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Welcome to MY LITTLE PONY GENERAL, where everything's fucked up and the posts don't matter.

Old episode: >>11056567
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THE SWARM CLAIMS THIS HORSE
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I'm going to marry Rainbow Dash!
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>>11060645
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how to hide stubs in 4chan extension?

I keep seeing Shiny posts
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Is there a reason you don't own an actual pony yet?
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>Vampire pone will never bite you
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More horeballs when?
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WHO WANTS TO GET ON MS. JACK'S WILD RIDE?
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>>11060655
4chanx settings > filtering > uncheck stubs
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>>11060650
Congratulations anon. When is the wedding?
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>>11060666
satan pls
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>>11060620
http://www.gifsound.com/?gif=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.4chan.org%2Fmlp%2Fsrc%2F1370156933720.gif&sound=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DhiVnU4TeV6U&start=0
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>hope
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>>11060655
you have to use an ultra pokeball
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>>11060669

Hopefully once Braeburned stops drawing catballs.
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>>11060666
Changelings technically count as vampires.
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Vinyl Shark is best predator.
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>>11060681
I knew exactly what song it was going to be before I even opened it.
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let the butthurt flow through and purify you
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we're still griffons.

>you will never help your griffon waifu drive out a minotaur that's taken residence in a cave a bit too close for comfort to the clan's eyrie
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>>11060674
Septober!
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>>11060693
So do those from the Twilight books.

I want a real vampire
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>>11060693
I like the idea of vampires, but modern media has fucked them all up and now I can't enjoy them at all.
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As promised
Ronnie and Pinkie Guy
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>>11060721
>posting apple art
eat shit
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>>11060729

I do enjoy those mammaries you've drawn there
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MLPG help!

Pinkie Pie wont stop kissing me! It was cute at first, but she literally wont stop. I have he distracted with my left hand. What should I do?
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>>11060729
Well? What kind of of party IS it?
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I'M NOT SLEEPING TONIGHT
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>>11060729
She's a student or something, right?
I bet Pinkie would be the best/worst roommate
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>>11060722
Oh well.

Changelings are cooler anyways.
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>>11060729

She reminds me of that Dar-Ma you drew, it's the head fins.
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>>11060752
distract her with your dick
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>>11060729
Whats that green goop flowing out of her vag?
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>>11060655
Inline extension?
use custom css
div.post-hidden {display: none !important
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>>11060722
it would be awesome that vampires could bite you with them diks, you know like they have teeths on them dicks.
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>>11060729
It's okay because Veronica is sexually repressed.
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>>11060804
Go to bed.
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>>11060769
whoa

when was this

i missed it
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>>11060717

i want a clan of evil vampire mares that can be defeated by El Santo de Pony.
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>>11060693
>She'll never bite you and give you the ability to feast off love
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>>11060764
>She's a student or something, right?
Yeah, college student
She's taking Feminist Studies

>>11060781
>Whats that green goop flowing out of her vag?
That's just light green coloration on her inner thigh
However her naughty bits ARE bioluminescent and her saliva and other fluids glow in the dark
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>>11060739
so jealous
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>>11060812
actually im in the bed
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>ctrl+f
>jalm
>0 resutls

sometimes I don't understand why I'm even trying
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>>11060820

>bioluminescence

unf
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>>11060816
El Santo, I'm glad you're here!
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>>11060754
a sex party. the sort of party where women end up with their asses up and heads down and the men end up with new diseases.
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>>11060825
Go to sleep.
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>>11060755
you can't see the picture when the light is out

why does it matter

why not get a pony plushie instead

at least you can feel her soft pony body in the dark, squishing her hoofs until you drift off to blissful sleep
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>>11060832
jalm jalm jalm jalm jalm jalm jalm jalm jalm
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>>11060824
SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST LEONARD
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>>11060820
Please let the Feminist Studies be a joke. I thought she was smart.
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>>11060820
>bioluminescent
Strangely arousing
My first thought was her reading by cunt-light, for some reason
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>>11060819
>you will never be a changeling
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>>11060769
GG more Love Starved when?
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>>11060816

>El Santo de Pony
>Blue Pony
>Super Pony
>Pony Guerrero
>Psiponysis
>Sin Ponyra
>Vamponyro
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>>11060820
>bioluminescent juices
>the better you pleasure her, the more light fills the room
>find her g-spot and you get a fireworks show

PLEASE DRAW THIS
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Pony makes me feel funny.
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So, if you gave coke pony a bottle of genadine would she become a Roy Rodgers ?
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>>11060875
Never, eyespak is ded
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>>11060850
I DONT NEED TO SLEEP, I HAVE BEEN 3 DAYS WITHOUT SLEEPING AND IM NOT GONNA STP Njcm.lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllñññññ{´}+
y
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>>11060729
Oh man oh god.
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>>11060860

"smart" and "wrong" aren't mutually exclusive.
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>>11060932

dooks contain your pinkieguylust
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>>11060901
>squirting monster girls

UNF
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I just realized, Pinkie wears glasses with human nose
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>>11060932
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SOMETHING ABOUT PONY, SHES GONE OFF THAT MOLLY
AND NOW THE WHOLE PARTY IS MELTING LIKE DALI
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did anyone here actually watch this bullshit
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>>11060948
But it's for Veronica

Also I found a batch of really old art, I'll try to make a before and after pic right now.
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>>11060978

Yeah, for a little while. It was pretty shitty, but we already know this.
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>>11060978

it wasn't the worst.
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Goodnight, MLPG.
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Is it wrong that I want to give Pinkie Pie a million kisses?
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>>11061007
>Night
>Good
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>>11060992
not bad, but not very good
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WHO WANTS TO PET RARITY'S PUSSY?
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>>11061008
Yes.

It would take you forever to give her that many kisses. You'd never have time to do anything else.
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>>11061008
i'll give her a million and one

step up loser
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>>11060983
Dooks, you don't fool anyone.
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>>11061008

probably
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>>11061027
I had encounter with wild bitches so handling her pussy will be nothing new for me
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I'M THE BATMARE
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>>11060860
I have her doing Feminist Studies because the original lynchpin of her character was that she was a confused student who had a hard time reconciling her activism with her kinky desires
Thinking that because she was putting up a respectable front at school she couldn't be depraved behind closed doors, and the stress and sexual frustration that led to
but the more I played with the idea the more I realized it was a fucking social-political minefield no matter where I went with it
so I think she'll just be a generic college student from now on

>>11060865
she's not that glowy
the bioluminescent naughty bits go hand in hand with her huge areolas and exaggerated figure, the idea being she has a body that's sort of
"hard to hide"?
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>>11061063
>babs
No
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Which pony has the smallest penis?
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>>11061008
no, her hair is really pretty and her breath smells like snozzberries
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Why is Pinkie Pie such a worst pony?
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>>11061076
Rainbow Dash.
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>>11061076
Rumble
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>tiara's last video
>even worse than his porn

good lord, I didn't even realize it was him until followed the youtube direct link from embeded
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What pony is this?
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>>11061080
But anon, Pinkie Pie isn't Rarity.
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>>11061076
Prince Blueblood.
But you cannot ignore his girth.
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>>11061076
>
>>11060645
>>11060654
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>>11061090
that's not a pony at all
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>>11061088
how bad was it, it couldn't possibly get any worse
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>>11061076
Pip's is pretty small.
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>>11061067

Yeah playing it safe with the political bullshit would be nice.
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>>11061090
I'm sorry anon, but I don't think that's a pony at all.
I think you should have your eyes checked.
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>>11061067

lines aren't worth anything if you don't cross them. bridges aren't worth anything if you don't burn them.
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>>11061063
Shameful imposter.
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>>11061111
So bad that on reddit it has only 12 points
pffftt
ahahaha
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>>11061033
>>11061078
I meant Hersey kisses you dork lords
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>>11061103
>not wanting pink with your grey
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>>11061067
When you say fucking social-political minefield does that mean in the story setting, or meta wise with how people will take it? Because I think it's okay, but as long as she isn't a retard feminist.
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>>11061067
Makes sense, but yeah its probably more trouble than its worth
Still no reason she can't take those sort of classes if you ever get around to actually doing something like that, though
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Do you ever worry that, like, you can put all this time and energy and effort into thoughts of a sexual nature, but never anything important
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>>11061180
Thats because sex is fun.
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>>11061180
yeah, but I worry about a lot of things so I try not to think about it
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Recommend me an episode to watch.

