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>>10656384

Any period of time you prefer the ponies to reside in rather then the "modern" age they have now?
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Nah, ponies are fine where they are.
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Ha ha ha. Unf.
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A steam-punkish Industrial age.
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>>10660048
Nope.
I like their low technology level.
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i love dicks, i want all your dicks
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>>10660048
I like this picture a lot.
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>>10660070
She does not!
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>>10660048
I prefer ponies with their airships and video games and x-rays and electrical fans.
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>>10660048
THE FUTURE
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>>10660115
What if we all posted pictures of our dicks for you
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>>10660123
>>10660070
Did you know that a typical sexual encounter burns 300 calories?
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>>10660115
red pls, don't tease
my dick hurts
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>>10660132

Klondike pls stop trying to get us to post diamond dogs, it's not gonna work

shit
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What if you could punch your cartoon waifu right in the face and your hand could just bounce back like she's made of rubber and instead of hurting her it just tickles?
Would you punch her and beat her and throw her off buildings and run her over with your car to prank people? Or wad her entire body into a little ball and put her in your pocket and at some point she jumps out and scares someone?
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>>10660104
Its a fitting style for the show.
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>>10660123
You'd rather she workout alone?
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>>10660139

Did you know that professional chess players can burn 8000(three zeroes, yep) calories a match from thinking?
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>>10660123
She does. She has a fat butt.
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>>10660157
Imagine how thin they would be if they were fucking while doing it.
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>>10660115
But I was cut at birth. You wouldn't love a freak like me.
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>>10660142
I'M SORRY
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>>10660115
excuse u
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>>10660153
I think those hats are so ugly.
There, I said it.
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>you will never suck rediv's dick
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>>10660173
>Implying you don't share that feeling anyways
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>>10660157
I will need a source on this, because that is the most made up sounding thing I've ever heard.
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>>10660170
Correct. You are an incomplete man. You are ruined forever.
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>>10660171
You should be
That's a paddlin'
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>>10660171
Diamond dogs you say?
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>>10660183
I want to suck on Pinkie.
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>>10660138
W-with 'rediv' written on them...?
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>>10660159
Is there a problem anon?
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>>10660182
Its bulletproof.
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>>10660171

THESE AREN'T EVEN MY FILENAMES, KLONDIKE

THEY'RE YOURS
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>>10660205
Yes
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>>10660129
What if it is the future? Humanity mastered genetic engineering and over a few generations, everyone become cute magical ponies. Given the fact they are still on earth, they have two people make sure the Moon stays orbitting around the earth, as well as making sure the sun never expands into a red dwarf/run out of hydrogen. Over the course of a Billion years, however, pony became lazy and soon most knowledge was lost, and society slowly degraded, with modern ponies being at the forefront of the rebuilding of society and civilization.
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Look at this pony.
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>>10660207
If someone shot that hat, it would just fly off.
And that is the worth of a very tall bulletproof hat.
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>>10660155
If she asked, I would work out with her.
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>>10660173
Hey Red, hadn't you said something about wanting to draw something like this?
https://derpiboo.ru/311046?scope=scpe8df10705ce37906b536de749c61523d147747afb

Did that ever get done?
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>>10660195
Exactly. It's impossible.
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>>10660153
Not that steampunkish, just having a lot of gear machinery powered with magic, along with mass migration to urban centers and emphasis on manufactured goods rather than agriculture.
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>>10660214
Hmmmm.....
I wish to travel forward in time to the age of ponies.
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>>10660208
I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER MY OWN FILENAMES
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>>10660202
me too
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>>10660216
IS THAT A COLD ON THE COB
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Azeroth-tier world. Medieval fantasy with just a dash of whimsical steampunk. Dirigibles at the least. 90's modern tech only as the plot requires. No steelworks. Gunpowder very limited.

So I guess a somewhat inconsistent fantasy rennaissance period.
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>>10660240

THEN HOW DO YOU FIND IMAGES
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>>10660142

I'M NOT EVEN KLONDIKE

I'LL POST ALL THE DIAMOND DOGS I WANT
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>>10660241
>tfw mongols kidnap your waifu and make her a slave.
WHO WILL FIGHT WITH ME TO RECLAIM THEIR PONE?
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>>10660206
See, look at that fat ass. I bet it'd even jiggle when you smacked it.
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>>10660222
trips confirm ill draw it after this picture im doing
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>>10660265
YOU HAVE MY CHANCE
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>>10660265
ME
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what if you woke up and you were klondike
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>>10660196
>you'll never give Saffron's butt a good spanking and tell her she's a bad dog
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>>10660260
How would a gem grow?
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>>10660271

>jiggle
>not sink in like pudding

do you even gooponies
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>>10660260
Holy shit that is old
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>>10660265
what would the pony equivalent of the mongols be?
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>>10660284
I would be depressed
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>>10660271
Foooo
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>>10660284
masturbate
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>>10660048
Ponies would be awesome in an industrial revolution time, like in bioshock infinite.
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>>10660284

I would draw lots of Diamond Dog porn probably

also go do some sick vertical leaps and enjoy watermelon with new furor
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>>10660287
>You will never walk her on a leash in public to sexually degrade her.
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>>10660258
VERY CAREFULLY
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This was too cute not to cap.
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>>10660312
why are they fucking ponies
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>>10660296
Ummmm.....
Yaks.
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>>10660284
I'd ask Kanye West for some money
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What if you woke up in a bed with a pony and you get arrested for attempted rape?
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>>10660313
That wasn't even the full story, though.
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needs more saddles
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>>10660271
plump.
bareback.
buttsex.
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>>10660318
Why are you asking this
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>>10660318
Why aren't you?
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>>10660321
But officer, I didn't even try to cuddle the pony
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>>10660318
>Seriously asking that question in /mlp/
I mean really, who can resist.
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>>10660324
There's more? Link me and I'll cap it.
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>>10660321

kill myself because if a woman claims that you raped her, you're fucking jailed
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>>10660321
Kill myself.

I know what happens to rapists in prison.

They get raped.
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>>10660306

anon pls, he doesn't draw porn, just very suggestive things
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>>10660335
That's what they all say. Take him away boys!
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>>10660331
>>10660332
>>10660336
how do i get a pony to fuck
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>>10660327
These ponies need to wear more saddles in the show.
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>>10660347
as far as you know
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>>10660310
okay I don't think I'd go THAT far...
in the bedroom we can go wild, but degrading her in public seems like it'd be over the line.
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>>10660271
Celestia always has a big fat ass, I thought she would be draw more slender like.
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>>10660351
but who needs saddle to ride the pony?
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>>10660351
totally
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>>10660351
>yfw human twilight tries to wear a saddle
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WHY'D YOU KILL OTIS THAT WAY, SHANE

WHY DIDN'T YOU SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD
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>>10660345
Rapists are raped in prison...
Making their rapists rapists.
So, in the end, everyone is a rapist.
It really makes you think.......
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>>10660345
But it's a pony prison, ponies would be doing the raping.
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>>10660347

He's drawn porn before. Even if he hadn't, I'd possess the skill to.
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>>10660366
Its more of a style.
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>>10660321
Buy the best goddamn lawyer to entrap her and say that she doesn't have right because she's not human.
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>>10660376
Then I could be happy....
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>>10660375
Except for women. They're never rapists. They sexual assaulters.

