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>de equestria gurrrl
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>>10656401
But I saved that picture from here.
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Hi
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>>10656420
LIES
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>>10656424
Hello anon
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>in Japan, Trixie is "The Oh So Amazing Trixie"
>still manages to talk in third person
>best voice
10/10 best dub.
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rainbow dash
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>>10656420
What is that thing?
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>>10656430
Tell me anon, would you like sex with a pony?
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>>10656266
Did they say where Nightmare Moon came from?

Maybe the secret is Luna made her? That would be kind of cool.

I bring this up because I was thinking about the name.

Maybe instead of because she gave nightmares, the straw that broke the pony's back was all the nightmares and bad dreams she witnessed? She saw ponies scared of things she loved; darkness, nighttime, the unknown.

Instead of seeing wonder and mystery they saw monsters and terror. She could blame the fear the ponies had for their over-dependence on the daytime. Maybe she saw Celestia's larger role in their day-to-day lives as a crutch.

The Darth Vader-esque irony is she became something of a villain in the ponies' eyes because of her rebellion.

>But calling yourself a Nightmare is obviously evil
Maybe it became associated with evil?
Yes, I'm implying nightmare in their world gained its meaning because of her
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>>10656452
Yes anon I would like that.
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>>10656337
Visste ikke det, nei.
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>>10656452
No thank you. It's too far from the human form to be attractive to me.
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If EQG were to hypothetically replace FIM I don't think I'd be fine with it. To me it just kinda seems like a bastardization of the show and to be honest there are plenty of other shows that have done/fill the High School drama already.

People would rather hear about the Magical World of Equestria than a random High School.
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>>10656435
ranbow desh!
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>>10656460
>>10656337
Mmm, northern Germanic languages. Oh yeah, tell me dirty things I don't understand.
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>this is real art advice from a real book
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>>10656460
Will you two get a room already, or at the very least, keep it in the last thread?
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>>10656467
So majestic, so vigorous!
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>>10656463
Well it's gonna happen, so be ready for it.
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Test
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>>10656460
Storyen bigger visstnok på heroes 6, da.
Men nå skal jeg spise mat. Adios, man.
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>>10656491
panko pay!
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>>10656454
No, they haven't really gone into that. Luna gave some backstory but then had a thought-bubble that she was still keeping a secret about the whole thing.
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>>10656475
Mora di lukter råtten smalahove.

>>10656488
We're talking, what makes out talk different from yours? You don't understand so you can't constantly butt-in?
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>>10656463
True.
MLP has things EQG can never have, like magic, mythical beasts, mystical places, ponies and more.
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>>10656495
That still remains to be seen. If it does happen I don't plan on watching it
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>>10656475
Kjære Anonym.

Jeg liker ikke trynet ditt.

Med vennlig hilsen
Anonym.

>>10656515
>smalahove.
Mareritt.
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>>10656515
>We're talking, what makes out talk different from yours?
You're flirting and talking about off-topic stuff like what video games you like. If you're just having a one-on-one conversation with some dude, why bring it to the new horse? It's like you said, you're not an exception.
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>>10656524
Snakkast, ja.
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>>10656517
Indeed. Meanwhile, EQG will show us about Highschool again, nevermind that those kind of highschool are GONE isn't full of cops or some bullshit like that. I don't want to watch something that is a bastardized version of reality.

I just want to watch pony to forget these kind of shit.
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If you could have sex with any of the mane six and you have to be in the body of one of the OTHER mane six, and take a strapon from the other. Who would it be?
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>>10656518
>That remains to be seen
>yfw
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>>10656553
None
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>>10656512
roroty?
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>>10656486
Just try going to a local bookstore and browsing through the art help books. It's oftentimes hilarious the types of ones you'll see. Christopher Hart is always one to avoid, but I've seen a rise in the amount of books teaching you how to draw furries, as of late.
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>>10656557
that's a nice argument honey.
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>>10656544
Oh Sweetie Belle you're such a naughty pony.
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>>10656553
Twilight for magic
Rarity to give it to me since she would probably have the most experience with those things
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>>10656486
Needs more belts
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>using maps as macros
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>>10656572
Dude, the TRAILER's out. Did you think it was faked or something?
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>>10656570
People love to edit in those wings, don't they?
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>wings edited in
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>>10656536
>flirting
Oh lord, wow. Assuming things gets you nowhere, anon.
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>>10656602
No.
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>>10656557
Until we have official confirmation instead of rumor mongering and I still say this then you can say I'm in denial until then be quiet.
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>>10656594
He's not talking about EG happening, he's talking about it replacing FiM.
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>>10656571
i am glad these books exist, since they destroy potential future competion
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>>10656594
So? He's not saying eqg is not real.
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>>10656594
He's saying it remains to be seen if eqg will REPLACE the show, not if EQG will exist
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>>10656591
that is a very ugly map
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>>10656570
why does rarity have that many hooves
what is she gonna use them for
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>>10656570
tworlot!
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>>10656617
>>10656619
>>10656622
Your denial will only make your tears more exquisite.
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>>10656618
You are one evil man
Evil, but understandable
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>>10656629
XD
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And see ya tomorrow bronies!
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>>10656591
What a ugly place
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>>10656629
>he's saying
Selective reading to the max
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>>10656622
>>10656619
>>10656617
Oh.
>>10656615
sorry, I thought you were disbelieving EQG existed at all. That would be pretty silly, at this point.
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>>10656602
>>10656608
I thought I had saved the non-edit but I guess I forgot.
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>>10656594
It was a trailer FOR A MOVIE. I'm not denying anything about the Movie. But a series we'll just wait and see.
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>>10656629
>>10656622
>>10656619
>>10656617

I wish we had someone on the inside that can but an end to this rumor.
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>>10656615
There's also the fact that it is made by an entirely different studio by entirely different people.
Also also there's the fact that since this is such a divisive topic it's very easy for people to bamboozle anyone on this board by posting about it.
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>>10656649
Hasbro's my uncle, but that asshole's not telling me anything
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>>10656650
>entirely different studio
>entirely different people

They're moving the FiM staff over. Season 4 is the end. Face it.
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Heh... remember all that hype leading up to Magic Duel?

Remember the 30 seconds that everyone flipped a shit because we thought the r63 spell was real?

Season 3 definitely had its moments.
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>>10656553
I'd take it from Rarity, probably as Applejack. It would be pretty neat to be strong and getting fucked in the ass. New experiences are special, now I'm having two at once!
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>>10656664
I thought it was pretty obvious before they even started that scene that it would all be tricks, but it was fun to act like they weren't.
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>>10656662
sure thing honey.
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THE FIRST COMMUNITY MADE UPDATE
IT'S HAPPENING
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>>10656664
Of course it did

The only real problems S3 had were the length and, arguably, the last episode's rushed narrative

Everything else was up to par with the rest of the show
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>>10656664
Yeah, I remember that. That was the best moment in my opinion. The people I was watching it with FLIPPED THEIR SHIT.
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>>10656664
Just because she faked it doesn't mean it's not real. She also faked the age spell and stuff.
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>>10656668
Why would Rarity want to have sex with Applejack?
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>>10656650
>it's very easy for people to bamboozle anyone on this board by posting about it
>>10656662
>hey're moving the FiM staff over. Season 4 is the end. Face it.

well whaddaya know
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>>10656650
>different studio by entirely different people

Sorry but that is untrue.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2149505/

Siby or whoever already tweeted that she story boarded it.

It's the same staff man.
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>>10656649
Unfortunately, if the entire staff mad an hour long presentation on why the show wasn't ending because of EQG, the rumor wouldn't end until season 5 aired, because people who KNEW it was fake would propagate it for the people who dont know its fake, just like that ultrashopped picture of EQG humans with normal ponies
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>>10656687
Sure thing, honey.
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>>10656648
gotcha, man. Actually, I'm with you on that one, so this was stupid on my part squared.
This horse will just have to do as an apology.
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You get to go to Equestria, but must roll a 20 on your save vs Death. otherwise, you ded.

