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>>10502167
>ONCED

WHERE IS THE MARKER

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>>10502177
Fuck you I haven't slept in two days I do what I want run on sentences.

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>trying to view information on a pony convention at their facebook page
>just to look at the page i need to make a facebook account and log in

what the fuck, i am seeing this way too often now.

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>>10502125
My Little Pony? Isn't that a girl's show?

>>10502125
Twilight's turns into a lecture on whatever she got famous for (Magic/Saving the world)
Applejack just kind of postures and sells Apple stuff to the crowd, mixed with putting on a show of tricks
Dash goes full talent display at her con, hardly answering any questions with anything other than "Yeah, I'm awesome," or "I can do that no problem!"
Fluttershy hides under her desk unless the crowd is as shy as her, at which point they all just sit in a room and mumble things at each other
Pinkie throws a giant party, doesn't answer any questions
Rarity holds a dinner banquet, requiring all attendees to get dressed up. Despite this she maintains being a social butterfly with good grace, going from table to table to answer questions and sign autographs.

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Would you fly to the castle nonsexually?

test

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Is there a picture of Nicole where she doesn't look uncomfortable as fuck?

>>10502223
It's because facebook is becoming more orwellian

you need to put in YOUR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION to post on facebook now

Yeah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UncODRJxpa0

>>10502258
She looks a little older now, but I still totally would.

>>10502249
I see Doug is a Luna fan.

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If you could write her one letter, what would it say?

Hardmode:
No "ur a faget"

>>10502249

When is that from?

Any color fags up to coloring this please?
http://i.imgur.com/NoglVtW.png

So wait, what's the current shitflinging over EQLA now?

They're not allowing recording of panels, or just a specific panel?

>>10502279
I want to cum inside Princess Celestia

I'm working on a thing for a game right now, how does it sound?

>>10502286
you cant do it yourself?

>>10502279
Dear Princess Celestia,
Please kill me.
Your eternally distressed citizen,
>anon

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>>10502241
Pinkie would so get kick out of the con if she does that way too often. I am betting no one would respect the manner in Rarity's panel and she would be disgusted at what people wears to their con. I would be amazed if she does not have a heart attack, or at least, dressing up random con goer with her style of clothing.

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>>10502260

What's wrong with giving websites your credit card information?

>>10502279
Some kind of letter that says "I'm sorry I'll never get to meet you, you seem pretty awesome but maybe a bit lonely," blah blah blah.

I dunno, something nice but less formal and expressing a desire to meet her regardless if this is possible or not?

>>10502292
Please tell me that isn't you Jalm.
If you can make music on top of being able to draw and code I'll have to find out where I put that rope

>>10502279
Dear Princess Celestia,
Please come and get me, I have money.

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>>10502299
no

>>10502249
Only if I get to be the pony.
Then no I would not fly to the castle with Cantdance

>>10502317
No, I'm not Jalm. Keep the rope away, Anon.

>>10502241
Rarity probably wouldn't understand the negative connotations of slobs in t-shirts wearing fedoras.
>Your chapeau is lovely, darling, but we must do something about.... the rest of you....

>>10502292
8/10 would remix

>>10502292
Sounds okay to me. Depends on what you do visually for that buildup, because otherwise it sounds too disjointed. Though I assume that's the point.

>>10502297
is this the convention going on right now where livestreaming gets your arrested?

>>10502336
Close one, I was about to kick the chair

>>10502260
>you need to put in YOUR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION to post on facebook now
really? i don't

>>10502313
Gee I dunno Tim

maybe you should give me your credit card numer? I promise I won't withdrawn anything from you account without your permission, really

or perform espionage into your finances and watch your ever purchase

honest

>>10502322
now kiss

>>10502279
Apples.

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>>10502323
if crotchtits didn't make me uncomfortable, I'll do it
your best bet is to find someone else who is willing
cause I'm not sure if dooks orslowmo would

>>10502125
My Little Elitist General

I feel terrible, what do

>>10502371

We already know we're superior, thanks for reminding us anyways though.

