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This pony thread brought to you buy a little colt.
Old thread
>>whocares
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>whocares
>MLP General
>who cares
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I DID IT
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>>10507843
>old thread :who cares
>WHO CARES
>WHO
>CARES

DO YOU EVEN ARCHIVE YOU LITTLE SHIT
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>rape
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Would you plunder Pip's booty, MLPG?
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>>10507892
w0t
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>>10507880
looks like he forgot to color in the stomach
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what's the last book you've read, mupulg?
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>>10507862
I bet all the other brony conventions will follow suit.
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>>10507892
>>10507871
u w0t m8?
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>>10507906
Its all mine ye tosser!
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>>10507906
Until his asshole was a just a trainwreck.
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OLD THREAD:
>>10502125
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>>10507925
Apollo 13
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>>10507939
Pipsqueak plz.
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>>10507862
So what's going on with EQLA? All I know is that the secret thing was a disappointment
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>>10507874
oh honeeeeey~
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>>10507906
No, I'm not Luna.
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>>10507925
I, Robot
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>>10507941
dude, what the fuck. He's both a kid and a pony. I think you have a serious problem.
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>>10507843
>>10507843
>>10507843
>>10507843
and then there's this faggot...

OLD HORSE: >>10502125
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>>10507925
Well of Ascension.
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>kevinsanos futa horsecock applebloom giving herself titfuck and cumming in face

im gonna need the power gloves for this one
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>>10507925
Snuff
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>>10507965
>not wanting to fuck little colts
haha oh wow.
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are we seriously this bored
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STAY IN ONE THREAD, HORSEFUCKERS.
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>>10507974
We Cheerilee now.
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>>10507984

LINK WHERE
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>>10507984
>not posting it
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>>10507974
There's a Cheerilee catfight going down.
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>>10507994
I guess.

Dota 2 stream?

I'd stram Poker Night 2 or Torchlight or something but I got roped into playing Doter with Jude.
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>>10507925
Just finished A Dance with Dragons

_____Jon dies________
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>>10507984
IT'S PONKA, YOU RETARD
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>>10507958
People were so hyped, the people that worked there took extra measures by taking away any electronics, and they didn't stream it...
Because of a fucking reading of Star Wars.

Captcha: hoofs uchecEm
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>>10507925
>>10507989
Men at Arms
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>>10507925
im currently reading A Clash of Kings
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>>10507925
Gangbang by Palaniuk.
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>>10507925
Ringworld and the Foundation trilogy
Right now I'm reading the german translation of one of my favorite book series to help learn the language.
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>>10507925
Recently finished reading: Best Served Cold
Currently reading: The Demon of Cliffside
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>>10508006
>>10508012
http://derpiboo.ru/322414
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>>10508032
My niggest nig nog.
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>>10507992
that seems kind of excessive for index finger support

>>10508005
>>10508014
Got it bad?
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>>10508028
That's fucking it? I thought it was going to be a trailer for EG or something.
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>>10508061
Isn't that his Pinkie Pie?
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>>10508027
>appleblooms hair color
>appleblooms clothes kevin has drawn before
>in the cmc tree house

ok you idiot whatever you say
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>>10508061
Applebloom's hand seems to be broken.
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>>10508028
>>10507958
Thinking about it more, it was a smart decision. They didn't want the Disney lawyers with Mouse hats to give them trouble.
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>>10508075
Nope.
Nothing.
All that hype was for a reading of Star Wars episodes 4 and 5.
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Lets be /v/ since we're all so bored. What games have you been playing? I'v been replaying Half Life and am currently on EPisode 2, but a recent update makes everyone no longer talk/move her mouth, so I put the play through on hold. I've also been playing a lot of planetside 2
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>>10508070
>using grenades in fallout
what's the point?
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>>10508070
NUUU CHEEKI BREEKI
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>>10508075
To be fair christopher walken c3po was absolutely hilarious.
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>>10507925
oh silly purple horse, I don't read books because books are boring.
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>>10508061
I like that when she's adult she trades the bow for a bandana.
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>>10508089
>blue eyes
he said it's Pinkie idiot.
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>>10508097
Or Mickey from Valhalla.
HaHa.
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>>10508061
It's pinkie pie.
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>>10508101
Go fuck yourthelf
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>>10508070
>65x 126
Wat
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>>10508104
Totalmente de acuerdo. Los escritores nunca fueron remarcables, pero lo hacian bien para el nivel al que estaban expuesto.
Digame, anon, cree usted que abusaran del pandaring en la futura temporada?
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>>10508089
>not recognizing ponka's beautiful eyes

you sick,sick man.
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Hey /lit/fags, I used to be a very avid reader and want to get back into it

How the shit do you find books to read
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>>10508128
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>>10508146
ask others
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>>10508128
Twist-a-loo! We do not use that kind of language! Your parents will be hearing about this!
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>>10508141
yeah, of course there will be s4 pandering.
Also,chinga tu madre, donte.
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>>10507992
As much as I like Dash, she's probably the one with the least comfortable butt
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>>10508146
>he doesn't have a kindle
>he hasn't downloaded more than 3 thousand books

Do you even /lit/ chanarchive
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>>10508168
el fucka, you-a
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>>10508146
The library anon. Socialism allows for places filled with books of all kinds to be accessed by the public for basically nothing.
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>>10508158

Gibe book recommendations
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>>10508173
yeah right
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>>10507862
That actually sounds awesome, I love hearing VAs have fun with scripts like that.
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>>10508146
Recommendation guides or just a library

I used this list but by now I've read all I wanted to on it.
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Happy Mothers Eve, MLPG

So I planned on doing Pretty Princess Quest in like an hour from now, but I've just caught some kind of stomach thing and I'm pretty sure I will be dead fairly soon. I should still be able to power through it tough if people really want to play tonight.

Also sorry for being slow on the dwarfs. Between this and Dallas being Dallas apparently I just havent had a good moment to continue, but that should change.

Also how about a joke?

What happened to Twilight after she stayed up all night reading fantasy books?

She ended up Tolkien her sleep!
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>>10508180
Glory to that,comrade.
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>>10508184
Well who do YOU think has the least comfiest butt, Smarty Pants?
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>>10508146
>Chanarchive
> /lit/
Get crazy. I could postrecommendations myself but I don't want to waste hours doing shit you could do yourself.
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>>10508182
Read the Culture. Great book series, plus the authors going to die any day now from cancer
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>>10508089
A few artists draw human Pinkie as a redhead
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Went to see Iron Butt 3 today.

You can imagine how that went.
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Man my farts smell fucking terrible.
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>>10508243

>>10508143
>>10508119
hurr
durr
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>>10508239
>plus the authors going to die any day now from cancer
That's...nice? What's the point of saying that?
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>>10508228
Depending on your characterization of her, probably Rarity. She's one of those yuppies (in the very definition of the term) that would work out a bunch, but isn't all muscle: she's got a layer of fat, so she's firm, but soft.
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>>10508228
probably he is a small stuffed toy
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>>10508237

Anon, how likely is it that I'm going to find the books you'll enjoy?

I'm not asking you to spend hours telling me every book you've ever read, I'm just asking for some recommendations. Please drop your "spoonfeeding" schtick for a fucking second to be a human being, alright?
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>>10508207
I don't get it.
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>>10508251
YES.
IT WAS FUCKING SHIT.
I'm appreciating you a little more each day, appledan.
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>>10508207
whats happening in dallas, friend?
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>>10508251
It went amazing!?
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>>10508182
Flatland
On a Pale Horse
Roadside Picnic
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>>10508257
Calm down there, bucko. Don't hurt yourself.
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>>10508251
Pretty swell, because it's a pretty swell movie?
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So nothing from EQLA
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>>10508207
That sucks and the rest of that post too
I'm still down for questing depending on when you wanted to push it back.
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>>10508228
Dash I think your butt is nice. Nothing wrong with something firm.
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>>10508239
>the author's going to die any day now
>tfw
when I found out I grieved
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>>10508278
>>10508285
>>10508290
And people subscribe to this idea of a "hivemind". Pshaw.
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>>10508291
>>10507862
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>>10508253
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>>10508272
>I'm not asking you to spend hours telling me every book you've ever read, I'm just asking for some recommendations.

