>>11171585
I'm too pissed off about everything that's going on in /mlp/ to work on anything.

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>>11171585
but I am
I'm just really shitty at it
can we talk about ponies instead of that?

>>11171585
>rope

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>>11171585
Can I craft ponies?

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>>11171619
>>11171624

JESUS GOAT TRAIN YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKUP

>>11171585
Because I like to think what I do is not a craft even if one of our dick professors insists it is.

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Why is she so perfect?

>>11171635
In many different ways. Yes.
>>11171647
What is it?

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>>11171644
BITCH BETTER WATCH WHAT YOU SAY
I GOT A POSSE
WE'LL FUCK YOU UP

I like thing.

>>11171585
but i am working on my craft

>>11171661
why are they so bouncy

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>>11171656
All pink horses are degenerate pieces of horseshit

Prove me wrong

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>so many artists improving
>don't even know how to draw

Should I even bother at this point? I want to draw pone, but I feel like I'm late to start, what with the show ending soon.

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>>11171671
Because baby goats are the happiest things on the planet.

MLPG
(tell me about the hamburgers)

Im drawing rumble and pip right now

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I would stroke with pony

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>>11171661
FUCK YOUR POSE NIGGA

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Newfag here

I've been lurking for a while and i still dont understand. What does MLPG actually do?

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Now that I've actually seen the show, this image pisses me off.

I mean..actual Attack on Titan spoilers ahead:
Armin just watched his best friend risk his life to save his. He's absolutely a wreck because he hates himself for being too afraid and weak to help anyone.

So for you to put ponies in that scene.. it just kind of annoys me. I mean ponies don't make everything all better and happy. Why are they even there. Do they not understand the situation?

Hope MLPG doesn't get pruned again. Board's been a bit weird these past few days.

So, how many think we'll get an S5? Or will S4 be the final one?

>>11171585
>Why are you not working on your craft right now?
Because I lack the motivation to do anything.
Even filing my notes from todays lecture is too much

>>11171697
Neat!
I bet I'm gonna finish my picture before you!

>>11171692
>show ending soon
Hahahaha you're a funny guy anon.
And start. It's never to late

>>11171692
Draw what the hell you want. You'll learn skills transferable to whatever your next interest is.

>>11171705
we pone the pone

>>11171695
is this rape

>>11171692
>I'm late to start

i had this feel since mid season 2

>>11171704
will we ever see a goat tower in mlp?

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>>11171705
we discuss ponies and pony accessories

sometimes people draw or write things but mostly we just pony

>>11171669
Good for you!
Prove it
>>11171695
Goat!
>>11171557

>>11171692
It's never too late to bother. Just have fun with it. Also there's so much more to do than drawing.

>>11171705
not much actually

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>>11171705
We hiatus.

>>11171695
lawd baby jesus

i thought i was watching bestiality porn for a second

>>11171692
>the show ending soon
>implying implications

>>11171741
Prove it
i cant, what i do is considered government property

;_;

>>11171740
Anyone have the image where she tries to fuck up that one bison

>>11171717
We shall see

>>11171705
We're show focused thread. but it's hiatus and we have nothing to talk about so we go after fandom, drama shit or... whatever

>>11171741
I'll make sure to make a BIG HOOPLA about it.
But yeah, I'll let you know! It'd definitely be more fun than doing it by myself (again).

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>>11171740
ok fair enough

so you are like /mlp/ in miniature?

If you call a fanfic a craft.....
kind of forgot about it. And the fact that I'm at a writer's block. Chapter is almost done too.

>>11171711
26, like every other season save 3

That's just how TV shows work

>>11171708
Yeah, not a fan of this image. Ponies don't need to be in everything, nor would they help in that image's situation.

>>11171692
i started out learning to draw with ponies
then i moved to furry (wasnt a huge fan)
now i have moved to drawing my favorite tv and videogame characters as shemales with large penises.

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>>11171773
sort of, but don't go saying things like that around here
some people are very touchy about being associated with the rest of the board

I SWEAR TO FUCK
EVERY GIRL ARTIST ON TUMBLR THAT I WATCH IS A FUCKING LESBIAN

AND I'M NOT JUST TALKING ABOUT THE PONY ARTISTS

>>11171585
>Why are you not working on your craft right now?
My 'craft' was deleted by the janitor.