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>>10502383
Do something fun!

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>>10502389
Genetically superior?

Should I eat the honey bun or powdered donuts?

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>>10502383
color something

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>>10502396
What kind of fun you speak of, Pinkie?

>>10502383
Sleep.

>>10502237
>Pinkie Pie will never masturbate with a carrot until she cums, covering it in gooey marecum and urine
>she will never insert it into your well-stretched dickhole and deep sound you with it without wiping it off first

>>10502281
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AzAQCgYB30

>>10502429
but that's the source of my feeling terribleness

>>10502414

Yes, and sexually superior.

>>10502383
Do something stupid or dangerous, the adrenalin always pulls me out of that mood for an hour or two
I should probably find a better alternative to that

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>>10502371

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>>10502430
What do you think is fun?
Play games, eating sweets, sleeping, talking with friends, drawing, coloring....you name it!

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>>10502352
>Discord Deadpool fusion

Oh god what would that even be like

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>>10502367
I fucking knew it, welp, time to try the drawthread

>>10502438
>>>/deadhorse/

>>10502432
this sounds like something I should do, yes

>>10502438
>>Pinkie Pie will never masturbate with a carrot until she cums, covering it in gooey marecum

I like where this is going...

>and urine

Nope.

>>she will never insert it into your well-stretched dickhole and deep sound you with it without wiping it off first

NOOOOOOOOOOPE.

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>>10502456
Fuck yeah! Let play some game while we party and eat some sweet!

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>>10502438
.....
I think I would rather eat the carrot.

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>>10502279
Dear Princess Celestia

ur a qt

-anonymous

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>>10502446
read a book

>>10502456
>Coloring
>You will never color with Pinkie.
;_;

>>10502438
OH BOY
URINARY TRACT INFECTIONS

>>10502479
Fair enough, but Pinkie would be dissappointed that she wouldn't get to sound you with it. Sticking objects soiled in her cum and piss up her lovers' cocks is her biggest fetish.

>>10502486
Do horses really have split lips like this?
I don't think they do.

Maybe you should switch it around by having Pinkie raped by the guards

>>10502495
For Pinkie, it would be worth it.

>>10502509
We all must make compromises, anon, even Pinkie.
Nothing goes in my dick.

What draw?

Oh god I've wasted my whole morning watching grabbity balls

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>>10502476
Excuse me, ma'am, you're in violation of article 165-03: "Being a sadsack on a great day."

I'm going to have to ask you to lighten up and drink a milkshake before taking you back to the party station.

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>>10502279
Dear Princess Celestia

There is no friendship here

Not that I can't make friends. I'm not socially awkward. This world is just full of people who only care about money and self interest. Nowadays people only seem to make friends only to help benefit theirselves. Sometimes I think friendship is dead.

Your faithful human, Anon.

>Her face when

And then she'd come here and try to force her friendship religion on all the humans

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>>10502512
Not this again.

>>10502525
>not sounding your peehole
Do you even lift?

>>10502511
Do horses really have horns like that?
I don't think they do.

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Can't we just talk about normal sex? Urethral insertions literally make me gag.

>>10502527

Rita from Animaniacs.
aka my waifu

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>>10502492
I bet she has all 133 crayons, some marked with her color scheme.

>>10502527
Fluttershy grabbing pinkie's balls

>>10502537
and then nuclear war happened
and then there were no humans

the end

>>10502527
Seductive Mrs. cake

>>10502538
For a moment there, I thought Pinkie's tail was a fart cloud.

>>10502486
>dem fangs
unf

I'd let her transform me into a changeling any day.

>>10502544

>you will never insert your regular human penis into a regular human vagina

>>10502544
>being this casual

>>10502543
Relax, anon, it's okay if it's a stylistic choice.

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>>10502528
Have me arrested and throw away the keys! I would party with that cop in jail!

