That's our spike!Old pony: >>11007717
did we ever get Twilight yelling at Spike like Red and Eric from That 70's Show?
>>11011289Spike died on the way back to his home planet.
Evens: Start Chip QuestOdds: FUCKING START CHIP QUESThttp://mlpg.co/q/res/422484.htmlI HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING
>You'll never have your husbando's cock on your belly before receiving a nice rutting
>>110113410/10 husbando goes in the filter now
>>11011346>You'll never have a stallion's cock on your belly before receiving a nice rutting
>>11011341>you will never feel the bulge of it inside you match where it lay outside
>>11011341>you will never wake up with your horsebando's ponynuts draped across your face
>You will never be gay as to understand and be aroused by MLPG's ramblings
>>11011373>you will never catch yourself a cute pony
>>11011327It doesn't matter when I'm on, someone always says it's night. What fucking time-zone does the threads follow?I know it doesn't really matter, but I've got nothing else to ponder about.
streaming scary forest moviebut it's like 20 minutes inhttp://derpy.me/xPikJ
>you will never wake up to feel your cuddle colt's thick cock buried deep in your ass from last night's rutting
>>11011391I WISH THE IMGUR SCRIPT HAD A WAY OF UNLOADING IMAGES
>>11011395>you will never catch and love a fluttershyfeels bad man
>>11011391penis needs to be thicker
>>11011366>you'll never tear up slightly and start to gag as you hold your head down, trying to deepthroat him>he'll never pull you up, knowing that you're in pain, and not willing to let you suffer just so he can feel a little bit better a little bit longer
>>11011400Fgts need to learn to gmt+1
>>11011420So is this some kind of committed shitposting or what?
>>11011389It's not gay if you're the mare.Just imagine everyone posting is a mare
>>110114004chan time is usa eastern time
>>11011404UNFFalling aspleep still inside is my fetish
>>11011373Oh gosh, now try to put her in the museum
>>11011402a butterfly was above fluttershyanimal crossing guy wanted to catch it with his butterfly net
found in the bronycon toilets
>>11011329I thought you faggots hated when I was Chip.
>>11011348Can Fluttershy do that? Just fly away?
>>11011404>implying I'd bottomI ain't gay, nigga.
>>11011441it wants the D
>>11011441We deers now
>>11011435Ahh.Well that's adorable.
>>11011441>Art-Anon will now decide to goto BronyCon
>>11011421Kunne ikke sagt det bedre selv.
>>11011447see >>11011429it's not gay if you're a mare
I think I'm going to call it a day.Good night, /u/.
>>11011441>Do or Deer
>>11011474Not >Do it I fucking deer you
rarity just ate your donut
>>11011429Would you be begging for the D when in heat or backing people up with your ass?
You've invited all 6 of the girls to your place for a bite to eat.Your last main meal is the first course.What do they think?What will be the second course?
It is time for ponies to sleep. Any ponies out past bedtime will have appointments with the Xbox One.
>>11011499I don't believe in the cartoon pony heat theorty.
>>11011509the pony girls.
>>11011505xbox go home
>>11011499I'd have my tail up or to the side almost 24/7 and winking to any stallion I see.
>>11011506That's kinda qt
>>11011505What if Pony is from UK? The UK loves the Xbox One.
>>11011504Mcnuggets, everyone immediately regrets it and feels sick afterwards. I'm convinced mcdonalds is going with the "if we make the sauce good enough we can serve cardboard for chicken" theory of food preperation.
>>11011481Den der hadde jeg faktisk ikke. Ja hei du.
>>11011520Then Pip stays awake or some shit, but good ponies are asleep.
>>11011520>The UK loves the Xbox One.Unacceptable
>>11011525TWILIGHT IS NOT THAT YOUNG. AND IF SHE WAS THAT YOUNG SHE WOULD NEVER INTERACT WITH DIPPER BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T NEED INTERACTION
>>11011504Hmm, I just had angel hair mixed with pesto. I think that'd be fine.Second course? Well, it's kind of out of order, but maybe a nice tossed salad?
>>11011525Twilight looks too male
>>11011532Oh yeah. Xbox One preorders over took all the PS4 preorders in the first day in the UK
>>11011525What would Dipper's qt mark be?
>>11011531tex why are you up at 4:20
>>11011519>0r0 animates Bambi.gif
>>11011504I actually can't remember the last time I've eaten.Huh. I shouldn't do that.
>>11011547the big dipperobviously
>>11011526En sann helt
>>11011504>McChicken with apple pies
>>11011549Because I've lost control of my wife.
>>11011565Just make sure you're up in time to buck apples with her.
>>11011565Ttex plsApples are not realThey are a figment of your imagination
what would you say is the worst thing about this picture?
>>11011574>>11011573Oh, wait, I meant life. Yes.
>>11011578Is Everything an answer?
>>11011578The fact that it takes place in Phoenixfuck that place
>>11011556Sant det.Du er ikke sarkastisk nå, er du?
>>11011565holy shit the pupils in that gif
>>11011546well duh, the brits are already used to being spied upon
>>11011504>Pepper Jack Cheeseburgers with Ranch and Chipotle Southwest SauceWell, they hat me for eating anything that isn't a fruit or vegetable, and think I'm disgusting for adding Ranch and Chipotle Southwest onto my burgers. They would have left before I even got a chance to mention a second course.
