Dinky generalOld horse: >>10050353
>>10054703...what are the effects?
>>10054703oh no!Is it fatal?
Dinky is best filly
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>>10054703i have the virus already, i can roll around in that shit.
>>10054722You're best filly
Here are some different background ponies instead.
>>10054703>neuropony hugs your nervous system>her hugs are like fire>she leave you on the ground fidgeting and foaming at the mouth
>>10054755Yeah but you didn't capture their best angle
>>10054703The ponies are already coursing through your bloodstream
would you a dinkyi would
>>10054707>>10054713you get pony on the brainpony criticises your life choicespony also tells you to post butts
>>10054703FOUND YOU!wait, what was that about a toxin?
>>10054779That doesn't sound so bad
>>10054776Once she was older and mature enough physically and mentally to make the decision
>>10054776ewwwdinky is not for sexual
Dinky is a good filly
>>10054765>>10054776>>10054779>>10054793>All these butts
>>10054752is there a ponified version of this?
>>10054833>you will never have panties that massage your cock>they will never be fluttershy
Planck or Pi?
>>10054368>"Am...Am I done?">"Mhmm. You did great, sweetie~">"Whew...">Rumble collapses back on his rump, thoroughly drained>"...Oh, one more thing.">"Wha-?">Flitter motions to one loose string of her bikini-top with one hand>"Could you tie me back up again?">Rumble's eyes momentarily dart to the side of her breast poking out from behind her back, smooshed up against the towel>"I-I...I...">"Y'know, like you did for CC!">"I...guess...">"Come on up here then~">"...">sighing in resignation, Rumble gets back to his knees and scurries up to Flitter's back
>>10054844d-don't make me choose!
>>10054869Is it rape if I enjoy making them hurt a little bit
>>10054688It's so rare we get a thread like this
>>10054867does he poke her with his boner
>>10054888It's not rape until they tell you to stop or try to get away.
What's with all the Dinky lately?She's a pretty cute pony, but why her in particular?
>>10054891Why not make a Dinky thread in the future?
Will Gilda the not pone ever make a return on pone show?
>>10054919>She's a pretty cute ponyTHAT'S ENOUGH
ok so we're finally agreedBest pony: Pinkie PieBest Powerpuff: ButtercupBest Ranger: BlueBest comic book villain: Dr. DoomBest VA: Rob Paulsen Best fast food: CheckersBest planet: MarsBest board: /tg/And best candy is: Taffy'Am I missing anything?
>tfw masturbated to shota this morning>and loli tonight
>>10054924No but she'll make a couple appearances in porn
>>10054869What could I possibly do to make Applejack so upset?
>>10054923Duly noted. Also need threads for some of the Lesser BG ponies too. Flavor of the Hiatus has been Lyra/Bon-Bon and the Twins,rumble and Thunderlane.
>>10054919One of the less annoying /b/ tards comes in and talks about DInkie here as anon. But he's actually kind of OK, since he just discusses her and sometimes requests pictures.
>>10054945>everything on that listYES
>>10054945Change best pony to anything other than Pinkie and the Ranger to the Red one, and you're good.oh and change Dr. Doom to Lex Luthor.
>>10054945Best OC Worst OC
>>10054867isn't she really slippery now?
>>10054945>And best candy is: TaffyI almost let this sli->Best Powerpuff: ButtercupThis list needs help, everyone knows best puff is Blossom
>>10054924She would get a redeem episode. Do you want that?
>>10054945WRONG>Applejack>Bubbles>Green>Norman Osborn>That guy who voices Milhouse>Chipolte>Neptune>/d/>Wax lips
>>10054964i don't think this is rita tbh, he went to bed only a couple hours ago. but, he may have sleeping problems. doesn't matter really as long as we follow the rules right?
>>10054945I am almost completely in agreement with that list. Though I'm more of an /m/ guy.Is Checkers like... the west coast Rally's?
>>10054945>Best Ranger: BlueFuck you and everyone who thinks like you. Green Ranger. Now and forever.
>>10054991I think Gilda was the only villain that WOULD'VE worked with a redemptionbut nope, Trixie the Bitch that terrorized ponyville and the God of Chaos himfuckingself were reedeemed instead of one of Rainbow Dash's lifelong friends that was a little mean.
>>10054945Best pony is Fluttershy, best comic villain is Shuma-Gorath, best VA is Tony Jay (;_;).
>>10054945>Best pony: Pinkie PiePatently incorrect. AJ is best pony.>Best Powerpuff: ButtercupShe's good, but Bubbles is cuter.>Best Ranger: BlueWhich season? Best Ranger in the first one is Red.>Best comic book villain: Dr. DoomThat's right.>Best VA: Rob PaulsenI prefer Keith David.>Best fast food: CheckersNever eaten there, so the place that best in my experience is Shady Glen, a burger joint up in Connecticut.>Best planet: MarsObjectionable, since Earth exists.>Best board: /tg/That's two for you.>And best candy is: TaffyIncorrect. Best candy is, without a doubt, Swedish Fish.
>>10055010Checkers is the southern Rally's
>>10055007>this gifSweet fuck, what's that from?
>>10054945Best Galaxy Girl: Also Mars
>>10055026Oh, cool. I'm in KY, and it's still called Rally's here, so maybe I'm like... Northern South.
>>10054945>best planet>not Uranusdo you even elementary school
>>10054945>>10055038Best Sailor Senshi: Mars again
>>10055006>what is reading comprehension?I said he's OK because he dicusses a character when it's brought up (and doesn't try to force it) and keeps to the local customs. That's all there is to it.
>>10054989Dan, you are the only person I've encountered, ever, whose favorite is Blossom.Why? She's so boring.
there's not enough gilda porn
>>10055052Aww, that's kinda cute I li->notice crotchboobswhy why why
>>10055048I don't know really, I just know it's Checkers in Florida
>>10055064>No one likes bunny
>>10055071Nor is there enough Gilda facesitting fics
>>10055064Because she's red and I like her leadership and straight man qualities
>>10055071How much Gilda porn would be enough Gilda porn, anon?
>>10055083Used to be Checkers in Louisiana, then they all changed to Rally's.The shops still had black-and-white checkers all over them, too.
>>10055083Hey it's cool. No matter the name, those fries are fucking godlike.
>>10055082Dinky likes a snack after bath time
>>10055094lameexcuse me while I go hang with my smelly caterpillar queen
>>10055038I get the impression that if this show were ever to be maid, Mars would be like Pinkie
>>10054945Nope. ApplejackNope. BlossomNope. RedYes.Nope. Steve BlumYes.Yes.Nope. /wooo/Nope. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
>>10055094I agree with your views on PPG. I have a thing for red-heads too
>>10055118Well of course, it'd be a total cookie cutter "faust" show.>the girly one>the spunky one>the smart one>the...normal one>the fun one>the shy oneNot that these are bad, but seeing how faust made MLP the way it is today I seriously expect GG to be the exact same fucking thing.
