NEW HORSE THREADToday's Topic: PinkejackOld Horse >>11011289
I WANT TO KILL MYSLEF
Fucking finally, was gonna post this last thread but image limit.
STAY IN ONE THREAD HORSEFUCKERS
>>11013307Sorry I was 2 slow
>Implying she isn't best pony.You fags need to give it a rest, it's just getting pathetic now.
>>11013355Dags in armor
>>11013355It's alright kamerat.
>>11013360oh boy adventure horse
>>11013359aRGH FUCKK YOUN
>>11013342Fuck you, you shit-eating brony.I hate my parents.I hate my existence.I hate you all.I want to kill myself, but at least I am going to take some fucking niggers like you with me.
>>11013355>templars>not Knights Teuton master race.
Yep... Applejack totally bucked at a Cherry orchard.
>>11013368>those gogglesYou have no idea how much autism is building in me right n- HOW ARE THEY STAYING ON HER HEAD IF THERE ARE NO STRAPSWHAT
>>11013372I know that feel but I'm not an asshole enough to kill other people because my own life sucks.
>>11013387How much did you pay her for each client?
>>11013375Are you even Aryan?
>>11013394They don't deserve to live anyway.
Welcome to the mlp generalSuch a lovely horseSuch a lovely horsePlenty of room at the mlp generalAny time of year, you can find it here
>>11013319That's a pretty pone. I bet she has a pretty voice.
are we ded or are my filters hiding a shitstorm that consumed the thread?
Which pony has the Charles Atlas seal of approval?
>>11013459You're not seeing this shit?
>>11013459Autoupdating seems to be broken
>>11013480Your face seems to be broken
posting apple pie in a pinkiejack thread
>>11013449Their minds are definitely twisted, They've got the neckbearded look ,uhThey got a lotta pretty pretty pones they call friendsHold a dance at the gala, sweet pony sweatSome dance with their tulpas, some dance to forget
NOW EVERYBODY MOVECAN YOU GET A LITTLE SOMETHINGGOT TO DO, SO BETTER BELIEVE INBETTER BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
>fall asleep in an unfamiliar location>no pillow to grab onto and pretend it's a pony
>>11013487So I called up the marker,'please bring me my horse'He said, 'we haven't had them apples here since nineteen sixty nine'And still those voices are calling from far away,Keep you up in the middle of the nightJust to post them pones...
>>11013466What kind of filename is that?
>>11013519I overwrite files in my "deleteme" folder.
>>11013519it's filenamerecycle anon
Somebody once told meAbout My Little PonyI ain't the sharpest mule in the thread
>>11013524US BRONES XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>11013515Welcome to the mlp generalSuch a lovely horseSuch a lovely horseWhat a nice surpriseFor your waifus guys
Why aren't you MJK yet?
Can someone redraw this with Applejack and replace noblemen with unicorns pls
>>11013543it's been done, I think
>>11013524You forgot Terraria, idiot
>>11013524You know it's not really that they are putting pony in everything but more like we're looking for pony in everything.We try to hard to find them. If we did the same thing with other things that were once popular but they aren't anymore we'd find the same thing.
>>11013537Ponies on the ceiling,The pink horsie on iceAnd she said 'we are all just prisoners here, of our own device'And in all anons' basements,They gathered for the feastThe flood it with their shitposting,But they just can't kill the horse
What do you think of this OCseriously, I'm thinking about cutting her
>>11013571Cute I guess.Cutting her from what?
>>11013571It looks like a 63 version of the average Diamond Dog Guard, nothing special.
>>11013571Its got clothes on so not gud 4 me
>>11013575from the diamn dog dumblr
>>11013553just like every single other person on earthshitty minecraft clone
>>11013571Draw her taking the knot.
>tfw missed MLPG's TF2, L4D2 and Awesomenauts games.>living in yuroop
>>11013612>tfw computer not good enough to play games with MLPG besides LoL and epicmafia
>>11013596>minecraftMORE LIKE INFINIMINERCRAFT AMIRITE
>>11013611cause she's kind of played her part. She was only really there to answer female questions. Plus I think its getting a bit >OC
>>11013627>OC aren't inherently bad you know
>>11013644yeah I know I was just wondering if I was the only one who felt like she's unnecessary. Thanks anonymous
>>11013570Last thing I remember, I was running from the boardI had to find the shortcut back to the board I lurked beforeRelax said the ponies, the ride never endsYou can get off anytime you like but, you can never leave
>>11013670*applejack on solo*
Is the weed on the show real?
Which languages are confirmed for canon in the show/comics until now? Besides English/Equestrian, of course. We know there's French/"Fancy" and Swahili/Zebra. Any that I'm missing?
>>11013524>NightmarityOH SHITBLIZZARD NEW
>>11013400> You will never get a drink at the bar at Dodge Junction and buy Applejack as your prostitute and fuck her after a hard day of work
>>11013710no, blizzard oldvery old
>>11013730Well, Activision Blizzard fairly new
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>11013706There's runic language of some kind
>>11013741Fuck you she has a heart of goldDon't let them take it from you
>>11013710That or Nightmareity is something very easy to make using Rarity
>pleasure myself fro 2hrs>cum so hard that after 20 minutes still slightly shaking and can't think or type clearlyI think I broke something
>>1101371375 bits for an hour, 150 for 3 and 350 for the whole night (drinks and cigars included)
>>11013764a couple of rules, maybe
>>11013749Shut up and take my hardstone shards, Thomas.
when do you think Regular Show will stop following the same plot
>>11013596You're an idiot
>>11013799>CHUBBY BABY DRAGONTom hanksOTP
>>10913834What the fuck is that thread supposed to mean? It's le epic troll xD or I've missed out on something.
>>11013764How did you do that?For me it's always "In retrospect that wasn't really worth the time"
>>11013814Ms. Faust was actually here
>>11013803No, just a troll.I don't like Terraria though, I don't think the concept works in 2D
>>11013814Lauren Faust, the creator of MLP FIM, posted here.
