Alrightthat's ityou're gonna get kicked out of the spa if you keep this nonsense upold pony: >>11027141
>>11031864>spaIf only I could finish this.
>>11031879No refundsYou better behave yourself
>>11031907It's looking neat, but you're still having trouble with the wings?
I never draw Rarity because her hair is a bitch to get right.
>>11031907Why don't you? It's a cute pic.
>>11031932what a bland pony
>>11031864For some reason, I find Rarity is hilarious in this image
>>11031907that's cuter than usualfinish it
>>11031948You're terrible.Same here.
>>11031932It's so dark.Like my soul.
>>11031950Because I need to learn how to draw pony.
>>11031932oh okiesits nice, if a little uninteresting horse
What if your favorite pony was saving herself for you
>>11031932shot colorsfucked up face
>>11031991that's just a bad ideai'm not worth it.
>>11031989>>11031979>>11031966It's supposed to be this horse.
>You'll never be Rarity's Diamond Dog husbando who tries easing into the "fabulous" lifestyle by having weekly spa trips and trimming your matted fur
>>11031991that puts a lot of pressure on meShe shouldn't do that unless she really, really wants to
>>11031931What am I doing wrong?
List of "contributors" who post more about inane things than actually contributeTexRustyDooksGoatTrainScrubbing Bubbles /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/
>>11032011what a bland pony
>>11032011she is an awfully pretty pone, isnt she. i hope horse makes an ask blog for her
>>11032036You forgot ReiDuran
>>11032036>not being insane
>>11032036ha! I'm not on the list because I never use my nameCheckmate, popularfags
>>11032036List of people who shitpost rather than pony:You
>>11031907is that pinkie?
>>11031691found the threads after a little searching.Thread 1: http://mlpg.co/q/res/406125.htmlThread 2: http://mlpg.co/temp/res/2895.htmlThread 3: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S10679759Thread 4: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S10846943
>>11032057I would an AJ version of that
>>11032034You're wearing shorts in the tub and freaking all the ponies out
Are you going to pony this pony?
>>11032036You're an idiot. Posting normally is always going to exceed the rate of contribution.
>>11032036But where are the horses?
>>11032082I would pony this pony as pony as she would let me
>>11032091>annoyingBut Dooks, you color my heart
Wanna do some pone sketches. Any ideas?
>>11032082I-Is that legal?
haha fuck that, lets party! Evens: vidyaOdds: moviesDubs: attempt to draw for the first time in my life
>>11032115spa pony ponying pony
>>11032115MORE CHANGELINGSI ENLIST ALL DRAWFAGS TO DRAW MORE CHANGELINGS FOR THE SWARM
>>11032011Her color scheme is so boring. See? even she's yawning.
>>11032091Why is Derpy so damn cute?She's not even a real character, and has a massive and obnoxious brony following, with tons of annoying fanonBut I can' help but love her.
>DFG will never continue chipquest
>>11032126you're gonna stream that vidya right?or play something online so we can play too?
>>11032115Police pony practising cuffing on Zebra cop.
>>11032057I think it looks prettier uncolored. Coloring without inking looks sloppy to me.
>>11032115Cheeselegs domming flutteshy
>>11032161I agreementI MUST CONTINUE MY QUEST TO LEARN ART
>>11032079Oh, my mistake.
>>11032143Because she's that pony everyone roots for.
>>11032143But anon, she became an actual character eventually.
>>11032161>you will never a sloppy chubbity
>>11032146well i have no idea how to stream but i have a ps3 and xbox, maybe we can play vidya together as bros?
>>11032143>not even a real characterShe got a name and a scene, she's a real character.
>>11032194you have halo?lets halo
>>11032161nah, you just gotta know how to handle it
>>11032191what about just a regular chubbity?
Is it time?
>>11032214>not chubbyPeople without standards.
>>11032237A tip for coloring sketches is to use pastel esque colors, so it looks easy on the eye.
>season 4 has a Derpy sighting with her walking in to a blue police boxHow mad are you?
>>11032135I'm drawing amorling already, jeez.
>>11032221sure i have 1-4 except for ODST
>>11032286It's inconsequential in regards to the show why would get mad about a background site gag?
>>11032293Post your skype handle
>>11032290but we need even more
>>11032269>Orange hoof stainsShe should be levitating the cheetos like a proper lady
>>11032302Look Twilight, I name a lot of filesSome of them have typosyou're gonna have to deal with it
>>11032318>>11032295Those things really have nothing to do with Rarity
>>11032356but if you name them sloppily how are you ever going to find them again!?
>>11032359the same could be said about any humanized pony everwhich is why anthro is better
>>11032286mad enough that I hope BBC sues the fuck out of them and they end production
>>11032394I often times like Fluttershy's humanization's.
>>11032394>you will never feel Rarity's hips bounce up and down on yours as she presses her fingers into your back
>>11032385Foldersbesides, only the first few letters of the name are importantYou're the one using impossible to find filenames
>>11032356>tfw discovering an old picture of your favorite pony that you forgot about because you tagged it "Dahs"
>>11032286Honestly, I'd love it. I'm a fan of the Doctor Whooves and Derpy thing.
>>11032286I'm mentally preparing myself for when it inevitably happens, either in the show or the comic.
>>11032399but anonbig black cocks don't have legal rights
>>11032394But you like pony the best, right?
>>11032326uh s-sure, but why do you want my skype?
>>11032394well I don't know about "better"but it doesn't thoroughly digust me like it appears to do for others
Can earth ponies or pegasi wash their backside?
