Dash looked at the book.'I wonder,' she said to herself, 'what's in a book while it's closed. Oh, I know it's full of letters printed on paper, but all the same, something must be happening, because as soon as I open it, there's a whole story with people I don't know yet and all kinds of adventures and deeds and battles. And sometimes there are storms at sea, or it takes you to strange cities and countries. All those things are somehow shut up in a book. Of course you have to read it to find out. But it's already there, that's the funny thing. I just wish I knew how it could be.'>>10976726Previous thread.
Like woahnew horse
>>10980471u wot m8?
>>10980471that looks so cozyalso, hhhnnggg
What if pony was into weird stuff?
There's a /mlp/ OpenCanvas server now?
>>10980586Haha, aww, that's cu
>>10980593>carmelita>bringing up fetishes>in the same postAnon, it's like you dont even try to hide the fact you're a furfag anymore.
>>10980586>anon keeps spouting messages like that>always with that innocent smile on his face
>>10980592The sleeping pills worked slowly but soon she would be mine.
>"My Little Pony"? Isn't that a show for girls?
>>10980471What a comfy OP.
>>10980593>Rarity getting turned on by pretending Anon rapes her
>>10980614You're the one that sees it as sexual
>>10980499>marking your own threadTHAT'S CHEATING
>>10980622MY LITTLE PONY IS A MAN'S SHOWAND I AM A MAN
>>10980636Shut up bitch, I'm sleeping.
>>10980622Isn't anime for kids?
>>10980647>that sees it as sexual>"weird stuff">carmelita bound and gagged in the restroomYou're not exactly helping yourself out here.
>>10980661Likely story, anon.
>>10980597anon plsno farting in the library
>>10980598Yes, over here >>10980675Come join us!
>>10980661>MAN'S SHOWZIGGI ZOGGI ZIGGI ZOGGI OI OI OIZIGGI ZOGGI ZIGGI ZOGGI OI OI OI
Quick question, how the hell do I open the chat box on oC it's disappeared from my screen.
>>10980684Who do you think I am, Glitter Glue?
>>10980672>Making something out to be sexual when it wasn't even mentionedYiff in hell
>>10980689I will, another time though. 3AM now and I cannot keep my eyes open.
what if joss whedon directed poni
Missing my four-legged girls. Think i always will
>>10980707>tearsIt's okay, I think you can be saved.
so waitif wonder woman's greek, how come she calls herself an amazon?
>>10980718junebug is a cute pon
>>10980649>>10980668I just wanted to use it to reference the book the OP passage is copied from this time.
>>10980692>Ziggy zoggyThat part of the show always pissed me off. We used to do that in my German class, and the way they pronounced it rankles me still.TSIKKI TSOKKI TSIKKI TSOKKI!HOI! HOI! HOI!
>>10980718that is the coolest statue
>>10980727No denying it then, huh pervert?
>>10980746calm down, you're clearly overreacting
>>10980718is junebug drinking that pony's pee
>>10980746THE GENIE KNOWS EVERYTHINGbut will he know my waifu
>>10980746Well. That's not something I expected to see.
>>10980792if you're the creeper that waifus acid then yesif you're the creeper that waifus edith then no
>>10980807That seems like it'd be really easy to lose one and not notice, not to mention impractiacl.
>>10980748>not being able to spell Zicke Zacke Zicke Zacke Hoi Hoi Hoi
>>10980807What a waste of good horse.
>>10980798Tex, will you take Applejack out on the lake on a moonlit night and sing for her?
>>10980798Tex, are you trying to seduce me?
>>10980812Yes, I want to fun Applejack.
>>10980840How hard would you fun her?
>>10980798You want to fudge? Why would you want to do that?
>>10980865eyes and clothes are the wrong colors, but it's close
>>10980865markerita plsyou're wearing your cape inside out
>>10980746Don't worry about him, he's just omniscient is all.For instance.
>>10980882Okay that's actually funny.
>>10980854So hard, anon.
>>10980840needs more chickenbutt
>>10980829I'm spelling it for illiterate Murkin scum who assume everything is pronounced the same as in Murka.
>>10980871She wants to foo(bar);
>>10980865Except for the manecut and lack of horn and non-green eyes>>10980888Artist hateanon pony?
>>10980887Think the plane pones are on there?
>>10980897Photo finish gave her a makeover.
>>10980918Yes, let's go with that.
wwould you let eri twwerk on your wwaifu
>>10980874>lelel i posted it againsimpy epic :)
>>10980897>How much harder can I force my meemz?>Maybe a BIT morekerita.
>>10980923I sincerely hope not.
>you will never submit a pull request to pony's git repo
>>10980963>You'll never branch her main trunk
MLPG, quick, I need all of your Mrs. Cake pictures. I have no references for worst baking horse
Microseries ranking GO
>>10981012pinkie > all
>>10980986>you will never engage in a lenghty mutli-way merge with her>you'll never massage patch after patch into her codebase until it finally builds and passes every last test
>>10981001If I gave a fuck about Mrs Cake those would be fighting words
>>109810124/10worst one yetat least the dash one had humurously bad dialogue
>>10981037so you are back for good?>tfw i miss old MLPG
Holy fuck drawing in openCanvas is an exercise in masochism
>>10981001SORRY TAN I CAN'T HELP
>>10980923Imagine if that happened.So lewd!
>>10981027>You'll never build her nightly>Every single night
>>10980807>rch designs shoes.
>>10981057>ArrowPlaneLooks like an Avro Vulcan, bruv.
>>10981082This is pretty spot on
>>10980746what are her characteristicsi got him to finally guess sunset shimmer after lik 50 questions but i don't know much about her
cuckolding is best olding
>>10981037>"Would you like a muffin, Anonymous dear? They're just out of the oven!"
>>10981057>>10981081Yep, it's vulcan.
>>10981120Cuckolding is worst everything.You're just a beta faggot.
>>10981069>you will never push her bits to production>you will never kick off runners to ensure quality throughout the day>hitting endpoints>exercising functionality>testing and retesting
You know, Tex, I will allow you to draw human Applejack for the pinup. There's no rule against doubles.
