FUCK YES.
It's finally valentines day and I've been thinkin about precum all day.

>>34281962
not enough
>rape

I don't have a single picture of Trixie saved.

>Manually pooping your fluffy pony

>rape

>>34281964
> Trixie
> precum
... Dare I ask how these are related topics?

>Pinkie Pie needing to use a restroom

You have a fluffy pegasus pony.
It's time to take fluffy pony to play.
The school near you has a decent playground
Give him his little coat that doubles as a leash
Fluffy pony wants to play in the sand box
Someone left some toys, and fluffy pony starts playing with them
>"I have tha fwag!"
Fluffy pony imitates your Shazbot game
Encourage it to get back to your base
Fluffy pony goes as hast as its little legs can take it
Grab a toy pitchfork
Keep the toy rake just a little bit away from your fluffy pony
>"SANDRAKERS ON YOUR SIX, Fluffy pony!"
It tries to go even faster.
>"USE YOUR BOOSTERS!" You yell as you point to fluffy pony's wings
Fluffy Pony tries to run and flap as fast as it can
Which isn't far, because it fell down
And dropped the flag
Pick up the flag and put it all the way to the other side of the sand box
>"ATEEROMAR Pony!" you yell at it
>"In Defweat, we wearn" it replies, with a smile
It chases after the flag again

put those two together, aaaaaand

>>34281964
Do you have a cum fetish? I know I do.

>>34281962
WELP

>>34281974
I have many!

>>34281654
>>34281679
>>34281686
>>34281704
>>34281720
>>34281740
>>34281772
Reposting but did anyone actually enjoy my
>feelfic

This is gonna be a good thread.
My b& is over, and it's Valentines day, 12:00 A.M.

>>34281974
CHECK OUT these pictures.

>>34281982
cum inflation?

>implying Trixie is relevant to the show at all in 2012

>>34281981
> aggressive, persuasive, sexy Trixie pushing Twilight to try new and interesting things
Hmm. Is this part of a series?

>>34282003
POST PONY CUM INFLATION PICS

Pretty sure tea is canon thanks to tea parties.

Do ponies have coffee?

>>34281974
You sure about that, anon?

>>34281977
Hey Chistery, how's your tetraplegic fluffy Twilight? Has she finally realized she'll never walk again?

>>34281949

Do want!

>>34282004
She's more relevant than you, who will be reported.

>itty bitty twinky pinky

>>34281964
> precum
ANON DELIVERS.

Seriously try this, at least Pygeum increases my precum insanely well.

I'm going to be so bummed if Trixie doesn't make it back this season.

I'm going to be so fucking stoked if she gets a movie.

>>34282018
Didn't she die?

>>34281995
You seem to have a fluffy pony fic in the middle of all that.

Hello MLPG!

What are you doing tonight? I'm currently working on a fandub and pony comic dub.

>>34282009
YES

>>34281998
>>34282000
Not so great and powerful now, are we?

>>34282008

I wish

>>34282003
No, a fetish for guys producing a lot of cum. Big, fat cocks leaking precum before unleashing a torrent of semen all over you.

>>34281995
I saved it all to read later.

Fluttermac is best sunken ship.

Come at me fags.

>>34281977
Fohohoho, more like how AREN'T they related.

>>34282039
Well, I'm just shocked that my hastily-made topic is time-stamped at 11:59

if only I'd waited a few seconds more

>>34282049

I think not, sir

>>34281980
>mfw this is incredibly cute
>mfw I'm playing Shazbot right now
>mfw I just unlocked Brute

>>34282024
LAIDES AND GENTLEMEN, ROYAL IRIDESCENCE IS BACK AND MORE AUTISTIC THAN EVER

>>34282018
For starters, all I said was I'd adopt a Twilight and treat her as my very dear daughter. Then some dipshit swooped in and inferred it'd be a grossly incompetent fuzzy/fluffy filly Twilight who'd fall down the stairs and snap her neck in such a way as to become quadriplegic.

I cried at some length but I think she'll walk again some day with magical medicine and a good deal of physical therapy.

>>34282052

WHY IS FUTASHY STILL AROUND?

WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT THAT FUCKING BEAST FURRY SHITFAGGOT

>>34282025
Clitoris.

>>34282052
>rarity's boobs
I LIKE IT!

hey /a/ here
i only use ponies to fap, is the show worth it?

>>34282016
I would rub her tummy and brush her hair and tell her it is all going to be okay

If Newt Gingrich was a pony, what would his cutey mark be?

>>34281995
>15 minute walk back home
>better camp out for the night

my only gripe

>>34281949
fuck off faggot

>>34281974
mfw I downloaded a huge file of mlp art from megaupload the day before it went to shit

>>34282031
>yfw My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: The Movie is about her seeking help from the mane six to solve a problem in a country over. They must learn to forgive those who wronged them in the past and extend a hoof to help those in need.
yfw Trixie backstabs them anyway.

>>34282044
You son of a. . .

I wasn't even trying!

>>34282073
>implying I don't support all ships

>>34282069
Yeah, it's a decent and cute show.