No MMDW, SIAy, MMM or owl's well or any other universally despised episodes
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>>11061090

Pinkie. here's Fluttershy.
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>>11061180
I haven't given a shit about sex since I was 16.
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>>11061214
MMC
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>>11061180
I put very little time and energy into thoughts of a sexual nature.
I don't put a lot of time into anything important either, but I've been trying to change that.
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>>11061226
>Universally bad episodes
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>>11061214
FPK.
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>>11061214
WIZARD BATTLE
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>>11061214
wedding
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>>11061239
acceptable
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>>11061235
MMC wasn't a bad episode
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>>11061180
>tests, essays, dissertations, term papers
Oh fuck i'm drawing a blank
>greentexts, "which pony x's", drawing
ALL OF MY TIME AND ENERGY
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>>11061252
It hurts too much
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>>11061090
mrs. cake
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Can someone link that "Derpy crash landing" sculpture from earlier today?
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Man, time sure really flies.

Comparision of my old doodles to my new ones.
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>>11061274
Best big booty milf
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>>11061180
no, because i'm being ironic
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>>11061279
or post
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>>11061291
http://graffegruam.deviantart.com/art/Crash-Landing-375272603
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>>11060970
there is human shit everywhere in equestria because equestria is a post-apocalyptic earth
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It's my little pony and you can't have her.
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>>11061281
I like top left and beneath top left
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>>11061218
sweetiebelle
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>>11060852
i want to squish a pony's hoof

i think it would be therapeutic
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>>11061301
thanks bruh
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>>11061306
humans shouldn't shit everywhere in equestria

they should be house broken
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>>11061307
what would you do if i told you that your little ponies are actually my little ponies and you just didn't know it
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>>11061236
Would you gossip with Bon bon?
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>>11061218
why is ass so gorgeous and amazing
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>>11061337
i'd like to hear her hilarious lesbian dating stories
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>>11061336
I would kill you, just to make sure you don't try to take my little pony away from me.
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>>11061336
Those aren't ponies...those are changelings.
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>>11061337
I'd discuss all the juicy gossip with her, and then I'd leave her secret admirer letters that everybody else knows are from me, but she remains mystified by.
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>>11061317

Twilight

because Twilight Patel = best Twilight
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okie
dokie
lokie
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>>11061377
She's missing her wings.
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>>11061397
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WEH
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>you will never a big fuckin' Rainbow Dash
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>>11061429
thank god

they're little ponies
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>>11061397
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>>11061151
>as long as she isn't a retard feminist.
But anon, that just makes it more fun when she's eventually degraded, turned out, and humiliated.
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unf
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>>11061342
>>11061342
Because Mascha is a goddess. She has a thread up right now if you care.

>>>/s/14254485
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>>11061443
>Featureless

UUUUUUUUUUNF
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>>11061439
this is still too adorable
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>>11061443

People actually fap to this?
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>>11061378
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>>11061439
That guy's plushies are great.
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MY LITTLE PONY...
MY LITTLE PONY~
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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>>11061460
>tiarawhy
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>>11061429
>you will never a big fuckin' FemMac
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>>11061474
did you cum
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>>11061473

Is that dashfag drink any good?
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>>11061443
That jiggle.
Every fucking time.
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>>11061486
FUCK
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What if pone exploded


then exploded again
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>>11061486

>thumbnail

Why would anyone save these
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>>11061501
jr plz
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>>11061486
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>>11061506
she did for me last night
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>>11061474
My little pony.
Kissed a coyote.
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>>11061492
Mediocre caffeine free cherry soda
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>>11061491

a little
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>>11061515
I'm not Jr...
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>>11061506
I want to make a pony explode
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>>11061489
>or a regular Big Macintosh
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>>11061536

Tex, I demand you draw more pony crossing!
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>>11061524
Farted on Purpose
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>>11061536
WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, SPEAK UP!
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>>11061536
DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE
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>>11061397
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>>11061536
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>>11061218
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>>11061549
>or a FemMac
>queer
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>>11061218
why are eastern european girls so perfect
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>>11061583
Nigger i don't even drink
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I wish I had the power to know and see drawfags posting as Anon, just so I can see what kinds of things they talk about out of character.
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>>11061583
2 hours later
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>>11061218
...I deont get the appeal of asses
there i said it
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>>11061489

>"uh... ah think you might need a box or something..."
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>>11061583
take off those clothes this instant young lady

you look like an apple tart
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>>11061604
I don't get the appeal of your face
there i said it
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>>11061572
>you'll never both
>at the same time
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>>11061583
Wow you can drink apple juice. Come back when you can drink alcohol.
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>>11061549

>tfw no homoerotic farmwork with plenty of sneaking pinches and gropes
>tfw no shower where you fuck him silly
>tfw not finishing him off with your mouth
>tfw no cuddling together on a peaceful, breezy farm night and smelling his apple-cinnamon mane while talking about things
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>>11061591
I mostly talk about horsedicks
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>>11061590
It's only apple cider. What could it hurt?
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>>11061616
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>>11061583
Yeah probably

I mean, I probably weigh twice as much as a little pony
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>>11061591

me too

cosmo told me once I'd be surprised at the contributors that did things
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>>11061618
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>>11061604
soft warm fun to play with

fun stuff in and around them too
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>>11061591
I shitpost a lot. I don't mean any harm, like those /b/ faggots, by it but I find humor in it.
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>>11061620
;_;
he'd be so warm and snuggly
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>>11061587

most of them aren't. i've dated three, known a lot more, and they were all insane. and Mascha probably is too, but she's just cute as a button, so she gets a free pass.

fuck like tigers, though.
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>>11061650
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>>11061628

Gee I wonder who you are.
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I need an episode

Fine print: Poster reserves the right to say FUCK YOU if the episode is shit or I've watched it recently
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>>11061557
Live life la vida loca
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>>11061678
how can i get an eastern european beauty on my cock asap
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>>11061644

Does cosmo have shinigami eyes?
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why is real life women so ugly
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>>11061664

and when he'd talk in that rumbling voice, you'd feel it in his chest
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>>11061696
Sleepless in Ponyvile
the best of seaosn 3
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>>11061557
get ready to rumble
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>>11061687
probably not who you think!
it's not like I'm that popular
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>>11061583
What percent alcohol would pony cider be anyway?
I generally see 7%, but google says 5% is pretty average, probably because the states seem to have weak everything
Ponies though, maybe like, 2-3 percent?
They're pretty small, too
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>>11061620
i would cuddle a big beefy stallion
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>>11061696

Read it and Weep
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>>11061703

no he's just omnipotent
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>>11061704
Because they aren't ponies.
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>>11061700
live life viva la lucha libre
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>>11061700
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>>11061711
why are you doubles namefags replying 7 minutes late

what are you planning
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>>11061650
>15 panels
why do bronies think this is okay
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>>11061583
I'm pretty sure having apples as your pupils is a sign of cancer in the apple family.

