Best horse is your favorite horse edition.Old horse:>>10200802
Years of applebuckin'
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>>10203986she is isnt she?
>>10204004Except for that one, faggot.
BIG FLOPPY HORSE WIENERS
>>10204010Does that guy have string on his face or something?
>>10204010get wrecked scrub
>>10204013It's a microphone thing or whatsit.
>>10204011I say this far too often, but I want to fuck that girl bunny.
>>10204013It's a microphone
>>10204021Ah, the ol' stuck in two vending machines trope.
IT IS I THE DRUKNK RUNK DRUKNK PHILOSPOFER WANNABETell me probmlems and I will try to help. Tostart start off, I think luna has problems of feeling like she ins not as appriciated as her sis celestisa. She is loved because the sun is glorious nad allows life. Lonlh Only those who know ture true meaning of existence love mooon. and night. She so alone. I would love her bnot not because I want to feeel e being loved but beacuse I would teacher teach her meaning of loving self and importance in lofe life not because compared to sun god but because of her own soul and what she gives to the pony kind of existence.tell me your pre prsa f problemsI drunk and no backspac e so you know I am telling tructh truth and not controlling you.I love you.Tell everythhing.Be anon if scared and nothing to lose.I will never make fuansdf fun of you because I lvoe you.promvose promise.with heart forever
Good night MLPG, you're all a bunch of faggots.It's 12 am here but fuck you I'm going to say good night anyway.
>>10204031I want to do my homework so I can pass my classes but I don't do it pls helpAlso I want girlfriend but all female friends "Don't see me like that" pls wut do I do
>>10204022ha, fuck that one idiot in the last thread who said cadance was planned all along from the beginning
>>10204048umm lelwe knew that ages ago even without lauren's answeryes, he is an idiot and retard
>>10204048>believing anything anyone ever says on 4chanThis is your first mistake
>>10204040>human skeleton leg bonesreported and emailed moot
>>10203988I don't even know how to write a transformation processI just know how to write the relationship between anon-pony and human-anon and the events after becoming a mare
>>10204040Those horns are terrible.
>>10204040>>10204040>mlp grimderptrying to make a bit of a sad story is one thing, but this seems like performing sadism on a fictional character.
>>10204054The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>10204040>this imageI don't understaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
>>10204031no cereal ;_;
>>10204055They're not even humanThey're not anything, there's no fibula.They wouldn't be structurally sound.
>>10204031But I already know that I'm at fault for all my problems and how I could fix them, I just cant find the motivation to actually do so for some reason.
>>10204059>this seems like performing sadism on a fictional characterSo what?
>>10204040Do I have to read the story to understand why Fluttershy is the only one with flesh left?
>>10204048we always knew that and he is a retard, Cuntdance was also supposed to be just a unicorn
>>10204040>Fluttershit still has flesh leftEVERY FUCKING TIME
>>10204077the synopsis of the story says everyone dies cept for fluttershyfluttershy makes realdolls using her friends bones
>>10204085Is it hot?
>>10204031Fuck of,, fan of the fandom. Brony princess got what she deserved. The only reason she still lives is because of Hasjews meddling. Don't you know that in original pilot episodes luna was supposed to be killed by elements of harmony since she is irredeemable?
>>10204041I doun't liek roses ross. He wiers. weid. i thing think he has lots of problems because he uses fantasy to cope with reality and stuasdghdf. stuff. His art is inconsistant and makes me not like it. but atl least he tries and expressed himself. I love m him for that. Possible good hrea heart in that man. Just needs to a try to love hr reality.>>10204043homework is weird. why do you want to do classes? to feel important? For skills you can learn at library? dude why do you press on? If you want something then nothing will be in aw way of it otherwise there is an excuse and obstiacle. What is obastacle? obstacle? Do youi have to prove to others or yourself that you are wothwile? I love you. and universe god loves you. To know thais this is enough for you to love yoruself. pls don't hate for not being what you want to fantasize.girl promblems whole another book of stuf.dude, if you can't love yourself how can you love other poepl? much less intimately ? like lover or life companiion? I tel you this": Women are people too, they have their own bullshit to deal wtih in soul levle. level. They hurt and not know hurt nor why it happens. If you want to d try to get into their heart, then be he honest in at it and say I WANT TO BE IN YOUR HEAR T AND YOU A SHALL ME BE IN MA IM MINE because eotherwise they are lost. Kjnow t know that they are humans, not jsut hgirls. girls. Boobs and vagina don't make for diffent fundamental f life problems. love yourself and know this with whole soul and others will ove you.>>10204071ZCerl ceral be bullshit. I know m human be physical and nend need diet to exist but you e need to know this and underastnd your body's needs. Get good carbohydrates and enough energy to get moti dfa motivated to LIVE and takcle tackle life by ti it's own balls. fuck waht your own ego wa sayslove youreasyourself.I love you allevery singel one.pleaseloveyourselef too>>10204097damn yo that'sharshI dont' care waht hasbro thinks this is MLPG
>>10204103oh it's spitfire.
>>10204119remember when this thread was about horses?
>>10204121What are horses?
>>10204121I remember when they were about miniature equines.
>>10204057>You transformed into a pony>You have a beautiful flowing mane and a nice coat>You've also notice that you've turned into mare and that there two wings on your back>You also feel... hot>Very hot>Like a burning sensation>It's not even that hot in your room>You decide to call up one of your horsefucker friends and tell them what happened.Okay, now it's time to write the rest of it
>>10204076its pointlessly edegy
>>10204134Chill out, it hurts no one. Fun is not wrong.
>>10204126i like pones with big heads
>>10204126What are those ponies doing? Why is Rarity lying on the ground?
>>10204115I AMS SORRY RUSKIE ANON I KNOW I SOUDN RUSSINA BUT AN AM NOT JUST DRINK r druknk drunkIf you try to read then not oo too hard beacue because it's hard to maysefl.>>10204116nope just some anon who l what wha wants to love all of you wnat and try to depardt give part of soul to love you all>>10204119It's okay you don't have to respond just kn in ignore me. If you don't know aw want my love then okay. If it be garbage then okay. if it help someone's soul with life then GOOOOOD because we all huan human and neeeed this shit. I love you wa all.>>10204120bread be ded yo>>10204121I fucking love horses.I think Dash has a problem with her self acceptiecne and needs others viewss to validate herself. She might have no self worht na and needs help. I would help. WITH WHOLE HEART because love has no boundaries. I help you all too. because love. iteself. itself. Don't think because alcohol stops love isnt'r tur true. I'm sure ONE GUY will be better because of my typing because t MLPG is big and hope is important. with that another swig of beeer
>>10204149What do you mean? They're just doing pony things that ponies do
>>10204145i dont see the fun in taking such a happy world, killing a majority of its inhabitants, and leaving one alive to go insane from the loneliness.
>>10204149they are playing
>>10204151i think Dash has gotten over quite a bit of her issues. She is a lot more patient, and doesnt care quite as much about keeping up her self image, or has at least expanded what she considers acceptable to that image.
>>10204152/v/, please. Go crusade against something else.>>10204155There are different kinds of fun, and it's all good as long if you don't physically hurt anyone in the process against their will. Learn to ignore things, it will improve your life significantly.
>>10204155It's just too deep for you to understand pleb.Just like the wounds in my heart.
>>10204164Trying too hard.
>>10204166>Just like the wounds in my heart.
Happy Monday, MLPG.Just remember, you've been through hundreds before. You can make it through this one. Do it for her.
>>10204176>Do it for her.For whom?
>>10204176Im gonna kill myself because of you
>>10204179The best pony of course.
>>10204164when a thing is pointed out to someone they tend to formulate an opinion on said thing. and in the case of this image board i feel i have the right to voice my opinion. I find such fanfics stupid, and undermine the whole point of calling yourself a fan of the show.
>>10204176but she was a bloody slut
>>10204190Calling marker a bloody slutShe a pure, innocent maiden, Anon.
>>10204176>Happy Mondaydon't remind me
>>10204197>that imageNot anymore she isn't.
>>10204186Different anon.Blah blah, catharsis, blah blah, you're supposed to feel relieved that isn't you, blah blah, we all have opinions and I understand if the story isn't your cup of tea, blah blah.
>>10204186Just don't read them then you fucknugget.
>>10204197Yeah she's pureas pure as rarity LMAO
>>10204167Now you're just throwing random buzzwords buzzword is a buzzword at me and seeing what sticks.>>10204186>and undermine the whole point of calling yourself a fan of the show.How's that cult going for you? Recruited many?It's just the show, you shouldn't be judging people like that lest you will be judged. Who wants to be judged? It feels bad.
