>hope

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Plush filly butts

>>11368566
where is the hole

>>11368566
D-damn...

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Would you eat sorbet on the beach with this pon?

Drawing discussion continued: It's really strange, let's say, to see art that is by all means technically proficient, great colour, great anatomy, great lines, but boring. Boring as fuck. I'm thumbing through a tumblr right now that is nothing but great art, but, fuck, I'm not letting up on the scroll wheel. Everything is just so bland

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>>11368588
NO.

>>11368588

Ice cream on the beach is so unappealing

chips, soda, and cold sandwiches are just too classic

>>11368590
Show us.

>>11368588
I would if it would help cure my crippling loneliness

>>11368590
link?

>>11368588
I would eat her sorbet, if ya know what I mean

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>>11368588
I found out what was jacking up my pone face, the snoot didnt extend into the face as much as it should have.

>>11368588
Sure why not

>>11368590
Art channels life experience, personality and imagination. Skill alone doesn't cut it.

>>11368603
trigger warning: furry

http://hootadoodle.tumblr.com/

with some slightly nsfw, but it's nothing explicit. someone posted a rather sweet gilda pic in the last thread, so I popped over to the artists tumblr and zzzzzzzz

>>11368621
Aw I like Hoot's art.

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>>11368612

>>11368625
I didn't really want to single anyone out. The colour is great. The art is great. It's just not at all interesting.

http://i.imgur.com/oBwzEhL.jpg

>>11368650
What is Luna magicing?

>>11368650
It's really fucked how much stuff I like a lot in fetishes are instead awful in this pony fandom. Chest tufts? Bluh

>>11368654
herself

>you will never snuggle with pone in bed

>>11368666
Satan, pls

>>11368650
Why do they have differently colored underbellies like they're dogs or cats or something?

>>11368662
>ponies
>sexy
ALL pony porn is shit

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Will go grab some food then continue if I have time.

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Derpy is a very ugly pony

>>11368621
They're just portaity style illustrations. There's no no situation or action involved. But it's OK.

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>>11368662
>Chest tufts? Bluh
don't fight the future

>>11368669
Either because of less exposure to sun or some lubrication because fuck if i know. mayve they like slugbox

>>11368679
Your dick is ugly

>>11368677
She's cute.

>>11368690
Most are.

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>>11368676
There's some alright stuff out there, but you might be right. I prefer the suggestive stuff that doesn't quite fall under that umbrella. Really though it's no surprise that a drawing goes to shit as soon as someone slaps on a poorly drawn vagina

>>11368684
I've always liked the idea of pony pubic hair.

>>11368684

man

why don't more people draw ponies with belly buttons and pubic hair? It's hot.

>>11368684
Belly buttons are fine, you can keep the rest for yourself, though.

>>11368710
>applegaze.png

>>11368684
I'm not sure if this is agreeing or disagreeing with me

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>>11368684
GG, When was the last time you drew changling chick and Ice pack?

>>11368676
Except of course 3 certain artists who make only sexy hot porn in this fandom.

>>11368728

What does an internal party look like?

>>11368728
>changling chick and Ice pack


start a tumblr and youtube channel and make it big like fluffy apparently did

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>>11368720

here

still hot though

>>11368732
A party in a ponk

>>11368702
Show me, then. I can't wait to see that same stale old shit that makes my dick shrivel back into my pelvis from disgust.

>>11368746

your objective of inspiring artists to draw pony is only crippling them

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>>11368758
oh the name is still on. oops.

I just want to post apple horse

>>11368752
with boredom*.

>>11368778

it doesn't matter

take the knowledge to heart

booooo

>>11368783
i'm not going to find porn for you, anon, and besides we might have very different tastes when it comes to that sort of thing.

I like the suggestive. I like people like GG that leave a lot to your imagination. I think a lot of what people are doing wrong are explicit things, as though those artists think the key to success is a poorly drawn genitals, but then tiara is doing alright for himself

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>>11368795
I have no clue what you are talking about anon

>>11368808
shift change, what do you want to talk about, anon? ponies?

>>11368826
zebradicks

>>11368821
>and besides we might have very different tastes when it comes to that sort of thing.
There's a difference between a taste and an objective fact. Such as "there's no good porn with ponies".

All of this shit is just SO FUCKING TAME AND BORING. I've jackedd off to more hardcore shit in preschool.

