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Years of applebuckin'

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>dis guy

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>>10203986
she is isnt she?

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>>10204004
Except for that one, faggot.

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BIG FLOPPY HORSE WIENERS

>>10204010
Does that guy have string on his face or something?

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>>10204010
get wrecked scrub

>>10204013
It's a microphone thing or whatsit.

>>10204011
I say this far too often, but I want to fuck that girl bunny.

>>10204013
It's a microphone

>>10204021
Ah, the ol' stuck in two vending machines trope.

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IT IS I THE DRUKNK RUNK DRUKNK PHILOSPOFER WANNABE

Tell me probmlems and I will try to help. Tostart start off, I think luna has problems of feeling like she ins not as appriciated as her sis celestisa. She is loved because the sun is glorious nad allows life. Lonlh Only those who know ture true meaning of existence love mooon. and night. She so alone. I would love her bnot not because I want to feeel e being loved but beacuse I would teacher teach her meaning of loving self and importance in lofe life not because compared to sun god but because of her own soul and what she gives to the pony kind of existence.

tell me your pre prsa f problems
I drunk and no backspac e so you know I am telling tructh truth and not controlling you.
I love you.
Tell everythhing.
Be anon if scared and nothing to lose.
I will never make fuansdf fun of you because I lvoe you.
promvose
promise.
with heart forever

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Good night MLPG, you're all a bunch of faggots.

It's 12 am here but fuck you I'm going to say good night anyway.

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>>10204022
neat

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http://www.fimfiction.net/story/37198/everything-is-fine

>>10204031
ross pls

>>10204031
I want to do my homework so I can pass my classes but I don't do it pls help
Also I want girlfriend but all female friends "Don't see me like that" pls wut do I do

>>10204022
ha, fuck that one idiot in the last thread who said cadance was planned all along from the beginning

>>10204048
umm lel
we knew that ages ago even without lauren's answer

yes, he is an idiot and retard

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>>10204048
>believing anything anyone ever says on 4chan
This is your first mistake

>>10204040
>human skeleton leg bones

reported and emailed moot

>>10203988
I don't even know how to write a transformation process
I just know how to write the relationship between anon-pony and human-anon and the events after becoming a mare

>>10204040

Those horns are terrible.

>>10204040
>>10204040
>mlp grimderp
trying to make a bit of a sad story is one thing, but this seems like performing sadism on a fictional character.

>>10204054
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>10204040
>this image
I don't understaaaaaaaaaaaaaand

>>10204031
no cereal ;_;

>>10204055
They're not even human

They're not anything, there's no fibula.

They wouldn't be structurally sound.

>>10204031
But I already know that I'm at fault for all my problems and how I could fix them, I just cant find the motivation to actually do so for some reason.

>>10204059
>this seems like performing sadism on a fictional character
So what?

>>10204040
Do I have to read the story to understand why Fluttershy is the only one with flesh left?

>>10204048
we always knew that and he is a retard, Cuntdance was also supposed to be just a unicorn

>>10204040
>Fluttershit still has flesh left

EVERY FUCKING TIME

>>10204077
the synopsis of the story says everyone dies cept for fluttershy

fluttershy makes realdolls using her friends bones

>>10204085
Is it hot?

>>10204085
Sounds retarded.

>>10204031
Fuck of,, fan of the fandom. Brony princess got what she deserved. The only reason she still lives is because of Hasjews meddling. Don't you know that in original pilot episodes luna was supposed to be killed by elements of harmony since she is irredeemable?

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>>10204097
Forgot image.

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>>10204041
I doun't liek roses ross. He wiers. weid. i thing think he has lots of problems because he uses fantasy to cope with reality and stuasdghdf. stuff. His art is inconsistant and makes me not like it. but atl least he tries and expressed himself. I love m him for that. Possible good hrea heart in that man. Just needs to a try to love hr reality.
>>10204043
homework is weird. why do you want to do classes? to feel important? For skills you can learn at library? dude why do you press on? If you want something then nothing will be in aw way of it otherwise there is an excuse and obstiacle. What is obastacle? obstacle? Do youi have to prove to others or yourself that you are wothwile? I love you. and universe god loves you. To know thais this is enough for you to love yoruself. pls don't hate for not being what you want to fantasize.