>>34282073
>no reason
off-topic avatar-fagging
off-topic image spam

>>34282052
> Rarity's exuberant, enthusiastic, head-thrown-back pleasure
I'm ... I'm okay with this Futashy picture.

What the fuck.

>>34282009
's all I got, sir

>>34282072
Himself.

this guy is doing OC requests right now

http://www.livestream.com/Tetrapony

>>34282072
Stephen Colbert's face
>>34282070
I know you do, anon. I know you do.
This is a Seth thread

>>34282025

>My face when Americans call itty bitty twinky pinkies "dicks"

>>34282039
u-um, nothing much just trying not to think a-about, well...you know


v day...

I'm drawing stuff now. Any suggestions?

>>34282096

yeah, that was the selling point for me too
just...god damn. if it weren't for all the weird futa bullshit, CL could do some pretty hot stuff

>>34282008

It came from the deep depths of Pixiv. Lesbian poni has gotten the attention of glorious Nippon.

>>34282069

yeah man, the show is actually pretty fun

>>34282110
Draw my dick

>>34282047
What if I told you I had a 7" fat cock with ample pre-cum but plan on getting it cut off in the not too distant future?

>>34282099
CUTIE MARKS?

>>34282110
Fluffy pony trying to pay Jenga and just knocking everything over.

You're improving.

>>34282095
>Getting mad at your shitty little my little pony threads on 4chan
>implying using one image is avatar-fagging
>Implying I'm spamming images

>>34282074
>Didn't read the part where it says it is hailing, thunderstoming, and rainy as shit.
Yeah if you have ever walked in hail you probably wouldn't want to spend more than a minute or two in it

>>34282110
pinkie pie drinking tab

>>34282110
Fluffy pony avoiding horrible, horrible death.

>>34282110
Yes, draw more
Sorry, no suggestions come to mind

>>34282052
>dont let this mix up futashy canon for you.
woman, you can't be serious

>>34282098

>>34282137
> getting cuntmad because someone called you out for not contributing
> assmad to the max, as you've been eating image limits with a fucking Bugs image
> not liking coffee

Goddamn I wish I could rape you through your nose.

>>34282110
God that's cute

>>34282052
>Spike in the window

I think this needed to be screencapped

>>34282164
But anon, you can! Your dick is just the right size!

>>34282174

ahahahaha

>>34282174

I WANT TO RAPE THAT LOLI HORSE

>>34282166
Rose
More fluffy pony doodles?

>>34282189
>You will never be the little filly.

>>34282089

>>34282174
It's like all the chaos in the Universe has become dedicated to producing pony fetish threads on Valentine's.

>Royal Iridescence is back
>He's already throwing autistic shit fits left and right
>He has somehow found a way to make these threads worse

>>34282174
Boop inflation

>>34282102
ok got this stream is full ponychan everyone is posting their OCs

>>34282129
>>34282129

Done.

>>34282189
now that one, i have

memories

>>34282052

>>34282164
>Contributing as anon
>Not liking Bugs
>Implying I said anywhere I don't like coffee

>>34282174
Oh hey look my post

>>34282205
I cannot contain these rages.

>>34282206

>>34282206

>>34281995
>You wake up with a feel something is watching you
>applebloom is in the back of the barn
>"W-what were you doin to mah sis?!"

>>34282170
OH FUCK I DID NOT SEE THAT.
He looks like Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.

>>34282235
> SLIGHTLY CHUBBY PINKIE AS ZATANA
YES.

>>34282236
>I'm fucking her
>AND I'M GONNA FUCK YOU NEXT, BITCH

>>34282252
So Chistery, who is your valentine?

>>34282135

Thank you.

>>34282236
OH MY SIDES

V-Day? That requires some Derpy love.
Love these animations.

http://sta.sh/01m2pdytmvhm

>>34282052
>This is a trade, this is in no way canon to the Futashy/Futaverse
>canon to the Futashy/Futaverse

>>34282235

Oh wow.

Pinkie would make a good harley quinn

>>34282266
She's spending tomorrow with a large bottle of something strong while she writes ChisteryxTwilight fanfiction.

>>34282266
My girlfriend. We're not doing anything really until Friday but there's a party Wednesday night and I think she's getting up early to make me breakfast. It might just be eggs and toast, but I don't care. She's a real sweetheart.

>>34282206

MY SIDES

So what do you guys have planned for V-Day?

>>34282275

Man that is fun to say.

>Futaverse

this is pretty cool. i wouldnt be ashamed to put this on my desk.

>>34282252
>zantana
>chubby
what the actual fuck?
shes not chubby and
read the filename
its her singing telegram tux
DC comics didn't invent sexy tuxes

>>34282236
This is what you see

>>34282291
Well of she'll make you breakfast, unless your hand is broken or something.

>>34282312
Shazbot

>>34282274
I just noticed that those are done by the same faggot that did the animated cupcakes video.

>>34282312
Nothing.

There should be a very special valentine's day episode of Pony Thread Simulator for the level headed and tasteful posts that are sure to follow as the day marches forward.

>>34282314
After her encounter with the cockatrice, I presume.

>>34282316
... Humor is lost on you, isn't it?