And even then, their victims should just be happy to be getting some.
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>>10660376
Brb,going to steal something to get in pony prison
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>>10660390

>assassinated by brony vigilante
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>>10660376
ponies don't rape. They just purposely leave rapists out of the daily co-ed shower orgies.
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>>10660390
But you're in pony court
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>>10660376
Whats stopping me from being the big guy that grab random ponies and cuddle them?
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>>10660389
I wish the tail wag was animated
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>>10660337

gg pls if you're here, do one with celestia and luna "defeating" discord.
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>>10660402
The armed guards.
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>>10660394
you wouldn't?
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>>10660389

Why is squash and stretch just good enough to be fappable, it's so simple it's insulting.
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>>10660408
With a big dumb grin on his face the whole time
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>>10660410
Guards job is to keep everyone from escaping, they turn a blind eye to any cuddling that's going on so long as you give them their cut.
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>>10660416
No, not with you.
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>>10660430
I love the energy.
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>>10660410

I was watching some prison videos earlier, and all the guards were huge. One of them was from behind, and he was still huge and all tattooed up. Then he turned around and it was a girl.

then I got a boner
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>>10660364
Thin butts are boring, fanon fat butts are better
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>>10660361
>in public with Saffron
>casually talk about burying a bone in the backyard
>ponies thing nothing of it
>she can't stop blushing and tugging your sleeve
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>>10660430
Hey Ross.
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>>10660372
>"You're gonna ride me hard and put me away wet~"
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>>10660416

>you will never be red's victim
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>>10660400
>co-ed
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>>10660410
GRUNKA LUNKA DUNKITY DARMED GUARDS
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>>10660430
Hi Kraut. Feeling better?
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>>10660416
pls...
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>>10660445
Wwwwwwwwhoaaaa.......
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>>10660435
I feel deeply insulted.
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>>10660416
>red will never hop out of a van, pluck you off the streets and take you back to her love cave
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Don't do that.
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>>10660416
Not if she's a fat chick.

I hate fat chicks.

or probably if it was any girl at all because I'm so fucking autistic and awkward and pathetic.
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>>10660451
Ew, no.
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bark bark
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>>10660424
Because it's almost there in the static picture, you can almost see it and feel it
The squash 'n stretch gets the seeing portion down, at least
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>>10660470
yes,me?
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>>10660447
oh fuck
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>>10660446

If you look at stills from each season, celestia's ass gets canonically fatter. I'm sure someone has that picture comparing them.
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>>10660492
You mean Bow Wow ~
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>>10660451
Is it bad that at first I thought that was Stocking?
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>>10660492

No, you don't understand
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>>10660451
>Costanza/Dreamworks face
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>>10660447

I'm gonna need more of this greentext, anon
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>>10660498
brb crying
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>>10660507
2Stocking4me, that's for sure.
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>>10660442
not satisfied, but that's what i was going for

>>10660448
sucess

>>10660468
i feel different.
but definately worse.
but i know better than to talk about it any more.

goodbye
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What are some sexual euphamisms only Ponies use?
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>>10660507
Are you sure it isn't?
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>>10660521
;_;
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>>10660070
I'm about to go swimming
can pony swim well?
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>>10660524

FUCKING
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>>10660521
>goodbye
ded kraut
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>>10660510
Corwin porfis
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>>10660516
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>>10660542
>wearing water wings on their wings

pfffff
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>>10660265
>>10660241
She looks pretty happy there
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>>10660552
just for a little while
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>>10660542
Watch Hurricane Fluttershy and Too many Pinkies. Yes.
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>>10660524
SEX
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>>10660513
but there's not much else
except for the light bondage with scarves
and the tail tugging
and the reverse cowgirl
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>>10660447
see >>10660513
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butts butts butts butts
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>>10660447
>"You really love burying bones back there, don't you? I've lost count of how many bones I've had to get for you."
>"A-Anon...!"
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>>10660524
FUCKITY FUCK
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>>10660582

Why yes, I do enjoy the occasional posterior
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>>10660256
>Dash of steampunk
heheh

That's kind of what they go for in the show sometimes with Super Squeezy and Twilight's crazy contraptions
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uncut butts
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>>10660583
>Por favor!
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k i dont like dicks anymore you guys turned me gay
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>>10660554
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I love big peepees in my mouth
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Can't we all just get along?
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>>10660563
I thought she looked shocked and scared.
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>>10660596
>implying you weren't gay before
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>>10660562
They should have wore these.
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a slutty mare deserves respect
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>>10660602
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>>10660583
>she punches your arm
>you go flying across the market
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>>10660602
>>10660596
>>10660593
>>10660582
gaise
pls
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>>10660614

No /b/read, fuck off.
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>>10660614
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>>10660614
B-b-but muh superiority complex.
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>>10660601

ilu corwin
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>>10660602
>>10660596
>>10660593
>every tripless namefag ever

for serious, why would you use a name without a trip? it doesn't make sense
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>>10660627
>tfw Reu is ded
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>>10660104
>>10660153
I'll fucking kill you both.
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>>10660634
There comes a time in every namefag life when he/she needs to step up and become tripfag.
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>>10660649
i have a secret trip, i never thought i'd have to use it
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>>10660653

No anon, let them join the ranks of the fedora-wearers

then we can laugh at them
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>>10660649

Because 1. trips are for fags who are super cereal about their name.

And 2. Nigga I do what I want.
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>>10660649
because it's fun exactly because of this. Remember the huge name shitstorm?
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>>10660570
...reverse cowgirl anal?
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>>10660653
What's wrong? You don't like people attaching pressure gauges and brass gears to everything?
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>>10660665
When you start talking about your preference in dick and teasing about getting pictures of dicks then yes, you'll need to use it
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>>10660570
THAT'S "not much else"?!
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>>10660280
AHA! Is this our chance?
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>>10660679
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFCuE5rHbPA
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>>10660653
Is there a reason you did not like this like of style?
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>>10660679
And top hats and mutton-chops and corsets
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>>10660510
>"I'll eat your cock~"
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Cyberpunk will always be superior to steampunk.

Deal with it nerds.
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Anyone here have a draw request?
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>>10660568
>watch HFS

uhhh
does anyone have that gif of the pegasus majestically swimming in that episode?
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>>10660694
yeah? it's not that big of a deal
also I forgot about the vigorous sex that leaves you sweating and her panting
sorry
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>>10660570

anon pls

pls
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>>10660625
Why does she look so nervous?
She's clearly well protected
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>>10660682
okay uh
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>>10660701
Yes. It's more invasive than Homestuck.
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>>10660724
Babs!
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>>10660721
mein neger
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>>10660745

no you gotta draw something to prove it's you

draw fat saffron butt
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>>10660724
finish gala dress bat pone
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>>10660742
She's worried about going swimming for the first time
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>>10660724
Dash standing on hind legs and hugging anon at a little over waist high
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Secure tripcodes are for jerks.
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>>10660724
jalm normally requests as anon. are you jsut trying to bait us?
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>>10660745
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>>10660724
Saffron's phat ghetto booty
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epic namefag impersonation tiem!

/)
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>>10660593
LOL you are so random red
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>>10660702
I'm spoiled by Arcanum, so yeah. I thinking of replaying it with a pony this avatar this time.
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>>10660787

dooks pls
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>>10660595
>"And don't even get me STARTED on the front yard! What do you even DO with all those bones? I've seen you sucking on them sometimes, but it's not as if you can EAT them-"
>she covers your mouth with one big hand
>"mm-m-mmph"
>"SILENCIO!"
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>>10660385
I want to see more art of ponies pull dancing while dressed like carousel ponies.

