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>Australian OP
>Past chill Australian peak
>Into Morning

Blasphemy

>>10275889
>incorrect password
I'm still waiting for the day where someone actually gets it right

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>>10275878
Why did you post the worst filly?

As for Faust,the damage been done. The only thing Faust can do from here on out is to make it less worse then it already is with EQG involved.

>>10275901

I've tried giving my posts a password and then deleting using the password, but it never seems to work.

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>>10275878
I think
nothing would happen and Faust is only clinging to her being fired as an excuse to why we should hate Hasbro. I don't think she had anything else up her sleeve

but if she came back, she'd cook up something

we'd still say her newest season sucked though

>>10275911
>confirmed botnet user
Delete everything but the final character, fill out the password, if it hits max characters go back to the character you first left out delete it, go back to where you were etc.
Just work the password around not having it be completely empty.

>>10275916
>Faust
>fired

brony pls

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>>10275906
>filename
Nigga that is some meta shit right thurr.

Don't care. Season 3 was shit. Nothing they can do sort of rebooting it will save it now.

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Your favorite changeling just tooted. What do you do?

Trick question. Bugs can't fart. They faked a fart to get your attention

>>10275935
>a proper FIM movie
Yeah, what about it? Weren't we supposed to have infos about it by now?

>>10275935
Reminds me of a time, about last year, when most of the posters all watch stream of Care Bears. I kind of hoping that is how it would turn out.

>>10275943
>Trick question. Bugs can't fart. They faked a fart to get your attention
>implying they hadn't already all my attention

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>>10275945
It turned out to be for EG. To no one's surprised

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NOICE

>>10275945
Why would you want an FiM movie

It'll just be a terrible 90-minute adventure/beat the bad guy episode where Twily saves the day with minimal help from her friends.

>>10275943
hug bug poni
give love to bug poni
probably die because you shouldn't love bug poni but no bug poni deserves to feel lonely

>>10275943
I'll say "sorry, ate too much tex-mew" as a joke.
Then I'll ask if he can take me to queen so I can convert

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>>10275958
Oh bugger. I wanted a live action movie.

>>10275943
What if then turned into fluttershy first?

EQUESTRIA GIRLS
WE"RE KIND OF MAGICAL
HOOVES ON HOOVES
BIKINIS ON TOP
CUTIE MARKS SO CUTE
WE'LL BLOW YOUR MIND

>Implying you forgot about this

>>10275943
>Bugs can't fart
Can't they just transform their butts into fluttershy's?

>>10275943
>bugs cant fart
>implying
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-wVFLucTks#t=15s

Think of any male pony or R63 mare.
Got one? Good
Would you give them a Rusty Venture?

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>>10275977
I remember singing it when it came out
and whenever the actual song came up on radio

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>>10275979
>>10275974

you guys...

>>10275986

Is that anything like a spicy keychain?

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>>10275972
ur a sik fuk m8

>>10275984
gay
>>10275986
super gay
Fuck, I gotta watch Venture Bros now

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>>10275967

So it would be the comics Arc 1.

>>10275980
>draws Marker porn imitating Braeburned's style
>now likes cheeselegs and farts
How the mighty have fallen

>>10275984
Is this what gay sex is actually like? Holy shit that seems fun

>>10276000
If anything, just issue 4. I loved the previous issues in that arc, but the last one kinda soured it for me. Still, so far the comic has been great

>>10276001
I don't like farts though

>>10276008
Yeah the first 3 issues were fun
The 4th one was just... wat except for the Celestia/Spike part, that was fantastic

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>>10275995
>Not wanting to be a chrysalis pony
I just want the quickest way to become a pone.
I want to be the slutty mare no matter what it takes

>>10276008

Speak for yourself, I found the entire arc a bore. Too many fan references and the pacing was sluggish to the max. Horrible.

Don't know if the current arc is any better but I won't for a while anyway, I only buy the trade paper backs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdJWZxPW45c

>>10276037
I think the pacing in the new arc is much better. And while it still has references, it has much less than the first arc.

