>rape

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Would you love your waifu even if she was a bear who could only growl and roar?

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Hopefully this looks a little better than last time.

It's getting late and I'm turning in. See you tomorrow!

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Cheshire, for real? Did you see where I colored your epic Boop.gif?

Also: would you let Tabitha basically your mushroom?

>>10128715
Not sure how I could if I couldn't communicate with her, but if she could figure something out with magic then sure.

>>10128732
i would mushroom with Tabitha any day or night.

>>10128725
Cute.

>>10128739
Well, not if she was a bear in the first place. Like if she all of a sudden turned into one. You'd still love her, right?
NO THERE'S NO CURE.

>>10128725
Body looks good
head looks whack

>>10128732
Colored? That gif? Good lord... bring it!

>>10128752
Discord
Rarity's a pony again
FUCK YOU

CAN I ASK SOMETHING?

>>10128752
I suppose I would. If I can like her as a pony when I'm a human then I'd eventually get over her as a bear to.

>>10128760
You just did

>>10128757
For trying to cheat, you get no waifu.
>>10128761
For loving pone, she turns back into pone, but can also become a bear when she wants so you can have bear cuddles sometimes.


Thanks for playing.

>>10128763
CAN I ASK SOMETHING ELSE?

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>>10128756
BOOOP

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>>10128763
Woah.

>>10128768
You just did

>>10128770
I know why the eyes look weird:
You filled in her iris with white and her pupil with green.
You filled up the white of her eyes with Pink.
Remember, ponies don't have a "line" around the white of their eyes.

>>10128776
OH
OKAY
CAN YOU RECOMMEND ME A PONY?

>>10128766
WOOPTIEDOO
I HAVE DISCORD. AND DISCORD TOOK ME TO EQUESTRIA WHERE MY WAIFU LOVES ME
AND FUCK YOU
ALSO I'LL FUCK YOUR WAIFU

>>10128766
Not sure how I'd like bear cuddles, but I could get used to the concept.

>>10128784
Discord is an evil trickster, in the process he turned you into a bear and ate off your dick.

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>>10128783
Here you go
No refunds

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>>10128783
I recommend this pony. She is cute and reliable.

>>10128792
DISCORD IS GOOD NOW
YOU LIE
I WIN

>>10128788
Well, it's just if you want.
But they're warm and soft.

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>>10128753

He's getting a little closer. He needs to start cleaning up his lines like he did for the others, though.

>>10128780
You're right! I knew they looked weird but I couldn't figure that out. I guess I'll have to edit this.

my little blog general
>tfw toilet clogged
fugg

>>10128798
IF DISCORD IS GOOD, HE WOULDN'T HELP SOMEONE WHO THREATENED TO FUCK MAI WAIFU.

>>10128770
Pffahaha splendid.
only thing is that eyes on the beginning looks kind of weird but that's on me. I never thought about getting it in color in the first place. So there's no line around whole eye. There's only upper eyebrow to imply the overall shape.
Nice touch with colorful boop at the end.

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>>10128794
>>10128795
THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD
BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?

>>10128809
WELL WHAT IF YOU ARE EVIL AND THUS YOU DESERVE TO BE PUNISHED BY HAVING YOUR WAIFU FUCKED?
WHAT THEN

>>10128812
That's a very cute one

>>10128815
BUT I'M NOT EVIL, I'M GOOD!

>>10128815
ALSO, IF YOU ARE GOING TO PUNISH ME THROUGH MAI WAIFU, THEN YOU ARE EVIL!

>>10128812
I like that one. She was pretty good in season 3 too.

>>10128818
>>10128826
CAN YOU TELL ME A STORY ABOUT HER?

>>10128820
YOU ARE ANON
ANON SPAMS A LOT
THUS YOU SAPM A LOT AND YOU ARE EVIL

>>10128825
WHAT IF YOUR WAIFU IS ALSO EVIL?