>>10055113>>10055125Why can't I hold all these Blossombros?
>>10055126>Galaxy MaidsI'm so tempted to make it but I know it could piss off a good many Galaxy Girls fans.
>>10055118Doesn't every show have a "Pinkie Pie"?
>>10055016>She gets really pissed off whenever you mention Rainbow Dash>Like - REALLY pissed off.>You needed stitches for one of the gashes she gave you for even suggesting she try coming to some sort of peace with her.>God knows what she'd do to you if you let on that you've heard her crying when she thinks she's alone.
>>10055158Of course, every show has a worst main character.
>>10054945>Purple>Buttercup>Blue>Dr. Doom>Rob Paulsen>>Good fast food. Top lel.>Mars>Whichever board the mlpg is currently on>toffee
>>10055185Too late for you I'm afraidTime to die
>>10055159>feels level: moderate
>>10055171What's not normal about Applejack?Maybe a little stubborn.
>>10055151But anon they're all the girly one.
>>10055053Agreed.Sailor Jupiter is tied for the position.
>>10055195I'd like to see you try, I'm behind 7 proxies.
>>10055053>>10055204>watching a little girls cartoon
>>10055204>Sailor Mars and TrixieAw shit son we nigga status?
>>10055159Feeling sensors activatedtough things crying breaks me like a twigArmstrong crying at Hughes' funeral made me single tear instantly
>>10055218Said the anon on a My Little Pony board
>>10055207Proxies don't help when i'm right behind you
>>10055200She is the only illiterate pone
>>10055185>10:57pmDo you even insomnia?
>>10055239HOWTHE GUY AT JACKS ELECTRONICS SAID THEY WOULD PROTECT ME
>>10055226I think that's a yes....wait. We weren't niggas already?
>>10055202Okay fine smartass, the "fashionista"
>>10055252It's almost 2 am on the best coast
>>10055158If Pinkie Pie was real, I would totally do this bit with her>"Look how tiny that pony's legs are! Hehe he he he! He he hehe!"
>>10055242That's obviously a secret code, yep.
>>10055252I'm a bit slower than most folks
>>10055268Wow, West Coast has time travel already?
What if Applejack hung out with Tree Trunks
>>10055204This picture really creeps me out because it makes me think they're both dudes in drag
>>10055277Your denial is laughable, Tex.
>>10055288But she's reading the titles.
>>10055288pone uses nose when spaghettimancing
>>10055290So many apple pies.
>>10055303It's a dendric version of a DBZ character
>>10055290All those apple pies.
>>10055311Remember when Twilight was a cute awkward wiener dawg and not a stuck up princess?
>>10055322>Implying she is a stuck up princesslel
>There's almost everything for every fetish>Except possession
>>10055336There's possession content in CoC though
>>10055336>possessionYou haven't played CoC in a while have you?
>>10055336that falls under the corruption threads
>>10055260It's not official until mutually recognized.>>10055263There is no fashionista in Galaxy Girls. Clockwise from top:>Everygirl>Dancer>Beats>Sports>Animals>Fame>Books>Surfing>Poetry>Weirdo>Rocker
fuck I can't find things easy to masturbate to anymore. nothing.I think I masturbated myself out, this problem's been going on for weeks.
>>10055322All will be well, Brother.
>>10055344>>10055347I'm talking MLP wiseBut there's possession in CoC?I haven't played in a long while
>>10055350you missed one, the ghost looking one
>>10055350Well, I certainly recognize our nigga-dom.
>>10055363thanks for telling us
>>10055365>theres hardly and cross board /co/ and pony stuff drawn anymore
>>10055350Milky Way is p. fucking goof
>>10055365What color Lantern would your favorite pony be /co/?
>>10055370Oh, well there's not a lot of fappable content of my fetishes either.You try finding good pubes and feet art, man. It can't be done. The artists that do good humanized mostly don't fetishize those things.
>>10054867>trying his best not to peek at Flitter's partially-exposed mammaries, Rumble picks up one loose string before leaning over her and snatching up the other>this round of bikini-top tying goes much smoother than his previous attempt with Cloudchaser; in no time at all the loose strings are tied up in a tidy double-knot on Flitter's back>"All finished?">"All finished...">lifting her upper half off the towel, Flitter lightly tugs on her shoulder-straps with her thumbs>when the knot shows no signs of coming loose, she nods in satisfaction>"Good work, honeybunch!">"NOW am I done-?">Rumble's question is cut off as Flitter wraps her arms around him, tugging him down on the towel with her and pulling him in close for a hugcut in half because text-limit
Your waifu is now a pig.Do you still love her?
>>10055379I figured the bonermancers around here could help
>>10055400>"H-Hey-!">his protests are cut short when he feels the strangely-pleasant sensation of Flitter's modest chest pressing in and around his face, one of her hands running through his damp hair>"That's my little Rumbly-bumbly~! You did such a good job, yes you did~!">"Mmph...">Rumble can't even find the strength to protest her fawning as she peppers his face with tiny kisses>"Who's my little sweetie? Who's my little sweetie~?">in a daze, Rumble stares vacantly up into her raspberry eyes>"...I am...?">"Yes you are! Yes you aaaare~!">cupping her hands against his cheeks, Flitter playfully rubs the tip of her nose against his>completely at her mercy, Rumble slackens in her hold and prepares to ride out her unrelenting affections>this is going to be a very long day
>>10055350Ok I'm just going to say itHaving all female characters based around planets named after mythological male gods is kinda weird. No mater what Jupiter does, I'm always going to imagine her being a huge prick to everything and fucking everything that moves and most things that dont
>>10055386Remember when we used to have /co/ discussions like this all the time?
>>10055411and that's a wrap
>>10055410eddy pls no
>>10055411>>cupping her hands against his cheeks, Flitter playfully rubs the tip of her nose against hishnnnnng
>>10055420I remember when we had a big discussion about how kickass Superman was.because I started it
>>10055420We currently are.
What coast would each pony live on?More specifically, what state?
>>10055434I want Sweetie and Rarity to be Red lanterns. Just for the hell of it.
>>10055429Rarity in California, maybe Fluttershy too.Pinkie in Ohio.Applejack in Kentucky.Twilight in WashingtonDash in Hawaii
>>10055404MEOWTH, THAT'S RIGHT!
Do you hear the creaks in the night?
Say something very mean, but completely true about your favorite pony
>>10055429Which pony would like in the gulf coast?
>>10055451Sweetie is far from red. Rarara has a burning rage within her that will raze anyone foolish enough to cross her.>I'LL DESTROY HER
>>10055465She's kind of stupid
>>10055465She might be responsible for the downfall of the show
>>10055465She is a selfish bitch, like 70% of the time.
>>10055465while she's very book-smart, she's often quite lacking in common sense
>>10055465She is so fucking pink she looks like a big monkey butt.
>>10055465She's a fucking slut and cant keep her fucking hooves off of other ponies.
>>10055465Though she means well, she can be a bit dense, if not borderline retarded at times.