My recommendations are not mien becasue they're the same I got by reading other people's recommendations. ANd before that I read stephen king which I now find kind of painful to read.
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>>10508053
Haha what the fuck
Apotheosis is a great story. You are my negro for life.
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>>10508301
I'm just pissed he won't be around long enough to write at least one more book. On a lighter note, his death means you can probably get a box set of all the books.
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Hey, now, I'm sure Rainbow Dash's butt is plenty comfy. As far as butt comfiness is reckoned, anyway.

...What the heck kind of measurement unit is that expressed in?
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>>10508288
nice come back
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>>10508301
pratchett will never write another book
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>>10508312

Well, they're your recommendations now because I only see a few.

Be a pal. Tell me some books you've enjoyed.
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>>10508335
Kilo-squish
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>>10508278
Correct
>>10508285
It was a great action movie, but i hated the way it ended.
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>>10508291
EQLA, nothing. The movie is out in a bit over a month and we don't know squat about it aside from a plot synopsis and leaked character designs. We practically knew more about season 2 and 3's openings by this point in time.
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u-u-unf.
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>>10508336

That's what your mom said when I came her futa semen from my testicles back into her bladder
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So they just got bored of pseudo-answering the same questions over and over and just started reading movie scripts now?
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>>10508301
Seems legit.
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>>10508348
Fine. Everything pratchett wrote, ever.
The eragon saga
Some other stuff.
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>>10508281
The sub was down for a bit after it came back and I think they might be changing the servers out of Dallas

>>10508295
Yeah the more that I think about it tonight is just a bad idea. Even if I muscle through stomach death I'm not expecting a good turn out because I'm sure people have plans for Mother's Day tomorrow. I think I'll just push it to next week, though its rather disappointing missing two weeks in a row

You're doing something nice for your mother tomorrow, right MLPG?
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>>10508382

Thank you, anon.

An author to check is even better than a list of books.
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>>10508335
unfmeters.
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>>10508355
>It was a great action movie, but I can't be arsed to respoil that
Okay, yeah, that's understandable. I thought it was tied up way too neatly, myself. Defeat the evil villain AND EVERYONE LIVES HAPPILY EVER AFTER AND EVERYTHING IS FIXED! LET'S HEAR IT FOR CONSEQUENCE FREE STORIES! HIP HIP...
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>>10508384
My mother is in Florida in vacation, she's already having a good time.
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>>10508382
>Eragon
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>>10508358
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>>10508336
May I make a confession?
I started, but never finished reading Snuff. I couldn't read it like his other books. I feel awful, because I love Vimes, and I love all of his other books, and that's probably the last one he's going to be able to write, but I just couldn't finish it. It felt... pained, somehow. I didn't like it, and I felt bad for not liking it at the same time.
please tell me somebody else knows this feel
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>>10508355
>not likingUSA
USA
USA
USA

DO YOU EVEN AMERICAN
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>>10507925
The Xenocide Mission
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>>10508394
check out jim butcher

his stuff is pulp cheese but it's enjoyable pulp cheese i think
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>>10508415
sorry, >>10508336, don't know why I quoted you.
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>>10508415
I felt that way about Wintersmith. Still haven't finished it.
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>>10508415
He's still going to release one last book, called The Quarry, which he said will be his last.
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>>10508335
The Simmons Beautyrest Comfort Scale?
http://www.us-mattress.com/simcomscal.html
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>>10508415
I haven't read snuff yet. I read almost all the night watch books in a row in little time and I kind of got an indigestion. Too much vimes,even if I love him.
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>>10508426

Oh yeah he's one of my favorite and is one of /tg/'s reccoemdned
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And here's Dulce.

Next up, Berry Munch Or an attempt to work on an update.
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>>10507925
Packing for mars
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>>10508405
I like the way he portrayed magic. I chuckled at the atomic explosion thingie in the fourth book.
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>>10508461
she's so cute
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>>10508461
do you have a tumblr for this stuff aa?
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>Start reading LA Confidential, partly because Ponyville Confidential gave me the idea
>It is the darkest fucking book I have ever read
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>>10508461
adorable
>>
derpiboo.ru/322580
which one of you did this
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>>10508402
>having a good time in florida
fucking guys 40 years younger than her?
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>blogpost
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>>10508479

http://askafillyscout.tumblr.com
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>>10508461
GOD DAMN THOSE ARE SOME BIG AS EYES
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>>10508470
Its been done exactly that way in much better book that have less mary sues
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>>10508461
THE EYES
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>>10508489
Circuit.
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>>10508412
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>>10508398
Same shit with Batman

>>10508416
I love my country, fuck you Iron Patriot.
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>>10508494
thank you
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>>10508315
Heh, it was Off The Edge Of The Map actually, haven't read Apotheosis yet.
Guess I should do that sometime.
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>>10508497
The funny thing is, is that by size relative to body, they're still smaller than the eyes on the Littlest Zynga Shop characters.
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>>10508450
>indigestion from too many Vimes books
Seems fitting, somehow. I feel like that would be appreciated.
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>>10508490
I don't THINK my mom's a pedophile...
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>>10508518
Needs more cameltoe.
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>>10508426
You ever read his fantasy epic series?

Its not bad, but I think a lot of it has been done
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>>10508511
hey, I started reading it when I was 14. I just wanted to know when it ended. Besides I like the mental connection idea and it had some pretty sweet moments. Who's the mary sue of the eragon saga?

What book?
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>>10508537
Unless she's fucking prepubescent boys, she's not a pedophile.
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>>10508519
WARMACHINEROX88
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>>10508522
Yeah that one is great as well.
I'm a cheap whore for adventure stories.
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>>10508537

Has she ever been a fan of guns? The gun community in Florida is a good combo of young and old, there's no crazy old fucks. I'd recommend checking out a range you can rent guns at.
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>>10508554
i think he is implying that they would be prepubescent if they were 40 years younger
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>>10508532
>C.M.O.T. Dibbler's face
haha oh wow. Where can I find all the pictures? I imagined them all in my mind's eye but it's always so good to see more.
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>>10508574
daaayum son
you's young.
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>>10508549
Eragon, obviously. The entire series is just a generic re imagining of the standard LOTR/Star Wars formula but with a dragon twist. The only reason it even got published is because the author's parents were publishers.
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>>10508588
L-Space has a few
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>>10508562

She used to be in the Army, but she never really talked about guns much, I don't know if she'd enjoy it or not. I'll ask her tomorrow, though, that's an interesting suggestion.
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>>10508497
>>10508512

What's wrong, mister?
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>>10508604
L what not?
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>>10508622
Would buy some thin mints/10
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>>10508622
I want to fuck that zebra so badly
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cox the fox
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>>10508532
>Le Happy Merchant
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>>10508610

I'm only asking because it's not too rare to find European tourists at the one I frequent. I always chat them up and let them shoot some of my guns.
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>yfw you realize flutterstuffing was forgot about
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>>10508622
Who's the scout master?
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>>10508622
Who are they?
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batpon
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>>10508646

you
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>>10508602
Eh, it wasn't that much of a bad read in my opinion. He can get purple though.
>>10508629
>>10508602
Meant to say "L- what now"
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>>10508629
http://www.lspace.org/
c'mon, son
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>>10508540
Hows this?
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>>10508646
I like the idea of it being Zecora
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>>10508622
Their eyes are too damn big,AA. except the zebra ones.
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>>10508655
unf
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>>10508655
That's adorable, man!
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>>10508675
Very nice!
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>>10508669
>http://www.lspace.org/
Oooh.
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>>10508655
Is that Scootaloo? My, how she has bloomed.
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Who's the fucker that posted
http://derpiboo.ru/322580 ?
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>>10508026
>he actually thinks Azor Ahai can die
Laughter
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>>10508646

I'm still working that out. There's a couple of retired cookie varieties I was looking at, and I'm waiting for one to strike me.
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>>10508710
>a new pony forum for all you’re ponying needs!
>you're

Clever girl...
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>>10508710

It's okay, they didn't post the password to our secret clubhouse

they'll never get in
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>>10508710
Why not just flag it for advertising?
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>>10508489
>>10508710
>>10508514
You illiterate shit
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>>10508655
It looks like she's strumming herself
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>>10508661
Oh gosh oh gosh


I have nothing planned! The scouts will be dropped of in a few minutes! What should we do?
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>>10508639
>>
Why is MLPG's taste is books so fucking awful?
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>>10508739

God

definition of a guilty fap...
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>>10508734
Would you strum Lyra's harp?
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>>10508730
I didn't mean WHO made the gif. I mean who posted the sub on fucking derpibooru.

WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE IT.
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>>10508734
it gets lonely up there
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>>10508745

because people who still read books are more prone to elitism and trying to be hipsters?
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>be constipated for days
>finally take a fat ogre shit
>olympus has fallen
>blood on the TP
You don't understand how amazing I feel right now, like a Lizard who has just lost his tail
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>>10508748
Marty,too.
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>>10508026
>Implying he didnt warg into Ghost
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>>10508710
mlpg.co's mlp general has 953 posts...over the course of the last 2 months.

How horrifying.
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>>10508758
OH NO, NOW BRONIES CAN SEE ME ERPING!
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>>10508745
How does the 'A Song Of Ice And Fire' series hold up?
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>>10508738

Shit, what's an entertaining and educational adventure fit for a few fillies?

FUCK IT WE'RE GOING TO RAPIDS
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>>10508752
This isnt some strange sex thing, is it?
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>>10508748
yep, pretty much
but goddamn that dick
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>>10508752

>harp
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>>10508752
I'd strum her harp any day if she wanted me to.
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>>10508772
How absolutely... arousing.
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>>10508773
Well gee sentenal I have no fucking clue. It's possibly the most well-read book in the last few years and has the most pirated TV series ever airing right now
Clearly it holds up well
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>>10508769

Nah, I can look at Marty without disgust after cumming

that page from that comic where he fucks the horse... where he's covered in his own cum and asking you to cum inside, man...
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>>10508752
Would that be okay? I don't know much about harps, I wouldn't want to mess up the strings too badly.
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>>10508769
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>>10508772
>bronies see EA's posts
>they come to the general wanting more
now THAT. That's bad.
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>reinstalling Planetside 2
>9GB file
>80 hours remaining
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>>10508766
I've never had constipation that bad, just a couple days worth at the most. Even that dump feels amazing, though.
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>>10508773
Very well, some of the foreshadowing GRRM wrote in the first books, decades ago, is fucking amazing
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>>10508358
If they're gonna be bipedal, why not just make them anthro?
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>>10508766
>a Lizard who has just lost his tail
What?
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>>10508802
haha oh wow.. Did anyone write a greentext with that guy?
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>>10508782
EWWW gross, no, why would you even consider that?
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>>10508796
MAXIMUM UNF
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>>10508813
well he does have a clear outline for where he wants to take the series, so it wont be fucked up if he dies from being old and fat
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>>10508807
Did that pile of shit get any better?
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>>10508807
You should look into some better internet, dude. Even if not PC, those consoles are going to want it, too.
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>>10508785
...post an imgur link? Please?
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>>10508826
Because MLPG is a bunch of weirdos

I just want to love Lyra without making it dirty.
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>>10508796
What comic is this you're talking about? It sounds relevant to my interests...
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>>10508807

>tfw 3mb/s internet and shitty 2007 laptop

vidya continues to evade my grasp
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>>10508807
Seph is that you
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>>10508821

No I don't think so.

I know it's just an intentional My Little Pony ripoff and thatsthejoke.jpg but I would unironically like some more Rabbit Pals stuff.
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>>10508805
>>10508772
>>10508710
Just saying there are more than a few people from Derpibooru/Ponibooru who post on here
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>>10508840
Fat is it? Is that how you talk about the author?!
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>>10508816
Because the thought of pinkie pie standing up on her hind legs for you so you can slide your dick easily into her makes it boner enducing.

Just imagine, she goes up on her hind legs, you grab her little belly flat and lift her up a bit and just slowly tease her by lowering her bit by bit till youre half way in and then just slam it.
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>>10508856
It's only dirty if you convince yourself it is.
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>>10508807
I understand your pain.
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>>10508820
Free of all that weight.
Similar to how when you go lifting and then pick up an orange and almost throw it through the ceiling by mistake
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>>10508826
>Implying it isn't
>Implying you wouldn't "strum" Lyra's "harp" long and hard
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>>10508870
he said it about himself
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>>10508854

Be warned, it's not a good looking dick. It's by Gideon, whose are coined the phrase "tubedick".

When you're horny though, it's great sometimes.

http://e621.net/post?tags=cox+gideon
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>>10508845
I like it a lot. If you play with a squad, platoon, or outfit, and actively participate the game is amazing. I'm just pissed my SSD no longer works, and I have to redownload ~110GB of the games I play a lot of.
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>>10508840
He's already told D&D and his wife the plot for the last two books

Imagine that, the final reveal of his series done by the show. Horrific
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>>10508869
No shit.
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>>10508881
ahhh I see
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>>10508868
screw them
gimme more skitters
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>>10508887
He seems like a brilliant old fart in that case.
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>>10508850
It's the only option I have. I live in rural Wyoming. The real pain is they offer 100mbps fiber optic, but I live on the wrong side of a mountain, so I get wireless internet.
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>>10508892
>http://e621.net/post?tags=cox+gideon
OH.
HER.
MUH DIIIICK
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>>10508892
I don' t know about you but
http://e621.net/data/56/44/56444e6fee08859766180ff25a639524.jpg
is probably the hottest thing I've seen in a while dude
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ok MLPG you can go to equestria

But to do so you must first pass a test. You must listen Pinkie Pie talk about something stupid for a solid fifteen minutes
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>>10508906
>screw them

Well. Might we.
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>>10508948
I SHALL DO IT

ONLY FOR FLUTTERBUTT
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>>10508947
>>10508933

Well, glad to make you guys happy.
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>>10508948
could I be having sex with Pinkie during these 15 minutes?
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>>10508948
wow,that's easy.
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>>10508958
my man
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>>10508958
Nice crack.
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>>10508958
>>10508982
you are my negros
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>>10508947
I hate black lipstick.
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>>10508947
Acid is hotter
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Mlpg on a scale of 1 to 10 how master ruseman am I being played for right now?

>>10508275

And why does Google image reverse search show me nothing?
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>>10508948
Sounds passable to just phase out for 15 minutes
Then all bets are off and pinkie gets murdered.
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>>10508948
>Fifteen minutes of Pinkie talking to me
Can't it be more time?
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>>10508958
Is it weird if I want to snuggle Fluttershy's butt nonsexually?
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>welcome to MLPG where everything is sexual and the topics don't matter
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>>10508995
aint lipstick
>>10508999
thats your opinion and i respect it
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>>10509019

>it's been this way for 2 years and people still complain
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>>10509019
is it true they're bringing this back?
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>>10509015
Fluttertrunk's trunk is extremely snuggable
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>>10509019
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>>10509020
I hate black lips.
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>>10509019
As it should be.
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>>10509003
Uh, I asked for that request days ago, the artist posted the wip and everything
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You're for sexual, Anonymous!
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>>10509034
Just the ponychan fagets who should return from whence they came.
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>>10509048
I respect that as well
do you hate big dicks
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>>10509037
first you have to take off your swimsuit
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>>10509059
shut up baby I know it
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>>10509059
I'm a human being, not some man meat for you to ogle!
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>>10509037
swimsuit Rarara please
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>>10509067
...Why?
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>>10509037
Is your hat waterproof?
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>>10509059
I fucking wish.
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>>10509015
Not at all
It would be a lovely pillow

Fucking AWG not allowing me to pist butts
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>>10509083
seconded
>>
>all of mlpg's non-pony waifus/husbandos materializing and letting them fuck them/or fucking them in front of the general
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>>10509041
also fuckable
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>>10509039
Yes
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>>10509059
the real question is, are you?
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>>10509086
because image
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>>10509059
y-you too
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>>10509066
shut up nachos
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>>10509113