>>11011578#SWAGFollowed byU MAD BRO?Followed by Those horrifying fursuits
>>11011590this is clearly an American eventdeal with it, eurotrash
Would you cum inside this horse even if you could not fertilize her eggs?
>>11011606only if she took out those silly colored contacts
>>11011606Ugh, do I have to?
>>11011606NoBut i'd take her place and let anon cum in me
>>11011595what? what's wrong with twily and pank?
>>11011606Make it Rarity and I'll say yes
>>11011604>actually being proud of this taking place in your country
>>11011578>maximum occupancy 1926
Rev up them headcanons>Spike rejecting his natural species to be raised by six bratty females means he'll probably catch teh ghey by the time he grows up>if he ever grows up at all, seeing as he ALSO rejected the natural path to dragon maturation in the form of hoarding shit>even if he grows to the size of the teenage dragons, no respectable pony mare would want to deal with his freak double dicks,>and he'd turn to stallions not only to satisfy himself, but provide the strong masculine role model he never had
>>11011603Er nok ikke det.
So the night thread right now is mostly yuropeeins, seattlites, and bottomsbutit'snotgaybecauseIwanttobethemare.
>>11011624It's a free countrythese people can have their awful events here if they want
>>11011628Brae plsPost the rape
>>11011578oh manhopefully they'll end all cooked up inside those suits
>>11011634Want a pony?
>>11011637I'm actually not Brae, but a writefag. I've done some Spike stuff,but everyone knows writefags don't have any actual talent.
>>11011634to be fair, I'd go full homo with pony if I had the opportunityI would just prefer to be the pretty mare
>>11011289My Little Elitist General
>>11011628>implying guys raised in an all female environment turn out gay>double dicksAwful.
>>11011631ebin benis :-DDD
>>11011647Could you do something cute with Anon and Rarity?
>>11011628Oh manSubby Spike gets me goin.Aged up, of course.
>>11011655>Aged up, of course.I somehow doubt that
>>11011647There might be a few who are vocal about it, but as a former fanfic writer and an aspiring journalist I would disagree.
>>11011606No because I hate Dubstep.
>>11011628>Spike rejecting his natural speciesdo you even watch the fucking show
>>11011655Yeah, small is fine too.Tighter. And cuter.
>>11011651how'd you get in?!
Would you drink up this horse's cum even if it sprayed all over you?
>>11011667Yes>these dragons whose species I belong to are jerks I'm gonna continue to be an adopted pone even though I'm not pone
>>11011675nothat's not a horseit doesn't even have a horsedick
>>11011675That's not even a horse you idiot.
>>11011673not this ant shit againreu's dedand she hats usget over it
>>11011675No. I'm not a faggot.
>>11011639Blir bare rarere og rarere disse likhetene. Flott er det iallfall.>>11011653Jaha?
>>11011675Going by size, that's probably enough to fill a bathtub.So I'd probably have a nice tall glass of jizz, but I'd use most of it to take a nice, frothy bath, too.
>>11011663Haha no I'm nooot~>>11011659I ain't no pedo. I can appreciate cute fillies and colts, but they're not for sexual.
>swedesSo, how about those muslims?
>>11011688Does she really hat us? What did I miss?
>>11011698Wait, why are you lying? This is MLPG, no one cares or knows who you are.
>>11011690Har knappast mott skandinaver herpåsida som itj liker Breivik, da.
>>11011705>swedesBork bork bork!
>>11011679>Yesoh, yeah, I guess. he does follow a dragon code in a later episode, though. he's in between both worlds. not quite a dragon. not quite a man.
>>11011705They're great skateboarders. You shoulda seen this one guy's trick, it was pretty sikh.
>>11011721>dragon codeHow do you know he didn't just make shit up to fulfill his desire to submit to Applejack body and soul, anon?
>>11011717Og rett skal det være.>>11011728Bra at jeg ikke er en finsk snoneger, da.
>>11011735>he didn't just make shit uphe totally did, but it at least shows interest in his dragon lineage. it's not like he whipped out a badge that demanded he follow some made up pony code
>>11011739u erd me
At the risk of going full /pol/, why ARE there so many muslims is random yuro countries?
>>11011727Rumble's a qt, but I still don't like underage stuff. It just feels wrong. Imagine looking at foot fetish stuff, or whatever you're not into. It's like, "oh. That's a sex happening, I guess. Not for me.", and you don't get anything from it.
>>11011752European union makes immigration between member nations easy, so they move to the nicer areas.
>>11011744asfdge sdvfsvs rv bs fwa b fdhrtdhsrg f
Every time I see a picture of breivik smiling I just can't help to smile.He's like a human ponk to me.
>>11011765Go to bed, Spaerk.
>>11011765Anon that's not even a language
>Door 1>Door 2>Door3The Door with the most votes after 5 minutes will be opened.
>>11011765jidrafg agairo gjiera smaee
>>11011757But that's wrong
>>11011776>doesn't tell us what could be inside themWhere's the incentive anon, why should we give a fuck about any of these doors.
>>11011779That sure is a pony.
>>11011765Je sais... je sais...
>>11011765I can never understand these fucking finns. Wish I could ban them all.
