
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>>11381545
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>>11381531
meeee willy
Meeee willy... Trombone
This ... is a story
Story about you
Story about fag
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>>11381545
But there are no midnight showings.
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>>11381543
in before everyone gets their dicks burned off
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Why do people think the moon is made of cheese? Maaan, what kind of cheese is gray? BAD cheese.
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>>11381534
>Dash giving one of the guards a mindblowing slow blowjob while looking up at him with hungry eyes, trying as hard as she can to get him to groan and grunt
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Will ponies be friends forever?
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i live near one of the theaters playing EQG. i will park outside and get pictures of bronies.
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>>11381558
>tfw Willie and Bil are ded
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I got your pony waifu pregnant
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I did a pony I think
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>>11381551
wat
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>>11381483
you saw that on mental floss today too huh?

i already heard of it, since it very common during the hypnagogic period

>>11381505
Well, you all have weakened my resolve. AOTS was really good, so I tried Nijicho or whatever that dailydose, meem you all have here. Just one animufag probably forcing it. but regardless i finally tried it. and the first couple were cute enough, not to raise my blood pressure when i see those shovel faces. And as result I finally watched Little Witch Academia today. Which was really cute. Even made an account on Pivix because of it.
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>>11381582
I can't wait to hear if there are any stories of bronies getting in trouble from filming or taking pictures
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>>11381588
but they aren't
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>>11381531

Welcome back to /mlp/
traitor
Pic related
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>>11381545
20 and 40 hours actually

It premieres at the Los Anageles Film Festival at 4 PM
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>>11381531
you're a faget.
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>>11381575
One like this?

http://www.pornsocket.com/videos/viewvideo/641/animal/mare-blowjob.html
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>>11381543
Not that I know of, sorry. I know you can buy "muscle massagers" on amazon for "personal health" or a tens unit on amazon, but those are fairly unimpressive and you can't use your own audio files for them
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>>11381591
i like it, the eyes sell it. the forelimbs look short, but that could just be the perspective.
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>>11381606
60 hours?!
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>>11381606
Fuck I meant 20 hours and 40 minutes
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>>11381604
They were for a little bit
Also if you beef the ending like a dummy
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This one is soft but quite loud.
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>>11381580
they will slowly drift apart as they start to get married and have foals

>i just made myself sad
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>>11381580
Yes. Ponies will always be friends forever
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>>11381531
You are my best friend!
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>>11381601
i am pretty sure most people dont care
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>>11381633
Well, they'll still have to stay in contact since they're all princesses.
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Why aren't you watching Adventure Time, ATG?
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>>11381637
Best friends forever?
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>>11381615
Oh I guess you can check out
http://www.happystim-usa.com/catalog/c12_p1.html

But like I said, a lot of those units don't support custom audio files
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>>11381630
sweetie is a good pony
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>>11381628
oh yeah good point

thank hoborg
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>>11381649
Because it's such a boring cartoon with no emotion whatsoever.
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>>11381606
>actual film festival
>pony movie

what has this world come to
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>>11381591
Front limbs too short
Pinkie has fluttershy's eyes
Streak through pinkie's hair should be that bold

Only complaints i have, better than i'd do.
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>>11381545
can we go one thread without mentioning EQG
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Whats the best way to keep yourself from masturbating?
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>>11381676
>hair should be
shouldn't be**
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Does anyone have that comic the piss made about scruffy deleting the generals?
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>>11381682
remove genitals
remove limbs
remove pleasure center from brain
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>>11381678
it's the only thing that's happening right now, anon.
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>>11381682
You don't think about it. Simple as that.
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>>11381615
Damn, guess I'm gonna have to build my own. I'm really curious about estim now, I watched some hands free orgasm videos and I've never seen anybody spurt like that, like a fucking volcano. That must feel so good.
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I actually had some time to work on horses today. I'll probably end up blending the colors later, but I think this looks pretty cool, so I'm going to share it.
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Yes. The best of best friends forever
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Capper

How does it feel that your hard work gets whored out to these profiteering shit websites? At least there's no shitty watermark on this one.
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>>11381682
Every time you feel like masturbating, just go down into your rape dungeon and rape one of your prisoners.
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>>11381678
Right, because the masturbation discussion is SO pony related
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>>11381682
draw porn
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>>11381707
l-lewd
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>>11381682
why would you want to

masturbation is healthy and natural

i don't know why so many people feel guilty about it
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>>11381723
I remember when masturbation wasn't pony related...
I miss 2010`
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>>11381750
I miss 2009
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>>11381723
it's the one hobby we all have in common, a craft that we're all trying to perfect
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>>11381749
I do it 4 times a day.
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I like sweetie bot. Her primary function is failure. What would the cutie mark for that be?
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>>11381682
Start a stash folder
Any time you have the urge to fap to a picture of a video, save it or the link to it and put it in your stash
Then when you finally crack you can go back to all the stuff that got you going
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>>11381747
2monsterhigh4me
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>>11381706
Do you still need the guide? Also, don't be down if you don't cum from the first time. You need to have a certain mindset during the session.
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>>11381744
~
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>>11381759

EFG
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>>11381761
>picture of a
or a
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>>11381755
maybe have one or two big cums a day instead of four small ones?
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>>11381755
than you're 4 times healthier
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>>11381759
XBone
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>>11381682
Just do it less. Try once or twice a week, but go really slowly and sensually. try to tease yourself as long as possible, the orgasm will be worth it
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>>11381707
Shhiiiit goattrain this is really nice

Also we're playing TF2
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>>11381754
i'm trying to perfect suicide.

i've got the method, i just need to get some logistical issues sorted out
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>>11381606
>72 minutes of those things
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>>11381682
by masturbating
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>>11381781
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>>11381791
That explains the ded. Oh well!

I'm about to go to the movies, otherwise I'd hat.
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>>11381764
No, I've got it saved. Any audio files you'd recommend for a beginner? What about electrodes? Also, tri-phase means that there's 3 different connections, like one under the head, one at the base, and one on the balls, right?
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>>11381707
YOU ACTUALLY WERE PRODUCTIVE
GOOD WORK GOAT

Goddam goat what would I do to that Rarity. Goddamn why did you have to draw something like that
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>>11381807
oh shit that's right

Mitt Romney tried to kill Arthur!
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>>11381660
She's evil.
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>>11381707
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>>11381815
http://kyrospawn.deviantart.com/art/MLP-FIM-Soundboard-V8-4-244757196
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>>11381820
I apologize. It'll never happen again.
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>mlpg meetup
>everyone is standing around awkwardly, fidgeting and shifting their weight from side to side
>somebody mentions masturbation
>everyone lights up and gets excited, exchanging techniques and tips

it's an ice breaker for all of us
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>>11381846
Id bring my collection of rubber vaginas.
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fuck the police comin straight from the underground
young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown
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>>11381842
WAIT WHAT NO
THERE NEEDS TO BE DRAWINGS LOF RARITY LIKE THAT IN MORE DRESSES, LIKE THE ONE FROM THE COVER OF HER MICRO AND SO ON
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>>11381846
We should make Braeburned our host
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>>11381846
>5 minutes later everyone's completely naked and jerking eachother off
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>>11381846

