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I finished episode 10.
I liked this one. The BGM is actually good, reminding me of the quirkiness of Daniel Pemberton's LittleBigPlanet OST.
Though, I have a few questions.
How did Pinkie expect this to happen?
Is Twilight easily driven to madness?
I'll keep moving now.

>rope

Shh.
Pony, is asleep.

>>34244642
Rarity.
Now no one can have her.

>faggotry

>>34244371

>Find abandoned baby Fluttershy on your doorstep
>She is shivering and frightened
>She sees you and smiles, raising her little front hooves up to you
>You pick her up and carry her into your house
>You coo at her and tell her everything will be okay
>She giggles and nuzzles into your grasp
>You take her into the kitchen
>You turn the oven on
>You put Fluttershy inside
>She is confused and reaches out to you
>You shut the door and make some cocoa
>You sip you cocoa while you listen to Fluttershy start crying and, before long, begin to sizzle
>Smile

>>34244642
TWILIGHT SPARKLE

>>34244642
Sleepyhead

>>34244642
tabasco pony

>>34244642
FS

>>34244647
I liek GG
>opinions
he is good feeling artist
strikes minimalist pose, evokes full pictures thought

>>34244642
Applebloom

>>34244644
Pinkie just knows things, I think she reads the script in advance.

And yes, Twilight can go crazy fairly easily when things go wrong.

>>34244663

>>34244652
>Sweetie belle.jpg

>>34244652
Ross is shipping Pinkie and Sweetie now? Disgusting.

>>34244652
Oh god my boner.

>>34244642
I CHOOSE ME NOW NOBODY CAN HAVE ME

>>34244663
>Using the oven
>Winter.
>Implying I love looking at my bill that much.

>>34244644
>How did Pinkie expect this to happen?
She's Pinkie Pie, I ain't gotta explain shit.
>Is Twilight easily driven to madness?
Oh, you have no idea.

>>34244642
Applejack. Now I'm the only one who can have her.

>>34244652
Why did you post Sweetie belle?

>>34244642
Rose Pone

>>34244642

Sorry. I've already got a non-pony Waifu.

That's still pretty pathetic but hey, I've got to remain loyal.

>>34244642
Dibs!

>Is Twilight easily driven to madness?

Man you don't even know.

>>34244642
I pick

ALL PONIES

Why is thread pony waifus right off the bat?

>>34244737
GORETASTIC YOU ARE MY PONY WAIFU

>>34244652
>shipping Pinkie Pie and Rarity

you sick bastard

>>34244642
Bonbon.

She's all mine now, fuck off Lyra.

>>34244642
Celestia
Haha! She's all mine!

But why?

Someone needs to find out roughly how many apples stack to 8 feet, than compare an image of a FiM apple to the 8 ft FiM candy cane. If roughly the same number of apples fit in an 8 ft length, then we've established that the equestrian ft is at least scalable to the Imperial foot.

>>34244737
Because this place is filled with sad faggots.

>>34244741

BUT IM NOT A PONY.

>you're setting up dinner
>Fluffy pony is dashing back and forth beneath you, winding between your legs
>You're having guests, so you made a big dinner. They should be here soon
>You put the large croc pot on the table and go back for the yams
>Fluffy pony is standing next to her high chair saying "Up! Up! Up!"
>You tell her to wait for a moment
>She perches precariously on her hind legs, and tries to jump upwards
>She wobbles and grabs the table cloth for support as she falls down
>The contents of the table start to slide
>Fluffy pony sais "oopsies" and looks up just in time to see the massive, heavy crock pot falling towards her face
>There's a sickening crunch

>>34244702
I choose you! Now you're mine!

>>34244737
Because we're easily distracted. Like throwing a bunch of marbles in front of small children.

My laugh is manly consarnit

>>34244737
You must be new.

>>34244737
Got a problem with that, partner?

Can you guys collectively help me downvote all the TF2 pony videos on Youtube?


The ponies look stupid and the videos are irritating. Thanks.

>>34244629
>filename

VGTG

reposting for the night time. Human anon x human Pinkie

http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=574&warning=9

>>34244737
Why is this thread ponies right off the bat?

>>34244761
OH shit it's team Rocket!

>>34244761
Oh yeah? I choose Terry.

>>34244755
I'm more interested in figuring out what Luna is planning on doing with all those Eliacubes.

>>34244756
I'm a sad faggot

>>34244755
Even if it was right on the dot, people would find a way to argue otherwise for the sake of it.

>>34244778

Because ponies of course.

>>34244759
Stop it man

You're making me >feel things I wish I didnt

>>34244597
>SHE'S FUCKING A HOBO

Fuck waifus

Husbandos are better

>>34244761
GO STEVE THE MIDGET!
>"STEEEVEN!"

>>34244647
>Go to sleep with sleepy doll
>She goes out almost immediately
>Let her lay right on your chest as you sleep
>Have the best nights sleep in ages
>Wake up
>Shes still sleeping
>Gently pick her up and place her on your pillow and cover her with a little blanket
>She looks so peaceful

>>34244755
>minecraft

>>34244788
But you're still better than Nathan.

>>34244663
>>34244759

>Fluttershy is the new Fluffy Pony

>>34244761

Wait when did fluffy ponies start getting tiny?