>>11011785They're mystery doors, Anon.Now choose your fate
>>11011784>boys for sexual>tiny unsatisfying dicks>way too small butts>hyperactive little shitsAt least fillies have cunts for you to eat.
>>11011793Best villain song
>>11011803This is not the time
>>11011802>eat >not fuckanon plsblood is the best lube
>>11011802>>11011802>>tiny unsatisfying dicksI know, it's a real problem.That's why i wish i could be the slutty little filly.
>>11011759i.e. Norway.>>11011765http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=XD1Ifq_RGK8#t=18s>>11011777Lurer på hvor mange slike edits der er der ute.
>>11011802>>11011784You guys noYou can wait till they're olderThey're not for sexual nowYou're eating a green banana
>>11011810>ægreat job anon!
>>11011810Wetuire bagfier fdasherjf
look out, best tank comin through
>>11011776It's been 5 minutes open the fucking mystery box you hideous cock
Possible homo aside, I think it would be fun to meet some of you guys at a con or something.Or maybe I should just stay home
>>11011776Door3I like how it doesn't have a space
>>11011831stay homewe're terrible people.
>>11011831I would stab each and every one of you.
>>11011816But I can't wait, Anon! He's ripe for the picking now! If I don't take him now, he'll spoil!
>>11011830You found some sketchers running shoes. You try to put them on, but they're a size too small. Also a spider was in one. You should probably go to the hospital
>>11011831Only if I get to suck every dick in the room or get railed by a dozen men one after another.Either works.
>>11011847Fuck that, the spider died when I put my foot inpass
>>11011828Ser faen meg slik ut. >>11011842Det er du som er skitstovelen her.
>>11011816Aren't those called Plantains?
I want a celt mlpg, that would be fun.
>>11011822Uhvbsdf dcs åfds.
>>11011850With how subby mlpg seems, we could probably take slutshifts.
>>11011828Haha, er det 3 fra norge her nå?
>>11011842>>11011868>>11011822Is that icelandic, or are you just hammering the keyboard randomly?
>>11011850I'd be down for that
>>11011871I'm not subby, but everytime I talk about being not subby I get called edgy
>>11011867Are those front legs drawn right?I don't know my deer, i'll admit, but it seems like it bends wrong
So this is what night brings usI can already feel my freedums slippibg away
>>11011873Vet ikke, er bare en av meg, og minst én annen. Kan godt hende.
>>11011873Håper så sannelig det.
>>11011879Me? I'm just hammering the keyboard. But I'm doing it classy as fuck.
>>11011879"Skítstígvél" is icelandic (Lit. "Shit-boot", an insult if you can't tell)the rest are mashing
>>11011885We're going to come for your guns next.You should kill us with ricin before that happens.
>>11011885retake ur freedoms from all these filthy scandinavian mudslimes
>>11011867Damn, nigga. That's a cute deer.
>>11011882So you'd top? Damn, if these guys aren't all talk, you'd probably have your dick in someone the entire night.
>>11011893Being norwegian, I guessed as much.
>>11011871>slutshiftsWhy take shifts?One handles the shaft, the other handles the balls.We share the reward with cute sloppy kisses.Doesn't it sound fun?
>>11011889>>11011890Da sku de tatt seg ut om vi alle er i Trondheim óg.
>>11011893>shitboot...How is this an insult?
>>11011907The shit on someones boot like they stepped in it I guess. Thats you.
>>11011907You are a boot of shit, good sir.
This is my best drawing of best flowerhorsewaitThis is my only drawing of best flowerhorseOh well, how does she look guys?
>>11011907it just is, anonit just is
>>11011906Jaru.>>11011907Cultural-differences, you're not Aryan enough to understand.
>>11011910no, it's calling him a boot made out of shit, basically.
>>11011904Well there'd be a lot more than two of us. But that does sound like an efficient use of cocksuckers.
>>11011906Nope, Bergen her.
Google visar ALLA dina språk TILL MIG!
>people speaking norwegian/soc/ pls go
>>11011902I'd have my dick in someone even if none of them were subs.I'm not the guy to whom you say 'no'.
>>11011914appledandraw cheesecake pone
Doesn't matter what country you are from so long as you are White and have blue eyes.
>>11011907I'm Norwegian, and I have no idea where it originated from, but it's basically synonymous with asshole when used about a person.
>>11011867who drew that?
I didn't realize I was playing mount and blade.
>>11011914it's cute but the hair's all wrong
>>11011927that makes it even hottermy skype email address is in the email field if anyone wants to be humongous faggots togetherit's also below for email@example.com
>>11011924DURKA DURR MOHAMMED JIHAD
Hey, MLPG, I'm drunk. Cheer me up with tales of pone.
>>11011936I'm curious. Did that even come out right?
>>11011924Ka om æ skriv på nornorsk?Bli vel litteranne tyngre forr google.
>>11011928Did anyone cap that all that sexiness or did you lose it to the abyss?>>11011942Your opinions are all wrong
>>11011945A DURKA DURKA? ALLAH MOHAMMED JIHAD?
>>11011923>BergenJaja, greit nok.>>11011924Å herregud, snakker jo som en jævla innvandrer.
>>11011950If it was swedish you wanted, yes.