>>10055465She holds others back with her own shortcomings quite oftenit hurt me to type that
>>10055465She could not possibly be more stylish
>>10055465can't she is perfect
>>10055465Nigga don't know when to calm the fuck down
Do you guys ever feel like you love pony so much, you just want to hug them so much it would DESTROY THEM?
>>10055481>>10055482>>10055483>>10055487>>10055493>>10055498>>10055502>>10055503>I... I thought you liked me....
>>10055538>background pony tulpa
>>10055540No, I want to hug them tightly, but not too tight. Then I want to hold them gently as we fall to sleep.
>>10055543I was talking about Rarity, you faggot.
>>10055543He said favorite pony, Pinkie.
>>10055540what like that retarded girl and her pets in animanics?or like you want to squeeze them really hard?
>>10055543Well, you were wrong.I LOVE you!
>>10055571You mean Elmira?
>>10055571You know. Like when people go You're so cute I could just eat you up
>>10055589I WILL RAPE YOU WITH YOUR SEVERED FOOT
>>10055543Ribbon, I do like you but i'm not sure if you like me. I mean, am I wrong? Maybe I shouldn't have been so abrasive, but you have been with and currently are with a lot of ponies. Yes I do know, I thought I was your one and only, I guess I thought wrong.
>>10055589Pretty good, yours?
>>10055581yes>>10055589morning wuma, please be chill. and did you decide if you are going to the jobcoaching?>>10055592oh you mean steal their essence?
>>10055543I love pink pony too much that I could never be dishonest with her, even if it would hurt her feelings>"Hey Anon! want to go mini golfing?">"Pinkie.....we've been hanging out all day. I like you. I really like you. But you are giving me a rash.">"Aww, come on!">"No, literally!">Pull up shirt>There's a rash all along your right side>It's in the shape of Pinkie
>>10055596this is what feeds him
>>10055627But I like WuMA
>>10055565>>10055567>>10055577>WE THOUGHT YOU LIKED US!
What if this was the switch to go to Equestria?
>>10055643You're really going to let a spider stop you from going to Equestria?
>>10055643Looks like no one's going to Equestria
>>10055625>tfw you will never be around Pinkie so much that you get a rash.;_;
>>10055638You are my favorite, RarityIt's just...you're a bitch sometimes.
>>10055643I'd eat that fucking spider, I don't care.
>>10055634me too, but, he feeds on positive energy too!
>>10055643>Put a glove/plastic bag over your hand
>>10055616fuck off faggot.
Okay guys, If you had to choose, would you rather that pony never scrunches again post S3, but Twilycorn never happens (Twilight may still be princess, just less retarded.) OR would you keep things the way they are now and pone still continues to deliver scrunch?
>>10055655She'd call it her Shrinkie pinkie
>>10055641Why can't I have this?Why cant this be me?
>/b/faggots are backGood night mlpg.
HA HA TIME FOR SCRUNCH
>>10055643i would shoo her away, black widows are very timid.
>>10055643>Borderline ArachnophobicNo Equestria for me
>>10055643Just hit it with a shoe or something
>>10055400>>10055411I wonder what'll happen when he gets a little older and he doesn't want Flitter getting so mushy with him anymore.It'd probably break her heart...
>>10055677The first onescrunching is overrated anyways
>>10055677le scrunch faic
>>10055679BECAUSE I WANT IT MORE.
>>10055677Twilicorn isn't that bad. Scrunches aren't something you can just drop, you know.
>>10055643Pull that shitSpider can get dunked
>>10055643QuestionDoes the spider come too?
>>10055677I'll tell you what: If it was guaranteed that Twilicorn would be handled WELL, I'd give up all the scrunches in the world.
>>10055643>"Just get it and GO. GEDDITANGO!"
>>10055704Apple is not a color.
>>10055465She's practically useless in comparison with other ponies, her strength natural of her race and her talent is pointless.Her strength be qualitative to that of using pure magic or speed chopping by any other pegasus pone.But I still love her.
>>10055713We know from the comic that they have GIANT spiders in Equestria.
>>10055677keep it as isI LOVE SCRUNCH ever since cherilee
why is she so phallic, /co/?
>>10055638>Sweetie BelleYou had one job Anon
mlpg i was watching a comic on dash going to some school, it was quite fun but i forgot the namedo you know the name?
>>10055731>I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME, GOD DAMMIT.
>>10055677I'm sorry but it's not up to me to decide.How could pony possibly survive?
>>10055731>Sweetie Belle>blue eyesanon pls
>>10055725Yeah but of them are cute little guys
>>10055742I'm sorry Sweetie. It's not me. It's you.
>>10055739just review your history in firefox?
>>10055692she'll always be his big sister
>>10055762thanks, that was the one
So, is issue number six of the main comic not out yet?
>>10055759Sweetie's eyes are like bluegreen
>>10055775what the f-oh
>>10055776I giggled like a retardI still laugh at filenames, nutshell videos, YTPs, and spurdo shit
>>10055775>>10055780I swear I had the same reaction
>>10055800How has no one drawn Lyra in her canon fancy hat?
>>10055780>>10055792try this on for size
>"Hey Pinkie, let's have a contest!">"Ok, you're on!">"We're going to stay up ALL night! First one to fall asleep loses!">Teh two of you spend the whole night together playing games, watching movies and having all sorts of treats, all the while goading the otehr one to fall asleep>She pretends to tuck you in on the couch>You give her a glass of warm milk>It's all good fun and you both have a lot of laughs>This goes on for three days>Some time on the third night its finally starting to break her, though you can barely keep your eyes straight yourself>"Heh....hey Anon. Wanna hear a joke?">"Sure....">Knock knock.">"Who's there?">Pinkie Pie promtptyl passes out from exhaustion into your arms, warm and heavy and soft>You grin weakly>"I win.">You then pass out your self with her nuzzled on top of you, your face in her big poofy mane
>rarara sits in the loadout trying on hats
>>10055812That's a pretty good one, but the black guy is wearing two-toned shorts.
>>10055818>This goes on for three daysWell that got intense quickly
>>10055692>Flitter's always been sentimental and very open about showing affection for her "honorary little brother.">It's the most natural thing in the world to give him a hug or a kiss on the head when she's happy for him, no matter who's watching>Rumble gets teased for this a lot.
>>10055818>not fondling her passed out bodydo you even sleepovers
>>10055818What is the point of drawing breath in this hellish, pone-free universe?
>>10055625>>10055818I like these. More please.
>>10055844Pinkie Pie doesn't fuck around
I think i'm getting the hang of this coloring thing
>>10055857I want twilight to do magic on me when I'm sleeping.>waking up with a mare vagina
>>10055878>that chin gapCan't unsee.
>you will never
>>10054752>best filly>not applebloom
>>10055853>getting smooshed up against Flitter's breasts is far less pleasant than it should be
Would you still love pone even if she looked like this?
>>10055859To create the pony. It's up to you, anon.
