Barkeep

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so, how about them Bears?

Why no flutters?

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Welcome, once again...

>>11052752
I love me some Big Bac

>>11052743
These aren't they princess_ you're looking for.

>>11052752
FUCK YOU BEAR

STOP TEARING APART MY GARBAGE CANS
YOU SHIT

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No Fluttershy, got it.

>>11052768
Everything about her was discussed before 2011

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>>11052752
>TFW DA PONS WIN DA SUPERB OWL

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You're all ponying too loud and they need their sleep.

Anyone checked out the brad rape general thread?
Is this an actual thing now
When did this happen?

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>>11052794
How about some Rainbow Cat?

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>>11052678
>I'll try my best to take care of you really good.
>to take care of you really good
>really good
>REALLY GOOD
GOOD
IS
NOT
AN ADVERB
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>11052815
u wot

>>11052815
wut

>>11052826
it's in character
he's home-schooled so he's kind of dumb

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>>11052826
Cool your horse titties, Twilight.

>>11052844
>>11052815

Yeah apparently this is a thing
>>11039286

>>11052826
Oh get a load of the NERD POLICE

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>>11052806
you think this is a fucking game>

>>11052864
why

Rollin'

Evens - Art
Odds - Nap

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>>11052849
>taught by Celestia
>dumb

>>11052734
My Little Elitist Ponychanning Hugboxing General

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What if you were given the chance to marry your waifu, but you had to do it while she was still a filly? You're also about the same age as her.

>>11052878
>>11052878
How about Celestia counseling Freud?

>>11052878
don't stream

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>>11049131
so this quest was happening but maybe it's over or something

>>11052888
>babycakes.vocaroo

>>11052876
I wish i knew.
I really do.

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>>11052888
>hugboxing
Clearly you haven't been here long.

Freud x Celestia when?

>>11052826
>caring about grammar in speech between people/internet posts
It's not writing an essay, yeesh. Incorrect grammar and colloquial language are to be expected, don't be so autistic.

>>11052905
told you bro

no one gives a shit

>>11052906
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DjnRLsbOWI

>>11052889
Child marriage is fu-
>You're also about the same age as her
So... is it consensual?

>>11052919
I do

>>11052915
Man that comic gave Chrysalis some delicious expressions.

>>11052919
I briefly gave a shit
but the guy that was running it died

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_SjhcdF_J4

What if batpony flashing people

>>11052924
Yes.

>>11052885
>Celstia
>Smart

>>11052905
I was eating dinner and I'm talking with my editor.

Also, why did you save that vile abomination?

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>>11052769
shittner why are you such a ham

>>11052878
LK pls something

>>11052923
Wowza!

>>11052958
Also, I forgot.

Should I just make a text adventure instead of a CYOA? I have the program to make one.

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>>11052938
Changeling arc is definitely my favorite.

>>11052923
Not that one, but it works too

>>11052967
Lenard Nemoy? More like Lenard STINKmoy!

Would you help a filly or colt with their homework?

>>11052849
>yfw homeschooled kids are statistically more likely to have high iqs and be more succesful in their careers

>>11052897
>Freud lying on a couch
>"You know, you rather remind me of my dear mother...."

>>11053010

They're also more likely to have no sense of style, as well as large heads and robotic sounding voices devoid of inflection.

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>>11052953
I'm gonna scry you and stomp on your shit, anon, I swear to god

>>11053003
Depends on what they need help with.

>>11052889
Yes. I get my waifu AND nearly double my life time

>Go on our honneymoon
>AT DISNEYLAND
>Consummate the marriage with a slumber party at the hotel and snuggle nonsexually

>>11052889
where's the downside

>>11053030
From my experience gotta agree with you. Homeschooled kids are usually wwweeeeiiirrrddd.

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>>11052889
Is there a catch?

>>11052967
you are what you eat

william shatner is very fat

>>11053033
>Twilight
>Scrying
>Doing any magic more complex then levitating a bear

It is to laugh

>>11053074
I like little tex more then normal tex but tex only posts that on his blog

>>11053001
>Not Leonard No more

>>11053074
That catch is you really should be drawing

Does using a ruler on your tablet work well for making straight lines?

