Spoon editionBestfilly edition: >>10948343
>>10951057just put that jaw a little higher.
STAY IN ONE THREAD HORSEFUCKERS
>>10951057use better reference. that one looks terrible
>>10950333The browser teams actually are friends. Internet Explorer's team had a habit of sending Firefox a cake every team they released a new version of their browser. But then Firefox lost their shit and released a new browser every other month, probably to get free cake, so IE sent them cupcakes instead.So when IE released 10, Firefox sent them a cake!The only rivalry between the browser teams was probably between netscape and explorer. They actually pranked each other!
>>10951068...ah, the memories.
*wwalks into thread*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aRMSqCxk6I
>>10951084Oh my god that cake looks delicious
>>10951092It'll probably give you memory problems, not to mention it's likely filled with bugs
>>10951084>The browser teams actually are friends.It's kinda funny, really.
>>10951041Hey FUCKERS! suprised to see me again?
>>10951101look at these nubs not using Maxthon. What is this, baby's first internet?
>>10951041Got online late tonight and only just saw that Faust was here. How'd that go down?
>>10951130Faust was herePeople posted in two threads with herThat's how stuff went down
>>10951130Calmly and in a dignified manner.
>>10951109>It's kinda funny, really.Brand loyalty, or brand specificity is something we def need to get over.
>>10951067hmm, a little more like this?
>>10951139Except AppleFuck that shit
>>10951143Yeah, that's already better.>>10951139Customers in masses are silly like that, sadly.
>>10951109If you look it from the POV of a programmer...today's competitor might be tomorrow's co-worker. Companies may compete but the people within them know it's smart to be friends with people in other companies because no job lasts forever.
A stram would be nice.
>>10951152>Except AppleFuck that shitLaying down some information on paying more for a worst product and a closed environment would be a bit better than fuck Apple, but Apple Apple Apples
>>10951172I mean the human corporation of evilNot nice apple pone family
>>10951172You better cry! You don't even taste like apples!
>>10951183I can't be bothered attaching a whole essay about why every time i want to throw a derogatory statement about apple!
>>10951154>Customers in masses are silly like that, sadly.It's only fucked in that it's working. Someone has tricked you into paying more money for a thing that's not very good and not only are you buying into that but you're trying to convert other people!Ugh, I sound like someone suggesting we fight the machine. Only please make informed decisions!
Why is it that the majority of big names in this fandom are such assholes?I mean there's the odd Euro, but so many of them are Mandos.
>>10951172>tfw xieril is ded>tfw the drawfag exodus has begun
>>10951139>Brand loyaltyFUCK YOU I'M GONNA USE FOSS SOFTWARE IF I HAVE THE CHOICE
>>10951187You didnt taste the right spotsugarcube
>>10951152While I agree that Apple's products are overpriced, and not on-par with the other options with the same price, but I enjoy the OS in itself. I wish I could build my own rig (without having to deal with even more overpriced Mac Pros), and install OSX without having to go hackintosh route.Though that's not pony related.
>>10951197>Why is it that the majority of big names in this fandom are such assholesLike how?
MLPG I'm sicknurse me back to health with pones.
>>10951204I tasted the right part! I know how to eat cereal! Do you think I'm stupid?!
>>10951212You can't spell "Apple" without it being pony related
>>10951219What kind of "sick"?
>>10951232>tfw you wanted to hug that insane pony when she first showed up
>>10951212>AppleCan we post sheeps?
>>10951245What stopped you?
>>10951154thanks!I'll try making a few more little changes later and then maybe try coloring and shading too, but for now I need to sleep, it's almost 6:30 am here, goodnight!
>>10951239Derpy, Muffins aren't a cure.
>>10951251The fact it will never happen
>>10951232>>10951251I wonder why she turned out that wayIt must be so sad
>>10951232Some kind of virusfever, sore throat, runny nose
>>10951271That's not true, anon
>>10951278What country do you live in?
>>10951212Install LinuxUbuntu is just as easy to use and almost POSIX compatible tooAnd it has enough rice to feed a south east asian country
>>10951219>You'll never take care of your qt sick boyfriend>You'll never watch episodes of pone together to make him feel better;_;
>>10951302There's a slight chance you've fallen victim to biochemical-warfare.
>>10951302>I'm >>10951307>I'm AustralianM-Melbourne?
What other generals do you browse?
>>10951294It's all preferences and what not, anon.I've a setups for Win7, OSX, Ubuntu and a Raspberry Pi as a mediacenter. I just like to use OSX the most when arting, the others for other purposes.
>>10951330NoneI used to browse the PS2G but now I just skim the subreddit for news
>>10951309awI don't want to be a victim of biochemical warfare.Should I just bleach my way to Equestria?>>10951329I refuse to volunteer any more information to scary strangers on the internet.
>>10951342>Should I just bleach my way to Equestria?ADVISABLE
>>10951342I'm serious -- That new mysterious virus, it's bio-warfare.
>>10951342I'm going to find you, Anon.And I'm going to make you feel better~
>>10951353I am also serious.Should I into bleach or will I live to pone another day?
>>10951361Depends on which one you caught, one is made to cripple a populous, the other one straight out ruins your body rendering you pretty dead.
WHIMMY WHAM WHAM WOZZLE!
>>10951330I used to keep track of PiE, but now apart from this I only follow the cup threads on /vg/.
>>10951333>I just like to use OSX the most when artingPhotoshop is weirdly better in OSX and not even in a way that really makes sense. I like that the program's background is transparent, but why the hell do I need to see my desktop while I work in photoshop
>>10951418HALLELUJAH BASED FAUST
So.. Where in helheim is everyone?
>>10951278>fever, sore throat, runny noseThe most common symptoms in the universe for anything.Lie down, drink some Gatorade, and watch TV.
>>10951418So...How does one succeed an alicorn princess without becoming an alicorn or a princess?
Should I buy the X-Com complete pack for $3.74?
>>10951438>gatoradefuck you I'm not made of moneyI'm going to drink a whole litre of regular water just to spite you
>>10951443CONSTITUIONAL DEMOCRACYOR AUTOCRATIC DICTATORSHIP
>>10951443My question as well.Sorry Faust but if you create two alicorn sisters and your own OC is an alicorn you can't really complain about them.I mean in fairness to the people who took over the only alicorn characters are all princesses.