Can you do it?
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>>10656632
it sorts out the casuals and those foolish enough to think that they can find a quick fix for their art problems
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>>10656699
Sure thing, honey.
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>>10656698
I kind of wish the staff and popular bronies would just shut the fuck up.
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>>10656664
I thought that episode would doom Trixie for sure. I was glad that wasn't the case and I consider it one of the top episode of season 3.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dJLFEdvnXQ
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>>10656716
I was surprised that they confirmed Twixie in that episode.
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>>10656708
I've got my d20 right here, rolling like a motherfucker
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>>10656712
O-oh gosh, n-noones ever called me that before
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>>10656718
I didn't think it was possible to sound like you were wearing a fedora.
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>>10656698
is it time to panic then?
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It doesn't go S1-2-3
It goes: Original season, Silly season and New season.
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>>10656729
Why is Pinkie Pie rolling and not using the pop-a-matic?
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>People saying FiM is ending
>After the massive revenue it had
>After Hasbro executives saying they're giving it top priority
>After confirming S4 will have increased budget
>After the writers hinting multiple times that there would still be many seasons after the 3rd one

Guys please

I know you guys really want the ride to end

But it's just not happening

We're in this for a long, long time

Buckle up, homestuck
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>>10656747
It goes S1-S2-S3.
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>>10656725
>confirming ships
>any episode
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>>10656747
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>>10656753
>homestuck
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>>10656725
I remember people speculate that she would be an apprentice of Sombra and some bullshit like that.
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>>10656718
Sounds like the theme to The Illusionist
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>>10656753
>After the writers hinting multiple times that there would still be many seasons after the 3rd one

Gonna need a source on that one.
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>>10656747
It goes: My penis, your mum, her vag.
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>>10656729
rolled a 19. My CON is pretty shit, but I'm going to hazard I made that save.
Don't worry, guys, I'll make sure to read up on Planeswalking so y'all can come with me.
>>10656750
I don't rightly know
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>>10656725
>shipfags
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>>10656750
Because that's the Panic Button. When someone lands on the Panic Space the last one to hit the Panic Button gets fucked in the butt.
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>>10656782
I wish I was in that wizard position. A cute pony playing your beard and you relax in bliss.
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>>10656767
It would have been really great if they tied it into Sombra
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>>10656635
That horse penis is alright I guess...
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>>10656769
I believe the main storyboarder posted a ''poem'' of sorts shortly after S3 was announced to be only 13 episodes long talking about ''so many seasons''
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>wanting to be a slave
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>>10656799
>"Oh my! Looks like I was the last one again!~"

>"Rarity, if you're not gonna play the game just leave."
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>>10656792
>denial
lel
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>>10656769
I don't know about writers but both Anderson and Ingram said that multiple seasons are coming after 3
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>>10656799
>MLPG plays Pony Panic
>no one wants to hit the panic button
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>>10656767
>>10656811
You know, something like that would go further to actually making Sombra the "Sauron-like threat" he was supposed to be.
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>>10656817
>shopping a horsedick to be bigger
to what purpose
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>>10656832
I would ask Twilight Sparkle for her Skype.

Everyone would ask Rarity to stram.
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>>10656819
>>10656839

And the source?
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>>10656846
Don't be silly, perfect pretty princesses don't need scary things like that.
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>>10656832
Does MLP exist in the EQD universe?
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>>10656872
>EQD
*EQG
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>>10656872
no
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>>10656872
EQD?
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>>10656872
No, I think they're just there for the fandom.
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>>10656820
>not wanting to be EA's pet pony
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>>10656819
That was Will Anderson composer of the Background music for the show. I really need to go back and listen to some of the BG music for this show
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>>10656872
It's a idealistic paradise, that's like asking if aids exists in heaven.
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Celestia is going to die in Season 4.
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>>10656872
What if Twilight goes through the mirror, becomes human, and finds a website all about discussing mareginas and which of her pony friends back in Equestria people want to fuck, and which of them likes anal sex the most, and pages upon pages of lewd drawings

Do you think she'd tell them when she got back home?
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>>10656857
Anderson's DA
I think Ingram's DA too.
Don't rememver
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>>10656832
Fluttershy would die of embarrassment.
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>>10656897
Dont say stuff like that, Anon
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>Hans Zimmer will never compose the score for an MLP FiM Movie
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>>10656901
>"It's amazing how accurate they all were! Are you sure you haven't seen any hidden cameras around?"
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>>10656897
>implying she hasn't already been replaced by Cadence anyway
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>>10656753
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>>10656857
I think they mean this is one at least.
willheim.deviantart.com/journal/don-t-worry-317411927
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>>10656888
>mfw I keep having pet pony dreams/slutty mare dreams
Only if I knew how to art...
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>>10656888
Oh god, yes. Yes.
I want to suck him so badly, for all those stories
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>>10656919
hedless your should really knock that shit off
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Mv1Pnqr9RA
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>>10656912
How do you feel about Steven Jablonsky?
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My Little Pony is shit. Stop watching My Little Pony.
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>>10656923
Are you a slutty pony or a master in those dreams?
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>>10656937
3/10
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>>10656953
I haven't watched it in months.
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>>10656953
I should buy a horse mask.
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>>10656955
I'm the pony.
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>>10656968
heh, that ad is showing right now.
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>>10656952
I can dig it
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>>10656953
OKay
gooodbye everyone, i'mm leaving this ride
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>>10656981
I'm getting closer to feeling like I should buy a horse mask.
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>>10656953
I'm leaving MLPG forever.
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>>10656968
I will. I'm just waiting for a good moment, when I will have something to celebrate.
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What is she dreaming about?
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>>10657004
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>>10657009
human dicks
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>>10657009
Rabies
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>>10656972

You're not the only one.

mare or stallion?
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>>10657004
>mfw "That's it, I'm leaving the Fandom!" was a popular meme at EQLA.
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>>10657007
what's a better thing to celebrate than buying a horse mask?

I should buy a horse mask.
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>>10657009
_Me_
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>>10657026
You must be delicious
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>>10657009
>nnnh
IWTCIRD
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>>10657037
You already know where I'm going to link you.
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>>10657017
http://youtu.be/imRhPF931Do

Horses can get rabies.
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>>10657022
Our memes are so much better.
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>>10657019
Mare
Sometimes the dreams feel so real
also I hear my own feminine voice, which makes the dreams even better
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>>10656923
>tfw i art and co-wrote >>10656888
but muh powerlevel...
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>>10657054

before the bastardization of them, yeah.
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>>10656384
>Spike the cowardly dog!
Dooks, I will end you.
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>>10657071
>>10657019
>>10656923
TELL ME YOUR SECRETS
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>>10657019
>>10657071

I'm getting really turned on. And jelly. Why can't have I dreams like that?
I want to be a slutty pony, too
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>>10657071
My last dream was fucking awesome.
Was some kind of pilot in a orbital military or something.
10 out of fucking 10 would dream about again.
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>>10657071
That's hot. And I know exactly how you feel.

Do you like the dreams?
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>>10657107
Learn how to lucid dream and you can be a slutty pony too!
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>>10657099
One time I put the TV remote up my ass (not gay or anything just wanted to see how it felt) and left it out, then my dad came home and used it to watch TV for the rest of the night
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Wait wait... Someone drew EA as a futa alicorn?
source?
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>>10657118

>you will never slut it up in ponyville
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Why haven't you grown taller than all your friends?
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>you will never be a qt π pony princess getting sexually serviced all day and all night outside of public appearances by a harem of fillies, mares, colts or stallions, depending on your mood, stuck in a near constant orgasmic state
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>>10657133
I stopped at 5'6.
Oh well.
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>>10657121
I was thinking more along the lines of >>10657118
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>>10657133

Look at those fucking hats on dash and rarara. Maximum swag.
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>>10657142
It's alright, he didn't notice it
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>>10657127
There was some talk about designing EA's OC, but i left so i know where it went
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I dont know if this has been addressed but, will spike still be able to talk even though he is a dog?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=hieeq0KxUFw
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>>10657117
I love them.
It's mostly sexual, but being a good pet also feels good too
and also feeling pretty
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>>10657151
Time to check the archive.
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>>10657133
I already did. Having manlet friends is funny
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>>10657141

>manlet

That must suck, my condolences
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>>10657152
If he can it will be Scooby Doo'd.