>>34244778
SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE
WE'VE GOT A BURN VICTIM

>>34244802
How can you hug slime?

>>34244644
It's my favorite BGM.
The harpsichord-like stuff was amazing.

>>34244815
I wrote the fluffy pony one. It wasnt at all related to the Fluttershy one.

>>34244644

>Is Twilight easily driven to madness?

>>34244759

>implying I use a tablecloth and would put the crock-pot that close to the edge of the table

Honestly, more fluffy ponies die due to incompetent owners than their own stupidity.

>>34244815
Oh the fun we will have.

>>34244663
Couldnt I just stuff her in my shirt, with her head poking out the collar?

>>34244828
How can you LIKE Slime?

>>34244642

Can I be my own waifu?

>>34244810
Nathan streamed rifftrax earlier today.

He's not THAT bad.

>>34244823

Fluffy pony has always been a tiny little pony. How else would you keep it in your house?

>>34244780
>that feel when your pony folder is utterly devoid of ponies dressed as Team Rocket Grunts
It's not the nicest feel I've ever had.

>>34244817
Aww!

>>34244782
I don't mind. Terry's lame anyway, needed Rainbow Dash to save Twilight Sparkle's wedding.

>>34244823
In my mind I imagine all the fluffy ponies as filles because they never live to adulthood.

>>34244853
How can you FUCK slime?

Someone post that pony roll fuck image.

I pick Spitfire

>>34244856
Sure thing Lyra.

>>34244874
kill yourself

>>34244857
>streaming Riff Trax
>Taking money from those hard working riffers

Nathan, you are worse than Hitler.

>>34244863

GIMME THE BOX

>>34244737
I love all ponies equally. Yay, come on to me and receive love and hugs

>>34244704
Isn't the whole point of the oven to be insulated and hold all that heat in during the cooking process? The outside temperature shouldn't increase how much energy you need to cook that much apart from the initial startup. Not to mention hot food in winter is the best thing.
Am I missing something obvious here?

>>34244832

My mistake.

>>34244858
Well they started out as regular ponies who were really fluffy and really stupid. They had to be kept in the house for their own safety.

>>34244858
I expect fluffy ponies are as small as a cat.
Not as small as Tabasco but as small as a cat.
Like one of those cats you see super villains with.

>>34244874

>>34244871
stick your dick in it?

>>34244874
but i see no ass there...

>>34244871
stick it in the fridge and let it stiffen up a bit.

>>34244802
My mind is still blown that that goddamn OC could become that popular.

>>34244857
Did he strip and cry afterwards?

>>34244864
This makes a surprising amount of sense.

>>34244871
Easy.

>>34244771

VGW

>>34244808
>Sleepy pone is dead

>>34244642
None of them.

>>34244823

They were probably bred to be small - makes them cute.

I put them about a foot and a half to two feet high, tops - about the size of a big cat or a small dog.

>>34244759
Fluffy pony doesnt have enough mass to displace a full crockpot. Shes all fluff

>>34244864

This probably makes the most sense.

>>34244771
VGN

>>34244882

NOW I CAN LIVE OUT MY FAN FICTIONS.

>>34244922
>mfw I get a boner from a gelatinous cube.
>But not a slime pony.
Why, Weaver?

>>34244922

>fucking gelatinous cubes

We've been over this, they dissolve organic matter. If you stick your dick in this thing it will fucking melt.

PHN is streaming humanized Trixie and simultaneously playing Red Sonja

Get in here

http://www.livestream.com/phndraws

>>34244903

>>34244888
But I bought the audio tracks myself and synched them to the video.

Even then the only videos I downloaded to do this were ones I already own physical copies of.

>>34244864
I've always mentally imagined it going something like this. Fluffy ponies would be the same size as regular ponies (larger with all the fluff), but they never live long enough to grow to maturity.

who wants a hug!?

How does pone apply eyeliner?

>>34244923
VGTG

>>34244904
Ass is typically defined as "Backstory" but since ponies have no tits the butt takes priority.

>>34244802
>tfw you actually found the Garbage Ponies Tumblr substantial on its own merits even as an OC Tumblr before that radioactive ooze shit quickly diverted its focus

>>34244878
Fuck you I called dibs

You can have the shitty yellow pegasus

>>34244970
Not me

>>34244939
She has the density of a dying sun.

>>34244958

>>34244976

Magic?

>>34244979
>ponies with tits
please god no..

>>34244980
>tfw spitfire ruined grimdark big mac

>>34244982
imokwiththis.jpg

>>34244926
No shes just a deep sleeper

>You could pick her up and take her with you in the crook of her arm and she'd sleep through the whole day

>>34244809
>Sweetie Belle's VA doing a minecraft LP on youtube

I think it's time for some Valentine's >feels.

>>34244960
>Trixie

>>34245021
>Tuck her in your hoodie.
>Take her to work.

>sleepy pone
>sleeping

I would fucking blast me soothing loon calls to help her sleep.

>>34244929
well, if you go into it either
a) knowing you'll never have a well paying job
b) already lined up for a job
it's acceptable

>>34245021
talking about sleepy ponies

>>34245000
But what about eyeliner pones who don't have magic?

Why is it that lately every time I think of Tobasco pone all I can think of is her using a bucket of lego to antagonize everyone?