>>11053092
>little tex

Shit, that's also an author avatar? Is Tex incapable of creating characters that aren't standins for himself?

>>11053078
So I guess George Takei at a lot of gay guys then!

>>11053036
Just for fun, let's say this;

A math worksheet - simple multiplication and division problems on one side, and long division on the other. They have to show their work.
and
A science worksheet - questions about animals and plants from around Equestria on one side, and the other side is questions about different kinds of weather.

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>>11053082
I'M GONNA FUCK UP YOUR WHOLE CITY YOU IGNORANT CUNT
GET READY FOR THE DEVASTATION

>>11052981
Like Zork? That would be interesting.

>>11053149

>Feelguy by Megasweet

>>11053134
unf

>>11053143
>Pony Zork
>any text-based adventure game at all
Fuck yes!

>>11053149
what was it?

>>11053113
hahaahaaHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAA
no it does not

>>11053149
Well post it.

>>11053149
What was the request? You could easily have just missed them.

>>11053141
>implying I live in a city

Oh look, Twilight got her facts wrong. Again. Not really surprising from such a awful student with poor study habits

>>11053174
Some baker OC

>>11053160
It took a second, but I got it.

>>11052952
>You will never have a play wedding with your pony waifu as kids were you exchange vows and paper hooflets
>You will never both hold onto those for years
>You will never exchange those along with the real ones when you formally get married as adults

>>11053074
No catch, no mystery box, no bullshit.

>>11053138
I got this shit. 2easy

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Ponies share design charactersistics with anime lolis. If you like one, you like the others. You are all closet pedophiles who won't admit this.

>>11053214

Just remember: You can't do the work for them. That'd be cheating.

>>11053060
>Consumating your childhood marriage with nonsexual snuggles
hnnnnng

>>11053174
yeah I'd be totally down for a pony text adventure game!

If only SOME SPECIFIC ARTIST WAS WORKING ON A GAME LIKE THIS. BOY I TELL YOU. IF THERE WAS ONE LIKE THAT AND THEY WERE NOT CURRENTLY WORKING ON IT NOW, I'D GIVE THEM A WORD OR TWO

>>11053197
That was actually me!
I had to go to a friend's birthday party. Could you post it again?

>>11053138
>long division
I'm out. Forgot how to do that shit a long time ago.

>>11053234
That's fine, I can walk them through it, or show them in the book where it teaches it

>>11053230
we freely talk about our pedolust here

you must be new

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>>11053230
But I was already a lolicon before I got into ponies.

>>11053230
But anon, I do like loli.

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>>11053230
Yes, yes I'm seeing the similarities.

>>11053259
Is he the little spoon or the big spoon?

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>>11053259
Glorious!

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>>11053241
I'm actually surprised people are still waiting for it.
Didn't I start this thing in before season 2 came out?

>>11053138
>long division
Fuck.
I guess I'll do it. At least it's not calculus.

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>>11053272
I want to see more of the commander changeling.

>>11053307
Is this by the same person who did that comic about a dog who thinks she's people and tries to fuck the boy that owns her?

Does anyone have that picture of the brony lifting hilariously small weights while Dash coaches him?

>>11053241
>>11053174
I've been meaning to do something like this.

I got way too fucking ambitious and wanted to code the program that read the files holding the rooms, item and command lists.
I was doing it in C++ for the program and Lua for the scripts.

I was basically done, just too lazy to write all those commands. I was using the Zork ZIL language as a basis for it.

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>>11052734

>>11053328
I still see him as the tough commander with a heart of gold

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>>11053335
No but I have this

>>11053347
gb2 delta quadrant

>>11053358

>crossfit

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Hey MLPG.

Just letting you know the MLPG dwarf fortress succession game is coming along on the sub. Its still open if anyone else wants to participate.

http://mlpg.co/v/res/459.html

Also checking in to see if anyone would like to do more dramatic readings of bad fanfiction. I need to know so I can tell how intoxicated I need to get. And unless there's any better ideas, it's going to be more Fallout Equestria.

