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>de equestria gurrrl
>>10656401But I saved that picture from here.
>in Japan, Trixie is "The Oh So Amazing Trixie">still manages to talk in third person>best voice10/10 best dub.
>>10656420What is that thing?
>>10656430Tell me anon, would you like sex with a pony?
>>10656266Did they say where Nightmare Moon came from?Maybe the secret is Luna made her? That would be kind of cool.I bring this up because I was thinking about the name.Maybe instead of because she gave nightmares, the straw that broke the pony's back was all the nightmares and bad dreams she witnessed? She saw ponies scared of things she loved; darkness, nighttime, the unknown. Instead of seeing wonder and mystery they saw monsters and terror. She could blame the fear the ponies had for their over-dependence on the daytime. Maybe she saw Celestia's larger role in their day-to-day lives as a crutch.The Darth Vader-esque irony is she became something of a villain in the ponies' eyes because of her rebellion. >But calling yourself a Nightmare is obviously evilMaybe it became associated with evil?Yes, I'm implying nightmare in their world gained its meaning because of her
>>10656452Yes anon I would like that.
>>10656337Visste ikke det, nei.
>>10656452No thank you. It's too far from the human form to be attractive to me.
If EQG were to hypothetically replace FIM I don't think I'd be fine with it. To me it just kinda seems like a bastardization of the show and to be honest there are plenty of other shows that have done/fill the High School drama already.People would rather hear about the Magical World of Equestria than a random High School.
>>10656460>>10656337Mmm, northern Germanic languages. Oh yeah, tell me dirty things I don't understand.
>this is real art advice from a real book
>>10656460Will you two get a room already, or at the very least, keep it in the last thread?
>>10656467So majestic, so vigorous!
>>10656463Well it's gonna happen, so be ready for it.
>>10656460Storyen bigger visstnok på heroes 6, da.Men nå skal jeg spise mat. Adios, man.
>>10656454No, they haven't really gone into that. Luna gave some backstory but then had a thought-bubble that she was still keeping a secret about the whole thing.
>>10656475Mora di lukter råtten smalahove.>>10656488We're talking, what makes out talk different from yours? You don't understand so you can't constantly butt-in?
>>10656463True.MLP has things EQG can never have, like magic, mythical beasts, mystical places, ponies and more.
>>10656495That still remains to be seen. If it does happen I don't plan on watching it
>>10656475Kjære Anonym.Jeg liker ikke trynet ditt.Med vennlig hilsenAnonym.>>10656515>smalahove.Mareritt.
>>10656515>We're talking, what makes out talk different from yours?You're flirting and talking about off-topic stuff like what video games you like. If you're just having a one-on-one conversation with some dude, why bring it to the new horse? It's like you said, you're not an exception.
>>10656517Indeed. Meanwhile, EQG will show us about Highschool again, nevermind that those kind of highschool are GONE isn't full of cops or some bullshit like that. I don't want to watch something that is a bastardized version of reality.I just want to watch pony to forget these kind of shit.
If you could have sex with any of the mane six and you have to be in the body of one of the OTHER mane six, and take a strapon from the other. Who would it be?
>>10656518>That remains to be seen>yfw
>>10656486Just try going to a local bookstore and browsing through the art help books. It's oftentimes hilarious the types of ones you'll see. Christopher Hart is always one to avoid, but I've seen a rise in the amount of books teaching you how to draw furries, as of late.
>>10656557that's a nice argument honey.
>>10656544Oh Sweetie Belle you're such a naughty pony.
>>10656553Twilight for magicRarity to give it to me since she would probably have the most experience with those things
>>10656486Needs more belts
>>10656557>using maps as macros
>>10656572Dude, the TRAILER's out. Did you think it was faked or something?
>>10656570People love to edit in those wings, don't they?
>>10656570>wings edited in
>>10656536>flirtingOh lord, wow. Assuming things gets you nowhere, anon.
>>10656557Until we have official confirmation instead of rumor mongering and I still say this then you can say I'm in denial until then be quiet.
>>10656594He's not talking about EG happening, he's talking about it replacing FiM.
>>10656571i am glad these books exist, since they destroy potential future competion
>>10656594So? He's not saying eqg is not real.
>>10656594He's saying it remains to be seen if eqg will REPLACE the show, not if EQG will exist
>>10656591that is a very ugly map
>>10656570why does rarity have that many hooveswhat is she gonna use them for
>>10656617>>10656619>>10656622Your denial will only make your tears more exquisite.
>>10656618You are one evil manEvil, but understandable
And see ya tomorrow bronies!
>>10656591What a ugly place
>>10656629>he's sayingSelective reading to the max
>>10656622>>10656619>>10656617Oh.>>10656615sorry, I thought you were disbelieving EQG existed at all. That would be pretty silly, at this point.
>>10656602>>10656608I thought I had saved the non-edit but I guess I forgot.
>>10656594It was a trailer FOR A MOVIE. I'm not denying anything about the Movie. But a series we'll just wait and see.
>>10656629>>10656622>>10656619>>10656617I wish we had someone on the inside that can but an end to this rumor.
>>10656615There's also the fact that it is made by an entirely different studio by entirely different people.Also also there's the fact that since this is such a divisive topic it's very easy for people to bamboozle anyone on this board by posting about it.
>>10656649Hasbro's my uncle, but that asshole's not telling me anything
>>10656650>entirely different studio>entirely different peopleThey're moving the FiM staff over. Season 4 is the end. Face it.
Heh... remember all that hype leading up to Magic Duel?Remember the 30 seconds that everyone flipped a shit because we thought the r63 spell was real?Season 3 definitely had its moments.
>>10656553I'd take it from Rarity, probably as Applejack. It would be pretty neat to be strong and getting fucked in the ass. New experiences are special, now I'm having two at once!
>>10656664I thought it was pretty obvious before they even started that scene that it would all be tricks, but it was fun to act like they weren't.
>>10656662sure thing honey.
THE FIRST COMMUNITY MADE UPDATEIT'S HAPPENING
>>10656664Of course it didThe only real problems S3 had were the length and, arguably, the last episode's rushed narrativeEverything else was up to par with the rest of the show
>>10656664Yeah, I remember that. That was the best moment in my opinion. The people I was watching it with FLIPPED THEIR SHIT.
>>10656664Just because she faked it doesn't mean it's not real. She also faked the age spell and stuff.
>>10656668Why would Rarity want to have sex with Applejack?
>>10656650>it's very easy for people to bamboozle anyone on this board by posting about it>>10656662>hey're moving the FiM staff over. Season 4 is the end. Face it.well whaddaya know
>>10656650>different studio by entirely different peopleSorry but that is untrue.http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2149505/Siby or whoever already tweeted that she story boarded it.It's the same staff man.
>>10656649Unfortunately, if the entire staff mad an hour long presentation on why the show wasn't ending because of EQG, the rumor wouldn't end until season 5 aired, because people who KNEW it was fake would propagate it for the people who dont know its fake, just like that ultrashopped picture of EQG humans with normal ponies
>>10656687Sure thing, honey.
>>10656648gotcha, man. Actually, I'm with you on that one, so this was stupid on my part squared.This horse will just have to do as an apology.
