Tree kicker thread?

>AJ in OP

>rape

>>34303750

damn, that was faster than Sanic.

>>34303734
Where is the old thread?

>violación por múltiples individuos

small anthropomorphic equine thread

>that feel when you will never have a special somepony

>>34303772
>>34303775
yES.

>That feel when you're away for a few hours and have to make your way through three entire threads to get to the newest one.

>>34303772
anybody getting this game during the sale
i wanna play with people

yo what up it's blacklejack

It's Valentine's.

I should probably attempt to draw pone tonight.

>>34303821

Applejack is a silly pony

>>34303734
I like applejack, I think she would maybe be nice to me

>>34303843
>implying blacklejack would be allowed to own a farm

>>34303810
It's not like Motdef will do it, he hates MLP

IT'S TIME LOOSEN YOUR TIE, ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVES, AND GET YOUR GAME ON

>You had a scare with fluffy pony today
>She almost set herself on fire
>You cant afford to make her a safety room
>There’s only one way to make sure she’s safe
>You call fluffy pony
>She runs to you, smashing into a door frame on the way there
>You tell her you’re going to play a game
>You have a wooden board with several leather straps on it
>Fluffy pony is excited
>You tell her to lie down
>She of course does so obediently. Fluffy pony would do anything for you
>You fix the straps around her chest, stomach, legs, and forehead
>You tickle her a little to calm her down
>You pull out her favorite bandana - patterned with ducks and hearts- and blindfold her
>She babbles to herself, wondering what you’re going to do next, before you stuff the gag into her mouth
>You grab the gardening shears and take a deep breath
>You position the open blades over her right foreleg, and close it with all your might
>Fluffy pony tries to scream
>It takes a few seconds of pushing, but soon the bone cracks and the leg is severed
>You’re trying to shush fluffy pony, telling her everything will be okay
>The next three legs were excruciating, but it’s for her own good
>You try to block out the wails of pain coming through the gag as you cauterize the wounds
>The screams stop stops
>Fluffy pony has passed out
>You tenderly bandage her and place her in her new home: a large salad bowl
>Two weeks go by
>Fluffy pony is beyond depressed. She cries all the time, asking you where her legs are
>You had to drill a drainage hole in her bowl so she didnt drown in tears
>You cant take it anymore. You get powerful battery and hook it up to fluffy pony
>You give her a painful shock and reset her memory
>Fluffy pony remembers nothing of the incident
>Once again she loves you unconditionally. Especially when you take her out of her bowl to cuddle with her.

>I think if you're playing as a girl in the MLP MMORPG, there's a 1/2000 chance you'll get that event were your pregnant with the pony savior.

Applejack never wins anything, but I like her anyway

>>34303877
How.

How did you break the greentext so badly?

What would you have planned for your favourite pone on hearts and hooves day?

>>34303873
>>"Sorry, Applejack. Humans can't into bucking."

I really want to see an aristocrat episode where Applejack dresses fancy and tries to talk without the accent to impress investors to help the farm.
I think it'd be cute.

>>34303896

because he copypasted it

>>34303907
A picnic.
In my gazebo.
If you know what I mean.

>>34303877
>Fluffy ponies
>Greentext feel stories
>Can't even greentext properly

Everything about that post makes me disgusted.

>>34303877
Greentext or not, that was an unprecedented amount of feels.

applejack is a very beautiful pone

Does Nightmare Moon really eat Ponies?

would you massage her, bathe her, and brush her mane?

>>34303838

There are already plenty of people in the Steam group who play KF, I hear

Finally an MLPG dedicated to mai waifu.

>>34303938
Dayuuuuum!

>>34303926
Which pone would it be for? Would CMC hijinks ensue?

What is the character limit in a /co/ post?

>>34303916
I want more Fancyjack.

>>34303934
>Unprecedented amount of feels

You don't come here often, do you?

>>34303907
a romantic dinner with pinkie

>>34303983
>wanting frou-frou AJ

nope

>>34303966
You can't have her she's mine.

