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Last weekend we conducted 4chan PMQ/Q&A #3, with 1400 people contributing 4500 posts over 22 hours. I managed to spend the better part of a day answering as many questions as possible—thread here.
Since loading large threads can be a bit of a pain on slower computers, you can also see my replies from the /q/ index (hover over the "Administrator Replies" quotelinks).

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What hairstyle would you like to see on your favorite pony?

Old horse: >>10766461
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More like Xbox Done
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>$900
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>>10770101
Pony tails! Pony tails for everyone!
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>rape
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>ded on arrival
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>>10770117
Because consoles aren't designed for people with any technical wherewithal or ability whatsoever. They're made for normal people.
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>EIGHT HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE US DOLLARS
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Applejack's pony tail is a ponytail
That's not WHY she's best pony, but it's just one of many indicators of that fact
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Reminder that everyone can improve at art if they work hard.
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Pigtails.
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>>10770147
>gif
>nothing happens
Dammit
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>>10770101
Jizzrag hats for ALL the ponies.
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>>10770147
Sorry GG but Pinkie's tail is better. It's much floofier.
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>>10770117
It's literally impossible

If you did that you'd have to abstract the hardware
Then you'd lose the entire advantage of consoles, bare metal access. So the parts would have to be better to deliver similar performance, there goes your cost advantage

It'd just be a PC with branding and invasive restrictions
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>>10770152
>Being surprised when a Weaver pic is a static .gif
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>>10770152
hownew.ru
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>>10770152
>laughing GG drones unfing to mspaint.gif
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What was your best pone fap
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>>10770148
That's a lie and you know it. No artist here is going to land a job in the art industry
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>>10770159
You mean a Mac?
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>>10770159
You linked to the wrong post.

But you are right.

Also leave it in the old horse.
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>Xbox One
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>>10770159
those superimposed words sound like a song
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>>10770178
I want /v/ to leave.
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>>10770158
Confirm.
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>>10770178
>cutting edge
>future
>kinect 2.0
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>>10770158
she has clown hair in her butt
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>>10770159
rumor has it that valve is looking into something like that, mainly so gaming pcs can be more accessible.
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>>10770169
>laughing GG drones unfing to mspaint.gif
so are they laughing or unfing
and don't say both

>>10770158
>Sorry GG but Pinkie's tail is better. It's much floofier.
I respectfully disagree, for hair to get that floofy the texture's gotta be awful
ever touched floofy hair in real life?
besides AJ has her tail under total control, Pinkie's tail won't listen to commands
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>>10770178
To be fair you're kinda comparing apples to oranges when you're talking about those engines
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>>10770178
I still have to play Crysis 3

>tfw no game like Crysis in like 6 years
IT WAS SO FUCKING FUN
ALMOST GOTY2007
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>>10770192
>rumor
You mean the Steam Box?
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>>10770173
I'm not implying that anyone here is getting a job in the art industry, but I'm sure if they are willing to break their backs to improve, they can do it.
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>>10770171
I had a sexy dream about Cadance with her Chrysalis voice teasing me and saying filthy things, then I woke up with a dripping hardon and masturbated furiously. It was really vivid, I wish I had dreams like that more often
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>>10770192
>gaming pcs
>GAMING PCS
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>>10770207
>implying any artist here will

name one
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>>10770192
Steam box is just like the media pc specification

It's just branding
No actual advantages over having half a brain or the link to http://logicalincrements.com/
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>just tried toonboom animate pro 2

NYOH MY GOD. Holy fuck the line quality is AMAZING. It rapes the shit out of flash.
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>>10770202
I got like an hour into Crysis 1 and then got bored because it was just Far Cry 1 only less stealth-based.
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>>10770171
FutaTrixie.
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Dash with straight hair would make me unf hard
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>>10770214
Where did I say any artist here wanted a job in the industry?
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>>10770224
I would suck a Tricky Dick.
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>>10770224
>Futa


gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I like Trixie though, she's underrated and her voice is sexy as hell
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Woah
What if we just put together shitty small gaymin computers

Slapped a name and abstract/minimal design on it

And sold it like the steambox or stuff
Goddamn I think I have good ideas that I never intend to follow through on
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>>10770223
>because it was just Far Cry 1
>only less stealth-based.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHY IT'S SO FUCKING FUN

Coming out of stealth to run at some dumb Korean like Arthur fucking Powell then jump 10ft into the air only to land behind him and punch him to death in one hit is just magical
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>>10770195
>ever touched floofy hair in real life?
Yes! When properly taken care of, floofy hair is soft and cushiony. Of course you could always go the opposite route and end up with hairsprayed 80s tangle, but that's not all of them.
>besides AJ has her tail under total control, Pinkie's tail won't listen to commands
Her tail is a free spirit, just like her. Some days it'll go off on its own adventure full of excitement and come back with new stories to tell.
Those are the days when Pinkie ends up getting hit by falling things a lot, but it's worth it because her tail is having so much fun.
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>>10770235
I agree with this
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Humanized Rainboob Dash is resuming in the ded horse
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>>10770242
That's called alienware but cheaper
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Apples!
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>>10770202
>>10770247
>Those fucking aliens
>That fucking zero gravity level

I just wanted to kill some Koreans
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>>10770247
Eh

Eh

Couldn't be bothered learning a bunch of new tactics for a game I've already played.
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>>10770252
It appeals to my femdom sensibilities, so does Cadance when she had that deliciously evil voice
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>>10770247
Well then I'm sure you'll enjoy the next two installments which have both managed to horridly underperform in the fun gameplay area, but did well at implementing a powersuit into Call of Duty.
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>>10770256
I know, but it would be pretty easy money.

You'd need someone to build, someone to weld, someone to design, and someone to market.
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>>10770251
Rei
You've been a friend to me for several years now
I feel like we've been through a lot together

So I want you to understand that I am only trying to help you when I say that Applejack is the superior pony
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>>10770235
>underrated
>Sexy voice
Kathleen Barr does give her a sultry voice
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>>10770171
Human Fluttershy futa with horsecock masturbating

I came so hard I thought I broke my dick.
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>>10770235
>Trixie
>Underrated
Sorry, you must not know what that word means.
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>>10770279
I personally like Cheeseleg's voice a ton more.
Dat synth voice
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>Pinkamena with straight hair, her big innocent eyes staring up at you while she has her lips locked over your glans, flicking her tongue against your tip
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>>10770286
link
pls

For the love of god
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>>10770284
oh GG~
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>>10770294
I liked it too, I think it would sound better without the synth. This fucking show and its sexy female villains, god damn.
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>>10770284
how do you two know each other anyway?
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>>10770284
You're both wrong.

Rainbow Dash is canon best pony.
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>>10770295
>no thick futa horsecock dripping pre on your abdomen as you hold eye contact with her baby blue eyes and roughly thrust into her ass, your hands cupping her sizeable cheeks

Ew gay
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>>10770171
being the slutty griffon
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>>10770295
I think you guys overestimate glans stimulation. It's really nothing special.
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>>10770312
I want to pinch her tiny little sensitive teats and make her voice crack
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>>10770302
yes anon~

>>10770310
>how do you two know each other anyway?
shh
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>>10770301
Don't know what the rules are on linking to derpibooru but here we go:

http://derpibooru.org/319388
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>>10770320
>I think you guys overestimate glans stimulation. It's really nothing special.

Do you even have a penis?
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>>10770303
The things that it does to weak men
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>>10770320
how would you know

and earth pony tongues are exceptionally muscular and dextrous
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>>10770322
oh baby
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>>10770284
I am definitely glad that I can call you my friend, GG, and I respect you so I will not look down on you for thinking that Applejack is superior to Pinkie Pie.
I mean Applejack is okay and definitely a good pony, but Pinkie Pie is clearly in the lead, here.
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>All this talk about vidya
>Check PS Plus for June update

>Rayman origins
>PS Vita only though
FUCKING COCK SUCKERS
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>>10770350
I think you came too late bud
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So how about that nvidia handheld, eh?
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>>10770350

Isn't Rayman origins already available for the PS3?

