>>34280795

>>34280834
Cheerilee grew out her hair. It looks nice.

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP

POST VALENTINE'S PONIES

REV UP YOUR SWEETIE BELLES, MOTHERFUCKERS

While I may be alone on Valentine's Day, I still have my cartoon ponies to comfort me.

>pone will get more love than you this Valentine's day

ponies love being other things apparently.

>>34280851

I bet it'd look cute in a pony tail.

>>34280851
She did her eyes cute too

>being all alone on valentine's day

I sincerely blah de blah

>>34280851
...That's not very nice, Jessy.

Is there a Celestia Valentines thing?
If so, please post it.
I need more Celestia images to be grossly incandescent. . .

http://www.livestream.com/phndraws
http://www.livestream.com/phndraws
http://www.livestream.com/phndraws
PHN is streaming art and showing Little Shop of Horrors!

I guess today would be the day to repost this thing I made a while ago that never got noticed.

>>34280834
>Fluttermac

If you got sucked up a plopped down in Equestria right this fucking second, would you end up trying to romance a pone? Which one, and how would you go about it?

Ponies as Monsters from Godzilla movies:
Fluttershy: Mothra
Dash: Rodan
Rarity: Biollante

Ponies as Wyverns from Monster Hunter:
Pinkie: Yian Kut- Ku

What else?

>>34280854
I'm posting unpopular ships and nobody's stopping me!

Oh god, I'm going to be the only gay guy alone on Valentine's Day. I have the day off work too, and my best friend is out with her boyfriend.

What episodes should I watch?

>>34280875

hhhnnnngggg

>>>/v/129479871

I wonder

>>34280879
You seem upset.

>>34280865
>pony tail

>>34280879
>anyone on 4chan
>nice

Get a load of this faggot.

>>34280879

>>34280881
I'm sure Joseco made something.

>>34280834
>>34280879
>supporting a dead ship

>>34280859
Being alone on valentine's day

>>34280882
>all the muscle on Trixie

whaaaat

>>34280894
I would become the night terror.

I would keep the ponies living in fear with my maniacal cackling every night.

>>34280897

>>34280914
Why you gotta be an asshole, Bugs?

Pony love you say? Okay!

>>34280914
Get a new reaction image already.

I love shipping!

HEY DICKHEAD

Why weren't the CMCs on the lookout for their own special someponies?

>>34280929
Hi BCS.

>>34280943
Because ew, cooties.

>>34280897
Allow me to help!

>>34280938

Who are you and what have you done to sweetie.

Also I guess we're shipping tonight?

>>34280914
I don't know who you are but my you tickle my funny.

Please continue.

>>34280929

>>34280943
Because what kind of pony could ever love a Blank Flank?

Also, Alpha Sweetie Belle is best Sweetie Belle.

>>34280899
No, man, I know that feel. Aside from meeting up with a group to get work done I'm spending the day at home, with friends on Skype. I'm not at all fussed about that, but I would love to be able to think of something to do to pass the time that isn't work.

>>34280863
be my fauxlentine, anon

Going to dump a shitload of feel fics I wrote tomorrow.
So far I got a
Fluttershy x 2 feel fics
AJ x 1 feel fic
Luna x 2 Feel fics
Rarity 1 feel fic

which one should I do next

>>34280899
Watch all of them in a row.
It will take between 14 and 15 hours, but fuck it, you said you aren't doing anything.

>>34280938
You are a disgrace to all Sweetieanons. Turn in your badge and get out!

>current ship is cheerilee x bigmac

>>34280929
Who is the artist of these? I really like the way they draw ponies.

>>34280960
Hypnosis porn is not shipping.

>>34280977
Twilight duh, what time is the dump going to be I sure could go for some feels tomorrow night

>>34280956
Who's BCS?

>>34280960
MORE DELCIOUS TWINKIE

>>34280937
>not being wise with your hard drive space

>>34280940
>implying it's not duck season

>>34280967

>>34280986
Buttercup Saiyan

Famous for doing a flash collab with Zone and being a furry.

posting best ship

>Valentines General?
Blush General.
GO GO GO

Too many faggots crying about being alone on Valentine's.

Post more pony.

>>34280894
That really depends on what sucked me up, and how good it was at sucking.

>>34281008
Unpopular ships?

Don't mind if I do!

>>34281009
>Flash collab with Zone
Oh really? Which one?

>>34280977
Do a Pinkie one, please.