>Horse

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>>10128831
One day she didn't go fast enough

>>10128837
>WHAT IF YOUR WAIFU IS ALSO EVIL?
I....
I had not considered that....
I suppose I have a lot to think about.....

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>>10128806
Savannah Smiles r34 when?

>>10128811
Thank you. The further I got there were more parts where I had to add/remove small line details to make it more colorable but I wasn't doing anything like that for the first few frames and it shows. Do you think I should edit the eyes like >>10128780

>>10128839
WHAT EVIL DIMENSIONS YOU HAVE

>>10128846
haha wow
I wonder if that was intentional

>>10128845
what's happening in this picture?

Anyone have that pic of textures in cylinders?

>you will never have Apple Bloom hand out at your place
>you will never encourage her to fart as much as she wants, giving the whole room a pleasant apple/manure scent

>>10128868
I'm not sold on this idea, anon.
Describe it in more detail.

>>10128868

thank god

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I wish my penis was bigger

>>10128842
>Imagining waifu with an evil lilt to her voice.
Boner.

>>10128876
basically things get disgusting then Big Macintosh caves your skull in

>>10128868
You are correct.
Ponies stay out in the yard.

>>10128850
I like to think that he's cleaning his burning cum off of her after involuntary ejaculation following her getting way to into oral sex. See how she looks angry but also sort of ashamed, and Spike looks guilty but also sort of surprised at how hurt she is?

Is something going on with 4chan or something

>>10128885
Yep, definitely not interested.
Sorry.

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>>10128896

GUYS
GUYS
WHAT IF PONY
GUYS
WHAT IF PONY WAS PONY

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>>10128884

>>10128906
MY PONY IS THE PONIEST PONY OF ALL PONIES!

>>10128907
epic sweatguy meme

So, do any of you actually have body pillows of your waifu?

>>10128905
My pizza did that more or less last night.

Did Tess change his tumblr account?

>>10128919
I will in 7 to 10 days

>>10128907
Who is she, anon?

GUYS
GUYS
WHAT IF WE WERENT ALL AUTISTIC MANBABBIES

>>10128918
You are free to provide me with alternative image macros Anon.

>>10128929
I'm not. Are you?

>>10128919
>not cuddling with the brushable toy or a woman

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>>10128919
I've got mine ordered.

>>10128929
I've been becoming more social thanks to fluoxitine.

>>10128929

>implying I am

>>10128934
Yes, why are you here?

>>10128944
It's good stuff, isn't it?

>>10128939
>Cuddling
>With a small plastic toy
>Or something that isn't your pone waifu at all.

>>10128926
http://tessdraws.tumblr.com/

>>10128926
Isn't it the second time?

http://tessdraws.tumblr.com/

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>>10128881
We all do, Anon

We all do

>>10128929
I doubt most of us have a diagnosis.

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A new draw by Apple.

>>10128926
>>10128955
>>10128956
>Tess still hasn't visited us
;_;

>>10128969

>plus his NSFW tumblr hasn't updated yet

;-;

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>>10128952
I dunno.
Passes the time, I guess.

>>10128969
>Hobopone will never update again

>>10128973
er, meant to link to >>10128950

>>10128952
>>10128944
>everything is an illness
>you need drugs so you can work
>take the good drugs so you can make lots of money for israel
>good goy

>>10128969
He hats us. I think he's better off improving by himself without being distracted by the general

>>10128973
WHAT'S THAT ONE CALLED?

>>10128987
Tom Cruise, please go away. There are chemicals at work in our brain that some people are imbalanced with and require assistance.
It's not "body thetans".

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>>10128988
But...but I miss him anon. I miss him so much. And I keep waiting. Maybe he'll come back one day...

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>>10128998
>People need help to be the same

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>>10129006
>be the same
I wish I wasn't me

>>10128928
I'm pretty sure my waifu wouldn't be very good at being evil.
There are other ponies though which would

>>10129006
You can either do the things you do and feel like shit while you do them or feel great.
I know which one I choose.

>>10128967
>Appleman's luxurious chest hair will never tickle your back.