I'd rather play it on PC anyway.
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>>10770350
Gaming's ded
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>mfw this thread
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>>10770331
I could do with more of this
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>>10770358
Yes but it isn't free in my subscription
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>earth ponies
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>>10770376
You mean dirt ponies?
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>>10770320
A nice slow blowjob with lots of teasing and tongue work on the head is incredible, as you get closer to cumming the underside of the glans gets so sensitive that it hurts
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>>10770376
unicorns are definitely where it's at

unf
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>>10770357
Dumb

Google needs to implement a universal API for physical controllers

If they made a case for my phone that made it a little thicker but added circlepads I'd be all over it
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>>10770385
Aww, who's a cute little changeling queen?
You are! Yes you are.
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We snakepone now
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>>10770404
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>Both PS4 and XB1 have 8 cores
>Shitty AMD cores at that
>PS3 developers have lots of experience with multi threading
>So do purely PC developers
>360 devs only had to deal with 3 fast cores

I can't wait to see all the shitty Xbox ports
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>>10770410
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>>10770323
w-wait is that a separate series i'm unaware of? but the first part ain't done yet! i wanted to see flutters with applejackstallion
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>>10770417
This never fails to make me giggle.
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Heh.
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>>10770422
I see no dilemma.
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>>10770422
>House but
>Not sure if incorrectly spelled "Horse butt"
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>>10770422
GG. Why must you constantly use your powers for evil?
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>>10770422
So how're those projects goin
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>>10770425
what
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>>10770422
>you will never tickle pinkie to climax
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>>10770422
I want to tickle Pinkie Pie until she pees a little.
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singles: pinkie
odds: zecora
doubles: palette swap
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>>10770446
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>>10770439
You know, I don't have a tickle fetish but I can't help but think it'd be hot to tickle Pinkie and listen to a mix of her delicious giggles and moans.
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http://www.pornsocket.com/videos/viewvideo/641/animal/mare-blowjob.html

Which pone could make you groan like this
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>>10770470
>animal/mare-blowjob.html
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>>10770214
me?
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>>10770470
>3:27

for the finish
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>[spolier]yfw fluttershy=better rainbow dash than rainbow dash
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>>10770470
>>10770490
Russia pls stop trying to give me computer viruses
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>Rarity will never style your mane for the Gala
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>>10770470
I wish you could see the cumshot in this video, it must have been huge
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>>10770494
You beefed it
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>>10770498
I'm getting my hair trimmed today
I need it a little shorter than it currently is for cosplaying
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>>10770470
>user upload name
>brony blunt
my sides
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Time for the ponies to hit the hay.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzErnRZUknU
Did you guys see this? It's pretty cute.
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>>10770545
But it's 10:35 in Yurope.
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welp that was a fun tf2 round mlpg

wheres da marker
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>>10770553
Time for American ponies to hit the hay then.
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>>10770535
>xX_420bronyblunt_sm0kaXx

That's very subtle. I think I'd be too afraid to put my dick in a horse's mouth, even if that did look like it would be mindblowing.
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>>10770553
It's 10:37 pm in the best timezone
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>>10770545
Hay is filled with rocks though
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>>10770470
Jesus. I think it's time for me to go to bed now.
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>>10770588
Stay dry, anon
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>>10770470
>search mare
>all those videos
bueno
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>>10770550
That was surprisingly great
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>>10770550
I liked it
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>>10770470
>Brony_blutz
>tailifter productions
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>>10770550
Wait so now won't the scull come again?
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>>10770632
but there'll be another hourglass since he hadn't been given it yet
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>>10770632
Yeah but now they can use the Hourglass for different purposes.

>implying that that wasn't the greatest purpose a time machine could serve
HE'S AN IDIOT
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>>10770600
Zoophilestracker had so much good shit but it's dead. I'm trying to pick out all the good stuff of the 40gb mare torrent and dump it on /be/. This is one of the best ones, pretty much the only hd beast vid I know of, it's a mini mare getting pounded, mini mare pussy looks so good

&nonfiles.com/file/02336609e1f6cb41e0784cb2bf2ac661
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Ugh, can't sleep after all.

>>10770259
Thanks slowmo, looks awesome!

Anybody have any requests tonight or can I continue work on Isabelle with Mayor Mare?
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>>10770660
Nigga finish whatever you're doing first
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>>10770669
man those are ugly
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>>10770653
>I'm trying to pick out all the good stuff of the 40gb mare torrent and dump it on /be/

you're doing god's work, son
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>>10770653
>video can't be played because the file is corrupt
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>>10770674
Misposted, but yeah.
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>>10770669
That was deleted quickly.

I wanted to see the ponies.
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I don't even know what I want anymore
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>>10770682
you have to hit download, mp4s don't render properly for some reason on that site, the file works fine
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>>10770674
Eh they were kinda cute
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Music!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTHG7f8ob1c
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>Wanting to fuck real horses
>ever
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>>10770689
The gentle loving sex would be perfect, she'd go so slow and hit all the right spots
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>>10770701
What if marker pony booped you too hard?
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>dragon roll
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>>10770702
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>>10770702
I'd fuck a shetland pony if it was just washed, the winking is just something I need to experience before I die
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>>10770712
That's how she lost her eyes in 'Nam
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>>10770707
It would... and all of the snuggling afterwards...
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why is she so perfect, /co/?

only 19 more days
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>>10770717
I'd let the main six all watch me fuck a horse, Twilight could take notes
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>>10770712
She'd break my nose because she has fucking hooves and I'd be like SHIT NIGGA YOU BROKE MY FUCKING NOSE and she'd be like FUCK NIGGA I'M SORRY I JUST WANTED TO BOOP YOU and I'd be NAH NIGGA IT'S OKAY I KNOW THAT and then she'd be like I'M STILL SORRY NIGGA and then after I'd fix it and after it stopped bleeding I'd be like NIGGA IT'S OKAY NOW GIVE ME A HUG
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>>10770738
>she boops you again right after the hug
>haha, boo- AW SHIT NIGGA I DID IT AGAIN
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>>10770713
Superior dragon roll
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>>10770737
qt 3.14 ponies are going to watch you fuck an animal?
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>>10770717
Anon colorful sentient, sapient, intelligent cartoon horses are one thing but real horses? They are disgusting animals
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>>10770754
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>>10770707
>>10770728
I bet Fluttershy would be kinda horny
She's a canon serial cuddler

I bet more often than not cuddling up with her on the couch would end up in the bedroom
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>>10770762
I think Panka is broken
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>>10770737
Additional notes:

Make time to study anon privately.
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>>10770762
>Pank's first existential crisis
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>>10770776
Would you let Twilight Sparkle study you sexually?
Keep in mind, pleasure is not the primary goal of these experiments
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>>10770763
I don't know anon, fluttershy seems like a scary pony to go to bed with
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>>10770763
To only cuddle more under the covers.

Just watch Fluttershy lead Dash on, going home with blue balls
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>>10770736
she a shit
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>>10770763
her blowjobs would make you explode, she knows exactly what you like and she goes extra slow and takes her time to put all her effort in
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>>10770796
>goat is mostly likely dead

I'm gonna cry
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>>10770736
Is there a Pinkie version of this
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>>10770796
She'd be a lovely cuddly pony to go to bed with

I wouldn't mind if she wanted to fuck every other day
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>>10770821
of what, that Rarity picture? Or a Pinkie recolor of Isabelle?
>>10770806
you're correct, she's a shihtzu
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>>10770812
Oh sure, she is now. But when she first started she didn't even hold it right. Out of nervousness she started choking on just the head and spat up.
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Would you coerce your pony waifu into getting butt injetions mlpg?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc3L68cMYGA
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>>10770833
what was your favorite villager in the previous games?

I liked ribbot and samson
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>>10770821
God I want to hug that Rarity
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>>10770813


>>10770101
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>>10770833
A Pinkie AC-esque picture akin to that Rarity
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>>10770795
I'd die if she got dressed up in her little lab coat and goggles, studying your reaction intensely as she runs the tip of her tongue over all your sweet spots
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>>10770812
Does mama's little boy like that? Oh I bet you do...
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>>10770838
She and her butt are already perfect
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>>10770835
By the end of her first blowjob she was already sucking it down like a champ, you could see the bulge in her neck as she took the whole length in, balls on her chin.

Can't say it was too pleasant when an errant pube in her nose made her sneeze, though
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>>10770842
Bob > Everything else
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>>10770843
I just wanted to say that immediately after posting that I got extremely sad since I realized I will never hug that Rairty or any kind of Rarity.
Life is a bitch
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>>10770869
>bob
get a load of this pleb right here
next you'll be telling me your other favorites are mitzy and tangy
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>>10770842
>You've really gotta admire Tom Nook, he's got a sweet aaaaaass.
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>>10770842
sadly, it's been so long I can't even remember the name. The last animal crossing I was able to play was Wild World. She was one of the elephant girls. Always gave me the coolest gifts on occasion.
>>10770847
I'll draw you one, anon
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>>10770857
>Fluttershy talking dirty, teasing you viciously for being such a pervert, a human getting off from ponies is so pathetic
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>>10770821
https://derpibooru.org/321021
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>>10770886
http://acwiki3ds.wikispaces.com/Villagers
I never met an elephant I liked
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>>10770889
>https://derpibooru.org/321021
YIUES

Thank you based anon
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>>10770888
>Fluttershy
>even capable of dirty thoughts
She may have seen animals doing constantly but a pony doing it? She'd get redder than Big Mac
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Hey MLPG

Once again thank you for the suggestions. I have been very busy but tonight I had a chance to finish a project that was requested.

Kuudere Octavia
Kuudere standing for "cool" on the outside " sweet" on the inside or something like that. Hopefully I pulled off that emotion as it was confusing to me.

Now I just need a Himedere Rarity and a Thugdere Chrysalis.

Still plenty of dere I want to work on.
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>>10770920
that's alot of deres
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>>10770920
What does Himedere mean?
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>>10770920
>kuudere
>himdere
>thugdere

What is this weaboo speak
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>>10770920
I dere you to say dere one more time
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>>10770932
A nice anon supplied me with this. Making these way easier to understand even for myself.
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>>10770911
Bedroom personalities are my fetish.
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>>10770920
I like it, ice cold girls are my favorite
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>>10770947
HImdere fits more Trixie than Rarity...unless you do light Himdere...if that's a thing that is...
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>>10770920
>Himedere Rarity
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>>10770920
Oh hey I remember you. Nice work man.
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>>10770963
I would kneel down and lick Trixie's hooves mercilessly
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>>10770971
She'd kick your teeth out.
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>>10770963
Already did Tsundere Trixie. Trixie is totally Tsundere.