>Akinator guessed my waifu
>>10981152That girdle must have some amazing tensile strength.
i thought it was Tabitha
>>10981164>semicolon DJ Acid>semicolon completely flaccid
Goodnight mulpug. Stay beautiful
>>10981164told you he would >>10980816
>>10981057That one is one of the cutest.
>>10981214What about that?
If I look at the US track team in the Olympics and they're all black folks, I don't automatically assume it's discrimination. I will say, I think maybe those are the fastest guys we got, that maybe they're the fastest guys in the country, maybe they're the fastest in the world. If they're all, or, Olympic team in hockey is eight white guys from Minnesota, I don't assume discrimination.
>>10981198whelp time to go to bed
>>10981139I'm pretty beta and can't stand it
>ctrl+f>jalm>0 resultsI don't even read archived thread anymore nor skip them quickly.
>>10981198Aren't they supposed to be dressing up as little ponies?
>>10981229Cuckolding is what happens when one embraces his betaness completely.
>>10981057>>10981186Do these plane ponies even have any substance to them?
>>10981240You should ctrl+f people thT re shitposted about more.
>>10981257They are flexible like normal pones, but their structure only changes with their own movement and they feel like metal.
>>10981257They're cute and not completely fetishized.
>>10981284>Not completely fetishizedWell we'll have to fix that.
As much as I like Faust, I think we can all agree that MLP would have been better if she was a P.O.C., right?I mean, sure, the animation is good, but the story is just the same worn out drivel that white people have been telling for ages. When will animation studios take bold action and put some P.O.C.s in charge for a change? Maybe part of the reason Faust complained that women's entertainment is so mindless is because it has been made by whites for whites for as long as T.V. has existed.
>>10981298I don't do robots
>>10981298Planehips unf unf unf?
>>10981298>plane pony has a covering over her metal marecunt labeled "remove before flight"
>you will never refuel plane pone mid-flight
>>10981317Gassing her up mid flight
>>10981325>>10981326>high speed precision docking
>>10981325>>10981326unf unf unf!
>>10981326>aerial refueling by a KC-135 stallion
>>10981296What? Makes for interesting reading.
>>10981344>analy refueling by a KC-135 stallion
>>10981326>>10981325>>10981317I'm confused here.Is fuel now sperm for plane ponies?Because this sounds like we're shoving the equivalent of food up her cunt.
>>10981344>he has these little wings on his dick
>>10981367It's mostly the phallic imagery.
>>10981257Well one of them has a bit of stories with her.
>>10981358that's balls, right?
>>10981358What the fuck is that thing?
Here's a sketch before I go to bed.
>>10981367nah, Plane ponies are nonsexual.
>>10981379>tries to talk with the plane ponies>Something on the ground distracts her>"OH GOD MY EYE"She's the cause of 90% of her goddamn stories.
>>10981404That straw is not nearly silly enough to be pinkie's.
>>10981367Plane blowjobs anon, plane blowjobs. They need their protein.
So. Plane ponies.Do we have car and train ponies yet then?
>>10981416Hate to say it, but I had to give that pony major props!
>watching porno>the story is a guy becoming an artist then having gay sex with shemalei kept thinking of SB
>>10981433sometimes she needs to use a serious straw
Tex, I reset the server, so you can relog now
>>10981376>filenamepfffhahaha>>10981367How about a female aerial refuleing pony which has a refueling beam projecting from her crotchtits?
>>10981448That is some horrible censoring.And a horrible boobjob too, even for a tranny.
>>10981438no, I don't think so
>>10981448is the one on the right a chick?like, a regular chick?
>>10981473Then get on it, dammit.I need pictures! Pictures of vehicular ponies!
>Posting plane ponies in a night thread.ANON YOU FOOL!https://www.dropbox.com/sh/4qwh12nglfvyh3k/TrEEFHzGAfSMOTHER IT IN ADORABLE!
>>10981304This is a legtimate tumblr post isn't it?
>>10981448>Naked herm on stage>Talk of a porno>And all I can think about is how awful those figure drawings are.
>>10981448Lel.But really, I wish SB finds himself a cute chubby qt3.14 gf with large breasts that likes horsedicks as much as him.
>>10981433Is this silly enough for you?!
>>10981505Do you really want SB breeding? More little SB's running around.
>>10981507JAB GOOGLY EYES ON IT!
I want to do some kind story with plane ponies all of a sudden but really, i know jack shit about planes
>>10981520Fortunately sadly breeding doesn't seem to be on his list of fetishes.
>>10981520Well, maybe they'll have their mother's more cheerful disposition, in which case they'd be cute bundles of joy almost all kids are anyway.
you know who draws the best straws
>>10981545You were going to fuck up and do something retarded and sexual, weren't you?
>>10981568>Pony takes a sip of chris chans drink
>>10981568Are you the guy who edited that Tess picture with the horn and nose?
>>10981563>old >not pony
>>10981568>you will never suck semen out of a thick horse dick
>>10981585how the fuck would you even guess that
>>10981606Mlpg knows all, remembers all, it does not forget, it only forgives after you draw it porno.
>>10981606MLPG guesses crazier shit.
>>10981606Am I right then?
>>10981537>>10981532>>10981518>>10981517Is this what you want?! Is this what you fucking want?!
>>10981629SILLIER MOTHERFUCKER AREN'T YOU LISTENING?!
>>10981575n-noWhy would you think that? more like an Ace Combat fic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUE5lC7MbzI
>>10981638>still can't spoiler punctuationFARK!
>>10981648>tess hats us
>>10981498It was just my impression of one.MLPG is harder to bait than back in the day.I remember when I could ruin an entire three threads with shitposting just by saying something like, "Well, thank God that Faust is teaching faith to children with Feeling Pinkie Keen."Those were the days, back on /co/... nowadays MLPG is so absorbed with its plane fetish it won't even get baited.
>>10981648Well then.It's keen eyes.Comes free with art improvement.
>>10981666Yeah, it's annoying as ____
>>10981629If you aren't even going to try why even post?I'll find artist that at least ry to make a straw silly.
PLANE PONES ARE UNNATURAL AND IMMORTAL
>>10981690You typed an extra "t" in that last word, buddy.
>>10981667what happened to tess's tumblr?I go there and it's like a gun-nut site now.http://itsatess.tumblr.com/
>>10981694Plane ponies never die
Which pone would you choose if you had to live with it in a post apocalyptic world?