So pray 'no'.
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>>10657133
check out that background mare checking out applejack's sweet ass
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>>10657130
>>10657140
I can't handle these feels.
WHY CAN'T I BE THE LITTLE PONY???
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>>10657133
>implying my friends are taller than me
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>>10657152
no
dogs can't talk
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>>10657140
There are better pleasures than those of the flesh.
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>>10657169

>not checking out AJ's applebottom
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>>10657176
Because you've got a man face.
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>>10657133
Those princess shoes add a lot to her height.
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>>10657133
I have no friends to grow taller than.
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>>10657157
Are you serving humans, or other ponies?
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>>10657154
I giggled
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http://youtu.be/WUoyyhX1_Yk

By the way, mares do mount other mares IRL.
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>>10657183
Tulpa pls go
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>>10657154
I wish FiW were funny
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>>10657196
Probably because you're too short.
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>>10657157
I know those feels

You should go to the Petpony IRC.
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>>10657166
I don't give a fuck.
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>>10657133
I'm taller than my entire family
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>>10657187
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>>10657141
I like being small.
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>>10657206
link?
>>10657197
Humans.
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>>10657157
>>10657118
lucid dreams, you say?
I've always heard about them, but can you honestly and seriously simulate anything in dreamland like that?
I mean, something tells me if I try and jerk myself off with my mind while I'm asleep, I'm just going to wind up waking up with blueballs.
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>>10657227
But you're not small, Twily.
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>>10657152
It would be funny if he could.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUmMg4iB848
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>>10657154
hehe.
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>>10657227
It's nice being able to blend into crowds and be easily passed over.
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>>10657227
>5'6
>small
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I haven't been online since Tuesday because of my ISP having an outage.
Luckily, no one seems to have missed me.
Anywho, look what I got in the mail.
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>>10657256
Maybe in Japan
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>>10657256
It's average. 5'7 reporting in
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>>10657256
Five foot six is well below average for adult men.
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>>10657261

Oh how far you have fallen, son I'm proud
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>>10657261
FOR WHAT PVRPOSE
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>>10657261
>all that autism
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>>10657261
Mind showing the other side?
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>>10657256
>anything below 5'10
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>>10657289
The other side is blank.
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What the fuck is with you people and sexual dreams?
They're fucking dreams, you should dream of something awesome or badass.
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>>10657261
>it was corwin all along

I can't even, I'll just go lay on the floor
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>>10657261
>>10657295
Corwin why
Just

why
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>>10657298
Like sex?
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>>10657298
>something awesome
Like sex?
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>>10657309
Like sex with FIGHTER JETS
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>>10657298
No.
I like being a pony.
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>>10657280
>>10657308
Because life is far too short.
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>>10657308

He is a true wizard, his familiar is this pillow.
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>>10657299
It hasn't been a secret.
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>>10657280
Don't act like you don't know.
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>>10657298
I figure if I jerk off while I'm asleep, maybe I can get something done during my conscious free time. Perfect simulation of being the slutty mare is just a bonus.
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>>10657309
>>10657320
>>10657321
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>>10657326
>>10657328
Really?

How did you guys knew?
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>>10657261
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>>10657330
And do you?
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>>10657330
not that I've managed yet, that is.
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>>10657328
>>10657324
Pls no
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>>10657337
He told us he was ordering it.
He showed us the picture.
He said he was waiting for it.
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>>10657330
>Perfect simulation of being the slutty mare
Are you being honest, or are you joking?
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>>10657321
Jessy,pls
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>>10657261
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>>10657325
>not a Mewball sized Pinkie plush
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>>10657295
Aw, that's a shame.
Still, nice. Does your heart tremble a little when you hug it?
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>>10657298
The reason why I mentioned the LK Lander earlier was because I recently dreamt about being a cosmonaut going to the moon. The nice thing about the LK is that is a one man craft, so I have the moon to myself and don't have to share it with some other asshole.
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http://youtu.be/iWAVVUlXZ78
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>>10657353
Pinkie Pie, please be a good character again. You haven't been in two seasons...
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>>10657349
you're new to this ain'tcha
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>>10657349
>>10657340
see
>>10657341
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>>10657362
Fgt
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>>10657343
Oh god that reaction face again
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>>10657365
>shipping LKxCosmo
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>>10657369
>implying Pinkie Pie has ever been good
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>>10657373
>>10657362

jesus,di caprio is hot.
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>>10657261
You still gonna design an Edith daki?
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>>10657261
how long did it take you to get it
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>>10657373
Well, he does have a lot in common with other Internet users
They don't have an Oscar either
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>>10657380
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>>10657357
Actually, that's one thing. She is really huge on the pillow, maybe even a bit bigger than mewball size. It's okay though, the image is very clear.
>>10657364
I will admit: It's pretty cool.

And just a word of warning to anyone else planning to buy one from Artcow: Don't let anyone else pick up your mail.
Right there on the outside of the package, it says "ONE BODYPILLOW CASE" and it will raise questions.
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>>10657261
>Luckily, no one seems to have missed me.
You seem like a pretty great guy, and I'm a fan of your work as well.
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>>10657393

RED PLS
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>>10657365
I dreamed I was with an alien race glassing planets.

Fucking Halo.
It was cool.
But fucking Halo.
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It really is quite sad people actually pay a fucking penny of virtual fucking items.
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>>10657406
It is really quite sad people actually hate fun
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>>10657406
Who's Penny
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>>10657381
they slept together at the last bronycon
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>>10657416
it's a currency you american
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>>10657401
you cant stop me
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>>10657406
Because spending money on useless and frivolous physical items is so much better?
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>>10656832

What if your favorite pony found all the posts you made about her on MLPG
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>>10657406
I'm sad I can't make any virtual items to make money off
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>>10657418
but muh LKxJessy
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>>10657406
does anybody want my trading card beta invites
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>>10657397
AW GOD WHY
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>>10657393
It shipped on May 6th and got it in the mail yesterday.
>>10657390
When I learn something about finishing up images and making them look good. Someone said they wanted one, and I'd be happy do create an image for it if only I felt like my stuff was print-worthy at this point.
>>10657400
I was just joking. But really, no one missed me.
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>>10657426
What pony would you get?
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>>10657298
I have been having a lotof nightmares recently
does that count?
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>>10657397
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>>10657422
It's a joke you commie
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>>10657439
Are they awesome nightmares?
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>>10657426
I can feel shame for you though.
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>>10657441
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>>10657437
im not getting a pony
>>10657435
ah, okay
i ordered one a few days ago so im just curious
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>>10657406
Yeah, like video games themselves.
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>>10657435
fuck you I will miss you when you are gone and you can't stop me

asshole
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>>10657454
Who are you getting?
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>>10657454
>I'm not getting a pony

I thought you were cool
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It's weird when you remember this is a cartoon thread.
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>>10657261
I can't tell if you're more autistic than Nanaki.
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>>10657406
These are the same people who think art is worth anything, you can't expect anything out of them.
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>>10657454
rediv confirmed for landwhale
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>>10657469
No we /an/ now
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>>10657464
>>10657466
im getting one as a joke
i put something hilarious on it
>>10657474
i wish
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>>10657469
Cartoons are for little girls.
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>>10657481
>im getting one as a joke
That's always how it starts.
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>>10657483
Your face is for little girls
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>>10657406
People should spend their own money only in the way I want them to! >: (
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>>10657397
>>10657453
I just went and looked at my cat's tongue.
I never realized.
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>>10657471
Think what you will, anon, this pillow is easily the single most embarrassing thing I own.
I feel guilty for hiding her away, though. ;_:
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We cute aminals now
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>>10657490
woah anon careful
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>>10657406
Dude, people pay to see shitty fetish art of MLP characters. That's even worse.
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>>10657503
Okay, here's a cute animal.
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>>10657503
so cute
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>>10657469
>Thread about a kids show
>I'm talking about how I have dreams about being one of the main creatures on the show and being fucked by humans
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CUTE ANIMALS YOU SAY
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>>10657513
RAWHIDE KOBAYASHI
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>>10657489
>implying she's just not just going to snuggle one at night
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>>10657481
>i wish