You get to go to Equestria, but must roll a 20 on your save vs Death. otherwise, you ded.Can you do it?
>>10656632it sorts out the casuals and those foolish enough to think that they can find a quick fix for their art problems
>>10656699Sure thing, honey.
>>10656698I kind of wish the staff and popular bronies would just shut the fuck up.
>>10656664I thought that episode would doom Trixie for sure. I was glad that wasn't the case and I consider it one of the top episode of season 3.
>>10656716I was surprised that they confirmed Twixie in that episode.
>>10656708I've got my d20 right here, rolling like a motherfucker
>>10656712O-oh gosh, n-noones ever called me that before
>>10656718I didn't think it was possible to sound like you were wearing a fedora.
>>10656698is it time to panic then?
It doesn't go S1-2-3 It goes: Original season, Silly season and New season.
>>10656729Why is Pinkie Pie rolling and not using the pop-a-matic?
>People saying FiM is ending>After the massive revenue it had>After Hasbro executives saying they're giving it top priority>After confirming S4 will have increased budget>After the writers hinting multiple times that there would still be many seasons after the 3rd oneGuys pleaseI know you guys really want the ride to endBut it's just not happeningWe're in this for a long, long timeBuckle up, homestuck
>>10656747It goes S1-S2-S3.
>>10656725>confirming ships>any episode
>>10656725I remember people speculate that she would be an apprentice of Sombra and some bullshit like that.
>>10656718Sounds like the theme to The Illusionist
>>10656753>After the writers hinting multiple times that there would still be many seasons after the 3rd oneGonna need a source on that one.
>>10656747It goes: My penis, your mum, her vag.
>>10656729rolled a 19. My CON is pretty shit, but I'm going to hazard I made that save.Don't worry, guys, I'll make sure to read up on Planeswalking so y'all can come with me.>>10656750I don't rightly know
>>10656750Because that's the Panic Button. When someone lands on the Panic Space the last one to hit the Panic Button gets fucked in the butt.
>>10656782I wish I was in that wizard position. A cute pony playing your beard and you relax in bliss.
>>10656767It would have been really great if they tied it into Sombra
>>10656635That horse penis is alright I guess...
>>10656769I believe the main storyboarder posted a ''poem'' of sorts shortly after S3 was announced to be only 13 episodes long talking about ''so many seasons''
>wanting to be a slave
>>10656799>"Oh my! Looks like I was the last one again!~">"Rarity, if you're not gonna play the game just leave."
what if ponies found mlpg
>>10656769I don't know about writers but both Anderson and Ingram said that multiple seasons are coming after 3
>>10656799>MLPG plays Pony Panic>no one wants to hit the panic button
>>10656767>>10656811You know, something like that would go further to actually making Sombra the "Sauron-like threat" he was supposed to be.
>>10656817>shopping a horsedick to be biggerto what purpose
>>10656832I would ask Twilight Sparkle for her Skype.Everyone would ask Rarity to stram.
>>10656819>>10656839And the source?
>>10656846Don't be silly, perfect pretty princesses don't need scary things like that.
>>10656832Does MLP exist in the EQD universe?
>>10656872No, I think they're just there for the fandom.
>>10656820>not wanting to be EA's pet pony
>>10656819That was Will Anderson composer of the Background music for the show. I really need to go back and listen to some of the BG music for this show
>>10656872It's a idealistic paradise, that's like asking if aids exists in heaven.
Celestia is going to die in Season 4.
>>10656872What if Twilight goes through the mirror, becomes human, and finds a website all about discussing mareginas and which of her pony friends back in Equestria people want to fuck, and which of them likes anal sex the most, and pages upon pages of lewd drawingsDo you think she'd tell them when she got back home?
>>10656857Anderson's DAI think Ingram's DA too.Don't rememver
>>10656832Fluttershy would die of embarrassment.
>>10656897Dont say stuff like that, Anon
>Hans Zimmer will never compose the score for an MLP FiM Movie
>>10656901>"It's amazing how accurate they all were! Are you sure you haven't seen any hidden cameras around?"
>>10656897>implying she hasn't already been replaced by Cadence anyway
>>10656857I think they mean this is one at least.willheim.deviantart.com/journal/don-t-worry-317411927
>>10656888>mfw I keep having pet pony dreams/slutty mare dreamsOnly if I knew how to art...
>>10656888Oh god, yes. Yes.I want to suck him so badly, for all those stories
>>10656919hedless your should really knock that shit off
>>10656912How do you feel about Steven Jablonsky?
My Little Pony is shit. Stop watching My Little Pony.
>>10656923Are you a slutty pony or a master in those dreams?
>>10656953I haven't watched it in months.
>>10656953I should buy a horse mask.
>>10656955I'm the pony.
>>10656968heh, that ad is showing right now.
>>10656952I can dig it
>>10656953OKaygooodbye everyone, i'mm leaving this ride
>>10656981I'm getting closer to feeling like I should buy a horse mask.
>>10656953I'm leaving MLPG forever.
>>10656968I will. I'm just waiting for a good moment, when I will have something to celebrate.
What is she dreaming about?
>>10656972You're not the only one. mare or stallion?
>>10657004>mfw "That's it, I'm leaving the Fandom!" was a popular meme at EQLA.
>>10657007what's a better thing to celebrate than buying a horse mask?I should buy a horse mask.
>>10657026You must be delicious
>>10657037You already know where I'm going to link you.
>>10657017http://youtu.be/imRhPF931DoHorses can get rabies.
>>10657022Our memes are so much better.
>>10657019MareSometimes the dreams feel so realalso I hear my own feminine voice, which makes the dreams even better
>>10656923>tfw i art and co-wrote >>10656888but muh powerlevel...
>>10657054before the bastardization of them, yeah.
>>10656384>Spike the cowardly dog!Dooks, I will end you.
>>10657071>>10657019>>10656923TELL ME YOUR SECRETS
>>10657019>>10657071I'm getting really turned on. And jelly. Why can't have I dreams like that?I want to be a slutty pony, too
>>10657071My last dream was fucking awesome.Was some kind of pilot in a orbital military or something.10 out of fucking 10 would dream about again.
>>10657071 That's hot. And I know exactly how you feel.Do you like the dreams?
>>10657107Learn how to lucid dream and you can be a slutty pony too!
>>10657099One time I put the TV remote up my ass (not gay or anything just wanted to see how it felt) and left it out, then my dad came home and used it to watch TV for the rest of the night
Wait wait... Someone drew EA as a futa alicorn?source?
>>10657118>you will never slut it up in ponyville
Why haven't you grown taller than all your friends?
>you will never be a qt π pony princess getting sexually serviced all day and all night outside of public appearances by a harem of fillies, mares, colts or stallions, depending on your mood, stuck in a near constant orgasmic state
>>10657133I stopped at 5'6.Oh well.
>>10657121I was thinking more along the lines of >>10657118
>>10657133Look at those fucking hats on dash and rarara. Maximum swag.
>>10657142It's alright, he didn't notice it
>>10657127There was some talk about designing EA's OC, but i left so i know where it went
I dont know if this has been addressed but, will spike still be able to talk even though he is a dog?