What if Rarity rubbed her horn against you?
>>10981708Pinkie, to keep the morale of the troops up while I gather my army and bring order back to this forsaken place.
>>10981694Oh wow, how did that get there
>>10981699it's tessdraws.tumblr.com now anon
>>10981702Do you think Drone Ponies get off on being forcibly taken control of and manipulated around through no free will of their own?
>>10981711I would pet her head I suppose.
>>10981711That depends. Does she rub it in my ~special~ area?
>>10981734the correct response is pozhausta, anon
>>10981711What >>10981737 saidMaybe even hug her
>>10981711it snaps off and she dies from bleeding out all her magic
>>10981708AJ. the no-nonsense, tough, hard-working pone with childbearing hips. And she ain't even my waifu.
>>10981727I know I would!
>>10981727Better yet what happens when people decide to hack them from their wifi signal, they roam around unprotected after all.>M-my data is leaking on it's own!
>>10981753>horn measuring contest
>>10981761You crazy tex, but the adorable kind of crazy. Not the white jacket crazy the gnarls Barkley crazy.
>>10981753>you will never have a sweaty threesome with 2 horny princesses
>>10981761Oh gosh Tex are you gonna play new leaf too?also what up Pretty Pony People
>>10981753Luno has a pretty small horn, in comparison.
>>10981761HuehuehueThis amuses me.
>>10981778Kick Buttowski x Rainbow Dash OTP
>>10981761Oh god Tex, you silly goose.
>>10981778>Kill vs KetThat sounds hardcore as fuck
>>10981789I've been considering a 3DS purchase because of it.
>>10981778>Someone somewhere has masturbated to at least 3 of those characters.
>>10981761keep them coming
>>10981778>multi-network shows on a single networkHow
>>10981778>CGI MajaFuck me, when did that happen?
>>10981789I'm manipulating Tex into drawing animal crossing pony. also I'm doing an pony crossing quest soonI'm gonna' try to get new leaf, but I don't see it happening for a while.
>>10981639>>10981638>>10981682You nutsacks want to play this game? Fine we'll play.
>>10981809We could be NEIGH-bors.But the 3ds has lots of fun games. I'm a swap note fiend myself.
>>10981823>Through Rarara's earOkay I laughed
>>10981823I can't even believe you thought that would be silly enough
>>10981813That's how non-US TV station roll, Anon. We get ponies on Nick.
>>10981761>>10980586>oc3>oc2WHERE'S NUMBER ONE
>>10981824Then you don't need to see my latest project.
>>10981823there's too much empty spave!!
>>10981851oh godI-I think I can try to steel myself
>>10981849Earlier one wasn't anything significant.
>>10981823Yeah...I'm going to sleep. Maybe after 20-30 revisions you'll make it silly or something.
>>10981867>something cuter than double stufI can't! I just can't!
Remember when "indie games" came in the form of free and fun flash games that popped up daily, rather than as indiegogo and kickstarter campaigns that "require" a minimum of $600,000 or so before they can build and then sell their shitty platformer?
>>10981871So what made you go oC tonight Tex?
>>10981809>Tex's town starts with _pears
>>10981896Yeah they were pieces of shit
>>10981896I'm playing an indie game right now and I hate itit makes me want to go play blops 2
>>10981896remember when video games were good?
>>10981898I didn't know how to draw wings so I decided to procrastinate from drawing by drawing.
>>10981907>pears>not cherries>THOSE FUCKING CHERRIESEVERY FUCKING TIME
>>10981915yeah manclassic games like Halo 3 and Call of Duty 4 and Mass Effect
remember when video game consoles didn't have facebook buttons and you could play them offline?
>>10981896>cave story was made by a guy in his free time>never expected any money for it
Does MT stand for MiniTuffsI am confuse.
>>10981938>Dash returns in kind>Every assumes it was a sonic rainboom
>>10981932Remember when vidya wasn't all about achievements, unlockables and buying unlockables, but fun?
>>10981932Remember when first person shooters had memorable single player campaigns?No Spec Ops shut up. It had only two enemy types.
>>10981936it stands for like my canvas right not.
>>10981929>Implying cherries aren't at least high-tier.Orange is master race. Cherries and apples are high tier. Peaches are low tier and for people who think butts are funny. Pears are shit tier.
>>10981949>Twilight joins in>Fallout: Equestria
We /v/ now?Should we also intensify the shiposting?We can't be /v/ without some good shitposting
>>10979857>>10979860>>10979862>>10979869>>10979892>>10979896>>10979996Here you go. Sorry for the bad proportions, I was trying to draw at my maximum speed. Was aiming for 1 hour, but I guess 1.5 hour is good enough.Alright, time to do gesture practice. Goal is 300 gestures today! That should improve my proportions and postures a great deal.
>>10981977Pear is best shape
>>10981986>Should we also intensify the shiposting?氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏氏
>>10981983No that happens after Twilight tells the story to celestia, then she tries to light one of her farts as a party gag.
>>10981993>that fluttershyI'm dead
>>10981993That's great man, fucking love the Discord one.
>>10981993>that AJSquoots for the sloots
>>10982005>All crystal ponies are earth ponies>One lone perverted pegasi could get away with just about anything>Just about anything, really
>>10981993that fluttershy is causing me physical pain
>>10981993i am impressed
>>10981993>bragging about what you are about to doand i thought you bragging about what you did was bad enough
What does MLPG think about this game?
>>10981993damn, nice work
>>10982003Pear is best shape ,but it's shit in terms of Animal Crossing fruit.
>>10982017>Luna eats an invisible biscuit
>>10981993>tfw my request ignored again
>>10982049I'm hoping for apples or peaches.
>>10982066Hahaha oh fuck I didn't notice that
>>10982043Not enough ponies.
>>10982049what about this fruit?
>>10982003>>10982049>pear is best shape
>>10982073/v/ probably wouldn't be able to tell you what MLPG thinks of that game, though
>>10982065Sorry, I don't do smut. Suggestive is fine though.
>>10982087is that fucking wumpa fruit?
>>10982085Someone should draw the squad being made only from Rainbow Dashes
It is time for pony to sleep and have human dreams.
Which pony would take least offense to you spanking their ass.Like.MLB Pro wind-up with an earth-shacking crack upon making contact. The kind that would make that flank jiggle for at least a full minute.