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are we ded yet?

>>10129006
>People need to be mentally ill.

>>10129015
>"it's just in your head!"
>"get over it!"
>"What are you, a mouse?"
>"Show some willpower"

Aaaa I thought I sent it already. Sorry.
>>10128845
Mmm it's up to you. If you want to go ahead sure. It doesn't look bad as it is maybe a little bit off but it's fine by me.

Also the hell. Back with name. Mlpg I have about hour of time before departure. Any requests? Maybe something filly-cute-whatever?

>>10129017
>we

>too much cum down Tess' grandma's throat
>she died
>no more Tess on MLPG.
My bad guys

>>10129032
I dunno why people keep greentexting stuff like this
Nobody ever said this or acted like this to me while I was depressed.

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>>10129006

oh god that gif makes me depressed every fucking time

fucking spongebob

>>10129038

but she's alright

>>10129034
Sweetie belle wearing a sweater that is too big but she's happy with it.

>>10129040
Your case is an example. Just because it didn't happen to you doesn't mean it didn't happen to everyone.

>>10128998
I'm not a scientologist, I'm an "I don't want to be zombied by the feds because they say it's wrong for me to feel depressed when the whole world is fucked up"

>>10129046
That's the advantage of being an eternal single: You don't need as much money and thus don't have to work all day every day.

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>>10129034

more of this pony

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_oszai4dxI

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>>10129062

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>Post successful!

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>>10129062
What are you, a masochist?

>>10129062
Okay, fine. Don't take medication. I don't care. You are responsible for yourself, and no one should force you into anything. But don't chastise other people for trying to seek help and feel a little better about themselves.

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>>10129066

>hover over video preview
>Raven playing with pony toys
>Reel Big Fish song says "SELL OUT" right after

it hurts because I loved Teen Titans

>>10129062
I think you're confusing sadness with depression, which is an actual illness.

>>10129062
I don't think you understand what depression (the illness) is.

>>10129078
>But don't chastise other people for trying to seek help and feel a little better about themselves.
This. Reminds me of that guy who tries hard to prevent people from doing art, because (I assume) of a bad experience he had with it.

>>10129096
Exactly.

>>10129058
Ay!
>>10129065
I don't think I recognize this pone...

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Who would the Crypt Keeper's favorite pony be?

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>>10128760
what do i do, im not good with computers...

>>10129078
>You will never be coerced in to bettering yourself despite what you believe

>>10129104
SCARITY!
or
PAINBOW DASH!
or
PINKIE DIE!
or
FLUTTERDIE!
or
DIELIGHT SPARKLE!
or
APPLE..... CREEPY!

>>10129100

Horsification of http://rubygloom.wikia.com/wiki/Misery.

I'm pretty sure, at least.

>>10129110
I like you.

>>10129107
This has to do with comfort.

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I want to roll because I half want to draw and half don't and feel pretty sick right now.

Do I roll to roll?

>>10129134
Get some rest and draw when you're feeling better and more up to it.

>>10129134
rest or pony, rest meaning no computer, lying in bed resting. thinking about nothing.

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Can't we talk about our dicks or something instead of mental illness?

I'll start
Mines pretty big and I like playing with it
I wish my erections were harder than they are

>>10129075
>>10129077
>>10129078
>>10129085
>>10129091
I was diagnosed with clinical depression a few years ago, then had to undergo counselling which led to more referrals back to my doctor who eventually had me diagnosed with BPD, ODD and said I might be Schizoid Personality Disorder, so I stopped seeing her.

At that point I'd been on a mess of prescriptions for a year and within a month of stopping "therapy" I weaned myself off all of them. I'm better now than when I was on the meds because at least now I know what I'm truly feeling (good or bad) without it being suppressed.

>>10129146
>>10129148
it's a gnarly headache that started hours ago and hasn't stopped even with all the medication. And this weird hard thing under my skin showed up on my jaw, but I'm sure it's nothing.... right?

right?