I'd bring photos of vintage jizz towels
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>>11381846
>>11381866
http://mlpg.co/unf/res/325.html
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>>11381764
Also, have you ever tried estim while high? I'm reading smartstim and people rave about it.
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>>11381862
Just don't leave your drink unattended with him around
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>>11381892
I'd leave my drink unattended around him.
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>>11381860
shining a light in my face and for what?
maybe it's because I kick so much butt, I kick ass
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UUUUUUNNNNNNNNFFFFFF
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>>11381846
>hanging out trying to focus on my drink and my phone
>conversation shifts to masturbation
>attempt to escape and evade detection
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>>11381899
And wake up with no kidneys?
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>>11381815
Don't really have an recommended audio file. Try them all. Triphase is when there's three connections. You have a stereo set up like this
+ - Left
+ - Right

You connect left - and right - to a common trode, like an prostate anal plug and the left + and right + to the other parts where you want to be stimultated, like the head and the balls
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>>11381861
you've brought this on yourself
goodbye forever
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>>11381862
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>>11381862
>everyone praises him as The Bringer of Dicks
>turns out he's far less than everyone expected
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>>11381846
>someone says "X is best pony"
>Everyone starts fighting out of fucking nowhere
>MLPG appears in the headlines of the newspapers: "GAYS STARTED AN INTENSE ORGY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET"
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>>11381901
um...no... ...
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>>11381892
>"hm...my scotch seems a lot thicker than it was a moment ago"
>braeburned came in it.
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>>11381939
GULP
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>>11381846
>>11381862
>>11381918
But I just want to go to draw and chill with people.
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>>11381948
Well too bad.
That's what would actually happen anyway.
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>>11381900
cause I'm the type of nigga that's built to last, if you fuck wit me, I put my foot in your ass
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>>11381910
What have I done. Oh god what have I done. I can't lose him. I can't live if you die. My husbando is already ded. Please giant don't do this to me. Don't leave me alone. I'm sorry I think you have horrible opinions. Okay no I'm not but I kinda respect your right to have opinions.
DON'T LEAVE ME NIGGA PLEASE
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>>11381947
>>11381939

When did mlpg turn into a gay /b/read circle jerk?
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>>11381707
putting paladin's value stuff to work eh?
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>>11381962
Since always
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>>11381910
fine go, its not like i save and use your stuff b-baka
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Reminder that Celestiaquest resumes in 14 hours and 20 minutes.
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>>11381939
I've already thrown up once today, and would rather not do so again.
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>>11381962
There's only a few fags but they're an obnoxious vocal minority. Trap loving homos are the worst, though.
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>>11381962
February 2012
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>>11381956

That's some Crazytown level rhyming, bro
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bonbon

You know what it is~
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>>11381846
>>11381862
>countless people are fagging it up all over Braeburned
>there's a small group off to the side around one table
>GG and LK running a Call of Cthulhu tabletop campaign
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So, Brae is around?

Hows that cum animation cumming?
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Would you pay hundreds of dollar to awkwardly hug one of the CMC VAs?
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>never smoked pot
>people keep saying how good edging stoned is

What does it feel like? I have friends that smoke it but I never wanted to try it until recently.
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http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/
hey guys
this is still happening
I strongly encourage any one how want to learn art to join
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Friday night hats.
68.232.162.224:27015
Pass: bonbon

Its totally not a complete sausage fest tonight.
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>>11381882
when was this site created?
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>>11381885
I haven't, but I should one day. Though doing it with a blindfold on and having someone control your computer remotely is a hell of a thing
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>>11381987
crazytown
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHaOul8gVVc
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>>11381860
My name is Malcom X, and I came to have sex
so hit me on my cell with a nasty text
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>>11382014
more then two year ago
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>Love is in the air as Katie Cook and Andy Price reveal the secret history of Shining Armor and Princess Cadence’s love! Before they were royalty, they were two teenagers who had no idea how to talk to each other! Find out how the romance started right here!
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>>11382012
>>11381996
that map change double bump
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>>11381996
>>11382012
>posting it twice
You guys really are desperate aren't you?
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>>11382021
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>>11382018
I heard about that, there's some program where you can have someone stim you over the internet, right? Stoned orgasms are fucking great, I can't imagine how intense an estim one would be.
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>>11381719
I guess I'm more surprised than anything.
I mean I'm aware that many of the episode screencaps get passed around between websites and it always gives me a chuckle when I see one that we made show up elsewhere, but that's to be expected.
I just didnt expect that board caps would have any value or interest to people who dont browse the site or are affected by them explicitly.
how much of this do you think ends up on Reddit by people in search of points or karma or whatever they call it?
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>>11382005
it varies
it makes me feel sleepy and it just amplifies my senses
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>>11382038
You should come play with us Shiny.
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>>11382047
crazytown was ghetto
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>>11382014
Uhh, Within days of /mlp/ being created. Someone bought the domain while we where still on /co/ just in case.
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>>11382007
>You need to have a Skype account
This is some bullshit.

And how would you know if someone is from MLPG or not? Most of the people here are anons.
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>>11382048
Technically you could just use teamviewer. We should probably talk about this somewhere else
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>>11382044
Just report it as spam.

Or post it over MLPChan
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Anyone got a good site for resizing gif's?

I need this under 30kb
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>>11382021
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irn9FYJP2fY

I love NWA
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>All of Rift is now Free to Play
>wow killer
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>>11382012
ill be back in later maybe
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>>11382071
photoshop.com
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>>11382051
i would if i could, but, my computer is dicks
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>>11382056
You show your Official MLPG Insignia of course. You do have one right?
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>>11382004
No because I am not a pedophile. Even if I was, I have negative money.
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>>11382079
Ahh okay. I'll try to be less annoying. Enjoy your icecream.
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>>11382056
you don't need to have a skype, you just need a way to talk to your partner
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>>11382071
I'll give it a shot.
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>>11382071

For what? A Twitter avatar?
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>>11382071
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>>11382110
I love you
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>>11382071
is that for a avatar for steam or are you making a custom gif spray?
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>>11382110
>just tried to post my version
>duplicate file detected
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Damn those toys are ugly
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>>11382128
You can't be serious.
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>>11382131
e-eyebrows...
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>>11382122
I love you too~

>>11382128
Did you reduce the colors to 32 as well?
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>>11382128
it was you from the very near future
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So how long until there's a torrent for Equestria Girls?
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>>11382088
Just get a job.
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>>11382131

>hasbro.txt
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>>11382005
There's two different varieties of weed, indica and sativa. Indica is more fuzzy and sedating, sativa is really clear and energizing. But most strains are hybrids anyways, unless you live in a medical state or grew it yourself, you really don't know what strain you're smoking. Indicas are better for jerking off because they give you a really nice body high, I remember one of my first times it felt like waves of pleasure going through my body and sensations of touch were amplified. I decided to masturbate and I could feel the orgasm coming, getting stronger and stronger, and it got so intense that I moaned out loud and I just exploded. It was like one of those first few dry orgasms where it made your whole body shake.
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>>11382154
the camrip should be made tomorrow
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>>11382131
i still think twilights neck is missing
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>>11382148
Yes
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>>11382004

No, but in 5 years I would pay hundreds of dollar to fucking plow Michelle Creber
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have a Blueblood. I'd try a Renne if it wasn't so goddamn late already.
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>>11382131
Why would you steal Twilight's neck, anon?
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>>11381682
get off of the internet
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*Squelch*
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>>11382155
U mean a blowjob? Cause I blow my job and it wasn't pretty. It was white.
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>>11382190
splorge
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>>11382172
>only 1920x1080
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>>11382183
Wait on the thumbnail it didn't had that text.