>>10982111sleep is for faggotsyou're not a faggot, are you tex?
>>10982100doesn't matter, you should go and stay there >>>/v/
>>10981931 But those games were good
>>10982105It wasn't smut. Sine you returned you did 4 batch of requests and you always ignored mine, you perfectly know it.Some people just enormous faglords. Especially "artists" on 4chan. Fucking attention whores.
>>10982122I'm not sleeping, I'm charging my drawing batteries.
>>10982118you'd probably break your hand trying
Results of today's oC practice.How do they look guys?
>>10981810I've jerked it to AJ and gadget, so almost 3.
>>10982127Why should I go? I didn't ask the question. Maybe you should go to >>>/adv/ so you can get a clue.
>>10982136I don't see the squad of Rainbow Dashes anonWHY DO YOU LIE TO ME LIKE THIS
>>10981932remember when you had to be an insane tech wizards in order to share capture screenshots on your game and share them?
>>10982100horsefucking/v/ would, though
You faggots still have these threads? Fucking christ, just stop already.
>>10982087Not worth the bother to pick up unless you're using it as ammo.
>>10982148SHITPOSTING TIMELET'S DERAIL THE THREAD
>>10981840>>10981864>>10981875I AM SILLY!
>>10982154>My Little Elitist General
>>10982136>VegasNo, no, no, no, no!>>10982145Nei.
>>10982147I didn't notice Gadget, so I assumed you meant Inspector GadgetThat'd be weird.
>>10982137stop calling people attention whore to make them feel bad when they don't like your requests
>>10982165MLPG, I forgot but maybe you can refresh my memory.Which pony has a farty butt?
>>10982167>no rollercoaster7/10 study harder
>>10982167You're as silly as Scrubbing Bubbles is funny
>>10982167.........This is adequately silly.
>>10982137Yours is the Octavia one right? Sorry, wouldn't do it. Try requesting something else next time.
>>10982137What did you want anyway?
>>10982167>not even 5000x5000I'm not even gonna post the You didn't even try star
>>10982177If that gadget was there then it would be 3.
>>10982174>No, no, no, no, no!Vegas was a lot of fun. So was Vegas 2.I hope they go to somewhere other than Vegas if they make another game, though. Like "Rainbow Six Monaco" or "Rainbow Six Hong Kong" or "Rainbow Six Des Moines Municipal Convention Center" or something.
>>10982137>octavia getting impregnated isn't smut
>>10982167>no windows 3D pipes screensaver reference
>>10982190When is next time?I missed when you took requests
>>10982218Impregnation is just an educational aid, anon.
>>10982190ignore him, he always throws a bitchfit when his request doesn't get done
>>10982178huethat's kinda cute actually
>>10982105>Suggestive is fine thoughI'll have to take you up on that sometime, some cute flutterbooty would be great.
>>10982218>>10982137HOLY SHITWhat the fuck is wrong with you?You already got that request from another drawfag and you are still insisting with that shit
>>10982043it was one of those games that game that some hype for it but turned out to be rather generic and forgettable
>>10982214They weren't bad, but sub-par compared to the older games.
>>10982242>He added glitterThat's just hilarious
>>10982232It's always the same motherfucker requesting Octavia impregnation or Octavia cum inflation
>>10982248>You already got that request from another drawfagpls post
>>10982248Come on anon, he is baiting.
>>10982140They look pretty good.
>>10982140They're cute, keep practicing
>let me come over your house today!
>>10982286>>10982295Time to start drinking
>>10982140>oCI keep hearing that.What is it?
>>10982261BUT HAVE YOU FINISHED YOUR PUSHUPS?
>>10982167>no marbles>no extravagent contraptsion>no hot wheeli din't think you tried at all
>>10982313>"they look cute!">get grumpy
>>10982309>JawsomeOh man, you better sell that to me on flea market day
>>10982329http://wistinga.online.fr/opencanvas/>>10982340It was the only drinking image i could find
>>10982167Um.Is that guy on the left okay?
MLPG, if you do me this one favor, I will guarantee that Pony Crossing will happen this weekend.All I need you to do is critique this, here: >>10982140
>>10982309why do ponies crossover so well with animal crossing?
>>10982347It's not a real shirt, I'll probably have to make it.
>>10982167That wouldn't even workThe partial vacuum that a pony or human could create can't lift a column that long
>>10982360I've got a "sleeping through a hangover" image but I don't really have any drinking ponies either
>>10982381>Pinkie Pie dies trying to get a drop of liquid through the straw>sad funeral
>>10982374i would, but i don't know shit about art
oh dear god what is wrong with her forelimbs.
>>10982386>Has open in the nameThere needs to be a law against thatNext we're going to have Libre in proprietary software titles
>>10982401>I love my wife weekly>It's in the treehouse>Magazine must be spikes
>>10982401Nothing can balance out the Zima anon
>>10982401I want to give that Shining a bath, he looks filthy.
if I start posting my works in progress, can I take a name and get art critique too?
>>10982420but pre-ban 4loko was the greatest drink of all
>>10982431Sure, but your name will probably be silly.
>>10982415they were drawn by a crookedtrees wannabe.
>>10982444>that feel when pounding 4loko in between rounds of lasertag with bros
post lewd ponesI need to fap
>>10982421I bet he'd let you
>>10982431it's my goal to help out as many people who want to art this hiatus as possible. I can't guarantee that you'll get critique from every anon here, but I'll try my best
>>10982415yet another crookedtree copycat
>>10982431basically.all you have to do is post.
>>10982457Didn't the XBox one break preorder records or something?
>>10982354>>10982360>>10982386So is this the new SAI that everyone on Tumblr will be flocking to?
>you will never a pretty pony princess
>>10982491i think that was the WiiU
>>10982496It's a cleaner version of flockmod, not nearly as versatile as a proper drawing program.
>>10982454>>10982480Surprisingly this is only the second time someone's tried to bring back CT's blog.The person who was doing it before was much better at imitating the style.
Evens: Make a self-insert pony OC for future circlejerking purposes and thus kick off another season of me drawingOdds: wait and roll again a few days later
DerpyTop is an awful ship and you should feel bad if you enjoy it
>>10982494Boozertag was amazing when we had enough people interested and available.If only they still had sentinels...