Ew gross I don't want to let MLPG watch me fuck my waifu
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>>10509003
I don't understand
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>>10509081
>tfw mares keep giving you lewd looks in public while you're trying to shop for groceries
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>>10509113
>entire general watching people have awkward virgin sex
LOL
>>
>tfw foreskin breaks after fapping for a while without any kind of lubrification
>tfw wanting to fap again
>try not to break the healing crust
>it breaks anyway
>fap even if it hurts
Fuck my dick.
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>>10509113
I would die if MLPG learned of my affiliation with Mikhalia
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>>10509113
Does that include monstergirls?
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>>10509100
>You think she's irrisitably cute and snuggable
>But she's so small you're afraid of hurting her if you rest on top of her
>So you let her rest her head on your chest instead
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>>10509113
>MLPG watching me fuck Cleophee
MY DICK
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>>10509153
I wouldn't mind that. In fact I'd like that if the lwedness didn't just stop at looking.
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>>10509161
Yes
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>>10509127
>>10509134
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>>10509057
Then why did I see the picture finished posted on mlpg like a week ago?
I was debating putting an inb4 i'm tripping or something but this is ridiculous.
>>10509146
I see art that doesn't exist yet posted in mlpg sometimes, apparently.
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>>10509157
How'd you manage to break your foreskin just by fapping?
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>>10509153
I can't stop watching that gif...
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>>10509153
>You inspect some cucumbers
>A bunch of ponies near by are snickering and talking together in hushed voices, giving you looks
>You pick up some bread
>They still doing it
>You are very confused
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>>10509153
>filename
>only 5 ponies
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>>10509113

>having sex with my waifu while mlpg is watching

JUST LEAVE US BE
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>>10509210
Who the fuck inspects cucubmbers
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>>10509136
no u
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>>10509153
>>10509212
Shouldn't their practiced routine be completely thrown off with Rarity not being there?
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>>10509212
Don't look behind you
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>>10509113
>Cox
uh well uhm...
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>>10509210
>You pick up a can of beans
>One of them faints
>You don't know what to do anymore
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>>10509204
I've done it before by trying to get my foreskin past my head. It tore the inside skin and stung for a week. not fun.
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>>10509212
All of the main ponies from s3 are there, though.
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>>10509202
You saw this, it was a WIP
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>only wankerchief nearby is my underwear
Sigh
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>>10509154

>awkward virgin sex
>tfw roll a condom on wrong twice and lose erection out of embarrassment each time
>tfw she ate Spaghetti-Os from a can while watching me try to get it back up
>tfw sex with a condom on doesn't even feel good
>tfw masturbated while eating her out
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>>10509230
>not inspecting your produce
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>>10509245
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>>10509216
Why are smear frames so great?
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>>10509230
>not inspecting the food you eat
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>>10509204
...that's normal for me. I mean it happens every time I fap without pissing in my hand.
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>>10509230

cucumber inspectors
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>>10509241

What a scrub
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>>10509210
>>10509230
>>10509242
They probably think it's funny because they dildoed themselves to orgasm using those same cucumbers the previous night and didn't wash them afterwards.
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>>10509241
Could you handle it?
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>>10509270
what kind of cutie mark is that
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>>10509273
don't judge I'm thinking


I
I guess so
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>>10509251
>tfw sex with a condom on doesn't even feel good
You should get a horse girlfriend instead. That way you wouldn't need condoms.
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>>10509240
>Rarity is right behind me
it's taking all of my willpower, Anon. Why can't I turn around?
is she watching me post?
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>>10509282
>letting them fuck them
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>>10509251
stopistopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitIT'S GOING TO GO PERFECTLY FINE
>>
MLPG I was playing with my pony and they bit me!

What should I do?
>>
If you had the power to magically transform people into panties, would you go on a rampage throughout the country, turning anyone and everyone into lacy underwear, even your friends and family, with no discrimination and no mercy?
Or would you use your power only for good?
>>
>>10509309
what if you get horse aids? Then it will spread to other people, and you'll be patient zero; the person who got a terrible, deadly disease because he fucked a horse.
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>>10509249
>not using your little sister's underwear
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>>10509316
>being a virgin past 18
How
Literally how. Fresher's week is literally "talk to girl for 20 minutes, have sex"
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>>10509276
Or ponies just have really weird euphemisms that we aren't aware of.
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>>10509321

Could I change people back?
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>>10509321
I really can't imagine any possible useful purpose of such a power.
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>>10509316

Oh it was still fun as fuck and we cuddled and shit after, sex is just boring

at least with girls
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>>10509273
I was thinking of the same joke too
you're alright,man
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>>10509298

a very awkward one
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>>10509319
bite them back. gently
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>>10509319
Assert your dominance
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>>10509345
what joke?
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>>10509311
If you turn around, she'll disappear. She's using the time she has to form opinions about you.
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>>10509332
I don't think such a thing exists, but even if it did, I'd take my chances.
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>>10509349
a star
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>>10509356
How?
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>>10509337
>Fresher's week
>implying I live in murika
>implying I haven't started working to help my family since I finished high school

yeah,fuck you.
>>
>>10509368
Select the pistol
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>>10509363
No one thought Aids existed until someone fucked a monkey
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>>10509371
>Fresher's week is only limited to america
We call it that in the UK, too
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>>10509371
>helping your family
ya blew it
gotta look out for number one
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>>10509113
u-uhhh...
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>>10509337
Why are you trying to make me feel bad
>>
>>10509336
I actually fapped while wearing my sister's underw-
Oh boy, here comes another fetish idea for EA
>>
>>10509336
>implying she (or their parents) wouldn't notice
>>
>>10509337
Engineering school

Girls are non-existent here.
>>
quick what are you thinking of
>>
>>10509360
Dr cox, from scrubs. The tv show.
>>
>>10509337
>20 years old and haven't even talked to a female
You underestimate how socially awkward some of us are. Freshman week for me was try not be terrible, get laughed at, hide in my room for the next 167 hours.
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>>10509404
not him but I keep them for months.
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>>10509393
Well,not in france.
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>>10509337

>talk to girl
>for 20 minutes
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>>10509401
He's not here at the moment
that don't mean I won't consider relaying that to him
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>>10509401
Nah, that's pretty vanilla. Unless you shat diarrhea and pissed yourself in them while fapping.
>>
>>10509413
ah, I see what you mean
haven't seen that in ages which led to me thinking of the other Cox, with giant dick and ass alike
>>
>>10509415
That isn't socially awkward, that is called being a hermit
Holy shit MLPG sometimes you are so autistic you make me feel like a social pariah
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>>10509409
>Engineering school
bros before hos
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>>10509371
>not going to college
>not going into a marketable degree
>not going into a stable job with good pay
>not supporting your family off better in the long term
>>
>>10509419
Wouldn't she notice them missing?
>>
>>10509415

You want the real, life-saving tip that helped me stop being a recluse that couldn't talk to girls back in high school?

It's a doosy, but I swear it works.

Ready?