>>11011958Tror han skriver på Svensk, da.
>>11011955DURKA DURKA JIHAD JIHAD MOHAMMED SHALOM
>>11011952Tviler på at Google Translate stotter nordnorsk ja...
>>11011944>@yahooErection lostFilteredReportedCalled the SWAT teamNice try
>>11011933what a pretty master race pony
>>11011958Jeg har kommet til å klippe din plener og stjele jobbene.
This thread is starting to remind me of another type of thread on another board using ponies as excuse for circlejerking.
>>11011976>Rarity will never be realHow much does bleach cost?
>>11011985I keep reporting the spam but none of it is getting deleted
>>11011977>Jeg har kommet FOR å klippe pleneNE DINE og stjele jobbene DINE.
>>11011985Jeg onsker å sirkle rykk med manndommen din. Vennligst bruk min rumpe å avlaste deg.
>>11011954It's in the archive manI could cap it if you'd like
>>11011985This is what happens when the thread is left in the hands of yurop.
>>11011976what if white blue eyed pony put you in the gas chamber
>>11011995I would like
>>11012003I guess I'd sit down in the living room and ask Fluttershy how she's doing
>>11011994>han taler norskHvordan foles det at være skandinaviens tumpe?Cirkelonanister pls go
>>11012003I'm white and not jewNow excuse me while I fuck white blue eye pony
>>11012013>tumpe>Cirkelonanister >at være
>>11011938Looks like Rose.Has she drawn EQG before?
>>11012003>Implying I wouldn't lead a band of Ponies in her prison camps to hilarious shenanigans while her Sergeant sees nothing and did not even get up that morning.
>>11011990>what i don't like is spam
>>11012014>white blue eye pony>not blue eyes white pony
I'm a dumb American who doesn't speak Swedish Wat do?
>>11012039Pink is just a white pony thats been in the sun too long so pank come come along too but we will have to put lotion on her.
>>11012045Use Google translate like I did. I think I've angered them.
>>11012003Would she be using her own gas?
>>11012034I love that pony.
>>11012045indecipherable text is a violation of global rule 3
>>11012053shes a great pony
>>11012034who drew that?
>tfw you will never visit Big Lake because you are not American
>>11012045Learning the difference between Scandinavian languages would be a start.>>11012048Vi er som Europeiske Kanadiere, du humorerer meg.
>>11012003silly anon, I would help pony
>>11012045free the shit out of them
>>11012063goat, I think
>>11012039Does pone believe in the heart of the cards?
>>11012081twily is the only pony who uses reality hax
>>11012081Screw the heart of the cards, I have money.
>>11012068Vi er shit, emacs freedom asf fvje.
new mafia where
>>11012045use google>better swedish than what the majority of our muslim population can write
>>11012078That's goat? I find it kinda hard to believe it.Any way the guy who drew it had no self confidence. >>11012060I would do anything to make her smile.
>>11012101>Epic mafiaI haven't played that in decades.
I wish someone would stream pony.
>>11012107we played some like 6 hours ago
>>11012068theres a difference?
>>11012115Ah man not that guy but I missed that.
>>11012104>Any way the guy who drew it had no self confidencethen who drew that?
>>11012116Slight differences are there, yes.
>>11012112but anonI am>>11011403
>>11012115Then I was at work. And I haven't been here in decades. I came back because I heard about Faust and now I can't seem to find the door out...
In this world you've got to be strong
>>11012128Oh you're the guy that stopped watching after Keep Calm and Flutter On?
>>11012136ponyboy's in jail, isn't he?
Which would would you play with and pet and call a good dog
>>11012048Hell naw it's just funny as hellAnd better than what the muslims writeand just like how my chink neighbor writes
>>11012136Nope.>>11012139Yep. It's actually on in the stram right now. It's killing me all over again but I'm going to try and stay awake to at least see the next episode.
>>11012147Dash and Applejack are the only cute dogs in thereSo Applejack
>>11012143Is that the guy who accidently streamed cp?
>>11012147nonepone is cat
>>11012147None of them. Dogs suck.
>>11012068>tfw my ancestors were probably Danish and I should learn that language
>>11012133You're strong, Clem. You can do anything.
>>11012048What makes you think that?It's just hillarious to see google translate-level awful grammar.
>>11012153no that's alplblewm
>>11012153no, that was appleblewmmetals was a good writefag and my husbando
>>11012153no that was this guy
>>11012163And there go my feels. Why did you do this to me Anon? I didn't ask for these feels.
>>11012170>>11012172>>11012173Still waiting on citation on that story
>>11012185it's probably in the archive
>>11012185you mean besides the caps and him talking about being a victim on steam?
>>11012187There's a lot of archive to look through
>>11012185>dat horse ass
>>11012147NoneThey are cats so I pet them and call them a good cat
>>11012160It's not that hard, really.Congrats on not being purely sedimentary maybe.
>>11012194That's not our problem. You want to know who it is? Go look your fucking self.
>>11012136what happened to poor metals anyway?
>>11012185https://mega.co.nz/#!UohGSR5T!QCpzYncmiiX5YhNEQKT_vhwQlE1k5zKippmi2Ql3laIShould be in here I believe.
i've found someone better than Sammy.>you will never have a qt3.14 Japanese cage-fighter gf
>>11012217Jail or something
>>11012216Why are you angry about this?