girl promblems whole another book of stuf.
dude, if you can't love yourself how can you love other poepl? much less intimately ? like lover or life companiion? I tel you this": Women are people too, they have their own bullshit to deal wtih in soul levle. level. They hurt and not know hurt nor why it happens. If you want to d try to get into their heart, then be he honest in at it and say I WANT TO BE IN YOUR HEAR T AND YOU A SHALL ME BE IN MA IM MINE because eotherwise they are lost. Kjnow t know that they are humans, not jsut hgirls. girls. Boobs and vagina don't make for diffent fundamental f life problems. love yourself and know this with whole soul and others will ove you.
>>10204071
ZCerl ceral be bullshit. I know m human be physical and nend need diet to exist but you e need to know this and underastnd your body's needs. Get good carbohydrates and enough energy to get moti dfa motivated to LIVE and takcle tackle life by ti it's own balls. fuck waht your own ego wa says
love youreas
yourself.
I love you all
every singel one.
please
loveyourselef too
>>10204097
damn yo that'sharsh
I dont' care waht hasbro thinks this is MLPG

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>>10204103
oh it's spitfire.

>>10204115
>>10204116
don't respond

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>>10204103
>>>/bread/

>>10204119
remember when this thread was about horses?

>>10204121
What are horses?

>>10204121
No.

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>>10204121
I remember when they were about miniature equines.

>>10204121
it was?

>>10204040

too spook

>>10204057
>You transformed into a pony
>You have a beautiful flowing mane and a nice coat
>You've also notice that you've turned into mare and that there two wings on your back
>You also feel... hot
>Very hot
>Like a burning sensation
>It's not even that hot in your room
>You decide to call up one of your horsefucker friends and tell them what happened.

Okay, now it's time to write the rest of it

>>10204076
its pointlessly edegy

>>10204126
tesspls

>>10204134
Chill out, it hurts no one. Fun is not wrong.

>>10204126
i like pones with big heads

>>10204126
What are those ponies doing? Why is Rarity lying on the ground?

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>>10204115
I AMS SORRY RUSKIE ANON I KNOW I SOUDN RUSSINA BUT AN AM NOT JUST DRINK r druknk drunk
If you try to read then not oo too hard beacue because it's hard to maysefl.

>>10204116
nope just some anon who l what wha wants to love all of you wnat and try to depardt give part of soul to love you all
>>10204119
It's okay you don't have to respond just kn in ignore me. If you don't know aw want my love then okay. If it be garbage then okay. if it help someone's soul with life then GOOOOOD because we all huan human and neeeed this shit. I love you wa all.

>>10204120
bread be ded yo

>>10204121
I fucking love horses.

I think Dash has a problem with her self acceptiecne and needs others viewss to validate herself. She might have no self worht na and needs help. I would help. WITH WHOLE HEART because love has no boundaries. I help you all too. because love. iteself. itself. Don't think because alcohol stops love isnt'r tur true. I'm sure ONE GUY will be better because of my typing because t MLPG is big and hope is important. with that another swig of beeer

>>10204145
>being edgy

>>10204149
What do you mean?
They're just doing pony things that ponies do

>>10204145
i dont see the fun in taking such a happy world, killing a majority of its inhabitants, and leaving one alive to go insane from the loneliness.

>>10204149
they are playing

>>10204151
i think Dash has gotten over quite a bit of her issues. She is a lot more patient, and doesnt care quite as much about keeping up her self image, or has at least expanded what she considers acceptable to that image.

>>10204152
/v/, please. Go crusade against something else.
>>10204155
There are different kinds of fun, and it's all good as long if you don't physically hurt anyone in the process against their will. Learn to ignore things, it will improve your life significantly.

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>>10204155
It's just too deep for you to understand pleb.
Just like the wounds in my heart.

>>10204164

Trying too hard.

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>>10204166
>Just like the wounds in my heart.

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Happy Monday, MLPG.

Just remember, you've been through hundreds before. You can make it through this one.

Do it for her.

>>10204176
>Do it for her.
For whom?

>>10204176
Im gonna kill myself because of you

>>10204179

The best pony of course.

>>10204164
when a thing is pointed out to someone they tend to formulate an opinion on said thing. and in the case of this image board i feel i have the right to voice my opinion. I find such fanfics stupid, and undermine the whole point of calling yourself a fan of the show.