>>11368828

I wonder what Equestrian species/race has the most interesting dicks

>>11368828
You might ant to talk to this guy:

>>11368833

>>11368823

when the fandom dies completely

they will only know how to pony

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>>11368728
changeling*

and it's been a while
but now that things are getting settled again I may resume their tale

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>>11368549
>dragons
>on friday

>>11368870

KLONDIKE

>>11368833
>SO FUCKING TAME AND BORING
Suggest something interesting then

>>11368874
Ugh..Anonymous...

>>11368877
I would if such thing existed.

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>>11368878

>>11368854
but he hates everything
why would I want to talk to someone like that?

>>11368833
I was agreeing with you, sort of. I haven't seen much good porn, maybe a handful of drawings tops, but I have seen a lot of great suggestive material, for lack of a better descriptor.

>>11368887
I don't hate everything. Why do you presume I do?

>>11368878

Y-you don't like anon anymore?

>>11368884
GOD DAMN IT ANON I WAS ALREADY FEELING LIKE I WAS ABOUT TO PUKE.

HURRGG

THANKS A LOT

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>>11368893
No I like anon. its just..

>>11368894

it was probably just milk

MLPG how do I make money playing video games?

>>11368890
Suggestive material is even worse.

"Oh, I can't draw for shit and I'm a lazy fuck, I'll make porn that isn't really porn and the viewer has to do all the work."

Just, what's the point? I can fap to imagination on my own, I don't need a retard on the internet to inspire me to it.

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>>11368899

>>11368903
Make video games

I've made a whole $8 from making video games

>>11368903
Be a game guy

http://youtu.be/39TUFxSGtYE?t=3m47s

Also 6:45

Hey Klondike, have you read the latest comic yet?

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>>11368904
disagree

>>11368928
Yeah it was posted here yesterday wasnt it?
I actually skipped a comic because I didn't catch it being storytimed here to be honest

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Daily dose:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q57LIKW7DIk

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>>11368943

>>11368938
>i have shit taste
>yes please dump thrash in my mouth fill it please

>>11368948
Hahaha 10/10.

>>11368904
Sometimes suggestive stuff can be hotter than explicit, but I can never actually fap to it

I find generally writing to be better than pictures when I'm feeling bored of regular porn

>>11368948
>making a filename out of my post

oh gosh

>>11368948
Well done... well done.

>>11368951
that's a pretty good example, though! the finished animation is so much worse.

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Daily Smash Bros screenshot

You may resume your ponying

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>>11368940

Are you gonna draw some nightmare critters?

>>11368971
I was probably going to draw Larry.
Herome kind of weirds me out to be honest

>>11368970
the people in the audience is actually really weird. the smash characters are toys. now they're actually the characters from the games, and fighting for a crowd's amusement? what?

>>11368954
>FANFICTION
Pleaase someone post Best Princess expressing her disgust to that brony.

READ A REAL BOOK RETARD

>>11368980
>and fighting for a crowd's amusement?

You never played a Simpsons wrestling game?

>>11368974
>poorly drawn vagina

that's what i was saying. art wrecked

>>11368974
Cannot watch this without hearing those MLPG vocaroos

>>11368979
Jerome looks like he'd make creepy flopping noises when he moves

>>11368981
>READ A REAL BOOK RETARD
What constitutes as a real book anon?

>>11368948

>that Metals fic where you blaze it with Celestia
>tfw Metals is dead

>>11368980
It's based off Punch Out Wii's boxing arena.

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>>11368974
Wait

Would you tell your girlfriend that you were jacking off thinking about her when she was away?

>>11368990
A book. Made of paper. With words in it.
Not a piece of shit on the internet made by wanking on a keyboard or sticking the keyboard wire down your dick and random shortcircuits resulting in letter signals..

>>11368988
Oh god ew

>>11368994
>sticking the keyboard wire down your dick and random shortcircuits resulting in letter signals
I'd read that.

>>11368993
If your girlfriend feels comfortable telling you that she misses you in that way i'm sure you could tell her that you miss her that way as well.

>>11368994
>A book. Made of paper. With words in it
So what are Kindles to you then?

>>11368979

Hurry up and popularize Larry so he gets a porn ask tumblr or something.

A true, true friend helps a friend in need
A friend will be there to help them see

>>11368999
Thrash.