>>34282275

>Futaverse

Has that stupidity been hammered in so hard that now it has a universe behind it? Holy shit, I feel bad for Fluttershy fans. The non-faggot ones, anyway.

>>34282314

>>34282340
it was fun i had fun

>>34282312
Well, my son, it goes like this....
let's just say I have a very special somepony

>>34282338
>Fluttershy fans.
>Not faggots, the whole lot of them

>>34282312
Playing Tales of the Abyss 3D.

Oh yeah, I'm going to class too.

>>34282166

Didn't see your post, Rose! Sorry.

I'm glad you like it. Doesn't really hold a candle to yours, though!

>>34282312
Being alone fapping to ponies like every other day of the fucking year.

Pfffft idiot.

>>34282312
I've decided I'm going to try to use penis pumps on my itty bitty mooby boobies so I can finally feel like a pretty lady.

>>34282322
Believe me, it's a minor miracle I don't set water on fire sometimes. She makes Bisquick pancakes and is constantly awed by how thunderstruck I am that she can make FOOD.

I think the special ingredient is LOVE.

Would a pony bake without LOVE?

>>34282340

Thanks for the update. Thread would have fallen to shambles without knowing where you've gone.

>>34282312
Drinking, followed by a fruitless masturbation attempt.

Followed by crying.

>>34282312

I'm going to go to school from 10 in the morning to 9 at night

its going to suck really bad

>>34282338
>Futaverse
So, a universe where CL wants to have sex with her pets?

>>34282312
What I do every day ivan, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
>>34282336
not really, i find your post laughably retarded \
I saw no humor in her post

>>34282312
>my mother was supposed to send me stuff like she does for my brother and sisters every year
>talked to her yesterday and she tells me she was too busy and couldn't send anything
>now have nothing to look forward too

Going to be pretty lonely...

>>34282372
>Baking pancakes.
Wow, you really are terrible.

Someone write some fluffy pony stories.

>mother is driving me to college
>driving over bumpy road
>my breasts begin shaking uncontrollably
>the constant jiggling is discomforting
>get to college
>mom says "have a nice day at school, son!"

>>34282369

>This post

>>34282391
>both of my parents hate me because I'm a shut-in

At least you aren't me, anon.
I only have mai waifu for vaneltines day

>>34282387
> can't see that I can, at once, appreciate it's Pinkie from her singing telegram montage AND get excited she looks like Zatana

Thaaaaat's ouuuuuur Bravespark!

>>34282396
>>34282401
These two posts somehow relate.

>>34282393

Where's that profile picture of Tabasco Pony?
Anybody got it?

>>34282396
>That feel when severe gynecomastia
I feel you anon.

>>34282351

you call that a plot?

>>34282393
No, no, you FRY pancakes.

... Damn it now I want pancakes. I get to wait until morning I guess.

Would a pony flapjack?

>>34282394
BUT WHY?

>>34282419

>tobasco pony

shit son, what are you doing?

>>34282419

>>34282405
>SLIGHTLY CHUBBY PINKIE AS ZATANA
funny you sound more like a nerdy chihuahua to me
but, Thaaaaat's ouuuuuur chesthairy!

>>34280883
I love it! makes me feel

>>34282429
I wrote a Pinkie waificlet about her making Christmas pancakes.

I fucking love pancakes.

>>34282433
sriracha pony?

>>34282447

wait, really?
post it

>>34282360
Me too, I get to learn how to program computers and get really mad about group members who don't parenthesize their code.

>>34282394
>you buy a fluffy pony
>you take it home
>the apartment building has a pool
>fluffy pony swims laps daily for exercise
>speaks without slurring voice
>is a good conversationalist
>converts to Judaism
>you support her decision, despite your agnosticism
>she outlives you by four days

>>34282447

fuck pancakes

waffles are way better

>>34282428
Yes, I do.
Fuck, I have so much Spitfire art I need to make a separate folder for her already.

does anyone want me to dump?

>>34282433

>Rooster sauce pony

I love rooster sauce...

>>34282439
Seriously what sort of faggot draws spicy foods as firey? Scalding and spicy foods feel and taste completely different.

>>34282394
>Take fluffy pony out in your backyard.
>She is in awe of everything.
>A hawk dives on her.
>You watch in horror as it rips at her, tearing fluff in clumps.
>She is giggling the whole time.
>Before you can kick the thing away it takes flight, fluffy pony in it's talons.
>All you hear in the distance is a faint "I supah pony!"
>She always wanted to fly.

>>34282463
I think both are nice.

>>34282444
> fifteen
> can't 'get' things on an image board
> double-ultra-secret probation autist

>moot is taking board requests

How long until we get /mlp/, MLPG?

>>34282468

I think its just orange hair, bro

>>34282461
I LOVE THESE FLUFFY PONE PICTURES WHY AREN'T THEY COLORED?

>>34282466
Fuck off Damon.

>>34282360
Wait, they released it in English already? Dang, maybe it's time to pick up a 3DS.

>>34282439
I'm a bit surprised we don't have a group shot of a bunch of Tabasco ponies of varying shapes and sizes and so on representing the many different flavours of the sauce at this point.

>>34282451
>She has a penis.
Also.
>Open her top.
>Get sauce all over your hand.