>>10129157
I think my dick is below average, but I've never taken the time to measure it properly.

>>10129157
what if my dick is depressed

http://butwhataboutyourhealth.tumblr.com/

>>10129157
My dick is bigger than human average but smaller than the internet average, it seems

>>10129160

Then maybe you actually didn't have depression in the first place.

>>10129157
i hav a big dikk n i lyk 2 put it on bitchez a diffrent 1 evry month

>>10129157
>Not talking about horsedicks

>>10129183

i dont understand.

>>10129160
Just because it didn't work for you/you had shitty doctors doesn't mean it doesn't work for everyone.

>>10129195
fatties gonna fat

>>10129183
She'd probably be attractive if she wasn't so fat

>>10129195

fat people fattin' on the internet

>>10129161
sounds like you have a lymph node infection and general infection of your head. super clinicial sounding i know. I recommend eating some healthy food, LOTS of water, some vitamins. AND LOTS OF REST. NO COMPUTER. FOR LIKE 15+ hours, that includes TV or any digitial device. You could have a maigrane head from eye strain. Basically a eletricity fasting.

>>10129157
i love my dick

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>>10129183
Is she gorging herself on shit food to prove a tumblr point?

>>10129157
I'm too sad to talk since we have been abandone by Tess
I have no reason to live for

>>10129160
who cares

psychiatry is a mockery of medicine, it's all placebo and sweeping methods, if you're fucked in an uncommon way nobody will ever figure it out much less be able to help you

>>10129183
Not gonna lie, that gave me a boner.

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>>10129160

I was also diagnosed with clinical depression. The meds have helped and i'm slowly getting better with therapy.

>>10129184
>tfw always knew I had a larger than average dick
>Never thought it was that big
>Even thought it was thin for some reason
>Fuck a few guys and they all tell me I'm actually really big

Porn and liars can screw with your head when you've got nothing else

>>10129226

the thought of them dying one day from their own faults gets me hard too

>>10129226
It's probably cool if you're into weight gain, stuffing, and all that. Maybe she actually gets off to eating and the tumblr fat shaming mumbo-jumbo is there as a joke.

>>10129205
lymph nodes are near the jaw hinges yeah? This thing feels like a straight up tumor to be honest, like it's made of bone/teeth. It doesn't do much but it's feeling more uncomfortable right now for whatever reason. I failed to mention that I've been getting allergies like a bitch as of late, but I took medication for that, strong stuff. It helped a little bit, when I just lay down it goes away, but the longer I keep my eyes open it seems to get worse.

I can do the fasting, but what do you think about that?

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Why is she so perfect /co/?

>>10129235
My penis doesn't understand morals.

On the scale of things she didn't look _that_ unhealthy though.

>>10129244
>My wings are soft
>and they're very ticklish

>>10129244

because perfect is among the only qualities of a mary sue, anon

>>10129185
I'm pretty sure I did, and do. She was probably right about the schizoid too, which is why I stopped going- I don't need an official diagnosis like that hanging over me when I go to buy guns (no background check law had even been thought of yet, I just didn't want to have a paper trail of a diagnosis like it).

The reason I don't recommend most drugs, especially SSRIs, is that if you have abnormal thoughts like I do then you aren't as likely to feel distressed when you have them which can be DANGEROUS.

>>10129248

you can see how heavy she is in the whipped cream gif

she's definitely closer to the grave than need be

>>10129226
>>10129204
>>10129201
whatever, fat people, especially women have this problem with control. and not in there own behavior but, that is like literally the only thing that they can control. What they do with their bodies and put in their mouths. That bitch has some real issues, and it's more toxic, then most considering the health issues, she is going through, just because daddy said I can't eat that much, or her boyfriend, or whoever she deemed worthy of such defiance in regard to.

tl;dr dumb fat bitchs gonna eat

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http://butwhataboutyourhealth.tumblr.com/NoReally

oh boy is it fat hate time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=to7BMBJR9P4

this one's a classic

>>10129244
>no wings

>>10128839
i despise this picture so much.