>>10204131>After 10 minutes you finally call him>You tell him that you've became a pony but you can really take a picture due to hooves>He jokingly believes you>You keep insisting that he comes over>He say's alright, but as long as he gets to play some vidya>About an hour later you hear a knock at the door and you spend quite a time trying to open the door>He chuckles and says "You're really dedicating yourself to this, aren't you, am I suppose to expect some wacky pony costume">After you open the door the anon looks down and sees you>His eyes widen and he drops his things>"Holy fucking shit, you're a pony! and you look so cute">He decides to pick you up>You almost feel like a baby, but unlike a baby you really want to shove your hoof into your friends mouth>"Put me down, please" you say begrudgingly>"Aww you're such a cutie patootie">He try to give you a scratch behind the ears but you're a bit reluctant>After 10 minutes of cute comments and compliments and your new equine form, he finally calms down and decides to play vidya>You try to sit on the couch like a person but it's a bit awkward.God I'm awful at writing, I should just stop and keep playing DeS
>>10204214If I rub my dick fast enough while thinking about Rarity, I can make thick white pee shoot out of it. I've never seen anyone else do that except for my brother one time so maybe it's a family trait?
>>10204197that's what all the guys she boop'd said
>>10204210Why are tumblr gifs so bad
>>10204207I-I can still pretend that she's pure Anon... don't take this away from me
>>10204162Yes. Over gth the whole MLPFIM I see that all charactes have gronw. grown. matured is g a good sign of a oog good show. Even thoujgh it is meant for kids, it deson't meant that they can't put in life wisodm into it. It's wa why I love it. and love you all. Dash still has problems tat that think that she needs other people to validate her. She is beautiful. Her soul is gorgeous. No matter what oehter other's think will change that. All of you have beautiful souls. Her image is al lie. This lie can caontrol control her into a fantasy. This ego fixation will conrolt of helf self hatred andf and inadequacy. To go forward, she needs to knwos that she doesn't have ot to beat their standards. Just existing is enough to have the existence itself loe lover her h lover love her. I hope that she knows this. I know episode with her reading bnoos books is is as a ghood good one because she realizes preconseived notions of what things are do not mean other ponies are not worthwhile and deserving of love. She loved her friends more, they lvoed her more. better for all. Is good life lesson. She needs someone to expand her soul into a beetter shape of reality. ZI would. whould you?PLEASEMY DRUNK BUZZ H NEEDS PEEOPLETELL ME YOUR TALK AND PROBLEMSI NO LAUGHBE REAL WITH HEART AND SOULi love yoube anon if scared
>>10204217You might have aidsyou should talk to your teacher about it
>>10204197Not anymore she isn't, now she's letting contributors pound her winking mare pussy into the ground in exchange for pretty pictures.
>>10204222I don't fucking know.
>>10204224SHE IS A DIRTY COCKHUNGRY WHORE
>>10204224STOP LYING TO YOURSELF, SHE IS A FUCKING WHORE
>>10204229>now she's letting contributors pound her winking mare pussy into the ground in exchange for pretty picturesI can confirm that this is not true. I contributed dozens of pictures without Marker ever giving me sexual favours in return.
>>10204230Every damn gif is a shitty 0,1 sec loop that has been sharpened and color-raped to eye-cancer causing levels.Shit tumblr, get it together.
>>10204238Don't say that, Anon. Please.
>>10204247your contributions weren't good enough for her
>>10204247I can confirm that you've been gyped
>>10204208>catharsis, blah blah, you're supposed to feel relieved that isn't youI'm that anon and I don't understand this.
>>10204253>even marker pony thinks you are shit and wants to have nothing to do with you
>>10204216>After a couple of hours of watching anon play vidya, that feeling of heat comes back>and it's really intense>You start making light moans>and anon can hear them>"Is there something wrong?">"N-no, I'm fine">You start panting>and leaking
>>10204256I've pretty much been told that by every single english/lit teacher I've had. I'm still trying to figure it out. I'm just reading to procrastinate on the MLPG Draws thing.
>>10204251That's true, tumblr is the home of hipstars and other unspeakable creatures trannies.Maybe they think those filters makes the images look vintage, I don't know.
>>10204254Is there some way to sue Marker Pony for not paying me properly?
>>10204262just keep trying faggot
>>10204225>>>/soc/oh wait, /soc/ shit is pony related since every single fan of the show has autism
>>10204269I never liked her mane it's too flat
>>10204269I can't keep this battle up. I'm sorry I have disappointed you, Maker Pony. May I be replaced by someone more worthy than me
>>10204272>replying to it
>>10204268You can storm into her office and demand paymentOr you can grab her by the mane, push her face into the ground, and rut her while she pants heavily from being dominated
>>10204277I don't know man, the second line sounds pretty rape-y.
>>10204277>and rut her while she pants heavily from being dominatedu-unf
>>10204274I always thought her color scheme is shit. Other than that she's a qt 3.14 pony
>>10204275stop being a drama queen, be useful for once and contribute
>>10204277>Or you can grab her by the mane, push her face into the ground, and rut her while she pants heavily from being dominatedPlease no.
>>10204291I'm mostly joking and am drawing right now anyway
>>10204277>grab her by the mane, push her face into the ground, and rut her while she pants heavily from being dominated
>>10204282>>10204292>>10204285Oh come on man, you gonna let her get away with withholding funds? You can either take her to court like a QUEER or you can take. what's. yours.You take her and you paddle her ass red, with your thighs. Yank at her mane and call her a contributor slobbering cocksucker. Take her face in your palm and nibble into her neck like your trying to suck the sex right out of herYer a man aren't ya?
>Become a mare>Experience a heat cyclethat would be a amazing
I love this marker pony, a bit sluttishmarkerknights should go away
>>10204310I don't get you.It would be like drinking a river and still being thirsty.
>>10204308>pounding marker pony into the carpet till her legs give in and the only thing holding her upwards is your hand around her tailShit man, that sounds empting.. but I couldn't do it if I knew that she doesnt want it
>>10204327>>10204327But that would be terrible. Isn't not having a need better by definition than, you know, having it in a first place?That shit's not logical.
hahahahha suck it zebra butt polygon anon!finally got my triangles to quads!it only took 2 days to figure out, but, i learned!
>>10204310>a colt approaches you from behind>your genitalia glistering with heat, winking frequently clearly showing what you're up to>he is so close, you can feel the breath emerging from his nosrills hitting the mountainous range that is your labia
>>10204073I AM SORRY FOR NOT READING THIGN EARLIRERDude I know your poians pain. I am in same boat, we me and you are niggas. But know that I am with you ans and we sru struggle together. Nver ve never alone, human reace too ba bigt fo n human race is too big fro for that shit.y Know thyself and conquer all yoruself doubt and be lvoing of you. Motivation is hard. I am said to hyvae have dysthymia iby by spy sp phychologist. Fuck him, I cam in control of my life. I love you and know that you will press on, others have and you will. Wht what is other option? To be nothing? pick one. But knmow that being nothing is hell, and to press onward is love.>>10204272dude autism is hard bnot not because i know bec ause it its a fuck yhou iyou you it's a buzzawrod. Who cars if You don't like it? I love you and you can't cahnge my mind. /cos soc don't matter becasue this is mlpg report me and if I get banned whaterver. Someone I hope will be better because of my drunk loving. You can't control things by being scarcastic w so why not tell us your soul? if you like pones then what whatever. It ia is a well written show so yea. Soc is boring and full of whinners.>>10204276I guess replying to replying is just as good yes? dude cmong what wa are yous cared scared of? Yes I am calling you out. tell me. what do you have to lose? Do you nowt not know yourself well enough to know your problems? cmon nothing to lose. If I am wrong then who cares, ikf if I am right then you might grow and mature.Going back to pone, I think Applejack woul be hard to be a lover to. Her live life is already set to giving it all to the structure to not only her family but to existence itself. Her soul is good because it wants to give, but I think that it might be fractured because she might think her worth is based on hw m how useful she is. If someone wanted to be her lover then she would either have to intergrat them into her life or just fuck him on the side like a stress reliver. Do you think so?
MLPG why are u so ded?
>>10204336>enjoy pancakes>suddenly granted the ability to fully explore the definition of "all you can eat" while simultaneously appreciating the taste of pancakes in degrees of detail you've never imagined>implying this would not be preferable to eating two pancakes and being fullAssuming, of course, that you can metabolize all that hot, sticky, dripping maple syrup.
