so how about that comic?old horse: >>10246115
if Rarara was a real-world human, what would her name be?and don't say Rarity, because no-one would inflict that upon their kid. and come to think of it, don't say slut, either.
>>10249667I bet there are real people named Rarity right now
>>10249667>implying there aren't bronies out there naming their children Rarity right now
>>10249599God damn it Apple
>>10249667the only two female r names i can think of are rachel and rebecca
This is what I mentioned before>I made this two years agowhat am I doing with my life
>>10249674and there're people called Moonflower, too. LSD's a helluva drug.
>>10249667You're really naive
>>10249667Jessica or Charlotte.
>>10249682>old milkmen spirtuals
I'm gonna tackle Nightmarity at some point real soon. If you know what I mean
>>10249712your thinking of drawing nightmairty?SURE FRIEND
>>10249717NOBODY WHYNO EVERYONE WILL BE RAPED
Come to bed anon. Room for one more...
>>10249725Bit I just got out of the bed and wanted to spend all day long drawing
>>10249717We Will Lauren now?We Will Lauren now.
Rarity>Felicity>Rachel>Tabitha>TatianaApplejack>Ashley>Jill (Jack)>KittyDash>Danielle (Danny)>Avril>April
>>10249725are there more pics of pinkie sleeping with the cakes?
>>10249667Lily, Patricia, Naomi or Charlotte.
>>10249738I Would Lauren
>>10249742That's all I got but heres another sleeping panka.
>>10249667I like to think of her as Rochelle.
>>10249750>From the Latin name Patricius, which meant "nobleman"Hm Patricia would be a good name for Rairty...
>>10249725Wouldn't that be awkward?A large (assumably) 6ft+ human laying in bed with three other ponies?I require a california king size bed, pinkie, I ain't no horse.although I really want to be
>>10249800>Twilight>not MinevraCome on anon
>>10249800>Pinkie>anything but Diane
>>10249742>pinkie sleeping with the cakes
>>10249817That's her second name
>>10249764I want to curl up with her and wrap my arms around her. Have her snuggle into my chest as we sleep.
>>10249825I got more
>>10249733>Rosalie Bell>her little sister's name is Cecelia, but mom and dad call her Sweetie>Mother's name is Pearl>Her dad is Maurice Bell, better known from his football days as "Magnum.">"Cuz if you had that ball, I'd-a hitcha like a SHOT! POW!"
is nightmare rarity hotter than regular rarity?
>>10249850yesevil is sexy
>>10249839I really want to nap with Dash.
>>10249850Once you go black, and if you only have 5 elements of harmony available, you never go back.
>>10249855why are all the evil characters so sexyChrysalis, evil Cadance, NMM, all of them are obscenely sexy
>>10249876Do you also have a femdom fetish, Anon?
>>10249887A little bit>>10249877Crazy ponies are sexy, too
>>10249876>getting me started on sexy villains in mediaOh shit, nigga. Why'd you do dat?
>>10249800>>10249812>Twilight>not calling her Sandhyahttp://www.behindthename.com/name/sandhya
>>10249894 >crazyhow rude!
>>10249872>Gwyn>not Gwenit's a SNAP.
>>10249877i want to cuddle with rainbow dash
>>10249908No not unf
>>10249908All of seen of this pony is that one edgy picIt was pretty hot, though
>>10249876>why are all the evil characters so sexyCould it be that you enjoy being dominated, Anon?
>>10249904desi Twilight = best Twilight.
>>10249923Yeah, nah.ur a faget
>>10249908>that cutie markI thought that was a tumor on her leg for a second.
>>10249923umI think so
>>10249908That's a questionably masculine snout on that pony.
>>10249936You're over thinking it.
My little pony > your little pony
>>10249956>studyingI wish I was in collage
>>10249956I don't go to college, pinkie.I'm a NEET HS drop out.
>>10249954Just an observation. Might be the style, or angle.
>>10249956S-Shut up, Pinkie! I have a week!
Tell me about your last pony dream.
>>10249956>implying i need to studymy finals are easy as sinning.
>>10249972I haven't had a dream in 7 years.
My humanized pony name listTwilight: MinervaRarity: Patricia or GwendolineFluttershy: Clement Applejack: Jackie Pinkie Pie: HeatherRainbow Dash: Iris
Oh christ what am I doing
>>10249972I was married to Twilight.That's really all I remember.
Hm, what if floating boat-city for the draw challenge?
>>10249981If you're making a 'pony crossing' type thing, then godspeed.
>>10249972Something about rararara.
>>10249981>PonyCrossing will never be finished>Dinofag is dead
>>10249972Rarity was helping me get a gf
>>10249968>I clicked itFuck
>>10249995Dinofag isn't actually dead I think
>>10249991>not RIP DeShaun HoltonDYE wigger?
>>10249972I was a pony and a human was fucking me.That's about it.Before that it was me cuddling with fluttershy
>>10249988Well I don't know if by "landscape" Nobody means "scenery".I'm using the AC house as reference for Bon Bon and Lyra's house
>tfw was hugging kitty>tfw it farted>that smellfuck i hugged that one out of it. holy hell it smells.
>>10250013Nobody knows what Nobody knows.
>>10249904>http://www.behindthename.com/name/sandhyaAre you >impying that Twilight is a dot-dot?
>>10250021>Implying you wouldn't want to learn how to make curry, palak paneer or pav bhaji with her.
>>10250022you beefed it
Does someone remember the name of that artist who drew comics in a similar style to niban-destikin?x-plosion or something like that, but I can't remember the correct name for the hell of it
>>10250022I don't believe you
>>10249978You constantly dream when sleeping, not having memory of dreams is a sign of stress or other straining mental problems.>>10249972I dreamed I was watching the pilot of season 4.Nothing special.
>>10250037I was thinking of redrawing this.
Why aren't you a pet yet, mlpg?Scoots is a pet
>>10250034I had curry once, made by white people. It was good.Then I had curry made by native Indians while I was house-painting with my uncle. It tasted like dog vomit.Good enuff for me.
>>10250021yup.>she makes you a family-recipe curry>"yeah, well, you should try it when my mom makes it. you should come over. there's a cricket match on soon, it'll be fun. well, no it won't, actually, cricket's boring as anything, but you know what i mean and now i'm babbling so i'll shut up."
>>10250061It's only 2 hours in and yes, yes I have
hm, what else would be on a floating city boat?I'm going to add the other buildings, but what would help spice up the concept?I'm going to make sure I get this one done
>>10250069no sir I don't like it
>>10250098what if giant, grandoise, greenhouse park?
