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    541 KB MLP General Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:11 No.34210081  
    Applebloom time.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:12 No.34210116
    best CMC
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:12 No.34210118
    Now this is podracing
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:12 No.34210121
    Kay, nobody fuck this one up!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:12 No.34210127
    Can I get some good pone reaction pics?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:12 No.34210131
    Applebloom is pretty cool, because she's, like, Blossom with a Southern accent.
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    I like this time
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:12 No.34210142
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    >>34210127
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    >>34210081
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:13 No.34210146
    >rape
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:13 No.34210152
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    Best CMC thread? Best CMC thread
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:13 No.34210159
    Pony shouldn't pony pony under any condition
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:13 No.34210162
    Would you cuddle with Applebloom if she asked?
    >> Boco !sCZ24qY6KY 02/12/12(Sun)00:13 No.34210167
    >>34210116

    Nah, thats Sweetie Belle.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:13 No.34210169
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    How can somebody make a good MLPG thread? Is that even possible?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:13 No.34210171
    >>34210118
    >fluffy pony accidentally hides in starship in the middle of battle
    >starship takes off and fluffy pony takes it to destroy the Droid Command Center
    >easily defeats several droid pilots
    >She says, "Now this is podwacing"
    >Smack fluffy pony
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:13 No.34210172
    >>34209705

    >she hooks the rope over a smaller branch and pushes herself over the side of the branch
    >holding herself up with her arms she nods to you
    >you take out the slack on the rope, taking the weight off of her arms
    >she lets go, hanging freely from the rope
    >a thumbs up from her, and you slowly walk forward lowering her towards the sword
    >you open your right eye through the strain, and see her eyes shining like the north star as she gets nearer and nearer the war relic
    >finally, she yells "I GOT IT! I GOT IT!!"
    >she waves the sword over the vines
    >you yell your congratulations, and start walking backwards, pulling her up
    >the both of you hear a soft crack
    >the limb is breaking

    CONTINUED
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:13 No.34210176
    >>34210167
    I OBJECT SIR
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:14 No.34210183
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    >>34210144
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:14 No.34210185
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    >>34210162
    It is legal?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:14 No.34210188
    Continuing from >>34209804

    Now what the FBI/MI5/CCRA found out you were hiding a pone in your house?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:14 No.34210196
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    >>34210081
    Best CMC tiem?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:14 No.34210199
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    >>34210127
    >> sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/12/12(Sun)00:14 No.34210201
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    >>34210134
    I'm still waiting on those two anons from long ago.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:14 No.34210202
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    >>34210152
    I support this sentiment.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:14 No.34210205
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    >>34210081
    I used to hate the CMC -- very much -- but they have started to grow on me especially in season two.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:14 No.34210206
    >reposting from previous thread

    Does anyone remember that thread where someone said humans being immune or resistant to magic in Equestria would make us holes in the fabric of Magic?

    How Pegasi and Earthponies would see us as totally normal, but Unicorns (and Alicorns) see us as some eldritch horror from beyond the void, black walking masses of nothing?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:14 No.34210209
    >>34210169

    Go back to being useless and your wife's whipping boy Krillin.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:14 No.34210212
    >>34210131
    >The CMC as the PPG

    YES, FUND IT
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:14 No.34210215
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    appreciation
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:15 No.34210225
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    >>34210118
    >Now imagining the CMC building a pod racer and competing in a pod race
    >Rainbow Dash tells the won who won the little game to decide who'd drive it: "Remember, the key to winning a race is to feel, don't think."
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:15 No.34210229
    >>34210172
    >A thumbs up from her

    I was being entertained until that part
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:15 No.34210233
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    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:15 No.34210234
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    >>34210215
    That color be scaring me.
    >> RustyDooks 02/12/12(Sun)00:15 No.34210235
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    Would you take care of Fluttershy if she was sick?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:15 No.34210238
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    If Applebloom was an alien, would you still find her as cute?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:15 No.34210242
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    >>34210205
    they definitely are much better in S2
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:15 No.34210247
    >>34210209

    but being raped by Android 18 sounds amazing
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:15 No.34210253
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    >>34210205
    How can someone hate this littles things!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:15 No.34210257
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    >>34210234
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:15 No.34210259
    >>34210235
    Fuck yeah. Thanks Dooks
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:16 No.34210270
    >>34210185
    Cuddling is basically hugging while lying down, can be done while wearing enough clothes to survive nuclear winter or nothing at all
    Totally legal and non-sexual
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:16 No.34210271
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    >>34210212
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:16 No.34210273
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    >>34210116
    >Not Swotie Boll
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:16 No.34210278
    If one of us can get to Equestria then all of us can get to Equestria. What happens if Ponyville gets flooded by My Little Pony fans?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:16 No.34210279
    >>34210206
    That would be really weird, it would sure as Hell strain the image of humans in Equestria.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:16 No.34210284
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    >>34210242
    I still don't understand what their legs are doing.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:16 No.34210292
    >>34210238

    i would find her to dose
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:16 No.34210293
    I don't watch the show so I'm sorry I have to ask, but what happens when a pony's cutie mark doesn't match their name at all? Is that like a coming-out story to them? Does anyone say "I HAVE NO SON" or something like that?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:17 No.34210300
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    >>34210206

    That's...really stupid.

    We would be exactly like any other non-magical animal; you don't see Unicorns freaking out over bears, or rabbit.

    Pic, is the only being that would inspire great fear in Unicorns.
    >> Jessy 02/12/12(Sun)00:17 No.34210303
    >>34210284
    They're skipping...I think.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:17 No.34210305
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    >>34210284
    They're skipping. Duh.
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    >>34210270
    Then yes.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:18 No.34210326
    >>34210293
    they are thrown into the pit of shame and never talked about again
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:18 No.34210332
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    Did I get my cutie mark this time, /co/?
    >> RustyDooks 02/12/12(Sun)00:18 No.34210333
    >>34210259
    Glad you liked it!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:18 No.34210339
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    >>34210300
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    >>34210188
    Don't make me do a horrible crossover everyone will regret. I mean everyone.

    totally spies
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:18 No.34210346
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    >>34210314
    indeed she is
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:18 No.34210347
    Ok, I have to sleep.

    No more /co/-pony oc d'awwwfics from me today.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:18 No.34210351
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    >>34210205
    Same here. I used to hate the episodes they were in (Beside Applebloom, she was always fine on her own), but I've kinda liked most of the CMC eps we've had lately.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:19 No.34210354
    >>34210205
    >Hating the CMC
    >In any season

    I can understand not liking their episodes compared to mane6 eps IN SEASON ONE, but serious?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:19 No.34210356
    >>34210332

    Well, the only thing I can see is your ass.
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 02/12/12(Sun)00:19 No.34210361
    >>34210314
    Agreed!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:19 No.34210371
    >>34210332
    Not yet Sweetie, keep trying.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:19 No.34210373
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    applebroom
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:19 No.34210377
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    >>34210305
    >>34210303
    Its some freaky ass demonic skip.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:19 No.34210379
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    >>34210300
    >>"Oh, we can do magic."
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:19 No.34210382
    >>34210293
    >Ponies would call us a wetback equivalent as we take their jobs since our opposable thumbs make us far more skilled workers.
    >Thumbacks?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:19 No.34210383
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    >>34210253
    I think they were just going a little overboard on the quest for the cutie mark thing in the first season.
    >> sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/12/12(Sun)00:20 No.34210390
    >>34210188
    Make that pony as public as possible. Every new station, whatever, just make the pony known to the world.

    Because nothing good can happen when the government knows something the public doesn't
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:20 No.34210393
    >>34210373
    but that's Sweetie Belle you dumb shit
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:20 No.34210399
    >>34210242
    LOOK AT THAT ANIMATION ERROR

    OUCH
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:20 No.34210401
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    >>34210361
    I didn't know you were such a narcissist Leth.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:20 No.34210411
    Next time on MLPFiM: The Element of Laughter; Pinkie Pie's Minecraft Mode?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:20 No.34210413
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    ITT: Silly Pone don't even know Sweetie is the best CMC
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:20 No.34210416
    >>34210383
    Well I do agree with that, they really elevate themselves in SS.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:21 No.34210424
    >>34210333
    Damn right I do!

    I love everything MLPG has drawn/colored for me. Sadly I dont remember who did my Steam avatar :(
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:21 No.34210430
    >>34210382
    >>They might call us ape-men, chimps, bipeds, DEMONS
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:21 No.34210443
    >>34210172

    >you both begin to panic
    >she yells for you to pull her up
    >you comply, pulling with all your might
    >she's halway up and rising
    >you can see the branch giving way
    >you give it every ounce of strength you have
    >just as she reaches the branch, it snaps
    >the rope catches on the tree, sending her in an arc directly towards you
    >she screams, holding on for dear life
    >suddenly, the remaining limb breaks
    >the rope goes limp
    >she flies directly into you, knocking you to the ground
    >you both lie there breathing heavily for a moment
    >"Thanks for breaking my fall," she finally says, looking up at you.
    >You tell her it wasn't hard, before dusting off her helmet and handing it to her
    >she smiles and puts it back on top of her head.
    >she brings up herother arm
    >she's still holding the sword
    >she beams at you
    >you respond by hugging her tightly
    >she actually hugs you back
    >you look up at the sky
    >the stars are almost visible
    >the sun has dissapeared beneath the horizon, its last light illuminating the forest
    >you pick her up and dust yourself off
    >"Lets go. It'll already be dark when we get back."
    >she nods and starts walking back down the trail, holding her prize proudly in her hands
    >this time though, you walk next to her, not behind her
    >you both marvel at the adventure you've shared, and the trophy you've won
    >then, you marvel at the great friend you sharde it with.
    >she hands you the sword, smiling.
    >she doesn't say a word as she takes your hand, and the two of you step back onto the pavement.
    >...
    >...
    >...
    >You turn the weathered plank over in your hands.
    >There's still a speck of dirt in it.
    >You pick it out.
    >The door opens with a creak.
    >"Come on dear, dinner's already cooling off."
    >You sigh, placing the old sword back on the shelf you took it from.
    >"Be there in a minute... Do."
    >The door stops, and you hear a chuckle.
    >"You haven't called me that in years."