>>10982496it's pretty ancient actually
>>10982183>>10982187>>10982198>>10982222>>10982338>>10982381Alright you butt rumbling dick shitters, prepare for the ultimate silliness. Don't say I didn't warn you.
>>10982416The name isn't referring to open nature of the program but rather, well, open canvas that is free for anyone to draw on.
>>10982520That art style is offputting.
>>10982516awesomedraw it snuggling with someone else's oc right away
>>10982491>http://www.mcvuk.com/news/read/xbox-one-breaks-pre-order-records-at-blockbuster/0116237>Blockbuster has revealed that since its announcement last week the Xbox One has broken all previous pre-order launches in Blockbuster’s 24-year historyAlso Amazon says it's selling incredibly well
>>10982526fuck that's sillylook it broke Rarity
>>10982526Woah man that's to silly even for me.You win
>>10982513>The person who was doing it before was much better at imitating the style.yet he couldn't match. If it wasn't the artstyle, it was the presentation. What was good about the original was how it told it's story. it was somewhat more subtle and feely that the typical Pinkamena fandom interpretation
>>10982538Didn't blockbuster go fucking bankrupt
>>10982538>blockbusterHow many was it? Three?
>>10982527Don't worry, it'll take a few weeks to a few months to even start posting>>10982535I might and then I'll post it when that person is here and watch the thread go down in flames.
>>10982528>freeBut it's clearly non-free.
>>10982547female body is so disgusting
>>10982496Actually. It's what was the thing looong before SAI.The reason we're using it is that is has network capabilities built into it so that people can draw together
Do you think Mrs.Cake was a looker when she was young?
>>10982571I can't wait!
>Zajice and Terrabutt circle erking at 0r0 levels
>>10982538Blockbuster is irrelevant nowAlthough, the amazon thing is disheartening
>>10982496Open Canvas has been around for fucking everAnd it's a piece of shit, but you can draw stuff with friends.
>>10982538>Blockbuster UK had those great preorders>Amazon UK said thatGODDAMMIT BRITS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
>>10982572it is free as in shut up and draw
>>10982538>BlockbusterWowThe Anonstation has broken all console preorder records at Anonmart
>>10982522no, i mean pre-ban 4lokowhat's that about?
>>10982584Her butt looks like she has always been a fatass
>>10982584sure, why not
>>10982606Hey Tan would you draw a stupid request?
>>10982585Me neither! No more Mr. Proper Contributor.
>>10982588>retarded mouthbreathers eating the shit out of microsofts huge worn out assholewhat a surprise
>>10982526I refreshed the page at least 20 times before I saw the picture in the corner.Boy, do I feel like a fucking idiot...
>>10982516I can't come up with a good idea for an OC, Im not particularly interested in doing self insert either. I'd rather just draw a person for that
>open canvas>tfw Mac
>>10982601What, you mean like what happened to it?It was a caffeinated alcoholic beverage, which let dumb college kids get far drunker than they could handle, so they took out the caffeine.
>>109825262 silly 5 me
>>10982601Four Loko used to be caffeine, guarana, taurine, and alcohol, but the combo killed some people so they had to take the energy shit out
>>10982503>you will never be pretty pony princess's sex slavejust kill me nowput me out of my misery
>>10982598How can I draw with software that restricts my freedom?
>>10982613I draw stupid things all the time but I'm fixing to go to bed. What is it? I can maybe do it tomorrow.
>>10982597It's a vicious cycle in the west nowEveryone that I speak to recognizes that the ps3 is a better platform now but most have an Xbox or both because of friends on the platform
IT'S FUCKING BACKI'VE EATEN LIKE 4 ALREADY, BUY THESE
>>10982625Too late for that.Just draw some pony making out with someone else's OC already.
>>10982597Also in the UK preorders for the Xbox One in the first day already surpassed preorders for the PS4 in total
>>10982632>Had my 1st 4loko a couple weeks before the ban
>>10982625I just decided not not try and make something with any depth but take one of my characteristics, make it larger than life, and derive a colour scheme and a cutie mark from that.
>>10982644it doesn't stop you from drawing marshmellow horses or top hats
>>10982526Woh man there's silly and then there's insane.
>you will feel the pleasure of jackhammering into a tight, soaked, winking, milking marecunt, her flanks jiggling with each lewd audible slap against them, those twin cheeks acting like fleshy cushions for your animalistic thrusts, while pone shudders, squirms, and makes barely coherent sentences as pleasure wracks her form
I think Tex is a good artist, but everything he draws is so stiff and robotic. The structure is there, but his art has no life or passion in them. His pony anatomy could use some work, though.But that's just my opinion.
>>10982645The ponies as PC components working happily together.Celestia - MotherboardTwilight - CPURarity - GPUPinkie - RAMFluttershy - HDDDash - SSDSpike - CPU themal pasteLuna - Motherboard Speaker Scootaloo - USB PortSweetie - HDMI portApplejack - PSU
PS* + PC + *DS* Master race
>>10982658Fucking chavs. That's what brits call douchebags right? Chavs?
>>10982693>you will never be part of the PS4/PC master race
>>10982691I agree that's mostly a result of taking things like proportion too seriously without taking into account the message you're trying to get across with the drawing. I-and this is a douchey thing I do-always try to write a word or put another picture next to my drawings that summarizes what the subject is supposed to convey. That's something like "regal" or "silly" but it helps give the drawing some life.
>>10982693I dream for the days of when I can be Wii U, PC, 3DS master race
>>10982652>eating fast food
It's "marshmallow" for gods sake..
>>10982710Like hell I aintI'm upgrading my PC for the new generation And the new Half Life
>>10982693PS3 didn't really have a whole lot of shoot'em ups.Had to get a 360 because of that.
>>10982692>filly portsI'd plug so many things in.What's Applebloom, the optical drive?Also, >no cooling system
>>10982692that is so complicated I can't even begin to think how that would work
>>10982690trying too hard anon
>>10982696Fack off, mate.
>>10982696chavs are douchebags but not all douchebags are chavs
>>10982720just bulking m8
>>10982690>forgot the neverAhahaha time for sleep.
>>10982691>>10982718Either way I hope he gets the stones to start working on the god damn pinup.