>>11012224Motherfucker you'd better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up
>>11012147whichever one is a pit bull. probably Pinkie. she has the appropriate love of life and accidental destruction to be a bully.
>Tear through wood
>>11012228Why are you so obsessed with a citation over something like this?
>>11012218The general from a year ago was almost the exact same.
>>11012257I just asked for it in case someone for once would have it handy, which was also the case. >>11012218>>11012218Thanks
>>11012253not even close
>>11012259Oh god, I remember that guy.
>>11012257because some cry
>>11012228I don't get this gif
>you will never have a qt3.14 googirl gf
>>11012284I like how this is an image of a pony.
This was May last year. Its been 1 whole year almost exactly.
>>11012282shaggy is expressing discontent with a greatsword being cut like paper by a katana in some dick-ass anime
>>11012293scroll up, there's more notponies
>>11012284unfWhere is that from?
>>11012317Rarara has no right to be so cute
>>11012318>memoriesEveryone post that image.You know the one, it's really old and seemed sorta funny when you first saved it but on second glance it's pretty lame and you've never posted it since.
>>11012065>you will never have tiny, skinny, pale legs and a beer belly at the same time because you are not AmericanSeriously, that's just fucking offensive.
>>11012326Looks like CoC fanart.
>>11012294>some cryMan.That was the worst.Remember that one guy who would post "a pedophile deserves respect" at the start of every thread?
>>11012340I hope that wasn't in response to the trixie-spammerI may be mixing up my timelines here
>>11012350But they do
>>11012340Off topic shitposting is okay. I mean, what else are we going to do, right?
>>11012331I collect captchas.
>>11012330Her voice is so beautiful. Attitude, temperament, beauty, everything.People always joke about it, but Rarity is my one, true, genuine waifu.
>>11012350>a pedophile deserves respecti remember than happening three weeks or so after that whole AB fiasco when some anons had a shitstorm about megasweet.
>>11012367sure, but she isn't cute.
>>11012373Do you remember what *clink* came from?
>>11012370I can't tell if she has really buff triceps or fatcepsI need more to judge accurately
>>11012373I enjoyed posting that loli twilight in the string bikini, people got riled up over it.
>>11012376it was semi ironic and memetic and before these terms became part of a religion for autists
>>11012383Coke pony, duh.
>>11012397But... there's only one coke pony.
>>11012383not sure, due to timezones i often miss most of the fun>>11012390i'm surprised that a lot of you people are still here
>>11012357i remember that TVTropes tried to blow us up with that, too.
>>11012353>I hope that wasn't in response to the trixie-spammerIt was the trixie-spammer himself.
>>11012390I want to see that. Do you still have it?
>>11012391It's still kinda sad to look back at what amused us back then.
Every time you guys post coke pony it reminds me of that greentext where Anon pours poprocks and candy into Pinkies cunny and then fucks her silly
>>11012401It wasn't just coke pony. There was a greentext where anon drank coke from her and over time slowly transformed into a coke stallion. *clink* was the sound his balls made when he hilted inside her.
>>11012385well, she is a cage fighter.
>>11012405>tvtropes tried to blow us upWait what the fuck? Why do you give a shit about other people's opinions of MLPG anyway?Especially fucking TVTropes of all communities.
>>11012421>candyFuck. Meant soda
>>11012420man, i still remember when that anon was maknig the marker for us.
>>11012421the text of your post was terrible so I'm thinking about pony making me their hypnoslave instead
>>11012427okay, she's not badno sammy or anything, but not bad
>>11012431post it.I need it for reasons.
>>11012429i don't care what they think of us, but i am aware of attempts to sabotage us, even if they're poorly-planned and executed.and let me clarify: they were on the side of "a pedophile deserves respect". they were trying to blow us up for thinking otherwise.
>>11012367You and me are niggas anon.Buth if needed I am ready to let her decide who she wants and I will respect her choice and as long as she is happy I will also be happy.
>>11012437Anyone remember the pluschan thread we had before the whole archive thing?
>>11012420>150 imagesMoot could probably have fixed everything by raising the image limit on /co/ instead of making a whole fucking boardIt would have taken us longer to eat up the image limit so that we didn't spend so much time on page 0 and all the non-horsefuckers wouldn't have had to see us as much
>>11012444>sabatoge>blow us upIt's a fucking forum. You're not fighting in World War II. Stop trying to treat messageboard bickering as srs bsns,
>>11012448it's in the archive, if I'm not mistaken
>>11012446Then you don't deserve her. Haven't you ever read a story? The only one who gets the girl is the one who fights the hardest and stands tallest on the mountain of his enemies to rescue her from the tower ringed by fire. You gotta fight for your right to Rarity.
Would you still love pone when she's no longer young and beautiful?
>>11012448i don't think i do, but i found another historic marker.the background color of the current marker is actually meant to blend in with the youtsuba b background, since it was originally meant to be an OP image, which is ironic
>>11012451We had noting to do with the creation of /mlp/. it was /v/ and /b/ spamming his inbox with complaints about ponies./co/ mostly had nothing with us.
>>11012473You never know. He could be one of us, posting here right now.
>>11012473Pone will always be beautiful, even if she is not young.