>>10250076>her mom keeps pestering her about when she's going to get married like her brother
>>10250072Once the coffee kicks in.
>>10250099I want to be a pet with you
>>10250105draw something that wouldn't be out of place in a Jules Verne book. draw a self-contained Amazon rainforest, overrun by plants both domestic and foreign. like the raptor pit in Jurassic Park.
>you will never wake up with a sleeping filly in your arms
If I met a girl named Rarity I would be kinda turned on..
>>10250110>her mother takes you aside and begs you to marry her "because her biological clock is ticking and she is taking too long finding a good husband. i am getting desperate for grandchildren.">her father then takes you aside because he'd "like to apologize for my wife's behavior. she has not adapted to America as well as i have. but please, marry my daughter."
>You will never be attractive
>>10250122I thrash and move about while I sleep, I'd probably wake up with her pressed into the mattress under me.
>>10250134What if she was fat?Like, gross fat? Pig fat?
>>10250144Or worse yet; American.
>>10250141I'm cute as fuck, get dunked.
>>10250150Or worse yet; Canadian
>>10250150Rarity's posh American. a Britophile, perhaps, but American.
>>10250143"Grrd mrrnrrng, Rrnrrn!"
>>10250161finland please goyou're not even the right fatherland
>>10250144Let's just say I'd be biased if I had to choose between two girls and one was named Rarity.
>>10250160"Mornin' Sweets">"Arrr yrr grrnrr grrt urrmph?""Probably not for another ho->It's a school/work day"you get off easy this time Sweetie"
>>10250119I guess I'll just scrap it then.Speaking of Jurassic park, would you believe I had a friend who had never seen it before?
>>10250177you can either have a 7/10 named Rarity or a 9/10.
Would you break into pony's house, sneak into their room, slip into their bed and give them a hug while they sleep?
>>10250191No, pone would be scared shitless.
>>10250156Canada>USI'm not either so it doesn't bother me.>>10250158Not talking about pony Rarity anyway.>>10250175Don't talk to Finland like that.
>>10250187But anon, I don't even know what I find attractive anymore..
>>10250161>staff sgt johnson
>>10250191I'd rather give pony a big hug before tucking them into bed and reading a story to them.
>>10250197I DEMAND YOU LOT POST PICTURES OF PONE GETTING SCARED
>>10250204well then you've got a serious problem. you should start thinking about that.
>>10250191No, I'm too beta..
Can someoee help me? I need a reference pic, frontal view of a female bending over, hands resting on her knees... you'd expect that there are shittons of cleavage shots like that but I'm either too stupid to find them or there arent
>>10250214Now look, you've startled the pony.
>>10250215I've got more than one... Oh god! Where did it all go so wrong?
>>10250247Those boobs are too small.
Your favorite pony is a weeaboo
>>10250255no prob>>10250259that's the delicious ironyuse this if those are too small
>>10250261>12 out of 13>You scored better than 85% of the public, below 7% and the same as 8%.Twilight would be proud of me
>>10250261I got 12/13I'm assuming I got the one wrong about the earths plates continuing to move in the future.Technically they are going to stop moving eventually.
>>10250268I'm not surprised.
>>10250261>13 out of 13Wow I feel pretty smart for oncemore likely it was just really easy
>>10250279>not a perfect score>Twilight would be prouddyewts?
>>10250261>you scored better than 93% of the publicAre you kidding me? Those results have to be faked
>>10250280Still better than most of the randomly selected 'Muricans.What surprised me most was that 50% of the college grads thought that atoms were smaller than electrons.Getting 12/13 or 13/13 isn't hard at all, really simple quiz.
What, Ctrl+I doesn't open quick reply anymore?Also post Marker Pony, for some reason I only have crappy pictures drawn by me.
>>10250279Where did you mess up, Anon?
>>10250261that was ridiculously easy, I also got 12/13
>>10250297It's shift+I nasse
>>10250292You have a lot of fate in most humans
>>10250261Only 58% of college graduates got the question about lasers correct.That's pretty sad since it's a true/false question meaning there's a 50% chance to get it right
>>10250297It opens just fine for me when I press I, no CTRL or Shift required.
>>1025026113 out of 13 and some of the questions only had a most correct answer.
quick, give me a pony
>>10250303Yes, that's what I was supposed to write, it doesn't work for me.
>>10250308"But it sounded cool, therefore I thought it was right. Soundwaves bre'h."
>>10250312TwilightYou better give her back when you're done
>>10250261>http://www.pewresearch.org/quiz/science-knowledge/Seriously? This is supposed to be difficult? 13/13 and it took about 40seconds to complete. If I scored better than 93% of people... well, I just lost a little faith in humanity.
>>10250308I don't even know where people would be coming from with soundwaves making lasers, they're light.
>>10250292Huh. I got the exact same score. Weird.
>>10250315Did you check your keybindings in the 4chan x menu?Also, this Anon is right >>10250309 , you don't need shift or ctrlQuality of browsing increased
you guys like pokey pierce right
>>10250308I guess they're including arts and history grads and the like, so its not like people are going through science degrees without knowing this shit, but still
>>10250326>updated 4chan X>it's now q
>>10250330>hopsLay it on me
>>10250333>not importing your older settingsIt's your own fault
Good morning, MLPG!
>>10250261>13/13 Correct>You scored better than 93% of the public and the same as 7%.Sweet. Too bad Twilight isn't my favorite pony.
>>10250324Best you can get is 13/13 which is currently achieved by 7%. So its no surprise you got the same score as him
How long have you been in this thread anyway... Tell ya what, let's get some exercise... I need to stretch my wings. While I'm gone, why don't you guys roll for pushups? I'll even cut you a break - if the number is too high for you to do the pushups, it can be jumping jacks instead.Okay, ready? Go-
>>10250261this has to be a joke right?Like a feel-good quiz to make you feel smart?
>>10250349>rolling>in MLPGHow about no?
>>10250352Or Americans are just idiots.
>>10250352Its got to be the questions aren't even high school tier.
>>10250349How about, no?>>10250352Nope, it's the exact same questions they randomly selected 1006 American citizens to answer. It's just to test basic knowledge.
>>10250261Now I want something like that with actually difficult questions to see where between 1-7% I lie
>>10250338http://i.imgur.com/oE2XLWl.pngwatch out, it's homoponestill trying to figure out whether or not i want to post this on tumblr probably not
>>1025026110/13Fuck I knew it was nitrogen
>>10250369>probably notWhy not? It's pretty well drawn and I normally dont even like gay stuff
>>10250361>>10250352>>10250332>>10250308>>10250321>>10250362America's education system is kind of imploded, remember? Like, I wouldn't be surprised if our schools/education infrastructure were some of the worst in the world.