>>11013814DO YOU EVEN FAUST
>>11013820Fair enoughit is getting a much needed update thougheven if you dislike it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3kJ6SU3ycs> Derek "Tex" Grebner Shoots Himself In The Leg>"Tex"
>>11013819>>11013828>>11013836>EPIC TROLL, EPIC TRRRRRROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLThe piss is leaking.
>>11013814Lauren visited /mlp/ and answered a few questions in two threadsThe only interesting thing was how she beefed it while trying to get a tripcode.
>>11013847tex is from texasthis faggot is not
>>11013852google the tripcode
>>11013855What if Texas isn't a real place and Tex lied to us?
>>11013847I'm sure Tex is not the only Tex in the world.
>>11013852I hope you die, for real.people as dumb as your just shouldn't be alive
>>11013852I bet you will feel pretty stupid in a few minutes
>>11013852... you lost me
>>11013819>>11013828>>11013836Why would she come to this shithole? And why didn't you link her to MLPG? You beefed hard, /co/mrades.
>>11013883Are you brain damaged?
>>11013887They did in the first thread
>>11013874How can not falling for obvious bait being dumb? Just because a thread is stickied and has 1500 posts doesn't mean it's legit.
>>11013799N-no dude that's gay
>>11013887https://twitter.com/Fyre_flye/status/339199446434848768Feel free to commit sudoku
>>11013887Some probably didshe didn't care if they did, and if she had the piss would just have followed her and nothing different would have happened.
>>11013872>>11013855I somehow imagine Tex's name to be Derek. Would seem to fit.All of his characters dress and have the same hair, so we can only assume he really dresses like that. Derek would seem to fit that kind of a guy.
what's your real first name MLPG?Armani
>>11013887>shitholeWhere do you think we are?
>>11013900Oh. Okay, I was wrong. Who cares.
>>11013887would you have wanted the rest of /mlp/ in MLPG?besides, she stated she lurks this boardI wouldn't be surprised if she were lurking this very thread
>>11013907>implying bronies care about the show>implying they don't love eating up Merriwether's shit
>>11013913On /co/, only non-retarded place in this autistic fandom?
>>11013926NOI AM LAUREN FAUST
>>11013932You're disproving that assertion yourself.
>>11013934>no "(Really)"You're not the real lauren
>>11013917What would her fetish(es) be?
>>11013937Aww, babby wants to murder me with images of fictional violence. How cute :3.
>>11013942Shitposting about Meghan
>>11013937What the fuck is Gimlee doing in Malfoy's universe?
>>11013942Whatever this is.
>>11013957He wants to give him the _axe
>>11013894>>11013899>>11013900>>11013907>>11013913>>11013917I don't believe it. It can't be her. It's impossible. "She" said in that thread she liked it, a thread on 4chan. That's fucked up!
>>11013942>lesbian incest makeouts during a fireholy shit i am losing it hard
>should be drawing>instead being distracted by searching reverse weaboo art on PixivGod damn it /co/
>>11013942loli x pony
>>11013986>during a fireThey're in front of a fireplace.
>>11013988>should be drawingThats pretty much always the case though
>>11013986>losing itYour erection?That is counter-intuitive to me.
>>11013975what's more fucked up is the shitstorm that ensued after /mlp/ made a "thank you" card for Faust
>>11013995Somebody of that scum linked her to porn of her?God, please incinerate this planet.
>>11014005FUCK OFF IT'S FUNNIER THIS WAY
>>11014008Just because I don't draw (i'm depressed) doesn't mean I'm not artist!!!!!!!!
Forever he will be my hero
>>110140034chan is just full of this shit today
shitposting on mlpg.exe
>>11014013No it was posted in the thread. No link was needed.Oh moot also posted in that thread
>>11014023>being depressedI'm not depressed. I'm just distracted. Its much worse.
>>11014042I'm dead. I swear, I'm fucking dead! I don't want to go on.
>>11014051Oh come on. moot posting there isn't that bad...
>>11014058the whole happening was hilariousthen it became a circlejerk with faust trying to keep up with the thread
>>11014110>GavalancheNot even onceI find it kind of hard to believe that someone can draw retarded looking faces that consistently, but god damn it, he went above and beyond
>>11014127>tfw i actually like his art and faces
>>11014012what happened with the thank you card?
>>11014012Why did those fucking mongrels include pervy shit? MLPG made a nice, wholesome image of Marker hugging Lauren.
>>11014153>to Lauren it's just some random OC
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57586856-504083/nichole-cable-update-kyle-dube-20-staged-kidnap-that-ended-up-killing-15-yr.-old-maine-girl-police-say/>Kyle Dube, a 20-year-old Maine man indicted for the murder of 15-year-old Nichole Cable, used a fake Facebook account to lure her from her home so that he could stage her kidnapping and rescue and appear to be a hero, according to a state police affidavit.>Instead, the affidavit released Wednesday says Dube ended up killing 15-year-old Nichole Cable, What a fuckin idiot. It sounds like he put too much duct tape on her so she suffocated.
>>11014147>>11014153The organizer included a few lewd pics in it because "4chan stands for anti-censorship. I needed people to know where it came from."You know. Because having "/mlp" on it a million times doesn't show where it's from.
>>11014169;_;who did the image, it's pretty cute.
>>11014172Which pony can hold their breath the longest?
>>11014188Dash because she's already blue
>>11014179>The organizer included a few lewd pics in it because "4chan stands for anti-censorship. I needed people to know where it came from."He can kiss my round sweaty balls. It's a card sent to someone who made a show you like. You act like a professional. Adding pervy shit is juvenille. I hate this mentality that "4chan is for hardcore pervs and weirdos". >>11014169>>to Lauren it's just some random OCAnd I'm okay with that.
