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My Little Pony General

Where we can discuss ANYTHING you'd like.

Except Fluttershy

Old thread: >>11049098
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Barkeep
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so, how about them Bears?
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Why no flutters?
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Welcome, once again...
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>>11052752
I love me some Big Bac
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>>11052743
These aren't they princess_ you're looking for.
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>>11052752
FUCK YOU BEAR

STOP TEARING APART MY GARBAGE CANS
YOU SHIT
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No Fluttershy, got it.
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>>11052768
Everything about her was discussed before 2011
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>>11052752
>TFW DA PONS WIN DA SUPERB OWL
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You're all ponying too loud and they need their sleep.
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Anyone checked out the brad rape general thread?
Is this an actual thing now
When did this happen?
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>>11052794
How about some Rainbow Cat?
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>>11052678
>I'll try my best to take care of you really good.
>to take care of you really good
>really good
>REALLY GOOD
GOOD
IS
NOT
AN ADVERB
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>11052815
u wot
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>>11052815
wut
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>>11052826
it's in character
he's home-schooled so he's kind of dumb
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>>11052826
Cool your horse titties, Twilight.
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>>11052844
>>11052815

Yeah apparently this is a thing
>>11039286
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>>11052826
Oh get a load of the NERD POLICE
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>>11052806
you think this is a fucking game>
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>>11052864
why
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Rollin'

Evens - Art
Odds - Nap
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>>11052849
>taught by Celestia
>dumb
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>>11052734
My Little Elitist Ponychanning Hugboxing General
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What if you were given the chance to marry your waifu, but you had to do it while she was still a filly? You're also about the same age as her.
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>>11052878
>>11052878
How about Celestia counseling Freud?
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>>11052878
don't stream
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>>11049131
so this quest was happening but maybe it's over or something
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>>11052888
>babycakes.vocaroo
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>>11052876
I wish i knew.
I really do.
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>>11052888
>hugboxing
Clearly you haven't been here long.
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Freud x Celestia when?
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>>11052826
>caring about grammar in speech between people/internet posts
It's not writing an essay, yeesh. Incorrect grammar and colloquial language are to be expected, don't be so autistic.
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>>11052905
told you bro

no one gives a shit
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>>11052906
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DjnRLsbOWI
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>>11052889
Child marriage is fu-
>You're also about the same age as her
So... is it consensual?
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>>11052919
I do
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>>11052915
Man that comic gave Chrysalis some delicious expressions.
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>>11052919
I briefly gave a shit
but the guy that was running it died
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_SjhcdF_J4

What if batpony flashing people
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>>11052924
Yes.
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>>11052885
>Celstia
>Smart
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>>11052905
I was eating dinner and I'm talking with my editor.

Also, why did you save that vile abomination?
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>>11052769
shittner why are you such a ham
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>>11052878
LK pls something
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>>11052923
Wowza!
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>>11052958
Also, I forgot.

Should I just make a text adventure instead of a CYOA? I have the program to make one.
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>>11052938
Changeling arc is definitely my favorite.
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>>11052923
Not that one, but it works too
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>>11052967
Lenard Nemoy? More like Lenard STINKmoy!
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Would you help a filly or colt with their homework?
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>>11052849
>yfw homeschooled kids are statistically more likely to have high iqs and be more succesful in their careers
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>>11052897
>Freud lying on a couch
>"You know, you rather remind me of my dear mother...."
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>>11053010

They're also more likely to have no sense of style, as well as large heads and robotic sounding voices devoid of inflection.
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>>11052953
I'm gonna scry you and stomp on your shit, anon, I swear to god
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>>11053003
Depends on what they need help with.
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>>11052889
Yes. I get my waifu AND nearly double my life time

>Go on our honneymoon
>AT DISNEYLAND
>Consummate the marriage with a slumber party at the hotel and snuggle nonsexually
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>>11052889
where's the downside
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>>11053030
From my experience gotta agree with you. Homeschooled kids are usually wwweeeeiiirrrddd.
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>>11052889
Is there a catch?
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>>11052967
you are what you eat

william shatner is very fat
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>>11053033
>Twilight
>Scrying
>Doing any magic more complex then levitating a bear

It is to laugh
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>>11053074
I like little tex more then normal tex but tex only posts that on his blog
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>>11053001
>Not Leonard No more
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>>11053074
That catch is you really should be drawing
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Does using a ruler on your tablet work well for making straight lines?
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>>11053092
>little tex

Shit, that's also an author avatar? Is Tex incapable of creating characters that aren't standins for himself?
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>>11053078
So I guess George Takei at a lot of gay guys then!
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>>11053036
Just for fun, let's say this;

A math worksheet - simple multiplication and division problems on one side, and long division on the other. They have to show their work.
and
A science worksheet - questions about animals and plants from around Equestria on one side, and the other side is questions about different kinds of weather.
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>>11053082
I'M GONNA FUCK UP YOUR WHOLE CITY YOU IGNORANT CUNT
GET READY FOR THE DEVASTATION
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>>11052981
Like Zork? That would be interesting.
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>>11053149

>Feelguy by Megasweet
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>>11053134
unf
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>>11053143
>Pony Zork
>any text-based adventure game at all
Fuck yes!

>>11053149
what was it?
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>>11053113
hahaahaaHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAA
no it does not
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>>11053149
Well post it.
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>>11053149
What was the request? You could easily have just missed them.
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>>11053141
>implying I live in a city

Oh look, Twilight got her facts wrong. Again. Not really surprising from such a awful student with poor study habits
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>>11053174
Some baker OC
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>>11053160
It took a second, but I got it.
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>>11052952
>You will never have a play wedding with your pony waifu as kids were you exchange vows and paper hooflets
>You will never both hold onto those for years
>You will never exchange those along with the real ones when you formally get married as adults
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>>11053074
No catch, no mystery box, no bullshit.
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>>11053138
I got this shit. 2easy
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Ponies share design charactersistics with anime lolis. If you like one, you like the others. You are all closet pedophiles who won't admit this.
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>>11053214

Just remember: You can't do the work for them. That'd be cheating.
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>>11053060
>Consumating your childhood marriage with nonsexual snuggles
hnnnnng
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>>11053174
yeah I'd be totally down for a pony text adventure game!

If only SOME SPECIFIC ARTIST WAS WORKING ON A GAME LIKE THIS. BOY I TELL YOU. IF THERE WAS ONE LIKE THAT AND THEY WERE NOT CURRENTLY WORKING ON IT NOW, I'D GIVE THEM A WORD OR TWO
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>>11053197
That was actually me!
I had to go to a friend's birthday party. Could you post it again?
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>>11053138
>long division
I'm out. Forgot how to do that shit a long time ago.
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>>11053234
That's fine, I can walk them through it, or show them in the book where it teaches it
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>>11053230
we freely talk about our pedolust here

you must be new
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>>11053230
But I was already a lolicon before I got into ponies.
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>>11053230
But anon, I do like loli.
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>>11053230
Yes, yes I'm seeing the similarities.
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>>11053259
Is he the little spoon or the big spoon?
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>>11053259
Glorious!
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>>11053241
I'm actually surprised people are still waiting for it.
Didn't I start this thing in before season 2 came out?
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>>11053138
>long division
Fuck.
I guess I'll do it. At least it's not calculus.
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>>11053272
I want to see more of the commander changeling.
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>>11053307
Is this by the same person who did that comic about a dog who thinks she's people and tries to fuck the boy that owns her?
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Does anyone have that picture of the brony lifting hilariously small weights while Dash coaches him?
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>>11053241
>>11053174
I've been meaning to do something like this.

I got way too fucking ambitious and wanted to code the program that read the files holding the rooms, item and command lists.
I was doing it in C++ for the program and Lua for the scripts.

I was basically done, just too lazy to write all those commands. I was using the Zork ZIL language as a basis for it.
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>>11052734
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>>11053328
I still see him as the tough commander with a heart of gold
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>>11053335
No but I have this
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>>11053347
gb2 delta quadrant
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>>11053358

>crossfit
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Hey MLPG.