>>34303957
She prefers junk food

>>34303877
>There’s only one way to make sure she’s safe
>Cut off her fucking legs
Oh come on. That's just stupid.

>>34303983

Obligatory

>>34303986
Maybe some Pinkie PIE for dessert?

>>34304018
glitter glue when are you going to fix that horn

>>34303938
>Hasbro still can't make something of this quality
>Despite millions of dollars, assembly lines and hundreds of Chinese wage slaves
>Losing out on thousands of dollars in profits

Is making money a foreign concept to these people?

>>34304022
Might be cool for one episode if she is doing some shit in manehattan with Rarity.

>>34303972
>>34304035
sweetie i thought you hated shipping
why you always wanting people to make with the freak freak

>>34303957
Sort of. It was a more a rebirthing process in which a pony became one of the bat-guards. It was considered an honor during her rule

Last night someone asked for a picture of

>Fluffy Pony avoiding a horrible, horrible death.

Just letting you know it's delivered.

why are blondes so attractive

>>34304068
Fluffy pony survive!

>>34304057
>Disgust Sweetie meme
>Hearts and Hooves
>Sweetie practises shipping

Delicious irony

>>34304082
Because you know they'll put out

>>34303934
You call THAT feels? I'll show you feels!

>You decide to do a thought experiment
>You buy a newborn fluffy pony
>She is locked in a featureless room with only a television set, just out of reach
>She is fed by bottle twice a day, while you wear a concealing, white suit
>She cannot play or laugh because of her surroundings
>Every day at noon, the television plays for an hour
>It teaches her basic mathematics and literacy
>After a few months, she understands it
>Lessons drift to the theory of social skills
>After one year, she has the capacity of a middle-school student
>She is drugged and released into the streets
>She wanders aimlessly for days
>She knocks on someone's door, where she is taken in and nurtured
>After a few days, she looks up her people online
>Learns she was only born from her mother's death
>Realizes she will always be a second-class citizen, a pet
>Runs away
> Ends up in a street corner, alone, in the rain
>Sees puddle in alleyway
>Considers life thus far

>Fluffy pony drowns

>>34304106
But she learn her lesson at the end.

>>34304068
>fluffy pegasus cant really fly
>but they cant make lots of extended hops

>>34303750

>>34304057

>>34304106
That part of the episode made me laugh even harder in the context of MLPG. And you know they had that recorded before MS made the Smartie Belle tumblr.

>>34304106
She just wants everun to be happy

WHEN ARE WE SCHEDULED TO HAVE A RAINBOW DASH THREAD?

>>34304082
I know, right?

>>34304155
Never faganon.

>>34304155
April

>>34304108
Thats right! Derpy always remembers to put out the garbage!

>>34304145
That pic is adorable.

>>34303938
from the same maker

>>34304155
EVERY THREAD IS A DASH THREAD

>>34304156
>>pic related
>>34304155
RD is an abrasive, confrontational bitch and is worst pone.

>Celestia's castle explodes,
>She crashes at Twilight's tree until it's fixed,

What happens?

>>34304201
Lesbian sex.

>>34304195
Did somepone say Dash thread?

that beautiful blonde farm girl

would you buy her appletastic treats

and talk to her

>>34304173
Then I suppose you'd like THIS picture...

>>34304201
Royal business and the entire town on eggshells. Then the castle gets fixed and she goes home.
But where does Luna live?

>>34304230
PLEASE SHOOT HER

>>34304155

>pinkie can afford a clock
>Dash can't

RD confirmed for being poor

"Twilight! We're out of nachos!"

"Uhh, ok..."

"Go get some more!"

"Right now? But I really need to finish thi-"

"Also let my guards use your bed."

>>34304201
Twilight is shipped out by the EBI for security reasons as the bombing was obviously a terrorist plot.

>>34304196
Is this a partially obscured picture thread?

>>34304225
Apple fritters because that was Rarity eats.

>>34304201

>Implying she doesn't go on a one pony crusade hunting down and destroying the terrorist organisation responsible for the castle explosion, Taken style.