Why don't you just...eat food?
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>>10657503
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>>10657513
Westaboos are hilarious
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>>10657522
THOSE AREN'T CUTE
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>>10657512
It's amazing and depressing the kinds of things people will throw their money at. GHANDI WAS RIGHT.
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>>10657531
I find it so crazy that this guy is playing with an eel like this.
I mean those things will bite you out of curiosity and those fuckers have some serious teeth with bacteria in there too.
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>>10657529
>eating food
>2013
pls
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why haven't you been fwomped today
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>>10657527
i probably will, its a stupid character but i still like the character at least
>>10657529
i eat a lot of food, i just cant gain weight, ive only been slightly chubby, i cant be anything more
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>>10657531
I want one.
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>>10657531
>been watching youtube videos about wild animals interacting with people
>want a pet crow/raven really badly
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>>10657522
....
Pinkie looks cute.
Even if they ruined her.
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>>10657534
I love the way easterners seem to think all Americans are cowboys. Not that we never get stereotypes wrong.
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>>10657552
I have
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>>10657009
This world needs more ponies lovebiting anon.
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>>10657581
You're not a cowboy?
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>>10657569
>complaining becasue you can't be fat

Women, Gentlemen.
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>>10657569
>that fucking feel

I wish I could stuff myself, but I just cannot bring myself to down more than a few mouthfuls

It sucks
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>>10657572
>get pet raven
>teach it to say "Nevermore!"
>get laid by a bunch of goths and lit nerds
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Wanted to post silly horse but I only have silly pone.
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>>10657587
It's a pretty cute premise.
I used to like it when my puppy would play bite me.
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>>10657570
nope!
only cute animals pls.
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>>10657570
SHOOT IT WITH A GUN
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>>10657581
>Not being a cowboy
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>>10657592
Well I do know that feel.
I'm skinny as fuck and never gain weight.
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>>10657600
>pone poneing ball.gif

That pone isn't poneing that ball

she isn't even using her vagina
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>>10657605
I want to pet that tiny Fluttershy.
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https://www.fimfiction.net/story/98785/2/the-four-and-one-erebi-nights/day-one

is this worth the read and fap?
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>>10657592
It's a real pain if you're trying to gain muscle.
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>>10657570
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>>10657630
>tfw cant be stronk
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>>10657632
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>>10657620
Eat honey and butter.
Then tell me you won't get fat, you miserable bastard.
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>>10657647
That sounds disgusting.
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>>10657520
You really like this concept, don't you? Talking about it all the time...
Few more years of those dreams and you will be craving human cock more than anything. You will start shaving your body, wearing feminine clothes and paying more and more attention to the guys.
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>>10657660
honey-butter is dank
GOMAD is a better option though
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>>10657647
that's literally what i just had for breakfast
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>>10657630
>Eat 3 meals a day
>feel really hungry all the time
>not gaining any weight
I have no idea what the fuck is happening to me
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>>10657626
I would keep a tiny Fluttershy in my house like a pet.
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>>10657605
>>10657677
I would keep tiny fluttershy in my kitchen like a wife.
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>>10657662
Oh good lord....
I can resist.
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>>10657660
>>10657671
hahaha
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>All these slutty mares
>Not a single stallion
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>>10657671
I hate you so much.
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>>10657677
>"Is it legal to keep a pony in your house as a pet, like a dog"
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>>10657683
Well now I really want a pet goat.
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>>10657677
Mabye, but having a Fluttershy like that requires me to go to the park or the zoo. I want to show her all the nature that happens around her. She might be the reason to go outside.
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>>10657671
Such a shame. World needs more chubbies, less landwhales.
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>>10657687
She'd probably cook you tiny little meals too
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>>10657691
I'm here, I'm here. I just don't like fucking guys.
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>>10657676
>only 3
what
how can you expect to gain weight with that

I eat 4 and i can't gain shit. Neither muscle nor fat.
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>>10657709
>park or zoo
>not going innawoods
You don't deserve a pone.
I'm revoking your licence.
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>>10657709
You make it sound like that's a bad thing.
I'd love to take Fluttershy to the zoo.
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>>10657676
...you're growing?
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>>10657711
fat women bother me so much
well mostly the ones with front butts
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>>10657677
I'd adopt one.
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>>10657711
I figure most women and men hit a point where they either go "I'ma lose some weight" and lose weight or "fuckit" and go full blimp. The chubbies are just between that transition.
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>>10657691
I wouldn't mind having a slutty mare under my desk right now, keeping my dick warm and moist in her mouth.
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>>10657709
>what's a waifu
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>>10657514
bears look like kangaroos when saved
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>>10657691
>you will never be the slutty stallion
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>>10657709
Don't forget the aquarium. I bet she'd enjoy going there too.
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>>10657707
that's that goat kind that was special bred to promote a gene that causes a disease where goats get temporary paralysis when shocked/surprised, in order to simplify herding. Or something like that.
They're so cute.
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>>10657747
Can Stallions be slutty? Or is it the opposite in a matriarchal society? Where mares can fuck all they want and high five eachother over it but a stallion sleeping around is considered a whore for doing so.
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>>10657735
Eughhh, agreed
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>>10657728
There is a natural park and a mountain to hike. Not to forget the beach and the desert. I would take her everywhere.

>>10657729
Its not a bad thing.
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>>10657764
They're called Tennessee fainting goats, right?
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>>10657735
>>10657711
I saw a bumper sticker today that said
>"I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet"
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>>10657784
That bird is bouncing to the beat of my dubstep.
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Is it bad that I would betray humanity for ponies?
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>>10657783
>>10657764
I don't know what they are, but they're pretty cute.
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>>10657676
Depends on many things. If you're active, what do you eat, etc.
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>>10657783
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tennessee_fainting_goat

That was the one
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>>10657747
>you'll never have all the pretty mares falling over each other to get with you
>you'll never get different pussy every night
>and some ass too, when she's feeling kinky
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>>10657802
Stop letting your dick think for you anon, that has lead many men down the path of destruction. We can have all the pony we want after we take over.
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>>10657802
HERESY
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>>10657784
Where my hoes at?
Where my hoes at?
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>>10657758
She would love that. Fluttershy would huddle in my coat as we venture through that glass tunnel with all the water life above it. She would peak out and see all the wonders of the sealife.
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>work crummy fast food job in small college town.
>radio plays painfully bad country music station.
>suddenly this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=u18bdI6zW4A

>could only think of singing it to applejack.
what is wrong with me.
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>>10657630
>Try to eat loads of sweets and greasy food
>Develop horrible acne

There is no winning
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>>10657771
>>10657815
To be honest I was thinking more the the 'subby stallion'
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>>10657793
Yeah, right. I'd like to see them try.
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>>10657835
Why don't you just link to the video instead of posting .gifs?
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>>10657838
QUICK