>>11032399>>11032450heck bbc doesnt even mind that much, they just want him to be refered to as "hooves" instead of "whooves"
>>11032462because the xbox live party chat sucks moosecock
Napoleon is to France as Rarity is to ______
>>11032463mah niggai don't even mind the weird alien facei think it makes them look hottersometimes
>>11032434>she'll never smother your face in her tits while she rides you
>>11032482The Fashion Industry?
>>11032483That's one of the few I don't like.
>>11032463>imageAND I SAY HEY! WHAT A WONDERFUL KINDA DAY! WHEN YOU CAN LEARN TO WORK AND PLAY! AND GET ALONG WITH EACHOTHER!
>>11032470Yes, they use hoof grip.
>>11032483Honestly, the "Fluttershy as a human has huge tits" thing is overplayed, but I love it so much.
>>11032440Th-they're in my "to sort later- Twilight" folder!You just don't have standards!
Day 1045/31/2013Estimated Total MLPG posts: 5,834 (Running Total: 623,816)Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 27,908 (Running Total: 2,737,377)16 MORE DAYS UNTIL THE GREATEST THING THAT'LL EVER HAPPEN TO PONIES IS RELEASED
>>11032463>that titjob greentext from the other daycum everywhere
>>11032482The ponyville brothel
>>11032514I'M GOING TO BUY YOU ORANGES ONE DAY.
>>11032450i think you need to leave.
so it's only coming out in theatres? how long until a half decent rip is made?
>>11032500There's very few like it, but once or twice, there's somebody who draws her as small and slightly chubby, and RD is about a head taller and athletic.
>>11032514Is the warp overtaking you, Leth?
Mmh, microwaved leftover pizza.
>>11032462Whatever, enjoy your strings of numbers
>>11032529WHY DO YOU LIKE ORANGES SO MUCH ANONARE YOU ORANGELEJACK
>>11032556WHAT TOPPINGS DOES IT HAVE?! TELL ME!
>>11032514I'm afraid Leth. I am so afraid.HOLD ME IN YOUR STRONG MANLY ARMS
>>11032560pro mislink >>11032506
>>11032483flat and gorgeous chest > huge and ugly breasts
>>11032542I think petite and soft fits Fluttershy the best.No stupid huge tits.
>>11032542cosmo you asshole stop making comics with too small text. thats like the first rule of tumblr comics.
>>11032564I DON'T KNOW I THINK I HAVE A PROBLEM, NOT ENOUGH ORANGES.
>>11032514>implying I'll give a shit once Animal Crossing comes out and E3 has passed
You gotta be fucking kidding me.The co-founder of Oculus Rift has been killed.http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/local/orange_county&id=9122999
>>11032583>>11032597How about hips?
>>11032620what a sluteven her saddlebags
>>11032597>flu kneefukken tumblr buuuullshiit
>>11032632was he a pony
>>11032632I guess he didn't see that coming!
>>11032632cofounder of the what now
>>11032609http://pastebin.com/9XN09dELshort but sweet
>>11032570One slice has pepperoni, the other has pepperoni and onion.I asked for plain cheese on my half but they put pepperoni on the whole thing. S'alright, but it's a proper brick oven pizza and I think it just tastes far better with only cheese.
>go to the mlpg tf2 server with a friend>admin considers kicking friend over his name>someone's name is Makeryou srs guys
>>11032608I'm sorry, I have the littlest idea on how to do comics. From now on I'll try to be brief with text, and not overwordy.Sorry.
>>11032632>hit and runWell shitLife is so fragileAnd literally everyone else on earth is constantly doing every single thing in their power to make sure yours is snuffed out before theirs is...
>>11032632Government conspiracy to keep us from wasting even more time instead of generating tax revenue.
>>11032632>same Obama hit squad that killed the guy from Bad Dragonit's habbebening
>>11032667Co-founder of the only thing that took you one step closer to your virtual reality waifu, motherfucker.
>>11032674>cheese pizzascherzo plspls scherzo
>>11032632Doesn't affect me or me ponies so I don't care.
>>11032677was it krabb?krabb is a major cunt
>>11032692It was actually his husbando/boyfriend who crashed the car he was driving that killed him
>>11032683what the fuck are you talking about, im saying the text is too small even when i open the pic to full size. that shit is painful on the eyes.
>>11032731>disinformation agent detected
>>11032739Oh, sorry, let me get you out of that collarwhat was it that was over the line?
>>11032731>husbando>drivingi'm not sure you're using that word correctly..
Does anyone have that picture of esmeralda behind a fruit stand with the goat, I want to ponify it with poka.
>>11032706You really do not know how damn good this place I got it from is.It's like a sin to put anythign else besides a sprinkling of parmesan upon it. Literally the best pizza I have ever had.
>>11032692What guy from Bad Dragon?
>>11032815I hate these pictures because the person who draws them obviously has no idea how squish actually works.
>>11032668>pastebins instead of capsso this is how it ends
>>11032815Fluttershy has a very plush ass.
>>11032632MEANWHILE, AT MICROSOFT>"Boss. It's done.">"Good. One down...one more to go. I'll not have the glory of my Kinect be denied by this Oculus Rift."
Welp your waifu diedWhat now?
>>11032849The gypsy from hunchback of notre dame
>>11032863exchange for new waifu
>>11032863But that's Twilight.
>>11032843there's no print-screen button on a cell phone, anonotherwise I'd do it myself
>>11032862Oh, him. Didn't he die a while ago?
Princess?I'm ready for another lesson
>>11032632>gang membersAND PEOPLE TELL ME IT'S WRONG TO BE RACISTTHEY WERE ALL FUCKIGN SPIC SHITS
>>11032909Skype, /unf/, or ded horse?
>>11032863>Purple>Diewhat planet are you from?
