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MLP General DRAWFAG 02/16/12(Thu)00:47 No.34346438

NEW THREAD.
and whatevs.
pony, ponies, twilight and other keywords yadda yadda.

>>	type i kil u !sSb0GbGtDU 02/16/12(Thu)00:48 No.34346469 >violación con instrumentos quirúrgicos

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:48 No.34346476 >>34346438 dont forget the >rape

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:48 No.34346477 >rap

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:48 No.34346480 >rape

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:48 No.34346490 >cape

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:48 No.34346502 File: 1329371327.jpg-(58 KB, 426x360, 2-1.jpg) IF YOU BEG OR IF YOU BORROW YOU MAY NEVER FIND YOUR WAY

Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:49 No.34346509

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>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:49 No.34346512 File: 1329371350.jpg-(14 KB, 636x353, no capes.jpg) >>34346490 Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:49 No.34346517 File: 1329371365.png-(638 KB, 2500x4928, 1327307463970.png) >>34346477 >rap http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgZdMZjqtfI

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:49 No.34346522 File: 1329371378.png-(192 KB, 900x675, fluffy+k+edit+1329273568973.ps(...).png) >Why no wun?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:49 No.34346533 File: 1329371396.png-(230 KB, 517x394, 1315806813949.png) Nom

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:50 No.34346541 What if there were ninja ponies?

>>	sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/16/12(Thu)00:50 No.34346542 >>34346517 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBLuFONWenw&list=FLKgDIdT1ZjXMHFGerQcEu9Q&index=11&featur e=plpp_video

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:50 No.34346549 >>34346522 HAHAHA HE POSTED IT AGAIN GUYS MAN THIS IS CONSISTENTLY FUNNY EVERY SINGLE TIME

>>	SirSlush !!o/A7TKbf5vi 02/16/12(Thu)00:50 No.34346555 >rake

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:51 No.34346570 >>34346549 I KNOW MAN I LOSE MY SHIT EVERY TIME

>>	type i kil u !sSb0GbGtDU 02/16/12(Thu)00:51 No.34346573 File: 1329371471.png-(471 KB, 1800x1000, 131638211241.png) >>34346522 That is sad man. Stop posting it.

>>	DRAWFAG 02/16/12(Thu)00:51 No.34346574 File: 1329371471.png-(478 KB, 1206x565, MLPG 3.png) >>34346512 > ze magics anyway, someone posted my picture requesting sweetie belle disgusted face on it. can somebody post that face for me?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:51 No.34346578 File: 1329371477.jpg-(40 KB, 430x320, mario_galaxy-1896.jpg) LIVE AND LEARN HANGIN' ON THE EDGE OF TOMORROW

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:51 No.34346579 I've been getting some weird, weird urges lately. I... I think I want to cuddle Twilight sparkle and never let her go

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:51 No.34346583 >>34346541 rd is a blackbelt and a part time ninja

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:51 No.34346586 >>34346541 Those damned hooves would make too much noise.

Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:51 No.34346591

Oh is this the general?
posting from other thread
Topic Flutterstalker
>Wake up
>go to shower
>Notice hole in walk crotch level
>Cover it with gum
>Go to breakfast
>"oh hi anon I let myself in I made you breakfast"
>whatever... "fine.."
>She obviously sprinkled drugs on it
>staring at her and back at the plate
>"Oh, those are uhh vitamins eat them up be good and strong MMMMM!"
>You keep staring at her an the plate
>"Hehe don't believe me I will eat on"
>minutes later she falls down passed out
such is life in equestria

>>	Gingersnaps !PINGASpXVM 02/16/12(Thu)00:51 No.34346596 File: 1329371500.png-(182 KB, 900x1125, 130901673949.png) >That feel when Ponychan is dead

>>	SirSlush !!o/A7TKbf5vi 02/16/12(Thu)00:51 No.34346597 >>34346383 >>34346489 where doign eet mang, WHERE MAKIN DIS HAPEN!

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:51 No.34346607 >Rainbow Smash >Twi-bite Spoke'em >Derby Wheels HALP need roller derby name plox

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:51 No.34346609 >>34346522 Original story here http://pastebin.com/d8JAaGAw You know, the one this guy here didnt force rape and scat into.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:51 No.34346610 >>34346517 >>34346542 >not ice cube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWaNFNFT38U

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:52 No.34346615 >>34346579 Be careful man One mistake and bam you're one of the weird Twifags

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:52 No.34346616 File: 1329371529.jpg-(22 KB, 400x379, 1320640553500.jpg) >>34346574 Here

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:52 No.34346621 >>34346541 Rainbow Dash knows some form of martial arts.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:52 No.34346624 File: 1329371536.png-(309 KB, 567x559, 1328812055308.png) >>34346596 who what where now

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:52 No.34346629 >>34346596 Fuck off back to Ponychan.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:52 No.34346637 File: 1329371564.png-(446 KB, 280x320, tylerunicorn.png) >>34346542 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bYR8jZj0QU

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:52 No.34346638 >>34346477 Yo girl you cute like Fluttershy I don't want to say goodbye sittin' in the MLPG sippin' my whiskey This flow so sick excuse me I'm gonna go show my fluffy pony my dick

DRAWFAG 02/16/12(Thu)00:52 No.34346640

>>34346591
Oh is this the general?
posting from other thread
Topic Flutterstalker
> Wake up
> go to shower
> Notice hole in walk crotch level
> Cover it with gum
> Go to breakfast
> "oh hi anon I let myself in I made you breakfast"
> whatever... "fine.."
> She obviously sprinkled drugs on it
> staring at her and back at the plate
> "Oh, those are uhh vitamins eat them up be good and strong MMMMM!"
> You keep staring at her an the plate
> "Hehe don't believe me I will eat on"
> minutes later she falls down passed out
such is life in equestria
This should fix your greentext.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:53 No.34346651 File: 1329371595.png-(85 KB, 373x454, best pony.png) whats my special talent?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:53 No.34346663 >MLPG has tempted me to get Dwarf Fortress. Goddamn beardy humans.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:53 No.34346664 >>34346651 killing yourself immediately

>>	Glaive 02/16/12(Thu)00:53 No.34346665 File: 1329371620.png-(253 KB, 640x678, 1320775545978.png) >>34346502 And I read that in his old voice. Dammit Ryan Drummond, you and your lovably mediocre voice acting.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:53 No.34346666 >>34346651 Amoeba chan

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:53 No.34346667 What do you do when your favorite pony is in your room, wiggling it's butt at you?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:53 No.34346671 >>34346596 >that feel when you're mere presence is responsible for shitting up the entire thread

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:53 No.34346672 >>34346651 pony thumbs, but only your head is a thumb.

Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:53 No.34346673

>>34346289
>You magically get transported to Equestria.
>You get a pony waifu.
>You outlive her.
>You outlive your children.
>Your grandchildren are old and gray along with you.
>Your great-grandchildren are all adults by the time you finally knock off, some with kids of their own.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:54 No.34346679 >>34346637 I don't know if you're trolling or what but that song is fucking hilarious

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:54 No.34346684 >>34346651 Silly anon, that's not a pony!

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:55 No.34346709 File: 1329371705.jpg-(2.86 MB, 4999x4737, Sweetie Collage.jpg) >>34346574

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:55 No.34346721 File: 1329371730.jpg-(1.38 MB, 4000x2500, Unicorn Domain.jpg) Man I wish there was more art of Princess Platinum Or of the other leaders Old Equestria could be fucking intresting

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:55 No.34346730 File: 1329371744.jpg-(Spoiler Image, 124 KB, 1024x958, 131762 - artist-spitshy spitfi(...).jpg) >>34346667 Stop making my penis sad, anon!

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:55 No.34346732 >>34346667 Put on top hat and mutton chops, get pony whip, and make wiggly pony drive my wiggly taxi carriage.

>>	Rose 02/16/12(Thu)00:55 No.34346734 File: 1329371748.gif-(787 KB, 300x190, tumblr_lzghhvosCv1qzigel.gif) >>34346522 I'm sure fluffy pony will be fine

>>	Glaive 02/16/12(Thu)00:55 No.34346736 >>34346702 oh hi mark Why is there no Tommy Wiseau pony yet

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:56 No.34346745 >>34346666 >>34346666 its perfect

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:56 No.34346756 >>34346736 is nothing sacred

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:56 No.34346758 >>34346609 >Drill a hole in the bowl so she doesnt drown in her own tears I lose my shit every time at this.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:56 No.34346766 >>34346607 Applesmack

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:56 No.34346772 File: 1329371819.jpg-(543 KB, 1000x1370, what a cutie, mark.jpg) >>34346736 There is, but there isn't enough.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:57 No.34346776 >>34346667 That depends, is she making a silly face or bedroom eyes?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:57 No.34346785 >legless fluffy pony lives in a bowl What happens when she has to shit?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:57 No.34346787 File: 1329371845.gif-(1.18 MB, 739x540, 1329104217190.gif) twilight sparkle is a very pretty pone

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:57 No.34346789 more rap http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRG7zZfrl4c

>>	Glaive 02/16/12(Thu)00:57 No.34346791 File: 1329371849.png-(289 KB, 1811x1500, 1328748087235.png) >>34346667 I politely tell her that she's making me sexually aroused. She can decide what to do next.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:57 No.34346795 Anyone know of some feel-good adventure fanfics?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:57 No.34346796 >>34346596 But this is a good feel.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:57 No.34346803 File: 1329371873.jpg-(214 KB, 1425x1333, Spitfire surfboard.jpg) >>34346730 shes never coming back either

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:57 No.34346805 >>34346785 Fluffy pony is forced to live in her own waste.

>>	type i kil u !sSb0GbGtDU 02/16/12(Thu)00:58 No.34346810 File: 1329371886.jpg-(349 KB, 900x695, 1323636070840.jpg) >>34346609 Reading this while listening to Current 93 is no good. >>34346541 Fluttershy is best samurai pone

>>	GeneralIvan !!es8jpwZdntp 02/16/12(Thu)00:58 No.34346812 File: 1329371887.jpg-(53 KB, 600x500, 1329203252021.jpg) Trying to have a pony thread without Ivan?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:58 No.34346813 File: 1329371890.jpg-(15 KB, 279x346, iron-eyes2.jpg) >>34346772

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:58 No.34346816 File: 1329371896.jpg-(18 KB, 298x382, Georgetakei.jpg) >>34346772 >>34346736 Now all we need is a George Takei pony and my anus will be prepared!

Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:58 No.34346820
File: 1329371900.png-(984 KB, 4554x4320, 1323794515749.png)

>>34346591
>Friday night
>no booze ponies don't have that here
>They get drunk off cider and sugar
>Knock at door
>Fluttershy
>"Oh hi anon, I uhh found some of that "booze" you always want"
>herb leaves and pills have disolved at the bottom of the glass bottle
>look at her
>"squee"
>look back at the bottle
>No fluttershy just no
>closing the door her foot is stuck in it
>"Oh come on please? it is really good I drank uhh like 2 gallons before I came over here... Oh I am soo boozed!"
>You look back at at your table with candy snacks and cider on it
>laptops battery is dying and the sun isn't up to charge the solar panel

Do you
A) take the bottle
B) push her foot out and lock the door

>>	Knigh/tg/uy 02/16/12(Thu)00:58 No.34346823 The /merch/ threads are killing my computer for some reason. Can I put my pony doll in Simple Green to remove the Hasbro colors and cutie mark to get a clean base to work on?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:58 No.34346824 File: 1329371912.png-(266 KB, 900x573, The Holy Grail.png) >>34346721 What if later they get a quest from Celestia?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:58 No.34346825 File: 1329371913.jpg-(226 KB, 1024x1024, scootaloo3.jpg) >20 episodes already created >Finale's two-parter >only four episodes unaccounted for Scootaloo isn't getting an episode! SUCK IT!

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:58 No.34346830 File: 1329371927.jpg-(92 KB, 1280x720, 1324156033904.jpg) >>34346721 This would be awesome, unicors building canterlot, earth ponies manehattan and the pegasus Cloudsdale, they meet every couple of months for a big party because they are friends now.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:58 No.34346831 File: 1329371928.png-(684 KB, 862x639, Ain't Dat Cute.png) >>34346667 Oh my. I'm a shy introvert, I'd probably have to be eased into it.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:58 No.34346834 >>34346816 Oh my.

Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:59 No.34346848

>Every other week Lyra raids a Fairy ring, stealing away a few of them to 'play' with.
>Faeries only live for a few weeks in the wild, soon Lyra becomes a great demon of legend.
>Sadly, they can do little to stop her and some of the youth are convinced that the demon is nothing but a myth.
>And the cycle continues.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:59 No.34346850 File: 1329371965.png-(237 KB, 894x894, spike_by_equestria_prevails-d4(...).png) >>34346422 Just imagine Tara Strong using Twilight's voice to shout >I PREFER THE TERM 'EVIL GENIUS'!

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:59 No.34346854 >>34346824 But...but they already are horse... they would already make that sound when they walk...

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:59 No.34346859 File: 1329371990.png-(224 KB, 464x543, rdtfhujiklkjhgfdghjk.png) >>34346825 yes he is

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:59 No.34346861 >>34346787 Why do the ponies suddenly get eye shadow when their eyebrows appear? I don't get that.

>>	Glaive 02/16/12(Thu)01:00 No.34346873 File: 1329372018.jpg-(65 KB, 345x379, oh hi mark.jpg) >>34346772 Good enough.

Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:00 No.34346875
File: 1329372023.png-(57 KB, 800x800, 476 - exploitable men photosho(...).png)

>>34346803
I'm pretty sure everybody knows me as, "that one crazy anon who wants to fuck spitfire" already.

which, I will never be able to do because mai waifu is a fictional cartoon pony
;_;

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:00 No.34346877 >>34346825 she'll get bumped down and only get a 5 min video inbetween season 2 and 3

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:00 No.34346883 >>34346820 >make her drink it

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:00 No.34346885 >>34346820 Bottle, BOTTLE

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:01 No.34346893 File: 1329372070.jpg-(35 KB, 500x500, fluttershy is pleased.jpg) holy fuck i just fapped so good that my cumshot landed around half my arm, that's quite a new record for me >mfw

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:01 No.34346897 >>34346820 take the bottle, drink it all

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:01 No.34346902 >>34346893 what did you fap to

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:01 No.34346904 >>34346825 Well, I'm asking SOMEONE on the team about it if she doesn't. Everyone and their grandmother's gotten an episode so far. Literally, the fucking old-person gag got an episode.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:01 No.34346905 File: 1329372095.png-(1.09 MB, 900x1337, The Princess.png)

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:02 No.34346919 Can somebody post that gif of Applebloom and Scootaloo bobbing their heads side to side? Don't know why but it just makes me smile.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:02 No.34346920 >>34346820 Tell her that friends share with friends. Offer her our cider and pretend to drink from the bottle.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:02 No.34346923 File: 1329372138.png-(150 KB, 500x500, 1325536537056.png) >>34346875 > you will never hold your pony waifu weallknowthatfeel.jpg

>>	Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 02/16/12(Thu)01:02 No.34346928 File: 1329372142.png-(57 KB, 347x268, 1327809619668.png) >>34346502 LIVE AND LEARN HANGING ON THE EDGE OF TOMORROW Reminds me of blood vessel ponies. Too bad they never panned out.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:02 No.34346930 >>34346902 some MLP cosplays i found http://www.acparadise.com/acs/display.php?c=7911

Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:02 No.34346934
File: 1329372156.jpg-(202 KB, 1000x707, 71879 - applejack artist gomig(...).jpg)

>>34346816
I like to imagine that if George Takei ever appeared on the show, he would be the voice of Rainbow Dash's Karate master. Who taught her the importance of loyalty by never giving up on her, even when the rest of the world seemed to.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:02 No.34346935 >>34346820 >Take bottle. >Dump the contents on the ground, giving her a blank stare. >Keep empty bottle.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:02 No.34346938 >>34346905 Why hello boner

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:02 No.34346939 >>34346893 You had better fapped to pone, anon. Or else I would be EXTREMELY disappointed in you.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:02 No.34346944 >>34346893 Filthy pig. At least do it so it doesn't get everywhere, fuck.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:03 No.34346948 Would you let Fluttershy wash your back in the shower?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:03 No.34346952 >>34346861 Because eyelids are darker than the rest of your face. At least mine are.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:03 No.34346961 >>34346893 Why the fuck are you telling us that Stop that at once

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:03 No.34346963 File: 1329372219.png-(252 KB, 2022x1595, 1328812990348.png) >FINALLY MORE FLUTTERSTALKER ABOUT FUCKING TIME

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:03 No.34346964 >>34346948 >Implying Fluttershy ever showers.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:03 No.34346970 >>34346939 well it was pony related: >>34346930

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:03 No.34346971 I was a brony once and it was awful.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:04 No.34346973 >>34346673 >Change you name to Methuselah >No one but Pinkie Pie and, oddly enough, Zecora gets it

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:04 No.34346974 File: 1329372242.png-(Spoiler Image, 591 KB, 1688x1219, twilestia2.png) >>34346787 celestia and her mom agree.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:04 No.34346975 File: 1329372244.jpg-(511 KB, 1000x1116, 127942 - artist-Jackarunda bro(...).jpg) >>34346948 Fuck yes.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:04 No.34346987 >>34346975 now thats just fuckin creepy

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:04 No.34346990 >>34346963 I AM IN AGREEMENT.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:04 No.34346991 File: 1329372292.png-(69 KB, 945x945, 1319867528894.png) >>34346948 God no. She'd shove a broom handle up my ass

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:05 No.34346996 >ctrl+f "horsefucker" >Nobody has said "horsefucker" yet. Well, howdy ho, horsefuckerinos!

>>	GeneralIvan !!es8jpwZdntp 02/16/12(Thu)01:05 No.34346997 >>34346948 If it's none sexual, then sure!

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:05 No.34347001 File: 1329372317.jpg-(129 KB, 1280x720, Strike the earth.jpg) >>34346824 You mean if she tells them to take several other ponies and strike the earth?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:05 No.34347007 File: 1329372322.jpg-(15 KB, 432x288, yaranaika.jpg) >>34346787 Y u so adorable.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:05 No.34347008 >>34346820 >take bottle >don't drink it >kiss fluttershy >have amazing pony sex

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:05 No.34347011 >>34346991 No, she'd much prefer having you inside her.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:05 No.34347012 File: 1329372333.jpg-(48 KB, 368x360, pinkie-pie-cake-babies_thumb..jpg)

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:05 No.34347020 >>34346934 Naw, he should be a cold and calculating cosmic horror who succumbs to his own intelligence eventually realizing that everything is pointless.

Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:05 No.34347021

>>34346883
>>34346885
>F-FUCK, fine give me the bottle
>You try to shoo her out, oh anon come on let me enjoy the booze
>Seeing as it is probably just sugar water mixed with some leaves that only works on ponies you don't give a fuck as long as she stops annoying you
>Fine
>You pour a drink for you and her
>You gulf down a drink, tastes lake cheap liquor but liquor none the less
>She then sets hers down without actually drinking anything
>"Oh man how about we get crazy anon oohh I am so drunk, I wouldn't want anyone to violate me"
>you stare discerningly at her while you grab another glass
>About finished with he second glass your arm goes limp
>then your other arm, you can't move from the neck down
>Fluttershy put a muscle relaxant in your drink
continuing next post

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:06 No.34347024 More ponies in diapers, please.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:06 No.34347027 File: 1329372371.jpg-(52 KB, 465x498, ThatFuckingDonkeyShow.jpg) >>34346975 >Pantene.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:06 No.34347036 Would you hug a Twilight Sparkle /co/?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:06 No.34347039 File: 1329372392.jpg-(217 KB, 2408x1435, rainbow dash mad no.jpg) >>34347024

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:06 No.34347046 >>34347027 >Not >using >Suave kill

>>	Glaive 02/16/12(Thu)01:06 No.34347049 File: 1329372415.jpg-(12 KB, 294x246, 1322721042280.jpg) >>34346948 Yes. We could do other things as well if that's what she wants. sexual things

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:06 No.34347050 File: 1329372415.jpg-(66 KB, 1024x576, pinkie_pie_and_pound_cake_upsi(...).jpg)

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:06 No.34347053 >>34347036 gladly

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:07 No.34347060 File: 1329372428.png-(179 KB, 556x508, twilight smarty pants writing (...).png) >>34347036 >non sexually

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:07 No.34347065 >>34346948 Having a small horse in a bathtub would be so incredibly awkward - especially if they had wings

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:07 No.34347068 >>34347021 >Fluttershy put a muscle relaxant in your drink Oh god dammit we're gonna shit ourselves, aren't we?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:07 No.34347069 >>34347021 >muscle relaxant >it is now impossible for you to get it up until it wears off