>>10657117I love them.It's mostly sexual, but being a good pet also feels good tooand also feeling pretty
>>10657151Time to check the archive.
>>10657133I already did. Having manlet friends is funny
>>10657141>manletThat must suck, my condolences
>>10657152If he can it will be Scooby Doo'd. So pray 'no'.
>>10657133check out that background mare checking out applejack's sweet ass
>>10657130>>10657140 I can't handle these feels.WHY CAN'T I BE THE LITTLE PONY???
>>10657133>implying my friends are taller than me
>>10657152nodogs can't talk
>>10657140There are better pleasures than those of the flesh.
>>10657169>not checking out AJ's applebottom
>>10657176Because you've got a man face.
>>10657133Those princess shoes add a lot to her height.
>>10657133I have no friends to grow taller than.
>>10657157Are you serving humans, or other ponies?
http://youtu.be/WUoyyhX1_YkBy the way, mares do mount other mares IRL.
>>10657183Tulpa pls go
>>10657154I wish FiW were funny
>>10657196Probably because you're too short.
>>10657157I know those feels You should go to the Petpony IRC.
>>10657166I don't give a fuck.
>>10657133I'm taller than my entire family
>>10657141I like being small.
>>10657157>>10657118lucid dreams, you say?I've always heard about them, but can you honestly and seriously simulate anything in dreamland like that?I mean, something tells me if I try and jerk myself off with my mind while I'm asleep, I'm just going to wind up waking up with blueballs.
>>10657227But you're not small, Twily.
>>10657152It would be funny if he could.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUmMg4iB848
>>10657227It's nice being able to blend into crowds and be easily passed over.
I haven't been online since Tuesday because of my ISP having an outage.Luckily, no one seems to have missed me.Anywho, look what I got in the mail.
>>10657256Maybe in Japan
>>10657256It's average. 5'7 reporting in
>>10657256Five foot six is well below average for adult men.
>>10657261Oh how far you have fallen, son I'm proud
>>10657261FOR WHAT PVRPOSE
>>10657261>all that autism
>>10657261Mind showing the other side?
>>10657256>anything below 5'10
>>10657289The other side is blank.
What the fuck is with you people and sexual dreams?They're fucking dreams, you should dream of something awesome or badass.
>>10657261>it was corwin all alongI can't even, I'll just go lay on the floor
>>10657298>something awesomeLike sex?
>>10657309Like sex with FIGHTER JETS
>>10657298No.I like being a pony.
>>10657280>>10657308Because life is far too short.
>>10657308He is a true wizard, his familiar is this pillow.
>>10657299It hasn't been a secret.
>>10657280Don't act like you don't know.
>>10657298I figure if I jerk off while I'm asleep, maybe I can get something done during my conscious free time. Perfect simulation of being the slutty mare is just a bonus.
>>10657326>>10657328Really?How did you guys knew?
>>10657330And do you?
>>10657330not that I've managed yet, that is.
>>10657337He told us he was ordering it.He showed us the picture.He said he was waiting for it.
>>10657330>Perfect simulation of being the slutty mareAre you being honest, or are you joking?
>>10657325>not a Mewball sized Pinkie plush
>>10657295Aw, that's a shame.Still, nice. Does your heart tremble a little when you hug it?
>>10657298The reason why I mentioned the LK Lander earlier was because I recently dreamt about being a cosmonaut going to the moon. The nice thing about the LK is that is a one man craft, so I have the moon to myself and don't have to share it with some other asshole.
>>10657353Pinkie Pie, please be a good character again. You haven't been in two seasons...
>>10657349you're new to this ain'tcha
>>10657343Oh god that reaction face again
>>10657369>implying Pinkie Pie has ever been good
>>10657373>>10657362jesus,di caprio is hot.
>>10657261You still gonna design an Edith daki?
>>10657261how long did it take you to get it
>>10657373Well, he does have a lot in common with other Internet usersThey don't have an Oscar either
>>10657357Actually, that's one thing. She is really huge on the pillow, maybe even a bit bigger than mewball size. It's okay though, the image is very clear.>>10657364I will admit: It's pretty cool.And just a word of warning to anyone else planning to buy one from Artcow: Don't let anyone else pick up your mail.Right there on the outside of the package, it says "ONE BODYPILLOW CASE" and it will raise questions.
>>10657261>Luckily, no one seems to have missed me.You seem like a pretty great guy, and I'm a fan of your work as well.
>>10657365I dreamed I was with an alien race glassing planets.Fucking Halo. It was cool.But fucking Halo.
It really is quite sad people actually pay a fucking penny of virtual fucking items.
>>10657406It is really quite sad people actually hate fun
>>10657381they slept together at the last bronycon
>>10657416it's a currency you american
>>10657401you cant stop me
>>10657406Because spending money on useless and frivolous physical items is so much better?
>>10656832What if your favorite pony found all the posts you made about her on MLPG
>>10657406I'm sad I can't make any virtual items to make money off
>>10657418but muh LKxJessy
>>10657406does anybody want my trading card beta invites
>>10657397AW GOD WHY
>>10657393It shipped on May 6th and got it in the mail yesterday.>>10657390When I learn something about finishing up images and making them look good. Someone said they wanted one, and I'd be happy do create an image for it if only I felt like my stuff was print-worthy at this point.>>10657400I was just joking. But really, no one missed me.
>>10657426What pony would you get?
>>10657298I have been having a lotof nightmares recentlydoes that count?
>>10657422It's a joke you commie
>>10657439Are they awesome nightmares?
>>10657426I can feel shame for you though.
>>10657437im not getting a pony>>10657435ah, okayi ordered one a few days ago so im just curious
>>10657406Yeah, like video games themselves.
>>10657435fuck you I will miss you when you are gone and you can't stop measshole
>>10657454Who are you getting?
>>10657454>I'm not getting a ponyI thought you were cool
It's weird when you remember this is a cartoon thread.
>>10657261I can't tell if you're more autistic than Nanaki.
>>10657406These are the same people who think art is worth anything, you can't expect anything out of them.
>>10657454rediv confirmed for landwhale
>>10657469No we /an/ now
>>10657464>>10657466im getting one as a jokei put something hilarious on it>>10657474i wish
>>10657469Cartoons are for little girls.
>>10657481>im getting one as a jokeThat's always how it starts.
>>10657483Your face is for little girls
>>10657406People should spend their own money only in the way I want them to! >: (
>>10657397>>10657453I just went and looked at my cat's tongue.I never realized.
>>10657471Think what you will, anon, this pillow is easily the single most embarrassing thing I own.I feel guilty for hiding her away, though. ;_:
We cute aminals now
>>10657490woah anon careful
>>10657406Dude, people pay to see shitty fetish art of MLP characters. That's even worse.
>>10657503Okay, here's a cute animal.
>>10657469>Thread about a kids show>I'm talking about how I have dreams about being one of the main creatures on the show and being fucked by humans
CUTE ANIMALS YOU SAY
>>10657489>implying she's just not just going to snuggle one at night
>>10657481>i wishWhy don't you just...eat food?