Just letting you know the MLPG dwarf fortress succession game is coming along on the sub. Its still open if anyone else wants to participate.

http://mlpg.co/v/res/459.html

Also checking in to see if anyone would like to do more dramatic readings of bad fanfiction. I need to know so I can tell how intoxicated I need to get. And unless there's any better ideas, it's going to be more Fallout Equestria.

Also how about a joke?

Braeburn actually got in very big trouble with the law in Appaloosa. Horse wrangling. The penalty in small frontier towns for such a thing is actually death. Everyone one showed up for the hanging.

Afterwards everyone commented on how he was very well hung!
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>>11053358
>crossfit
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kek
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>>11053356
>heart of gold
right
>not a ruthlessly efficient killing machine
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>>11053230
Little girls are completely unattractive, annoying, and usually kind of gross but hoo boy do I like me some loli.
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>>11053290
Who are you, what project are you talking about and how far along are you?
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>>11053391
what is pony was a dinosaur
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>>11053358
>Nathan goes to the gym

What?
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>>11053420
I forgot how ugly Seth was
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>>11053384
Where can I hear you do these readings? I've missed like 24 of them already
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>>11053409
It's the cuteness.

Humans are always attracted to cute things.

And not in the sexual way, at least not all the time.
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>>11053384
So, I can assume Pretty Princess is canceled?
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>>11053408
I suppose it's a matter of perspective. To the other changlings he's probably a bro, always looking out for them and keeping them in line.

To their victims, however...
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>>11053384
what if you dramatically read good fanfiction?
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>>11053433
He looked marginally better with longer hair without a douche bag gel look.
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>>11053420
Straight outta innsmouth
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>>11053462
Key word marginally
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>>11052889
But what if My waifu is already a filly?
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>>11053460
>fanfiction
>good

lelele
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>>11053436
Art is cute/sexy. The reality is not.

I really don't see any problems with lolicon art so long as it is only art/animation. As soon as you involve real children it crosses the line.

I think part of it is that because it IS drawn, there is a dissociation with what it is depicting that helps to ease or remove feelings of guilt. That's why rape art, lolicon and more are so popular. Because when it is fiction and illustration it isn't hurting anyone. It is safe.
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>>11053409
There's truth to this.

That's why the cutest ones are over 13 or so. They're beginning to develop their womanly beauty but still have their child-like cuteness to them. I would never a child, I just find that age has an beautiful overlap
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mom?
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>>11053384
What if you read MLPG fanfiction
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>>11053483
Then you become her age and get to fall in love with her all over again as she gets to know you better.
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>>11053501
You fucking fetishfags are the most hilarious and pathetic thing in the General.
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>>11053435
I've only done 2 so far. I'm using a free account so it'll only be up for a while. Here's the first

http://new.livestream.com/accounts/4122811/events/2132999/videos/19869034

>>11053442
Yes. I think I'm just going to quit questing all together. I'm no writer, nearly every other person who has ever quested blows me out of the water and it simply wasnt fun anymore, for me or for those playing.

>>11053460
>>11053503
Give me a link and I'll consider it.

Fallout Equestria is.....daunting at times.
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>liking loli
Ya'll some weirdos
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>>11053273
Either way you want it bby~~~
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>>11053384
>not "hung like a horse"
What, was it too obvious?
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>>11053418
http://play.textadventures.co.uk/Play.aspx?id=qpz0tpngf0a3ca5fw2bpsg

Started a text adventure game back in the day where you are a pony visiting ponyville from harsh conditions.

The game was meant to play like a day to day slice of life in Ponyville with a few actual relationship mechanics.

I'm still working on it, its just I'd rather draw then write 96% of the times.
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>>11053552
>>11053418

Also here's the description page
http://textadventures.co.uk/games/view/qpz0tpngf0a3ca5fw2bpsg/welcome-to-ponyville
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>>11053531
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Anything new?
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>>11053420
He looks an ugly Rowan Atkinson
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>>11053531
actually, I think the people who attack them are far more pathetic. They keep almost everything in the dead horse and spoilered. How does it even affect you?
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>>11053527
yes.
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>>11053536
I like ponies.
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>>11053536
>not liking loli
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>>11053575
Donuts
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>>11053179
works for me
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>>11053531
I'm just here for Momma Fausts breast milk.
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>>11053483
>>11053527
>gets to know you better
she'd probably end up hating me in the process
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>>11053494
teen girls are amazing

tight young bodies that are just aching to be picked

and then they open their mouths
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>trying to write a fapfic about googirls
>start out amazing
>run out of steam right before getting to the part where she reveals her cock

god

fucking
dangit
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>>11053536
tell that to jalm or vulapa
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>>11053535
Can you upload them to mediafire or YouTube please?
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>>11053651
>>trying to write

found your problem
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>>11053494
Yeah got to agree with you there. I also like that they're usually so small. I have a fetish for sex partners. So fun to pick up and toss around. Also plays into my domination fetish nicely. But yeah, I'd never a child either. Just too evil. Even if they are really hot at early puberty stage.
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>>11053610
>not momma Celesti
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>>11053635

Yes -- nature has programmed you for that.

Too bad they are completely insane.
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>>11053662
you know what I mean snarky mc snarkington
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>>11053203

>Standing at the altar with her
>She's never looked more beautiful than she does now in her dress, her eyes shining with joyous tears as you say your vows.
>"With this ring, I thee wed..."
>You slip a worn, yellowed piece of folded paper onto her hoofhand, before following it with the golden band.
>"Wear it as a symbol of our love and commitment."

>She chokes back a sob, smiling broadly as she sees the ring you made for her all those years ago - a child's plaything, made with a promise; a promise you have now fulfilled.
>When it's her turn, you're reunited with the one she made for you. A little yellow, but perfectly preserved - obviously kept someplace safe until its time came.
>Her voice is almost a whisper, she's so choked up, before she takes a breath, and speaking loud and clear, says her vows.
>As the celebrant begins to speak to your congregated friends and family, she whispers to you.
>"You remembered...!"
>Giving her a smile, you answer.
>"I promised."
>"...In so much as these two have consented to live forever together in wedlock, and have witnessed the same before this company, having given and pledged their troth, each to the other, and having declared same by the giving and receiving of a ring, I pronounce them husband and wife."
>"You may kiss the bride."
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>>11053635
If only there were some way of eliminating that last thing.

Some kind of gag or plug

Perhaps phallic in shape
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>Fetish talk

Hey guys wanna hear a story?
I used to hang out in TF2 with some furries and played games with them. They were kind of jerkish but in the sporty kind of way.

Anyway I got along with this one guy and played L4D with him and a friend of his.

We played a campaign and at one point, his friend absolutely refused to continue until we told him our fetishes.

Being completely new to anything fetish related, I drew a blank. Him and my friend spilled the beans but when it came to my turn, all I could say was "I don't know, Yuri I guess."

We continued playing but he was clearly disappointed.
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so you guys like humanized at all?
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>>11053551
so thats where dafty went
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>>11053322
>>11053248

>I'm not the only one who forgot how to do long division

Oh thank God.
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>>11053599
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>>11053660
I'll think about it, but I honestly don't think my drunken stammerings of brony fanfiction are worth saving. This is partly for practice and partly for fun
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>>11053696
Hell yeah I do
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>>11053615
Well sack up. Scootaloo will always be my tomboyish waifu who doesn't afraid of anything.
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>>11053322
>>11053248
retards
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>>11053615
But you get to start anew, Anon. Far away from what made you you and at a younger age again. You can start over again with her.
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>>11053696
not really
MSOB's are alright
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SO WHO IS GOING TO THE MLPG BRONYCON ORGY?

http://mlpg.co/unf/res/325.html
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>>11053696
Yes I do, but its hard to pick a favorite most of the time.
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>>11053696
no hasbro

i don't

ok i would sunset shimmer
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>>11053138
>long division
This is one of those things where I completely forget what it is but I could do the problem if I saw it.
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>>11053663
please don't. I know you wouldn't a kid... but damn does that sound creepy.
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>>11053744

unf, I think this turns me on more than if it were her holding it up~
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>>11053696

Yes.
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>>11053758
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>>11053595
Me too
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>Tfw you spend a lot of time on something
>Tfw you think its not as good as it could be but you're ready to move on
>Tfw you post it and hide away from the site afraid to hear the feedback
>Curiousity is killing you so you go back to look and people love it

NO
THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED
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>>11053696
Sometimes I guess.
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>>11053723
After I started algebra all my teachers told me "just use a calculator, long division takes too long." After 8 years of not doing that shit it's hard to remember. I've relearned it a few times, but I keep forgetting because I'm a lazy fuck and my phone has a calculator.
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>>11053721
Tomboys tend to mild out as they get older. They just discover femininity at an older age.