Imagine a strip club with a large circular carousel in the center instead of a stage and the ponies pole dance as it slowly rotates.
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>>10660812
pole dancing*
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>>10660812
unf
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>>10660812
Why hasn't this been done in real life with human stippers?
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>>10660791
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_RK9gnSw5A
So random!
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So what happens if EQG flops?
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>>10660812
>you will never experience the extravagant and lavish nightlife of canterlot
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>>10660830
Because boobs are gay and the human is gross.
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>>10660736
anon
anon pls
I need this anon
my lewd thoughts have reached critical mass
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>>10660849
It won't.
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>>10660806

I like this.
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>>10660849
Hasbro wonders what they did wrong and then move on to make something else that will fail right off the bat or ruin something that started out promising and then wonder again what went wrong.
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>>10660849
I REALLY hope that if it does, Hasbro would just hide it and pretend it did not exist. For 30th anniversary of MLP, this kind of piss off anyone that watches the show since G1.
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>>10660765
What he said
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>>10660812
BRILLIANT
I know what I'm opening if I'll ever find myself in Canterlot
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>>10660754
You say this while on a board made specifically to stop ponies from invading the rest of 4chan.
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>>10660765
>>10660784
i have to do commissions
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>>10660701
>belt count 5

did I miss any?
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>>10660843
>you will never rape Fred in his traecheotomy hole
>you will never give Fred an unnecessary traecheotomy
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time to officially start using a tripcode all the time now
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I just like to think about what fetishes sentient non human mammals would have, since their bodies and minds are different from the human ones
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>>10660812
I've only seen a little bit of this.
http://derpibooru.org/284291?scope=scpe8d85d72722e1d09a50f6b8e380bd232d05a7cbf4
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>>10660899
Then why are you sitting around here teasing about dicks?
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>>10660908
No! the darkness will eat away at your soul!
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>>10660899

but that doesn't even look like your work
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>>10660892
We do it ironically and for lulz.

Homeshits and Steampricks do it because they honestly believe they're helping.
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>>10660859
only you can finish this one out, anon
bury that bone
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>>10660908
>implying anyone would want to impersonate you
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>>10660908

DOOOOKS NOOOOOOOO

wwhy?
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>>10660908

it's funny because you're not dooks
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>>10660942
>lulz

Back to /b/ with you.
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>>10660942
>ironically
>lulz
Jesus fucking christ just stop
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>>10660872

Saffron speaking spanish is always great
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>>10660899
Oh.
Commission on, I suppose.
Good luck.
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>>10660968
>>10660976
How else do I say it, then?
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>>10661001

you like acting like a retard
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>>10660754
[in your opinion]
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>>10661001
it's not how you say it but that you say it.
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>>10660806
>>10660872
>"Are you done?"
>you give her a little nod
>she pulls her hand away from your mouth
>"Good. Now can we get our shopping done sometime BEFORE the market closes?"
>"Yeah yeah, let's go."

>"...Be good and I might see if I can find a nice big bone to give you when we get ho-"
>Saffron smacks you on the back of the head
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>>10660937
im leaving mlpg forever.
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When I started to draw I was really bad.

Now I'm getting pretty good and popular. It's driving my haters nuts.

It's a good feel.
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>>10661013
No, you worthless piece of shit, it's FACT that Homestuck is the worst everything.

For example, let's talk about OCs.

Here we have an average Homestuck OC. First result I got when searching.

I don't have words for the concentrated autism.
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>>10661034
me too
see you in a minute
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>>10661034
Post that pillow when you get it
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>>10661049
Are you being ironic right now?
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>>10661049
I thought that was the main character
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>>10661048
LMJ please go
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>>10661024
Oh when we get back she is SO going in the doghouse.
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Do you want to pet this dog?
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>>10661049
Now here's the average CUHRAYZEE good MLP OC.

Look at her. Not OP, cute, fuckable, and great design.

That's one of the infinite things MLP has on Homestuck. Shrekmate, bazooper.
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>>10661071

I want to fix that dog's slipping butt cheek
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>>10661066
It might as well be.

>>10661065
What?
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/co/ is having a fun time bashing MLP and EqG right now. Their janitors must be asleep.
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>>10661071
I'm more of a cat guy, but she's 2qt so it's okay.
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>>10661071
has she ever been drawn in bike shorts yet?
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>>10661097

lonk that shit
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>>10661080
I wish Jessy was here
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>>10661049
>>10661080
[in your opinion]
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>>10661071
i have always been a huge dog furry
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>>10661114

she does good pones
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>>10661116
I am going to reach through my screen and pop you, I swear to fucking god.
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>>10661071
I want to do a lot of things to her
petting is one of those things
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>>10661080
>average mlp oc.png

But that's wrong you fucking retard, just look.
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>>10661097
LINK IT YOU FAGFAGOT
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>>10661097
Good for them! Unless it's just mindless brony hate circlejerking. Then it's kinda retarded.
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>>10661120
>>10661121
ilu moot
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>>10661122
No, you intentionally googled 'bad MLP OCs'. I just searched myself.

Back to /hsg/ with you.

>>10661120
>>10661121
lelwat
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>>10661124
Find it yourself, nigger.
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>>10661120
>>10661121

THE SAFFRON BUTTS ARE SPREADING
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>>10661120
>>10661121
*slowclap*
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I'm back

that was refreshing
I think I'll quit MLPG forever more often
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>>10661080
>hamsteak tunnel vision

Every fandom has good and horrifically bad OCs.
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>>10661112
>>10661124
>>10661097
>>>/co/49676665
>>>/co/49679617
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/co/ wants to know what contributors we still have
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>>10661154
yeah, exactly
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>>10661152
It's pretty refreshing, huh?
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>>10661152

pls draw Paula
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>>10661049
>concentrated autism
Where do you think we are?
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>>10661144
Already did. You had a chance to be useful this one time and you failed. Nice job.
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>>10661162
Tell them to get their butts over here if they're curious. There's links.
This back-and-forth stuff is silly.
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So which ship would produce the best magical lesbian spawn?
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>>10661183

No, he should draw more Caimon
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>>10661202
ur mom.
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>>10661162
Link them the who's who
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>>10661205
No, how about the Egyptian Golem girl?
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>>10661226

She's Egyptian now? I like her too, though.
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>>10661234
She's got a cobra headdress and gold scarabs for a bra
Seems pretty egyptian style to me
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>>10661241
pls no
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>>10661070
>"B-But Anon-!"
>"No buts. You've been a bad dog."
>she lets out a little whine as you attach a collar to her neck
>"And bad dogs should be DISCIPLINED."
>Saffron whimpers, her trembling thighs rubbing together a little as she looks up at you
>reaching down, you rub the top of her head
>"Be a good girl, and I'll give you that bone~"
>her tail wags excitedly against the floor
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>>10661226
Wait, how about the Spidergirl with huge tits?
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>>10661226
>>10661234
>>10661259
Wait who? Did GG put up some more exotic hips?
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>>10661259

Oh, that one. I thought you were talking about Dewbon

I'm not sure about that one...
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>>10661241
but yeah, you have to consider the context of the stories
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>>10661202
Probably that one. Little polite country filly who talks like a southern lady.
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>/co/ thread deleted
c'est la vie.
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>>10661241
Okay, that aside, here's the first MLP OC I found.

Probably is the son of Luna and Twilight, is likely an alicorn(I looked away quickly, it hurt my eyes), and is a mess of blood red.