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>>10204176
but she was a bloody slut

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>>10204190
Calling marker a bloody slut
She a pure, innocent maiden, Anon.

>>10204176
>Happy Monday
don't remind me

>>10204197
>that image
Not anymore she isn't.

>>10204186
Different anon.
Blah blah, catharsis, blah blah, you're supposed to feel relieved that isn't you, blah blah, we all have opinions and I understand if the story isn't your cup of tea, blah blah.

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>>10204186
Just don't read them then you fucknugget.

>>10204197
Yeah she's pure
as pure as rarity LMAO

>>10204167
Now you're just throwing random buzzwords buzzword is a buzzword at me and seeing what sticks.
>>10204186
>and undermine the whole point of calling yourself a fan of the show.
How's that cult going for you? Recruited many?

It's just the show, you shouldn't be judging people like that lest you will be judged. Who wants to be judged? It feels bad.

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>>10204131
>After 10 minutes you finally call him
>You tell him that you've became a pony but you can really take a picture due to hooves
>He jokingly believes you
>You keep insisting that he comes over
>He say's alright, but as long as he gets to play some vidya
>About an hour later you hear a knock at the door and you spend quite a time trying to open the door
>He chuckles and says "You're really dedicating yourself to this, aren't you, am I suppose to expect some wacky pony costume"
>After you open the door the anon looks down and sees you
>His eyes widen and he drops his things
>"Holy fucking shit, you're a pony! and you look so cute"
>He decides to pick you up
>You almost feel like a baby, but unlike a baby you really want to shove your hoof into your friends mouth
>"Put me down, please" you say begrudgingly
>"Aww you're such a cutie patootie"
>He try to give you a scratch behind the ears but you're a bit reluctant
>After 10 minutes of cute comments and compliments and your new equine form, he finally calms down and decides to play vidya
>You try to sit on the couch like a person but it's a bit awkward.
God I'm awful at writing, I should just stop and keep playing DeS

>>10204214
If I rub my dick fast enough while thinking about Rarity, I can make thick white pee shoot out of it. I've never seen anyone else do that except for my brother one time so maybe it's a family trait?

>>10204197
that's what all the guys she boop'd said

>>10204210
Why are tumblr gifs so bad

>>10204207
I-I can still pretend that she's pure Anon... don't take this away from me

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>>10204162
Yes. Over gth the whole MLPFIM I see that all charactes have gronw. grown. matured is g a good sign of a oog good show. Even thoujgh it is meant for kids, it deson't meant that they can't put in life wisodm into it. It's wa why I love it. and love you all. Dash still has problems tat that think that she needs other people to validate her. She is beautiful. Her soul is gorgeous. No matter what oehter other's think will change that. All of you have beautiful souls. Her image is al lie. This lie can caontrol control her into a fantasy. This ego fixation will conrolt of helf self hatred andf and inadequacy. To go forward, she needs to knwos that she doesn't have ot to beat their standards. Just existing is enough to have the existence itself loe lover her h lover love her. I hope that she knows this. I know episode with her reading bnoos books is is as a ghood good one because she realizes preconseived notions of what things are do not mean other ponies are not worthwhile and deserving of love. She loved her friends more, they lvoed her more. better for all. Is good life lesson. She needs someone to expand her soul into a beetter shape of reality. ZI would. whould you?

PLEASE
MY DRUNK BUZZ H NEEDS PEEOPLE
TELL ME YOUR TALK AND PROBLEMS
I NO LAUGH
BE REAL WITH HEART AND SOUL
i love you
be anon if scared

>>10204217
You might have aids
you should talk to your teacher about it

>>10204197
Not anymore she isn't, now she's letting contributors pound her winking mare pussy into the ground in exchange for pretty pictures.

>>10204222
I don't fucking know.

>>10204224
SHE IS A DIRTY COCKHUNGRY WHORE

>>10204222
1MB limit

>>10204224
STOP LYING TO YOURSELF, SHE IS A FUCKING WHORE

>>10204229
>now she's letting contributors pound her winking mare pussy into the ground in exchange for pretty pictures
I can confirm that this is not true. I contributed dozens of pictures without Marker ever giving me sexual favours in return.