>>10250369>two dicks one holeI love this
>>10250369I'll be in my bunk.
>>10250323Actually, there are experiments with lasers that work with sound waves, so technically it's not 100% correct to say that no lasers use soundwaves, but what you generally mean when saying laser; those don't have anything to do with sound waves.
>>10250261>Only 31% of college graduates know what the atmosphere is made ofHoly shitThat's pathetic>>10250376You're patheticIf you got less than a perfect score you're pathetic
>>10250378I'm wondering if it would be worth it to move over to Murrica after I'm done with my studies. Here I'm maybe in the top 5% or so, but if that statistic is represantative at all I probably wouldn't even have to try hard in America.
Hey, why didn't you chumps get off your butts and exercise? Have you even been physically active today? At all?I worry about you MLPG.
Statistics show that the average horse fucker is smarter than the average american.Amazing
>>10250376>AppleDan confirmed for scientifically illiterateAnd the world spins on.Or does it? Who knows.
>>10250398>Only 31% of college graduates know what the atmosphere is made of>Only 31% of college graduates>college graduates
>>1025026112/13>>10250376I second guessed myself at the lest second and put Hydrogen. Serves me right for not sticking with my gut.
>>10250398I'm not a native speaker and I half-guessed the last question about fracking, I got it right though. Point is, 12/13 is acceptable still, questions have some inaccuracies. Anything below that is rather awful though.
>>10250377because every time i post anything pony related i get a wave of messages demanding more from tumblr broniesand then i get a bunch of pissy anons when i dont give them more
>>10250398>>10250261>Only 20% of the population got it right>There's only 4 options>Americans are dumber than chance
>>10250416I fucked up on fracking too, it sounded like a coal kind thing.
>>10250405Everyone's too busy stroking their IQ dick
>>10250405I exercise every day, I love being outside.
>>10250416Well, hydrogen is the most common gas in the universe - at least you didnt pick CO2 or oxygen
>>10250422Oh, okay. It's pretty reasonable to not post it then if you don't want to deal with them
>>10250431Eh, it even says at the top this is based on a simple random sample of 1006 people, so I can always hold out hope on that chance chose idiots.
>>10250261We are the 7%
>>10250422UnderstandableI'd always appreciate more well done pony porn though
>>10250279>>10250280>>10250301>>10250376>>10250416You're all disgustingYou're not allowed into Equestria>>10250457>ImplyingHe should have at least known that Hydrogen is flammableThat should rule it out for anyone without rocks for brains
>>10250376>Namefag gets the lowest reported scoreNot surprised
>>10250470My brain doesn't work that way so early in the morning, so I stuck with what sounded right. Once again, serves me right for second guessing myself.
>>10250422Make a sub-tumblr that you just dump your pony stuff onto. They can watch that and shut the hell up otherwise.
>>10250318you can have her back now, I'm done with her. She wanted to snuggle or something gay like that
>>10250470But I'm tired, and like I said the earth's plates will stop moving eventually.I thought it was a trick question or something.
>>10250480>>10250470>>10250398>>10250410Get wrecked buttlicks! All this goddamn science bollocks at 3 in the morning.Someone find me a fucking American History test.
>>10250508>trick questions>in a test aimed at Americans
>>10250508>and will continue to move in the future.>Future>Not forever>>10250508>>10250492>Using the tired defense
>>10250470>muh scienceIf ever get to equestria I'm gonna kill you.Horse meat is delicious when prepared properly.Then I'll do the Chaos Dunk
>>10250403>127I beefed some because of my english skillsI also had 5 minutes left so maybe I should have spent more time actually thinking
>>10250508They'll still move in the future, they're moving right now. You don't need to rationalize your result.>>10250531It's ok anon, not everyone can be a genius like me.
>>10250261Check the demographic data. Men really ARE smarter.
>>10250530>implying my little ponies aren't made of marshmellowenjoy your terrible, saccharine steak, nigger.
>>10250403I'm not gonna do thatI am going to brag about my IQ test I got when I was 10 thoughGeneral: 137Verbal-Linguistic: 154Totally useless because I'm the typical unmotivated smart ass
>>10250542Then I'll make smores with their hide.
>>10250524which one was that again?
>>10250515No takers?Not surprised
>>10250515>american>historyoh you silly yanks
>>10250261>1006 intervieweeI wish they would do those with a bigger sample size.
>>10250546I've become unmotivated in that sense over the years, I used to be the usual "meh-kid" that would get good grades without really trying that much.After I inherited a shit-ton of cash from my great-grandmother I stopped giving a shit and now spend my days on my ass browsing 4chan.>>10250570Americans don't have any history to speak of.
>>10250578>not knowing anything about 5th largest countryoh you silly everyone else
>>10250550Rip Riley pls.
>>10250570>>10250515Isn't american history all about killing and enslaving anyone with a different skin color though?
>>10250564One of the pegasus twins.The one with the bow.
>>10250564The one on the left
>>10250589>Isn't [country] history all about killing and enslaving anyone with a different skin color though?Welcome to the Middle Ages
Gimme all your boops
>>10250517>>10250403144I should try again when I haven't been awake for 24 hours.
>>10250605But I mean a quiz on american history is like a bible quiz, you always go with the rape and violence option.
>>10250613You can be serious
>>10250591>>10250604ok, give me a few though, I need to fix a plumbing issue real quick
>>10250604i really like this artists style
>>10250403>>10250610fuck, I meant to link to this.I need sleep. Goodnight mlpg.
>>10250620Initally I really disliked it but I got used to it
>>10250584>5th largestBut It's the 3rd largest by populationAnd I doubt you know much of Chinese or Indian historyUnless you mean land sizeAnd still it's 4thUnless you count Antarctica, but you can't because it's a not a countryUnless you count territories. That would put Australia ahead of you.And I really doubt you know much Australian history
>>10250261>frackingfuck you faggot how was I supposed to know I'm not even natively english>not perfect>not good eonugh for TwilightAHHH
>>10250628>caring about irrelevant countriesthis is murika anon
>>10250638I'm Norwegian and I had no problems with any of it. It's all on you, anon.
>>102506284th or 5th by land mass because of>Alaska>Unless you count Antarctica, but you can't because it's a not a countryLifeless continent, doesn't count.
>>10250638>That imageOh god it's perfect
FEMINAZI STOLE MY ICE CREAM
>>10250649>lifeless continentYou could say the same about North-America according to these results.
>>10250628>australian historySome wankers go to spiderland and kill off all the aborigonies with disease, then leave because it's awful and send convicts there
>>10250465if I am so smart why I can't make pony real?