I was thinking Rarity might be Tsundere but she doesn't really have the whole bitchy reaction if someone were to say they like her. She would have to be Himedere or Kuudere. Though she doesn't keep cool, she uses her personality and looks to convince others which would mean she SHOWS that she cares even when it might be false. So Kuudere wouldn't fit.
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we ded
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>>10770947
Hooves are delicious
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>>10771016
>invisible mayor
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I think Rarity would be the most vanilla of the mane cast with the exception of Fluttershy and only liking some light femdom and light bondage at most
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How often would each pony fuck with with a stable partner that they're living with?

I think Fluttershy would initiate it every second day even if she wasn't entirely into it
She'd always try her best to make a relationship work
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>>10771019
Hips are delicious-er.
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>>10770947
Dandere waifu master rwce
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>>10771023
shoot, wrong pic
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>>10770893
I would hug that butt
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>>10771025
I think Fluttershy would be an awful partner
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>>10771025
>relationship based on sex
Watch as it falls apart once the hormones stop
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>>10771015
>Trixe
>tsundere
No
At all
But you're the one drawing. Again I'm just saying that the thing in that image wouldn't fit Rarity unless you tone it down a lot.
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>>10771025
That makes sense, she tries as hard as she can to please you, so she'd do her best to find out what you like, then exploit it and make you squirm.
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>>10771024
Agreed.
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>>10771024
What about Anal?
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>>10771044
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>>10771044
>she tries as hard as she can to please you
Then why is she still in the show?
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>>10771041
>Implying
She knows that sex is a component of a healthy relationship
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>>10771061
Pffffffffff.
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>>10771052
I think you could convince her to try anal...
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>>10771042
Yeah. Hmm... Actually now that I think about it wouldn't Rarity just be deredere?
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>>10771062
>gee I sure wish I could enjoy my waifu without her riding on my dick
>oh no she's doing it again
Congratulations, you are now saddled with a nymphomaniac that has no depth beyond getting the D.
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>>10771085
Sexless relationships are unhealthy
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>>10770331
dat filename
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>>10771093
>sexless versus oversexed
There's this thing called moderation, anon.
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>>10771080
It depends on a lot of things. You really can't just put them in a single category.
Rarity isn't a Deredere either tough.
Blueblood was her ideal man. At least that was she thought before having the chance to really know him and how he is. Anyway she didn't go Deredere on him.
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Favorite Cartoon: Archer
Favorite Anime: Baccano!
Favorite TV Show: Malcolm in the Middle
Favorite Video Game: SFIII: Third Strike
Favorite Album: The Soft Bulletlin - Flaming Lips
Favorite Pony: Applejack or Pinkie Pie

Do I have good taste?
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Rainboob Dash in progress

>inb4 don't know what i expected
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>>10771115
>You will never milk a human pony
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http://i.imgur.com/CqNMBzh.gif
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>>10771114
>Third Strike
>Applejack
>Baccano!

My fucking nigga.
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>>10770737
>your job is to masturbate and let her take notes on it

God is just
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>>10771114
>Favorite Cartoon: Archer
>Favorite Pony: Applejack or Pinkie Pie
>Favorite TV Show: Malcolm in the Middle

Yes
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The Dedness, YEAH
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>>10771147
Nigga shut up and finish drawing or sleep
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>>10771147
>you will never be as happy as Winona is in that gif
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>>10771106
Good point.
Oh well I'll figure it out eventually. I think I figured out why Rarity is the one I can't figure out. She would be the one that changes dere to suit the moment. I'm surprised I didn't think of it before...

That might make it very difficult to draw. I'll figure something out.

I'm off to bed. Thanks for the opinions. Gave me some ideas to work with.
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So, MLPG, what is the album that most reminds you of FiM?
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>>10771164
>metadere
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>>10771164
Good night
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>>10771168
I don't know why you would pick that one.
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>>10771168
Trout Mask Replica
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>>10771173
Pretty much. Based in her episodes and the Nightmare Rarity comic arc, Rarity seems to fear rejection.

So she takes the people pleaser route and alters herself to be what they want (to a certain degree)

So that is your metadere.
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>>10771168
i want to say The Soft Bulletin, but i think i'm thinking of somethere else
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>>10771190
So basically, are you saying Rarity is a slut?
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How do you feel about AJ, RD and Gilda with muscles?
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>>10771188
I don't know why too.

>>10771189
go to bed scaruffi
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Go-back-to-tvtropesdere
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>>10771173
>>10771190
Perfect. Metadere it is.
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>>10771190
I kinda disagree with you. She might fear rejection but she won't change a lot for someone. I know you said to a certain degree but for she would do only some minor changes. Put up with some things she doesn't really like yeah but she'd still be mainly herself.
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>>10771215

Yeah, she pretty much acted like that in Sweet & Elite.
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>>10771215
Well yes and no.
If she feels secure in her friendship with you she will be herself but she is easily goaded in many episodes by the people she feels obligated to.

Although, I should confess that this development is not one I have pondered much, so my thesis is rudimentary.
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>>10771199

Being a people pleaser has nothing to do with being a slut.
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>>10771200
Musclegirls are my fetish.
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>>10771215
She isn't herself usually. Which is herself. If that makes sense.

Her changing herself to fit the situation is who she is.

Remember, her accent is fake so technically her true self would be her mask.
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MLPG, I don't want to love pony anymore.
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>>10771238
>Her accent is fake
That's not true
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anybody have any pictures of ponies mid-trot?
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did I win?
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>>10771242
anon pls

She's from the midwest but sounds like she's from New York. 1950's New York, at that.
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>>10771250
Can't lose with ponytials.
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>>10771252
Anon she had her accent since she was smaller than Sweetie.
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>>10771242
Her parents and sister don't have an accent. Even Tabitha said her understanding, though not explained to her but just what she felt, is that Rarity is fragile and uses a mask to protect herself because that is what people with vanity have to do if they don't want to get hurt.
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>>10771257
And it was fake then too

She's never been real.
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>>10771238
Hmm sort of. You've give me the correct perspective though.

I had an argument with a friend once. He said that Rarity is a phony because of her affected accent.
I retorted by pointing out that her willingness to improve herself in accordance with her goals is a far more genuine reflection of herself than anything else.

And now I simply need to apply that logic to this new development.
Thank you anon, the latest piece of the puzzle has been added.
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>>10771115
Bigger.
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>>10771259
Tabitha said that orignally she was supposed to have a British accent but they dropped that idea. How she speaks now is her natural way of speaking.

Still she is a VA. As much as I love Tabitha none of the VAs don't really know that much about heir characters.
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>>10771259
>Rarity is fragile and uses a mask to protect herself because that is what people with vanity have to do if they don't want to get hurt.
Oh god I want to hug her so badly.
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>>10771259
Hmmm not really. There was an interview with Tabitha I heard that suggests a different but not exclusive interpretation.

Tabitha's take in Rarity's vanity is that unlike the modern harridan, Rarity displays hers far more innocently.
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>>10771276
Oh you faithless fool. Tabitha has given me exactly what I need now.
It all makes perfect sense, unless the writers to far off the rails in S4.
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>>10771279
You havent read the comic have you. The scene where she gets taken away by the nightmare was pretty feelsy for me knowing that perspective.
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Why don't you have a boxing fetish, /mlp/?
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>>10771287
Was it that interview where the interviewer described to Tabitha his wold fursona and explained to her the greek origin of the name of his fursona? I know that in that interview she spoke about Rarity's voice and if she had an accent or not but I don't remember that much about it.
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>>10771168
>that album
Holy crap why am I crying
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>>10771301
Go away piss.
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>>10771279
>>10771293
To toot my own horn for a moment, I suspected this after seeing Sweet & Elite when comparing it with her other episodes, notably Suited For Success.

In a thematic sense, I noticed the two have a lot in common but explore different directions.

And that conclusion was the only one which satisfied the realities of both episodes
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>>10771311
No.
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>>10771306
It was her very first interview with Everfree Radio. It was with one dude. Can't remember the dudes name.
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>Nearly 6 months into 2013
>STILL trying to make sense of MLP
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>>10771323
This show is deep.
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>>10771306
No. I'd remember fursona talk.

Don't fear though, I will be marathoning her episodes now before I go back to finishing my work on her character finally.

It's hard though, when you have so many thoughts buzzing around your head, to put them down on paper
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>>10771279
You and me both, man.
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>>10771323
>character discussion is useless after x amount of time
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>>10771317
Oh I'll just listen to some of her interviews again
Ill start with te most recent one
http://www.derpyhoovesnews.com/tabitha-st-germain-interviewed-on-celestia-radio/
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>>10770331
I want that dream so fucking badly it hurts
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>>10771335
She's easily the most engaging person from the staff.
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>>10771312
It explains every action she makes. That and the fact she was supposed to be the Element of Inspiration.

In Green isn't Your Color Rarity would openly lie to make sure Fluttershy wouldn't feel bad for Rarity.

She pretends to be Apple Jack to win her sister back.

She pretends to be a social elite to hopefully make her dreams come true.

She is constantly changing. I think the only time I most recently remember her being herself is when she explains to Apple Jack how to properly pretend you are in danger so she could trick Spike.
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>>10771335
it was in this one i think
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMAb_k3ICq4
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>>10771343
She's fun. And from what I've seen out of all the VAs she's on second place when it comes to show knowledge.

Which is kinda sad since it's pretty damn limited.
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>>10771347
Well it also helps explain generosity since she's changing in order to make others happy.

My thoughts on the element change is that part of being Inpsiration was being openhanded and charitable with her creations, so the higher ups felt generosity would be a suitable dumbing down.

