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    122 KB MLP General Glaive 02/13/12(Mon)22:58 No.34275170  
    Twilight Sparkle is going to meet her future self, how far into the future is this future Twilight gonna be?
    >> SirSlush !!o/A7TKbf5vi 02/13/12(Mon)22:58 No.34275200
    >rape
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)22:59 No.34275209
    after the show is canceled.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)22:59 No.34275219
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    >>34275160
    >Sparkler
    >> Sparkler 02/13/12(Mon)22:59 No.34275223
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    >rape
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)22:59 No.34275227
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    >> Sparkler 02/13/12(Mon)23:00 No.34275277
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    >>34275219
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:01 No.34275287
    >rape
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 02/13/12(Mon)23:01 No.34275299
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    >>34275170

    Pretty far in the future.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:01 No.34275303
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    >>34275277
    >sparkler
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:02 No.34275309
    >>34275299
    >Princess Ywilight

    NOOOOOO!
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:02 No.34275310
    >>34275170
    Cyborg Princess Twilight
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:02 No.34275342
    Someone write about fluffy pony getting velcro stuck to her and freaking out.
    >> Nonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:02 No.34275348
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    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:03 No.34275356
    She's come to warn her past self not to let Pinkie use the behilit
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:03 No.34275359
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    >Average reaction to Sparkler's Daring Do fantasies
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:03 No.34275361
    >>34275142
    >>34275165
    >>34275182
    It's times like these I realize that I've been on /co/ for way too long.
    >> Sparkler 02/13/12(Mon)23:03 No.34275368
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    >>34275303
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:03 No.34275378
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    > new equine
    > not new horse

    newfag
    (and fucktard)
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:04 No.34275418
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    >Twilight Sprinkle
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:04 No.34275431
    >>34275277
    >MLPG.gif
    >Not superheroes airhumping/bootyshaking around confused black kid

    Are you even trying?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:05 No.34275447
    is this thing on?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:05 No.34275449
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    Pinkie Pie is a very pink pony.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:05 No.34275454
    >Twilight Spackle
    >> Glaive 02/13/12(Mon)23:05 No.34275457
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    >>34275378
    I used new horse for the last two threads. I thought I'd spice it up a bit.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:05 No.34275458
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    >>34275364
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:05 No.34275460
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    >>34275431
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:05 No.34275463
    damn...the italian dub is fucking shit, it ruins the show...
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:06 No.34275465
    >>34275431
    I like that one with the pug one guy made, that one was hilarious
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:06 No.34275466
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    >>34274953
    >Album covers
    Surprised some artist hasn't done this one yet.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:06 No.34275467
    >>34275449
    She's more of a lightish red.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:06 No.34275479
    I guess it's not too much to predict old mare Twilight, though I'm prepared if it's just the exact same appearance as normal Twilight but with knowledge of the future.
    >> SirSlush !!o/A7TKbf5vi 02/13/12(Mon)23:06 No.34275491
    >>34275449
    WHAT HAPPENS IF WE'RE COLORBLIND!?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:06 No.34275493
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    >Twilight Sparknotes
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 02/13/12(Mon)23:06 No.34275495
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    >>34274026
    >>34274041
    Okay, I started to get carried away with this one.

    Do you want long version or abridged?
    >> *Squeak* !JuTj8x9Yww 02/13/12(Mon)23:06 No.34275499
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    Hey, hey /co/, I need a quick reference picture of the inside of Rarity's shop.

    Care to help?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:06 No.34275503
    >>34275342

    >fluffy pony finds a wholesale velcro store
    >several minutes later a crying and terrified fluffy pony runs out with pieces of velcro stuck to it
    >it tries to take them off with her mouth
    >they get stuck to the fluff around her mouth
    >panic continues
    >it takes three men to calm the little fluffy pony down and remove the velcro
    >> Sparkler 02/13/12(Mon)23:07 No.34275510
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    >>34275431
    >Filenames
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:07 No.34275522
    >>34275431
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgslUro5Mlk&list=FLdxMOPWjVSO8jT7Ho-2aR-A&index=3&feature
    =plpp_video

    It's scary that this is on my quicklist
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:07 No.34275525
    >>34275170
    I'm not very excited for that episode. It's going to be a cop out story that we've all seen before
    >> Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 02/13/12(Mon)23:08 No.34275538
    >>34275170
    Estimating by typical cartoon standards? A few hours, maybe a day. With a little luck? Three years.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:08 No.34275545
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    >>34275495
    Long.

    >>34275499
    I only have this.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 02/13/12(Mon)23:08 No.34275559
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    >>34275342

    >Fluffy Pony gets into your craft closet
    >She pulls out one of the bins at the bottom looking for more crayons
    >She finds several strips of velcro
    >She is confused by the black strips, picks up one with her little fluffy hoof
    >It immediately sticks, surprising fluffy pony
    >She tries to shake it off to no avail
    >Tries to pull it off with free hoof, only causes both hooves to be stuck to velcro
    >Fluffy pony is starting to panic
    >Tries to rip velcro off with mouth, velcro becomes stuck to her fluffy tongue
    >Fluffy pony freaks out, begins to stumble around
    >Crashes and falls into bin, becomes covered in velcro strips
    >Come home to find fluffy pony sobbing in crafts bin covered in velcro
    >Have to get fluffy pony shaved to remove all the velcro
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:08 No.34275562
    >Fluffy pony somehow finds herself around a few strips of velcro
    >She doesnt know why you have it, and she doesnt care
    >She's going to hug that velcro
    >it's stuck to her chest
    >She tries to rip it off
    >It sticks to her fluffy hooves
    >Her legs are quickly entangled
    >She tries to roll away, but ends up rolling into another piece of velcro
    >You find fluffy pony almost mummified in velcro, foaming at the mouth and trying to escape
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:08 No.34275568
    >>34275538

    If they do it right, you won't even know it's future Twilight. They'll just keep hinting at it without ever revealing anything...but you'll know.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:09 No.34275574
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    >>34275499
    Are you... drawing?

    And I don't have any, sorry.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:10 No.34275598
    >>34275538
    >Twilight from season 6
    >Completely flanderized

    Obviously >implying 6 seasons, like that'd ever happen
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:10 No.34275602
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    How does MLPG feel about this pony being one of the unofficial mascots of /g/?
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 02/13/12(Mon)23:10 No.34275604
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    >>34275368
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:10 No.34275607
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    >>34275510
    >filename

    no
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:10 No.34275621
    >>34275602
    She is a good pony.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:10 No.34275626
    >>34275602
    how did she become that?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:11 No.34275634
    >>34275602
    neat.jpg
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:11 No.34275636
    >>34275598
    bitch please, i was surprised when season 4 was announced/leaked
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:11 No.34275639
    >>34275602
    wut?
    I'm from /g/ and you're talking nonsense
    >> *Squeak* !JuTj8x9Yww 02/13/12(Mon)23:11 No.34275644
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    >>34275574

    Nope, not me, someone working on the radio play thingy needs it for reference. We're making posters.
    >> Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 02/13/12(Mon)23:11 No.34275658
    >>34275568
    Depends on the direction in which they intend to take the plot. If they want to keep things whimsical, lighthearted, cartoony, then we'll know it's Twilight and it will drive Twilight herself crazy, played for laughs. That's what we'll get, I presume, and it seems to be what people are gravitating towards.

    I don't think this is going to be some profound exploration of humanism in time travel or something. Seems more like Lesson Zero Redux than anything.