Fuck this thing. Homestuck is the best, deal with it bronies.
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>>10661287

Check the sub. Or his tumblr.
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>>10661109
...now I want to see this too
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Aww... /co/ thread died.
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>>10661275
I shouldn't like this,but I do.
A lot.
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>>10661303
/co/ thread about what?
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>>10661241
It's your OC. You like it too much, know too much about it, and reverse image search gets me jackshit.

Get the fuck out and go back to Homestuck General, you piece of shit.
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>>10661278
>>10661226
I think we're just making stuff up now.
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>>10661275

Do go on.
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>>10661241
You're not serious are you? All fandoms have awful OCs in someone's opinion. It's not an objective matter
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Aww, /co/'s mod woke up and deleted all the threads.

Shame, it was so entertaining.
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brnnnn
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>>10661316
The comic cover featuring a MLP-Transformers crossover.
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>>10661295
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>>10661321

They're both on the sub.
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>>10661295
Really who cares
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>>10661316
us, of course.
Was a pretty good one, too.
>>10661329
>threads, plural
wait what
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>>10661329

You do know mods are global right?
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>>10661348

there are global mods, but they're not all global
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>>10661344
There were two threads about the comic cover, one of which became very active, over 200 posts and was discussing FiM as well.

Another thread about Equestria Girls which reached about 60 posts. They were just deleted now.
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keep calm and filter on
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>>10661296
Jesus Christ.
Glitter Glue never stop monstergirling.
Also Agua is adorbs
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>>10661344
>>10661334
Guys. Why do you think we moved here?

Who could be so stupid to make a pony thread on /co/?
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>neo/co/ telling us we deserve it

the nerve
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>>10661384
>neo
Nice buzzword /v/
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>>10661380
FUCK THE SYSTEM
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>>10661376
But then he'll just use a different name

It's never going to stop
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>>10661380
I went there to shitpost with full knowledge that the thread would be deleted.
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>>10661385
>:)

Troll confirmed. 11/10 made me reply
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>>10661380
Some Transformerfag who was butthurt about the Optimus Prime on the Micro #5 SDCC cover.

Which probably also gets an 8 page exclusive extra crososver story.
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>>10661398

i'll just filter that one too

it'll stop for me
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>>10661114
Hey Rediv hun, did you need something?
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>>10661394
Isn't calling people /v/ a buzzword?
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>>10661399
Oh, that's understandable.
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>>10661385
>Which brings me to my next point; we are purifying you bronies.
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>>10661375
Huh. I was in at least one of those, then.
>>10661380
the one I was in was somebody bitching about the crossover comic. He posted later about his poor jimmies.
>>10661384
Thread I was in was pretty sympathetic, actually
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>>10661394

Spoilers, words have been used before /v/ got a hold of them.
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>>10661336
I can't
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>>10661409
>I'm gonna brrrt you
Unf...
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>>10661418

I wasn't in the transformer cover one, it was the other.
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If you could reproduce with pony and have completely pony children, would you?
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>>10661409
No.. it's too cute
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>>10661416
I see a Homestuck reaction. See? If it weren't for us, the thread never would've taken off.

Checkmate, bronies.
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>>10661384
But it's true.
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>>10661304
>>10661323
how shall you discipline that bad dog?
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>>10661442

No.
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>>10661409
holy shit

the cute is too much
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>>10661385
I wish you were right

I really do

But the truth here is that you guys lost the battle against bronies, and WE had to pay the price
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Oh my god recursive filtering is great.
Why did I not enable this earlier.
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>>10661442
Yes, immediately.
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>>10661457
Oh fuck.
Is it from the 2nd part?
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>>10661378
i'll monstergirl forever
I don't know how big a library of girls I should build up though
when does it all end
what are they even for
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>>10661461
Why does Saffron always have suck a good back & shoulders?
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>>10661409
>you will never come fly with plane pone
sad day for everyone
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>>10661457
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>>10661409
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>>10661461
A little trick picked up for an old marefriend.
Gingering.
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>>10661409
AHMYGAH

PLEASE DRAW HER GETTING INSIDE ANON'S SHIRT LIKE A LITTLE BIRDIE
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>>10661442
Of course.
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>>10661442
In a heartbeat.
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>>10661478

Just draw like 3 gigs of Caimon lazies and hang up your cape
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>>10661478

>what are they for

Does everything need a purpose?
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>>10661478
>what are they even for
That monster girl game you're going to make.
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>>10661473
how would you raise them? Do you think they'd resent having a non-pony father when they grow older?
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>>10661442
>Wanting to ruin your life
lyl no.
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>>10661489
>gingering
Oh,you clever bastard. You clever,clever bastard.
>>10661461
I vote for gingering too.
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>>10661493
What about Cadence's ass?
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>>10661453
HOLD IT!
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>>10661409
What are you gonna do, brrrrt me?
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>>10661477
Yep.
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>>10661493
you know it.
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>>10661409
you are here
now give me a kiss i am happy to see you
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>>10661516

yes pls, I would like this. text based games with pictures should be a cinch
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>>10661457
>"Ugh, one of those annoying breeding types"
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>>10661461

With ass fondling
and anal
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>>10661516
What kind of genre would such a game even be?
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>>10661510
>brodles

Every time!
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>>10661478
>what are they even for
I just figured you were doing them for fun.
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>>10661525

Wow that's a really unconvincing rape scene
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>tfw jessy is dead
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>>10661478

Yeah you've been drawing a shitton of new ones lately that you're probably never going to use again

Paula could become a regular part of the lineup, though
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>>10661478
You should have them meet LK's monstergirls
Agua talking with his plant lady or something
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>>10661551
JRPG with a KS style mandatory waifu system
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>>10661510
>>Although Logo started as a network focusing on a gay audience, it has evolved into inclusive programming that also attracts a straight audience that wants to be ahead of the curve. The Brony message of love and tolerance...
I was laughing when I started reading
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>>10661572
What kind of reaction is that?
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>>10661551

Adventure game, duh

like CoC but with less fetishes
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>>10661558
exactly

boys should be happy just to be getting some.
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>>10661551
>rape
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>>10661522
>
>>10661526
ewww
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For anyone following the Celestia Quest, it's continuing tomorrow in /mlp/, not the sub. I'm starting it much earlier since that's what people seemed to want. Noon in the UTC-5 zone.
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>>10661577
Well LK should do more stuff with his monstergirls before that

I just want him to draw more
>>
Are these threads even about MLP anymore? It's okay to be honest.
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>>10661585
I watch Logo whenever they have Crank Yankers reruns on.
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>>10661610
What the fuck is MLP?
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>>10661510
>brony doc is airing on the homosexual channel

MY SIDES
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>>10661610
Shh don't say anything, you'll just make entitled fetishfags go mad
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>>10661610
Not really, no
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>>10661551
____shmupRPG
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>>10661409
>tfw no plane pony porn
>>
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>>10661600
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>>10661572
You shouldn't mourn the dead, but instead celebrate what time you had together.
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>>10661610

I usually only talk about how much I love my pony waifu when I'm discussing ponies

sometimes episode ideas and worldbuilding, but otherwise I don't talk about pony
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>>10660211
I posted a picture just for you in >>>/soc/16010813
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>>10661610
morning threads are the best for show discussion. Sleepy anons and Europeans.
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>>10661426
I want to fuck those ponies
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>>10661599
Why do I find their snouts so attractive?
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>>10661610
MLPG is always on topic... kind of.
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>>10661510
>bronies documentary to appear on homosexual network
>specifically on a series about crazy shit that weirdos do
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>>10661594
The problem with Monster Girl Quest is that the protagonist is some sheltered Catholic who's deathly afraid of vagina
at least until the end of the second game

To be fair, some monsters DO kill him, while others just keep him as a sex slave.