>>11032863Go on a grand adventure with the other ponies, guided by Luna and Celestia, to find an ancient artifact that can bring back the dead. We shall go over the seven seas, climb on the roof of the world, explore the four corners of the earth if needed but she shall be alive once more
>tfw xieril died before he did more humanbutts
>>11032686still sexier than GR.
Reminder that there are tons of anons and name/tripfags who dont know have died and or killed themselves that browsed MLPG
>>11032926Oh, hey, that's a pony.
>>11032891You are sent back to normal Earth for being so disrespectful to your waifu>>11032898I was talking in general>>11032926She ded nigga. She fucking ded. What do you do?>>11032928Nah you're going with Discord, Twilicorn and a CMC of your choice
What's got Spike so embarrassed?
>>11032968>not wanting humanbutts
>>11033003Wasn't Power Button+Down Volume Key the screenshot command on Android phones?
>>11033013She isn't dead, nigger.
woop woop! finally was able to find someone to commission that rita and runt thing I've been posting about.
>>11033013but Twily is the ded one
>>11033048Oh.Well yo go with Cadence then
>>11033013>Discord, Twilight and SweetieAnon this is going to be so great
>>11033061WELL YOU BETTER START LIKING IT BECAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GONNA GETASSUMING YOU GET ANYTHING IN THE FIRST PLACE
>>11033061man, you've got some weird taste
>>11033044this sounds terrible but before i judge you as a complete idiot i will give you a chance to explain what you asked for.
Why are prototype so damn ugly?
>>11033057I can deal with thatfor my waifu's sake
>>11033099They based them off you.
>>11033020Twilight saw his little peen, gasped with her hoof to her mouth, then giggled giggledat it
Choose one pink
fart fart fart faaaaart
>>11033119for what? for sexual?
anyone else hate it when people draw fuzzy deer ears on ponies and call it their style.
>>11033094Rita riding on runt's back like a jockey chasing a fly
>>11033099why do they keep giving applejack a shitty red or blue hat
>>110331191 and 23 and 4 are complete shit5 Is actually decent and probably the only human I like drawn by him
>>11033134For whatever you want>>11033135Are you one of those edgy bronies I heard about?
>>11033143No, not really.
>>11033143I don't think i doExamples of where you hate it?
>>11033116Posting from a tablet is suffering
>>11033165No, i'm implying i want it even less anthro.
>>11033158i am assuming its anthro, what a strange fetish you have.
>>11033165>tfw find that flattened down hairstyle so fucking hot on almost any panko>everyone thinks that it's because of grimderp edgy shitGoddamn I just find it hot
>>11033202How can you get less anthro than pure pony?Realistic pony?
>>11033119I'm torn.3 has a nice butt, but I'm assuming 4 and 5 also do even though they aren't showing it off
>>11033143I have a pet deer.And about six pet squirrels, and three pet chipmunks.
>>11033221Why are kids meal toys so much better?And I really need to get better pics
>>11033240Fluttershy please stop being the worst pony in the show
Hey guys, what's up?
>>11033013Little ponies don't die, r-right?
>>11033257Nothing much, just playing some videogamesyou?
>>11033257Hey, Unopt.Drawn anything new lately?
>>11033221why so chubb>tiny hataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>11033267Have you asked Applejack about her dad?
>>11033219I know that feel bro. Sexually forward straight mane pinkie is super unf.
>>11033206Nope, they're feral, canon, animaniacs characters and it's not sexual at all
>>11033257I would rather have colt Snails
>>11033234more horse, at least.
>>11033257draw any hetero and/or lesbian sex lately?cause I'm getting tired of the dicks, and coming from me that's really saying something
>>11033036even then I wouldn't be able to compile it all into a single picture without it looking like crapI'll have to either wait until I get my rig back or see if anyone else caps
>>11033289People like you are mah I disagree completely, poofy pank for life
>>11033219>>11033289When I masturbate to her, I like to imagine her with her normal happy-go-lucky personality but with the straight hair.
>>11033332>spinal tailsI HATE!
http://i.imgur.com/BoMZhnz.pngAnd then she needed to buy a new laptop.
Did anyone else go to cuddlefest?
>>11033352But it's biologically accurate.
>>11033332>those rainbow-hips11/10 would use as handles during sex
>>11033352Where else are they suppose to come from?
>>11033281Sleeping vampire.>>11033288Business trip.
>>11033338God don't get me started on that thingIt's just the shitty headcanon that when she gets her mane all flat must mean that she's about to go berzerkI wouldn't mind a flattened mane pinkie(human or pony) slightly dominating me though
>>11033352Wh..where would you have the tail come out, Senpai?
>>11033364tails dont come out of the middle of the spine
>>11033386She could go berzerk swallowing your dick
>>11033386The only thing that the flat hair seems to signify is that she's not happy with her station in life or she feels like she's not fulfilling her purpose. It's internal conflict more than anything.
>>11033119ABOUT FUCKING TIMEall of them
>>11033165>Alice Pinkie complete with hobby horseNeat.
You can only have one
>>11033414>TFW cuddlefest and country music festival was cancelled this year.
>>11033379Hey Tex, I know you were in a slump recently, but you're slowly getting your groove back, right? Do you feel comfortable volunteering for a character in the print project yet? Doubles are acceptable, so you can pick your favorites even if others are already volunteering for them.
MSOB pls finish this
>>11033438That's goodCountry music is for hick ponies and cuddling are for weirdos
>>11033434Honestly, I wouldn't want a filly for sexual. Why can't she just be my little pal?
Sombra had potential.
>>11033405There's a bit that's flesh and bone that protudes from the bottom of the spine, true, but the hair follicles for the tail also begin a bit further up from that.
>>11033455naw, i have already enjoyed this picture to its maximum. i would rather he do something else.
>>11033414That's got to be one of my favourite expressions in the entire showJust by itself it cracks me up
>>11033460Sombra did nothing wrong.