Let's say eight hours from now you decide to visit your local McDonald's, and while you're standing in line for the new McHeartAttack, you see LAUREN FUCKING FAUST in front of you.She orders a Diet Mr. Pibb (which you're pretty sure doesn't exist) and a quarter pounder with no onions and extra pickles, with a side of fries.What's the first thing you say to her?
>>10982667What if I don't want to install any freedom restricting software?
>>10982733Yes Pinkie, you will.As soon as you drink this hermafrication potion.
>>10982747>thinking the pinup project will ever get finishedha
>>10982737>Not making a pone diagram of how a register worksTHAT'D BE AWESOMEWE COULD TEACH LITTLE GIRLS ABOUT COMPUTER SCIENCE
>>10982735Cooling system is Trixie because she expels hot gas
/g/ pls go
>>10982749>"Hey, how are ya?"
>>10982745I can try but I just can't really fathom how it would work right now, but that's the exhaustion talking
>>10982735I had no idea what AB was. I mean Scoot works with Dash, Sweetie with Rarity but I had no idea what AB could do with AJ PSUDerpy is the water cooling system
>>10982749I FUCKING LOVE PPG AND FOSTERSYOU'RE AWESOME AND YOUR HUSBAND IS AWESOME TOO
>>10982749I don't say anything to her because if it were me I'd rather not be bothered. And the most that I could say that was socially acceptable would be that I was a fan, which wouldn't accomplish anything other than bother her with inane details noone would care about.
>>10982759>data structures: the stack>pushing/popping princess ponies
>>10982767"Can I have your pony toy? I'm collecting them."
>you will never teach fluttershy Cwhy do I even live on?
>>10982749"Will you marry me?"
>>10982696"Chavs" is what PS2G calls fighter pilotsand now it takes me a few moments to think of "chavs" as cockney assholes instead of people trying to shove rockets up my ass
>>10982750Then pick up an m14 and kill some muslims, then you can have your freedom.
>>10982784C is an academic curiosity at this point.
>>10982790Chavs aren't necessarily cockney.They're a bit like the UK equivalent of white trash.
>>10982749Oh wow, I adored your work for Cats Don't Dance, and the designs you made for galaxy girls. Big fan of you and your husband's work! Thank you for my entire childhood.
>>10982784>Not teaching her C++Unless we're still stuck with 8 and 16 bit processors
>>10982796I don't see how that could work at all.
>>10982749offer her a brohoof and then glomp herthen ask her to sign my pony toys
>>10982782McDonalds doesn't have pony toys at the moment silly
>>10982749That would be so bizarre I would probably just not react at all.I might wonder why I decided to go to McDonald's though.
>>10982771>Derpy>water cooling systemWHAT DID COMPUTERS EVER DO TO YOU
>>10982798It's good for fundamentals
Stallman should get a haircut.
>>10982803>not working for NASA to code the robots they send to mars
>>10982808>Not GNUscentFUCKING BEEFED IT
>>10982808It works because I say it does.
>>10982823Do people actually take him serious?
>>10982824How hard could coding mars robots be?If-on mars-then-roveSee? Easy.
>>10982798The world is still built on C. From CPython to Nginx to Linux to Windows NT. We'd be nowhere without C programmers.So why not teach Fluttershy to become one?>>10982803>starting with C++What an interesting way to make someone lose interest in programming forever.
>>10982850>anon, what's a pointer?
>>10982838He's pretty crazy but he's got the right idea
>>10982850I started with WC3 triggers
>>10982538>BlockbusterReally? Why won't it just fucking give up and die already.
>>10982850They used to teach Pascal at schools here.Than they just changed everything to C++
i want /g/ to leave
>The "Thank You Lauren" cardOne.Fucking.Job.
Its starting to piss me off how Karzahnii keeps pulling off a better series of comics than the official shit that artists and writers from the micro series are giving ushttp://karzahnii.deviantart.com/art/Tales-from-Ponyville-Chapter-3-Page-1-374505931
>>10982858>is it like the dog?
>>10982749>visit your local McDonald'simplying even theoretically
>>10982867I disagree with it.But the real reason it will never work is because he is the one preaching it.
>>10982880>expecting any different from /mlp/
>>10982871>started with actionscript 2>made a shitty flash platformer or two>never published them but got paid for coding shitty games on commission basis
>>10982874Isn't Texas supposed to be, like...hot?How and why is he wearing all that black?
>>10982883lack of time constraints
I wish I had a USB teleporter so I could buy hot BK from my chair without getting up.
>>10982891what do you live out with some bushman tribe in South Africa where there isn't one within two miles?How do you get internet access out there?What's a Khoisan keyboard look like?How do you say "Rarity" in clicks?
>>10982850>C syntax>Beginner friendlyC++ keeps the absolute beginner happyAnd it keeps the intermediate happy because it isn't a trainwreck to maintainFor home computing C has next to no advantages
>>10982912>BKBees Knees? Why would you want the knees of bees?
>>10982877I guess C++ is better than Pascal. My favourite programming assignment was a C++ one because the STL had all the algorithms we needed.
>>10982912>Not living in an area where Burger King delivershttp://bkdelivers.com/I guess I should order some whoppers now.
>>10982903They say if you wear thick clothing, you get to preserve more fluid in you, so you don't get thirsty as often.although it's only common in places like middle east though
>>10982907It was glorious, everything snowballed because /mlp/ had to include a picture of Dash covered in cum and a Mando pedo .Some people got mad over the Dash covered in cum and Mando's mom got upset with Lauren because she liked the card
>>10982874The greatest threat to Atheism is... Atheists.
>>10982943>Not being an anti-communistic FascistI guess I should save the world now.
>>10982943It really should be illegal for fast food places to deliverIt's just not a good idea to give chronically, morbidly obese people even less reason to leave their beds.
>>10982918I didn't draw back then well enough to make porn.The games I coded were far shittier, but it was like 200-300USD a pop.
>>10982913>this niggashut up and eat your processed hamburger faggot
>>10982956>What is sweatFull body garments are common in hot and deserty areas because they need sun protection, and white clothing can deflect heat.But these full body outfits are generally very light and well ventilated
>>10982977McDonalds has had delivery in South America for like, decades.
