I have a feeling people are report-spamming MLPG again.

Some cunt probably reported the new thread, thinking we were making too many threads.

>404

FUCKING MODS, QUIT SUCKING

Why are zebras glow-in-the-dark?

>>34216879
>>34216881
>>34216882
I guess so im going to leave soon but I f they delete it again someone else make the new horse.

>>34216882
Not the mods. A thread will automatically 404 if it gets enough reports. Someone's just report spamming.

I blame the Dash/Scream hate sex

Ponies you say.

Richard stallman's marshmallow butthole

>>34216895

FUCKING REPORT SYSTEM, QUIT SUCKING

>>34216881
Maybe it's a sign you people need to take a break.

>>34216889
Because if Celestia made them not glow in the dark you would never be able to see them

If I ever see Artosis at a Starcraft event, I will go over to him, take off my clothes, grab him by the shirt/vest, and scream at the top of my lungs "WHEN IS NEW HORSE EPISODE?" After that, I will proceed to masturbate until I cum into my own eyes, blinding me forever.

>>34216907
Maybe its a sign you should leave.

Last thread was anon, this may be 404 as well

Such is life in the general

>>34216907
GUYS SOMEONE'S MAD

I GUESS WE SHOULD HOLD OUR HORSES ON THIS ONE

>>34216918
I create the last thread, I made threads all day and it was a mod.

>>34216907
Maybe it's a sign you should ignore the threads like an adult and talk about things you do like elsewhere.

>Suddenly 404 edition
ONE THREAD FAGGOTS

>>34215508

>>34216918
>That feel when you spend so much time with Lyra that you've accidentally become a couple

>>34216928
Thats a shitty .mov series thread you dumb 13 year old fuck.

>>34216928

Not the general, homo

>>34216928
That's not our thread, nigger.

>>34216928
I hope you're pretending to be retarded,

Which pony would you let give you a haircut.
The fact that they have hooves is not a factor and magic is not an advantage by itself.

>>34216928
Delete that fucking thread, it's fucking meta. The one that 404'd was the fucking general.

>>34216928
That's not a general.

>>34216908

I bet they're all the rage at rave parties, though.

>>34216889
Because their black parts absorb light.

>>34216934
>>34216935
>>34216938
>>34216941
>>34216943
>>34216944
Told off mind

>>34216929
>wake up
>she's gone
>your hands still smell like pony saliva

Reported.

>>34216907
Can't stop, must pony

>>34216956
>Wake up the next morning.
>Your hands are GONE

>>34216960
Reported for superfluous reporting

>>34216966
Huzzah

>>34216868

>>34216965
>come home
>wake up
>fluffy pony drowns
>your hands are gone
>pway?

>>34216981
FLUFFY PONY DONT EAT THE THREAD

404S ARE BAD

>>34216981
No, don't eat the thread.
We need that.

>>34216981
NO FLUFFY PONY HOLY SHIT YOU CANT EAT THAT HNNNNNNNNNNNG

>>34216981
That's a bad fluffy pony! No eating the thread!

>>34216983
>>34216965
>come home
>wake up
>fluffy pone drowns
>hands are gone
>instead they are hooves
>IT TURNS OUT YOU WERE FLUFFY PONE

lol get 404'd again, dumbfucks.

>>34216972
Reported for being too damn sexy.

>>34216981

You're just adding to the fluffy pony disease, Rose.

We need some of Fluffy pony trying to play with Tabasco.
As in, Tabasco tries to get the fuck away from it as best she can.
It fails horribly.

>>34216995
Anyone have a cap of those greentexts where you turn into a fluffy pony?

>>34216997

>>34217009
I can post the text.

>fluffy pony goes outside to play
>is so fluffy a slight breeze cause it to gently float away
>you never see it ever again

>Come home
>Fluffy pony isn't there
>Check all over
>She's gone
>Start to panic
>Look at the wall
>The pictures of you and your pony ex that broke up with you after finding out that you were a very clever saddle chaser are gone
>the photos in your album from when you lived at Lyra's aren't there
>Your house is moldy and dilapidated
>Panicking
>Run across house
>Tear off a closet door
>One of your teeth falls out
>Grab a mushroom and eat it while paying no mind to your filthy, lesion-ridden hands
>Everything is back to normal

>>34216868
for some reason, that picture reminds me of the cover to Father of Death by the Protomen.
Mah father worked in tha orchard
'til tha day it took his life
Stole 'im from his daughters an' sons
Then it stole 'im from his wife

An' Ah swore upon his grave
Someday Ah'd make things right.

>>34217007
Fuck your Tobasco pony fetish. We've told you to stop.

>>34216997
I remember when this board wasn't filled with babies who could ignore things they didn't like.

Someone write some greentexts about fluffy pony accidentally cock blocking anon.

I want you to post the best rape story involving Jelly Pony. Since the episode has been out since Wednesday, I imagine there are at least six or seven of them made by now.

>>34217013
Do it.

>traveling in a fried-out combie
>on a hippie trail, head full of zombie
>I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
>she took me in and gave me breakfast
>fluffy pone drowns

What if we had fluffy pone stories

Without fluffy pone

Just anon

>>34217024
No. I am riding some hallucinations from this ambien, makes writing funner.
Also makes my keyboard turn into moss and rocks.

>>34217036
>you feel the fluff creeping into your mind
>you try to speak, but your speaking has become broken and childlike
>colors become more vivid and inviting
>you feel a broad smile come over your new pony face
>some crayons catch your eye
>they seem like the greatest things in the world right now
>you want to doodle all over the walls
>you try to walk over
>you trip
>your motor skills have become unrefined
>you wile away the rest of your short fluffy pony like in a state of oblivious happiness

>>34217046

That's called Garfield Minus Garfield.

And it would be hilarious.

>>34217038
You can't just start singing Down Under and append "fluffy pone drowns" on the end, that's not how it works!

>>34216912
I regret nothing.