>>10129271

is that fucking katy perry

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>>10129271
>30,000
That's fucking impossible, I have trouble eating 3 or 4k

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>>10129268
>Biopolitics and the 'Obesity Epidemic': Governing Bodies (Routledge Studies in Health and Social Welfare) [Hardcover]
>Price: $125.69
>$125.69

>>10129271
>fat hate time
I was gone for a half hour and this is what I come back to?

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>>10129268

>health at every size
>biopolitics

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>>10128995
Speeycloud, do try and keep up anon

>>10129283
Your waifu is fat.
And a slut. Accept it.

>>10129283

No AppleDan, we're hating real fat people.

>>10129282
You've never bought a textbook before, have you?

>>10129243
don't press on it, that doesn't help, it just hurts like a motherfucker. and yea there are lymph nodes there. It may also be a cyst or some other thing that will' require medical attention. Those should go away in a few weeks. So just keep hydrated, go easy for the next couple days. And go from there. Asprin might help the inflamation

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>>10129291
Tell me something I don't know.
>>10129296
Oh thank goodness

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>>10129271
I'm not hungry anymore.

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I have to admit, thats pretty cute.

>>10129271
...only thing I wonder is how much does it cost to eat like that daily.

>>10129304
>those should go away in a few weeks
>it's been here for 1.5-2 years

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I dunno why people get all up in arms when someone else is fat. Unless they're making you unhealthy, why worry?
If someone is fat, they'll die sooner. Nature has a way of working these things out.

>>10129319
because fat people cause taxpayers billions of dollars annually.

>>10129313
Her turds must be enormous. Several pounds, probably.

>>10129318
dude lymph nodes never go away

its the pain and swelling im refering to

>>10129323
>American logic

>>10129326

w-what

>>10129324
>"I give birth everyday"

>>10129325
was talking about the cyst

I don't even know what's going on here anymore. Should I care?

>>10129323
Maybe, but fat people are also the reason I make money in the first place so I'm okay with that

>>10129328
Muh taxes.

>>10129271
Nice bulking

>>10129326
what?

>>10129331
yea im gonna need a picture

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>>10129329

>>10129339

but that's a real problem

do you have zero knowledge of everything or something

>>10129323
explain to me how this is a fact. not trolling, just curious.

where is marker

>>10129339
>its not ok for people to be upset their money is being wasted because of peoples unhealthy lifestyle.
Yeah Americans bitch about "muh taxes" over fucking everything. But there is literally no excuse to be so obese you are a burden on society.

>>10129348
I just don't really care where my taxes go. If it's not some bullshit it's some other bullshit. Governments gonna government.

Besides, I'm sure the elderly also have a similar impact and it's not like you can just get rid of them too.

>>10129343
you wouldn't notice any asymmetry at all. it's has a diameter of a nickel, roughly, and feels as thick as a small stud like button you'd find on a coat. it's only to touch that you'd notice.

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>>10129356
dead

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Why does /mlp/ have such godawful taste in music. It's always pleb trash, dadrock, or metal.

Pic related, a good album.

>>10129355

>According to WIN, overweight and obese conditions cost a total of $117 billion per year in medical expenses. Obesity also affects productivity, and an estimated $3.9 billion a year is lost due to weight-caused illnesses.

>>10129367

No, but you can remove one source of the problem. Just because you can't fix everything doesn't mean you shouldn't fix what you can.

>>10129356
>>10126739

>>10129373
>weeaboo shit

>>10129371
does it hurt, if not thats just a lymph node not a cyst

>>10129367
>I'm sure the elderly also have a similar impact
You can make yourself not fat, you cant make yourself not old.

>>10129375

>you shouldn't fix what you can

How the fuck am I supposed to make obese people eat better and exercise?