>>10055885Eh, I wouldn't be into it unless I was fully female.If I was just me with a vagina, I would look disgusting.
the comic had 3 new pagesthey were ok
>>10055885>you don't comment on it>it fucks with her to no end
>>10055888Holy shit applebloom got really...strong.>Sweetie is a slender thing>Scoot is only just athletic, and incredibly jealous.
>>10055897I would love her exactly as much as I do now.
>>10055897Surebut what if they were like this?
>>10055898I hate that gif.
>>10055887SON OF A BITCHcan you see it now?
>>10055897na, i would not
>>10055885>Twilight watches you while you sleep>She knows its creepy...but, shes curious>One night she gets brave enough to lift the covers with magic, being ever so careful not to wake you> Eventually she gets to your weenier >She stares at it a good long time>"I...I guess I'm supposed to bit it or something."
>>10055888>you will never lick the sweat from her armpits and rub her shoulders while you worship her latsGOD DAMN DO I LOVE MUSCLE WORSHIP
>>10055918As long as she still had her personality.
>>10055853>when he gets a little older, all of his friends from school tend to want to hang out with him more, asking whether Flitter will come by that day.
>>10055411>>10055423and here's a cap, in case someone wanted itI hope that was satisfactoryeven though it didn't end in sex like some of you were probably hoping
>>10055919I like it. It has everything I want in a .gifA cute pony
>>10055897I'd probably love her a little more
>>10055933what the fuck
>>10055922>that eye gap
>>10055939>implyingRumble and twins are not for sexual, just cute.
>>10055918>Turian with Fluttershy's personalityoh my god hnnnnng
>>10055909It's a scientific fact that Pink is 80% ass+legs, for achieving maximum ponkage
>>10055853>One day it gets particularly bad>Rumble comes home in very poor spirits - Diamond Tiara and other schoolyard bullies have left him in a sullen, angry mood.>Flitter sees him, and goes to wrap him in a hug, saying she hasn't had a Rumble-huggle all day>Her smile turns to shock when he pulls himself out of her arms and storms into his room, slamming the door behind him.
>>10055943applehorse is not cute
>>10055897I like this because she has a cute little pony face rather than a weird, big-nosed furry face.
>>10055943But she looks so fucking annoying. Shut your goddamn mouth already Applejack, jeez.
>>10055954I can't fix that shit man, I tried, It just didn't look right.
>>10055939too bad/ss/ can be good
>>10055938>"Haha - Hi Rumble! M-mind if we stay for dinner?">"I snuck a bottle of scotch from my dad's liquor cabinet - if your sisters drink it, d'you think they'll kiss??"
>>10055961there are other reasons for him to try to run away from her affection, of course.
>>10055948Just imagine her laying there after a workout, the sweat coating her body making her muscles shine.She'd have her hands behind her head, flexing her giant lats and revealing her extra sweaty pits. It'd be too inviting to resist.don't judge me
>>10055962cute is a genetic trait all ponies share
>>10055938>>10055986>Flitters amazing tits bring all the boys to the yard
>>10055995>wanting a musclepone that isn't Gildaget a load of this faggot right here
>>10055984sorryI just want the twins all for myself
>>10055993I dunno - I think it'd wear on him a little bit. Kids want attention, but they don't wanna be stared at. And that tends to happen when your sister sends you off with a kiss on the cheek every day and a "See you later, Rumble!" that everyone can hear.
I never really will find a real girl like Pinkie Pie, will I MLPG?
>>10056005it is not
>>10056025Probably not. You can keep hoping though. You might.
>>10055976if it's not too late to clean up the lines a bit I circled some areasalso, you should color the hat and make the background transparent (or give it a nice color other than #FFF WHITE)
>>10055922this image has brought me a small amount of joy when i look it.
>>10056011everything about that picture is ewgreat concept, horrible execution
>>10056030well ok, but they do grow into it
>>10056005Blossformoth is so underappreciated
>>10056019But what if Gilda is my favorite musclepone?
>>10056023oh, undoubtedly. but i don't think he'd want his big sister knowing he's getting excited by her complete lack of physical boundaries. you rub a giant pair of tits against a kid long enough, something's gonna happen.
>>10056036>Pinkie loves me just as much as I love her.>We can never be together.;asodifj[oqihjefojqoeawi;ja;wobn;oi'amnsd flihabhjds'poifnbasd;vjoi nbogph;joi basofhcijokal. bvhijachbalsivn ,lbkhasdf
>>10056044There were a few of them that were cute the other night
>>10056050obviously to amend it, GR has to draw more tits.
>>10056054I disagreeI think she is a very ugly pony
>>10056052nah, only 1 poni have been able to, its rare
>>10056071now THERE'S a pair of tits I'd fondle
>MLPG is bait for shitpostersbut why?
>>10056054Wow I really jacked up the spelling hereBlossomforth>>10056072Her color scheme isn't the best but I thought her contortions would carry her to some level of extended popularoty
>>10056060then you should've said that, instead of just replying in such a way that implied you wanted an Applebloom musclepone. now the Cosmic Wheel is turning, and you'll never get a Gilda musclepone.
>>10056042Well, it isn't my sketch, I just colored it but I fixed the part where the hair overlaps the left eye. How would I fix the lettering on the hat so the hat can be colored black?>>10056046how did you give a picture a wax job
>>10056061sexy thingsonce he's a bit olderbut that's a story for another night
>>10056088I'd like to take this to Cosmic Court, this is some false advertising bullshit.You can't dangle human food in front of a starving dog and then take away its access to dog food forever for eating lesser food. There must be justice.
>>10056085because you keep biting
>>10056085because we're the best
>>10056054dont get me started on underappreciated background ponies anon, i will cry. ESPECIALLY after season 3 was like a ghost town...
>>10056085It's not bait, it's a magnet.All we can do is move fast enough that they slip off.
>>10056096>Cosmic CourtDID YOU READ SHE-HULK?
acid coating you in her feet stink
>>10055961>>10056069>She knocks on his door>"Rumble?">"Rumble, honey, what's wrong?">"Rumble, please...!">Five minutes and no answer>She sits on the couch in a daze until Cloudchaser gets home.>Rumble has never done this before! When he was younger, he'd seek her out for a hug when something was wrong - what's happened to get him to do this??>She's confused, and hurt, and moreover, scared.>When her sister comes through the door, she practically rushes her, everything about Rumble coming out in a deluge of smashed-together words until Cloudchaser can calm her down.
>>10056087some dude draws a lot of porn of her
>>10056076oh really?>>10056085the chickun has come back to roast
>>10056113Dont get ME started on underappreciated background ponies!
>>10056071...where did you get that?
>>10056141>you will never cook /b/read posters in a giant oven
Link to comics?Is it Nightmarity?
>>10056132I don't like that.Usually I'm all for extreme perversity. I was earlier today.But now I am getting sleepy and just want to cuddle up nicely to Pinkie Pie in a lovey dovey fashion.