Also how about a joke?

Braeburn actually got in very big trouble with the law in Appaloosa. Horse wrangling. The penalty in small frontier towns for such a thing is actually death. Everyone one showed up for the hanging.

Afterwards everyone commented on how he was very well hung!

>>11053358
>crossfit

kek

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>>11053356
>heart of gold
right
>not a ruthlessly efficient killing machine

>>11053230
Little girls are completely unattractive, annoying, and usually kind of gross but hoo boy do I like me some loli.

>>11053290
Who are you, what project are you talking about and how far along are you?

>>11053391
what is pony was a dinosaur

>>11053358
>Nathan goes to the gym

What?

>>11053420
I forgot how ugly Seth was

>>11053384
Where can I hear you do these readings? I've missed like 24 of them already

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>>11053409
It's the cuteness.

Humans are always attracted to cute things.

And not in the sexual way, at least not all the time.

>>11053384
So, I can assume Pretty Princess is canceled?

>>11053408
I suppose it's a matter of perspective. To the other changlings he's probably a bro, always looking out for them and keeping them in line.

To their victims, however...

>>11053384
what if you dramatically read good fanfiction?

>>11053433
He looked marginally better with longer hair without a douche bag gel look.

>>11053420
Straight outta innsmouth

>>11053462
Key word marginally

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>>11052889
But what if My waifu is already a filly?

>>11053460
>fanfiction
>good

lelele

>>11053436
Art is cute/sexy. The reality is not.

I really don't see any problems with lolicon art so long as it is only art/animation. As soon as you involve real children it crosses the line.

I think part of it is that because it IS drawn, there is a dissociation with what it is depicting that helps to ease or remove feelings of guilt. That's why rape art, lolicon and more are so popular. Because when it is fiction and illustration it isn't hurting anyone. It is safe.

>>11053409
There's truth to this.

That's why the cutest ones are over 13 or so. They're beginning to develop their womanly beauty but still have their child-like cuteness to them. I would never a child, I just find that age has an beautiful overlap

mom?

>>11053384
What if you read MLPG fanfiction

>>11053483
Then you become her age and get to fall in love with her all over again as she gets to know you better.

>>11053501
You fucking fetishfags are the most hilarious and pathetic thing in the General.

>>11053435
I've only done 2 so far. I'm using a free account so it'll only be up for a while. Here's the first

http://new.livestream.com/accounts/4122811/events/2132999/videos/19869034

>>11053442
Yes. I think I'm just going to quit questing all together. I'm no writer, nearly every other person who has ever quested blows me out of the water and it simply wasnt fun anymore, for me or for those playing.

>>11053460
>>11053503
Give me a link and I'll consider it.

Fallout Equestria is.....daunting at times.

>liking loli
Ya'll some weirdos

>>11053273
Either way you want it bby~~~

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>>11053384
>not "hung like a horse"
What, was it too obvious?

>>11053418
http://play.textadventures.co.uk/Play.aspx?id=qpz0tpngf0a3ca5fw2bpsg

Started a text adventure game back in the day where you are a pony visiting ponyville from harsh conditions.

The game was meant to play like a day to day slice of life in Ponyville with a few actual relationship mechanics.

I'm still working on it, its just I'd rather draw then write 96% of the times.

>>11053552
>>11053418

Also here's the description page
http://textadventures.co.uk/games/view/qpz0tpngf0a3ca5fw2bpsg/welcome-to-ponyville

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>>11053531

Anything new?

>>11053420
He looks an ugly Rowan Atkinson

>>11053531
actually, I think the people who attack them are far more pathetic. They keep almost everything in the dead horse and spoilered. How does it even affect you?

>>11053527
yes.

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>>11053536
I like ponies.

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>>11053536
>not liking loli

>>11053575
Donuts

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>>11053179
works for me

>>11053531
I'm just here for Momma Fausts breast milk.