>>10502527
>Wasted
Nigga that show is nice and it is not a waste.

Draw something humorous.

>>10502492
That's because she's not a crayon, silly.

>>10502546
She has a cute voice.

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>>10502486
I love the changeling's teeth.
And I love the comic's facial expressions.

>>10502555
Second.

>>10502563
>Chrysalis will never penetrate your urethra with her inner vaginal sucker as you slide your cock inside her

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>>10502560
canines are best teeth

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>>10502538
What if that Pinkie IS a changeling?

>>10502581
And cute curves.

>>10502571
Oh I'd party with her alright...

>>10502607
>>10502581
>>10502546
Who

>>10502610
You mean chain her up in a cell and gangrape her consensually?

>>10502438
>>10502509
>not swapping pee, and eventually cum from bladder to bladder through a urethral tube with Pinkie pie

>>10502615
kill yourslef

>>10502554
good end

>>10502615
>>10502132
why

what possible reason is there for this

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>>10502610
Indeed! Party until she cannot party anymore. You end up cleaning her party mess she left. Would you do that for her?

>>10502612
Nobody, watch the Animaniacs. Its like one of those show you have to watch if you are into cartoons.

>>10502603
Then I would do everything to rescue the real Pinkie.
>WHAT IF THERE WAS NO REAL PINKIE AND SHE WAS A CHANGELING ALL ALONG?
Then I would love her anyway.

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>>10502612

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG7dyOm_3no

>>10502599
The certainly are cute and sexy.

I SAID PULL THE TRIGGER

>>10502461
Waypool.

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>>10502629
That's my biggest fetish.

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>>10502537
>friendship is a religion

holy fuck that would explain a lot

>>10502629

>not having twilight use you as her pee/poop bitch by teleporting her waste from her bowels and bladder into yours, making you immediately have to run to use the restroom and excrete her urine and waste

>>10502637
Of course! I clean after the party, usually, she throws the party, usually. That's the deal.

>>10502624
>gangrape
>Me chaining her

Your imagination is too small, my friend.

>>10502292
>battletoads rip-off

>>10502665
It is always shocking to me when I learn of a fetish that I don't find arousing.

>>10502636
The second one is a shitposter. He want everyone to use the script but recently, he just doing this to spite the anon that post the linkboard all day and Murkeli.

http://arch.413chan.net/mlp9787583.html#p9788011

>>10502665
http://pastebin.com/qr5rRnp4

>>10502643
bitch, you warn me about triggers man!

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>>10502642
I know I love my canines.

>>10502506
Something about that last Fluttershy makes me laugh.

Like she does all these sexy pole dances for you, and after she's done she does a cool guy pose, looking like "yeh, you got served, nig".

>>10502665
That's incredibly hot.

>>10502704
>ponies have pole dance battles

>>10502704
>you will never have a pole-dance off with pone

Whats it like making out with a pony?

>>10502669
>Your imagination is too small, my friend.
Ah, do feel free to elaborate then.

>>10502718
sloppy

>>10502707

Especially if it's diarrhea~

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>>10502669
You think you can convince her to help clean up her own mess?

>>10502643
>Anon screams incoherently as he pulls the trigger on his nerf gun, shooting a dart into Scootaloo's head.
>Rainbow Dash just laughs maniacally before blowing a raspberry at Scootaloo.
>"That's what you get when you lose Capture the Flag against Dash, kid! Better luck next time!"
>She takes off, leaving you with Scootaloo, who rubs the spot where the dart hit her as she glares at you.

>>10502734
That's not really my fetish, but for Twilight...

>>10502718

bags of sand

>>10502735
Easy.
"A good friend helps clean messes, especially if they made them."

>>10502718
Unclean.

>>10502740
>Dash and Scootaloo playing capture the flag
>Anon comes screaming out of nowhere and shoots Scootaloo with a nerf gun
heh

>>10502719
Some things are best left unsaid.