>>11014188I laughed when I shouldn't have.Thanks for keeping it pony related though.
>>11014208Best zodiac ponies
>>11014207Yeah, it didn't make much sense. The guy was a fucking idiot.
>>11014172GuEsS tHaT'S WhY tHeY CaLl iT RaNdOm xD
>>11014186It's traditional so probably Inky
>>11014208I feel like this had words. I think it does better without
>>11014224I wonder what would happen if it was discovered she died of natural causes like an aneyurism. It was just perfect timing. Would he be charged with moving a corpse or?
>>11014229It had words like "STAHP" and such so i took of liberty of removing all the speech bubbles/text
>>11014229It had words. And I agree it's better without.
>>11014229I don't think it ever didAnd it works far better without if it had any in the first placeShit is way funnier through actions alone
>>11014207>"4chan is for hardcore pervs and weirdos"not that putting porn on the card wasn't a fucking retarded (and rude) idea, but at least in these threads that does seem to be the caseif nothing else they're the most vocal posters
>>11014242Well he would probably be charged with fucking kidnapping
>>11014250Thats the earlier edit before i went on to remove it all.
>>11014253lods of emone
>>11014267It's not specifically for pervs and weirdos, but it does attract us.
>>11014280I know. But I wouldn't save the STHAP one
>>11014280>>11014290I'm glad I don't have a strong autism like that and I don't mind about that kind of shit. Things are more enjoyable when you just don't care.
>>11014208>>11014250I wonder how many comics can stand on their own when you remove text
>>11014296>opinions and dislikes make you autisticI bet you have many friends
>>11014294God the full version was stupid
>>11014304>oh no, she said "stahp", fucking ruddit meem ruining the comic
>>11014267Just because a site harbors that kind of shit and people who post that kind of shit doesn't mean you can't exercise some restraint for two seconds when you make a card. The guy was retarded.
>>11014319To be honest, though, the comic works WAY better without any text at all, Reddit-like or otherwise. It's just funnier that way.
>>11014319If you'd notice that nobody said "fucking ruddit meem ruining the comic" and somebody only said "I edited it so I'd like it more", I hope you'd calm the fuck down.you're being really autistic over this
>>11014179>Anti-censorship means acting like a pervy weirdo I guess I should wear a t-shirt with disgusting MLP porn to a family get together? And if someone complains, show "censorship" ? There's a time and a place for everything. Socially inept weirdos don't know this.
>silent film comics pone
>>11013319Shit. This wa a picture I requested a long time ago. Accept the hair is supposed to be yellow, since it is just Applejack with Pinkie's hair style.
>>11014319>it didn't match the facial expression>It was completely unnecessary>removing all the words, not just the ruddit meem, makes it better
>>11014337Pretty much my thought about this.>>11014339She fall so graceful.
>>11014337It's hilarious how similar this sounds to Furries flaunting around in fursuits that get mad when people call them on it. "That's just how things work around here."
>>11013815I don't know what kind of answer do you expect. Mostly it is lots, *lots* of lube and self-control. I basically just cover whole crotch in it, lay down,completely relax and just pleasure myself without thinking of anything much. Time flies fast, it can 2 or even 4 hours. At some point, when I feel tired, I increase intensity of moves and allow myself to cum. Basically, the formula is simple - no haste, let yourself fully enjoy it.There is also that weird spot on the head of my penis, touching which by whole hand feels even slightly painful that heart skips. But if I continue to press, to do it - in the end is starts to feel mindblowingly awesome.
Lauren Faust did nothing wrong.
>>11014339LK needs to do more comics with no dialogue>tfw this was one of the first things he did for us
>>11014375Is there an official picture of her without those glasses?
>>11014394except post on 4chan.
>>11014413No.and they actually re-used the Twilight model for her.
This was in the show.
Why is she so perfect?
>>11014402We need more contributors drawing comics period
What if pony was tiny
Anyone can link me to the thread with the picture we made for Faust? Was it in the sticky? I can't find it
>>11014446Why didn't you save her?
What if Acid was tiny
>>11014366Ponyfaggots are furries, didn't you know that?
>>11014445Spak why r u so gat
>>11014453preferably about tiny ponies...
>>11014471she comes in smaller varietiespersonally 7-13 feet is prime height difference fetish for me
>>11014453B-but it's hard!It's like contributing a bunch of pictures all at once!
>>11014482Preferably about me fucking you're waifu.
>>11014490That's stupid.You're stupid.Why are you even alive?
PONY SHOULD PONY PONY!
>>11014491>pone will never AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA you
>>11014457Yes it was a stickyhttp://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S10918871
>>11014491>5 panelsthat's like $2000
>>11014490>baww baww stop telling the truth
>>11014503DA POINT^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^UR FACE
>>11014515You forgot to add the cost of each individual letterHe usually doesn't include letters
>>11014515Actually, if you go by his ACTUAL pricing, it's about $50-60.
So MLPG, why're you still here?
>>11014487Is her dick smelly?
>>11014515But AJ is female, that increases the overall price by 150%
>>11014530I have nothing better to do and I hate change.
>>11014527>$50-60 for a B&W comicJesus
>>11014530I was going to do stuff this hiatus. I really was.
>>11014530force of habit
>>11014530Because I've lost control of my life.
>>11014538I'd lick it
>>11014527Nah, he does that auction thing now to push his already overpriced commission costs even higher
>>11014552wouldn't you want to smell it too?
>>11014546per panel, but these days Brae probably won't go lower than $200 on anything.
>>11014515that's seven panels you twitso it's more like $4000
>>11014553Actually, that was a one time thing for just 3 pictures, to give people a chance who really wanted a slot to get one. I'd never do it for every commission. That was only for the people who wanted an assured slot no matter what. I just haven't had time to open back up for normal commissions yet, which i still use my standard pricing/sloting method for.