>>10951448No, buy "Crusader Kings II" for 9.99€.
>>10951423It also supports tablets better than Windows for a reason or another.Funnily though I hardly use Photoshop.
>>10951443>>10951459Well, the elements of harmony have been shown to defeat villains and solve problems far more easily with much more efficiency than Celestia, and Twilight is the one with the big crown thingy in the mane 6, sooooo....
>>10951454Gatorade is just fancy salt water with flavoring. You need salts (electrolytes) to stay hydrated when you're sick. Distilled water isn't enough.
>>10951459>and your own OC is an alicorn you can't really complain about them.OC is OC. Shit ain't no show canon or even show character.
>>10951486Good thing I don't distill my water then
>>10951459Did she even make that oc?
>>10951522Do I dare eat it?
Be on your best behavior.Lauren might be reading.
>>10951443>>10951459Is it just me or this thread is particularly retarded today?
>>10951526Well you should certainly put it in your mouth.
>>10951526hmm, better not
>>10951535Why would I put it in my mouth if I'm not going eat it?>>10951536I think I'll listen to this Anon. Pears aren't normally blue.
>>10951533>Is it just me or this thread is particularly retarded today?Shh, we chill now, anon. It is night
>>10951507Spring and tap water only have trace mineral content. Still not really good enough.If you're a serious poorfag just mix 2 TBSP sugar and 1/2 TSP of salt into a quart of water and chug that shit.
>>10951448 Buy GTA IV. I don't care if you already have it. Gib rockstar more munnies
>>10951502inb4 Hasbro "tribute" Lauren with her OC making an appearance in the show
>>10951531I'm always on my best behaviour, Anon.. No worries.
>>10951539>did someone say mandomando thread?
Which pone is snuggliest to sleep with?
Why aren't you streaming art?
>>10951561sweetie sweetie. particularly the human version if you know what i mean.
>>10951550>Buying a PC copy of a Rockstar gameMAYBE WHEN THEY MAKE A GOOD ONE
>>10951574how could you resist ???
>>10951577>What is red dead redemption
>>10951589It's overrated, that's what it is.
>>10951557I saw someone saying Mando had "won" in the last thread, but I couldn't figure out what was going on in the picture.Did he win by doing a thing he wanted to do?
>>10951589That is some terrible reading comprehension
>>10951589appleblum will never kiss your cheek after a hard day of work
>>10951577>MAYBE WHEN THEY MAKE A GOOD ONEboop
>>10951599Perhaps they meant Mando had 'won' in the sense that spazzing out over him gives him attention, which is all he craves.
>>10951574>>10951571>holding her close>feeling her breathing slow as she drifts off>hearing her mumble your name as she hugs you tighter
>>10951599he accomplished his 'dream' i guess. out of a sheer twist of fate. imagine if final draft never picked his song out?notice the foreveralone in the backround. he's really a hologram of the /mlp/ mando-haters and thier desire to touch michelle
>>10951616WELL I'VE ALREADY GOT ABOUT 6 COPIES OF THATAnd Max PayneBUT THEY NEED TO START MAKING GOOD PC PORTS
>implying everything that Rockstar shits on doesn't turn to gold/v/ pls go
>>10951625I would brother that filly.
>>10951647I don't go to /v/. It's not bad, quite the contrary actually, but it's overrated.
>>10951625i didnt want to feel today, man.thanks for killing me a little inside.
>>10951621>>10951631doesn't he work for the show now, or did a song with Daniel or something? I really don't pay as much attention to this as I used to. I know he's dating Sibsy who was fired, probably?
>>10951656In what sense?
>>10951656It always bugs me when people call things 'overrated'By whom? Who is the motherfucker going round calling everything better than it is?
>you will never be Princess Audio's faithful student
>>10951675The people praising average games as if they're the second coming.Like Bioschok Infinite. And ok game, but not at all deserving of half the praise it gets.
>>10951670no. the story is far to long and tenuous for me to expain. maybe another day anon... but not today... no more self pity feels.. only dreams..
>>10951672I found it rather repetitive, I can't go in to much detail to be honest, it's just how I feel about the game and it's weird trying to describe it to people.
>>10951198miLes came back for a bit. Maybe the tides will turn
>>10951683>Like Bioschok Infinite. And ok game, but not at all deserving of half the praise it gets.This is lacking context though. If there were other better things being released alongside it, then maybe, but compared to Call of Brown War Two: The No Story then, yeah, ok, it could have had better combat, I guess.
>>10951696>If there were other better things being released alongside itWhy does it matter in a temporal context if someone says its a 'great game'? Good games don't really decay over time.BS:I is going to be just as average today as it will be in a year's time.
>Turned the thread into /v/>Still don't know if I should buy X-COMFuck.
>>10951694yeah the missions WERE kinda lame. but those cutscenes made it worth it
>>10951715>Why does it matter in a temporal context if someone says its a 'great game'?You said it wasn't deserving of the praise it gets, but it is because the landscape is fucked, and shiny things are few and far between.And really you need to and should praise things that do things well, or, if you wont give it that, that are at least interesting.
>>10951683>Red Dead Redemption>average game/v/ PLSPLS /v/
>>10951716I wish there's more RPGs akin to Star Wars: Knights of the old republic or Neverwinter Nights that I could try.I wonder if Dragon Age is worth the shot though?
>>10951716The tactical shooter thing? Yes, the game is excellent. There's supposed to be a first person version that is going to suck but the squad based combat thing is absolutely worth your money and time.
>>10951748>I wonder if Dragon Age is worth the shot though?Dragon Age 1 is a yes, everything else is a no. Maybe the expansion pack for 1 was good?
i like tf2
>>10951749>Oh hey guys, there's a game we made that's actually pretty popular!>time to make an FPS versionEvery time.
>>10951767Me tooWanna fuck?
>>10951778Not him but I'd like to
>>10951778Yes I do want to fuck.Not you though.
>>10951748Dragon Age one is... ok.It gets kind of boring, fast, and the characters are mostly more annoying than endearing.
>>10951769I hate new Ubisoft
>>10951766this is definitely a thing that someone made
>>10951789I hate your face
>>10951789>Ubisoft's Tom Clancy games before 2008
>>10951748If you liked NWN try the Baldur's Gate series. That and IWD
>>10951799Is there anyone from mlpg that hasn't played Baldur's Gate 2?
>>10951809Get the fug on dat shit.What the hell is wrong with you?