>>11033437Are those relatives dead, Tex?
>>11033417A Nightmare Moon hobby horse to boot.
>>11033439>got his groove backSoon Tex will win the break-dancing competition against the Tri-Delta frat and save the community hall from being turned into a Nightclub.
>>11033460not with hasbro in charge
>>11033437GRANNY SMITH'S MOTHERGREAT AUNT FLUTTER...APPLE PIEDIAMOND TIARA'S GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHERWHERE ALL ALL OF THEM TEX? WHERE ARE THEY?
>>11033474Pinkie is actually my least favorite pony but I have to say she makes some of the best expressions
>>11033460I challenge someone to make Sombra an interesting character that actually fits in line with FiM. No grimdark bullshit or overly dramatic trash.
That took longer then it should have...
>>11033523th-they're not sexy at allthey're just cutedamnit
>>11033529I love his secret dark castle. Makes me think of LttP Ganon.
>>11033531AND I forgot to loop it
>>11033531Uh.It doesn't loop?
>>11033521She isn't my favourite either but god she really can make me smile.
>>11033269Came back home to get some crap but my apt. will still be internet-less for 10 days.
>>11033523I want to sexually both of themone after the otherpossibly with Pinkie coaching when it's Dash's turn
>>11033521>Pinkie is least favorite>Twily and 2.3 existBest check yourself.
Oh, by the way...Mine's Got Rocks In It is great.
>>11033592at least your internet-telepathy still works
>>11033583Ponk sure is a poe
>>11033338>>11033612>buying fandom shit>>>/eqd/>>>/ponychan/>>>/reddit/
>>11033508>>11033486All alive, ponies don't die, alright?>>11033439I don't have a lot of faith in my humans.
guysi think i love the changelings more than the ponieswhat do
odds - studyevens - studydoubles - drawtriples - Tex tells me what to do
>>11033529>Celestia and Luna blasted his Animus/soul/essence from his body when he was sealed away>he can't return to his full strength until he reclaims his physical form>but until then, he's a cloud of darkness with no shape or substance, held together by magic and his sheer hatred of the Crystal Kingdom and Celestia/Luna.>When Twilight Sparkle enters the Crystal Kingdom, he realizes how powerful her magic is, and seeks to take her body for his own, in order to break the seal and free himself at last.
post "smile smile smile" or a variation thereof ITT if you're an autistic piece of shit
>>11033643>my humansTEX CONFIRMED FOR SLAVER
>>11033655Cut your dick off so they can't use it to suck out all your love.
>>11033654>Dash first>Pinkie lastAJ>Rarara>>>RD>PP>TS>FS
>Tear through wood
>>11033663That is to say, only Twilight is powerful enough, magically, to break the seal on his real body.
>>11033672Well...it's been some time since I last saw that.
>>11033677but then how will i impregnate the brood mothers
>>11033470its still pretty high for the bottom of the spine but since its anthro anime making up whatever shit you want is acceptable.
>>11033654>Dash on top>Pinkie last>>11033667>Rarity on topWho let these proletarians in?
>>11033697Use someone else's dick.
>>11033710but i have a perfectly functional dick right nowwhy would i do that
>>11033704You're just jealous I am a patrician when it comes to opinions while you are just a lowly plebeian.
>>11033704>>11033679Don't be afraid to admit that Dash has surpassed all others in terms of character greatnessNo other pony has such depth and charisma.She could play any range of emotions in an episode and it would fit.
>>11033756what if rumble was supposed to be a filly?
>>11033455Looking back on it, the boobs actually kinda bother me. Need to fix that. Sunny's left one disappears and I think Red's should be bigger.>>11033643Look, short of you saying "I don't want to be part of this project" I will fucking hound you to start working on it. I didn't force you to join, you made that sign-up post yourself; so don't give me any bullshit about thinking you're not good enough for this. The other artists in the group and I are all here to help you. I know you can do this.
>>11033747Anon, have I ever steered you wrong before?Just trust me.Cut your dick off.
>>11033783Anon I am not a mirror.
>>11033782>and I think Red's should be biggerwhythey're fine the way they are
>>11033769>depth and charisma>what is rarity?>She could play any range of emotions in an episode and it would fit>what is pinkie?I don't even like those two and even I can say that dash is no where close to them
>>11033797But i am>mfw
>>11033794anoni don't trust you
>>11033794>tfw you dont live far enough in the future for dick transplantsyou just know eventually science will be able to grow the perfect horse dick in a lab and put in on human.
>>11033842But I want a duck penisLike, a horse-sized suck penisThat'd be fucking terrifying.
>>11033842Why in the ever loving fuck would you even want that?If we're that advanced I'm getting actual useful augmentations.
>>11033877>implying obama would allow normal people to get superhuman augmentations
>>11033812Rarity wants to be #1 fashion girl, that's about it.You can't take Pinkie seriously ever, even when she's in real danger. She's the comic relief and unfortunately that looks like it's getting worse not better.Dash has her Wonderbolts dreams sure, but she also has an interesting and unique relationship with every main six character. Only other pony you can say that for is Twilight.
>you will never make bronybux off of commissions because you don't have the right genes for art.
>>11033906>implying Obama has a say in such thingHe's not a king.
YOU'VE GOT TO FIGHT TO KEEP YOUR SPIRIT ALIVE
>>11033931give it time.
>>11033914>implying art is hardlol no. there is a reason art is an awful career choice that makes you no money. its because there are too many.
>>11033974Not enough horsecock!
>>11033974I'd rather horeballs.Just cover my body in bulging horseballs.
>>11033842>that gapholy shit, is that what /co/s flavor of the week is?
>>11033906He's the president, man, not the dick police.