>>11014530I waiting Rising Storm to downloadFINALLY, A RO GAME WHICH I CAN KILL JAPS AND BE ALL AMURICLAP AND SHIT WITH FLAMETHROWERS
>>11014587when are you gonna release those rape pics, Braeburned?I've been dying to see them ever since you said they were good rape pics.
>>11014530I like the people here. I've always have. Been here for all 3 major hiatus and I gotta say, even when we are not talking about pony, i just generally like being around you guys
does Equestrian magic follow any rules at all?
>>11014446But she's not perfect.She's got pimples on her nose.
>>11014609>does this method of using/learning/conducting magic serve to move the plot along?>yes>then it's in the rules, let's go with it
>>11014560Of courseGet a big whiff of that incredibly thick, heavy cock before tentatively licking its slick, pulsating surface
>>11014587Or you have figured out that this fandom is fucking retarded and throws money everywhere without second thought, but you couldn't make commission prices that high without reavealing yourself to be full of shit, so you simply made them throw cash at you until they couldn't. Well done.>>11014604He keeps them secret from his "normal" fans.The ones he keeps talking shit about behind their back.
>>11014609That filename always makes me crack up because of the last panel. He looks so ectsatic
>>11014634>OH BOY I GOT MYSELF A BIGGUS DICKUS
>>11014630This is what we call jealousy, anon.
>>11014646Its amazing how WW made rededs even more creepier then they already were
>>11014622would you rub your lips over her dripping cockhole?
>>11013900>needs more humans
>>11014609noMMC made sure of that
>>11014659>more creepierm8 it's creepier or more creepy, not both
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbJanCYONrkpost your shitty art so we can red line it
>>11014609Noep. Except perhaps it has some shit to do with stars and there's no such thing as curses.
>>11014669I'm not a big fan of sundown's artunless I'm horny, then I really, really love it
>>11014672Fuck you. And yes I would say chineses
>>11014609Magic A is Magic A.Emotions can corrispond to powerfull magical spells and artifacts.There are Six elements of Harmony, meaning that there is likly a good/evil system ( Harmonic - Discordant) depending on the emotional spectrum.Non-elemental spells do exsist.There are currently three completely different types of magic, including the dormant magic born into ponies AND unicorn magic (Twilight has showcased "dark" magic, a weird sspeel which I assume is "light" magic, and her normal magic effect).The only creature without magic rules is Discord, because he is defined as a creature of Chaos and is possibly the ultimate Disharmonic creature. However, that doesn't neccesarily mean evil due to the nature of change.
>>11014676twily's want it need it enchantment seemed to need line of sight
>>11014660That's a given, as they way it dribbles and drips a near endless supply of silky pre-cum is way to enticing to give up. The action to plant ones lips over that gushing cumslit is simply necessary to drink up all her musky pre oozing from there.
>>11014596>Not going all Banzai with a sword for the emperorWHITTO PIGGU
>there will never be a season 4
>>11014697>Dormant magicAKA uselessUnicorn is master race, everyone else are just slaves and cattle.
>>11014728But...it's being made right now
>>11014669I would do obscene things to that ass
>>11014728>Po1 uses a whopping ten seconds to convey the feeling of utter sadness>does so>MMC uses an entire song to convey the same>failsi miss season 1 so much
>>11014736That's just what they want you to think.
was there any more cheesecake pone yesterday?
>>11014764Bird in the Hoof is so underrated
>>11014777I agree. Some of the best faces in that one.
Will there be a sticky when MLP is cancelled?
>>11014758whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyi just wanted to smack twililight
>>11014791The real question is, will there be suicides?
>>11014775I'm afraid notand there's no reason we can't add some more right now
>>11014795i've wanted to smack twilight since Timecopshe became an irredeemable retard in that episode and has kept on going downhill since
>>11014836the entire show has put more emphasis on "wacky"
>>11014728Tfw I don't give a fuck
>>11014836>not just accepting that things have changed and still finding enjoyment in it where you can instead of letting the changes ruin things entirely
this place is making me actively despise peopleknowing that all it would take is the ability to hide their identity to turn them into an opinionated jackass who thinks he knows better than everyone else
>>11014809I have been asking myself the same thing.I really hope so
>>11014862I'll admit I enjoy the older episodes of the show less now that I know what they're leading up to in the end. It's a bad feel.To be honest I haven't watched an episode since the hiatus started. MMC was so bad that it put me off the show entirely.
>>11014868I hate it when people forget that the internet isn't a hivemind
>>11014868lauren pls control your anger
>>11014868Welcome to 4chan
>>11014862so we should all accept the fact the the show is going to shit?
>>11014900>We should just accept change?Yes. What, are you going to stop it?
>>11014894don't talk like /b/being anonymous does not automatically transform you into a cock
>>11014889>Cheesecake Pony sashaying her firm, plush rump as she trots down the street with her frothy tail bobbing in the wind and her dainty snout in the air
>>11014900well yeahit's not like there's anything you can do to change itdoompaul.gif
>>11014900no, you should whine incessantly.YES YOU SHOULD ACCEPT IT.IT'S JUST A TV SHOW.
>>11014900Maybe its just nostalgia goggles but s3 seems kinda shitty compared to s1/s2. Just basing this on the fact that I haven't wanted to rewatch any of s3.
Why is marker pony so damn cute?
What is the best ending to MLP FIM?Best Night EverorMagical mystery CurePick wisely.
>>11014361I knew that, I just wasn't paying attention. Fuck. FUCK. I have never done that mistake before, I swear.
>>11014889>lip-bitehow can something so small be so UNF
>>11014868Truth hurts, doesn't it, Brae?
>>11014942Best Night Ever
>>11014920No! I'm almost ENJOYING my anger!
>>11014942Is this even a question?
>>11014939i like S2 more than S1hate away faggots
>>11014952Well which is it?