    THE END
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:21 No.34210444
    >>34210351
    My only disappointment with CMC episodes is that they typically contain only 1-2 Mane Six members
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:21 No.34210448
    >>34210278
    >Arrive in Equestria
    >Stay in some buttfuck little town like Ponyville

    Nah nigga
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    >>34210401
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:22 No.34210461
    >>34210293
    >I don't watch the show

    Why are you in this thread?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:22 No.34210467
    there are a lot of applebloom images in this thread
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:22 No.34210469
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    Would you rather:
    >Have Pinkie Pie as Sweet Tooth
    OR
    >Be a faggot and don't
    >> sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/12/12(Sun)00:22 No.34210470
    >>34210430
    And for the more upper class:
    Freak! Death worshiper! Man-Animal! Corrupter!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:22 No.34210473
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    >>34210377
    Makes sense.
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    >>34210413
    Everyone knows that Sweetie Belle is best CMC!

    And best pone, in my humble opinion.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:22 No.34210479
    >>34210382
    "Celestia-damned Thumb-Apes comin' here takin' our jobs. Ponies got to eat too, y'know!"
    "Come inside dear, what if they hear you?"
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    >>34210467
    i see nothing wrong with that
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:23 No.34210496
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    >>34210390
    Suppose favorite pone is in your world and you are in relationship.

    How would your friends and family react?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:23 No.34210502
    NOT >>34210172

    >Now's your chance.
    >"The sword, Do!"
    >"The branch is breaking! Get me out of here!"
    >"Throw me the sword! If you drop it in there, we'll never get it back!"
    >The branch creaks ominously
    >"You don't have much time! Quickly!"
    >Drawing it back, she heaves it toward you with all her might, the ancient wooden relic tumbling end over end through the air.
    >you reach out a hand and the hilt falls perfectly into your palm.
    >you can feel it - the wisdom and might of generations of kids past rests in your hand now.
    >you laugh in spite of yourself - the feeling is intoxicating. You could rule over every kid in town with this.
    >"Now pull me up!"
    >Glance back at Daring with a smirk.
    >"Smell you later, Do. Thanks for the sword."
    >You quickly wrap your end of the rope around a nearby sapling, and take off into the forest.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:23 No.34210507
    >>34210444
    Its not that bad I enjoy the pony/pony episodes but they are not doing that anymore in s2 but I dont mind.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:24 No.34210514
    >>34210448
    You would be force to do that at the beginning for quite some time
    You know almost nothing about the surrounding places, their civilizations, customs, about the fauna and flora.
    You also have no money.
    Going directly in adventures or exploring would probably be the end of you.
    >> Walter Bishop In Equestria Duplex Fields 02/12/12(Sun)00:24 No.34210518
    >With a rush of air, the portal between worlds snapped shut. Blinking furiously, the old man in the disheveled coat turned first to one side, then the other.
    >There were no FBI agents surrounding him, no guns drawn, no shouting. Instead, pleasant scents wafted through the air. He appeared to be in a candy store, in a rustic wooden building.
    >Behind the counter cowered a blue horse wearing earrings. She wore a very human expression of fright, and she was shaking.
    >Walter Bishop blinked again. "I do wish the LSD flashbacks would wait until I am properly safe in the lab. Or on the toilet." He walked up to the counter. "Oh, they have licorice vines!"
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:24 No.34210523
    >>34210473
    >Sweetie Belle
    >Bavarian Illuminati
    That explains a lot, actually.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:24 No.34210524
    >>34210278
    The Mane Six get hundreds of suitors, none of which they want

    Some ponies eventually get raped

    Thousands of grown men are then trapped on the moon
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:24 No.34210530
    >>34210496
    Im a weird motherfucker. There would probably be an initial shock but then they'd probably end up thinking "well this is Anon we're talking about"
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:24 No.34210539
    >>34210469
    ahhh yea i hope someone mods ponykart to be like TM
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:24 No.34210541
    >>34210479
    "You shut the fuck up, horse, I'm twice the carpenter you ever were!"
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:25 No.34210546
    >>34210514
    >Make money
    >Set out for Canterlot or Manehattan

    Now are we human or pony? That's the key factor here.
    >> Tiara_Lost !OH0TFE/ORQ 02/12/12(Sun)00:25 No.34210558
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    >humans have already been to Equestria and are trading human technology for unicorn magic powers
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:26 No.34210573
    What are you listening to MLPG?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:26 No.34210577
    >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart >fart
    >> sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/12/12(Sun)00:26 No.34210579
    >>34210496
    There wouldn't even be any time to develop a relationship now with international pressure on your every move now. You would have to move closer to the UN HQ in New York now, become a diplomat, or at least someone important seeing how the pony would only trust you given this circumstance.

    Seven billion pairs of eyes on you and the ponys every move, and marking a new chapter in human history? And you want to work on a relationship?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:26 No.34210586
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    >>34210573
    >>34210577
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:26 No.34210589
    >>34210573
    Brian Eno - Music for Airports.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:26 No.34210592
    >>34210558
    I now want to see pony versions of the characters from PAYDAY.

    HOXTOLICIOUS
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:26 No.34210593
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    >>34210379
    >perform a ritual
    >nothing happens
    >Ponies laugh

    Actually that would be rather infuriating being a Catholic and having a Pony ask a million questions about the Eucharist.
    >You're eating human flesh and blood!
    >Wait that just bread and wine
    >oh so it's symbolic
    >its not?
    >but its still just bread and wine

    FUUUUU SHUT UP TWILIGHT! God you're worst than Protestants!
    >What are Protestants?

    FUUUUUUUUU
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:26 No.34210594
    >>34210502

    >>34210172 Here.

    This actually really works. You could say that the reader is actually Mr. Un-Pronounceable from the story in the actual episode. granted, then you get into a FUCKING WITH CANON mess, but it's still an interesting thought exercise.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:27 No.34210604
    >>34210514
    thats when we hire guides
    >> Goretastic 02/12/12(Sun)00:27 No.34210606
    >>34210565

    >humans have already been to Equestria

    Yeah but

    >trading

    NOPE, Equestria is post apocalyptic earth. All our shit is leftover.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:27 No.34210612
    >>34210573
    90s music.
    >> RustyDooks 02/12/12(Sun)00:27 No.34210617
    >>34210573

    Noisia - Diplodocus

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e83uJTgBat0


    And the shitty music I make
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:27 No.34210619
    >>34210612
    Eagles of Death Metal
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:27 No.34210622
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    does seth seriously shit himself? I've heard rumors but no proof

    if so that's hilarious
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:28 No.34210626
    >>34210573
    Trivium - Shogun
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:28 No.34210630
    >>34210430
    I would prefer the term "highgazer". It's an exact translation of the greek word for human.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:28 No.34210631
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    >>34210518
    >Mention the fact that there's no Fringe-MLP crossovers or fanart last night
    >See this

    Oh god what have I done.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:28 No.34210634
    >>34210622
    In what?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:28 No.34210637
    >>34210496
    I guess they'd be happy that I finally got a girlfriend, even if it is a horse
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:28 No.34210641
    >>34210541
    Presumably there'd be a few hippies hanging around with their 'let's all get along' shit at full force, too. Trying to work out ways that everyone can be useful now the superior dexterity of hands has bee introduced to their world.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:28 No.34210643
    >>34210577
    Oh, hai HSG
    How is your sex life?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:28 No.34210652
    >>34210622

    >Twilight is getting a vision
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:28 No.34210656
    >>34210606
    And then the CMC open the cryonic stasis pods of bloodthirsty human warlords.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:28 No.34210658
    >>34210619
    That isn't what I meant to link.
    >>34210573
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:28 No.34210662
    >>34210622
    Probably, he has Crohn's
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:28 No.34210663
    >>34210622
    If you believe the screencaps of posts he made on Faggotaffinity, then yes, he does indeed have bowel issues.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:28 No.34210665
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    >>34210496
    I think they would react better than if I had a Realdoll for a girlfriend, but worse than if she was both in her 60s and slightly retarded.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:28 No.34210669
    >>34210558

    Hey Tiara do you have a sfw version of tumblr? I've only found this one http://tiaralost.tumblr.com/ but it seems dead?
    >> FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP 02/12/12(Sun)00:28 No.34210671
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    >>34210606

    Ponies sure aren't very inventive scavengers
    It seems most of their innovation goes into new ways to panic
    >> Duplex Fields 02/12/12(Sun)00:28 No.34210673
    >>34210443
    I am so heppy right now! You didn't end it like Terabithia!
    >> ­ 02/12/12(Sun)00:29 No.34210674
    >>34210573
    B-complex - Beautiful lies
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:29 No.34210675
    >>34210546
    I presume pony.