>>34304230
How horrifying.

>>34304155
They happen too quickly. You just don't notice them.

>>34304230

Derpy asks to use your computer for a minute

How does it go?

>>34304249
Do you have any idea how expensive a cloud clock is?

>>34304225
Nope, never in a million years.

>>34304230
NO SIR I DO NOT LIKE IT ONE BIT

>>34304278
>deletes all of your horseporn

>>34304225
>MFW I live in Florida.
>All of our beautiful farm girls are Latino.

CURSE YOU, MIAMI!

>>34304225

I'd buy her entire stock

>>34304222
RD is terrible pone

>>34304225
I would, but I am a sad, bitter little man. I would mope every night until I hang myself.

>>34304249
>mansion in the sky
Sure is poor around there.

>>34304278
"no, sorry"

>>34304289
>not posting the superior version

>>34304263
>Implying Celestia doesn't want to admit that using a candle to check for a gas leak was a bad idea.

>>34304294
NO

BAD ABLEIST

>>34304249
>>34304308
Blew her clock budget on cocaine and hookers.
Again.

>>34304278

"I put in a Nividia for you!"

>>34304278

HEY ANON, CAN I USE YOUR COMPUTER?

>no

>>34304307
I cry myself to sleep every night holding my Noel Vermilion realdoll while calling her Jessy . Get on my level.

>>34304307
Only hipsters dislike Dash.

>>34304112

Am I too late for the Opple Jock thread?

>>34304295
there are blonde latinas

>>34304359
Just in time!

>>34304278

>I'll... just look for whatever you need myself

>>34304364
Fake blondes are disgusting.

Begone.

>>34304364
SHE IS NOT A PONY
BUT IF SHE WAS...

>>34304341
cocaine you say?

>>34304359
Never too late for Treekicker.

All of your ponies are shit

The only good ponies are

Facade ponies

>>34304349

I hope you're telling the truth because I can't stop laughing here

>>34304278
Here. Use this old Pentium 4 I put Ubuntu on.

>>34304359
There's always time for best pone!

>>34304201
>Twilight's libary becomes the tempory hub of all power
>clerks, important people, aristocracy, all unifying to rebuild Canterlot from the small libary floor.
>Twilight can't stand the noise in her libary, but doens't say anything. After all, Celestia is kinda in need of a place to be, and her bed is now the bed of the twin rulers. They kinda sleep cute together.
>too bad twilight gets assignined to sleeping in spike's basket. She also has to share it with him.

>>34304308
>mansion made of clouds
Clouds don't cost shit.

>>34304278
>>"No, for you do not have fingers."

>>34304068

>all dem spwinklahs
>all dat waddah

Fluffy Pony surviving that is nothing short of a miracle.

>>34304225
>>34303916
>>34303854
>Applejacks braided hair

>>34304411

Mellon

General, I dont feel so good.....

>>34304422
Poor Spike.

Not even Twilight likes him.

>>34304438

>>34304424
>>34304411
Do you like melons?

>>34304461

You're dying. Equestria awaits, brother.

>>34304461
I think you need your daily dose
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EKTw50Uf8M

>>34304481

Every time

>>34304504
obligatory /v/ vandalism

http://mylittlepony.neoseeker.com/wiki/Pinkie%27s_Gala_Fantasy_Song

>>34304438
>>34304481
I WISH I COULD BE LIKE YOU GUYS AND LABEL MY FILES

>>34304486
>>34304411
>>34304449
You need to leave

>>34304498
I sure hope so.
I could tell them fascinating tales of another world.

why is she so attractive

is it her blonde mane

is it her country accent

is it her honest and kind attitude

is it the way she enjoys hard work and looks good doing it

is it her little freckles

So why haven't you come out to your girl/boyfriend about being a brony?

>>34304517
>>34304504

>>34304546
all of it

>>34304546
Is the hat!

>Playing Pony Quest

How do I beat Shadow Twilight?

>>34304543
Or they'd be freaked out by the gangly mutant that resembles a diamond dog.