>>10250668So did you. And you can't into science.
>>10250669that sounds a lot like american history
>>10250669and then the crims lose to a bunch of big birds.
>>10250669I don't think we ever used disease...
>>10250638>I'm not even natively englishBecause it's called fracking or something similar in almost every language which uses latin letters?
>>10250673I sure cant>>10250674It sure sounds a lot like Spanish History>thinking America is anything special in the genocide department
>>10250649>Not counting AlaskaThat actually doesn't change its positionAnd why wouldn't you count it?>Unless you count Antarctica, but you can't because it's a not a country>Lifeless continent, doesn't count.So America is still 4thGood that we can agree
>>10250686Yes, America is 4th or 5th depending on who you askDo you know just how big Alaska is?
>11/13Eat it, faggots.Twilight will still accept being my waifu because I still know enough to pretend I understand her lectures and science puns but I'm not so smart that she would get jealous of my vast, intellectual superiority that was measured through an online quiz.
>>10250682the Spanish didn't kill the natives on purpose though, actually Cortes had an army of 50,000 native americans fighting for him when he conquered the capital city of the Aztec empire and they allowed the aztec and other native nobles to become spanish nobility
>>102506931.7 square kilometersBeing able to use google counts as smart, yes?
>>10250695How do you get less than 13/13? What did you even get wrong?
>>10250695She'll find you out eventually, you ugly fraud.
>>10250695>11/13>Twilight proud of this at allI consider myself a moron but I still got a solid 13/13
>>10250695>Implying getting 13/13 guarantees any kind of science literacyYou're beyond consideration
>>10250695>>10250701>>10250704what is this?
Crisis averted.What exactly am I drawing Flitter doing?
>>1025070112/13 is still okay, I wouldn't necessarily count fracking as basic knowledge.
1. WHAT COLOR IS THIS PONY2. WHY IS SHE SO BEST PONY90% OF AMERICANS FAIL THIS TEST
yuroshits pls gohttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1uqEUREcnqk
>>10250711This thing I posted earlier.>>10250261
>>10250707better than 93%, apparently.
>>10250716Fair enough, but it's current events as fuck.
>>10250695>11/13RUN>>10250697Even if you didnt do it on purpose fucking up your economy by flooding it with aztec gold is retarded
>>10250721Found it13/13Though i had to guess on the last question since i'm not english and never heard the term "fracking" before.
>>10250716>The questions that scored the highest have a very clear link to the media>Fracking is all over the media
>>10250724>better than 93%, apparently.
>>10250733For america maybe, but you have people from Europe in here, too.
>>10250724>top 7% of Americans>Good enough for TwilightShe'd only accept someone that completed a STEM degree at a decent uni
>1% got 0 correctThey can't have made legit attemptsRight?
>>10250726still the spanish colonists weren't assholes like the brits, we actually assimilated the natives and everyone lived hapy for centures until Napoleon fucked us in the ass.
>>10250742Stuck up slattern, I'll just go fuck Applejack.
>>10250738What the actual crap.
>>10250742Twily wouldn't accept anyone
>>10250742Oh please. You just need to be above average to have a chance with her. All you need to do is be interested in gaining knowledge and spend time with her and say she's cute.
>>10250745Or it was one hardcore religious nutjob who refuses to have anything to do with science
>>10250754Being a mime
>>10250754Draw Flitter balancing stacks
>>10250753>Twilight would only ever consider a man stupider than her who she could seem smart in comparison to
>>10250753MaybeShe'd get pissed off after too longIt'd be like dating a 6 year old
>>10250766If you actually were in the pursuit of knowledge not really. Also you could say that since you are from another world you need to learn even the more basic things here.
>>10250778>ImplyingKids want to know everythingAnd they're annoying as fuck
>Implying twilight wouldn't want the strongest of us all and make us fight in some strange depraved tournament to fuck her>all may enter>only one can leave
>>10250785I'm okay with that as long as I'm not forced to finish off my favourite artfags
>>10250783That's because kids don't know what moderation or pacing is.Also you're probably an asshole.
>>10250783Because they are also idiots who don't know when to stop or take a hint. You wouldn't spend time nonstop with Twilight. Also she is in a library. She could help you with a few things but most of the time you would be reading books on your own
>>10250771If only we had a pony who was an intellectual only for the purpose of being better than everyone else. You'd go perfect with them.
that quiz is stupid. there's no way I would've gotten the right answer for antibiotics or sunscreen questions if it weren't for the retarded alternatives, and I actually guessed right on the fracking oneshould have far more options to choose from, even idiots like me can get 12/13
Thank god Australia's getting Gonski
>>10250785>implying Twilight does this>implying that isn't Luna's bag
>>10250799I hear it's a conski.....Fuck.
>>10250798>there's no way I would've gotten the right answer for antibiotics or sunscreen questionsHold on there sugarcube, the antibiotic one was iffy but it's common knowledge that the sun gives off UV rays that are blocked by sunscreen.
>>10250797Most likely. Still, learn some self-irony.
>>10250759do I look like ross to you?>>10250761stacks of what?
>>10250809I wasn't that guy though
>>10250813WELL YOU KNOW ROSS DOESN'T HAVE MONOPOLY OVER MIMES. WHAT IF I LIKE MIMES AND JUST WANTED TO SEE A PONY AS A MIME DOING SOMETHING SILLY TO LAUGH AT IT. THOUGHT OF THAT? HUH? HUH? HUH?HUH?
>>10250823nobody laughs at mimes
>>10250807I didn't knowI knew it couldn't be x-rays or my dentist would've oiled me up when he scanned my teeth and I know radiowaves are all over the place anyways, so I just guessed out of the remaining two options
>>10250818How would I know.
Sometimes I regret not going out into /mlp/ because I miss stuff like this.Sometimes.
>>10250801>implying since she ever saw that one anon hunting another animal and seeing appledan fight Tex for applejack she hasn't had a lust for human fighting and depravity
>>10249638second arc is kinda reading like a bad fanfic or at least the parts with Luna in themno really Luna becoming popular is the worst thing to ever happen to this fandom
>>10250830that guys looks like a fucking ped/rapist
>>10250830why do these people have to exist and enjoy the same things as me
>>10250827>I know radiowaves are all overThank god you knew thatwasn't one of the answer choices gamma rays?