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>>11053483
>>11053527
>gets to know you better
she'd probably end up hating me in the process

>>11053494
teen girls are amazing

tight young bodies that are just aching to be picked

and then they open their mouths

>trying to write a fapfic about googirls
>start out amazing
>run out of steam right before getting to the part where she reveals her cock

god

fucking
dangit

>>11053536
tell that to jalm or vulapa

>>11053535
Can you upload them to mediafire or YouTube please?

>>11053651
>>trying to write

found your problem

>>11053494
Yeah got to agree with you there. I also like that they're usually so small. I have a fetish for sex partners. So fun to pick up and toss around. Also plays into my domination fetish nicely. But yeah, I'd never a child either. Just too evil. Even if they are really hot at early puberty stage.

>>11053610
>not momma Celesti

>>11053635

Yes -- nature has programmed you for that.

Too bad they are completely insane.

>>11053662
you know what I mean snarky mc snarkington

>>11053203

>Standing at the altar with her
>She's never looked more beautiful than she does now in her dress, her eyes shining with joyous tears as you say your vows.
>"With this ring, I thee wed..."
>You slip a worn, yellowed piece of folded paper onto her hoofhand, before following it with the golden band.
>"Wear it as a symbol of our love and commitment."
>She chokes back a sob, smiling broadly as she sees the ring you made for her all those years ago - a child's plaything, made with a promise; a promise you have now fulfilled.
>When it's her turn, you're reunited with the one she made for you. A little yellow, but perfectly preserved - obviously kept someplace safe until its time came.
>Her voice is almost a whisper, she's so choked up, before she takes a breath, and speaking loud and clear, says her vows.
>As the celebrant begins to speak to your congregated friends and family, she whispers to you.
>"You remembered...!"
>Giving her a smile, you answer.
>"I promised."
>"...In so much as these two have consented to live forever together in wedlock, and have witnessed the same before this company, having given and pledged their troth, each to the other, and having declared same by the giving and receiving of a ring, I pronounce them husband and wife."
>"You may kiss the bride."

>>11053635
If only there were some way of eliminating that last thing.

Some kind of gag or plug

Perhaps phallic in shape

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>Fetish talk

Hey guys wanna hear a story?
I used to hang out in TF2 with some furries and played games with them. They were kind of jerkish but in the sporty kind of way.

Anyway I got along with this one guy and played L4D with him and a friend of his.

We played a campaign and at one point, his friend absolutely refused to continue until we told him our fetishes.

Being completely new to anything fetish related, I drew a blank. Him and my friend spilled the beans but when it came to my turn, all I could say was "I don't know, Yuri I guess."

We continued playing but he was clearly disappointed.

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so you guys like humanized at all?

>>11053551
so thats where dafty went

>>11053322
>>11053248

>I'm not the only one who forgot how to do long division

Oh thank God.

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>>11053599

>>11053660
I'll think about it, but I honestly don't think my drunken stammerings of brony fanfiction are worth saving. This is partly for practice and partly for fun

>>11053696
Hell yeah I do

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>>11053615
Well sack up. Scootaloo will always be my tomboyish waifu who doesn't afraid of anything.

>>11053322
>>11053248
retards

>>11053615
But you get to start anew, Anon. Far away from what made you you and at a younger age again. You can start over again with her.

>>11053696
not really
MSOB's are alright

SO WHO IS GOING TO THE MLPG BRONYCON ORGY?

http://mlpg.co/unf/res/325.html

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>>11053696
Yes I do, but its hard to pick a favorite most of the time.

>>11053696
no hasbro

i don't

ok i would sunset shimmer

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>>11053138
>long division
This is one of those things where I completely forget what it is but I could do the problem if I saw it.

>>11053663
please don't. I know you wouldn't a kid... but damn does that sound creepy.

>>11053744

unf, I think this turns me on more than if it were her holding it up~

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>>11053696

Yes.

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>>11053758

>>11053595
Me too

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>Tfw you spend a lot of time on something
>Tfw you think its not as good as it could be but you're ready to move on
>Tfw you post it and hide away from the site afraid to hear the feedback
>Curiousity is killing you so you go back to look and people love it

NO
THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED

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>>11053696
Sometimes I guess.