>>10129376
DEEEAAFF

MARKEEER

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>>10129339
>M-muh taxes are being spent on idiotic lardasses and smokers to prolong their life by a few years when it could be spent on education or infrastructure
>Or spent on cancer research and drugs

I'm Australian and that logic is even more sound

>>10129373

because it's comprised of mostly kids, even moreso than the shitposting boards

>>10129323
>>10129326
Obesity is a significant burden on the health system. That's a huge part of why Bloomberg wanted to ban large sodas in NYC, is because people need protection from themselves, and that was a huge source of unnecessary calories that can be scratched out.

>>10129383
only if pressed, but there isn't one on the opposite side.

>>10129373
I know what you mean, but holy shit 'dadrock' is an awful term. I'm sure you've noticed you're not in /mu/.

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>>10129392
>Ahahaha, boop!
Love this script.

>>10129399
Why don't we just make soda more lethal
The problem will work itself out naturally

>>10129405
what a slut

>>10129406
What script?

>>10129407
because i like my rum and coke

>>10129387

Government-funded gyms, tax on people that read obese on the BMI scale(with exceptions like NFL players, those guys can be solid muscle and read obese), and dumbed-down health facts readily available to the public

There's kids in school today that don't know what a calorie is and can't run a mile.

>>10129399
>ban large sodas
>"Yeah I'd like two medium sodas please."

>>10129367
How much of that money could go towards better education?

How much of it could go towards better infrastructure?

How much of it could go towards improved medical treatment for people with other ailments?

How much of it could go towards research grants for alternative energy?

>>10129405
This looks as creepy as that crazy dude's dolls from that battlestations thread.

>>10129407
Coca cola is working on it. They thought they made progress but human body just keeps resisting man...
I used coke on rusty screws too loose them a little. Worked wonders

>>10129418
BMI scale is deprecated, use body fat %

>>10129399
>Obesity is a significant burden on the health system
Heh

>>10129428

Sure.

>>10129426
You can dissolve a human body by placing it in coke for a while

>>10129415
This one. It plays a sound whenever the real marker is posted.
http://murkeli.kapsi.fi/userscripts/boop.user.js

I find it silly to talk about niche tax allocations when war spendings are still a thing

I wonder if anything will ever make a difference

>>10129436
That's a good thing to know. I'll place it next to "apple seeds contain cyanide".
I love you mlpg. I learn so many wonderful and useful things in here.

>>10129373
>pleb trash, dadrock, or metal
Fightin' words

>>10129420
Obviously there are simple workarounds, as well. Heck, I bet you can still buy a 2L bottle of Pepsi at any Dep' if you wanted to. It's not a question of elimination, it's a question of mitigation. A person will be far less likely to order two mediums rather than one in the absence of the large option being unavailable.

>>10129118
Yeah, my little brother watched one episode. He hated it. It's pretty dumb.

>>10129442
Nothing will ever make a difference, we're specks crawling around on a mote of dust floating through a universe so large it may as well be infinite

>>10129446

you can boil the leaves of the poison oak to make a poison that will destroy the vocal cords

>>10129454

Might as well just kill yourself, huh anon?

>>10129436
>acidic things are acidic
Amazing.

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>>10129446
it's kinda nice how you always mention your studies, yet show up here all the time.
pls draw

http://i.imgur.com/8O7E1yi.png
U-UNF

>>10129442
>I'm Australian
>Our military spending is tiny
>Most of it is border patrol

Sucks to be American

>>10129461
It doesn't matter whether I do or not
It's easier not to at the moment so I don't

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>>10129471
I would never want to be that intimate with another guy even if there's a pony between us

>>10129475
>border patrol
Your country is surrounded by ocean
how DUMB do you even have to BE

>>10129418
I bet there are simpler ways than that.

Annual gym and health rebates.
FDA enforces better foods. No transfats. Much stricter limits on salt, sugar, and sugar substitutes.

I think that an "obesity tax" would, more than anything, result in fat people getting poorer. If we say obesity is a lack of personal control, i.e. lacking the will to "put down the fork", I don't think an extra fee at the end of the year, long after they've made their trips to McD's, would deter them in a significant way.