>>11033997gross dudedon't unf to that
>>11033877>Not wanting a 2 foot long cock that's as thick as a coke canpleb
>>11033997I enjoy the humiliation of diapers but it's just too close to scat for comfort
>>11033877man, if I found a dude with a horsecock I wouldn't stop jerking him off
>>11033974fetish fags are going to come up with the creepiest body mods. then you will always have the edgy kids trying to be as shocking as possible by getting 30 eyes and random penises all over.then they will cry when people try oppress them.
>>11034023Not silly enough!
>>11033907>but she also has an interesting and unique relationship with every main six character. No that's every single pony from the main cast
>>11034028Another reason to not want one, thanks.
>>11034026huhthat is hot
I'm gonna stay purely human and crush heretics
>>11034042come onjust get a horsedick and let me suck you offit'll be funI promise
>>11033997link to tumblr pls
>>11034044What it is is shear ridiculousness. She had all of maybe three or four seconds of screentime in a Droopy cartoon.
>>11034042Anon just cut your dick off already!You're being selfish! There are children starving in Africa right now!
>>11034036Not reallyThey all have at least one pony who they don't really have a connection with like Applejack and Fluttershy or Rarity and Pinkie.
What would be the point of getting body mods when we would live so far in the future that we would have immersive virtual reality to the point were we don't even have to have an intrusive surgery in order to feel like we're in the game world?
>>11034065>that punother then thatdoesn't that sound familiar?
>>11034103Where's the pony?
>>11034075I don't see any femanons removing their meat flaps for beef patties and feeding starving children.
>>11034122Yes, yes, I know. People latch onto the weirdest things. Like a DJ or some other background character.
how can i be more like pinkie
>>11034128Exactly, and you you're better than womenDon't let them win!
>>11034097>>11034036not really recalling that Rarity & Dash episode, dude
>>11034123Would you rather have a marshmallow body with feathery wings or just play pretend videogames with that loser?
>>11034147get a sex change
Hey MLPG, any streams/games/drama/art etc happen today? I'm busy hanging with friends or I'd dive the archive
>>11034150Yeah I guess soI was thinking of Suited for Success and Swarm of the Century but I guess it's been a while.
>>11034148Anon.I am going to stab you.
>>11034163Looks like she's hung like a horse.
>>11034201If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
It only just occurred to me how fuckhuge that doodle I posted last night was.So if you're too lazy to resize it yourself, here.
I think we should move to the /unf/ thread
>>11034199So it is decidedThere is a Rarity and Dash/Pinkie gap in addition to an Applejack and Fluttershy gap
>>11034236wrong thread, guy
which pony is the best role model
>>11034254the other thread died, so I think he's in the right one
>>11034268Rainbow Dash is a pony all ponies should strive to be
>>11034280I'm going to try to sit like that brb
Would you take fluttershy out for sushi?
>>11034299Take her out?Like...with a harpoon?
that's not very fair to the earth poines.
>>11034297but you're not a ponyit would just look weird, at best
>>11034297>anon was never heard from again
>>11034297Oh jesus Anon. Don't even try that shit you're going to hurt yourself.
>>11034299Are we going to eat real sushi or is she going to tell me that she loves sushi and the order chicken terryaki and a California roll?
>>11034299Considering that sushi isn't necessarily made with raw fish, and there are plenty of vegetarian sushi options - I think it'd actually be pretty nice.
>>11034235WHY DONT YOU INK IT OR SOMETHING
>>11034283>>11034310Needs more glue
>>11034236Meet you there~
>MLPG tries to actually talk about the show
>>11034310I prefer toy pank's hair over show style hair
>>11034252Raritty also didn't interact that much with Twilight. It's kinda strange seeing how Twilight is most likely Rarity's best friend after Fluttershy
>>11034268I like to think the reason we have so many Applefag contributors is that they value her stubbornness and determination, which also means they'll stick to art and not give up
>>11034338Why would you put glue all over your ponies?
>>11034352That isn't funny at all.
>>11034352>ross enters the thread
>>11034358Her and Rarity were practically holding hooves by the end of the Crystal Empire episodes
>>11034365what the fuck is going on with that sweetiebelle
>>11034390Does Fluttershy have downs
>>11034352if that's supposed to be ballet, why isn't she wearing slippers
Beep boop, son. Beep boop.
>>11034411yesthis is canon
>>11034402Are.Are they made out of stress-ball foam?
>>11034402>>11034390>Please kill us>Put an end to our pain>We beg of you
>>11034323Nigirizushi or go home
>>11034411that's weird, I thought she looked a lot better feom the side than the rest.
>>11034392They were in town together in Cutie PoxThey also camped together for Cider.They are very close friends. It also makes sense. Twilight is probably the most educated and well versed in the Canterlot life. Rarity is interested in that. Why don't they have an episode already?
>>11034402I'm glad they come with a warning
>>11034402Hahahahah oh god that spike
>>11034352So what the fuck is up with Tartarus? Was it always there to contain the evil creatures of the world, or was it made by Celestia and Luna to hold Discord's monsters?
>>11034411Of course she does. She's got wings, dont she!
>>11034402scoots looks decent
>>11034402That wrinkle in Spike's head is unfortunate.Looks like he's had a lobotomy.
>>11034451>Celestia and Luna>Creating anything
>>11034402>>11034390>>11034365which toys are these again?
>>11034443What would be the dilemma of that episode?
>>11034379>Fat person hurting themselves>Not funnyPick one, fatty
>>11034390>those fucking mould lines
are there any drawfags around who are willing to take a request?
>>11034451I think it's always been there. But you're right who is in charge of it if not Celestia and Luna.And what could be in it? I mean Twilight said that if they escape Equestria will be destroyed. If they are so dangerous why don't they just EoH zap them instead of keeping them all locked up in the same place?