>>10276037
Most people here liked it overall, therefore saying that "it's been great" isn't inaccurate. And the rest of the post was indeed speaking for himself.

>>10276037
>Too many fan references
Wut?

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>>10276041
>1:33:00
what sick man would force his employees to listen to this

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>>10276004

the comics fucking suck ass

way too much pandering

the pacing is shit

the art is weird

doesn't feel like the show

feels like a generic comic with ponies

no wonder it's popular

>>10276054
I like how I went to that point in time on the video

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>>10276064
>>10276066
Anon go to bed, what are you doing

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hey mlpg do you think this is worth throwing a few more hours at?

>>10276041
Good music to listen to while reading clop greentext

>>10276080
Yes it is.

>>10276080
you got school in thirty minutes mewball, do that instead

>>10276080
Go for it. It could be interesting. I think you should put a good focal point in the top left though.

>>10276080
fluttershy/10
The background is looking pretty, though

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>>10276080
..........

you should just delete it.

Fuck off with that shit. Its horrible. ;_; oh god mewball that's great I wish Fluttersh's shading was a little more dabby like the rest of the image though. I don't really know. That's looks pretty cool.

>>10276086
thanks mom
>>10276089
Hrmm...Like what? I was trying to just go with its ominous
>>10276097
dont worry if i spend more time on it it should look more uniform. fluttershy was kind of a last minute thing

>>10276037
Sluggish? If anything, it was really fast compared to the current arc. They felt like 4 different episodes instead of 1 with proper build up like the Nightmarerity arc

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>>10276112
>fluttershy was kind of a last minute thing

Mewball when did you become Lauren Faust?

>>10276112
I packed your lunch and even remembered to add a lunchable.
March yourself to class young man.

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>>10276054
>>10276062
>>10276064
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are we still going to try and get LK on the panel for this?
he's already going to the con

>>10276138
nah, he said he didn't want to. Not worth it since the audience there doesn't want subtle creepy shit, but blood and gore.

Real shame.

>>10276123
>Momlestia
unf

>>10276138
>>a lot of ponies love grimdark!
That doesn't sound very canon

>>10276138
>implying LK wants to join this masquerade
>implying we are powerful enough

>>10276089
>>10276112

Maybe make the alcove she is going into much darker than the rest of the picture. Right now the story of the picture is "Fluttershy looks scared at a forest, but the forest itself does not seem to look scary even a little.

>>10276150
WE KREATED DA FANDUM

>>10276138
Do we really want that?

Have him get the same kind of fans those douchebags have?

LK IS OURSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Would you ride on Celestia through the equestrian countryside?

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>>10276144
>nah, he said he didn't want to.
b-but I want to see him dunk on LMJ

>>10276165
;____;

>>10276164
Not with that harness.
That's just wrong

>>10276164
Oh, oh my

>>10276118
the same time i became a woman
>>10276145
tfw
>>10276153
ah alright. that was the intention but I guess i didn't make it dark enough. thanks

>>10276165
Dunking on LMJ is too easy and not really rewarding.

>>10276169
what if she insits?

>>10276178
She wouldn't, she's a princess.

>>10276145
ew.
bigsislestia is superior.

>>10276164
Anon would just mock me and post Freud.

>>10276181
So, what if she orders you to

>>10276187
She wouldn't, she's a princess.

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>>10276164
>"riding" celestia bareback

>>10276188
But that's exactly why she would order you to, chucklenuts.

>>10276182
Twilight pls

Mentorlestia is bestlestia.

Bestia.

>>10276193
Holy fuck that face

>>10276199
Bestiality

>>10276204
Whats wrong with it?

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>>10276209
It pierces souls

>>10276208
Should have seen that coming.

That's what she said.

little sis luna > big sis celestia

>>10276217
S-She did?

>>10276209
Not sure, maybe it's too expressive.

>>10276219
Princess Luna > Big Sis Luna
Princess Celestia > Bis Sis Celestia

>>10276220
I wouldn't say she's a bitch. And that's not a good enough picture to determine ugly.