    >>34275598
    Man, honestly, it wouldn't be that different to Twilight now.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:11 No.34275660
    >>34275644
    Watch sisterhooves social, tons of pics from her store in that episode.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:12 No.34275673
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    >>34275607
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:12 No.34275676
    >>34275639
    >he missed the sticky!
    >> Sparkler 02/13/12(Mon)23:12 No.34275677
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    >>34275607
    >> *Squeak* !JuTj8x9Yww 02/13/12(Mon)23:13 No.34275703
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    Come to think of it, while I'm here have a trailer:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TBNLTAzToY
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:13 No.34275715
    Twilight's going to notice something and assume it a message from her future self, but it'll all turn out to be a Monster at the End of this Book type of story.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:13 No.34275722
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    >>34275510
    How 'bout no
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:13 No.34275726
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    >>34275658
    Makes me wonder if they'll do a different time travel episode in the future like this old episode of PPG.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:13 No.34275733
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    >>34275658
    >Lesson Zero Redux

    OH PLEASE BE THIS
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:14 No.34275745
    >>34275703
    twilight still sounds nothing like herself.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:14 No.34275746
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    what if they continue doing movies parodies?
    and mlp will become a shitty show like family guy
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:14 No.34275749
    >>34275223
    I wonder how her and her very special somepony are doing
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:14 No.34275752
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    >>34275703
    >Midnight Twinkle
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:15 No.34275757
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    >>34275677
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    >>34275722
    How bout yes? although no is fine too
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:15 No.34275775
    >>34275733
    >Twilight after Twilight running around, going back in time to stop her from needing to go back in time
    >Eventually a room full of Twilights all panicking and worrying about what Celestia is going to do to them for dicking around with the timestream
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:15 No.34275777
    Am I the only one hate time travelling in fiction?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:15 No.34275781
    >>34275757
    >filename
    10/10 you could also use
    >Megasweet in charge of the childrens.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:16 No.34275789
    >>34275757
    i wasnt much of a fan of Cheerilee, but after all her faces she did the valentines episode, i cant help but love her non sexually
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:16 No.34275814
    >>34275170
    >now neither of us will be virgin
    >> Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 02/13/12(Mon)23:16 No.34275816
    >>34275726
    I'd enjoy that. Honestly, for me, optimal choice would be something Samurai Jack-esque, but that's just because I love the idea of characters in a paradisiacal, idyllic fantasy setting travelling through time to set right what once went wrong in a dystopian future. It'd never happen, though. Part of me is grateful.

    >>34275733
    >>34275775
    I could deal with that. I'm not the fondest of LZ, but if they do it properly, it might be fun. Less neurosis, more anxiety.
    >> Sparkler 02/13/12(Mon)23:17 No.34275837
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    >>34275757
    >> Fall Out SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 02/13/12(Mon)23:17 No.34275838
    >>34275495
    >War. War never changes.
    >Except when it does. Like when nukes fall all over the planet and everything is turned into a wasteland
    >That changed war a lot. Stupid nukes
    >You trudge along the dusty path, carrying the package to the destination.
    >The mission was suppose to be an easy one, but you’d been around the dust bowl long enough to never trust the “easy” ones. Usually just meant they were trying to skimp on the pay.
    >As you pass through the suburb city, a shortcut to the drop, a clash of trash cans startle you.
    >You trusty 6 shooter flips out of the hostler faster than you can blink and you point it at the noise.
    >As your sights settle between the eyes of the would-be ambusher, it takes a moment before recognition sets in.
    >or lack thereof.
    >An odd creature is frozen stiff and staring down the gun and back at you. She looked to be what once was a horse, or a cat, with giant, childlike eyes. If it were a horse, or perhaps a little pony, the mane would have been striped purple and the coat white.
    >It didn’t look dangerous, but why take the chance? You thumb back the hammer just in case.
    >Hearing the click of your gun, the pony whimpered and looked away. A second look and you see that part of the house had collapsed on a leg and she was trapped. She was no threat.
    >You carefully release the hammer, thumb on the safety and approach the pony. “Got a little stuck, did ya?”
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:18 No.34275848
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    >>34275757
    I want her face
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    >>34275774
    maybe
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    >>34275837
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:19 No.34275883
    How do I get a tiny, newborn fluffy pony and convince it to crawl into my ass?
    >> Fall out 2 SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 02/13/12(Mon)23:19 No.34275886
    >>34275838
    >To your surprise, it answered. “Please don’t hurt me.”
    >”Why, I never hurt no body that didn’t deserve it, little miss.”
    >She looked relieved, but still a little untrusting. As you pulled away the rubble, you keep her talking. “What’s your name?”
    >”Twilight. Have you seen my daughter? She’s purple.”
    >”You’re the first one I’ve seen like ya, little miss.”
    >You remove the rubble. The leg looked fine, which was a relief. You’d hate to have to be the one to put’er down if it were broken. Taking some of your fresh water that you could spare, you rinsed her off and her white coat looked as good as new.
    >”There you are, Twilight. I’m right sorry about your daughter, but I reckon I need to be off and make my delivery first.”
    >She looked saddened, but nodded, thankful.
    >You head off and down the streets. The cute little horse stays in your thoughts, looking for her daughter. Was a shame, you reckoned perhaps it was the only creature on God’s good earth that came out better after the nukes if it looked like that.
    >You hear another rustle from the side. You don’t bother pulling out your gun. “For crying out lo—“
    >It’s not a pony.
    >Damn bandits. “What do we have here, a courier? Kind of rare in these parts. What’cha dilverin’?”
    (one of these days, I'll figure out the limit of lines)
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    >>34275722

    I don't want the Cake Babies to drown...
    >> Fall out 3 SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 02/13/12(Mon)23:20 No.34275912
    >>34275886
    >You might have been able to take this one, but the distant sound of a sniper rifle’s chamber clicking on told you another story.
    >”Not much,” You lie. “Just a love letter and the like.”
    >”Really now? I think I’d like to see that letter.”
    >He lifts his gun up to your head and you debate which would kill you first, the sniper if you resist, or the bandit when he figures he don’t need a witness.
    >The bandit’s trigger finger glowed purple peeled away from the gun of its own accord.
    >You hear the snapping of bone and immediately drop to your knees.
    >You guess right. The bandit let out a scream and the sniper’s rifle split the air with the sound of a shot.
    >It would have been on your head if you hadn’t dropped.
    >You start rolling and look for cover as the first bandit stares at his finger in horror.
    >That little white pony seemed to have a trick up her sleeve. A unicorn’s horn on her head sparkled with power (and you hoped not radiation)
    >You see the sniper putting you back in his sights. You also see that the entire house he propped himself on was suspended in the air with a purple glow and he hadn’t quite realized it yet.
    >You smile and give him a little wave just as he’s sent crashing back to the Earth.
    >Standing up, you give that other bandit a steel toe to the temple to shut him up.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:20 No.34275913
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    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:20 No.34275914
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    Happy valentines day you fuckin losers
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:20 No.34275915
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    >>34275777
    You're not alone. I hate it too because they always boil down to being the same story. And I just hate the concept of a being visited by a future self that tells you something which changes all outcome and well you get the picture.

    This episode is getting me so flustered
    >> Jessy 02/13/12(Mon)23:20 No.34275917
    To people in this thread that play league of Autism. I'm going to host a match if you would like to join me and a few others.
    Jessyfortune is the username.