I PROPOSE THAT PEOPLE SHOULD ONLY BE ABLE TO VOTE IN ELECTIONS IF THEY CAN BE SHOWN TO HAVE SATISFACTORY KNOWLEDGE ABOUT THE TOPICS AT HANDHell in the age of the internet we should be able to have referendums every week
>>10250807>>10250827>>10250838It's actually a trick question because every answer is radiowaves
>>10250838I don't think sobut I know those are pretty dangerous too! I'm smrat
>>10250847Way to disappoint me, Anon. I instantly switched tabs and refreshed my dashboard but the only thing are the two fluttershy pics he has uploaded hours ago
>>10250841That's a good joke, but that'll never happen
>>10250860HOURS AGO!!!ONEONEprevious update were once per 2 months!!!!112`2`
>>10250869I'm still wondering if he just doesn't upload all the stuff he draws or if he sold his soul to improve that fast without drawing a lot
>>10250669>Be Australian>That's totally accurateI'm a convict who draws the pone. Must be my horse stealing blood speaking to me.
>>10250837to remind you that in joy, there is some pain, and in pain, there is some joy.
>>10250830Thanks for making that collageMy Post looks nice on it."BondageBecause otherwise even a lifeless plushie would try to escape."Hue
i was masturbatingthen i realised i had a bag of gummy candy beside meso i came onto my hand and shoved it in my mouth with a piece of said candyget: candy flavoured semen
>>10250907You may be onto something
Pinkie is fucking hilarious in the comic
>>10250823>>10250819alright alright, I combined the requests, here you go: Flitter Mime balancing invisible pancake stacks
>>10250919What are you talking about? Rarity is the unfest pone
>>10250680Nah, we preferred to just flat out murder the fuck out of them with guns and arsenichttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_massacres_of_Indigenous_Australians
>>10250926>Not wanting to unf inside RarityFaggot, you serious?
>>10250926b-but muh waifu..
Even - liftOdd - drawDoubles - YOU decide
>>10250939Get your nigger sparklez out of this thread.
>>10250932looks like you're lifting
>>10250888That's a very BDSM way to look at it.
>>10250939>not liking all ponies
>>10250949that should tell you something about the nature of the universe.
>>10250954She brings entertainment in the show.But she is one ugly pony.
>>10250923Genius. 10/10 pancakes.
>>10250955Or perhaps only about the nature of human experience.
>>10250956>pony>uglyYou're not going to equestria with that attitude, anon..
>>10250969What sort of emotional reaction channeled through a picture with laughing males is that?
>>10250969my taste > your tasterekd
Are we dead yet?
>>10250983Check your privilege dead scum
>>10250956>Not finding hot, marshmallow plot attractiveYou just might be gay
>>10250983We're always dead
adios MLPG, I shall draw for you again soon
>>10250990Marshmallow is finei just don't like the rest of her
>>10250997Adios, Tan fellow.
>>10251005>Not wanting to masturbate with her mane curls>Not wanting to cum on her cutiemark and make her a blank flank
>>10251015Rarity's mane and cutie mark are both boring
>>10251023Rararafag pls go
>>10251021That is the ugliest GIF I've yet seen.
leaked nightmare rarity themehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1jp0Dxa9tQ>dubstep>all brony music are dubstepfits perfectly
>>10251021>Not wanting to cum in her fake eyelashes so she has to peel them offBe honest, is it because you've never been able to get with that kind of girl before?
>>10251039It's clearly because that Anon is a pedophile.
>>10251030You are the ugliest GIF i've ever seen
>>10251039Fake eyelashes are just badAnd ugly>>10251048I enjoy men, women, girls and boys.
>>10251068What's your favorite pony?
>>10251068Girls and boys don't enjoy you.
>>10251077Rapidly changing between pink and purple>>10251080I know.
Would you kill for your waifu?
>>10251088>Rapidly changing between unkempt autism and nerdCalled it >>10251039
>>10251100I would kill for my Horsebando.
>>10251101Keep dreaming, i've rejected a couple of women like that.
>>10251107Of course you have, anon. Of course you have.
>>10251113Not even close, homeboy.
>>10251043Hey there Beatles posting guy. This is the drunk Anon. How you doin?
>>10251124Why is she so happy, and 2qt
>>10251124Canny?! Really?Oh for christs sake. Fuck you sick german bronies.
>>10251121My word against yours!>>10251135That's my neighborLike, almost to the spots>>10251143Because she just is, anon.
>>10251143because she saw big mac's fat cock
>>10251140Voice of Babs Seed confirmed Matt LeBlanc for S4
>>10251150Go away.Noone likes german bronies.
>>10251158So no-one told you Babs was gonna be this way
>>10251169But i'm not even German
Dinner timeEnjoy dedhorse
>>10251202>tfw no qt McCartney bf
>>10251188I am eating Spaghetti right now. With Cheese-Tomato-SauceSomeone wants to join?!
>tfw I scored the 8/13 from that Science quiz>tfw not a smart pone
>>10251219I'm a more Italian-looking McCartney when it comes to physical features, I can't sing for shit though.>>10251229Sure, I'm having lasagna though.>>10251231It's ok, anon. Want a hug?
>>10251231You're banned from MLPG until you're smart
>>10251231how could you get worse than Appledan
>>10251238>>10251030>You'll never have a witty, spunky tomboy of a daughterWhy doesn't she exist, MLPG?
i'm so glad we have avatar users in the general nowevery step closer to being the /b/read is a step in the right direction!I am being sarcastic.
>>10251252I'm waiting for someone to compile a list of md5s to filter
>>10251252I oppose it, but I'd rather not be that guy who brings up the shitstorm
>>10251247>daughter>not friend/fuck buddy
>>10251231>8/13Okay, I'm seriously interested now: Which ones did you fuck up?
>>10251259>>10251252Oh shit, nyuggah.
>>10251252Makes me wonder why global rule 13 doesn't apply here. It's not like anyone here wants that since /b/read lives on mlpchan now.
>>10251264The shitstorm is here, might as well pick a side.
>>10251266>Not wanting to fuck your daughterGet out
>>10251259It's really a waste of images considering the pictures nor the comments are even close to being on topic.
>senpai will never notice you
>>10251284It'd be nice if we could get some actual moderation in here
>>10251284I'm only avatarfagging because nothing is being discussed, besides it's not like images are a premium at the rate this thread is flowing.I never avatarfag in active threads, that's just idiocy. Get that pole out of your ass.
>>10251292Or you could just not do it at all.
Can someone post that pinkie pie dwarf fortress pic?
>>10251285>tfw the drawfag you look up to will probably never notice you by himself>but you are afraid of being annoying which is why you don't start conversations by yourself
>>10251295Or you could make me? Give me one good reason not to, beside the fact that you dislike me doing so.