>>34217052
>day two as a fluffy pony
>not that you know that
>you've long since forgotten your past life
>you have a new owner now
>his name is Steve and you love him more than anything in the world
>Steve's gone now. You dont know where he goes all the time
>you want to run in circles inside. Running sounds like fun.
>midway your salt lick catches your eye
>you stop immediately, falling over and tumbling several times, before righting yourself and scampering over
>you open your mouth and extend your tongue
>the moment it makes contact, your tiny fluffy mind lights up
>so much feeling inside you
>soon the salt lick bores you
>you find yourself hungry
>well you dont have a word for it, but your little pony tummy is growling and you know you need to eat from the purple bowl
>you'd know it said "fluffy," if you could read
>where is that thing anyway?
>you cant remember where it is
>your mind falls into panic
>where is it? Your feeble fluffy pony mind is just able to comprehend that if you dont eat from the bowl, you'll die
>you start hyperventilating, looking around frantically
>your eyes land on that soft square lump you like to lie down on
>it's your only option
>you rush over to it and tear into it with your teeth
>there's something feathery and fluffy inside
>you choke it down
>you feel sick
>a nasty liquid flies out of your mouth, all over the soft things
>you dont know what it is
>you're afraid
>you start to cry
>the square thing opens
>Steve's home! You're saved!
>Steve is not happy. Steve is very very mad.
>Steve called you bad names and screamed at you
>all you want is for Steve to be happy
>your whole world shatters under Steve's disapproval

>>34217056

You'll never stop me! I'm a loose cannon!

is this genuine thread?

>>34217061
>Steve's mad about you eating the couch
>he put you outside and tied you to a pole, and made you sleep outside in the rain all night
>all you want to do is make him happy
>after Steve left, you set your brilliant plan into motion
>Steve liked food. You were going to make him food.
>you took a slice of bread and put it on the stove, right over the flame
>you take the burnt toast and put it on a paper plate
>you take out one of those eggs he likes so much
>you put it on the plate
>your clumsy hooves crack it. You think that's how it's supposed to look, so you leave it
>then you have to make him a card. That's what people do. You think.
>you draw a picture of the sky and put it next to the plate
>now for your masterstroke
>you run to the closet to dig out some pillows to replace the one you ate
>you drag out the pillows and throw them on the floor
>you lie down on one, your fluff pressing against you
>you see something outside
>it's one of Steve's rain collection buckets
>after last night, it was full
>you hear a voice in your head, softly speaking
>"they escaped the weight of darkness, to forge a path into the marrow of the spirit. They chose to drown, in a deeper vacancy"
>the voice mesmerizes you
>you notice you've been walking towards it
>you're outside
>staring into the water
>you can see your face looking back at you. Cute. Purple. Fluffy.
>you move forward, submerging yourself under the water, guided by some unknown purpose
>the voice returns
>"breathe in breathe in breathe in breathe in breathe in"
>you suck the water into your lungs
>blackness engulfs you
>Steve needs a new pony

>>34217046

>anon comes home
>house is empty
>everything is clean and empty
>anon collapses on couch
>anon browses MLPG on laptop
>anon feels lonely and hollow
>anon dies of broken heart

god that team looks perfect in vidya form...

>NOW YOU CAN JOIN THE BATTLE
>SHOOT,SNIPE,AND GUN DOWN THOSE BASTARDS WHIT SPIKE, DID WE MENTION SET THINGS ON FIRE?

>MOVE MASSIVE BOULDERS AND FIGTH WHIT TOM, WHIT BIG MAC YOU CAN USE THE "HEAVY WEAPONS".

>CAST SPELLS WHIT EQUESTRIAS FINEST, AND USE TRIXIE FOR MIND BENDING INTEL AND OTHER SECRET MISSIONS

>OR JUST RACE THRUE THE BATTLE FIELD WHIT DERPY AS YOU CAUSE MAYHEM AND DESTRUCTION IN THE MOST HILARIOUS AND BLODDY WAY POSSIBLE
im tired mlpg i sound like some 80/90's bullshit
mfw i dont sleep/

why have you guys not caption this whit
"you gonna get raped"

i was gonna post that in response to that one pick whit luna and those other chars.

also wtf 404

For the Anon in the last thread. ENJOY.

/r/ alan moore pone

>>34217083

>>34217083
I love you

>>34217062
You're a man on the edge, and a danger to the force! Hand in your badge!

>personal space violations

>>34217083
I'd like to interject for a moment

What you are referring to as enjoyment is in fact GNU/Enjoyment, or as I've taken to calling it, GNU+enjyoment

>>34217108
I AM THE FORCE

oh whats this!! chek em

what happen to /co/

>>34217109

>Implying women can rape men

>>34217083
God damn stallman is hung like a horse

>>34217025

>I look into my mind's eye and ask myself "Was /co/ ever really that great?"

>And I don't know. Because human memory is fallible and mutable. Some research says that just the act of remembering something causes that memory to change ever so slightly.

>And I can see both versions of the past. The one where /co/ was love, and everyone was groovy. And the selfish, bitter board full of the biggest cloaca convention this side of Jersey.

>>34217118
somebody set us up the pone

>>34217109
Are you sure about that?

>>34217080
This group?

Also, I would totally end up only playing Big Mac and Spike's campaigns.
Spike's final mission where he rescues Twilight and Rarity would bring tears to many eyes.

Dammit, now I'm really imagining how this would play out as a game.

>>34217117
dear lord wat lol

>Fluffy pony has been fascinated by the toilet recently
>She keeps flushing it for fun
>She's been asking you where the water goes
>You tell her to stop that, it's a waste of water
>She's a little downcast, but she stopped
>At least for a while. You're woken up at 1 am by the constant flushing
>You roll over, trying to ignore it
>You hear a scream
>You run downstairs, to see fluffy pony in the toilet bowl
>Her leg is stuck going down the toilet's drain
>You grab her under her front legs and pull her out with a large pop
>You ask her what on earth she was doing as you towel her dry
>She says she wanted to know where the water went, so she jumped in and tried to flush herself
>Thank god she was way too big to fit down the drain

>>34217119
That one will.