Stop fucking masturbating so much.
>>
>>10509395
WHAT A HAPPY BUTT
>>
>Even MLPG is making fun of me for still being a virgin
>MLPG!
>>
>>10509409
then go to a bar or something.
it's ridiculously easy to find a piece of meat to put your dick into so long as you don't act like a beta faggot.
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>>10509460
B-but my waifu!
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>>10509319
It's too late for you, Anon. Once the moon comes out, you will become a Weremare. You will start to feel like you want to be cuddled by anything with two legs, so much that you'll start tackling random people on the street for those blissful few seconds of humanly warmth.
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>>10509395
>Saffron materializes
>sees several guys without waifu/husbando partners
>they're all looking at her awkwardly
>"...dios mio~"
>>
>>10509455
>>10509409
Not sure what you're talking about, I know plenty
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>>10509419
Do you sniff the pee stains in the front while jerking off?
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>>10509337

>tfw you don't fall prey to succubi and become a wizard
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>>10509469
Fucking normalfags
Oh /r9k/ you so crazy
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>>10509469
Who's your favorite pony so I can make fun of you for that?
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>>10509444
>>10509438
I was actually thinking something like become a fully feminized toilet slave in frong of everyone.
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>>10509460
I don't though. I did it, like, four times in the last year or so.
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>>10509481

I still have a waifu, and I'm not even a virgin
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>Want to start working on a pone game
>SFML 2.0 just went stable

Fucking A

Too bad I'm never going to get around to it
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>>10509395

I want to gangbang this Diamond Dog
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>>10509458
yes but she has dozens.
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>>10509361
>masturbated three times since noon
>been on MLPG all day
wh-why now? How long has she been watching?
she should have said something! I would have done cool stuff!
what should I do if I have to get up for something? I'm scared
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>>10509470
I'm saving my virginity for my waifu.
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>>10509246
Right, I remember the floor being like that now.
Thanks for that.
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>>10509321
why would i turn my friends and family? i would use this power to become king of the world.

then i would use my unlimited amount of money to fund the science research required to put a human brain into a horse.
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>>10509492
Pinkie
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>>10509419
Did you ever lick them and felt something strange that was probably piss but could have been vaginal juices or probably krusty kunt flakes? Because I don't know what that shit was but the smell was divine.
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>>10509460
Bullshit, I can't remember the last day I haven't jerked it at least 4 times, and I just went out last night.
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>>10509455
>Engineering school
>campus brony group has more girls
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>>10509452
that's pretty much what we all are
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>>10509504
how the fuck do people masturbate so much? I can hardly do it once a day.
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>>10509494

Well shit, I don't know what to tell you then anon
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>>10509456
Ew.
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>>10509460
I seriously doubt that would in any way affect social awkwardness.
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>>10509537
>My friend is actually going to school for game design
>Fedoras EVERYWHERE
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>>10509543

Eat healthier

maybe exercise
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>>10509504
She'll have to go sometime, Anon, but when you meet her later on she'll have some things to say.

She's enjoying herself, though, so there is that.
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>>10509533
it only had sweet
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>>10509507
>letting a vagina control you
>a nonexistent vagina
pussywhipped bitch
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>>10509412
BUTTS
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I wish I was at that pony convention
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>>10509562

It does, actually.

There's a few nice documentaries on it if you'd like me to link you to them.
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>>10509582
What would you do at that pony convention?
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>>10509489
TRANSFORMATION CENTRAL
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>>10509482
>tfw pone will never use midnight bliss on you
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>>10509412
where or not to drink this lemonade
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>>10509470
I'm one of those suckers that can't stomach any alcohol.
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>>10509577
SHE EXISTS IN MY HEART
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>>10509482
why would I be a mare?
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>>10509501
Back the fuck off?!?!
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>>10509601
Drink cider then or mix your drinks fuck
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>>10509593
UNF
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>>10509484
BACK OFF SHE'S MINE
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>>10509597
anon! no!

it's urine!
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>>10509582
Well if wishes were ponies we'd all be eating steak
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>>10509412

Big Mac's genitalia
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>>10509537
Tangently related, but the only girls I have seen wear brony apparel/talk about the show is a girl who wears a glittery fedora, and a girl who self-diagnosed herself with aspergers. They apparently room together on the same floor as me, and they always hang out in the commons, where the fedora wearer draws terrible pony art with crayons.
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>>10509470
How do you not act like a beta faggot?
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>>10509412
I'm thinking of writing a fic involving Anon/Cox stuff but getting way to smutty with it
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>>10509615
...no. That's what the dolls/masks are chanting. Get your head out of the gutter,anon.
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>>10509528
If it makes you feel any better, Pinkie would probably take your virginity just so you don't feel bad about yourself and so she could see you smile
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>>10509617
I'M DRINKING IT ANYWAYSUDHBKB
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>>10509452
But I try all the time and it just ends up with people laughing at me and poking fun at how fucking terrible I am. And its not even like, "Haha what a silly guy!" its honest to god people treating me as a goddamn outcast for no discernible reason. I thought this shit was supposed to end with middle school, but nope. Fuck, I just want friends why is that so much to ask.
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>>10509617
That's probably his fetish. Especially if it's pony urine.
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>>10509628

>getting way too smutty
>AnonxCox

haha what
>>
HOW MANY DORKS ARE IN THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW

REVEAL YOURSELF, DORKS
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>>10509609
HEY YOU WATCHA GONNA DO
THAT DOG NEEDS A BONE AND I'VE GOT ONE
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>>10509412
About how pathetically lonely I am, now that MLPG is talking about it

I actually feel kinda bad
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>>10509591

I'd see all my favorite artists. And sit around and stare at people.
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>>10509650
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>>10509617
>not drinking urine
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>>10509662
Who would you do at pony convention
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>>10509568
I'm blushing and scared
oh god why the fuck am I reacting like this
How on earth could she be enjoying herself, though?
oh god why am I feeling like this about an imaginary colorful horse
I still haven't turned around
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>>10509412
What to answer to "what are you thinking of".
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>>10509650

i am the real dewks
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>>10509640
But I'd feel better just by having here there
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>>10509645

Well, do you look presentable?

Even the best human won't give you the time of day if you look like a weirdo
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>>10509563
>game design
>Engineering school
yeah
nah
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>>10509650
I'm not a dork.
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>>10509412
I should read more.
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>>10509673
NO.
ONE.
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>>10509650
Why do you want to see the whale dicks?
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>>10509412
thinkin about mah waifu
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What is pony's favorite MMO.
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>>10509412
thingken of stram
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Would you drink pony urine if they really wanted you to?
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>>10509412
"Man I really want to do another fetish fic with EA,but I'm too lazy to start another one. I might actually just jack off to one of the old ones."
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HOLY FUCK MLPG I HAD MY FIRST PONY DREAM. Me and Fluttershy were in this eternal plains, and then later I flew a biplane while she flew next to me. Thats all I can remember.
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>>10509649
Exactly
I think of fic ideas a lot and I can't get the idea of one waking up next to him and being forced to worship that huge, pulsating cock along with the subsequent buttfucking afterwards
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>>10509656
>not pitching it to them as an archaeological dig
>not giving them both the bone
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>>10509645
I don't know what to say to you then
>me and my brother go on a cruise with the family
>go to the onboaard nightclub, know no one
>sit down at a table with a couple of drinks for ~15 minutes
>big group of people come and ask us if we want to join them
>spend the next two weeks having a fucking blast with these people and plenty of cabin sex
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>>10509390
I'm sure africans have been fucking monkeys for millions of years. AIDS is a virus designed and paid for by the church to discourage "sinful" behavior.
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>>10509715
did you see that recent cap of anon/acid
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>>10509674
She's reading your posts right now, silly!

She's been having fun learning about your self. It's been giving her some very interesting ideas.
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>>10509727
Over two years and I still haven't even had a dream even slightly related to ponies. Not even an MLPG dream. You lucky bastard.
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>>10509674
you're pretty sad,anon. Pretty sad.
Turn around. there's no horse.
Just turn off the monitor and lok at the reflection.
No horse.
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>>10509739
like having hemophilia?
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>>10509656

Hell yeah man
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Oh my god, how is MLPG so bad at social situations? I'm not exactly Chadbro Alpha myself, but I can hold conversations with new people and go out without having separation anxiety with my waifu.
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>>10509113
>Celestia will never coach you through your first time
>She will never talk you all the little things you never knew
>She will never keep her tone polite and encouraging, no matter how poorly you do
>Her voice will never begin to stutter when you start catching on
>She will never finally be forced to moan as she walks you through her favorite techniques
>You will never feel an immense sense of accomplishment as she loses control of her speech
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>>10509728

wait
what cox are we talking about
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>>10509761
I have a severe social anxiety disorder and mild depression.
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>>10509749
All of mine have been sexual.
I blame you MLPG for making it so I cannot nonsexually a pony any more.
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>>10509589
Go ahead.
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>>10509717

vanilla/tbc wow
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>>10509761
Very bad, social anxiety bad.
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>>10509609
you gotta get that semen donation SOMEhow
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>>10509715
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>>10509767
I am wasting my life here
I need to find my human celestia
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>>10509774
>>10508892
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>>10509728

So do that!
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>>10509761
I have autism and I'm afraid of leaving my house.
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>>10509761
I can hold conversations but I immediately get anxiety if it's one on one with no one else in the room.
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>>10509759
>Telling her to sit and stay firmly
>She obeys out of reflex
>You congratulate her with pets on the head
>Her tail thumps wildly, out of her control
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>>10509774
Dr cox from scrubs, of course.
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>>10509743
>reading my posts right now
>giving her ideas
I don't even know what to say. Ideas for what?
I'm not very /fa/ despite my meager efforts so she's probably judging my clothes or something
but the idea she'd be enjoying herself looking at these posts makes me so happy it's kind of scary
>>10509752
no___________
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>>10509749
I had a mlpg dream when everyone got laid but me.