>>10251295But that would be respectful and worst of all anonymous behaviorHe couldn't have that
>>10251298>knowyourmemeoh its le epic maymey
>>10251303You should just talk to them, anon. They're probably too busy drawing to notice much.
Stop arguing and look at cute ponies
>>10251304Well, you seem to enjoy being a faggot so I guess that wouldn't be a good enough reason for you.
>>10251311I did once, it was pretty obvious that he wasn't interested in a conversation, at least not at that time
>>10251315Well, you seem to be the kind of person that expect people to listen to them just because you want them to. I'm a rational person, ask me to stop and I most likely will. Just stop being such a dick about it.
>>10251325If you were rational, you wouldn't have been doing it in the first place. Avatarfagging is retarded in and of itself.
>>10251325>Just stop being such a dick about it>4chanYou're a long way from home, faggotling
>>10251304>>>/rules/global/3>"Do not post the following outside of /b/: ...off-topic replies"
So what setting is MLPG going to draw for today?
>>10251303I don't even know any artists really. I just save a bunch of pictures regardless of who actually created them. I mean, knowing the artist really doesn't matter does it? Their work should really speak for itself.
>>10251329Rationalization has nothing to do with me avatarfagging or not, it's not against the rules so I could be doing it all I want and you'd have no say in it. I stopped because you "asked" me to.>>10251331No u.>>10251334What are you doing this very instant?
>>10251337No friggen idea, Anon.
>>10251340What is she laying on?
>>10251343Avatarfagging is literally, directly and unambiguously against the rules.Deal with it.
>>10251340I like talking to people and he also seems like a pretty cool person
>>10251349But it isn't. Not on /mlp/.
>>10251347A body pillow, I guess. Jamming stuff under ponies makes posing them a whole bunch easier.
>>10251334>rules>4chan>implying not half of the people here are unaerage b&
>>10251343Just because it isn't against the rules doesn't mean it's not fucking retarded. At the very least the /b/ spammers were using pony images when they were shitting the place up and you don't even have the courtesy to do that.
>>10251349>Global rule 13 does not apply to /mlp/Dull wit eat.
>>10251351Global rules apply to all boards. That's what 'global' means.
>>10251359>>10251351I still can't understand thatIt's the most defeatist thing moot could have done
>>10251359>>10251351Welp, looks like it's petition time.Anyone have moot's home address? I want to send him a death threat written in anthrax.
>guy avatarfags>states several times that he will stop if asked politely>everyone calls him a faggot>he continues his business
>>10251372It was meant as an incentive for /b/read to move over here, but now that they're offsite it makes no sense. It'll likely still stay unless it starts causing problems though.
>>10251381Go suck a few dicksIt really helps with your confidence
>>10251391He just wants to get off on forcing posters to swallow their pride for no reason.
>>10251391I don't think you understandthat IS us asking politely
>draw a settingWhy these prompts so hard man? Still haven't completed anything for day 2 or 3 yet.
>>10251389moot is such a qt3.14
>>10251391He seems to have stopped avatarfagging.
Why did that cunt have to bring up the avatarfag?We were doing a good job of ignoring him>MorningOh
>>10251408>Still haven't completed anything for day 2 or 3 yet.>day 3Why didn't you just emulate GG or something?
>>10251418Replying to him isn't really ignoring him.
>>10251418I'm sorry, I just really fucking hate Paul McCartney's smug fucking face.
>>10250261>11/13well how the fuck am i supposed to know what fraking is
>>10251423Well I did, but I guess nobody noticed it at all.
I need pictures of ponies. Of winking ponies.The safe version
>>10251389If this is a girlIn love.
>>10251431By reading the news
>>10251431It's been all over the news for like 2 years nowIt's more a social awareness question than a scientific one.
>>10251432A lot of things seemed to be posted pretty late last night, so a lot of stuff didn't end up in the compilation post.
>>10251438its moot tho
>>10251439i dont have time to read the newsim a busy man
>>10251450>He posts on MLPG
>>10251450far too busy being delicious?
>>10251444some would say news and social awareness is detrimental to scientific knowledge
>>10251464>that aliasingneeds a background m8
>>10251444>>10251439im looking over the results and it said i didn't answer the question anyway even though i guessed correctly. i think i double clicked.
>>10251464Play a game with him? Hell yes.Intercourse? Hell naw.
>>10251444Not outside of america it hasn't.And outside english speaking land it's probably not called "fracking".
>>10251464>you will never a gay dragon
>>10251467Thought I had one. Fuck
>>10251231>>10251431>>10251471>morning threads are statistically stupider than night threads
>>10251479He's not gay. Everyone else is
>>10251447Okay moot .. i guess i luv ya q-q
>>10251485>thinking that quiz actually worth anyone's dime
>>10251523>2 beefs in 3 minutesI need to just go lay down
>>10251516Guess that's why it's free.Wait...it is free, right?! They're not going to charge me for it, are they?!Fuck!
>>10251485>morning threads are statistically more honest
A different kind of test.http://www.colormunki.com/game/huetest_kiosk
>>10251557You actually think I'm gonna do that shit?
I'd be happy if someone could give me feedback on this before I start inking
>>10251571humanpose/10Go for it.
>>10251571Looks really cute. The hat does bother me a bit though, it looks like it would fall off her head if it weren't for the horns sticking through it.
>>10251557>monitor calibrations: the test
>>10251557Huh. Well maybe that explains why I can't color anything right.
>>10251557Your score: 1031COME AT ME.CANT BEAT MY SCORE BITCHESHIGH SCORE NIGGAS
>>10249638Not sure what it means, but I did pretty okay.
>>10251610>>10251617This is high levels of bullshit
>>10250952Holy shit my sides are off for the fucking moon right now
>>10251617Looking at that graph it looks completely offMaybe I AM colorblind
Should I get into 4craft? Is the /mlp/ faction still alive? Is /v/ still trying to kill it?
anything interesting happen in mlpg in the past 12hrs? is it worth browsing the archive?>tfw back in the /co/ days i would go through ever missed thread
>>10250952I don't know the anime to which this video is a parody:(
>>10251651It's the hiatus. Nothing is worth coming here, and yet we still do.
>>10251649I only got in once a while ago. /v/ is trying to kill it but /mlp/ is getting a buttload of allies. They already have a shit load of members and even sentenal has gotten /co/ go make a truce with us.
>>10251651fanfiction cancerand the comic leak
>>10251571very cute Jalmporn with frankie whenactual porn
>>10251651>>tfw back in the /co/ days i would go through ever missed threadI remember those days.