    Go back to talking about how Twilight is the purplest pony and enjoy your night.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:20 No.34275918
    Maybe Future Twilight doesn't show up personally, but Spike somehow burps up a future letter from Twilight to Princess Celestia, and they read it and go into panic.
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    >>34275722
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:20 No.34275923
    >>34275883
    You, self, kill.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:20 No.34275935
    who will each of the mane six be having sex with on valentine's day
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:21 No.34275951
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    >>34275870
    >DD anything but an excellent lover
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    So I got my ears cleaned out today

    And there was so much fucking earwax
    so much
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:21 No.34275953
    >>34275914
    Not for another 39 minutes.
    >> Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 02/13/12(Mon)23:21 No.34275954
    >>34275914
    poultron, get out of the general
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:21 No.34275961
    >>34275935
    No one, they are all mai waifus.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:21 No.34275970
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    >>34275935
    They don't have Valentine's Day, nigger, do you even watch the show?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:21 No.34275971
    >>34275914
    Happy Valentine's day to you, you worthless prick.
    >> Fall Out Final SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 02/13/12(Mon)23:22 No.34275977
    >>34275912
    >”Been followin’ me, little miss?”
    >She slowly nodded. “I . . . don’t want to be left alone.”
    >”Whelp, the way I reckon it, I owe you one, now. I suppose I could use a faithful companion. Whaddaya say to bein’ a mail couriers little pet?”
    >”Will we look for my daughter?”
    >”Well, my client wasn’t an especially important one. I don’t think he’ll mind a late delivery.”
    >Twilight looked hopeful and trotted to your side. Dusting off your pants, the two of you started to head into wilderness to look for that missing little pony.
    Hopefully, that's the longest one I'll have to do.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:22 No.34275978
    Just steal one. To enhance the experience, tell her it's a secret cave game so she gets all excited and babbles nonsensically the entire time.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:22 No.34275992
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    http://www.fanfiction.net/My_Little_Pony_and_Bible_Crossovers/621/700/

    http://www.fanfiction.net/My_Little_Pony_and_Bible_Crossovers/621/700/

    http://www.fanfiction.net/My_Little_Pony_and_Bible_Crossovers/621/700/

    http://www.fanfiction.net/My_Little_Pony_and_Bible_Crossovers/621/700/
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:22 No.34276001
    >>34275951
    Shut up, Deaf.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:23 No.34276015
    >>34275977
    Nice, thank you.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:23 No.34276027
    >>34275971
    Thanks, jackass!
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:23 No.34276037
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    >>34275951
    >implying his tiny human penis can satisfy a yellow horse
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:23 No.34276047
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    >>34275915
    Somehow I imagined Present Twilight back in time and seeing the reason why locomotives, tanks, and benches exist.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:24 No.34276048
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    >>34275894
    >>34275921
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:24 No.34276052
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    >>34275914
    Happy Valentines.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:24 No.34276054
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    you will never have this

    how does this make you feel
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:24 No.34276066
    >>34276054
    Why does she have pincers?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:24 No.34276068
    >>34276054
    >you will never have this anthro shit

    I feel good.
    >> Sparkler 02/13/12(Mon)23:24 No.34276074
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    >>34275951
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:25 No.34276101
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    >>34275607
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:25 No.34276102
    >>34276047
    >Implying diamond dogs aren't genetically mutated humans
    >Implying they don't know where their technology comes from
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:25 No.34276103
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    >>34275913
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:25 No.34276108
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    >>34276074
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:26 No.34276115
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    >>34276052
    Why not ritabook?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:26 No.34276136
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    >>34276101
    >That filename
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:26 No.34276140
    >>34276054
    'the fuck is she in a dress anyway
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:26 No.34276147
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    >>34276103
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:26 No.34276153
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    >>34276101
    That fucking filename every time.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:27 No.34276164
    Would you cut off fluffy pony's legs? They she wouldnt be able to hurt herself.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:27 No.34276185
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    lol
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:28 No.34276200
    >I never gave a shit about being alone on Valentine's Day until I started going to these threads
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:28 No.34276205
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    >>34276147
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:28 No.34276212
    >>34276164
    WHY NOT PUT THE WHOLE PONY IN A BOTTLE?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:28 No.34276220
    >>34276102
    Diamond dogs and pones were both created by infusing human DNA into various mammals to create cheap organs for transplants. When they were released to the public dogs and pones became the most popular, seeing use as servitors and companions.

    If someone could kindly help me explain the whole magic part, I'd be very grateful.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:29 No.34276230
    >>34276200
    exactly
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:29 No.34276234
    >>34276164
    /r/ the fluffy pony fapfic
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:29 No.34276243
    >>34276185
    lol
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:29 No.34276252
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    >>34276200

    >mfw I still don't give a shit about Valentine's Day
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:29 No.34276253
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    >>34276185
    Riker died?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:29 No.34276257
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    >>34276101
    >>34276147
    >>34276153
    Oh Jesus please keep going
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:30 No.34276261
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    Drawrequest.
    Can somebody draw the sad filly from the
    " it hurts to live" gif getting a hearts and hooves day card?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:30 No.34276262
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    >>34275703
    This is disgusting please kill me
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:30 No.34276264
    >>34276220
    Some sort of transdimensional rift, all the humans ditched the Earth, and the laws of physics fucked up forever - the genetically engineered animals adapted.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:30 No.34276271
    >>34276252
    Mah niggah.

    All I need is my daily dose of cuteness and I'm good.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:30 No.34276273
    Hey MLPG
    What was her name?
    How long has it been, MLPG?
    Does she even remember your name anymore?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:30 No.34276276
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    >>34275951
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:31 No.34276292
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    QUICK

    Some asshole come up with fanon for this ho

    He screws the flower trio, right?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:31 No.34276295
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    >>34276262
    Don't move.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:31 No.34276299
    >I would imagine that many of you honorable Christian men and women would not know of this satanic piece of dog spit called My Little Pony : Friendship is Magic. You might be aware of the "innocent" television shows of the 80's and 90's, which were already teaching satanic rituals to young children, but this is truely an awful show, devoted to destroying our children's innocents.

    >1. Despite being a show intended for young girls it has an extremely large fan base of grown men, obviously this is the work of satanic witchcraft being used to manipulate the minds of good christian men.
    >2. One of the main characters of the show, named Rainbow Dash, is a disgusting piece of lesbian slime who has rainbow colored hair and enjoys nothing more than sports, athletics, and lesbian pony sex, which is consistently hinted at through the use of subliminal messages throughout the show
    >3. It advertises sorcery and witchcraft, with certain ponies using their evil zodiac symbols to perform all sorts of evil conjuration and other works of satan
    >4. It has an ability to transmit disgusting gory thoughts into minds of watchers, for instance, here's one innocently titled fan-made plot cupcakes
    >WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART
    >5. Worst of all it teaches young girls to go out and pursue a career and try to be survive on their own, when they should be at home, serving their husbands. This show shows female ponies owning their own businesses, running farms, and aspiring to be athletes, giving these young viewers the wrong impression on what they should be doing with their lives.

    someone have the other pasta?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:31 No.34276309
    >>34276037
    >implying he's human
    >implying his chitinous insectoid cock isn't extendable
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:31 No.34276314
    >>34276292
    Only Daisy.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:31 No.34276316
    >>34276273
    She doesn't exist.

    I GOT SHIT TO DO SON, I'M GONNA BE TOO BUSY FOR WOMEN SOON.
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 02/13/12(Mon)23:31 No.34276317
    >>34275951
    >implying you know what kind of lover I am
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:32 No.34276326
    >>34276264
    I once had the idea of setting it in the transformers universe as well, what with defective space bridges being able to explain the whole "trans-dimensional rift" thing.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:32 No.34276331
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    >>34276292
    pretty much. They show up almost as much as lyra and bonbon this season
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:32 No.34276333
    >>34276292
    Colton Vines fucks lily I think
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:32 No.34276342
    Dear Pinkie Pie -
    Ponybot will never use her vibrator attachment on you, deal with it.

    - Twilight Sparkle
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:32 No.34276344
    >>34276273
    I never had this experience
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:32 No.34276346
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    >>34276257
    >> Sparkler 02/13/12(Mon)23:32 No.34276351
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    >Horse society is overburdened by females
    >To save crops and prevent famine, parts of society are beginning to remove undesirables
    >It's disguised as a vaccine only certain ponies require due to a rare condition
    >It turns the pony into a complete vegetable
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:32 No.34276354
    >>34276314
    nigga, there should be porn of this guy screwing ALL OF THEM
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:32 No.34276355
    >>34276317
    >Implying I don't
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:32 No.34276359
    did that thing with twilight and mad air yet ?
    >> Yakitori 02/13/12(Mon)23:33 No.34276368
    >>34276299

    You know that's from a satire site, right?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:33 No.34276372
    >>34276351
    more
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:33 No.34276388
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    >>34276346
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:34 No.34276405
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    >>34276331
    FUCKER TAKE THE COOL VERSION

    Also, some jerk needs to make a collage of their S2 appearances

    DO IT YOU FUCKERS
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:34 No.34276422
    >>34276351
    >To save crops
    >crops
    >It turns the pony into a complete vegetable
    >It turns the pony into a vegetable

    DO HO HO
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:35 No.34276434
    I need to write a song sung by pinkie in my fanfic, but I just don't know what tune to put the lyrics to. It should be the usual happy-feel-good kind of thing she does, but I just can't find that tune that sounds right, you know ?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:35 No.34276439
    >>34276351
    I'm pretty sure that's just propaganda.