>>11034460I think that might be the case
>>11034496I'd fuck it
>>11034508They make her feel special.
>>11034473It's more just depressing that, in addition to being a fat piece of shit, she's also stupid enough to think that she could dance when she's so damn blubbery.She's the worst of the worst and society caters to her. That's not funny. That's tragic.
>>11034498Would you be so kind as to draw me applejack at the beach?
>>11034508Something to hold onto while you're fucking her mouth.
>>11034526>THEY TOOK MY ARMS TWILY
>>11034451The veritable land of the damned as guarded by an easily excitable 3 headed bulldog.I wish we could see it in the show. But we never will....
ANYONE HAVE A REQUEST?Nothin' too fancy now
i fluttered myself
>>11034558HE'S GOT FRIENDS ON THE OTHER SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE~
>>11034521and fluttershy too
>>11034570Hat with a Sweetie on top
>>11034508You got something against piercings?
>>11034570Sweetie eating an ice cream
>>11034570Watch all of the episodes
>>11034526Yep. they're made out of what appears to be that cheap plastic foam that stress balls are made of.
>>11034587I'm ok with this mr drawfag
>>11034570Big Mac making a suggestive pose with an apple in the foreground over his crotch
>>11034579Fluttershy is a very slobbery pony.
>>11034570Rainbow Dash making this face
On which pony would you use your Masterball MLPG?
>>11034582Wrong song quote but pretty ballin' nonetheless.
>>11034579you're cleaning that up, you know
>>11034628you're a very slobbery pony
>>11034590You have problem with that, pal?
>>11034599stupidest scene of the seasonit made me cringe so hard
>>11034631Rarity of courseIt's in her fucking name
>>11034579>nothing in the rear view mirrorFluttershy is a vampire?
>>11034631I would give it to Celestia
>>11034645Makes me smaile
What if Fluttershy was shy, but then tied to become less shy?
>>11034658You didn't know?All pone is vampire.How do you think Celestia and Luna have lived so long. Ritual sacrifices to appease them.
>>11034658It's worse, she isn't real
>>11034631>Like Fearow or Tentacruel
>>11034658I don't think she would show up at that angle
>>11034676>tiedunf? Though I think that would make her more submissive
>>11034676that'd never work
>>11034686No no no, I meant fried
>>11034603Sounds do-able>>11034608Later>>11034588I'm drawing her on top of a fedora>>11034622Braeburned pls
>>11034696Why is applejack Naruto?
>>11034655this nigga gets it
>>11034705Because believe it
>>11034696>shota AJunf unf tiny apple penis unf!
>>11034676Fluttershy would be too easy to tie upI'd still enjoy it, but it would be easy
>>11034570Draw a punky Rarity.
>>11034676And then she becomes too not-shy, borderline psychopath, really.. That makes sense, right?
>>11034612that reminds memy favorite thread on the entire internethttp://www.shoujoai.com/forum/topic_show.pl?tid=28027;pg=85
How blue is your pony waifu?
Reminder that spics destroyed any chance of you being with your waifu.http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/local/orange_county&id=9122999
>>11034772She's pretty blue.
>>11034631Pinkie because she's my favorite
>>11034772Blue and red
>>11034793what about her eyes
>>11034772She's bluish gray so somewhat blue
>>11034789Oh shut up. It was something stupid anyway.
>>11034793>>11034811Guy waifus a pony and doesn't even know her eye color
>>11034753>PikabluFuck, I'm suddenly in grade school again.
>>11034729You wouldnt even need to tie up Fluttershy>"Fluttershy. Stay here, don't move.">"Ok.">She stays there all day
>>11034811I always forget about thatI am a horrible husbando
>>11034842>ponying in public
>>11034729This picture's better with Princess Bitch in it.
>>11034834>I wouldn't do that
>>11034772Is pink a shade of blue?
>>11034842>>11034827>>11034808Why do I really feel sad I can't go to a fancy bakery with Pinkie Pie?This is just a cartoon I shouldnt have these feelings
>>11034857>all those neon colors
>>11034860Yes, you would.
>>11034857>typical graphical designer designs a furry thing
>>11034849That's why she always maintains eye contact during blowjobs, so you never forget her eye color.
>>11034789Overrated goggle with displays in them.
>>11034857>You will never be this gay.
>>11034857>the more shitty layers I put on the better my crap will be!
>And that's when I found out I could just use a plunger tied to an apple tree
>>11034876what do you have against neon
>>11034891you obviously have no degree in graphic design
>>11034878>sandstone printing>not plastic with blueprints for poseable homemade figures to put Hasbro out of business
>>11032350Hey if you're still here, armorling/guard probably won't be uploaded til around this time sunday.
>>11034896why is AJ's face stained with cum?
>>11034873but you canhttp://imgur.com/Si3Nnrqno lie, if i wasn't so shy i'd buy a pank plush and take her everywhere
>>11034896But that wont get the stain out!
>>11034898I choose to believe that this is a kids classroom
WHY AREN'T YOU GIVING IT TO HER?
>>11034916I used to have a decal about that size on the back of my car.That was back in January '11 so i doubt anyone even knew, thank god
>>11034900Neon is okay when used in moderation. Not when you dump every possible color into a picture like that. Its destroying my eyeballs.
>>11034923>That fat dudes stanceWowI want to stab him
OK MLPGThink of a pony. Any one at all. Favorite, least favorite, whatever. Got it?There's chewing gum stuck in their mane! What do you do?
>>11034934Who is this mysterious curly haired mare?
>>11034948I chew it.