Sometimes they keep some of their traits but I've seen a girl do a 180.
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These are me>>11053593
>>11053721
>>11053483

>>11053724
Shit the only thing I wish for would to be back at a younger age but keep all my memories and knowledge right now.

I would still have no problem marrying my pony waifu scootaloo
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>you will never overthrow the Turkish government
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>>11053800
could she do a kickflip?
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>>11053535
>Sign up
>receive e-mail
>click link to comfirm e-mail
>get sent to the homepage
>no password or anything

Looks like I'll be missing out once more
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>>11053775
>liking bland anon's humans

hue
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>>11053800
Yeah, but you'll know that she likes to do fun shit. I had a girlfriend who I totally didn't know was a tomboy growing up. She loved skydiving, rock climbing and all the outdoorsy shit like camping also
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>>11053772

That's because it makes you feel like you're not supposed to be looking.
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>>11053821
No, but I killed a bunch of janissaries and stopped a plot to murder the sultan this one time
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>>11053837

blandanon doesn't draw anything. Art-Anon drew this.
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>>11053666
With those devil trips, I might have to say Luna. Even though Celestia is bestia
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I FOUND IT
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Pony suddenly goes lame

wat do?
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>>11053827
No, but she could do a backflip.

Came in handy when her friend tried for cheerleading and she figured she would too.
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a
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>>11053872
Ahaha holy fuck
I almost choked on my water
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>>11053789
t-tess, is that you?
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>>11053787
>negative reaction to people liking your work
Weenie.
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>>11053854

Is there any good site that has material like this?
Girls covering themselves up from the camera looking angry/surprised/turned on? pls?
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>>11053778
>lick my hoof slave
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>>11053893
>water
>not horse semen
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>>11053879

But that pony has always been lame.
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>>11053893
>not benching sub three pound weights
Might get too big, bro
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How have you promoted the white race lately, MLPG?
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>>11053724
>>11053851
>outdoorsy things

i'll beef it on day 1
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>>11053898
No, I am not Tess.
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>>11053834
Do you also have a free account? Apparently only other members can view it.

I'd get a membership if I had any movies to stream
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>>11053775

I dont like that, because I don't think Tex-Anon is ever openly hostile. Annoyed at most.
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I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU!
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>>11053880
Can she do a blackflip?
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>>11053879
that's the only position she's good in.

face down ass up
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>>11053923
by shucking and jiving for the white man
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>>11053926
;_;
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>>11053864

Go back to bed bland anon.
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>tiarawhy trying to leech views by including fluffys characters

wow, i thought they hated each other.
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>>11053939
How would you respond?
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>>11053925
You'll never quit though, right? You'll keep doing things with her even as you fall on your ass, scratch your face and tear your pants, right?
You'll laugh at yourself with her?

You'll tell her how much fun you had and how you can't wait to do it again, right?
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>>11053911
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>>11053972
Should have deepthroated like I do.
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>>11053956

Tiara is a scumbag. Only a few steps above Child pornographer.
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>>11053902
But I don't want people to like thing. I want them to hate thing so I have some motivation to get better at thing
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>>11053954
Sorry to disappoint you, Anon.
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>>11053696
Yeah. Too bad most of the good ones dropped pony a long time ago.
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>>11053972
u-unf

Julia Louis-Dreyfus is unattractive.
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>>11053986
>above
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>>11053981
but it's so haaaard

>>11053999
accurate
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>>11053969
i'd probably panic between the 4th and 7th time i try and just go home and cry myself to sleep

>>11053972
a shame shes a jew, disgusting.
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>>11053986
roundstable pls
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>>11053986


Please see >>11052888
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>>11053962

BREAK OUT INTO SONG

http://mlpg.co/dashie
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>>11053925
Outdoorsy things aren't hard
I used to be a girl scout and the worst thing that ever happened to me was massive food poisoning.
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>>11053986
well, i dunno about that. that is going pretty far.
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>>11053930
>>11053943

lul
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>>11054014
>cry yourself to sleep

You had better be a lesbo getting the hots for scootaloo
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>>11053934

TexAnon strikes me as the kind of guy whose "pleased to meet you" face looks like most people's "I'm going to stab you in the face with an icepick" face.
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>>11054024
>girl scout

see this what do
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>>11054052
Ask her if she can wink yet
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>>11054014
Goddammit, Scootanon, I'm trying to hook you up and you just fucking it up.

Maybe you should just date Twist.
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>How come you all aren't breeding bunnies?
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>>11053925
You don't like the great out doors? I think you picked the wrong pony waifu
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>>11054052

buy cookies
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best ponies
best ship
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>>11054052
buy thin mints.
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>>11054072
Because I cut off all the male bunnies' penises to make delicious bunny penis soup.
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>>11054052
Freak the fuck out because I already bought a box somewhere else and they are going to come after me on the way out of the store too.
No, but seriously, politely decline and then try and not let the cute little pony girls guilt trip me into that.
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>>11054024
>was massive food poisoning.
Undercooked meal?
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>>11052897
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>>11054088
but that basically means any pony is the wrong pony waifu, theres not a single one that doesn't like the outdoors because they're all designed to be normal, hobby-wise.
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>>11054095
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>>11053990
Well then at a certain point then you're going to need to:
-motivate yourself
-show your art to people who will be more critical of it

And occasionally you will need to be prepared for people actually liking your art.
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>>11054019

http://mlpeg.co
http://mlpg.co/dashie
http://mlpg.co/derpy
http://mlpg.co/twily

Am I missing any?
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>>11054052
Buy a single box.

Yep, just one.

Dont give me that look I said just one. THOSE EYES ARENT GOING TO WORK ON ME MISSY
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Why aren't you hanging out with your friends? Why are you so introverted? Why are you such a social shut-in?
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>>11054095

>that skirt
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>>11054052
Buy those cookies
Tell her she's adorable
Go back inside
Tell pony waifu I just bought a box of cookies
She puts her ass in the air
Insert all of the cookies, 1 by 1, into her ass
Girl Scout pone is none the wiser
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>>11054121
>Sometimes a horn is just a horn, Mr. Freud.
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>>11054070
>Maybe you should just date Twist.

10/10 would agree with
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>Wha-What's that anon? You say I h-have a...smelly rear?
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>Finally a chunky anime character that is getting loads of fanart

About fucking time Japan
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>>11054095
What is it called in animation where the textures are static no matter what the characters are doing?
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>>11054049

Nah. He's bored and annoyed that you're bugging him when he has more important things to do. Deep down he secretly likes it a bit, but won't show it. That keeps him somewhat sympathetic.

If you take that kind of character too far, he simply becomes a jerk. Good writers know this. In Berserk for instance, especially in the first three volumes, Guts can seem like a psycho jerk. But there's lots and lots of scenes showing him caring about others, which allows the audience to remain sympathetic to him.
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>>11054122
Well, there's always Fluttershy, who seems as timid as you are. You could be each others building block
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>>11054180

huh?
who?
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>>11054052
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>>11054138
>MLPG
>friends
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>>11054131
there was eqg marker one
i for got the url
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>>11054131
>http://mlpeg.co
>the song goes faster the more it keeps going
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>>11054065
you mean like this, mister?