>>10502735
Probably. Just convince her it's a game and/or it'll make others happy while promising to take her out for a shake or something later.

Both relationship building AND you get what you want. Win-win.

Besides, it's not like I wouldn't still help clean up.

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>>10502664
>you will never have a good enough imagination to make a celestia tulpa
life is so cruel

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>>10502740
hhhehehe

>>10502735
Just sing a song about it, and she'll jump right in.

my biggest mlpg confession is

i am not a huge fan of rape

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>>10502771
Celestia is a very lovely princess.

>>10502738

>>10502771
It doesn't need good imagination, it needs dedication, lots of it.

>>10502784

weirdo, I bet you don't even like lolis

>>10502740
>invite Scootaloo to your place to clean up and have some ice cream

ONLY THREE DAYS UNTIL SEASON TWO COMES OUT ON DVD!!!
I AM EXCITED, THE FIRST SEASON DVD SET WAS SO GOOD!
ARE YOU GUYS EXCITED? GET EXCITED!

>>10502804
I like lolis, but I don't like rape.

>>10502784
Nor am I. What's the big deal?

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So mlpg, would you a nazi pony?

>>10502813

What's so good about a DVD of a show you've already seen? I never understood the fascination of physical copies.

>>10502813
I'll wait until they are all on DVD

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>>10502813
are they going to have edited derpy?

>>10502825
Absolutely.

>>10502823
rape culture is a huge meme in mlpg. how can you fit in to the secret club if you dont like their #1 meme

>>10502825
MLPG would anything that has a vagina.

>>10502833
I like to collect stuff, for one. For two, there's audio commentary. The commentary on the first set was really interesting and cool.
>>10502835
I don't know, but we'll see. I have the Friendship Express DVD, and that has the original Derpy.

>>10502835
yes.

>>10502825
I don't think Nazi pone would like me.

>>10502845
excerpt real life humans

>>10502813
But I already downloaded all the episodes

>>10502845
what about a pone with vagina dnetata

>>10502843
You must be new here.

>>10502691
Is there a part 2 yet?

>>10502825
I think Nazi uniforms on girls are hot.
And I'm half Jewish.

>>10502857
would she have a mouth where her vagina would be?

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>>10502849
Let us know when you get it, mkay?

>>10502845
Apart from humans.

>>10502849
those friendship express dvds were made before derpygate happened.

copies made afterwords have the edited derpy

>>10502866
You can say about them what you want, but they had pretty rad uniforms

>>10502851
I want to print this up as a huge poster.
Just to be outrageous.

>>10502807
>You feel kinda bad for nailing her in the head like that.
>"Hey...uh...sorry about that. Got carried away. How about I buy you a cone to make up for it?"
>Scootaloo's mood brightens immediately as she looks up at you with a small smile, "Aw yeah, ice cream!" She falters suddenly, "But...why are you going to buy me ice cream if I lost? I don't deserve it if I didn't win it..."

>>10502853
I still would. I'm not that picky.

>>10502866
Indeed

>>10502871
no, the vagina is covered and filled with teeth

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>>10502857

>>10502881

Would you frame it too?
Where would you hang it?

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>>10502825
Why don't they just go ahead and let her smoke in the show? We know she does.

>>10502656
me too, and there is still no fic

>>10502872
I will! I think I was the only one who got the season one DVD too... I posted about the commentary and stuff.

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>>10502880
that's what happens when you get a professional fashion designer to make your uniforms

>>10502864
Sorry, no. Not yet. I haven't gotten around to finish it yet.

>>10502880
I would never deny this.forms

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the real reason no livestreams are allowed at EQLA

>>10502883
It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play The Game.

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>>10502888

>>10502892
I don't know, I haven't thought of it that much.

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>>10502883
That cute, but she right. We can't just give it to her like that, can we?

>>10502901
This is my favorite human to pone size ratio.

>>10502915
The Game of Thrones?

>>10502936

The Game of Pones, anon.

>>10502932
I prefer mine to have the bottom of the pony's chin at belly button height.