>>34304549

I ain't a brony, nigger

>>34304546

>>34304549
>brony

>>34304546
All of the above

>>34304568
Definitely the hat.

>>34304546
All of those.
>>34304549
I don't have a gürlfreund yet.

>>34304549

>brony

we don't use that kinda talk round these parts

its a fucking cartoon. i don't need to "come out" about it.

>>34304584
That's my cue to post this
http://hentaichan.ru/games/w/1326690246_wakfu/wakfu.swf

>>34304570
What is pony quest?

>>34304585
>>34304580
>responding to an obvious troll

>>34304471
Well, unless we have any drawfags wanting to draw Twilight curled up fast asleep in that basket, with Spike very carefully trying to position himself in a way that is comfortable for both of them, without knocking off the blanket too much.

>>34303896
It's almost like 4chan itself was struggling against such a terrible post.

Which looks better?
This one or >>34304600

>>34304622

>not responding and being a boring non-responder

People really have dinners in front of monitor displays with a still image of a non-existant character?

wow

>>34304655
The first one

So /v/ had a thread "trips decides what game we install/reinstall"

I rolled for Pony Kart when it came out.

got quads so they didnt accept it

I failed you all.

>>34304602
i'm so jelly

what were her kisses like

>>34304668
But thats the joke son, are you new?

>>34304673
Not really. They are faggots.

>>34304664
>shitposting in MLPG
son, this is why the rest of 4chan hates us

>>34304668
It's a meme.
They're joking
It's supposed to be funny because we're mocking /a/

>>34304570
what the hell is Pony Quest

Where do I find it

>>34304568
IT IS A VERY GOOD HAT
>>34304602
IS THAT A PINK CANDLE? WHAT DOES IT SMELL OF?

>>34304668

...it's a joke. Parody of /a/

>>34304575
Yeah...
That doesn't sound very appealing.
I suppose ponies don't form lynch mobs right?

>>34304645
I swear I thought that heart said "Happy Birthday MLPG".

>>34304703

Oh, that seems fit.

>>34304715
NO, IS THE BEST HAT EVER, YOU WILL NEVER SEE A BETTER HAT.

>>34304064
What if Celestia and Luna aren't ponies at all, but some kind of Lovecraftian cosmic entities that take pony forms so they don't scare the shit out of everyone?

Because the whole idea of Nightmare Moon eating ponies and regurgitating them as bat winged hybrid horrors reminds me of Shub-Niggurath.

>>34304703
>they're joking

Y-yeah...joking. Quick AJ hide!

>Hmmm that was a yummy yummy dinner, huh? Did you like it anon?
>Yes I'm a little tired too, you know, took me a lot of work to bake all these treats
>Ooh ooh I'd love to go to your room and rest a little

>>34304715
aha
AHAAAA


give me that

>>34304702

As if that matters to any of us, they will hate us even if we will be "on our best behavior"

Hey,
Hey, MLPG
I have a secret
I'm a brony

>>34304756
i let her sleep in my bed while i do the dishes

nothing else happens

>>34304721
>>34304703
WELL....

It's half a joke, half not.

>>34304786
So what exactly is the line between ponyfag and brony?

I fear I may have crossed it long ago...

I have you fucks to blame... but I love you anyway

>>34304786
Mom...I don't know how to tell you this, but I think I might be a brony

>>34304786
PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY

Guess which pone this folder is full of, MLPG!
If you guess right, I dump a picture!

>>34304786
Ponychan is not here

>>34304722
They're probably adverse to killing, so they'd simply exile you from ponyville after you explain the history of the humens. Then you must cry yourself to sleep each night in the Everfree forest for the rest of your life.

>>34304786
everyones a brony.
if your a bro and you like ponies, your a brony. end of story.

>>34304812
>blue

Trixie

>>34304812
RAINBWO DAHS

Scootaloo is a very cute little filly.

>>34304805
Let's keep it a joke, don't care about waifufags and I like making fun of /a/.

>>34304812
Best pone folder has pictures of the best pone, right?