>>34217127
we get signal.

>>34217030

Speakin' o' which, did anyone cap the one I posted the other night? With the Earth-Pony from work?

>>34217123
We should just keep working toward making this board a place of peace and love and happiness!

>>34217143
main pone turn on

>>34217108
TERSE!
Check your mail or I'll rob a bank and gather enough money to make Hasbro write out Scootaloo from the series forever!
And reply as well.

>>34217150
It's ewe.

>>34217147
I dont have it, but if you can remember the exact wording of a line from it, I can find it.

>if Fluffy ponies were real

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zJv0gssH2s

>>34217157
How are you gentleponies?

You and me me and you we aint nothing but ponies, so let's pony like they do on the pony pony pony

>>34217168
All your pone are belong to us.

>>34217119

Don't start this debate. Go back to >>>/b/.

ok ok here we go
FLUTTERDASH IS BEST PINKIE

Post the first PMV you ever watched!

>>34217175

See picture

So, am I the only one to notice that Allie Way is slowly losing all the attention she gathered?

>>34217178
Better at least.

>>34217187
She never had much attention to begin with

>>34217119
So if she ties you down against your will, forces a broom up your ass, and three q-tips down your urethra, is it rape?

>>34217187

People are tired of jumping over every new background pony

we have our favourites.. we're sticking with them

>>34217187
Roseluck is so cute.

Too bad there are already two very dedicated people waifuing her.

>>34217194
This. I'm kinda sad about it, though. I liked her design.

>>34217147
I remember it, didn't save it though.

>>34217159
Think it might have been too recent to have been archived by Google, but it can't hurt to try.

>fluffy pony is naughty
>you flip her on hers back and leave to work
>you come back
>she's still on her back, moving her legs and trying to get up

>>34217181

http://youtu.be/qQSz6gKdhO8

>>34217159
>>34217159
>>34217159

Try "beaten his blubbery neckbeard ass on the spot" or "New Fwend! New Fwend!".

>>34217122

Teehee.

>>34217198

Nope, sexual assault

>>34217205
>only two
Oh well. At least Carrot Top's not taken.
...wait

>>34217187
The people who obsess over the backgrounders are also the ones most likely to find new ponies to obsess over.

>>34217187
Such is the fate of one background ponies.

>>34217213
Oh for fuck sake.

>>34217147
I remember it. Didn't save it though. Was pretty cute up until fluffy pone comes in and cockblocks us. Still kinda cross at you for that.

>>34217205
fun fact

one of those two constantly denies it every time i ask him

make that one

>>34217198
... If... SHE... does it?

>>34217203
Speaking of which, I'm surprised I've seen NOTHING done with that clown pony.

MY HANDS ARE ITCHY.

>>34217243
The episode "only came out yesterday".

>>34217249
SPICE AND WOLF

WITH APPLEJACK

AND STEVE JOBS

>>34217243

You mean Mayor in LE? Nah.

>search through pony vids on youtube
>find this

OH GOD BEST SQUEAK EVER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uPu6pa-n_w&feature=related

>>34217249
Fat nerdy guy cuddling Applejack.

>>34217249

Spike molesting a sleeping Rarity

>>34217080

Not gonna lie, I'd totally play that.

>>34217249
Draw the main six as a terminator squad infiltrating a Space hulk and fighting tyranids.

>>34217249
Fluttershy eating Twilight Sparkle's brain.

>>34217269

I already drew that for you - don't get greedy.

>>34216868

>>34217257
Nah, the clown pony from the Hearts and Hooves day song. I've yet to see anyone even post a screencap with him in it.

>>34217046
>>34217055
>In the last few weeks, nothing has changed with your fluffy pony because it doesn't exist
>You go to a local veterinarian and ask them to give your fluffy pony a physical exam
>The explain they have absolutely no idea what you are talking about, and please get out
>You are left with no idea how long your nonexistent fluffy pony has left
>Decide to make the imaginary fluffy pony happy in its final days
>You spend many hours interacting with empty space, dropping treats into the air and reading stories aloud to no one in particular at night
>Wake one morning to find nothing lying still on the floor of your room
>Rush over, discover nothing is there
>You run to your car empty-handed, but with your arms positioned as if they were holding a fluffy pony, determined to get it to the vet
>Car won't start
>Vet is several blocks away and you are convinced time is ticking
>As you run, you hear a clap of thunder and a light but steady rain begins
>You run faster
>You're about halfway there when the air you're holding regains consciousness
>Silence
>Tell the empty air that it'll be okay and ask if it hurts, never slowing
>For the first time that you can remember, the nothing says nothing and seems acutely aware of nothing because it is nothing
>Empty space continues to say nothing
>You'll tell the story when you get to the vet you say
>Still nothing
>You slow your pace, telling the emptiness its favorite tale
>You near the end of both the story and your journey to the vet, and there's still absolutely nothing in your arms
>The secretary finds you outside, on your knees in the rain
>Cradling the unoccupied air in front of you

>>34217249
Draw very fluufy Scootaloo and Applebloom making fun of sad Sweetie who has only normal level of fluffyness

New viewer here.

Does Gilda ever come back? I liked her....

The first mention of fluffy ponies comes from confiscated book from Nazi scientists. They wanted to breed ponies to create the most lovable pet ever created. They would make the pet a danger to itself, so it would have to be taken care of constantly. These pets would then be given to certain "undesirables" in the community. The undesirables would love the pets unconditionally, and dedicate their lives to taking care of the pets. This would ensure they never produced children, eliminating them from the nation's gene pool. The main controversy of the experiments came from forcing regular sentient ponies (who in many nations were treated as equals to humans) to breed, followed by lobotomizing the children.