I think it fits fine, you can argue that she breaks it but that's merely the nature of the game.
Breaking it is necessary for the show's formula
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>>10771385
>clean home
>high property values
>fairly quiet aside from some singing
She may have you pull a carriage for her friends but aside from that, no problems
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>>10771385
The best neighbor.
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>>10771394
>>10771385
I always hate the snob-types
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>>10771385
She's be great. I'd be more concerned that I'M the bad neighbor.
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>>10771400
Ah yes, and perhaps her snobbery might also be a defense mechanism to keep moochers away.

The possibilities are truly endless.
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>>10771400
this
>>10771259
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>>10771385
No, she'd be awful.
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>>10771385
>Rarity will never awkwardly ask you to retrieve her Game Boy, knowing full well that revealing her geeky nature could ruin her reputation
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>>10771408
She'd still be a snobby neighbour in animal crossing
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>>10771411
>having a game boy
>"geeky"

are you for fucking real

its not like rarity has fucking nintendo power posters all over her walls or something ACTUALLY SOMEWHAT GEEKY
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>>10771414
Possibly. Animal crossing doesn't have much depth.
Still can't wait to get it.
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>>10771259
So what I've been saying about her actually talking like a Yooper all along is right.
Awesome.
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>>10771418
But Rarity would think it's geeky
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>>10771418
>I play Zelda on my brothers game boi
>im such a nurd!
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>>10771347
The way I see it is this.
The lady part, her being refined, acting like a member of high society, the way she speaks all of those aren't an act. That's how she is. I mean look at Cutie Mark Chronicles. As a kid she wasn't doing a bad, childish interpretation of high class persons. That's how she was even as a kid. A kid that was younger than Sweetie.

But she has some extra characteristics that makes her completely different from the High Class lady archtype.
For one let's take her Fashionist part of her character. She isn't just obsessed by fashion, she isn't someone who just follows it blindly. She is a creator. She makes her own fashion.
Also another thing is how much she cares about her friends and family. Look how many times she made some pretty big sacrifices for her friends. And you can't just say it's because she feared being rejected by them. Sweet and Elite showed that it goes beyond that. Same with Sisterhooves Social. The things she did in the race to make Sweetie forgive her not just to be forgiven but because she loved her.
She didn't act differently. She acted the same but she made compromises to make her friends happy.

This is why she being the Element of Generosity makes much more sense than Inspiration. Because she willingly makes some pretty big sacrifices, relatively speaking, for her friends. She puts the happiness of others above her own.
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>>10771434
>i watch the latest season of dr who!
>so quirky and nerdi
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>>10771425
I thought this was common knowledge.
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>>10771440
gamur gurl 4 lyfe I'm gonna play some cod!

BTW I'm a girl!
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>>10771440
>omg nikola tesla unf unf unf
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>>10771434
I bet Rarity thinks the Water Temple is hard, casual fucking loser.
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>>10771422
>>10771414
>>10771411
>>10771410
>>10771405
>>10771400
>>10771399
>>10771394
What if she just ended up being a slutty neighbor instead?
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>>10771437
Well yes.
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>>10771460
How the hell do you have a slutty neighbor on AC?

Tan, what the shit?
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>>10771460
I can only imagine how awful that would be.
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>>10771460
If it were in an actual Animal Crossing game, I'd be a bit disturbed and probably wonder why the fuck it was put in.
But for purposes of this question, unfunfunfunfunfunfunfunf
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>you will never rub a mexican monkey
>on a ride to kentucky
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>>10771437
As for her pretending that's different. She is a very charismatic person which again is part of the archtype she is based on. Thing is that she knows that. And she knows how to use it. She doesn't pretend to be someone else. Never did. She just hides some of her qualities, some of her traits.

She didn't pretend to be someone else in Sweet and Elite. She just showed only one side of her personality to the high society ponies.

She's manipulative because she knows how to interact with people, she knows what side of her they want to see and she only shows that side of her but she doesn't show a side that doesn't exist.
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>>10771458
>pre-order Wind Waker and get the Master Quest
>clerk tells me "it's to prepare you for Wind Waker's challenge"
>tfw it was actually the reverse
>shit's hard, god damn
>Fire Temple is pretty fucking hard
>sweatan bullets waiting to get to the Water Temple
>HERE IT COMES
>beat it on my first go in record time for any Water Temple attempt

I don't know what happened, but the Master Quest Water Temple is way easier than the original
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>>10771476
That'd be some /x/-level shit right there
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Stop being Rarity. She stopped becoming a main character is Season 3

Let's be Twilight
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Rainboob Dash greentext finished, someone please cap.
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>>10771483
That was intended. Dodongo cavern and Spirit Temple killed me though.
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>>10771482
Perfect explanation. Better than mine.
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>>10771487
read
>>10771311
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>>10771487
I like Twilight. She is very purple and smart.
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>>10771487
>Lets talk about the main character some more guys!
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>>10771487
But she's less opaque and less interesting as a result
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>>10771467
They're all friendsluts
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>>10771467
get to drawing young grasshopper
>>10771476
well I more so did it for the "rarity is a slut" joke
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>>10771483
I think it's because they closed off a lot rooms which set up a single linear path for the player to take, as well as the Longshot being available almost immediately.
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>>10771491
>That was intended

Well that's just silly
And holy god damn that Spirit Temple
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>>10771491
I beat MQ with zero deaths. Shit was easy, but fun.

Get in my level. I have every heart piece in that game fucking memorized.
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>>10771485
/x/ level as in creepypasta?
Fictional characters appearing in games never meant for them, heedless of their strange fate and trying their best to continue as they were?
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>>10771514
I've only ever died twice in OoT, not once in MQ. Those temples just threw me off a bit in puzzles.
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>>10771514
Beating a Zelda game without any deaths isn't really of much note unless you're doing a three-heart run.
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>>10771503
No! It's late and I have to write notecards for a shit presentation in the morning and then I have to write the rest of my essay for English.

AND THEN I have to study for my Speech and Sociology final ESSAYS.

LIFE IS SUFFERING
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>>10771477
I can't hear any of that except for mexican.

So now it's just 'we're up all mexican lucky' for me, which doesn't make any sense.
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>>10771520
Oh well the puzzles were easy too
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>>10771524
You just need to believe.
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>>10771523
Hey Appledan.
Good luck, man.
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>>10771522
I tried that once, went against every obsessive instinct I have
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>>10771531
It's like doing a Dark Souls SL1 run
What do you do when you sit down at a bonfire? You check to see if you can level up
It's hard not to merely out of instinct
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>>10771530
Thank you
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>>10771523
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R9vazZ1iW0

I'm kidding. But the moment you can start up drawing, I expect to see practice
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>>10771523
>Studying
>For essays
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>>10771522
Eh, for ocarina of time that boils down to playing it safe all the time and not taking chances.

Like that minigame in WW where you need to hit the guy 1000 times before he hits you 3 times.
Not hard, just tedious
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>>10771497
Will Hasbro have "The Year Of Spike"?
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>>10771549
>having shit teachers
>going to community college
>being poor
>being lazy
I've fucked up in more than one place anon

>>10771543
Alright
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>>10771552
I always made it a challenge in WW to beat Shark Island without getting hit, while at the same time not stopping yourself from attacking. Shit was cash.
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You're scaring the pony.
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>>10771556
I will help you with all your art needs to the best of my ability. You have my word on that.
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>>10771555
>They make him a dog in EqG
Never. Ever. Luigi had a better life than Spike even before the Year of Luigi
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>>10771555
What's with the De Blob guy?
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>>10771560
Shark island? What was there again?
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>>10771562
Fuck the pony.
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>>10771563
Sweet, now I'm gonna go to bed, see ya sometime in the morning.
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>>10771568
Extra character for Multiplayer only. It's for small kids. He's immune to all enemies but can't use powerups
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>>10771562
[x] Comfort Pony
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>>10771562
Stupid Pony
UGGA BUGGA BUGGA
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>>10771571
No, pony is not for sexual.

>>10771574
How do you comfort the pony?
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does anyone have a picture of sweetie belle facing the viewer?
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>>10771569
One of those caves with the three giant mouths on the walls. Starts with those little annoying goblins, then it gradually builds up in enemy numbers and ranks all the way up to darknuts.
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>>10771573
He does look like a De Blob character though, right?

I'm not crazy, am I?

AM I?!
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>>10771555
Dunno about anyone else, but I'm getting real tired of the New SMB games.
>tfw Luigi will never get a 3D platformer to himself
>tfw Mario won't anymore, either
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>>10771584
Oh that's right
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>>10771279
There we go. Found it.
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>>10771604
You drew it sideways.
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It's almost 4 in the morning and I'm more than sure there's a typo in there I missed because I cant proofread for shit but here it is. My newest CUDDLEFIX story. Twirity.
>tfw just now realizing this is the only Twirity image I have
http://pastebin.com/mwyqGjia
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>>10771608
>Appledash
The other ships there are okay.
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>>10771578
>No, pony is not for sexual.
No I mean like

Who cares if I'm scaring the pony

Fuck it
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>>10771610
You're an awful person.
No wonder pony doesn't like you.
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>>10771608
I use to support Rarity and Apple Jack but now I think Rarity is better with Fluttershy.
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>>10771616
Nah. Twirity. They would do a good job reigning in each other's excesses
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>>10771604
damn, mighty fine. I'm jealous; and you said that you'd be upset at me "getting better than you at a much faster rate"
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>>10771594
>if Party of One didn't happen it could have been Nightmare Pinkie
This just makes it even sadder.
So she and her friends comforted Pinkie and said they would never abandon her but Rarity still fears that her friends would do that.
I mean it just makes everything worse.
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>>10771607
an accident with the camera. Here, lemme fix that.
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>>10771620
I like Twirity since they probably would have the least conflicts especially now since Twilight is a princess.
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>>10771615
>No wonder pony doesn't like you.
I'll get over it.
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>>10771594
Are these available somewhere? Like on mediafire?
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>>10771608
>my request
Thank you man. And thanks for not forgetting about it.
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>>10771633
Imagine all the dresses Rarity will have to make for Twilight now since she's both a princess and an alicorn.
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>>10771637
yayponies under books.
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>>10771637
Pretty sure they are on Yayponies
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>>10771637
I bought them on itunes. I'm sure they are online somewhere.
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I just realised

The simpsons now has more seasons than most shows have episodes in a season.