>she winks her eye
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>>11054138
Because ponies.
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>>11054178
Who's ponut is that?
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>>11053903
MSoB does it sometimes.
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>>11054178

>Jelly donut surrounded by green vegetables
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>>11054121
haha
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>>11053769
Yeah, I realize. Since I was talking about my mild attraction to children that should not be sexed I decided to just leave subtlety behind all together. Like I said though, never would. Even if I was sociopathic enough to not have moral objections I'm too afraid of being caught. Shit, even buying weed gives me a heart attack about the popo showing up.
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>>11054199
Super Pochaco, from the Sonico thingie

Look it up on Danbooru
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>>11054209
The first link in the post you quoted.
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>>11054121
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>>11054182
I don't know, but I like it.
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>>11054202
Wrong type of wink, my cute little filly.
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>>11054103
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>>11054210
oh god what
OH GOD WHAT
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>>11054182
>What is it called in animation where the textures are static no matter what the characters are doing?

Lazy
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>Tiny arms and huge feets
I blame everyone else, except myself. You too MLPG, for still being here to tempt me to draw ponies.
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>>11054215
guess
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>>11054121
Giggling like a dumbass.
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>>11054182
I don't think it has an official name, but I mostly refer to it as "what they did in Chowder."
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>>11054232

Tex, you spent all day on MLPG. WTF. I did too actually
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>>11054255
Dang I haven't seen you draw in a while
That tumblr is ded isn't it?
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>>11054257
I have no clue
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http://i.imgur.com/cCY0cRM.gif

>you will never deepthroat your horsebando
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>>11054255
draw ponies
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>>11054255
It's not nearly as bad as a lot of people do it.
If you didn't say anything I don't think anyone would point that out.
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>Lauren Faust has likely seen Ross' drawings
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>>11054255
Yo nigga I thought you died. That tumblr was hella cute too.
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>>11054095

>you will never revert to your teenage years
>you and teenage human RD will never lose your virginity to each other on a stormy night as the rain pounds ceaselessly against the windows while the thunder rolls between lightning strikes, briefly lighting up the room and the two of you in the act
>you never hold the last image you see of each other in mind as you continue to thrust until the next flash hits
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>>11054280
>your horsebando will never dislocate your jaw with his flare
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>>11054121
Pffhahaha
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>>11054210
>DJ Pon-three
every fucking time
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>>11054298
>Lauren Faust has likely seen Megasweet's drawings
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>>11054121
>no text required
I love these
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>>11054307
>lose your virginity
>pounds ceaselessly
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>>11054278
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/25407993/SHARING/Commissions/comm1.jpg
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>>11054316

MS's is just stupid generic pseudo-anime shit. It makes sense. Ross is more fucking insane.
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>>11054323
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>>11054319
DERRICK
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Sorry MLPG, something just came up. I can't do a reading to night.

How about a joke instead?

Why did Fluttershy fly and crash into a snow bank?

She was trying to drift!
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>>11054323
>>11054323
WHAT. THE. FUCK.

I'll just stick to my ponuts
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>>11054349
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>>11054338
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>>11054338
>>11054357
lightweights
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>>11054386
WAY TO GO, FAG
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>>11054402
>letting her puke it out
>not dumping it in her cunt
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How gullible is your favorite pony?
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>>11054197
now that i think of it theres no pone that dislikes going outside and just likes staying at home or if there is, we never saw it, because he/she was inside

someone draw shutin pone
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>>11054121
Whoops, forgot a few lines. Not that it matters much, just bugged me.
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>>11054403
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>>11054442
That bugged me too actually, cool
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>>11054435
Is she a hikikomori? Is she roomates with Sleepy pone?
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>>11054275
>>11054301
The tumblr is technically not dead. I just became completely demotivated after the season's end. That last episode had vampiric genes that sucked all desire to do anything pony related out of me.

>>11054290
But, ponis are hard.
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>>11054442
It's useless, people always save the first versions.
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>>11054470
I forgot my picture, because i am retarded.
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>>11054357
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>>11054443
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>>11054434
Too gullible.

I'm really afraid something bad is going to happen to Pinkie one of these days

>"Why yes, I'd love a cream pie!"
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>>11054470
>That last episode had vampiric genes that sucked all desire to do anything pony related out of me.

that feel
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>>11054466
no no, she/eh can go outside just fine just... hates doing it.
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>>11054466
A hikki? Probably.
Rooming with Sleepyhead? Probably not, but that idea sounds nice.
>>
anyone up for hats tonight?
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>>11054442
>That long, slender horn...
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>hugboxing

>bugboxing
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>>11054495

holy shit

that gif
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>>11054485
Oh well, the edits were more for me anyways.
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>>11054442
Oh man, 10/10
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>>11054466
see

>>11054504
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>>11054357
what's wrong anon
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>>11054442
Will he do it anon?
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>>11054498
I'd probably take advantage of Pinkie's kindness and naivety
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>>11054495
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>>11054509
How does she support herself financially? I guess she doesn't have to pay for electricity or water but what about food?
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>>11054538

Scoots anon. It has been a long time.

Fuck you
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>>11054512
yes

but not with you faggots.
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>>11054528
>so then Dave improvises a megaphone using a squirrel, a piece of rope, and.... a megaphone

dave the barbarian was the best cartoon of the 00's

RIP in piece, good stuff always gets cancelled early...
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>>11054470
you'll never poni hard with that attitude
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>>11054553
You're awful!

I'd love Pinkie and keep her safe from people like you
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>>11054470
Well, have you at least read the comics? They make MMC seem less painful
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>>11054556
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>>11054559
The same way my useless sack of shit friend does: Parents.
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>oh boy new pony artist i like
>so far everything seems nice about them
>notice this in profile

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>11054587
You can't stop me
Tomorrow night I'm going to teach her how to play jack in the box with my penis and her mouth
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>>11054606
/mu/ pls
They're probably just 17 years old
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>>11054606
That's kind of a meem.
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>>11054606
does gorillaz count as rap
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>>11054606
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>>11054493
>not knowing about delicious mare / filly ponuts
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>>11054559
buttcoin mining
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>>11054603
>>11054559
>>11054509
goddammit guys i didnt mean a hikki pony, just one that doesn't likes going out at all

>>11054561
i am thine ball appointment, thou aborrent container of defecation!
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>>11054623
THAT'S NO EXCUSE FOR BEING THIS RETARDED
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>>11054606
Well you're following them for their art, not for ther music tastes, anon.
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>>11054649
I could say the same about you!
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>>11054641
I never figured out how to mine for bitcoin
Makes me sad
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>>11054635
what's wrong with giant donuts
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>on the stack for a while
>finally shooting obscenely large messy loads
>no pony to put them inside

our world is a cruel and unjust one
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B-bark!
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>>11054634
>tfw only 3/25
phew
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>>11054623
how did you know
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>>11054667
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>>11054655
Somehow I knew someone would say that, but it's true regardless!
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>>11054667
Spike pls
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>>11054662
In order to mine for Bitcoin you need to purchase a $2500 custom machine.
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>>11054666
eat the loads satan
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>>11054678
Doctor Who, Pone & zombie stuff
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>>11054572

It was a good show

also

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irS5sKzKCS8&t=0m45s
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>>11054645
Fiiiiiiiine.
What does this pony do all day?

Read? Does she visit the library once a week when it's quietest?
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>>11054690
Why does this gif gross me out a little?
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>>11054662
You'd have to put up with AMD gear in your rig
It's not worth it
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>>11054662
It's basically the lottery, you can lose everything or make a lot of money. There are much easier and less risky ways of making money.
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>>11054052
Buy ALL the cookies. Especially the tagalongs and thin mints.
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>>11054728
*plop*
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>>11054645
Was she homeschooled?
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>>11054711
Athiest, pone and nihilism
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>>11054634
What is a baby racist?
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>>11054728
because baloney sandwiches are the shittiest thing you can eat
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>>11054770
It's a baby who is a racist
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>>11054765
AJ's a cunt
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>>11054553

>try to rape Pinkie Pie
>you end up dying of exhaustion
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>>11054756
I like absurdism more than nihlism
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>>11054770
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>>11054784
I thought it was someone who didn't like black babies.
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>>11054765
I like my coffee the same way I like Pinkie Pie

Extra sweet
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>>11054197
>timid
BITCH WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME. I am fierce. I just don't like getting my hands dirty. Like Rarara.