>>11034948>FluttershyNo-one will even notice
>>11034934>get to Equestria>afraid that the ponies will think you're creepy for wanting to pony them>they actually have a ravenous sex drive, you have to constantly deny ponies daily out of exhaustion
>>11034948give her a haircut
would you play a mid/late 90s vidya about pones?
>>11034948Give her the D
>>11034948Tell her she's got gum in her mane.
>>11034938Everyone probably thought it was some gay pride decal.
>>11034948trip to see Twilight
>>11034923oh you can do so much more than thathttp://i.imgur.com/czA936i.jpg
>>11034948Spend an hour looking for it to no avail.
>>11034923If I lived near a Build a Bear I would totally make and buy a Pinkie and bring it home and hide it from my family likes its plutonium, but sleep with it every nightI honestly do not think I can get more lonely
>>11034981Yeah, that's what I figured. Not sure what I was thinking.
>>11034948it's pank. you can just cut it out and nobody would notice if i cut it out
>>11034991You can order them onlineI'm waiting for 4th Dimension Entertainment to start selling mai waifu
>>11034938>putting shit on your car>ever
>>11034988dt is very prettyher eyes are so pretty
>>11035006That's itI'm taking your unfs away until you can act responsibly
>>11034948>Rarity>Chewing gum in her maneI'm not going near that. The guy who put it there is dead. And she probably has some method to make it all go back to normal.
>>11035015It was just a giant window decalThose aren't as bad as bumper stickers right?
>>11034966Depends. What type of game is it?
Why aren't you giving your waifuplush the D?
>>11035028Why are you honking at me Fluttershy?
>>11035034when will people stop cosplaying as ponies?
>>11035031why would you ever want to put ANYTHING on your car?
>>11035005they already make mine but i am too embarassed to order
>>11035046People cosplay as everything
>>11035039Because I only give her the CTHE C STANDS FOR CUM BY THE WAY
>>11035017>taking your unfsu-unf!
>>11034975>you will never SB's tenacious D
>>11035047I was pretty caught up in pony at that timeI didn't have it up for long so no one I knew saw it, the whole thing was pretty stupid.
>>11035050so what i'm getting from this is that only lesbians care about art
>>11035039Because I don't own one.
>>11035061>C not standing for cuddlesEnd yourself
>>11035046when people stop cosplaying in general
>>11035052Woah. This is a really nice Panka. Which pones do they have no far?
>>11035066>that twily and rarity I thinkWhat in gods name
>>11035034dat panka thighreminds me that chick from rocky horror
They say you should never wake a sleeping pony
>>11035086What if I woke up Rainbow Dash?
>>11035062that is an acceptable unfthe badgerben thing is not
which pony has the cutest tootsthe loudestthe smelliest
>>11035092You don't want to
>>11035052ur 2 l8 fgtI wanted one toohttp://shop.4de.com/index.php?route=product/product&product_id=133> Out Of Stock
>>11035077Pinkie and Twilight, but Pinkie is out of stock, further proving she is best pony
>>11035077twily and pank
>>11035077only twi and ponkhttp://4de.com/shop/
>>11035066it's like watching a train wreck.
>>11035105What's Nicki Minaj doing there?
>So my date for prom this year was a brony and since I, myself, am also a fan of the show my mom and I decided to make this lovely boutonniere and corsage set for the occasion :3. I love how they turned out!
>>11035052>>11035120Whoa that's pretty nice quality for $25If they come out with a Rainbow Dash I probably will order one
>>11035110>Rarity's farts are near silent>She always puts the blame on you when others smell them
>>11035117>>11035118>>11035120>$25Oh gosh yes.>no mo pankaDamnit.
>>11035136at first I was thinking they were both dudes but those are tits all right
>>11035101Fine, if you don't want the dick you can have the fist
>>11034991Never say you've hit rock bottom, because that's when somebody throws you a shovel and tells you to start digging.
>>11035116I am going to order all of them when they come out
>>11035140>You will never put a gumdrop on the roof of her moth.
>>11035136these people never turn out to actually watch the showtrust me, i try to strike up a conv with everyone wearing rainbow dash merch but they don't know anything
>>11035153Are you sure?
>>11035170>she inhales it and in a fit of mucus and coughing chokes it down>she's still asleep
>>11035170rainbow dash has a moth?
>>11035183just don't do it man
>>11035165I'd probably just let them kill me now and let them dig themselves.I'm a pathetic lonely coward....but I'm also very lazy
>>11035184stop it. i don't want this morning to turn into a cringe-a-thon
UNF UNF PLEASE DRAW MORE EAR INFLATION
>>11035193She likes to send it after Applejack
>>11035214Are you being serious?I can't tell anymore
>>11035170>you will never squeeze Rainbow Dash's water bottle when she goes to take a drink>you will never put an ice cube on her back>you will never cross out her cutie mark and write "GAY" in sharpie as she sleeps
>>11035006>Anons sitting in a booth at MLPG Diner, chatting about pony and other things that come to mind when pony is discussed>One guy takes out a picture of something by Badgerben>The table falls into silence for a few moments, before one anon reaches across the table and smacks his palm off the guy's forehead
>>11035214>screaming loudly next to the last flutters
>>11035195What's the worst that could happen?
FIRST REQUEST DONEIt's Sweetie on a tall fedora
>>11035105>>11035222I really hope that is a man
>>11035240>tall fedoraNigga do you even know your hats
>>11035240>he thinks a top hat is a fedoraTO THE DEPTHS OF HELL WITH YOU
>>11035234cruel and unusual punishment
>>11035240>calling a Top Hat a fedoraI WILL END YOU YOU GODDAMN NIGGER
>>11035228That hit me harder than any mushy stuff you guys usually writeJust hanging out with Dash being stupid...man..