>>10657513Westaboos are hilarious
>>10657522THOSE AREN'T CUTE
>>10657512It's amazing and depressing the kinds of things people will throw their money at. GHANDI WAS RIGHT.
>>10657531I find it so crazy that this guy is playing with an eel like this.I mean those things will bite you out of curiosity and those fuckers have some serious teeth with bacteria in there too.
why haven't you been fwomped today
>>10657527i probably will, its a stupid character but i still like the character at least>>10657529i eat a lot of food, i just cant gain weight, ive only been slightly chubby, i cant be anything more
>>10657531I want one.
>>10657531>been watching youtube videos about wild animals interacting with people>want a pet crow/raven really badly
>>10657522....Pinkie looks cute.Even if they ruined her.
>>10657534I love the way easterners seem to think all Americans are cowboys. Not that we never get stereotypes wrong.
>>10657009This world needs more ponies lovebiting anon.
>>10657581You're not a cowboy?
>>10657569>complaining becasue you can't be fatWomen, Gentlemen.
>>10657569>that fucking feelI wish I could stuff myself, but I just cannot bring myself to down more than a few mouthfulsIt sucks
>>10657572>get pet raven>teach it to say "Nevermore!">get laid by a bunch of goths and lit nerds
Wanted to post silly horse but I only have silly pone.
>>10657587It's a pretty cute premise.I used to like it when my puppy would play bite me.
>>10657570nope!only cute animals pls.
>>10657570SHOOT IT WITH A GUN
>>10657581>Not being a cowboy
>>10657592Well I do know that feel.I'm skinny as fuck and never gain weight.
>>10657600>pone poneing ball.gifThat pone isn't poneing that ballshe isn't even using her vagina
>>10657605I want to pet that tiny Fluttershy.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/98785/2/the-four-and-one-erebi-nights/day-oneis this worth the read and fap?
>>10657592It's a real pain if you're trying to gain muscle.
>>10657630>tfw cant be stronk
>>10657620Eat honey and butter.Then tell me you won't get fat, you miserable bastard.
>>10657647That sounds disgusting.
>>10657520You really like this concept, don't you? Talking about it all the time...Few more years of those dreams and you will be craving human cock more than anything. You will start shaving your body, wearing feminine clothes and paying more and more attention to the guys.
>>10657660honey-butter is dankGOMAD is a better option though
>>10657647that's literally what i just had for breakfast
>>10657630>Eat 3 meals a day>feel really hungry all the time>not gaining any weightI have no idea what the fuck is happening to me
>>10657626I would keep a tiny Fluttershy in my house like a pet.
>>10657605>>10657677I would keep tiny fluttershy in my kitchen like a wife.
>>10657662Oh good lord....I can resist.
>All these slutty mares>Not a single stallion
>>10657671I hate you so much.
>>10657677>"Is it legal to keep a pony in your house as a pet, like a dog"
>>10657683Well now I really want a pet goat.
>>10657677Mabye, but having a Fluttershy like that requires me to go to the park or the zoo. I want to show her all the nature that happens around her. She might be the reason to go outside.
>>10657671Such a shame. World needs more chubbies, less landwhales.
>>10657687She'd probably cook you tiny little meals too
>>10657691I'm here, I'm here. I just don't like fucking guys.
>>10657676>only 3whathow can you expect to gain weight with thatI eat 4 and i can't gain shit. Neither muscle nor fat.
>>10657709>park or zoo>not going innawoodsYou don't deserve a pone.I'm revoking your licence.
>>10657709You make it sound like that's a bad thing.I'd love to take Fluttershy to the zoo.
>>10657711fat women bother me so muchwell mostly the ones with front butts
>>10657677I'd adopt one.
>>10657711I figure most women and men hit a point where they either go "I'ma lose some weight" and lose weight or "fuckit" and go full blimp. The chubbies are just between that transition.
>>10657691I wouldn't mind having a slutty mare under my desk right now, keeping my dick warm and moist in her mouth.
>>10657709>what's a waifu
>>10657514bears look like kangaroos when saved
>>10657691>you will never be the slutty stallion
>>10657709Don't forget the aquarium. I bet she'd enjoy going there too.
>>10657707that's that goat kind that was special bred to promote a gene that causes a disease where goats get temporary paralysis when shocked/surprised, in order to simplify herding. Or something like that.They're so cute.
>>10657747Can Stallions be slutty? Or is it the opposite in a matriarchal society? Where mares can fuck all they want and high five eachother over it but a stallion sleeping around is considered a whore for doing so.
>>10657728There is a natural park and a mountain to hike. Not to forget the beach and the desert. I would take her everywhere.>>10657729Its not a bad thing.
>>10657764They're called Tennessee fainting goats, right?
>>10657735>>10657711I saw a bumper sticker today that said >"I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet"
>>10657784That bird is bouncing to the beat of my dubstep.
Is it bad that I would betray humanity for ponies?
>>10657783>>10657764I don't know what they are, but they're pretty cute.
>>10657676Depends on many things. If you're active, what do you eat, etc.
>>10657783http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tennessee_fainting_goatThat was the one
>>10657747>you'll never have all the pretty mares falling over each other to get with you>you'll never get different pussy every night>and some ass too, when she's feeling kinky
>>10657802Stop letting your dick think for you anon, that has lead many men down the path of destruction. We can have all the pony we want after we take over.
>>10657784Where my hoes at?Where my hoes at?
>>10657758She would love that. Fluttershy would huddle in my coat as we venture through that glass tunnel with all the water life above it. She would peak out and see all the wonders of the sealife.
>work crummy fast food job in small college town.>radio plays painfully bad country music station.>suddenly this songhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=u18bdI6zW4A>could only think of singing it to applejack.what is wrong with me.
>>10657630>Try to eat loads of sweets and greasy food>Develop horrible acneThere is no winning
>>10657771>>10657815To be honest I was thinking more the the 'subby stallion'
>>10657793Yeah, right. I'd like to see them try.
>>10657835Why don't you just link to the video instead of posting .gifs?
>>10657838QUICKLET'S LINK SONGS THAT REMIND US OF APPLEJACK
>>10657838>Not imagining doing a full song and dance number to introduce ponies to human cultureDo you even escapism?
>>10657844That's because you're a sad excuse of a man.
>>10657857This for some reason, always reminds me of that orange pony.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9JEPeeohYs
>>10657824>a shark swims by>she burrows her head back into your coat, only the top of her mane poking out
>>10657808it doesnt really matter what I do, i have some weird problem where it takes food twice as long to digest4ever teenytized rediv
>>10657858No...usually I'm the pony in those daydreams
>>10657844Fucking hell,nobody. Even you now.
>>10657857https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY3ATmNPtWI>Amber is the color of your energy>Shades of gold, displayed naturally
>>10657816But pony would be more happy if they were in charge and I would be more happy if I was the only human and had all the ponies.It's a win-win situation.If I didn't betray humanity for ponies ponies would be sad and I'd have to share all the ponies with all the humans.
>>10657876It's getting annoying.
>>10657879You've been talking to Chrysalis again, Anon.