Now all I can do is play video games and "go outside"

>>11171724
pfft

might as well tell him to not draw pony

that shit kills your artistic abilities

>>11171692
i'll tell you to not even bother

whatever you do will be ignored

you will never be popular and draw well

you will waste your time doing something that has no worth

try again at the next big thing

>>11171777
are you writing porn?

>>11171773
No.
We are angrier.

>>11171705
We sometimes create content that people from the outside like and appropriate.

We talk about art and shitpost about artists but still manage to hoard them.

We have more fetishes than you.

We talk about show and comics occasionally during the hiatus.

Enjoy your stay.

>>11171773

We hate /mlp/.

>>11171788
rediv is hetero as hell
why aren't you watching her?
Too lewd for you?

>>11171773
Yeah sure you could say that.

Just that we have rules:Have fun, post ponies and don't be a faggot

You already failed the last part tough.

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>>11171692
Silly anon hell has no end

>>11171692
NIGGA PICK UP A PENCIL AND START LEARNING
THATS WHAT I DID

>>11171788
coool

>>11171708
>>11171782
>Ponies don't need to be in everything

i laugh because that is what people have been saying since day 1. there is no stopping the autism though.

>>11171782
The show's been great so far, though.
I need to hurry up and watch the latest couple episodes.

>>11171770
Great to hear.

>>11171773

MLPG are the remnants of people who liked MLP in /co/ before /mlp/ was created.

>>11171788
Tex is not a lesbian

>>11171788
>rediv
>Jessy
>Lesbians

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>>11171801
that filename made me laugh

>>11171782
>Ponies don't need to be in everything
I like ponies in other stuff and it makes me smile so I disagree.

>>11171619
So why is the link board deleted?

>>11171777
>If you call a fanfic a craft.....
lelele

fuck off.

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>>11171815
Are we summoning demon ponies?

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>>11171792
>pone kills your artistic abilities
Well obviously you should be practicing drawing humans at the same time. I thought that was implied.

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>>11171585
>Why are you not working on your craft right now?

The fuck does that have to do with ponies?

>>11171815
my favorite part of that image is Angel

>>11171813
>Tex is actually a reverse trap lesbian

>>11171711
I hope Season 4 is the last one, but not the way its going right now.

>>11171809
Do it. They're good episodes.

>>11171826
then don't tell him to draw ponies

>>11171814
>with each other

>>11171792
How does drawing kill your artistic abilities?

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hey captcha who is the best pone

>>11171826
I thought it was well known that that Anon is just talking out of his ass and has never picked up a pen in his life

>>11171793
nope. a crossover fic.

Let's just say nostalgia overtook me and I croosed over MLP and Captain Planet

If I do get over this block, I got a good chapter after that.

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>>11171785
>>11171798
why the hate?

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>>11171825
I guess

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>>11171788
http://haesketchy.tumblr.com/

here you go, a decent girl artist who loves dicks. talks about dicks constantly in livestream, draws dicks and girls with dicks.

she will give you a free request in stream if you show your dick.

bonus is she kinda looks like rose

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>>11171826
>Want to draw ponies
>Want to practice the humanoid body
>Don't want to draw normal ponies
>Don't want to draw normal humans either
>Draw anthro ponies
>Get called a furfag

>>11171711
Hasbro just want money. As long as the show makes money they'll still make it. That's how they did for all the other gens and that's what they'll do with this one.

FiM made pony toy sales increase by tripple digits so yeah...Buckle up for at least a few more seasons

>>11171846
>a crossover fic

jesus fuck can you BE any more cancer?

no one here gives a shit that you put ponies into something else just ot get attention

fuck off

>>11171847
some people generally dont like the kind of poster that is in /mlp/, some dont like the other kinds of generals, most dont really care but just want to stay in here and be left alone

>>11171850
How would she know the dick is yours?
>google search "dick"
>post in stram
>???
>PROFIT

>>11171828
>lammy
>>>/co/ (presumably, I've only seen her on tumbleux)

>>11171834
>Tex is not a transethnic, transfat, transabled otherkin fluid

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>>11171847
Personally, I find the rest of the board to be unpleasant and crass
That's why I moved here and stopped posting outside

Things can be bad here too sometimes, but generally it's just more fun

>>11171852
So what?
Draw whatever you like.
Even if its furry porn

>>11171847
i honestly dont know

its like half the people here are in denial

>>11171815
I'd slay demon pone

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>>11171842
My captcha's a suckup.

>>11171856
Wow! You sure told him!
I bet he'll think twice before answering questions about what he's doing!