>>34282480

Hopefully fucking never

>>34282463
You only say that because you don't want Celestia to kick your sorry ass out of the bedroom.

>>34282457
It's on my computer at home, otherwise I would.

>>34282458
What a coincidence, my class happens to be a programming course. We're learning Javascript.

>>34282468
People do this all the time. You're a faggot Anon.

>>34282480
nevar

>>34282491
Who the hell is Damon?
>inb4 I'm new

>>34282444
> nerdy Chihuahua
The fuck joke was that?

Seriously though, chubby Pinkie humanized is fuckin' rad.

>>34282479
>whiteknighting chistery
you do know she's not going to fuck you?
>thinks i'm fifteen
>believes everything he reads on the internet
look at this fag!

Would you manually poop your fluffy pone after it forgot how to poop, MLPG?

>>34282492
>I'm a bit surprised we don't have a group shot of a bunch of Tabasco ponies of varying shapes and sizes and so on representing the many different flavours of the sauce at this point.
Tabasco doesn't into family events.

>>34282511
He's right you know

>>34282468
That's firey? Looks like orange hair to me.

>>34282474
d'awwww.

The best part is you never get to see how she ends.

>mfw chistery has hot lesbian sex on Valentine's Day and all I can do is imagine what it's like to even watch

>>34282507

Don't worry about it.

>>34282484

>>34282513
I might at first, but then I'd get lazy and shove a vacuum hose up it's butt and let technology do all the work for me, as is my god given right as an American.

>>34282509
over-excited
>>34282520
explain

>>34282528
But I wanna know, anon!

>>34282521
>people not liking fiery ponies

>>34282312
>That feel when everyone around you is "in love," married, or has kids
>that feel when they're all bitching about how horrible their lives are, specifically due to their special somepony
>that feel when one of my co-workers gets occasionally beaten by his wife

Why, I'm gonna be people watching with beer. and it's gonna be fucking hilarious.

>>34282513
You have to teach her through love and cuddles. You have to cuddle with her while he defecates so she remembers how.

>>34282527
> implying it's 'lesbian' pre-op
> implying you'd want to watch
> implying she isn't shit-posting at 3am after having done that already tonight.

>>34282533
>twilight musclerape

>>34282519
You could always treat it as a very meta sort of affair. A framed picture in a state of disrepair, held by Tabasco as she glares at it or something. Or it could be a reluctant family picture. I don't know, it just seems like an interesting premise, and appropriate given the subject.

>>34282509
I get legit jimmy-ruffled when Pinkie isn't at least a little bit pudgy at minimum. She is a pony who eats nothing but junk food, there is absolutely no way she is thin.

>>34282547

This is why marriage is wrong.

>>34282557
I thought her type of Tabasco changed depending upon attitude.

>>34282527
Uh -- we really don't have V-Day plans other than her making breakfast tomorrow. I guess you could watch her making eggs?

I know I won't, I'll be asleep until she wakes me up.

Would a pony enjoy waking up to the smell of toast and eggs with ketchup?

>>34282533
>fluffy ponies smell like vanilla-scented plush
>their hides come off with one swift pull
>their meat cooks tenderly, and tastes like jerk chicken
>they are meant to be a post-apocalyptic food source
>they won't survive that long

>>34282541
Just a nobody. Fuck, just let it go already.

>>34282547
...Wait, did you just say 'somepony' without spoiler tags in the middle?

>You're playing peek-a-boo with fluffy pony
>You make a funny face at her
>She falls into hysterics
>She's on her back, flailing her legs wildly and laughing uncontrollably
>You laugh a little with her
>She doesnt stop
>A stream of urine shoots out of her, aimed directly at the ceiling
>It falls down on fluffy pony who is still laughing and rolling on the ground
>You jump back, not knowing what to do
>Fluffy pony urinates all over herself of a solid minute, still laughing
>She stops, rolls over, stands up, and shakes herself, spraying urine all over the room, the furniture, and you
>"LES DO AGAIN! LES DO AGAIN!" she says as she rushes towards you to give your leg a urine soaked hug

>>34282574
are you a boy or a girl

>>34282557
>Find her family picture in the back of the spice cupboard.
>Her family is hillbilly as fuck.
>She is on the counter, flailing feebly trying to get the picture back.

>>34282574
>eggs with ketchup

Not if they had taste

>>34282561
she also does a lot of cocaine...

>>34282572
> Spike wolfing down a five dollah footlong
Huh. It's funny even when it isn't a euphemism.

>>34282581
So did you bro. Sounds like somepony has un-banned it.

>>34282569
Marriage is corrupted by people who believe in love as a selfish thing.

Here's a WIP, looking for tips or should I go ahead and ink it?

>>34282591
Ah ha oh god, it's getting late.

>>34282579
Ok....
Can I still post Spitfire?

>>34282591

She's a girl

>>34282581

He did.

Why is she so obsessed /co/?