>>34281009
As long as they keep making shipping pics that awesome, I don't care how furry they are

But collabing with Zone is unforgivable

>>34280992
8 or so eastern time, twilight it is doubles decide setting

>>34281015
SO fucking sexy, man.

who's hoping for another early episode leak from iTunes?

>>34281021

Twilight has blushed the most this season.

>>34281005
I beg to differ.

>>34281021
WHO HAS JJ ON SPEED DIAL?

>>34281034
The one with Midna.

>>34281038
Library/room

>implying this ship is dead

>>34281054
Ah, thanks.

>>34281005
This is some good shit., right Bugs?

>>34281045
Pinkie will never blush

>>34281050
His Valentine's Day picture will be all of the ships, but you won't be able to see all of them because the entire photo will be consumed by blush.

>>34281060
>Implying this ship was ever born

>>34281060
It should be.

I on ship TwiXMe all other ships are lame and gay

Can we start dumping Valentines cards now? I have no pony Valentines cards.

>>34281076
>Pinkie blushes blue

>>34281029
Discord sucked you up and, while the sucking was nearly seamless, the plopping was rather abrupt.

>>34281076
Maybe she does but she's so pink you can't notice.

>That fluffy pony amputation fic
Wow. I dont even know how to feel after that.
Write more.

>>34281076

I don't even think Rarity's counts as a blush, she was just flushed with rage. Where's my legit Rarity blush, hasbro?

>>34281038
Royal dance, twilight doesn't have a date so you offer

>>34281094
Shit nigga, we need pony valentine's cards.

I can't think of anything.

>>34281074
>Implying The Iron Giant wasn't a piece of overrated garbage

>>34280997
Aaaand that's it for decent Twipie. Ain't it a shame?

>>34281060
>noone admit this ship

>>34281107
I like that idea, I'll just do this

>>34281076
Pinkie is always blushing
Full body
She's actually a cream colour

It's a painful genetic condition.

>>34281038
Zecora's jungle hut.

>>34281105
Can't say I care for the subject material much.

>>34281113

>>34281105
Uhh...

>>34281060
because twilight is mah waifu

>>34281113
>Iron Giant
>Over rated
>Garbage

OH THAT IS THE LAST STRAW

>>34281113

>>34281102
It's late but I guess I could. Give me an outline to go from.

>>34281114
dem faces

>>34281136
Use that as a reference, I thought it might be neat to see her sucking instead of licking but it as you can see didn't work out too well.

>>34281136

>>34281138

Twilight is 'erryones waifu

>>34281138
>human twilight dancing
>not doing the elaine benes dance

>>34280932

>>34281115
I love one way ships


have your JJ blush fix

>>34281113
>Implying Bugs wasn't a homosexual, cross-dressing rabbit

>>34281110
Hold on let me go to deviantart to find something, there we go

>>34281041
Why? So I can get it a few days early? Meh. I'm content with one a week. (I realize the gap that is coming.)

Doubtful it'll happen. They probably fired the guy who didn't realize it was 2012.

>>34280977
I vote luna

>>34281113
Hey, what are you guys talking about?

>>34281149
fluffy pony goes all brain dead and stuff like that an the main character guy has to feed her jello by hand to keep her alive

>>34281162
I thought that's what they were referencing with her dancing

>>34281138
NA UH SHE WAS MINE FIRST BACK OFF FAGGOT

>>34281169
Wow.

How incredibly bland. WE NEED SOMETHING WITH HUMOR BRO.

>>34281159
Was the text really necessary?

>>34281167
>implying there's anything wrong with taht

>>34281135
>>34281144
>>34281148
>Having shit taste in animation

>>34281110
EqD had some Pony Valentine's Cards. Some of them were pretty good:

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/02/tons-of-pony-valentines.html

>>34281196
It's the only version I have, but yeah it would be better without it.

>>34281203
Why does Rarity look like a fembo-
>onta
nevermind

>>34281209
>Having shit taste at life

UNACCEPTABRU

YOU'RE ASKING FOR A DING DONG BANNU

what the fuck is going on?

>>34281159

>>34281167
HeyDeancanIhavesomemorecoffee?

>>34281165
BEHOLD

>>34281181
Tell me how she becomes vegetative and I'll give it a whirl.

>>34281203
That is not a rabbit.

>>34281223
Because... he IS a femboy? Dat's a dude, dude.

>>34281236
PONIES

>>34281247

NOT ENOUGH BLUSH. THE BLUSH MUST FLOW.

>>34281247
MORE

>>34281177
Whatever it is they should stop it.

>shipping

>>34281268
what's the plan, boss?