And why is that concept so difficult to articulate well in >greentext?

If only I could draw we'd have a strip about Tobasco and Sriracca pones fighting with huge lego robots. And a loveable cast of British, Irish, and Scottish food pones trying to influence the outcome whenever Tobasco cheats. Oh well.

>>34245036

>>34245047
>wearing hoodies

>>34244997

dont forget the finale

>>34245038
It's pretty hot dude come look

>>34245059

Hell I don't know, they probably go to the spa to get that shit applied for them or something.

>>34245054
>loon calls
Oh darn you

>>34245036
I'm not fun enough for anyone like rainbow dash.

If people were animals, I would be a dead turtle.

>>34244982
Too bad faggot I claimed her first

>>34245034
>Minecraft LP
Vanilla minecraft, adventure maps, or something else? At any rate, got a link?

>>34245060

>dat feel when I don't know how to greentext in the middle of a sentence.

>>34244980
I like Jack and his Noel-esque tallponies, but he's fallen in with the circlejerk crowd and there is no turning back.

I'm putting a lot of effort in writing this fanfic, but I'm paralyzed by the fear that'll be trite and completely forgettable, and it's really affecting my productivity. Any advice ?

>>34245058
I hope she lands on farming tools

>>34245036
Why yes, I think it is.

>>34245091

>>34245101
It's easy. Just do >this

>>34245105
futa Celestia and futa Luna raping Twilight

>>34245060
>You wake up suddenly
>You check your clock
>3 a.m.
>You're thirsty as hell. A quick glass of water, then back to bed
>You slide out of bed
>You take a step forward
>You feel a sharp pain in your food
>You recoil back onto the bed and flick on the bedside lamp
>Lego pieces have been systematically placed in concentric circles around your bed
>You hear a giggle from the closet that sounds suspiciously like Tobasco pony

>>34245091

>darn

Such language.

>>34245036

Fuck you. Any other time of the year I wouldn't let this give me feels.

Fuck Valentine's day. Fuck it to hell.

>>34245085
This picture makes no sense, the Darkness is passed from Father to Son, women can't possess it.

>>34245107
aw we already know you'd hope she landed on >you

>>34244864
I would snuggle fluffy Scootaloo

she wouldnt like it cause shes hats mushy stuff and try to fly away. The fluff gets in the way of her wings and she just falls down. She starts crying, so I pick her up and make her feel better

>>34245036
We should like, make a shit-ton of >feels for this upcoming valentines.

>>34245101
>he doesn't know how to >greentext

>>34245130
>neckbeard science 101

>>34245130
>implying Trixie was born a female

>>34245105
There's nothing you can do to prevent it from being so. Don't worry about it.

>>34245091
>Darn
And here I was thinking you were a lady

>>34245105
The only thing I could suggest is...

Fuck, I have that problem too.

Just believe in the you who believes in yourself?

>>34244863

>>34245131

>>34245095
You just have to be a flying turtle.

All rainbow dash needs is a steady rock to lean on.

>>34245058
>AJ after reading an appledash story

So I always have really vivid dreams when I take an ambien, and I'm planning on taking one tonight. However, between taking it and actually falling asleep, I'd like to watch a couple of episode in hopes of wonderful dreams of Equestria. So which couple of Episodes should I watch?

>>34244647
>>34244647

Am I the only one who kinda wants to see someone like Sleepy Head on the show?

And that she be voiced by whoever it was that voiced Chuckie Finster in Rugrats?

>>34244771
Did someone just say [VGS]? Because I think I just heard someone say [VGS].

>>34245148
and neither do >you

>>34245124
I laughed.

>>34245047
>work

AhahahaahahahahahaaahahaI'msosadahahahahahahahaha

>>34245145
I don't feel like it

>>34245162
>COMPLETELY FORGETTING ABOUT THE JAMES PONY THAT WAS WITH PHOTO FINISH

DAMN

>>34245060
>Wake up.
>Get out of bet, only to have you feet greeted by shooting pain.
>Your knees give out as you fall, landing onto more invisible spikes in your room, knocking over your desk.
>Turn on the lamp that fell next to you.
>Lego's line your entire floor.
>Someone took the time to pick out the smallest size ones too.
>All of them are red.
>Slowly make your way out of your room.
>The hallway is covered too.

>>34245105
Give up?
If you're not doing it for yourself to play/practice or as something for a friend or whatever then why bother?

If you want attention and for everyone to say they love it, just put fetishes and crying in there. No one will care about anything else.

>>34245184
Don't you mean you don't >feel like it?

>>34245130
Pony Darkness units are different measurements than ours.

>>34245184
oh shit did that gorilla's jimmies get rustled? HOW?!

>>34245174
Yes.
An OC getting into the show would create such a mess on this already broken place.

>Scratching your fluffy pony's belly
>Sidetracked, your hand drifts too low
>Your palm hovers over a source of heat while your fingers scritch around it
>Realize why your palm is hot
>Look down at fluffy pony
>It's asleep
>Decide to part the fluff where the warmth is coming from
>See it's tiny, plump vagina

What do you do?

>waking up and stepping on legos

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE.

>>34244980
Well, okay, "diverted" is a bit of an exaggeration... but still, I the whole "invite someone else's OC into it just because I'm friends with their artist" is rather middling, especially when said character completely disrupts the relatively subtle and earth-toned atmosphere with neon sci-fi slime.