>>11368993
>Hey babe, i was getting lonely when i started thinking about you, i just wanted to show you how hard it is.

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>>11369003
Why

the fuck

would you even put that out there

>>11369006
Thrash?
Like the music genre?
That's a strange reaction.

>>11369005
A True, True Friend helps a friend in need
To see the light that shines from a True, True Friend

>>11369009

Fuck you Wonder Woman.

You're not batman.

>>11369007
>single bead of pre slowly rolls down his dick

>>11368994
>Electrostim where you stick a PS/2 wire down your dick and blink out fanfiction with the caps lock light in binary till you cum

That's hot
And super meta

>>11369032
>EA explains his writing process

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why are they so perfect?

Would you give your favorite pony some nice scratches on the withers?

>>11369032
>That's hot
>>And super meta
my favourite

>>11369071
I would scratch any of pony's itches.

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Would pony unf pony?

>>11369067
Why is Applebloom trying to suffocate Rumble that way?

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>>11369067
Because puppy love is very sweet.

>>11369094

and very pedobait

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Which pony would you get star struck over?

>>11369106
Modest Mouse Pony

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>>11369103
But it's just some hugging and hoof-holding and maybe a brief kiss on the cheek. It's not sexual.

>>11369106
Any of the mane 6. As if they don't deserve to be super famous by now.

>>11369124
Rarity is probably the only famous one even if it's not that much. Sapphire Shores only visited her because fashion magazines were talking about her.

>>11369121

I'm sure you've forced yourself to believe that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KGW47yBpNQ

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>>11369142

>>11369142
The thumbnail looks like a full grown horse with stubby legs. Like a dachshund horse.

>>11369159
Dachshorse

>>11369142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFkZdbuOcDo

>>11369171
PONKA WHERE DID YOU COME FROM

>>11369157
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz0mrb9v5PU

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>>11369130
But why? Ponies are for non sexual, and that includes colts.

>>11369180
Now for a classic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNignQx-6Lw

>>11369129
I'm sure saving all of Ponyville and Canterlot overshadows some fashion magazines.

>>11369181
>ponies
>nonsexual
No anon. Only young ponies are for nonseexual. The rest are also for sexual besides for cute

>>11369198
No it doesn't. No one cares. Ever. They aren't known for saving Equestria multiple times. None of them are known again with the exception of Rarity who's known as a new designer that had some success.

>>11369203
Specially Batponies

>>11369193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6csfm6pZpM
Is that normal?

>>11369193
>hanging out in the palace
>hear that sound
>peek into Celestia's room
>she's just standing there flapping her lips

>>11369214
I hate batponies.
I would never a batpony. Ever.

>>11369217
>at least you didn't walk in on her winking again

>>11369208
That's silly though. It's not like they hid their identities while they were doing it.

Though, I guess Twilight's going to get some recognition now, for better or for worse.

>>11369172
>it stands up
>there is a yellow snow beneath it

DISGUSTING
horse are gross

>>11369217
What if she did this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OiKg_Oo_8M
Wait for the second half.

>>11369233
You'll think they'll have an episode where they deal with the fame that comes with being Ponyville's saviors?

>>11369236
Horses are truly nature's most horrifying animals.

>>11369239
>recording in portrait
why

>>11369245
No. No one cares that they saved the world. BUT HOLY SHIT AJ IS GOING TO A RODEO LET'S MAKE IT A GODDAMN HOLYDAY

>>11369215
I guess so, but not all horses are good at it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk55MlTSUxU

>>11369239
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F8QQQo_CEI

do people think anybody actually opens these videos or something

why are they being spammed

>>11369249
Those would be wasps.

>>11369239
I'd ask her to do that with her lower half.

>>11369267

wasps aren't animals

>>11369266
I've spend the past few minutes watching horses flap their lips and I feel it has enriched my day
I'm sorry you have to be so bitter

>>11369274

I'm sorry that your day was so bad that something so simple could make it better

>>11369239
>related videos
>breeding horses
But Ive never searched anything discovery channel related

>>11369287

Everything is related to breeding ponies.

>>11369270
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wasp
>Kingdom:Animalia

>>11369310

I was hoping for a better setup so I could call them hellspawn

>>11369277
>I'm sorry that your day was so bad that something so simple could make it better
naybe you should go back to bed kiddo

ded rising

>>11369325
Fuck off, Roogna.