>>34280914
>implying it wasn't dead long before the episode

And what's this 'supporting'? It's something I enjoy.

>>34281242
No.
Get fucked.

>>34281268
there is no plan

Jessy destroyed my plan

>>34281209
Yesssss more. Rustle all the Jimmies bugs.

>>34281276
>>34281280

>>34281259
>shipping
>bad opinion bugs
>ponies
I don't think so, boss

>>34281276
The plan is SHIPPING

Why? Because.

>>34281249
she forgets to breathe for a while and kills off her brain?

>>34281005
>>34281074
>>34281113
>>34281167
>>34281177
>>34281209
>>34281266


NOW CUT THAT OUT

>Not getting whyboners
>2012
shiggy diggy

>come home from a long day at work
>fluffy pony is nowhere to be found
>you hear a whimpering coming from the living room
>you find her curled up on the floor, twitching
>she says she thinks she's sick
>you pick her up to cradle her, shushing her and calming her down
>she says her body feels weird
>you notice her tiny hips gyrating
>the realization hits you along with the scent, heavy and sweet
>you can feel your cock start to stiffen, uncomfortably tight in your pants
>you lie her on your lap and tell her you know how to make her better
>she asks if you have medicine
>you bite your lip and nod
>rubbing her belly, you part her fluff until you find the source of her woes
>her lips are slick and swollen, heavy in heat
>you slip two fingers in slowly, hearing her gasp and squeal
>as you work them she gets more into it, panting as she rides your fingers
>unable to bear it any longer, you unzip your pants and whip it out
>sitting her upright on your lap, you tell her to relax
>she moans and nods, her eyes half-lidded
>with relative ease, you slowly glide her down on your cock
>with your hands on her sides, you lift her up again, then bring her down, then up, and down...
>she's moaning louder now, her little hooves flailing wildly.
>she comes first, squealing and flailing, her body tensing up
>you're not far behind, holding her down on to your cock one last time as you blow your load, seeing her belly swell slightly.
>after just a moment, her eyes dart open in surprise
>you can hear the *PFF* as her fluff poofs out a few more inches around
>she nuzzles your nose and jumps off your lap, absorbed in something else entirely
>"Ball! Ball!"

>>34281262
>>34281261
BETTER?!?!??

lesbian pony love is the best

>>34281307
SO MUCH COFFEE

Do people seriously give a fuck about the opinion of a crossdressing furry that lives with his duck boyfriend?

Do you guys ever capture amusing greentexts or 5 star posts?

>>34281266
I dunno man.
Let it run its course. It'll stop soon enough.

Does /co/ like my pony?

>>34281317
MOAARR

NOT ENOUGH

>>34281316
>Reposting this
>2012

>Even Tabasco has a valentine.
>Forever alone.

>drinking coffee

>>34281234
>Having shit taste at life
>Implying that's possible

>>34281290
>Implying you have a reason to not blow your brains out right here and now

>>34281298
>Pinkiedash
>Dashfire
All it's missing is Appledash and then it could be like the holy trinity of terrible ships!

>>34281279
You can't handle this.

>>34281337
your filename suggests you didn't actually make that

>>34281317
Here let a pro handle it, this is the required blush for any JJ pic

>>34281333
JESUS CHRIST STOP ANTAGONIZING THEM

>>34281344
STOP THAT SHIT

>>34281344
Come at me bugs.

You ain't got shit on me. I'm anonymous.

I know who you are, you cross dressing faggot.

>>34281340

Deal w/ it nerd

>>34281354
fuckin' gold

>>34281354
needs moar blush

>>34281348
I handled your mom.

>>34281345
#dealwithitnerd

>>34281366
>Not wearing dresses from time to time to see if they make you look pretty.
They do.

Dont worry /co/. The Mayans say the world ends in December of this year. That means this is your last lonely Valentines day.

>>34281343
>not enjoying the bitter sea of bliss
Now, that's depressing to think about

>>34281332
Of course.

>>34281354
Perfect.

Well done.

>>34281343
>Being an underageb&

>>34281357
>Getting mad on the internet

>>34281366
>Implying I'm not anonymous

>>34281177
>that file name
I had to. Another for the pile.

>>34281316

>>34281239

I totally agree. You did not have to add more to this pointless conversation.

>>34281396
The Mayans were faggits

>>34281402
Get out of here bugs.

>>34281344
Dam, you're right.