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:07 No.34347070 File: 1329372446.jpg-(98 KB, 882x906, creepy hoers.jpg) >>34347036 No matter what.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:07 No.34347071 >>34346893 That happens to me all the time, it's shitty because I cause collateral damage sometimes

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:07 No.34347072 File: 1329372448.gif-(536 KB, 460x283, Necks.gif) >>34346919

>>	Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 02/16/12(Thu)01:07 No.34347073 >>34346948 Does she have hands and fingers?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:07 No.34347076 File: 1329372455.png-(1.19 MB, 1920x1080, 112141%20-%20Baby_Cakes%20dict(...).png)

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:07 No.34347089 File: 1329372479.jpg-(Spoiler Image, 112 KB, 800x800, tumblr_lzecg0F1oQ1r3xauu.jpg) Why, boner? Why? >>34347046 >suave >3 in 1 bodywash/shampoo/conditioner MY NIGGA

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 02/16/12(Thu)01:08 No.34347090 >>34347036 Yep! She'd smell of old books and lavender.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:08 No.34347091 >>34347070 Where are the rib bones? Anorexic pony is anorexia

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:08 No.34347094 >>34347021 >Fall on stomach before body gives out.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:08 No.34347098 >>34347069 >>Penor don't got no muscles, son.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:08 No.34347100 File: 1329372492.png-(232 KB, 667x375, 667px-Pinkie_as_a_pig_SE2EP13.png)

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:08 No.34347104 >>34347039 You are just in total denial about hopw hot ponies are in diapers.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:08 No.34347107 File: 1329372510.jpg-(231 KB, 1472x1101, 1329069790913.jpg) >>34347089 we nigs now

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:08 No.34347111 >>34346919 Fuck anon, it's posted thousands of times.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:08 No.34347120 File: 1329372539.png-(294 KB, 428x588, bulemia.png) >>34347091

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:08 No.34347121 I would have sex with humanized Flutterstalker. I imagine that she would be a lot like Spaghetti-tan

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:09 No.34347127 File: 1329372558.png-(570 KB, 1280x720, S02E13_-_Play_Time!.png)

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:09 No.34347129 >>34347065 they'd be flapping about freaking out heh

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:09 No.34347130 >>34347104 >mfw dat sweet pony shit aroma w/ slight decay. >wat bouquet >hay flecks

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:09 No.34347133 Would you ride on Rainbow Dash's back as you both fly through the sky?

>>	Glaive 02/16/12(Thu)01:09 No.34347134 >>34347065 >implying it'd be awkward to have a little yellow pegasus pony resting on your chest in a bathtub, her wet hair touching your skin

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:09 No.34347138 >>34347094 It uses muscles to keep the blood in the dick.

Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:09 No.34347141
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>>34347008
I just wandered into this thread. For over a year now, I've avoided the MLPGs, thinking they were cesspits where the lowest dregs of humanity mingle and swap genetics.

Today I thought: Maybe I'm being too harsh, I'm sure they're nice people, I'll go lurk and see what I can see.

I saw this.

I guess I should just believe in stereotypes from now on after-all.

Bunch of scummy goddamn horsefuckers.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:09 No.34347144 >>34347069 Penis isn't a muscle, it's consists of a sponge tissue that becomes hard and erect through being engorged with blood. Get it fucking rig- shit I'm defending some faggot's rape fantasy aren't I.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:09 No.34347145 >>34347089 I'm going to need both hands for this... now if only she had regular Celestia's mane

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:10 No.34347148 >>34347104 >>34347130 Sure samefag is here.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:10 No.34347153 File: 1329372604.png-(2.38 MB, 1280x1600, 1328164229510.png) >>34347007 purple magichorn is most adorkable pone

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:10 No.34347156 >>34347071 >Not masturbating while wearing underwear, and cumming directly into them.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:10 No.34347161 >>34347120 >dat inflamed gallbladder

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:10 No.34347166 >>34347133 It'd be better than the airlines.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:10 No.34347172 File: 1329372635.jpg-(43 KB, 400x324, 0197.jpg) >>34347141 wait till I start posting

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:10 No.34347176 File: 1329372652.gif-(1 KB, 200x150, laughing Derpy.gif) >>34347098 >his penis doesn't have muscles

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:10 No.34347177 >>34347156 i used to do that, then realized that's just really dirty...

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:11 No.34347187 File: 1329372681.gif-(324 KB, 260x307, 124674 - animated artist-Max_G(...).gif) >>34347133 YES >>34347141 Don't worry, anon. I thought the exact same thing when I came here for the first time, as well. We'll get to you, for sure

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:11 No.34347196 >>34347141 You're on 4chan, what in the high holy hell did you expect

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:11 No.34347197 How would you react if you saw Rarity putting makeup on Spike and have him wear girly outfits while screaming "YOU SHALL BE THE PRETTIEST DRAGON IN ALL OF EQUESTRIA"

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:11 No.34347203 File: 1329372714.png-(141 KB, 697x372, Holy Bajeebuz 6.png) >>34347024 >>34347039 >>34347104 >>34347130

Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:12 No.34347206
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>>34347144
man now you have me thinking that if it was a muscle people would do excercised and do penis strength competitions where they would lift trucks with their boners.

fuck you and fuck my imagination

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:12 No.34347209 >>34347141 It's 50/50 between horsefuckers and people that have the same views on horsefucking as you seriously >see one post out of others that are nothing like it >YOU ARE ALL LIKE THIS

>>	Glaive 02/16/12(Thu)01:12 No.34347210 File: 1329372728.jpg-(268 KB, 1024x1024, 1326941347853.jpg) >>34347008 Pretty much what I'd do. >>34347141 You haven't seen shit. I'm glad you enjoyed your stay.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:12 No.34347212 >>34347156 that's pretty disgusting

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:12 No.34347223 File: 1329372757.jpg-(1.75 MB, 5000x5000, 1328065411620.jpg) http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=YWeSjjWJyHU >Not being a supersayajin >2011+1

>>	GeneralIvan !!es8jpwZdntp 02/16/12(Thu)01:12 No.34347230 File: 1329372776.jpg-(Spoiler Image, 21 KB, 480x480, tumblrlvv2cqdmdf1qm8z22.png.jpg) Since this thread has gone to shit I say we post our OC's.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:13 No.34347236 File: 1329372782.png-(93 KB, 500x425, Saint Claire and Derpy having (...).png) Did Yamino ever apologist for being a completely batshit insane slut?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:13 No.34347239 File: 1329372787.png-(202 KB, 900x506, extreme_pony_roller_derby_by_p(...).png) >rollery darby name help plox omg

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:13 No.34347241 >>34347141 Are you me from June? You'll learn to tune it out.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:13 No.34347242 >>34347156 >not using one old ripped pair of boxers as a cum rag

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:13 No.34347245 >>34347203 I meant ADULT ponies in diapers. Jeeze, I'm not a fucking SICKO.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:13 No.34347246 >>34347197 Snicker, of course. Knowing some fag, they want in.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:13 No.34347250 >>34347156 I get off with underwear on, but I never cum on my clothes. That's just nasty.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:13 No.34347251 File: 1329372798.jpg-(32 KB, 547x439, 1325603666235.jpg) >>34347036 if i hugged a twilight sparkle, i would never be able to let go. so, yes. yes, i would.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:13 No.34347257 File: 1329372814.png-(378 KB, 984x1500, 1328817019232.png) >>34347230 ivan stop

Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:13 No.34347261
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>>34347021
>You can't move and can barely talk, and feel really dizy
>Oh no anon are you tired already? oh dear here lte me make you more comfortable
>She stretches you out on the floor
>"am I going to get raped?"
>Oh dear anon you spilt your drink all over you let's get you out of those clothes
>She tries to take off your shirt but without fingers she can only roll it up to your arm
>Oh um dear your pants are wet to, let's get those off
>"Mmnooo" you mutter
>She tries to lower your pants but your belt won't come undone
>"Oh dear uhh hmmm oops"
>without fingers to undo the belt she can't get your pants off
>you spend the whole night paralyzed on the floor with fluttershy trying to undress and rape you, constantly giving you more and more "liquor" to make you stay put

Anyone want me to actually write her succeeding?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:14 No.34347277 >>34347245 >Not a sicko Someone's in denial.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:14 No.34347281 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7O3tAhQVU3k How long can you last?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:14 No.34347282 File: 1329372853.jpg-(1.04 MB, 1700x2339, Hold your ponies.jpg) >>34347176 >Someone saving my shitty image. I never asked for this...but it feels good being reposted.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:14 No.34347289 >>34347242 they turn yellow and get all crusty, you're a fucking savage

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:14 No.34347291 >>34347212 THe last time I had a two hour edging session, the explosion of cum accidentally landed on my cat. I've spermed in my jorts ever since.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:14 No.34347292 >>34347261 >Tries to undo belt with teeth

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:14 No.34347296 File: 1329372875.jpg-(536 KB, 1000x1000, 1327017452409.jpg) >>34346812 >>34347230 Someone is tired as hell.

>>	DROWFAG 02/16/12(Thu)01:14 No.34347301 File: 1329372881.png-(514 KB, 1206x565, MLPG 4.png) MLPG 4.0 now with sweetie and smile smile smile guy.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:14 No.34347310 >>34347261 Haha, oh wow. Seems about right.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:15 No.34347311 File: 1329372904.gif-(158 KB, 250x220, 1328770484221.gif) >>34347261 >Suddenly >RAINBOW DASH

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:15 No.34347312 >>34347242 I strip down completely and use old clothes I almost never wear as skeet wipes.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:15 No.34347313 >>34347230 My OC is a pony named Snapshot and she enjoys photography. Her cutie mark is a camera. My autism levels aren't high enough to fill out her character more. Anyone want to create a SODEEP backstory for her?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:15 No.34347319 >>34347261 Flutterfailure is best Fluttershy.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:15 No.34347321 >>34347291 that's why you use a paper towel so it doesn't rip through, two ply, not the cheap shit

>>	Glaive 02/16/12(Thu)01:15 No.34347323 >>34347291 Did your cat hiss at penis?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:15 No.34347325 >>34347301 Yes she is looking at shipping!

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:15 No.34347330 >>34347261 >Anyone want me to actually write her succeeding? Nope. She just fumbles around until Twilight walks in.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:15 No.34347333 >>34347261 DOO EET.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:15 No.34347335 >>34347261 No. Her failing is our amusement and cute, in a strange sort of way.

>>	GeneralIvan !!es8jpwZdntp 02/16/12(Thu)01:15 No.34347336 >>34347257 I'll stop when I'm dead.

>>	Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 02/16/12(Thu)01:15 No.34347337 >>34347301 >gentleman with a fancy hat Drawfag, you did it! I knew you could! It's beautiful!