    It turns them into fluffy pony.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:35 No.34276465
    >>34276434
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRv8gnBMiWM
    >> Sparkler 02/13/12(Mon)23:36 No.34276499
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    >>34276422
    >Carrot-flavored flesh
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:37 No.34276525
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    >>34276499
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:37 No.34276546
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    >>34276434
    >I need to write a song sung by pinkie in my fanfic,
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:38 No.34276576
    >>34276434
    sing about her first estrus cycle.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:38 No.34276577
    >>34276434
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bAN7Ts0xBo
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:38 No.34276578
    >>34276465

    ...that's actually great. Thank you.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:38 No.34276580
    >>34276499
    SOYLENT GREEN IS PONIES
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 02/13/12(Mon)23:39 No.34276582
    >>34276355
    >implying you do

    First off, you'd have to be a girl, and he chances of the one person I've had sex with being here are pretty much zero because she was a massive socialite.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:39 No.34276595
    >>34276499
    How did you know anorexic ponies are my fetish?!
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:39 No.34276598
    >>34276582
    Did you rape her?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:40 No.34276611
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    >>34276434
    You know how everyone says that the songs in the LOTR books are the worse part of it. Well if you don't know you know
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:40 No.34276615
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    Hey guys don't forget about Scootaloo's ass!
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:40 No.34276616
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    >>34276499
    ah shit, i'm gonna fuck her
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:40 No.34276618
    >>34276546

    There's plenty of books with written songs, ya know
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:40 No.34276621
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    >>34276598
    No shit he did
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:40 No.34276623
    >>34276582
    jesus christ deaf, no one cares. stop drawing attention to yourself.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:40 No.34276628
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    What happens if you feed Fluffy Pony after midnight?
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 02/13/12(Mon)23:40 No.34276636
    >>34276582
    What if you only thought he was a girl?
    >> Goggles;Queen of the Harpies 02/13/12(Mon)23:40 No.34276637
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    Alright.
    I'm doing a contest thing on Ponychan because I want more pony toys.
    I have to draw contest holder's OC.
    It's actually not very bad at all. I made it have a pet Komondor because of the corded coat.
    I need background ideas.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:40 No.34276641
    >>34276628
    >Fluffy pony drowns
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 02/13/12(Mon)23:40 No.34276644
    >>34276628
    Indigestion.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:41 No.34276648
    >>34275914

    That was cold...

    ;_;
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:41 No.34276653
    So I just finished reading Cupcakes and Sweet Apple Massacre.....anyone have any brain bleach?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:41 No.34276675
    >>34276611

    Well, in all honesty, they were pretty boring, so I don't think it's an arguement against songs in books entirely.
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 02/13/12(Mon)23:41 No.34276676
    >>34276636
    There are some pretty fucking obvious tells.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:41 No.34276680
    >>34276582
    Goddamnit it's a joke you dickhole, stop being a defensive retard.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:41 No.34276681
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    >>34276582
    But you are a virgin
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:41 No.34276686
    >>34276653
    pussy
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:42 No.34276690
    >>34276648
    Suck it up you ass fairy.
    >> Sparkler 02/13/12(Mon)23:42 No.34276696
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    >>34276611
    >LOTR songs are bad

    Are you for fucking real

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=G0k3kHtyoqc#t=50s
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:42 No.34276698
    post a lyra you fuckheads
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:42 No.34276702
    >>34276582
    >you'd have to be a girl
    Thought you liked dudes, bro.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:42 No.34276704
    >>34276653
    Why don't you just drink real bleach as
    punishment for reading fucking fanfiction
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:42 No.34276713
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    >>34276628
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:42 No.34276716
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    >>34276653
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:43 No.34276727
    >>34276653
    Welcome to last year, anon.

    >Read Cupcakes
    >Read Sweet Apple Massacre
    >...
    >Search for more gore stories

    They both sucked, but I can't get enough of poorly written horror stories staring ponies
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:43 No.34276731
    >>34276681
    Saying stuff like this makes him feel better about himself, just let him run his coarse. Feed the baby his bottle.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:43 No.34276732
    >>34276653
    just watch the Death Battle between Dash and Starscream
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:43 No.34276740
    Lyra is a very overrated pone. she sucks
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:43 No.34276748
    >>34276359
    Yea, it wasn't very good.
    >> type i kil u !sSb0GbGtDU 02/13/12(Mon)23:43 No.34276750
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    >>34276628
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:44 No.34276756
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    >>34276716
    What the fuck.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:44 No.34276763
    >>34276439
    >hear about Fluffy Pony outbreak
    >get myself tested
    >find out I'm a possible carrier
    >panic
    >get vaccine
    >go home
    >wake up next morning
    >covered in fluff
    >panic again
    >try to go outside
    >forget how to work door
    >forget why I'm scared
    >go back inside
    >drown
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:44 No.34276766
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    >>34276698
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:44 No.34276767
    >>34276675
    I can get a small jig, but songs like scripts are meant to be read aloud or sung as is the case for the former. That's why it falls flat most of the time
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:44 No.34276780
    >>34276716
    sauce?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:44 No.34276788
    >>34276731
    That's not healthy at all, giving attention to someone with low self-esteem only makes the problem worse, he needs therapy
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:45 No.34276798
    >>34276716
    boner

    i'm gonna fap to 3DPG right now
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:45 No.34276815
    >>34276763
    DON'T PANIC YOU RETARD.

    Panicking causes the Fluffy virus to grow faster.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:46 No.34276826
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    >Twilight meets future self
    >Message gets cut off halfway due to instability in the warp
    >Completely misunderstands intention
    >Gets all flustered and goes insane as usual causing massive shitstorm in Ponyville again
    >Decides to correct mistake by casting spell to go back in time and warn past self
    >Instability in warp
    >Rinse and repeat
    >Celestia facepalm


    Oh Twi
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:46 No.34276827
    Am I the only one who gets some serious incest vibes from the Apple clan?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:46 No.34276835
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    >>34276798
    >Not fapping to 3DPG
    >1986
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:46 No.34276838
    >>34276788
    >therapy
    Preferably the outside world, although for him outside of MLPG must be frightening.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:46 No.34276855
    >You had a scare with fluffy pony today
    >She almost set herself on fire
    >You cant afford to make her a safety room
    >There's only one way to make sure she's safe
    >You call fluffy pony
    >She runs to you, smashing into a door frame on the way there
    >You tell her you're going to play a game
    >You have a wooden board with several leather straps on it
    >Fluffy pony is excited
    >You tell her to lie down
    >She of course does so obediently. Fluffy pony would do anything for you
    >You fix the straps around her chest, stomach, legs, and forehead
    >You tickle her a little to calm her down
    >You pull out her favorite bandana - patterned with ducks and hearts- and blindfold her
    >She babbles to herself, wondering what you're going to do next, before you stuff the gag into her mouth
    >You grab the gardening shears and take a deep breath
    >You position the open blades over her right foreleg, and close it with all your might
    >Fluffy pony tries to scream
    >It takes a few seconds of pushing, but soon the bone cracks and the leg is severed
    >You're trying to shush fluffy pony, telling her everything will be okay
    >The next three legs were excruciating, but it's for her own good
    >You try to block out the wails of pain coming through the gag as you cauterize the wounds
    >The screams stop stops
    >Fluffy pony has passed out
    >You tenderly bandage her and place her in her new home: a large salad bowl
    >Two weeks go by
    >Fluffy pony is beyond depressed. She cries all the time, asking you where her legs are
    >You had to drill a drainage hole in her bowl so she didnt drown in tears
    >You cant take it anymore. You get powerful battery and hook it up to fluffy pony
    >You give her a painful shock and reset her memory
    >Fluffy pony remembers nothing of the incident
    >Once again she loves you unconditionally. Especially when you take her out of her bowl to cuddle with her.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:46 No.34276858
    >>34275559
    This is actually a thing. A horse will go up stairs, but not down
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:47 No.34276863
    >>34276827
    yes, you're the only one ever
    you had better get out of here, you totally abnormal person, because no one else here has any such ideas.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:47 No.34276872
    >>34276780
    God I wish I knew.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:47 No.34276875
    >>34276827
    Ahahaha

    no
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:47 No.34276877
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    I just realized that Twilight dressing up like an adventurer in Feeling Pinkie Keen now makes sense as her dressing up as one of her favourite adventure heroes.