This way they can give perfect hugs when they stand on their rear legs.

https://derpibooru.org/322297

>>10502901
Yeah. The SS Uniform is the most famous work of Karl Diebitsch
And for the last fucking time: it wasn't Hugo Boss.

>>10502918
This is great.
>>10502951
Ehh, way too big for me, but we can still be friends.

>>10502914
Why would you wear something like that?

>>10502953
Did Hugo Boss have any dealings in Nazi fashion design, though?
Because I watched a BBC special about Hitler the other day that clearly said Hugo Boss designed their uniforms.

>>10502942
Does it involve Princess Twilight and her steamy forbidden affair with her brother?

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>>10502952
>dat face

>>10502953
I always feel weird reading about high ranking nazis that still had lives after the war, especially wernher von braun

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEJ9HrZq7Ro

>>10502883
>>10502915
>>10502923

>You scratch your chin for a moment, nerf gun in your other hand hanging by your side as you think aloud.
>"Well....it's not for winning or losing, it's for me shooting you with a nerf dart. I guess. Make sense?"
>Scootaloo nods, eager to take any excuse for free ice cream, "Yeah! And that kinda hurt, you know? Hit me right under my ear..." she says, rubbing her head again and sticking her tongue out at you.
>"Oh come on, it doesn't hurt that much," you say as you turn to lead the way to the ice cream parlor.
>"Oh yeah? Lemme shoot you with that and then we'll talk."

>>10502914
That expression of that evil queen says it all.

>>10502990
Let her!

I will sleep now, give simple request for when I wake up again

>>10503012
No anon, maybe later.
For now ice cream.

>>10503023
Batpony hanging upside down while sleeping

>>10503023
Shining armor in an M1 steel pot helmet

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>>10502952
>horsecock colored human cock

>>10503023

A circle.

>the more preview pages are released of poni parade
>the more disappointment i feel

i cant help but think the quality is so low because all of the artists are working on so many different projects at once after someone linked doxys furry art book he is making at the same time that had $30,000 from kickstart.

>>10503027
Alright then. It was cute while it still lasted.

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>>10503037
Yesss.

>>10502952
that looks like a good way to break your dick.

>>10503067
Are there any decent porn pics or fapfics/greentexts about batpony?

>>10503067
I know she is a guard and all but I want to pat her on the head and make her hair messy in the process.

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>>10502439
>tfw I'm laughing at all the stupid jokes NC hated

Which one(s)?

http://i.imgur.com/kJ7aP7v.jpg

>>10503110
0

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>>10503085
Well she seems to be a feisty and playful one so she'd probably enjoy it.
She'd probably find the time to do the same to you.

>tfw its cold and rainy, then hot and humid, then cold and rainy again all in the same fucking day

>>10503081
There is that one cosmo wrote.
Which is by the way like the 10th highest rated piece of smut on fimficion.
Someone give that guy a high five.

>>10503110
does 3 have human or horse vag?

>>10503110
2

>>10503110
1.
If you remove the hat for too long the host dies and I couldnt have that.

>>10503131
pank chart when?

>>10503110
horsey goodness

>>10503125
it's so strange man, we were having such nice weather for the past 2 weeks tand then it all goes coco bananas for the last 2

>>10503081
There was some fangs-greentext a few weeks ago, not sure if someone capped that.

>>10503134
ZERO
UNFFFFFFF

>>10503110
All of them. Especially 0.

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what the fuck am I looking at

>>10503110
Tough choice. 0-3 are all good. I'd probably go with 0 though.

>>10503120
I would not mind at all. I would like to see what it felt like to be patted on the head by a pony.

>>10503131

Whatever you imagine.

>>10503126
Link?