    Anyway if I was a Unicorn I would probably just sit in Ponyville and claim amnesia.
    And since I know quite a lot of stuff about the mane cast thanks to the show I could easily convince Twilight to train me and Rarity to hire me for some shit.
    Hell getting hired by Rarity would probably be the quickest way to get rich

    Her business is doing incredible so she doesn't have problem with money. And since she is the spirit of generosity. She would pay you quite well.
    She fucking made two sets of incredible dresses for free for her friends
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:29 No.34210683
    >>34210518
    Did you write this because I posted that walter bishop in sugarcube corner last thread?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:29 No.34210698
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    >>34210606
    I wonder how this ties in to Adventure Time
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:29 No.34210701
    >>34210573
    Had this going in the background when you asked.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J8Mz0zqs3U
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:30 No.34210703
    >>34210643
    wat
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:30 No.34210710
    >>34210606
    >Equestria is post apocalyptic earth. All our shit is leftover.

    That's stupid.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:30 No.34210712
    Also: that whole sword thing is based on a true story. No, it was never actually recovered by a pair of intrepid youngsters, but there was actually a sword crafted by a mystery person and used in battle, then plunged deep into the woods long after hostilities ended.

    Thought about going to find it myself, then they ran a road through that forest. It's doubtlessly been lost.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:30 No.34210716
    >>34210594

    You keep going with what you were doing - I just couldn't resist pulling a Raiders of the Lost Ark-style "Adios, Senor!" where the one helping the adventurer grabs the treasure for themselves and leaves them in a dangerous spot...

    ...only to be found dead from a booby-trap when the hero comes looking for them
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:30 No.34210721
    >>34210675
    >Mysterious pony that nobody knows turns up
    >Happens to know a lot about 6 important individuals, won't disclaim how he knows what he does
    >Implying you won't be arrested and brought in for interrogation and torture pinkieboarding
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:30 No.34210737
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    >>34210573
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83t9nzsNyXE
    >> Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 02/12/12(Sun)00:30 No.34210738
    >>34210662
    That seems less laughable and more sad.
    Also, someone mentioned in the last thread that that one dude's pictures of grown Spike reminded them of the Kid. So I was wondering if any artfags on hand would be opposed to drawing that crossover - either the Kid as a dragon, or Spike in the Kid's outfit.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:31 No.34210739
    >>34210496
    I don't even want to think about it.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:31 No.34210740
    >>34210675
    >make sure it stays within our budget
    Not free
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:31 No.34210751
    >>34210721
    >>When your cover's blown you undergo a body-horror transformation back into a human.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:31 No.34210754
    >>34210740
    Fine free capes and other shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:31 No.34210756
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    >>34210496
    >Implying that human and pone is sexually compatible.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:31 No.34210762
    >>34210573
    Acid Bath
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:31 No.34210764
    >>34210721
    >implying we wouldn't hide our power level
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:31 No.34210767
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    >>34210683
    >Walter Bishop
    >Sugarcube Corner

    REPOST
    >> Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y 02/12/12(Sun)00:32 No.34210776
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    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:32 No.34210778
    >>34210764
    >Implying anybody on /co/ knows how to do that
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:32 No.34210784
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    >>34210573
    Mutemath.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsUCM1QcrZM&feature=b-vrec
    >dat fucking drumming
    Unf.
    >> Pagemaster !!sapMkWZiqgy 02/12/12(Sun)00:32 No.34210788
    So I heard there was an Applebloom thread.

    SpikexApplebloom is cutest ship except for maybe SweetieSpike
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:32 No.34210790
    >>34210767
    It was just a question. I wish I was skilled in the arts of greentext.

    I really, really do.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:32 No.34210792
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    That feel when 40mb folder filled with pictures of a background pony, hidden deep within your file hierarchy.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:32 No.34210793
    >>34210764
    >>Implying a seer or something wouldn't see right through you.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:32 No.34210794
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    >>34210756
    from what this guy says, they seem to go together pretty well
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:32 No.34210795
    >>34210767

    >>34209711
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:33 No.34210804
    >>34210778
    >Implying we're /b/ or some other lesser board.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:33 No.34210805
    Twilight Sparkle - Spike
    Rainbow Dash - Scootaloo
    Applejack - Applebloom
    Rarity - Sweetie Belle
    Fluttershy - ???
    Pinkie Pie - ???
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:33 No.34210808
    >>34210778
    I do.
    >> sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/12/12(Sun)00:33 No.34210809
    >>34210776
    >more Tex drawings
    and suddenly this day just got brighter.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:33 No.34210813
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    >>34210776
    YES YOU FINISH THIS! Looks awesome.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:33 No.34210816
    >>34210496
    they would have to fucking dealwithit that's how
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:33 No.34210821
    >>34210710
    This. Ooo is already post-apocolyptic Earth.

    It's actually kinda grimdark if you rally look at it. Ice King's story in particular is pretty tragic.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:34 No.34210825
    >>34210776
    I'd eat that sandwich.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:34 No.34210826
    >>34210778
    I thought one of the things we were proud of was that a lot of us DO know how to hide our terrible secret when we're out in the real world
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:34 No.34210827
    >>34210804
    >Implying we aren't

    >>34210808
    >Implying you do
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:34 No.34210828
    >>34210805
    Fluttershy-Angel
    >> FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP 02/12/12(Sun)00:34 No.34210837
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    >>34210792

    If its that pony, I know that feel very well anon
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:34 No.34210851
    >>34210637
    Your social circle must be really open minded or really wierd.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:34 No.34210852
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    >>34210776
    Now that's cool.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:34 No.34210854
    >>34210828

    Pinkie Pie-Gummy
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:35 No.34210860
    >>34210778
    Nigga you retard? People here always talk about hiding the power level.

    >>34210827
    Oh I see... 7/10 it was good.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:35 No.34210863
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    >>34210794
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:35 No.34210864
    >>34210792
    Go back to /g/ roseluckfag. You still have time before they see through your space jam facade.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:35 No.34210865
    >>34210805
    Fluttershy has her animal friends.
    Pinkie... maybe the Cake's twins? In a sister-figure sort of way.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:35 No.34210867
    >>34210792
    >>34210837

    >RL: HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT!
    >Daisy & Lily: WHAT?!
    >RL: *Lifts leg and farts*
    >Daisy: Roseluck that's nasty!
    >RL: Wait for it....
    >Lily: Hey do you suddenly smell roses?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:35 No.34210869
    >>34210589
    IDM/downtempo/ambient fags master race
    >> Duplex Fields 02/12/12(Sun)00:35 No.34210870
    >>34210683
    Yes. Yes I did. While procrastinating on the church bulletins. From the church computer (InPrivate IE8) at church. All because of you. Because Fringe is awesome.

    Good night.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:35 No.34210872
    >>34210637
    Is your social circle on shrooms 24/7?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:35 No.34210880
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    >>34210776
    >that feel when you don't want to be rude
    >but you seriously can't even fucking DIGEST what you're being fed
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:36 No.34210882
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    So what do you guys think of this dose?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:36 No.34210885
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    >>34210794
    A pone is not the same as a real life mare.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:36 No.34210888
    >>34210851
    my family only worries about me killing myself or getting back on drugs, I can get away with pretty much anything else and they don't complain
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:36 No.34210889
    >>34210870
    You're awesome. Just wanted to let you know that.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:36 No.34210892
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    >>34210776
    Ah, neat, you finished that!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:36 No.34210894
    >>34210821
    Adventure Time is the only show to pull off kiddy grimdark. MLP will never do that.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:36 No.34210898
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    >>34210776

    Nice one, Tex.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:36 No.34210901
    >>34210721
    Nobody would be that retarded to go to the mane cast and start saying things about them right?
    I mean I was supposing we would be subtle

    >>34210740
    That never made sense
    1. Twilight said that the first dress was fine and wasn't to keen on receiving a new dress and if she had to pay she could have said Bitch I'm not paying you so no new dress
    2. AJ was alread poor. The only reason she wanted to go to the gala was to make money. She didn't even had enough money to buy a fucking new plow
    3. She just declared she was going to make dresses for the rest of them without asking them so I doubt she would be Yeah I started making this dress for you now you have to pay me

    That verse is full of shit
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:36 No.34210906
    >>34210864
    >your space jam facade
    my what
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:36 No.34210908
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    >>34210837
    You've got it.

    >>34210864
    >roseluck
    >luck

    I don't know what you're talking about.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:36 No.34210909
    >>34210776
    I love your anons ha
    >> Tiara_Lost !OH0TFE/ORQ 02/12/12(Sun)00:36 No.34210911
    >>34210669
    Nah it's not dead, i just kinda ran out of ideas so i'm still thinking of where to go with it.