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>>10276215
>MLPFIM Game
>Celestia is pissed at you
>Boss Battle

I would feel so hard.
I would feel even harder if
>You somehow manage to defeat her.
>She clearly hates you even more as she tries to stand back up and you leave.

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>>10276219
little sis sweetie > little sis luna

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>>10276249

>>10276221
psh no

She was too busy getting her throat fucked.

By my dick.

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>>10276255

>>10276253
Little sister Scootaloo > all

>>10276233
>>10276244
>>10276249
>>10276255
>>10276265
Why is this happening again?

This happened, like, yesterday. I doesn't need to happen again.

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>>10276220
>ugly

>>10276271
That's what she said

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>>10276270
no way man

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>>10276270
>Not daughterloo

>>10276273
Nigga, my standards are low but, come on...

>>10276270
Nigga please

Adopted daughter Sctooaloo > your shitty ship

>>10276282
>not youngadultloo
>not going to a greasy burger joint at 2 am

>>10276220
That's not MT

She's not blowing a shark.

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>>10276219
>not wanting a caring older sister with a body to die for
nigga you crazy
then again I like older women so I'm biased

>>10276271
Someone thinks they are beign funny spammign it every day

spoilers: its not funny to oversaturate humour like your on Leddit

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>>10276260
I bet you can put a lot of dick and that long throat

>>10276302
What the hell is wrong with your typing?

>>10276294
>ditching class at lunch-break to go do something fun

>>10276271
We have three prescriptions of daily doses, keep up with them anon.

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>>10276282
>>10276290
Is she for none sexual?

>>10276219
>that story will never be done

>>10276314
I regret being too much of a square to ever ditch a class.

>>10276314
>sharing a cigarette out by the dumpsters
>listening to her poking fun at you constantly peering around out of fear that you'll get caught
>feeling her giving you a lighthearted slap on the back when you burst into a coughing fit

>>10276320
Not if I have anything to say about it.

>Scoots comes home from school
>with a boy
>"okay dad, just calm down, we're just studying"
>meanwhile, anon has already figured out exactly where he's going to dump the boy's body if he ever touches his princess

Or something, shit I don't know

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>>10276314
Once I ditched my first 2 classes to go play DDR at the downtown arcade.


Those were the days

>>10276342
this sounds more like Babs to me.

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>When a crown is stolen from the Crystal Empire, Twilight Sparkle pursues the thief into an alternate world where she transforms into a teenage girl who must survive her biggest challenge yet… high school. With help from her new friends who remind her of Ponyville’s Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy, she embarks upon a quest to find the crown and change the destiny of these two parallel worlds.

You want me to take my dick out again?!

>>10276359
Extended synopsis? Source?
Also that's just as retarded as the non-extended one.

>>10276364
http://cineplex.com/Movies/MovieDetails/My-Little-Pony-Equestria-Girls.aspx?date=2013-06-16

>>10276359
You're so slow that i'm going to wait until the next thread to post my Slowpoke.jpg reaction image out of empathy for how fucking slow you are.

>>10276345
>princess
>not angel

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>>10276369
wait, I got a new slowpoke today

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>>10276361
I just want to look at it! I promise!
I think there's something wrong with mines!

>>10276369
Heh, I wish someone capped the guy from here who waited a year to post a slowpoke.

>>10276314
>>10276353
>tfw ditched an entire year

>>10276359
>where she transforms into a teenage girl who must survive her biggest challenge yet
STARRING ROB SCHNEIDER
RATED PG-13

>>10276358
it seems like they'd be pretty similar in a lot of ways
how would you characterize them?

>>10276374
If you raped a slowpoke, would it only orgasm 15 hours after the fact?

Yeah I went there

>>10276372
Angels can fly.

>>10276345
>>10276372
have you already forgotten what it's like to have a sex-drive?

>Quick Reply Personas

The fuck is that?