>>11053723
After I started algebra all my teachers told me "just use a calculator, long division takes too long." After 8 years of not doing that shit it's hard to remember. I've relearned it a few times, but I keep forgetting because I'm a lazy fuck and my phone has a calculator.

>>11053721
Tomboys tend to mild out as they get older. They just discover femininity at an older age.

Sometimes they keep some of their traits but I've seen a girl do a 180.

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These are me>>11053593
>>11053721
>>11053483

>>11053724
Shit the only thing I wish for would to be back at a younger age but keep all my memories and knowledge right now.

I would still have no problem marrying my pony waifu scootaloo

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>you will never overthrow the Turkish government

>>11053800
could she do a kickflip?

>>11053535
>Sign up
>receive e-mail
>click link to comfirm e-mail
>get sent to the homepage
>no password or anything

Looks like I'll be missing out once more

>>11053775
>liking bland anon's humans

hue

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>>11053800
Yeah, but you'll know that she likes to do fun shit. I had a girlfriend who I totally didn't know was a tomboy growing up. She loved skydiving, rock climbing and all the outdoorsy shit like camping also

>>11053772

That's because it makes you feel like you're not supposed to be looking.

>>11053821
No, but I killed a bunch of janissaries and stopped a plot to murder the sultan this one time

>>11053837

blandanon doesn't draw anything. Art-Anon drew this.

>>11053666
With those devil trips, I might have to say Luna. Even though Celestia is bestia

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I FOUND IT

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Pony suddenly goes lame

wat do?

>>11053827
No, but she could do a backflip.

Came in handy when her friend tried for cheerleading and she figured she would too.

a

>>11053872
Ahaha holy fuck
I almost choked on my water

>>11053789
t-tess, is that you?

>>11053787
>negative reaction to people liking your work
Weenie.

>>11053854

Is there any good site that has material like this?
Girls covering themselves up from the camera looking angry/surprised/turned on? pls?

>>11053778
>lick my hoof slave

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>>11053893
>water
>not horse semen

>>11053879

But that pony has always been lame.

>>11053893
>not benching sub three pound weights
Might get too big, bro

How have you promoted the white race lately, MLPG?

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>>11053724
>>11053851
>outdoorsy things

i'll beef it on day 1

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>>11053898
No, I am not Tess.

>>11053834
Do you also have a free account? Apparently only other members can view it.

I'd get a membership if I had any movies to stream

>>11053775

I dont like that, because I don't think Tex-Anon is ever openly hostile. Annoyed at most.

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I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU!

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>>11053880
Can she do a blackflip?

>>11053879
that's the only position she's good in.

face down ass up

>>11053923
by shucking and jiving for the white man

>>11053926
;_;

>>11053864

Go back to bed bland anon.

>tiarawhy trying to leech views by including fluffys characters

wow, i thought they hated each other.

>>11053939
How would you respond?

>>11053925
You'll never quit though, right? You'll keep doing things with her even as you fall on your ass, scratch your face and tear your pants, right?
You'll laugh at yourself with her?

You'll tell her how much fun you had and how you can't wait to do it again, right?

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>>11053911

>>11053972
Should have deepthroated like I do.

>>11053956

Tiara is a scumbag. Only a few steps above Child pornographer.

>>11053902
But I don't want people to like thing. I want them to hate thing so I have some motivation to get better at thing

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>>11053954
Sorry to disappoint you, Anon.

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>>11053696
Yeah. Too bad most of the good ones dropped pony a long time ago.

>>11053972
u-unf

Julia Louis-Dreyfus is unattractive.

>>11053986
>above

>>11053981
but it's so haaaard

>>11053999
accurate

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>>11053969
i'd probably panic between the 4th and 7th time i try and just go home and cry myself to sleep

>>11053972
a shame shes a jew, disgusting.

>>11053986
roundstable pls

>>11053986


Please see >>11052888

>>11053962

BREAK OUT INTO SONG

http://mlpg.co/dashie

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>>11053925
Outdoorsy things aren't hard
I used to be a girl scout and the worst thing that ever happened to me was massive food poisoning.