>>34245124
>>34245200
>Lego landmine mind

>>34245216
>What do you do?
Repost that one >feel

>>34245158

It's funny you'd post that, cause one particular part is inspired by Gurren Lagann.

Episode 11 is near completion.
Nothing note worthy really, I did like the song.
The mayor cannot run her town correctly.
Why do they have to clear the snow? Shouldn't the sun do that for them?

Should I stop here and continue tomorrow? I think I'm starting to hallucinate.

>>34245208

>>34245216
>You take a closer look
>It's a giant tick feeding on fluffy pony's blood

>>34245100
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEfVjfrKoSo


She says a few funny things

>>34245105
if (fun==yes)
{
continue
}
else
{
stop
}

>>34245174

>>34245091

>darn you

>>34245216
>kill story writer

>>34245119
>>34245101
I'll do >this with my hands!

This being the inclusion of complete spoiler tags before and after the desired segment of the sentence, as shown here:
[ spoiler ][ /spoiler ]>Nigel[ spoiler ][ /spoiler ]

Just remove spaces and enjoy!

>>34245233
You mean the one where anon rapes fluffy pony? Because that isnt a >feel anon.That isnt a >feel at all.

>>34245238
Carve up the rest of the series over several days. No more than two or three a day. It loses its "flavor" faster the more you try to cram into one day.

Anyone have any good clopfics to read? I'm bored and have some time to kill.

>>34245203
>that feel when you desperately crave acceptance yet avoid doing the obvious things you know will earn it in the vain hope that eventually everyone might suddenly value the things you yourself feel are important in your own work

>>34245060

>Dig up your old legos out of curiosity one day
>You try to build something, but you are missing that one fucking piece, you saw it ten times when you didn't need it
>Tabasco has been looking at you intently the whole time, and makes fun of you for liking little kid toys
>You say don't knock it till you try it, and give her a pieces
>She's enraptured by the Legos, and builds all sorts of things

>She's quiet for the next couple of days
>You've mentioned Valentines day is coming up, but she just says yeah whatever
>When the day does roll around, there is a big red Lego heart as well as a card
>You smile and go to get it, but as you walk into the kitchen, you step on a lego
>You curse under your breath and look at the card
>'Happy Valentines Day, dumbass. You should watch where you are going.'
>You still tape her to the fridge when she wakes up

>>34245203
>I write fics that nobody wants to read, ironically

>>34245264
>darn you, kaka carrot cake
>you am no real super sand

>>34245273

Source?

>>34245238
Just stop when you stop enjoying yourself.

>>34245272
Did someone say....

>>34245289
Source? MLPG of course.

>>34245273
>rape? I was talking about the one where she's in heat.

>>34245276

Do this. Don't over-do it or you'll get burned out. It only gets better from there.

Except for THAT FUCKING OWL

>>34245286
VIRGINA!

>>34245280
>I am interacting romantically with a miniature talking food horse

>>34245216

>continue to scratch fluffy pony's belly because I'm not a degenerate.

>>34245124
>Dawn Of The Second Day
>of taking care of you friend's fluffy pone
>carefully check the floor for lego
>none
>you note that the fact they're gone actually bothers you
>carefully scan the floor for lego all the way into the kitchen
>expect Tobasco pone to have yet another speech ready for you
>silence
>you must have really pissed her off, she's usually nowhere near this passive-aggressive
>open the pantry to get some cereal
>fwap
>she rigged the door up to one of those rubber dart launchers
>open the cabinet for a bowl
>fwap
>open the drawer for a spoon
>fwap>it finally dawns on you
>you're in for an entire week of not only desperately trying to keep a fluffy pone alive
>you're in for a week of the most pissed off Tobasco pone you've ever seen
>consider shooting yourself

>>34245203

You're right in that I am doing this for myself and for my own enjoyment, I guess I'm just self conscious about showing it because I'm pretty insecure about my writings and it's something that matters a lot to me.

>>34245238

Somehow the ponies have created a static weather zone in their nation. Snow doesn't melt. Clouds don't move. Rain doesn't fall. Leaves don't drop. Rainbows don't... shimmy?

Weather still works normally outside of Equestria though.

>>34245280
>Valentines day and Tabasco.
I remember a fic like that once, it was terrible.

>>34245278
Try this.

http://pastebin.com/rG2z09AU

>>34245216
Put fluffy pony to bed and wash hands

>>34245323
>something that matters a lot to me

Get over that idea quickly. Its fanfiction. Better drop that it matters right now, fucko

>>34245272
Stop being helpful, Terse.

This is the exact kind of shit that makes people think you're a faggot.

>>34245280

I love this tsundere approach to Tabasco Pony.

Hey Pacce, is there something wrong with FiMchan's images? Half of them aren't showing up.

yellow quiet is a very ugly pony

>>34245314
>Years later
>You and tabasco pony are married
>Get bored and have a saucy affair with sriracha pony

>>34245317
Just tape the cunt to the fridge.

>>34245107
>go to /co/
>find MLPGeneral
>before clicking General, view the haybale gif, laugh
>enter General, jump to bottom
>see this post at the very bottom, realize the reference without having to hover
>laugh so hard I choke

You know what? That's the best I'm gonna get from these threads tonight. Have a wonderful time being friendly and harmonious toward each other.