>>10204336I like the idea of being in heat.Having uncontrollable,insatiable and unsatisfied need to be fucked is better than just fucking because you want to.
>>10204359>soulThere's that word again.
>>10204335She wouldn't be depriving you of your hard earned sex if she didn't want you to kick her door down and take her yourselfSueing isn't fast nor easy, have fun in court.
>>10204379What if Equestrian courts are actually fun and Pinkie Pie is a highly skilled attorney
Another Monday and I still don't have a jobhow and why have I not killed myself yet?
>>10204384What if no one has committed a crime in so goddamn long that they've forgotten how to law and they have to sneak peeks at EQLaw books while they railroad you in front of a jury that doesnt know shit about nothing?
>>10204391Because there's always the chance, every day, that you'll wake up with the motivation to pursue that project you've been thinking about and show the world how valuable you really are.
>>10204391because you are a wonderful person and with you here the world is a better place
>>10204336You know how when you're really thirsty, like after you worked outside in the sun for a few hours or something?And you finally go back inside to a cool glass of water with some ice in it?And how that feeling of quenching a good thirst is better than just drinking because you know you need to drinkLike that, but for the duration of your heat every glass of water is like that
>>10204395What is, after getting the court system vaguely straightened out, it occurs that the sentencing is rehabilitative rather than punitive in nature?How many pony hugs and birthday parties does each crime justify?
>>10204391because linking your self worth to a job is suicide anyways
>>10204395>Railroad you in front of a jurySexually?
>>10204400except instead of water it's horsedicks
>>10204399anon what if he is a murdering pedo
>>10204391Because since you have no job, all day is spent doing your hobbies.
>>10204407Of courseThis is MLPG
>>10204401>How many pony hugs and birthday parties does each crime justify?Too many, your body is wracked with diabetes.>>10204406sureIn other news, drawing the CMC is hell
>>10204408Seriously what are the odds of that?In all probability >>10204399is right.
>>10204373Sou7l is a good word. It means every fiber of one self. If you don't want that. there are others. Who on is. how diety gave. pretty much it's you. The entire you. every single aspect of you. That is soul. Being sarcastic is boring, tell me of your soul. Are you scared? Of yourself or do you now tkknow? not know? If ou you think you have handle on life and cannot connect with other people then you are awr wrong. Everypbody have pain, we are all human. Yes I drag on but what do I have to lose? Someone mght better from my rambling so it's it is good thing. You sarcasm will not deter me. In fact I will ask you more. Irony neds intention and I don't care what it s is since you will not tell me. I love you.>>10204391Jobs are abut being part of a machine. If you can sll sell yourself then you get a job, otherwise you can't. I be in miliatyr imi miliatary for 4 years. I know about jobs, and I tell you that it is bll bullshit. Being in reality means having to cope with how others bend it. and others bend it with others being a bitch. If you can pretend to be a bitch, then it you get money. Otherwise, you too good for shit and need to find way of making others give moeny.Are ponies inj innocent in wasy ways of sex? How do they cope with social tabboos?
>>10204379Well, I guess if she wants me too...
>>10204412>sureHave fun in court I shall
>>10204408he isn't, he is a great guy that one day will get a job, fall in love with a beautiful girl and have a wonderful family
>>10204422>>10204424Rachel Ray must be fucking high. No one acts this way on TV, especially in front of a crowd.
>>10204429What if he is gay?
>>10204429But we wont fall in love with a beautiful pony ;_;
>>10204430How is that even related to the first post you linked to?
>>10204437then he'll find a beautiful boyfriend and will adopt a chinese or african kid>>10204441get what you can you greedy cunt
>>10204443You guys were listening to my crazed ramblings this far.
>>10204451ReformatInstall an OS that's actually POSIX compatible
>Quick Reply dialog creation crashed.>Error: ModuleSystem has been deleted
>>10204451Install Windows for Workgroups 3.11
>>10204451burn to DVD
>>10204451Save a few things into an external drive and reformat.
>>10204455I was just hoping for more depraved Marker Pony stuff
>>10204458but anon, OSX is Unix/POSIX compatible
>>10204357I see you have change to quads to triangulateIs there a function in that program to rig and animate?
>>10204400But that isn't good at all.
>>10204480You don't love me for me!I don't think I have anything else, im trying to focus on this sketch im doing for the MLPG draws thing
>>10204399but the world is awful
>>10204491>You don't love me for me!That's just because you aren't a cute pony.I can still casually punch you on the shoulder and call you a bro though if you want me to.
>>10204417>Someone mght better from my rambling so it's it is good thing.You're doing nothing but shitposting. Please get yourself banned.
>>10204503That be alright
>>10204494and anons like you make it a little less awful
>>10204494The world is garbage!
>>10204488nah but i can always export to maya, sculptris>zbrush>maya I still need to add a lot of detail and texturesand learn how to rig and animatei was going to try to use source filmaker first but its a not gonna work , unsupported graphics card won't let me play around in it.
>>10204523This nigga and his quotes impacted into my brain helped me pass Trig
>>10204517no i dont
>>10204524If you had Mudbox, which is basically Autodesks version of zbrush (Which isn't as good imo), you'd be able to kind of rig it. But yeah. Learn to do that stuff. In my opinion its the most fun part in 3D.
>>10204535Yes you do and I hope that one day you realize it and become and even better person
>>10204553Its like you're implying humans have the potential to become good.
>>10204553i bring nothing but pain to others
>>10204563it does>>10204566that's a lie anon, believe in yourself
>>10204549yea i tried mudbox, i didn't like it one bit. i have like every 3d program atm. I'm going to try out Cinema 4D too. I have no experience any really any of it so im going in fresh. I know that it doesn't make sense to try to learn every 3d and animation program, but, A LOT of the concepts if not all are cross program. But that's after I finish modeling. I find that pretty enjoyable. And much later down the line I want to play around in AR. For full pony autism...then it will be an easy jump to VR..../)^3^(\
>>10204596>C4DMan I should jump on that too. Everyones saying how amazing it is but I'm a maya guy (And a shit one at that)VR? YOU'RE ATTEMPTING TO MAKE VIRTUAL REALITY SCULPTED PONIES?! YOU MAD MAN
>>10204391>brainwashed into thinking you are a failure if you dont spend your life working to give most of your money to the government in taxes>who in turn just hand it over to the rich
Good morning from /vp/~
>>10204573something about that looks funny, like her proportions >>10204606First Augmented Reality, just for shits and giggles....then VRAs for C4D, it looks really powerful. But so does Maya with the new release and all the cool effects. PIRATE IT ALL, JOHNNY PIRATE IT ALL
>>10204632I'm almost bored enough to ponify Charizard just to squeeze a reaction out of you sperglords.Almost.
>>10204645You can get free student licenses for all autodesk products.
>>10204654yea i know whats the fun in that though?the versions i have are clean
D-does anyone want to play Mario Kart DS with me?163648 523980
>>10204650im pretty sure someone's already done that
>>10204650Do it and I will pokefy your waifu and catch her with a timer ball.
>>10204719>he wrote in the guest book that he hoped "she would have been a belieber".
>>10204719>legit reasons to hate JBreasons I like>not legit reasons to hate JBreasons I dislike
Ponies sucking dick gets me depleted uranium level hard, why are ponies so sexy with a mouthful of cock? Is it those innocent eyes staring up at you while she bobs her head down to your base, lapping and sucking at the head?I regret not saving that gif of Twilight sucking a human cock, I could never find it again.
Okay if you don't want to talk then I guess I waiw will goto bed. MLPG is about us haning with pones as a common thread, but okay. Whatever. Just know that it's okay, and that hate anons are more vocal than people who like you or want to help you. I love you and you don't know me, wso so I hope that this will heolp help you with oyoru your life problems. Our souls are barren d to those who l kn know lofe. life. Don't feel bad about how you are not doing ahw what your fantasy of life thought you will be dosion doing. Love is enough. Hate i is pa pales in comparison to the idea that you are okay with yourself. Other's should not control you. Their hate shouldn't make you an asshole. Know athta that there are peopl cheering you on through your life that you will never know because they know what it's like. You are nverae never the only kno one nor arews are you alone. I know for a fact one gy has been better fvr from my typing of rumkeness. I love you. You all. Stop the hatinmg. It does nothing but keeping you in a place adsf of hell. Hell is doing the asme thing forever without love. My soulo bleeds for you all. I love you and hope life is better and you accept it's truths and reality. bye
>>10204719Legit reasons to hate him:He's a child.