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:15 No.34347338 >>34347301 why is fluffy pone still alive drown that fucker

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:15 No.34347346 File: 1329372950.jpg-(150 KB, 666x658, mlfw1665-1317242344.jpg) goddamn dash is such a slutty pony

>>	DROWFAG 02/16/12(Thu)01:16 No.34347362 >>34347337 I need that picture of the fancy hat guy getting slapped on all sides. do you have it?

Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:16 No.34347367

>>34347261
>Try as you might, you can not escape.
>Fluttershy keeps giving you more and more of the 'liquor' to keep you down.
>Eventually your heart gives out from the overdose.
>She tries to get you to wake up until her friends finally come looking for her.
>She is crying on top of you.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:16 No.34347370 >>34347313 she discovered her cutie mark when she took photographic evidence of her mother's rape-murder

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:16 No.34347371 File: 1329373009.jpg-(848 KB, 2214x2048, 88328 - artist-DLW chain cigar(...).jpg) >>34347346 This is about a fraction of what she deserves

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:17 No.34347380 >>34347261 Might as well give the poor girl a break.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:17 No.34347381 File: 1329373023.png-(397 KB, 560x400, spidey make rape.png) >>34347346 >>Dash is unlikeable bitch

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:17 No.34347390 >>34347313 Born from her mother who she latter married, she was prophesied by the Gods to kill her father, and be driven from her holy kingdom which she had taken in his stead

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:17 No.34347392 File: 1329373040.jpg-(2.2 MB, 2649x3185, 1329360997583.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:17 No.34347395 File: 1329373045.png-(109 KB, 724x879, 66135 - artist-TheOutlawPonyWa(...).png) >>34347371 I guess getting raped by dogcocks in all holes for a few centuries is a good start

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:17 No.34347397 File: 1329373052.jpg-(62 KB, 900x675, Fluffy Pony Horn.jpg) >>34347338 No way, we went to all the trouble of cutting off Fluffy Pony's legs so she WOULDN'T drown! ...Come to think of it, that was a terrible idea.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:17 No.34347402 File: 1329373067.png-(842 KB, 800x629, Yo. Meduka sengen.png) >>34347230 My OC pony is named neighthan and he looks exactly like a normal pony from earth. He secretly wants to rape applebloom but he knows that his tiny cock could never please her.

>>	Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 02/16/12(Thu)01:18 No.34347414 >>34347362 I don't, unfortunately. I don't think there is one. Sorry, man.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:18 No.34347416 >>34347390 >>Oedipus Rex

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:18 No.34347423 File: 1329373118.jpg-(64 KB, 695x645, 1310715388268.jpg) >>34347261 >Fluttershy IS >The world's worst rapist This is one of the few good memes to come out of this thread in a long time.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:19 No.34347437 >>34347230 My OC has a cutie mark that implies procrastination.

>>	sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/16/12(Thu)01:19 No.34347438 >>34347416 Yup, picked it up yesterday. I don't know why people kept reacting to me reading it, it's really easy to understand.

>>	GeneralIvan !!es8jpwZdntp 02/16/12(Thu)01:19 No.34347444 >>34347402 Haha did you know I'm the one who requested that Madoka gangster picture?

>>	Rose 02/16/12(Thu)01:19 No.34347448 File: 1329373191.png-(482 KB, 1280x720, vlcsnap-2012-02-16-01h18m32s15(...).png) Would you still watch MLP if it looked like this instead?

>>	DRAWFAG 02/16/12(Thu)01:20 No.34347454 File: 1329373211.png-(515 KB, 1206x565, MLPG 5.png) >>34347338 This is why. look closely.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:20 No.34347465 Me again, >>34347021 anyone want another flutterrape greentext? or should I go to bed? Dubs decide the location

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:20 No.34347468 >>34347448 I would if it was as awesome as Fantasia.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:20 No.34347469 >>34347448 Im going to say no because I love the bright colors of the coats and manes.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:20 No.34347476 >>34347448 Isn't that basically G2? Not the Tales cartoon, but the Europe only pnoies.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:20 No.34347479 >>34347444 magic

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:21 No.34347481 >>34347465 Yes Twilights library

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:21 No.34347482 >>34347454 >Googles What happened to that dude? Haven't seen him in a fair while.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:21 No.34347488 >>34347465 Write about how one of the mane 6 walks in on her trying to get your pants off.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:21 No.34347489 >>34347367 Poor anon.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:21 No.34347491 >>34347465 Zecora's jungle hut.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:21 No.34347497 >>34347448 No, the big eyes the ponies have make them adorable, plus realistic style ruins the ability to make great facial expressions

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:21 No.34347498 guys help i need ponoes

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:21 No.34347499 >>34347488 >>34347488 >>34347488 this

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:21 No.34347506 >>34347448 but, those ponies are ugly.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:21 No.34347508 >>34347465 Fuck yes. In the royal palace

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:21 No.34347513 >>34347465 Anywhere, as long as they don't succeed. These are not allowed to turn into fapfics.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:21 No.34347516 >>34347488 oh boy Here we go

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:22 No.34347519 >>34347448 but that's my little donkey

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:22 No.34347520 >>34347482 She was taking requests just yesterday

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:22 No.34347522 >>34347230 Even better idea; The mutated offspring of some random anon. >>"Mom, why are my hind legs growing longer than my front?" >>"I guess it's time I told you about Anon."

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:22 No.34347524 >>34347489 >Here lies Anon. >He never scored.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:22 No.34347525 File: 1329373341.jpg-(83 KB, 720x720, 1328512365176.jpg) >>34347488 welp okay give me a few minutes, probably going to be RD walking in on you

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:22 No.34347530 which pone makes the best "eyes"?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:22 No.34347537 File: 1329373370.png-(22 KB, 349x272, 1328779191602.png) >>34347525 megusta

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:23 No.34347550 >>34347522 >"Mom, why do I look different from all the other ponies? They keep calling me a monkey" >"I wanted a human kid but humans and ponies can't reproduce. You're adopted."

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:23 No.34347552 >>34347448 Part of FIM's appeal is the slick expressive.character designs.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:23 No.34347554 >>34347448 Prooobably not. One of the big things with MLP for me is the clean, crisp lines and simple, bright colours, working in contrast to the fairly busy and lush backgrounds.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:23 No.34347556 File: 1329373411.jpg-(Spoiler Image, 53 KB, 851x938, 1324508331060.jpg) >>34347530 imo

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:23 No.34347559 File: 1329373417.gif-(128 KB, 465x458, 130636 - animated face Hugh_Je(...).gif) >>34347537 >not posting the superior version

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:24 No.34347565 File: 1329373451.jpg-(422 KB, 730x1300, Monkey_King_by_SnowSkadi.jpg) >>34347550 >Implying being a monkey is a bad thing

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:24 No.34347567 >>34347520 Googles, not Goggles. Googles was the anon who stuck the googly-looking eyes on stuff.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:24 No.34347575 >>34347522 >The legend tell of a great hero that will be born in the time of Equestria's greatest need. >He shall be a unicorn decended from the human of ancient myth >Instead of a horn growing from his head it will be a foot

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:24 No.34347579 >>34347522 >Flesh-colored pony with brown mane and normal-sized eyes. >Sparse, black hair on all four legs, chest, stomach, and ass.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:25 No.34347597 >>34347565 BOW BEFORE MY OPPOSABLE THUMBS

Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:25 No.34347599

What if humans can learn pony magic, but we have to use one or more hands to channel it,and the use of pony magic ossifies the issue rendering the hand/s you use useless?

Would you still learn magic?

>Basic moving things around, parlor tricks: 1 hand
>anything higher; 2 hands

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:25 No.34347601 File: 1329373544.png-(1.51 MB, 1600x1280, 23rokfc.png) >>34347567 Ah yes, Googlyanon. He's in the /co/urt picture.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:25 No.34347602 >>34347579 >Face looks like Nathan.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:25 No.34347606 File: 1329373553.png-(10 KB, 480x387, 1316403371705.png) >>34347524 >mfw I get that reference Class anon, class

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:26 No.34347614 >>34347567 Oh wow, damn I misread.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:26 No.34347617 File: 1329373582.jpg-(13 KB, 400x213, rarity after anon has his way (...).jpg) >Beaten... by a monkey...

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:26 No.34347619 >>34347597 > a unicorn then kicks you in the balls with magic

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:26 No.34347620 File: 1329373590.jpg-(33 KB, 399x297, monkey king.jpg) >>34347597 Being The motherfucking monkey king would be awesome

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:26 No.34347626 >>34347579 >>"Mom, what's wrong with my hooves?" >>"Your dad was an ape."

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:26 No.34347627 File: 1329373599.png-(74 KB, 516x814, 71848 - artist-TheOutlawPonyWa(...).png) >>34347395 No guys This thread needs to be about how much Dash deserves to suffer

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:26 No.34347631 >>34347565 >>34347550 >monkey We're apes. No tails, bigger, smarter.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:27 No.34347643 >>34347599 Perhaps one can graft the horn of a dead unicorn to their arm and attach their nerve-endings to it for a similar magic displacement effect. ...I've thought too much about this.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:27 No.34347645 File: 1329373640.jpg-(11 KB, 312x307, 1328948240895.jpg) >>34347631 psst whats our tailbone then

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:27 No.34347650 >>34347454 my only recommendation is to have the guy sitting on the throne drawing something. since so many people here worship these damn drawfags/tripfags

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:27 No.34347653 >>34347579 >Same length legs as pony, but hands and feet at the ends.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:27 No.34347658 >>34347599 >All magic in Equestria is based either on emotions or concepts based around emotion >Scare the shit out of Twilight by learning Hate based magic without hurting yourself; a feat impossible to ponies

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:27 No.34347661 File: 1329373672.jpg-(102 KB, 619x330, MOAR-POWAH.jpg) >>34347599 >>What if humans can learn pony magic Pic related.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:28 No.34347663 >>34347631 And the deadliest motherfuckers on the planet.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:28 No.34347666 >>34347645 A useless vestige from when we were tree shrews.