>>34245244
>Light up a match
>fluffy pony wakes up
>She see you trying to poke her with a still hot match
>she screams and runs away, falls, gets up and runs away some more

>>34245317
>Winston takes over the Fluffy Pony Tabasco trainwreck.
>lolLegos
I miss the other one now.

TESTING, ONE TWO >THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34245233
>come home from a long day at work
>fluffy pony is nowhere to be found
>you hear a whimpering coming from the living room
>you find her curled up on the floor, twitching
>she says she thinks she's sick
>you pick her up to cradle her, shushing her and calming her down
>she says her body feels weird
>you notice her tiny hips gyrating
>the realization hits you along with the scent, heavy and sweet
>you can feel your cock start to stiffen, uncomfortably tight in your pants
>you lie her on your lap and tell her you know how to make her better
>she asks if you have medicine
>you bite your lip and nod
>rubbing her belly, you part her fluff until you find the source of her woes
>her lips are slick and swollen, heavy in heat
>you slip two fingers in slowly, hearing her gasp and squeal
>as you work them she gets more into it, panting as she rides your fingers
>unable to bear it any longer, you unzip your pants and whip it out
>sitting her upright on your lap, you tell her to relax
>she moans and nods, her eyes half-lidded
>with relative ease, you slowly glide her down on your cock
>with your hands on her sides, you lift her up again, then bring her down, then up, and down...
>she's moaning louder now, her little hooves flailing wildly.
>she comes first, squealing and flailing, her body tensing up
>you're not far behind, holding her down on to your cock one last time as you blow your load, seeing her belly swell slightly.
>after just a moment, her eyes dart open in surprise
>you can hear the *PFF* as her fluff poofs out a few more inches around
>she nuzzles your nose and jumps off your lap, absorbed in something else entirely
>"Ball! Ball!"

>captcha: little gorgeous
HA HA.

>>34245365
>I want to have romantic relations with a talking bottle of Tobasco

>>34245276
>>34245307
>>34245290
Alright then, I hope you gentlemen have a wonderful night. I'll visit someday.
Oh who am I kidding, I'm stuck here.

>>34245100
i remember drawing something from that vid

>>34245366
everything works fine for me chief

>>34245317

>tape Tabasco Pony to the Ceiling. Upside down.

>>34245378
>Saucy affair

>>34245357

You misunderstood. My writing ability is what matters to me, not that fanfiction in particular.

I don't particularly care about the story itself, I'm just having fun with it. What I do care about is writing in an elegant and agreeable way.

>>34245317
>Tobasco pony and fluffy pony in the same story
YOU FUCKED UP

>>34244642
dibs

>>34245385

but with the way that looks that could >imply that I started a new line and used greentext which would be cheating I'm not a cheater

>>34245378
>yfw sriracha's a Taiwanese ladyboy

>>34245308
Hahaha.

I really don't know what's going on in this thread anymore.

>>34245323
Then do it and find someone who is willing to look over it for you.
Preferably multiple someones.
At least two.
One who will help you technically and one who is willing to say "This is bad, do it better."

Then you will become Super Saiyan.

which pony has the sweetest pussy

my vote

>>34245390
NO BONER

STOP

FUCK YOU BONER

>>34245443
I'm not sure what was going on in this thread to begin with.

>>34245436

>>34245417
Man, you are just an insufferable faggot. Nothing you do will ever be liked by anyone with that attitude. Just stop now.

>>34245456

>>34245456
It's certainly sweeter than Rarity's.

>>34245395
Weird, I'm getting "500 Internal Server Error" with a bunch of the pics on /art/ and /fic/.

>>34244642
Can she be my "head-pat"-fu?

>>34245383
>You hate to do it, but you have to get that tick off
>You grab fluffy pony and shove her to the ground, exposing her tummy
>You locate the tick
>You flick your lighter on and move in for the kill
>Fluffy pony is crying and begging you to stop
>She's so afraid of fire
>You ignore her and start heating the tick
>A single strand of her fluff comes into contact with the flame
>Fluffy pony lights up like flash paper, turning into a massive ball of fire
>Within seconds, it's burned all her fluff away and gone out
>Fluffy pony is shaking with fear
>She isnt used to life without the fluff
>It's so much colder without it
>She quickly develops hypothermia and dies

>Anon attempts to distract general from Winston's shit fic.

>Twilight has been turned into a Fluffy Pony
>Would you rape her while she is confused and has the intelligence of a Fluffy Pony?

>>34245456
Second

Dat subtle vanilla flavor

>>34245390
>gyrating
GYROBOWL MUTHAFUCKA.

>>34245456
NO

I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT

I PROMISED MYSELF THAT JUST ONCE MORE WHILE FAPPING SO I COULD EFFORTLESSLY CUM WHILE STARING STRAIGHT AT NAKED HUMAN WOMEN

THEN THAT'S IT

I'M DONE NOW

>>34245390

>>34245466

That's just poor trolling. You should at least try to be topical, dropping the bomb too early is giving up.

>>34245361
Put your name back on, Rose! I know it's you, after you got mad at me for the same thing earlier. Even in jest.