>>11035239She wakes up suddenly and confused and punches you in the jaw and you loose teeth
>>11034857>that perfect rectangle finger crossingI can't stop laughing at acid trip homolust roborabbit
>>11035240Um that's a top hat
>>11035240no wonder you're so bad at TF2you don't know your hats
HEY MLPGwrite some mushy stuff
>>11035240>confirmed for ghastly gibus wearer
>>11035239Is it so wrong to want Rainbow Dash, a normally brash and macho pony, and just snuggle her to pieces as she sleeps?
>>11034857What the fuck is this shit
>>11035260>you will never get three pizzas and watch a Jackass mega-marathon with Dash and Gilda
if you want to get technical, the "fedoras" that you are all so familiar with are actually trilbies.
>>11035252>>11035254>>11035259>>11035270>>11035273>not knowing your fedoras
>>11035261>>11035266But what if it's something important?
>>11035279>you will never snuggle your horsebando while his ponecum leaks out of you
>>11035279If Pinkie Pie was real I'd never let her go
>>11035289The best part of having a tough pony is being able to be the one that gets to see her soft side
>>11035289Yes, yes it is wrong. Deeply wrong.
>>11035311THAT TERRIBLE FEEL
>>11035304What if pone wore a pork pie hat?
>>11035310Then you wake her gently and firmly like a sane person, not sick chewy candy in her snore hole
>>11035289>You snuggle her to pieces>Those pieces turn into tiny Rainbow Dashes>You wake up being cuddled by tons of tiny dashes
>>11035325>he will never nibble your ear to help you relax your anus
>>11035292Watching Jackass 3D in theaters made me really sadWhat made me even sadder was looking it up and seeing that it came out 3 years ago
>>11035332Where's ball cap fedora?
>>11035292they would love those moviesI'd make some homemade popcorn and grab some beers tooman
>>11035279the reason i love pinkie so much is because she reminds me of "her"the one i let gothe one i should have been withpic unrelated, but what if this happened
>you will never own a TINY LITTLE ROID RAGE
>>11035337W-when did I do that?
>>11035332They all might as well be fedorasunless you're wearing a cowboy hat and you work on a farm
>>11035358The spaghettiIt's coming out of the keyboard
>>11035349What made me sad was watching it years later and realising I actually found shit like that funny.
>>11035349why did it make you sad? because you know that you'll never get so much enjoyment out of something so simple and stupid as those idiots do?
>>11035333they'd be pedophiles like that one
>>11035320I have a strange, non sexual desire to take Applejack and Dash and forcibly make then do dainty, girly things. Make them compete
>>11035364Would be cool to own a miniature Buff McLargehuge
>>11035279What? I don't know that stuff. I just want to be with my waifu man. I love her and I just want to make her happy. She may not love me but as long as she smiles a part of me will always be happy.
>>11035376No, I do that.It was the ending, watching the intro happen in normal speed. I realized that the Jackass crew is gonna stop some day, and I won't get to see them have fun again.
>>11035392all you really want is a smile smile smile?
>>11035383You could make a contest to clean your house the fastest, in maid uniform.
>>11035382fake tan pls go.the real tan said he was leaving mlpg for a month.
>>11035394nah, too much rarity
>>11035382What if filly was a pedophile?
>>11035392here you go>>11035313me neither, I don't even let go of my pinkie plushes
>>11035392She gives you a fake nervous smile because you disturb and make her uncomfortable.
Pinkie Pie, don't hurt yourself like this,Anonymous isn't real.
>>11035412That's not my waifu tough. I'd be good friends with Pinkie.Realyl the only pony I'd have problems is AJ but even then I'd be friends with her.
>>11035427If she's so real then how come the next thread isn't about her?
>>11035428I think so, Celestia, but where are we going to get three albino gerbils at this time of night?
>>11035428You want to turn all the guards into mares again and have some fun?
PREPARE YOUR NEW HORSES
>>11035292>>11035357>"I'm Hard Knocks, and this is the Dildo Cannon."
>>11035428I bet you're thinking that I should work out morei'm sorry okay I'm just not motivated, Celestia
>>11035428Still pony's lunch money?
>>11035389you know what we need? an actual Dirk Hardpeck pony.
>>11035405no, he said that he isn't drawing for a while so he can take a break and have some fun and get relief
>>11035428How am I gonna get that many toaster's by next tuesday?
>>11035440That's Moe and Shemp.
>>11035428I think so Celestia, but we'd never get a mouse and a pony to do it
>>11035454Tired, meant steal
>>11035464>tan took a break>xeril took a break>tornados killed goat againALL MY DREAMS ARE SLOWLY DYING AROUND ME
>>11035495At least you still have Ross.
>>11035480And I have down syndrome
>>11035495This past week has been nothing but ups and donws.
>>11035495>miles came back only to go ded again>GG is now homeless>SB is now homeless>Kraut has killed himself>Tess hats us>Reu is ded
>>11035520sb isn't homeless, he's just without internet for two weeks
>>11035439>>11035466>>11035470is it Pinky and the Brain in here?
>>11035520you'll always have meI'm a pretty important person
>>11035529That's basically the same thing as being homeless
i was going to make a horse and then i realized that i have no pictures of ponies
>>11035520Did Kraut really kill himself?
>>11035536Except the part with being raped by hobos. Tough that's probably a con for SB
>>11035451>"HI I'M HARD KNOX AND WELCOME TO JACKASS OH SH--">"i'm Saddle-O, and this is the Changeling Love Tunnel. this is gonna suck.">"hi, my name is Chris Pontihoof, and-- wait, no it isn't! it's Party Pony!"
>>11035553I would be raped by hobos every night if it weren't for my internet
>>11035544that's what derpibooru is for
>>11035574Well of course you would. With no internet you would go outside