>>10982914>C++ syntax>Beginner friendlyBut that's just plain wrong. Look at template syntax. Did you know you can use boolean expressions as template arguments, and the semantics of that has recently changed in C++11?Since C is practically a subset of C++ (it isn't really, but it's close,) why would you teach someone C++ before C?
>>10982989Fair enoughBut in North America?
In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony Celestia's blessing. But because I am enlightened by my magic.
>>10982989Also in South Korea. Every fast food place delivers here.
>>10982989i heard in brazil, it's illegal for kids to have fast food or something
>>10983020>let's snuggle before bed, anon.pngNah, I'd rather have sex.
>>10983020It was a fjord horse and it was only that one time. I was lonely..
>>10982965I still maintain that some of us can be charming and funny and witty and have a sexy voice like Stephen Fry. I mean, I don't, but I try my best.
i wonder if Lauren has seen some of the horsefucking threads>>10982512
>>10983076Then again Stephen fry is 90% homosexual, it counter-balances his atheism.
>>10983065>Twily got the dirty fjord horse dickFOREVER TAINTED
>>10983095>fjord horse>dirtyAryan horses are dirty now?
>>10982692if Tan doesn't do this, someone else should
>>10983090More than likely.
>>10983094>he's a faggot, but he's a cool faggot like Freddy MercuryI am bi. Does that help?
>>10983122>vacuum pumped>swollen and winking>aching to be stretched wide
>>10983122>>10983141I SINCERELY HOPE YOU GUYS DONT APPROVE OF THOSE FUCKING THREADS
>>10983075I still like LyBon shipping
>>10983148I don't I just like saying the word puffy maregina, rolls off the tongue nicely.
>go to one of your pone folders>RANDOMLY PICK AN IMAGE.i bet it'll be something stupid
>>10983140That just makes you a slutMe too, wanna fuck?
>/mlp/ trying to rationalize that Lauren is ok with the Dash covered in cum and people still defending itIf not faiir, is just not fair that MLPG is trapped in this board with them
>>10983148>fucking an actual horseNo.>jerking it to discussions of cartoon pony vaginaEncouraged.
>>10983124Anything making her not pure and virginal is dirty.
>>10983158You would have my praise, that's for damn sure.
Does anyone have a tutorial for drawing arms in different positions and faces?
>>10983173We should make a "we're sorry on their behalf, Lauren" card.And then we could get like Ross to do the art.
>>10983194Is there more?
>>10983194Likely story, anon.
>>10983195>A "We're Sorry You Had To See Horse Vaginas" cardmy sides have sped past Saturn
>>10983173>yfw it was me who submitted the dash covered in cumHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>10983169I rolled a random number and it made me pick this image
>>10982943>BK does not deliver to my zip code stillGood.
>>10983210>you will never fuck Fluttershy's funny bunny cunny
>>10983169Randomly chosenI'm so sorry
>>10983195>MLPG making a "we're sorry for them" cardOh my fuck, the tears. The tears that would flow.
>>10983170unf anon unf. Like it would ever happen. Ha!
>>10983169>don't have a dedicated pony picture folder>aside from the 'complete explicit' folder from the torrent ponibooru offered before closing down
>>10983206Don't think so>>10983215honest
>>10983169Random twily image
>>10983219GOD DAMN IT HOT GLUE ANON
>>10983228You never know, AnonWe might be living in the same city
>>10983254This is fun.
>>10983195> impyling we don't have a ton of apologising to do as well.
>>10983277when we do it, it's art
>>10983169how do I picked random imageI am not good with computers
>>10983234Are there still seeds for that? I should download it at some point.
>>10983228>tfw you will never meet with an anon for some late night non-sexual cuddling
>>10983264It's more likely we're on a different continent.
>>10983169I almost wish I didn't bother to sort my pone pictures
>>10983288blindly scroll the folder and pick one?>>10983292No clue. I've deleted the torrent itself long ago.
>>10983297You might get lucky.Where are you from?
>>10983173>Lauren is okay with Dash covered in cumI......what?
>>10983209No I ment that seperateArmsand then faces aswellBecause I can draw neither pretty well
>>10983173I just got here, wat.
>>109832881. Open horse picture folder.2. Scroll to a random point.3. Click at a random point.Or, on a Unix-like system:ls | shuf | head -n1
>>10983303Are you in Australia or something?
>>10983173I don't know why the creators of the card were even retarded enough to include these to begin with
>>10983340It's 7:29 pmOf course he's in Australia.
>>10983338On a Windows with PowerShell installed:C:\> powershell "ls c:\path\to\ponoes | get-random"
>>10983297>>10983318There's a con orgy/hookup thread on /unf/. I'd say that's your best bet to arrange something.
>>10983169Aww, was one off a freaky pixel Pinkie.
>>10983344"because we're not ponychan"
>>10983374>object to anything>hurrr ponychanevery time
>>10983378DamnMaybe next year
>>10983346Well, shit.. I'm Norwegian.
>>10983374/mlp/ truly is a retarded, lagging behind version of MLPG.
>>10983386Why the fuck is that in my pony folderWell could have been porn, so thats better I think
>>10983169Ahahah I have no idea what this is I picked it with my eyes closed.
>>10983386Did he remove the cap by twisting against the threading?
>>10983387HOLY SHIT WHY HAVEN'T I SEEN THAT BEFORE?
>>10983396>[popular Internet meme website] truly is a retarded, lagging behind version of 4chan.
>>10983402what the hell is the original version of this pic anyway?
>>10983343For a second I thought we'd have another friend-off...;_;
>>10983411He's very strongJust ripped the thread right out
>>10983415because you're new
>>10983421the one from the comic
>>10983427I think there is an art.rar something with tonnes of references and tips somewhere.
>>10983449but what did the comic's one look like?
>>10983415>May 1, 2011
>>10983413Do your push-ups already
>>10983390What do you mean?
>>10983456I have that alreadyCan't find something about arms or faces though
We need human ponies starring in American Apparel advertisements.