>>11014945What the hell does he have to do with this
>>11014942Thousand diamonds always
>>11014951Peter Parker pls go
>>11014941Because there is other pink ponies that are cuter then her.
>>11014966 A canterlot wedding, obviously.
>>11014944There's also the dialogueLK is really good at adding in just a few lines
>>11014922>firm>plushcan't you only have one or the other?I'll take the latter
>>11014942best night ever didnt cause a shitstorm and :stopmusic:
>tfw thunderstormWould you rather cuddle with a confident pone embracing the storm or a skittish pone that takes refuge in your embrace?
>>11014992>Cheesecake Pony trotting through town as she drizzles herself in chocolate with her massive ass swaying from side to side as countless ponies gawk at how soft and cushy her huge rear looks>Her swaying rump nearly knocks over quite a few individual studs and mares, but doesn't hurt them since it's just that soft
>>11014989Flitter's really is bigger
>>11015001A skittish pone that pretends to be confident.
>>11015001Animals being afraid of storms is annoying as shitI'd rather just hang out on my porch and listen to the rain with a bowl or two blaze it fgt
>>11015014>Which one is betterThe one on the left but they both are horrible
>>11015001i love thunderstorms, so confident pone
>>11014989>2 words>heart: mush
>>11015014>>11014989Stormwalker > Flitter
>>11015014the one with the cum fetish
>>11015025They mush hearts with their butts?
>>11015001I'd like to cuddle with pone that can handle the storm, but might get caught off guard by a really bright bit of lighting or sudden thunder that causes her press into me tighter for a moment.
>>11015014the one with the sweat fetish
discuss best dog
>>11015031i bet you like the name Sweetie Drops
>>11015045Winona is owned by my favorite pony.
>>11015045he is barking madif i ever see him ill ruff him up
>>11015034>>11015039Both names, Stormwalker and Cloudchaser, have been confirmed for being accurate because of a scripting/modeling error. Both are correct.
>>11015005wait a second, this greentext is old! you're serving stale greentext!you're lucky I really like plump butts and the things you can do to them.
>>11015045>That unicon panel that had the diamond dog voice actor read an unreleased 40's gangster mob leader version of the diamond dogs that was the original concept for the episode
Hey Fido!Wanna bone?
>>11015014whichever one enjoys anal sex the most
>>11015079WAIT WHAT?!>>11015082ew gross, I like guys.
>>11015103Not now Saffron.
>>11015091Oh manI really like her mane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m38g4L1U0rcMasturbate to cartoons.
Which human is the cutest?
>>11015134those are not humans
>>11015074Sorry,in the middle of capping this stuff in order to inform people on the concept and a bit short on time in order to pump out quick smut
>>11015134I like Applejack's Devo hat.
>>11015134If you pick one you pick all of them.
>>11015134The ones without that stupid fucking hat and that aren't pasty white and blue
>>11015134They are all equally horrifying
>>11015094I FOUND IThttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjO9d2nlcXQ32:16MOBSTER DIAMOND DOGS WERE GONNA BE IN THE SHOW
>>11015140madhotaru is best artist
>>11015174you're best artist
>>11015163With all the sheep fucking Applebloom sees, she's gotta be used to seeing sex.
>>11015164WE LOST THE MOBSTER DIAMOND DOGS TO GET THE NON SHITTY ZECORA.I DO NOT THINK THE SACRIFICE WAS WORTH IT
>>11015050Sweetie Drops > Bon BonGolden Harvest > Carrot TopStormwalker > CloudchaserCanon > FanonDeal with it.
I think S2 is better than S1And that S3 is almost the same quality as S1
>>11015192I do like Golden Harvest better than Carrot Top
>>11015148>cappingnevermind, carry on
>>11015192I like Bon Bon and Carrot Top better, but Stormwalker? That's amazing.
>>11015215I think she said her trip was actually just "Lauren Faust (really)" before she got the new one
>>11015215>!5l/hHZeVEY>!5l/hHZnoEAGrow a pair of eyes|
>>11015224>>11015229never mind, I remembered that was her trip after she got a proper one
>>11015099Script for Huricane fluttershy included two ponies: Stormwalker and Cloudchaser.Thanks to storyboarding all Stormwalker scenes were cut. But they still had the model for her. Cloudchaser instead never had a pony model. So they used the Stormwalker pony instead.So technically Cloudchaser is named Stormwalker. This changes nothing unless the script for the show will ask for a Cloudchaser. Since animators won't find a Cloudchaser in their computers they will make a new pony. Also if the Script asks for Stormwalker we'll see Cloudchaser instead.
>>11015220It sounds more like a stallions name than a mare
>>11015192Holy shit kill yourself.
>>11015242>lego>edgyI shouldn't have laughed. That's some entry level joking right there.
>>11015192I like Sweetie Drops and Stormwalker more to be honest
>>11015240I guess. It's still a good name, though.
>>11015239>Cloudchaser has an alter ego to battle the crime>Stormwalker is her stage name>Star Wars fanficYou know all three of these will happen now.
>>11015192Sweetie Drops sounds autistici like golden harveststormwalker is a nice name, but she will always be cloudchaser in my opinion due to hurricane fluttershy
>>11015265I dont think she'd mind
Howdy howdyHow's all of your mornings been?
>>11015239It's simple thenCloudchaser never has to be in the show ever again. That way she will be preserved as she is. She has to die so she can live.
Come on MLPGSay it with mePiiiinkiePiiiie
>>11015292I keep touching my dick for some reason but I'm not getting a boner
>>11015292HORRIBLE AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU
Human twilight will never turn you into a pony and hold you closeYou'll never bury your muzzle in her shoulder when your sador her chest when you're horny, you perverted creep
I really don't see the different between /mlp/ and MLPG at this pointI guess MLPG is still a bit more self-conscious, but even that seems to have shifted from "we're all retards" to "everyone but us are retards"
>>11015328DUDE SHUT UPDON'T SAY HER NAME AGAINI HEARD SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS IF YOU SAY IT THREE TIMES
>>11015328That's not even close.