>>34281396
no

NO

THE MAYAN CALENDER RESETS

THAT IS ALL

>>34281343
>Not drinking coffee
>Two thousand and twelve

>>34281384
Wait what

>that feel when Kierz finally talks
Pic fucking related.

>>34281418
You cannot deny this.

You know it to be true. Enjoy your final Valentine's day.

>>34281402
>Needed someone to photoshop an hand in that picture

What's the matter bugs? Can't even handle your own coffee?

what are we gonna do in the thread

>>34281424
Twice, nigga.

>Rope

>>34281388
'S true bro.

>>34281453
pomf

>>34281453
I KNOW!
WE CAN RE POST SHITTY FLUFFY PONY STORIES!

>>34281453
Deananon and Bugsanon are fighting for the fate of coffee everywhere
We've got ringside seats

This is /co/ as I remember it

>>34281453
>>34281465
Share our woes of Valentine's Day.

>>34281453
=3

>>34281474
I know how you feel.

Tabasco pone would be much better.

>>34281415
>Telling me what to do on an anonymous image board

>>34281425
>Using Nigel Thornberry as pic related

>>34281442
>Implying I'm Bugs bunny
>while you're rping that fag from Iron giant

>>34281404
That's just going too far, man

>>34281463
HNNNNNNNNNG

>>34281478
>woe's
>implying my mom didn't buy me my own bag of caramel filled chocolate hearts yesterday
haha look at all you plebes with your no bag of chocolate hearts

>>34281442
IT'S MY HAND, TOO, DAMMIT!
LOOK!

>>34281486
>he hasn't heard Kierz talk

>>34281440
hey man, whatever, you go have fun looting, I'll be the one not in jail on December 23rd

>>34281509
>>34281425
I really don't sound like Nigel.

>that feel when I actually wrote a decent AJ fapfic
>that feel when it will never happen in the real world

>>34281486
>Implying you're not RPing a fag from a Warner Brothers' cartoon
>Implying I'm not RPing anonymous

>>34281480
Oh we gonna have some FUN tonight...

What does Sweetie think of
>Flarity

>>34281535
YOU DO THIS WITH YOUR HANDS
YOU DO THIS WITH YOUR HANDS
YOU DO THIS WITH YOUR HANDS

Whaddya think?

You are now a pony. Describe yourself. (second post)

>>34281541
Did you post it somewhere?

>>34281550
>Twilight is upset that neither of them want to stare at her ass.
>Also Twilight confirmed for now knowing how to sit on a bench.

>>34281541

>That feel when you're trying to get us to ask for it
>That feel when it's not gonna happen

>>34281486
Sorry, man. You're just not worth my words anymore.

>>34281545
What did you have in mind?

>>34281486
NOW, you get along with the thread you furry bastard posting dick.

>>34281561
curse my existence

>>34281333
>>34281177
>>34281406
>>34281404
>>34281402
>>34281397
>>34281384
>drinking coffee
>in 2012

>>34281561
well, pony I guess

>>34281546

>>34281571
A few things...

>>34281564
Do you all want it now? I was going to post it later

>>34281576
>not starting your morning with a 4 shot screwdriver

>>34281561
I HAVE A GIANT YELLOW HAT, BROTHER.
AND A CHAMPIONSHIP BELT THAT I WON IN MY BATTLES IN THE RUMBLE ARENA.

>>34281561
I am gray with a long, greasy, brown mane.
I have the eyes of Sleepy Head.
My cutie mark is Space Ghost with a coffee cup.

>>34281454
shit

For Dooks.

>>34281576
Fuck your shit, coffee and chicory for the fuckin' win daily.

>>34281477
>Calling me Bugsanon

>>34281491
>Having a heart attack at two horses holding hooves

>>34281542
>Implying RPing and reaction image mean the same thing

>>34281572
>Getting mad at me and telling me to just get alone with faggots such as yourself

>>34281561
I have 4 legs and hooves and am covered in fur

>>34281576
I wouldn't expect someone as uncouth as you to understand.

>>34281501
>getting chocolate from mother
Is she dtf?

>>34281298
>Pinkiedash
>Spitbow
Okay, wow, I don't like this plan so much any more.