You have no idea how tempted I was to replace hands with hooves... what is even happening to me.
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>>11054828
Flee. Flee from this place.
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>>11054602
>tumblr is the guy with the navy blue jersey
>/mlp/ is the crowd
>MLPG is the black guy laughing
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>>11054837
>50%
Jesus Anon. What ones?
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>>11054770
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>>11054837
what the fuuuuuuck tabitha
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>>11054852
MLPG is the bitter old man.
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>>11054837
>that picture
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>>11054754
nah, i'd imagine she/he was schooled regularly and its probably one of the reasons it hates outsidey things

>>11054719
i dont know... insidey things?
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>>11054869
Nah, the other guy's got it right.
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>>11054870
wait, what was the picture/
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>>11054837
>tabitha likes.png

What'd that say before it was deleted?
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>>11054756
>Nihilism
UNTERMENSCH
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>>11054857
>Yes
>Yes
>Hell no
>Not really
>I'm an average achiever
>No
>Yes
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>>11054837
>You''ll never marry someone that crazy
;_;
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>>11054869
No, see, we're the black sheep of the fandom.
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>>11054837
>I scored like 50% yet managed to avoid bingo.

No, that means you lost.
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>>11054899
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>>11054903
>>11054899
http://prntscr.com/17u300
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>>11054915
Tabby, not in front of the kids
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>>11054602
I need to expand my collection of mildly humorous gifs
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>>11054917
>>11054915

Shit that's pervy.
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>>11054915
>not a dry seat in the house here
does she mean that shes wet?
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>>11054915
Could she be more lewd?
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don't mind me, just trying out a different expression on that bust I made earlier from brae's tutorial. trying to think of something different to draw next
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>>11054634
do i have to check the ayn rand square if i only enjoyed the fountainhead but i am not apart of the ayn rand fandom
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>>11054915

>Tabitha will never dress in a dominatrix outfit, and taunt you in Rarity's voice.
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>>11054778
what about shit
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>>11054940
Braeburned made a tutorial on how to draw EXACTLY THE WAY HE DOES?
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>>11054950
>do i have to check the ayn rand square if i only enjoyed the fountainhead but i am not apart of the ayn rand fandom

Yes.
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>>11054940
That's a very horsey looking pony
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>>11054950
Yes
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>>11054645
>>11054719
>>11054880

>insidey things

My immediate image is a pony who reads a lot, writes stories or poetry, maybe draws a little, and listens to the radio.

Maybe she has a job - something in the back room of a store, where she doesn't have to deal with anypony bothering her - just keeping track of stock and inventory or something like that.

Sometimes she drops into the library when there aren't a lot of people around - she reads a few books, puts them on the table, and leaves without talking to anyone.

Sometimes she watches ponies from her window and makes up stories about them.
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>>11054937
She's gotten to that age, Anon where if she sneezes or laughs too hard she has to excuse herself.
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>>11054972
Sometimes she pulls out the XXL dildo and pounds it for hours.
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>>11054972
thats pretty good anon, i like it
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>>11054915
I can't help but remember how xieril sent her an email and she called him a cutie.
Might be fake, but I'm still jelly
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>>11054880
>tfw
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>>11054972
No, an inside type of person is often not really productive at all.

>>11054588
I read the first one, it was kinda cool. But you are gravely underestimating how little desire i had to pony after the last episode.

>>11054573
I didn't ask for this.
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>>11054940
You are entering Siden levels here bro.

>>11054964
Sometimes when people are trying to improve they copy their references as close as they can. It's all muscle memory.
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>>11054634
do i have to check the redditor box if i only use reddit for the bestiality and shemale subreddits but i dont participate in the readdit fandom?
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>>11054979
>you will never sleep with tabitha
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>>11055018
THAT FUCKING FACE
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>>11055012
I kinda want Scoots to have a big sister on the show sometime
I wouldn't like it, but I feel too bad for her
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>>11055012
Hey look, my childhood

Except my family was in the other room
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>>11055021
yes
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>>11054634
Yeah I'm kind of fedora.... Oh well. On the goth/metal, is that doing the style, or just listening to the music? Because I like both metal and goth shit, but I dress in more of a hipster/emo style. Black skinny jeans are my jam yo.
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>>11055033
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>>11055021
No
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>>11055000

The music anon. Other parts are for style.
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>>11055015
>No, an inside type of person is often not really productive at all.

Wow. Assuming much? You CAN be a productive member of society without having a million friends or spending every waking moment outside.

I figure she's not like hikikomori-level shut-in, but she's just antisocial or shy.
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>>11055012
Scootaloo doesn't have a TV, she watches the one in the corner store through the display glass.
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>>11054972
This is acceptable.

What kind of stories does she write? Or is she more about poetry?

>>11055015
Eternal writers block

Does she sit around drinking coffee until 11 am, hot tea until 6pm then alcohol until she passes out?
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>>11055021
>do i have to check the redditor box if i only use reddit for the bestiality and shemale subreddits but i dont participate in the readdit fandom?

YES
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>>11055046
>>11054970
>>11054965
this is some fukken bullshit right here, i am starting to question the legitimacy of your bingo test
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I'm going to leave this here while I go to the store.

I'm trusting you with her, mlpg, don't let me down
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>>11055080
you're the kind of person that thinks they're not a brony, right?
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>>11055054
i would guess its the people who make nigger kfc jokes online but they arnt racist in real life
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>>11055040
DYEWTS?
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>>11055086
fucking hell, I don't want to deal with a little pony
is it just one or are her friends coming too?
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>>11055086
She's a big pony, Applejack, you should let her come shopping with you sometimes.
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>>11055086
Is it hugs time already?
Gosh night threads, you so great!
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>>11055015
Well you should definitely keep at it. They're really good.
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>>11054964
>>11055018

I don't have my own style at all, so I'm trying to practice and learn through guides and tutorials, so most of the time it looks pretty similar I guess. it's something I'll make more of an effort to avoid later. I don't want to make it a habit.
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why are you drunk
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>>11055080

It's not too serious. The test is however, sort of a measure on how bad a person you are. One or two are inevitable. Most of them alone are harmless. But the more you have, the worse of a person you are. If you get near 50% you really need to re-evaluate your lfie.
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>>11055074

>What kind of stories does she write

Whatever pops into her head. Mostly little vignettes about ponies she's seen, or things that have happened in town, or poetry about disparate subjects, from a leaf that landed on her windowsill one day in the middle of autumn, to Winter Wrap-Up, to a funeral she read about in the paper.
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>>11054634
Eh, could be worse.
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>>11055130
>implying I drink

I don't even keep that much cooking sherry on hand.
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>>11055118
>has only just begun

it's only OR just, not both, you redundant faggot
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>>11055104
So, which should happen first?

Does Scootaloo invite her to her house, introduce her to her parents and get Dash to play with her? Does Scootaloo have to hide all her rainbow paraphernalia so she doesn't seem like a creep? Or does she show off her shrine?

Or does Rainbow Dash let Scootaloo spend the night at her house?
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>>11055141
what does baby racist mean
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>>11055130
Did you mean to ask why I was sober?
because I don't have an answer for you
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>>11055130
I'm not
I've only got enough to get me a little pissed which makes me even sadder

I need a lot more to feel better about myself
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>>11055068
Ah. I'd agree ONLY listening to that shit is fedora/autism, most of it really isn't very good on top of being kind of faggy. I listen to god damn everything though. Prog metal, wubstep, super redneck country, old school gangsta rap, new poppy rap, downtempo, trance, smooth jazz, classical... everything.

>>11055099
Ooohhhhhh. Okay, that makes perfect sense now. I did go through a phase of that, but I was 14 and on /b/ so I feel it's sort of excusable.... I did a lot of stupid shit when I was 14.
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somebody started talking about ponuts now there's not a dry seat in MLPG house
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>>11055147

It's acceptable to use both, R-Tard.
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>>11055141
do i still have to check the my little pony box even if i dont like the show anymore?
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>>11055086
Alright, I'll watch her. We'll think of something fun to do while you're gone.
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So when's the next comic coming out?
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>>11055147
she's doing it for emphasis because she's a supervillian
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>>11055074
Ink Well! A one hit wonder who just can't figure out where to go after her book became an overnight success.