>>11369327

epic, simply epic

>>11369334
/)

>>11369328
That is too serious for me anon
Not goofy enough

> Japanon gets his actual tag on derpibooru
> artist:昔の傷口

>>11369328
he ain't my boy but the brother is heavy

>>11369339

(\

:^)

>>11369342
That's pretty specific

>>11369342
The second thing looks like an ass

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>>11369314
Sorry

>>11369342
>昔の傷口
>Wound of the past
I wonder if that's as edgy as the translator makes it sound

>>11369349
that's a "no" syllable in hiragana, which between kanji means "of"

>>11369353

It's alright

I made up that excuse shortly after realizing that wasps are indeed animals

>>11369342
Thats a lot of Celestia

>>11369358
I see.
Still looks like an ass.

>>11369342
I wonder what he's up to these days

>>11369367
Ѡ

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>>11369314
>being afraid of yellowjackets
L
E
L

>>11369379
You're feeling a little woozy

>>11369379
Why do such things exist.

Just why.

>>11369379
Australia pls.

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In Muh Headcannon, there's actually a cold war between ponies and dragons

they hate each other but don't necessarily want to duke it out.

shit

>>11369172
Damn thats cute

>>11369383
I fucking hate you

>>11369379
Its things like this that create atheist

>>11369386
try southern california

>>11369386
They do exist in Australia, but are actually found frequently in north america.

When I was just a little babby anon MLPG used to tell me these crazy things.
They used to tell me that Hasbro was an evil company,
they used to tell me Hasbro hated me.
But then I got a little bit older and I realized, MLPG were the crazy ones.
And there was nothing I can do or say to try and change them cause that's just the way they was.

Mod said I can't post about ass worship no more.
Didn't say I can't post about donuts no more!
Pony slut.
Did you think I won't choke on that ponut till the vocal chords don't work in my throat no more?

>Weaver on the Starbound General

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>11369379

>The tarantula hawk is relatively docile and rarely stings without provocation.

>The yellow jacket is bold and aggressive, and if provoked, it can sting repeatedly and painfully

eat shit, I'll take pride in my justified fears

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>>11369405
FUCKING

WHY

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>>11369385
>>11369386
>>11369402

>>11369410
inb4 you fucks start posting "hey get back in MLPG lel" like every time

>>11369420
Sometimes as far north as washington.

>>11369421
>those stingers
Fucking running and screaming like a little bitch

>>11369426
..oh


then i'm safe.

>>11369405
I'm in Europe.
The worst insect invasion we had was butterflies.

>>11369404
>>11369421
Whenever I think of relocating to other places, I remember that here we don't have awful things like that and realize I have it pretty gud in Yurop.

http://derpiboo.ru/348040

gameloft explains sunset shimmer

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>>11369328
>tfw Dead Rising 3 is aiming for the COD players

>>11369440

yeah, but you guys get shit like pea soup fog and the Black Death

>>11369388
I like the idea of purplesmart not being able to be rid of her problems by throwing her OP magic at it.

>>11369440
Normal hornets are bad enough though.

>>11369440
You're poor though

>>11369328
I actually liked the horror aspect of the Dead Rising 3 trailer
too bad it wont compare to the first

>>11369440
>getting invaded by vicious SCHMETTERLINGE
You poor soul

>>11369410
>tfw Starbound General is basically indistinguishable from MLPG

>>11369460
Pone.wmv

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>>11369460
They're right over here, Celestia! Just... just give me a second... I'm sure they're right here...

goddammit

>>11369456
Food is cheap as fuck and I have 150mbps for 18$. The only expensive stuff are electronics but even those have seen a huge decrees in price.

I may be poor but most things are cheap

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>>11369440
You have crickets too?

>>11369465

>tfw never going to fight Carlito the first time in Dead Rising
>tfw only building barricades in stores and killing tons of zombies

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>>11369445
>Thief 4 is aiming for CoD players

>>11369476
Price of everything in America is overinflated as fuck

I wanna move to europe so bad

>>11369477
Yes, they're about 3 or 4 centimetres at the most, thank you very much.

Please

please

no more horsefucking

please

>>11369488

>Price of everything in America is overinflated as fuck

Since when is gas everything?

technology is cheaper than ever you shit, stop giving America a bad name and move if you hate it

>>11369490
Too bad markerita, you will get it anyway.