>>34281291

>>34281596
>implying chocolate isn't to equines a more potent stimulant than alcohol is to humans/rabbits

>Summer is wrapping up quickly
>Applejack is working furiously to get in all the apples she can before the cold snap and the apples are lost
>"Anon, I need yer help. Big Mac threw out his back and I am close ta finishin' up the last orchard, but I needs some help."
>"Oh gee AJ I would love to but I-"
>"PLEASE anon! Rainbow is tied up at work getting the weather reports together, twilight is busy with some assignment, and yer the only one who can actually carry enough to make a dent in it!" I'll Make it worth yer while, I'll give ya some cider, jam an pie I promise"
>She is obviously in distress
>"Oh all right AJ I'll help"
>"Oh Goodie, just meet me this Saturday at mah place 5am sharp now, ya hear!?"
>"Oh, 5 am uhh yeah ok..."
>She takes off back to the farm back to work
>Saturday comes you get up before the sun and drive, your energy drinks haven't kicked in yet
>"well there ya are, I was worried you wouldn't make it!"
>You look at your phone, 5:05 "... Welp, where do we start, this tree?"
>"Oh no sugarcube, we gotta take a drive out to the edge of the orchard, comeon help me get these baskets into the back of the truck"
>After loading the the truck full you both hop in and drive down the dirt road to the fartherst part of her land
don't have an AJ photos so this will do, the build up is a bit long

>>34281587
Hello pony. You are a young stallion, sharing a rented house in Ponyville. Your roommate is straight (like you).

There was a sock on the doorknob. The sunset is magnificent. You are alone.

>Drinking coffee.
>Not just dumping Tabasco in your eyes.
You casual faggots.

>>34281589
Self-cest is not an opinion you stupid piece of shit.

>>34280929
>>34280854
A Valentine's Day with Pinkie is a fine day indeed.

And, hey, admitting DAT ASS doesn't make a day any less romantic necessarily.

>>34281626
>"well here we are, let's get started!"
>"For an extra bonus if ya get more baskets filled than me I'll crack open the bottle of hard cider I got from last year, private stock of course"
>She takes that and her lunch to a small shed near the truck for later
>"Oh you are so on"
>"Well, you ready to walk that talk? We got 'bout 24 trees that need picken before the day is over, rainbow says a stormy cold front is movin in so let's get this done before that brings the rains."
>Probably the last warm day of the year before the cold snap. As the sun peaks up over the mountains as you finish the first tree, you feel it start to warm up the air around you
>"Comeon anon the suns comen up we gotta make sure we get as many as we can"
>You look at your watch again 6:45, it's going to be a long day, contemplating in your head at this rate you will both be done around 7-8
>As the sun raises higher the temperature does too
>Your shirt being soaked to just decide to lose it, AJ rolls hers up to accommodate too
>Around 2 you reach the half way mark, "Alright anon, let's break for lunch we ain't gunna work as well if we're on an empty stomach"
>You walk your barrels back to the tuck, loading them up.
>"Well now, I guess we better take this batch back up huh, I am surprised anon you really must want that cider, you seem to be keepin up just fine."
>"Oh, That totally slipped my mind, just thinking the sooner I get this done the sooner I can get out of this heat"
>"Ha, That's what I like bout ya anon always stayin positive!" As she gives you a nice warm smile
>Come on now, we can eat and drive!
>You get back to the main barn Appleboom brings out some nice cold lemonade for you

>>34281630
>Not having a stein full of whiskey and a lemon slice for breakfast
You don't eat the lemon slice.

>>34281589
MAH PENIS IT GROWS

>>34281622
Any fucking where Spitfire involved is always good.
Fuck you, and fuck your opinions

>>34281566
M...my ass is right THERE!

Why is no one looking at it!?

>>34281615
> I'm using Bugs Bunny, I'm like totally edgy for 1950, eh doc?

GO.
FUCK.
A.
TREE.

>this thread

>>34281663
SpitfirexRainbowxFluttershyxTwilight foursome

y/n?

>>34281654
>"Hi, big sis!"
>"H-hi, anon!" she mutters blushing as she looks at you
>"Oh thank you for the lemonade Appleboom, we appreciate it"
>"not a problem! I better get back to granny preppin the ingredients for cider and jam"
>"T-take care anon" as she runs off taking a glance back at you before she goes back inside
>"Crazy kid, I think she may have a crush on ya! Better watch out she might scare way all the other girls after ya"
>You notice AJ eyeing you out the corner of your eye
>"Hehe, ya right... crazy kid... come on let's get back to work"
>"Right on anon!, gotta stay on task, come on just the other half!"
> Riding back you both get hard back to work the heat of the day slowing you a bit
>You spend the day taking comical jabs about who is working harder, the upcoming weather, and random things in general
>5pm hits a cool breeze lets over you, and a nice shade
>"Ah shoot," AJ replies "Come on anon we gotta hurry!" She points to the west, see here those cloud tops we gotta pick up the pace!"
>6 more trees 3 each
>6:30 hits and the cloud tops are fully blocking the sun and the wind has picked up
>"Hold on anon I'll get some better light!"
>She runs to the truck turning on the front light
>8pm hits and you finally got all the apples in, just as the first few rain drops hit
>"Phew! anon we did it, I promise you'll get the best cider of this season, mark ma words!"
>You load up the last barrels into the car
>She tries to start it... It won't turn over, the lights drained the battery too much
>"Dangit! No-no-no-no"

>>34281624
Alcohol is a depressant, not a stimulant

It's not great. Oh well.