Way to go!

>>11171861
are you going to go google dicks now?

>>11171861
Reverse image search, bro

>>11171828
thats a pretty leg of lamb you got there it would be a shme if something happened to it

>>11171861
what is timestamp?

>>11171874
with your penis?

>>11171585
Should I draw Featherweight too?

>>11171868
The drawthreads seem to be pretty chill, too, at least in my experience.

>>11171850
>Asian

>>11171883
no i slay ur mom wid my penis

>>11171884
Sure.

>>11171883
With a blessed long sword

>>11171847
You got people like this guy here >>11171870 that say these stuff, but in all respect, its essentially /b/ with pony.

>>11171885
They are the only other thread that worth going to.

>>11171878
I-it's for research, I swear....

>>11171884
Is it slightly sexual?

>>11171892
#REKT

>>11171905
>doing it for research
>not just for fun

sucks to be you

>>11171905
I find you can find really nice dicks on /soc/. I even saved two pictures once for reference.

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>>11171850
Jesus fuck I'll just stick to my lesbian artists.

I mean I'm straight but for some reason, seeing a girl lust that hard for dick makes me nervous

>>11171850
http://haesketchy.tumblr.com/post/51795347298/assuming-that-no-one-else-thought-of-this-scenario
Pfthahaha, this girl is crazy.

>>11171935
>seeing a girl lust that hard for dick makes me nervous
nigga you gay and insecure

>>11171904
i dont think the board is that bad to be honest

>>11171850
oh shit, someone who actually arts in photoshop
any idea when she'll be streaming next?

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>>11171880
You did this you fucking confederate sack of shit

>>11171585
Because I just finished learning Chopin's Polonaise Op 53 "Heroique", and I feel that's enough piano for today.

At least until 4chan gets slow too and I'm gonna get back to my piano improvising random shit.

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>>11171955
That wolf was great.

>>11171947
If the janitor keep doing his job (but he is not here 24/7) then maybe, but right now, there is ton of shit posting out there that said otherwise.

>>11171978
i think the janitor has actually made the board worse lately

>>>11171850
What do you get if you cum on cam

>>11171935
i enjoy her livestreams. she talks about the dicks she has blown, it is a little creepy since people dont usually talk about that.

it wouldnt call her crazy, just really open about sex.

>>11171992
Them ain't yo funyuns!
Them's Foxy dunyuns!

>>11171907
Nah
I couldnt sexual Featherweight.

>>11172008
then she's a slut

>>11171994
true

front pages are cluttered with meta threads and shit posts rather than the usual ordered generals

>>11171978
Janitor suddenly going and deleting a bunch of established threads has the place in a chaotic state lately.

>>11172010
That's all right. Someone's coloring that sketch by SB and I can wait.

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>>11171978

>>11172011
i dont get that vibe from her since most of the time she complains about lack of sex or the dudes she fucked were complete losers.

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>>11172012
Most of those stupid generals threads already had their own websites or forum.

RECOMMEND ME SOME GOOD CLOPFICC FUCK

>>11171994
That what a /b/ says.

>>11172012
You mean all the fetish generals and tupla? They were deleted.

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>>11171992

>>11172033
you know that mlpg has both, right?

>>11172003
she would draw your shemale wolf fursona thats for sure.

she is technically a furfag with a fursona but doesnt draw much furry

>>11172044
look at this b8 guys

>>11172041
>clopfic

>>11172041
Ready
Set
Suck

>>11172025
>tfw Kraut is ded

>>11172058
FAPFICS

WHATEVER

>>11172025
>that chubby pinkie
every time

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>>11172041
>Hey girls, did you hear it? Anon faps to words!

>>11172058
Aren't clopfics the stuff you read when you're walking down a cobblestone road?

>print out a picture of Twilight with her mouth open lewdly, sticking her tongue out
>cum all over it, shame sets in as I realize that I have to clean up about 4 days worth of cum off my desk

ponies ruined my life

>>11172075
words > pictures

>>11172024
K.
Hes just too that odd mix of cute and plain. Cant do it.

>>11172067
His constants deaths and resurrections make me uneasy.

>>11172011
Double standard.

>>11172075
>his penis has a hat

>>11172088
I think he might be gone for good now.

>>11172041
I read http://www.fimfiction.net/story/103346/the-possibilities-of-potions recently, it was kinda cute.
Not sure if that's what you're looking for.