Would you still watch MLP if it lasted that long?
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>>10771640
sorrry it took forever and doubly if it doesnt live up to expectation but i wasnt gonna let it go
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>>10771641
It's the perfect relationship
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>>10771645
I will continue watching it as long as it is still good.
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>>10771637
http://yp1.pony.pp.ua/book.php
There's also the microcomics there.
The Twilight one has huge art problems while the Dash one has horrible writing. The Rarity one is great
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>>10771641
*pomfing intensifies*
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>>10771608
>cuddles
M-muh fetish...
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>>10771645
>Implying it will
When you really look at it, I'm surprised it isn't over. There are quite a lot of episodes.
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>>10771645
Yes. I'll watch whatever pony shit Hasbro wants to cram down my throat.
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>>10771645
Yes. As long as the writing stayed good. And then even after that I'm sure the fandom would supply me with enough content alone. Most of it being shit but yeah the fandom kinda fuels the show while the show is away.
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>>10771650
So you stopped watching a year ago?
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>>10771642
>>10771643
>>10771644
>>10771651

thanks, guys
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>>10771651
Rarity + hippies

I knew that would be a winning combination.
Hell, Tabitha self identifies as a hippy
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>>10771666
This is why no one likes you.
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>>10771664
I thought she self identifies as a mushroom

Or a goat

Or something!
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>>10771666
>ruining the fun
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>>10771641
It's just that...think of it like this
Rarity wants to be part of the high society and acts like that.
Twilight was born in the high society. Or at least in the Upper middle class part. And she spent a shitload of time with Celestia. She probably knows how you're supposed to act. And she would be familiar to it.

>Imagine all the dresses Rarity will have to make for Twilight now since she's both a princess and an alicorn.
Remember those commercials during S1 where they had a description for the mane cast and Celestia? Those said her biggest dream was to make a dress for Celestia herself. Well at least it's almost the same now with Twilight.
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>>10771669
Don't you talk to Anon that way asshole!
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>>10771669
>>10771672
Anytime.
The shapes are all identical.
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>>10771677
>>10771669
>Ruining the fun
not that guy but fuck you guys I love him for posting that. I knew that shit was wrong but couldn't remember the explanation.
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>>10771582
HELP
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>>10771688
no.
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>>10771683
Why aren't you guys asking her things trough email? She responds to them
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>>10771688
Close enough or should I keep looking?
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>>10771691
Because I would freak her out.

I'm too weird for her.
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>>10771688
GODFINE
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>>10771335
>>10771259

http://youtu.be/FMAb_k3ICq4?t=5m13s
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>>10771688
>not knowing every single episode perfectly and remember when pony has the pose you need
Anon are you even trying?

Anyway like this?
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>>10771684
obviously the diamonds are all the same size. what is this gif even trying to -- motherfucker
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>>10771693
>>10771695
>>10771697
thank you
now I can finish this sweetiechomp
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>>10771698
They're the same color.

I...think?
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>>10771691
I don't know what to ask her.
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>>10771705
They are, but there's a gradient.
The bottoms are darker than the tops.
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>>10771704
>Sweetiechomp
As in, chain-chomp Sweetie?
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>you will never wake up with your ponimouto/coltouto sleeping in your arms
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>>10771696
Wait she doesn't seem to talk about Rarity. She says she isn't egotistical like that because she isn't defending her vanity.
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>>10771714
I don't even have a ponimouto.
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>>10771712
yes, I'm almost done
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>>10771716
Sorry around the 2 minute mark she says that Rarity has an ego so she does have the vanity she just lacks the bitchyness which is expected.
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>>10771717
fuck you
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>>10771714
;_;
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Did you see that Libmamn/Mandopony song?
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>>10771724
WEH?
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>>10771714
>that feel
I just wanna be Big Mac in this picture.
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>>10771728
no

then again i don't care
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>>10771728
>see
>song
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>>10771730
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>>10771723
Yes but she says that they act bitchy because they are defending their vanity because they are afraid that it will be broken. Rarity doesn't do that. So form what I understand Rarity has the vanity but isn't afraid that it will be broken.
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>>10771666
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>>10771736
>not seeing music
Are you even trying?
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Prettiest Pink Princess.
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>>10771740
Bitch I aint Pocahontas dont give me that shit.
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>>10771738
So she just has a low self-esteem?
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HOW DID I GET HERE

I DESERVE TO BE LOVED
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Is there any feedback for my fic? Im planning on doing a revision for it after I get some sleep
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>>10771696
>Tabitha interviews
>listening to >>10771335
>She describes her daily schedule
>"I sit down in my living room and meditate, which involves saying my mantra and I don't know what it means but it doesn't matter much to me, it's just to make the vegetation happen in my mind"

I love her
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>>10771742
With that stumpy little neck?! I don't think so!
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>>10771751
I don't like reading.
Record yourself reading it.
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>>10771751
Sorry I though you went to bed and I got distracted.
I'll read it right now.
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>>10771756
>UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
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>>10771756
Someone reading my little pony fanfiction deadpan might actually have some youtube legs
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>>10771752
Yeah she is fucking crazy. It's her best quality. Not only that but she is surprisingly intelligent for a crazy person.
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>>10771765
My Little Pony fapfictions would be better.
Just some monotone voice reading my little pony porn
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Daily dose:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q57LIKW7DIk
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>>10771769
>Ben Stein reading erotic pony fanfiction
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>>10771751
What fic? Post it
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>>10771769
What if it was read by Jim Dale?
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>>10771776
>
>>10771608
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>>10771770
I miss the actual dose
This shit is dumb
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>>10771751
Reading it right now
I think you forgot a word at line 30
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>>10771781
Here you go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH8eRff9DCs
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>>10771779
I meant a link t the actual fic
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>>10771781
ur dum
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>>10771765
eh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16ofbxluZir
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>>10771786
But the link is in the post he linked
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Huh, the Youtube Title extension stopped working for anybody else?
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>>10771792
pls
http://pastebin.com/mwyqGjia
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>>10771794
It's been acting iffy for me for a while.
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>>10771794
They updated it yesterday and they fucked up something.
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>>10771765
You know we should have readers. It would be like coloring but for fan/fapfiction.
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>>10771790
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s16ofbxluZir

haha
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>>10771800
where is the guy that does the Babycakes voice when you need him?
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I wish I had tits

Like really big ones
And a cute butt
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>>10771815
Faggot.


I really wish I was a mare, with a cute mane.
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>>10771815
you can totally get those things in this modern age
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I wish I was a human.
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>>10771825
I'd rather be a stallion
Imagine having a dick that big

>>10771815
>You'll never be 5'6" with a perky 28F bust
Why even bother
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>>10771827
jesus christ how horrifying
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>>10771815
How about a really big butt and cute tits?
A good ass can count for a lot with the right people.
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>>10771815
I wish I had a horse dick
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>>10771825
I wish i was a mare with miky crotchboobs
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>>10771829
I wish I was a hero.
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what if
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>>10771815
>tfw you have giant moobs without being overly obese
It's the worst fucking thing let me tell you. My torso looks like a woman's.
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>>10771827
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>>10771829
I wish I was a real boy
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>>10771844
You've got no idea what kind of morbid pleasure I would get from playing with those implants
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>>10771840
You're my hero, Anon.
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>>10771845
Pinocchio pls go.
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>>10771844
I remember reading about a tranny who self injected his ass with a self made mix of rubber and other shit. It didnt end well.
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>>10771844
I like how she pats it at the end
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>>10771840
I wish I was a real human being.
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what if pony's butt fell off
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>>10771751
Well I loved it. The kissing part was adorable. Especially imagining Twilight.

The entire fic is just cute nigga. Thanks a lot.
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>>10771840
So you want to be a hero kid, well whoop de doo.
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Is goat train okay? We haven't heard of him since the tornado.
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>>10771872
We should form an MLPG rescue team and send them to find him.
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>>10771864
I want to curl up and live inside it.
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>>10771864
Could we send it back for a replacement?
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>>10771863
I wish I had a pony
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>>10771843
>My torso looks like a woman's.
If only.