>>10951805Is it fun? Also what's IWD
G'night MLPG.Remember, a boop a day keeps Lauren away.
>>10951786You sure?I'm pretty attractive and I've got a really nice cock>>10951785Lets make it happen
>>10951817Icewind Dale.Baldur's Gate 2 is one of the games everyone needs to play. It's the title that cemented Bioware's brand loyalty for so many goddamn years.
>>10951817The first BG is okay. the second one and it's expansion is god tier.And the companions and the barter between the companions in the second is just fucking amazing especially with the right companionsBut if you play it you'll have to download some mods. I'll give you some links to them and how to install if you want. IWD is the Icewind Dale seriesIt's basically Baldur's Gate with almost no story but the entire focus on combat. You make your entire party and go on a huge adventure.
>>10951831Not either of those guys, but are you a good coock as well?
>>10951831Oh wait, you're a dude?Get the condoms ready, I'm sprinting to your house right now.
Which pone do I pretend to snuggle tonight?
>>10951833And then they spent the next 15 years destroying all that.
>>10951819What a perfectly beautiful pony
>>10951805I haven't played computer games since around 2008.
For anyone wondering about whether they should play Baldur's Gate 2, let me clear something up for you.It's a party based crpg with lots of questing, but it has NO fetch quests.No fucking fetch quests.Just let that sink in for a moment.
Your second favorite
>>10951847>>10951843Hands off boys, he's mine>>10951831Tell me where and what fursuit to bring stud
>>10951857>no fetch questsI think it had some fetch quests.But they just fuck with you ending in some convoluted shit which is fucking glorious.
>>10951848your favourite pony but a rule 63 version
>>10951843I make lovely cakes and biscuitsI'm not that good with mains though
>>10951857>No fucking fetch quests.It's a sad day when that has to be noted as a good point for an RPG and not something expected.
>>10951865By favorite pony do you mean 'sexually favorite' or just plain 'favorite'.
>>10951863Because Baldur's Gate 1 was absolutely rife with shitty 'walk halfway across the map and get me X' quests and it was complained about by critics, so the team pulled their fingers out and completely avoided it in the sequel.>>10951864Ok I lie There is ONE fetch quest but it's an easter egg that requires you to cast limited wish to summon a genie and literally wish for 'an adventure like none I've ever experienced before'
>>10951865Does futa count?
>>10951857Okay, sold. I'll go get it on GoG or something. Currently trying to finish Neverwinter Nights 2 and its expansions first though.BG2Dragon Age 1Anything else?
>>10951866Oh well. You do the deserts, I can take care of the mains. Even though I love both
>>10951848humanized sweetie belle. everyday
What...what are you guys doing?
>>10951883Quest for Glory 4: Shadows of Darkness.
>>10951882Nope. rule 63 or bust
>>10951882No offense, dude, but futa is just as gay as regular gay.
Why haven't you posted more ponies, anon?Do you hate ponies or something?
>>10951848oh i thought u ment me. i realy dont care m8.
I had a dream where I was in a non-sexual, qt relationship with Ponk.Today is a good day.
>>10951883If you're going to play BG2 I strongly recommend getting the first one too and installing the Balgur's Gate Trilogy mod. You don't need to play it but there will be lots of parts in the second game which will be more more enjoyable and interesting if you played the first one.
>>10951883PlanescapeFallout 1-2Temple of Elemental Evilhmm... do we count consoles/emulators?
You will never again play your favorite for the first time in your life;_;
>>10951911>PlanescapeJust a quick warning. Planescape is all about the story. Combat is kinda crap but if you play your cards right you'll have to fight only 3 times in the entire game.
>>10951919In Planescape you literally get most of your experience by having conversations with people.
>BG2Who would his favourite pony be mlpg?
>>10951915let's hear it for Alzheimer's
>>10951937AJReally there's no other choice. I played the entire game as Rarity. It was fun as fuck.Jan is best companion
>>10951899i was going to bed anyways faggot>tfw no sweetie belle to cwuddle w/ at night.
>>10951915>tfw managed to avoid the hype and previews for Portal even though I love HLGod damn that was a magical evening
>>10951942>that gifwhatthe fuck
>>10951942That's pretty gay, dude
>>10951926Yes and you literally talk the final boss to death. It makes sens when you learn more and really it's goddamn complicated.Prepare to read a lot tough. A fucking lot. I'm talking about novel tier amount of word. Actually no more than that.Also you will loath the word Journal.
>>10951942I kind of shitpost half the time when I'm anon. Sorry.
>>10951942this would be okay w/ me if you were a girl and not such a raging homosexual
>>10951963I've been posting with you for more than a year and I still don't know how to interpret these pictures. Uh, how do you do?
>>10951974These are goodnight wishes, silly.
>>10951955Twilight has some awful tan lines. She needs to stop wearing strangely-shaped clothing.
>>10951974Means I'm getting ready to sleep, man.Good night
>>10951988you say goodbye, I say hello
>>10951969>updated my Journal only 5 times.Oh please you update your journal more than 5 times just in the first conversationThe first thing you do in the game is have said conversation
>>10951915>Playing Mother 3 for the first time
>>10952011WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DS AND 3DS PORT?
>>10952013THAT BOY NEEDS THERAPY
>>10952037SMILE SMILE SMILE
>>10951915COD 4 grahfix n smoke effects >200? blaze it fagot
I'm a little out of the loop with the comics, in fact I haven't been here in a while. Last number I read was when they defeated Chrysalis, they are doing the Nightmare Rarity now, right? How many micros they released?
>>10952054Why don't you just die?
>>10952054I would definitely do a trapThey would definitely not do me though so it's a moot point.
>>109520503 main comic issues were released since Chrysalis was defeated4 MicroseriesTwilight's okay, Dash is either complte shit or so bad it's good tier, Rarity is GOAT.Today Fluttershy's micro is supposed to be released. It was probably already storytimed here.
>>10952054I dunno, I'm pretty desperate
>>10951232>allowing a patient held against their will to potentially get ahold of metal utensilswhat a terrible doctor
>>10952075bonbon come back to bed
>>10952068Oh neat! Thanks a lot.
>>10952087Fine but I get to use the dildo this time
>>10951883Where are you in NWN2? Also did you play the first one?