    Twilight's a *cosplayer*
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:47 No.34276878
    >>34276858
    >>34276858
    but thats wrong
    otherwise they'd never get out of carriages
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:47 No.34276886
    >>34276727
    why does Rainbow Dash always end up getting chopped up or killed in some horrible way?
    >> Goggles;Queen of the Harpies 02/13/12(Mon)23:48 No.34276887
    >>34276827
    Yes and no.
    The myth (and a little bit fact) that close knit southern families are the product of incest has been around for decades.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 02/13/12(Mon)23:48 No.34276888
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    >>34276628

    It becomes too fluffy for human comprehension.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:48 No.34276891
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B09UIBE3TI

    Here is the Home Planet of the Fluffy Pony

    Note : They are so fluffy without proper shaving that their fluff covers their faces

    DOUBLE NOTE : THESE ARE ALIEN T-REXES AND FLUFFY PONIES ARE SO STUPID THEY WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO ESCAPE EVEN A T-REXES SHITTY DIGITS
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:48 No.34276901
    Could you still love your favorite pony even if she had a penis?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:48 No.34276904
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    >>34276855
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:48 No.34276906
    >>34276877

    It's just a safari hat, a very standard visual cue.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:48 No.34276914
    it's like you guys don't like humoring a drunk guy.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:48 No.34276915
    >>34276877

    Oh my god Twilight you huge nerd.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:49 No.34276920
    >>34276877
    Don't use your shitty con-labels for MLP
    It's normal for cartoon characters to dress up like that
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:49 No.34276923
    >>34276858
    My dog did the same thing.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:49 No.34276926
    >>34276465
    That song always makes me want to write a >feel fic.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:49 No.34276928
    Is there any Fanfiction out there worth reading, like at all or am I just asking a stupid question?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:50 No.34276945
    I just watched that MAD parody. That was... terrible.

    Can't they make anything funny?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:50 No.34276955
    >>34276750
    >Fluffy's OC having sex with his pony waifu
    And no one things there's anything wrong with this?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:50 No.34276962
    >>34276945
    It's MAD, what the fuck did you expect?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:50 No.34276963
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    ENOUGH FLUFFY PONIES, WHERE IS MY DOSE OF >feelFICS
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:50 No.34276964
    >>34276887
    goggles, is your ask Twist stuff anywhere?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:50 No.34276965
    >>34276945
    Their opening skit usually manages to get a chuckle out of me.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:50 No.34276967
    >>34276878
    A carriage is not stairs. Like actual stairs, that go up a whole storie
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:50 No.34276970
    >>34276877

    To borrow a TvTropes thing (Yeah, I know, TvTropes), this is likely a case of 'fridge brilliance' where two unconnected things that were developed independently happen to synch together beautifully.

    I now believe Twilight made a Daring Doo Nightmare night costume.
    >> Goggles;Queen of the Harpies 02/13/12(Mon)23:51 No.34276975
    >>34276858
    This
    >>34276878
    Most carriages have ramps.
    It's easy for a quadrupedal animal to go up things because their back legs are stronger and usually shorter than the front ones.
    They feel uneasy and start to panic if they have to go down things at too steep an angle, because they feel vulnerable with their head that far down and their body isn't in a position to run quickly.
    Like how bears can't run downhill or they lose their balance.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:51 No.34276984
    >>34276955
    Thats not his oc and thats not sex.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:51 No.34276985
    >>34276855

    That's just stupid.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:51 No.34276987
    >>34276963
    THIS.

    I know that feel, anonymous.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:51 No.34276992
    >>34276928
    http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/02/story-cupcakes.html
    Read it and weep
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:51 No.34276999
    >>34276928
    Eh, it's really not worth it.
    I mean if we're on hiatus between seasons and are desperate...Do something else, fanfic is awful
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:51 No.34277002
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    >>34276928
    What do you like? I read some fanfiction.

    On a whole, it's been better than my writer's workshop classes
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:51 No.34277010
    >>34276945
    There was only one part I thought was funny and that was...
    >"I know, I'll go to France and save Pinkie!"
    >Walks straight into ocean
    >> SB 02/13/12(Mon)23:51 No.34277014
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    boom! Check out this badass picture I drew!
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:52 No.34277018
    >>34276926
    Song gets my imagination juices going as well.

    This makes me think of the pony ghetto
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP0wsET8__Y&list=PL441199877432970B&index=11&feature=plpp
    _video
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:52 No.34277024
    >>34276992
    >read it and weep
    >cupcakes

    Shit bro what are you 9?
    >> Sparkler 02/13/12(Mon)23:52 No.34277025
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    >>34276763
    >A few hours pass
    >A van pulls up in the driveway, parking next to your old car
    >You don't know what a car is anymore
    >Someone's coming to pay you a visit!
    >Wag your tail and put your forehooves up on the door as they approach
    >The door's opening!
    >You get pushed away as the door opens, two men in suits stand in the door frame
    >"Pway!" you squeal happily!
    >They pick you up without a word and drop you in a black bag
    >After hours of trying to battle the darkness and crying your tiny heart out, the deafening silence is finally broken by a chugging noise
    >The bag is removed and you find yourself tumbling out on a moving band of rubber
    >You realize you're being sent towards a gray box, along with other fluffy ponies equally traumatized as you are
    >You'd try to get closer to one of the other fluffy ponies, but you're in the gray box within seconds
    >There's a 'PSHOWMP'
    >You can no longer breathe
    >You can no longer move
    >When you exit the gray box, all you can see is as if through plastic
    >You get dropped into a cardboard box along with other similarly packaged fluffy ponies
    >See a sign saying 'Chewy Marshmallows - The dog's favourite!'
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:52 No.34277030
    >>34277014
    >nightmare moon infects Celstia
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 02/13/12(Mon)23:52 No.34277031
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    >>34276945

    You mean the one from like, four or five months ago, right?

    please God tell me that's the one you're referring to and that they didn't do another one.

    please.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:52 No.34277032
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    >>34277014
    stop being so good
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:52 No.34277033
    >>34276906

    Yeah, but why would Twilight own a safari hat?