I wouldn't wish it to my worst enemies.
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>>10509774
Jesus H. Cox.
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>>10509412
I want to die
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>>10509761

brain porblems.
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>>10509730
nobody wants to give Renne the bone
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>>10509818
>>10509832
wrog
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>>10509761
>Oh my god, how is MLPG so bad at social situations?
Considering I just came home from a party, I would say I'm pretty good at them.
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>>10509779
Well I don't know what to do about the anxiety, but I'm diagnosed with depression too. Not that anyone knows, who would think the funny guy's actually sad?
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>>10509851
I just killed a guy who posted on HSG. I feel accomplished.
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>>10509855
>come home
>first thing I do is drunkenly feed on dota and then shitpost
:)
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>>10509853
Actually yes, we're talking about Dr cox. Dr cox's huge cock.
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>>10509807
I doubt anyone here would want it though
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>>10509859
Clowns are the saddest things.
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>>10509865

You didn't kill anyone, stop trying hard to look cool on the internet.
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>want to fap to traps
>can'tfind good fapfics
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>>10509664
I love those captchas

This one time it said 'I am happy'

I refreshed it because I didn't want to type something that wasn't true.
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>>10509727
I had the weirdest MLP dream last night. It was like an entire episode, and it reached fanfiction levels of autism.
Something about Celestia turning Equestria into some kind of soviet police state, and sending the newly reformed Discord to monitor Ponyville. The main 6 then convince Discord that all this "order" is wrong, and they form a resistance.

Yeah, I dunno. At least Twilight was still wingless.
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>>10509883
Does she get her hair wet?
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>>10509876
no wrog as in
mathematically wrong
c doesn't equal 8 you dipshit
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>>10509853
Wrong wrong wrong wrooong
Wrong wrong wrong wrooong
You're wrong
You're wrong
You're wrooooooooong.
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>>10509817
>give her a bone
>she tongue-bastes it in a suggestive manner while giving you a half-lidded look
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>>10509852
I'd excavate that dig site.

Then I'd fuck her.
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>>10509883
>GG copycats
lel
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>>10509761
Its the damn show. I mean, atleast in my case, I use its happiness and cute characters to forget about how awful I am and how much I want to go lie down in front of a moving train.
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>>10509826
Ideeeeeeeaaaaa~
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>>10509803
she's out there, somewhere.

waiting.
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>>10509761
I'm certain that not ALL of us are. I'm just fine at socialing.
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>>10509875
>he can handle people better tahn me, he must be shitposting

you guys are my bros, period.
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>>10509912
see you get the joke, unlike that other idiort
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>>10509909
but what about bananas
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>>10509931
I was talking about myself you fucking retard
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>>10509883
pretty nice
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>>10509947
bananas are also not an instrument
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>>10509918
>lel
>>>/leddit/
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So unicon sucked.
EQLA sucked

What next
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>>10509980
This'd be really cute if it wasn't for those ugly cutie marks.
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>>10509816
So go in a group! It can get pretty awkward one on one. Even three people's fine to go out, get yourself a wingman.

We're all gonna make it.
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>>10509980
idiots
I hate those idiots
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>>10509991
Nothing. All is lost.
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>>10509991
MLPGcon sucked
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>>10509928
Yep. Am I really the ONLY one who WHENEVER he sees a girl, any girl, unless she's remarkably ugly or has kids around, thinks how it could be if we dated?
Seriously, it's becoming kind of a concern.
Like I was looking down and I saw this girl walking the dog and I wanted to jump down the window and start talking to her.

Guys I'm fucking lonely.
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>>10509991
>So unicon sucked.

As big of a blunder as it was, we actually got some decent show info out of it. We've gotten nothing from EQLA yet.
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>>10509924
I squeaked. I just literally fucking squeaked I smiled so hard at that. Oh jeez I think I'm blushing.
do you think it would be a mistake for me to open >>10509883, or what?
This is cruel. When will I get to talk to her? I want this so much it hurts a little
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>>10509980
That's a cute gay couple.
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>>10510011

No need to be so grumpy.
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>>10509916
I'd give her the dagger if you know what I mean
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>>10509980

those are some hideous, backwoods looking ponies
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Are we talking about why we're so pathetic?

>Have crush on cute, smart girl
>Be super close friends with her
>Be a beta faggot
>She's got a crush on some douche
>Douche talks about his crush to this girl
>She tells me "Can you imagine how heartwrentching it is to hear your crush talk about someone else like that?"
>"N-no I g-guess not"
>I tell her he's a dick eventually
>She stops talking to me
>She dates him
>Surprise surprise he's a dick
>"I'm sorry I didn't listen to you, Anon"

>She finds some other guy
>He's smarter, more attractive, funnier, more sociable, more creative, more confident, nicer and taller than me.
>I'm not even a nice guy in comparison
>Confidence is destroyed
>They've been dating for 3 years


I don't resent her for it. We're still great friends
I just wish she found someone worse than me in at least one way
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I would poke Rarity
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>>10509799
>they want a kid
>they seek your help
O-oh god
which one do I fuck?
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>>10509991
Martian PonyCon in 2023 is looking promising
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>>10510026
Dude what the fuck, I think you need to do somethig about that.

Not every girl is for sexual, chickbros are fun to hang out with without any ponos or vagoo stuff goin on
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>>10510046
let me rephrase
I hate what they stand for
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>>10509918
wat
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>>10510035
A. NONYMOUS, RARITY IS AN IMAGINARY PONY.
SHE
DOES
NOT
EXIST

SHE IS ALSO WORST PONY.
STOP BEING THIS AUTISTICALLY RETARDED.
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>>10510056
>personal blog status: updated
>mood: misunderstood yet depressed
>listening to: #Slayer
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>>10510053
>Bon Bon's twin
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>>10510061
Both of them.
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>>10510056
>not just manning the fuck up and telling her she's doing the exact same thing
There is genuinely nothing to lose by doing this
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>>10509788

I can't find it again, anon, I've failed you.

It was some scientists that studied a large sample of college students and their masturbatory habits, though. Students that masturbated/looked at porn more often felt less compelled to talk with women, among other things.

I'm sorry I can't find it, I'm still gonna keep an eye out for it because it was interesting to say the least.
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>>10510077
I NEED TO BONE SOMETHING,ANON
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>>10510061
both of them. duh.
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>>10510093
I'm surprised you haven't run into shit posters yet.
Here's a cake in celebration of your first one
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>>10510099
le shitpost
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>>10510061
There was a smutfic about this. Lyra and bonbon want a kid, cue threeway with Soarin
It was really good
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>>10510056

Nice guys = pushovers

kind guys that know when to put their foot down = wet pussy all around
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>>10510112
You've got at least one hand, don't you?
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>>10510056
>"I'm sorry I didn't listen to you, Anon"
>I was right all along, that douche had it coming, being a NICE GUY always pays off because if you're a NICE GUY girls will be BOUND to have sex with you because you're a NICE GUY.