>>10204230
Every damn gif is a shitty 0,1 sec loop that has been sharpened and color-raped to eye-cancer causing levels.
Shit tumblr, get it together.

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>>10204238
Don't say that, Anon. Please.

>>10204247
your contributions weren't good enough for her

>>10204247
I can confirm that you've been gyped

>>10204208
>catharsis, blah blah, you're supposed to feel relieved that isn't you
I'm that anon and I don't understand this.

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>>10204253
>even marker pony thinks you are shit and wants to have nothing to do with you

>>10204216
>After a couple of hours of watching anon play vidya, that feeling of heat comes back
>and it's really intense
>You start making light moans
>and anon can hear them
>"Is there something wrong?"
>"N-no, I'm fine"
>You start panting
>and leaking

>>10204256
I've pretty much been told that by every single english/lit teacher I've had. I'm still trying to figure it out. I'm just reading to procrastinate on the MLPG Draws thing.

>>10204251
That's true, tumblr is the home of hipstars and other unspeakable creatures trannies.
Maybe they think those filters makes the images look vintage, I don't know.

>>10204254
Is there some way to sue Marker Pony for not paying me properly?

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>>10204262
just keep trying faggot

>>10204225
>>>/soc/
oh wait, /soc/ shit is pony related since every single fan of the show has autism

>>10204269
I never liked her mane it's too flat

>>10204269
I can't keep this battle up. I'm sorry I have disappointed you, Maker Pony. May I be replaced by someone more worthy than me

>>10204272
>replying to it

>>10204268
You can storm into her office and demand payment

Or you can grab her by the mane, push her face into the ground, and rut her while she pants heavily from being dominated

>>10204277
I don't know man, the second line sounds pretty rape-y.

boop

>>10204277
>and rut her while she pants heavily from being dominated
u-unf

>>10204274
I always thought her color scheme is shit. Other than that she's a qt 3.14 pony

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>>10204275
stop being a drama queen, be useful for once and contribute

>>10204277
>Or you can grab her by the mane, push her face into the ground, and rut her while she pants heavily from being dominated

Please no.

>>10204291
I'm mostly joking and am drawing right now anyway

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>>10204277
>grab her by the mane, push her face into the ground, and rut her while she pants heavily from being dominated

>>10204282
>>10204292
>>10204285
Oh come on man, you gonna let her get away with withholding funds? You can either take her to court like a QUEER or you can take. what's. yours.

You take her and you paddle her ass red, with your thighs. Yank at her mane and call her a contributor slobbering cocksucker. Take her face in your palm and nibble into her neck like your trying to suck the sex right out of her

Yer a man aren't ya?

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>Become a mare
>Experience a heat cycle
that would be a amazing

I love this marker pony, a bit sluttish

markerknights should go
away

>>10204310
I don't get you.
It would be like drinking a river and still being thirsty.

>>10204324
Exactly

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>>10204308
>pounding marker pony into the carpet till her legs give in and the only thing holding her upwards is your hand around her tail
Shit man, that sounds empting.. but I couldn't do it if I knew that she doesnt want it

>>10204327
>>10204327
But that would be terrible. Isn't not having a need better by definition than, you know, having it in a first place?

That shit's not logical.

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Apples!

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hahahahha suck it zebra butt polygon anon!


finally got my triangles to quads!

it only took 2 days to figure out, but, i learned!

>>10204310
>a colt approaches you from behind
>your genitalia glistering with heat, winking frequently clearly showing what you're up to
>he is so close, you can feel the breath emerging from his nosrills hitting the mountainous range that is your labia

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>>10204073
I AM SORRY FOR NOT READING THIGN EARLIRER
Dude I know your poians pain. I am in same boat, we me and you are niggas. But know that I am with you ans and we sru struggle together. Nver ve never alone, human reace too ba bigt fo n human race is too big fro for that shit.y Know thyself and conquer all yoruself doubt and be lvoing of you. Motivation is hard. I am said to hyvae have dysthymia iby by spy sp phychologist. Fuck him, I cam in control of my life. I love you and know that you will press on, others have and you will. Wht what is other option? To be nothing? pick one. But knmow that being nothing is hell, and to press onward is love.
>>10204272
dude autism is hard bnot not because i know bec ause it its a fuck yhou iyou you it's a buzzawrod. Who cars if You don't like it? I love you and you can't cahnge my mind. /cos soc don't matter becasue this is mlpg report me and if I get banned whaterver. Someone I hope will be better because of my drunk loving. You can't control things by being scarcastic w so why not tell us your soul? if you like pones then what whatever. It ia is a well written show so yea. Soc is boring and full of whinners.