    For my sfw stuff see here:
    http://dx11.deviantart.com/
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:36 No.34210914
    >Your years of neckbearding and poor diet caused you to have a heart attack
    >Fluffy pony rushed to help you
    >You tried to tell her to call an ambulance before the darkness overtook you, but she didnt understand
    >She tried to preform CPR like they do on TV
    >She didnt know how, so she just hugged your chest for two days before someone came to check on you
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:36 No.34210915
    >>34210573
    was listening to BoC - In a Beautiful Place Out in the Country
    but was quickly listening to this Efterklang performance
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeRNFnpd160&list=PL60F2086E4FBEED11&index=73&feature=plpp
    _video

    I wanna do a pone themed-fun orchestral performance ;~;
    it would be very colorful, and Twilight can perform with me with Octavia
    god I'm such a faggot
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:37 No.34210923
    >>34210885
    are you sure
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:37 No.34210931
    >>34210630
    >>34210630

    I dunno if it'd work here - but I really like the sound of that word - "Highgazer."
    >> Duplex Fields 02/12/12(Sun)00:37 No.34210932
    >>34210631
    I almost went with Walternate in Equestria. (You don't want to know what happens when Walter finds out about the Cakes' curiously strong children.)
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:37 No.34210935
    >>34210880
    The bacteria in your large intestine can process the plant fiber for you, but daisies are poisonous to humans so it doesn't matter.

    Shit's inedible.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:37 No.34210936
    >>34210894
    The pilot episodes were halfway there
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:37 No.34210937
    >>34210909
    They remind me of Cromatrie High.

    I am now imagining MLP in a high school setting where they discuss nonsense in a completely serious way.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:37 No.34210941
    >>34210756
    Unless by traditional run off the mill mammalian reproduction we mean hyenas, platypuses or echidnas I don't see why they shouldn't be.
    >> sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/12/12(Sun)00:37 No.34210943
    >>34210923
    Yes, very sure. For one, they can't talk. Two, they can't bend like pones.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:37 No.34210947
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    >>34210756
    Almost any mammal can be sexually compatible if your arm's big enough/fingers are small enough

    The only true question is, can humans and ponies meet one another on an emotional level and develop a slow but strong friendship which grows to be an intimate yet ultimately mutually beneficial emotionally/psychologically driven relationship?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:38 No.34210952
    >>34210923
    Well real mares dont talk and they dont have magic or Flying skills so yes im sure.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:38 No.34210960
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    You faggots still watching cartoon horses?
    What's wrong with you?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:38 No.34210965
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    >>34210937
    There's probably a reason for that, anon.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:38 No.34210967
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    >>34210870
    >Because Fringe is awesome.

    >Fringe fans
    >On /co/
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:38 No.34210973
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    >>34210911

    Thanks!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:39 No.34210985
    >>34210965
    GUMBALL JUNIOR No. 3
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:39 No.34210988
    >>34210915
    DISIL

    WHERE DA MONEY AT

    AND I'M FINISHING THE SONG TONIGHT
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:39 No.34210991
    >>34210901
    Also AJ wanted to go in her working duds and she didn't see anything wrong with that. I doubt she would want them "improved" if she had to pay for them seeing how poor she supposedly is
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:39 No.34210992
    >>34210952
    but we don't know exactly what marshmallow pony anatomy is like, it could be strikingly similar to their real life counterparts
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:39 No.34210994
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    This man has just been transported to Equestria.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:39 No.34210998
    >>34210960
    fuck off miyamoto go be bad at zelda somewhere else
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:39 No.34211003
    So what would happen if fluffy ponies tried to shoot up a high school?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:39 No.34211008
    >>34210994
    WE JUST LEARNED THAT PONIES HAVE VIDYA, AND NOW THEY ARE RUINED.

    FUCK YOU
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:39 No.34211010
    >>34210994
    The only jew more jewish than AJ
    >> FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP 02/12/12(Sun)00:40 No.34211013
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    >>34210960

    we have poneitis

    it is our only regret
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:40 No.34211017
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    >>34210936
    I meant "grimdark" like post-apocalyptic, I'm drunk here. Pony grimdark can be pulled off and is hilarious
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:40 No.34211018
    >>34211003
    their cape would get stuck in the door and they'd drown
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:40 No.34211022
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    >>34210992
    They don''t appear to have either vaginas or anuses
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:40 No.34211024
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    >>34210379
    The Plagues scene from Prince of Egypt just popped into my head.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:40 No.34211035
    >>34210991
    I dont think she is that poor that seems like a plot device for me.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:40 No.34211039
    >>34210960

    Go kick your dead franchise Miyamoto; maybe another 20 Mario games will come out of the corpse's anus!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:40 No.34211042
    >>34211022
    they have mouths, thats good enough for me
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:41 No.34211043
    >>34211010
    >More Jewish than AJ
    >The pony that has a monopoly on apples and apple accessories, but still has trouble paying various bills
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:41 No.34211049
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    >>34210994

    Salt Lick 2? Elite Subscription and $19.99 first day DLC.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:41 No.34211051
    >>34210931
    I'd have to wonder why they'd call us "Highgazers" and not some derogatory variation of "ape-man", but the I thought of a good reason:

    Watching the show and gaining knowledge of their world from it gives us the appearance of omniscience.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:41 No.34211052
    >>34210960
    Go make shitty video games somewhere else.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:41 No.34211054
    >>34211010
    You forget the mayor mare.

    >>34211008
    10/10
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:41 No.34211056
    >>34211022
    maybe they have magic that cloaks their genitalia so humans don't try to fuck them all the time
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:41 No.34211065
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    >>34211022
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:42 No.34211070
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    >>34211042
    Putting your penis near a pone mouth.
    >proven to tear through wood or swallow a whole cake.
    No thanks.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:42 No.34211071
    >>34210994
    >Head of production for Equestria decides to quit
    >Ponies left are forced to put out more shitty CoD
    OH Joy
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:42 No.34211073
    >>34210988
    HOW DID YOU KNO-
    ANYWAYS
    AWESOME
    WAIT
    DOOKS
    WHER-
    FUCK
    how do you know so much ;~;
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:42 No.34211082
    >>34211070
    Why would she bite my cock?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:42 No.34211091
    >>34211051
    >Humans are just really good at lying and the ponies are naive as children
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:42 No.34211096
    >>34210937
    >tfw MLPG really does feel like Cromartie in a sense
    I mean, we have the reputation of being a collective of estranged deviants and unrestrained delinquents, but when you really get down to it we're just strange people reacting, or NOT reacting, to our strange circumstances.
    I like you all too much.

    Polite sage for my retarded circlejerk musings
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:43 No.34211099
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    I want to try and write a song relating to ponies.

    Give me topics.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:43 No.34211100
    >>34211054
    >Mayor Mare
    >Suddenly its a Jew jewing a Jew

    Well at least there will be no interest rates for AJ to pay; that's reserved only for Gentiles.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:43 No.34211103
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    >month 2 with your fluffy pony
    >things are going great
    >you named the fluffy purple pony Twilight
    >she loves reading children’s books and coloring
    >she says one day she’s going to be the princesses’ student and be the best unicorn ever when she grows up
    >everyday she draws pictures of herself and Celestia, the notable unicorn little Twilight calls the princess for some reason
    >hundreds of pictures
    >when she isn’t reading, coloring, or telling you how much she loves those things, she’s talking about what she’s going to do when she’s a great unicorn
    >it pains you knowing her dreams will end in disappointment
    >fluffy ponies have severely reduced magical abilities compared to regular unicorns
    >she’ll never be able to do even the simplest magic
    >she tries her best though
    >one time she tried to levitate a cup for four hours, her fluffy little face scrunched up in concentration
    >the cup would wiggle a little and fall over
    >the frustration finally got to her, as she broke down into tears
    >you pulled her into her lap and told her you believed she could do anything she put her mind to, and that you thought she was the best unicorn you had ever seen
    >you’re scared of encouraging these dreams
    >it’ll be hard on her when she learns they’ll never amount to anything, if she even has the mental capacity to figure that out
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:43 No.34211105
    >>34211082
    >Tear through wood
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:43 No.34211111
    >>34211096
    I love you all too
    >> FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP 02/12/12(Sun)00:43 No.34211112
    >>34211051

    I don't think they would associate us with apes at all, we no longer really resemble them that much, especially in gait. To them we would have no more in common with an ape than a giraffe has with a cow, they walk on the same number of legs but that is pretty much it
    >> Nopony !QX11zbfSIA 02/12/12(Sun)00:43 No.34211115
    >>34211099
    Fluffy ponies killing themselves in dumb and unpredictable ways.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:43 No.34211121
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    >>34211070
    >Tear through wood
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:43 No.34211123
    >>34211070
    they don't have any teeth
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:44 No.34211124
    >>34211100
    >>34211100
    Oh god what if Bobby, Mayor Mare and AJ formed an alliance?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:44 No.34211127
    >>34211051
    years of divergence has led to us barely resembling primates.

    They'd assume us to be some sort of demon from a higher plane, and we look the part too. Only taller.