>>10056132Acid never takes off her boots though
>>10056085because we are superior
>>10056136Don't be, you've gotten way better.Care to do some more some time soon?
new comic is out?
>>10056136practice your humans!again!
>>10056145u dont know who you are dealing with son, you are out of your league.
>>10056091You did the colors on a separate layer, right?Assuming you're using sai: make a new clipping layer and paint the letters whitethen you can paint the hat darkIf you're using photoshop set up a mask or something and paint over them like that
>>10056132acid almost knocking you out with her feet stink
>>10056141yep..im tierd, back to sleep
>>10056125i'll never tell
>>10056182>that fic with futalestia fucking herunf
>>10056148hitler did everything wrong
1-3:MH4-6:MG7-9:Draw for MLPG0: beddubs: MLPG decides
comic issue #7 when?
So, I'm about to go to bed.Any tips on dreaming of Pinkie Pie tonight?
>>10056189God damn, I forgot about that. I'm gonna read it now.
>>10056198draw dash, doing something stupid
>>10056198Draw her >>10056113
>>10056189>>10056207You liked it?
>>10056198what are you gonna draw
>>10056134Cloudchaser's a smart cookieshe'll know what to do
>>10056179Yeah im using SAI, thanks. How would i make the background transparent?>>10056178you are small chime
>>10056198time to draw motherfucker
>>10056212Yeah, it was really great.
>>10056210Besides being Dash?
>>10056207can you link? i want to read
>>10056212It was special I love it and you should write Acid sweaty facesittingfarts are optional.
>>10056112>someone responded to my request for a pone versiontruly, MLPG is love
>>10056215>>10056220hah, that it is.I might do >>10056211
>>10056184lazy napping pony>>10056198double stuff
>>10056206Hug her before you go to sleep. Usually works for me.
>>10056219Layer > Luminance to transparency on your line layer, erase all the white if there's any on your color layer (be sure to paint in the white behind the eyes) and it will be transparent when you save it if you enable transparency
>>10056232>facesittingyou mean after rubbing her feet all over your face, right?
Why do I like this fic so much?
>>10056256You... You butthead..... Send her to me, I want to hug Pinkie too....
>>10056210Who are you btw?
>>10056212Personally, the stench stuff is pretty awfulEverything else was pretty decent, and i obviously wasn't the target audience in this case
>>10056219Import the lineart. Select the layer of the lineart. Click Layer > Luminance to Transparency. Make a layer beneath the lineart and color on that.As a bonus, you can lock the transparency of the lineart layer and color the lines easier. To save it as a transparent background, save it as PNG with the 32bpp option.
>>10056265What's it about?
>>10056264Not a big fan of feets but okay do you like sweat or farts?
>>10056240 hereThanks, sorry I'm slow on the uptake.
>>10056219when you dedicate a section of your soul and subconsciousness to a background pony changeling, then you can get on my level.
>>10056287I'm sorry to hear thatI like both
>>10056275>>10056263Alright thanks guys.
>>10056273fair enough, I collab'd on that while I was half asleep>>10056232>>10056264noted
>>10056240Well yeah, we come from /co/ and /co/ is love.
>>10056281Twilight wakes up in a mental institution with no knowledge of how she got there. It's really kinda well written.http://www.fimfiction.net/story/75199/asylum
>>10056136Don't be sorry, draw more breasts.
>>10056306I can live with feets.>>10056308You will write it?
>>10056321I'll have to check it out later. I don't get into much fanfiction nowadays.
>>10056311if /co/ is love, why'd they let us get taken away to the bad place?
>>10056311/co/ used to be love, now they are like neo-/v/
>>10056334I think this is the only fic I keep up with. Maybe Life and Times.
>>10056268Sorry, I only have her from 7:00-7:15am GMT. I guess you can ask if she has any openings, but she might already be booked.
acid feet stuff dead thrhead
>>10056302When you fall in love with various background ponie only to never see them again you can get on my levelOnly when your favorite background pony is never mentioned again, treated as a ghost, only then are you allowed on my level.
>>10056335They didn't have a choice. When the gestapo come knockin', you stay out of the way and wait until they go. If they take somebody with them, it's just too bad.
>>10056134>She's on the verge of tears, gesticulating wildly as CC looks on>"RumblecamehomeandIKNOWsomething'swrongandItriedtogivehimahugbuthejustYANKEDmeawaylikeIwas--">"Whoa, whoa, WHOA!">She's cut off by CC holding up her hands before she claps them on her shoulders, looking her square in the eye.>"Flitter, take a BREATH, will you? Just BREATHE!">Flitter forces a few breaths down, and tries again, slightly more understandable this time.>Her sister listens, nodding.>"He's in his room?">"Y-yeah! I tried to talk to him, but--- CC, he won't ANSWER me--! He wouldn't-- wouldn't even LOOK at me...!">She holds back a sob while CC sighs.>"Sit down for a while. Lemme try.">While Flitter perches on the couch, she knocks on Rumble's door.>"Hey, Rumble. I'm comin' in, all right?"
>>10056335Because they need to keep their Homestuck Generals and Who is Batman threads easily findable.Its Clark Kent
>>10056342Oh god what's happening?
>>10056311You're pretty deluded. /co/ was never really love, and after the first few months MLPG was never "mostly /co/."
If I were better at rappin'You wouldn't need a napkinWadded up in your ear
>>10056370there are three of these and they are of varying qualitytake them or leave them
These are too fun to make.
>>10056356It's okay, I guess....I have backups.Edith...Femsnips....Jenny the Teenage Robot...
>>10056329acid facesitting/feet? child's playjust say with who
>>10056393what about Anon?No farts?
>>10056392I love you Dusty, and thats good enough for me.
>>10056387>EdithDon't make me fight you, man.
>>10056384Is that Comic Sans?
>>10056421yes, it's supposed to be
>>10056364And yet here we are/co/ will never be love so long as /co/ pretends they didn't commit murder
>>10056406Pls nothing, I'm tired.>>10056414It won't do any good. She is mine. LITERALLY.
>>10056169>wanted to post something dirty because of this picture>but don't wanna impinge on the Feels going on
Do you ever justnot want toanything
>>10056373>and after the first few months MLPG was never "mostly /co/."that's when things started to go wrong
>>10056429Yes.Every single day.
>You will never tell Fluttershy something she doesn't want to hear>You will never show her wear it's dark, telling her to have no fear
>>10056410>some tumblr post points out a random pegasus from Hurricane Shy>you immediately latch onto her>I love youso what's next weeks going to be?
>>10056410obscure pony love is truly painful but rewarding
>>10056434>implyingShit was great and fun until /mlp/Now shit is still fun it's just that no-one knows how to ignore obvious shitposting and bait
>>10056424But they didn't, /b/ and /v/ did.
>>10056365Continue. Although I have a bad feeling things are going to get sexual.
>>10056426That may be, but I bet if we could measure love, my meter would read higher.
>>10056442>You will never lick her butt.
alright, got everything set up. What's up for the choppin' block tonight?