>>34282599
>Give fluffy pony a bump of cocaine
>It's the greatest time of her life
>Shortly after her heart stops

>>34282527
>that feel when you're a lesbian
>that feel when you wish you could have a girlfriend
>that feel when you're biologically male and don't have a chance in hell of transitioning any time soon because fucking finances

>>34282615

girls don't have penises

>>34282593
Haha. Tabasco sauce is made in Louisiana, makes sense. Would she be related to Louisiana Hot Sauce?

>>34282621
She went out the way we all want to.

>>34282615
Depends on your definition of 'girl.'

>>34282621
>ponies doing drugs
>not meth
We have already gone over this, anon!

>>34282571
I didn't know that. In truth I haven't kept up with the food pony things. If that's the case, then I suppose there's no point to it. Alas!

>>34282609
I feel bad for preferring the idea of marriage as a purely legal institution to the idea of marriage as a sanctified expression of the love shared by two people.

>>34282621
>Fluffy pony is in the middle of cocaine fever
>She jumps off the house

>>34282590
That's okay because Fluffy Pony urine is actually 80 proof Vodka.

>>34282561
I agree. I know this pic gets posted all the time, but this is exactly how fat human Pinkie is.

>>34282614
Um, seeing as this is an anonymous image board and we have no control over your posting, grow a pair and post away.

Here, let me start.

>>34282628
You can and will have someone special in your life, including people who'll understand how long and how expensive transitioning is. Just keep swimming.

>>34282636
>Santa took the cancer diagnosis rather well.

>>34282643
>implying fluffy pony could figure out how to shoot up
>implying she would just accidentally shoot it into her eye or something and die horribly

>>34282628

It's all cool, brah.

I wanna crossdress but I'm scared as hell.

>>34282628
>Implying

>>34282655

PINKIE IS NOT FAT

STOP FORCING YOUR FUCKING FETISH ON MY HORSE WAIFU

>>34282594
Every form of egg and tomato go well together. BLT (with mayo). Egg with tomato salsa. Catsup on hardboiled egg yoke. Egg salad sandwich with fresh tomato.

>>34282655
... I am ENTIRELY okay with this level of chub on Pinkie.

>>34282671
don't be upset, pinkie has much worse fanon out there

Working on Pinkie Pie first. Incoming pic soon.

>>34282674
All this talk about eggs, and here I am without those breakfast pones.
Or more specifically, that bacon and eggs pone.

>>34282687

FAT IS THE WORST ONE

>>34282656
I don't wanna feel like I'm crapping up the imageboard, I'd feel like the Nyx spammer or the Ika spammer if I keep dumping pictures of something completely uncalled for.
YOU KNOW, because I actually give two shits about MLPG

>>34282561
It's fine for her to be interpreted as not fat, with all the energy she has, she has to have some godly metabolism. And she's always running about, she can't sit still.

>>34282632
In my headcannon she tries to hide her accent.
She occasionally slips on certain words and goes full drawl.

>>34282655

>She's sitting in your lap, facing you, legs wrapped around your back
>You're alternating between pushing her lips harder into yours and squeezing her giants ass
>As her tongue wrestles with yours, she humps her hips into your crotch
>You know she feels your boner, and you know she doesn't give a shit

>>34282674
ALL THIS.

>>34282649
... Then I guess ponies should never pee on electric fences, even on dares.

>>34282694
but anon it's just fanon
it's canon that she is approximately the same size as all the other ponies

>>34282656
hottest pone
>>34282695
stop overthinking it

>>34282655
That's how my sisters look.

>>34282703

She owns a giant's ass?

>>34282674
EVERY form...

Even when you're throwing rotten eggs and tomatoes at poor stage performances!

>>34282706

>approximately

AND JUST WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?

>>34282708
Permission to grab your sister's asses?

>>34282646
>Late at night
>Pull into your four story apartment complex
>Someone shouts your name
>It's fluffy pony
>She's on the room, waving excitedly
>You're a little scared for her safety, and tell her to go back down the stairs
>She says she's going to hug the moon
>She screams "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNN" as she runs towards the edge of the building
>She jumps and swipes her hooves through the air, trying to grab the moon
>She falls four stories to her death, screaming about the moon the whole way down

>>34282703

>Giants ass

Why is she so perfect?

>>34282695
Well, that is your first problem, giving shits and fucks, where in this reality nobody cares.

>>34282703
I would give my left nut to experience 'seven minutes in heaven' with a hot sexy chubby human Pinkie.

>go to ponibooru
>click humanized
>JJ, JJ EVERYWHERE
seriously, how quickly does this motherfucker draw?

I'm going to attempt to make pony valentine cards. One for each character, of course. What corny message should they say?

>>34282721
well I personally think they are all the same but there is a little ambiguity from that one shot from above in lesson zero
although it is difficult to say since they were not all in the same pose some could argue that some of the ponies are larger or smaller than some of the other ponies

>>34282726

>>34282721
That she's a little fatter than the rest.

You mean you haven't noticed? Go watch some of the episodes again, man.

>>34282628
>tfw you're in the same boat
>tfw you're so much of a goddamn man that you can hit a D#1 and belt from F2 up
wat do

>>34282734
The popular answer is 'she's a robot.'

The better answer is 'because one day, somehow, somepony's going to meet her and love her for the wonderful person she is, all the bullying and weird looks and nerd-shaming aside.'