>>11015335i see no differencewe all love pony
>>11015347PINKIE PIEPINKIE PIEPINKIE PIE
>>11015335It's okay. I know we're all retards.
>>11015352What does bait taste like?
>>11015347Yeah that's a true rumor.If you say Pinkie Pie three times, Pinkie Pie will come and ruin your favorite thing with her Pinkie Pie Party Pack
>>11015335It's to be expected really. Overlap of users change the culture, old users see the change and leave, new users fill the gap.Like petrified wood.
>>11015367Bags of shit
>>11015335but anonwe are all retards
>>11015367gr8 d8s m8
>>11015386how gives a shit about it
>>11015386You're doing god's work, anon.
>>11015390Greight deights meight
>>11015402waiting on a decent camrip
>>11015406>camrip>decentJust wait till someone strams it.
>>11015360>tail buttplugGo anthro or go home, scrub
>>11015406More like a decent leak.
>>11015410BUT THAT CAN TAKE AGES
>>11015411>you will never carry topless anthro Lyra on your shoulders at a concert
>>11015406>First camrip is going to have an audience of little kids crying afraid at all the smelly over ecstatic bronies cheering every time their favorite pony says anything close to a cute line or joke.
>>11015402I can't wait to have a horribly glorious stram with MLPG as we watch this trainwreck.It's kinda like the night before the release of diablo 3 or mass effect 3, such a great feeling.
>>11015402So any new "leaks" or "details" for EG? Been a while since the last "insider" said anything
>>11015436>tfw I'll most likely miss it
>>11015436Shit's gonna be cool, yo.
>>11015438here are the toys>>11015134
>>11015467Aren't those the prototypes?
>>11015438The last I remember was that the whole Twlight/Brad thing was only present in a few scene where Brad flirts with Twilight, but nothing more than that. And a Glee inspired song in the cafeteria.
>>11015436I'm going to pirate it, retreat into my shitstorm bunker and not touch MLPG with a 70ft pole.
>>11015478Can that pony make the ded rise?
http://mentalfloss.com/article/50823/7-bizarre-ways-kids-entertained-themselves-video-gamesHow does pony entertain themselves?
>>11015467>repainted Bratz dolls/10
>>11015489>necromancer ponyWow, I really want that. She's not evil or anything, she's just kinda lonely.
>>11015487WORKIN' ON IT
>>11015480but the only fun part of it will be watching it with MLPG and seeing the reactions afterwards
>>11015511>not TWERKIN'I'm docking your pay.
>>11015520>dockingare you also sounding his pay?
>>11015520We're supposed to get paid?I haven't received my boop allotment in weeks!I figured we'd just discontinued that.
>>11015533UH HE'S LYING. THERE'S NO PAY. YEAH WE DISCONTINUED THAT...GO BACK TO WORK BEFORE WE FIRE YOU AND YOU LOSE THE ROOF ABOVE YOUR HEAD.
>>11015547Hmmmm, sounds fishy. Maybe I should take it to the boss.Oh, she's busy.
>>11015556That will cost you your goats
>>11015548Pinkie need to exercise.
>>11015497Would you play hot cockles with the main six?
>>11015432Oh god please no.
>>11015562she's trying her best, anon
>>11015563AND THUS THE INVENTION OF GAME BOYS
>>11015563>booping pony from behindCan pony recognize your booping style?
>>11015556Look, Goat, Ol' buddy, ol'pal how about this. You sign this contract for you to draw for us forever and you get one no two ponies?
>>11015586Hmmmmm, do I get to choose the ponies?And do I get exclusive rights?
What are you listening to, MLPG?
>>11015615Spitting Out The Demons - Gorillazhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPn7l5a9sKg
>>11015615Hollowpoint Sniper Hyperbolehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McQjHCc2L40
>>11015608hmmmmI think I should talk it over with my lawyer.Is auto-refresh broken for anyone else?
>>11015628Look just sign the damn thing and I'll throw in a free dental plan
So if someone were to HYPOTHETICALLY try a painting of nmlpg in the style of an dark rain&neon city, what would the signs be? Greentext and unf signs for sure, and maybe they were thinking graffiti for different fetishes. Maybe "Scrubbles' comedy club". A large skyscraper in the background with the marker on it would be a given. What else would this person need to add to this HYPOTHETICAL painting? It would likely have the city colors in a dark greenish/bluish.
>>11015519thisthe only reason i'm subjecting myself to that cancer is so i'm more informed when it comes time to make fun of it
>>11015636....I've never had a job with dental before...
>>11015631In my notebook. I'll try and upload her once I get home.
>>11015658>tfw this drawfag is ded
>>11015643Some hobos discussing the show around a trash can fire in a dark allyA huge Breaburn casino with a Horse cock Neon. On the casino would be a sign that says that the show from this night features darf
>>11015658After what happened with GG, we're not taking any chances with drawfags. You'll be assigned a personal miniature mint mare to make sure you brush and floss at least twice a day.
>>11015673I think I can accept the terms of this contract. Where do I sign?
>>11015665He did this yesterday though
>>11015668Alright. I was thinking one anon blowing another hidden in an alley, something like the 'I recognize that gay blowjob'
>>11015628yes, auto-refresh has been wonky for some hours now
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD THE WORLD IS GOING TO ROLL ME, I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED
>>11015643You think you can do that, Jailbait?
>>11015685Oh, there's a sheet just inside Twilight's library.You... Have figured out how to get to Equestria like the rest of us, haven't you?
would you kiss a filly
>>11015705>JailbaitI fucking wish.
>>11015685Consider it signed boyNOW GET TO DRAWINGYOU HAVE TILL TOMORROW TO DO 25 REQUESTS
>>11015721Hm. He seemed to be the only one who would attempt something like that.Who are you?