>Every single straight piece of r34>I always imagine I'm in the mare's place
>>10204769because they've got warm marshmallow mouths and a burning desire for big honking mouthfuls of salty human cream
>>10204778I will revive you and your boner if you're in to that kind of thing
>>10204783>not self-inserting yourself as the stallion and imagining burying yourself balls deep in a sopping wet marevag that's winking and squelching lewdlyFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
>>10204783>any straight piece of r34 I find hot.>I alternate
>>10204798>well endowed stallion being balls deep inside of my wet winking marevagunf
>>10204803What are you, a faggot?
>>10204812Uh.. ramcake? Am I missing a joke here?
>>10204812II don't get it
>>10204783>not imagining how you plunge deep into her, enjoying how her face screws up on every thrust, her eyes fluttering and her breath erractic
>>10204769What isn't sexy about getting your balls drained dry by a cartoon pony?
>>10204836Your reminding me of my mare dreams
>>10204843time for feets?
>>10204822Oh... oh, heh.
>>10204854All she needs is to look just a bit older and have a slight chub and she'd be perfect
>>10204846I wish I had dreams like that.I wish I had dreams at all.
>>10204854She looks a bit too young but I still like it.
>>10204874>Not having dreamsSo it's like, black the entire time you're asleep?Nothing's better than hearing yor own pone moans while a guard takes you from behind
>>10204854Reversesearched the sourcehttp://ponideathmarch.tumblr.com/post/49059995907/her-cutie-mark-is-a-chicken-because-she-alwayshttp://derpiboo.ru/tags/artist-colon-ponideathmarch
>tfw when Tess posted hereIt feels so great
>>10204898>that feel when when
>>10204913>www>when when when
>>10204886Not him, but for me it's just a fairly quick transition from falling asleep to being awake. The few times I do remember my dreams I'm always myself and don't hear myself talk, so maybe I just don't have any imagination.
>>10204886Yeah, it's like I fall asleep and immediately wake up again, with nothing in between.Maybe I just forget everything the second I wake up, but that's pretty much the same as not having dreamed in the end.Though I assume that I really dont dream because my sleep is shit anyway, I am constantly tired, no matter how long or short I sleep or at what time I go to bedI'm jealous ;_;
>>10204886>You will never know how it actually feels to having a huge cock in your mare cunt and one down your throat
Left or right?
>>10204923>tfw when when I thought it was "ror"
>>10204932Right, I'd like to see her act like a succubus>C-c-can I have your seed?>No not right now succishy>Okay, just.. whenever your ready>If you want to
D E D
>>10204967Yes.MLPG is dead. So are you. Stop fighting it. Embrace this feel. Let the darkness overtake you.
>>10204985That sounds hot
>>10204985>letting the darkness winYeah no.I ATTACK THE DARKNESS
Reminder that this is happening and it will be successful.Apparently this guy is going to be Twilight's BF in EG and he'll call her "his Princess"
>>10204932>tfw there's far too few frankie art
>>10205024W-wait what?That's not SA?
>>10205024and spike is a dog, don't forget that
>>10205030>implying Shining couldn't be her boyfriend
>>10205020Yeah, AND KINGDOM HEARTS IS LIGHT
>>10205024>newer official models are released>Somehow people believe that something based on the old models is legit
>>10205020>scrape away the corpse.
>>10205020>Implying you'll win>Implying you won't give up and become a succubi to darkness>Implying you won't be >>10204932
>>10205024At least she doesn't have wings
>>10205033And Granny Smith is the lunch lady apparently.>>10205046That's the thing though. I want to say that it's fake but it looks official enough and the Twilight art is in a higher res compare to the leak, and we haven't seen that before this pic.
>>10205033>spike is a dogso, uh, why couldn't they just do pic related with Spike?I mean, it's a show for teens. Teen rating can let you get away with a naked baby being adorable, while crossing the line a little by giving him spike's voice and probably some dragon-like attributes (probably still breathes green fire) to justify it as "comedy reasons"
>>10205030Nope. His name is apparently Flash Sentry or something. I heard they were also bringing him to FIM as a Royal Guard and set him up for Twilight, but I call bullshit on this part.
Did Snarky post that Scootalo fic he was doing yet?
>>10205055Again newer, high rez models were officially released. It doesn't matter if thata is higher rez. It's old. Couldn't someone do a vector of it.I mean for fuck sake the source of that is ponychan.
>>10205098Who cares?Has he finished Cougarity yet?
My dad works at Hasbro and he said they cancelled Equestria Girls
>>10205119Well my Mom works at Hasbro and they said that Equestria Girls is getting it's own show after season 4
>>10205046>>10205112why are you expecting hasbro to use up-to-date assetsthey're still plastering the alpha G4 mane6 on most of their merch because they don't give a shit, I don't see why they'd have a change of heart for EG
>>10205129Well I am the Hasbro CEO and MLP actually never existed and this is all just a dream
>>10205129Hashbrowns here. Both of your parents are fired for spreading information.
>>10205112Well I'm still treating it as a rumor. The first leak looked real enough, this nigga looks real enough so maybe he'll still appear in EG but with the current designs.
>>10205135Well alpha G4 still looks almost exactly like the ponies in the show. The newer EQG models are pretty damn different than the alpha ones. Extremely different.
>>10205136Well I just did a hostile takeover and I say we start producing high quality toys and kick Meghan McCarthy out.
>>10205144But Meghan is goodWhy not Merryweather?
Well I'm God and I'm going to send you all to hell for being disgusting pedophile horsefuckers.
>Reading that 'Everything is Fine' fanfic>fucking everything after chapter 8, as if it wasn't enough of a trainwreck alreadyI wish I could post all of my angry reaction images at once.
>>10205149Daily fuck up quota needs to be fulfilled
>>10205154What's so bad about it? And the chapters before?
>>10205143could be that it was designed while they had the old versions and it just hasn't been leaked until nowI don't like doomsaying but look how far we've come, it seems irrational to be optimistic at this point
You guys are enjoying yourselves too much.Time to bring it down a notch.
>>10205194Applejack is a very mouth-rape pony.
>>10205167Basically,>apocalypse/meteor bitchslaps ponyville>fs by herself and being crazy and shit>angel commits mercedes benz>magical friendship machine that does something MAGICAL>as time goes on fs makes more convoluted machinery and basically turns into a mary sue>othershy is the part of her that's repressed and angry and shit>othershy is zecora but not really???>celestia turned into 'Skadi' some knockoff ice queen>skadi/othershy trapped in fs mind>fs rapes pinkies corpse, and the corpse is stuffed like a real doll thing complete with candy teeth for candy flavored kissesGod damn, so many other things. It COULD have been a slightly better than average fanfic, but HOLY SHIT.
>>10205143That's probably true. I keep to my "older concept" theory, but it's also very likely for him to be fake.Now this on the other hand is interesting. An EG version of Sunset Shimmer kinda backs up the same rumor that mentioned "Flash Sentry" and the supposed plot for the movie (Something about SS stealing Twilight's crown or something)
Would you love Pinkie more if she was voiced by Keanu Reeves
>>10205213That all sounds bad with no hope of ever being remotely decent.
>>10205024I don't care if it does. In fact I will be happy because we can go back to /co/ for a bit.
>>10205213>SkadiI think I remember farming that guy for the frost drake mount
>>10205230Mt already said this shit is staying here.
>>10205230Moot said that EqG is /mlp/ only
>>10205224I completely regret clicking on it. I'm a chapter and a half out from finishing it, fuck if I won't see how it ends after making me this disgusted.
>>10205241>You will never have a small MiniTuffs all for yourself
>>10205256But what would she usually do? There nothing special about her.
>>10205256I'd rather have a tough mini Mini Tuffs
>>10205248PleaseDon't report your findings
>>10205248Do it. Cuz I sure as shit won't
>>10205055>Granny Smith is the lunch ladyhttp://derpibooru.org/309512?scope=scpe8e2570c0d018812f6711e96fba2a60fc659a73fdYeah, I'm calling fake on this
>>10205316I'm too lazy to find the link but:>not posting the commando [MAD] instead
>>10205404This is war.