>That feel when you hook up with a slightly chubby red head with a big ass and thunder thighs
>That feel when she has the personality of Pinkie Pie

>>34282746
>ilu lol

>>34282746
Pinkie: "Put your dick in it!"
Macho Man Randy Savage: "ARE YOU READY FOR A RUMBLE, IN THE VALENTINE ARENA, BROTHER?!"

>>34282723
One of them you'll have to get her husband's permission. (He'll say yes and laugh, and she'll yell at him.)

The other wants to move to Japan. She'll take a nice Christian man, thankyouverymuch.

>>34282743
he uploads pics from multiple streams every week and a half or so

>>34282746
>Rarity
>You're not worthy

>>34282743

10/10 use of reaction image

I'm still giggling as I write this

>>34282766
>>tfw you're so much of a goddamn man that you can hit a D#1 and belt from F2 up
Is that vocal termonology?

Pardon the ignorance, I don't sing much any more.

>>34282671
Dude, that picture is not all that fat.
Some people want her obese.
Really, we're all just projecting our own preferences and ideals onto these fictional characters.

>>34282753
>>34282760

YOU ALL DISGUST ME ON A PERSONAL LEVEL

>ITTY BITTY TWINKY PINKY

Am I the only one who doesn't know anything about tobasco or that other stuff? I've never even seen any of it before now

>>34282667
>Origins: Liberals, feminists, and social scientists
Stopped reading right there.
6/10

>>34282746
Twilight saying "you read me like a book, valentine"

>Fluffy pony stumbles into your house four hours after curfew.
>You rush to fluffy pony, demanding an explanation.
>"I dwank fow fowties of steew weserve...", says fluffly pony in between sporadic streams of vomit.
>You scold fluffy pony for its frenzied bender.
>Fluffy pony cries and poops itself before falling unconcious.
>Suddenly, a pop is heard as a second fluffy wriggles out of the overlapping layers of fluffy pony fluff.
>Fluffy pony was pregnant.
>Babby fluffy pony has stubby little legs and a malformed fluffy pony face. Fluffy pony wakes up and shrieks in horror at the monster it has wrought.
>You shush fluffly pony and expound upon the virtues of responsibility and making the most of poor decisions.
>Flffy pony gives up drinking and raises hideous abortion babby with pride.
>Fluffy pony becomes a national icon of addiction recovery and is loved by all.
>Fluffy pony forgets everything about it the next day because fluffy ponies have substandard brains.
>babby pony gurgles and poops.

>>34282815
It's a dying trend Winston is clinging on to for dear life.

>>34282796
>doesn't know that the Pinkie model is bigger than the rest

>>34282796
Chill out, I vehemently disagree with it as well, but you don't see me spergin' out about it.

>>34282815
>Tobasco

>>34282593
Oh, lord. I can imagine how it'd play out too. Buffalo would be the stereotypical odd one out, lanky and greasy but cute in a homely, provincial sort of way, standing at the far left just behind the two youngest siblings with his arm (or in this case, foreleg) slung around their mother's shoulders (or, well, withers). Dad and Mom would be in the middle, both smiling, Red and Green Pepper sauces. On their right there'd be Chipotle, the slicker-turned yuppie that left to move into the city a while back and now runs a used auto dealership, and certainly looks the part - shady, oily, repellent in a very professional, underhanded manner. And then the two bickering siblings, a boy and a girl - Habanero and Garlic Pepper -that look like Dorothy and Tom Sawyer respectively, in the same outfit (overalls) fighting with each other and misbehaving in front of the camera.

And last, but not least, the pitiful, direly ashamed eponymous Tabasco pony, standing slightly separate from the rest of the family, utterly mortified.

Too much thought, yeah, but now I can't stop thinking about Tabasco family.

>>34282746
RD: you make my heart race
AJ: be my apple dumpling
Pinkie: i'm sweet on you
rariity: Your MY diamond in the rough

>>34282815
probably not, although there must not be many of you. I've seen it mentioned often in the threads but I never bothered to read any of the greentext stories or save any of the pictures

>>34282834

ITS LATE, I AM ALLOWED TO BE LOUD NOW

>>34282769

>That feel when my first girlfriend(and the girl who took my 15 year old virginity) was exactly like Pinkie Pie
>You dumped her because it was fucking annoying, despite the great sex

I regret dumping her, 4 years later. That was some fantastic sex, man.

>>34282734
>Twist being perfect
>Not Celestia

>>34282823
>Implying fluffy ponies dont die of alcohol poisoning after half a shot

>>34282791
Yeah. D# and all that jazz denotes the note, the number denotes the octave. Disregard the "belt" part though. I originally thought it just meant to sing loudly, but it turns out it has a more specific definition!

>>34281949
>your my daimond in the rough
>your
It should be you're

>>34282828
>Legos.
>Taping tiny ponies by the tail to things.
>Treating her like a child in the first place.

Fuck, if Tabasco was real she would have murdered Winston by now.
Replaced his sugar with lye or some shit.

>>34282667
> refusing to accept that social expectations, behavior patterns are not all wildly distinct across multiple cultures
> 'gender' is something socially defined tacitly, biology defined to suit it
> being an obtuse motherfucker in 2012

Worthless.