That would be the best.
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>>10771865
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>>10771854
No that was a tranny that injected other women with it too
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>>10771837
>Your waifu will never suck your engorged crotchboobs
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>>10771886
I guess, if you're a tranny. If you identify as a male there's nothing worse.
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>>10771864
I would steal it and treasure it
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>>10771844
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>>10771893
eek
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>>10771893
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>>10771872
We don't know yet. Here's hoping that if his area did get hit, he's just suffering a loss of internet. Although, someone said that he was visiting a relative over the weekend.
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>>10771843
>tfw you have this too
>tfw it's gyno, breast tissue growth and you cant get rid of them by losing weight
>tfw the only option to get rid of them is surgery
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>>10771844
Butt implants are really popular in the south. South America that is. More popular than breast implants even
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>>10771913
I blame Shakira
>>
>Tabitha wasn't allowed to audition for Twilight
>She couldn't try for Pinkie either since they told her to choose a type of character she never did before
Is it normal to ask for VAs to do voices for character types they never did before?

Also I wonder how she would have voiced Pinkie.
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Would you your favorite pony if they were still a filly?
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>>10771863
and a real hero?

hero

hero

hero...
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Fake tits > Fake butts

Huge fake butts just look even stupider than huge tits
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>>10771906
I find it pretty upsetting that there is a chance he's dead.
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>>10771923
Yes, I would still hug her.
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>>10771923
Yes
I'd be the best father figure
You have no idea
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>>10771922
>Tabitha wasn't allowed to audition for Twilight

She plays Twilight in the booth. Tara isn't in Vancouver to VA with the rest of the case, so Tabitha VAs Twilight's bits
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>>10771928
But huge fake tits means you hold her further away from your heart because there's huge tits in the way.
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>>10771923
Of course I would still be good friends with her.
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>>10771923
No.
I wouldn't even be her friend.
I'd end up looking like a older brother/father figure to her and then I couldn't do any kinky stuff with her like reverse species-play where she turns into a human and I turn into a pony.
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>>10771932
I do too. I live in OK and haven't been affected by it, so it hurts to see it everywhere else.
And lets' not jump to conclusions just yet.
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>>10771928
>Fake tits > Fake butts

That's northern thinking, Anon. Butts are way bigger (pun intended) in the South [America]
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>>10771790
Thank you.
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>you will never be the well endowed girl
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>>10771938
I know. She said that immediately after that.
Also all the ponies are just lovely.
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>>10771923
We'd have so much fun.
Fillies are the cutest ever.
They are also naive and gullible which means it's easy to sell them stuff.
Like how there was that one time I saved Earth...
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>>10771939
Facebook memes pls go
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>>10771939
Don't even start with that crap
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>>10771907
I'm still overweight even though I'm not obese (body fat too high, never been much for excercise), so I hope by losing fat I can make them at least smaller. Just heard of compression vests yesterday and instantly ordered one from Amazon, I'm hoping it'll give me the confidence to at least being able to go for a run without being too ashamed of myself.
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>>10771948
stop saying the South, just say South America without the 'the'.
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>>10771925
Hero Atsuku moero
Hero Yume wo daite
Hero Towa ni sakebe
Hero I'll never forget you
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>>10771893
that looked too real so I made this
please replace all existing versions with this one so that people can assume it's shopped
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>>10771960
Buy an exercise bike for $100

Best low impact cardio you can get
The fact that you don't have to deal with the weather or other people makes it more likely that you'll be consistent

I lost 40lbs like a shit because of it
And my bmi was only 25.1
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>>10771944
Who cares, you're not doing it in public.
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>>10771968
It's actually everywhere south of the equator. I didn't want to say, South of the equator, they like butts.
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>>10771979
>both google search results turn up the proper article and source image
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>>10771979
You did a good job at making something intentionally bad. Give it a DeviantArt filename and it looks even more real.
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>>10771986
It'd be awkward for the both of us.
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>>10771960
Do what I do and only run at night.
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I want to go to Equestria and fist Celestia until she shudders and gushes marecream all over the place while saying very unprincess-like things, according to that size chart she's bigger than the average human so that'd be hot as fuck to make a powerful animal lose control and cum hard
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>>10772008
Would it be less awkward if you were the same age?
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>>10771794
>>10771797
>>10771799
Chrome uses "Tampermonkey" now (like Greasemonkey for Firefox) and that shit broke some scripts, you have to reinstall them through TM now.
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>>10772013
I used to, but my current neighbours get mad at me for taking a shower at night and I can't go to bed sweaty.
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>>10772024
>my current neighbours get mad at me for taking a shower at night

Try not singing while you're in the shower
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>>10772024
Tell them to go fuck themselves.
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>>10771982
I don't ride anymore because people throw things out the window, shout at me as they're driving by, honk the horn and try to startle me, and swerve toward me. I'm not even in the road most of the time, I ride a circuit around the suburbs here. All I want to do is ride my bike.
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>>10772024
>but my current neighbours get mad at me for taking a shower at night

Where the fuck do you live?
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>>10771989
>the proper article
>some of the victims developed complications and infections after the injections, which included bathroom caulk, cement, Super Glue, Fix-A-Flat and mineral oil

W-what?
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>>10772031
Go live somewhere that isn't shit
I ride almost everyday for an hour, mostly on shared roads and that's never ever happened to me
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>>10772031
>I don't ride anymore because people throw things out the window,

I'm die.
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>>10772039
Gurl you gotta get dat ghetto booty somehow
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>>10772031
Are you a slow fatty?
Stop being slow and/or fat and it'll probably stop
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>>10772039
I'm going to be sick
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>>10772024
>>10772031
I can't stop laughing, where do you guys live for fuck sake.
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>>10772031
An "exercise bike" usually implies a stationary one that you can use at home.
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>>10772039
"Some"? The rest were perfectly fine with cement in their ass?
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>>10772053
Then people will throw things through the window of his house.
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>>10772047
I have a freakishly small frame and I'm really pale, people just seem to hate me for existing. Got marfan syndrome so I have a skeletal build by default, doesn't have anything to do with my calorie intake
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>>10772051
I live in a rich town in Connecticut
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>>10772039
>bathroom caulk
Friend of mine works as a nurse at the local hospital. One night a guy comes in after shooting a whole tube of caulk up his ass. It proceeded ti harden into a giant ball attached to his intestinal lining. It was too stuck on to be surgically removed, so their only option was to drill a hole through the caulk ball so he could shit through it, and wait for it to detach as his intestinal lining was replaced by new cells. Presumable he had to shit the whole thing out.
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>>10772031
Are you me? Almost every time I ride a bike something like that happens to me, too.
I just want to live peacefully, what the fuck do they want from me?
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>>10772031
Nigga. We're talking exercise bikes.
The stationary indoors ones.
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>>10772067
Oh, you always seem to be around when people post that skinny guy dressed as Finn. Still, people shouldn't throw shit regardless of how you look.
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>>10772071
Some people just hate cyclists

Even though they reduce congestion dramatically
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>>10772073
I think it has more to do with the attitude toward cyclists here. Everyone seems to hate them.
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>>10772074
>>10772077
Cyclists are the spawn of Satan
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>>10772057
It blows my mind how people are willing to inject things into their ballsack.
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>>10772074
>>10772077
Hue. The city I live in recently had a survey on what people use to get around. Bicycles had a 38% share. That was more than cars, public transport or even walking.
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>>10771863
Lyra is a sexy ass horse
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>>10772070
>shooting a whole tube of caulk up his ass
WHY.
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>>10772071
>>10772031
Stop wearing pony merchandise when you're out
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>>10772087
Bikes are popular in Yurop, I want to move to the Netherlands where everybody rides bikes. Got to watch out for roving packs of Muslims, though
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>>10772074
>Live in Hawaii
>Only a few bike lanes, 99% of the time bikers have to bike in the street with cars
>Trying to get to work, stuck behind a pack of 10 or so bikers cruising at 10 mph and making no effort to go any faster
>They make sure to take up the entire lane so it's that much harder to pass around them, which is usually never possible due to counter traffic
>They also seem to think that being on bikes means they dont have to obey stop signs or red lights
>When they run a red and you almost hit them, they get angry at you
It's god damn infuriating.
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>>10772094
>Got to watch out for roving packs of Muslims, though
Do they ride camels instead of bikes?
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>That Gunnerkrigg update
IT'S HAPPENING
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>>10772092
I've only seen someone wearing a pony shirt once so far, it was at a gun show at the Cashman center in Nevada. It was a scootaloo shirt, only got a quick glance of the guy. I've also sighted a real life fedora-wearing, trenchcoat and neckbeard sporting guy on campus.
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>>10772100
What's that, why should I care and is it pony?
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>>10772084
well, plenty of people aren't using them anyway
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>>10772094
They really hate us cycling Dutchfags. First the Germans, now the Mudslimes. It's like it never ends.
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>>10772097
Hawaii looks so nice. That's kind of weird being completely surrounded by water and cut off from the US, though. That would freak me out a little.
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>>10772102
>I've also sighted a real life fedora-wearing, trenchcoat and neckbeard sporting guy on campus.
Bullshit
Those are myths. They can't be real
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>>10772097
Most cyclists where I live cycle single file even though they're allow to cycle in pairs

And our roads are pretty wide with plenty of bike lanes on the arteries
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>>10772112
I've seen a few at mine as well
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>>10772113
Must be nice living in a place where space isnt the most valuable commodity
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>>10772116

There's one kid I see who's always hauling ass and wearing the same t-shirt and sweatpants. I had one at my highschool too, I never saw him walking, he was always running down the hallway. My guess is they're autistic or something.
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>>10772119
>Lowest population density in the world