After finding out about this, the US government devoted large amounts of funding to a similar project during the 60s and 70s. After many generations of inbreeding, they test ponies had become incredibly stupid, and lobotomizing them was no longer necessary. Autopsies of dead test ponies showed shrinkage of the brain and severely reduced motor skills. Further inbreeding and a little genetic engineering finally produced the fluffy effect that would ensure people would love the ponies. Finally, fluffy ponies were released to the public in the mid 90s. An elaborate registration process was set up, so only those who were seen as detrimental to society, through intellect or physical attractiveness, could be targeted and removed from the gene pool. In the coming generations, the US population is expected to become smarter and more attractive through the elimination of undesirables.

>>34217299
Nope, she doesn't.

>>34217299
I liked her too.

No. She doesn't come back.

>>34217210
>>34217207
Here, dug it out manually.
http://arch.413chan.net/co34179833.html#34180341

>>34217282
OH! Sorry, I never saw that.
Thanks!

>>34217299

No, but I liked her too. She's my favorite secondary character.

>>34217261
Huh, that one's a bit different than the others. Everyone but her uses the same sound effect.

>Rarity confirmed for best pony

>>34217293
Maybe I'm just tired but this is the funniest thing ever.

Do you think Fluttershy ever had a first love? Somebody who was her first experience in that kind of emotional bond. And even though it ended in tears, she still looks back on those days with a sweet sort of sadness?

>>34217261
hmmm, which episode is that?
It's not Green isn't your color, is it?

I just watched the new episode. I gotta say Big Mac saying yup and nope will never cease to amuse me and this episode didn't fail to deliver on that. That cutesy wootsy thing Cheerilee and McIntosh ended up doing was just perfectly great, and that teasing the cherry thing was too much, I fucking flipped. It ending up being a poisoning and all that worldbuilding was cool, it kind gave us a timeline a little bit. Makes me excited for the wedding episode. The new toys look cool as shit too

>>34217304
>Be an average looking jerk
>given fluffy pony
>it keeps dying because you keep going out with friends and neglecting it
>fuck many women in one night stands
>spread your jerk genes like seeds to the wind
>pile of dead fluffy pones in your backyard

>>34217304
>fluffy ponies used to systematically eliminate neckbeards
Now that's a concept.

>>34217293
Holy shit that's depressing...

>>34217329
My first love was a touhou character.

I want to shoot my younger self in the face.

>>34217306
And she never will.

Probably.

>>34217299

No

Go to your corner with Pacce and Roogna

>>34217261
oh god its like listening to dolphins fucking


also its the third time i save that image>>34217273

my mind is full of ponys now really i remember when it was just genos forest in a loop every night and couldnt sleep know this

i can see them runing when i close my eyes
the voices in my mind oh no whats happening to me!

>>34217330
Yeah, it's GIYC. Fluttershy's wearing the dress from that ep.

>>34217293
>mfw I remember the original

>>34217329
I think she's like Adrian from the first Rocky.

Bless you, MLP Producers.

>>34217293

These are great. Do more.

>>34217367
THEY ARE STANDING TOGETHER
THEY MUST BE FUCKING

>>34217339
>Get a new fluffy pony
>It's fluffier than the ones before and treats you like more of a god
>It seems to be more intelligent than usual, calls you be your name. But you don't care about that.
>ANOTHER ONE OF YOU LITTLE BITCHES?
>ALL YOU DO IS DIE AND DIE AND DIE AND SHIT ON THE COUCH
>FUCKING HELL YOU PIECE OF CARPET. I AM SICK OF YOU.
>pway?
>Kick fluffy pony
>lands in a puddle
>drowns

>>34217249
So she needs a lug-headed bum with a heart of gold?

>>34217355
Yeah, I just looked after it, it is when Photo Finish tells Rarity she found the next fashion star in Ponyville.
I just couldn't place it first.

>>34217367
Look at the top right. Bon Bon confirmed for playa.

>>34217367
>another Bon-Bon on the right talking to Linky
>Carrot Top all alone
>Colton Vines all alone
>Berry Punch with someone other than Colgate
FUCK, THEY HATE US.

>>34217293

>>34217354
oh god are ok do you need some ponycal attetion?
pony,? pony po po pony pony pony poooony?
pony pony pony? *squuek*

>>34217372
SO EDGY XD

>>34217367
BON BON IS A TWO TIMING BITCH!

HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL, LYRA?

>>34217367
WTF, MLP producers.

>you're a pedophile
>you have fantasies about taking an eight-year-old girl and chaining her in your basement so you can torture her until she loves you
>but you're too much of a pussy to even think about acting on it
>you get a fluffy pony
>you have a ton of children's toys in your house anyway
>it sounds like a little kid, thinks like you figure a little kid would think
>you wouldn't really know - you haven't seen one in anything but your porn since you got maced at a chuck-e-cheese a few years back, but you tell yourself it works well enough
>it keeps saying it wants to play or eat or some shit - whatever
>drop your pants and grab it by the legs, saying you're going to play a "special game" with it
>it has hair down there
>boner gone
>goddamn it

>>34217404
Berry is there twice as well.

Where's the updated general?

>>34217409
Get the fuck out Nathan.

>>34217367
carrot top why are you so alone
makes me want to hook her up whit ermac pone

>>34217329
After Sonic Rainboom I always figured her for a secret freak, too self-conscious or comfortable behind her mental walls to be outspoken in public but absolutely cutting loose in the sack.

>>34217372
>Dozens of ponies later
>This one isn't so fluffy
>It's not so stupid
>Wait, it's not a fluffy pony
>It's wearing a very official vest
>She glances over your fence and spots the top of Mt. fluffy corpse and winces
>Offers to take you on a date
>Accept
>You're taken to a government facility
>There are other humans there, all very ugly and irate
>Thrown in a cage with a landwhale and told to fuck
>Later you are killed, the last of your sperm extracted and your flesh processed for food
>Within five decades, a devolved variant of human is employed in the same way as fluffy ponies in order to distract undesirables in equestrian society

>>34217415
She has a date later on.