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>>11172075
>fapping to words
>blow load at the wrong paragraph

>>11172120
It's never the right part when you finally do cum

>>11172120
we have all been there anon

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http://wolfnanaki.tumblr.com/post/51664517179
>go to doctor to get medicine for strep throat
>they find my heart doing this thing

Wolf Nanaki is dying
godspeed...

>actually recommending fanfiction
You people are fucking retards.

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So a weird thought came over me just now when I went to make an egg sandwich

Say we all do get to Equestria and you actually get to be couple with "X favorite pony". You lucky bastard, you're going shopping, playing with each other, hitting the hay together. A really close relationship is forming. So one night out in the town, you're ready to pop the question. You learn that like you, she's a virgin. You continue the night chatting about it when all of a sudden a naked brony comes out of nowhere, sticks his dick in your pony once, pulls out and then runs off yelling "I stole X's virginity!!! I DID IT!" before you two even have a clue what just happened

How would you even deal with that? Ponies don't seem exactly hard to rape.

>>11172148
fuck you she has a heart of gold

>>11172148
shut the fuck up autist, sentenal isn't here

>>11172104
It feels odd and makes me feel old. I remember the first time he came depressed and a bunch of people tried to cheer him up and then he posted his skype contact for someone (who turned out to be SB) to add. I almost added him, but then I saw he already had someone to talk to. It feels like ages ago.

>>11172148
why?

>>11172136
Nanaki is goint to die!?!?!?!!?!!??!??????

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>>11172148
I know reading is hard when there are lots of words, but it's really worth it!

Here, get started with something like this
you might find it more your speed because of how short it is!

>>11172149
>not loving them regardless she is a virgin or not

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>>11172149
Looks like I'm going to be slaying two things that night.

>>11172149
>wait for her to snag the brony in magic
>violent pummelling
>sad sex with favourite pony
>love forever

>>11172160
I remember when he only put on a name and got a tumblr because we were asking for it
It's been almost and year and he now said he'll leave

>>11172169
>collecting my semen in a bucket

what benefit does this serve

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>>11172136
AW MAN.
I didn't even make a fortune of commisions off of him by drawing his dumb fursona. Imagine all that money.. gone

Also Nanaki will be dead...sad...I guess

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>>11172200
for storage and consumption, I guess?

>>11172088
>>11172104
>>11172160
this whole kraut shit is the reason why i haven't bothered to try and draw for you guys

there's no reason to with the way most of the thread treats artists that draw here

>>11172120
the worst is when the cumshot scenes are extremely weak. like its only one short sentence then its over. thats when i always try to blow.

or when you hold off after the first sex scene since you see there is a ton of story left only to see no other sex happens it is only bullshit afterstory.

>>11172200
I heard once there was this one guy who stored all his semen in a container for months just to dump it on this one person he hated

>>11172209
go to the drawthread, they respect artists over there

>>11172220
>Yes Hub Logo! Punish her!

>>11172215
>the worst is when the cumshot scenes are extremely weak

fucking hate that, it's such a huge cocktease

>>11172209
~

>>11172209
or just dont be an autistic depressed sack of shit all the time, how about that?

>>11172198
I remember that too. He thinks people he admired here don't like him, while most probably don't care or even like him if they were friends beforehand.

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>>11171585
>Being On Topic

Nigga, I am.

I just stopped by to see if you have talked about this.

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>>11172190
YOU GOT IT

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>>11171585
I missed the janitor drama someone fill me in

>>11172209
It's strange, since most drawfags get treated better than one or two extreme cases.

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>>11172209
MLPG respects their artists by two things
Contribution rate and skill

If you suck at art but contribute a lot, MLPG will love you and try to help you become better

If you are decent at art and contribute a fair amount, MLPG will most likely love you but not think about you that much

If you are great at art but don't contribute that much, well lets just say hateanons are in season

Would ponies think human dicks are cute

>>11172209
He have a point but it doesn't make much sense to go out and scream at mlpg because of that.

Some faggots in here bringing up some old drawfag drama all the time are just awful.

so, how many comic books are there now?

any links to them?

>>11172281
yayponies

>>11172273
They'd laugh at them and then say its adorable

>>11172266
>hateanons are in season
unf

>>11172169
>but it's really worth it
>fanshitction
>worth it

top lel
read the real books that really worth it

>>11172244
>STOP BEING DEPRESSED RIGHT NOW
>Ok...
If it only was that goddamn simple.