>>10056457Your bad feelings are unfounded.
>>10056453shit is great and fun nowquit being so depressing all the time
>>10056458IF YOU LOVE HER SO MUCH, THEN WHY DON'T YOU draw her and write fanfics?
>>10056470Thank you based anon.
>>10056467Fluttershy on the chopping block.With tears and everything
>>10056467draw butts.HELLA butts.
>>10056429This is literally me every other day or so. People walk into my room and ask why I'm on the floor. I don't have a good answer.
>>10056429ya but i do stuff like this insteadgot to keep the creativity levels high, but broad. so you don't burn out on one thing
>>10056478WHY DO YOU THINK I'M LEARNING HOW TO DRAW?
Issue number 7 and 8 download where?
>>10056446I was being hyperbole, I think shes a cutie.>>10056447Sigh
Which pony understands the mathematics of operational amplifiers?
>>10056473Did you read my post? I'm not being depressingJust saying that people don't know how to ignore the idiotsI'm anything but one of those nostalgia fags who whines about how the "glory days" on /co/ were betterFun is where you make it, and we're still MLPG
>>10056497Is issue Six even out yet?????
>>10056487I already gave you butts
>>10056500I practice 2~ hours a day. I see progress. I'm not getting depressed yet!
>>10056518I believe in you.
>>10056514My boner is ready.
>>10056513You can never have enough butts. NEVER.
>>10056505>you will never bully a nerdpone for his lunch money
>>10056505all of them, because flash is vector friendly
>>10056429Every goddamn day, all these people I don't care about want me to do all this shit I hate.I just want to lay in bed and never have to get up.
>>10056498do it for her
>>10056551>sock>delicious horse butt>human pussy and assI feel conflicted.
>>10056551im trying to remember what episode this horse is from, but I can't
>>10056534>you will never be a nerdpone and be sexually abused and have your lunch money stolen
>>10056556let your dick decide
I am giving an honest attempt at learning to draw srsly
>>10056551>Delicious Dust Devil assThis is part of the reason, the other being that I really like her mane (Im a sucker for curvy hair) and she looks like a really happy go lucky girl.maybe I do love her~
>>10056574>you will never have sex with a sock
>>10056513that's a long and swishy tail, but it needs a poofy on the end.
>>10056584>he's never jacked off with a sock
Why can't day threads be this chill?
>>10056595>burning your dick with a sock>killing the sensitivity
>>10056595>he doesn't make sweet love to his socks
>>10056599Because that's when shitposters are awake, silly
>>10056601No what you do is jack off normally and then just cum in the sock.
>>10056599>shitposters running wild
>>10056599Because that's when /b/read posters and Spitfire are awake.
>>10056604Woah, that is awesome.
>>10056601>not using slow, languid strokes>not focusing on the head>finishing deep inside the sock, and then hastily rinsing it out so no one can smell it if you stick it in the laundry room
muskfeetfacesittinggood fetishes tonight it seems, hmm
>>10056595Ever since the introduction of bananas, I've since forgotten about socks
>>10056604>japanese people doing insanely tedious work for something incredibly trivialWhy am I not surprised?
>>10056607>>10056615What kind of schedule are they on where they're here then but not now?It can't just be that they're American since I am too and I'm still here
>>10056599Everyone gets their punk asses out of bed and be mad and shit.>fuck 0r0 hes a cunt>lamar sucks ass>tiarawhat made 4 thousand dollars last thread> >>>/b/>lelelelelelelele>why is mlpg obsessed with a thing someone else likes and I dont?
>>10056645They're little kids and they get put to bed around that time.
>>10056570>The sexual abuse turns you a bit.... Slutty
>>10056645Because they have a bedtime.
>>10056641>you will never have the willpower and discipline of a Japanese native
>you mistress will never roughly jerk you off in a sock then make you put it on and go out to dinner with her>you will never get trench foot from your fetishes
>>10056365>He's laying on his bed, reading one of Thunderlane's old comic books while he sulks.>"Did Flitter tell you to come in here?">Out of the corner of her eye, CC spots Flitter leaning over the couch, worriedly trying to look in.>She shuts the door.>"No.">He looks up at her for a second, but says nothing.>"Looks like you had a crappy day, huh?">"...yeah.">"...You wanna talk about it?">"...no.">"...all right. You don't have to right now.">She leans over, trying to see the cover of the comic in his hands. "What're you reading?">"...Daring Do.">"Awesome. Toss me one, will you?">He pulls another issue out of the box Thunderlane gave him, and for a while they sit in silence, reading.
>clicking through stumbleupon>come across this: http://www.coolersmarter.org/?eXFo&rc=socnet&s_subsrc=stumbleupon&eQZo>20% cooler
>>10056577Gettin' real sick of your shit AppleDan.
>hurr so chillThe ONLY reason why it's "chill" at night is because all the fetishfags come together to shitpost unopposed.
>>10056604Imagine being stuck in that maze. Dripping pipes and endless corridors.Imagine there being something in there with you. Somewhere.
>>10056689I'm not shitposting though?blame someone else
>>10056632I used a banana for the first time last weekendthat was the weirdest post-fap clean up of my lifeand all i could smell was bananas for like an hour
>>10056692Like a pony companion?
If you don't chill out, I'm gonna tell ya mothas, 'bout your bad attitude.
>>10056692reminds me of the minotaur's maze in Dungeon Crawl
>>10056673I think you mean you stumbled upon it.
>>10056705I like it when my junk smells like bananas.
>>10056711Do it you little shit and I'll sock you right in the gob I swear it on me mum
>>10056711fuck off fatty
>>10056711My parents are deaaaaaad
>>10056705Get a load of this guy, we tricked him into doing the banana thing.
>>10056711Yeah, bitch? How ya gonna do dat with my dick in ya mouth?!
>>10056686Good, because until I find the one this shit is gonna happen every day. You're lucky, you have a one.>>10056692I would grab a broken pipe and make it my life's goal to kick his ass or die trying
>>10056732>he hasn't even tried it>doesn't know how good it feels
>>10056714Exactly.You know it knows where you are.You may be faster, but you can still hear the unnatural sounds growing closer.You have to keep running, but you're going to have to sleep sometime.
Your FIRST thought when seeing this:
>>10056729Applejack has to have the shittiest life in Ponyville.It really speaks to her strength of character that she's able to stay so positive and motivated.
>>10056689you really need to chill ou
>>10056732I couldnt even remember how mlpg said to do it
>>10056756When did courage get so ugly?
>>10056756I feel bad for show-Spike, as this degrades him to "Pet Status".
>>10056756To be honest I like it better than the design for the girls.
>>10056753Your greatest fear is that it reaches you in your sleep.
>>10056692That sounds like a neat video game idea, I should probably work on that then doing some random hack n slash
>>10056673see you nerds in 6-7 weeks when I have a sweet new sticker
I want to give Applejacks ass an internal massage
>>10056756Cuter than those horrible anthro beasts.