>>34304786

Why would you tell that to anyone, have you no shame?

on your travels you arrive at an old west town

you check into the local whorehouse

the madam, cherry jubilee, greets you

>>34304827
>TRIXIE
>BLUE
>TODAY

>>34304812
Spike.

>>34304821
Im not your bro faggot.

>>34304713
>>34304613
It's a MLP RPG so awesome, it hasn't even been made yet.

>>34304812
Daring-Do!
No,no wait!
Twilight!

>>34304756
>Zowie wowie, that was amazing anon!
>I think I really like you, too
>Oh, it's ok, come closer then
>Well duh, of course, you can hug me if you want
>Nighty night!
>(whispering) I love you

>>34304742

>>34304827
I'm using a mac, all folders are blue

>>34304844
here's our newest gal, applejack

300 bits for one hour
do you accept

>>34304831
Don't they have a sticky of anons all making a collage of those pictures or something?

>download icon pack
>this icon is in there

>this kills the rarity

>>34304844
She is not a madam anon, she have a cherry farm and factory.

>>34304855
I'm not your faggot, guy.

>>34304821
Shouldn't he be a bronies?

Also he could be a dickhead

>>34304749
No idea who Shubby is, and the regurgitation part sounds quite gross. I'm thinking more >Magic
>What if they are some kind of cosmic entity
Could be. Discord probably was, too. It'd explain why Luna became NMM because it's only the best representation of the cosmic state she was in when she confronted Celestia.

>>34304877
MAYBE I SHOULD GET A... I DON'T THINK SO

>>34304877
I'd be blue too if i was on a mac

>>34304812
Celestia

>>34304876

>>34304807
--Ponyfag--

Watches MLP
Talks about MLP
May draw or write about MLP
Enjoys fan made content relating to MLP

--Brony--

Does these things but is a socially inept arsenugget about it

Many bronies don't know they're actually ponyfags.

>>34304843
Part of being a brony is lacking the social awareness to understand shame

Alright guys, I was thinking. How would the ponies react if they met a human, for whatever reason?

>>34304844

I immediately find an Inn and rest there instead of going into that dodgy place. Pony STD makes your balls implode, no thanks.

>>34304855
I-it's not like I wanted to be your bro or anything! I...I just meant if your a bro in general...

>>34304827 >>34304828 >>34304840 >>34304851 >>34304871 >>34304904


INCORRECT

>>34304878
>>"So I heard you're into monkeys..."

So i went to rule 34, right? yeah. right.
guess what.
My little pony had like 4 pages of porn while the friendship is magic has 105.
that means that if something is "popular" people will try to stick to it so they feel better dont worry we're dead inside.

>oh look its my little pony
>oh yeah that show is shit
>yeah well a lot of people really like it
>oh yeah well i like it!

>>34304873
Oh...god...

>>34304917
I see so brony is just someone who actively shows their fandom outside of certain circles?

>>34304942
Pinkie Pai

>>34304812
Best be full of Sweetie Belle

>>34304812
Its Luna right?

>>34304877
So they are all filled with Rainbow Dash? That seems a tad extreme

>>34304942
Cheerilee

>>34304812
It obviously has ALL THE PONIES.

>>34304812
All the pone

>>34304950
brb, going to the store to buy some marshmallows to practice kissing

>>34304942
Spitfire

>>34304919
WELL JUDGING BY THIS VERY SCIENTIFIC PICTURE I HAVE HERE
THE ANSWER IS YES

>>34304919
Probable a mixture of fear and curiosity. We're like twice their size, after all.

>>34304873

>>34304873
Why did you make this to me?

>>34304942
Gummy

>>34304950
AH A PINK SCENTED CANDLE
VERY GOOD

>>34304812
Big Mac

>>34304964
Think of bronies - as we call them (I've seen relative normalfags call themselves bronies) as the weeaboos of this fandom.

I...i...l-like....you.....uh....do...you like me back?