Spike stop tricking me.
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>>11382172

Ah, I was going to try reducing the frames manually by deleting the extras and adjusting the delay for each one to account for them, but it would have taken too long.
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>>11382176
that wouldn't even buy a voice mail message
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>>11382190
*fetish*
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How many times will pone ask pone's self "why?"
How many times will pone cry?
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>>11382172
Why do you have an episode, that's survived two crashes, open in photoshop?
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ONLY 2 MORE DAYS

http://mlpeg.co
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PICTURE RELATED, IT'S PINKEST PONY
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I only use my other 2 for gaming
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>>11382181
Thanks kevin! I actually laughed a little
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>>11382183
But she has a neck
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>>11381682
legit, eat a can of double noodle soup once every 36 hours
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Right'o taking a request, still working on the cheesecake pony looking into pencil techniques for textures like whip-cream. I'll be doing it while watching lord of the rings return of the king extended edition, so I won't be back for a while.
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>>11382224
Oh... okay...
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>>11382237
Rarity riding a flying Twilycorn
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>>11382110
>>11382128
>gimp crashed as I was trying to do the same thing
GG no re.
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>>11382209
Because gif making
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>>11382224
Nigga u blind
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no she dont
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>>11382176
She will not be cute then.
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>>11382131
>this is the reason EG was made
I hope you're happy Hasbro
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>>11382244
What a ugly not pink pony
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>>11382172
>>11382254
Jailbait pls
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>tfw you realize that there are only a few ponies with eyebrows.
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>>11382221
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>>11382190
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>>11382224
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>>11382224

Colorblindness is a terrible thing.
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FAMILIAR FACES THAT I'VE NEVER SEEN
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>>11382280
I am in fact not Jailbait.
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>>11382224
>filename
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Damn just rewatched S2.


This shit is great
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>>11382275
I'll take them all, to go.

including the bald one
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>>11382278
Both look better than AJ
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>>11382244
>>11382287
>>11382295
why are you all posting blue pony

anonymous asked for pink
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>>11382280
I can confirm for fact that JB is indeed ded
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Every time I see a straight pony pic I can't help to imagine being the mare, just getting railed by some strong stallion.

How do I fix this?
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>>11382281
>dat tongue
>dem eyes
>dat everything

unf
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>>11382190
>>11382286
Red Ribbon eating Jell-O while motioning suggestively with her eyes?
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>>11382315
that comb is horrifying
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>>11382297
Haha, that coffee holder is adorable and functional

I love it
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>>11382315
>a comb made to look like fluttershy

NOPE.
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>>11382320
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>>11382315
>that hat
What the fuck is this shit?
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Who here is going to take their laptop to the theater and livestram Equestrian Girls for us?
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>>11382297
I can't tell if they're just waking up or they're just old
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>>11382327
Hold left on the C-Stick and press Z, R, L, R, A, B in that order. You'll get a de-gay conformation message if you did it right.
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>>11382349
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>>11381475
>soft
>quiet
>pony
Soooo no loud ponies? Aww...
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>>11382224
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>>11382363
Just waking up. Coffee and muffin = breakfast.
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>>11382363
why can't the y be both
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Which pony enjoys straight sex the ost?
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>>11382327
Fixing it would imply that's a problem.
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>>11382049
I just hate the fact that these websites have drones that go out for them and get everyone elses content and posts it on their site.
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>>11382359
YOU WANTED AN AJ TOY WITH A HAT
NOW TAKE IT
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If Michael Jackson was alive would he be a brony?
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>>11382349
>>11382366
>tfw mlpg will never becoke /ck/
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what was the best fap you ever had to pony

Mine was a picture of Vinyl sucking cock
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>>11382376
Wanting to be a mare to the point where you have dreams about it isn't a problem?
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>>11382297
I'm not the only one who finds ponies doing everyday normal things like buying groceries or working abnormally cute right?
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>>11382375
These pones.
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>>11382393
>tfw waking up in the morning and pretending to be fucked in doggy position by a stallion as you play with your morning boner
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>>11382391
Either that one Tentacle Dash pic or that one pic of DT being fucked by a human while Silver Spoon is laying next to her, dazed and cum dripping from her vag.
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>>11382406
No, you're not. There's 7 billion people on this planet. You're never the only one.
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>>11382383
This is the third AJ toy with a hat and it's still the wrong hat
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>>11382441
BULL FUCKING SHIT

I AM THE ONLY PERSON BORN TO MY PARENTS THAT'S ME YOU MOTHERFUCKING SHITMUNCHER
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>>11382391
I had a wet dream about getting a rimjob and blowjob from Berry Punch. It was semi-lucid, I could control the dream a little. It was super vivid and I could feel what was happening in the dream. I was about to cum and she switched to deepthroating me and I came down her throat, then I woke up with a mess in my pants.
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>>11382391
"Fuck her again, she makes funny noises!"
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>>11382441
I never got why people get mad at others for using the "Am I the only one" phrase
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>>11382459
>fapping to a Kloudmutt drawing
Anon really?
Really?
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>>11382459
>fifteen times
>>
>all the good posters left to play tf2
>all the sex/fetish posters are left
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>>11382456
>not knowing about the aborted fetus the dog almost dug up.

i have something to tell you Cletus
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>>11382463
Because it's an irritating passive-aggressive leading question.
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>>11382463
Because it's so hilariously stupid. You would get your point across in a much less moronic manner by asking 'am I the only one HERE', or 'does anybody else here'.
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sometimes you are the only one
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>>11382473
Not even a horse can have that much stamina and cum
>>
what
have
I
DONE
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CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
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>>11382498
Nothing productive all day
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>>11382486
The "here" is implied though.
Are you literally autistic?
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>>11382498
how could I

be so blind
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>>11382510
Not him but I am.

What the fuck you have against autism?
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>>11382495
This isn't a horse, it's a magical pony.

Magical ponies have no limit on how many times they can cum, and every spurt is as strong as the first.
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>>11382525
>this is how Applejack's father died
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>>11382472
>tfw you used to fap to his stuff all the time
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>>11382495
Well he is a Wonderbolt I'm sure he's bursting with stamina among other things.
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>>11382463
Mostly because people use it when describing very common, agreeable notions. Kind of like those kids on youtube who comment on a song about how "they're sorry for how their generation doesn't know real music" and how "they're still listening to this in 20XX"

>>11382456
you weren't the first sperm your dad made. I dunno, there's that.
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>>11382510
Nah, I like cuddling too much.

And this is the internet. Nothing is ever implied.
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>>11382525
u-unf
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Why is she so mad MLPG?
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>>11382383
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>>11382503
WHEN YOUR RIFE WITH DEVESTATION
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>>11382551
Pinkie Pie ate her pizza.
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>>11382518
all is lost
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Super Mario World was the best mario game
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>>11382551
she's using store-brand garbage bags
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>>11382564
Link to new trailer?
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>>11382315

>don't jump through the portal
>don't jump through the portal
>don't jump through the portal
>don't jump through the portal
>don't jump through the portal
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Equestrian Girls?