>>34217329
Yes it was dash

>>34217415
>Sniper
>Not Engineer

Shamefur dispray man.

okay guys what if

what if I made a fatty pone oc

what would her colors be

theoretically

>>34217437
Brown and vomit yellow, like shit.

>>34217272

>>34217437
Well, you could go with the colors of the USA flag.
That might fit just well.

>>34217329

She seems like she'd be a clingy ex. The kind who keeps coming around your place with cookies and stuff, asking if you're okay, if there's anything you need from her if you've been lonely at all lately and need someone to talk to... if there's anything special going on with that girl she sees you with sometimes... because that's all right... she's not seeing anyone right now, but she's happy you're doing all right... could she... maybe come in for a while...? ;_;

>>34217437
That's not much to go on.

>>34217434
Show me the spitfire you drew.

>>34217437
rgba:000/000/000/000

>new years
>you were out with some friends
>you left the TV on so your imaginary fluffy pony could watch it
>you guess sometime that night she wasnt interested or something
>because when you got home, there was no fluffy pony in the house
>you imagine her outside, a block or two down
>you walk down to find her
>some teenagers are a hundred yards away or so
>they're playing with a ball
>you see one of them light a firework
>you start running towards them, telling them to get away from your pony
>they boys see you, and start to bolt, saying something about "that crazy pony guy"
>the firework is in the ground, just sitting there
>the fuse reaches its end
>the firework goes off
>there's a little mark on the asphalt
>you let out a scream of anguish, clutching the air in front of you
>you scoop up the air and start running back to your place
>you tell the air everything is going to be okay
>maybe you can find a vet at this hour. Something. Anything
>your car is in sight
>you fumble for your keys
>you look down at the air
>your imaginary pony is dead

>>34217448

Love it

Wouldn't she be great to cuddle with? I bet she'd be warm and soft, her hair would smell of sweet flowers, and she'd fall asleep in your arms, feeling safe.

>>34217454
Aww shit

>>34217454

Why the fuck would you break up with fluttershy?

>>34217437
it shouldnt even be a pony

lets just all draw a tubby fluttershy cosplayer
but make her really round that she cant move just imagine.

>buttershy tries to eat your spaghetti
>you spray her whit water
>she melts

>>34217454
And then I hate myself for falling for her shit all over again, but what are you going to do?

>>34217456
It took me 35 minutes, the hindlegs and the wing are fucked up.

tl;dr : I cannot into pony.

>>34217469
I think I'd like the smell of new mown hay and alfalfa more.

>>34217447
>>34217453
Okay these can be worked into sexy

>>34217472
You went into her shed.

>>34217465

You're starting to get the hang of these.

>>34217402 BON BON IS A TWO TIMING BITCH! HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL, LYRA?

>>34217437
Orange, since it's linked with gluttony

>>34217489

>mown hay

what

>>34217465
>they boys see you, and start to bolt, saying something about "that crazy pony guy"

>>34217459
fucking invisible

>>34217487
It ain't that bad.
Wings are hard for me too.

>>34217487
hey dooks
where's the drop?

>>34217508
I was thinking of that song, "lone star" by tony marcus:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t3Ky5F0XCs

>>34217465

These are better than the originals they're based on.

>>34217469
>>34217329
>>34217454

Knock that off. I am too fucking tired for feels right now.

>>34217504
Like a creamsicle

>>34217504
It seemed like all the chubby ponies were cooler colors, I don't know if orange would be too hot to look good unless it was dull, but then it'd be dull

>>34217425
Whiteknighting fluffy ponies! We hit the new low.

>>34217279

How about a Yellow Quiet instead?

you are now imagining filly fluttershy attempting to coax rainbow dash out of the clouds and onto the ground

She's never been down there before like Fluttershy

she's desperately clutching a cloud hovering three feet above the earth and crying that she doesnt wanna

Guys I gotta poop real bad, but I saw a scary picture and now I'm too scared to walk across my apartment.

Wat do?

>>34217540

Dude, we hit rock bottom about a hundred yards up. Now shut up and get on your drill.

>>34217545
HNG

>>34217550

Tell me i'm pretty.

Anyone have an HD link for yesterdays episode?

What the fuck is wrong with Pinkie's face here?
She looks like she's turning into a human.

>>34217550
that is not as bad as not pooping because the toilet is too cold

>>34217538
Yeah, you could use pastel-range, or just mute the colors.
These seem to go well http://colorschemedesigner.com/#0A32Lw0w0w0w0

>>34217425
make it look like it wants you sexualy
and really bad

>>34217578
>green and purple

>>34217487
dammit hermano you guys seem to draw pony at least accurate i just draw how i feel like.

also in general all drawings take time, i get that feel that if its forced it turns out shit but then theres those other days...

>>34217563
You're pretty gay bro

>>34217573

No man, you don't understand the ferocity of the poop that's trying to kick down my doors.

I've been eating nothing but meat for the past couple of days and I've been all clogged up until now. I can feel that it's time to unleash the beast.

But I'm too scared.

>>34217572

Looks like someone couldn't agree on where her mouth was in that shot.

>>34217572
You already said that in a previous thread. It's just an animation decision. What's to discuss?