Are you sure the cider you drink is 100% apple?
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>>11061708
ACCEPTED
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>>11061707
>and when he's quiet you can feel his breath and heartbeat
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>>11061712

Post/reblog something on your tumblr maybe?
Chances are I'm following you.
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>>11061751
>First result on youtube has russian subtitles

intradasting
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>>11061678
insane? who cares, which woman isnt?....
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>>11061703
What are those?
>>11061739
We were planning Double Rumble Dubs and it worked out flawlessly
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>>11061754

god dammit anon

i didn't mean to feel so hard tonight

i'm getting the love vapors
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>>11061769
Ponies aren't insane. Find a nice pony, anon.
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>>11061744
It wouldn't really be an issue if there was actually more going on.
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>>11061650
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>>11061780

death note reference.
costs half your remaining life span but lets you see anyone's name and remaining years in their life
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>>11061701

community colleges. all those mail-order brides that escape slavery (or whatever) come to America and want to become Classic American Self-Made Woman, for which they go to college. but the ones you probably want then discover that it's a lot easier to become Classic American Arm Candy, and essentially end up as mail-order brides anyway.

so, they're just about. go to college parties. they like fun. all three of the ones i dated wanted to party about eighty percent of the time.
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I feel like AB's age shows in season 3

I'm scared for the future
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>>11061791
But ponies aren't real
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>>11061800
Well duh
It's just there's only a few actions.
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>>11061739
The apocoblips
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>>11061806
But that means she can be for sexual soon
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>>11061801
You're doing god's work
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Pony? Pony!?

Pony. What the fuck is this, pony?

Pony!

Pony! I want to speak to your manager, pony!
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>>11061812
Oh, I thought you were already in Equestria. Silly me.
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>>11061769

ikr? antelopes are hip though.
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>>11061801
I actually don't mind that one being huge
Lots of panels where not much happens, yeah, but the pacing is actually pretty well handled
It loses something when you cut out all those panels
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>>11061802
Oh no way, I'm not that good at spotting people or calling somebody out. Leths a pro at it though. Has that whole pastebin detailing everyone here by filename patter, sentence spacing, grammar, favoured ponies and response style. It's pretty thorough.
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>>11061791
cant fuck a pony...love rarity by the way
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>>11061764
alright, I posted something
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>>11061801

doesn't really work here, in my opinion

you lose a lot of the setup
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>>11061852
What
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>>11061852
post it.
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>>11061852
>pastebin detailing everyone here
w-what?
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>>11061852

He doesn't do anons, right?
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>>11061852

oh geez if I was popular I'd probably be easy to pick out.
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>>11061855
>can't fuck a pony
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>>11061852
That is creepy. I don't want to post here anymore.
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>>11061855
Why can't you fuck a pony?
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>>11061852
Oh fuck what
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>>11061852
He said he deleted that. Goddammit he probably made a new one. And still has the old list about Anons.
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>>11061852
Oh shit I forgot about that. I haven't heard about it since like a year ago. Is it even updated anymore?
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last one. look at that smile.
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>>11061858

Damn, a new message indicator popped up but there was nothing new there. ;_;
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>>11061837
When I found that antelope hot was the moment I knew there was something wrong with me.
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Rarity is now your boss and she just sexually harassed you

wat do?
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>>11061852
thats pretty common in 4chan CJ communities, i usually attribute to autism
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>>11061805
it worth it
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>>11061870
>>11061884
it blows my mind that people are just finding out about this now

>>11061872
>>11061875
He knows, dude
you've got a serial number if you've never given yourself a name
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>>11061852
I thought that was a joke. Leth doesn't really do that, does he?
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>>11061786
>every now and then, he'll tustle your hair
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>>11061906
let it happen and try to leverage it in to a better job
That is literally my fetish
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>>11061852
he has no idea who i am i switch it up too much
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>>11061837
i hear ya bro
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>>11061858
>newest post is by Rose
So either I'm not following you or Rose likes talking about horse dicks

unf
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>>11061591
I uhh... sometimes I shitpost about others. And talk about how I don't have any art friends. And sometimes coltboners.
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>>11061906
Sue for sexual harassment.
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>>11061913

>he knows

Fuck yes, I hope my years of only being a fag for 4 characters has given him stuff to work with

I wanna see ;-;
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>>11061921
Maybe. He is extremely good at identifying Anons tough so who knows.

>>11061926
That never worked.
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>>11061913
Yeah same. Shit he made it like more than 2 years ago. Probably almost 3. Hell it was even on his stream once before he closed the tab. Organized really well too. There were over a hundred and twenty entries.
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>>11061852
>>11061939
So he knows that there are no hateanons, but that all artists shitpost about themselves to get attention.
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>>11061910

yes, but one of them tried to kill me and another took the seats out of my car, slashed the tires, and keyed the shit out of it. so, y'know, dancing on a landmine, yes?

>>11061906

enjoy it, see where it leads. make sure that dyke Harshwhinny doesn't find out.
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>>11061901
and who dont want some of that fuckmeat?
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>there are people being killed in Turkey for standing up fro their rights and you discuss horsefuckery here
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>>11061952
Oh fuck
he knows I haven't been drawing
HE MIGHT BE HERE
RIGHT
NOW
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>>11061852
>he knows who I am because I make a lot of typos
fuck
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>>11061960
>tfw horsefucking is illegal in my state
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>>11061952
>>11061913
It really still exists? Does he even come here anymore? Like I said, I haven't heard about that since over a year ago
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>>11061913

All my screencaps have a particular file format which can be linked to a name I recently started using and to my tumblr which also could be used to find my DA and FA accounts since some stuff is posted on both. I don't think anything traces back to my real name though. The only people here who probably know my real name are a couple contributors I've commissioned.
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>>11061901
why can't american girls be this not fat
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>>11061960

Is horsefucking legal in Turkey
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>>11061952
can I have it?
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>>11061962
Uhm...you do know he is always here right? Used to be easier since he never took his trip of but seeing how he posts as Anon now it's harder to not see him.
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>>11061955
All this time
it turns out Kraut is his own hateanon
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>>11061979
Jesus christ anon, could at least pretend you don't fuck popsicle sticks?
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>>11061952

>There were over a hundred and twenty entries.