>>11053986
well, i dunno about that. that is going pretty far.

>>11053930
>>11053943

lul

>>11054014
>cry yourself to sleep

You had better be a lesbo getting the hots for scootaloo

>>11053934

TexAnon strikes me as the kind of guy whose "pleased to meet you" face looks like most people's "I'm going to stab you in the face with an icepick" face.

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>>11054024
>girl scout

see this what do

>>11054052
Ask her if she can wink yet

>>11054014
Goddammit, Scootanon, I'm trying to hook you up and you just fucking it up.

Maybe you should just date Twist.

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>How come you all aren't breeding bunnies?

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>>11053925
You don't like the great out doors? I think you picked the wrong pony waifu

>>11054052

buy cookies

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best ponies
best ship

>>11054052
buy thin mints.

>>11054072
Because I cut off all the male bunnies' penises to make delicious bunny penis soup.

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>>11054052
Freak the fuck out because I already bought a box somewhere else and they are going to come after me on the way out of the store too.
No, but seriously, politely decline and then try and not let the cute little pony girls guilt trip me into that.

>>11054024
>was massive food poisoning.
Undercooked meal?

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>>11052897

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>>11054088
but that basically means any pony is the wrong pony waifu, theres not a single one that doesn't like the outdoors because they're all designed to be normal, hobby-wise.

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>>11054095

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>>11053990
Well then at a certain point then you're going to need to:
-motivate yourself
-show your art to people who will be more critical of it

And occasionally you will need to be prepared for people actually liking your art.

>>11054019

http://mlpeg.co
http://mlpg.co/dashie
http://mlpg.co/derpy
http://mlpg.co/twily

Am I missing any?

>>11054052
Buy a single box.

Yep, just one.

Dont give me that look I said just one. THOSE EYES ARENT GOING TO WORK ON ME MISSY

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Why aren't you hanging out with your friends? Why are you so introverted? Why are you such a social shut-in?

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>>11054095

>that skirt

>>11054052
Buy those cookies
Tell her she's adorable
Go back inside
Tell pony waifu I just bought a box of cookies
She puts her ass in the air
Insert all of the cookies, 1 by 1, into her ass
Girl Scout pone is none the wiser

>>11054121
>Sometimes a horn is just a horn, Mr. Freud.

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>>11054070
>Maybe you should just date Twist.

10/10 would agree with

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>Wha-What's that anon? You say I h-have a...smelly rear?

>Finally a chunky anime character that is getting loads of fanart

About fucking time Japan

>>11054095
What is it called in animation where the textures are static no matter what the characters are doing?

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>>11054049

Nah. He's bored and annoyed that you're bugging him when he has more important things to do. Deep down he secretly likes it a bit, but won't show it. That keeps him somewhat sympathetic.

If you take that kind of character too far, he simply becomes a jerk. Good writers know this. In Berserk for instance, especially in the first three volumes, Guts can seem like a psycho jerk. But there's lots and lots of scenes showing him caring about others, which allows the audience to remain sympathetic to him.

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>>11054122
Well, there's always Fluttershy, who seems as timid as you are. You could be each others building block

>>11054180

huh?
who?

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>>11054052

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>>11054138
>MLPG
>friends

>>11054131
there was eqg marker one
i for got the url

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>>11054131
>http://mlpeg.co
>the song goes faster the more it keeps going

>>11054065
you mean like this, mister?

>she winks her eye

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>>11054138
Because ponies.

>>11054178
Who's ponut is that?

>>11053903
MSoB does it sometimes.

>>11054178

>Jelly donut surrounded by green vegetables

>>11054121
haha

>>11053769
Yeah, I realize. Since I was talking about my mild attraction to children that should not be sexed I decided to just leave subtlety behind all together. Like I said though, never would. Even if I was sociopathic enough to not have moral objections I'm too afraid of being caught. Shit, even buying weed gives me a heart attack about the popo showing up.

>>11054199
Super Pochaco, from the Sonico thingie

Look it up on Danbooru

>>11054209
The first link in the post you quoted.

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>>11054121

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>>11054182
I don't know, but I like it.