>>10276388
that's gross anon

>>10276386
Babs is what Scoots would be if she hadn't made friends with Sweetie and AB and also lived in the inner city.

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>>10276402
And Dash is exactly the same as Gilda, right

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IM PLAYING BLACK OPS ON MY BROTHERS XBOX LIVE ACCOUNT

RATE MY PLEBNESS

>>10276384
I remember the time when I ditched class with a buddy of mine who "borrowed" his older brother's car, drivers license and glasses (which made them look almsot identical) and went for a ride, had an improvised barbecue and got some booze.
We were 15/16 at the time.
THOSE were days man ;_;

>>10276398
No, it's actually -because- I know what it's like to have a sex drive that I want to kill that little motherfucker before he ever sets hands on my daughter.

I know what the little cunt is thinking.

>>10276402
but Babs has a good side too

>>10276413
ultrapleb/10

>>10276384
>tfw wanting to ditch my entire studies
>but my parents would murder me

>>10276416
Those days are over. Now are the days of tumblr and watching anime at home.

>>10276417
And your daughter is some pure maiden who would never want to do anything of her own volition?
Don't delude yourself, she wants it just as bad.

>>10276420
Yeah but Babs' good side, while chubbier, isn't as prominent as Scoots'.

>>10276433
She doesn't know what she wants, she's just a kid.

I'm not going to let her destroy her life just because she wanted a boy to like her.

>>10276429
My bro has already ditched his studies 3 or 4 times, so once for me isn't a big deal. Thankfully he's still perfected various skills doing so.

>>10276430
Or drawing ponies.
I met that buddy a few months ago when I was back in my home town and we and a buch of guys got from school got together for one evening and he eneded the evevning with vomiting into a church garden.
We're 23 now, but I'm glad that we can still relive the old days from time to time

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>>10276204

sorry that comic is just one in a long line of things I need to finish. I am bouncing pony drawfagging with non-pony drawan obligations.

but I have time for a quick horse. What horse?

>>10276460
Draw an older Babs

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>>10276455
>lasting friendships
You lucky man

>>10276460
West Side Story Babs.

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>>10276460
cute horse

>>10276453
I'm already more than 3 years into them and doing rather well so they definitely wouldnt understand it
I wish I would have either discovered art way earlier or not at all. It just reminds me everyday how the thing I'm doing now isn't something I enjoy

>>10276471
He's just one of three, but I'm lucky indeed.

>>10276433
>>10276449

if all daughters are perfect little innocent angels that would never have sex how come sons are expected to have had sex with girls in their teenage years

>>10276460
>non-pony drawan obligations
show. or at least tell us.

>>10276460
Do you upload your non pony stuff anywhere?

>>10276438
so how would you make them seem distinct if you were trying to make >feels about them?

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>>10276484
SLUTS

>>10276487
>>10276488
wasn't he in ART SKOOL?

>>10276490
Scoots is just a skater, Babs is the smoker/potential gang member

>>10276484
They have sex with older females, preferably authority figures like teachers perhaps even a mother.

>>10276484
She can want to have sex all she wants, but if I'm her father I will forbid it until she's 18 because it's a bad fucking idea.

>>10276449
She'll find a way whether you want her to or not.
She's not a little girl anymore, Anon. She's her own person. Trying to force her to behave will only make her want to resist more.

It would be better to teach her to be safe and use protection when she's absolutely sure she wants it.

>>10276478
>I'm already more than 3 years into them and doing rather well so they definitely wouldnt understand it
Exact same here
I ended it all at my 4th year and want to enter an art school now. Although, this was rather painful to realize. I had panic attacks and could barely continue my studies. It took me months after I stopped to realize I could continue in art and for my parents to support me.

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>daughters
>pure

And yet this horse's talent revolves around the D

>>10276514
It's actually completely normal but you're welcome to be American all you want.

>>10276517
Anon, teen pregnancy isn't the kind of mistake that one learns from, it's the kind of mistake that ruins one's life. I will not let my daughter find that out the hard way.