>>10952054I'm on the fence considering real horses, but I wouldn't have sex with another man, I'm not sick
>>10952104I laughed at this more than I should have
>>10952054I'm gayso yes
Any scans of the new Fluttershy comic yet?
>>10952104>you will be able to marry a horse before you'll be able to marry another guy
>>10952154unf unf horse pussy unf im suck a horsefucker
>>10952147Nei, er du det?
>>10952187>suck a horse fuckerUNF
>>10952197Redd for det
>>10952220Er mer bi selv, er mer tiltrukket det andre kjonn, men noen menn er greie.
Earth ponies are the best for horsefucking
>>10952234Vel, teknisk bi. Men kinsey sånn sirkus 4-5.
>>10952253Er skumle greier dette her..
>>10952254RARITY>>10952267I love that song so much
>>10952254why is that little pony so happy?
>>10952280Trenger jeg anskaffe en voldtektsalarm?
>>10952281The song loves you too
>>10952309Njom.. Mener bare at det er skummelt hvor mye vi har til felles så langt.Om du er han jeg tror du er, da.
>>10952287I can't stop laughing
>>10952328Señor Trondheim?Stygt redd for dét.
JUST FUCK ALREADY
>>10952340Tenkte meg det, hvordan går det med deg for tiden da?
>>10952360Whom? The Swedes or the RD/R fellows?
>>10952364Det vanlige.Eksemensstress, udugelige naboer, drite blod hver dag.Mao, greit nokk.Du?
>>10952375Would I tell her to eat and keep down a couple decent meals? Yes.
>>10952385>>10952365RAINBOW DASH AND RARITY
>>10952399THAT'S NOT HOW YOU USE A PHONE YOU DUMB HORSE!
>>10952375Would I have her turn me into a pony and own me as a pet and every night she'd let me fuck her?Yes.
>>10952414You broke it
>>10952375What part of the Universe is this being from?
>>10952375I'd assign a regimen of squats, whole milk, and oats
>>10952415Isn't that brone/furry artist Cobalt Snow Norwegian and gay/bi?
>>10952391Njæsj, ikke mye egentlig. Sett borti fra gæming og andre A-sosiale aktiviteter jeg foretar meg dagligdags.
>>10952450VelJeg er utsultet.Middagstid.Prekast sikkert en gang.>A-sosiale aktiviteter+1 til fellesn.
>>10952485>>10952471>>10952450I liked the RD/R argument more
>>10952494Welcome to dedhorse
>>10952490They look cozy
>>10952490Wait, where can you buy adult sized pony socks? Or do you just have babby feets?
>>10952375Well, why the fuck not?
>You'll never find someone that lives near you from the generalHurts that I know there's some guy only a few kilometres from me
>>10952521Why do I have the feeling that there's a pair of tits just out of sight
>>10952502americlap here, size 11 feet
>>10952521/r/ing full pic
>>10952522You can go to /soc/ and find the same kind of gay retarded people.
>>10952490I knew that ship stunk but this is ridiculous!
>>10952544>takes a minute to grab a conversion chartOh okay. 10.5 barleycorns over on this side of the pond.Surprised you can get them for those feet sizes then. Dat TWILY sock
>>10952100I'm still in the first act. Just got into Neverwinter City and doing stuff. Also yeah, I played the first one and I preferred that one very much so than the sequel.
So out of sheer curiosity, I went on ponychan and while they are slow, the couple of threads on their discussion board seem to be about discussion. They're full of namefags and tripfags but they don't seem to circlejerk or create drama. Granted, the threads are slow as fuck. And this is just a few of their discussion board threads.
>>10952598>only got to the cityWell you still have a lot to go. Good luck. Also you'll probably like Sand.Just a tip, keep Neshka, Khelgar and Sand the closest to you. Also avoid having Sand and Qara togheter
DO 20 PUSHUPS RIGHT NOWMAYBE IF YOU LOSE SOME WEIGHT YOU COULD GET A GIRLFRIEND OR BOYFRIEND
>>10952654>rolled a Monk character>punch people and deflect arrows with fistsIt's like I'm Neo, goddamn
>>10952629All the shitheads seem to have moved to other places.
>>10952662B-but I'm not fat.
>>10952682WELL MAYBE IF YOU GAINED SOME LEAN MUSCLE YOU'D FIND SOMEONE TO STICK YOUR DICK IN
>>10952682I want to fuck EqG Fluttershy.
>>10952662I did just that. Thanks Thundercunt. How many Situps?
>>10952682>Stems and seeds in a fruit saladWhat a fucked up dimension
>>1095273250AND 60 SQUATS TOO
>>10952696B-but I'm not a wimpy fag and I don't want to look like a tool.
>>10952682>>10952725she looks like that poison girl from witch academmy
>>10952749Well it was confirmed that Susy's design was based on Fluttershy
>>10952748WELL YOU BETTER DO SOMETHING TO BETTER YOUR SELFA WARM HOLE ISN'T JUST GOING TO FALL ONTO YOUR DICK WITHOUT ANY EFFORT
>>10951820is booping painful
>>10952725Stop making me like an EqG design, you fucking faggotsPlease...
>>10952749I want to do her too
>>10952662I need to gain weight, i'm a frail underweight fuck
>>10952764Only if you go into overboop mode.
>>10951820It looks more like she's punching her
>>10952765I'll never like those design. But I don't dislike them either
>>10952765Can't stop usNot everyone is so biased they can't enjoy it at all
>>10952772>frailYOU WANNA KNOW HOW TO FIX THAT?PUSHUPS
>>10952763B-but people say that I'm funny and likable, I even talked to someone earlier that lives not too far away from me..
>>10952781>>10952782But, Anon, this works like fat porn. Once you start, there is no turning back.What if I turn into a brony?
>>10952786>Marker pony follows you throughout the day, booping you>By the end of the day she's worn herself out, and collapses
>>10952791OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD10 PUSHUPS NOW JUST BECAUSE
>>10952791DO YOU WANT TO REMAIN THE ''FUNNY AND NICE GUY'', OR DO YOU WANT SOME ACTON?