>>34245392
You were warned! You! Were! Warned!

>>34245492
>Raping fluffy ponies
>Implying you can even find the vagina
>Implying they even have genitals

>Twilight worked feverishly, trying desperately to think of a way to contain the infection
>Her magic wasn't working properly at this point, so she had to write with the quill in her mouth (she wished Spike wasn't off running errands now)
>She tried to contain it but it was still spreading
>Another tuft of her coat broke out into a mass of fluff on her side, over fifty percent of her body was now covered in fluff
>The calculations before her started to look like nonsense, her mind clouded
>She wanted to give in, to accept the change, but her last spark of reason continued to push onward
>At last she can't take it anymore
>All over her coat became fluffier and fluffier
>She cried out, at first a cry of frustration ending in just a mewling baby's cry for attention
>Spike comes home to find her a drooling sputtering mess of fluff drawing over her mathematical equations with pictures of butterflies
>She looks up at him
>"Pway?"

>>34245402
>>34245381
>decide to stop being a faggot and tape her to the fridge again
>open junk drawer
>catch the fucking dart
>the tape is gone
>glue works just as well, so you take that instead
>the search begins
>open spice cabinet
>fwak
>take a break to ice your new bruise
>she's using marbles now

>>34245456

<< This guy sure thought so.

>>34245524
Just fucking stop already.

Someone stop the thread I want to get off.

>>34245527
>2011
what?

>>34245507
I've got a point though. Silly tripfag, won't ever contribute anything but being an annoying faggot

>>34245524
Winston, do you wish that tabasco pony was your waifu?

What are you >feels on those tender moments where she lets her guard down and admits that you're not oo bad?

>>34245170

Ah, come on, no suggestions? Not even an attempt to give me horrible nightmares?

>>34245317
>You decide to go on the offensive and stop Tabasco before anything horrible happens
>Put two sided tape on the counters and wherever Tabasco tends to walk, without having it get in the way of fluffy pone
>After waiting for an entire day dodging darts and keeping fluffy pone safe, you go to bed
>fluffy pony is sleeping next to you
>wake up
>fluffy pony is nowhere in your room
>You dart into the kitchen
>fluffy pone is covered and tied up in tape on the floor
>When you step to fluffy pone, tabasco pops up behind it
>"Don't move, or the pony gets it."
>bucket full of water mysteriously propped up on the counter above fluffy pony, with a string to tip it over

>>34245554
You want us to hold our horses?

>>34245534
DON'T FEEL GOOD WHEN A FAGGOT TAKES CONTROL OF THE TABASCO FICS, DOES IT?!

>>34245554
There is no escape

>>34245487
>quickly grab pony up and treat her burns.
>wrap her in a blanket and hold her close
>Shes happy again and wants to always be snuggling against you

>>34245571
Yes Winston wants to fuck a bottle of Tobasco.

>>34245501
try not to think about what her hot puss would smell like as you probe gently between her lips with your tongue, tasting her feminine essence

>>34245573

>Fluffy pony is blissfully unaware of its present situation
>Thinks this is pwaytime

>>34245492
I'd certainly hug the crap out of her

>>34245598
But she already died in the original. Cant change that. Nice going wrapping her corpse in a blanket though.

>>34245509
>implying I'm Rose
Nope! Not even close!

>>34244119
>>34244234
I think this is looking like shit. I think I'm going to give up on it.

>>34245554
>he thinks he can get out

>>34245573
>Fluffy pony looks at the water
>Fluffy pony drowns

>>34245575
I want you people to quit foaling around

>>34245573
>fluffy pone drowns, your friend disowns you

There.
its done.

Now forget about it and let's never talk about this again.

>Tabasco fluffy fic started out with Tabasco pissed as fuck at Anon for 'owning' a fluffy pony.
>Winston takes over.
>Tabasco is threatening Fluffy pony with its life.
HAUEUEUEUEUEUE

No, I don't want to rape anybody.

>be the one who made that playing tribes image, single tear and all
>ponies take it

you have incurred mine wrath, and a curse I lay upon thee.
Never again shall you go fast, not a single sanic shall you speed.
I hereby rip off your horseshoes, and leave ye a lame mare, dickbutt.
so sayeth I, the wizard.

>>34245509
Stop being helpful AND a bad guesser!

>>34245610
How about this idea?

>>34245621
I....I cant let go.

Please, just leave us alone

>>34245610
And definitely don't think about the quiet squeaks and moans of pleasure she makes as you do that

>>34245645
>Winston proceeds to force the tip of a Tobasco bottle into his urethra and pour the contents down.

>>34245662
Rose go to bread or they'll think you're doing drugs at school again.

>>34245649
SO EDGY XD

>>34245661

>>34245661
>implying you made it
nigga that was me

>>34245628
It's more that she's enjoying the computer rather than trying to figure it out. You expect me to pay for a wrong order?

>>34245644
>hotsauce

>>34245661
my response

>>34245661
please take it back to /v/ with you along with all the cocksuckers who came here anytime after last april

Swiffer pony. Now in brighter happy colors!

Was there an anon here today, watching the show for the first time?
How'd it go?

>>34245706
>Hotsauce makes a fapfic about Tabasco because lets face it, shes the right size.