    "For the joke, dummy" yeah I know but this is a perfect chance to mentally connect a joke to an amusing plot event for another little joke that costs you nothing at all. It's not like it's important or would ever be referenced again, it's just funny to imagine Twilight read all the Daring Do books and bought herself a pith helmet like her hero.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:52 No.34277036
    >>34277010
    that goalie skit was funny the rest was meh
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:53 No.34277048
    >>34277014
    Dayum son that pic is awesome just look her wings.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:53 No.34277050
    >>34277014
    That's hot.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:53 No.34277051
    >>34276827
    Now I get the feeling there's r34 every which way of AJ and Big Mac doin' it.
    >> Pacce of the Many Mustaches !!aEt/eFG7JWB 02/13/12(Mon)23:53 No.34277059
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    >>34276928
    Here.
    http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/story-fallout-equestria.html
    A light read.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:53 No.34277061
    You know I've been thinking
    I really hate the Princess Twilight fandom
    I mean it kinda make sense...well more than most fandoms
    I mean Celestia Day, Luna Night Twilight in between. That and also she being the most powerful unicorn ever seen by Celestia
    But still all her friends and Applejack dies.
    And it would really suck for Luna. I mean yeah I finally can rule again after 1000 years Oh wait nope Twilight will replace me soon
    >> Sparkler 02/13/12(Mon)23:53 No.34277062
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    >Still thinking Cupcakes/Sweet Apple Acres Massacre is shocking

    Are you twelve
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:53 No.34277064
    >>34277031
    >slowpoke.png.jpg.gif.avi
    Yes they did another one
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:53 No.34277072
    >>34277025
    YES
    YES
    YES
    CONTINUE
    CONTINUE
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:53 No.34277076
    >>34276984
    The pink fluffy pony is his OC. I guess you were not there when he posted it and said it was his OC named Fluffle Puff.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:54 No.34277090
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    >>34276886
    1) The author doesn't like Rainbow Dash

    2) Rainbow Dash has appendages (her wings) that mean a lot to her self-identity, cutting them off = instant >feels

    3) They're copying Cupcakes like the unoriginal little faggots they are

    >>34276928
    It's A Dangerous Business, On Cross and Arrow (though it can get cringe worthy)

    I'd like to say Severance and Re-connection - personal favorite, but they're kinda weak.

    This was how I spent my summer MLPG, holy shit I'm a massive faggot.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:54 No.34277093
    >>34277031
    SURPRISE
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV-UqV-Daq0
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:54 No.34277095
    >>34277076
    Nope his oc is another pony, the one Jr use for the co circlejerk pic.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:54 No.34277103
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    >>34276970
    But she couldn't use it because Berry Punch called it first
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:54 No.34277104
    >>34277036
    The goalie one was actually funny.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:54 No.34277105
    I fucking hate Fluffy Pony.
    So fucking much.

    You know those Touhou heads that the Japanese hate?

    I never got it, but now I do.

    Holy shit, I would draw all sorts of Fluffy Pony abuse comics.

    If I even heard the word "pway" I'd fucking stomp it's shitty head in
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:55 No.34277108
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    >>34276992
    >cupcakes
    >worth reading

    If you're retarded maybe.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:55 No.34277109
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    >>34277059
    >Fallout Equestria
    >Worth reading
    You must be trolling, no one is that stupid
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:55 No.34277114
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    >>34277051
    There is but it all sucks.
    >> Pacce of the Many Mustaches !!aEt/eFG7JWB 02/13/12(Mon)23:56 No.34277137
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    >>34277090
    I want to high five you.
    So hard.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:56 No.34277139
    >>34276928
    Past Sins
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:56 No.34277141
    >>34276928
    I always recommend this two
    It's TwiMac but it fails before it even starts
    Short and sad
    Really give it a try I love them and I hate shipping

    http://ebonmane.deviantart.com/#/d3aobjx
    http://ebonmane.deviantart.com/#/d3aobjx

    And a few other anons that asked the same question liked them
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:56 No.34277143
    >>34277109

    >Thinking that post was serious

    You must be trolling, no one is that stupid.
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 02/13/12(Mon)23:56 No.34277148
    >>34277114
    Isn't that one a recolor from somebody's OC anyway? Hence the badly-place Mac cutie mark and completely off tail.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:56 No.34277150
    >>34277105
    Abuse is half the fun anyway.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:56 No.34277156
    >>34277114
    dat face
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:56 No.34277158
    >>34277090
    >On Cross and Arrow
    Okay, but
    Fuck no.
    I know people like that fanfic, but it's the only thing I read that successfully sent me into a flailing rage.

    I'll support you on Dangerous Business, though. I read a good part of that and liked it a lot. Slow start, picks up after and becomes interesting.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:57 No.34277161
    >>34277148
    Yes.

    >>34277150
    So edgy xd
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:57 No.34277163
    >>34277148
    I don't know, I just searched Big Mac and Applejack and all the pictures sucked.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:57 No.34277166
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    >>34275559
    obvious troll is obvious

    <-- superior fic
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:57 No.34277167
    >>34277095
    He says it right here you idiot.
    http://arch.413chan.net/co32917859.html
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:57 No.34277168
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    >>34277062
    >still thinking my little pony is a good show
    Are you 12?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:57 No.34277169
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    >>34277137
    That's pretty cool, because I liked your alternate ending the best
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:57 No.34277172
    >>34277061
    >But still all her friends and Applejack
    EVERY FUCKING TIME
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:57 No.34277177
    >>34277105

    Wannah pway annon?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:57 No.34277184
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    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:57 No.34277187
    >>34277090
    is it ironic one of the few times Dash doesn't die is in a death battle with someone who dies more and is in cannon when they do?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:57 No.34277189
    >>34277137
    holy shit pacce you still post here ?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:57 No.34277194
    >>34277158
    Slywit?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:57 No.34277195
    >>34277158
    the guy has issues with format and accents, and that can get really irritating, but I thought it was good.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:58 No.34277196
    >>34277059

    Shit son that's a lot of words.

    How many pages are there
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:58 No.34277204
    >>34277156

    too bad her freckles are missing
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:58 No.34277205
    >>34277059
    do you have anything less gay?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:58 No.34277209
    >>34277196
    Over 1000
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:58 No.34277222
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    >>34277184
    >nothing but treble
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:58 No.34277226
    >>34277166
    >Responding to Gorodetsky with Past Sins.
    Its like you want to get your head bit off.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:59 No.34277240
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    Every time I abstain from fapping for several weeks and then I start fapping, when I cum it's like I'm ejaculating lava. It's pretty awesome.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:59 No.34277241
    >>34277205
    Or less... mediocre?
    >> Pacce of the Many Mustaches !!aEt/eFG7JWB 02/13/12(Mon)23:59 No.34277244
    >>34277196
    More than the Bible or Lord of the Rings.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:59 No.34277253
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    >>34277166
    >> Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y 02/13/12(Mon)23:59 No.34277255
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    >>34277184
    Is this new? Does Cheetah even come here anymore?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:59 No.34277256
    >>34277161
    Not trying to be edgy.

    I'm just a sick fuck.

    I'm especially keen on the idea of Twilight Sparkle one day falling to the fluffy pony bug that's going around, slipping into blissful ignorance, and then I punch her in the face.

    She cries, forgets her tears, and comes right back over to me, like some fucked up version of Memento.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:59 No.34277259
    >>34277141
    >Ships that pas-
    NOPE
    It's morning I don't want to get depressed
    But year they aren't that bad
    >> Sparkler 02/14/12(Tue)00:00 No.34277274
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    >>34277168
    >Still watching Spiderman

    Are you forty
    >> Pacce of the Many Mustaches !!aEt/eFG7JWB 02/14/12(Tue)00:00 No.34277279
    >>34277169
    Thanks!
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:00 No.34277280
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    >>34277109
    I never understood that shit. Seriously fanfics should be short and the equivelant of a pulp tale, a fun read but otherwise passable. I'll read a real paperback instead of 50 chapters of your shit thank you very much
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:00 No.34277283
    >>34276855

    >>Chop off Fluffy Pony's legs
    >>She asks you where her legs are

    Poor fluffy pony is so fucking stupid.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:00 No.34277284
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    >>34277166
    oh you
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:00 No.34277288
    >>34277255
    Nah, he just goes straight to FiMchan. Bypasses the whole "u furry burn in hell yiff yiff" nonsense.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:00 No.34277289
    >>34277253
    I didn't know steve carrell grew a beard, long hair and joined a basketball team
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:00 No.34277290
    >>34277244
    >and that makes it super good olololol
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 02/14/12(Tue)00:00 No.34277291
    >>34277064
    >>34277093

    Why are these fuckers getting funded? Who is giving them money to churn this shit out, and what is their motivation?