>>10952764only your first time
>>10952803>you kneel over her and look her in the eyes>you boop her on the nose once and run away
>>10952791>funny and likableWELL SHITIF THEY WERE ANY PLAINER THEY WOULD HAVE JUST TOLD YOU THEY WEREN'T GOING TO FUCK YOU STRAIGHT UP
>>10952804>>10952807>>10952818>>10952823ᴵ ᶠᵉᵉᶫ ᶫᶦᵏᵉ ᴵ'ᵐ ᵇᵉᶦᶰᵍ ᵖᵘˢʰᵉᵈ ᶦᶰᵗᵒ ᵃ ᵈᵉᶜᶦˢᶦᵒᶰ ʰᵉʳᵉ⋅⋅
>>10952823>tfw plain pony will never fuck you
>>10952828THERE BETTER BE SOME OATS WITH THAT FRUIT
>>10952828Russia plsDo push ups
>>10952828JUST DO IT, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>>10952828I CANT FUCKING HEAR YOU YELLOWBELLY
>>10952843Why isn't EA holding a donut?
>>10952834OAT IS BEST AT
>>10952843Whenever I see EA, I can't help but think of ''EA~'' EA.
>>10952851Why are you, you fat fuck?
>>10952861I want a donut~
>>10952834>>10952835>>10952838>>10952843>>10952865ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗᶦᶰᵍ ᵗᵒ ˢᶜᵃʳᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵃ ᶫᶦᵗᵗᶫᵉ⋅ᴵ'ᶫᶫ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᶫᵉᵃᵛᵉ⋅⋅
is it even hard for a pony to do a pushup?
>>10952869Apparently I'm scared of people wanting donuts now.
>>10952879It'd be like a squat
>>10952869GODDAMMIT YOU FUCKER IF YOU DARE TO SHOW YOUR FACE HERE AGAIN BEFORE DOING THOSE PUSHUPS I'LL GODDAMN PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE
>>10952869GOD DAMN IT FLUTTERSHYYOU'RE NEVER GOING TO GET YOUR FUTA DICK WET LIKE THAT
>>10952869>not 3mb file size#BEEFED
>>10952869I want your little wimpy body sexually
>>10952889Oh man I miss TF2 update days on /v/
working out is for meat heads
>>10952915you're for meat heads
>>10952908would you sexually Fluttershy's wimpy little body or would you help her with her gains?
>>10952908I'm a 6'4 Norwegian, who're you calling "little" and "wimpy"?
I love all you fagets
>>10952935I think we both know the answer to that
>you will never hug a chubby pone
>>10952938The one thing I'm looking forward to about EQD is a greater abundance of foot art
>>10952935I'd do bothI like muscular and thin girls
>>10952946How would you her sexually?Would you do it lovingly?Would you dominate her entirely?
>>10952976You can't say Viking without saying King.
>>10952962I'd dominate her lovinglyIf you dont know what that means by golly ask you curious bastard
>>10952962I don't think it's possible to not dominate her entirely.
>>10952976What 'bout it?
>>10952992it means you would tell her everything is going to be okay as you slide it inside her quivering pony anus
>>10952992I know what it means, but go on~
>>10952942ily toowanna fuck?
>>10952992I know what it means but I think you should explain for the less informed anons in this thread
>>10952999You need some muscle to go with that height, you viking.
your favorite pony has just received a document recording everything sexual you've ever written about her
>>10953006>pony anusThis is Yeller belly from EqG we're talking about>>10953014>>10953022Chill you horny little bitches
10/10Would chicken dance with non-sexually.
>>10953025She'd be horrifiedI think I'm probably the 5th most prolific greentexter in the general
>>10953031ohwell maybe she still has a pony genitalia and that's why she's extra shy
>>10952950what if pone was not for chubby
>>10953058SAGERU ALL YOU WANT BUT YOU'LL NEVER CRUSH MY FAT SPIRIT
what are the horsefucking levels this morning?
>>10953024>implying I don't have muscles>implying I don't have the technique of a ballerina
>>10953020Sure where yo at?
What's with all the scandinavian shitposting?
How does it feel to be worse than the Katawa Shoujo General?
>>10953076Ballerina muscles? How does that work?
>>10953102Super ded horse
>>10953109When did I say that? You need to work on your reading-comprehension.
>>10953109Why is Dash such a cutie
>>10953112At least I tried to at least get some action going by forcing that guy to start a Humanbutter ERP session with me
>>109531222far4me>>10953123Then what was with the ballerina?
>>10953128that isn't really a good thing
>>10953131>Technique of a ballerina
>>10953131Rainbow Dash would make a good ballerina.
>>10953128Oh yeah Im still here budIm just not that exciting/shit at doing that
Would you sensually hug and cuddle your favorite pony if they were still a filly? Or would you rather tuck them into bed and read them a story?
>>10953134That's all I'm really capable of doing when I'm not replying to existing discussion
>>10953152>implying you discuss the show>implying you are not only here to masturbate to horses and roleplay like 90% of the people
>>10953141>Viking dancingThis i gotta see
>>10953163It's not that great, really.
>>10953025If this happens I'm going to be put on the Equestrian watchlist and detained as a person of interest
>>10953199Sombra played the game of pones and died.
>>10953177Looks like a faget dance
http://www.pixiv.net/stacc/now that's what I call 404 screen
>>10953161This doesn't even make sense without wings
hey you guys think mlp will ever be as good as lps?
>>10953160>90% of the peopleSome of the erotic discussion really makes me laugh out loud but man I hope it's not that high
>>10953213The male is trying to kick the hat off the pole.It's pretty much a faget dance, yes.
>>10953223Pinkie doesn't need wings, she's got cartoon physics.
>tfw chubby pone thread for the first time in a month>tfw this guy shows up againhttp://derpiboo.ru/91086
>>10953025>she's disappointed there's so little of it
>>10953223>pinkie>making sensesee herehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXxtCjKtpEg
>>10953223Pinkie Pie will have wings later.
>>10953025At first she's upset that I call her a slut all the time but then she evaluates her behaviour and realises she absolutely is a giant slut.Den we fug.
>>10953234>>10953177Har aldri sett den dansen for
>>10953236Link that shit, you ninny.I had to go out there ALL by myself.>>10946798
>>10953025I'd get arrested and sentenced to a royal dicking
FLUTTERSHY MICRO IS OUT
>>10953274Did she miss the bus?
>>10953274YOUR DICK IS OUT
>>10953260Har ikke sett det personlig, has visst om den da..
>>10953025>about heroh, good.
>>10953282unf yeah unf you wanna suck it unf unf let's talk in spoilers unf
>>10953025>just receivedBut I read it to her every night.