    >Hey ponies is it bad if I like the way high imp penises look
    >EW SICK FUCK
    >I would hug a high imp non sexually
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:44 No.34211129
    JUST A SMALL TOWN MARE
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:44 No.34211130
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    >>34211017
    Whoa that didn't make sense either

    AT can pull off being post-apocalyptic, it can be grimdark and still make sense as a children's show

    MLP can't pull of being post-apocalyptic, grimdark about the show is amusing and believable in the context of fanon.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:44 No.34211135
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    >>34211082
    Possibly because of the face rape.
    Oral sex isn't a natural act for horses.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:44 No.34211136
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    >>34211123
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:44 No.34211143
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    >>34211103
    Who drew that fluffy pony? They forgot the fluff on the legs and face.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:45 No.34211147
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    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:45 No.34211149
    >>34211112
    The hands. That and if they examined our bone structure they'd see the resemblance.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:45 No.34211150
    >>34211100
    feck you and your casual anti-Semitism.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:45 No.34211151
    >>34211124
    Bobby ruins the vidya industry, Mayor begs for money and AJ eat apples.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:45 No.34211152
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    >>34211129

    A YOUNG BOY
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:45 No.34211154
    >>34211051
    Humans don't really look like apes.

    We'd be oddly proportioned Diamond Dogs to them.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:45 No.34211155
    Would you let a pony sleep on your belly?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:45 No.34211157
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    >>34211123
    >I don't even watch the show
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:45 No.34211160
    READY FLIM?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:45 No.34211168
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    >>34211121
    >Tear through wood
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:46 No.34211175
    >>34211154
    Oh God, they'd hate us for sure then.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:46 No.34211178
    >>34211160
    WINTER WRAP UP WINTER WRAP UP
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:46 No.34211186
    >>34211160
    GOD DAMMIT FLAM, I'M TRYING TO MASTURBATE OVER HERE!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:46 No.34211189
    >>34211155
    Only if I had some sort of relationship with them; belly rape is NOT okay.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:46 No.34211192
    >>34211143
    I did, and cut me some slack, I'm still new at making ponies fluffy.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:46 No.34211194
    >>34211115
    Fllluffy wuffy bouncy ponies jump into a vat of acid.
    Fluffy wuffy bouncy ponies jump n'front of a FREIGHT. TRAIN.
    Fluffy wuffy bouncy ponies shoved into a giant toaster.
    Fluffy wuffy bouncy ponies are in a great deal of PAIN!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:46 No.34211197
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    >>34211160

    THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:46 No.34211198
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    >>34211160
    READY FLAM!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:46 No.34211199
    WHEN I WAS
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:47 No.34211202
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    >>34211143
    So are fluffy ponys just English Sheepdogs?

    >>34211147
    Ashens? Is that you?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:47 No.34211203
    34211186
    LET'S BING BANG ZAM!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:47 No.34211208
    >>34211135
    they'll figure it out, it's not hard
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:47 No.34211214
    >>34211160
    >you will never get big bang zammed by the Flim Flam brothers
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:47 No.34211219
    >>34211175
    We need to be smart
    Pretend to be hurt near Fluttershy's cottage.
    That way she will take you in and have more time to really know you.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:47 No.34211222
    >>34211175
    >Wear long, flowing robes
    >be polite
    >be mysterious
    >not hated
    >> dose 02/12/12(Sun)00:47 No.34211225
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH8eRff9DCs
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:47 No.34211232
    >>34211135
    and it is for apes?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:47 No.34211233
    Would you eat blue pone out if she asked you to
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:47 No.34211235
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    >>34211168
    >tear through wood
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:48 No.34211245
    >>34211147
    >>34211202
    >Ashens

    Oh fucking shit, glad I wasn't the only one who thought that.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:48 No.34211255
    LONG AS THE VOICE INSIDE DRIVES ME TO RUN AND FIGHT
    IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO IS WRONG AND WHO IS RIGHT
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:48 No.34211256
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    >>34211150

    Sorry it's ingrained into my Gentile DNA.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:48 No.34211257
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    >>34211222
    Because that worked so well for Zecora.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:48 No.34211259
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    >>34210882
    You know you love it, MLPG
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:48 No.34211260
    >>34211222
    >Mysterious Oriental magician
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:49 No.34211270
    IT'S NOT VERY FAR, JUST MOVE YOUR LITTLE RUMP
    >> FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP 02/12/12(Sun)00:49 No.34211281
    >>34211175

    No way man we would dress way snazzier

    No stupid vests here

    If we visited ponies we would have to wear the most garish, outlandish and ridiculously complex outfits ever just to demonstrate our position as the superior, highly advanced species
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:49 No.34211283
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    >>34211235
    >>34211168
    >>34211121
    I don't get it
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:49 No.34211287
    >>34211222
    Wear masks and gloves. If asked, say "It would only frighten you", instant sympathy points.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:49 No.34211289
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    >>34211259
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:49 No.34211294
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    >>34210469
    >>34210558
    Are you saying you wish Pinkie Pie was Sweet Tooth?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:49 No.34211295
    >>34211270
    AT THE GALA!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:50 No.34211303
    >>34211255
    TONIGHT THE STREETS ARE RED
    THE LIGHTS ARE BLUE AND BLINDING
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:50 No.34211313
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    >>34211192
    Make them fluffy everywhere anon. Then make them fluffier.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:50 No.34211314
    >>34211294
    AND Discord as Calypso
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:50 No.34211316
    >>34211283
    Wood = penis
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:50 No.34211317
    >>34211260

    >show up in ponyville knowing who all the ponies are
    >"Hey, bet you 5 bits I know what your name is."

    Fucking wizard with dosh.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:50 No.34211323
    >>34211283
    >Erect penis = having "wood"
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:51 No.34211325
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    >>34211270
    IT'S A LOT EASIER TO JUMP JUMP JUMP
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:51 No.34211334
    >>34211295
    ALL I REALLY NEED IT'S A SMILE SMILE SMILE
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:51 No.34211335
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    Hey faggots my name is Big Mac
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:51 No.34211340
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    >>34211283
    >tear through wood
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:51 No.34211342
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    NO SUCH THING AS FATE FOR THOSE WHO SPEED
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:52 No.34211348
    >>34211317
    We only know a few names.
    The other are fanon
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:52 No.34211351
    >Fluffy pony wants to hug a train
    >She finds her way to the tracks
    >There's a train coming
    >She stands up on her back to legs, arms open wide, haphazardly waddling towards the oncoming locomotive
    >Impact.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:52 No.34211356
    >>34210496
    Is this them still as a pony or humanized. If it's the former they'd be quite disturbed. If it's the latter I'm fine though.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:52 No.34211357
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    >>34211335

    HEY KISAMAS
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:52 No.34211361
    >>34211103
    >you seek out ancient books of lore to find a way to increase your fluffy pony's magical abilities
    >after a year and a half of searching you come across a tome bound in what the gypsy said was human leather
    >the book is written in some kind of made-up language but at least it will entertain fluffy pony
    >you bring it home and give it to her to read
    >you have formless deep intrinsic nightmares that night
    >have a dream where the rooms in your house are in odd dimensions, being bigger or smaller than usual or switched with other rooms entirely
    >you walk down the hall and the walls imperceptibly turn to obsidian
    >before a pedestal floats fluffy pony glowing in a color that cannot be conceived by human eyes
    >you hear far off drumbeats and high pitched flutes screeching in no rhythm whatsoever
    >realize you aren't dreaming
    >fluffy pony says, "fank you for da book, imma be da bes unicorn evew"
    >you smile as a shockwave of pressure and murky shadow emit from fluffy pony as she rises into the night sky
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:52 No.34211362
    >>34211342
    Go back to the background Fluttershy.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:52 No.34211364
    >>34211313
    I will my friend...
    I will...
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:52 No.34211367
    >>34211340
    What kind of reaction is that?
    >> NORBELUS 02/12/12(Sun)00:52 No.34211372
    >>34210469
    i was gonna draw that but i have to upload these mexican pony people from an event but there not OHGODYESTHEULTIMATE but there ok, better than nothing.brb ill draw that pinktooth
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:52 No.34211375
    >>34211287
    No, more like instant fear points.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:52 No.34211379
    >>34211051
    Initially they probably would, but probably they would quit it as long as they understood it is variably offensive towards us or if we made a point by calling them horses.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:53 No.34211391
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    >>34211367
    What kind of question is that?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:53 No.34211396
    >>34211372
    AND ALSO THIS
    >>34211314
    >> sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/12/12(Sun)00:53 No.34211398
    >>34211379
    Why would being called highgazer be offensive?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:53 No.34211400
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    >>34211367
    >Tear through wood
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:53 No.34211404
    >>34210803
    Quest going on in last thread if any anons would like to join in.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:53 No.34211410
    >>34211342
    >mfw I got pulled over for speeding last week
    >almost said 'gotta go fast' to the officer when asked I was breaking the limit
    >no fine or penalty

    yeaaaah boiiii
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:54 No.34211412
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    Did you have a nice valentine's day mlpg?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:54 No.34211416
    >>34211391
    What kind of filename is that?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:54 No.34211426
    >>34211398

    I'd love to be called a Highgazer!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:54 No.34211428
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    >>34211400
    >Tear through wood
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:54 No.34211429
    >>34211412
    I cant travel to the future.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:54 No.34211430
    >>34211398
    It wouldn't, someone said it'd be a colloquialism for humans because of their uncanny knowledge of equestria.
    >> FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP 02/12/12(Sun)00:54 No.34211433
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    >>34211287

    So to ponies, we would be these guys?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:54 No.34211435
    /r/ing that pic of Big MacXCheerilee and Fluttershy crying in the background
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:54 No.34211440
    >>34211412
    It hasn't happened yet, you dink. It's the 14th.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:55 No.34211442
    >>34211412
    IT SUCKED BECAUSE IT HASN'T HAPPENED YET
    >> Glaive 02/12/12(Sun)00:55 No.34211443
    >>34211412
    Yeah. Time traveling back 3 days was pretty rough though.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:55 No.34211445
    >>34211335

    oh please, someone do the whole story
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:55 No.34211446
    >>34211412
    it's not even tuesday yet
    and i already know i wont have a good one
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:55 No.34211455
    I wonder since magic exists in Equestria could we use it?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:55 No.34211463
    >>34211433
    Yeah, pretty much.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:55 No.34211464
    >>34211154
    >Humans don't really look like apes.
    Yeah, white and black people calling each other "monkeys" is a strong indication towards that.