>>11172281
Go check Yayponies

>>11172266
You forgot the thing that supersedes everything: attitude.
You can be an amazingly skilled contributor and pump out work faster than humanly possible, but if you're a cunt then no-one is going to like you.
Alternatively, if you're decent and you're a good guy, people are more likely to like you.

>>11172266
>great at art
That's a stretch. He was decent and ambitious and improving, but not great.

>>11172281
hit the linkboard, go to yayponies, look for the books section
most of the mini-series are lame (Rarity's is the only one I've liked) but the main story is pretty good

>>11172281
7 main series, 8th coming next week iirc
4 side series, 5th coming at the end of the month

yayponies

>>11172273
You know how much you think horse dicks are for sexual? Subtract that amount of sexual from human dicks.

Now imagine if people came in weird colors found in nature.

That's what a human dick looks like to a pony.

>>11172299
true

>>11172273
>It's just the right size for a mouthful!

>>11172273
They would snuggle them in their vaginas.

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I wish I could get paid to hug and cuddle little ponies all day.

>>11172323
Too bad, it is not a job.

>>11172332
>you will never be a professional horse masturbator

how much would you buy pony's fish for

>>11172323
>>11172332
What if it was part of your job?
Maybe you babysit little, little ponies.

Between snack time and nap time they need their cuddle time so they grow up soft and affectionate.

>>11172336
Why not?
Just follow your dream!
PFfff-hahahaaa

>>11172340
3 bits
No more no less

>>11172266
so yeah

i'll just save myself the trouble and not even bother

i'm actually kind of jelly of fanfiction writers

since they don't actually do anything, they can pretend to be contributing and not get hated

>>11172336

Sometimes they use an electric probe inserted in the anus to stimulate the prostate and force and orgasm, I know they collect semen from bulls that way.

>>11172266

Or you could do one thing and then ride on it for a while
Like LK or Tex don't produce much, but when they do people like it a lot and it sort of "refuels" popularity

>>11172343
>>11172332
But if cuddling was your job, do you think you'd grow jaded to it?

>>11172351
GR8 B8 M8

>>11172357
Not once the little fillies and colts begin cuddling you back or want to start cuddle time early.

>>11172323
Son of a BITCH, I'm trying to do my job and these horses keep trying to suck me off, I've had at least 5 different mares stick their face in my crotch today, this shit is getting ridiculous.

>>11172343
>>11172366
pedophilia is not a real job

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>>11172353

>>11172292
i am depressed. i take medication for it and visit therapist.

i have never once complained about depression in mlpg so it is possible to keep that shit separate.

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>>11172343
>letting children grow up soft in this society.

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>>11171262
>>11171228
>an hour for this
woo

>>11172384
>bull parts include meat, bones, wooden planks, meat hooks, and butcher knives
Write that down in your copy books now.

>>11172379
You are very brave and admirable and I hope you're doing well.

>>11172370
I bet they didn't offer to pay you extra for that.

>>11172393
It's shit.

So, are generals no longer welcome on /mlp/?

>>11172364
it's not like i'm wrong

>>11172376
This is a serious position for serious applicants only, Anon. If you are found fillyfiddling they will geld you.

Cuddling can only be done by a trusted adult. For the first few months you will have a cuddle partner who will help with cuddling all the ponies and train you.

http://i.imgur.com/sjlB3o7.jpg

Why does she have a condom, that's not how you collect a semen sample, that's just plain unprofessional

>>11172394
What are bulls?
No one knows

>>11172393
don't bother again

>>11172379
>i am depressed. i take medication for it and visit therapist.
Yes me too.
>I made it so it's possible.
Different people. Different behavior. Some times it just affects you differently. You can loose control.

>>11172393
>the beginnings.
Oh god yes. I remember those. KEEP AT IT. Maybe not today but repeat tomorrow. And then day after that and another one. Everyone were there once.

>>11172379
That feel. I don't like to bog down others with it.

>>11172399
They don't tell you at all, they let you figure it out on their own, no wonder this job was so easy to get. This is some bullshit, can't go one day without somebody trying to get their mouth on me.

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>>11172393
>celestias cutie mark

Try to avoid chicken scratches
And use construction lines - you can always erase them later

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>tfw you want pineapple and ham but your waifu always wants the meat lovers with extra sausage

>>11172393
It's fucking awful.