Haha, I'm probably not there then!
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>>11061952
I always pictured it as an Excel spreadsheet, but I guess a private pastebin would work
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>>11061979
Stop hanging out at Wallmart and you might see some
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>>11061962
HE COULD BE YOU

HE COULD BE ME

HE COULD EVEN BE
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>>11061989
Yeah, that was pretty obvious the whole time, but I was talking about the others.
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>>11061880
>>11061885
well dun know....how to fuck a cartoon...i mean i love the show and stuff but....lets get real...WE MEN NEED ASS
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>>11061960
those ice cream guys are amazing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7R0rY_XAxE
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>>11061965

GG pls
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>>11061979

The same reason Brits go into shock when they see knives

the same reason the French smell like piss

the same reason African Americans are 3000% more likely to commit crime
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>>11062002
>[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]
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>>11061960
>there are people being killed in Turkey for standing up fro their rights and you discuss horsefuckery here
That happens around the world every single day
what the fuck do you expect?
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Would you gather around the campfire with the ponies and share scary stories about The Zone?
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>>11062025
Something exploded, sci fi happened the end
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>>11062025
Which ponies?
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>>11061858
>>11061929

Same here:
>>11061903

But it was already on my dashboard before (I'm assuming) they made the post.
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>>11061957
what did you do to the bitches?...im not a pro but they dong go mad out of nowhere
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>>11061852
>Has that whole pastebin detailing everyone here by filename patter, sentence spacing, grammar, favoured ponies and response style. It's pretty thorough.
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>>11062025

I'd rather gather round with a bunch of other STALKERs, because I'm certain I'd be killed soon if I were in the Zone with ponies

i'd probably die fast with other STALKERs too but whatever
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>>11062013
I think I'm pretty good about not making typos actually
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>>11062046
Silly anon, you're not in the Zone.
You're just telling stories about it.
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>>11062025
No, I can just read to them and we can look at the pictures together.
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>>11061952

>he knows
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give me an ass to slap
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>>11062045
He's not autistic, just an artificial intelligence.
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>>11062053

Why would I do that then

that's boring

>I was playing STALKER when I killed a controller and some dogs
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>>11061979

just for that, junior.
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can someone post the 5000x5000 thank you image to lauren? or link
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I feel like i've beefed something hard here
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>>11061934
>you hire an expensive lawyer and take the company for all they're worth
>needless to say, this will result in Rarity getting fired in spectacular fashion
>she meets you outside the courthouse after the case is decided
>she just wanted to be close to you, she's always liked you and she didn't realise that you'd be so offended
>her eyes are full of tears when she quickly flees the scene, leaving you standing in the empty hallway

bad end
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>>11061989
Nobody gave a shit about Kraut in the first place. He just tried to stir up shit so people would continue talking about him.
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>>11062079

Usurp her position and become rich
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>>11062079
No, that seems like a pretty good end to me.
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>>11062067
Who can never play bowling...
He does draw quite nicely tough.
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>>11062076
dat face
dat head
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>>11062075
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/148/6/a/final_by_kazecloud-d66zy97.jpg
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>>11062067
>mind issues is now called artificial intellect
alright
we already filled quota of autism today in this thread
not like any more would hurt
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>>11062071
>Implying you wouldn't tell the stories like you were actually there
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>>11062097
That bad?
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>>11062089
You just destroyed a strong, independent woman's life for no good reason, anon.

She'll never trust another man again.
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Okay I'm REALLY going to have to say goodnight now, MLPG.
The sun is coming up.
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>>11062114

I've seen enough cartoons about not telling bullshit stories to know this is gonna end with them asking me to stop some kinda dreadful monster

I wouldn't lie to them
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>>11062122

You mean womyn?
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>>11062126
Good morning/night, anon.

Norning? Might?
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>>11062118
Could you try to make it a bit rounder and less ovalish?
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>>11062044

yes they do. car-girl said i was fucking her sister, and flipped after being given absolute proof that i wasn't: the fact that her sister was still a virgin. attempted murder-girl did it because she was flying on cocaine and decided i hated spending time with her.
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>>11062122

>no good reason
>sexual harassment

check your privilege
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>>11062047
You just don't capitalize and use enter as a period.
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>>11062122
For no good reason?
She's the one that sexually harassed me.
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>>11062135

it just might be norning.
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>>11062126
Oh
Alright
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>>11062135
What about Magic? Better yet MIGHT AND MAGIC
>>
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
AND YOU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J5tjfqbWkA
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>>11062130
>Not being brave enough to face the monster to save your little ponies despite never doing anything as challenging or frightening in your life

>Being a little bitch nigga
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>>11062122
How does a pony sexually harass you anyway? Why is a pony your boss?
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>>11062146
You're funny
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>>11062101
thanks m8
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>>11062155
How did that meeting with the Ursa Minor go Trixie?
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>>11062138
I figured it should be a bit oval-ish, but i guess i overdid it.
Yeah i can see her chin's kinda fat
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>>11062161
Because you're a dirty ape in a pony world
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>>11061922
>He nibbles on your ear while he sleeps
>>
http://mlpg.co/art/src/1370161547416.png

GLOW IN THE DARK
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>>11062134
>implying Rarity's a womyn
>"Darling, have you *met* my parents? I went through that phase when I was a teenager. You can imagine how well that went."
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>>11062076
>Only one response

In my inebriated state, the only thing I notice is how oval-shaped that face is. Work on your pone faces, man!

Also, "Work on it" doesn't mean "you suck," it means "keep fucking drawing"
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>>11062187
lewd
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>>11062187
woah
unf
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>>11062155

I'd try to stop like, a medium-large dog maybe. I'm just a human, man. I'm at the top of the food chain tanks to tools and intelligence. I ain't fighting a grizzly bear or fucking Cerberus.

maybe I'll invent/get a gun and do it then
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>>11062076
Golly, it look nice but this guy got what he saying. >>11062138
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>>11061952
I will just assume you are joking.
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Oh god! Pinkie just hugged me!

Quick, burn off all of my skin!
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>>11061106
sektching pones
did you know 88% of pones dont like dressies or clothes
its why they're mostly nude
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You've upset the pony
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>>11062200
>Anon gets a gun and single-handledly saves Ponyville from countless threats
>>
DORKS
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>>11062218
no they just aren't as good as Rarity
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>>11062200

it's okay. you lack the heroic fire that would be necessary to defeat the monster anyway. you'd die no matter what weapon you wielded.
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>>11062195
>>11062215
yeah, i know, see >>11062171
I've not worked enough of expressions i guess.

thanks, guys
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>>11062179
I could just work for someone else, right?
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>>11062218
>you will never dress up an indifferent pony
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>>11062232

No, I'm pretty brave with a gun in my hands.
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>>11062200
But they know from your stories that you had amazing weapons to combat the monsters in the zone.

But they also know you had the bravery. If you don't have the tools to take down the beast that threatens the lives of your little ponies, at least you'll have died honorably.
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>>11062219
I don't really care for that pony anyway
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>>11062219
She has a big butt.
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>>11062261
But enough about Twilight's face
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>>11062219
but she's still wearing her collar
I told her she could take it off if she wanted
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File deleted.
little interview with someone about the pastebin
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>>11062239
>put wheaties in a pretty dress

>she has no strong feelings one way or another
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>>11062226
Or you could just borrow Pinkie's party cannon and put it to a more military use
>Anon becomes Napoleon
Except the losing bit at the end, hopefully
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>>11062245

situational bravery isn't bravery at all. Corporal Upham in Saving Private Ryan was situationally brave, but no-one would say he was a brave man.
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>>11062261
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>>11062254
Well it's no wonder she's upset with you.

>>11062261
She does not. Her butt is normal pony size.
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>>11062282
>she doesn't put up any resistance either
>she lights up just a little when you brush her hair
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>>11062273
So he doesn't browse here anymore, I take it?
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>>11062273
Well to be honest like anon said it hasn't been mentioned in over a year.
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>>11062273
I wont believe it till I actually see that list
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>>11062273
Why would you even do that.
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>>11062285

Well then I'll take not being brave, because the ponies I care about would appreciate thinking over action.

I'd help Twilight devise and act out a plan in a heartbeat, but I'm not going toe-to-toe with the beast.
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>>11062300
Leth is always here. Who keeps making the Hiatus Journal Entry?
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>>11062285
>Cpl Upham
I've seen that movie a thousand times over but it's been a couple of years. Remind me what he did?