>>34282746
this is harder than i thought

>>34282674
I just hate ketchup

>>34282795
>Diane Piekowicz is 160 lbs, works at a bakery, and jogs with you every day.
>Since you got married, every day has been paradise.
>(The nights are even better.)
>You go dancing on the weekends.
At three in the morning you wake up, open the drawer of the bedside table, and look at the diagnosis. She's never awake to see this, and never mentions how red your eyes are in the mornings.

>Put a funnel in fluffy pony's marshmallow fluff hole
>Pour in a substantial amount of alcohol
>Plug her anus
>Watch in glee as she slowly becomes more sluggish when trying to walk or play with her blocks
>She falls over
>"No feel fun... in tummy..."
>Watch as she slowly dies of alcohol poisoning

>>34282874
Those fucking heads

>>34282866
fuck, i hate it when i see that and i go and do it

>>34282874
Someone needs to make a ponified version of this already

>>34282667
that image is terrible, the mere presence of X and Y chromosomes have nothing to do with genetic expression and sexual development. Thats where hermaphrodites come from partial expressions of sexual genes leads to hormonal imbalances and a muddling of the sexual dimorphism that results. Even though hermaphrodites are an extreme example their is ample evidence that mixed expression of hormones during critical stages of development can result in people developing physiological one way and psychologically another (the genetic influences upon the brain and behavior are more concrete than most people believe). A man trapped in a womans body or vice versa is well within the realm of modern scientific explanations and discrimination should not be conflated with it. Insisting on only two genders because of X and Y chromosomes is deliberately turning a blind eye to what we know about the stages of growth and sexual development.

>>34282769
>That feel when your girlfriend has a fantastic ass and thighs
>That feel when she has the personality of Pinkie
>That feel when she agrees to roleplay as Pinkie
One more step, mang. You better take it, it's fucking fantastic.

>>34282822
Nice! I'll use that for Twilight's card.

>>34282844
>your

AAAAAAAHHHH YOU FUCKING MORON IT'S YOU'RE


ASSSSSSSSSSS

>>34282903

reason, what are you doing on the internet? you have no place here

>>34282845
Do you just hate having fun?
Some of the Tabasco fics (Winston notwithstanding) are kinda cute.

>>34282903
I love how they explicitly state brain scans line up with the 'right brain, wrong body' schema, but then flatly refuse to accept gender as an overarching concept as being socially construed.

Fucking worthless.

>>34282746
Celestia:WANNA FUCK ME?

Futashy makes me angry so much. Retards need to stop giving retards attention.

>>34282934
>Retards not giving themselves attention.
They are loud for a reason.

>>34282887
Fooey.

>>34282869
>Tabasco decides to be fendish one morning
>When you wake up and get some coffee and put some sugar in it, you hear chuckling from the spice cabinet
>You pretend to drink it and fake a gag, pretending to be angry at Tabasco
>You spend your day slightly groggy, but planning how get back at Tabasco
>You still have some bell peppers left
>While Tabasco is asleep, you grind up some bell peppers as well as some regular ones for her dinner
>You wake her up and present to her three little saucers of ground pepper, and tell her that she has to pick one and eat it
>She picks a bell pepper one, and you take the other two away, laughing as she gags on the taste of it
>She throws the little saucer at your face, putting her hands on her hips
>You concede and give her the normal pepper saucer, telling her you'll throw out all the non-bell peppers if she ever pulls that again

>>34282922
I burned out on pony fan fiction when I first joined the fandom and haven't read any since, I just don't care for it any longer

>>34282922
the green is hard to read and sometimes I just can't relate, like how I have no experience with tabasco

>>34282887
N-no. Not right when I'm going to bed.

>>34282934
Sadly, retards live to praise other retards...

see >>34282923
>>34282903

And no I don't have any interest to argue this topic at all; I'll never support that we make a "neutral" gender just for the sake of a extremely small minority.

>>34282908
I am fucking LITERALLY skeleton jelly right now.

>Not seeing the difference between gender, sex, and sexuality

>>34282965
>Hands on her hips.

>>34282975
I think you fail to see how structurally the image posted doubles back on its own premise.

"retards lieking retards, it's the work of libruls and fem'nists" doesn't help either.

>>34282987
FUCK
Well, that's what I get for writing >feels this late.
D'oh well.

>that feel when you were born a boy and became a man

So I have never had tabasco what is it like?

>>34283003
Its a hot sauce with a vinegar base.

>>34282975
> i have no interest in arguing the topic
> i'll just shitpost and make fun of anyone who disagrees with my shit-tier Republican chow sciencepasta

>>34282975
I was neuter transgendered, until I remembered a decision I had made way back when. I had decided not to be a man when my dad said I had to change in front of all the guys in the locker room.

>>34282988
Si

>>34283003

Shitty entry-level hotsauce.

So entry level that I use it when I'm out of eyedrops.

>>34283001

GTFO YOU CISGENDERED BREEDER!

>>34283003

It's vinegar, pepper, and salt.

That's it.

>>34282975
>Refusing to acknowledge scientific data proving you wrong because accepting change is hard.