That's how stupid you look right now.
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>>10510051
>daggering Renne
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCNoz26oRrs
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>>10510095
>worst pony
I disagree.
and everybody else is just talking about being pathetic, unlike them I'm actively BEING pathetic. Joke's on you!
Just let me believe
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>>10510146
This, temper everything you do with common fucking sense.
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>>10510105
>>10510123
>both of them pregnant at the same time
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>>10510151
Check your fucking privilege
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>>10510093
thanks for reminding me to hug my pinkie pies
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>>10510159
No. I will not let you believe. It's escapism, can't you see? It's not healthy.
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So did we get ANYTHING from EQLA?

going into /mlp/ has everyones dads working for hasbro
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>>10510061
why limit yourself to just one of them?
just don't be surprised if the spectating party wants to join in too.
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>>10510186
Marche, go back to fucking your brother's useless legs.
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>>10510171
Oh goodness. All that pudge.
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>>10510151
It's not the same. I am full of 20 years of repressed love and I seriously need to lay it down on someone.
Yes, I said love not just sexual frustration.
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>>10510199
blazing saddles
>>
Is interspecies marriage legal in Equestria? I wonder if they'll ever do an episode about a zebra and a pony falling in love or something.
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>>10510199

SYM-BIONIC TITAN
>>
EVERYBOOOODY
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>>10510132
hehe, thanks
i was surprised too
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>>10510095
>SHE IS ALSO WORST PONY
What's it like being so wrong
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>>10510186
>Destroys world filled with sentient creatures because MUH REALITY.

Hate that game.
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>>10510207
hue.
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>>10510199
Office space
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>>10510186
>MLPG talking about escapism
These, these here are my prized top shelf lels.
you're not wrong though, almost all of us could be more successful if we could just get off the computer
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>>10510199
LEBOWSKI
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>>10510035
She's going now. She's figured a few things out, but she's looking forward to the next time, and besides, she still has to tell all her friends about you!
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>>10510207
>>10510239
but MUH REALITY
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>>10510219
Get a cat.
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>>10510171
pregnant girls get horny as fuck, anon.
prepare thyself.
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>>10510025
~
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>>10510199
blazing saddles.
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>>10510199
UHF
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RCH someone is stepping your game up
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>>10510257
But cats are assholes.
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>>10510199
LEBOWSKI
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>check google maps
>Equestrian farm 11 miles from me
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>>10510257
Cats don't cuddle.
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>>10510199

U.H.F!
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>>10510251
>if we could just get off the computer

I tried that. I spent all day doing nothing.
It was a sad day.
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>>10510186
you're trying to test me, aren't you, Rarity?
you're so clever, maybe that's why I think I like you so much
>>10510253
So I don't get to talk to her? How will I know when she's here again?
When will she be back?
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>>10510198
season 4 is confirmed to be postponed until 2015
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>>10510257
but in this case a cat is not fine too.
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>>10510212
>>10510259
>two chubby horny pregnant girls
>tfw LK will never draw this
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>>10510251
But my job is done on the computer. Also I'm pretty sociable and in shape but my social circle died after college and there's no real place to meet people in suburbia.
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>>10510296
anon please. Please. stop doing this to yourself.
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Stop what your doing and just go talk to a girl.
Go to a bar, club, or even dating site on the internet. C'mon.
You can have sex TONIGHT, anon.
I really believe in you.
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Why is Rainbow Dash such a cunt?
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You've got 10 seconds to come up with a good reason for not being hyped as fuck for Watch Dogs
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>>10510199
do Batman, Iron Giant, or Office Space
I'd ask for Wakfu, but I'm still on the first season. Boufbowl episodes are next, going to marathon them sometime.
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Anyone down for pon drawing stram tonight?
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>>10510339
Because videogames are for dork.s
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>>10510339
furry shit
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>>10509980
why people enjoy their videos again?
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>>10510339
I regular on /v/ so I naturally don't like videogames.
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>>10510335
>3DPD
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>>10510338
What a potato
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>>10510338
fucking potato.
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>>10510339
Because every time I hype up AAA games I just end up being disappointed.

I'll stick to playing Soul Hackers and other 3DS games while I wait for New Leaf to come out, thank you very much.
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>>10510339
>not being hyped for "the forest"
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>>10510345
what are you going to draw
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>>10510351
Because I think they're both amusing, and they don't actually talk about the game they're playing
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>>10510335
I live in the middle of nowhere. There are honestly farms all around me. I would have to drive more than an hour to get to anywhere that has a club with women in it. And here's the kicker, I don't own a car.
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>>10510373
too cute for me..
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>>10510330
Haha, but you're wrong! I just turned around when he said she left, and she wasn't there! PROOF!
And if you are Rarity, I swear I won't give up on you. I long to feel your breath on my neck as wehug
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>>10510373
My fetish
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>>10510400
>There are honestly farms all around me.
So fuck a horse.
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>>10510418
freudclap.gif
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>>10510418
what kind of fetish is that
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>>10510397
I dunno. It's a friend of mine's birthday today, so probably something with pank and disc-jockey horse
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>>10510326
>it will never exist anywhere but in your imagination
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>>10510430
Fuck off nachos. That's disgusting.
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>>10510339
Because it's a terrible stealth game.
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anymore glory shots?
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>>10510398
I watched few random videos. Couldn't get into it. Bored me to the death. Are there like best or must-watch ones?
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>>10510403
Good job, darling~ Now, I hope you also want to feel my throbbing horsecock inside your urethra~/spoiler]
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I... I finished Walking Dead

jesus christ... why
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>>10510418
i dont think you understand what the word fetish means
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>>10510392
You gonna get SMT4 right? Heard it's hard as fuck from jap impressions
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>>10510465
Keep that hair short
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>>10510465
Because they wanted to make everyone feel.
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>>10510434
A fetish for cute ponies taking care of other cute ponies
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I'm ready
for the Metro:Last Light
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>>10510339
GTAV > Watch Shit
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>>10510452
Only ones I liked were the metal slug ones. The others can suck my shimmering balls.
>>10510465
Is it worth it?
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>>10510496
>pancakes
Uh oh.
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I'm starting to think that guy wasn't gonna stream at all

PICK SOMETHING TO STREAM FROM MY PLEB COLLECTION
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>>10510499
Metro last light is going to be such a shit I puked when i saw the trailer.
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>>10510483
Oh yeah, I pre-ordered it and everything.

I can't wait to fight Kamen Rider demons.
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>>10510339
Because this motherfucker is coming out.
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>>10510339
>>10510499
>>10510501
Fuck AAA titles.
I'm hyped only for Starbound because I fucking know what's going on and devs are sharing their shit. A lot of it.
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>>10510516
CAN'T HAVE ENOUGH V FOR VENDETTA
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>>10510525
you cannot get me with that bait
I am all star superman
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>>10510531
Then get hyped for Smash 4 since Sakurai loves to spill everything about his games (Uprising is an exception due to the amazing twist)
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All I ate today was barbecue chips
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>>10510531
wait
WAIT

ISN'T THAT THE THING THE TERRARIA GUYS WENT TOO?
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>>10510199
stramming blazing saddles
derpy.me/stram
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>>10510326
>one with a sexy accent and a ghetto booty that the added pudge of pregnancy has made even bigger and more plump than before
my dick...
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What if pony encountered something with huge guts?
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>>10510496
This is like the third time I've seen that picture, and I only just noticed the framed drawing from Sweetie on the wall
Hhnnng
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if not pon drawing, I could always stream some vidya or something. I'd offer a movie but the only one on my person currently is Transformers (1986).