It really is
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>>10772111
Apparently, the islands only have about 7 days worth of food on them at a time. So if for whatever reason, constant food shipments from the mainland US stopped, we'd have seven days before all hell breaks loose.
That's a scary thought.
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>>10772102
The most offensive thing I ever saw was a average lookin' guy wearing a Fluttershy shirt. Other than that I never seen anybody wearing neckbeard level accessories in real life before. Then again I don't really go outside.
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pls
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>>10772124
I think Hawaii has really expensive drugs too because everything has to be flown in or come through on a boat. You can't just drive it over like you can on the mainland. I saw some tv show about meth in Hawaii, apparently there's a lot of it because they manufacture it there rather than have it shipped over.
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>>10772134
There's plenty of weed, the climate is perfect for growing year-round.
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>>10772112
Do you ever go outside? They are everywhere. And they wear this shit as if there was a law about or like it was a uniform.
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>>10772134
Meth and weed, and occasionally heroin are really the only drugs available.
There's some stuff claiming to be acid, ecstasy, or other drugs but they're usually a mix of chalk, cough syrup and meth as opposed to the real thing.
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I can understand cyclist hate. It might be different in the city, but the way I drive to work, you just can't cycle on those roads without having to cross bridges or other sections of road with tiny shoulders that were clearly never designed for bikes.
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>>10772016
>Celestia grunting and nickering while showering you in juices

unf
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>>10772159
I would paint that white sunhorse with my seed.
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>>10772141
I live in a place where bronies don't exist
Haven't seen a brony ever.
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>>10772186
They don't have to be bronies to look like that. It's fine though, they're pretty harmless.
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I wonder how pony bikes are like. I mean Sweetie proposed this as something she and Rarity could do
>Sweetie's dad teaching her how to ride a bike
>The same way she though Rarity when she was a filly.
These are some goddamn adorable mental images.
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I have not paid any attention to Video Game Announcement Thingy 2013

Someone give me a quick recap
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>>10772199
Would Twilight ride, or would she be too much of a lazy ass? I want to see that fat butt in some tight bike shorts.
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>>10772203
everything is shit

video games are dead
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>>10772199
I imagine that the "seat" is more a place to rest their stomach on
Their back legs would be on some kind of pedals and their forelegs on some see-saw mechanism that steers the front wheel
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>>10772203

Xbox One has no gaems
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>i missed the biking discussion

12 miles, 4 times a week master race reporting in
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>>10772203
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KbWgUO-Rqcw
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>>10772203
>Tv tv tv tv tv
>have a bit of games I guess
>everything else is shit
>FUCK MICROSOFT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING
They're last hope is E3. They said that they didn't show games at the Xbox One thingy because they will focus only on them at E3
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>>10772186
Not just bronies. They have been doing that for years. The fedora is new, but so many details match with neckbears all over the world that it can't be coincedence. They must be some sort of organization. Like a very greasy version on the freemasons.
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>>10772123
Montana?
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>>10772208
>Twilight
>Fat
Nigga she'd be anorexic. She'd be to busy reading to even remember how to eat
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>Video Game Announcement Thingy 2013
>Video Game
>Game
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>>10772228
But that's the Pankacopter
We're talking bicycles
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>>10772231
Or she'd be too distracted not to devour any snack she has nearby.
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That feels so fucking good Luna, don't stop, oh fuck oh fuck I'm gonna cum ohhhhhhhh FUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>10772231
I would cook for her and make sure she stays healthy.
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>>10772237
They probably look similar enough. Remove the candy cane and add wheels and bam pony bicycle
>According to that chart Sweetie is 70 cm tall
>that bike would be even smaller
Oh god my heart hurts only just imagining that
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Exam #BEEFED, time for pony
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>>10772245
But she doesn't. She's organized as fuck. OCD wouldn't let her to have food near the books or just lying around.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcCnwsxv7II
>Starting a diamond dog thread without Klondike.wmv
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Swollen, dripping, winking mare vagina
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>>10772203
Here's the jist of it
http://youtu.be/KbWgUO-Rqcw
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stop talking about twilight

talk about good ponies instead
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>>10772203
New Xbox is called Xbox One.
It has no backwards compatibility with old Xbox 360 games.
It also has no games for itself.
You have to connect to the internet with it at least once a day, or it locks you out, so it is essentially always online.
Your kinect must always be online.
If you use a used Xbox One game on your Xbox One, or try to use a friends game, it will take you to a page that forces you to pay the current market value for the game to play it.
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>>10772254
They would need a way to steer, though
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>>10772247
:3
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>>10772266
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPjUO2YSjn0
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>>10772268
I will punch you in the fucking face in real life, don't you ever talk shit about my wife again
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>>10772271
ahahha wow seriously
what the fuck is microsoft doing
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>>10772203
YOU REALLY REALLY LIKE FIFA AND PAYING MONEY FOR THINGS THAT OTHER PEOPLE GET FOR FREE
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>>10772271
Why didnt they just call it the Xbox 720?
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>>10772247
Pipsqueak pls
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>>10772287
THAT WOULD IMPLY PROGRESS
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>>10772294
haaa!
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>>10772278
You get a cool dog they worked very hard on in Call of Duty.
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Oh.
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>>10772247
WE HAVE RECEIVED THINE SEMEN, SUBJECT. NOW THOU SHALT RECLINE AS WE QUEEF IT BACK UNTO THINE FACE
>* queeeef *
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>>10772221
>>10772266
Doesn't Microsoft know that no-one watches TV anymore
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>>10772271
Microsoft really shat the bed on this one.
Also, there is no confirmed price, but it's rumored to be >EIGHT HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE US DOLLARS
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>>10772247
>>10772288

Pip would not use such foul language in the presence of royalty.
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>>10772257
>beefing a comp sci exam
They're always so easy though
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>>10772271
>Your kinect must always be online.
But every console comes with a Kinect.
>the current market value for the game
Was this specified? I can't find it anywhere. I talked with several people on the subject and it's apparent that Microsoft is trying to be both Steam and a physical media device at the same time.
They should have just gone with one or the other, as requiring you to download the game to your HDD and then giving you the ability to play without the disc could have just been circumvented by going the way of Valve and Steam. It would have even more of an impact on vidya resale places, as well. Moreso than what they have implemented now.
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>>10772310
nobody watches TV in the traditional way, but people still watch TV
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>>10772271
>Xbox responds to voice commands
>You're trying to play a game
>Your friend walks in and tells the Xbox to turn off, just to fuck with you
>Xbox shuts off and you lose all progress
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>>10772311
I'd rather have a computer
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>>10772294
no, it wouldn't
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I don't get the attention the COD dog's getting. What's the big deal?
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>>10772271
Consoles aren't dead.
They were murdered.
Remember when you just had console and then bought some games for it and played them? Those times are over.
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>>10772312
I don't think Celestia would approve of her sister molesting a colt.
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>>10772326
whoof
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>>10772326
Everybody loves dogs!
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>>10772271
>tfw this hunk of crap is probably going to sell
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>>10772326
I think it's just fucking stupid and they have ran out of ideas
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>>10772321
What happens when someone screams it over the in game VOIP and the mic pics it up off your speakers
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Food for thought
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06ioSRwzFGg
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>>10772311
That was a placeholder price
I've only seen a popular rumor regarding the price.
Console is $399 or you can buy it with $199 but you also have to get two years of Microsoft Life Gold or whatever
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>>10772327
yup pretty much
think i'll be having a lot of quality time with my PS2 and GC over the next few years which is fine because they are both killer consoles with lots of good vidyas
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>>10772311
>but it's rumored to be >EIGHT HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE US DOLLARS
It's like CD-i all over again
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>>10772326
War... war is ruff
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>>10772336
Well they've locked down the COD/Sports games audience, so sadly, it will.
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>>10772316
Try Advanced Algorithm Construction.
And a subject that had no old exams to practice on
and no exercises at all
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>>10772326
>tfw the dog companion I want will never be in games
>tfw no Zelda-style dungeon plundering with a waifu that can bash down walls
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>>10772348
those aren't exclusives though
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We're all getting the PS4 next gen right?

No-one's dumb enough to buy an XBOX when XBL Gold still exists right?
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>>10772349
that's a choking hazard
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>>10772343
>tfw I grew up with a Super Nintendo
Time shave changed, man...
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>>10772354
>Getting a console at all
#BEEF
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>>10772354
>We're all getting the PS4 next gen right?
I'm waiting a year. Like I always do.
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>>10772343
I had forgotten how unforgiving F-Zero GX was until quite recently
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>>10772354
>We're all getting the PS4 next gen right?
I don't plan on getting any console.
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>>10772354
Live Gold is for people who have friends
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>>10772357
You're a choking hazard
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>buying consoles
>playing vidya
>talking about vidya in a pony thread
>being gay

sage
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>>10772353
I know Xbox has an exclusive thing for Fifa 14 that PS4/PC wont get.
And everyone I know who owns an Xbox owns it just for Fifa.
I have no clue why. But they do.
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>>10772351
>partner dungeons
fuck yes
WW Earth Temple is best pony and Medli is my waifu
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>>10772354
PC master race here
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>>10772363
my nigga
anyone who buys a console at launch is a retard
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>>10772369
my dick is a choking hazard

buuuuurn
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>>10772354
>We're all getting the PS4 next gen right?
I haven't owned a console since the SNES and I'm not planning to start now.
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>>10772364
>Modern gamers trying to play old games
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>>10772354
Is that magic?
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>>10772373
WW redeads were the most horrifying incarnation
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>>10772378
That it is
Anon
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>>10772358
Same here.
>tfw oldfag
>tfw don't care because I have patrician taste in vidya that these kids can't wrap their minds around
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>>10772354
>Good exclusives
>God tier paid subscriptions
Yep