Was he the big pussy that tried to avoid fights?
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>>11062273

It's unfathomable how retarded you are
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>>11062297
Hnnnng
>wheaties smiles a little
>turns away when you smile back
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>>11062273
SOMEONE POST IT AGAIN
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>>11062297
>>11062327
I don't like when wheaties is happy. It makes her ugly.
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>>11062273
i actually want to see that one

just to find out whats written in my line because I'm sure my writing style is to inconsistent to actually pin me down on it
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>>11062287
Sweet baby jesus
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>>11062273
Wow. This place attracts the wrong kind of people.
It's not like this place is worth staying here anyway.
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>>11062346

I haven't seen or do not remember her happy crystal form.
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>>11062346
wow
mean
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>>11062287
Your waifu has been dethroned, Applefags
>>
I need an episode
>>
MLPG sometimes you're goddamn retarded
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>>11062367
Owls well that ends well
>>
>>11062318

he was the guy that, as a direct result of his (in)actions and hiding from conflict, put Tom Hanks in danger, got two people killed, and eventually got Tom Hanks killed by proxy. to round it off, he committed a war crime by murdering a surrendered man in cold blood. he was so beneath contempt that one of the Germans decided he wasn't even worth the bullet.
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>>11062351
>Anon: tries to be three or four different people, is immediately recognizable
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>>11062374
NORMAL RULES STILL APPLY SO FUCK YOU
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>>11062380
SaYS
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>>11062367
all the crystal empire episodes
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>>11062367

GIYC
>>
>>11062367
MMMystery
>>
>>11062367
Over a Barrel
>>
>>11062378
there are actually a few things one could use to spot me rather easily, but the rest of my writing style is so inconsistent that I dont think anyone realized yet
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>>11062376
Yeah I know exactly who you're talking about, and as a soldier, it makes me mad that he was a part of the NCO corps. Every scene in the movie with him makes me so mad
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>>11062389
The only good one is Pony game, right?
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>>11062380
When was the last time you watched Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000?
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>>11062406

mangneto pls
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>>11062373
It's not my fault.
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>>11062413
I've enjoyed them all
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>>11062413
Yes
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>>11062388
NO
>>11062392
ok
>>11062389
maybe i'll feel like rewatching these after giyc
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IS THAT YOUR COCK?
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>>11062416
na, I'm not mangneto
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>>11062412

Spielberg intended that scene where he shoots the German to be redemptive, i hear. for all his talent as a director, he can be a colossal anus from time to time.
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>>11062428
no, this is my robe
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>>11062187
Sweet Jesus.

Adding this to the queue if GG has no plans on coloring it.
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>>11062428

NO, IT'S YOURS
>>
PizzaHub.Fr

Wow.
Just
Goddamnit.
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>>11062438

nanaki pls
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Twily has very pretty wings.
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>>11062460
I agree
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>>11062456
I really like her butt
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>>11062451
>international cyber warfare
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>>11062460
They're actually kinda ugly like Luna's.
Regular pegasi wings are pretty.
Celestia's wings are fucking glorious.
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>>11062428
better believe it. look at this motherfucker.
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>>11062460
>>11062468
Prettier than Celestia's
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>>11062452
On the one hand I want to tell you that you are wrong so my posts dont get attributed to them, but on the other hand I dont want to play the guessing game for the next hour.
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>>11062428
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>>11062474
>Luna's
>ugly
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>>11062484
You take that back
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>>11062474
>ugly like Luna's
I'll fuck you up
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>>11062484
Nigga you just didn't go there
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>>11062474
You're wrong faggot.
Her wings are fucking beautiful.
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>>11062490
>Wearing nothing
I can't unf to this
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>>11062488

I've only got like, 2 more guesses anyway.

Just the name/tripfags that I've noticed change up their writing style.
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i-i wanna see the secret thing t-too...
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>>11062484
dude what
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Luna's ugly, ugly wings.
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>>11062500
>>11062503
>>11062530
Twiwings>Celestia wings
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Would you work for the spa twins
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>>11062496
These are even worse, but we were talking about canon anyway.
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>>11062496
>those hindlegs
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHheres a better one
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>>11062509

what if Fluttershy went for a jog wearing nothing but running shoes and ankle-high socks?
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>>11062538
What do I have to do and how much do I get paid?
Also are there any other jobs available?
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>>11062548
TOP UNF
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>>11062516
Oh well, if its just two more I guess I want to see them
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>>11062543
Those look okay, exactly because they look nothing like her wings on the show.
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>>11062537
Nigga I will destroy you and everything you ever loved
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>>11062552
you have to massage ponies with your special magical hands and fingers

you get paid just enough to live off of
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>>11062538
only if I get to jerk off stallions
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>>11062538
Of course, even if they are inferior to those other twins.
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>>11062558

corwin and braeburned
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>>11062548
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>>11062529
I'm actually mortified Leth got a lot of it correct. Reading the stuff associated with my name and especially if it's linked to when I go Anonymous would make horrifying reading.
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>>11062573
The second one is wrong. Just like the first one. You suck at this, Anon.
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>>11062552
Do I get dental? Will there be retirement funds? How will this affect my 401k?
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>>11062538
>Get to feel up mares all day
>Stallions too
Sign me up
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>>11062569
I think I'd rather find a job somewhere else if I could. That doesn't sound very appealing to me.
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>>11062580
This won't end well will it?
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>>11062584

Well, I never claimed to be good at it, so it's okay that I suck.
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>>11062580
What is his motivation?
What does he have to gain?
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>>11062580
Maybe Leth is the doorkeeper to pony heaven. When you die and step in front of him, he'll pull out the scroll with all your shitposts and use it to smack you down to ponyhell
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>>11062273
>>11062273
>>11062273
>[deleted]
>[deleted]
>[deleted]

FUCK
CAN SOMEONE IMGUR IT?
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>>11062607
I think I'll be ok

I rarely shitpost, and always make up for it with decent posts
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>>11062606
He's just bored.
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>>11062606
Knowledge. Leth seeks only to understand.
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>>11062610
but it wasn't deleted
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>>11062606
i have a folder with pics of a lot of contributors in here. i dont get anything from it, i just like having it
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>Team Rocket teams
>James and Jesse
>Cassidy and Butch
>Hun and Attila

>Jesse James
>Butch Cassidy
>Attila the Hun
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>You must
>Must
>Musk
UNF
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>>11062633
Moltres
Zapdos
Articuno
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>>11062610
>>11062627
Image is:
http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1370161863281.png
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>>11062649
>not uno, dos, tres
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>>11062633
>Just now realizing this
Looks like the slowpoke caught Team Rocket's tail on this one.
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>>11062660

but everyone everywhere forever knows that already
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>>11062670
yeah, but the mozart one doesnt really look intentional
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>>11062678
you're not intentional
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>>11062631
I like seeing what others look like. But most of those are just things that somehow ended up here, I wouldn't go out of my way to track down people's photographs.
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>>11062678

I dunno, it counts down from three and they're all legendary birds
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>>11062631
Everyone in here is insane.
Why have I waste so much time with all of you?
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What would happen if one of the ponies was name "my dick"?
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>>11062682
Fuck you that condom ripped for ME
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>>11062682
my parents tell me that every christmas dinner...
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[spoilerThere's one ghosty that Pinkie Pie can't giggle at: the Man in the Attic. She loves her house, but every night, when she lies in bed, she can hear scritch-scritch-scritch on the attic door and something asking her to let it out. She's asked the Cakes about it. They pretend they can't hear it, but she can see that shiver running down their spines telling her they do. But their children tell her that they hear it too. And they sometimes dream that the Man in the Attic can come into their closets. She went in there once during the day. Never during the night. She found nothing except cobwebs and cold air. And, for the first time since her childhood, she had a nightmare: she dreamt that the Man in the Attic found a way to open the door.[/spoiler]
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>>11062671
AH
>>
>>11062699
For a second I was worried
>>
OH GOD THE PONIES ARE IN YOUR WALLS
>>
Okay, it's your lucky day. The spa twins just happen to have a position open right now that they feel you may be qualified for. Your job title will be Donut Massager, and it will pay 4 bits per hour. Do you accept?
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>>11062727
Poor pones
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>>11062727
Time to free them
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>>11062728
No.
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>>11062711
how does pony even know what a Man is?
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>>11062728
A baker? fuck yeah!
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>>11062711

I love attic creepiness

that one that ended with the thing walking on ceilings what the best
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>>11062735
do they have anything in the ball fondling department?
Also, I don't think 4 bits an hour is a comfortable living wage, are they open to negotiation?
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>>11062555
What if she took a break, bent over, put her hands on her knees, and started breathing heavily?