    Even ancient Greek and Roman sages/explorers mistook Gorillas as some tribe of extremely savage humans.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:55 No.34211471
    >>34211455
    magic exists on earth but we can't use it

    prove me wrong
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:56 No.34211474
    >>34211429
    I was being preemptive.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:56 No.34211476
    >>34211412
    Those balloons look sinister for some reason
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:56 No.34211477
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    ITT:
    >"Applebloom is best CMC"
    >"No, Sweetie Belle is best CMC!"
    >Nobody thinks Scootaloo is best CMC
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:56 No.34211478
    >>34211410
    >>no fine or penalty

    that tends to happen if you're white and not an asshole
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:56 No.34211479
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    >>34211400
    >Tear through wood
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:56 No.34211481
    >>34211476
    Like your mom
    >> sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/12/12(Sun)00:56 No.34211485
    >>34211430
    I'd take it as a simple fact.

    From what >>34210630 said, and the actual word its self.

    Human is high, and so he can gaze high.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:56 No.34211490
    >>34211361
    >She stares at the book
    >She eats a few pages
    >"MAGIC TIME!"
    >Her horn glows
    >The pillow next to you starts to levitate slightly
    >Fluffy Twilight scrunches up her face in concentration
    >Fluffy Twilight bursts into flame
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:56 No.34211492
    >>34211455

    Maybe Ritual magic like Earth Ponies; which amounts to basically doing shit to appease natural magic that occurs. Never Unicorn magic.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:56 No.34211493
    >>34211464
    >Black people called white people apes

    But... no.

    >Greek/Romans mistook Gorillas for humans

    They're not very bright.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:56 No.34211494
    >>34211477
    Scootaloo is a sandwich.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:57 No.34211501
    >>34211435
    HAHAHA WHAT? I WANT THIS TOO!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:57 No.34211505
    >>34211477
    It's pretty well agreed that Scootaloo is the least liked and least interesting CMC.

    So she's a pegasus? Well she can't fly and no one like a bird that can't fly.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:57 No.34211512
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    Pinkie's Smile song still ups my morale a bit.
    For 3 minutes, i can believe that there is someone out there that is trying really hard to make me smile and see me happy...
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:57 No.34211513
    >>34210496
    Im i the only one that has a family that would laugh at you and tell an endless amount of joke about your horse girlfriend.

    i am in one of those parts of the world were relatives have done worse to ponies
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:57 No.34211517
    >>34211505
    >nobody likes ostriches emus or penguins
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:57 No.34211519
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    >>34211477
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:57 No.34211520
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    >>34211477
    Who?
    >> Best CMC 02/12/12(Sun)00:58 No.34211523
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    >>34211477
    Deal w/ it
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:58 No.34211529
    >>34211412
    >living in a country where Valentine's Day isn't on the 14th of February
    ISHYGDDT
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:58 No.34211534
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    >>34211477
    as it should be
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:58 No.34211536
    >>34211520
    >filename
    >in his voice
    FUCK YOU
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:58 No.34211541
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    >>34211512
    Yet she can never do it in person like she would've always loved to.

    ;_;
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:59 No.34211548
    >>34211398
    I was reffering to "ape-man" not the "highgazer".
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:59 No.34211553
    >>34211513
    Brazil? I hear they like mules over there.
    >> FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP 02/12/12(Sun)00:59 No.34211558
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    >>34211492

    >Humans study unicorns to figure out how their horn/channeling work
    >Humans make staffs to serve as artificial ones
    >Yes, I am a wizard
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:00 No.34211565
    >>34211490
    I lol'd
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:00 No.34211571
    >>34211548
    "Highgazer" might also imply heightism.
    >> sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/12/12(Sun)01:00 No.34211572
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    >>34211455
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:00 No.34211581
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    >>34211523
    Anyone else notice SB's voice was different this episode?

    VA's voice changing?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:00 No.34211582
    >>34211493
    >They're not very bright.
    Except for the part were they invented western civilization, unless you're a weeaboo or something.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:00 No.34211588
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    >>34211541

    >replace with ponies
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:01 No.34211596
    >>34211517
    See? I'm right.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:01 No.34211603
    >>34211558

    Except there magic comes from inside the pony; hence why they have different colored Auras.
    >> Bravespark !.hQPONYFAg 02/12/12(Sun)01:01 No.34211606
    >>34211588
    and image in
    3
    2
    1
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:01 No.34211610
    >>34211588
    Just once I need that picture and i don't have it anymore
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:01 No.34211615
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    >>34211596
    but i like penguins anon
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:01 No.34211616
    >>34211581
    I dont, can you point when?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:01 No.34211617
    >>34211581
    It's different because her balls dropped
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:01 No.34211620
    >>34211553
    No, but i am Hispanic.
    here's a hint

    50miles from coca cola
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:02 No.34211622
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    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:02 No.34211636
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    >>34211588
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:02 No.34211637
    >>34211581

    I think so. I'm gonna miss Squeekybelle...
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:02 No.34211638
    >>34211620
    ...
    The Nile?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:02 No.34211642
    >>34211606
    >>34211610

    i'm getting excited
    >> FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP 02/12/12(Sun)01:02 No.34211648
    >>34211603

    Pony magic does, but they wouldn't be using pony magic, just discovering the mechanics of exerting magic in general

    Other creatures have been shown to possess magic as well like the griffon cloudwalking, so its not a pony only thing
    >> dose 02/12/12(Sun)01:02 No.34211649
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    >>34211477
    >shitty fangirl
    >the best of something
    i don't think so
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:03 No.34211654
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    >>34211571
    or simply bipedalism
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:03 No.34211660
    >>34211636
    Pinkie is just smiling
    Smiling at your sadness and sorrow
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:03 No.34211661
    >>34211637
    I remember her voice cracking in the episode.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:03 No.34211670
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    >>34211636
    Goddamn that Pinkie Pie is tiny

    >>34211637
    Tis a sad day
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:03 No.34211671
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    >>34211636

    AH HA HA OH GOD
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:03 No.34211672
    >>34211649
    >RD is Gilda lite
    >Scoot is RD lite
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:04 No.34211675
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    fagnig be my friend in LoL

    please respond
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:04 No.34211676
    >>34211588
    Actually, I'd like to see the real guy replaced with Pinkie. All she would've wanted to do was make all those men smile before they died in Vietnam, but she can't now.
    Because they're dead
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:04 No.34211678
    >>34211636
    The fuck is wrong with Rarity's eyelashes
    >> sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/12/12(Sun)01:04 No.34211684
    >>34211571
    Sir, I need not remind you that the ponys in question are short, and we are tall.

    We would be Highgazers.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:04 No.34211692
    >>34211637

    I'm going to love hearing Sweetie's new voice in the third season, seeing as how Claire's voice will have changed considerably in that amount of time. Same for Scootaloo. I don't mind hearing adults voice children in cartoons, as long as the voices are entertaining and have a lot of range.
    >> Bravespark !.hQPONYFAg 02/12/12(Sun)01:04 No.34211697
    >>34211636
    fuck, I didn't know how to color worth shit back then
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:04 No.34211699
    >>34211678
    Her eyes are turning into millipedes apparently.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:05 No.34211717
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    >>34211654
    >>"So tell me Applejack, how does it feel to know you must rely on your teeth to pick things up?"
    >> Rose 02/12/12(Sun)01:05 No.34211720
    >>34211622
    Is that... Kyoro-chan/Chocobird?
    oh my god, Ross
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:05 No.34211722
    >>34211638
    Sherman really fucked us up awhile back
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:05 No.34211726
    >>34211571

    So? Hobbits called normal men "Big-folks" or something along that line, and any Man of the West would be a massive faggot if they got offended and said "HEY! It's not acceptable, to call me a Big-folk!"
    >> Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y 02/12/12(Sun)01:06 No.34211734
    >>34211622
    Reminds me of a video... I just wish I had it.