>>10657857I have no idea why but every time I hear this song I think of applejack.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP0f5rvVkAU
>>10657865you clever bastard
>>10657844>you'll never be dommed by a young mare and her friend>they'll never take turns riding your cock while the other sits on your face
>The disorder is caused by a genetic mutation involving the chloride channel of the muscles. In addition to humans, it is also seen in some goats, canines, cats and one breed of pony.>pony
>>10657879But you'd never really be their friend anon, how could they trust you if you betrayed your old friends, even if it was for them? They would always keep you at arms length because you're not loyal.
>>10657894REMOVE SLUTTY MARE
>>10657866as if. She'd befriend the shark while you get scared.
>>10657913REMOVE SUBBY NON-MEN
>>10657905>Jump out to scare fluttershy>Faints>Grab her and run
>>10657896Maybe but she wants me to betray humanity and pony. I only want to betray humanity for pony. Some changelings can be cute but Ponies are cuter so I'll not betry pony to Chrysalis.
>>10657918It's the most simple and elegant of plans.
>>10657915Not sharks in the human world.They are sscary.
>>10657802This is my fetish, actually. I was fantasizing many times about the war between Earth and Equestria, how I would be kidnapped by ponies and asked for some secrets and how they would break my mind and make me their human slave, convinced about the superiority of pony race."Thank you for telling us those things, anon. You can lick my hooves clean as a reward.""Thank you, mistress. It's more than I could ask for"I'm gonna write a fic about it one day.
>>10657920Yeah, I saw this in another thread.I wonder when IDW will make more crossover covers.
>>10657926>MT arguing with Anon
>>10657922Wow what a faggot.I'd be sure to ally with the changelings so the changeling/human alliance can conquer your faggoty little ponies. Committing high treason, such blasphemy.
>>10657920we need more crossovers like this.
>>10657935>I'm gonna write a fic about it one day.unf
>>10657906Why wouldn't I be loyal? Should I be loyal to humans just because I am a human? That makes no sense. I would be loyal to ponies not only because I think ponies are better than humans but also because I love ponies more than humans. Also another big difference is that I would swear loyalty to pony but I wouldn't swear loyalty to humans.
>>10657935>Noone would like it>Most people identify with the human characteristics in ponies, by introducing humans alongside them they would identify with the humans more so>Why do you think avatar only had 2 or 3 human leads, and they were all already indoctrinated to the blue cat people's ways?
>>10657942>rediv the skinnyfat trapUUUNNNNNFFFF
>>10657942Pfft, I can remove a boner if I want to.
>>10657960You'd be killing all your family and previous friends for ponies, I don't think they would see that as normal. It's not like you popped into society without making any connections your whole life anon.
>>10657951But Changelings would betry humans at one point
That's it, I'm coming abck to greece. At least men are men there.
>>10657990What benefit would it be to them to betray such a powerful ally?Don't be ridiculous.
>You'll never be filled with hot stallion cream>You'll never suck off stallions at the gala
>>10657997Shame the women are also men.
>>10657884>tentatively, she pokes her head out just enough for her eyes to be visible again>she spots an octopus creeping its way out from behind some rocks, its colors shifting to a lighter hue as it moves onto the sand>"Ooooh..."
>>10658007That's like that everywhere.Thanks feminism.
>>10657960Very good, Anon. You would made the right choice
>>10658003Oh good. That is like my #1 fear.
>>10658007I know. Why do you think I moved?To be fair, all the women in greece are fat applejacks.
>>10657998It's true, you know how many men and women would give their love freely to fuck a different person every day? It would be a golden age for both cultures.
>>10658011just insert a cactus in there,it'll go away.
>>10657997the last greek man died around over 500 years ago
>>10657986That is true. I cannot argue with that. But I would try something else. I would betray humanity. But once the threath of Humanity would be eradicated I would convince pony to move away from humanity. To leave what remains of it alone. I would also ask to be taken with them since I would be killed by the rest of humanity.This way my friends, my family ( the part I don't hate) would still be alive and somewhat well and I would be in Equestria, put in the care of the EoH to help adapt to the pony world.
>>10658014Thank you Princess.
>>10658018Exactly.Humans supply endless love, changelings supply endless hordes.
>>10658016>inb4 mass exodus of fat Applejack fans to Greeceyou brought this on yourself
>>10657901>"say that octopus looks kind of familiar"
>>10657935Whatever happened to vanilla fetishes? Why does everything need to be ridiculously contrived depraved /d/-tier shit?
Why don't you favorite a pony that respects your freedom?
I'm gonna call it a day.Good night, MLPG.
>>10658028Over our cold dead species.We'd turn their 'paradise' into a radioactive wasteland first so treasonous scum such as yourself can't live in peace.
>>10658036uhh wrong reply >>10658009
>>10658039Hey, my fetish is just muscular girls
>>10658031now you're going to tell me that rediv isn't a woman and you are, huh?
>>10658039Because we've become to desensitized to vanilla fetishes.
>>10658045>call it a day>goodnightYOU FUCKING LIAR
>>10658039That feel.Getting real tired of this bullshit.
>>10658039>/d/-tier>depravedGo back to church, popey.
>>10658059I'm actually openly bisexual;))
>>10658049>We'd turn their 'paradise' into a radioactive wasteland first so treasonous scum such as yourself can't live in peace.I love you. Let's ride a bycicle made of plutonium into equestria.
>>10658039I have a fetish for conjoined twins and two-headed girls.
>>10658032but not all humans would agree with this. You know that. Some of them would be extremists. They would kill changelings.And if you eliminate them with force other humans won't like that. And so on. Thing is the Changelings, Chrysalis can't control all humanity. Not unless she takes matters into her own hands. Not unless she betrays humanity and enslaves it all.Why shouldn't she do that? Shining Armor was still providing her love even when completely enslaved. They would lose nothing by enslaving humanity. Only gain
>>10658039But some fetishes are nice
Finally uploading those requests from yesterday.
>>10658039>bdsm>vanillayou haven't read anything EA wrote,did you.
>>10658039I just want to fuck a pony pony-style, maybe a little anal and pet play but nothing crazy.I think it's just the people with crazy fetishes like to talk about it more.
>>1065805310/10 would get dominated by that girl
>>10658039because vanilla is boring
>>10658088Is he going to be okay?
>>10658028You can't have everything, don't bullshit us with a win-win scenarios. You would have to choose if you stay with humans, or do you go with ponies and accept that all of your loved ones and friends could be killed in the war.
>>10658097Can't you just fuck her normally?maybe lick her lats a little after a workout?
>>10658094marrital pony sex in the pony position for the purpose of pone-creation.
>>10658080>Why shouldn't she do that?Because good luck enslaving 7 billion people and multiple extremely hostile superpowers?
>>10658105How about scatfeeding and unbirthing?
>>10658049How?They have magic. They have the portals. Humans? Yes we have technology. But said technology can't allow us to do the most simple magics they can do so a portal is out of discussion. And even if you do what would happen? Send nukes? They have time magic. They can time travel to the past. They can send someone competent to worn their past selves. You cannot win. And you know why? Because ponies will always be a step ahead of you.