>>10503012
>>10503027
>>10502990
>She accompanies you to the ice cream parlor without fuss, and the two of you chat a little bit about her training with Dash.
>Turns out she was playing capture the flag with Dash, some rules modified of course, in an effort to get faster on her hooves.
>Clever, you think as you place the order for ice cream, now only having to tell the parlor guy "The usual," since you and Scootaloo come here together so often.
>He's floating the cones over the counter when there's a sharp crack and you feel something strike the back of your head, making you move forward just enough to get a face full of your ice cream while the back of your head starts to sting.
>"Oh man, sorry! SORRY!" Scootaloo keeps yelling, now on her hind hooves and leaning against your leg as she keeps saying sorry at your ice cream coated visage.
>The parlor stallion can barely stifle his laughter.

>>10503157
Shining corndog armor?

>>10503157
Probably some popular brony joke that I have never heard and wouldn't understand.

>>10503157
brony meme inside joke

>>10503157
FiW cosplay

>>10503157
>actual fan of the fans of the fans of the fandom

>>10503110
>that clearly visible crotch on 3

UNF
shepard basterd

>>10502851
>>10502851


Good sir
can you repost that loli pile on imgur?

>>10503168
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/76811/a-tryst-at-midnight
Why are you such a lazy nigga Anon?

Butts

>>10503210
>implying I need an excuse for being lazy

>>10503207
Second.

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>>10503199
dat spastic watermark
it's too hilarious to besmirch you for it

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>>10503210
>http://www.fimfiction.net/story/76811/a-tryst-at-midnight

reclaiming language, good sir?

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>>10503229

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>>10503242

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>>10503236

I'll besmirch your pinkie butt

I made a thread.
http://mlpg.co/unf/res/190.html

>>10503232
show us

>>10503042
how does this even make sense

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This was for Aspirant.
Puff.

>>10503131
1-3 have human vag externally, and horse vag internally, and 4-5 have completely human vag

>>10503173
Well that ganna hurt but I like Scootaloo's reaction. Shame I have to hit the hay. Thanks for this, man.

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>>10503267
too late

>>10503267
Those Pinkie clones seem more rambunctious and to have less mental capacity than the real Pinkie. Would one of them be upset if I just jumped in and started kissing them, or would she have fun with it?

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>>10503267

>>10503296
Foo, this is a pretty hot Pinkie to me.
Don't call me a fatfag, I like all kinds.

>>10503291
>1
>human vag

>>10503314
We know, Ross. We know.

>>10503314
fatfag.

>>10503298
she would start saying fun while destroying your dick

>>10503288
PUFF

>>10503342
....
Destroying in what way?

>>10503294
Not a problem. I only wish my writing skills weren't so rusty.

Fun to do cute things regardless though.

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>>10503301

>>10503337
No, because I don't like the extremes that he goes to, nor the distribution.

>>10503298
>>10503342
They were pretty much just mindless zombies resembling Pinkie Pie. You probably could have raped one and it wouldn't have cared, assuming you were able to hold it down long enough.

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>>10503298

HOW DID WE GET ON THIS TOPIC????

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>>10503379

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So, what are you guys doing for mothers day?

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What if I streamed for you guys?

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Nazi uniforms are stylish like fedoras are stylish

>>10503379
Well, I don't think I'd want to rape one.
But I wouldn't mind spending time on the other side of that pond having fun and orgies with all the crazy Pinkies.

>>10503352
the bad way

>>10503397
I'm going to get flowers for Celestia.

I mean, my mother.

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>>10503298
>>10503342
p to the u to the n to the f

>>10503229
>>10503242
>>10503253
are you going to make a thread for that?

>>10503405
Come to think of it, if you made them horny, they'd probably rape you first.

>>10503402
yeah like 50 years ago

>>10503402
In that people in the 30s and 40s looked cool in them, but someone nowadays looks like a maniac, especially if they are fat slobs and the garment is a cheap shitty knockoff?
Yes, I think we all agree.

>>10503399
We're kind of dead nowadays but you can try.

>>10503417
....punf?

>>10503110
0, obviously

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>tfw no Zorba the pony

>>10503413
Well, sheesh.