>>34217368
>It has been a long day
>You had to stay late at work. Fucking Carl can't do anything right
>You enter your home in a bit of a huff
>You go to crash on the couch, watch some TV, and forget about the day
>Couch pillows are all intact
>There's no fluffy pony standing next to them because you don't have one
>The lack of fluffy pony continues to do nothing
>You lose it
>You scream at your couch cushions, asking them what the fuck they were doing. What sort of dumb upholstery would try to eat a couch
>No response
>Absolute silence
>You are staring angrily at your couch in a room devoid of any sound
>You point to the food bowl which you have for some reason across the room, in the same place it always is
>You grab a fistful of air and shove it into the bowl
>"It's right there you retarded fuck!"
>You put the imaginary fluffy pony out for the night, leashing it to a metal pole
>You go back inside to throw out your perfectly good pillows
>That night, as you're falling asleep, you don't hear a single sound from outside
>You put on some music and ignore it
>The next morning you let the nothing inside and leave wordlessly
>Another bland day
>Drive home
>Walk to the kitchen
>There's a paper plate on the counter
>A piece of toast your left there that morning
>A mostly emptied glass of orange juice next to it
>The whole ensemble has been sitting out the whole day
>Off to the side there's a crumpled piece of note paper
>It's a note, written in rushed, uneven handwriting
>Some of the letters are difficult to read
>"Buy more bread."
>"-Anon"
>The rest is blank

>>34217563

You're beautiful

>>34217596

>>34217487
hey dooks, stop drawing snouts like tess and rose

>>34217563
stop attention whoring

>>34217615

>>34217615
>>34217606

I was too late

Megasweeeeeet~

>you're shining a laser pointer at the walls
>you imagine two fluffy ponies, both chasing the red dot and trying to beat the other to it
>shine the lazer on the side of one imaginary pony
>nothing happens because it isnt real
>you hug two pillows to fill the emptiness

>>34217590

This thread needs moar fat pinkie.

>>34217634
>thunder thighs

>>34217634
dat pie

>>34217572
Squash and stretch gone wrong.

>>34217578
Are you sure about those colors? I was thinking those are pegasus colors, but then they're fine for earthies too but it is still too, I dunno, hard? I was thinking something softer but I could just tone it down I guess
I don't know I'm not even doing anything. but thanks

>>34217637
Fuck off Ross.

>>34217634
I wanna play with her hair.

>>34217601

My sides!

>>34217639
>not liking those thighs
I'm no fan of Chubby Pie, but those thighs are nothing but glory.

>>34217644
Who the fuck is Ross?

>>34217601

>>34217634
Pinkie Hair looks strange at that angle, especially on a human.

>>34217637
No, not fat.

Healthy Pinkie is the hero that Gotham deserves

>>34217636

>>34217522
But you know how to draw properly.

>>34217523
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/32075613/WUBWUBWUB.mp3

Here's your god damn drop, I've been messing with the song and I'm not happy with it.

>>34217595
I try to guide myself to draw "on model", but I fail hard haha, maybe it's just a matter of time.

>>34217619
Heh, sorry, it's how I find them easier to draw.

I drew on-model snouts once, it was awful.

>>34217643
That makes sense.
If you ever want color inspiration, you could just browse around on http://kuler.adobe.com/ to see if it helps any

>>34217667
And of course my name fell.

>>34217572
>Pinkie Pie is a werehuman

>>34217658
Do you even follow the fandom?

Anyone have that fluffy pony electro shock treatment text?

does anyone have the rollin' pic?

>>34217670
Don't forget http://www.colourlovers.com/

>>34217615
wow its like im finally merging whit this monster

the more i read and dwell the worst it gets
i feel too slow

What is /co/pony?

>>34217664
I like mildly overweight human Pinkie.
Squishy Pinkie.

>>34217623

>>34217667
>taking the easy way out drawing snouts

What are you, a casual?

>twilight meets her future self
IT'S GONNA BE LESSON ZERO ALL OVER AGAIN

>>34217666
Thats some spooky shit satan.

>>34217683
This one?

Friend drew this last night, What do y'all think of it?

>>34217691
/co/, if /co/ was a pony.

>>34217703
>>34217679
what

>>34217692
Precisely.
Delightfully chunky but not a landwhale Pinkie is best Pinkie

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/589826

>>34217409
>fuck it, you decide - you have hands.
>you can't find anything back there - it's just a mass of fluff.
>fluffy pony is confused, asking you what you're doing - tell it to shut the fuck up while you root around in its fluff, looking for the pussy
>godfuckit, WHERE is it?!
>becoming increasingly frustrated
>can't maintain an erection with the image of all that HAIR in your mind - disgusting.
>you try telling it to lick your balls
>it doesn't have the attention span for that - wanders off and tries to play with blocks
>you try it with peanut butter, but it still no dice
>you try everything - but it's too goddamn stupid
>it's not doing what you want it to
>fuck this
>drown fluffy pony in your toilet and toss it in your trash-can
>guess you'll have to stick to child-porn

>>34217698

Naw, it's gonna be a ruse. The law of predictable plots based on target demographics and genre say so.

>>34217707
I like it.

>>34217707
CHANGE PLACES!

Is it just me, or are spoilers busted?

>>34217683
ask and you shall receive

>>34217707
At last.

>>34217691
Once upon a time there was a comic and cartoon loving pony named Coney who roomed with a human named Anon. After accidentally destroying and subsequently replacing Coney's favorite vintage comic issue, Coney starts crushing on Anon. But Anon is completely oblivious to her advances because fucking Anon.

Applefact: Your sister is dead.

>>34217667
But I want to know how to colour properly
you mind if I upload your colour of that Pinkie harassing full body cast pony on my dA? I'll credit you of course.

>>34217715

This is gonna sound weird, not too weird, but I really want a greentext about fucking a fluffy pony in detail

>>34217712
Eeyup.

>>34217716
I'm just expecting twilight going insane again

and future pinkie pie talking to pinkie pie

>>34217745
I want a greentext about two fluffy ponies trying to have sex, and failing because they dont know how and they cant get past all the fluff.

>>34217679
guys if i can find it i made a picture whit this guy while hanging in a thread but never posted hold up shit i ...man where is that pic i saw like three times when i didnt need it

>>34217745
Second this, but not violently.

>>34217758

>>34217758

I want a greentext about an anon imagining two fluffy pones trying to have sex, but failing because the aforementioned pones do not exist.

>>34217697
I procastinated a song for over a month.