>>10204276
I guess replying to replying is just as good yes? dude cmong what wa are yous cared scared of? Yes I am calling you out. tell me. what do you have to lose? Do you nowt not know yourself well enough to know your problems? cmon nothing to lose. If I am wrong then who cares, ikf if I am right then you might grow and mature.

Going back to pone, I think Applejack woul be hard to be a lover to. Her live life is already set to giving it all to the structure to not only her family but to existence itself. Her soul is good because it wants to give, but I think that it might be fractured because she might think her worth is based on hw m how useful she is. If someone wanted to be her lover then she would either have to intergrat them into her life or just fuck him on the side like a stress reliver. Do you think so?

MLPG why are u so ded?

>>10204336
>enjoy pancakes
>suddenly granted the ability to fully explore the definition of "all you can eat" while simultaneously appreciating the taste of pancakes in degrees of detail you've never imagined
>implying this would not be preferable to eating two pancakes and being full

Assuming, of course, that you can metabolize all that hot, sticky, dripping maple syrup.

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>>10204336
I like the idea of being in heat.
Having uncontrollable,insatiable and unsatisfied need to be fucked is better than just fucking because you want to.

>>10204359
>soul
There's that word again.

>>10204335
She wouldn't be depriving you of your hard earned sex if she didn't want you to kick her door down and take her yourself

Sueing isn't fast nor easy, have fun in court.

>>10204379
What if Equestrian courts are actually fun and Pinkie Pie is a highly skilled attorney

Another Monday and I still don't have a job

how and why have I not killed myself yet?

>>10204384
What if no one has committed a crime in so goddamn long that they've forgotten how to law and they have to sneak peeks at EQLaw books while they railroad you in front of a jury that doesnt know shit about nothing?

>>10204391
Because there's always the chance, every day, that you'll wake up with the motivation to pursue that project you've been thinking about and show the world how valuable you really are.

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>>10204391
because you are a wonderful person and with you here the world is a better place

>>10204336
You know how when you're really thirsty, like after you worked outside in the sun for a few hours or something?
And you finally go back inside to a cool glass of water with some ice in it?
And how that feeling of quenching a good thirst is better than just drinking because you know you need to drink

Like that, but for the duration of your heat every glass of water is like that

>>10204395
What is, after getting the court system vaguely straightened out, it occurs that the sentencing is rehabilitative rather than punitive in nature?
How many pony hugs and birthday parties does each crime justify?

>>10204391
because linking your self worth to a job is suicide anyways

>>10204395
>Railroad you in front of a jury
Sexually?

>>10204400
except instead of water it's horsedicks

>>10204399
anon what if he is a murdering pedo

>>10204391
Because since you have no job, all day is spent doing your hobbies.

>>10204407
Of course
This is MLPG

>>10204401
>How many pony hugs and birthday parties does each crime justify?
Too many, your body is wracked with diabetes.
>>10204406
sure

In other news, drawing the CMC is hell

>>10204408
Seriously what are the odds of that?
In all probability >>10204399
is right.

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>>10204373
Sou7l is a good word. It means every fiber of one self. If you don't want that. there are others. Who on is. how diety gave. pretty much it's you. The entire you. every single aspect of you. That is soul. Being sarcastic is boring, tell me of your soul. Are you scared? Of yourself or do you now tkknow? not know? If ou you think you have handle on life and cannot connect with other people then you are awr wrong. Everypbody have pain, we are all human. Yes I drag on but what do I have to lose? Someone mght better from my rambling so it's it is good thing. You sarcasm will not deter me. In fact I will ask you more. Irony neds intention and I don't care what it s is since you will not tell me. I love you.

>>10204391
Jobs are abut being part of a machine. If you can sll sell yourself then you get a job, otherwise you can't. I be in miliatyr imi miliatary for 4 years. I know about jobs, and I tell you that it is bll bullshit. Being in reality means having to cope with how others bend it. and others bend it with others being a bitch. If you can pretend to be a bitch, then it you get money. Otherwise, you too good for shit and need to find way of making others give moeny.