Yes, she's a human, fucking deal with it, it makes it easier.
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>>11062727
>>11062737
let us out Anonymous
please
we just want to party with you...
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>>11062742
Because they were killed off in the great pony wars except for a few hundred thousand that ended up being slaves working underground and in the shadows.
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>>11062728
Do they need any catamites? I'm sure they also have stallion customers.
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>>11062767
why would a human go running while naked?
>>
What pony should I pretend to cuddle tonight?
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>>11062773
So you are saying that the Diamond Dogs are actually a result of a unicorn crazy scientist making genetic experiments on those humans combining them with dogs without Celestia knowing?
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>>11062773
What if man devolved into Diamond Dogs
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>>11062790
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>Decide to play some tf2 to see if I've still got it
>MVP every round
>See 4 bronies

Nope
Nope
It's even worse now
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>>11062792
>>11062798
W-woah
>>
Reminder that pone are not for sexual.
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>>11062816
woah woah woah what
what
>>
What if poneponeponeponepone?
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>>11062792
>>11062798

Diamond dogs are the war dogs humans used that ended up as the result of cross-mating with magic.

Diamond Dogs have memories of both human and dogs, through generations and generations of mating, you have your modern diamond dog.

There's only a few thousand humans left in Equestria.
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>>11062816
oh, really?

i've been using mine wrong, then...
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>>11062802
>play random tf2 servers
>ponies everywhere
>always MVP even though i'm only fucking around
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>>11062816

but griffons are, right?
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>>11062828
I like pone
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>>11062755
Maybe you can get tips from some generous customers if you go above and beyond your standard duties.
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>>11062816
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Thats pretty cute.
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>>11062850
most sexual pone right there
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>>11062848
alright fine
but I expect a raise after the first sixty days
>>
a) Your waifu is real one day per year and she spends it with you
b) You can go to Equestria one day per week every week. No time passes in the real world
c)MYSTERY BOX
>>
Okay new idea, instead of it being a story about a group of fillies going to see the Wonder Bolts, what if it's about about the original Wonder Bolts being formed? Set in the past before Spitfire and the like were even born.
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>>11062868
B
I TAKE B
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>>11062868

MYSTERY BOX
>>
Eh, I'll take the mystery box
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>>11062868
Box
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>>11062868
B
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>>11062868
bystery mox.
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>>11062868
I'll Take B. I do not want to miss this world either.
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>>11062868
b
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>>11062868
B, duh
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>>11062868
B.

I'll probably miss the internet and other tech, but I'll probably learn to have fun outside.
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>>11062867
Oh there'll be plenty of things raising even before that.
>>
reminder that /diy/ isn't even at half a million posts yet
>>
>giant plush
>cheap
>for sale

WHY CAN'T I PICK 3?
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>>11062868
So, wait

If it's one day per week but no time passes in the real world, doesn't that mean the day of the week hasn't ended so it's still the day on which you're in Equestria?

Then you get to stay in Equestria indefinitely!
>>
One more episode

Preemptive: Fuck you
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>>11062926
Both wedding episodes
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>>11062926
Last Roundup
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>>11062917
How old is that board again?
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>>11062936
FUCK YOU ANON BUT OK
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>>11062742

She doesn't know. She has no idea what a man is. She has no idea what a human is. She has no idea what hands are. But she knows that the Man in the Attic is a man, is a human, and has hands. She doesn't know how she knows it. What she knows is that the scritch-scritch-scritching is getting louder.

She asked Twilight, in an off-hand way, about ghosts. And then she asked about demons. Twilight told her that if you take a picture of where you suspect an entity, often, one will show up on the film. Pinkie tried it. A shadow, tall, looming a full five feet above her head, holding up a hand--how she knew what it was called, she didn't know--to its mouth, holding something. Something smoking. A cigarette. She didn't know how she knew that, either. The shadow of a tall man smoking.

She burned the picture. She had a nightmare that night: she was trapped in the house as it burned, consuming the Cakes, children and all, but it didn't smell like a fire should. She tried the windows and the doors and even tried kicking out the floors but all she could do was feel the heat growing around her and listen to the panicked screaming and whinnies of the Cakes. And laughing. Fear and whispers.

And when she woke up, the picture was laying on the floor, half-under the attic door.
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>>11062868
MYSTERY BOX
a and b have to many problems
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>you will never have a filly nightmare moon to cuddle
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>>11062786

To unf you.
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>>11062868
mystery box

>>11062936
winter wrap up
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>>11062950
Clearly she just needs to share a laugh with the thing
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>>11062961
But you can have thith if you want.
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>>11062920
I'd like one too but I'm a 21 year old man and that's a precipice I will not jump from.
>>
WHEN I WAS JUST A FILLY
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>>11062985
Why not?

No one has to know that you cuddle a plushie of your waifu at night.
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>>11062993
AND I KNOW FOR ABSOLUTE CERTAIN
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>>11062993

MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
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>>11062924
No
After 24 hours you just disappear and reaper in the real world

>>11062891
>>11062885
>>11062878
>>11062953

YOU GET 10 quality toys of your 10 favorite characters in the show

You can also get what's behind the spoiler if you want. It's just an optional bonus
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>>11063010
That was a boring movie.
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>>11062973

She brought it a slice of birthday cake a year to the day after she first heard it.

When she went to check on it the next morning, the candle was extinguished and almost completely new, but the cake and plate were covered in melted wax. The cake had the beginnings of mold growing on it.
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>>11063010
CAN I TRADE THE 10 TOYS FOR ONE GOOD PLUSHIE?
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>>11063010
Ha. You fool. You foolish fool. Your clever trick doesn't fool me.
SEE YOU FUCKERS IN EQUESTIRA WHERE I CAN STAY FOREVER
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>>11062610
>>11062610
>>11062610
v
>>11062610
>>11062610>>11062610>>11062610

anyone please?
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Fuck, I know that even if I DID bid on it, it would skyrocket to $150+
>>
alright. the ultimate decision. you can have what's in the MYSTERY BOX

OR

you can have what's in MYSTERY BOX #2
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>>11063042
it's right fucking there >>11062656
calm down
>>
I don't see you coming up with any better ideas.
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>>11063010

FUCK YES

LIVING TRANSFORMERS TOYS COMING UP

also I'll take
1. Celestia
2. Fluttershy
3. Discord
4. Gilda
5. Rover
6. Babs
7. Scootaloo
8. Big Mac
9. Applejack
10. Derpy
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>>11063048
just give me the pony option
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>>11063050
>404
anon pls
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>>11063010
>top 10 characters
>Discord is one of them
>I get a toy for him
>and that cupboard
So...what's stopping me from making Discord take me to Equestria?
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>>11063054

>only getting two of the mane six

literally sickening
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>>11062913
do you mean horsedicks
because if it's not horsedicks then I'm probably not prepared for it
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>>11063060

it's a living toy, not Discord
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>>11063064

Deal with it faglord
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>>11063050
dumb retard
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>>11063054
you disgust me
>>
Hey guys, decided to get some more music and movies.