LET'S LINK SONGS THAT REMIND US OF APPLEJACK
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>>10657838
>Not imagining doing a full song and dance number to introduce ponies to human culture
Do you even escapism?
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>>10657844
That's because you're a sad excuse of a man.
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>>10657857
This for some reason, always reminds me of that orange pony.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9JEPeeohYs
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>>10657824
>a shark swims by
>she burrows her head back into your coat, only the top of her mane poking out
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>>10657855
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>>10657808
it doesnt really matter what I do, i have some weird problem where it takes food twice as long to digest
4ever teenytized rediv
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>>10657858
No...
usually I'm the pony in those daydreams
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>>10657844
Fucking hell,nobody. Even you now.
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>>10657857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY3ATmNPtWI
>Amber is the color of your energy
>Shades of gold, displayed naturally
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>>10657816
But pony would be more happy if they were in charge and I would be more happy if I was the only human and had all the ponies.
It's a win-win situation.
If I didn't betray humanity for ponies ponies would be sad and I'd have to share all the ponies with all the humans.
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>>10657866
hhnnnggg
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>>10657869
>jp
>not mlpg
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>>10657876
It's getting annoying.
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>>10657879
You've been talking to Chrysalis again, Anon.
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>>10657857
I have no idea why but every time I hear this song I think of applejack.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP0f5rvVkAU
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>>10657865
you clever bastard
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>>10657844
>you'll never be dommed by a young mare and her friend
>they'll never take turns riding your cock while the other sits on your face
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>The disorder is caused by a genetic mutation involving the chloride channel of the muscles. In addition to humans, it is also seen in some goats, canines, cats[1] and one breed of pony.
>pony
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>>10657879
But you'd never really be their friend anon, how could they trust you if you betrayed your old friends, even if it was for them? They would always keep you at arms length because you're not loyal.
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>>10657894
REMOVE SLUTTY MARE
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>>10657866
as if. She'd befriend the shark while you get scared.
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>>10657913
REMOVE SUBBY NON-MEN
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>>10657905
>Jump out to scare fluttershy
>Faints
>Grab her and run
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>>10657896
Maybe but she wants me to betray humanity and pony. I only want to betray humanity for pony. Some changelings can be cute but Ponies are cuter so I'll not betry pony to Chrysalis.
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>>10657917
REMOVE PANTS
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>>10657915
Right.
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>>10657918
It's the most simple and elegant of plans.
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>>10657915
Not sharks in the human world.
They are sscary.
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>>10657920
HAPPENING?
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>>10657924
REMOVE BONER
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>>10657802
This is my fetish, actually. I was fantasizing many times about the war between Earth and Equestria, how I would be kidnapped by ponies and asked for some secrets and how they would break my mind and make me their human slave, convinced about the superiority of pony race.
"Thank you for telling us those things, anon. You can lick my hooves clean as a reward."
"Thank you, mistress. It's more than I could ask for"
I'm gonna write a fic about it one day.
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>>10657920
Yeah, I saw this in another thread.

I wonder when IDW will make more crossover covers.
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>>10657920
>transformersxmlp
No.
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>>10657932
literally impossible
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>>10657926
>MT arguing with Anon
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>>10657922
Wow what a faggot.

I'd be sure to ally with the changelings so the changeling/human alliance can conquer your faggoty little ponies.
Committing high treason, such blasphemy.
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>>10657920
we need more crossovers like this.
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>>10657935
>I'm gonna write a fic about it one day.
unf
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>>10657906
Why wouldn't I be loyal? Should I be loyal to humans just because I am a human? That makes no sense. I would be loyal to ponies not only because I think ponies are better than humans but also because I love ponies more than humans.

Also another big difference is that I would swear loyalty to pony but I wouldn't swear loyalty to humans.
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>>10657935
REMOVE FETISH
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>>10657935
>Noone would like it
>Most people identify with the human characteristics in ponies, by introducing humans alongside them they would identify with the humans more so
>Why do you think avatar only had 2 or 3 human leads, and they were all already indoctrinated to the blue cat people's ways?
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>>10657935
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>>10657942
>rediv the skinnyfat trap
UUUNNNNNFFFF
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>>10657960
remove traitor
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>>10657942
Pfft, I can remove a boner if I want to.
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>>10657960
You'd be killing all your family and previous friends for ponies, I don't think they would see that as normal. It's not like you popped into society without making any connections your whole life anon.
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>>10657935
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>>10657970
>trap
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>>10657951
But Changelings would betry humans at one point
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That's it, I'm coming abck to greece. At least men are men there.
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>>10657990
What benefit would it be to them to betray such a powerful ally?
Don't be ridiculous.
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>You'll never be filled with hot stallion cream
>You'll never suck off stallions at the gala
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>>10657997
Shame the women are also men.
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>>10657884
>tentatively, she pokes her head out just enough for her eyes to be visible again
>she spots an octopus creeping its way out from behind some rocks, its colors shifting to a lighter hue as it moves onto the sand
>"Ooooh..."
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>>10658007
That's like that everywhere.

Thanks feminism.
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>>10657974
i cant
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>>10657960
Very good, Anon. You would made the right choice
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>>10658003
Oh good. That is like my #1 fear.
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>>10658007
I know. Why do you think I moved?
To be fair, all the women in greece are fat applejacks.
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>>10657998
It's true, you know how many men and women would give their love freely to fuck a different person every day? It would be a golden age for both cultures.
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>>10658011
just insert a cactus in there,it'll go away.
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>>10657997
the last greek man died around over 500 years ago
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>>10657986
That is true. I cannot argue with that. But I would try something else. I would betray humanity. But once the threath of Humanity would be eradicated I would convince pony to move away from humanity. To leave what remains of it alone. I would also ask to be taken with them since I would be killed by the rest of humanity.

This way my friends, my family ( the part I don't hate) would still be alive and somewhat well and I would be in Equestria, put in the care of the EoH to help adapt to the pony world.
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>>10658014
Thank you Princess.
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>>10658018
Exactly.
Humans supply endless love, changelings supply endless hordes.
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>>10658016
>inb4 mass exodus of fat Applejack fans to Greece
you brought this on yourself
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>>10657901
>"say that octopus looks kind of familiar"
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>>10657935
Whatever happened to vanilla fetishes? Why does everything need to be ridiculously contrived depraved /d/-tier shit?
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>>10658024
>implying
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Why don't you favorite a pony that respects your freedom?
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I'm gonna call it a day.
Good night, MLPG.
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>>10658028
Over our cold dead species.
We'd turn their 'paradise' into a radioactive wasteland first so treasonous scum such as yourself can't live in peace.
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>>10658036
uhh wrong reply
>>10658009
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>>10658039

Hey, my fetish is just muscular girls
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>>10658031
now you're going to tell me that rediv isn't a woman and you are, huh?
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>>10657901
fetish
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>>10658053
Closet gay
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>>10658039
Because we've become to desensitized to vanilla fetishes.
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>>10658045
>call it a day
>goodnight
YOU FUCKING LIAR
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>>10658039
That feel.
Getting real tired of this bullshit.
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>>10658039
>/d/-tier
>depraved

Go back to church, popey.
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>>10658059

I'm actually openly bisexual

;))
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>>10658049
>We'd turn their 'paradise' into a radioactive wasteland first so treasonous scum such as yourself can't live in peace.

I love you. Let's ride a bycicle made of plutonium into equestria.
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>>10658039
I have a fetish for conjoined twins and two-headed girls.
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>>10658032
but not all humans would agree with this. You know that. Some of them would be extremists. They would kill changelings.
And if you eliminate them with force other humans won't like that. And so on.

Thing is the Changelings, Chrysalis can't control all humanity. Not unless she takes matters into her own hands. Not unless she betrays humanity and enslaves it all.

Why shouldn't she do that? Shining Armor was still providing her love even when completely enslaved. They would lose nothing by enslaving humanity. Only gain
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>>10658039
But some fetishes are nice
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Finally uploading those requests from yesterday.
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>>10658039
>bdsm
>vanilla
you haven't read anything EA wrote,did you.
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>>10658039
I just want to fuck a pony pony-style, maybe a little anal and pet play but nothing crazy.