Are ponies inj innocent in wasy ways of sex? How do they cope with social tabboos?

>>10204379
Well, I guess if she wants me too...

>>10204412
>sure
Have fun in court I shall

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>>10204408
he isn't, he is a great guy that one day will get a job, fall in love with a beautiful girl and have a wonderful family

>>10204422
>>10204424
Rachel Ray must be fucking high. No one acts this way on TV, especially in front of a crowd.

>>10204429
What if he is gay?

>>10204429
oh ok

>>10204429
But we wont fall in love with a beautiful pony ;_;

>>10204430
How is that even related to the first post you linked to?

>>10204437
then he'll find a beautiful boyfriend and will adopt a chinese or african kid
>>10204441
get what you can you greedy cunt

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what do?

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>>10204443
You guys were listening to my crazed ramblings this far.

>>10204451
Install gentoo.

>>10204451
Reformat
Install an OS that's actually POSIX compatible

>Quick Reply dialog creation crashed.
>Error: ModuleSystem has been deleted

>>10204451

Install Windows for Workgroups 3.11

http://synchtube.6irc.net/index.html

Herp.

>>10204451
burn to DVD

>>10204451
Save a few things into an external drive and reformat.

>>10204455
I was just hoping for more depraved Marker Pony stuff

>>10204458
but anon, OSX is Unix/POSIX compatible

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>>10204357
I see you have change to quads to triangulate
Is there a function in that program to rig and animate?

>>10204400
But that isn't good at all.

>>10204480
You don't love me for me!

I don't think I have anything else, im trying to focus on this sketch im doing for the MLPG draws thing

>>10204399
but the world is awful

>>10204491
>You don't love me for me!

That's just because you aren't a cute pony.

I can still casually punch you on the shoulder and call you a bro though if you want me to.

>>10204417
>Someone mght better from my rambling so it's it is good thing.
You're doing nothing but shitposting. Please get yourself banned.

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>>10204503
That be alright

>>10204494
and anons like you make it a little less awful

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>>10204494
The world is garbage!

>>10204488
nah but i can always export to maya, sculptris>zbrush>maya

I still need to add a lot of detail and textures

and learn how to rig and animate

i was going to try to use source filmaker first but its a not gonna work , unsupported graphics card won't let me play around in it.

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>>10204506

>>10204523
This nigga and his quotes impacted into my brain helped me pass Trig

>>10204517
no i dont

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>>10204524
If you had Mudbox, which is basically Autodesks version of zbrush (Which isn't as good imo), you'd be able to kind of rig it. But yeah. Learn to do that stuff. In my opinion its the most fun part in 3D.

>>10204535
Yes you do and I hope that one day you realize it and become and even better person

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>>10204553
Its like you're implying humans have the potential to become good.

>>10204553
i bring nothing but pain to others

>>10204563
it does
>>10204566
that's a lie anon, believe in yourself

>>10204549
yea i tried mudbox, i didn't like it one bit. i have like every 3d program atm. I'm going to try out Cinema 4D too. I have no experience any really any of it so im going in fresh. I know that it doesn't make sense to try to learn every 3d and animation program, but, A LOT of the concepts if not all are cross program. But that's after I finish modeling. I find that pretty enjoyable. And much later down the line I want to play around in AR. For full pony autism...then it will be an easy jump to VR..../)^3^(\

>>10204596
>C4D
Man I should jump on that too. Everyones saying how amazing it is but I'm a maya guy (And a shit one at that)

VR? YOU'RE ATTEMPTING TO MAKE VIRTUAL REALITY SCULPTED PONIES?! YOU MAD MAN

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>>10204391
>brainwashed into thinking you are a failure if you dont spend your life working to give most of your money to the government in taxes
>who in turn just hand it over to the rich

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Good morning from /vp/~

>>10204573
something about that looks funny, like her proportions


>>10204606
First Augmented Reality, just for shits and giggles....then VR

As for C4D, it looks really powerful. But so does Maya with the new release and all the cool effects. PIRATE IT ALL, JOHNNY PIRATE IT ALL

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>>10204632
I'm almost bored enough to ponify Charizard just to squeeze a reaction out of you sperglords.
Almost.

>>10204645
You can get free student licenses for all autodesk products.