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>>10276359
>yfw this is the villain

"A Crystal Crown? I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!"

>>10276517
Fuck that. If she dares to defy me, I'm going to destroy her grotto.

>>10276532
CONFOUND THEM!

>>10276522
Lucky you. I'm in my third year right now and I would like to go to art school, but I am broke and actually in debt and both my parents and every family member on this continent is.

>>10276530
Did you read a single word of what I said?
It doesn't matter if you "let" her do it or not. When she wants to have sex, she'll disobey you and do it anyways. If you don't want her to get pregnant, you need to teach her about safe sex. Being a tyrant isn't going to make her obedient, it's going to make her lash back against you.

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Hey Anonymous, watcha reading?

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>>10276535
DOOOVER BOYS

I don't like horses at all

>>10276530
That's exactly why it would happen, you keep her in the dark trying to protect precious feelings, she's gonna fuck someone sooner or later either way unless you lock her in your basement for the entirety of those 18 years; and without knowing anything about sex, she'll probably get pregnant. Instead, if you educate her early on and don't try to spite her into fucking some random guy at the first opportunity she gets you can actually help her avoid getting pregnant.

>>10276548
Her name is Nympha, Princess of the Changelings, and not QUITE an OC, since if you follow the headcanon I'm proposing here, the Cadance Twilight rescued and Shining Armor married was Nympha all along.

It always puzzled the heck out of me that the changeling queen, a creature that lives exclusively through deception, would so blatantly announce her goals as soon as her ruse has been called, and that's not even touching on how Twilight was even starting to believe she was wrong about Chrysalis until she trapped her with Cadance.

So what if the trapped Cadance was also a changeling? Sure, she knew the Nursery rhyme that Cadance taught Twilight, but the first thing Twilight did in front of Chrysalis was that entire nursery rhyme, with full dance routine attached. How hard would it have been to pass that along to Nympha once Chrysalis decided her cover had been blown and that a fallback plan was needed?

Now the obvious question left over is how Nympha managed to do the whole love recharge thing for Shining Armor, in order to blow away the other changelings, if she wasn't the real Cadance? Well, I have a whole multichapter epic still spinning in my head to address that issue, but the short answer is; she may not be the real Cadance, but she really DID fall in love with Shining Armor.

Of course this still leaves the obvious question of "where the fuck is Cadance then!?" It also has an obvious answer when you consider that Changelings feed on love, and Cadance's talent is specifically creating love. I think she might wind up getting her name changed to Cornucopia.

>>10276524
>Nightmare Cadence's powers revolve around inspiring lust rather than love
>Easy victory if she ever goes up against the Main Six, just magic them into an un-ignorable heat and watch them fuck each other into a catatonic stupor

I don't like humans at all

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntgep-nk-ss

>>10276522
I just can't bring myself to tell my parents how I don't want to do this anymore. They would be so disappointed, I dont think I could take it. It's either to just put up with this shit.

>>10276504
basically this yes. My word of advice to anonymous is to not be a retard and apply to one of the best schools in the world with a 1/20 acceptance rate and then do everything the night before. Although honestly, I did pretty well and was only missing a few points.

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>>10276548
NOT NOW PINKIE

>>10276588
AJ

AJ pls

Are those freckles or do you have the Pony Pox.

>>10276588
AT FIRST WE THOUGHT RARARA WAS SO VERY VERY SWEET

Large
Sweaty
Glasses of Lemonade

>>10276556
>>10276547
I'll educate her about sex, but I'll also impress upon her how bad of an idea it is to get pregnant at her age and that the only foolproof way of avoiding it is abstinence.

Condoms do break, pills do fail, I refuse to take that chance with my daughter.

>>10276460
any update on requests or animation?

>you will never go to art school

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>>10276561
No anon

bad anon

>>10276567
Well, it's either you tell them or you stay in this awkward state until you can't bear it anymore (or maybe you'll manage to overcome it. I couldn't).

Why do you cancerous fuckers ruin everything you touch?