>>	sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/16/12(Thu)01:28 No.34347669 >>34347631 [TW - wordswordswordswordswordswordswords] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT4Gnt1Ku4Y

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:28 No.34347673 File: 1329373713.jpg-(531 KB, 1467x1525, 1328318594420..jpg) >>34347606 >>34347524 >He he hehe Flim do we activate the e heh eheh e machine >U-huhuh shut up and turn it on you dumbas uhuhuhuh

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:28 No.34347684 >>34347653 So they're...dorfs? DORFS >inb4 beardy humans

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:29 No.34347688 File: 1329373746.jpg-(124 KB, 1000x1175, strangle snare 3.jpg) >>34347653

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:29 No.34347701 >>34347684 >dorfs >quadrupeds Nope.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:29 No.34347706 >>34347666 Then why are we more related to chimps

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:29 No.34347707 >>34347688 >>Suicidal cutie mark

>>	Boggle !x2g4pFOA4o 02/16/12(Thu)01:30 No.34347709 File: 1329373804.jpg-(42 KB, 282x262, lbp2clivebig.jpg) >>34347673

Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:30 No.34347711

>>34347525
>Day 385 in Equestria
>Dicking around on the lake trying to catch some fish since no one sells it in ponyville they only eat flowers salads and candy
>Fluttershy spots you
>She comes down to the lake
>"Oh hi anon what are you doing?"
>"*Sigh* hi fluttershy.... I am trying to fish please leave me alone"
>she sees a net you have in the water with some fish in it
>"Oh no those poor critters" She reaches in and undoes the net
>"FLUTTERSHY THAT WAS MY FOOD!"
>"Oh I am sorry anon are you mad at me?
>"I am a bit pissed I have been here all day only caught a few fish that I COULD have kept"
>She looks at you with those eyes
>"Do you want to hurt me anon... do you" she says in a tone
>You look at her "NO, go away"
>She looks around there some big fish over there
>"you cast your line out over there and get a few real big ones"
>On the 4th cast your line is wrapped up in something behind you
>"Oh dear anon I am all tied up and helpless if only someone could help"
>You roll your eyes and untangle the wire out of her wings and feet
more coming

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:30 No.34347714 >>34347673 Uhuhuh... Hey Flim uhuhuhh. You were crying.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:30 No.34347716 >>34347701 >implying quadrupeds

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:30 No.34347727 File: 1329373835.jpg-(49 KB, 848x440, 3172_Dr_Evil.jpg) I will draw four diapered ponies and post it if you do not give me one regular picture of rainbow dash as a centaur in the next 40 minutes.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:30 No.34347729 >>34347673 I seriously have to get caught up with this season of B&B

>>	DRAWFAG 02/16/12(Thu)01:30 No.34347734 >>34347601 I can picture myself lying in the tapestry room with a tin of crayons and slip of paper on the floor poking out from behind the door. so how many pics did that googley anon ever infect anyway?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:30 No.34347735 derpy is a very ugly pony

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:31 No.34347736 >>34347706 Read a fucking book, we don't have time to explain it.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:31 No.34347737 File: 1329373860.png-(115 KB, 360x360, 1296872112377.png) >mfw moot made a generals board but it's only for vidya >mfw pone is here to stay

>>	Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 02/16/12(Thu)01:31 No.34347741 >>34347707 It's lolip's OC, I believe. The Executioner. Less suicidal, more homicidal.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:31 No.34347749 >>34347619 Gotta remind everyone who the master race is

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:31 No.34347750 >>34347706 We both came from that primate rat thing.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:31 No.34347754 >>34347729 >>34347714 >>34347709 >fapping to pone with this playing at max volume in the background http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-te0pEIa9U

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:31 No.34347758 File: 1329373908.jpg-(132 KB, 1165x900, Strangle Snare at work.jpg) >>34347707 Her special talent is making other ponies suicidal.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:32 No.34347762 >>34347711 I'm sorry, but this dialogue is just terrible. Normal people do not talk this way.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:32 No.34347779 >>34347737 We are not out of the woods yet.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:33 No.34347790 >>34347727 don't care for your puny threats

>>	Kinnikuman !!5vSBuKdNhzI 02/16/12(Thu)01:33 No.34347798 >>34347762 He is using one of those " BUT IM A HIGHSCHOOL STUDENT " kind of character, so its understandable

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:34 No.34347808 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7O3tAhQVU3k

>>	Boggle !x2g4pFOA4o 02/16/12(Thu)01:34 No.34347810 File: 1329374045.jpg-(35 KB, 282x262, lbp2clivebigger.jpg) >>34347754

>>	sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/16/12(Thu)01:34 No.34347813 >>34347741 His original concept of the character was homicidal. I personally think suicide is more fitting to it due to >>34347758, something he did as well. How exactly can you lynch a pegasus? >>34347758 My thoughts exactly.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:34 No.34347815 File: 1329374054.png-(399 KB, 610x720, HappyTwilight.png) >>34347779 It's been almost four hours since /vg/ was made I think we're safe.

>>	DFG !!kYbu75XE1yr 02/16/12(Thu)01:34 No.34347816 File: 1329374054.jpg-(Spoiler Image, 945 KB, 2592x1456, coke.jpg) >>34347392 Missing one.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:34 No.34347817 File: 1329374055.jpg-(54 KB, 689x618, AngryDerpynomark.jpg) i am not ugly i do not believe you

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:34 No.34347819 File: 1329374067.png-(851 KB, 720x1600, 25734 - beauty_and_the_beast c(...).png) You go to pone world, and you get your own musical number. >>1.) What's the genre? >>2.) What's the subject matter? >>3.) What's the context?

>>	SirSlush !!o/A7TKbf5vi 02/16/12(Thu)01:34 No.34347821 >>34347758 So.... she knows everything about everyone and tells them only negative things until they eventually break under depression and commit suicide?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:34 No.34347828 HOLY SHIT, MLPG! Your university professor has ordered you to write a sci-fi fan fiction of ponies! WHAT DO YOU DO?>???!

>>	Daftykins 02/16/12(Thu)01:35 No.34347830 >>34347758 I thought it was hanging pones.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:35 No.34347833 >>34347813 >How exactly can you lynch a pegasus? see >>34347758

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:35 No.34347839 >>34347828 Wonder how I got into university

>>	RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 02/16/12(Thu)01:35 No.34347840 >>34347828 Write it

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:35 No.34347845 >>34347821 No, she is a one pony Klan meeting.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:35 No.34347849 >>34347821 Or it's just some sort of aura or whatever that she has. Simply being around her makes people depressed.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:35 No.34347853 >>34347839 me too

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:35 No.34347854 >>34347813 >how do you lynch a pegasus Tie their wings.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:36 No.34347857 >>34347627 She deserves to suffer alot. God, i can just imagine teasing her flat little chest with the tip of knife, telling her all of the awful things I'm going to do to her body after she's dead. Maybe she'd make a nice Ottoman?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:36 No.34347859 >>34347830 Well, that too.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:36 No.34347860 >>34347828 I don't.

>>	Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 02/16/12(Thu)01:36 No.34347862 >>34347813 You know, in retrospect, I think I missed the joke in the original post. Now I get it.

sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/16/12(Thu)01:36 No.34347867

>>34347821
I wouldn't say she knows everything about someone. I have an idea that the creature merely possesses an ability to make the personal problems and internal conflicts of a pony more extreme and over blown than they really are, an aura of ill will.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:36 No.34347869 >>34347828 Did that actually happen?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:37 No.34347880 >>34347819 >power metal >helping Fluttershy care for animals >a humming bird is sick

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:37 No.34347887 >>34347627 Something simple, like golf clubs. >>Call me "monkey-man" one more time, ya heartless bitch! WHACK!

Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:37 No.34347890

>>34347798
>I am trying to fish please leave me alone
The most demure creature in the world walks up and says hello, then he says this? I half-expected a torrent of spaghetti to be mentioned later in the story. When there wasn't, I was severely disappointed.
>Do you want to hurt me anon... do you" she says in a tone
This makes it sound like she wants to be hurt. And what the fuck does "a tone" mean?

Nah, it's bad.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:38 No.34347897 >>34347828 Break out my notes for that STALKER crossover pic. Proceed to get an F.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:38 No.34347910 ORE WA ORE KOETE 'KU ZE

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:38 No.34347918 >>34347819 >>1.) What's the genre? 1920s Dixieland Jazz. >>2.) What's the subject matter? The joys of verbal profanity. >>3.) What's the context? I accidentally let out a "Fuck!". The ponies wonder what I'm talking about. Leads into my song.

Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:38 No.34347921
File: 1329374337.gif-(524 KB, 960x540, CopeWithIt.gif)

>>34347857
Like I would make her suffer...
She has enough to deal with, what with her infertility, weight issues and cancer diagnosis.
Her entire life is a cruel joke, who am I to decide how the punchline goes?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:39 No.34347926 >>34347620 >monkey king How about an actual monkey king as the next villain? Has otherworldly mystical powers and OPPOSABLE THUMBS

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:39 No.34347938 >>34347926 DUN DUN DUNNN

Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:39 No.34347944
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>>34347711
>"Fluttershy please leave me alone right now"
>She looks down at the water and lets out a whistle
>you see a fish bigger than anything you caught come out to the side of the lake
>"Oh anon look at that fish"
>You lean over to see, as you feel a pat on your back.... she pushed you into the water
>"Now in the water and tangled in your own line fluttershy tries to help you up and untangle you
>"Oh dear you are all wet, better not catch a cold come on get those cloths of and let me warm you up"
>"it's summer..."
>"oh right"
>The hook stuck on your pants the only way to get it out is from the inside
>Fluttershy leave I need to take my pants off and get this hook out
>"Oh I can help!"
>She tuggs at the bottom of your pants to get them off, they are wet and start to come off
>Just then you hear something drop behind you
>"Oh hi rainbow, we were just uhh about to have special time"
>rainbow looks at you and back at FS and laughs
>NO NO WE ARE NOT I WILL NEVER EVER HAVE SEX WITH YOU
>You proceed to walk back soaking wet carrying fish, fluttershy flying quitely behind you
>rainbow repeating what she say and re inacting the scene flying around you laughing all the way home

>

>>	sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/16/12(Thu)01:39 No.34347948 >>34347849 I've been thinking about something just like that, but I wanted to get additional input. How would you counter such a thing?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:40 No.34347949 >>34347926 We already had a villain he had so many opposable thumbs he had a hand on his fucking tail.