>>10204654
yea i know whats the fun in that though?

the versions i have are clean

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D-does anyone want to play Mario Kart DS with me?

163648 523980

>>10204650
im pretty sure someone's already done that

>>10204678
>MK DS

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You agree?

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>>10204650
Do it and I will pokefy your waifu and catch her with a timer ball.

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>>10204719

>he wrote in the guest book that he hoped "she would have been a belieber".

>>10204719
>legit reasons to hate JB
reasons I like
>not legit reasons to hate JB
reasons I dislike

Ponies sucking dick gets me depleted uranium level hard, why are ponies so sexy with a mouthful of cock? Is it those innocent eyes staring up at you while she bobs her head down to your base, lapping and sucking at the head?

I regret not saving that gif of Twilight sucking a human cock, I could never find it again.

We ded

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Okay if you don't want to talk then I guess I waiw will goto bed. MLPG is about us haning with pones as a common thread, but okay. Whatever. Just know that it's okay, and that hate anons are more vocal than people who like you or want to help you. I love you and you don't know me, wso so I hope that this will heolp help you with oyoru your life problems. Our souls are barren d to those who l kn know lofe. life. Don't feel bad about how you are not doing ahw what your fantasy of life thought you will be dosion doing. Love is enough. Hate i is pa pales in comparison to the idea that you are okay with yourself. Other's should not control you. Their hate shouldn't make you an asshole. Know athta that there are peopl cheering you on through your life that you will never know because they know what it's like. You are nverae never the only kno one nor arews are you alone. I know for a fact one gy has been better fvr from my typing of rumkeness. I love you. You all. Stop the hatinmg. It does nothing but keeping you in a place adsf of hell. Hell is doing the asme thing forever without love. My soulo bleeds for you all. I love you and hope life is better and you accept it's truths and reality. bye

>>10204719
Legit reasons to hate him:
He's a child.

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>Every single straight piece of r34
>I always imagine I'm in the mare's place

>>10204769
because they've got warm marshmallow mouths and a burning desire for big honking mouthfuls of salty human cream

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>>10204778
I will revive you and your boner if you're in to that kind of thing

>>10204783
>not self-inserting yourself as the stallion and imagining burying yourself balls deep in a sopping wet marevag that's winking and squelching lewdly

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

>>10204792
I'm not.

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>>10204783
>any straight piece of r34 I find hot.
>I alternate

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>>10204798
>well endowed stallion being balls deep inside of my wet winking marevag
unf

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>>10204803
What are you, a faggot?

>>10204812

Uh.. ramcake? Am I missing a joke here?

>>10204818
battering ram.

>>10204812
I

I don't get it

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>>10204822

>>10204822
hahahah

>>10204783
>not imagining how you plunge deep into her, enjoying how her face screws up on every thrust, her eyes fluttering and her breath erractic

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>>10204769
What isn't sexy about getting your balls drained dry by a cartoon pony?

>>10204836
Your reminding me of my mare dreams

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>>10204843
time for feets?

>>10204822

Oh... oh, heh.

>>10204854
All she needs is to look just a bit older and have a slight chub and she'd be perfect

>>10204854
Whoah nelly

>>10204846
I wish I had dreams like that.
I wish I had dreams at all.

>>10204854
She looks a bit too young but I still like it.

>>10204854
helloo nurse!

>>10204874
>Not having dreams
So it's like, black the entire time you're asleep?

Nothing's better than hearing yor own pone moans while a guard takes you from behind

>>10204854
Reversesearched the source

http://ponideathmarch.tumblr.com/post/49059995907/her-cutie-mark-is-a-chicken-because-she-always

http://derpiboo.ru/tags/artist-colon-ponideathmarch

>tfw when Tess posted here
It feels so great

>>10204898
>that feel when when

>>10204913
>www
>when when when

>>10204886
Not him, but for me it's just a fairly quick transition from falling asleep to being awake.
The few times I do remember my dreams I'm always myself and don't hear myself talk, so maybe I just don't have any imagination.

>>10204920
>wwwwwww
>japanese lol

>>10204886
Yeah, it's like I fall asleep and immediately wake up again, with nothing in between.
Maybe I just forget everything the second I wake up, but that's pretty much the same as not having dreamed in the end.