Fears to face her sudden fanbase and just doesn't know how to cope with any of it. Now, suffering from writer's block, Ink Well can't even figure out how she will ever top her past work.
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>>11055169
in my /b/ days i thought it was funny to be racist and pretend to be gay
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>>11055177
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>>11055173
Yes, if you're a bad writer.
But the comix are basically fanfiction so I guess that makes sense that the writer wouldn't know how to write.
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>>11055155
Dash introduces Scootaloo to some of her Wonderbolts Academy buddies, thinking some of them can give her tips on flying.

Dash has to leave the place for a beer run, leaving Scoots alone with the young stallions.
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>>11055171
look, I just finished masturbating and I need to eat
pls don't make me masturbate more
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>>11055188
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>>11055197
>ahm
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>>11055185
Should be middle of the month. I believe it's on course to be out a few days before Equestria Girls.
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What are you guys arguing about now?
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>>11055161
>what does baby racist mean

I think it means sort of racist, but not an out and out White Nationalist Nazi guy. the kind of guy who says sorta racist things but doesn't think he's racist.
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>>11055193
Now you don't have to pretend
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>>11055219
Is Trap killing the EDM industry?
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>>11055218
>luna is sunhorse armor

why...
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>>11055138

>She reads about the author of Daring Do coming to town for a booksigning
>She wants to go. She's always loved their work and would love to ask them questions about writing, maybe show them some of her work.
>But every time she thinks about having to be around all those ponies, she can't help but feel anxious.
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>>11055197
Cool beans
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>>11055238
Egoraptor would've given her cool armor
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>>11055218
>wow thats cool i look forward to this issue
>the covers are never related to the actual comic

bullshit
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>>11055225
Oh, well shit. I shouldn't have checked that one then. I thought it meant a guy that hated baby niggers.
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>>11055188
That actually looks like a decent pony shirt.
Stealthy enough so no one could tell it was pone related unless they watched the show themselves
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>>11055141
>metal
>pony
No, I really don't think it could get a whole lot worse.
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>>11055193
Yup. Same. Except it wasn't pretending for me, just exaggerating the hell out of it.

God, those /b/ phase feels... so much stupid shit. Really glad I'm out of that, I know people in their 20s still stuck in an edgy /b/tard state of mind.
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>>11054915
I just looked on twitter and I don't see it.

either way, would cum inside of tabitah
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>>11055228
What.
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>>11055259
Egoraptor wouldn't have let Twily become an alicorn.
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>>11055261
Actually, so far the main covers for the Nightmare Rarity arc have been fairly related except for 5A (which is just a group picture without context); the B series has been all about Rarity.
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>>11055290
If I was spending a night with Tabitha I'd be so high I wouldn't know if I did.
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>>11055275
>Fake tie shirt
>Graphic shirt
>Ever acceptable

pls
pls
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>>11054634
Why the hell is being nice a bad thing?
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>>11053696
NO.
NO GOD NO.
NO.
NO.
NOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>11055275
But it's that fake suit shirt thing... those are garish, stupid, and autism as fuck. Wouldn't be caught dead wearing that trash and I hardly have fashion sense.
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>>11055228

Unf
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>>11055009
Nigga send her an emial and she'd probably call you that too. She called me Sweetietums or something like that.
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>>11055305
Egoraptor would have replaced all the jokes with loud shouting
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>>11055292
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>>11055312
Nice guy means you expect sex from women because you're nice to them
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>>11055312
Because, people whothink of themselves as "nice guys" are usually assholes in denial.
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>>11055283
I could've checked off Zombies and Atheist too. That would have been horrible.

Thank God I'm not a fucking retard, right?
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>>11055104
I'm talking blood sister and or brother
>>
>you will never
>>
NAME A PONY
NAME YOUR RELIGION
NAME WHAT PONY WOULD THINK OF YOUR RELIGION
NAME WHAT BRAND OF SHAMPOO YOU USE
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>>11055343
>>11055348
Oh, then why not put it as "nice guy"?
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>>11055312
>you are one of those sarcastic people, so much so that you feel the need to give yourself the label

disgusting
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>>11055312
>Why the hell is being nice a bad thing?

It means self described "nice guy". Those guys are real shitheads. "I'm such a nice guy, why won't girls go out with me?" types.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IekMGAgMFo0
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>>11055312

A Nice Guy (note the caps) is someone who gets angry and resentful about women because they won't sleep with him for being kind to her.

They basically think women are like a vending machine you put compliments and good deeds into until sex comes out - they don't consider the woman's feelings or whether or not she's attracted to him. And then they complain that women only date assholes instead of "nice guys" like him.
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>>11055365
TWILIGHT
DON'T HAVE ONE
IT'S PRETTY NEAT
NATURE'S OWN
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>>11055336
Egoraptor would have made the ponies anatomically correct in the show
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>>11055348
>Because, people whothink of themselves as "nice guys" are usually assholes in denial.

They're usually immature to the point of not seeing things from other people's perspectives. So they seem like "nice guys" only because they can't see their own flaws and think everything is always some one else's fault.
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So, why?
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>>11055365
CELESTIA
CELESTIANISM
SHE WOULD BE OFFENDED BECAUSE SHE IS NOT A GOD
MANE AND TAIL
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>>11055365
RAINBOW DASH
ATHEISM
YEAH ANON, FUCK WAKING UP TO GO TO CHURCH
GREEN BOTTLED ONE
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>>11055343
>>11055348
>>11055373
>>11055380
i never met a guy like that, i only ever see them described that way online
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>>11055283
So guys, when we say "metal..." what exactly are we talking about? Because I mean there's shitty METAL, and then there's metal that's actually good music. Y'know, shit like Tool.
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>>11055409

They exist. I used to be one.
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>>11055386
Even though I don't like hairy armpits regardless if woman or guy they've got a point yo
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It's getting hot guys, do you have your popsicles ready?
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>>11055423
>So guys, when we say "metal..." what exactly are we talking about? Because I mean there's shitty METAL, and then there's metal that's actually good music. Y'know, shit like Tool.

It's all Metal.
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>>11055365
Rarity
Rarity's Witness
She'd probably be creeped out
I don't know. Whatever I find when I shop
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>>11055409
I used to be like that
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Have you guys watched any of the prior Gen's?
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>>11055439
>likes rarity
>can't even name his own shampoo brand
Have you no shame?
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>>11055436
>people fap to this
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>>11055343
>>11055348
>>11055373
>>11055380
Makes sense.
>>11055372
I find I use sarcasm a bit much, I don't self label myself as a "sarcastic person". Sarcasm isn't my sexuality or anything.
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>>11055380
yeah, basically you're either rich & attractive or enjoy dying alone, i mean after all sex is reserved for the "assholes", not saying they are, they're just luckier and got better genes.

the unlucky ones like to consider themselves "nice guys" for some reason.
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>>11055365
PINKIE PIE

CHRISTIAN

SHE'D THINK GOD WAS OKAY UNTIL I SHE FOUND OUT ABOUT THE OLD TESTAMENT AND SHE'D HAVE A LOT OF REALLY HARD QUESTIONS TO ANSWER

GENERIC
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>>11055386
The first two are mostly america only things related to the nudity taboos and body hair thing (Also, must hairy dudes are looked down on by most women. So, it really isn't a double standard.). The last one is dumb, I catch chicks staring at my dick all the time, oogling isn't a male only thing.
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>>11055386

The fuck? Girls go commando all the time in their house, is this chick seriously upset because she cant be nude in public and get away with it?

>hair

Honestly, pit hair on chicks is pretty gross. Legs you can do without for a while.
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>>11055458
No and I don't want to.
Return to Midnight Castel wasn't good at all and goddamn the villains while they seem awesome, if they get defeated by those ponies who have goddamn mental problems, well they aren't a threat at all.
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>>11054821
>really?
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HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG.
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>>11055365
Rarity
Agnostic (I believe in a greater power/afterlife, but every religion I've found is pants on head retarded.)
Probably think I'm an indecisive hippy fuck.
Suave.
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>>11055458
I watched an old movie once but I was pretty drunk so I don't really remember it
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>>11055365
APPLEJACK
LUTHERAN
BE CONFUS
LOREAL KIDS
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I don't have to worry about being called a nice guy, I will never talk to a woman in a flirtatious manner in any environment. I have no interest or incentive to pursuing any level of relationship.