>Master will never tie your leash around a post near bronycon and force you to fuck countless bronies>He will never watch as your big blue eyes bob up and down on brony cock>He will never pull your collar, bringing you up to his cock and say "suck me like a good little mare"
>>10205374>>10205430Look point is that anyone can make some shit like this and claim that it's legit.Also the cast is kinda anthro. So you know the fact that all of this are rumors shows them as humans kinda makes it obvious it's fake.
>>10205467Speaking of the cast being anthro. If that show is going to be here then what happens to the no anthro rule?
>>10205467I'm still at the older designs camp, but with this >>10205215 design I'm calling BS on this whole thing>>10205488Tried asking that on /q/. Didn't go so well at all.
>>10205323>>10205304Reported findings:>It's not finished>I won't bother waiting around for it to finish>I wish the 'writer' would mc fucking kill himslef>I'm going to bed>I really hope I don't dream about this>first time reading mlp fanfiction was a stunning failure>probably won't read mlp fanfiction again>everI suppose the greentexts and quests here are inescapable, but still.
>>10205499/q/ is useless when it comes to /mlp/ related topics. Did you try the IRC?
>>10205510If you want some good fapfics, I say Hotsauce's stuff is great.
>>10205499>older design campWhatLook the old designs were from a random tumblr site.Later Hasbro release official designs. The Anthro ones. Not only were those better made but they were higher quality. And again from an official source.The old human designs are outdated and mean nothing. Everything related to them is false.
>>10205526I want chapter 3 of the loli Luna fic.
>>10205510>I suppose the greentexts and quests here are inescapablewas just about to suggest questsI don't think we've ever had a bad one run hereno I wasn't around for Aspirant's Luna Quest so I don't know what the hubbub is about
>>10205526Not really looking for fapfics, but the fanfic just left such a bad taste I think I'm just gonna chill out from pony for a while.Who am I kidding, I'll be here tomorrow.
>>10205535Older designs as in beta. The leak from tumblr was probably the first designs before they changed into the ones we know now with the more anthro elements.>>10205541And I want the Derpy fic he was doing
>>10205213>angel commits mercedes benz
>>10205562But you'll miss japanese pone, anon!
>>10205620I want to commit nintendo
>>10205648>not committing mazda miataBabs, if you're not gonna do it right your better off not doing it at all.
>>10205648>that capBut Babs is not a cunt!
>>10205648You'd have to spend 4 hours setting it up first
>>10205665it was her punishment from CMC
>>10205671>not just getting a 3DS
Pinkie is such a slut, her ass has a vibrate function.
I want to commit Wall Mart
>>10205685I-I want to be pinkie bot
>>10205693I commit wal-mart almost every couple of weeks, 5 dollar sweaters are too good to pass up.
i want to commit jenga
I want to commin rainbow dash
I want to commit dirty dirty sins with her.
YOU WILL WAKE UP IN EQUESTRIA TOMORROWTHERE IS JUST ONE CLAUSEYou have no genitalia like the rest of the ponies. Your sexual drive will remain the sameDo you accept?
>>10205745>that hairShe needs a makeover, stat
>>10205766A thousand times yes. Can I keep my synthetizer? Do ponies even have those?
>>10205766>Sex drive>But no genitalsThat sounds like a total hell
>>10205769I like the hair.
>>10205766>The urge to masturbate disappeared days agoI am ready
>>10205793The purple one can turn me into a mare.I choose the purple one
>>10205793I'll take the box.
>>10205766Will I still be able to pee?
>>10205766Yes.They can still rub my wings or suck my horn.If I end up as a mudhorse I'm fucked I guess
>>10205766I could trade that for being in Equestria, so yes.
>>10205745Cuddling without consent is bad. In fact, its against the law in Ponyville.
>>10205812Pff, what are they gonna do, stab me?
>>10205766> Sex Drive> But No GenitalsHow does that even work?
>>10205793WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX
I like her everything
>>10205821I don't think he ever revealed it. That asshole.
>>10205766But the ponies pee and use standard mammalian reproduction.
>>10205810>>10205766Wait, are we ponies or humans? I wanna stay human, fuck being a pony.
>>10205812So at the end of the Cutie Mark Chronicles when all the ponies dogpile Rainbow Dash and cuddle her against her will, that was rape?Hot.
>>10205801>You will never be a mare while in twilight's home and drinking tea and talk about all the cute stallions in ponyville>You have your mane done by Rarity and you get to play with Fluttershy's pets
>>10205801Dude, why take the pony when the box could be anything?It could even be a pony!
>>10205852Peter Griffin pls
>>10205842>not wanting to be a ponyWhy do you hate magic and flying so much.
>>10205852But the pony on the left can easily turn me into a cute mare.But the box.... IS the box.
>>10205851STOP REMINDING ME
>>10205870>easily>had to do illusions for trixie showdowns>trixie herself said it wouldn't be possible even with the alicorn amulet
>>10205865Wouldn't a human be able to do magic?And he wouldn't be restricted by a cutie mark
>>10205851>tfw half of MLPG wants to be a girl>tfw you belong to that half
Sorry general, need your free pic slots for a sec.
>>10205868Jesus christ, Twily is too cute
>>10205882I'd actually like to have a cutie mark. Would be nice to know what I'm good at instead of being some jack of all trades master of none loser.
>tfw I'm slowly turning into a TwifagI...I really love Rarity, but...She had no fucking episodes during S3...
>>10205881>implying she didn't turn ponies into inanimate objects when she was younger, during that entire rainboom sequence>implying she couldn't turn me into a pony with good spell work.
>>10205887She's too PURPLE>Tfw i will never be as purple as twilight
>>10205885You put an obviously plastic gun to your head and wince?
>>10205896Did you read her micro?
>>10205896Even yellowshit is better than rarity.
>>10205900But dash it's 16:40Why are you behaving like it's morning
>>10205893>Not dedicating your time and human ability to magic and becoming a stronger wizard than anyone else.
>>10205900Man, I wish I knew how to make a rather simple style look so great
>>10205896>>tfw I'm slowly turning into a Xfag>I...I really love Y, but...Now you know how I feel, every day of my life
>>10205902Exactly. Guns arent allowed here so I have to kill myself with plastic replicates.
>>10205922You never loved your waifus though.
>>10205922>implying you know what a waifu is when you change it every day
>>10205897>implying that wasn't just an asspull excuse to put twily with the princessThe more I think about show canon, the angrier I get because Twily's family is composed of mary sues that just do whatever the fuck they want.
>>10205922You're just a manslut, AppleDanI've been a Rarifag since Suited for SuccessBut...Twily is so fucking cute and her wings are so pretty...
>>10205922You would truly be the ultimative slutty mare.
>AppleDanhttp://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/567351>tfw you will never ride a sturdy goat
>>10205934>You never loved your waifus thoughIf that's what you want to believe I can't stop you>>10205942>>10205942I try, dammit! I might not be the best humanbando but dammit I try!
>>10205949>mareclearly he's the slutty stallion
>>10205938That's why I always liked the idea of Trixie being Twily's half sister
>>10205922If you're that conflicted about switching, you never really loved her...
>>10205953>You'll never absorb sex from the atmosphere>>10205964Background chars are hard to love, secondary to main are much easier to form some ties with
>>10205955>he works as a male prostitute>falls in love with each of his clients, bawling his eyes out everytime they leave till the next client arrives and the game begins anew
>>10205962Even if she was, it doesn't give the slightest excuse for the abomination that is Shining Armor.First glance he's alright, until that fucking dweeb who can barely keep himself composed around his sister and some random mare is not only a PRINCE but was also THE LEADER OF THE FUCKING ROYAL GUARD.
>>10205979>Appledan is Icepacksuddenly it all makes sense
Daily reminder that this is just /b/read with a massive case of unwarranted self importance.Pic related.
>>10205975>Saying that>While lusting after fucking Red RibbonMANSLUT
>Trixie Terrible Revenge>That complete mindfuckery>Trixie being turned into a complete and obedient petI wish there was something like this between anon and fluttershy or applejack
>>10205938Hard for me to think of Shining as a Mary Sue.He gets to be captain of the guard, but other than that, what has he done?He got brainwashed by a succubus and cockblocked by a shadow monster, and when he actually manages to do something it's only because his wife is there to jack him up with love power or get thrown by him at the enemy.His sole contribution is, "See that princess? I'm totally hitting that."LIVING THE DREAM
>>10205990>implying you didn't upload that picture, make the comment and screencap it just so you could repost it over and over to try to make us feel bad
>>10205893You know what? Fuck being specialized. I'd rather get good slowly in tons of things.