>>	RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 02/16/12(Thu)01:40 No.34347957 >>34347926 Because the Monkey King is a good guy.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:40 No.34347959 File: 1329374432.png-(70 KB, 269x288, 1318273936340.png) >>34347857 >I wish to torture, murder, and rape the corpse of Rainbow Dash, the cartoon pegasus Stay classy, general

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:41 No.34347972 File: 1329374483.jpg-(122 KB, 900x675, 1329279260383..jpg) Fluffy pony artfag. You lurking?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:42 No.34347986 >>34347948 The fact that you are even talking about this reminds me to hate you. That thing is retarded grimdark shit and anyone who considers it interesting in any way should be laughed out of these threads.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:42 No.34347993 >>34347819 >Swing >I'm going to skin you all and eat your flesh >I just showed up with an AK-47 and a really big knoife

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:42 No.34347996 >MLP no longer the top on KYM. How long till we get a post on EQD telling the bronies to vote it back up?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:42 No.34347997 >>34347986 It's not even good grimdark, it's silliness

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:43 No.34348005 >>34347986 The whole "hands in place of hooves" thing isn't scary, it's just gross.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:43 No.34348006 File: 1329374583.png-(276 KB, 602x562, 1319506977140.png) >>34347944 >"Oh dear you are all wet, better not catch a cold come on get those cloths of and let me warm you up" >"it's summer..." >"oh right" HAHAHA

Duplex Fields 02/16/12(Thu)01:43 No.34348009

So guys, thanks to this show, I found my unique talent and made some friends. And none of it feels special, and there are just more hassles than before, and I don't have the time to write like I used to.

Then I come here and see this thread, and it doesn't feel like home, like it used to. It feels like a rowdy, seedy bar.

Do I just need a good night's sleep?

>>	sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/16/12(Thu)01:43 No.34348017 >>34347997 So? Silliness can be fun

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:43 No.34348027 File: 1329374631.png-(469 KB, 1250x2500, 64321.png) >>34347959 I can't help it, my guro fetish is literally my only redeemable feature.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:43 No.34348030 So /v/ got split. I got banned for being pathetic. /mlp/ here we go. Also why is RD such a bitch?

Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:43 No.34348031

>>34347828
Pony Society has advanced 2000 years after the death of the Tyrant Queen celestia.

Ponies, free of their technological inhibitions, take to the stars, utilizing both magic and science to send their race into the great beyond.

They develop a hyperdrive.

Suddenly, they are confronted with an emissary from the homestuck empire.

The Homestuck empire strikes the Equestrian planet, destroying every living thing on it's surface.

Ponies swear revenge.

And this begins the Poneworld saga.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:44 No.34348037 >>34347957 No, not Son, just a literal monkey king who excels at magic and isn't a complete embodiment of evil or chaos so the elements of Harmony can do diddy doodle doop squat against him.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:44 No.34348038 >>34348009 do you have a cutie mark now

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:44 No.34348040 >>34348009 >Feels like a rowdy seedy bar It's always felt like that.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:44 No.34348047 >>34348027 >Has redeemable features So you can turn them in for bonus money?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:44 No.34348048 >>34347918 Thiiiiis, isssss, aaaaaa..... Cuss word! Yes a cuss word! You use them to express your indignaaaaation A cuss word! Yes, a cuss word! And what "fuck" means is the same as fornicaaaation.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:44 No.34348050 >>34347627 why is there so much stuff about torturing Rainbow Dash? Sure, she's kind of a jerk sometimes, and most of her focus episodes have her "learning" basically the same thing, but come on.

>>	Knigh/tg/uy 02/16/12(Thu)01:44 No.34348053 >>34348009 I know that feel bro. Cursed 40 hour a week job. And the solution is always sleep. Or go play some shazbot, like I am.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:45 No.34348058 >Should sleep >Must pony

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:45 No.34348062 >>34347996 Seth isn't that pathetic. I'm lying

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:45 No.34348068 >>34347944 What is your primary language?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:45 No.34348072 >>34348027 > my guro fetish is literally my only redeemable feature. You seriously misunderstand the concept of redeemable features.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:45 No.34348073 >>34348057 Oh cool I love yoshies.

>>	Duplex Fields 02/16/12(Thu)01:46 No.34348075 >>34348040 Well yeah, but I used to (metaphorically) order a coke and go play pool. Now all I can see are bar fights and people making out (badly) in the booths. And it smells.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:46 No.34348076 >>34348057 I never was fond of those hooves

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:46 No.34348084 >>34348057 >Twilight eats things and shits out eggs almost instantly.

>>	Knigh/tg/uy 02/16/12(Thu)01:46 No.34348085 >>34348050 There;s a tumblr for it. Ask Dashed Rainbow. The tumblr is actually pretty cartoony, but I guess the artist does some more dangerous things too.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:46 No.34348086 >>34347819 Some bastardization of this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT72CgEJQNQ

>>	Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 02/16/12(Thu)01:46 No.34348088 >>34348031 This synopsis reads like an amateur hour thread on FictionPress. Jeez.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:46 No.34348089 >>34348050 Because she's spunky, full of life, and such an adorable jerk. And it's super satisfying to snuff the life out of someone with as much as Rainbow Dash

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:46 No.34348094 File: 1329374812.png-(135 KB, 400x294, 1307087971538.png) >>34348037 Or her. We are overdue for a proper female villain. >Mfw Cadence is the big bad of the season finale

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:46 No.34348095 >>34348068 Looks like not English. I commend him for trying however. Not enough Flutterstalker stories.

>>	Kinnikuman !!5vSBuKdNhzI 02/16/12(Thu)01:47 No.34348099 >>34348057 Oh god the nose.. >>34347944 I...dont even...what ? continue it faggot

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:47 No.34348103 >>34348027 So you have no redeemable features then?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:47 No.34348105 >>34348048 OH GOD YES!! YEEEESSSS!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:47 No.34348107 File: 1329374837.jpg-(106 KB, 800x577, rape and pillage.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:47 No.34348108 >>34348030 >video game general board for general threads Well I'm a little worried. And they're all bitches anon, even your favorite pony

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:47 No.34348110 File: 1329374851.jpg-(52 KB, 299x288, 1328752805405.jpg) >>34348068 English, sir grammar nazi

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:47 No.34348112 >>>/mlp/ >>>/pony/

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:47 No.34348116 >>34348050 I don't know. My issues with Dash probably have something to do with my fascination/loathing of gender nonconformity. Can't speak for everyone else.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:47 No.34348119 >>34348107 >Kevin.jpg

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:48 No.34348126 >>34348110 How inebriated are you?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:48 No.34348133 >>34348057 Holy fuck that is awful. Why do these dumbasses rape my eyes with their art?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:48 No.34348135 >>34348112 oh, thank god

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:48 No.34348140 >>34348094 >Cadence is an evil princess trying to marry into the royal family. >The girls stupidly help her.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:48 No.34348141 >>34348116 Dash just unlocks repressed memories of jock douchebags for me.

Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:48 No.34348142

>>34348076
Everyone knows that pony "hooves" are actually highly muscular, shoggoth like appendages that can project pseudopods for complex interactions with physical objects.

Your thumbs aren't so special now, are they?

Start learning to magic, motherfucker. If people could summon demons to build temples so can you.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:48 No.34348144 >>34347711 The problem with that is that Fluttershy catches fish herself to feed to her weasels/ferrets.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:48 No.34348146 >>34348089 ... You liked pulling the wings off of insects when you were a kid, didn't you?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:49 No.34348147 >>34348126 Nice fracture you have there, maybe next time you should consider turning it into a full scentence.

>>	Knigh/tg/uy 02/16/12(Thu)01:49 No.34348148 >>34348075 It's gotten better, actually. Just start posting and someone will bite. Even the Flutterstalker thing is played for laughs. We even had people reporting porn and telling them to leave, just like the early days.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:49 No.34348150 >>34348103 that was implied, yes

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:49 No.34348151 File: 1329374949.jpg-(63 KB, 700x600, 1328397969276.jpg) >>34348108 Even Derpy?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:49 No.34348153 File: 1329374975.jpg-(62 KB, 900x675, Dorf-Sorta-Thing-I-Dunno.jpg) >>34347972 >>34347972 >>34347972 >>34347972 Yo.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:49 No.34348158 File: 1329374979.png-(186 KB, 700x590, 049t5234-58u34-1.png) >>34348110

>>	Daftykins 02/16/12(Thu)01:49 No.34348159 File: 1329374981.jpg-(65 KB, 233x280, 1328324606373.jpg) >>34348110

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:49 No.34348160 >>34348105 Just don't expect me to make the rest of the song. That first part was hard enough.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:49 No.34348162 File: 1329374988.png-(189 KB, 800x800, TheHeatedBladeOfTheScapleSever(...).png) >>34348146 Of course not. I just wrote about ponies doing that.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:49 No.34348163 File: 1329374990.png-(198 KB, 500x374, 1327894107107.png) >>34348126 None, but it is almost 2 am and I am not a very good typsit outside of *nix commands, and scripting languages.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:49 No.34348167 >>34348112 Crisis averted. Back to your regular pony scheduling.

Duplex Fields 02/16/12(Thu)01:50 No.34348170
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>>34348038
Yes. It signifies that I'm great at copying information from one format to another, or one medium to another. I'm using it to be a file clerk, but also to be a public speaker on autism issues.

...Wait a minute. Those are secondary talents. I'm not actually living my cutie mark talent at all! No WONDER I'm so down!

Hey, thanks for the pep talk, anon! This has helped me more than you know!

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:50 No.34348177 >>34348084 > my fetish.jpg

Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:50 No.34348179

>>34347819
1) Gilbert & Sullivan Overture

2) The joys of bureaucracy

3) The ponies have branded me "Order", the opposite of Discord, because I suggested that they plan the next Winter Wrap Up ahead of time. They use the elements of harmony to destroy me utterly.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:50 No.34348181 >>34348088 Goddammit Terse, seriously.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:50 No.34348186 >>34348153 >Beardy human. The legend lives!

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:50 No.34348188 >>34348146 I was that kid that threw insects into fires just to watch them swell up and pop and I fucking love rainbow dash. She's my favorite, and I wouldn't hurt any of them anyways. Not all insect torturers are that bad.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:50 No.34348192 >>34348144 >implying it wasn't a part of her plan to get into anon's pants

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:51 No.34348200 File: 1329375074.png-(173 KB, 499x432, moustacheofevil.png) Dat mustache....

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:51 No.34348204 >>34348089 >Killing off likeable characters >Satisfying I know they're fictional and all but that just smacks of psychopathy

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:51 No.34348208 >>34348170 My cutie mark is an IBM thinkpad with the arch gnu/linux (tm) logo onscreen because i have no life

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:51 No.34348209 >>34348188 I was and still am scared shitless to touch bugs.