>>10251663>try to emulate jalm>"Hi Spaerk">draw in my own style>"Hi Jalm"
>>10251610Fuck, nigger, identical results to mine.
I remember watching a slugbox stream and he was coloring a girl that had pretty tan skin. when he posted it, on my screen the skin looked really pale, completely different.it was the same picture and i wonder why the color was so different viewing from the stream. was it livestream fucking up the color or was it my monitor. slugbox uses a mac, dont they have fancier colors or some bullshit, thats why artists use them. i never thought it would be that much of a difference though.
>>10251654Nigga you serious?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT7moXK5MuA
>>10251677Well atleast its not>draw anything>"too Atryl"
>>10251659wow, I'm surprised, actually. Now the only question is how do I play 4craft, and join /mlp/?
>>10251692I didn't know either. Some of us don't give a rats for anime.
>>10251688>dont they have fancier colors or some bullshit
>>10251707That dog is a beauty
>>10251692>still not posting commando
>>10251684what is dash doing
>>10251704I never watched it but I know it's from Nichijou, it's pretty popular around these parts. I think moot gave that show like 5 or 6 banners in the last update.
What do you think we're going to get out of the next main arc the comic?>"The citizens of Ponyville take center stage as an ordinary morning for Big McIntosh quickly turns into an unexpected adventure! Filled with tons of colorful characters and side stories, this issue will put Big McIntosh’s typical bashfulness to the test!"This makes it sound like it'll be focused on the secondary characters around Ponyville, but given the audience do you think they'd go into the details of the BG ponies too?Who do you hope to see in it?
>>10251704>>10251726This is asking for a nichijew stream.
>>10251726I recognize the characters, i'll admit. But not recognizing that, on 4chan, would be a good job.But i do wonder if the character's in that show are sensitive about their noses.
>>10251695But we don't even have anyone who copies Atryl in here, do we?
>>10251735>big mac comic>he only says yup and nope the entire timei would be angry but i have already come to expect the lowest form of shit quality from anything mlp related.
>>10251742>But i do wonder if the character's in that show are sensitive about their noses.Anime characters don't have noses.
>>10251755Looks like someone hasn't read any of the comics.
>>10251755Did you read the Rarity micro or the #7 of the main arc?Both were pretty decent.
>>10251747theres a guy in here who drew a few pictures for us that had atryl style of eyelashes,ears and knee tufts.
>>10251765Some Anime at least tries to put something that resembles noses on their characters.Not that it helps them be less shit.
>>10251769i read the dash micro
>>10251755>MLPG>anon constantly shitposting for no reasoni would be angry but i have already come to expect the lowest form of shit quality from anything fandom related.
>>10251772the rarity was good and some of the main comic is good. i just have my standards already set to extremely low.
>>10251781>i read the dash microYeah, bad idea. At least read the main comic and Rarity's micro
>>10251781If that's the only one you read then that's a poor indicator of it's quality. Those are done by different artists and writers each time, so it's a bit of a crap shoot. The main arc has been consistently good in my opinion and each arc is done by the same artist and writer, so the quality is high each time.
>>10251735>McIntoshI fucking hate that name so much. It makes no sense given how you pronounce his actual name.
HELLO, EVURYNYANHOW AAH YUU FINE SHANKYUU
>>10251792>each arc is done by the same artist and writerNope. Nightmarerity is by a different writer/artist combo than Chrysalis
>tfw Rarity really isn't that terrible of a name for a girl assuming she's a black ghetto kid
>>10251810I meant each arc is done by it's own writer and artist. It does switch every arc it seems.
>>10251805I thought the horse's eyes turned red and made a constanza facesure fooled me huh
calling it now. nightmare rarity will be defeated by the power of friendship.
O-onii-chan! s-stop, p-please! m-my cunny can't much more!!!
>>10251825>Twilight will defeat her, solo, with no help from her frensherewegoagain.png
>>10251822i thought they did until you told me they don't
>>10251825Nightmare Rarity will be defeated by the power of dragons and slugs.
>>10251820Something tells me that IDW is using the micros to see who would be good to do a main comic arc. The one that's writing the Pinkie micro said he wanted to do AJ so we could see something in the future.
>>10251833A PICTURE FOR ANTS?
>>10251825I agree with what that one Anon said earlier. Whatever secret she's holding that's causing her to bend will come out and her friends will call it flat out ridiculous and Rarity will fight from within to save herself.So partly the power of friendship.>>10251834That makes sense. It'll keep the character perspective fresh in that case too.
>>10251737That would be nice, I haven't watched Nichijou in a year
>>10251832I'm sorry anonlife isn't fun like that
>>10251841Ants need pictures, too.
>>10251831its already canon that one horse can use the elements of harmony all by themselves . twilight dont need no frens anymore.
Is this Nichifaggot show actually any good or is it just a slightly less moe Lucky Star?
>>10251857>one horse can use the elements of harmony all by themselvesi'm sorry what
>>10251857When did that happen?
>pinkie making fart jokes about raritypinkies lolrandom bullshit is starting really wear me down. since pinkie is my waifu i always thought it was impossible for people to hate pinkie and it was all trolls. now i understand how someone could not like her as much.
>>10251861give it the three episode testIt doesn't have a real plot, just a lot of amusing segments
What shape do you draw for mare muzzles?
>>10251865>>10251863try watching the show some time bronies. celestia used it to banish luna to the moon
>>10251861It's fun, hit and miss but it's really really good when it hits.
>>10251861think a cuter more active cromartie
>>10251822But why Anon? That doesn't even make any sense.See look its stupid.
>>10251879That's an alicorn though. And Twilight is still a unicorn in this arc
>>10251875coca-cola C shape
>>10251879i haven't watched the S1 pilots in forever... did celestia actually use the EOH to banish luna or did she just use her OP alicorn big sister powers to do the job?
>>10251875its tough, the show style is not good at showing some angles so a lot of people have to make up some bullshit so it ends up looking odd.
>>10251892Nah. She used her big fat sunbutt.
>>10251888unicorn twilight is more powerful and has more magic than alicorn celestia
>>10251875I just draw random shapes and cry on my tablet till it looks somewhat acceptable.
>>10251907That's a strong implication there Anon. What do you think makes her more powerful?
Talk about being ham-fisted!
>>10251902>El Faggot Shivekill yourself, then bring yourself back to life, then kill yourself
>>10251887is that horse highis he getting high on being around caring people
>>10251916So tears are the secret ingredient, then.Hmm...
>>10251902Wait.. Are they pretending their comic was originally written in Moon and then someone translated it? That is some high form of retardation right there.
I wish all the people I hate were dead.