Any movies you guys think are good, or would be worth a stram later?
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>>11063054
Just have 10 Pinkie toys

>funfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfun
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>>11063077
>>11063057
Now calm down
http://i.imgur.com/nucqPxR.png
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>>11063068
Didn't the cupboard make the toys alive by taking the indian from the past or something like that.
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>>11063077
well if you're going to be rude about it
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>>11063088

>ten Pinkie toys
>twelve funs

something doesn't add up motherfucker
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>>11063100
everyone knows each pinkie is can be worth more than one unit of fun
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>>11063098
hahaha
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>>11063100
A Pinkie is 1.2 funs.
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>>11063092
>Indian in the Cupboard

holy shit

I forgot about that movie until I read this post

Seriously, woah
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>>11063098
>rude
But I'm stating the fact, not bluntly insulting you.
You are a dumb retard. That is.
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>>11063010
for some reason 4chan thinks this is spam.
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>>11063010
1 Pinkie Pie
2 Apple Jack
3 Rarity
4 Mrs. Cake
5. Mr. Cake
6. Sweetie Belle
7. Cadence
8. Shining Armour
9. Twist
10. Zecora

It would be cuteness everywhere
>>
>>11063117
I'm not the one getting upset over rumors and gossip
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>>11063131
you can't say "every pony" without evading the spamfilter
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>>11063137
But it seems like you got very upset when your mental capabilities were called out.

Understandable, though. Why are you even here.
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>>11063137
But it's a fact that Leth is a stalker, who has collected data about us for years and no rumor.
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>>11063153
>>11063137
Can you not
>>
I'm really drunk and teared up a little bit while watching/listening "BBBFF" because i miss my family

neat
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>>11063153
I'm just here for the ponies
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>>11063068
>>11063092
So looking on wikipedia the cupboard actually took real persons from the past and made them alive trough the toys.
So putting a Discord toy in there would bring the real Discord here. So he has his powers. So I'm going to Equestria.
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>>11063165
Shut up Ross
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>>11063131
>Every pone
Moot thinks it's funny to still have that banned
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>>11063157
This is so fucked up i don't even know what to think.

Holyshit that guy really has issues.
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hey MLPG, anything interesting happened lately?
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>>11063174
Why would you compare me to ross

Now I'm reallly crying
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>>11063178
Stop being a idiot Anon.
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>>11063178
don't forget he's also a fan of littlest pet shop
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>>11063136

MT pls draw Mr Cake and Mrs Cake out at a fancy restaurant, all dressed up and nice.
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>>11063157
>Leth is a salker

Has he found any good artifacts?
>>
>>>/tv/33698162
>>
MLPG PLS HELP

Does anyone have a chart of pony poses?

I'm finally drunk enough to do it! I want to be a drawfag.
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>>11063180
I think my dick got bigger

I'm not sure though
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>>11063200
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>>11063206
unf
you should post pictures for verification
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>>11063188
>tfw leth is worse than sentenal

I wouldn't be surprised that samefag calling and half of the shitposting is his fault or provoked by him

Also
I want link to that comic
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>>11063178
This place has really lost it's appeal to me.
I guess it was always that way, but it's moment like this that I wish I could hate this thread to death.
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>>11063200
These pictures always make me smile
http://images.4chan.org/tv/src/1370151822750.png
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>>11063195
He's not a stalker, he's a database

and he's not a 'he', it's a computer.
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>>11063205
http://mlpg.co/art/res/23.html\\

If you have a lot of fun and want to actually learn to draw make ponies just a part of what you draw. Read the /ic/ sticky.
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Fine, I'll scrap the whole idea. You tell me what you want then.
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>>11063245
what the fuck are you talking about
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>>11063189
i dunno anon, it's already pajama time
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>>11063254
what about Cadence and Shining Armor having pajama time
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>>11063254

Then draw pajama pony enticing anon inside of her.

'C'mon it's bedtime anon, get in!'
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>>11063214
doube unf
others should also post theirs so we can do a comparison for science
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>>11063205
Good to see you wanting to expand, Scrubbles!
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>>11063261
What color.
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>>11063214
No thanks
I don't think it looks very big even though it is by the numbers
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>>11063278
blue
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>>11063272
>SBs are finally merging into a drawfagging singularity
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>>11063282
well yeah, that's why you need to post it
we'll be the judge of that
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>>11063289
>when the SB's align, all will be lost
>the prophecy will be fulfilled
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>>11063278

Purple with pink polkadots.
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>>11063302
>the time resets to October 2010
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>>11063278
MT YOU LIVE
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>>11063278

Rarara would wear the purplest of pajamas
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>>11063320
>you will never check MT's pulse
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>>11063329

We've seen her silk pajamas in the show.

tfw bronies call it a kimono because it has flowers on it.
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>>11063316
>History shall repeat itself
>the cycle will complete
>and reset
>the cycle will complete
>and reset
>the cycle will complete
>and reset
>the cycle will complete
>and reset
>the cycle will complete
>and reset
>the cycle will complete
>and reset
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>>11063316

IT IS COMING

save.yous.exe
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>>11063344
Actually she sleeps naked as seen in SS. She has that night robe for when she hears something outside
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Don't tell me this is your first rodeo anon?
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>>11063354

Does that mean we have to do it all over again Snarky?
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>>11063344
nigga dat ain't no pajamas shit dat be a robe
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How big is pony.
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>>11063358
http://derpiboo.ru/336972
>you will never ride Applejack
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>>11063383
surprisingly tall
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>>11063383
How big you want it to be anon
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>>11063389

This size of pony is terrible.

She'd roll over in her sleep and crush you.
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>>11063380
Everything but 3
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>>11063399
I'm ok with that
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>>11063401

but 3 has the best ass
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>>11063399
but she's light as a feather and marshmallow soft
it would be like a big comfy blanket
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>>11063380

3. dat luscious ass.

>>11063358

>i can dig it

that Big Mac is one baaaaad motha--
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>>11063408
But those legs are gross
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>>11063394

five feet at withers
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>>11063394
>sweetie is just a bit taller then my knee
>I could probably carry all the CMC on my shoulders and head
THAT SIZE IS PERFECT
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>>11063380
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>>11063440

I fucking hate cupcakes shit.
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>>11063440
Crap
Crap
Crap
Crap
Crap

Pinkamena = crap
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>>11063440
Everything but 3 again

I'd that 2 so hard
That Alice costume is hot
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TWILY
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>>11063443
>those tits
DAYUM
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>>11063462
>>
would you rather:

A) get high with Dash and Gilda, order a bunch of pizzas, and watch all the Jackass movies

or

B) get high with Twilight and Spike, order a bunch of tacos, and watch various 50's sci-fi movies
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>>11063462
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>>11063443
Her fucking voice...
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>>11063466
1 and 2
I don't know about 5. I mean it's decent I guess. Maybe
Not a big fan of his anthro or humans but this time 5 is nice
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>>11063474
Can I pick Fluttershy and none of her animals?
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>>11063474
Can I get high with Rarity and Twilight and laugh at the costumes and clothes from 50's sci fi movies?
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>>11063480
what does it sound like?
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>>11063466
Every single one
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>>11063474
This might be the hardest decision in mlpg ever
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>>11063493
Grating and annoying.
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>>11063466

wearing a long-sleeved shirt with no pants is one of my biggest fetishes. it would only be better if she was wearing her boyfriend's college sweatshirt.
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>>11063497
I thought you didn't like rarara
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>>11063474

Where's the getting stoned with Fluttershy?