    I like your ponies.
    >> dose 02/12/12(Sun)01:06 No.34211737
    >>34211636
    we need a better edition of this
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:06 No.34211744
    >>34211699
    >Millipede eyeballs
    Requesting a horrifying fapfic with these subject.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:06 No.34211745
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    >>34211697

    you did this
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:06 No.34211750
    >>34211734
    >I like your ponies

    Well too bad only fat shit for you!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:06 No.34211751
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    >>34211455
    Humans are anti-magic.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:06 No.34211753
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    >>34211622
    >Ross drawing pony ponies

    I'm okay with this.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:06 No.34211754
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    >>34211636
    Rubrony drew that, right?
    >> sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/12/12(Sun)01:06 No.34211755
    >>34211726
    Because they are big to the Hobbits!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:07 No.34211757
    >>34211722
    if you fuck animals you're all right in my book, that's all that matters
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:07 No.34211758
    >Late at night
    >Pull into your four story apartment complex
    >Someone shouts your name
    >It's fluffy pony
    >She's on the room, waving excitedly
    >You're a little scared for her safety, and tell her to go back down the stairs
    >She says she's going to hug the moon
    >She screams "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNN" as she runs towards the edge of the building
    >She jumps and swipes her hooves through the air, trying to grab the moon
    >She falls four stories to her death, screaming about the moon the whole way down
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:08 No.34211775
    >>34211758
    im glad such a retarded pony died
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:08 No.34211780
    How long has Yaridovich Synchtube been dead?
    >> sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/12/12(Sun)01:08 No.34211790
    >>34211758
    Oh look fluffy pony died, what a shocking twist of events.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:08 No.34211791
    >>34211758
    But I live in a semi
    I DOUBT THE VERACITY OF YOUR TALKING PONY STORY ANONYMOUS
    >> Bravespark !.hQPONYFAg 02/12/12(Sun)01:08 No.34211794
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    >>34211745
    I did
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:09 No.34211804
    >>34211720

    KURE KURE KURE

    CHOCOBALL UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    >>34211734

    This one?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAoCwKJ9nZg
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:09 No.34211806
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    >>34211755

    That was my point, you'd have to be stupid to get offended over that name.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:09 No.34211813
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    >>34211726
    Is it bad that I think the term "Little People" is fucking hilarious as opposed to the traditional "Midget?"

    It's like I'm saying, "Oh you know Cindy? She was going to get a car but there's not a dealership anywhere around that will suit her. Why? Because she's a Leprechaun. You didn't know? Don't call her that though or she'll get all offended, I called her that and now she won't even fix my fucking shoes for a bowl of porridge."
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:09 No.34211820
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    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:10 No.34211824
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    >/co/pony will never replace fluffy ponies
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:10 No.34211832
    >>34211804
    Man that used to air in my country a few years ago
    Loved it for some reason
    >> Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y 02/12/12(Sun)01:10 No.34211837
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    >>34211750
    >> sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/12/12(Sun)01:10 No.34211841
    >>34211813
    Did you offer her to give back her pot of gold?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:11 No.34211847
    >>34211813
    I always called midgets dwarves. Either that, or Pecks.
    ...not out loud, though.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:11 No.34211851
    >>34211820
    THE FUCK MAN
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:11 No.34211861
    >>34211824
    /co/pony?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:11 No.34211862
    PREPARE YOUR NEW HORSES
    >> sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/12/12(Sun)01:11 No.34211867
    >>34211851
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqbjDbnBWgo
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:12 No.34211870
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    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:12 No.34211874
    >>34211862
    im on it.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:12 No.34211877
    >>34211861
    Force it all you want it wont stick.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:12 No.34211887
    http://images.4channel.org/f/src/LOLforcedmeme.swf
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:12 No.34211890
    >>34211851
    Again...
    >>34210473
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:13 No.34211912
    >>34211887

    But why
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:13 No.34211916
    NEW HORSE

    >>34211901
    >>34211901
    >>34211901
    >>34211901
    >>34211901
    >>34211901
    >>34211901
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:13 No.34211921
    >>34211887
    I agree, green anon is a forced meme.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:14 No.34211922
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    >>34211824
    >Fluffy pony will never replace Derpy pony
    >> Rose 02/12/12(Sun)01:14 No.34211932
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    >>34211804
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:14 No.34211936
    >>34211820

    I'm not seein it man, gimme a pointer here
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:14 No.34211938
    >>34211912
    Not that guy but after 30 minutes of the idea someone already write shipping with copony si she is just going to be another coke pony.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:14 No.34211941
    >>34211877
    I haven't seen /co/pony. Who's /co/pony? Post a pic or something.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:14 No.34211947
    >>34211726
    >normal men
    >all races are equal either they are elves, dwarves, hobbits or "normal"
    >> sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/12/12(Sun)01:15 No.34211967
    >>34211947
    You mean Man.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:15 No.34211972
    >>34210803
    We're questing if you guys want to join in.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:18 No.34212060
    >>34211947
    LotR uses Man/Men; I just said normal cause I don't think PC every goddamn moment of my life.
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/12/12(Sun)01:18 No.34212065
    (MOVING QUEST HERE)

    'And I just cleaned up too.' You think to yourself, getting to your feet and brushing the dirty off your clothes best you can.

    "Derpy, do you know which way is ea...oh, you're...still pointing." The flying pony is still acting like a living compass, he hoof pointing in a very specific direction. "Ok, thanks again. By the way, where are you off to in such a hurry?"

    "Mail!" Derpy shouts, turning mid hover and wiggling a saddle bag in your face. "I deliver mail! I got a lot today, but I wanted to say hi!"

    "Oh, thats neat. Nice meeting you again Der-"

    You're cut off midsentance as Derpy hugs your face.

    "Nice seeing you Rusty. Ok bye bye!" She lets go and flys off somewhere. You guess north, considering she just pointed you east. You stand there a little confused what just happened for a few seconds, but shake it off and walk on.

    The Carousel Boutique is just where Derpy said it was and where you remember it.

    What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:19 No.34212082
    >>34212065
    Let's go to the Carousel Boutique.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:20 No.34212128
    >>34212065

    Go inside, ask Rarity if your amount of bits is enough for new clothes. If it's not, offer to do chores or jobs for her to make up the rest of the money.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:21 No.34212129
    Say, do you guys know any artists dark and edgy enough who'd be willing to draw a pone hanging itself?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:22 No.34212181
    >you're doing laundry
    >remember you forgot a hamper and head upstairs to grab it
    >fluffy pony is playing "runaround"
    >that's where he runs around the house as fast as he can, giggling to himself
    >you've told him not to do it, but he can never remember that
    >you narrowly avoid him as he blows by you in a blur of pastel-orange
    >tromp up the stairs and grab the hamper out of your room
    >as you head to the stairwell, you hear a pattering sound
    >fluffy pony is running around you, weaving between your feet and babbling at you in half-baby-talk that he's bored and wants you to play with him
    >he keeps running between your feet every time you take a step
    >try to shoo him away with your foot, telling him to stay out of your way right now
    >go to put your foot down, and feel nothing under it
    >you fall down the stairs, landing in a heap on the floor
    >fluffy pony thinks it's a game
    >he backs up, takes a waddling-running start and launches himself down the stairs after you
    >your corpses are found by a neighbor the next day
    >> sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/12/12(Sun)01:22 No.34212183
    >>34212129
    There is already a bit of pictures like this.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:22 No.34212201
    What quest is this?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:23 No.34212210
    Knock on the door to see if Rarity is up. Hopefully she doesn't hate us still.
    >> sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/12/12(Sun)01:23 No.34212226
    >>34212201
    Human in Equestria quest.
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/12/12(Sun)01:24 No.34212240
    You decide to just take the straight forward method and go up to knock on the front door. You can hear something from inside.

    "-is hour of the morning!" Theres the sound of something being knocked over and then the door flies open, revealing a disgruntled looking Rarity in silk looking coverall. You looks up at you and quints really hard.

    "Uh, hi Rarity, its me R-"

    The door slams in your face.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:26 No.34212324
    >>34212129
    I could do it. Is this dark and edgy enough for you?
    http://i.imgur.com/vJ0mJ.png
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:27 No.34212343
    >>34212240
    I told you guys she hates us.

    Let's wander around town.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:27 No.34212351
    >>34210235
    i like this nurse very much

    i think it's her freckles
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:28 No.34212364
    >>34212240

    Wander around town until a more reasonable hour, then ask Twilight to talk to Rarity for you.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:28 No.34212365
    >>34212240
    Let's try that again. Hopefully she can hear us through the door. Let's tell her why we're there.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:28 No.34212381
    >>34212324
    well, it certainly dark and edgy, but hanging isn't exactly a gory thing.
    >> sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/12/12(Sun)01:29 No.34212400
    >>34212381
    Want me to post what I can find in the new thread?
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/12/12(Sun)01:30 No.34212426
    >wander around town

    or

    >Try to talk to Rarity through the door
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:31 No.34212451
    >>34212426
    Let's give up for now.Maybe we can have one of her friends talk to her later.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:31 No.34212454
    My vote is for trying to talk to Rarity. We should really try to bury the hatchet with her. We should apologize for letting Sweetie Belle get hurt. We should have tried harder.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:31 No.34212460
    >>34212426

    Wander around until the sun is almost in the middle of the sky, then ask Twilight for help talking to Rarity.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:32 No.34212475
    >>34212400
    nah you're good. I know where to find the pics. I just wanted a specific pone hanging himself.
    >> sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/12/12(Sun)01:32 No.34212484
    >>34212475
    Which one might I ask?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:37 No.34212592
    >>34212484
    well, it's a stupid request. but I wanted a pic of Colton Vines hanging himself. Maybe with a broken picture frame of Daisy under him. Silly idea, I know.
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/12/12(Sun)01:37 No.34212605
    You decide Rarity isnt going to change her mind on you just yet, so you walk off and wander around a bit.