>>11012483I wonder who his favorite pony is.
>>11012466But anon what if she thinks that the other anon is better than me? What if she chooses him? How would I defeating him in combat would change her mind? Her tastes? The things that she finds attractive in the other anon? I would just force her to do what she doesn't want and make her sad.
>>11012480it was only those dozen or so guys on /co/ who wanted us gone.
>>11012480Ironic...it was /v/ and /b/'s own trolls who spammed ponies on their boards. We just stuck to our little corner of /co/....Or I did at least.
>>11012500MLPG are really the only people who got punished for everything
>>11012480/b/ and /v/ are shitholes infested by whiny motherfuckers who ruin everything, what else is new
>>11012504MLPG is the jesus of this fandom
>>11012500There were faggots from our field doing shitty pony raids in the early days.We're partly to blame, even if we wizened up and stopped it.
>>11012504why does everyone hate us, anon?we just want to be with our ponies
>>11012488>>11012466My whole stake in this hinges on Rarity being a massive, obsessive domme,who controls my every action and punishes and rewards me for my behavior.Raridomme is the best thing in the world and you will never tell me otherwise....but if she wasn't like that, then I'm probably just fucked.
>>11012484But would you still love her when she has nothing but her aching soul?
>>11012516Something something elitist assholesI liked mlpg back when I roamed in the piss
>>11012488She wouldn't think that, you fool, because you ran faster and fought harder and lasted longer and you triumphed over him. If you were not the one she had been waiting for, then the stars would not have aligned just so perfectly that you would watch the show, fall in love with her, decide to marry her, win the contest for her love, and eventually indeed win her love. The universe does not make mistakes. But that you have to ask these questions proves that you lack the conviction to win the race. And there are no prizes for second place, friend. Win or die.
>>11012519Wasn't that a call to raid Ponychan? What else would the mod have intended when he posted something like that?
>>11012522Forever and ever.
>>11012514Yeah you guys were kind of douchesthis coming from someone who was with hsg since the beginning
>>11012532You can stop now, you sound like a cheesy faggot
>>11012533Where ponies are being spammed from.
Does Anon take their Rarara extra-plump?
>>11012540But still mods promoting raiding.
>>11012548those finger nails ruin it
>>11012532>"Sorry dear, I can appreciate a romantic approach as much as the next mare but you're simply laying it on too thick">"Plus he let me augment his dick. He's waaaay bigger than you."
>>11012537>someone who was with hsg since the beginningCan you feel anything but despair?
>>11012548That's not RararaIf that was Rarara she would have killed herself a long time ago for being an abomination.
>>11012551The posting or requesting of personal information or calls to invasion is prohibited. Inciting or participating in cross-board (intra-4chan) raids is also not permitted.Nothing.
>>11012548Yes yes yes yesI take all ponies with extra plumpand I also take my Rarara as a dog
>>11012560I dont know, fat asses always say shit like beautiful on the inside>>11012548I'd fuck it raw
>>11012561that's hardly a call to raidhe's simply providing a link that shows where the spam is coming from
>>11012548>Those cushy thighs rubbing against each other as she strolls down the hallway,swaying her succulent hips from side to side before plopping her fat rear down on the couch, mere inches from you. Seeing she's got your attention she once more hoists her rear up, letting you gawk at her round, corpulent buttocks before letting them descend straight into your lap
>>11012556This isn't the romantic approach, this is the mythopoetic approach.
>>11012548No. Fat is gross.
>>11012544I would impregnate young granny smith and have a family.
>>11012561Informing people is technically none of those things.Why would you care anyway?
>>11012537>with HSG from the beginningWhat are we doing with our lives?I would give anything to be back in pre Act5 HSG.
>>11012571>thighs rubbing against each other as she strolls down the hallwayShe would have a rash constantly
>>11012572>"that's the other thing. Twilight may appreciate your... verbosity, but I don't particularly care for it"
>>11012584That's why she's mostly lying downon your dick
>>11012565>pointing out a mod violated a global rule>go to /b/>>11012568>>11012578Does that mean it's OK to link to any rebbit page talking about /b/ on /b/ and heavily imply we should raid them?A much more responsible and reasonable action would have to PM'd the site admins and ask them to remove the content and ban the individuals rather than asking your own user base to attack another site.
>>11012556>Rarity will never augment you with a horsedick>You will never get large, massive horseballs to go with it>You will never be able to cum five times as much as you used to>You will never have Rarity ask if you wish to test drive your new acquisition
>>11012577>dem strands of hair that refuse to tuck away10/10 would work all day on farm for
>>11012595I think >>11012565 was just trying to point out that rule #1 of /b/ is ZOMG NONE and the fact that that rule applies to the moderators as well
>>11012595It's not a raid maybe and it WAS the site admin.I think you're looking too deep into this. It was two years ago. It's /b/ it's ponychan. Who cares.
>>11012606Global Rule 4 applies on /b/.