>>34245725
protip: you are bad at drawing

>>34245725

>>34245727
He will never leave MLPG

>>34245628
>she isn't trying to figure out the computer
i didnt ask for this

>>34245725
Dude. She's supposed to be a pony version of a Swiffer duster. Basically a fluffy pony. Do you even watch this fanon?

>>34245667
This isn't even boners.

This is >feels

Why?

>>34245765
then our job is done

>fluffy pony lost her two front legs in a tragic crayon accident
>the vet wanted to put her down
>you couldnt let them do it
>you had them put two wheels in fluffy pony's now vacant sockets
>fluffy pony now scoots around very slowly
>she's constantly sad
>she barely talks now
>she's stopped eating on her own. You have to hand feed her now
>she lies limp while you push food into her mouth, the only sound the spinning of one of her wheels
>when she does speak, she keeps asking you where her legs are
>the wheels wobble and squeak a little
>because of them, her front is lower to the ground than her back, giving her body a permanent awkward tilt
>the wheels dont turn
>she slowly scoots in one direction, until she walks into a wall with a tiny "sorry"
>she has to wait there for you to find her and point her in a different direction

>>34245771
Because you're fucked up in the head.

>>34245727
He's enjoying it so far, from what I can tell. He thinks most of the ponies are childish and seems to have an affinity with Twilight, but he's already on episode 11, which is respectable for one night. Hopefully he won't come back, simply because I don't think we should be inflicting ourselves on him, that's a real cruel thing to do, but at least he likes the show.

>>34245625
>>34245662
...Kierz?

>>34245771
I like to combine them, myself

>>34245791
Probably.

>>34245750
gotcha
>>34245770
I tried with the tail but she didn't turn out too well...eh, oh well

>>34245787
Come up with some new content.

>>34245817
No dude. Her whole body is the duster.

>>34245812
It's okay, you're not alone

>go ponychan
>show discussion board
>first thread is a retarded "love thread" hugbox circlejerk

http://www.ponychan.net/chan/pony/res/36203601.html

>>34245701
I was going to make a comic out of it. I'm not your fucking servant.

>>34245787
Well that's just fucking sad.

>>34245832
Nigga, she a duster.

>>34245832
Aw shit...but doesn't that just make her a fluffy pony?

>>34245806
Haha oh wow. Why must you assume everyone hiding as anon is me, Terse.
You're wrong.

>>34245787
Someone write one about how fluffy pony managed to use crayons to sever her own legs.

>>34245456
>that feel when you take long, deep strokes of her labia with your tongue and it taste just like peaches

>>34245837
>I love Ponychan and /co/ and all the smaller chans.
D'awww

>>34245837

Get out. Any discussion about ponychan longer than a few words containing "faggot hugbox autists spaghetti" is too long.

NEVER ANOTHER
SANIC
SHALL YOU GOOOOOOOOOO

NEVER AGAIN
WILL YOU KNOOOOW THE WIIIND
GOING TO AND FROOOOOOOOOOO

FOR I
THE EVIL WIZARD
DASTARDLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

HAVE TAKEN YOUR SHOES
AND NEVER AGAIN
WILL YOUUUU BEEE FREEEEEEEEEEEEE

NO SAAAAAAHAHANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICS
FOR
POOOOOOOHOHOOOONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

NO GOOOOOOOOIIIIIING FAAAAAAAST
FOR THE
FAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAGGGGYYYYYYYYYYY

NO SANICS NOW

Is there a horse pony?

>>34245806
>...Kierz?
I guess that's closer, but no.

Say, are you gonna record the TF2 match when you stream it?

You are streaming it, right?

>>34245859
Swiffer pony was fluffy pony-esque from the start.

>>34245837
Starshine!SprintMJXo Sun, Feb 12, 2012 10:32 PM No. 36203629
File 132911475906.png - (116.62KB , 340x446 , OhGodYes.png ) [EXIF] [Download Image]
36203629

I love Ponychan and /co/ and all the smaller chans.
I love Pinkie Pie and her laughter.
And I love Rarity, the second best pony.

>>34245837
>Check it out
>Was expecting everybody to be comforting each other over stories of their shitty lives
>Get that instead
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.wmv

>>34245900
then i have failed at swiffer pony....

>>34244311
Dude that painting on the wall is a pony version of The Fisherman's Wife

>>34245893
>>34245868
It's a valid assumption, rooted in factual experience!
...Triptych?

Anyway, I intend to stream it, but I can't record it in optimised gaming mode. So it's really MLPG's call, in the end - stream optimised for gaming, or basic stream with recording.

Also, will I need any mods to improve the streaming experience?

>>34245869
>Screaming from downstairs
>You rush down to help fluffy pony
>You stop dead in your tracks
>The walls are covered in blood
>Her two front legs are on the other side of the room
>Fluffy pony is shaking, terrified
>Her 92 piece crayola crayon set is scattered all over the place

>>34245787
>Motorize wheels
>Give Fluffy the controls with her mouth and lips
>Fluffy Pone gotta go fast
>Make racing course
>Fuck yeahs were had
>Fluffy Pone got all the bitches and lived forever.

http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/504

>>34245928
Woah.

>>34245957
That made me smile. You get a banana sticker.

>>34245837
not what I was expecting.