>>10658114Nobody when are ya gonna get a skype
>>10658108Or you could learn diplomacy and try to foster peace between the two civilizations. But you'd probably end up dropping spaghetti and just making us look bad.
>>10658120i dont like scat, but the other thing... yeah
>>10658114>>10658114As fun as that may be, they have magic and they can use it against you.
>>10658120foodscat is fucking hot.
>>10658116I'd tickle her belly and snuggle her after she's had a shower.
>>10658123I just got one actually.Why?
>>10658120no those are just stupid.There's being interesting and weird and then there's just being stupid.
>>10658140That's fine too.I like you, anon.
>>10658122Anon, that 'time magic' was shown to not change jack shit.You aren't stopping nukes.
I might want to be a slutty mare, but I'll be on the human side if there was to ever be a war.It'd be interesting to see the peacekeeper land on equestria
>>10658119They can shape shiftThey can hypnotize youAll they need is to get close to thos in charge and they can do that rather easily.
>>10658150Mlp time travel works on the whole "self fulfilling prophesy" thing. Where anything you go back to do has already happened.
>>10658144what about m-muh batpones
>>10658144I would love to get seduce by her.
Am I the only one who thinks that written or drawn pornography is really inherently tame compared to any actual porn involving photographs or video?
>>10658161Well yeah, but we have DUKE NUKEM AND DOOMGUY
>>10658119>>10658161>C: Humankind's Last Stand
>>10658144So we can add you to the mlpg fanfic group
>>10658160Hello there, cutiepie.
>>10658171It's tame in the sense that you're looking at pictures vs. watching real people fuckingthat's about it, in my opinion.
>>10658150That time magic failed because both future Twilight and past Twilight were retards.Do you think that if Celestia saw herself appear from the future she would interrupt her to ask how the weather would be the next day? Do you think that Future Celestia would wast time and not tell only the most important things?
>>10658161We don't even know if they're magic is even effective on humans.
>>10658167She wouldn't have a tough work with seducing me.
>>10658187Are you implying future celestia would survive the first wave of attack?
>>10658171Nah, I find scat pretty hot in drawn/written form. In reality it's fuckin' gross.
>>10658188It works just fine.
>>10658148Just because I would like to be raped by a gang of stallions, eat eclairs out of an asshole and sleep every night inside celestia's womb, it doesn't mean that I wouldn't want a normal relationship with a woman.But why stop there? That's what dreaming is for.
>Changelings vs Humans>Mirrored shades>Passwords to stop shapeshiftersnext
>>10658134So you're telling me you would like to be able to let someone sleep inside your womb or you would like to do that?That is important.
>>10658175Do people actually get off on this?
>>10658196Do you think she wouldn't have a back up plan? That she wouldn't put those high level unicorns that would put Twilight to shame return in time to warn her. If she can't Luna could. If Luna couldn't either don;t you think they'd have a failsafe for this kind of thing?Celestia is a mastermind. The entire pilot? Twilight making friends and unlocking the EoH. The writers said that this was all Celestia's plan. She makes plans.
>>10658218How about sleeping ponies?
>>10658114Oh god I love this one
>>10658213>Changelings vs HumansNo, no, no, Changeling and Human alliance.Oh yes.
>>10658227that is one of my fetishes
>>10658208I like you a lot then, anon. That's a real swell viewpoint that I share.
>>10658213>mirror shadesThis isn't a cartoon anon.
>>10658171Most written/drawn porn focuses on the emotional response to it. The wording and framing of everything focuses on the feelings behind the act. Video is usually just rubbing of the uglies together until orgasm.
>>10658236three times and that's just today
>>10658254So hypnosis isn't a problem at all?
>>10658118>you will never pony for the sole purpose of pony creation
>>10658243Don't act you don't like this, Cheeseleg.
>>10658243Chrysalis may have complete control over all changelingsNo one human can have complete control over all humans. And do you think all of humanity would work togheter without backstabbing each other? China with Russia with USA working together?
>>10658239>alliance with changelings>chrysalis fucks all the unicorns up>vast human/changeling armies burn through Equestriawhat you gonna do about it fgt>m-muh magiccan't save you now
>>10658274>jalm will never draw a hot fluttershy and cheeselegs make out session
>>10658243I love that imageI wish she would cut me
>>10658040>implying he's implying3greek6me
>>10658239it's interesting how much she lets things go to shit and gets other ponies to clean up for her
>>10658236I did. Seriously.I also fantasized few times during daily activities about eating sweets from pony ass.
>>10658269No because` they use mind control.
>>10658282Then sing for us, candy pony!
>>10658273Why for the sole purpose?
>>10658293She let's Twilight clean up for her. And she does that because she want her to learn
>>10658296Through eye-hypnosis mumbo jumbo
>>10658180Oh, right. Name is in email, but I'm about to get off.
>>10658293The first thing a god must learn to do is to not interfere when it's not necessary
>>10658246I wouldn't mind sleeping inside rediv.
>>10658187>Be changeling>Decide to fuck with the royalty>Shapeshift into Celestia>Jump into her thrown room shouting that you're her from the future, tell her that she needs to paint the kingdom in polkadot and wear a hat on her plot at all times for the next week or the kingdom is doomed>Spend the next thousand years laughing your ass off
>>10658283>China with Russia with USA working together?Yeah, I'd say they would.When the new lands are conquered and it's inhabitants killed or subdued, THEN would the countries begin fighting over the new territories.
>>10658311>about to get off lewd
>>10658036>you take her to the jellyfish tank>she presses her nose and hooves up against the glass, watching the gelatinous blobs propelling themselves through the water>"Oooooh..."
>>10658311>I'm about to get off.Lewd.
>>10658153Peacekeepers,lightning guns,auto-aim bullets,rail guns and laser cannons Super-sonic nuclear powered jets,gases that can form liquid inside your lungs,bio-weapons etc...Anyway, we already had human vs pony threads months ago and it mostly came out to human victories.I'd probably give myself up to the ponies anyway.
>>10658313But that doesn't have anything to do with Celestia.
>>10658326you only sing to Lyra?
>>10658309and cadance and fluttershy
You faggots realize that no matter what we would lose in less than a day right? You could make an alliance with the Changelings, with the gryphons and with the Diamond Dogs without any kind of treason and we'd still lose in less than a day. You do realize we cannot win because the ponies have a way to defeat us with just a thought.
>>10658320>>10658283>not taking in account they'd have a common enemy>not realizing all of the backstabbing shit would happen after the warDo you even Ender's Game
>>10658250So you think that all of us who share those wicked fantasies and fetishes here wouldn't want to have a woman by their side?
>>10658356We have bombs that can kill these ponies en masse before they see us or the bombs
>>10658356Pony pls go
>>10658259>drawn porn focuses on the emotional response
>>10658361terrible movie. I haven't read the book.
>>10658340I'd say humans would win any military victory, but ponies seem to focus intensely on diplomatic solutions. Their version of an atomic bomb "elements of harmony" essentially forces the hand of whoever their used on to cooperate. Only they had to use it on a god twice because it just so happened to be it's antithesis.