>>34304890

I remember we had a thread about those guys once, and I personally like the idea that they are just the magically altered remnants of the earth pony guards that sided with Nightmare Moon when she tried to oust celestia, and that Luna simply keeps up the tradition of maintaining the earth pony guards while Celestia's tradition bans them from serving in hers

kills two birds with one stone, explanation wise

>>34304950
>not feeding Pinkie oatmeal

>>34304942
Gilda

>>34304993
>>34304990
>>34304976
>>34304972
>>34304967
>>34304966
>>34304965
>>34305020
>>34305033


You niggers will never figure out who mai waifu is

I ALWAYS TAKE HOUR LONG SHOWERS just to think because the water is comforting

>>34304963
>inb4 Zowie wowie, my brain went powie!

>>34304990
>>34304993
THIS IDEA EXCITES AND INTRIGUES ME

>>34304966
I like the way you think.

>>34304964
More, they are obnoxious about it.

You don't need to hide your profile as long as you don't go nuts at it. Honestly, it's just watching a TV show, and you neither should be shamed, or dedicate you life to it.

>>34305050
...Twist?

>>34305050
Nanaki

>>34305043
So they are 1000 years old? Or they are new guy?

I knew that Waldo guy was kinda weird :O

>>34305050
Spitfire

>>34305039
Alright well the only people, besides the internet, that know of my love for small colorful horses is my best friend and mother.

Guess I'm safe?

I'm trying so hard not to buy an AJ toy... the fact there no hat is pretty much the thing keeping me from doing it. Help me.

>>34304919
See Dan vs FIM
Its probably fairly accurate.

>>34304919
>>"What are you supposed to be?"
>>"Well if anything I'm kind of a chimp-monkey-ape-thing-man... With two legs!"

>>34304956
>My little pony had like 4 pages of porn while the friendship is magic has 105.
>Furries

>>34305050
Granny Smith?

>>34305050
IT BETTER NOT BE SHOWERS OR SOMEONE

>>34305041

What the fuck is this eldritch abomination?

>>34305094
No.

>>34305093
>You mother knows

How does this even happen.

>>34305050
Heartstrings

>>34305080
>>34305079
>>34305064
>>34305046
>>34305100
You should be able to guess by now

>>34305082

No they are new, but earth ponies changed in the same way the original night guards were 1000 years previously. But by luna, rather than her nightmare moon incarnation.

>One a Cross and an Arrow sequel is finally out

>>34305142
There is no waifu and you're a faggot

how much time can I kill by watching all the episodes again

>>34305142
Is it me?

>>34305139
Living at home while going to school

at 26

Wizard status well under way

>>34305151
I will be augmented like them one day.

>>34305152
Bah that fic is so bad.

>>34305158
>killing time
>not the best way to spend time

>>34305158
21 X WHATEVER = MINUTES

>>34304919

>"what the heck are you?"
>"I'm a human"
>"What's a Human?"

As you try to explain, whatever pony is all about science/magic will want to study you.

>>34305043
I disagree with several parts of it.
>Celestia banning earth pony guards
>the guards sided with NMM, which would have been over 1000 years ago
No, they're just royal guards, like Celestia's, but where as Celestia alters hers to be pure white, Luna's "uniform" is the bat-like appearance.

>>34305142
It's Leth, right? Leth is best pony?

Really, the best way to tell if you are a brony, is simply if you choose to identify yourself as one. With that comes the full package of spaghetti.

>>34304908

>>34305211
Well you idea is gay.

>>34305202
>>"Don't they have magic where you came from?"
>>"Maybe, I never saw any."

with the right combination of youtube links it should be possible to simulate an evening with your favorite pone

oh, pinkie, you make me so happy
you are my favorite pony in the whole world
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHphutCVOdg

>>34305202
Pop quiz MLPG:
Which pony is all about science/magic?

>>34305158
>26 episodes
>22 minutes each

About nine hours.

>>34305152
You're just trying to make me upset

>>34305224

>>34305241
The purple one.

>>34305241
Drainbow Collision

>>34304600
>>34304655
Shading ruined it tbh
Also, Celestia's face is ugly and terrifying, no offense

>>34305227
Good. I like gay.