O I C.

>>34283003
Shitty. It's sorta hot and tastes like vinegar. Because it is literally chillies and vinegar.

>>34282981
All I gotta say is that I've never given the whole "strawberries and cream" thing much thought until now.

>>34283028
And sometimes if you leave it alone for long enough the sauce separates.
>Much to Tabasco's horror.

>>34283034
> "strawberries and cream" thing
... Go on ...

>>34283001
I was born a man and became a brony, which is probably like a hundred thousand times more shameful than being transgendered.

>>34283032
I like red hot's better
though I don't think it has many more ingredients

>>34283003
The sauce is literally nothing but vinegar and peppers.
It basically just tastes like spiciness.

>Pinkie Pie drinking Tab

She doesn't seem like the type to go for sugarless...

...anything, really.

>>34283051
Are you really a brony?

Red Tabasco is shitty. The green Tabasco is pretty good.

>>34283061
>Try to feed Pinkie foods/drinks made with aspartame/artificial sweetner instead of sugar
>Forever on her shit-list

>>34282981
>Skeleton Jelly
Is it bad that It think of C'teno whenever I hear that?
Because that's literally what she is.

>>34282975
im the guy that posted the rebutal about genetics. I don't believe in that far left stuff about insisting on terminology and getting pissed about gender roles. But I don't appreciate people misrepresenting science to match their biases. Live and let live, if some dude cuts his dick off and lives as a dudette whats it to you?

>>34283048
I noticed my store sells trays that literally contain nothing but a bunch of strawberries and a dollop of whipped cream.
I will admit, I have been tempted by the devil tray, but I know I would catch hell in the break room getting my snack on with that.

>>34283048
>Go on...
Not much more to go on, really. I get to play grabass with "Pinkie" while eating strawberries and whipped cream off of her tits. Might up things to chocolate sauce, though.

>>34283071
Well maybe I dunno what the criteria is exactly.

I know I've fopped my dandy to pictures of Fluttershy more than once and that's pretty fucking shameful.

>>34283090
>>34283098
Truly this is a glorious time to be alive.

>>34283087

Spinal cords... don't flex like that. Not at a 90 degree angle.

>>34283061
>Not liking TAB.
Pinkie will never be a great mayor.

and what is winston?

>>34283100
You don't sound like one to me. Not really something you'd want to be though.

>>34283098
Does she do the voice?

>>34283123
A brand of cigarettes.

>>34283123
He is an exploding yellow van.
Don't say shit about him, he will turn your computer into a BOMB!

all this Pinkie

>Tell fluffy pony to run in a small circle until you say stop
>She starts running excitedly
>She's babbling about how this is so much fun
>You dont tell her to stop
>She keeps running
>She runs until she's too dizzy to stand
>She's lying on the ground, unable to tell what is up and what is down, still trying to run

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DPrrVoejUkQ#!

i like this twilight voice more than the original

>>34283137
She tries. It's close enough for me. Kinda falters once things get going, but yeah.

>>34283154
... And to think I've known kids who have done this.

>>34283117
>Implying this OC cares about biology or physics
>Implying that it is appearing that way because that's the only way you can comprehend it
Ia Ia C'teno phtagn!

>>34282866
why are you quoting me?

>>34283151
She's definitely my favorite. That's another great thing about this show. You've got six very distinct and different personalities, something for everyone.

/co/ how do I learn to take praise
what am I meant to do when I have people commenting on my bullshit >fanfiction telling me my absurd, rushed, only-there-for-makeup-sex rejection scene was touching and a realistic relationship
and they're wrong

not being hated is difficult when you hate yourself ;_;

>>34283087
can i rant for a sec?
you don't have to read but i just want to say

cteno really grinds my gears
she is the epitome of a shitty oc
>overly complicated oclor scheme
>human hair
>fucked up ears and tail
>wears a thong and socks constantly
>is a symbiote that hijacked a skeleton
am I missing something?
this is almost as bad as the oc that teleported a volcano inside of himself

but I suppose this is an embodiment of his art
awkward looking and covered in jelly

>>34283003
Pepper sauce with vinegar. Hot sauce hipsters rag on it for being the mainstream option, but it adds kick to your food and the vinegar flavor goes well with certain dishes. I like it a lot.

>>34283162
>posts Trixie while we were all having a Pinkie keen time

>>34283100
It's only shameful if you make it shameful. Just keep your masturbation to yourself and you'll be fine.

>strawberries
Eww
make them less crunchy somehow and I might actually try to taste them

>>34283165
SO FUCKING JEALOUS.

>>34283176
You are just jelly if his talent.

>>34283179

Pinkie don't give a shit

she knows shes the pinkest pony

>>34283089

Eh I'm sure the science and quotes in the picture are all BS honestly I didn't read it just saw the beginning of "science science science...and that's why you should tolerate dickcutters."

>live and let live

Honestly that's all you can do unless you want to live in rage mode your whole life. I'd prefer, "tolerate it's happening, but fuck you I won't accept it."

What the hell

>not getting a boner from rainbow dash

>>34283187
Crunchy strawberries?

You know we're not talking about Crunchberries, right?