>>10206005>implyingI can say without an ounce of troll that I did not.
>>10205896Looks like someone hasn't read her Micro yet.
>>10206000I did not mean to post that image
>>10206016Why is she wearing Corwin's glasses?
>>10206001Is there a full version?
>>10205998Red Ribbon is like porn when you're married, you're not exactly cheating on your wife with porn right?r-right?
>>10206000Anon being a pet or the pony being a pet?
>>10206000The TAW one? Yeah, that one was pretty great.
>>10206022Nope. That's the whole pic.
>>10206028you should color the Fluttercollar she drew last night
>>10206031Anon being the pet.I like mind control when it's not about completely destroying the person's mind, but rather simply making them more submissive to someone's commands.
>>10206028Just tell me thisWho is your ACTUAL waifu?
>>10206051Who owns her? Is it RR?
Lets say every alicorn ascension comes with a pair of wings (that you're proficient with) a horn (that you can move stuff around with) and eternal life (you're only gonna die if you get murdered, you're unable to self-terminate)Also, every six months an alicorn can uplift a regular ponySay you're Twilight Sparkle and it's your six month anniversary. Since aliconication is such a vast improvement in a pony's life, do you immediately start ascending your friends?Once the main six are all Princesses, do you move on and uplift other ponies as well?Why or why not?Explain your choices
>>10206062Fluttershy is like the class pet, changes weekly
>>10205990Listen asshole.We just want a thread to ourselves where we can have fun and yes, occasionally have some show discussion related to the show.Anyone who says "HAY GUIZE WE'RE SO MUCH BETTER DEN DA PISS" or "LETZ GO KILL /mlp/ SO WE CAN GO BACK TO /co/ is either shitposting or a delusional fucktard. We don't think we are better than anyone, nor do we think that we're somehow the 'eternal founders of the pony fandom whose feet you must kiss' or whatever shit you have heard.Now will you please shut the hell up?
>>10206058Bon Bon, Mayor Mare, Harshwhinny and Mrs. CakeDid I miss anyone?
>>10205990we're just people from /co/ who love longer
>>10206063I don't know, someone might just try to fuck everyone else over with their powers.
>>10206063NoI'm my own waifu, nowI'll fly off to the Bahamas, make a new island, and live there while I masturbate forever
>>10206051After I finish this drawing for the MLGDraw thing>>10206058I like to think it's Mayor Mare, but i'm never sure. Every time I designate a "waifu" I start thinking of another pony i've grown fond of.>>10206069>Mrs. Cake#BEEF
>>10206063That would totally end like ticket master.
>>10205990Kevin's pony is so disgusting
>>10206093It's mostly the faces, they just seem creepy
>>10206093I would have agreed with you a year ago, but I think they look really neat by now
>>10206082I honestly think AppleDan is the Element of Love
>>10206000>Fluttershy keeping a magical hypno-collar on anon>It makes him obedient to fluttershy, even when he doesn't want to>Taking off the collar makes Anon feel sick and dizzy>So he just keeps the collar on, always obedient to his master
>>10206079Once the elements are all alicorns they would be able to team up to defeat any other single alicornAlso, don't you think there's enough good ponies that even without the elements that good would win?>>10206080Alright, then you're not Twily and you exist in a time long after Twily has flown away to explore the starsYou're looking at at least a year of hard study before you master the magic necessary for space travelDo you uplift two alicorns before you fly off in search of your waifu?
>>10206063>Turn the Mane6 into alicorns>use 9 alicorns in a collective effort to revive Starswirl>ascend Starswirl>combine all 10 alicorns into a single entity>become the God Empress of Pony>lead all of ponykind in a crusade against CHAOS
>>10206063I think I'd ask my friends if they wanted to be alicorn'd first. I mean, it's great and all, but it's just common courtesy.Which I didn't get.If they say no, then I don't, and if they say fuck yeah, then congratulations, you're the new princess of... fuck, I don't know, pick something.After my closest friends are alicorns or not, I'd probably be a lot more recluse about uplifting ponies. Y'know, only for ponies that showed a lot of promise or that I really appreciated for some reason.You can't make EVERYONE an immortal. We'd run out of space to put everyone. And some people you just don't want to be immortal. Also, some people just don't want to be immortal.
>>10206100Same, though his fillies still look kinda odd. Still hot as fuck though
>>10206110>merge with the rest of the main 6 and celestia, luna and cadanceDo you think you can have mental orgies after merging?
>>10206083http://www.fimfiction.net/story/6443/1/trixies-terrible-revenge/chapter-1>>10206109What if a couple of ponies create their own secret underground order of the Alicorns? Practicing wicked magic that in some cases rivals what the elements of harmony can do?
did the draw event pictures get posted yet?
>>10206115>hoarding your power>not revolutionizing society by giving all the pones magic>not flying off to create new worlds
>>10206077>who love longer?
>>10206120Well, the emprah doesn't really have mind orgies in his mind with all the wizards that combined themselves.If he did, it'd explain why the psykers die like its a bad habit.
>>10206126yo nigga you best be stepping away from my background waifu or we're gonna have some trouble here
>>10206135> flying off to create new worldsI don't... think I'm powerful enough to do that.Maybe...."Twilight? What are you doing? You've been in the library for days!""I'M INVENTING SPACE TRAVEL"
>>10206158>Smile gets dangerous
>>10206142Well, he doesn't merge with hot pony alicorns.
>>10206088So you'd play Oprah and make everyone a princess?
>>10206158Nigga, Libby is safe with you. Don't go gettin' paranoid now.
>>10206063So I'm more powerful than Celestia and Luna?Awesome.
>>10206163>I don't... think I'm powerful enough to do that.Not yet, anywayBut you have all the time in the world to study and no upper limit in powerWe'll say that goes for everything else too, if you spent enough time bucking trees you could kick down mountains and if you spend enough time going fast you could eventually be the flash
>Go to equestria>Learn magic>Create a spell called Chaos Dunk>Challenge the mane 6 to a battle>Do the chaos dunk>Equestria is now mineOr maybe I'd just learn magic and spend the rest of my life with fluttershy
>>10206175Not at the moment, but eventually you could beThey just have a significant head start
>>10206188But you just said I could alicorn a pony every six months.
>>10206181>inflicting a chaos dunk on innocent equestriaYou're truly evil, anon.
>>10206200All alicorns can so they can too, they just choose not too
fluttershy what are you doing
>>10206181Fluttershy smells like a zoo and her home is a mess.I'd liveAnywhere else
>>10206181>Implying you have the magic power neccesary for Chaos Dunknigga thats like a Level 5 Discordant SpellDiscord only makes that shit look easy because HE IS Chaos, and so is the font of dicordant power.
>>10206127Yeah i remember that one. Really damn good. Shame there's not much of mind break like that.
>>10206181>Basketball game starts in Canterlot Arena>horses don't play basketball so you immediately take posession>charge down the court>an alarm starts blaring as the ball beings to power up>you jump in to the air>Celestia's pupils narrow to pinpoints and her horn glows>you appear on the moon>the moon shatters>Equestria is saved, Luna is pissed
>>10206130>>10206144>>10206140I believe they should be posted in the threads. That would make some great new content at once.
>>10206209Fluttershy's Cottage: The only place in Equestria where you could shit on the carpet and owner wouldn't know who did it
>>10206230Generally they're posted in the threads as they're made, plus there will be a huge dump at the endif you want to post them all right now feel free
>>10206232>implying she doesn't know the difference by smell>by texture>by taste
>>10206230Some of them were yesterday. I believe it'll be the same with today prompt
>>10206224>broken off pieces of the moon crashes into earth
>>10206209>implying it does not smell like flower and pineI would hear the CmC complain about the smell if it were true.
>>10206236>there will be a huge dump at the endAw yiss
>>10206242>Shining Armor is tapped to defend Equestria>Griffon lands are fucked
>>10206246They hang out with Sweetie, they're used to it.
>>10206224>you appear on the moon>a loud explosion is seen across the moon in the night sky>the dust clears>the letters "CHA" are etched upon the surface of the moon
>>10206252>sunset shimmer saves the day >somehow
>>10206221All I need to do is channel my inner barkleyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85Bvg--0ocE
>>10206263Anon, pls. That is a bad tumblr and you know it.
>tfw no agonizingly slow, passionate, teasing blowjob from Celestia while gazes up at you with a hungry look in her eyes>she pulls you the the very edge over and over again, stopping at the last moment to deliver a few gentle licks on the painfully sensitive underside of your head, giggling as a gush of pre oozes down your shaft
>>10206264I still would love if they could reference that in the Nightmare Rarity issues.