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>>10276646
Yes she is

>>10276646
I'd get that pussy wet if you get my meaning

>>10276572
What was the school?

>>10276618
>I refuse to take that chance with my daughter.
how many times do I have to tell you
it's not your body
it's not your decision
you can teach her well, but in the end you're just going to have to trust her to use her own good judgment

>>10276652
If I throw a yarn at her, would Twilight play with it?

Spike dog porn where

>some people on MLPG have children

I'm scared

>>10276618
it's not your call
if you really do care, don't scare her and make her feel insecure, teach her how to be safe.

>>10276668
I have two kids.

>>10276682
He means humans, not goats

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>>10276590
HEY! HEEEEY! HEY! TWILIGHT! HEY!

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>>10276666
Go fuck your own dog, Hitler!

Humanity took a very wrong turn somewhere in history if rape is shunned by society.
I mean honestly, who doesn't like sex?

>>10276703
>>>/pol/

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>>10276695
NO PINKIE

>>10276642
Why does life have to be so hard sometimes? ;_;

>>10276703
Its like the word rape shouldn't even exist
Why not call it surprise sex?

>>10276699
Hitler didn't fuck his dog. I guess you're just like him then

>>10276680
I'm not scaring her, I'm equipping her.

>>10276659
She doesn't have good judgement. She lacks the life experience.

>>10276708
But rape is one of this boards' most important catch word

>>10276723
I got feelings for that Female Dash.

So how's everyone liking the new draw prompt?

>>10276730
What is it again?

>>10276723
>necks aside, I'd wreck that normal Dash

>>10276730
IT'S TERRIBLE
IT SUCKS
I HATE IT
what is it?

>Reading today's cracked articles
>Get to the last entry
>http://www.cracked.com/article_20405_6-mind-blowing-pop-culture-questions-answered-by-super-fans_p2.html

Please kill me

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>>10276712
I know right
Good luck, man

>>10276736
Action pones. Atleast 3 different dynamic poses of any pony.

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>>10276710
BUT LOOKIT!

HEEEEEY!

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>>10276737
>necks you say?

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>>10276744
>reading cracked

>>10276749
You're really training the drawfags, aren't you?

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Would you

>>10276724
>" - 32 year old grandfather was quoted as saying.

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>>10276652
>>10276653

>>10276744
>one of those "prothers", as we like to call them
Pfft

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>>10276744
>cracked

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>>10276750
OKAY FINE
WHAT NOW PINKIE

>>10276760
Haha no what are you talking about of course not haha

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>>10276761
No

>>10276744
>For starters, none of the "physical impossibilities" involve human/horse romance, which is what we're always afraid we're going to see when pony fandom is involved.

Ok, I laughed

GROSS

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>>10276778
I...I got you a present...

>>10276797
WHAT
YOU WANTED TO SEE IT
THATS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

GROW UP

>>10276792
someone should show that man the research done into calculating average marshmallow pony penis size

http://24.media.tumblr.com/0b628062b267bfe8737916064a579780/tumblr_mm5pmbIw8j1s1wjh2o1_1280.png

>>10276836
>TS signature

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ded

>>10276836
There's nothing appealing about this picture

>>10276836
That is just awful.

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Reminder that this alpha motherfucker is wrecking Derpy's glorious MILFy ass.

>>10276861
Godspeed

>>10276062
>>10276064
>>10276066

Just making it even.

>>10276861
SOME POSTMAN
IS GROOVING

>>10276840
Twilight has been practicing her porn.

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>>10276861
Implying any pony would knock up such an ugly pony never mind AFTER she had a child.

>>10276782
that's it
I give up

>>10276861
not in MY headcanon!

>>10276062
wut

>>10276892
You pick that pen right the fuck up and you don't stop drawing till I fucking tell you to

>>10276893
What's your headcanon?

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>>10276861
>wrecking
>Not going postal.

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>>10276903

>>10276903
COME ON

>>10276911

>6AY

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>>10276861
Don't know who that is, but he looks cute with Derpy.