Still, if I were in MGQ I'd find the girl who does the most butt stuff and give her my mind and body in a heartbeat.
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>>10661610
We're low on MLP itself except for EQG and comics. We've discussed the show to death and back.
The ponies themselves are doing fine.
>>
>>10661610
...What's Mlp?
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>>10661632
my sides
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>>10661551
I want to play Game Dev Story now
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>>10661654
Are you fucking serious
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>>10661655
lol
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>>10661632
hehe
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>>10661667
Butt stuff as in you buttfucking her or her buttfucking you?
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>>10661678
Make sure to pirate it.
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>>10661654

>you actually did it
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>>10661674
my late parcel
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>>10661656
Would you fuck a pony version of yourself?
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>>10661657
Cus youre a fucking weirdo with a fetish for horsefucking, beastiality, pedophilia and childrens cartoons?
>Or cus theyre cute maybe
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>depressed people
God I just
wish I could just do magic shit and find a cure for depression in like two weeks and just
give it to everyone who feels depressed
I don't want to see people sad
it's not fair
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>>10661679
...He's serious.
He seriously wrote "rediv" on it.

What the fuck,anon.
I'M GONNA DO IT TOO
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>>10661667

would you scratch her butt
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>>10661654
Pffffffffffhahahahahaha
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>>10661667
that's the best kind of protagonist

>you will never be a pure straightman paladin who has to team up with some crazy succubus sidekick and fight crime
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>>10661667
I actually thought the zombie was the hottest one, although I only just started part 2.
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Does pony watch her girlish figure?
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>>10661706
I took a shower. it usually helps.
It kinda did.
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>>10661698
only if at least one of us were female. Even if I were the pony.
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>>10661698
holy unf yes

preferably from both perspectives
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>>10661654
omg
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>>10661557
>I just figured you were doing them for fun.
well yeah but eventually you get a digital harem of like 100 monster girls and then what
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>>10661690
Her buttfucking me, obviously.

Some of them DO have very thick tentacles, after all.
Taking things in the butt is the most satisfying thing in the world and everyone who disagrees with me has either never done it or done it wrong.
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>>10661723
Pony is as soft as marshmallows. Take a guess.
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>>10661654
Is it wrong that I would suck you off, maybe give a little anal too with a pretty dress on?
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>>10661654
MLPG PLEASE

PLEASE
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>>10661706
They did it to themselves.
We did.
It's all in our minds, man. All in our fucking minds

Still, you're a very decent human being.
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>>10661709
I would say we've been derailed but the thread's never been on topic
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>>10661741
some of them are crystal and some are purple flavored.
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>>10661734
Now you have to post your vag.
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>>10661536
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>>10661734
WE'RE ALL GONNA POSTS OUR DICKS FOR YOU REDIV
AREN'T YOU EXCITED
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>>10661736

Just make a text game like CoC and put them to use. Make us fight them, or something, to achieve an actual goal, unlike that trainwreck of a story CoC tries to push along.
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>>10661736
You make a Suikoden-like RPG with them
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>>10661741
except when they're cotton candy.
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>>10661749
Noo, it's saturday over here in Sweden The kock is. 00:32
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is that pony toy hot glue thing still going on?
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>>10661736
>well yeah but eventually you get a digital harem of like 100 monster girls and then what
I assumed that was the end goal...
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>>10661758
purple?
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>>10661768
I don't even know who rediv is but I just might
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>>10661764
Now make them rub each other with the other end
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>>10661764
IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
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>>10661523
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPJE4l6j-hg

This game has gone on long enough!

I present to the court, evidence that proves how invasive and uncouth Homestucks are!

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=97926

Ergo...
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>>10661654
I've been looking at dicks for three minutes straight and still hasn't found it.
Give me the goddamn post.
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>>10661764
L.E.W.D.
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>>10661654
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>>10661774
>looks at clock
you are right!
the clock is 00:32 in sweden
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>>10661764
OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP
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>>10661778
The best and only argument for Twilight being black is that she is purple drank pone.
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>>10661764

oh my goooosh~
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>>10661779
SHE A GRILL,NIGGA
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>>10661779
>Anon taking any opportunity to post his dick online
Sounds about right
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>>10661792

it's on his thigh, not his dick
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>>10661792
Well, it was the last one when I posted it a few minutes ago...
>>
Who are all these tripfags
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>>10661770

This would be neat
>>
Fucking namefags ruining the thread
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>>10661789
With this evidence, Homestucks are, indeed, invasive faggots of the lowest order!
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>>10661803
A real one or one of those fake online ones?
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>>10661749
WAHHAY
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>>10661778
Pink > Purple
This is fact, don't try to debate it.
>>
>tfw only half cut
How ruined am I
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>>10661654
Why am I looking at all these weiners
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>>10661726
What if You got a pony doppelganger but both of you end up being mares?
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>>10661817
Agreed.
We need the tripfags to come make this thread better.
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>>10661706
>We think your post is spam
Fuck you auto bullshit detection. Text under picture. Link related below.

hyperboleandahalf.blogspot
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>>10661830

She's legit.

She's p. kuhwhyee too.
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>>10661654
I love /soc/ dick threads

They remind me that I should kill myself.
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>>10661654
What sorcery is this? You're not even fat and disgusting
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>>10661830
I think real.
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>>10661764
>tfw jessy doesn't boop noses with anon
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>>10661842
well the /b/ tripfags are here because my filter's started catching shit in it

go to town with them
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>>10661817
>red posts with her name and the thread turns into dicks
>does nothing but rile everyone up
>Jessy posts without her name with adorable new pics
and I used to like Red, too
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>>10661837
>half cut

elaborate?
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>>10661825
(I don't even like Homestuck! Why did I have to defend them?)
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Well then, looks I need to come back in a couple hours.
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>>10661840
That would be the best end obviously.
even if I got a male human doppelganger and I was the mare. Even then anon.
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>>10661736
Assuming they're all as consistently unique as they are now?

Fuck, pat yourself on the back I guess. You creative motherfucker.
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>>10661856
you know most of them werent me, right
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>>10661840
>both mares
nigga das gay
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>>10661872

You're not red either, you fuck
>>
This entire thread has been a laugh riot so far
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>>10661856

>jessy posting

Because you just cant get off the ride. She even did the whole tumblr "im done" thing and here she is. Not that that's a problem or anything, I fucking knew it would happen.
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>>10661879
>red hasnt even been here
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>>10661872
I know that people were trying to be you for a moment
but you did start all of this dick convo in the old thread
and you did tease everyone for pics of their dicks
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>>10661875
niggah das my fetish.
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>>10661872
But did you like seeing it?
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>>10661654
I'm proud of you.
Nice dick, too
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>>10661888

yeah, that's not red
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>>10661886
>red has never been here
>she's just a construct of the general
>>
Would you post your favorite pony right in her favorite general in /mlp/?
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>>10661883
>She even did the whole tumblr "im done" thing
no I'm pretty sure she didn't
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>>10661886
Post butts
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>>10661888
i didnt do the last thing
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>>10661900
Good golly holly
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>>10661888
It wasn't red. you know why?
because I kept posting as her
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>>10661904