I am heterosexual, but I will prefer to focus on work and advancement than risk hurting a woman's feelings in any way, shape or form.
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>>11054802
>arizona iced tea and skittles.
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>>11055409
People might call me a nice guy
I'm really close friends with someone I want to fuck
But I know I'm not going to get any because I'm super beta

It's not her fault
It's mine
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>>11055516
>Not death of AJ's mom
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>>11055553
She reverts back so it wouldn't make sense
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>>11055386

Honestly I think this could be more easily remedied if people could step back and learn to laugh things off.

If a girl dresses to look good, because that's what SHE wants to do, wouldn't it be a compliment if guys told her she looked good?

Not catcalls and wolfwhistles and "I wanna put barbecue sauce on your ass and eat you on a bun" type shit - just a guy admiring her looks, or even, godforbid, saying "You look good." The former I can agree can make someone feel objectified, but the latter seems pretty innocuous, and really nothing to be hugely offended over.

There needs to be an effort from both sides for this to work. So far Tumblr seems to think that all men are potential sex offenders, only held back by their Social Justice.
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>>11055556
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>>11055556
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>>11055516
Well at least we know how AJ's mom died. What about her dad?
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>>11055582
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>>11055569
But that's true.
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>>11055581
>
>>11055571
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>>11055571
come on pony, lift that tail up.
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>>11055582
She doesn't die. She turns back to normal.
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>>11055043
>tfw I can relate
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>>11055594
I'd still bite it.
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>>11055595
go fuck yourself
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>>11055594
no, that's butt
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>>11055594
Bait for what?
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>>11055627
how many xieril could you catch with a plump dash butt
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>>11055589
>Rifle designed for hands.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAURRGH
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>>11055594
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>>11055649
You only need one
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>>11055594
>she touched the butt.
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>Thread finder
>Scroll through thread
>MLPG arguing about women
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>>11055661
Those chairs are one humankind's greatest inventions.
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>>11055458
I got to experience much of gen 3 due to having a younger sister. Ugh. Just disgusting. Even Strawberry Shortcake was better. Also watched the very first movie, the one those caps are from with her. I remember it being good but not really good enough for me to want to seek it out to watch it again.

Also I really liked some of the Barbie movies. Especially the Fairytopia ones and Magic of the Pegasus.
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>>11055658
Are you having problems?
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>>11055619
I will. But only because I can't fuck pony.
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>>11055627
>filename
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http://derpibooru.org/317302

so edgy and cool xD
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>>11055658
To be fair, there are plenty of canon-human designed items that ponies still use
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>>11055713
Why, did she put you in the doghouse again?
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>>11055702
>tfw i spun my kitty around in one
i assumed since cats always land feet down they couldnt get dizzy. He fell off the chair, tried to get up and walk but wobbled instantly and fell again.
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>>11055715
http://i.imgur.com/4pmyTXu.png
unf
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>>11055627
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did squatz today
tfw no oatz
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>>11055716

I added a new tag.
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>>11055658
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>>11055716
hillarious
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>>11055741
I do that to my friend's cats and it's always hilarious
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>>11055720
And those are just as disgusting. And mostly introduced after season one as the animators got lazy with world building.
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>>11055747
I love this pic, I don't even no why
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>>11055716
but she's not even hitting the button
is that guy even trying?
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any good incest fapfics?
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>>11055386
Hairy anyone is disgusting. Boobs are considered a sexual object, its like a guy whipping out his dong. And yeah, guess what, people are jackasses, BIG REVEAL. Don't let them get to you, especially not to the point of wearing a god damn sweatshirt in summer.
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>>11055768
Someone did this as well
We might be on to something
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>>11055716
>Shrek
Gave me a giggle m8
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>>11055435
use quotes next time for "nice guys" it sounds different from what you meant, took a google search and some tumblr and vimeo to figure out waht that comic means and what you meant. just saying
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>>11055777
Bows and arrows and hoses were already in season 1.
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>>11055768

>recoil being caught by jaws

owwww
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>>11055768
Being held up by an earth pony would be the most adorable thing ever

>"MMmmmmm"
>"What was that?
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>>11055777
They took shortcuts in S1 too
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>>11055765
do you feel better now?
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>>11055790
Welcome to fallout equestria.
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>>11055805
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>>11055658
Fine here, have a mouth gun.
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>>11055819

Yes.
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>>11055768
>assuming mechanical and lever action paradigms
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>>11055823
derpy is a very sensual pony
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>>11055802
I don't know jack shit about guns but I think someone explained that the barrel would be designed to slide back to absorb most of the recoil or some shit.
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>>11055768
>>11055790
>>11055821
this is stupid
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>>11055825
I dont understand how that mouth gun works
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>>11055821
Fallout Equestria was my indication of how autistic this fandom had become
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>>11055836
good for you
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>>11055821
How do they reload and handle recoil?

I guess unicorns would easily reload.
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>>11055845
would you rub derpy's taut tushie
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>>11055858
no
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What if mouthgunblade
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>>11055853
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>>11055850
It is, but still better than guns made for HANDS.
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>>11055850
Yes. Yes it is. Adorably so.
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>>11055853
I enjoy reading the FOE story about paharita abd there's nothing you can do to stop me.
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>>11055879
>>11055883
it is equally as stupid as hand guns
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>>11055849

you'd still get enough to hurt

also the trigger pull needed to use a tongue trigger would be too light for safety or too tiresome to use
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>>11055851
That's ok. Neither did the artist or the writer who inspired them.
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>>11055768
>fire gun
>break jaw, lose all teeth

Kind of a tarded idea. It'd be smarter for them to have a foreleg mounted gun. That way, they could sit back for balance, aim, and use the other hoof to fire it. Not as convenient as being able to use hands, but this design is just not thought out too well.
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>not being a unicorn
>giving a fuck about how it's designed when you can just use telekinesis and fire multiple guns at once
>or one if you need to aim
Point is I'm just levitating them, who the fuck cares how the trigger is designed when I have magic?

And don't go oh but what about Earth Ponies and Pegasuses?
Pegasuses have wing hands
No one cares about Earth Ponies because if they did Jars wouldn't exist in the show
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>>11055886
I can call you autistic and other names that reveal my cismental privilege.
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>>11055877

I kinda want to get some nice grips like those and put them on a classier revolver just for laughs
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>>11055870
huh?
but I'm congratulating you
what do you mean no?
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>>11055716
>tryhards trying hard
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>>11055909
>sold on ebay for 2000 bucks
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>So ah heard you wanna put your pistol in mah mouth
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>>11055877
I'm going to get rara cutie mark grips for my hi point
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>>11055919
maybe
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>>11055866
fucking unicorns...
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>>11055902
>>11055768
>>11055843

I like the way EquestriaPrevails does it - the triggers are larger and the stock is longer - so the whole thing is more like a cannon on a stick than what we'd define as a gun.
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>>11055866
The proper design is akin to the harmonica mount used in one man bands or similar.

In the end, guns have no place around ponies.
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>>11055902
>>11055894
Well, there's always "battle saddles"

Guns mounted to a harness on their backs and automatically reloaded when they pull a strap with their leg
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>>11055850
>Something that spawned from F:E
>Ever a smart idea.
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>>11055947
But they have Tanks and Bullets
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>>11055899
I'm not sure it mattered much, though. It was a thing that was just there, it wasn't insanely important to describe exactly how the guns worked. You're probably right that they had no idea about how they would work in the first place, though
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here is my opinion of tiarawhys new video

>pinkie and catbug
cute
>ironman suit
kinda lame
>fluffy pandering
way too obvious
>horse pulling the sun with chain
pretty cool
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Why would guns exist in a world where giant magical death blasts exist?
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>All this pony gun talk.