More like Equestrian Grils!

Cause its gunna burn!
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>>11382521
Nothing actually.

I feel bad for using stupid ass 4chan slang now
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>>11382564
Where was I?
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>>11382556
>Equestrian Girls
>Equestrian
>trian
>n
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>>11382583
you going to ready tonight?
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>>11382503
What is this from?
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>>11382237
Inky you rock
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>>11382584
4chan turns the stupidest things into buzzwords.
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>>11382588
GG are you really going to Bronycon with your dick painted black?
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>>11382551

Can't decide on her fucking voice.
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>>11382579
There was a new trailer for that thing? How many new things have happened this past week?
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>>11382583
read*
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Capped because I can
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>>11382391
reading EAs rarity fic
while having pic of discos futa rarity up
while having white chance in my ass
plus using rarity colored fleshlight
also i was high
and alone at the house so i could be loud
also while eating carls jr six dollar western burger
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>>11382551
night thread talking about Larry
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Good morning MLPG

I had a dream where I ruined every relationship I had and killed myself again

This time I even fucked it up with you guys somehow
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>>11382588
spoiled all
spoiled all
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>>11382616
Happy to help, anon.
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>>11382583
It's going to burn alright
burn a hole in MLPG's collective wallet
As anons run to the theater to see it over
and over
and over again
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>>11382564
How much of the theatre's do you expect to be filled with bronies? Actually little girls?
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>>11382536
oh man do i know that feel. that was back when pony buttcracks and ponies in panties was enough for fap. now i have some standards.
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>>11382623
kraut pls
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>>11382610
>>11382593
I got work tomorrow, but I guess I could do a chapter if people want.

Might need a few to get...properly motivated
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>>11382637

>all those little girls covered in brony jizz
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>>11382604
>GG are you really going to Bronycon with your dick painted black?
I hope I'll see you there anon
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>>11382623
that just means you care
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>>11382645
More standards or just more fetishes?
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>>11382498
>>11382518
>>11382564
>>11382629
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGW7EfFSk6Q
Here lies poor old Jack.
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>>11382631
WRITE SOME MORE FAGET
THE SMAREBOORU HASN'T BEEN UPDATED IN WEEKS
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>>11382623
It's called the future anon, not a dream.
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So why the fuck is Hasbro putting this movie out on Father's Day? What kind of kid would drag their dad to this on Father's Day?

What the fuck kind of adult would go to this on Father's Day instead of visiting their dad provided he still lives and is not estranged?
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>>11382653
no joke/10
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>>11382623
I've dreamed of ponos the past couple days
weird but I'm not complaining
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>>11382616
>high pony faps

the fucking best, unf
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>>11382661
OH SHIT IT REALLY WAS YOU
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>11382661
GG if you do this I willbeg for your autograph like a little bitch and ask for a picture
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>>11382623
Fuck you I hate your guts.
Leave this board. Leave and never come back.
Just kidding don't
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>>11382670
These days I do my work in Skype or on my general in /unf/

I don't actually upload anything to smarebooru myself.
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>>11382660
hey, stop that. i'm taking my nieces to a showing and really hope that shit doesn't happen.
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>>11382679
Damn, now I wanna get baked and bust a nut but I'm dry. Guess I'm smoking resin, I want to cum fucking hard.
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We gorge now
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>>11382683
You won't even know it's him, though.
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>>11382672
Dads who wanna spend time with their kids on Fathers Day and consider going to the movies together as spending time?

Adults who dont live near they're dads?

Fathers Day is just a hallmark holiday anyway
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>>11382684
even in jest, that is not very nice. especially after someone had an emotionally charged dream.
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>>11382711
>forgot the password
I should probably go to sleep
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>>11382679
its dangerous. everything is hotter when high. once i accidentally fapped to nanaki by mistake.
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>>11382712
It's a chance that Im willing to take
I want to be like GG man, he gets all of the opposite/same sex
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>>11382711
ya map change bump, hope you all are having fun!
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>>11382539
>sperm alone = human

The stupidity of basement dwellers.
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>>11382683
You know what the price of an autograph will be though, don't you anon?
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>>11382718
And Cadbury shoehorned Valentines day to sell chocolate, big whoop

all holidays are both pointless and meaningful
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>>11382474
>good posters
>krabb
>vulapa
>appledan
>tex

top hue
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>>11382745
30 USD?
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>>11382721
Alright, my apologies, Anon, keep your chin up
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>>11382696
Than don't sit between the screen and any bronies
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>>11382745
250ml?
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>>11382745
tree fiddy
Nah I dont care
As long as there's no swapping fluids
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I fap to beast when I'm high, but Nanaki is crossing the line, sick fuck
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>>11382773
>rinsed wombs
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>>11382718
Then they should go to Man of Steel. The entire point of Daddy Day is spending time with your father and considering his wants and needs over your own.
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Most shameful fap?
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>>11382776
Why do you think I'm painting my dick zebra black and cosplaying as Ice Pack in the first place
this ain't no free autograph show
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>>11382799
Every fap I did
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>>11382704
here's a nice bud macro I took a while ago, I remember this stuff making me so sleepy
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>>11382743
Yeah, everybody knows that human life begins when the egg is fertilized and not before.
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>>11382743
no basements in california, bro

>>11382772
that leaves the very back, where most of the masturbating is going to happen.
>>
Ok MLPG

The Draw Fortress game has kind come to a stand still, so if anyone wants to participate give a shout in its thread on the sub, or else we're going into round 2

Second, would anyone like another horrible drunken dramatic reading of Fallout Equestria tonight, or are we just hats tonight?

Also a joke

What did the five fingers say to Lyra's face?

<Hand joke>
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>>11382724
Does anyone know the password to that TF2 server?
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>>11382769
dont apologize to me!
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>tfw both Bronycon and the Annual Gathering of the Juggalos are next month
>tfw only enough time and cash to attend one
why life is full of hard decisions
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>>11382810
Fine but you gotta be quick about it
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And did I hear you say he was meeting you here today to take you to his mansion in the sky?
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>>11382821
bonbon
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>>11382821
password: sweetdrops
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>>11382821
Its the name of the third worst pony
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>>11382810
Oh, it's fake GG again
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>>11382799
My first one
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>>11382799
LMJ
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>>11382825
WELL THAT REALLY DEPENDS ON YOUR ORAL ABILITIES DOESN'T IT
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>>11382799
First time I ever fapped to beast. It was that pink pussy beastranch video, the one with the white mare in heat that's dripping cream everywhere while getting fucked. I lost it when I saw that pussy, it was perfect, so fucking pink and juicy
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>>11382821
INTRUDER ALERT
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>>11382799
3D or pony?
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>>11382799
I have this really fucked up fantasy/thought experiment that I fap to every once in a while.

Probably shouldn't post it though, it's REALLY fucked up.
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>>11382817
>would anyone like another horrible drunken dramatic reading of Fallout Equestria tonight
I would
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>>11382823
I trust that you intend to bring a camera to either event to document the failure for the viewing pleasure of the internet.
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>>11382858
WHY ARE YOU YELLING
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>>11382799
that caterpillar I guess
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>>11382869
>REALLY fucked up
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>>11382869
Post it
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>>11382821
bonbon
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>>11382887
I don't think you understand.