>>10658365Bon bon stop being so bon bon
>>10658313Celestia's not a god, though.
>>10658356This is so stupid it doesn't deserve a response.>duh ponies don't even have to do anything>dey just think things at us and we all die
>>10658377She sure acts like one, though
>>10658367They have DiscordTHE ENDWe nuke themDiscord snaps his fingers and nothing happend.Bilogical weapons? Snap nothing happenedWE LOST
>>10658328>>10658333God damn you peopl
>>10658363Well I never said 'all' you wicked fetishfags, but surely you can see how it's easy to think that someone that wants to be plowed by stallions constantly might not want a woman by his/her side.
Let's discuss best pony.
>>10658140nigga mine.I'd also massage her soles if they're feeling sore.
>>10658388Yeah, in the way that she doesn't do anything godly and is a mortal pony.
>>10658395No, we'll just nuke DiscordI don't want to see how rainbow magic compares to nuclear explosions
>>10658395Discord's not that powerful, he's just very nonchalant. If he were that powerful he'd not have to listen to the elements at all when they threatened to turn him back to stone, just snap his fingers and oh elements never existed. He's a master planner, his plans just aren't shown on screen.
>>10658375I really can't see humanity being defeated by 'the power of friendship.'Or 'the power of love' in the changelings case. >EoH shockwave roaring towards humanities armies>it finally hits, every man bracing for impact>it harmlessly passes over everyone, leaving millions of confused soldiers>celestia's face when
>>10658411>Raising the Sun>Not godly>Mortal>Does not seem to age and has been around for more than 1000 years
>>10658398She needs to lose weight.
>>10658417>nuke the physical concept of chaosI'm not sure that will work
>>10658417>Using nukes>Against QYeah good luck with that
I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU!
>>10658426so unicorns and trees are gods too?
>>10658409batman thumbs up.gif
>>10658417He's the embodiment of chaos. A god. Something than can alter the laws of physics themselves. Change the way the the four fundamental forces of the universe work.
>>10658393It'd sure be warm inside there. So warm.I'd be getnly lulled by your heartbeat as all the sounds outside fade and you slowly pet where my hair would be...Oh,you're right, it's a silly thing.
>>10657350But plane pones aren't for sexual, silly anon.
>>10658426For being godly she sure got fucked up quickly by Chrysalis. I'm telling you, changeling/human alliance would be unstoppable.
>>10658435>>10658436>>10658447If he couldn't stop six ponies that were right in front of him and threatening to encase him in stone, how can he stop a nuke he won't know is coming?He's not Dr. Manhattan, he doesn't know everything that will happen.
>>10658447He's a spirit.
>>10658435>>10658436You guys are going about it all wrong.We have to fire missiles loaded with custard and to win.
>>10658417you throw a nuke, he turns it into a chicken.
>>10658441Trees and unicorns age.I dubt you've ever seen a 3 thousand years old olive tree.It's huge.
>>10658426Nothing other ponies can't do.
>>10658447>Discord sees nuke being launched at himOh ho~ What fun little playthings you have.>Snaps fingers, missile is now a squirrel that breathes nuclear fire>And that takes care of tha->See's the combined nuclear stockpile of every human superpower>It's....it's beautifu->Discord is atomizedQuantity over quality
>>10658478SO WE THROW CHICKENS AT HIM
>>10658464Yes they are,jessy.
>>10658458I don't have any art, I just doodle.
>>10658490>Discord sees nuke being launchedNo he doesn't, this is 2013
>>10658428Fuck you purple swirl can eat all the fucking burritos she wants.
>>10658426Celestia needs to eat and trains Twilight as a successor. Very mortal things.
>>10658428I just want to feed Fluttershy until she's an immobile blob. Is that so wrong?
>>10658495B-but they're cute bundles of devastation.
>>10658511Ross pls go
>>10658424Then multiple nuclear peace keeper warheads land 100-200ft away from each other, either tearing the flesh,burning or completely vaporizing many ponies.Also pony magic would have to deal with atmospheric scattering.
>>10658468He could not stop them because he was convinced they would not be able to encase him in stone, since he thought he had broken their willsAlso EoA are specifically tailored to defeat beings such as him
>>10658502>needs to eatProof where?
>>10658468They had magic.Magic of harmony.Harmony resists discord.Discord couldn't touch them.
>>10658490>Snaps his fingers again>All nukes are now mind controlled atomic fire breathing squirrels that want to return to the launch zoneGood luck
>>10658468Yes, how will the CONCEPT OF CHAOS that CAN ALTER REALITY ever survive against something like a nuke?Gee, I don't know. Maybe he'll just hold a umbrella at it. Or create a refigerator throne and recreate Crystal Skull scene for the comedy. Maybe he'll even be standing behind the commanding officer and say soemthing like "That was a nice shot! pity it didn't hit anything, though"
Lauren confirmed that Celestia isn't a god; why does anybody even argue about it anymore?
>>10658511Yes, obesity is wrong in every sense of the word.Something so detrimental and draining, yet easily stoppable and preventable. It's horrid.
>>10658512>you will never own a small plane pone>she will never buzz around your house making machine gun noises with her mouth
>>10658512I'd devastate that cute bundle, if you know what I mean.
>>10657838>shitty country music playing all day>at shitty job>because thats what the shitty manager likesi know this pain all to well
>>10658187tech > magicnot everyone is twilight you know
>>10658521Just like he stopped the mane six and their magic swirls, right?No, Discord is gonna bathe in nuclear fire.
>>10658522>>10658521>Discord is essentially a mary sueThis is what bronies actually believe
>>10658502Greek gods needed to eat too, and had favored champions/sons/disciplesDo not limit your view to the old boring christian god
>>10658522Well he certainly didn't stop the mane six!I'll fight the mane six before I fight a nuke, but that's just me.
>>10658521>launch zone is CanterlotGG NO RE
>>10658522Noo, WE WILL NUKE HIMAMERICUH FUKC YEAHHHHHFREDOMZ AND CHICKHENS
>>10658526Same reason why Rarity is best burrito.
>>10658526>LaurenEven so she is much more powerful than Twilight. She can wield all the EoH alone. She could have defeated NMM if Twilight failed. She is a minor deity at least.
>>10658521>>10658522You guys are overestimating his power level, he's been shown to be beaten with time to react. He's not omnipotent, just powerful and doesn't look like he's using a whole lot of effort when he really is.
>>10658556>minor deityOr just a powerful mortal like she is.
>>10658444god I love that Rarityso mucha thick, healthy body with a little extra pudge in all the right places
>>10658553Can't stay civil, Discordfag?Big surprise.
>>10658541Elder chaos god.Yep. Mary sue.
>>10658536Yes. But again there are Unicorn that put Twilight to shame.
>>10658573Stopped by six ponies
>>10658576>Rarity reacts to anon showing his penis
>>10658583And two minor gods that were beaten by a souped up bug queen.
>>10658584Twilights mom and dad.
>>10658589>Rarity reacts to anon asking her to stop being a slut
>>10658603Who was beaten by a meteor buffed twilight, ergo Discord=Twilight with meteor buff.