Did I get lost and end up in the fucking F:E general?
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>>11055902
Their heads are able to swing hammers. I like thinking of their necks as being like really strong arms and their teeth extra strong. That's just me though.
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>>11055967

and swords and spears
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>>11055941
I don't know what is going on anymore
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>trying so hard to fit something manmade into the pony universe
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>>11055979
I don't see Pacce here yet.
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>>11055899
Just like how Mary Shelley had no idea how to reanimate the dead but still wrote a book about it, right?
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>>11055851
when something cant be explained in mlp, a magical alicorn wizard is responsible.
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>>11055979

no you got lost and ended up in the My Little Pony General

ponychan is the other way
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>>11055983
Nanaki please go
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>>11055979
>stop liking what I don't like
>seriously
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>>11055979
It's fun. And guns don't automatically mean F:Eq
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>>11055920
What is that? Star trek?
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>>11055934
No, that's far too dangerous silly pony.
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>>11055976
It's the Shadow the Hedgehog effect. Autistic people need their guns around cute things to validate their love of the cute thing.
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>>11055908
>have magic
>using a gun
Completely autistic
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>>11055989

If you'd actually read the thread, everyone's saying it's dumb
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>>11055976
Because they know about bullets and tanks.
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>>11055979
If you want to talk about something else it's as easy as a hop skip and jump!

It's not very hard
Just don't picture dump
You can post it if you try
With a hop skip and jump
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>>11055952
Imma firrin' mah lazzors!
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>>11056005
>And guns don't automatically mean F:Eq
They do when you are talking about shit like 'battle saddles'.

...Don't ask my why I know it was coined there...
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>>11055980
You might have a point. I mean they are extremely durable. And Strong. I mean fuck Cherilee broke a goddamn wall. The recoil from the gun means almost nothing to them.
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>thinking magic is more effective than firearms
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>>11055974
>fluffy pandering
Fluffys been hating on tiara for ages so I think tiara is just being a counter dick and using his character for views to piss him off.
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>>11056016
I bet that gun jams like a motherfucker
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>>11056027
I meant the people doing pictures about it and trying to figure out how to make it work, but okay
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>>11056056
You can't shoot a wizard
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>Everyone is now whiteknighting about the pony guns talk.

Holy shit I did get lost and end up in a F:E general!

I LOVE IT!
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May I remind you we are discussing fiction about magical talking, pastel colored horses who live in a world where almost anything is possible

try not to think too hard about it
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>>11056056
>Shotguns and Wizards.
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>>11056070

horseshit

why do you think there are no more wizards, anon?
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>>11056028
Thats more the writers fault for not being horsey enough.
Common English phrasing and all that.
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>>11056074
fuck you joel
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>>11056070
>not having guns that shoot wizards that shoot guns
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>>11056056
>thinking twilight can't stop a bullet or thousand with magic
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>>11056083
Because they only left the people alive who can't see them.
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>>11056033
>BATTLE WEH
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>>11056056
>>11056070
Magic usually requires line-of-sight to the target. Give a unicorn a telescope, and whoever's at the end of it is boned. However, sniping a pony from two kilometers away does tend to not give them the time to react.
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>>11056056
>spell that renders guns useless
>or that stops guns
>or that sends your gun flying
>or destroys it on the spot
>or kills you before you can even pull the trigger
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>>11056074
>almost anything is possible
and we're discussing what we think may or not be possible

Step up anon
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>>11056056
And I put all my points into science and magical energy weapons. Fuck.
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>>11056074

le reality post
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>>11056074
but things can still happen in a reasonable and logical manner

and it's fun to pretend
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>>11056087
Actually, it's on you for making faulty assumptions about their world.
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>>11056056
>stop time
>slow time
>Force fields
>Summon creatures
>creating fireballs which are basically grenades is a basic spell
Wizards just laugh at your guns
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FOE derpy is kawaii as shit.
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It's 12:00am

Do you know where your little pony is?
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>>11056108

>guns can that shoot you from farther away than you can see them
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you ever think Snails is going to walk into the school one day and shoot all the foals in the head?
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>>11056122
I don't have a little pony.

That's why I'm up drinking alone at midnight.
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>>11056083
motha fuckin' wizards never die
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>>11056114
Ponies should use nerf guns.
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>>11056056
There would be no reason to develop guns in a magic society
>>11056115
Sometimes they just need certain things or phrases for a joke
Spike's foam hand and everything
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>>11056083
Easy, sex was discovered after medieval times.
Wizards lost to the whole survival of the fittest bullshit.

It twas not man who killed the wizard, but nature.

He who flaunts magic at her gets the vagina he deserved!
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>>11056128
they're not foals, they're big ponies
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>>11056087
They never wanted to write about ponies in the first place. It's why they are giving up and just flat out making them people.
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>>11056153
What about for ponies that can't use magic?
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>>11056119
Plane pony incoming!
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>>11056153
Spike has hands, clearly his foam hand was made by dragons somewhere
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>>11056125
>wizards
>nexuses of magical energy
>affected by bullets
They probably have armors that protect them from Bullets lesser than +4
I doubt you have +4 and +5 bullets.
A novie is a easy kill but once a more trained wizards come you're fucked.
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>>11056125
>Or hear them.

i would like to see a magic bolt go over a mile.
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>>11056125
>gran turismo 4 physics
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>>11056153
>There would be no reason to develop guns in a magic society

Nor bows, nor arrows.
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>>11056119
I never understood how she could fly still.
But then the radboom happened and I stopped caring.
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>>11056171
>ded AJ

Now Im sad.
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>>11056044
That begs the question: why use fucking guns in the first place?
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>>11056180
Filthy mud ponies?
Zerg rush fodder.
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>fighting over magic vs science
WHY NOT BOTH!
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>>11056087
Lauren said that in Art of the dress Rarity referees to a war machine kind of tank
Also Dash compared Tank to a tank. That's not a goddamn common English phrase or something.
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>>11056207
distance
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>>11056207
Because a device that forces people to fuck would be useful probably.

>you will never own a fucking gun
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>>11056205
>>11056205
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>>11056069
>Not being curious and doing a thought experiment to see if an idea is possible
Do you imagination?
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>tfw it's officially summer
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>>11056152
Shit, man
I'd love to have a Nerf fight with a pony

>you shoot them in their nose
>"Oooh nooo, you got me!"
>they twirl around with a hoof on their forehead in a dramatic way
>falls to the floor
>after a few moments makes more fake pain sounds
>"URK!"
>they stick their tongue out and play dead
>they stand up giggling and tell you that that was a lot of fun
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>>11056180
>earth ponies invented guns
>earth ponies invented airships
>earth pony master race.
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>>11056207
because it's hard to kick a pegasus when you're an earth pony
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>>11056241
You could always have a pie fight
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>>11056228
That Giraffe is fucking cute
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>>11056180
all ponies are magical
>>11056197
arrows and bows can be magical
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>>11056222
THAT GUYS A TANK
HE MUST REALLY LIFT
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>>11056239

>tfw it's time for people to shitpost constantly because they think summerfags are going to shitpost anyway
>implying there were ever summerfags
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>>11056247
>earth ponies invented airships
Anon what the fuck are you talking about. Unicorns already had a huge airship that was better than the shit the Earth ponies had.
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>>11056239
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BthCLLO-PY0

Feels fine to me anon. I don't mind.
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>>11056228
I hope MM is getting a lot of money to draw this shit for Pacce.
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>>11056197
Did they ever show any actual bows and arrows? I'm pretty sure the only thing ever was the cutie mark.
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>>11056205
Eh, if it makes you feel any better in the story she lived out her life without getting horribly killed in some fucked up way.
As nice of a life in a vault could be...

Well, one not designed to 'test' the ones inside.
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>>11056255

Guns can be magical too
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>>11056241
>Shoot pony in the eye
>she cries for 20 minutes
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>>11056205
>implying she stayed dead
BITCH WE GOT MAGIC AND SCIENCE
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>>11056265
I don't think you'll notice a difference on MLPG (on /mlp/ itself) but in some boards, yeah, it's pretty noticeable.
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