>>10056756WHY IS SPIKE A DOGWHY DOESN'T HE HAVE A DICK
>>10056732Well I wasn't gonna fap in the TANK.
>>10056800>WHY IS SPIKE A DOGBECAUSE HE'S A DOG IN THE SHOW
>>10056757such is life in rural equestria
>>10056756Cartoonlion having an orgasm on sight, upon seeing this
>>10056753>>10056714>>10056692>SCP entry>Paper maze made by a Japanese janitor who disappeared several years ago>tests show its age as being just slightly older than the date on which he was listed as missing>was taken in when reports of missing persons started numbering abnormally high in that neighborhood, centered around his now-abandoned house>numerous little dots or lines on the paper moving about>none of them are even close to the end of the maze yet>you can faintly hear a couple of tiny voices screaming for help>and another one screaming
>>10056736>due to the construction of the maze, echoes can carry extremely far>when you're walking alone through the pipes and you hear footsteps and yells, all you're hearing is your own delayed echoes>but you chase them>you have to believe there's someone else down here, be it man or beast>you have to believe you're not alone
>>10056805Well thanks to your over reactive hormones, most of our bananas have been spooged in. Now we don't have any bananas to eat or spooge in.I hate you so much it's unreal.
>>10056815>In biology, the term gravid (from Latin gravid-us,-a, burdened, heavy) is used to describe the condition of an animal (most commonly fish or reptiles) when carrying eggs internally.
>>10056836>Then he wept>for the ass he was looking to kick>was his own
Threadly HOT GLUE drop box reminderhttps://www.dropbox.com/sh/zllr7xfjdbmelfk/kMSRsDaqiQ
>>10056826I am okay with this.
>>10056836OH man... what if it was like some kind of fucking mindbreaking placethe screams are yours. you just haven't made them yet
>>10056836I know just the two youngsters to solve this mystery
>>10056867I hope none of you think this is a good word
>>10056874sonic please go
>>10056889Terrible. Simply terrible.
>>10056881I was just reminded of Ed, Edd n' Eddy. Their tongues were odd colors like blue and green.
>>10056881Don't forget their handsome unicorn sidekick!
>>10056867>Fluttershy licking up a funny runny bunny's runny cunny honey
>>10056906no money no funny bunny honey
>>10056905How could I forget?
Apple pony wake up call.
>>10056922Is that a boner?
>>10056922Her eye is a little far back on her headLooks great though
>>10056913MO MONEY MO BUNNY HONEY
>>10056932You'd know if Tex had a boner
>>10056932Yes, but it's unrelated.I always wake with a boner.
>>10056922AJ please. You have morning breath.
>>10056940This.Eyes need some tweaking, but otherwise I like it.
>>10056826>not a police officer investigating the missing people>not looking over the map, noting all the little numbers and measurements>not hearing screams from the streets>not investigating the sewers>not walking down with only a flashlight>not turning back to the ladder to find it's not there>not seeing only numbers and measurements on the wall instead>not hearing the screams pick up again>not seeing the sewer water ripple, then splash, then surge from around the corner>not running down the seemingly endless sewer, passing numerous numbers and measurements covering the walls>not screaming>not a police officer investigating his missing partner
>>10056922is that a butt?
>>10056951>You will never have a subscription to MLPG after dark
>>10056922>"UNF" - anonMy thoughts exactly
>>10056927Renne is such a qt
how do I dynamic pose?
what if there was some kinda sorceress pony like Trixie who's magic was the main reason why dj acid became so tall and got a dick, why milky mare has such huge tits, why shyra went from pony to caterpillar beast, and why red ribbon has such a large assand they all ganged up on her and fucked her
>>10056429I got some art studying done today. But then misleading instructions on microwave food led to me inhaling about a pound of plastic. And also got rejected from a potential job. Hard to stay motivated.
>>10056922>MLPG weekly>eyemaskhehOnly thing I could see was AJ's eye seems too far back
>>10056990But I only like half of those fetishes
>>10056990>They're all out for blood>Red Ribbon doesn't really seem to mind
>>10056990do you inject viagra into your blood or someshit
>>10057003just call me kurtz
>>10056987Download a poseable 3d pony model, pose it the way you like, move the camera into the position you like, then use it as a reference.I'd like to make a program one day that lets people do this...
WE SUPER QUEST BUDS NOW
>>10056429This has been me every day for the last three weeks, just without the implication that I'd be drawing otherwise.
>>10057002>Milky is making bank off of her "disfigurement"
>>10056989HnnngThey're both qts
>>10056922You draw ponies with really gigantic heads
>>10057019YES I SUPPOSE WE ARE
>>10057013Work on your programming
>>10056670>after a few minutes he appears to be calming down a bit>They start talking about the comics - stories and characters and whatever else comes to mind as a result.>She sneaks in her next question, in the middle of talking about one of the artists for the comic>"...So what's wrong?">He answers it before he even realizes the topic has changed.>"Diamond Tiara was making fun of me because she saw Flitter hugging me before school started today.">He turns red in the cheeks while CC cringes a little.>"She had the whole class in on it!">His hands start to shake as he remembers the final jab she hit him with before he left.>"What's wrong 'Rumblybumbly?' Gonna go cry to Flitter?">CC pinches the bridge of her nose, murmuring to herself.>"Why do they have to be like that? Goddamn it..."
>>10056577i prefer this style >>10056615just ignore him pls>>10056645spitefire is from england, go figurewuma is from sweden im from florida and they aren't kids, they both are 18+ and im 29
>>10057009Is that a fucking nightgown that's about to drop down from her shoulders? U-N-F.
>>10057033Why don't we have a goo Twi for programmersThis is long overdue
>>10057024>There's a bunch of mares she just made really slutty>they're all best friends with each other>half of them used to be stallions
>>10057039And spike is totally watching
>>10057019draw human Chronicle
>>10057038>they aren't kids>18+
>>10057046So is Applejack.
>ponychan has more hidden boards than actual boardsthe fuck
>>10056434>not being proto-ponychan anymore>wrong
well does it look like it's going the right direction, at least?
>>10057050anon I swear you better not be husbandoing Chronicle
>>10057038You seem tolerable enough if you'd just knock it off with the reply walls.Pick a post and reply to it.Wait 30 seconds.Reply to another post.
>>10057028Normally I'd agree with you, but 'gigantic' isn't really the correct term for that last sketch.
>>10057060>what is a circlejerk?
>>10057053Holy shit is nobody an adult in this country anymore? What's adult age now? 40?>>10057045>A horde of anons follow them around wishing to learn their secrets.
>>10057070yea my bad, i went to get something to eat, and stupid connections errors built up my textwall, i hate them too.
>>10057050>>10057071But I already did
>>10057077Where did you get this picture of my wife?
>>10057009>dat picture of AJ>dat look she's givingAwesome. More shipping nonsense.
>>10057079From my experience, anyone under 25 can safely be considered a kid until proven otherwise.