>>10129477

it's not hard, just bite your tongue off

less effort than replying to this post. just a simple snap of the jaws

>>10129489
No, actually, it isn't
In terms of energy expended

>>10129482
Where do you think the border patrol goes?

>>10129501
Canada?

>>10129501
To their graves, I imagine
I've seen that shit you have living on your island

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>>10129482
That's why our navy patrols our borders
Which is in the ocean

That's the whole point

>>10129489
does that actually work

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>>10129477
>>10129494
With that logic you should just starve yourself to death because it costs less energy to not eat and it's an energy conservative way to kill yourself.

>>10129525
If that were true I would have already done it.

>>10129522
But why would they bother
it's an ocean
it's not like Godzilla is gonna come wading out of it anytime soon

>>10129530

no, you haven't done it because you'd rather preach about dumb shit

>>10129536
Oh my god, are you seriously this retarded? OTHER people can be on boats and sail in illegally.

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>>10129536
or will he

>>10129536
Our government really hates boat refugees. We can't let them have any of our glorious Australia.

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>>10129058
I decided to add quick background.
shit... I forgot to change opacity on the tail

>>10129546
wat a silly poney

>>10129536
Australia is a pretty neat place
So desperate people come on tiny little boats to Australia

We need to stop them before they reach our coast

>>10129546

I want a sculpture of this.

>>10129524

Yes, but it would take for-fucking-ever to lose enough blood to die from it, and you'd have to keep cutting it open again because the tongue heals fast as fuck.

>>10129543
>put a tiny hole in boat
>it sinks
>they're fucked
Plus a boat doesn't look much like an ocean so it's not like they're hard to find
Surely they don't need to waste THAT much money plinking boats out of the water

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>>10129552
Jokes aside
>>10129058
>>10129464
I lost somewhere my favorite sketching brush so I'm experimenting a little now to find better setting.

>>10129565
What would you do with it?

>>10129570
The entire point is to stop them sinking

>>10129576
Keep things in it

>>10129576

Put it on my shelf, with the rest of my pony stuffs.

>>10129454
>>10129477
Oh, stop being such a wannabe existentialist. Yeah, on the scale of the universe, everything we do is insignificant. But fuck all of that. We all have some sphere of influence, with which to improve society as a whole in some way, be it technologically, artistically, etc. Even a menial service job helps out, as a multiplier for others.

Push that sphere out.

Act inside of that sphere to do good things.

You could make ten people's lives better. Those ten people can each make another ten people's lives better. Et cetera.

You're stuck here, make the best of it.

>that doesn't mean becoming a tripfag

>>10129570
The ocean is a big place, dude.

>>10129570
Death would be too easy. Instead, we send them to off-shore "processing" centres where they spend the rest of their lives.

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I was given an aftershave that smells like parsley, MLPG

I thought you should know

>>10129605
...but parsley doesn't smell like anything...

>>10129576
Stick it in a ziplock bag, lock it in a safe, put that safe in a bigger safe, and then bury it twenty feet in the ground.

Hundreds, perhaps thousands of years in the future people will dig it up and believe it's some kind of ancient religious idol.


And in a way they'd be right.

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pony!

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How much of a pretty pony are you, mlpg?

>Troy = Marker
>Apartment = MLPG
>Pierce = Contributors
>Annie = average horsefucker trying to stop the bleeding
>Jeff = Janitor
>Fire = /b/read

>>10129612
It smells how parsley tastes then!

>>10129616
>in a way they'd be right

...I want to get off Mrs Faust's Wild Ride :(

>>10129568
Pretty sure the willpower needed to bite your tongue with full force not only one but multiple times would be the biggest problem.

>>10129631
...but parsley doesn't taste like anything...

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>>10129612
Ah?

>>10129621
How do I stop ugly ponies from popping out of my keyboard?

>>10129635
Then what have I been eating?

>>10129633

you say full force like a lot of force is needed

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Sometimes I fantasize about stabbing myself in the chest

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>>10129638
Push down on the keys harder.