I want to get so high with her that all we can do is cuddle and watch the sky.
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>>11063500
is there any proof
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>>11063474
B easily
Twily and Spike in a social setting would be loads of fun

You and Spike ragging on Twily would be too much fun
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>>11063507
I'm pretty sure he'd stick his dick in any warm moist hole
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>>11063486

you can

B1) get high with Rarity and Twilight and marathon Project Runway

or

B2) get high with Rarity and Twilight and marathon Real Housewives of (insert favorite RHO city here)
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>>11063517

I know he says he waifus any warm, moist hole
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>>11063474
I would pay to not have to watch a Jackass movie.
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>>11063517
Or in Harshwhinny's case, a rather dry one.
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>>11063507
Official Dan rankings:
1. Applejack
2. Rara
3. Pinka
4. Rainbow
5. Twilight
6. Flutterbutt
>>11063517
>>11063524
Ms. Harsh wouldn't like me doin' that
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Is it bad that I kind of regret having an active social life because I can't spend as much time here
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>>11063523
Can we all get high and watch MST3K?
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>>11063535
Blog updated
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>>11063533
>ranks flutterdick lowest

I USED TO HAVE RESPECT FOR YOU APPLEFUCK
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>>11063514
Bronecon 2012 streams
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>>11063545
He's right though
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>>11063549
NOBDOY NO
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>>11063545
Someone has to be last
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>>11063545
Can't handle the truth?
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>>11063533
I'm impressed...
Switch Rainbow and Fluttershy and that's perfect
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>>11063545
Look, we can all agree that fluttercunt is a piece of shit, but there are other ponies that give her a run for her money.
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>>11063474
>Doing drugs
Never ever
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>>11063541

that falls under the purview of Twilight and Spike.

you can, however, get high and watch recent movies' Rifftrax with Pinkie. catering by Pinkie.
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>>11063314
>>11063284
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>>11063564
engineer plz
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>>11063563
Whoever said anything about drugs?

You could be getting high on life.
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>>11063567
ha
cute
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>>11063567
This is one of those fetishes I don't quite understand
MT explain it to me
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>>11063533
Step up son
1. Pinkie
2. Applejack
3. Twilight
4. Rarity
5. Rainbow Dash
6. Fluttershy
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>post avant pony-core
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>>11063567

IT'S CUTE!
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>>11063567
>not pygeum time
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>>11063567
I would put my entire self inside a pajama pone nonsexually and comfortably
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>>11063564
Okay then I get high with Twilight and Rarity and just fuck around being a model as Rarity tries to teach Twilight how to make dresses
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>>11063567
10/10
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>>11063567
I bet she felt soft if I cuddle and hug her.
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i need an unf
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>>11063567

Now draw anon wearing her.
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>>11063567
>bumflap tail
Heh
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>>11063571

you can also:

get high and watch Disney movies (or Animal Planet) with Fluttershy

get high and watch bullriding with Applejack and Big Mac

get high and watch rom-coms with Rarity (nothing rom-comish will come of this)

get high and watch professional wrestling with all six
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>>11063601

watching things while high is boring though
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>>11063598
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>>11063605
>buttons
Does she have a bellybutton button?
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>>11063577
Living suit fetish (I think), basically you're wearing a living being.
I particularly like it if it's TF
Especially if the pajama pone turns you into a mare
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>>11063603

it's mostly just about chillin' like a villain with your favorite pon(y)ies.
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>>11063605
mmm she would be so warm too
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>>11063609
I dunno I imagine the buttons are the same as playing with a ponies nipples...I dunno.
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>>11063612
I thought the clothes just became magical
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>>11063620
oh jesus
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>>11063612
why do you guys always start doing this awesome fetish nonsense right after I finish jackin' it
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>>11063605

>I AM STYLISH FOR THE TIME OF SLEEPING
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>>11063620
unf
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>>11063620
>ass buttons
MT what
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>>11063628
even worse is when they start when i have whiskey dick and am planning on going to sleep
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>>11063628
Because you're the counter-culture, and we hate you.
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>>11063612
Tf I get
I wonder if its at all similar to unbirthing/vore, in why people like it?
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>>11063620
>button teats
NOICE
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>>11063628
we sense your time of weakness, so we can have all the pony to ourselves
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>>11063620
Getting dressed just became really awkward for Anon
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>>11063635
>coke pony's uncle, Whiskey Stallion
Would you take a drink from the tap?
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>>11063637
but I just want to be a comfy outfit for a chilly stallion
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>>11063634
You've never seen a butt trap crack back flap in pajamas anon? It's so convienant...it let's you poob and be warm
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>>11063638
Not that similar. It depends at what part you like from those fetishes.
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>>11063643

>"aah~! n-not so hard, dick..."
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>>11063645
>you will never suck Whiskey Stallion's whiskey dick
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>>11063648
I get that, but you're saying they'd be buttnipples.
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>>11063655
Don't forget the whiskey stones. Very important.
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One more episode, please

no guarntees I'll make it all the way through
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>>11063659
your dumb anon
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>>11063655
I'm intrigued, but this is dangerously close to watersports
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>>11063659
I dunno ponies are weird...so pajama pony has to be ten times weird. think about it....she has to fit you inside of her.....You have to go inside of her head like a HOOD. it's just...augh
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>>11063645

Whisky Stallion is the second cousin of Dunking Stallion.

all ponies we have invented come from one of two families, without exception. someone should embark upon the task of family trees.
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Would you stick your dick out of pajama pones fly and jerk it?
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>>11063680
>pot pony is their stoner cousin
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>>11063680
[incest intensifies]
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>>11063688
with my balls hanging out too, that shit pinches if i don't
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>>11063648
>You've never seen a butt trap crack back flap in pajamas
>butt trap crack back flap
I
Maybe?
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>>11063688
No i'd let her try and do the work
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>>11063671

no, just he cums whisky is all.
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>>11063690
>the loser child of Vase Pony and Urn Pony
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>>11063679
Do you look out through her mouth?
Or are her eyes like goggles or something
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>>11063688

>she giggles and says it's like she's a colt
>she pressures you into finding a GF you can bone while wearing her.
>she talks dirty to your GF in your stead.
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>>11063699
Yeah back door booty hatch flaps are very nice for when you don't wanna take your whole onsie off.
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>>11063706
>Skillet Pony is a dubstep musician
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>>11063705
I think I'll stick with feeding bottles of rum to my coke pony
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>>11063705
>what's the matter, man? Oooh, rough day? Here, let me help you wind down~
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>>11063712
her head is like a hoodie
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>>11063717
FUCK YOU
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>>11063692

well, there's children between the families, too. like, pizza pony is the daughter of Sriracha pony (a Jet) and Boogeyman pony (a Shark).
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Hold up, didn't we have a beer diamond dog?

maybe they could be friends
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>>11063739
I'm sure they could all be friends, anon
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>>11063738
>jet
>shark
Dude what
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