I'm no casual nig.


>>34217740
Go for it!

Also I colored this.

TO MEET
TO SELL
TO FIND
TO PROVE
TO WHOOP
TO TALK

>>34217778
THE NUMBER ONE GREATEST PERFECTEST PET IN THE WORLD FOR MEEE

>>34217745
>>34217768

This reaction makes me sadder than you could possibly realize.

>>34217784
LET'S FINISH OUR HOLIDAY CHEER

>>34217776
The colouring looks perfect, I just don't like my own lineart in that picture at all.
But thanks for colouring!

>>34217788
TRAVELING SALESPONIES NONPAREIL

>>34217788
AT THE GALA!

>>34217788
BECOMING AS POPULAR AS POPULAR CAN BE

>>34217745

>>34217715
>>34217409

You just got one - can't you fucking read?

>>34217785

Well that's what happens when you try to shock the most depraved souls the internet has to offer, man.

Now write fluffy pony fucking please.

>>34217778
Oh god, I just remembered that Yaplap dub of that song.

>TO MEET
>TO SELL
>TO FIND
>UHHHHHHHHHHHH

http://youtu.be/IeOYJO-jFGs?t=2m50s

>>34217805
I couldn't stop laughing when I first listened to that part.

Can't settle for less cause i'm the best!

>>34217707
That pic is rather entertaining.

>>34217801
LEX LATA PULVIS ET UMBRA CINIS

>>34217816
You're not Derpy

>you're entertaining some guests
>you're pouring drinks and everything is going well
>you hear a large thump, followed by some other noises
>your green fluffy pony charges into the room, ricochets off a wall, and faces the guests
>she's babbling something along the lines of "NEW FWENDS PLAY BALL"
>your slightly perturbed guests are backing away from the fluffy pony winding its way around their legs
>they look more horrified then they should
>you take a closer look at fluffy pony
>her right eye is still sealed shut with dried cum from earlier
>shit.

>>34217818
NOTHING REALLY MATTERS
TO MEEEEEE~

this is the glory that are OCs

>>34217835
I'LL BRING ALL THESE DEAD MEN TO LIFE

>>34217803
Insufficient penetration.

>>34217816
>Cheerilee
>not ____

you have no taste.

>>34217839
What the fuck is this shit

>>34217835
OPENED THE LID, SHOOK HIS FIST, AND SAID, "WHATEVER HAPPENED TO MY TRANSYLVANIA TWIST?"

>>34217842
Sounds like a personal problem

>>34217842
>Find your innocent little fluffy pony
>Push her to the ground
>Kneel over her, keeping her grounded with one hand while unzipping your pants with the other
>Your throbbing cock springs free, bouncing off of the poor fluffy pony
>She whimpers and closes her eyes
>The hand keeping her on the ground moves to her neck, and you squeeze just enough to hurt
>Tears form at the corners of fluffy pony's eyes

You could imagine the rest.

>Afterwards
>Fluffy pony tries to stand
>Falls over from the pain
>Her fluff is matted down with blood between Her hind legs
>The fluff on Her face and back is matted down with your now solid cum
>She curls up into a cute, fluffy ball and cries
>She cries so much she drowns

>>34217722
I assume you mean image spoilers?
Have you got 4chanx? There's a setting you can use to tell it to automatically unspoiler images, check if you've set that on by mistake.

>>34217852
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

>>34217835
SOMEONE CALL THE AMBULANCE... THERE'S GONNA BE AN AC-CID-ENT

>>34217864

No, dammit, I wrote that like two months ago. Still pretty excited about someone saving it, actually.

>>34217857
>that screencap with that filename
Octoberfag detected.

what do you think
secret pony level in D3 all but confirmed?

>>34217833
>fluffy pony is telling everyone she's a pirate and it's her eyepatch and you gave it to her with that big thick finger of yours
>you're trying to escape the situation

>>34217881
Those guys still exist?

>>34217864
MORE DETAIL

>>34217888
Fuck that.

>>34217879
NUNC OBDURAT ET TUNC CURAT LUDO MENTIS ACIEM

>>34217833

>you're entertaining some guests
>you're pouring drinks and everything is going well
>your Roomba whirrs into the room and runs into the wall with a soft thud, a crude drawing of a fluffy pony taped to it's casing
>you begin to laugh too loudly and exclaim how silly your fluffy pony is
>your slightly perturbed guests are backing away from you
>they look more horrified then they should
>you take a closer look at your fluffy pony
>there are cum stains all over the drawing from when you tried to fuck your Roomba earlier
>shit.

>>34217839
wow thats a pretty sweet mark there gurl

>>34217888

Why the fuck would I want to play Diablo 3?

>>34217804
>>34217745

Fine.

Spoilered.

>greentext about fucking a fluffy pony
>in a lot of detail or something
>like about what happens when you fuck a fluffy pony
>some more detail here
>details details details
>lengthy dissertation answering why you'd want to fuck a fluffy pony
>fleshlights aren't that expensive, you know
>detaildetaildetaildetaildetail
>Jesus, that's just weird.
>detailsdetailsdetailsdetails
>and coming from us, that's saying something.
>um, maybe some more stuff about fucking a fluffy pony
>do they even know what sex is?
>or how it's done?
>lengthy description of how many positions you cycle between, even though there are so many sex-acts that would kill them by choking or drowning or suffocation, but this is fantasy so just roll with it okay
>detaildetaildetaildetail
>short segue into an introspective sequence wherein you elaborate where you first got the desire to have sex with an animal who is for all intents and purposes a mentally-handicapped three-year-old with shittons of hair.
>okay enough of that shit back to the fucking
>All right that's enough fucking for this greentext
>it's missing something though...
>oh, yeah!
>fluffy pony drowns