I once posted this fantasy to /b/ and even the balked, throwing up their hands and saying "Dude you're fucking sick."
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>>11382823
i was about to call you an idiot but then i realize to a normal person both of those things are equally awful
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>>11382869

Just post it man.
What could you possibly lose?
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>>11382869
>EA is in this thread
It's probably not

Unless you're EA
Then you need to post it
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>>11382913
It's not me, but I'm curious too.
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>>11382904
MLPG's respect
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>>11382822
Well that was directed to that Anon, but to the Anon who it was directed to, I apologize, no hard feelings?
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>>11382916

But you're anonymous.
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>>11382859
I want to fuck a mare so bad, not even kidding
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>>11382745
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>>11382927
NSA is always watching
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There now. Y'happy?
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No but seriously
I'm not going to bronycon and I'm definitely not going to get my painted dick sucked
I pretty much wiped myself out over everything that's happened in the last three weeks and I'm gonna need a while before I feel well enough to travel again, getting regular food is going to be a good start
Plus it cost me like all I had

So I'm just gonna be staying at home instead
With my dick painted zebra-black
Just another day, you know how it is

>>11382875
No I love you anon
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>>11382799
lamiaa
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>tfw you realize Zercora and FS never spoke
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>>11382904
Hey look, Dash isn't a virgin after all

she just got mounted!
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>>11382929
>you will never fuck a h horse
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>>11382941

Does it involve IRL lolis?
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>>11382869
I'll go first, then you.

My fucked-up fantasy involves my stepdad fucking the girl I liked in high school, in his bedroom, with the door open while I hear everything I'm not supposed to hear in the bathroom.
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>>11382927

But he would know
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>>11382945
jalm pls
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>>11382799
nanaki
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>>11382943
Would a handy cheer you up?
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>>11382943
I love you too GG
You're my favorite somewhat homo I guess
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>>11382959

"he" who?
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Friday night MLPG TF2! We got 16 people so far and revving up for some Equestria Girls tomorrow! Come join the autism with Tex, Krabb, Full Stop, and others!
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>>11382942
Happy for what? The face is totally fucked.
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OH GOD THE PONIES ARE HUGGING ME. OH GOD THE HORROR. SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE
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>>11382963
wake me up when they let you send handies via TCP/IP
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>>11382954
RD please
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>>11382942
slightly
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>>11382943
>I'm not going to bronycon

Damn dude I was ready to buy your ticket
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>>11382989
>he doesn't know
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>>11382953
I will someday, it might not be until I'm 30, but I will fuck a mare eventually. My own mare, a miniature pony, just the right height with a tight little pussy
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>>11382954
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>>11382989
They're sent over UDP
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>>11382942
Still an android.
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>>11382989
We could always play pretend, like the good old days on /b/
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>>11382989
does WoL count?
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>>11382984

Please explain.
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>>11383000
sorry it's on the opposite side of the country, man
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>>11382982
I would join but i can't into steam because this network is retarded
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>>11382950
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>>11383014
>like the good old days on /b/
back, back to this piss
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>>11382049
If reddit stealing /v/ oc is an indicator, anything made here ends up there. Karma is their crack and they buy it with stolen oc.
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>>11382950
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>>11383018
Explain? What the hell do I have to explain. Are you blind or stupid?
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>>11383021
Not him but

Also I know it ain't much but if I bought you an SA account would you make some equals to this?

IDK something luna/celesita?

I would love you 5ever
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>>11383021
>giving a shit about 2 grand

Like I care
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>>11382950
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>>11382940
damn anon, thats good
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>>11383004
http://www.pornsocket.com/videos/viewvideo/417/animal/pony-mistress-4.html

pony pussy is nice, so pink and juicy
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>everyone completely misses the drawing

oh well bye
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>>11382984
>giving attention to ross

not even once
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>>11383033
I'm talking about years ago, anon, likely before you were born
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>>11383072
W-what drawing
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>>11383054
>celesita
MI CELESITA PEQUEÑA
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>>11383072
what drawing?
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>>11382954
>>11382957
>>11382927
>>11382915
>>11382904
Fine. Don't say I didn't warn you.

The fantasy takes the form of a psychological experiment. The goal is to determine whether or not sex at young ages is a stigma purely born out of society or if it is the way children are raised. Basic nature vs. nurture. It requires several infant girls, being raised from birth (I'd say at least four).

One of the girls would be the control group. Raised completely normally and not expossed to sexual activity and contact until she begins to hit puberty and raised as a part of the outside world. On the other hand of the spectrum is the opposite extreme. A girl raised in complete isolation (including no exposure to clothing) except for contact with me and expossed to sexual stimulus from a much younger age, stepping up the level of sexual activity over time and full on fucking by 10 or 11. The other two would fall closer to the middle of the spectrum. One raised in society but conditioned on sexual activity from a younger age and one raised in isolation but not exposed to sex until puberty begins to set in.There are all kinds of other variables that can be changed in order to provide more test subjects, but four would be enough I think.
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>>11383050

Well if you don't have a reason, I guess what you're saying is bullshit.

>>11383012

In what way does she look like an android? It's the same cue taken from anime, with the big eyes and nonexistent nose. I'm genuinely curious.
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>>11383072
Maybe you shouldn't have spoilered it
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>>11383079
See that's the kind of behavior I'd expect of someone who came from that accursed board

thanks for proving a point
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>>11383096
And that's my fucked up fantasy.

For those being exposed at a younger age, the sexual stimuli could be used as a kind of a reward system for good behavior thus adding a level to the conditioning.
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>>11383054

>celestia picking a suitor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l42nCInKs1k
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Colored and stuff.
Need to add more armor
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>>11383071
Holy fuck, that's a wet mare. Those juicy squelch noises, unf.
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>>11383099
The arms are very Astroboy, and the hands with their perfectly straight fingers and joint-covering gloves remind me of this.
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>>11383113
Oh god it just keeps getting better
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you guys are extra horny tonight, is it a full moon or something

stop it, you're making me want to jack off
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>>11383134

Your opinion is invalid because you aren't an artist and don't know what you are talking about. Way to look like a complete tool! Congratulations!
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>>11383096
As a real thing? Unimaginably horriffic.

As a fantasy in your mind when you're jerking off? Whatever floats your boat, man.
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>>11383113
Looks really neat, man.
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>>11383113
ponies in armor is my favorite thing. if i knew what your personal blog was i would press the like button.
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>>11383134

That actually makes sense, man. I'm liking that you picked up that vibe. I was hoping she'd look more like one of those ragdolls come to life, what with the limp looking arms and soft, paw-like hands. A ragdoll is more endearing than a robot, is all.
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>>11383167
That's one of the reasons behind the hypothetical experiment. To find out if that horrified response is due to natural or conditioned response.
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>>11383126
Mares get REALLY wet, when they're in heat they'll just drip juices and cream constantly
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>>11383113
is this the starbound species thing? I sense crossovers and modpacks
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>>11383182
Ah, that makes sense then.
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>>11383169
Would you cuddle a charging Twily?
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>>11383167
brae?
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Would you a Faust, 6 years ago?
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>>11383096
>>11383109
In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.