I think it's just the people with crazy fetishes like to talk about it more.
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>>10658053
10/10 would get dominated by that girl
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>>10658088
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>>10658039
because vanilla is boring
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>>10658088
Is he going to be okay?
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>>10658088
haha,/pol/.
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>>10658028
You can't have everything, don't bullshit us with a win-win scenarios. You would have to choose if you stay with humans, or do you go with ponies and accept that all of your loved ones and friends could be killed in the war.
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>>10658097

Can't you just fuck her normally?

maybe lick her lats a little after a workout?
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>>10658094
marrital pony sex in the pony position for the purpose of pone-creation.
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>>10658080
>Why shouldn't she do that?
Because good luck enslaving 7 billion people and multiple extremely hostile superpowers?
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>>10658105
How about scatfeeding and unbirthing?
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>>10658049
How?
They have magic. They have the portals. Humans? Yes we have technology. But said technology can't allow us to do the most simple magics they can do so a portal is out of discussion. And even if you do what would happen? Send nukes? They have time magic. They can time travel to the past. They can send someone competent to worn their past selves. You cannot win. And you know why? Because ponies will always be a step ahead of you.
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>>10658114
Nobody when are ya gonna get a skype
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>>10658108
Or you could learn diplomacy and try to foster peace between the two civilizations. But you'd probably end up dropping spaghetti and just making us look bad.
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>>10658120
i dont like scat, but the other thing... yeah
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>>10658101
pfffhahahaha
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>>10658114
>>10658114
As fun as that may be, they have magic and they can use it against you.
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>>10658120
foodscat is fucking hot.
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>>10658116
I'd tickle her belly and snuggle her after she's had a shower.
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>>10658123
I just got one actually.
Why?
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>>10658120
no those are just stupid.
There's being interesting and weird and then there's just being stupid.
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>>10658140

That's fine too.

I like you, anon.
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>>10658122
Anon, that 'time magic' was shown to not change jack shit.
You aren't stopping nukes.
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I might want to be a slutty mare, but I'll be on the human side if there was to ever be a war.

It'd be interesting to see the peacekeeper land on equestria
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>>10658119
They can shape shift
They can hypnotize you
All they need is to get close to thos in charge and they can do that rather easily.
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>>10658150
Mlp time travel works on the whole "self fulfilling prophesy" thing. Where anything you go back to do has already happened.
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>>10658144
what about m-muh batpones
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>>10658144
I would love to get seduce by her.
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Am I the only one who thinks that written or drawn pornography is really inherently tame compared to any actual porn involving photographs or video?
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>>10658161
Well yeah, but we have DUKE NUKEM AND DOOMGUY
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>>10658138
I know
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>>10658119
>>10658161

>C: Humankind's Last Stand
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>>10658144
So we can add you to the mlpg fanfic group
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>>10658160
Hello there, cutiepie.
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>>10658171

It's tame in the sense that you're looking at pictures vs. watching real people fucking

that's about it, in my opinion.
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>>10658150
That time magic failed because both future Twilight and past Twilight were retards.
Do you think that if Celestia saw herself appear from the future she would interrupt her to ask how the weather would be the next day? Do you think that Future Celestia would wast time and not tell only the most important things?
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>>10658161
We don't even know if they're magic is even effective on humans.
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>>10658167
She wouldn't have a tough work with seducing me.
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>>10658187
Are you implying future celestia would survive the first wave of attack?
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>>10658171
Nah, I find scat pretty hot in drawn/written form. In reality it's fuckin' gross.
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>>10658188
It works just fine.
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>>10658148
Just because I would like to be raped by a gang of stallions, eat eclairs out of an asshole and sleep every night inside celestia's womb, it doesn't mean that I wouldn't want a normal relationship with a woman.
But why stop there? That's what dreaming is for.
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>Changelings vs Humans
>Mirrored shades
>Passwords to stop shapeshifters

next
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>>10658182
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>>10658134
So you're telling me you would like to be able to let someone sleep inside your womb or you would like to do that?
That is important.
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>>10658175
Do people actually get off on this?
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>>10658196
Do you think she wouldn't have a back up plan? That she wouldn't put those high level unicorns that would put Twilight to shame return in time to warn her. If she can't Luna could. If Luna couldn't either don;t you think they'd have a failsafe for this kind of thing?

Celestia is a mastermind. The entire pilot? Twilight making friends and unlocking the EoH. The writers said that this was all Celestia's plan. She makes plans.
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>>10658218
How about sleeping ponies?
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>>10658114
Oh god I love this one
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>>10658213
>Changelings vs Humans
No, no, no, Changeling and Human alliance.
Oh yes.
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>>10658218
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>>10658227
that is one of my fetishes
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>>10658208

I like you a lot then, anon. That's a real swell viewpoint that I share.
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>>10658213
>mirror shades
This isn't a cartoon anon.
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>>10658171

Most written/drawn porn focuses on the emotional response to it. The wording and framing of everything focuses on the feelings behind the act. Video is usually just rubbing of the uglies together until orgasm.
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>>10658236
three times and that's just today
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>>10658254

So hypnosis isn't a problem at all?
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>>10658118
>you will never pony for the sole purpose of pony creation
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>>10658243
Don't act you don't like this, Cheeseleg.
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>>10658240
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>>10658243
Chrysalis may have complete control over all changelings
No one human can have complete control over all humans.
And do you think all of humanity would work togheter without backstabbing each other? China with Russia with USA working together?
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>>10658239
>alliance with changelings
>chrysalis fucks all the unicorns up
>vast human/changeling armies burn through Equestria
what you gonna do about it fgt
>m-muh magic
can't save you now
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>>10658274
>jalm will never draw a hot fluttershy and cheeselegs make out session
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>>10658243
I love that image
I wish she would cut me
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>>10658040
>implying he's implying
3greek6me
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>>10658239
it's interesting how much she lets things go to shit and gets other ponies to clean up for her
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>>10658236
I did. Seriously.
I also fantasized few times during daily activities about eating sweets from pony ass.
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>>10658269
No because` they use mind control.
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>>10658282
Then sing for us, candy pony!
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>>10658273
Why for the sole purpose?
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>>10658293
She let's Twilight clean up for her. And she does that because she want her to learn
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>>10658296

Through eye-hypnosis mumbo jumbo
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>>10658180
Oh, right.
Name is in email, but I'm about to get off.
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>>10658293
The first thing a god must learn to do is to not interfere when it's not necessary
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>>10658246
I wouldn't mind sleeping inside rediv.
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>>10658187
>Be changeling
>Decide to fuck with the royalty
>Shapeshift into Celestia
>Jump into her thrown room shouting that you're her from the future, tell her that she needs to paint the kingdom in polkadot and wear a hat on her plot at all times for the next week or the kingdom is doomed
>Spend the next thousand years laughing your ass off
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>>10658283
>China with Russia with USA working together?
Yeah, I'd say they would.
When the new lands are conquered and it's inhabitants killed or subdued, THEN would the countries begin fighting over the new territories.
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>>10658300
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>>10658311

>about to get off

lewd
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>>10658036
>you take her to the jellyfish tank
>she presses her nose and hooves up against the glass, watching the gelatinous blobs propelling themselves through the water
>"Oooooh..."
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>>10658311
>I'm about to get off.
Lewd.
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>>10658153
Peacekeepers,lightning guns,auto-aim bullets,rail guns and laser cannons
Super-sonic nuclear powered jets,gases that can form liquid inside your lungs,bio-weapons etc...

Anyway, we already had human vs pony threads months ago and it mostly came out to human victories.

I'd probably give myself up to the ponies anyway.
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>>10658313
But that doesn't have anything to do with Celestia.
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>>10658326
you only sing to Lyra?
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>>10658333
>>10658328
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>>10658309
and cadance and fluttershy
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You faggots realize that no matter what we would lose in less than a day right? You could make an alliance with the Changelings, with the gryphons and with the Diamond Dogs without any kind of treason and we'd still lose in less than a day.

You do realize we cannot win because the ponies have a way to defeat us with just a thought.
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>>10658320
>>10658283
>not taking in account they'd have a common enemy
>not realizing all of the backstabbing shit would happen after the war

Do you even Ender's Game
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>>10658250
So you think that all of us who share those wicked fantasies and fetishes here wouldn't want to have a woman by their side?
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>>10658349
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>>10658356

We have bombs that can kill these ponies en masse before they see us or the bombs
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>>10658356
Pony pls go
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>>10658259
>drawn porn focuses on the emotional response
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>>10658361
terrible movie. I haven't read the book.
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>>10658340
I'd say humans would win any military victory, but ponies seem to focus intensely on diplomatic solutions. Their version of an atomic bomb "elements of harmony" essentially forces the hand of whoever their used on to cooperate. Only they had to use it on a god twice because it just so happened to be it's antithesis.
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>>10658365
Bon bon stop being so bon bon
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>>10658313
Celestia's not a god, though.
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>>10658356
This is so stupid it doesn't deserve a response.