>>10206252>trillions of dollars and dozens of lives wasted on a futile pursuit>after decades of attempts the entire program is about ready to give up>the answer was staring us in the face this whole timeI know how to get poor sweet brave Jebediah home now.
>>10206264>>10206281I don't get it
>>10206263faceless, go away
>>10206287It's from The Tick.
>>10206280Pony blowjobs are way more sexy than they have any business being, fuck this show for making me jerk off to the thought of getting my head sucked by a purple unicorn, like a calf trying to tease the milk of a stubborn teat
> She needed a walk. She hoped Twilight had her lead, so she could clip it to the dark purple cloth collar around her neck, like it should beAh geeze
Did we ever get more Applejack Season yesterday?
>>10206296I don't get it, why isn't the pegasus flying?
>>10206298but what does it mean?
>>10206302>Pony blowjobs are way more sexy than they have any business beingI want to suck a ponydick so bad
>>10206307Stupid Pegasi forget they can fly.
>>10206305He finished it.pomf
>>10206310The main villian's name is Mr./Dr./Prof. Chair (or something like that). He tried to etch his name on the moon with a laser.
>>10206320>Last panelOHHHHHH DEAR.
>>10206310A villain named Chairface Chippendale tried to laser his name onto the moon to commit the ultimate act of vandalism. He didn't finish.
>>10206307She knock out? You can't fly if you are knocked out.
>>10206313pony dicks are ugly, the first pone thing I ever jerked it to was a picture of Celestia with her mouth open and a fresh load of human cum on her tongue
>>10206320Did he actually finish it, or was he just teasing?
>>10206280It's a cruel world.
>>10206343>he didn't finishI bet it wasn't the first time that happened.
>>10206320>last panelSilly AJ, dragons can get everything pregnant.
>>10206347It's right in front of you double-mule.
>>10206347It's "finished" for now.This is GG, though, you never know when he'll get inspired to do more of anything.
>>10206353>you will never have super virulent dragon semen
>>10206354he finished that page, but that's a pretty lame ending to the comic if that's all he's going to do
>>10206353according to d&d anyway
>>10206370>D&D is owned by Hasbro
>>10206361>you will never have your marehood thrashed by Bimmy and Jimmy
>>10206363eh, all we would get would just be a montage page of them fucking like rabbits with AJ swelling up from Spike's spunk and babiesnothing special
>>10206353But that's minotaurs
I'd buckz dem eyesocketz
So whats up today MLPG?
>>10206320>Spike jizzed on Applejacks apples
I require your freshest horseboners
>>10206394That picture always reminds me of this one.
>>10206394More like down her throat.
>>10206302>>10206280If you've ever done that frenulum edging technique, you feel a huge buildup of pressure and a throb of pleasure, the feeling comes in pulses that get stronger and stronger, and it's so satisfying when you finally cum, it's like unkinking a hose that's ready to burst. I can't think of a way to describe it better, I need to work on it.
>>10206378>eh, all we would get would just be a montage page of them fucking like rabbits with AJ swelling up from Spike's spunk and babies>nothing specialY-yeah.W... who would want something like that.
>>10206395Freshest cap right hereactual freshest is the death by horsefucking thing from the other day, do you want that?also some guy posted some 'fat chick x a bunch of horses' wip that wasn't pony related but I don't have the link
>>10206416not me, of coursethat's why I wrote itI need itNEED
>>10206406I love this cute AJ image. Iwonder if she would get those apples.
>>10206442She's a patient pony. She can wait for what she wants.
YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING LAMEC'MON TWILY YOU'RE COMIN' WITH MEEEEEE
Pony is not for sexy.Pony is for cute
>>10206417Jesus H. Christ, mlpg
>>10206463bitch I don't even know you
>>10206474TASTE MY LIGHTNINGSUCKA!
>>10206465Pony is not for sexual.Pony is not for cute.Pony is for pony and that's what I like best about pony.
>>10206414I've done that one, it's torture toward the end. It takes incredible willpower to overcome the urge to stroke, but I switch toward lightly tapping at the home stretch because the frenulum gets so sensitive you only need the lightest touch. It's sadistic but the slow buildup and massive release is so much more satisfying than regular masturbation, it's the only way I edge now.
>>10206480>Pony is not for cute.
>>10206480sometimes pony is even for wearing saddles
>>10206458Shetland pony mares look tight as hell.
>>10206417You know, this kind of stuff doesn't even shock or disgust me anymore.scrollscrollscroll-pause-scrollscrollscroll.jpg
>>10206494What aren't there more Saddle Arabians in the show?
>>10206494pony is always for saddlesmerchandise is canondeal with it
>>10206480Pony is for cute and sexual, nerd.
>>10206508>>10206480>>10206465WHAT AM I
>>10206436>>10206416oh pleaseit's not over.I've got something planned
>>10206480>not for sexualwell maybe they should stop being so sexy, Rarity is like the Lola Bunny of the 2000s generation kids.
>>10206511you are chaos goddess
>>10206489>>10206480Come to think of it. This show does contain ponies like Rarity and Fluttershit. So i suppose you're right, Pony is not always for cute.
>>10206511A MISERABLE PILE OF MASHMALLOW
>>10206494Well, that pony is a cutie though.
>>10206494Arabians with full regaelia are a bitch to draw/animated.
>>10206511PINK PONY IS FOR WHATEVER PINK PONY WANTS
>>10206511You are for pink
>>10206532They ruined 4th Edition.
>>10206539>you will never be a pretty cartoon mare casually eating as a stallion rams you from behind
>>10206514You wily little bugger
>>10206494>>10206526Arabians are one of the most expensive horse breeds, they can run you 6 figures. A $500 miniature pony is easier to maintain, tighter, and less of an asshole.
>>10206373They also own Magic and dragons can't get everything pregnant in Magic.
>>10206523...oh my god
FUCK MY BUTT
>>10206568This isn't ded
>>10206555>ey yo girl let me cap yo point
>>10206556Arabians are actually cheap. They only go high prices because of >rich people and Saudi Arabian Shieks have boners for horses.
>>10206543Caledonian-NV has a great video of a pony eating carrots while a guy fucks it from behind, it starts dripping and squelching like crazy. The hose doesn't even give a fuck, it just keeps on eating.
>>10206580>pon poning ponoh jeez...
>>10206587No anon. That pony is sexualling pony.
>>10206414>>10206487What is edging? It sounds like a new /v/ buzzword, but from the context I deduce it's not.
>>10206576and because of >pedigree
>>10206589oh well i guess thats ok. but pony is only for sexually with other pony, how else can you get more pony?
>>10206596Getting right to the "edge" of climax and backing off so you don't actually climax right then.
>>10206596Where you fap to the point where you're about to come and then stop fapping.
>>10206596masturbating without letting yourself finish
>>10206556>you will never take a beautiful arabian princess horse on a magical carpet ride
>>10206596Where have you been, that word has been around forever. It means masturbating right to the edge of orgasm, stopping, then going to the edge again as long as you can stand. The orgasm is a lot more intense, it's worth it.
>>10206603>solely for the purpose of procreationyou deviant
>>10206598>Applejack will never appear out of the void and feed you an apple
>>10206589This is one of the reasons why people love arabians. It halarious, they're actually a very tough horse, but people dont want them anymore once they get scarred up from horsing around.
C y o o tFind a cute picture of a ponyAnd post it
>>10206625i personally think that arabians have extremly ugly heads
>>10206603Pony is for sexually with griffon, with diamond dog, with dragon, with zebra, with minotaur, with cockatrice, with donkey, with human, with draconequis, with horse, with mule, with cow, with sheep, and with toaster.
>>10206632>>10206637Cute anons!Post CUTE ponies!
>>10206639Could you please go back to the steamchat and stay there?
>>10206576Those sheiks are rich enough to fly in that horse trained to give blowjobs, I wish I had that kind of money.
>>10206632as you wish
>>10206637DT is such a qtπ
>>10206632I find this pony to be cute.
>>10206623>After materializing into existence and cramming a whole apple into your mouth Applejack stares you dead in the eyes before vanishing>"No one will believe ever you, sugarcube"
>>10206639>that scene from Jackass 2 where the guy drinks the horse cumnight thread's dream right there
>>10206661She's PURPLE enough at least
>>10206663>No one will believe ever you>ever you
>>10206666That's an ugly fat horse.