I just can't, I just can't, I just can't seem to get started.
how are the unf levels today
>>10952772and get a haircut too
>>10953269But, I want a royal dicking.
>>10953328look at fluttershy's big fat butt
>>10953361Whenever Storytime Anon gets it.
>>10953360Tara's toes are ugly, Andrea has much nicer feet
can you get a cutie mark for surfing the web
>>10953360>anything tara-related>unflyl no
>>10953412Marker, pls. Go back to bed.
>>10953393Please, Anon, Andrea is not for sexual.
I've never actually been in MLP general, what do you guys do in here
I'm going to go have a shower, hop into bed and watch the second half of The Princess and the FrogNighty night
>>10953433we talk about horse cartoons...nah just kidding, we talk about fetishes and bronies
>>10953433This is a thread for people who like MLP and don't like shitty postingThat doesn't mean you have to be strictly MLP relatedBut at least try and keep it /co/ related
What if pony wanted to cuddle with you on your deathbed?
>>10953433Wait for hiatus to be over.
>>10953433Pony! What would you consider the best pony?
>>10953462It's a good death.
>>10953473>What would you consider the best pony?THIS ONE
>>10953438Jah.. Typisk harry-norsk kultur.
>>10953475But what if pony didn't want to let go even after you give your last breath?
>>10953473Favorite of the mane six - TwilightFavorite background pony - Lyra
>>10953509>Favorite of the mane six - Twilightyou should watch season 3 sometime and the majority of season 2
>Panka will never teach Ponyville how to twerk
>>10953498Knock her out with sleep pills into her sugar cubes.Remove body, bury it.Never tell her where the grave is, she has to live her own life from now on.
>>10953509As much as I hate all the fandom shit with background ponies, I can't help but like Lyra's fan personality.Please, send help.
>>10953520But anon I've seen every episode
>>10953532>fan personalitywhich one?
Pone needs more lamb.
>>10953552Probably every one that isn't related to a 'human obsession'. There is probably one that does fall in that category and I still won't like, but I can't take every one into account.
>>10953566I would bro hug bump Pinkie
>>10953555Flavour of the week pls
>>10953586 I'm sort of obsessed with AnonxLyra
>>10953600Mewball pls go
>>10953532I have called the police.
>>10953600I think that's fucking ___okay__
>>10953611I ALSO like Mewball's art
>>10953609But where the book pony?
>>10953620That was your good deed for the day.
Has LK visited the thread lately?
>>10953328>>10953274Hrm, not out on itunes yet. I could dl the comic off comixology and rip it from there, but I'm not sure if someone is already doing that
Say pal, you don't look so good.You better find something to eat before night comes.
>>10953636off screen where she belongs
>>10953642No one has said anything yet, so I say go for it.
>>10953640LK is always around, but he never uses his name unless he's contributingAs it should be
>>10953683what are you reminding us of
>>10953673I wonder. Many contributors just post with their name/trip, even if they're not dropping off a drawing. Maye they draw one thig and just hang out. Is that acceptable?
>>10953701THE ALAMO DO YOU REMEMBERTHE ALAMO??
>>10953668Alright give me a bit then
>>10953720pee wee herman pls
>>10953712I guessThe ideal thing, in my opinion (This last part is important), is to only namefag when you're contributing
>>10953640I saw him around as Anon about 17 hours ago, if that counts.
>the piss is making their own religionwhat the fuck mlpgjustwhat the fuck
>>10953756don't look man, they're dirty
>>10953756Celestia one? We knew that long ago.
>>10953763I'd would worship Celestia in a 'tilde' way
>>10953756If you're gonna worship some fake entity might as well be one with a nice ass.
>>10953756>mlp>religionWhere do you think we are?
>You'll never be hopelessly dragged against your will by futa-rarity and transformed into a slutty mare where you serve her and Chrysalis.
>>10953780Spaerk plsI'm so gonna draw Celestia porn for your birthday
>>10953756>the pissI know there's some really awful stuff in there sometimes, but is it really necessary to put them that far below us? We can get just as bad as them if not worse at times with our own drama.
>>10953813I'm not the drawfag you're looking for, Anon.That doesn't mean you can't draw it for me either.
>>10953812>Spoiler>Not Twilight or Sunset Shimmer
>>10953825I'm sorry but you're just a nobody.
>>10953825Well, I'll draw it for him, but that doesn't mean you won't be able to enjoy it too.
>>10953756>the general worships a futa alicorn princess nowno, anon.you ARE the piss.
>>10953720I tell you what. Yup
>>10953848>hating on princess EA>>>/mlp/>>>/b/>>>/v/
>>10953812fucking subfags.try coming up with a fantasy that doesn't involve being a little pussy bitch for once.
>>10953859>actually liking that abomination>>>/unf/And don't fucking come back.
>>10953879How about you fuck off
>>10953904How about you take your fetish bullshit to your EA circlejerk where it belongs?That asshole is a blight on the general and so are you and every other fetishfag who sucks his cock every fucking day.Go fuck yourself.
>>10953791be more new, newfag
>>10953958be less of a cockmunching faggot, idiot
>>10953859>>10953879>>10953904>>10953944>>10953848what the hell is princess EA
>Ornstein and Smough
>>10953944Hm, no, sorry to dissapoint you and your petty behavior.I'm sure you would love if there wasn't fetish discussion in here from time to time, alas such a thing will never be eradicated no matter how often you link that dead board. Getting upset and whining about it like this is nothing short of acting like an immature faggot, in all honesty, get fucking over it.
Alright, time for Fluttershy micro.Please enjoy... and please don't suck
>>10953865I just want to be turned into a mare ;_;
>>10953974http://mlpg.co/unf/res/92.htmlSB drew EA's fetsih OC. Find it in the thread.
>>10954012Thank you anon! I really appreciate it.
>>10953993Something gives me the odd feeling that this is the same guy that was stirring up drama in the card thread. It only got bad after I linked it here last night anyway.>>10954012Awesome! Thanks for doing this!
>>10953993Passive-aggressive little shit.You and your worship of that fucking mimiserable excuse for a human being aren't welcome here.Get the fuck back to your cesspit of depravity.
>>10954028Trying to save face by avoiding the subject and trying to shame me as someone else is just immature sophistry.