>>10057038>they aren't kidssure they aren't
>>10057083well them post it
>>10057075butthat still doesn't make any sense
>>10057090How do you prove otherwise?
>>10057079>A horde of anons follow them around wishing to learn their secrets.What kind of secrets would Acid, RR, MM, and shyra even possess?
>>10057090I want Allstate,Progressive and all car insurance company reps to go pls>>10057094what i have spoken with them on skypeyoung yes, kids no
>>10057095Here: >>10052499Shat it out kind of fast, but whatever.
>>10057103Act like an adult.
>>10057089I didn't even notice that.
>>10057079>implying the anons wouldn't be rushed and overwhelmed as soon as the slutty mares caught wind of them
>>10057103By getting to know them, obviously.
Hey guys im 18 years old! I swear!
>>10057089>>10057118Remove your shipping goggles.
>>10057117Why is it 'like an adult'?Why not just 'don't be a huge cunt'
>>10057125then in that case bend over~
>>10056661Good. I'd rather die than be japanese.
>>10057094Im over 18
>>10057127Well there has to be a reason for her to have a picture of Applejack on her desk, doesn't there?
>>10057127Rarijack is canon
>>10057137So she doesn't forget the boring one's name?
>>10057134I assume "over 18" means you turned 18 this year. It doesn't magically make you an adult.
>>10057130You can act in a childish fashion with a complete lack of self-awareness or personal responsibility without being a huge cunt, so that is not an adequate criterion.
>>10057107RR: "this is how you properly eat a whole cake in under an hour without getting it in your mane"M: "this is how you properly milk a milkmare, Hey! not so rough!">>10057123>implying that wasn't the plan
>>10057134act like it for once than darling
>>10057137Maybe she doesn't even know it's applejack.
>>10057134That is just fucking abysmal.
I remember when we just talked about the main characters and stuff in ponyville. That's what mlpg was.
>>10057107acid-how to get smelly feet/huge cockRR-how to get huge assMM-how to get huge titsShyra-how to transform/how to produce musk
>>10057134Sure you are.
>>10057107I think for Shyra they'd be following her because of her overpowering musk though
AND THEY...WILL DANCE IF THEY WANNA DANCEPLEASE BROTHER TAKE A CHANCE
>>10057134>>10057148>>10057154Work on your spelling, capitalization, and punctuation, the lot of you.
>>10057151And now we talk about waifus and the fetishes that go along with them.That's the breaks, kid.
>>10057150i like them, they are camp>>10057151give us something to talk about then
person horseswhich do you like?
>>10057068I'm not but I still really like his character despite what happened
>>10057144See anon, and your assumptions, are inaccurate, and prove youre retarded!>>10057148>but shiny...>>10057151go back to co you major epic leet oldfag>>10057159shitposting ironicallly, is still shitposting
>>10057115Oh wow, that is greatStupid handsome motherfucker
>>10057176I like ponies.
>>10057176That looks disturbingly like Tara.
>>10057176none, i do like muslim shy though
>>10057179>i-i'm over 18 i swear! s-shitposter...
>>10057151I recall a time where people presented new topics, instead of whining about the current onces...
>>10057147>eating a whole cake>in under an hourIs this supposed to be hard?
>>10057189You know that's not true.
>>10057190>">without getting it in your mane"
>>10057176I always have a battery pack in case I get another heart attack.
>>10057179jesus, if you're over 18 and live in bongland, don't you have work/college/something else besides posting here to do?
>>10057190Despite the fact that Pinkie Pie can eat a cake in seconds, a pony eating a large cake and remaining perfectly clean is actually quite an impressive feat
>>10057179>/b/read fag talking about shitpostingwhat
>>10057199>what is a ponytaildo you fucking even
>>10057206he's not over 18
>>10057176I like all of my humanponies white and normal weight, fuck tumblr.
>>10057207Ship them where?
>>>/gif/5597478>All that pre
>>10057207i ship Renne and Saffron
>>10057215Somewhere far away.
>>10057217>tfw never leak pre>even been on the stack for two weeksI want to know this feel.
There's not enough gore in this fandom.
>>10057210>a ponytail>not being able to manipulate your mane with the utmost precision and accuracy>>10057207You fucking stop it right now, Red is mine you sod.
>>10057223Ship them all to AppleDan and make him sort them out
>>10057207RR and NyxAcid and ShyraBB and Sweetiebell
>>10057209Honestly, look at your own posters, I just got here, already whiners, and even before, you barelyhad a convo topic.Your own people are stangling the life out of the community, not me>>10057211Oh right, you know this how?
>>10057228>tfw no amount of supplements will regrow your foreskin
>>10057206Maybe he's NEET?
>>10057243can't you restore that?
>>10057243>you will never have a marshmallow horsedick
>you will never have a Puppy Saffron
>>10057245Nope, proud to say im not!>>10057250See, you attention whoring like that, achieves the opposite of what you want.
>>10057250>waah i am so madWhy are you filtering canon ponies?Please grow up.
>>10057258you couldn't even fuck it
>>10057240you're from /b/
>>10057248>you will never have a horsedick>you will never lay in bed all day jerking it all over the sheets>you will never actually find a pony to fuck with it
>>10057268Puppy Saffron is not for sexual, anon.She's just staying with you while her parents are out adventuring and archaeologing.
>>10057240>stanglingStangle, noun: to stangle or be stangled by friend or foe. is while screwin your lady friend they sneak up on you, and then tickles your dangly balls. thus stangled.while i was screwin my bitch, ken came in and totally stangled me. NOT cool.-Urban Dictionary
>>10057273>jerking your horsecock all dayThat's all I fucking want. I'd drink gallons of water and just... do that all day. maybe in the future
>>10057272Correctomundo.Youre from mlp!
>>10057035>Now that the dam's broken, Rumble finds himself just letting it out.>Meanwhile, CC sits down next to him - not trying to hug him, not saying anything - just listening and letting him vent.>"...and if it weren't for Flitter doing her best to embarrass me all the time with all that mushy stuff, I wouldn't have to DEAL with any of that!">CC raises an eyebrow at this.>"What, because Flitter gives you hugs?">"In front of EVERYONE!">She's quiet for a moment before she sighs and turns to him.>"You honestly think she's trying to embarrass you on purpose?">Rumble tries to answer... but can't. A minute ago he was all but ranting and raving, and now he's got nothing.>After second-guessing himself for a minute, he shuts his mouth while CC puts a hand on his shoulder.>"She only does all that mushy stuff because she loves you - you know that, right? She doesn't wake up in the morning and think 'I'm gonna embarrass my little brother as much as I can today.' Who does that?">"...">"Might be embarrassing, but really, would it make you happier if she NEVER hugged you again? Ever?">"But Diamond--">"About her -- next time you see her with her dad, see if he ever hugs her the way Flitter hugs you.">He blinks at this. "...Huh?">"Kids like her don't get a lot of affection. Ever heard of the Dog in the Manger? You're getting something she can't get with money. And she figures if she can't have it, nobody should."