Yeah, I'm pretty sure she did.
>>
Sooo

Is anyone else gonna post his dick?
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>>10661859
If the defense has no objections, I am afraid I must judge Homestucks...
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>>10661851
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>>10661883
She just said that it isn't as fun as it used to be sometimes
Which is pretty much what a lot of people have said
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>>10661925
Depends if rediv wants to see it.
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>>10661875
Riley pls go
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>>10661925
Why are you gay, son.
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>>10661923
well feel free to post it then since it'll still be on tumblr
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>>10661927
Guilty, of being invasive faggots!
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>>10661929
HOLY SHIT THAT FILLY CAN TRANSFORM
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>>10661907
>not wanting belly
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>>10661929
Scrunchiest horse time?
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>homestuck samefagger
>/soc/ dick discussion
>tripfags

Yeah. That's enough mlpg for today, see you fags tomorrow.
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>>10661935
I live in Riley, though
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>>10661925
>Waiting for permission on the internet
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>>10661906
I don't mingle with criminals.
People will think less of me.
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>>10661939

Nigga you crazy, I'm not gonna go full autism and dig through each of her posts.
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>>10661489
>>10661519
>>10661549
>tugging slightly on her leash, you pull Saffron towards you, making her prop herself up with her arms to keep from falling over
>craning her neck, she gazes up at you with an apprehensive expression
>"Lift it."
>tentatively, she slips her knees out from under her and arches her back, lifting her ample derriere into the air
>despite her outward nervousness, her tail wagging to and fro betrays her enjoyment of the situation
>you make your way around her, kneeling down in front of her raised buttocks
>her slit is already moist with excitement, the tender pink flesh glistening in the light. Her bountiful cheeks tighten as she flexes her glutes
>taking hold of her rear with one hand, you squeeze it firmly, sinking your fingertips into the plush flesh and enticing a gasp from Saffron's lips
>as you knead and rub her pillowy cheek, you gently tug it aside, exposing her quivering pucker tucked within the seam of her ass
>"W-What are you gonna do to me...?"
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>>10661925
I don't have one.
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>>10661949
He seems to have disappeared. Probably couldn't handle the Edge...'s worth.
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Dammit, and then that's the last you see of her.
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>friday

Of course, that's why.
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>>10661969
go buy one already
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>>10661949
Yeah I guess I pass as well for today. See tomorrow man.
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>>10661976
fuck her again anyway.
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>>10661969
rediv pls
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>>10661969
Go get one and claim it as yours.
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>>10661968
LICK BUTT.
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>>10661998
nope.
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>>10661976
Yes, but you can always use the encyclopedia to go back to her.

And then there's the extra short story scenes
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I wonder what Twily's clam looks like.
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>>10662000
rediv pls
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>>10661969
Posting without your name is useless if you just keep the same line of conversation
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>>10662013
I mean I want to her as a small horse.
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>>10662009
Rose pls
Jessy pls
Reu pls
Ross pls
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>>10661978

>blaming it on friday/weekend
>blaming it on summer
>blaming it on the day threads
>blaming it on the night threads
>pointing the finger in every which direction

The shitposters own the thread. Eventually no one will be left, and then what? Will you be satisfied? Was all the time and effort worth it?
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>>10662009
Tits or gtfo
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>>10662019
i dont use punctuation
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>>10661843
That...has really changed my idea of depression
I never had felt depressed to the degree of that guy, but maybe now I have a slim idea of how it works and what not to do with people who are feeling depressed.
I'm rambling here, but thank you for showing me this
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>>10662033
Blaime it on the ponies.
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>>10662019
Nope.
>>10662023
4 x nope.

Post more dick.
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>>10662033
Well now I just blame you.
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>>10661734
Post a thumbs up or thumbs down to every dick
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>>10662033

I can tolerate the threads no matter what time during the week

the weekend is really awful
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>>10661968
If we haven't inserted the ginger, a little bit of teasing with our wonderful fingers should loosen her up nicely.
If we have, a firm spank or two (or three) will make the ginger take effect that much more~
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>>10662055
Yamino pls.
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>>10662055
You're not the boss of me,anon.
Post tits.
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>>10662058
(y)
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>>10662033
You forgot blaming me...
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>>10662033
Nightthread can be damn chill if the fetishfags stay out of the discussion. I should know, I am one.
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cuddle hard mlpg
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How about ponies with kicky little legs?
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>>10661769
Times like this I wish I knew how to flash program
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>>10662067
But then you'll play the trap card and demand more . Stop being demanding anon. No one likes a dick.
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>>10662084
>HEY! HEY! SLEEP NOW IN THE FIRE.gif
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>>10662080
Exactly. There are some times when posting in mpg feels like hugging a huge cloud made of cotton candy.
And vaginas.
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>>10662060
>He just tolerates.
>Doing a job halfassed.
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>>10662084
>WINTER WRAP UP WINTER WRAP UP!
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>>10662103
>vaginas
>not penises
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>>10662092
So why do you want to see it?
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>>10662095
>NOISE NOISE. Fire always makes it better!
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>>10662076
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>>10662110
Well if you're into that sort of thing anon ok.
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>>10662110
no,that's the night thread.
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>>10662071
unf
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>>10662090

Ask klondike, I think he was the one that attempted a text game way back in the day.
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>>10662111
Because I demand post post the dick.
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This pony just kissed you on the cheek
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>>10662135
kid, if you're gonna play the domme card you're going to do better than that.
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>>10662140

2.3 I think we should just be friends

whitetears.gif
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>>10662140
Turn to her, grab her by the shoulder, and pull her in to return it
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>>10662140
This pony just kissed you on the mouth.
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>>10661968
>"Wait here."
>"H-Huh-?"
>"And don't move a muscle."
>obediently, Saffron keeps her butt stuck out, peeking at you out of the corner of her eye as you dig around in the nightstand
>"Hmm...where is it...aHA!"
>turning back to Saffron, you show her the object you had been searching for
>a piece of ginger, carved into the rough shape of a plug
>Saffron's eyes widen as her eyes fall upon it
>"Y-You wouldn't...!"
>>
MUH DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
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>>10662120
>
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>>10662140
give her a hug and ask her if she can show em the way to twilight's.
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>>10662156
post it.
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>>10662140
What a nice pony.
I should do something for her.
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>>10662140
What kind of hat is that?
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>>10661968

Put your dick in that dog's butt.
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>>10662120
man, and I was just wondering if there were any places nicer than MLPG.
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someone post a dick already
I'm going to bed soon and don't want to miss a dick
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>>10662156
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>>10662155
Shit's getting real. Plug it up and let's get frea-
HOLY SHIT,SHE'S FULL OF SHIT
DON'T STICK IN HER BUTT
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>>10662148
Post.
The.
Dick.
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>>10662182
We are all dicks, anon
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>>10661783
you're silly
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>>10661805
if i had a decent dick i would be posting it every chance
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>>10662191
What will I gain from this?
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>>10662184
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>>10662047
This thread is already fucked so no one will mind us spoilering stuff I hope. Yeah I read it through tears and I'm glad Moot posted it. It was kind of last thing I could expect to read. I feel like that from time to time it jumps back and forth. I was even thinking about suicide which now sounds pointless but just few days ago seemed to be an option. I even checked if I care about stuff anymore and shaved my head just to see if losing those glorious hair of mine that I grew for so long will affect me. It didn't really.

It's just surreal. So fucking surreal to be in great mood on 160% of productivity. Have great ideas and so much strength to push further and then just the next day lose all of it. It wasn't even material but I lost it anyway and had no idea what happened.