DUN DUN
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OK MLPg get in here if you want to listen my horrible horrilbe horribleness doing Fallout Equestria chapter 7

http://new.livestream.com/accounts/4122811/events/2132999
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>tfw anon will never tell us what picture he drew
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>>11383242

I would an 80-year-old Faust.
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>>11383242
my heart
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>>11383251
Would you a ded Faust?
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>>11383242
I'd still a Faust now

She's very pretty and smart
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>>11383242
i-is she wearing no clothes?
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>>11383242
Yeah, Faust is hot. Even now she is, I bet she's a wild little thing in the sack, redheads can suck like nobody's business.
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>>11383263

si
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>>11383274
dooks pls
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>>11383242

Yes, but she'd probably be in prison right now if we did.
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>>11383242
I hope the verb that is missing in your sentence isn't sexual in nature, Anonymous.
God is not for sexual.
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>>11383242
No.I wouldn't a Faust at all
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>>11383195
Its this actually.

>>11383181
http://lemon-scentpony.tumblr.com/

>>11383138
>>11383169
Tnx
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I want her to take my innocence
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>>11383249
It's this one
>>11382940
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What happens if a pony takes the stack?
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>>11383300
PONY IS A FUCKING THIEF
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>>11383242
Holy shit yes
I'd fuck her so hard even though I was but a small lad just learning of porn
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>>11383300
250ml
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>>11383299
DAMN APPLE, THATS PRETTY NEAT
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>>11383300
Stack of what?
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>>11383310
So she gets 40XP for headshots, and doesn't need to sneak at all?
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PLEASE ENTER A NAME
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>>11383242
Why >no hooves
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>>11383335
No, pony goes to jail
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>>11383330
Stack of load-increasing supplements.
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>>11383342

Farty.
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>>11383342
AMERICAN TITS
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How many of you were still in grade school 6 years ago?
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>>11383272
>>11383264
>faust is still hot
take off your brony goggles you fools
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>>11383342
dink
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>>11383345
oh fuck you
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>>11383342
EXCALIBUR
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>>11383328
>everything is apple

no
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_immortality
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>>11383330

A fuck shit stack
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>>11383383
too bad
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>>11383368
Id fuck her just cause of the looks, not because of anything else
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>>11383368

She's an average woman her age.
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>>11383323
But pony is on the stack.

Surely the can surpass a zebra.
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Equestrian Grills soon
Is your body ready?
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>>11383203

So glad you can see where I'm coming from. Anything that would make you like this adapted design more? Is there a certain personality you're looking for? Because I make sure she's just like she is in the show. Anything at all?
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Do most artists tend to like somewhat chubby girls?
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>>11383408
With magic maybe
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>>11383342
the first name to come into my brain was poopcock

what the fuck brain
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>>11383342
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>>11383411
Im gonna ignore everything EqG related until I see it with muh peepers
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Horses can actually cum up to 170ml in one ejaculation.
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So who's going to see Equestria Girls from here? We need someone who's quality of opinions we know.
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>>11383430
Do magic and supplements work well together?

Or are there unintended side-effects?
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>>11383449
Horses poop everywhere
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>>11383419
I think that applies to normal human beings.
unless you like feeling hard bone in your partners skin. even worse when it's visible.
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>>11383449

That's not even 3/4 of a cup.

I mean it's still a lot but c'mon.
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>>11383465
It is highly recommended you don't mix magic and strong and dangerous steroids like creatine
The results could be fatal
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>>11383449
And Zebra's have an average of 250 ml. One breed of zebras have it 350ml.
Your point is?
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>>11383489
But the stack would still possibly push them past zebra sized loads
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>>11383489

You know that RL horse porn you've been watching?

Most of it's fake
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>>11383462
sethisto and other brony famous people have already seen it at an advanced screening meant for children age 12 and under.

he said it was really good
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>>11383495
Fatal to the one mixing? Or to the mares he beds later?
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>Calling Eurobeat
>It's just shitty house music
What the fuck.
Where's my Max Coveri?
Where's my Dee Dee Wonder?

Why do so many fucking people like this shit?
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>>11383495
>Creatine
>Steroids
OH SHIT HERE COMES FIT
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>>11383532
>Why do so many fucking people like this shit
Because it's a fad right now
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>>11383512
>Sethisto
>Opinions
>Worth a damn

Choose 2
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>>11383416
I'm sure it's part of the ragdoll/classic animation design, but her retinas kinda weird me out.
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>>11383510

Nah, I'm pretty positive that horse was definately fucking that guy.
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>>11383498
>>11383449
WHY ARE THINGS LIKE THIS COMMON KNOWLEDGE HERE
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>>11383512

Attention whores' opinions will never matter.
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>>11383465
Things get bigger
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Does anyone wants to play Killing Floor?
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>>11383540
>not worshiping the opinion of the king brony

how can you call yourself a true brony?
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>>11383545

Most, not all.
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>>11383557
Everything? Or just some things?
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>>11383538

Fucking want
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>>11383547

I think the question we should be asking is why isn't it common knowledge to you?
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>>11383568

What do you mean by fake, though?

Fake horses?
Fake people?
Fake cum? What?
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>>11383512
>sethisto and other brony famous people have already seen it at an advanced screening meant for children age 12 and under
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>>11383538
Those look pretty loose
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>>11383547
Welcome to your first night thread
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>>11383547
Because it's hot

Could you imagine cumming a whole cup
What about trying to swallow it
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>manager forces employees to wear fedoras

how can this be legal??
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>MLPG National Anthem

http://youtu.be/dZbL7PVGjqg
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>>11383565
the only way to get your brony license revoked is by making a plush pony toy with a vagina included
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>>11383601
They should suit him.
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>>11383580
IT IS BECAUSE OF THIS PLACE. THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS I LEARNED IN ALMOST 3 YEARS IN THIS PLACE. IT'S JUST THAT I'M HAVING ONE OF THOSE OH GOD WHY DO I KNOW SO MANY THINGS ABOUT FETISHES AND HORSE FUCKING AMONG OTHERS
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>>11383576
Not even whole things
One of the most noticeable changes is The size of his flare
No doubt useful to keep all that cum in, up to a point
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>>11383611
So that's how Hoppip escaped...
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>>11383611

But only one guy has done that.

Or, IS doing that, rather.