>>10983471yeah but no one cares about adelaide and/or darwin and/or alice springs
>>10983466>push-ups>valuable on their ownwhere's the crunches, dips, pull-ups, and squats anonWHERE ARE THEY
/mlp/ is total shit, why do we have to share this place with them, they're total shit>they decide to make a card for LaurenTHIS IS BULLSHIT, WE DESERVE TO BE ON THIS CARD, THIS IS OUR PLACE TOO
>Rarity will never make you feel pretty
>>10983476there's some in the "drawing help" subfolder
>>10970533>people trying to justify why it was ok to send Lauren that Dash covered in cum>WE ARE LEEJUUN WE ARE 4CHANI think i'm going to have an aneurism.Is just really upsetting that she does something nice for people that don't deserve it and then they basically spit on her face thinking she liked it while being proud of it.Is /b/ really worse than this?
>>10983492>tfw no bar bell
>>10983495My headcanon is that Luna's ass gets bigger and smaller depending on what phase of the moon it is.Full Moon gives her a full-on ghetto booty.
>>10983466How about -- no?
>>10983492They are what comes next
>>10983459sidemouth-like in appearance
>>10983503but marker and mention of MLPG is right in the center of the card, larger than most other things?
>>10983511do non-weighted squats or even one-legged squats, faglordthey're still helpful
>>10983503Well that does make sense. We don't want to be here, but since we are here.That being said I personally really don't care about the card, with /mlp/ doing it it will be shit one way or another.
>>10983504>You'll never sit with her and fluttershy and talk about the cute stallions in the royal guardWhy do I want to do dumb girly stuff as a mare
>>10983512>ass getting bigger>not her gravid belly
>>10983508A-ha. I think this year's holiday will be all about job-hunting anyway.
>>10983486>That bottom right>Sweating man.png
>>10983539how else are you going to work out your abs without weights, homo? Sit-ups? don't make me laughleg raises are the only other acceptable alternative
>>10983507/mlp/ is very close to /b/, it's 4chan's new entry level, but for bronies.
>>10983528I didn't even think much about it when I first saw that.But damn is it off looking when you notice it.
>>10983505Can you tell me the picture names you mean?
random again cuz i haven't looked through this folder in years
>>10983541>Weekdays>IT'S A SERIESHOLD ME FELLOW AUSTRALIAN
>>10983507>wanting to thank Lauren Faust for her work>"Oh no, but it's actually about our ethos and principles, because 4chan is based on a specific code every user has to subscribe to. WE ARE ANORNYMOUSE WE ARE LEEJUN XD"why does this not surprise me
>>10983551>Sit-ups?Oh god mah back
What is each pony's favorite Quake weapon?
>>10983551>Needing isolation on the abdominals>Not getting sufficient core exercise from squats
>>10983569It's okay, mate.The spiders will come for us soon.We won't have to suffer much longer
>>10983606You don't work out your core with weightless squats, fool. The ab work comes from handling the weight on your shoulders.
Lauren really was too god for this place but not for the reason bronies say. It's becuase they can't handle it without sperging out
>>10983597How could a pony play Quake? They don't even have fingers.
>>10983606>squats>sufficient core exerciseYou don't even /fit/, do you?
/fit/ is making me uncomfortable.
>>10983571>>10983552>>10983571Can we just drop this shit, she liked it in the end does it matter if some people got offended.
>>10983624Weighted squats actually ARE a good core exercise, but we're talking about working out without equipment
>>10983626NO PAIN NO GAIN BRUHFEEL DE BURNa
WE ARE LEEEJUUUN>>10982930
>>10983615you should've seen the thread just after she tweeted proof, it was actually quite calm up until the flood of bronies came in from EQD and ponychan.
>>10983627it doesn't matter if people get offendedit does matter when she has to apologize for stating that she liked the card
>>10983612I thought Americans are rather prude when it comes to sex? Is this ad legit?
So.Something something Faust got a thank you "card" from /mlp/ for visiting here, and some people decided to shit in the cake batter by putting in a picture of a dash figuring being spooged on?And then the person behind the card said it was purposeful because 4chan is all about free speech and no censorship whatsoever?Ha.Ha ha.Oh wow.This place really isn't capable of being civilized for even a moment, is it?
>>10983638Please, just leave me be.
>>10983662We're getting better with it, actually. are Europeans still afraid of violence? real question
>>10983660It was more other peoples fault for not being grown up, mandomommy etc.
>>10983555Weren't as many as i thought, but there are some more over here http://mlpg.co/art/res/23.htmlThe main idea is to look at them bone structures and try to understand how they work, and then just draw the bones for the intended pose and then pone leg over it.
>>10983653/new/ plsDon't let the heebs know that you're onto them. They have ears everywhere.
>>10983619A pair hoof-friendly mice for look and move, footpedals for shoot, weapon switch and jump.
>>10983669not entirely anywayALSO SCHERZO DO A DRAW
>>10983597Why would pone play a game like that?Pone likes roguelikes,MMOs,RTS/4X/GS and space sims.FPS games are for meat heads who go outside and work out.
>>10983662Have you never seen American Apparel adds before?
>>10983679please go here to circlejerk about your leejun>>10970533
>>10983669the card was a "no quality control" project, which is good up to a pointthere's ton of typical 4chan content within the card, the hotglue is just the most "disgusting/offensive"
>>10983679I don't think we're afraid of it. We don't like it or glorify it, but that's about it.
>>10983653Good intentions, wrong target.
>>10983722Wait, was it actual bodily fluids or just glue from a hot glue gun?I'm horribly confused by all this. Though it doesn't help that it's almost 6AM and I have yet to go to bed.>>10983709See above. Maybe later. I need to redo a commission for someone and then open up more commissions because I'm broke as fuck at the moment.
>>10983715No, I did see Abercrombie and Fitch ads during my travels though.
Well guys. I think I'm done.I tried to rewatch season one, but I couldnt get through a single episode. It just seemed too childish and silly, but not in an entertaining way. I just cant do it anymore. The magic's lost. Somewhere along the line it changed from a childrens show that was fun to watch to kids show that I just found annoying. And now current me cant figure out why past me spent over two years here. I'm ponied out. Time to leave forever.
>>10983710I could see it working out if it were reskinned to something more adorable.Like all the players are pinata and the weapons make you explode into candy.Ponies aren't averse to competition, anon.
>>10983773Where will you go?
>>10983773see you tomorrow
>>10983773see you in 5 minutes.
>>10983746They're basically softcore pornography.
>>10983773>Time to leave forever.See you in 3 hours.