>>	sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/16/12(Thu)01:51 No.34348213 File: 1329375106.gif-(737 KB, 320x240, 1327484407518.gif) >>34348188 >I was that kid that threw insects into fires just to watch them swell up and pop

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:52 No.34348217 >>34348144 She let's the fish go so you will stay longer, and so you will get "mad at her"

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:52 No.34348222 >>34348204 Not psychopathy. Sadism. There is a difference.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:52 No.34348225 File: 1329375149.jpg-(47 KB, 900x675, Fluffy-Pony-is-Sad-because-you(...).jpg) >>34346522 >>34346522 Also, have the original - much less depressing and the shitty editing is less obvious.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:52 No.34348228 >>34348213 and you were the annoying kid that nobody liked and never understood why

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:52 No.34348230 >>34348209 I keep all sorts of little bugs critters as temporary pets before letting them go. I'm cleaning out the goddamn terrariums at least once a week.

Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:53 No.34348237

>>34348142
>You were intensely religious back on earth
>You find that you can perform the same miraculous acts the the holy figure(s) from (your religion here) could do so long as you live how your religion says you should

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tVTEyuCKn4

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:53 No.34348238 >>34348213 It must be...some sort of.... insect time machine

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:53 No.34348240 File: 1329375184.png-(240 KB, 1179x720, 130073 - artist silent-ponytag(...).png) >>34347819 >Sword of Damocles from Rocky Horror >To be honest, I'm fairly happy living in the human world so I'd really like to get out of Equestria, ASAP

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:53 No.34348242 >>34348222 Same shit, it means you lack empathy.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:53 No.34348243 >>34348085 >Dashed Rainbow Dammit, that artist was going to do a series where Dash gets raped by two wolves in the woods but the ponychan crowd was against it so much he dropped it before it got anywhere. What a boner killer.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:53 No.34348249 >>34348179 >The joys of bureaucracy WHEN I WAS FOUR THERE WAS A HURRICANE IN KINGSTON TOWN....

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:53 No.34348253 if you think of a horse striking a somewhat heroic or inspiring pose, what do you think of? I can't help but imagine the one leg up thing but I would like some more ideas

Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 02/16/12(Thu)01:53 No.34348254

>>34348181
I'm sorry! But it really does. The death of "tyrant queen" Celestia? Freedom from technological inhibitions? An emissary from the Homestuck Empire? Come on now, man. Why not focus, instead, on expansion into space during the immediate period after the passing of the main six? Ragtag pioneers venture into the great unknown and discover a burgeoning interstellar community, so ponies have to discover a way to thrive in the intergalactic community. Or a galaxy empty of non-pony life, and the crushing knowledge that the final frontier was crossed eons ago?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:53 No.34348255 >>34348228 I used to be the quiet one. Now I'm the loud one. How?

>>	Kinnikuman !!5vSBuKdNhzI 02/16/12(Thu)01:54 No.34348266 >>34348089 Well i think its more of a "Dominating" kind of thing taken to the extreme, its like trying to make Fluttershy a cum-dumpster and things like that

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:54 No.34348268 >>34348225 He made that edit because he thinks it's funny.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:54 No.34348270 File: 1329375267.jpg-(130 KB, 283x424, 1308375620431.jpg) >>34348213 I was the kid who really, really liked fire. Too much. I still love fire.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:54 No.34348271 >>34348153 Fuck yes Beardy Human. Where's his special Beady Tankard?

Duplex Fields 02/16/12(Thu)01:55 No.34348277
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>>34348140
>she's actually Fleur de Lis / Lily / Elizabeth, who used a powerful glamour spell to convince the kingdom she was a third alicorn
>she and Fancy Pants were planning the heist of the millennium while integrating themselves into the world of the nobles
>Fancy Pants plays the part of Shining Armor, the war hero
>they're actually two-bit hacks from some podunk town in the boonies
they get away with it
they steal the Elements
part 2 ends on a cliffhanger

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:55 No.34348279 File: 1329375310.png-(261 KB, 972x984, 79432.png) >>34348242 Why can't I love characters and want to kill them at the same time?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:55 No.34348287 >>34348240 That could actually fit pretty well.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:55 No.34348288 >>34348228 if i could kill my child self and replace him, reliving life from that point on i would

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:55 No.34348291 >>34348153 Could you draw fluffy pony sitting in the middle of a completely trashed room, smiling up at someone who just came in?

Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:56 No.34348306

>>34348237
>It turns out that human magic is drawn from the connections they form with gods and other supernatural beings
>You can use magic just by befriending magical creatures
>You later learn that pony magic works the same way
>The title "friendship is magic" makes sense
>All of the magic in equestria has been handed down and spread out via friendship
>Magic vanished from earth because human callousness and cruelty ended any and all lines of magical brotherhood

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:56 No.34348310 >Now on top of everything else, on top of being trapped in a land of ponies, and having Flufftersy trying to rape you every chance she gets. >Now Rainbow Dash thinks you have a 'thing' for ponies. >And she is anything but quiet about it.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:56 No.34348312 >>34348279 Because I'm pretty sure that's a paradox

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:57 No.34348320 >>34348179 The elements of harmony would probably do diddly squat, you are the embodiment of harmony gone too far. "Synthesis" would be a better name because it sounds more sinister. That and what would that kind of villain look like?

>>	Duplex Fields 02/16/12(Thu)01:57 No.34348321 >>34348085 >googles blog >leans how to draw Hey, thanks for posting that!

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:57 No.34348326 Anyone have some art with the R63 main cast interacting with their female selves?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:57 No.34348328 >>34348271 His owner had to take it away or else he would drown.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:57 No.34348330 >>34348306 Who needs magic when we have weapons of mass destruction? Friendship is for casuals anyways.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:57 No.34348335 I wanna become a drawfag. What good, easy to use, free drawing programs are there for OSX?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:58 No.34348340 >>34348310 >Random mares slip notes into your pockets asking if you're interested, others accost you when you're alone >Still others scream out "SICK FUCK" in the middle of the town square, namely the flower trio

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:58 No.34348345 >>34348328 Beardy humans should be prone to death in general, not just drowning.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:58 No.34348346 File: 1329375495.png-(284 KB, 2000x1200, AndThenTheyPartiedAndByPartied(...).png) >>34348326

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:58 No.34348352 File: 1329375512.jpg-(69 KB, 600x338, Applejacksings.jpg) >ITT: Psychological disorders other than Autism... though there still Autism as well.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:58 No.34348353 File: 1329375517.jpg-(168 KB, 487x740, 1294095139340.jpg) >>34348335 >OSX

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:58 No.34348354 >>34348048 You see I use profanity! To EXpress my humanity! And I do so with quite little trepidation!

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:58 No.34348355 >>34348335 The GNU Image Manipulation Program. it's free as in freedom.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:58 No.34348358 >>34348335 I was the same way. If only making art was so easy.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:58 No.34348360 >>34348330 I had friends once. It was terrible.

Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:59 No.34348362

>>34348242

Sadism kinda requires empathy, in that the inner mental state of someone else matters you, as opposed to being indifferent.

Two separate pathologies.

Anyway, everyone has antisocial/immoral urges. An overwhelming majority of people fantasize about murder. What makes you a good person is what you do with them

I take it out on cartoons and consenting boys/girls. Everyone wins!

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:59 No.34348363 >>34348306 >Discord takes a shine to you thanks to your human nature >Even though he is still imprisoned in stone you can draw on his powers >You use it to help Pinkie with party tricks

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:59 No.34348371 >>34348345 Beardy humans are more of a risk to their pony owners then the beardy human itself. But ponies love them some beardy humans.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:59 No.34348372 >>34348328 Naw, see, here's the thing: Beardy Humans are immune to drowning in Alcohol. And their tankards are just the right size to keep them from drinking it too fast.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:59 No.34348374 File: 1329375575.png-(26 KB, 945x945, Pinkie-Pie-shrug.png) Huh, my pee looks really really thick and red!

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:59 No.34348375 >>34348326 There's quite a lot of it. Also, a fairly long fanfic about it.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:59 No.34348381 >>34348306 >The mane cast leveled up in season 2 because their friendship was stronger oh

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:00 No.34348393 File: 1329375617.png-(131 KB, 237x477, rainbowdog.png) ur fagets

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:00 No.34348394 >>34348375 yeah I read it but I'd like to see some art posted. Specifically RD, FS, or Twilights

Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:00 No.34348396

>Live in Equestria
>Their magic does nothing to you other than giving you a slight tickle feeling
>You have to live with Celestia and not in ponyville
>You don't age much, 1 day equates to their year
>You are stuck with Luna and Celestia for as long as you all live
How do you feel about this /co/?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:00 No.34348397 File: 1329375628.png-(234 KB, 417x283, oglaf pony.png) >>34348340

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:00 No.34348403 hey did PHN finished his Trixie

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:00 No.34348406 >>34348362 My murder fantasies on fictional characters often fall apart when I get to the part where they're helpless. I have to step back and ask, "What did they do again?", and it all goes right down the drain.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:00 No.34348407 >>34348393 why would you say that

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:00 No.34348408 >>34348363 >Try and hit on celestia hoping to attain god magic >Get turned down constantly >Go for luna >She gives you a two hour speech on why you shouldn't chase after girls that look lonely ;_;

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:00 No.34348410 >>34348362 >An overwhelming majority of people fantasize about murder Can't say I have, honestly.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:01 No.34348413 File: 1329375663.gif-(281 KB, 550x400, 1327047152073.gif) >>34348374 I'm sure you lived a good life. Have a pony.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:01 No.34348418 >>34348397 >Such is the life of Anon in equestria.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:01 No.34348428 File: 1329375700.png-(377 KB, 654x1255, tumblr_lzgffmDhvP1qhiq2go2_r1_(...).png)

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:01 No.34348437 >>34348396 In Equestria for a day and already living in the Royal Palace? Fuck year.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:01 No.34348438 File: 1329375718.png-(148 KB, 751x771, 1328767147524.png) >>34348396 luna is best pony so really good about it

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:02 No.34348439 File: 1329375721.jpg-(90 KB, 799x757, 1328281615721.jpg) >>34348396 Lead the ponies into a renaissance

Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:02 No.34348442
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>>34348268

Well, obviously.

I just wish he'd done a better job of it.

Also saw another one of mine earlier - photoshopped into a salad bowl.

I tried laughing, but the laziness of some of these guys just depresses me. Kinda like giving a kid a coloring book and coming back to find him eating the crayons, y'know?

>>34348271

Knew I forgot something. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:02 No.34348452 >>34348372 What about drowning in delicious alcohol?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:02 No.34348460 >>34348374 That happened to me once then I died and it was k

Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:03 No.34348461

>>34348406
Whenever I start thinking about what would be my pony waifu I try and steer it into murder fantasies.