I was thinking metal gear solid, it'd kind of be like watching a movie
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>>10510570
You really need to start eating healthier, Dash.
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>>10510571
only artist.
>>10510557
Looking good. Feels good. I'm staying fairly positively hyped.
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>>10510554
It's another fucking OH BOY MUH FALLOUT UNIVERSE HURR DURR game. That's enough for me to fuckign drop it.
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>>10510465
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>>10510570
No wonder you are getting so pudgy Dash.
Don't stop.
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>>10510570

I had 4 cups of milk, some egg salad, some black forest turkey from the deli with cheese, and lots of water
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>>10510483
>hard even by SMT standards
AAAAAAAAAAA
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>>10510516
>>10510577
lol
if you stream Kung Pow I'll totally jump ship, dude
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Have you seen pony porn on CryEngine3?

http://i.imgur.com/jkXeUoN.png
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>>10510620

I wasn't actually going to stream
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>>10510604
oh my god this is such bad bait
like
it's /v/-ish bait almost
not subtle at all and not taking in the previous game
you are sad and I weep for you trying so hard, my friend :y
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>>10510570
I ate 2 pounds of chinese buffet, and nothing after that.
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>>10510616
http://www.siliconera.com/2013/05/07/i-played-and-survived-the-beginning-of-shin-megami-tensei-iv/

Even japs had trouble with it.
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>>10510632
That's an impressive dick
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>>10510604
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>>10510632
wow
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>>10510570
I actually haven't had anything to eat since last night. About 27 hours. Huh.
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>>10510664
>>10510640
>fags in denial
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>>10510690
>>>/v/
pls go
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>>10510637
that blows
this thing's kind of skippy and doesn't have anon chat not to mention I've already seen Blazing Saddles
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>>10510597
I swear I don't usually eat like that, sorry to dissapoint >>10510609 .
>>10510611
Sounds good
>>10510679
Go to bread. Like, the food.
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>>10510690
>>>/v/
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>>10510700
I'm pretty sure most of /v/ likes Metro
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If you woke up as pone, what's the first thing you'd do outside of cam whoring on mlpg and /mlp/?
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>>10510700
Tell me why are you hyped then.
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Your favorite pony has just been sent to our world to bring back one sample of our species, they'll choose by their own interests. Who do they pick? What do you do to be chosen?
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>>10510510
>Is it worth it?
I don't know man. It reminded me about "Song of Ice and Fire" books by MArtin (you know them as Game of Thrones) - that kind of "epic" story that usually finds a way to fix thing and make everything better and leave you with a positive feel of satisfaction of a good read/story, except the things here go exactly wrong way - everything getting worse and worse. And when you reach the moment it can't get worse - it is getting even "worsier".

Fuck
fuck that game
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>>10510703
>WoR
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>>10510719
I was speaking primarily of their trolling tactic but who cares.
>>10510721
the Dark Ones return
which is good since I sided with them in the first one
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>>10510720

Masturbate

Also I wouldn't camwhore on MLPG without everyone who wanted to watch streaming themselves masturbating

no free shows
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>>10510722
can they choose dead ones?
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>>10510720
I would never come in here again man.
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>>10510720
>cam whoring on mlpg and /mlp/
>for free
Shit. I would use my pony form to get loads of bronybuxx. Take a few pics and bam, rollin in the dough.
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>>10510744
But we Killed the bastards.
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>"...What? Is there something on my face?"
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>>10510744
>Siding with the dark ones
If it's hostile, you kill it.
Have you learned nothing?
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>>10510751
Not unless the dead person is somehow more useful to them than the living.
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>>10510747
but anon I would watch you masturbate even if you weren't a pony.
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>>10510722
>Rarity
she has great taste, doesn't she?
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>>10510769
Yes, you got pretty on your face. All over it.
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>>10510765
What would a pony do with human money?
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>>10510776
peace, nigga
>>10510767
I know that's why I thought "hopy shit"
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>>10510720
Admire my amazing rainbow/cyan form
>>10510739
wot
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>>10510767
not in the Good Ending.
and even in the normal ending there's no guarantee you got rid of all of them.
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>>10510720
Would I still be my same gender? Would I be in Equestria?
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>>10510786

No you wouldn't, I'm too hairy
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>>10510793
Dragon dildo collection.
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>>10510722
They can't choose anyone important, so it'd mostly be some random brony famous faggot.
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>>10510769
My dick. Right now. I'm rubbing it on the screen.
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>>10510720
am i still in the human world? i would probably freak the fuck out, masturbate, and then come up with some kind of plan.

I doubt i could leave the house.
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>>10510798
>Rainbow Dash shows off her huge rainbow dick
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>>10510786
Would you pay me though? This is important.
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>>10510798
Wall of Replies.
Stop that.
Never do it again.
Stick to 1 reply in each post, 2 if in extreme need.

Is that crystal fucking clear
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>>10510776
>>10510767
>not saving mah niggas
>damning the human race to survive alone
WOW
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>>10510825
I will pay you by showing you my cute trap butt
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>>10510822
Futadash is best Dash
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>>10510843
Nobody

You sir, are my negro.
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>>10510791
>"Geez. Quit bein' so corny, Anon..."
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So was anyone streaming or not?

If not I'd like to stream some video games, but I don't think I have much interesting enough to stram for you guys. Was trying to get Human Revolution on here but I got distracted.

Alternatively, League anyone?
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I wonder if Mattel is worried about Equestria Girls
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>>10510822
Now I really want to see futa Dash wear a rainbow colored cock corset.
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>>10510845
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>>10510858

Sweaty human Futadash is best Dash
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>>10510845
Can't pay the rent with that. Sorry.
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>>10510722
>Lyra
Oh baby.
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>>10510828
Aye.
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is 5 inches okay for a dick
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>>10510822
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I'll just leave this pony here.
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>>10510864

Are you offering to stream Justice League or host a game of LoL
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>>10510881
Bit under the average but women can't tell the difference between 5 and 7 inches.
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>>10510881
yes
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>>10510880
Good girl.
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>>10510861
I'm a writer, I can't help it.
And don't tell me you don't love it you nerd.
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>>10510868
CALL THE VICE
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>>10510845
I would take that payment.
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>>10510887
TEX POST MORE APPLE
YOU'RE POSTING TOO MUCH BLUE
APPLE STRONK
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>>10510905
>writer
>MLPG

lelelele
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>>10510891
LoL. I don't have my season dvds of Justice League on hand unfortunately.
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>>10510720
ask someone on mlpg if they would like to own me.
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>>10510914
you would?~ What if I gave you my throwaway skype account?
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>>10510861

Dash quit feeding the neckbeards, you'll only encourage them to come back. And if you touch it the mother won't take it back.
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>>10510921
I can post them both.
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if you were turned into an earth pony one morning on earth, how could you use that to become rich?
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>>10510905
>"I'm not a nerd..."
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>>10510922
>Implying I don't write elsewhere.

I'm surprised you even understand what goes on here, since you apparently vouch for being illiterate.
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>>10510905
>writer
>corny
no, that's not how it works,anon.
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>>10510845
>trap
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>>10510956
wat u wraite,annnon
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>>10510946
I'm sorry, that's against the rules.
You must commit to one (1) pone only.
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>>10510922
this leddit bullshit has gone too far
we probably use it even more than they do now

no it doesn't matter that you're being ironic
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Are we blue now?
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>>10510939
That'd be cool if I actually had a cam.
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>>10510952
kick down buildings until I find someone who's willing to pay me to stop kicking down buildings
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>>10510985
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>>10510989
I blue now
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>>10510995
>they just shoot you and turn you into glue
Nice 1.
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>>10510722
>Fluttershy
Someone nice
>Twilight
Someone smart
>Rarity
Someone attractive
>Pinkie
Someone fun
>AJ
Someone hard working
>Dash
Someone athletic

I'm none of those things
I'd go curl up in bed and cry myself to sleep
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>>10510989
>blue
>ever
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>>10510989
I think we're blue now
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>>10511011
better dead than being an earth pony
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>>10510939

Oh man, I might be down for this later
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>>10510991
But I have one and that's enough for meyou could tell me lewd things to doIt'd be nice
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>>10511024
You know if you crop that just right it's a blowjob picture.
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>>10510881
Anything under 6 inches is unacceptably small

Kill yourself
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>>10511007
>>10511024
Good. Blue is the best.
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>>10510930
>anon will never pick you up and give you a hug
>anon will never gently brush your mane
>you will never eat out of anon's hand
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It's time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsMCQE7GKUA

You know you want to.
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>>10511042
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>>10511056
He's true though.
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>>10510720
>take one step outside
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>>10511037
Anon, pls.
pls

That'd be awesome.
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>>10511019
Which ponies birthday was it that Twilight was invited to in the first episode? Do you think she REALLY wanted her to come?

Do you think she's depressed that she never came?


Do you think, after hearing how Twilight's accomplished so much with her cool new and better friends, even becoming a fucking alicorn, that that pony cuts herself when no one is watching? Wishing while sobbing silently into her bloody bathroom sink late at night that things might have been different if Twilight had only come to her birthday?
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>>10511042
>6 inches exactly
whew.
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>>10511092
Moondancer
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>>10511055
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