Sorry I just needed to say something. I'm rambling yet again on mlpg. I'm seeing doc in few days. Have a great life anon and see you around.
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>>10662167
Bake her a pie
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>>10662198
I know right

There is not a single good thing about having a small dick.
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>>10662197
im freaking out right now
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>>10662183
oh fuck
my sides
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>>10662197
You ponies and your butt touching
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>>10662191
I'm not goig through the hassle of taking my camera,taking the cable, getting hard and take a picture just because.
What do I get from this?
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>>10662208
It's not a joke if it's true.
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>>10662209
Take care, man
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>>10662221
almost as good as butt stacking.
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>>10662209
>Yeah I read it through tears and I'm glad Moot posted it.

Why him? What's the point? Where? And when?
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>>10662226
fuck off stormweenie
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>>10662225
>>10662202
So demanding anon. Jeeze.
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>>10662197
And you're great

God dammit your style is fucking adorable
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>>10662155
"Saffron, didn't I say bad doggies get their punishment?" And twist it in slow.
Make sure to use a little lube, we want her to burn, not bleed.
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>>10662231
WHY HASN'T ANYONE WORKED ON THAT PIC
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>>10662197
Now do a little shake and ladybugs awake.
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>>10662237
And you better write Mlpg on those tits.
Now move it.
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>>10662213
It complements a nice body well?
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>>10662235
Sure thing bro.
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its nice to have some girl drawfags who arnt complete prudes. i posted my dick to rose and she just blocked me on tumblr.
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>>10662259
you know why they made dicks so small back then?
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>>10662264
You sure know your way around the ladies don't you anon?
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>>10662260
british_POWs_during_the_falklands-war.jpg
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>>10662234
Moot. In latest Q&A. Posted this hyperboleandahalf.blogspot answering some: "were you ever depressed" kind of question.
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>>10662209
I wish I was there for you, Anon. Take care, and come back soon.
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>>10662282

because no homo
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>>10662259
bigger dick would have worked better
and possibly cut
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>>10662259
Except a male body cannot be nice unless it has a large dick.
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>>10662264
>you will never harass rose for months on tumblr because she blocked you for 15 minutes in a stream

Actually I feel pretty good about that
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>>10662264
No you didn't, don't lie to them like that.
>>
Just think, all those guys with "worry about small dick" syndrome will probably be able to have an entirely new one made for them in their lifetime. 50 years from now, everybody's walking around with a truncheon in their pants.
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>>10662264
I have no good reaction images to what you just said.
You sure know how to treat a woman.
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>>10662304

>harass
>on tumblr

that's adorable

i'm sure your asks were heavily thought about and kept her up at night
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>>10662282
Well, I know that the greeks thought that large wieners were "barbaric", and Michelangelo made David in that style.
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>>10662309
Except the world is going to melt from global warming within 20 years
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>>10662326
Did you read my post? I never said I did that.
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>>10662282
Because the Statue of David is meant to represent David staring down Goliath. His dick is literally shrinking from the fight or flight response in order to get all the blood from unnecessary parts of the body. It's the same reason people would grow pale when shocked; their body is siphoning blood from the skin to use for the vital organs
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I humbly request a picture of red, palette, inky and sleepy being stacked on each other, with visible pone butts.
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You can ONLY take ONE
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>>10662307
>Rose is here too
THIS THREAD HAS TOO MANY VAGINAS
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>>10662221
pony should butt butts
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>>10662309
People need to stop worrying about the size of their dicks. It doesn't matter how large your hamemr is,but how you can hit the nail.
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>>10662326
they are talking about ponebrone
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>>10662333
That's why I'm going to mars anon. Mars.
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>>10662333
>global warming

If you were serious in that post, I fucking hate you.
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>>10662340
>>10662331
>>10662292

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2627/why-does-so-much-ancient-greek-art-feature-males-with-small-genitalia
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>>10662349
It's easier to hit a nail with a big hammer.
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>>10662343
We are not here to satisfy your every fetish anon

Go to bed
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>>10662343
I feel strange for knowing right away with no conflict which one I want. I will take the apple.
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>>10662349
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>>10662343
Twilight
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>>10662343
how long will it take for them to mature?
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>>10662360
Why.
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>>10662209
Take care, man. Good luck on everything. I'm rooting for you.
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>>10662363
>A circumcised penis was particularly gross. (2) The ideal penis was small, thin, and covered with a long, tapered foreskin.

Niggas.
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>>10662343
I want to take Magichorse for myself, but Partyhorse for my depressed friend.
I guess I could carry them to a pet shelter and tell him about penk.
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>>10662365
But you're not making a hole in a wall, you're trying to hang a perfect and fragile picture.
You don't want to fucking break the wall.
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>>10662379
They stay baby form for the rest of your life and when you pass away go back to their own world.
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>>10662380
Because it's a pile of steaming bullshit. Educate yourself, read more books and less newspapers, and don't believe guys in tv.
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>>10662345
>vaginas
>too many
no such thing as too many anon.
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>>10662409
I see.

Just wondering, what is your opinion of Alex Jones?
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>>10662366
>Celestia
muh fetish...
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>>10662405
Fuck that.
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>>10662345
And not one of them is mare vagina
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>>10662415
That's what I was thinking too.
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>>10662404
Anon, babies come out of those things. They can take it. And they will love it.
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>>10662409
>ecause it's a pile of steaming bullshit. Educate yourself, read more books and less newspapers, and don't believe guys in tv.

>laughing republicans driving suvs.gif
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>>10662366
>Celestia turning you into a subby stallion for her BDSM fetish
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>>10662439
When babies come out of those things, It hurts as much as if they were trying to shove a basketball made of meat inside your asshole.
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>>10662456

Don't forget that the pelvis has to crack to give birth
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>>10662447
>not loving and motherly Celestia
do you even sunbutt?
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>>10662409
>>10662419
>>10662442
Please no.
Arguing this here will do nothing.
Instead look at this crying horse.
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>>10662409
So what are your opinion on chemtrails and new earth creationism?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hieeq0KxUFw

Is it me or FiW is losing its touch
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>>10662326
>implying you can't harass people on tumblr by messaging them anonymously.
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How can you hate vaginas? Most of you favorite ponies have them.
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>>10662456
And dicks aren't generally as big as babies

anon pls

pls anon

Your penis is small.
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>>10662463
>the pelvis has to crack
god what?
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>>10662469
FiW lost its touch 5 seconds into the first episode.
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>>10662465

sad pone time?
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>>10662465
GIVE THAT PONY 500 cc OF HUGS AND CUDDLES,STAT
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>>10662475

>oh no this anonymous dude has said things about me
>better cry about it and not delete it without thinking
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>>10662409
I remember when Sarge Sprinkles wrote that pony fanfiction that devolved into a weird rant against Al Gore and his "theory" of global warming.
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>>10662479
I don't hate them
I want one
As a pony
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>Dicks
>Tumblr
>Vaginaphobia
>Fox news shit
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>>10662489
dad no plz
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>>10662480
Ha! I've always been told I've got a large dick.
Your penis is small.
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Would pony be satisfied with your penis size?
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>>10662493
It's like you don't know what the word "harassment" means.
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>>10662465
>This is bon bon trying to look human for lyra
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>you will never have this much fun with hoodie
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>>10662501

it's the weekend

also
>post complaining about the current discussions

THAT ALWAYS FUCKING HELPS
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>>10662497
Same. But at the same time want one from pony too.
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>>10660048
I am pissing blood I am so angry at that OP image.
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>>10662465
I was there when that image was just a rough sketch.
Neat.
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>>10662488
I dislike your opinion
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if you have small penis the only hope for you is to become a trap
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>>10662508
You believe everything you're told?