>>10954012>>10954018>>10954030BEST HORSE TIMEFUCK YEAH
>>10954028he's not wrong, he's just an asshole
>>10954045>>10954038>>10954035>>10954028>>10953993shut up pls
>>10954035Shhhhhhhhh! It's storytime.
>>10953983Summon a pony to help you defeat them
>>10954035Look in the mirror, imbecile.>aren't welcome hereHa, you remind me of that one spammer who always goes on and on about popularfags, I wouldn't be surprised if you adored them either.Instead of bitching like a /v/irgin, go cool yourself off, you're only digging a deeper hole for yourself.
>>10954048oh god she's so happyknitting fits her so well
>>10954060Fuck you EA.
>>10953993Worshiping an OC alicorn is piss behavior.I suggest you go make a general for her or something, like they did for that crotchtit beast.What reason could you have to keep it in here, if not to piss off everybody else?
>>10954083Stop whining you godforsaken idiot.Dumbshit.
>>10954083I think it's just pissing you off
I'M BACK TO MAKE MORE GIFSGIVE ME A NON-HORSE CHARACTER
>>10954083>wwah wwahgo away
>>10954064Just fucking take it where it belongs you smug piece of shit.
>>10954115How about noIf that upsets you, then so be it.Ignore it instead of being such a contrive faggot.
>>10954101I'm sorry but this artist is just terrible
>>10954131And that's it! Come back next month for #8 and Panka micro!
>>10954136No that's just a Moon Over June reference.
>>10954101>Couture sizing sense
Rarara put on some weight after being turned in to Nightmare Whorse
>>10954136The entire thing was just a big self insert about arting too2/10, points cause Fluttershy was cute
>>10954136He is, he traced rainbow's room from some fanart 1:1
Today's gonna be awesome!
>>10954142>no download linkfuck off faggotworse than Nanaki>price of MLPG's love and attention is jut 8.99$ per monthu so cheap mlpgpathetic
>>10954068>>10954080>>10954093>>10954101>veilMuslimshy is now canon
>>10954157FUCK OFF EA
>>10954142Well that was underwhelming. Thanks for the storytime anyway.
>>10954165Chill man, I'm making one.
>>10954168FUCK YOU BUY MASS EFFE- oh you mean that guy.
>>10954048>fluttershy defurs her animals and uses that to knit>only reason she keeps animals around is for their fur
>>10954095>>10954107>EA whiteknighting>b-but muh circlejerking!What's wrong? Upset that someone is finally calling you out on your horseshit?I don't care how much you love the taste of that faggot's cock in your mouth. If you want to get off to your depraved bullshit you have a whole thread for it in the sub all to yourselves. So fucking use it.
>>10954164Stop it with your lies!
YOU CANT KNIT WITH BIG MEATY HOOVES
>>10954131>>10954142Ah thanks for that! Its cute, its on the so-so side.
>>10954198>still caringYou obviously have no life and it shows
Well, that was slightly underwhelming story
>>10954113>Fancy Pants being a fucking haterwhat the hell Fancy Pantsyou used to be a bro
>>10954198wow you are goddamn pathetic, fuck off crybaby
>>10954130If you won't have the decency to use the designated thread and insist on shitting up the thread, then I won't leave you be.
>>10954068That pony looks like some sort of artsy version marker pony.
DT is the bestest pone whoopee! Whoopee!The cutest smartest all around best filly, filly!
>>10954165yaypo will have it soon
News at 11, someone can't ignore fetish discussions when they appear in the general
>>10954227Yea. But it was to be expected. It was about Fluttershy.
>>10954216>>10954231>leave my master alooooone!He should keep you dogs on a shorter leash.You'd probably enjoy that.
>>10954210You're right. Today's not gonna be awesome at all....It's gonna be spectacular!
>>10954229Thing I found odd there is that he's following that guy's opinion. I thought he was on the top of the social ladder.
>>10954251some people just dont like pankcakes I guess
>>10954261your bait is so stalemight i recommend reworking it in /v/
>>10954263WHAT ARE YOU UP TO
>>10954245>cutesti don't know, her friend is pretty cute, too
the lesson of this comic is, your art is terrible unless it is validated by the most popular brony of all.
>>10954274you still bit it, thoughhonestly
>>10954245Got that right
>>10954270Also, is uploading REALLY FUCKING SLOW now, or is it just me?
>>10954240http://mlpg.co/unf/res/92.htmlIt's right the fuck there.
MLP:FIM MICROSERIES #4 ON IMGUR:http://imgur.com/a/eoRat
>>10954265yeah reallythis comic has a cute concept but DYEWTS-level execution in some parts
>>10954290different anon, as ironic as it is
>>10954142And here is the download: http://www.mediafire.com/download/0a5kkz59o69v9t4/Fluttershy_Micro.rarNo epub today because you can only printscreen to get comixology releases.
>>10954285>gray and dull>shitty eyesight>tag-along kid2/10 would not rump bump
>>10954295Cry more :=]
>>10954281I have nothing to do today, so I'm determined to make today great.And part of a great day is some great ponies!
>Fluttershy microThat was interestingStill think i liked Ra ra tea's better
>>10954302Anyone can spoiler a heart, stop baiting the idiots and leave us be
>>10954308Got that wrong.
>>10954274This is my honest god damn opinion.You are all fucking scum and deserve to be told so, and EA is the worst of you all for encouraging you.
>>10954318I prefer Rainbow Dash macro
Do we know who's gonna be in charge of the Penka micro?Because I really hope it's the same guy who did the Rarity one
>>10954323baiting idiots is all these threads are good for anymore
>>10954304Again, I thank you for this.
>>10954318>That was interestingit was boring.
>>10954331Would a pony that large even be able to fly?
>ponies with visible belly buttons
>>10954311Just fucking leave.Go back to whatever gutter you dragged yourself out of and don't come back.You and your ilk are a blemish on these threads.
>>10954344what an awful disposition
>>10954313>And part of a great day is some great ponies!>Post Sweetie BelleYou're Alright, GT.
>>10954352>marker with a french accentunf
>>10954368only if you take anything here seriouslywhich I never have
>>10954318Micros so far for me are Rarity>Twilight>Rainbow>Fluttershy.This one was just lacking in my opinion. The concept of Fluttershy having a hidden knitting chamber is amusing though.
>>10951114unfi used to hate that guy but due to this story i am more sympathetic
>the guys special talent is giving shitty art critiqueknow who that reminds me of mlpg?