>>34305241
Diamond Tiara

>>34305213
>>34305140
>>34305160
no no and no
muahahahahaha

>>34305241

Griffy

But how would the ponies react if they met a Cardassian?

In my GED class watching ponies on my phone because FUCK education.

>>34305241
RAINBOW DASH IS EGGHEAD NOW

>>34305158
7 MINUTES, 7 MINUTES IS ALL THE TIME YOU CAN SPARE

>>34305142
this pone

>>34305178

aha found it. heres snippets from that one thread I mentioned. I like the idea anyway, but make what you will of it

the important thing is that Luna's guards are pretty darn cool

>>34305211
I always liked the idea that they were normal as well.

>>34305241
Gummy

>>34305312
>read some crappy book

OMG GUISE IM SUCK AN EGGHEAD XD

>>34305241
The pink one

Obviously a theoretical physicist

Ha ha ha this thread was so funny

i forgot to post this

it's like a few days old i think

http://kafei79.deviantart.com/art/Death-to-ponies-285133894
http://kafei79.deviantart.com/art/Death-to-ponies-285133894
http://kafei79.deviantart.com/art/Death-to-ponies-285133894
http://kafei79.deviantart.com/art/Death-to-ponies-285133894
http://kafei79.deviantart.com/art/Death-to-ponies-285133894
http://kafei79.deviantart.com/art/Death-to-ponies-285133894
http://kafei79.deviantart.com/art/Death-to-ponies-285133894

>>34305335
i don't get it

>>34305261

>>34305321
They are normal just magic altered.

>>34305335
>Typical MLPG.png

>>34305355
Oh, how bad

>>34305311

Nigga, ponies ARE education

>>34304950
you will never feed pinkie popcorn, her sweet lips plucking the kernels from your hands, softly grazing your fingertips as your heart skips a beat

>>34305312
>read a children's adventure novel
>become a nuclear engineer

>>34305364
applejack is so boringest pony

>>34305284
that whore pone with Fancy pants

>>34305341
You sure you didn't post it before?

I'm getting the weirdest sense of deja vu here.

>>34305355
So mad

>>34305319
That was a great day.

>>34305364

Has the wall of >feels been updated?

>>34305355
The fuck is this lol

>>34303750
fucking saved

>>34305355
I liek this guy already

>>34303734

>treekicker is best pone

>>34305379
It already feels like that when I feed my dogs popcorn, and boy is it awkward.

would you Applejack's hat

WHAT IF... WHAT IF THE FOLDER IS EMPTY?!

>>34305269
Yeah I wasn't too sure on the shading after I finished it but I've saved it as a .sai file to give it another try later if I can be fucked.

And none taken. /co/ gives the better criticism than all of ponychan, Equestria Daily and Tumblr put together and that's why I'm putting it here before anywhere else.

Also, DeviantArt is full of fucking weeaboos who'll think anything is worth a blowjob if it isn't anime because it's like they've never seen a different art style.

>>34305310
a what now?

>>34305319
No sir, I do not like that explanation.

Dividing the guards like that seems inherently un-Celestia

>>34305428
NO, IT HAS ANOTHER FOLDER IN IT BY THE SAME NAME

Um.

Wut.

What did I do?

>>34305396
I love this guy hahaha
where can I get more pics of him with ponies, they're hilarious

>>34305428
i already covered it
>>34305156

>>34305370
That's what I said.

HOLD UP, DID SOMEONE SAY AJ THREAD?!

I'M ALL OVER THIS

best Valentine's Day ever

>>34305438
Actually In my idea she never cast out the earth ponies but they are the real soldiers outside the capital, we only see pegasus and unicorns because they are the royal guard.

>>34305399
I haven't seen a legitimate >feel all day.

>>34305241

As far as I know, Twilight Sparkle is all about magic. Don't know about science though.

>She would be all over you everyday, and report EVRYTHING back to Celestia. EVERYTHING.

Sup.

>>34305427
Only if she agreed to wear it afterward.