Everyone else has only just made holes in the back.
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>>11383601
>manager forces employees to wear fedoras

Cruel and unusual
Besides you cant force shit unless it comes from someone higher up
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>>11383601
Employees force their workers to wear a lot of absurd things
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>>11383577
I can't look at that image without getting just a little excited
what the hell happened to me
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MAKE ME THE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILDREN
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>>11383601
At least he doesn't have to wear 25 pieces of flair
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>>11383648
Dude
I'll fuck you
But I don't think those kinds of fantasies are healthy
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>>11383644
Applefication
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marshmallowy horse cock
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>>11383625
I bet with effects like that he'd best learn how to cast an elasticity spell on his potential partners.
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GUYS, I'M RUNNING TO THE STORE
DO YOU NEED ANYTHING?
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>>11383666

>2 hardc0re 4 satan
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>>11383681
I need you to go and kill yourself
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>>11383681
Skittles
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>>11383666
who would want to fuck satan
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>>11383681

Get me an Arizona Iced Tea (I don't care which flavor) and some Pringles.
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>>11383681
Can you get me some strange blue pears?
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>>11383681
Yeah, could you refill this pony for me
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>>11383694
god
it's a dominance thing, not sexual
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>>11383538
Yeah that looks alright I guess, but there's just something about rainbow donuts that is much more exciting
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>>11383705
OH GOD SHE INFECTED APPLEJACK
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>>11383681
Get me some escarole.
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>>11383667
Twilight's a very kawaii pone
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>>11383681

YEA BRO PICK ME UP A 12 PACK OF SURGE.
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>>11383368
She still is, bad angles can make anyone look bad. She's sexy as fuck for an older woman.
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>>11383681
6 pack of pony
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>>11383589

Maybe for a human cock.
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>>11383717
Anonigga, they all kawaii
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>>11383681
i need more large condom for my magnum dong, thanks applebloom.
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>>11383713
thats rape
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>>11383681

One large pizza with mushroon and pepperoni
3 bottles of Mello Yello
A pack of Marlbaro menthols
7 packs of Big League Chew
3 Snickers bars, 1 with almonds
1 copy of latest issue of Scientific American magazine
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>>11383730
False, only some pones are.
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>>11383667
is that like sex?
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>>11383717
>you now realize that you're having inderect buttsex with any pony that wears your boxers like that
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>>11383730
except Applejack
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>>11383717
purple pone, those aren't pants
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>>11383726
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>>11383741
Apples
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>>11383747
y-yes ma'am
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>>11383745
You can't ruse me
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>>11383681
Get me a new driver.

This one's dead.
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>>11383726
>>11383753
Pony's criticism just makes my dick harder
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>>11383762
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY
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>>11383736
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>>11383762
...apples are like sex?
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>>11383726
>>11383753
I need someone to do the maths on how thick a pony cock is
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>>11383779
A-apple?
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>>11383730
>>11383738
There are some kawaii pones out there
Except for a couple of fillies and oneshots
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>>11383776
I-I'm sorry. I promise I won't do it again.
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wwould you a scrunchy pony?
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>>11383791

>rocko's shorts
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>>11383784
APPLES!
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>>11383787
The maths were already done.

Thinner then humans
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>>11383802

oops, meant shirt
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>>11383794
Glad you learned your lesson, anon posting Pinkie Pie images.
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>>11383726
>>11383753
Applejack, if you were better at sex, you'd be able to make any size work.

But you're not. You're just a buttslut.
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>>11383791
did those triangles change directions?
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>>11383808
dammit Applejack, you know how to talk normal
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>>11383743
i dont think you understand what sex is anon
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>>11383790
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAAAAAAAY
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>>11383824
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>>11383832
That isn't possible.
Triangles only have three sides.
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why is she so cancelled, /co/?
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That guy making the portrait of all of /mlp/'s mascots vs Scruffy finally finished it.

What do you think?

>>11382485
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B-bark!
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>>11383843
A...apples?
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>>11383849
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>>11383846
1 2 3 4!
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>>11383831
>buttslut
unf
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>>11383846
Well, isn't this ironic?
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Oh shit goims.
Its hats time
68.232.162.224:27015
Pass: bonbon

Get yo butts in here.
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>drinking at the bar one night, a very tipsy Berry Punch is there showing off her long tongue and doing various clumsy bar tricks with it
>she sits down next to you and hits on you, telling you that she's curious about humans
>after some slurred, not so subtle flirting, she makes a bet with you
>Hey human, I bet I can make you squeal with just this tongue, no hooves, no lips, nothing but this velvety soft, warm, sexy tongue
>not one to back down from a bet, you take up her wager and she leads you to her house, stumbling and weaving all the way
>you're getting a feeling in your gut like you've just gotten yourself into something you'll never forget
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>>11383865
cute
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>>11383872
...apples.
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>>11383873
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>>11383865
Indiferent
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>>11383882
Fuck off anon.
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>>11383876
What comes after 4, Applejack?
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>>11383880
I'll play hats tomorrow when my 360 controller arrives.
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>>11383865
It's dumb
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>>11383845
>bought a signed print from rose
>she touched it with her hand
>that hand she masturbates with

i pretty much had sex with rose
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>>11383900
fag
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>>11383872
Applejack is a very sweaty pone
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>>11383901
Two...
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>>11383901
Apples
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>>11383882
>that tongue wriggling around in your urethra
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>>11383915
I would take Applejack up on her offer and take a bath with her.
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>>11383915
That humanized sweaty AJ footjob fic that Darf wrote destroyed me
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>>11383906
>
>
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>>11383897
WE DON'T TOLERATE IMMORAL SELF BOOPING HERE, MARKER
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>>11383895
Are you saying you want my apples?
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>>11383783
and then nothing happened
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>>11383769
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>>11383923
If you say apples one more goddamn time, I will shove a million apples into your anus
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>>11383911
>everybody is typing with the hands they use to jack off.
>you are having cybersex with every reply
>I'm doing it right now
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>>11383930
and then have sex with her in the bath?
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>>11383925
That's a little unrealistic, I'm sure she'd push her tongue down your piss slit mercilessly, but going inside is pushing it
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http://i.imgur.com/1QvUCNK.png

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>11383943
I still can't stand that post-S1 mouth style
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>>11383944
Well, now I have this mental image of Rover keeping that expression on his face and just turning around and walking away, silently.
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>>11383958
APPLES!
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>>11383943
yes.
those three apples back there look particularly delicious.
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>>11383930
>take a bath with her.
By all means, stranger
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>>11383968
Who dat?
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>>11383955
that sounds lovely
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>>11383978
...This is what you wanted all along, isn't it?
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All this apple pone and no Tex
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>>11383967
You underestimate how much control she has over her tongue and how thin it really is.
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>>11383960
you ever realize there's a tongue in your mouth at all times
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>>11383955
A hoofjob would be very nice
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>>11383981
Wait, so do ponies take baths all the time with strangers?
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>>11383987
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>>11383983
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>>11383972
I honestly think season 1 was the worst season
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>>11383998
and there's always an anus somewhere in your pants
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>>11383967
>piss slit

unf, imagine the tip of that tongue wiggling around in there while you try not to squirm
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>>11383998
you ever realize there's millions of dicks in your ass right now because of the bacteria.

everyone is gay
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What will you do if you find Equestria Girls to be less than terrible or even actually like it?
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>>11384030
I prefer the terms cockhole or cumspout
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>>11383985
>>11384007
Why don't we talk a midnight stroll in the gardens? It's quite private there.

Not that I would do anything...
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>>11384010
They take more baths with friends

Possibly even more with lovers
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GUYS, I'M BACK FROM THE STORE

THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING YOU WANTED
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>>11384010
>Wait, so do ponies take baths all the time with strangers?
What's the problem?
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>>11384045
FUCK

WHAT DID THEY HAVE
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>>11384045
How can they not have slim jims.