>>11012595if I had wanted to point you to /b/ I would've used >>>/b/I'll be more explicit, then>>>/b/rules/1
>>11012600>Rarity will never slowly add on more horse parts to you, eventually asking for Twilight's help when the magic gets simply too complex for her
>>11012623>slowly>implying I wouldn't go full pony immediately upon migration
>>11012633>you will never a tool-assisted speedpony
PONY LEVELS CRITICAL!DANGER DANGER!PONY GOING INTO DANGER ZONE
>>11012606>>110126231. ZOMG NONE!!!1*2. Global rules 1, 2, 4, 7, 9, 10, 11, 13, 14, and 15 are enforced.Note: "ZOMG NONE!!!1" applies to moderators as well.>>11012561Is #4.>>11012614This is me trying to understand why moot and his team sometimes break the rules and expect their free willed user base to follow the rules. You condition a dog to not listen to commands, you shouldn't get sad when it doesn't do what you say.
>>11012641>MODS MIGHT HAVE DONE SOMETHING BAD IN RESPONSE TO SOMETHING??? DOUSHIO??It's humorous how innocently new you are, Sentenal
>>11012650>sentenalWe going to go through this dance again?
>>11012638PONY PLS STAY OUT OF THE DANGER ZONEIT'S NOT SAFE THERETHAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT THAT
>>11012638How could this happen? We MUST get to the bottom of this enigmatic bewildering conundrum.
>>11012629she takes it slowly because she has to agonize over every little detail, even down to the placement of a little spot on what will be your future flank. she loves you, but she can make you PERFECT. and don't you want to be perfect for Rarity?
Introducing: Rainbow Dash.
>>11012668I SHALL SAVE THE TREAD WITH PONY
>>11012661>tfw you could never hope to compete against Jack for Celestia's love
>>11012671but I'm impatient and hastyI just want to ponyfine, I'll waitshe better make me pretty though
>>11012678You and me, brudda.
>>11012686well, y'know, as pretty as the distilled essence of stallion can be.
>>11012700>>11012682>Not TwilightYour just jelous of her wings faggots.
Too much multi-coloured pony in here.
>>11012714you're just jealous of Rarity's still actually having a personality.
>>11012714RARITY IS SUPER BEST PONYI AM NOT JEALOUS ON WINGSJUST THAT RARITY IS BETTERALSO I LIKE TWILIGHT AND SHE IS SECOND BEST PONY
>>11012721ponies are colorfuldeal with it
Season 2: Careless sinister godSeason 3: Misunderstood lonerWhat happened?
>>11012721I know right, lets fuck them over with booksmart pony>>11012726Not adoring her and loving her with all your heart, her personality hasn't and won't change she still my little unicorn...shut up>>11012728Rarity is my second favourite
>>11012748I second that action.
>>11012748I RESPECT YOUR OPINION AND THINK YOU HAVE GOOD TASTESHAVE A MAGICHORN DRAWING
>>11012769>tfw BDF is ded>tfw xieril is ded>tfw Kraut is ded>tfw PS is ded
>>11012748>her personality hasn't and won't changeYou're right. I'm sure glad her nerdy awkwardness and sarcastic side have persisted throughout all three seasons, and that the writers never did anything like make her become psycho-level neurotic during the second season.
>>11012782>e writers never did anything like make her become psycho-level neurotic during the second seasonBut she was that in S1
>>11012791Season 1 isn't canon.
>>11012791Fine. To clarify, it was a more occasional trait in S1 but instead became the focus of entire episodes in S2 while her other character traits fell by the wayside.
>>11012769I'll fucking cut you.
>>11012800>Swarm of the Century>A Bird in your HoofGodd S2 episodes right guys?
>>11012743>no wings>no magic>final destination
>>11012814Pone or general art?
>>11012814Request: become a better artist
>>11012822WEARING A FANCY HAT
>>11012743season four: force of nature itself unleashed by vengeful old man
any interesting animated shows on the horizon, besides wander over yonder?
>>11012826I AM WORKING AT MAXIMUM SKILL>>11012825PONE ONLY>>11012822>>11012829OKAYTAKING ONE MORE REQUEST
>>11012808WHAT...BUT I ..MAGICHORN...I WHAT DID I DO?
>>11012838NEON PONY GOING FAST
>>11012838Gypsy templar crusader pony
>>11012838A FANCY HAT WEARING SWEETIE
>>11012837Rebecca Sugar's Steven Universeother things, maybe
>>11012851That's wrong on so many levels.
Would the mlp fandom be dead if season 1 was the only season? If so, when?
>>11012847Gimme yo wallet.
Would you, MLPG?Probably the most pandering thing I've ever drawn. I hate drawing things with references in place of jokes.
>>11012867Plenka pleh would make a great crusader
>>11012774Like many people they're probably taking the more sane option and just taking it easy until season 4 comes along.
>>11012877Would I kill Ross? Maybe
>>11012869hmm, hard to say. I think it would have been a very popular fad if that were the case. There may still have been a general, and we'd have so little to discuss that we might not irritate the co guys too much
>>11012870ALL I HAVE IN MY WALLET ARE PURPLESMART DRAWINGS
>>11012892Take off your pants.
>>11012877dang son you a furry?
DONETAKING NO MORE REQUESTSTHIS IS ALSO "SWEATY WEARING A SILLY HAT" REQUEST
>>11012911It's a two-in-one. The ears and tail reference this "Lyn" race from Blade & Soul, some upcoming chingchong MMO. Then SMB3.
>>11012914That was awfully fast, hawtkoffee
>>11012914Regardless that you didn't draw this; thanks for bringing this piece to my attention.