>Fluffy pony had a little accident today
>From what you can tell, she forgot to inhale for a while, and spent a minute or two without oxygen
>Somehow she didn’t die
>You took her to the vet
>He was amazed she was still alive on some level
>Sadly, most of her brain had died from lack of oxygen
>Fluffy pony is brain dead
>She doesn’t talk or giggle anymore
>She just sits there, staring into space and drooling
>The doctor says she doesn’t need to be hooked up to life support
>You just need to feed her a serving of jello from a tube twice a day (along with some water), and occasionally squeeze her to let her urinate and defecate
>You take her home and get to work
>You cut a hole in the bottom of her highchair, and place the chair over her litter box
>You sit fluffy pony upright in the chair, using some zip ties to hold her in place
>You make a bowl of jello and place it in the refrigerator to coagulate
>You use your fingers to open fluffy pony's mouth
>You push the plastic funnel down her throat a little, giving a straight shot to her stomach, but not far enough in to block her air
>You give her stomach an experimental squeeze
>Sure enough, fluffy pellets fall out of her bottom
>And so she sat there for days on end
>Every morning and evening you'd stuff jello down the funnel, clean the drool from her face, and squeeze her fluffy little tummy to make her relieve herself
>The jello oozes down the tube, squelching a little
>You always make grape jello. It was her favorite flavor.
>You hate to see her like this. You spend your nights looking through your photo album
>She used to be so happy and joyful, always giggling and babbling and getting into trouble
>Never again
>It hurts to see her like this
>You could end it all. End her suffering.
>Do you choose to stop feeding her?

>>34281666
SATAN IS RIGHT!
MORE COFFEE!

>>34281678
You sick fuck.

>>34281589
This is the cutest picture I've seen in ages.

>>34281615
>series of reaction images containing a single character
>not avatarfagging
>that char is an anthopomorphic rabbit
>not a furfag

Hey just a thought.
If you were discovered alone on V-day, and a male brony offered you a sympathetic embrace, nothing more, would you take it?

>>34281634

>>34281633
My eyes have no tastebuds.
I drink it for the taste.

>>34281679
>You see the sheets of rain come over the hills
>"We were so close anon, if we can't get these apples in somewhere safe there gunna spoil faster!"
>You look around... the shed!
>"Why don't we host them in the shed tonight?"
>"Good Idea anon, I knew I brought you for a reason!"
>You hurry the apples in the rain drenching you both
>"This should keep them fine! but I don't know how we are gonna get back to the house...." It's at least a 5 minute drive and that truck needs a jump, 10-20minutes or longer walking"
>BOOM, as the first strikes hit, letting open the rainclouds, hail also starts falling walking back is not going to happen
>"Well, this is going to be fun..."
>"Hold on to your horses anon, we keep some blankets and oil lamps in here for just such an occasion"
>She throws a few blankets on top of bunch of hay, "Alright anon it ain't pretty but this should do"
>You both lay down exhausted, "Whep, well anon want a drink?!"
>popping open the bottle and pouring a toast, "To us!" you both share a few drinks
>"Oh yeah, that sure hits the spot" Aj proclaims
> You notice her wet, tan body glisten in the oil lamps light, and stare for a moment
>"ya know, if ya take a picture it will last longer"
>noticing you both are a bit more loosen up you jokingly you pull out your phone and take a picture
>"Give me that ya jackass" She says laughingly

>>34281677
Remove Twilight and Fluttershy, because fuck, those two are weak. Add any other ponae

>>34281622
Terse, you've got like a serious problem with wrong opinions.

>Putting horses in relationships for your own purposes

>>34281665
>Implying I'm trying to be edgy

>>34281666
>Implying Satan uses garry's mod

>>34281657
You don't want to be alone; you don't want to feel sour all night, and end up with that empty feeling as you fall asleep.