Whenever my thoughts start getting dangerously autistic I steer it into murder fantasies. One of these days someones is going to ask me if I would like to be a pony and I'll tear their head off.

Duplex Fields 02/16/12(Thu)02:03 No.34348462

>>34348146
I used magnifying lenses on ants. Stupid little bitey things, they were my nemesis. Nemeses. Nemisises. Whatever.

But zebra borers were the best. Beetles the size of my pinkie finger, with spikes on their necks and big nasty fangs. I would put them in the freezer for a day, and they'd thaw and move around again. They hissed and squeaked when I picked them up, and struggled to get away. And if one got away, it would fly with menacing black wings.

The day I got a Fresnel page magnifier was the day all the insects trembled with fear.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:03 No.34348465 >>34348408 >>Discover hate-based magic >>ESTUANS INTERIOUS, IRA VEHEMENTI

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:03 No.34348468 >>34348452 >Pony finds her house is the epicenter of a massive magma pool.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:03 No.34348472 >>34348396 Hot princess sex all day erry day. I'm okay with this.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:03 No.34348473 >>34348442 You are best drawfriend of the day.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:04 No.34348476 File: 1329375848.png-(314 KB, 877x561, 1325894113951.png) >>34348439 >Lead the ponies to ADVENTURE And then the cute one loses one of her soul sisters in front of her.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:04 No.34348477 >>34348396 Fuck being trapped in one place for eternity. I have centuries with witch I can plan my escape.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:04 No.34348489 How does MLPG react to bronies reacting to teens reacting to MLP? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O3tAhQVU3k&feature=player_embedded#!

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:04 No.34348490 >>34348442 >Kinda like giving a kid a coloring book and coming back to find him eating the crayons That's premise for a fluffy pony story right there.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:04 No.34348495 >>34348472 No sex, you can only tummy rub and brush their mane

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:05 No.34348499 >Read up on old gods of equestria >Summon Pon'yhtoth >Destroy everything

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:05 No.34348501 >>34348461 >Whenever I think of something I don't want to >I steer into a murder fantasy What th- I'm pretty sure that's nowhere close to psychologically healthy

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:05 No.34348503 File: 1329375940.jpg-(49 KB, 400x300, IHAVESNAPPEDSOMESHIT.jpg) >>34348489

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:05 No.34348510 >>34348396 This...this would be so wonderful. Not only in a new place that shits on the laws of physics, but I can basically live for an eternity? reality is so cruel

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:05 No.34348515 >>34348489 kill

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:06 No.34348519 >>34348499 Fuck that >>Channel power of Equestrian Titans >>Declare yourself the new God

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:06 No.34348528 >>34348489 i can't go through with this

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:06 No.34348530 >>34348461 Story of my life.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:06 No.34348532 File: 1329376012.jpg-(110 KB, 1010x1036, 1282454299542.jpg) >>34348489

>>	Duplex Fields 02/16/12(Thu)02:06 No.34348535 >>34348394 http://trotsworth.deviantart.com There you go.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:07 No.34348537 >>34348519 >In retrospect, the statue garden is very nice this time of year. >Hell, you get visitors all the time.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:07 No.34348541 File: 1329376030.jpg-(55 KB, 1133x706, sleepy_luna_by_kurokaji11-d41k(...).jpg) >>34348495 >Rub luna's tummy and brush her mane close enough

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:07 No.34348544 >>34348462 >That feel when this thread is full of psychopaths Oh god why.

Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:07 No.34348547

>>34348465
>Celestia and Luna get together to shut you down hard
>Whenever a pony tries to learn Hate magic they go insane and start killing things indiscriminately
>As a human raised on earth, you are immune to all the side effects of Hate magic
>Celestia and Luna are now scared of you, but their morals keep them from killing you or further imprisoning you

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:07 No.34348550 >>34348489 Pretty accurate teenage opinion.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:07 No.34348554 >>34348501 Yeah, that's a textbook case of stay the fuck away from me you lunatic.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:08 No.34348556 >>34348403 >>34348403 anyone?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:08 No.34348560 >>34348489 >People making fun of MLP >People who got butthurt about it >Youtube series I can't care less than I already do.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:08 No.34348564 >>34348544 4chan is full of psychopaths. Are you surprised?

>>	RCH !ikOpDWm3h. 02/16/12(Thu)02:08 No.34348567 >>34348544 We are normal people. Honest.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:08 No.34348574 >>34348489 To be honest, I agreed with those bronies. Also, that dude with the celestia toy is manly as fuck http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNryNfvcQlY

>>	sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/16/12(Thu)02:08 No.34348575 >>34348547 >hate magic Now this is silly. But fun to think about

>>	Small Waves !yrGRe7492g 02/16/12(Thu)02:09 No.34348580 >>34348489 >Normalfags being normalfags Shock and dismay

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:09 No.34348586 >>34348544 It is 4chan.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:09 No.34348587 >>34348519 >Study magic >figure out how to channel magic through wands >Lack of cutie mark means you are not bound by any other talent, you can potentially be as strong as Twilight and beyond

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:09 No.34348589 >>34348575 >>FUN Now you're gettin' it.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:09 No.34348596 >>34348528 I turned it off as soon as that guy said "how are they supposed to understand the characterization and intricate complexities of rarity and twilight sparkle"

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:10 No.34348603 >>34348489 >The main thing bronies do is post pictures with captions on them >"Durr hurr someone certainly likes 4chan doesn't he XD" What. Just...what.

Eurobeat Guy 02/16/12(Thu)02:10 No.34348611

Caught some wind of my name in the other thread, thought I'd comment.
>>4344597
>Pony board is made.
God forbid. Making one board to undo the damage of a few forced-effort trolls would drive me up the fucking wall.
>Eurobeat stops showing up.
I'd stop posting as Eurobeat Guy unless I did a qualified remix for another /co/-related property, but I'd probably post around /co/ as Anonymous, as I already do.
>Stops making music.
I wouldn't stop making music over something like this. Ponybeat might take a hit for it, but I wouldn't stop producing over my mere existing frustrations with the fandom or its status on /co/. I made music for non-4chan-inspired ventures before, and even if I did drop Pony I wouldn't stop making music.

What's got me right now is simple burnout. I'd rant but 4chan is not my personal blog. In short, it's been extremely difficult to remain enthustiastic about my role in the MLP:FiM world.

>>	sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/16/12(Thu)02:10 No.34348615 >>34348589 I always got it, thinking and reading is fun

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:11 No.34348625 >>34348567 >>34348586 >Implying all of 4chan harbours murder fantasies >Implying all of 4chan tortured animals as a child >Implying all of 4chan are impotent angry men

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:11 No.34348631 >>34348611 I think when he meant stops making music he meant stops making pony themed music

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:11 No.34348633 >>34348611 Just sit back, relax, and shitpost like everyone else. You'll feel better.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:11 No.34348642 >>34348631 Or was posting for guaranteed reactions.

Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:12 No.34348650

>>34348544
Cupcakes gave me detachment fugues where I'd fantasize about killing my friends and families. It would be so easy... but I'd never get away with it. Only after I remembered that part would I be able to say I didn't want to kill them, because I care for them.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:12 No.34348656 >>34348489 What is that song playing in the background called? I never got the name of it.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:12 No.34348658 >>34348615 >>Go to pone world >>Try to work at Sweet Apple Acres >>String of cartoon accidents >>Get pissed >>Plants start withering as you vent your anger.

>>	Duplex Fields 02/16/12(Thu)02:13 No.34348668 >>34348611 Can you do something in the vein of Kansas / progrock?

>>	sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/16/12(Thu)02:13 No.34348669 >>34348642 Granted, a delayed reaction.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:13 No.34348673 >>34346514 >>34346514 >>34346514 >>34346514 >>34346514 >>34346514 >>34346514 new horse just recycling the other thread

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:13 No.34348676 > Will Anderson confirms that s02 finale is a two parter. > some dude few times dropped the notes that s02 will be 2-parter with Cadence and new villain > /co/ ignored him > he left good job fucktards

Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:13 No.34348680

>>34348468
>There is a small bridge of obsidian leading to the center of it
>After traveling down a staircase and through a waterfall that was created by breaking the water main you enter into a a hall large and wide enough to house a full grown dragon
>Intricate carvings of important events in your beardy human's life, as well as his favorite foods, cover the walls
>The floor is so smooth it looks like it was done by magic
>You beardy human is sitting in the middle of it with his pick and his tankard

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:13 No.34348681 >>34348658 Humans just being in the presence of Equestrian life starts to kill it.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:14 No.34348690 >>34348656 It's the fucking Cutie Mark Crusaders theme. Do you even watch the show?

>>	sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/16/12(Thu)02:14 No.34348700 >>34348658 Now this is an interesting idea to think about. Leaking anger impacting things around you. Inherent magical potential >>34348681 I wouldn't go that far. It would be a choice based system of reactions

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:15 No.34348711 >>34346438 YES I FUCKING WATCHING THE SHOW. I STARTED WHEN APPLE HORSE WAS HANDING OUT LEMONADE TO TWILIGHT PIE!

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:15 No.34348722 >>34348681 That's too one-dimensional, there needs to be some depth beyond "hurr durr evil bipeds of death".

Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:16 No.34348734

>>34348658
>Hate the apples off the trees
>They all have a strange, but not unpleasant, taste to them

>Helping Rarity with dresses
>Sweetie spills something on some fabric
>Hate the stain out

>Organizing books with Twilight
>Hate at the books until they are organized

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:16 No.34348737 >>34348722 I like evil bipeds of death.

>>	sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/16/12(Thu)02:17 No.34348747 >>34348734 I bet rainbows are made from malice water I take it?

Duplex Fields 02/16/12(Thu)02:17 No.34348754

>>34348681
Take the HG Wells route:
>magically transported to Equestria
>make new pony friends, live happily for weeks
>gut bacteria from your poop becomes epidemic
>ends most life in Equestria except for a few hardy species like Diamond Dogs and crabapples
>you work in the gem mines with all the other beta dogs

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:17 No.34348759 >>34348734 >>Over time objects you hate on gradually become less user-friendly >>CONSEQUENCES

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:18 No.34348770 >>34348587 >Wands >Not hands master race

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:18 No.34348783 >>34348681 >Hoomons ebil cariers of death and hate >There's never been a good natured human being ever Misanthropy is dumb

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:18 No.34348786 new horse?

>>	sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/16/12(Thu)02:19 No.34348800 >>34348786 Neigh. >>34346514

>>	Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)02:21 No.34348835 >>34348783 No nigger, it's when the person in question has feelings of hatred.

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