>>11172421
but it's so haaaard and I'm so baaad

>>11172405
>>11172418
YEAH WEL ID LIEK 2 C U DO BETTERR

>>11172440
>Rarity likes the meat lover's pizza

what are you trying to imply

>>11172409
You're already trying to cuddle, you're prime gelding material from the get go.

>>11172393
That's pretty great, I like it
Try like >>11172436 says, next time, and go for single long lines instead of tiny fuzzy ones, and see how that works out for you
Thanks!

>>11172440
She just wants your dick, but you're too cluless to take a hint.

>>11172462
Twilight isn't that kind of pony

>>11172299
Nah, there have been plenty of good contributors with totally awesome attitudes who attract hateanons that poison the water for everybody.

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>>11172440

>>11172452
She really loves meat on her pizza?

>>11172454
Anon pls, these children need their cuddling.
Are you saying a male can't have this position? Because that's sexist, equestrian society says a stallion can now run for office and even vote on local issues. Are you trying to hold back the rougher sex?

>>11172440

Ponies eating meat is one of those almost shameful pleasures

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>Bluetrix

Also you need to post with your name on everyday or else people forget about you even if you do contribute decent stuff

>>11172409
But what if they try to make a move on you? Does the training cover that?

Would you be able to get away with going naked in Equestria, or would they find you out?

>>11172477
who doens't?
>pineapple fags

>>11172471
Any examples?

>>11172488
We're not supposed to resist, company policy is to passively give in to demands.

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>>11172487
You don't need to, but it helps.

>>11172487
I havent contributed in a few weeks so I dont think people would appreciate me putting my name on

>>11172487
>encouraging circlejerking

>>>/ponychan/

>>11172472
[Belly rubbing intensifies]

>>11172511
>being a shitfuck
>>>/anywhere else/

>>11172501
Diamond Tiara abuses this policy reguarly

>>11172499
Megasweet

>>11172487
This. I regret not being more social like GT is now.

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>>11172487
>Also you need to post with your name on everyday

>>11172488
The children? Make a move on you? It's briefly covered, yes. It's usually out of innocence. There are "good cuddles" and "bad cuddles". Your partner will show you how to defensively shift cuddles into "good cuddles".

>>11172489
that sounds really uncomfortable
how is the climate?
do i have to go barefoot, too?
what if i step on a rock or something?

>>11172511
suck my dick 24/7 anger autist

>>11172448
Give me 2 minute. I'll take some pictures.

>>11172509
If only more people would be this considerate

>>11172528
Your feet toughen up, when I was a kid I used to go barefoot all summer and I could walk on pebble paths without it hurting.

>>11172487
...mmm I agree.

>>11172522
This. He was a bro.

>>11172522
Megasweet just kind of drifted away. And the last time he turned up, everyoe queued up to suck his dick. besides he gets less shit, apart from the "sameface" and "hands are hard".

>>11172526
Good. I have a tendency to get overly defensive, even if people are just messing with me.

>>11172526
All cuddles are bad cuddles.

>>11172528
Well, horses wear horseshoes sometimes for rockier terrain or when carrying large loads, right?

Rarity might be up to the challenge of making you some fabulous boots.

>>11172564
>carrying large loads

unf

>>11172522
Megasweet got hated on only after he stopped coming here, barring a few hateanons that most popular contributors tend to collect.
The hate came from abandonment issues.

>>11172564
fuck fabulous, i want comfortable
i hope that slut can make insoles, too

>>11172554
>>11172554
Yes, the overwhelming majority of people liked him, and want him here.

But what you're leaving out is that every time he's show up there would be these hateanon shitposters who had their little autistic blowouts and had to ruin everybody else's fun.

He drifted off because mlpg changed. Just like all the other contributors who "drift off."

>>11172503
>Don't complain if you're ignored because you stay anon
Holy christ, this
It doesn't make sense to whine if you never put on a goddamned name

>>11172411
Because horsecocks ejaculate like a quart of jizz and they got tired of cleaning the walls and floors in the donation room.

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>>11172570
>The hate came from abandonment issues.

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All the VAs are such qts

>>11172591
I love babyfur comics.

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>>11172448
Come and feel my shame man. It's my oldest sketchbook with some of the first pones.

http://derpiboo.ru/341683

>someone finally makes a jojo joke about the dimension stuff in Equestria girls

finally

>>11172584
speaking of being known, has cosmo updated the who's who?
I feel that dotkwa, appledan, and omni should be on it

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>>11172604
yes