>>10954364where do you see this?? if its in the official comic i will rage
Would you suck off a stallion that hasn't cum in 3 weeks knowing full well that it would end with you getting your stomach pumped?
>>10954376>liking the twilight micro>at allI like you.
>>10954352Isn't that one of Photo Finish's flunkies?
>>10954364When drawn correctly, they can be very cute
>>10954399I don't know but that mouth looks like it's ready for a penis.
>>10954406It's not, I'm just complaining about seeing that shit in art
>>10954424I love centaurs!
>>10954419It was pretty alright, the colorist just completely butchered the art styleFucking colorists, I'm telling you
>>10954372Omelette au fromage~
>>10954419Art is kind of meh, but I thought the story was nice.
>>10954446Thats a nice horse mask
>>10954457That's all you can saaay that's all you can saaay
>>10954477>it starts raining horsecocks
What is Marker pony's favorite fetish?
>>10954142It felt more like the plot was made for Rarity or something.
>SB in charge of evolution
>>10954446I wonder how'd it feel to be half pony connect to the top of a human a human body and have to control your normal limbs but your extra limbs
>>10954495the top 3 mlpg fetishes combinedhuge boobsfutachub
The Rarity micro was still better.
>>10954523MLPGs favourite fetishes really arent compatible with my own list
>>10954503Isn't that an impala?
>>10954482Pas du tout.
>>10954495Show discussionOriginal contentChill threads
>>10954523>top 3what about butts
>>10954546Doesnt look anything like a car Anon what the hell
would you a filly marker?
>>10954531Best Micro so far. I hope the Pinkie one will be good.
>>10954531Andy and Price did that one. Don't one of them have Rarity as a favorite pony?
>>10954511>>10954512>"So what did everyone think of the S3 finale?">"...nnnngh...">"It was okay. Clearly rushed, though. Stupid 22 minute episode length ruining everything.">"...haaaa....ooohhh...">"Didn't McCarthy say something about how MMC acts as the first part of a three-parter?">"....ah...ahhhh...uuunnngh..."
>>10954560>Andy and PriceCook and Price.
>>10954555crotches are better
>>10954546That's not a car!
>>10954576I like crotchtits more
>>10954547je ne le crois pas.
>>10954564>it turns out the reason MLPG doesn't talk about the show all the time is to give Marker pony a rest between all the continuous orgasms shes had on show day
>>10954564Man, she must spent every episode day walking with a limp
>>10954576I like it when pony does sexual things without realizing that they're sexual.
>>10954384Do you ENJOY ruining this place?
Lyra is the pony equivalent of a brony, shoving her my little human shit in everyone's faces.Rarity on the other hand is the more refined human fan who keeps it to herself and only she knows about it. She loves they way they look and how they wear lovely clothes all the time, she dreams of a big human male riding on her saddle across sand dunes and stroking a hand through her soft mane.
>>10954594she goes full-ahegao on episode day
>>10954605there will always be people who enjoy ruining things for no reason
>>10954605He doesnt take MLPG as serious as you do. Your reaction is much greater to him than anything else. He doesn't care about the consequences because this is just a distraction to him.In short stop getting mad at everything.
>>10954560Cook likes Rarity, Price likes AJ and luna
>>10954625I would ride on that lovely pony nonsexually
>>10954649>price is a luna fagNoice
>>10954641No him but letting that kind of attitude is the reason these fetishfags came to about. They kill off any thing that is cute about ponies when they get the chance.
>>10954625why is rara so lovable
I AM YOUR DRAWFAG WAIFU
187 on a pony, nigga
>>10954657But what if she wants to do that sexually?
>>10954675Dash is not my waifu.
>>10954641after 3 years it's hard not to care about this place at least a little...
>spike x rarity
>>10954576>>10954599>not tricking pon into sucking your dick by telling them it's a salt lick
>>10954681Riding her bareback letting her feel your balls rubbing against her back. The gentle bouncing, rubbing against her, driving her crazy.
>>10954675>tfw jailbait wants to be your drawfag waifu
>>10954667and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it besides throw a hissy fit making the thread worse.unless they are breaking board rules there is really jack shit you can do.
>>10954690>the highest form of autism
>>10954352>>10954426Oh boy, check what I spotted whilst looking her up.
>>10954672would you let filly rarity make an outfit for you
>FBI busts cp site>they post chat logs from the users>"“Jesus I would enjoy hurting that child,” a user said in the chat thread, according to the search warrant affidavit."holy shit reading the comments people make on those sites remind me of darf.
>>10954680http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5LWvAseedYI'd listen to Illmatic with Fluttershy
>>10954681we can do that too
>>10954727replace all references to kids with ponies and you've got the average mlpg thread
Opinon on FS comic?
>>10954754Shit, just like her.
>>10954727Reminds me of MLPG if you substitute "child" with "pony"
>>10954752La petite mort
>>10954724So wait, then where is Fluttershy coming from?
>>10954769A little dead?
>>10954754Cute. Its not bad.
Imagining ghetto thugs catcalling and hooting whenever a pony with a big butt walks by makes me smile
>>10954788What did you like about it?
>>10954724i would usually rage at this like i did the dash room. is it really the artists fault or the guy in charge for putting in extremely deadlines you always hear about forcing artists to cut every corner possible?its still shitty either way
>>10954724That's some pretty lazy art. Also those "paintings" look like other peoples fanart ran through a filter to hide the origional.
>>10954706>she tries her best to keep her composure and continue the ride>when you finally reach the end, she turns around the moment you dismount and winks at you, begging you to ride her in a different sense>and she will leave the riding gear on
>>10954727I wonder if apwlmblm ever got arrested.
>>10954690Dont get me wrong I love this place, the good with the bad. I just don't try to make it adhere to some vision I have for it.
>>10954724I guess it could make sense by cause it's a canterlot art thing, but that is really no excuse for tracing like that. Pretty sure he traced fluttershy's angry face as well.
>>10954790ay yo niggas dat bitch Rarity got a fat booty that make a nigga dick wana bust up in it
>>10954807I missed that shitstorm, does anyone have the screencaps
>>10954805O-oh....>>10954799I don't think that pony is really a weightlifter.
>>10954770I assume she's just walk in and done a small u-turn whilst looking to make sure the area is in fact clear enough.
why can ponies and humans never be together
>>10954803What kind of pony is that?