>>10206606>>10206609>>10206615What is it for?oh wait>>10206618How do you do it?
>>10206674No one said she was the smartest pony
>>10206674Don't try and correct Applejack, it won't end well
>>10206636You take that back!
>>10206676ur mum's an ugly fat horse
>>10206676fuck you she has an ass of gold
>>10206636They really are ugly horses. Plain white horses with blonde manes and tails are really pretty.
>>10206666Derpy is a very ugly pony
>>10206681>How do you do it?do you know how to read? several people have explained it
>>10206673That's exactly what I just said.Cute.
>>10206681I just told you how. Jerk off then stop before you cum, then keep doing that until you can't stand it anymore.
>>10206681https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgasm_control>that original research tag
>>10206673purple is gay
>>10206702That doesn't explain anything.
>>10206699Then i agree
PONKA POEPENKAE PAOPIECE 'A PIE
>>10206709>purple>gayIf you insist.
>>10206726DON'T TRY TO STOP HIMHE'S GOT NOTHING TO LOSE
>>10206713Um, it does.
>>10206719why are small pones so fuzzy?
>>10206737Why aren't you so fuzzy?
>tfw you will never be able to warn Twilight you're about to cum, then let out a primal groan of pleasure, moaning out "OHHHH FUUUUUUUCK TWILIGHT!"
>>10206713i explains literally everything
>>10206731purple-purple is gay, but white-purple is good
>>10206757white-purpleLike this, then?
>>10206767What are you doing Applejack? Thats not a bed thats a counter. you are being rude pinkie needs your help and you are sleeping on the job.
>beefy crunch burrito coming back in MayWelll there goes my dieting...
>>10206767I find your choice in qt π pone outstanding
>>10206786>tfw the McRib still isn't on the dollar menu
Can someone draw pony wearing these halters and harness?
>>10206734>>10206750Well then, whatever.
>>10206773nahgirl white-purple is better
>>10206800>is fucking delicious
>>10206817Who the fuck puts marshmallows in their tacos
>>10206786So after spending half a year in whitesville, AKA Phoenix, AZ, I realized that white people fucking love Taco Bell. Why?
>>102067131. Grab penis2. Imagine milking a cow except do this to your penis, or take your thumb and index finger, form an OK sign, then place over penis and apply milking motion.3. Keep going right until you feel like cumming, then stop.4. Repeat steps 1-4
>>10206741Can someone explain the last panel?
>>10206826It would probably actually be pretty good.Like a desert taco with chocolate and marshmallow
>>10206793Thank you, anon.
>>10206835what's not to like?it's cheap, fast and delicious
>>10206841You mean a "Choco Taco"?
>>10206838She's taking birth control so she can boink the donkey more often
>>10206835It is pretty tasty, and you can feed yourself for a week on like 15 bucks
>>10206848Yeah but that's ice cream
>>10206838Pinkie Pie is taking birth control while fucking Cranky because when GG writes she's a massive slut and a huge bitch
>>10206747>You will never smell Twilight's musk
>>10206818>femanon talking about cosplaying as Renne>tfw no qt latino femanon with a big ass to cosplay Saffron
>>10206835>5 layer burrito>1buckSeriously get 1 and a two dollar deal, bam you have everything you want to eat for the rest of the day
>>10206865there's plenty of hispanic cosplayers in los angeles.
>>10206865>She's also like 6'4"
>>10206741I really would've liked it if you had done the original version but as a fic.
>>10206870Del Taco is cheaper and you get better/bigger burritos for cheaper price at mexican joints. Legit ones anyways, not El Torito.
>>10206885Del Taco is for losers.
>>10206876>She's also like 6'4"O-oh geez... is she?I thought Renne was just a shortstack
good evening mlpg
>>10206838Donk's waifu can't have kidsDonk's waifu and Donk agree to try and use ponko as a birtherponko takes brith control so she can get that donk dickponko remains worst pone
SOMETHING'S GONETERRIBLY WRONG
>>10206916I am ashamed.I shall leave forever on a journey of discovery.
>>10206908is that pony brokenis she going to be okay
>>10206926I DON'T KNOWTHE DOCTORS WON'T TELL ME ANYTHING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2bmd1ixuYk&feature=player_embeddedWhy aren't you watching the indie film project of the century?
>>10206950Nobody likes indie film projects.
>>10206880>I really would've liked it if you had done the original version but as a fic.What was the original version?
>>10206950Because twice in one day is too much.
>>10206950I'd much rather watch an animated version of Tails Gets Trolled
Turns out using someone elses pen settings doesn't actually grant you his art skills in some magical way.What a shame.
Heaven is where the police are pegasithe gardeners are earth poniesthe mechanics are unicornsthe cooks are gryphonseverything is organized by the alicornsand the wives are changelings.
>>10206964That's a good night guard.
>>10206964Well that is cute. I did not know that is her cutie mark.
pony is tsunderetsundere for you
>>10207000I'm tsundere for pony at the same time.
>>10206964after seeing her cutie mark, I always figured that her name would be Night Lily, but Night Guard's okay too.
>>10207000I don't think so.I think she just likes you.
>>10207000Why is pony always tsundere for me? Why can't pony be yandere for me?
>>10207026Because Fluttershy is Deaf's waifu.
>>10206972>bugfuckingyou were doing so well until the very end
>>10206972Heaven is wherethe police are PONKAthe gardeners are PENKOthe mechanics are PANKAthe cooks are PINKOeverything is organized by PENKIand the wives are PANK
>>10207037Neat, but I thought you'd choose Pinkie Pie for those things.
>>10207000I wish I could write, so I could make a shitty fic about tsundere AJMaybe Tex would suck my dick for making it
>>10206990I just picked the cutie mark from Equestria Prevails reference pic and hope that I got the right one
>>10207048Why would you want Pinkie Pie organizing everything?
>>10207051What does your hoof smell like, Pinkie Pie?
>>10207048>Pinkie Pie in charge of police and organizationJesus Christ anon
She's supposed to be getting her cutie mark in horseback riding but I think this is stretching it a bit.Tell me what you think.
>>10206957>What was the original version?it was a lot like that, except Pinkie wasn't into the pornographic lengths Cranky started taking it and it became pretty twisted and vulgar, with Pinkie thinking she couldn't just back out because she'd already agreed to itIt was too meanspirited even for me and I just changed it halfway so Pinkie was on board
>>10207068it's alrightThe hair makes her look like she's half Applebloom and half Scootalooalso she looks rather chubbyNow ink and color it
>>10207068Scootaloo's legs seem off.
>>10207072...what does fun smell like?
>>10207080Oh wait, it's not Scootaloo.I think.
>>10207097it's kind of both
>>10207091Nobody likes Tails anymore>>10207080>>10207079I-it's supposed to be Sweetie Belle
>>10207112then you botched the mane
>>10207068Big Mac looks pretty good. The filly's legs could use some work.Do you mind if I try redlining it?
>>10207112Fuck it, you're too far in.Just combine all of them in one pony
babs seed babs seed
>>10207112THAT ISN'T EVEN HER MANE, DAN.THE BACK PART IS APPLEBLOOM, THE FRONT IS SCOOTALOO'S.GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
Even - Cardio first, draw laterOdds - Draw first, cardio later.
>>10207131ALSO SHE HAS NO HORN
>>10207119>>10207122>>10207131pff im kidding, could you imagine? That's Applebee's or whoever.>>10207120Sure
>>10207133draw night and dayguards doing cardio
>>10207133your going to kill your gains man
>>10207142NIGHT HORSEAAAHH AAAHH AAAAHHH~FIGHTER OF THE DAYHORSEAAAHH AAAHH AAAAHHH~
>>10207162*your going to kill you're gains manfixed
>>10207162your going to kill you're gains man
>>10207171So Mulia is a good chef (obvious play on Julia Child), what does that one guy mule in Ponyville do?
>>10207171Draw a younger version of her, please.
>>10207175>>10207177How's about...Drawingdyslectic nighthorse and dayhorse guards doing cardio.
>>10207180>So Mulia is a good chef (obvious play on Julia Child), what does that one guy mule in Ponyville do?Lures young schoolchildren behind some bushes in the park.
>>10207183>Draw a younger version of her, please.You might as well ask me to de-age a fine wine, anon
>>10207197>he challenges them to games of marbles
>>10207206>>10207171Why the duck face?
I can leave all of this flesh behindI can see right through the whole façadeI'm becoming something moreI am turning in to god