>>11015712YESYES OF COURSE I HAVEHAHAoh geez oh man>>11015729Can I do one request 25 times?
>>11015704THERE'S NO REASON FOR LIVINGwith a broken heart
>>11015741NO25 COMPLETELY DIFFERENT REQUESTSAS FOR THE TWO PONIES YOU WILL RECEIVE THEM AT THE END OF YOUR SERVICE
>>11015752>implying I'd even get 25 requests if I askedI'm not working until you at least give me one of my ponies.
>>11015735I'm nobody, don't mind me.I wouldn't be drawing it anytime soon. I want to learn how to make .gifs better first.
>>11015478You're missing the best part of that picturecoincidentally I wonder why there isn't more art of pony treating other pony like horse
>>11015764okay you can have one of these
>>11015752but MLPG sucks major ass at giving requests since the end of the last hiatus.
>>11015764...FineHere's the first one. Now get to drawing if you know what's good for you.
>>11015773I dunno, but Rarity certainly seems prepared for the occasion.
FAST AND BULBOUS.
>>11015789>femsombra>octavia cum inflation>rita from animaniacs
>>11015715ew nodo you know how many germs are in your mouthyou'll kill her with your human diseases
>>11015794so that's what she does with all those manikins when no one is around
>>11015715>tfw of the crusaders will explore their bodies together and one will become a third wheel.
>>11015793That's a cute pony, if not what I'd had in mind.What draw, then?
anyone know any good humanized fapfics?
>>11015134the thin one wearing a skirt
>>11015805exactly and apart from those and >sexy NMM and others it's mostly that the requests artists get aren't worth drawing. it's mostly a creativity issue
>>11015822Nocaptcha: gonorrhoeae ehAwastIt was never meant to be.
>>11015824older scoots looking cute and lewd
>>11015824What about Rarity on her sofa in a lewd position while Twilight tries to use her wing hands to draw her. I mean she needs practice with them.
>>11015822>implying>>11015824Rainbow Dash catching a frisbee with her mouth
>>11015847I like Punkaloo
>>11015851See! Third wheel. Scootaloo isnt getting any.
>>11015824...I DON'T REALLY KNOWHow about Sweetie reading a book.
>>11015847>>11015850>>11015851I'll see what I can do.read as: SKETCHES INCOMING
>>11015841There's still some good ones out there. Few and far between, but they're there.>>11015824Apple family playing a boardgame together
>>11015873Could you add Blushing Sweetie giving Spike a small gem on that list?
>>11015900Fuck that. That's a shit ship.
>>11015928I second this notion
smarty pants is a very underrated dollthe idea of a pony owning a plush pony is beyond cuteshe's wearing pants which is a very clever visual punsmarty's nerdy homework-loving character is a reflection of twilight herselfplus the fact that big mac loves her even without the want it need it spell is a clear nod to plushie-loving guys
>>11015932That's some cute shit.
>>11015946>the idea of a pony owning a plush pony is beyond cutejust like a girl owning a plush girl?
>>11015946I like Smarty Pants, sure.
>>11015928>>11015939But...It's very cute
>>11015972Get out of my office
>>11015932tara strong: the prequel
>>11015932>no wingsshit baby, would not love and raise to adulthood
>>11015932>you will never raise a child who will grow up to have the characteristics of your waifu
>>11016042DID SOMEONE SAY WINGS?
>>11016074>tfw rarity cuckolds spike.
>>11016074That's it. I want your cubicle cleaned out by 6oclock. I'm giving your job to the next anon I see.
>>11016085Twily is very cruel to Spike.Also I'm pretty sure it's not "cuckolding" unless they're married or shit at least an actual couple, and their relationship is basically just at the "unrequited adoration" stage.
>you will never pursue your waifu and wrap your appendages around her body
>>11016097can I have it?
>>11016115True. But it was sad to see spike and rarity during that falling scene. She knows he has feelings for her but she cant return them. He was doomed from the moment he was born and taken in by ponies.
would you cuddle a fluffy cowhttp://www.odditycentral.com/animals/fluffy-cows-models-of-the-bovine-world.html
>>11016130still won't stop her from tricking him out of his own birthday presents though
>>11016130Well, there's probably some weirdo horses out there who'd love him.He probalby just shouldn't pick such a perfect pony who is way out of his league.Also, you know, he's a child.
>>11016144If you could just choose who you love life would be a lot simpler.
>>11016137I would, but the real question is, would a fluffy cow cuddle me?
A-10 Pony where
>>11016112What kind of riding lesson?
>>11016156You can't pick who you love, but you can pick what you obsess over. Spike needs to accept that Rarity is never going to love him back and just move on.Or not because it's a pretty good source for comedy.
>>11016112This is an interesting idea actually.Mostly because the Equestrian ponies have presumably never seen a human before so even though they have saddles for some reason, they would probably need to be taught how to carry a human.So there would be riding lessons, but it would be the other way around.
>>11016165Wow Brittany's a bitch.
>>11015965That picture amuses me greatly.
>>11016168I was going to say extreme scooters, but I like >>11016177 a lot more. As long as she's the right size, that is.
>>11016197Twilight would shrink you down to about 3/4 size so that you'd be a good riding size
I wonder who has to clean the streets in equestria.
>>11016204ApplejackWhy is it Applejack?
>>11016214Can't the earth ponies do it?They eat mud anyways right
>>110162101, maybe 2.
>>11016212*wwalks into thread*
>>11016213That seems like kind of a pain, having her size you up and down every time you wanted to ride a pony. Would you just have to learn to live with your new stature, or would you put her through the trouble every time?
>>11016204Who is Applejack?
>>11016235*wwubs into butt*
>>110162103 or 4, I guess.
>>11016241I don't think I'd be able to ride any of the ponies save Celestia if that were the case.Maybe we could just make the size change permanent
>>11016254Or maybe the ponies just aren't as small as we think they are.