>>11012914>Ts7TE>http://imgur.com/Ts7TE>2 years ago
>>11012914fortunately, Spike is an Assassin.
>>11012937AC is a horrible series, and you're a horrible person for not supporting Knight's Templar.
>>11012937Your face is an assassin
>>11012914WAIT A SECOND. THIS SEEMS FAMILIAR.
>>11012944do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>11012923>NCsoft MMOsnever again
>>11012952Are we posting Ponies in armor?
>>11012961you have 25 images leftuse them wisely
>>11012950Simply put:Muslims = Baddie bad bad.Knight's Templar = killing Muslims.
>>11012961Because I love ponies in armor
>>11012982And I have a lot of ponies in armor
Save me from exam preparationsPlsI just want to pony
>>11012961Armour it is
>>11012993I also have Celestia
>>11012993>putting giant spikes on the pinions of your wings where they'll jab into the back of your head0/10 see me after class.
>>11013016but armors have no other purpose than to look cool.
>>11013016Could be worse
>>11013031Exactly, and dumb spikes in awkward areas are not cool. Spikes can only be cool in very specific places.Like the codpiece.
I had a dream last night that someone made a model of Saffron for Garrys Mod
>>11013034poor earth ponies>and remember earth ponies, protect our planes and tanks too!
>>11013046i would probably masturbate furiously if that were a thing
TWILIGHT SPARKLE OVER HERE!
>>11013046You have weird dreams
>>11012857>>11012837the guy who wrote/directed Oban is working on a new project, another france-japan joint projectstill waiting for more news
>>11013057Actually it was fucking horrifying
>>11013071Well, they definitely have noses.
>>11013066Anon that's fucking tame compared to the dreams I usually have
I just ordered myself one of these.
>>11013091You probably could have made your own. It doesn't seem complicated
>>11013091That's nice.So next order of business. how many minutes could an Earth Pony fight till they break all their teeth?
>>11013104It's a base to expand upon. Leather boots and gauntlets is next on my agenda.
>>11013108I WOULD TOTALLY PLAY A DIAMOND DOG GAME
>>11013124A gay faggot
>>11013124This diamond dog. Spoilered for lewd.
>>11013124Did you just come here from EQD or something?
>>11013118>leatherit's awful that there isn't even one person on the planet capable of making a decent looking armor out of leather and what's even worse is that they seem to always use leather as if it were metal
>>11013124a character from a thing
>>11013135Just because I don't recognize a Diamond Dog OC's name is no need to call me a ponychan-faggot or something of the like man, the hell.
>>11013091you're marked as red in my vision
>>11013140Mhm, I'm looking up references to make it look authentic. Also getting a jernbrynje to go with it.
>>11013156Care to elaborate?
I don't believe in celestia, debate me.
>>11013157>authenticavoid leather then.unless yu want to look like a tool
>>11013165I will mass debate you so hard
>>11013165You can't prove Celestia doesn't exist.
>>11013167I'm not going for a mass-armoured knight.
>>11013177cwc pls go
>>11013148Well you most likely are. MLPG spergs over Renne Quest at least once a day. The fact that you don't know her demonstrates your newness.
>>11013185what hell is a mass-armoured kight?
>>11013185are you going for SPIKES ON SPIKES ON SPIKES
>>11013182ur a fggt me3t me irl see wut happens!
>yfw it's a privilege to shitpost on steam chat and if you don't contribute, you get banned>mods are targeting me
>>11013188Seeing as how I only come her for a short while in between hiatus' such as these and that you're a bit biased on the subject, this is a silly argument
>>11013188There have been days where it wasn't mentioned once...I think...
>>11013194>grinningbreivik.jpg>>11013199You know, bucket helmets, plate gauntlets etcetera.>>11013200Absolutely not.
>>11013208>steam chat>any year
>>11013208>Tfw Jerry is actually the closest thing to a friend Tom has ever had. Black cat doesn't count. He's a prick.
>>11013223>bucket helmsGreat helms weren't used with plate armour you silly.
>>11013223why use leather then?
>>11013234What about the other cats from the episode where Tom comes with them after a night of drinking?
>>11013238no need to argue with him. he's going for the medieval equivalent of tacticool.
>>11013243>not going for>>11013238It was a mere example of "heavy" armour.
>>11013245They left him for the pussy
>>11013238he's using a tabard, I think
>>11013252leather looks like shit in armors though
>>11013264what abouthorse leather
>>11013264Depends on how it's used.
>>11013253Well you know that only makes it even sadder. I mean when the closes thing you have to a friend is a dick like Jerry then fuck man
>>11013273unfortunately nobody knows how to do that.
I swear to fuck I'm going to make a dog thread
>>11013296>not templar threadWhy, Anon?
>>11013307I'd make a templar dog thread if I had one
>>11013296TOO LATE ANONI ALREADY MADE A PONY THREADHA>>11013319>>11013319>>11013319>>11013319
>>11013326AGH FUCK YOU
>>11013326>>11013331You had one thing etc etc
>>11013337I'm sorry anon. I'll let you do it next time.
>>11011441This may seem like a stupid question, but why the hell is there a deer in the bathroom? Seriously, I can't be the only one thinking that question, right?