Though I assume that I really dont dream because my sleep is shit anyway, I am constantly tired, no matter how long or short I sleep or at what time I go to bed

I'm jealous ;_;

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>>10204886
>You will never know how it actually feels to having a huge cock in your mare cunt and one down your throat

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Left or right?

>>10204923
>tfw when when I thought it was "ror"

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>>10204932
Left.

>>10204932
Right, I'd like to see her act like a succubus
>C-c-can I have your seed?
>No not right now succishy
>Okay, just.. whenever your ready
>If you want to

D E D

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>>10204967

>>10204967
Yes.
MLPG is dead. So are you. Stop fighting it. Embrace this feel. Let the darkness overtake you.

>>10204985
That sounds hot

>>10204985
>letting the darkness win
Yeah no.
I ATTACK THE DARKNESS

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Reminder that this is happening and it will be successful.

Apparently this guy is going to be Twilight's BF in EG and he'll call her "his Princess"

>>10204932
>tfw there's far too few frankie art

>>10205024
W-wait what?

That's not SA?

>>10205024
and spike is a dog, don't forget that

>>10205030
>implying Shining couldn't be her boyfriend

>>10205020
Yeah, AND KINGDOM HEARTS IS LIGHT

>>10205024
>newer official models are released
>Somehow people believe that something based on the old models is legit

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>>10205020
>scrape away the corpse.

>>10205020
>Implying you'll win
>Implying you won't give up and become a succubi to darkness
>Implying you won't be >>10204932

>>10205024
At least she doesn't have wings

>>10205033
And Granny Smith is the lunch lady apparently.

>>10205046
That's the thing though. I want to say that it's fake but it looks official enough and the Twilight art is in a higher res compare to the leak, and we haven't seen that before this pic.

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>>10205033
>spike is a dog

so, uh, why couldn't they just do pic related with Spike?
I mean, it's a show for teens. Teen rating can let you get away with a naked baby being adorable, while crossing the line a little by giving him spike's voice and probably some dragon-like attributes (probably still breathes green fire) to justify it as "comedy reasons"

>>10205030
Nope. His name is apparently Flash Sentry or something. I heard they were also bringing him to FIM as a Royal Guard and set him up for Twilight, but I call bullshit on this part.

Did Snarky post that Scootalo fic he was doing yet?

>>10205098
No

>>10205055
Again newer, high rez models were officially released. It doesn't matter if thata is higher rez. It's old. Couldn't someone do a vector of it.

I mean for fuck sake the source of that is ponychan.

>>10205098
Who cares?

Has he finished Cougarity yet?

My dad works at Hasbro and he said they cancelled Equestria Girls

>>10205119
Well my Mom works at Hasbro and they said that Equestria Girls is getting it's own show after season 4

>>10205046
>>10205112
why are you expecting hasbro to use up-to-date assets
they're still plastering the alpha G4 mane6 on most of their merch because they don't give a shit, I don't see why they'd have a change of heart for EG

>>10205129
Well I am the Hasbro CEO and MLP actually never existed and this is all just a dream

>>10205129
Hashbrowns here.
Both of your parents are fired for spreading information.

>>10205112
Well I'm still treating it as a rumor. The first leak looked real enough, this nigga looks real enough so maybe he'll still appear in EG but with the current designs.

>>10205135
Well alpha G4 still looks almost exactly like the ponies in the show.
The newer EQG models are pretty damn different than the alpha ones. Extremely different.

>>10205136
Well I just did a hostile takeover and I say we start producing high quality toys and kick Meghan McCarthy out.

>>10205144
But Meghan is good
Why not Merryweather?

Well I'm God and I'm going to send you all to hell for being disgusting pedophile horsefuckers.

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>Reading that 'Everything is Fine' fanfic
>fucking everything after chapter 8, as if it wasn't enough of a trainwreck already
I wish I could post all of my angry reaction images at once.

>>10205149
Daily fuck up quota needs to be fulfilled

>>10205154
What's so bad about it? And the chapters before?

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>>10205143
could be that it was designed while they had the old versions and it just hasn't been leaked until now

I don't like doomsaying but look how far we've come, it seems irrational to be optimistic at this point

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You guys are enjoying yourselves too much.

Time to bring it down a notch.

>>10205194
Applejack is a very mouth-rape pony.