>>34217773
>You're bored at home, watching TV alone
>Your mind starts to wander
>You begin to imagine something nonexistent trying to do something or other to something else that doesn't exist
>You begin to think harder
>Okay, so there's nothing on top of nothing, and nothing is having a hard time doing nothing...
>But what the fuck is the nothing? Why is it having a hard time doing nothing? How can nothing do nothing?
>Start to get a headache
>Snap out of it
>Confused for the rest of the day
>You still don't own a fluffy pony, and never did

>>34217881
They're onto me, I'm out

>>34217914
10/10 I have a raging hardon

>>34217907
the moon is infront of the tree
it's a pretty badass tree

>>34217914

>Mfw I disabled spoilers so that was a lot less fun than it could have been

I demand fluffy pone sex for compensation

>>34217670
>strings load error
>ConnectTimeout
stupid dialup, I'm, never going to learn anything
>>34217689
a bunch of swatches?

thank you guys

>>34217907
fancy ride sir

>>34217913
well, there aren't any better videogames to be released next year/released last year/the year before
that's one reason

>>34217919
But we'll miss you.

>>34217938

Well, that's your own damn fault, isn't it?

>>34217938
Fuck it. I'll try write something. Throw some ideas at me of how it should go down.

>>34217947
But thats wrong.

there i am dissapoint

>>34217897
>fluffy pony is sitting there playing with her blocks
>spelling words and trying to say them out loud
>none of them are real words
>it's time for her feeding anyway
>you walk over and pick her up, ignoring her protests as you take her away from her toys
>you unzip your pants and hold her in front of you
>"Pway?"
>she starts batting at your penis with her hooves
>you thrust forward into her open mouth
>her screams are instantly muffled by your girth
>you keep thrusting in and out, lubricated by her fluffy saliva
>she starts to make adorable little grunts and groans
>you keep thrusting, your balls whacking off her chin each thrust
>you finish, cumming a river of sticky semen down her throat
>you drop her and let her lie there motionless, with semen dripping out of her
>she drowns
>clean her up and call fluffy pony insurance to get another

>>34217951

Yes

>>34217953

>see fluffy pony
>stick your dick in it

>>34217953
Wait are you doing anon raping fluffy pony or two fluffy ponies tenderly humping?

>>34217958
it's not though
new videogames are all terrible (because of consoles and mmos lol)
only new good games are reproductions of games that came out 10 years ago

>>34217953
She's fluffy, inside and out.

>>34217964
Haha oh wow.

>>34217965
>>34217967

Nevermind, someone got that down.

I guess
>fluffy pony sees another fluffy pony
>sticks it's dick in the other one

>>34217979

>>34217968
Not him, but it's got to be anon tenderly humping fluffy pone.

>>34217999
shit this is making me want to get in to animation
but i need more TIME

>>34217905
Bahahaha!

F-Fluttershy what are you doing?

http://arch.413chan.net/co20770410.html

>>34218027
Stay outta my shed

>>34218040
Earning some money.

http://arch.413chan.net/co20744413.html

>>34218040
>That feel when you will never be in Dash's position there, being hugged by 4 ponies

>you're watching tv with fluffy pony
>you're drinking water, while she munches on popcorn
>you turn off the TV
>fluffy pony looks at you with a "wha...?"
>"TV time is over" you say as you pat her on the head
>you ask her if she wants to play a really fun game
>she perks up at this, nodding excitedly
>you pull her in for a one armed hug, running your fingers through her thick fluff
>you're finally going to do this
>the reality of the situation excites you to no end
>you tell her to be really still
>you lay her out on her back and start rubbing her tummy
>she coos a little. Fluffy pony always loved tummy rubs more than anything else
>you reach down to her crotch and start pulling apart the fluff
>there it is. Tiny, hidden under all the fluff.
>you slip a finger into her fluffy hole
>she sits up, perplexed, babbling about how pees from there
>you shush her, and push her back down
>you unzip your pants, and pull out your throbbing member
>you line the tip up, and shove in as hard as you can
>the first thing you realize is how fluffy the inside is
>the next thing that reaches your mind is fluffy pony's blood curdling scream
>there was significant tearing as you rip in and out of her
>blood
>the scream continues
>you slap her to make her stop. She doesnt. You scream at her as loud as you can to be quiet this instant. She obediently shut up
>the couch is quickly stained with her blood and tears
>fluffy pony opens her mouth and vomits
>it shoots up in the air and lands on her face
>you're thrusting at a feverish pace, hands locking in a vice grip around her hind legs, pulling them into you with all your might
>you blow your load, massive amounts of cum leaking out of fluffy pony's ruined hole
>you go to shower and clean up, leaving fluffy pony crying and bleeding on the couch, covered in vomit
>fluffy pony dies like Hendrix.

>>34218051
>Just barely discovering the connection between Twilight's name and a certain teen romance franchise.
It took until DECEMBER? I noticed that shit first episode.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFXAcGB4QH4

>>34218074

>sitting there staring at a dusty pile of blocks in the corner
>They're not moving because nothing is moving them, and they don't spell any words
>there's a throw-pillow on the floor near them
>you walk over and pick it up
>you unzip your pants and hold it in front of you
>it doesn't move to touch your penis
>you thrust forward into it
>your screams are not muffled by anything because the pillow's over your dick and not your face
>you keep thrusting into the side of the pillow
>you're still screaming - your windows are rattling, but you're too focused on the task at hand to know that
>you keep thrusting, your balls whacking off a button on the side of the pillow
>you finish, cumming a river of sticky semen into the fabric of the pillow
>you drop it and let it lie there, covered in your semen
>it's a pillow
>clean it up and call fluffy pony insurance to get another
>they don't have any clue what you mean when you tell them you want another fluffy pony immediately
>they hang up
>you call them back
>they've blocked your number

>>34218080
These threads are all from October, as well as the PMV.

>>34218074
You destroyed my boner, but I completely deserved it.

>>34218072
>that feel

>>34218093
I'm an idiot. For some reason I was thinking month 10=December.
It's 3:30 in the morning here.