    >>34277172

    >every fucking time
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:00 No.34277293
    >>34277184
    gaaaaaaaaaaaay
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:00 No.34277294
    >>34277255
    Is this the first time you've posted this?

    I haven't seen it before. I LIKE IT.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:01 No.34277298
    >>34277255
    Shit nigga the best part of your pics is always anon, he is best human
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:01 No.34277306
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    >>34277196
    >>34277196
    >>34277196
    >>34277196

    At least it's not a comic.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:01 No.34277307
    >Not putting your responses in one post

    >>34277158
    Hence "cringeworthy", I can see why people would hate it.

    Hell, I had to stop a few times. Can't say I wasn't entertained though.

    >>34277166
    >Past Sins

    I read that whole shit in one morning, what a fucking load. I wish I still had that picture where anon lays out the whole story. Then nobody would have to read it.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:01 No.34277311
    >>34277194
    Yeah. I'm go anon when my stories or greentexts aren't the topic anymore.
    >>34277195
    I think I'm Rarity enough that those accents, the fact he didn't understand a lot of words he used, and the general direction of the fic just was too much for me.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:01 No.34277316
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    It's Valentines day on the Eastern timezone!
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:02 No.34277330
    >>34277014
    I like it very much, yes
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:02 No.34277341
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    >>34277307
    This one or the rageanon one?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:02 No.34277344
    >>34277280
    More words means it must be better.

    But mainly it's the "people liked the first one I did so I'll just keep churning out the same story".
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:02 No.34277346
    zee classics

    http://youtu.be/6sNPKg0gkmc
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:02 No.34277353
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    >>34277316
    >You will never hold Jessy in your arm
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:02 No.34277356
    >>34277341
    >rageanon

    He was a heroe among us.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:02 No.34277357
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    >>34276928
    Well there's one I read recently that made me laugh my ass off, but it's a human in Equestria story. Before you go grabbing your pitchfork and torch you need to know that the author doesn't even try to take himself seriously. The first chapter starts off kinda shitty but get's better.

    http://www.fimfiction.net/story/5590/1/Human/Chapter-1%3A-All-is-Not-as-it-Seems

    Anthropology is good if you like Lyra.

    http://www.fimfiction.net/story/4656/1/Anthropology/Music-and-Magic
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:03 No.34277380
    >>34277187
    My theory is that people see Dashes personality and project unto her the people who bullied them and the girls who used them. This leads to subconcious bloodrage. The psycological term for it is "Shadow," but correct me if I'm wrong.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:03 No.34277381
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    >>34277316
    is Jessy going to have some hot sex with her beaufitful boyfriend tomorrow?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:03 No.34277382
    >>34277341
    Goddamn, anonymous, you're on the ball tonight.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:03 No.34277388
    >>34277381
    Jessy is foreveralone
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:03 No.34277389
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    >>34277274
    Spiderman is designed for all ages and genders. Ponies are designed for little girls
    >Arachnidman 1
    >ponyfags 0
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:04 No.34277397
    >>34277356
    I still like how in the first one he thinks that he ends up liking it
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:04 No.34277398
    >>34277255
    I love how Weighty Pinkie looks in this drawing.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:04 No.34277399
    >>34277344
    "people liked the first one I did so I'll just keep churning out the same story".
    -Lauren faust on "My little pony: Friendship is Magic"
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:04 No.34277409
    >>34277381
    none of the female drawfags have boyfriends.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 02/14/12(Tue)00:04 No.34277411
    >>34277307

    Past Sins drove me to madness. I'm pretty sure I felt the same way an H.P. Lovecraft character feels after discovering the horrible truth that lies just beyond man's realization.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:04 No.34277414
    >>34277388
    is she fat and/or ugly?
    >> Sparkler 02/14/12(Tue)00:04 No.34277415
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    >>34277316
    I would literally spitroast Palette non-sexually.
    >> Sanguinius !RarityfRMs 02/14/12(Tue)00:04 No.34277417
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    >>34277381
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:04 No.34277420
    >>34277414
    Yes and yes
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:04 No.34277422
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    >>34277380
    Alot of people say this for Dash and Rarity.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:05 No.34277438
    >>34277316
    ...Dangit. That expression got me.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:05 No.34277439
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    >>34277381
    Happy Valentine's Day, East Coast
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:05 No.34277446
    >>34277414
    Moderately chubby, but with cute face
    >> Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 02/14/12(Tue)00:05 No.34277449
    >>34277380
    I don't quite think that's the way the Shadow works, considering the Shadow is a Jungian concept and I believe Jung pertains more to the personality of the mind than projectionism. I might be wrong, though. Kierz is a psychologist, let him answer.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:05 No.34277452
    >>34277411
    >>34277226
    Told ya.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:06 No.34277464
    >>34277380
    I was a bully back in Highschool and I hate Dash
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:06 No.34277469
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    Anyway I'm tired as fuck, stay gold ponyfags.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:06 No.34277487
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    So, how many >feel fics are gonna pop up on here tomorrow?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:07 No.34277500
    >>34277487
    I think im going to avoid the generals tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:07 No.34277504
    So what's all this negativity on Fallout : Equestria about ? I didn't read the story, but I thought it had a good reputation when I heard about it. Can someone enlighten me ?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:07 No.34277515
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    >>34277449
    I know the terms loosly I was smart enough not to major in psych realizing you can just as easily pick up the book and be proficient as a psych major in a week, which I have on my to do list.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:07 No.34277516
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    >>34277469
    Good night green lantern
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:07 No.34277519
    >>34277255

    I like how anon is always so angry or apathetic. I noticed the moles he has on his face in other drawings, and I must say, those are a nice touch.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:07 No.34277523
    >>34277187
    NO ONE OUT DIES STARSCREAM!
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:07 No.34277527
    >>34277380
    That's pretty much the reason I hate RD. She reminds me of every jock douchebag I've come to hate over the years.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 02/14/12(Tue)00:08 No.34277529
    >>34277487

    I'm just gonna keep doing what I always do.
    Write fluffy pony blurbs.
    >> Pacce of the Many Mustaches !!aEt/eFG7JWB 02/14/12(Tue)00:08 No.34277530
    >>34277504
    It went on too long and many feel the ending was weak.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:08 No.34277535
    >>34277504
    Honestly I never read it but me and my friend are massive fallout fanboys and he told me is terrible so I not going to do it.
    >> Full Stop 02/14/12(Tue)00:08 No.34277536
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    you can thank junior for this idea.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:08 No.34277553
    >>34277504
    Becuase it is a terrible fanfic that mixes two things that shouldnt mix, history is pretty much a copy paste from fallout with a lesbian pony protagonist.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:08 No.34277558
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    >>34277464

    Well you don't write fanfics where she is "gruesomely" murdered with shitty descriptions making it impossible to fap to, that is what he is trying to say. I hate her as well but I hate all the Ponies. I just hate her less than others but I still hate her.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:09 No.34277564
    >>34277255
    I don't think he ever came here
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:09 No.34277565
    >>34277487
    I'm going to fap.

    Anybody want to watch that?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:09 No.34277567
    >>34277530
    >the ending was weak.
    Oh god this, I read over 40 fucking chapters for that fucking shit ending I was mad as fuck.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:09 No.34277571
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    >>34277255
    KC does a LOT more pony.
    He just never posts it here.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:09 No.34277573
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    >>34277380
    I was a nerd in high school and I love Dash. Though I can see why some might find her personality annoying or abrasive, but I find her awesome.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:09 No.34277579
    >>34277504
    >I thought it had a good reputation

    EXACTLY
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:09 No.34277584
    >>34277397
    In my defense the picture intrigued me>>34277166

    I mean what the fuck was happening
    Young NMM? Okay so what later she grows up and kills all the mane cast or what? And even later she regrets it?