>>11369489
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg9qVkQgHrE
>New Zealand.mid

>>11369477
WHAT IN THE FUCK

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>>11369490

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>>11369490
Time to kick the horsefucking into ogredrive

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we bugs nao

>>11369495
"And if you don't like it you can GIIIIT OUT"

>>11369490
What if horsefucking was hereditary?
What if your significant other was a horsefucker? What if your kids were horsefuckers?

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>>11369504
maximum ogredrive

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>>11369495
>mfw every time americans think gas is expensive for them

>>11369504

this is the only picture that makes me want to post "UNF UNF HIPS UNF" unironically

>>11369510
Better get those ovens running.

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>>11369506
r-really?

>>11369498
Like hell I'm watching that.

>>11369509

Well, you can you fucking Euroboo

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>>11369506
Best insect right here

>>11369524
It's a reference dingus

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>>11369522
You are a ponebug not a bug.
GET OUT

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>>11369517
The only one anon?
>What if your kids were horsefuckers?
gotta keep the family tradition going

You think your children would post on the next MLPG after it's rebooted again?

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The old CMC episodes are some of my favorites in the show.

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>balls

>>11369539

it's still the only one

or at least the only pony-related one

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>>11369532

>>11369521
So you wouldn't make horsefucking fun for the whole family and go family style on a pony?

>>11369498
Pls no, I wanted to move to NZ one day

>>11369546
>Let the sky fall

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>>11369532
>tfw Reu hats us

>>11369553
SKYYYY FAAAALLL

>>11369539
IF I have kids, I'd encourage them to be good at art so they could drawfag for future MLPG

>>11369549
>go family style on a pony

Oh God, the images. Fuck you, Anon.

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Did someone say bugs

>>11369545
That's because you're a pedo

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>>11369515
>americans
>knowing anything that happens outside of clapistan

>>11369553
>cloudy with a "chance" of falling balls
>the weatherman winks at his co-workers
>they turn the other way

>>11369568

>Can I get the ass, dad?
>Sure can, champ. You earned it at the big game last night!

>>11369573
can you feel the irony

>>11369573
Im just going to throw it out there that Sweden is the furthest from Niggertown. Maybe.

>>11369575
>chance
>balls
>winks

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>>11369583

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>>11369565

>>11369565
>nigga i'm the son of Braeburned!
>bitch please, my mom is rediv!
>yeah, you and about 5 others pal

>>11369594
Both my parents are Anon...

>>11369594
that's no way to talk about your waifu, dan

>>11369602
That a problem, dear?

>>11369594
>tfw LK, Metals, Tess, or GG will never be your dad

>>11369594
>"whos your dad anyway?"
>"the greatest of them all, Ross. He told me the stories about how he was worshiped like a god in the old times"

>>11369546
>The sky after Braeburned's weather dance.jpg

>>11369582
elton john pls

>>11369607
YOU AREN'T FAMOUS LIKE ALL THE COOL KID'S PARENTS.

>>11369583
Sweden is full of sandniggers now

>>11369582
Can you feel it mr krabs

>>11369602
I'm so sorry
>>11369604
pls

mlpg is infested

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>>11369631

>>11369621
EAT SHIT SON. I WORK SO HARD FOR YOU AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET.

>>11369602
>>11369621
>implying your parents aren't the cool artists that take their name off when not contributing

>>11369631
>>>/mlp/corruption

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How much until EqG?

>>11369654

what I wouldn't give for LK to tell me bedtime stories about Saffron and Renne's adventures

>>11369615
>LK or GG
>"Dad? How come momma's butt is so much bigger than all the other ladies'?"
>sweating contributor.jpg

>>11369661
2 days

>>11369602
>tfw Kraut was my dad
>tfw he disappeared one day
>tfw some faggot called Tofu is my new dad
I don't like it.

>>11369654
>implying anyone cares about those artists

>>11369652
ALL THE COOL KIDS COME WITH AWESOME DRAWINGS AND STUFF
ALL YOU EVER GIVE ME IS A BAG OF UNFS

YOU ARE THE WORST PARENT EVER. NEVER PICKED DRAWING OR OTHER COOL STUFF

I'm gonna leak it.

>>11369594
>have SB and Goggles as parents
>be a depressed cunt