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No. 34280570 >>34279783 >Yesterday you had a real scare with fluffy pony >She almost set herself on fire >Before that she almost drowned multiple times >You're supposed to keep her in what most fluffy pony owners call a "safety room," a room where every surface is padded. No furniture is kept in the safety room. >There is an alternative way to keep fluffy ponies from hurting themselves >The fluffy pony's four legs are amputated >Usually this procedure is done by a vet, but it is also very expensive. There are a number of guides on the internet to doing it yourself >Many people report the fluffy pony being completely fine afterwards, as long as the procedure is done quickly >You've made up your mind. Everything is prepared and ready to go >You call fluffy pony >She runs to you, smashing into a door frame on the way there with a little "oopsie" >You sigh a little. At least, after this, she wont be hurting herself anymore >You ask her she wants to play a game >She nods excitedly, saying she loves games more than anything, except you of course >You tell her the rules are to be a good pony and do whatever you tell her to >She nods >You have a wooden board with several leather straps on it >Fluffy pony is excited. She asks where the dice are (fluffy pony is accustomed to playing board games with dice and cards) >You tell her this game doesn’t have any dice. You tell her to lie down >She of course does so obediently. Fluffy pony would do anything for you >You fix the straps around her chest, stomach, legs, and forehead >You tickle her a little to calm her down >You pull out her favorite bandana - patterned with ducks and hearts- and blindfold her >She babbles to herself, wondering what you're going to do next, before you stuff the gag into her mouth >You grab the gardening shears and take a deep breath 