    I mean that had potential. It could have been intresting
    But nope
    OC WITH OOC MANE6 TRY TO >feel BUT ARE TO RETARDED TO EVEN COME CLOSE
    Fuck that fic
    Fuck how they raped everything about the show
    And fuck the people whol like it and defend it
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:09 No.34277589
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    >>34277439
    I take that back
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:10 No.34277599
    >>34277422
    I think I've seen more horrorfics where Rarity is the killer than ones where she's a victim.

    >>34277411
    Past Sins was just so painfully mediocre that drives you insane. Oh sure, you'll rage at Nyx, you'll rage at the retardedly OOC mane6, you'll rage at the meandering navel gazing of the third act, and you'll spew blood at the moronic conclusion, but all in all, it's just milquetoast on a level that man was never meant to reach.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:10 No.34277606
    >>34277504
    It has a good reputation among bronies
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:11 No.34277631
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    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:11 No.34277642
    >>34277599
    This reaction is what made Past Sins such effective trolling material
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:11 No.34277644
    >>34277504
    I think as it grew more popular, it grew more hated.

    Personally, I'll never read it because grimderp belongs to FiM as much as tea parties belong to Warhammer 40K
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:11 No.34277649
    >>34277584
    If you can't say something nice, don't say anyt-
    FUCK YOU COCK SUCKER! HOW BOUT I SMACK YOUR SHIT! THEN MAYBE YOU'LL LIKE PAST SINS!
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:11 No.34277652
    >>34277341

    that concept doesn't sound THAT bad, really

    i mean honestly i think you could make a passable fanfiction with it if you're not a fucking shit writer
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:12 No.34277660
    >>34277573
    Everyone have different projections on Dash, but you can understand why people will latch unto her abbrasiveness instead of her other qualities.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:12 No.34277663
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    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:12 No.34277669
    >>34277631

    >Nyx
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:12 No.34277673
    >>34277422
    People usually hate Rarity because he is like those rich girls that only care about going out and looking pretty, the kind of girl that would never care about bronies and even make fun of them, everyone started to hate Dash because, lets admit it, she started to act like a giant cunt in S2
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:12 No.34277674
    >>34277652
    Yeah, the concept behind the story is great.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 02/14/12(Tue)00:12 No.34277675
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    >>34277584

    Yeah, Valcron seduced us with adorable pictures and the potential of an interesting story.

    Instead, we got... that.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:12 No.34277676
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    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:13 No.34277688
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    >> Glaive 02/14/12(Tue)00:13 No.34277695
    >>34277682
    >>34277682
    >>34277682
    >>34277682
    >>34277682
    >>34277682
    >>34277682
    >>34277682

    NEW MARE
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:14 No.34277706
    >>34277571
    I fucking LOVE Macro/Giantess

    Has he done any more anthro pony of it?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:14 No.34277711
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    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:14 No.34277714
    >>34277652
    The only part of the concept I have a problem with is
    >pony cultist
    However, a group of Discord cultist sounds like the basis for a good comedy fic.
    >> Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y 02/14/12(Tue)00:14 No.34277722
    I don't think I'll finish that sketch I posted earlier until I get better at humans.

    Which will be never.

    Now where is the new horse?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:15 No.34277749
    >>34277504
    Fallout - An enthralling adventure in a post apocalyptic wasteland of a Cold War retro-future staring YOU!

    Fallout: Equestria - Watch poorly written OC ponies walk about a clumsy grimderp setting and have lame adventures
    >> Glaive 02/14/12(Tue)00:15 No.34277753
    >>34277722

    >>34277695
    >>34277695
    >>34277695
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:15 No.34277763
    >>34277652
    Young NMM being raised by mane cast could be interesting
    I mean NMM interacting with Luna, Normal ponies reacting to NMM
    But it wasn't NMM it was a shitty alicorn OC
    And then not only the mane cast were OOC.
    I mean seriously Luna and Spike have brain damage. It's the only explication.

    And again when FUCKING DASH IS BY FAR THE WISEST CHARACTER IN THE WHOLE FIC WHILE STILL BEING MORE RETARDED THAN SHE IS IN THE SHOW SHOULD FUCKING TELL YOU SOMETHING
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:16 No.34277765
    >>34277673
    I think with Dash some people just want to knock her down a peg but go too fare like in Cupcakes where she was killed slowly, they wanted the tears and screams
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:16 No.34277773
    >>34277714

    It would be like the Bacchae. Only Celestia wouldn't end up cross dressing and getting murdered by the Bacchants.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:17 No.34277797
    Fallout Equestria is the worst piece of crap ever.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 02/14/12(Tue)00:17 No.34277818
    >>34277714

    Pony cultists should have been the best fucking part of that story. I mean that was what I was looking forward to. Celestia having some cloak and dagger deception with these cultists trying to bring Nightmare Moon back. Instead, we got this complete cop-out with the main cultist suddenly being her student (Introduced in the chapter it became a plot point, no less) and then Celestia suddenly developing a crippling case of retardation.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:18 No.34277851
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    >>34277673
    They were always the same in s1 and s2. Dash just had one poorly written episode and now everyone wants her dead. Early Rarity was pretty atrocious, but once she started getting her own episodes she came through as well wile still having flaws.

    >You know it's a good fleshed out character when discussion can be had about them and they divide peoples opinions into such wide spectrums as "hate" and "love" over a certain pony.

    touche mlp touche
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:18 No.34277861
    >>34277818
    Still it was better than Luna
    I mane she yells at Celestia about how could she even think about taking Nyx away to see if she is evil
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:20 No.34277912
    fuck i didn't even realize that it's valentine's day
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 02/14/12(Tue)00:21 No.34277946
    >>34277861

    OH dear lord, I repressed that shit!
    Why is Luna defending Nyx? WHY isn't Luna trying to kill Nyx? I mean this is a manifestation of her personal evil, you'd think Luna would be trying to save the world by stopping it, even if she had to kill an innocent. Instead, they barely get any fucking interaction period. Apparently, it was more important to focus on "MAMA TWILIGHT, MAMA TWILIGHT!" Good lord I want to smash that little brat against a brick wall.
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 02/14/12(Tue)00:21 No.34277951
    >>34277861
    >throws trip back on
    The idea of Luna confronting NMM's reincarnation was so rich for me, that single thing inspired a story from me, which I wrote incomplete notes on.

    It's that whole "Past Sins screenplay" thing that sometimes gets thrown around.

    Fuck, Luna and NMM were going to have a battle that tore the sky in half.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 02/14/12(Tue)00:24 No.34278033
    >>34277951

    "What? A battle? Between Nightmare Moon and Luna? HOW RIDICULOUS! We don't have time for that. We have six more chapters of Nyx brooding and raving about the tragedy of being Queen of Equestria to get through!"

    I would smack Penstroke in the face if I ever met him.
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 02/14/12(Tue)00:27 No.34278140
    >>34278033
    Didn't he make Luna a coward, fluttershy like character that just fainted in the corner or something?

    Sigh.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:27 No.34278144
    >>34276928
    Twilight Skies Over Canterlot is my favorite story
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:28 No.34278169
    >>34276928
    I liked Number Eleven and Traveller.

    But then I'm a Doctor Who fan, so you may not take to it.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 02/14/12(Tue)00:29 No.34278193
    >>34278140

    Worse. She was literally defeated and banished off-screen.

    Didn't even give us a fucking fight. He just skipped ahead to Nyx being Queen of Equestria.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:30 No.34278198
    >>34276928

    Commander Jesus' shit is good if you are looking for a quick laugh or something absurd.
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 02/14/12(Tue)00:31 No.34278252
    >>34278169
    I love both those fics and recommend them. It's
    >12
    btw, not eleven. And forgive the formatting errors of 12, it's an early work and most of its fixed in Traveller
    >>34278193
    And now I'm angry again at the fic. I suppose I'm somewhat invested in Luna's character, though, because of the writing I've done for her. I want to see her shine. in her way



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