>>10658562He was defeated by something specifically made to defeat him .Something that represents the complete opposite that he is And those work only because he underestimated them. Only because he thought they were bluffing. That they were undiscorded.He is the embodiment of chaos. Again he can control the fundamental forces of the universe. Do whatever he wants with them. Without any effort. No one could defeat him because the only thing that works against him are the EoH
>>10658584Twilight knows about them, so they exist. Or are you doubting Twilight?
>>10658575no fact celestia said that twilight was the strongest she has seen
>>10658548>God is a Mary Sue.
humans are fucking crazythey'll find a way to deal with discord
>>10658620And Twilight got beaten by a cart, so all we have to do is shoot thousands of carts at Equestria and we'll win.
Why can't we all just get along?
>>10658625You're fucking up your own argument though, if he was omnipotent like you're suggesting he'd know that the elements were working again. He's a strong mortal putting on a show.
>>10658625None of this is canon, just so you know.
>Powerlevel discussionNone of that mattersNone of itThe only thing that matters is what the plot demands
>>10658620we got it brony, you're discord, he's not as strong as you think
>>10658648god is such a mary sue.
>>10658426>Rainbow Dash controls the weather>Therefore she's a godFucking Dashfags, I swear.
>>10658653>America launches thousands of manure filled carts at equestria>Oh god they know! THEY KNOW!
>>10658654I wish I had a crown
>>10658583Weilding Harmonic artifacts, which are Anti-Disorder on a magic scale of Order - Chaos (they are probably the closest to 'Order' You can get next to whatever entity actually empowered them)
>>10658671>implying Dash isn't a godDo you even Greeks?
>>10658515Too add, if we could get a person inside Equestria, we could possibly weaponize poison joke.Also adding Discord to the fight is pretty silly, it's humans vs ponies.
>>10658664You're right, we should stop talking about things that haven't happenedhumanity would be much better off
>>10658671>Applejack controls the apples>Therefore she's a godI'm sick of these fucking Applefags
>>10658671But there's many ponies that can control the weather
>>10658664Plot demands to be worshipped.
>>10658682Discord is part pony
>>10658688>Pinkie controls the 4th dimension>Therefore she's a godI'm sick of these fucking-actually she probably is.
>>10658682Well humans could easily kill all the ponies, so we gotta bring Discord in to make it fairnot like a bullet won't kill him either
>>10658706Why aren't you praising the Ponk?
>>10658625Here's what makes your entire argument fall apartHe's the embodiment of chaos. Choas is an entity and that cannot be control, if it could be controlled, it would not be chaos. You think discord controls everything but he simply allows choas in the fabric of reality. He is not powerful, he cannot control chaos, only when it happens
also>impying ponies are capable of killing
>>10658671>pinkie controls the spice>therefore she controls the universefucking Pinkiefags, I swear.
>>10658717We've seen offensive spells though
>>10658636Magic DuelTwilight can't do spells that High level unicorns can. High Level unicorns>Twilight
>>10658717Well, if they can't, then they woulda died out long ago.
>>10658688Who controls the spice?
>>10658721Well she does have the eyes for it
>>10658711I am praising the sun, but I take some time off my schedule to praise the honk.
Would you accept a benevolent dictatorship, in light of how democracy has failed to live up to its promises? Or are you one of those revolutionary fags that just hate being a subject on principle.
There are no gods on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
>>10658721>Rarity can't control herself>therefore she's a slutFucking everything, I swear
>>10658716Returon of HarmonyHe controls the laws of physics.
>>10658530That sounds adorable. Lemme scribble something up. Probably some Bee Dee, she's only been drawn once.
>>10658726lasers didnt even kill the changelings
There are yes gods on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
>>10658745I want to post five star post.jpg but it's overdone
>>10658741And there is no Lauren in My Little Pony Friendship is Magic
>>10658756Oh god yes more plane ponies
>>10658757Doesn't mean they're incapable of doing it
>>10658445Then maybe I'd kiss my way from her ankle all the way up her toned, well-sculpted leg while stroking it with my hands, before settling between her thighs to eat her out....I have a problem, don't I?
>>10658753no he doesn't, he allows choas to alter them
>>10658741 My objectivist pony
>>10658776The fact you're fantasizing about something without hooves, yes.
>>10658305Because if a pony comes up to you and asks you to give her foals you don't put your emotions into it
>>10658745I can't post the file I wanted to post, so I'll use this one and tell you I laughed,instead.
>>10658776No, if you had a problem you'd be talking about how you want to worship her feet after she wears her stuffy shoes all day.;-;
>>10658802Yes I doAlso my penis
>>10658784No id you watch the episode again he controlled everything rather well. What he wanted happened.
>>10658767There is no pony, only Zuul.
>>10658776your problem is called "not having a girlfriend".
>>10658741No Gods, No Kings, Only Pony.
>>10658530>you'll never be the pilot of a full-sized plane pone>you'll never grow closer as you train and go on missions together
>>10658834I AM THE PONY
The only god in Friendship is Magic is H'as'bro
I want to see this with Celestia.
rediv plscome backI didn't mean to scare you off
>>10658851That's an odd request, that's like saying you want to see it with Obama.
>>10658851It's been done several times.
>>10658850WE DO NOT SPEAK OF HE WHO CONTROLS THE TOYS. HIS NAME IS FORBIDDEN
>>10658834Well, they have Princesses.
>>10658850>pronouncing the name of the Elder god of deathYOU DOOMED US ALL
>>10658798you don't fantasize about personhorse?
>>10658877And a Mayor
>>10658870your moms been done several times.
>>10658814Look, she just needs 2 or 3 foals. Let's not make this personal.
>>10658885And an Alligator.
>>10658884>that bookoh you clever son of a gun.
>>10658813yeah, that's not my fetishafter a nice warm shower though...
>>10658885I wonder if she's a responsible and capable mayor, or just exists to be a but of jokes like ppg mayor.
>>10658841>You will never feel the crushing pain of having overextended yourself>Your plane is on fire and you're trapped in a death spin>Plane pony begs for you to bail out>But you can'thttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDx1XHNqB_A&feature=player_detailpage&list=FLoZQkFTxtkH4yGvZXr1LqUA
>>10658884No, never have.
>>10658910why does that logo look like a trollface
>>10658892Too bad babyI'm going to make those babies honest and you're going to like it
>>10658922You just answered yourself.
>>10658910Pony/Frogger crossover when?
>>10658910That logo. It's just always smiling. No mater what you do he will always smile. He will alwyas have the last laugh. No mater what you do to him he always wins.
>>10658922Because it is a troll, anon. The greatest troll of our time.
>>10658944Well, it's a good thing she's not a god, then!But she's still an ugly princess.
>>10658962I'm sure everything's been done, but I wasn't there
>>10658884>big tits FluttershyYES>sweater slipping offOH YEAH>Fresh Prince of Bel-AirOH GOD I'M CUMMING>glasses>mfwFUCKING GLASSESFAGS
>>10658909but anonplane pones have their intelligence hardware built into the seatso if you eject safely, so does sheshe just has to sit around in the hangar for a few days while they get her a new chassisthey call it "being grounded"Blitz gets "grounded" a lot