Girls generally don't like to hurt other peoples' feelings.
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>>10662509
Yes anon... that thing is definitely appropriately sized... I mean for a human of course. Here, that's a little baby dick.
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>>10662516
But I'm not into autoerotic asphyxiation.
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>>10662518
Not just any weekend. Summer weekend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=aXlnMveRt-Y
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>>10662542

>girls generally don't like to hurt other peoples' feelings

okay, what the fuck? how can you speak for an entire fucking GENDER?
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>>10662542
lol
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>>10662509
What the fuck is THIS from?
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>>10662542
But it was /soc/.
Multiple times.
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>>10662543
wasn't the math that an average pony dick was 7 inches?
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>>10662503
okay son
I <3 u
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>>10662539
>tfw penis is too big to hide.
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I want to brutally murder everyone in this thread.
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>>10662543
> eight inches
> little baby dick
Woman, that's the length of a foal's whole leg. What sort of porn have you been consuming?
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>>10662572
Smaller I'd think.
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>>10662584
Nicole?
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>>10662542
Are you fucking retarded or just blind and deaf?
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>>10662585

okay
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>>10662539
Of all things I want to know how they LOST THE WEIGHT, holy SHIT.
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>>10661491
Like this, anon?

>>10662243
O-oh gosh, thank you.
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>>10662464
>She takes you up on her lap, laying your legs across her massive thighs
>She pats your head then lowers her dress, allowing her bountiful breasts to spill forth
>In a calm, comforting tone, she offers you a drink
>Without even waiting for an answer, she pushes your face into the nearest one, breath quickening when you close your lips around it
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>>10662572
It was 7.2 inches long, but humans have sexual stamina off of the fucking CHART, so we win.
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>>10662539
I prefer him pre-trap. he sounds lieka cool bro.
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>>10662608
Oh yes...
This will do.
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>>10662615

>do not put in trash

why would someone break the rules on the box
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>>10662614
>but humans have sexual stamina off of the fucking CHART, so we win.

Talk for yourself.
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>>10662605
Just stop eating anon. I moved out on my own and I'm too cheep to buy more food than I need. I didn't eat better, just less. Suddenly all my clothes are too big and I this is the third hole I've had to cut in my belt.
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>>10662608
I was thinking about it having scurried inside someone's sleeve, but that works too

Gosh she's so cute, I just wanna cuddle her
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>>10662572
> mfw I have an average pony dick
Well well well.
> and your favorite waifu is a size queen
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>>10662608
Jessy, I like you nonsexually.
Be my chickbro.
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>>10662601
Starting with you, you little shitmunch.
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>>10662633
Anon, they clearly only put garbage in the box.
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>>10662572
that whole chart was complete bullshit.

it doesnt matter anyways since we have a new canon size for the horses since they appear in EQG episode.
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>>10662600
Don't snap at me just because your penis is small.
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>>10662608
im die
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>>10662636
I am. Unless you have a medical condition sorry then, you can outlast a horse. They go for like, six seconds. Ten max.
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>>10662609
Too motherly. I don't want to fuck my mother.
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>>10662652

say that to my face fucker not online see what happens
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>>10662608
oh god
this is 2cute4me
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>>10662643
Are you me?
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Man this foalcon I'm drawing is turning out really hot.

This might be the best thing I've ever drawn.

I love that feel.
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>>10662605
stop stuffing mcdonalds into your asshole 24/7 and you lose weight. its that simple.
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>>10662672
I'll skin you and wear your flesh like a suit.
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This thread is hopeless.

>>10662608
Except for you <3
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>>10662679
Maybe. Maybe we were once one person and split into two skinnier people.
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>>10662609
I don't understand the appeal of motherly celestia
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>>10662465
That's... so sad
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>>10662681
sup kevinsano, who are the ponies.
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>>10662689

That's hot
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>>10662572
Looking for this?
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>>10662663
>Unless you have a medical condition

I never had sex,so I can't really know. but I fap to the speed of light and last usually 5 minutes or less.

I know I can do it for 10 times in a row, though.
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>>10662683
> it's that simple
1300 calories a day, no dice, motherfucker.

I need to get back in to see my endocrinologist; even with a bump in my T4 levels I haven't shed a pound since Christmas.
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>>10662608
JESSY
JESSY IS THAT YOU

DRAW BATPONE
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>>10662247
>approaching her, you pour a little lubricant onto the plug, getting it nice and slick
>"A-Anon...?"
>ignoring her, you crouch down behind her and apply a few more drops to your fingers, before slipping them between her cheeks to brush against her anus
>"Anon...!"
>her ring clenches as you move your fingers in circular motions
>pushing two fingers inside, you slowly pump them in and out a few times
>"Gh-!! A-Anon, please-!"
>"Saffron, didn't I say bad doggies get their punishment?"
>letting out a quiet whine, she ends her protests as you slip your fingers out of her
>you hear her inhale sharply as you nudge the ginger against her tight hole
>after a few moments of teasingly moving it in circular motions against her tender flesh, you push forward, spreading her anus and forcing the tip inside
>"N-NNNngh!!"
>Saffron bites her lower lip, digging her claws into the floorboards as you slowly push the ginger inside her, twisting it as you go
>"D-Dios mio...me quema...i-it burns...!"
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>>10662694
I wasn't THAT fat.
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>>10662608
>Those cheeks

I swear this woman wants to give me a heart attack
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>>10662689
Thrackerzod, pls
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>>10662718

There's no physical way you're eating 1300 calories a day and not losing weight

make sure you count your calories right.
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>>10662614
I'd assume for a sapient, monogamous species capable of feeling love, ponies would have higher stamina. It's not really fair to compare a chimp to a human in terms of sex. Even then, I think my hands would become instantly loved by ponies even if I'm half an inch shorter.
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>>10662712
Five minutes would be ... surprising for a pony, to say the least.
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>>10662657

all the scaling charts done have been complete BS because the show scaling is not consistent between episodes
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>>10662712
That's the one thing I miss about being a teenager
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>>10662712
CONGRATULATIONS
YOU ARE THE SEXUAL EQUIVALENT OF 50 PONIES
ENJOY THE SLUTTY MARES
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>>10662750
They wonder what the fuck you're doing back there
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>>10662744
I scan and diary everything and have a food scale accurate to within 2 grams (likely 0 grams, Orezi is pretty accurate, but it's best to not say "100 percent accurate, boss!"). It's 1300 calories.
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>>10662727
and after that, Iceplay!
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>>10662572

>10 seconds
>20-40 times a day
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>>10662786

well then exercise or eat more, because something is broken
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>>10662542
I don't have an image of people laughing hard enough for this.
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>>10662754
>teenager
I'm 21.
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>>10662728
me neither. Just joking.

Are you also too cheep to buy new medium shirts to replace large ones and to buy a new belt?
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>>10662805
So... would griffons have a cloaca or a barbed cat dick?
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>>10662818
Everything back there is mammal, so it's likely they have lion-accurate parts.
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>>10662808
I don't have a ruler small enough to measure your dick.
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>>10662651
I like you nonsexually too! That sounds awesome.

>>10662720
Sure! just gimme a few, gunna get some cleaning done. Anything specific you want her doing?
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