>duh ponies don't even have to do anything
>dey just think things at us and we all die
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>>10658377
She sure acts like one, though
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>>10658314
a-anon pls..
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>>10658367
They have Discord
THE END
We nuke them
Discord snaps his fingers and nothing happend.
Bilogical weapons? Snap nothing happened

WE LOST
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>>10658328
>>10658333
God damn you peopl
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>>10658363

Well I never said 'all' you wicked fetishfags, but surely you can see how it's easy to think that someone that wants to be plowed by stallions constantly might not want a woman by his/her side.
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Let's discuss best pony.
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>>10658140
nigga mine.
I'd also massage her soles if they're feeling sore.
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>>10658388
Yeah, in the way that she doesn't do anything godly and is a mortal pony.
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>>10658395

No, we'll just nuke Discord

I don't want to see how rainbow magic compares to nuclear explosions
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>>10658395
Discord's not that powerful, he's just very nonchalant. If he were that powerful he'd not have to listen to the elements at all when they threatened to turn him back to stone, just snap his fingers and oh elements never existed. He's a master planner, his plans just aren't shown on screen.
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>>10658375
I really can't see humanity being defeated by 'the power of friendship.'
Or 'the power of love' in the changelings case.

>EoH shockwave roaring towards humanities armies
>it finally hits, every man bracing for impact
>it harmlessly passes over everyone, leaving millions of confused soldiers
>celestia's face when
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>>10658411
>Raising the Sun
>Not godly

>Mortal
>Does not seem to age and has been around for more than 1000 years
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>>10658398
She needs to lose weight.
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>>10658417
>nuke the physical concept of chaos

I'm not sure that will work
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>>10658417
>Using nukes
>Against Q

Yeah good luck with that
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I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU!
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>>10658426
so unicorns and trees are gods too?
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>>10658428
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>>10658409

batman thumbs up.gif
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>>10658417
He's the embodiment of chaos. A god. Something than can alter the laws of physics themselves. Change the way the the four fundamental forces of the universe work.
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>>10658393
It'd sure be warm inside there. So warm.
I'd be getnly lulled by your heartbeat as all the sounds outside fade and you slowly pet where my hair would be...

Oh,you're right, it's a silly thing.
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>>10657350
But plane pones aren't for sexual, silly anon.
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>>10658426
For being godly she sure got fucked up quickly by Chrysalis.
I'm telling you, changeling/human alliance would be unstoppable.
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>>10658435
>>10658436
>>10658447

If he couldn't stop six ponies that were right in front of him and threatening to encase him in stone, how can he stop a nuke he won't know is coming?

He's not Dr. Manhattan, he doesn't know everything that will happen.
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>>10658447
He's a spirit.
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>>10658435
>>10658436
You guys are going about it all wrong.

We have to fire missiles loaded with custard and to win.
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>>10658417
you throw a nuke, he turns it into a chicken.
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>>10658459
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>>10658441
Trees and unicorns age.
I dubt you've ever seen a 3 thousand years old olive tree.
It's huge.
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>>10658426
Nothing other ponies can't do.
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>>10658447
>Discord sees nuke being launched at him
Oh ho~ What fun little playthings you have.
>Snaps fingers, missile is now a squirrel that breathes nuclear fire
>And that takes care of tha-
>See's the combined nuclear stockpile of every human superpower
>It's....it's beautifu-
>Discord is atomized
Quantity over quality
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>>10658478
SO WE THROW CHICKENS AT HIM
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>>10658464
Yes they are,jessy.
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>>10658458
I don't have any art, I just doodle.
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>>10658490

>Discord sees nuke being launched

No he doesn't, this is 2013
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>>10658428
Fuck you purple swirl can eat all the fucking burritos she wants.
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>>10658426
Celestia needs to eat and trains Twilight as a successor. Very mortal things.
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>>10658492
THAT'S GENIUS
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>>10658428
I just want to feed Fluttershy until she's an immobile blob. Is that so wrong?
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>>10658495
B-but they're cute bundles of devastation.
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>>10658511
Ross pls go
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>>10658424
Then multiple nuclear peace keeper warheads land 100-200ft away from each other, either tearing the flesh,burning or completely vaporizing many ponies.

Also pony magic would have to deal with atmospheric scattering.
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>>10658468
He could not stop them because he was convinced they would not be able to encase him in stone, since he thought he had broken their wills

Also EoA are specifically tailored to defeat beings such as him
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>>10658502
>needs to eat
Proof where?
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>>10658468
They had magic.
Magic of harmony.
Harmony resists discord.
Discord couldn't touch them.
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>>10658490
>Snaps his fingers again
>All nukes are now mind controlled atomic fire breathing squirrels that want to return to the launch zone
Good luck
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>>10658468
Yes, how will the CONCEPT OF CHAOS that CAN ALTER REALITY ever survive against something like a nuke?

Gee, I don't know. Maybe he'll just hold a umbrella at it. Or create a refigerator throne and recreate Crystal Skull scene for the comedy. Maybe he'll even be standing behind the commanding officer and say soemthing like "That was a nice shot! pity it didn't hit anything, though"
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Lauren confirmed that Celestia isn't a god; why does anybody even argue about it anymore?
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>>10658511

Yes, obesity is wrong in every sense of the word.

Something so detrimental and draining, yet easily stoppable and preventable. It's horrid.
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>>10658512
>you will never own a small plane pone
>she will never buzz around your house making machine gun noises with her mouth
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>>10658512
I'd devastate that cute bundle, if you know what I mean.
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>>10657838
>shitty country music playing all day
>at shitty job
>because thats what the shitty manager likes

i know this pain all to well
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>>10658187
tech > magic

not everyone is twilight you know
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>>10658521

Just like he stopped the mane six and their magic swirls, right?

No, Discord is gonna bathe in nuclear fire.
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>>10658522
>>10658521
>Discord is essentially a mary sue
This is what bronies actually believe
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>>10658528
>duckface
why?
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>>10658502
Greek gods needed to eat too, and had favored champions/sons/disciples

Do not limit your view to the old boring christian god
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>>10658522

Well he certainly didn't stop the mane six!

I'll fight the mane six before I fight a nuke, but that's just me.
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>>10658521
>launch zone is Canterlot
GG NO RE
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>>10658522
Noo, WE WILL NUKE HIM
AMERICUH FUKC YEAHHHHH
FREDOMZ AND CHICKHENS
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>>10658526
Same reason why Rarity is best burrito.
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>>10658526
>Lauren
Even so she is much more powerful than Twilight. She can wield all the EoH alone. She could have defeated NMM if Twilight failed. She is a minor deity at least.
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>>10658521
>>10658522
You guys are overestimating his power level, he's been shown to be beaten with time to react. He's not omnipotent, just powerful and doesn't look like he's using a whole lot of effort when he really is.
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>>10658556
>minor deity
Or just a powerful mortal like she is.
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>>10658444
god I love that Rarity
so much
a thick, healthy body with a little extra pudge in all the right places
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>>10658553

Can't stay civil, Discordfag?

Big surprise.
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>>10658541
Elder chaos god.
Yep. Mary sue.
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>>10658536
Yes. But again there are Unicorn that put Twilight to shame.
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>>10658528
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>>10658573

Stopped by six ponies
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>>10658575
Name two
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>>10658576
>Rarity reacts to anon showing his penis
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>>10658583
And two minor gods that were beaten by a souped up bug queen.
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>>10658584
Twilights mom and dad.
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>>10658589

>Rarity reacts to anon asking her to stop being a slut
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>>10658603
Who was beaten by a meteor buffed twilight, ergo Discord=Twilight with meteor buff.
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>>10658562
He was defeated by something specifically made to defeat him .Something that represents the complete opposite that he is And those work only because he underestimated them. Only because he thought they were bluffing. That they were undiscorded.