>>10772365
>>10772375
>>10772362
>>10772380
>Not being Sony + PC master race
I'll probably update my PC too when graphically intensive games become the norm
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>>10772381
>why can't metroid crawl
Okay that got me
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>>10772381
It hurts, Ness
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>>10772343
>>10772358
>>10772389
>tfw grew up without any vidya past Lemmings because parents would never buy me anything
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>>10772351
SHES SUCH A MISFIT
ALWAYS READY TO BRAWL
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>>10772327
Whether you like it or not, connectivity is a very forward-thinking concept
Look at Google with its Android platforms: you can get a phone and a tablet that have Android, and apps that can communicate between your phone, tablet, and Chrome all using a cloud server
Everyone else is trying to do it, but they aren't as progressive as Google has been
I will admit that though Microsoft beefed it on the GAMES department for a release of a GAME console, the rest of the shit included about switching between TV and internet is pretty fucking rad and I would more like to see that being some kind of hardware you can get for your PC
Also they better include compatibility down the line with Windows phone/tablet devices. I would love that level of interactivity and connection
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>>10772387
That hair would be pretty cute if she pulled off a frazzled punk rock kind of look
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>>10772354
They can still save it at E3. All they need is good games.
They won't. They just can't. Microsoft will fuck up that too.
Now it's either Nintendo starts pumping up games for the Wii U or Sony doesn't massively fuck up everything.

>>10772381
>that /v/ thread where they were actually intelligent for once.
It was the same way back then. Just that then everyone didn't have internet to ask dumb questions like that or to see said dumb questions.
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>>10772386
Yeah. I thought they were creepy in OOT

but jesus christ
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>>10772397
>this feel
My parents wouldn't even let my brother and me have a console in the house, even if we bought it with our own fucking money. We had a computer and that was it.
I got really, really good at Simcity 2000 for that reason.
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>>10772397
I stole a gameboy advance with pokemon silver in it from a kid in first grade because my parents wouldn't buy me games
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>>10772408
Microsoft always shits the bed at E3.
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>>10772405
>and I would more like to see that being some kind of hardware you can get for your PC
like a TV tuner card?
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daily dose


www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
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>>10772413
>tfw grew up with a shitty PC playing Bugdom and Age of Empires
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>>10772413
Your parents could see what a scam consoles were even then
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>>10772386
>>10772409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ynHywjo9PU
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>older than 14
>playing video games
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>>10772423
I like that Twilight, she's what I imagine human Twilight as, pale, kind of dorky and plain looking
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>>10772426
>implying consoles weren't the greatest thing ever until the PS3/Wii/XB3 generation
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>>10772429
>older than 3
>liking ponies
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>>10772386
>make a habit of grapple-hooking enemies at first engagement to steal their items before killing them
>open up a sarcophagus
>Okay, let's do this
>grapple hook biffs it in the head
>head gets knocked back
>then turns to look at me, body still frozen
>gingerly walk forward
>that scream
>that fucking scream
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>>10772415
Parents finally let me buy a used gameboy color with used pokemon crystal when all the other kids had already stopped playing pokemon.
Of course, on my own money.
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>>10772426

The NES and SNES were great though.
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>>10772408
I think Sony has it in the bag this generation

They've got enough good studios pumping out exclusives in their pocket
And they're releasing at the same time
And free multiplayer
And PS Plus is actually worth the money with the free games
And I think that most people recognize the ps3 as the better platform in terms of titles right now

Plus they actually had gameplay at their reveal
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>>10772416
I know. That's why I'm saying they won't save it at E3.
The best case scenario right now for the Xbox One is that shit sales will make Microsoft make some changes like the at least once per day online thing and then tell EA to go fuck itself for the fee for used games thing.
But that won't happen either.
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>>10772442
>tfw the only pokemon game you were allowed to play was pokemon snap
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>>10772450
Christian parents?
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>>10772422
I'm talking of the voice and gesture stuff with the Kinect that they debuted
Imagine that shit at your PC, talking to it and doing shit like Tony Stark
I know that there was a motion sensing thing that was coming out soon, but Kinect employs both motion and sound for its navigation
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>>10772445
>EA
oh god the Nintendo thing was hilarious
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>>10772389
I'm not an oldfag, just poor. I got that Super Nintendo when everyone already had Playstations. It was also the first the last Console I ever owned.
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>>10772450
Your parents wanted you to get a real job, not a pokemon trainer like me
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>>10772450
Speaking of Pokemon, did anyone else have Hey You! Pikachu!? I raged so fucking hard at that game, pikachu was a fucking mong and couldn't understand anything you said.
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>>10772445
EA just came out and said that it's dropping the multiplayer codes in future titles though

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-22553003

You know something is wrong when EA is smarter than you are
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>>10772444
This is Sony tough. There's a reason the video game part of sony has been bleeding money constantly for the past years.
They can fuck up everything in a second.

But yeah right now unless Nintendo starts doing something with their games the PS4 will win.
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>>10772463
I used to have the Pikachu N64 too. The mic eventually broke, but it's not like I was able to make any progress whatsoever in that game.
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>>10772467
>Nicaragua
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>>10772445
Keep in mind that many of Microsoft's and EA's costumers are the kind of people who are actually dense enough to think Call of Duty is good. They'll eat that shit up for OMG GRAPHICS XDD
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>>10772463
Didn't it get mad if you said something Genesis related?
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>>10772457
voice commands have been available for PC since quite a while
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>>10772444
>Xbox One has a blu ray player
>Sony gets royalties from blu ray stuff
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>>10772476
Even if you said something the exact same way, half the time it would understand, and the other half it wouldn't. Fucking bullshit game.
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>>10772470
>But yeah right now unless Nintendo starts doing something with their games the PS4 will win.
I don't give a shit who "wins"
I just want to play video games
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>>10772470
I don't think that Nintendo could do anything to redeem the hardware

They've got no market
It's too expensive and gimmick free for the casuals
The graphics are too shit and it's got no 3rd party support for the core
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>>10772463
I did and I actually beat it
I was too young and stupid to give up
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>>10772455
>This "Pekachoo" Jap garbage looks like a heathen idol, Anonymous. "Gotta catch them all?" Only thing you need to catch is a righteous passion for Jesus' love, boy. Thou shalt not have no idols before the Lord, so no I won't allow you to spend your allowance on this Satanist liberal queer Atheist filth from the East. You take that chore money and donate it to the church like a good boy. Pastor Jones is trying to get a new SUV, so he can perform the Lord's work better.
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>>10772464
>EA removes the thing that didn't let you play used games
>The Xbox one won't allow you to play used games unless you pay a fee
>The Wii U who doesn't have this crap will receive no games from EA
Yes anon I'm sure that EA did the online pass thing because they care about their customers
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>>10772494
They can save it. A price cut and some new games can turn the tide.
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>>10772503
>The Wii U who doesn't have this crap will receive no games from EA
about that...

http://www.polygon.com/2013/5/21/4351844/ea-developing-wii-u-games
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>>10772500
I had to get confirmed, and we slept overnight at the church in one class, and I jerked off in my sleeping bag. I felt kinda bad about it for a while, then did it again because it felt good.
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AW SHIT
>http://www.computerandvideogames.com/408116/microsoft-xbox-one-pre-owned-plans-consistent-with-way-the-world-works/

>"Speaking to CVG this afternoon, the corporate VP confirmed that Xbox One players who activate a pre-owned retail disc will need to pay the same price as the original buyer in order to access its content."

DEAD
ON
ARRIVAL
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>every new console is competing to be a media device as well as vidya console

What we really need is for some company to release the media device equivalent of Jesus so that everyone else can just stop fucking trying to plug Netflix and Hulu and stuff in their vidya consoles.
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>>10772517
Wasn't it denied later?
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>>10772517
ITT: things I will never buy

Let's talk about really big anal dildos now
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>NOT SUPPORTING THE PS3 JUST BECAUSE IT'LL PROGRESS OPENGL EVEN FURTHER

IF THE XBOX TANKS DIRECT3D WILL BE DEAD

THAT MEANS BETTER PORTS FOR EVERYONE
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>>10772527
but the ps3 is on its way out
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>>10772514
Oh...yeah something is certainly wrong in the world then.
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>"Epic" is at 100% on rottentomatoes

WHAT THE FUCK BIZARRO DIMENSION IS THIS
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>mfw shitters here don't even remember the theme song
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>>10772531
FUCK YOU CUNT
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
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>>10772535

What the fuck is "Epic"?
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>>10772540
Some movie.
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>>10772527
>Direct3D
>Dead
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These stupid Gordon Ramsay jokes that tumblr's been eating up for the last couple months are so shitty

They never contain any of the wit that the stuff he actually says on the show, and half of them are just references to dumb pseudo-internet memes
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>>10772527
>Xbox
>Tanking
HA
The CoD and Madden crowd can save it. And now since they advertise it as a media center a shitload of idiots will buy it because they know nothing about technology.
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>>10772535
>Average rating 6.4/10
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>>10772548
right up in our fuckin craw
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>>10772548
That's really interesting
Why are you telling us about Tumblr?
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>>10772548
Someone showed me some of the best Ramsey clips the other day. He's not just a guy that insults, he's just brutally honest. He literally made this one girl cry with how honest he was, saying how amazing her dish was and she should stop doubting herself.

He doesn't deserve this "meme"
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