Suddenly you hear two voices giggling. A pink earthpony with a poofy mane bounces by, and that yellow pegasus that doesn't say much. Both are smiling and chatting about something.

(second post.)

>>34281704
>"Hey you wanted me to take the picture" As she tries to grab the phone out of your hand
>You yank to phone to the other side, and wrestle jokingly for the phone
>She finds herself on top you, you pull the phone above your head, your eyes lock, the struggle for the phone stops,
>"O- Anon I uhh heh look at how silly we both look..."
>Her chest breathing heavily, her face red
>"Should I...stop?"
>N-no, besides I did say I would make it worth your while..." She says as she runs her hands up your bare chest, onwards to your shoulders
> she works her way down to your zipper, slowly undoing it, she works her way out of her shorts.
>As you enter her she adjusts herself to accommodate for you entering, she proceeds to hold her mouth shut letting small moans out
>She starts to ride you cow girl style
>She starts off slow, taking off her hat she puts it over her chest, popping her shirt of behind her hat, she teases you for the sight of those large, daisy duke breasts
>As the teasing continues, revealing more as you get more aggressive with your motions
>"Whoo-wee, there ya go anon, I ride bulls for fun ya know, try to knock me off from ontop of ya and I might just tell big mac you picked more apples than me!"
>"Oh it is on"

>>34281703
>Not having eyes with tastebuds.
God must have laughed when he made your pathetic ass.

>>34281709
k

>>34281700
NO. The fucker smells like Cheeto's and a four-day ponies-and-caffeine bender.

Maybe a handshake, I guess, or a Toblerone Single.

>>34281720
>She rides you the sex getting more aggressive, Oh, mah come-on anon don't let up now almost there, your all most there, I-I am almost, a-a-mosts theeerrree
>She lets out a monsterous moan as you come together
> After a little bit she looks back at you...
>"T-that... a-all... you got?"
> with a smirk you flip her onto the blanket, proceeding to mount her doggie style
>"Now That's what I am talkin 'bout!"
>You are ramming her, as hard and fast you can you aren't sure where the energy is coming from you should be dead tired after today
>Applejack is begging for more, it only drives your desires more
>You aren't sure if it is the fact you are in a barn, the thunder, or the cider but you only get more animalistic in your sex, driving her harder, squeezing her breasts till she moans, lowering her head into the cloth rubbing the back of her head driving her crazy for you
>"Y-y-y-es!" as you feel her give way under you.
>"Well now... This ain't a day I'll be forgettin any time soon"
>"Y-yea, this was one hell of a day"
>"You up fer some sweet cherry pie anon?"

>>34281700

my local cajun cafe is celebrating Mardi Gras the entire week. They're serving 3$ frozen hurricanes all week long.

>good bye liver, it's been fun.

>anyone have Mardi Gras ponies?

>>34281703
>Drinking coffee for the taste

>>34281666

DAMMIT ANON.

>>34281686

Needs more manual pooping your fluffy pony.

Also I keep feeding her.

>not posting pone in pony thread
>cupfags, cupfags everywhere!

>>34281700
A hug from a stranger?
unless he had his dick out why would i say no?

>>34281615

>>34281714
>Not putting horses in relationships for our own purposes

Look at this contradictory faggot

>>34281740
>"Shure" Not quite the pie you had in mind as she sits on your face, proceeding into a full 69 position
>You proceed to eat each other out as both let out moans
>To the point where neither of you could cum another time, you roll beside eachother
>The rain has let up a bit now and the cool air is setting in, your clothes still soaked probably wouldn't be a good thing to be put on
>AJ rests her head on you, putting her arms around your chest, "Comeon, ya don't want me to catch a cold do ya"
>You wrap the blankets around you both and proceed to snuggle the rest of the night every so often woken up by a boom or too of thunder, where you find her still wrapped tightly around your chest

First time writing :/ not sure how good it is

>>34281758
> On a very special episode of The Rescue Rangers ...

ALL MY FUCKING MONEY.

>>34281761
Why wouldn't he have his dick out?

>>34281663
>>34281711
It's an illness!

>>34281758
>That greentext fic where Anon set out mouse traps only to realize his house was infested with Rarity mice.
>As the traps started going off.

>>34281716
(Quest ends at limits. This counts as first response.)

>>34281772
It was terrible. Just God-awful. I want to sick the witch-dyke on you but I'm fairly certain she'd just puke up your corpse on the rug outside my bedroom door and I'd step in it tomorrow morning and have to wash the goop off my feet.

>>34281783
covering my bases anon
covering my bases

>>34281773
wait

ponies AND gadget hackwrench?