    Seeing things now in the light and not being attacked by a giant jelly, you start to get a real feel for Ponyville. Its pretty nice; small rural town, cute little houses. Streets are clean. A few stores and market stalls begin to open up for the morning. Of course, you stand out like a sore thumb and everything is on the small side, but its still nice you think.

    You wander for what feels like a good hour or so, just taking in the sights and sounds and learning your way a bit around town. The sun is higher in the sky and theres more ponies in the streets, but not many. Your feet are aching and your stomach is rumbling a little.

    You dont really have anything important to do it seems right now. What do you want to do?
    >> sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/12/12(Sun)01:38 No.34212635
    >>34212592
    Not at all. Saved, capped, and will ask someone to write said request whenever I can.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:38 No.34212639
    >>34212605
    Let's go see if we can find a stall or cart selling food.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:42 No.34212736
    >>34212605
    Let's see if we can go help out on that Apple Orchard. Maybe we'll get a free meal out of it.
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/12/12(Sun)01:44 No.34212813
    >Food carts

    or

    >Apple orchard
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:45 No.34212835
    >>34212813
    ORCHARD
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:46 No.34212850
    >>34212813

    Go to a food cart for now. You've got a mission right now, you can't afford to get sidetracked at the orchard.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:46 No.34212854
    >>34212813
    Orchard, hell yeah.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:48 No.34212911
    >>34212813
    Food cart.
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/12/12(Sun)01:48 No.34212943
    >>34212835
    >>34212850
    >>34212854
    >>34212911
    You guys are killing me.

    Next post decides
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:49 No.34212960
    >>34212850
    We can't waste our money on food if we want some new clothes, anon. Besides, might as well get the outfit we got on now a little more dirty helping out instead of the new ones.
    >> sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/12/12(Sun)01:49 No.34212964
    >>34212943
    I DECIDE food
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:51 No.34213010
    Food cart's sounding more pragmatic to me.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:52 No.34213054
    >>34212960

    Good point, didn't think of it that way.

    I'm sure the apples will give you some food for a little labor.
    >> sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/12/12(Sun)01:53 No.34213077
    >>34213054
    Ok, then I retract my vote for food and go with apples instead.
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/12/12(Sun)01:54 No.34213113
    >>34212960
    (ORCHARD IT IS)

    You could go buy something to eat.....or you could continue to bum more food from these ponies! Besides, you remember Applejack lived at that orchard farm and shes seemed like an important pony to know. Plus you think you should save your money, especially if you want to buy clothes later.

    You wander around some more and make way to the apple orchard you went to with Pinky yesterday.....and got attacked. But you're sure that wont happen again!

    Soon enough, you're out of town and going down a dirt road (they're all dirt roads, you guess) surrounded by apple trees and can spy the farm house in the distance. Luckily, you werent ambushed this time and make it to the door without incident.

    You knock on the door. No answer.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:55 No.34213139
    >>34213054
    On the other hand, wouldn't it be more energy efficient to just go to the food cart?

    You might actually come out behind if you use more energy than you regain from whatever the apples give you.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:56 No.34213193
    >>34213113

    Everyone's probably working the fields at this point.

    Knock again. If that doesn't work, look around in the fields.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:57 No.34213197
    >>34213113
    Look around a bit. Maybe we can find one and offer to help out around for a bit of food or money.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:57 No.34213214
    >>34213113
    Let's take a look around the farm. They're probably working around the farm somewhere.
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/12/12(Sun)01:59 No.34213292
    You guess no one is home, so you look around the farm. From here, you can see a big barn close by and of course the whole orchard. Which should you try first?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)02:02 No.34213381
    >>34213292

    Check the orchard. Climb an apple tree to try and see any ponies.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)02:04 No.34213421
    Let's walk up to the barn and see if we can get a better vantage point.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)02:05 No.34213449
    >>34213292
    Let's check the orchard, but don't touch any trees. We have a bad history with touching things.
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/12/12(Sun)02:09 No.34213545
    It makes sense that farms would be out in the field, so you head out into the orchard to find a pony.

    You immediately get lost. This place is HUGE, its practically a forest of identical looking apple trees with red and green fruit. Before you know it, you cant tell where the farm house is or even what direction town is!

    But you keep your cool. You figure you can just climb a tree and and get a good vantage, maybe spot a pony or at least which way town is again.

    Picking a random tree, you hop up and grab hold of a sturdy branch. It snaps with a crack, you fall back and hit your head on your familiar friend the ground.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)02:09 No.34213557
    You should probably advertise this in the current thread, say we're moving it there when that one kicks the bucket.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)02:10 No.34213584
    >>34213545
    This shit is getting old we think to ourselves as we get up and unleash our anger in a scream to equal no others before it and kick the branch. Then we realize we've fucked up. Again.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)02:11 No.34213612
    >>34213545

    Freak Out Mode: Engaged

    Look around, make sure nobody saw. Somebody might've heard it, so you need to get rid of the evidence. Try chucking the branch into the foliage of the tree; hopefully it will get stuck up there.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)02:12 No.34213656
    >>34213584
    Done.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)02:14 No.34213699
    >>34213545
    God damnit. This is why I said don't touch anything: We destroy everything we touch. Put the branch by the tree and keep on wandering while we wonder why god hates us.
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/12/12(Sun)02:21 No.34213886
    You look at the small branch you broke in your hand as you get back up. The Apples might not be too happy about you doing some emergency pruning to their property. At least no one saw, its ok....

    No, you know what? No, its no ok! This shit IS getting old! You've been knocked to the ground like.....at least six times in the past two days! You are getting really freaking sick of it! You're just so mad you could just....just!

    You fling the branch away from you in frustration, grunting in anger. You feel a little better, watching it fly over the foliage and beyond, out of site behind the trees. You hear it hit something.

    "Ow!" A familiar voice shouts. "What the hay? Who threw that? Who's out there?!"
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)02:23 No.34213933
    >>34213886
    FUCK

    Run over and apologize.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)02:24 No.34213967
    >>34213886

    Better come clean before you dig yourself deeper.

    Announce yourself, apologize, apologize, apologize, and apologize some more. Explain the situation.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)02:26 No.34214005
    Now we're pissed off and guilty. We might as well find out who we hit and apologize. That seems to be our special talent.
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 02/12/12(Sun)02:26 No.34214026
    >>34212351

    Anon why are you so cute.
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/12/12(Sun)02:35 No.34214219
    "Oh no," You say, holding you hands to your mouth. You start running over to where you saw the branch go. "Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no!"

    It doesnt take you long before you come face to face....face to torso, with Applejack. Her hat is on the ground by some bushels of apples and shes rubbing the back of her head.

    "What huh?" Applejack says, surprised by you. "Oh. Its you. Rusty. What in tarnation are you doing here? Throwing branches, like some mad pony?!"

    "I'm sorry! It was an accident! I was looking for you and, I'm sorry, I wanted to know, I'm sorry, if I could maybe do some, I'm sorry, chores or something around the farm so, I'm sorry, I could work for a meal or something. Please."

    She looks as you, her eyes squinting really hard.

    "I'm sorry." You say again.

    "Fine!" Appleajack says, clearly angry. She kicks her hat and it lands on top of her head. "We're harvesting the south field today. You help and you can have as many apples as you want to eat. Come on, now."

    (Ok, sorry for taking so long, but I think nows a good place to leave off. Thanks for playing everyone!

    I'll stay on a bit more in case anyone has any questions)
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)02:36 No.34214243
    Aw, damn. Thanks for the quest, SB. When are we going to do it again?
    >> sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/12/12(Sun)02:38 No.34214272
    >>34214219
    Thanks for the quest as always

    http://pastebin.com/1cSvZzng
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/12/12(Sun)02:38 No.34214282
    >>34214243
    tomorrow possibly. My days are pretty free right now so, baring another quester or me getting too tired to do this, I'll probably do this every or every other day.

    >>34214272
    Thanks again sential
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)02:40 No.34214326
    >>34214282
    Awesome, SB. It's too bad that terrible Discord quest happens on Monday and Tuesdays. Yours is much more fun.
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/12/12(Sun)02:41 No.34214352
    >>34214326
    Thats always nice to hear! I wouldnt do this if people didnt have fun
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)02:43 No.34214398
    >>34214352
    I haven't been here since the beginning, but after reading the pastebins I figured I'd join in too. It's been pretty awesome.
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/12/12(Sun)02:45 No.34214460
    >>34214398
    Good to know. I feel like things are going a little slow, but things should probably pick up next session and I am enjoying the different interactions with all the different ponies.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)02:46 No.34214479
    Definitely. I'll be hanging around to see if you pop up tomorrow.
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/12/12(Sun)02:47 No.34214513
    >>34214479
    If nothing else I'll show up in the threads. I have no life and I must pone
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)02:50 No.34214578
    Thanks again, SB. I guess I have to go do something productive now or something.



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