>>34305445
Wat?

>>34305466
HNNNNNNNNNNNG! I love it man thank you.

>>34305485
I love everything about these

>>34305233

>"the closet thing you could say we had to magic was science"

>>34305310
They would go on a magical adventure and end the Bjorn (fuck spelling that) oppression.

but seriously i want to have a good hard orgasm today

which pone should i fap to

>>34305485
Oh, Terry, why are you most lifeless and horrifying pony?

>>34305457
That song.

>>34305470
>>When the human learns magic, it looks something like this.

>>34305485
> ALL MY FRIENDS ARE HERE.
> AND APPLEJACK IS HERE TOO

every damn time...

> applejack is the worts pony

>>34305450
But there IS, anon!
there is...
and no, it's not Rarity

>>34305319
that is kind of a terrible theory

>>34305427
NON

>>34305457
It must be hard for them, one day they are normal ponies and the next they are magic enhaced creatures.

>>34305485
>Ally my friends are here. And Applejack is here too.

EVERY TIME

>>34305517
Twist
Nathan pone

>>34305355
>He's trying to get a personal army to troll some guy
>There's actually two groups for people to hate MLPFIM
>Two whole groups
>One has a several paragraph long essay on how ponyfans are pedophiles who aren't from 4chan but from some secret gaymosexual club

Oh god so much delicious mad

>>34305517
Was Derpy guessed already?

>>34305457

That never fails to give me feels. Who's the artist?

>>34305536
They didn't ask for this

>>34305506
SHE'S ANGRY WITH YOUR OPINIONS

>>34305468
I think that the combat armies would be integrated into a cohesive unit with magical and aerial support. The royal guards are divided by function, however, with the pegasi being about the courier and travelling segment, unicorns serve magical needs, and earth ponies strong tasks, which is why they seem to always be at different places.

>>34305457
That song...
all of my childhood...
my favorite childhood lullaby...
I remember when my mother sang it to me before I would go to sleep...
;_;
I need a hug...

>>34305485
I can't get over Terry's stare.

She is peering into my soul.

>>34305536
I'm under the impression that it's mostly just Illusion Magic, as opposed to full-blown Alteration Magic. Takes less energy to sustain, and it still has the same effect.

>>34305511
oh god wat.

>>34305542
>>34305516
Every fucking time.

>>34305457
Egophiliac, I think

>>34305438

Yeah, I can dig why one could oppose it on those grounds

Though I sort of envisioned it as sort of ban on the earth pony guards from her own guards for the same length of time as Luna would be imprisoned in the moon, sort of a symbolic thing

but its all fanwankery so it doesn't matter in the end, we still get sweet guard ponies in any case

>>34305567
They were the best the earth pony company can offer to the princess but they didnt know.

GOING TO MAKE THE NEW HORSE!

>>34305586
Yeah, this. They're pegasi, the armor is augmented to alter their appearance.

Should I make drawing horse?

>>34305494
Apparently I'm on someone's list on Tumblr.

And I don't know why.

Nor what the list is for.

I am confuse.

>>34305586
>illusion magic

What are you some kind of faggot?

NEW HORSE WHERE

NEW HORSE

>>34305631
>>34305631
>>34305631
>>34305631
>>34305631
>>34305631

WE NEED NEW HOERS

>>34305601
Every fucking time.

>>34305485
>Spike's costume with noone inside

MY FUCKING SIDES

>>34305586
>>34305616
But this is boring! the other idea is fun.

>>34305625
Fucking again? How many enemies you have?

>>34305634
Hey, you fail your Will save and I can have your running from a chicken that looks like a dragon.

>>34305468
>Pegasus soldiers = Elite officer corps
>Unicorn soldiers = WH40K SPACE MARINES
>Earth Pony soldiers = Cannon fodder

>>34305664
It isn't. It paints the princesses and society in a bad light and introduces the smell of grimderp

>>34305672
The earth ponies are the bulk of the army they have the numbers.
The pegasus are scouts and subterfurge.
Unicorns are the royal guard and special forces.