>>34281695
>Being a shithead who avatarfags
>Implying you didn't watch Loony Tunes growing up
>Implying I'm a furfag

>>34281750
>Saving and/or making that gif

>>34281790
o-ok

>>34281761
What if he had his dick in his pants but had an abvious raging boner?

>>34281784
Tell me some more of your opinions. I'm quit interested.

>>34281772
>How to Apples

I want to read this book. Bonus points if someone mods it into Skyrim.

>>34281818
As long as he isn't a skeleton.

>>34281807
I'm throwing money at the screen but nothing's happening!

> that feeling when Spike would probably try to eat them at the word 'go'
> that feeling when he'd bitch because they'd all taste delicious with ketchup

>Posting tl;dr greentext stories

>>34281809
>itty bitty twinky pinky

>>34281818
I don't think so tim

>>34281824
>15 pages long.
>All is says is "Apples"
>Increases alchemy.

>>34281809
>Implying that's avatarfagging
>Implying I didn't watch good cartoons
>Implying we're not all furfags
>Not saving and/or making that gif

>>34281838
I miss the old macdonald's greentext stories
yeah they were all the same but still

>>34281813
Actually pretty good, I am sure others agree, this is MLP:late night edition anyways, I don't like AJ but loved that

>>34281847
>inventory is filled with apples
>one of them is green

>>34281686
The idea of manually pooping a fluffy pony is growing on me. This is a bad thing.

Hello MLPG!

What's on the agenda tonight?

>>34281842
... If I turned around and saw Pinkie giving anyone that look I'd spit-take.

If she did that to me I'd choke to death on whatever cupcake I was gnawing on.

>>34281869
Coffee

>>34281852
>implying same anon
Good try there bugs. Your mastery of disguise into the opposite sex is once again stunning.

>>34281869
it's rough in here right now

>>34281871
why did i laugh

>>34281867

I hate to admit it, but it's really grown on me too.

It's not a scat fetish, far from it, it's just something about manually pooping something so tiny and fragile..

>>34281869
if all goes well, I should have a bundle of dope tomorrow afternoon so I can forget about my problems

>>34281869
>Announcing you entered this god forsaken thread

>>34281871
>fucking with my pic

>>34281869
Fucking this.
>34281871

>>34281806
Too late. As he wraps his hairy, sweaty arms around you feel his flaccid man-meat rub against your leg. You try to push him away but this only makes him hold onto you harder and blood surge in his member making it grow. Disgusted, you try with all might to shove him off but you both fall over. Three hundred and fifty pounds of fat land on top of your frail body. That is not the worst of it. . .You feel him humping.

>>34281842
Now I can't get the idea out of my head that's a euphemism.

>>34281883
>Reposting this
>2012

Wait guys, I can do it too!...wait...dammit

>>34281895
> being a dipshit furfaggot Looney Toons molesting imagespammer eating up the image limit for ponies at 2am CST on Valentine's

Wow

Verily, ye must be a god.

NEW HORSE WHERE

NEW HORSE WHERE?

>>34281838
>>34281838
>greentexting at all

>>34281847
I'm imagining Applejack reading a book that is just pages filled with the word "Apples" over and over again, and it's basically a porno story to her.

>>34281911
> "little itty bitty twinkie pinkie"
Well
I guess 'twinkie' could be a verb
And it could be a euphemism for enthusiastic masturbation
But otherwise it feels like a stretch

>>34281918
>Implying I give a fuck about central standard time

>>34281885
I wonder what happens if Randy Savage manually made a fluffy pony poop.
>"LOOKS LIKE THIS LITTLE BROTHER NEEDS SOME HELP!"
>With a massive blow from one of his hairy fists, the macho man connects with the fluffy pony's midsection, sending it, and shit, flying everywhere.
>"BOOM, YEAH!"

>>34281885
It's not a scat fetish, far from it, it's just something about manually pooping something so tiny and fragile..
>it's just something about manually pooping something so tiny and fragile..
>something about [...] pooping something so tiny and fragile..

WHAT THE FUCK ANONYMOUS.

>>34281940
Can she make it wink?

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>>34281716
You can't say a thing. Tears well up in the corners of your eyes. Yet another year, your heart beating alone and your hooves empty. Dejected, you go back to the house.

The sock is gone. You push the door open, and find your roommate has left.

The house smells of loving and sweat. You scrunch your nose; the stink only gets worse.

They used your bed.

-end-

>>34281946
Yes. That's what I was talking about.