>>10251916>>10251928>not painting with semen
Dat superior posterior
>>10251941Adolf plspls draw
>>10251941I wish you were chill
>>10251928>>10251916You need blood and sweat too.Maybe some spinal fluid
>>10251938And yet they didn't even make it read right to left...
>>10251956Does it have to be my fluids?
>>10251919I have been keeping up with it since 2004.
>>10251956Drawing with blood is overrated
>>10251945brae pls>>10251947Hitler was actually a pretty good drawfag until he turned all "dark and edgy"
>>10251938No, they're pretending the characters are speaking Japanese and translating it for the reader since they don't want to type out Japanese.
>>10251964Ideally yes, but if you're not particularly bothered about quality you can harvest ingredients from unwilling participants.
>>10251969You are the reason webcomics are terrible. Faggots like you give these idiots pageviews and encourage them to keep producing their awful, pointless shit.
>>10251977Hm.Well, it's gotta be all about quality. If the other participants are willing, does that help any?
>tfw watching someone look around for a power outlet to plug their laptop into>tfw watching them pass by, noticing that you're already using the one at your table
>>10251990aw where's the fun in that?
>>10251977>>10251990Stop using meat and human juices!Use vegetables!
>>10251992>Rainbow Dash will never love you>or anyone
>>10251992I don't even know what kind of reaction that is but I like it.
QUICKDID THEY ALREADY FINISH THAT PICNIC WRITING THING WITH HUMAN SQUEAKYSONG
>>10252001>painting with plantsAnon, we left the dark ages behind long ago.
Yo, what's today's prompt? Might try to draw something this time.
>>10252032Drawin' backgrounds. Either one we've seen, or make up one that you'd like to see.
>>10252032>PROMPT 4: DRAW A SETTING (new or used) YOU’D LIKE TO SEE USED IN SEASON 4. IT CAN BE ANYTHING FROM PINKIE’S KITCHEN TO THE EERIE GRIFFON KINGDOM.
>>10251928Spaerk's a dingus and wasn't supposed to tell you.
>tfw MLPG has daily quests
>>10251875i have recently changed the way i draw muzzles. i now do two circles which "float" in front of the head. works well so far, but i cannot guarantee for anything.
>>10252044Those were probably very ugly tears
>tfw can't tell boys apart from girls anymore
>>10252041D-does that mean i can draw your face?
>>10252060get off the internet
>>10252059ugly tears from an ugly person to make an ugly horse
>>10252044Well, I can't just forget it now.Secret's out!
>>10252060Check your privilege, or something.
>>10251700Don't. It's a borefest.
>>10252060is this a boy or a girl
>>10252082That's a horse.
>>10252082Doesn't matter, it's a pony
>>10252011It is suddenly in love in expectation of an Dashfag
>>10252082The real question is if I can put my dick in it
>>10252086but is it a girl horse???
>>10252082well gosh golly gee willikers mister Anonymous, that's a stallion if I'VE ever seen one!
>>10251916>>10251928>>10252044Okay, that's it. You wanna give away our secrets? Well you're no longer part of the drawing force.Please hand in your badges and guns.
>>10252095I don't know. Lets check it out.
>>10252095Hard to say.
>>10252012I take that's a no. YISS.
>>10252082Are you a boy or a girl?
>>10252082That's a loiro.
>>10252094Even if you were teleported to Equestria and ponies didn't have any sort of genitalia, they could still either suck you off or you could rub your cock between their butt cheeks until you cum.
>>10252118Standard mammalian reproduction
>>10252118If they have no genitalia, how did pinkie take a leak?
>>10252118>no genitaliaA fate worse than death my friend
>>10252099But Spaerk was only three day from retirement!
>>10252125Word of Faust, word of God.
>>10252104something somethingI'm running out of excuses to post Lyra
>>10252126how do you know she took a leak
>>10252141>needing an excuse
>>10252056Ooh nice, I suck at drawing snouts at an angle. Among other things.
>>10252141Alright. I wonder if that pony still browse this general.
Who left these Lyras all over the general? I keep telling you to put your Lyra away after you're done with it.
>>10252099You're not taking my gun, though.That's a family heirloom.
>>10252141Do you really need a reason?
>>10252144She needed to piss superbad.
>>10252153>implying I would ever leave
>>10252146You are drawing them too tall. The top of the snout ends quite low on the face. For mares at least.Check this Lyra.
>>10252099I AM THE DRAW
>>10252153That hands thing was kinda creepy. Not the posting itself, but the responses that guy gave.
>>10252125What if pony genitals only appear when they're in heat?What if the sex is incredible, but every time you bred with them it was guaranteed to produce at least one new foal you would have to care for? Would you give up and stick to oral//non-penetrative sex, or would you fuck yourself into debt, bankruptcy, and civil services court where you would eventually lose all your precious children?
>>10252166LOIRO get off the computer right now
>>10252145>>10252163I don't knowlately I feel like Lyra has been compromising my allotted Pinkie-posting time
>>10252170Impersonating a Draw Officer - ten years isocubes.
>>10252177You can't have kids with horses, anon.
>>10252126>>10252144>>10252165>that urination denial fetish panderingI loved that episode.
>>10252166>lyra will never really exist>she will never come here and talk to us>life is suffering
>>10252174It was hilariousI made the first post just because and that guy took it from thereAnd people actually played alongI hope he comes back
>>10252181>posting lyra instead of pinkiethat's it, you've made her cry. Look at what you've done,anon.
>>10252166That is not the real Lyra, or her email.
>>10252187You can if you're transformed into a pony on your way to Equestria. Plus, magical fucking ponies, don't have to explain shit much further.
>>10252202But I want to be with a pony not BE a pony.
>>10252146Keep in mind that this is a somewhat intermediate technique. It requires some sense of seeing things in three dimensional space.>>10252177What if their dicks and vaginas are all floating in a parallel dimension and only appear where they are supposed to be once they get ready to fuck?Which means there must be a whole universe full nothing but horsedicks marecunts.
>>10252195Are you implying that's a bad thing?
>>10252209Which dimension would MLPG rather visit?
>>10252196>implying genes work that wayAll the raging autists have to take a biology test. I mean seriously,have you ever seen the rarityxspike offspring? "Gem" I think it's called. It's supposed to be a half dragon half pony.Jesus Christ.
>>10252209Don't forget teats.
>>10252199I wonder if the real one is still with us...
>>10252212Well I'd better make some room for fapping later
>>10252205I take you like mmmmmmmbananas?
>>10252215This image represents the internet perfectly.Fuckin' weird.
>>10252196I would marry my favorite pony, but I still can't have kids with her.
>>10252216Ah want one