>>11016268>that size differenceI just want them to be little ponies
>>11016245You were the only contestant to answer in the form of a question. You move on to our special bonus round~!
>>11016268>tfw ponys tongue is bigger than your head>she gives you a lick.
>>11016246*bbest butts into thread*
>>11016279Some one said tongue length is proportional to snout length so they probably have some big tongues
>>11016277Who is fluttershy?
>>11016276Some of them are.
>>11016283truly awfulleave and never returnj/k i wuv u mwah :3c
>>11016268I rather have tiny ponies
>>11016213as a short man, believe me when i say you don't want to be a short manwomen will put up with all kinds of defects, including stupidity and fatnessbut no one likes short guysshort guys don't even like themselves
>>11016290That is a cute little pony.
>>11016214their human slaves
>>11016283oh god why do I find this horrific shit so hot?
>>11016304Is that an anthro dickgirl Furret?
>>11016294Thousands of tiny Rarities living in your eyelashes.
Sketch 2/xpose was weird
>>11016287pinkie why are you so cute and random
>>11016288Correct~!You win a lifetime supply of pony butts, redeemable at any MLPG location. Enjoy, anon, because you earned it.Our other contestants will receive the special MLPG Play At Home Game. Relive such classic MLPG moments as shitposting about artists and talking shit about my waifu, all without leaving the comfort of your home.Join us next time on MLPG!
>>11016320That looks like a kinda painful way to catch a frisbeeWhat else is on your list?
>>11016325Hhow do i use these?
>that new tumblr
>>11016320I did not know Dash like playing fetch.
>>11016310>Her frens and Princess Celestia want her to burn at the steak>Trixie is the only horse who cares for heri hate fanon some of the time
>>11016333>What about Rarity on her sofa in a lewd position while Twilight tries to use her wing hands to draw her. I mean she needs practice with them.And then lunch. Maybe boardgames and kid-ship afterwards.
>>11016310in my headcanon, the planet Equestria is on is tidally locked with its sun, but the magic of friendship allows it to rotate on its axis and gives it a day/night cycle.The magic of friendship was first discovered when two amoebas living on the edge of the habital zone for the planet early in its history first learned to cooperate with one another to share DNA.Since then, the knowledge of the magic of friendship has been passed down through the ages, until it was eventually handled by the Unicorns and then Celestia.
>>11016366pinkie can you see me
>>11016374in my headcanon, you're a dweeb
>>11016314>Is that an anthro dickgirl Furret?eeyup!
>>11016366Twilight didn't get all of the Pinkie Pies. If you pay close attention, you can spot a Pinkie hiding in the background. Similar to that snail from adventure time.
>>11016221Because she's a conservative, and she's saving her vagina for marriage.
I want to see an episode about zebras
>>11016464Rarity, you look tired!Maybe you should go take a nap.
>>11016508I'm just showing off what kind of fabulous faces I can make honey
>>11016310>>11016345Rarity believed her. But they had to fuck her up too
>>11016508Rarity's busy at the moment. Please call back later, darling!
You guys suck
>>11016345It's just a joke, anon.
>>11016493>>11016483>>11016464RARITY ARE YOU EATING PIZZA WITHOUT ME?!
>>11016518I've lived my entire life for this moment.
Holy shit we're already at 137...
>>11016540sorry anon, Luna ate all the pizzanone left for you
>>11016540PIZZA ARE YOU EATING RARITY WITHOUT ME?
>>11016554137 pones on the wall?
>>11016586What does that pony want?
>>11016559So Luna is maturbating to the idea of losing to her enemies and them raping her character at the game over screen?
>>11016599anon pls stop projecting
http://www.odditycentral.com/news/german-girl-trains-cow-as-a-show-horse.htmlI would ride a fluffy cow
>>11016586I wish this pony would wink at menonsexually
>>11016553you're the best pony, Rarity
>>11016631You mean you don't imagine Mario getting raped by Koopas when you lose?
>>11016635Would you eat that fashionable rump?
>>11016635JUST WHAT EXACTLY IS SHE THE BEST AT? BECAUSE IT ISN'T GOING FAST.
>>11016532daymn those are some big tittays
>>11016640She's best at being butt ugly
>>11016629>Regina Mayer, a 15-year-old girl from Laufen, Southern Germany, rides her pet cow Luna as if she were a well-trained show horse>LunaHAAH WAAW
>>11016640Rarity is the best at being the best pony.
>>11016635Can somebody please edit that marshmallow so that it's her belly instead?
>>11016518Why can't there be more human-to-pony art?Why can't there be more pony-to-diamond dog art?I want to be bitten by rarara dog
So the fag who runs that fuck no ponies tumblr goes by the name of "mulp", and occasionally points out that it's "plum" spelled backwards.This isn't the same person who goes by "sugar plum" and used to do pony art before being freaked out by some phony drama incident at EqLA last year, is it? Anybody know?
>>11016677HER GREAT AND POWERFUL ASS
>>11016677>"Stop stinging my great and powerful ASS!"
>>11016677Great and Powerful Ass
>>11016702We should marathon Tremors again, that night was fun.
>>11016686>>11016690>>11016691>"You humans are very strange creatures. Has anybody ever told you that?"
>>11016717Those those movies with those huge-ass worms?
>>11016686>>11016690>>11016691what is this new devilry?
>>11016732Yeah, we watched the three in one night last year.
>>11016735>You will never sting her ass with your penis
>>11016663>Get bitten by Roofity>Slowly contract the slutty dog virus>Start finding her plump dog-ass more desirable every dayI'm gonna stop here
>>11016735Trixie is such a silly pony
>>11016748there are 4 of them according to IMDBi'd be for such a stream, but i need to bed in 2 hours.
>>11016400And then I masterbated furiously
>>11017911Glad to be of help.