Seriously, how.
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>>11383865
Wait, why is Marker in there? I thought she was left out?
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>>11384043
of course not
I wouldn't dream of doing lewd things with a princess in the great outdoors
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>>11384045
All I wanted was an apple
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>>11384013
FUCK I DIDNT REALIZE
FUCKK

i have cp on my computer now the NSA is gonna fuck my shit thanks a lot anon
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>>11384038
I would boop the nearest pony
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>>11384039
3 hours later, she finally lets you climax, then holds you down and viciously licks the post orgasmic ultra-sensitive tip of your cock just to be a cunt
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>>11384063
>fluttershy
>wanting anything but butter
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>>11384045
and you just... come back with NOTHING?
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>>11384073
>fluttershy
>wanting anything but butt
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>>11384043
Oh no, I hope you don't sit on my face and give me a hoofjob with those smelly hooves, I would hate that, please don't do it
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>>11384073
I would do things to that butt
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>>11384081
NO, THEY HAD EVERYTHING I WANTED
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>>11384073
just because she makes the butter doesn't mean she eats it
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They are the prey and we are the hunters

ATTACK ON PONY

I cant get that intro song off my head
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>>11383882
So she basically commits the pony equivalent of bestiality? Is she really that much of a pervert, or was it the booze talking?
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>>11384062
>>11384090
It is a wonderful night, isn't it? Just the two of us, all alone. I can't but let my mind wander to more... devious thoughts.

Shhh, it's alright, just a bit of magic. Calm down, I have nothing but the best intentions for you. Oh, what's that? You're at full attention already? I suppose I'll have to do something about that...
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>>11384113
me neither, and I've only seen the first episode
where do you guys watch your animu
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Did you guys hear? Equestria's favorite tv show, My Little Human, is making a spin off movie called Earth Girls, featuring the main 6 as ponies
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>>11384060
I think it went from only affected threads being included to everything in /mlp/. Not sure how it got there.
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>>11384140
please do
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>>11384090
Luna's hooves are the smelliest out of all the princesses, and as punishment for having naughty dreams about her, she comes into Pip's dreams and forces him to sniff her hooves for hours at a time
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thanks for whoever watched my stream. Hope you enjoyed my ramblings

Alsod how about a joke?

Why does Rarity and Twilight like to play volleyball?

Because they get to Spike!
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>>11383865
>Fluttershy holding the >rape banner.
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>>11384148
NOOOOOOOO
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>$200
>reserve not met
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>>11384193
Meant to represent the flutterrape threads.
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>>11384113
>>11384148
Everyone fucking dies: the anime
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>>11384209
I'd pay like 10 bucks for this at the most
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This gif contains best and second best pony
Can you spot them?
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What should I know before I play hats with mlpg?

I played a couple training matches against the bots as a soldier and felt like I wasn't doing very well.
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>>11384184
>as time goes on, she can tell that he's pretending not to like it, but clearly he's standing at full mast and his little heart is thumping as he's consumed by strange feelings
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>>11384230
I see Rarity, but wheres second best pony, P🎈NK?
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>>11384245
All you have to know is that Team Fortress 2 is its a dead game so nothing matters
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>>11384230
Twilight and Rarity?
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>>11384213
Oh. So it has nothing to do with MLPG?
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>>11384245
Know that the game isn't serious.
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>>11384267
I only glanced at it but the whole picture has nothing to do with mlpg I believe
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>>11384267
considering the origins of flutterrape...
nah
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>>11384267
It does in the Flutter rape is based soly off of Glitter Glue's comics and that /mlp/ is monkey see monkey do, but will never admit it
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>>11384230
Hub Logo and Red Feather?
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>>11384280
marker bottom right?
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PONY WILL PONY PONY!!!
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>>11384184
>>11384252

That's really fucking disgusting, just letting you know
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>>11384280
marker pony is in the corner
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PRINCESS CELESTIA MOTHERLY IN THE BATTLE!
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>>11384230

#1 is AJ, but I do not see #2.

>pic related
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>>11384245
Try pub servers, bots are nothing
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>>11384173
Lie down under the tree. It's so romantic out here, don't you think?

Ahh, there we go. I admit, hooves are not quite as precise as those fingers of yours, but they can be quite useful, can they not?

I'll take your lack of response as a positive.

Both? I can certainly do that, though I don't know if you'll be able to handle it. I don't mean to brag, but I do have many years of experience.
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jalm jalm jalm jalm jalm
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>>11384295
>>11384302
Oh there we go
I dont see why we'd be included, the janitor only really cleans up the r34
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>>11384230
Not really but I do see some best ship on that gif
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>>11383865
Why are they including Marker Pony in that since MLPG either agrees with the mods or just don't give a fuck at all?
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>>11384322
>Best ship
Oh it's opposite day.
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>>11384322
What is this, 2012?
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>>11384309
tfw a mod okay-ed nsfw text
today is a good day
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68.232.162.224:27015
bonbon

Friday night MLPG TF2! 20 People so far and someone with a voice greater then Morgan Freeman is story timing!
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>>11384309
Oh fuck princess, please don't stop, fuck oh fuck, keep going, holy shit don't you dare stop
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>>11384326
Not the artist, but at the time I asked people here were okay with it and the picture became more about the board as a whole as it went along.
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>>11384353
>mic spam during tf2
Throws me off my groove man
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>>11384358
Fucking really.
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>>11384052

GG pls draw homogay
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>>11384052
gg, how many pony plushes do you own?
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Trixie is worst pone
Upvote if you agree and remember to click subscribe.
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>>11384379
>homogay
>not straightgay
fuck you
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>>11384353
Is it Jr or Duke?

Either way reading during TF2 is retarded as fuck.
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>>11384388
>subscribe
I dun get it
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>>11384392
>the way Jr say "yeah"
unf oh god
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>>11383871
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>>11384392
Some new guy.
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>>11384353
Is mlpg good at this game? I dont expect them to be

and where is the host located?

I cant play with you guys if server ping is like 300+ or something
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>>11384438
tejas
my ping is like fucking 9
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Thirsty ponies
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>>11384438
they're somewhat decent
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>>11384447
God damnit gameboy. Where the hell do you live?
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>>11384458
I dont understand
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>>11384358
Stop? Like this?

Hut-tut-tut, little human. You looked like you were in such distress. It worried me. See? Your chest is rising and falling so quickly! And that part of you I was touching looks so swollen, like it could burst. I wouldn't want that to happen.

You want me to keep going? Are you sure? Maybe if I use my wings, the touch will be a bit gentler on your skin. Ahhh, what a silly face your making. All I'm doing is holding you in my wing. Is that really all it takes?
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>>11384458
That's a very blue pear
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>>11384458
Goddammit, EA.
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>>11384374
fuck Trixie I'm gonna cum, tease me and tell me how pathetic I am
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>>11384392
Duke's laugh warms my heart
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>>11384466
tejas
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>>11384475
>Hut-tut-tut, little human
IMMERSION RUINED
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>>11384475
you'd be surprised how little it takes when it's you
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>>11384458

>pears
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>>11384499
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>play videgames with guy in mlpg
>seems like nice cool guy
>find out his tumblr
>see the blogs he follows
>tons of diaper, shemale and furry

ah geez, i wish i didnt know this. he still nice but i can never look at him the same.
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>>11384527
Pears.
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>>11384475
Fuuuuuuck, your wings are so soft, tickle the underside of my head slow, I promise not to cum until you give me permission
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>>11384537
I don't understand, EA.
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>>11384542
Was it nanaki
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