>>34245937
I think Sentenal is planning on using sourceTV

>>34245943
>Screaming from downstairs
>You rush down to help fluffy pony
>You stop dead in your tracks
>Fluffy pony standing silent in corner
>You drop your camera

>>34245964

>>34245964
>Reading the comments

>>34245957
>She cant figure out how to work it properly
>She accidentally drives herself forward into the road, unable to stop, her back legs dragging behind her helplessly, slowing being ground to the bone by the asphalt

>>34245870
i just want to eat a nice quiet shy girl's pussy and asshole while she is completely silent except for the occasional squeak or moan, and the juicy sounds of my lips and tongue licking and slurping against her most sensitive and personal parts

Someone post a picture of Trixie plz? No cloak and hat

>>34245891
big mcintosh is a horse pony

>>34246013
>Need to lay off the farting.
>Way over half of this is farting.
how is that even possible

>>34246022
and then she lets out the BIGGEST fart you've ever heard, and it's a sulfur egg fart that lingers in your nose for hours to come.

>You build a huge habitat for you fluffy pony, hoping it will keep her alive much longer (you've heard all the fluffy pony horror stories)
>It is huge, big enough for her to have plenty of room to run around in
>Leave at least a day's worth of food in there, in multiple different parts of the habitat so she won't starve
>Specially-pressurized water bottle insures fluffy pony won't drown from drinking too much
>Plenty of toys for fluffy pony to play with, including her favorite ball
>Never let fluffy pony out when I'm not in the exact same room, usually playing with her
>She always becomes very upset when she has to go back in her habitat, but she seems to understand it is for her own good
>Things work out fine for a while
>However, soon fluffy pony has lived much longer than most would expect
>She is growing, getting bigger than expected
>Twice she has become stuck in one of the habitat tunnels she used to be able to run through so easily
>You know that you'll have to let her out soon
>She doesn't know anything about life outside her bubble
>In all likelihood, she'll die the first time you leave her out of her habitat for a day

>>34245837
Wow, they have such a positive atmosphere. I can see how one would get addicted to that hugbox deal

but deep down I'm a mean spirited jerk and I'll never leave /co/

>>34246019
>You activate the kill switch
>Because you're not a moron
>Fluffy Pone survived just fine and eventually figured out the controls
>Fluffy Pone gets you laid by being cute and fluffy and attracting women who find the wheels adorable

>>34245937
>...Triptych?
Aw dang.

Well, I mostly ask because earlier in the Steam chat we were talking about trying to find a Ponychan commentator to talk along with Jr and PQ over the match, so I trudged on over and asked them if they'd be interested, and one of them wanted to know if you'd record it. I guess I'd lean towards record it. I'm pretty neutral on it.

Somebody post a drawing request and I will try to draw it for you

Funny, but sad, how the Faust quitting MLP panic only lasted a few days and then everyone shut about it.

>>34245911
i should have probably read it before linking it

god dammit i just want to argue about some retarded bullshit tonight. is that too much to ask?

>>34245992
Now that I think about it, is there a Blair Witch Project style pony story?

>>34246069
>White knighting fluffy pony greentexts
Is this what you have become anonymous?

>>34245964
>something called the filly centipede
MY SIDES!
>hyper tongue
What the hell is hyper tongue?

>>34246085
I started watching after this happened, shame I missed it.

>>34246081
Rarity eating, digesting while she's still alive, and shitting out Sweetie Belle.

>>34246085
Sup Renzetti.

Remember, this is the comics and cartoons board, we have a load of proferssionals who pass by here. They told us that's how the industry goes, and we dealth with it.

Alright, anons. How is this looking?

>>34246106
hmm, should sweetie belle be really small? I can't imagine rarity eating normal sized sweetie

>adopt fluffy pone
>stomp it into the dirt
>masturbate furiously to it's shreiks of pain
>fluffy pone drowns on precum

I will post this every time someone writes about keeping one of those things alive.

>>34246085
Panicking gets old.

>>34246059
>Taking home your Fluffy Pony for the first time
>She is a cute little orange Fluffy Pony
>She has an apple fluffy mark so you name her Lil Applejack
>Decide that you don't want your Fluffy Pony to die
>Take absolute safety measures and keep her in a cage
>It's a little confining but she seems to like it
>Runs in her little wheel
>Plays happily
>fluffy pony is adorable
>you love her so much
>once a day you take her out of the cage to play with you
>she loves playing with a rubber ball the two of you roll back and forth
>then it's back to the cage
>day in and day out
>in the cage
>sometimes friends and their non fluffy ponies come to visit
>fluffy pony watches as the regular ponies are treated as equals
>fluffy pony realizes she is a second class citizen being confined to a cage
>she tries to find a way out
>you've made it too safe
>this too foils her suicide plans
>fluffy pony suffers a massive existential crisis
>loses all hope in life
>becomes listless and doesnt want to play anymore
>you're concerned
>you take fluffy pony to the vet
>the give her a short, sharp shock
>her memory is reset
>fluffy Applejack spends eight straight hours running in her wheel
>she gets off
>starts crying
>she realizes there's something very wrong with her life
>she lacks the mental capacity to evaluate the situation beyond that
>she gets so confused
>she cries until she falls asleep
>she forgets it all

I was checking my blogs and WHAT IS THIS.

http://ponypee.tumblr.com/