He is the embodiment of chaos. Again he can control the fundamental forces of the universe. Do whatever he wants with them. Without any effort.

No one could defeat him because the only thing that works against him are the EoH
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>>10658584
Twilight knows about them, so they exist. Or are you doubting Twilight?
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>>10658575
no fact celestia said that twilight was the strongest she has seen
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>>10658548
>God is a Mary Sue.
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humans are fucking crazy

they'll find a way to deal with discord
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>>10658620
And Twilight got beaten by a cart, so all we have to do is shoot thousands of carts at Equestria and we'll win.
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Why can't we all just get along?
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>>10658625
You're fucking up your own argument though, if he was omnipotent like you're suggesting he'd know that the elements were working again. He's a strong mortal putting on a show.
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>>10658625

None of this is canon, just so you know.
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>Powerlevel discussion

None of that matters

None of it

The only thing that matters is what the plot demands
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>>10658620
we got it brony, you're discord, he's not as strong as you think
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>>10658648
god is such a mary sue.
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>>10658426
>Rainbow Dash controls the weather
>Therefore she's a god

Fucking Dashfags, I swear.
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>>10658653
>America launches thousands of manure filled carts at equestria
>Oh god they know! THEY KNOW!
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>>10658654
I wish I had a crown
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>>10658583
Weilding Harmonic artifacts, which are Anti-Disorder on a magic scale of Order - Chaos (they are probably the closest to 'Order' You can get next to whatever entity actually empowered them)
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>>10658671
>implying Dash isn't a god

Do you even Greeks?
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>>10658515
Too add, if we could get a person inside Equestria, we could possibly weaponize poison joke.
Also adding Discord to the fight is pretty silly, it's humans vs ponies.
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>>10658664

You're right, we should stop talking about things that haven't happened

humanity would be much better off
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>>10658671
>Applejack controls the apples
>Therefore she's a god

I'm sick of these fucking Applefags
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>>10658671

But there's many ponies that can control the weather
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>>10658664
Plot demands to be worshipped.
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>>10658682
Discord is part pony
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>>10658688
>Pinkie controls the 4th dimension
>Therefore she's a god
I'm sick of these fucking-actually she probably is.
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>>10658682

Well humans could easily kill all the ponies, so we gotta bring Discord in to make it fair

not like a bullet won't kill him either
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>>10658706
Why aren't you praising the Ponk?
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>>10658625
Here's what makes your entire argument fall apart
He's the embodiment of chaos. Choas is an entity and that cannot be control, if it could be controlled, it would not be chaos. You think discord controls everything but he simply allows choas in the fabric of reality. He is not powerful, he cannot control chaos, only when it happens
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also

>impying ponies are capable of killing
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>>10658671
>pinkie controls the spice
>therefore she controls the universe
fucking Pinkiefags, I swear.
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>>10658717

We've seen offensive spells though
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>>10658636
Magic Duel
Twilight can't do spells that High level unicorns can.
High Level unicorns>Twilight
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>>10658717
Well, if they can't, then they woulda died out long ago.
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>>10658688
Who controls the spice?
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>>10658721
Well she does have the eyes for it
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>>10658711
I am praising the sun, but I take some time off my schedule to praise the honk.
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Would you accept a benevolent dictatorship, in light of how democracy has failed to live up to its promises? Or are you one of those revolutionary fags that just hate being a subject on principle.
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There are no gods on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
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>>10658721
>Rarity can't control herself
>therefore she's a slut
Fucking everything, I swear
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>>10658716
Returon of Harmony
He controls the laws of physics.
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>>10658736
Snails
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>>10658530
That sounds adorable. Lemme scribble something up. Probably some Bee Dee, she's only been drawn once.
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>>10658726
lasers didnt even kill the changelings
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There are yes gods on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
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>>10658745

I want to post five star post.jpg but it's overdone
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>>10658741
And there is no Lauren in My Little Pony Friendship is Magic
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>>10658756
Oh god yes more plane ponies
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>>10658757

Doesn't mean they're incapable of doing it
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>>10658445
Then maybe I'd kiss my way from her ankle all the way up her toned, well-sculpted leg while stroking it with my hands, before settling between her thighs to eat her out.

...I have a problem, don't I?
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>>10658753
no he doesn't, he allows choas to alter them
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>>10658762
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>>10658741
My objectivist pony
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>>10658776
The fact you're fantasizing about something without hooves, yes.
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>>10658305
Because if a pony comes up to you and asks you to give her foals you don't put your emotions into it
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>>10658745
I can't post the file I wanted to post, so I'll use this one and tell you I laughed,instead.
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>>10658776

No, if you had a problem you'd be talking about how you want to worship her feet after she wears her stuffy shoes all day.

;-;
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>>10658802
Yes I do
Also my penis
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>>10658784
No id you watch the episode again he controlled everything rather well. What he wanted happened.
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>>10658767
There is no pony, only Zuul.
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>>10658776
your problem is called "not having a girlfriend".
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>>10658741
No Gods, No Kings, Only Pony.
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>>10658530
>you'll never be the pilot of a full-sized plane pone
>you'll never grow closer as you train and go on missions together
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>>10658834
I AM THE PONY
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The only god in Friendship is Magic is H'as'bro
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I want to see this with Celestia.
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rediv pls
come back
I didn't mean to scare you off
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>>10658851
That's an odd request, that's like saying you want to see it with Obama.
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>>10658851
It's been done several times.
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>>10658850
WE DO NOT SPEAK OF HE WHO CONTROLS THE TOYS. HIS NAME IS FORBIDDEN
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>>10658834
Well, they have Princesses.
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>>10658850
>pronouncing the name of the Elder god of death

YOU DOOMED US ALL
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>>10658798
you don't fantasize about personhorse?
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>>10658877
And a Mayor
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>>10658870
your moms been done several times.
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>>10658814
Look, she just needs 2 or 3 foals. Let's not make this personal.
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>>10658885
And an Alligator.
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>>10658884
>that book
oh you clever son of a gun.
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>>10658874
>>10658879
Ia!
Ia!
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>>10658813
yeah, that's not my fetish
after a nice warm shower though...
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>>10658889
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>>10658885
I wonder if she's a responsible and capable mayor, or just exists to be a but of jokes like ppg mayor.
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>>10658841
>You will never feel the crushing pain of having overextended yourself
>Your plane is on fire and you're trapped in a death spin
>Plane pony begs for you to bail out
>But you can't
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDx1XHNqB_A&feature=player_detailpage&list=FLoZQkFTxtkH4yGvZXr1LqUA
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>>10658874
>>10658879
HASBRO
HASBRO
HASBRO
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>>10658884
No, never have.
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>>10658910
why does that logo look like a trollface
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>>10658892
Too bad baby
I'm going to make those babies honest and you're going to like it
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>>10658922
You just answered yourself.
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>>10658910
Pony/Frogger crossover when?
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>>10658851
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>>10658934
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>>10658910
That logo. It's just always smiling. No mater what you do he will always smile. He will alwyas have the last laugh. No mater what you do to him he always wins.
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>>10658909
;_;
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>>10658922
Because it is a troll, anon. The greatest troll of our time.
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>>10658944
Well, it's a good thing she's not a god, then!
But she's still an ugly princess.
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>>10658938
Been done.
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>>10658962
I'm sure everything's been done, but I wasn't there
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>>10658884

>big tits Fluttershy
YES
>sweater slipping off
OH YEAH
>Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
OH GOD I'M CUMMING
>glasses
>mfw

FUCKING GLASSESFAGS
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>>10658909
but anon
plane pones have their intelligence hardware built into the seat
so if you eject safely, so does she
she just has to sit around in the hangar for a few days while they get her a new chassis
they call it "being grounded"
Blitz gets "grounded" a lot
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