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02/11/12(Sat)22:42 No.34207147>>34206889
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>you have a fluffy unicorn pony
>she can't really use much magic, but if she concentrates real hard, she can make small objects float for a while
>fluffy pony likes watching you cook, even if it's as simple as toast or cutting up an apple for her
>she can only be in the kitchen if you are too
>she has to stay on her stool by the door, away from the knives, oven and appliances, because the kitchen is dangerous for ponies
>you start making an apple pie - fluffy pony watches enraptured until you slide the pie into the oven
>watch tv with her until it's ready
>fluffy pony likes the Food Network and tells you how she wants to learn how to cook and make yummy stuff someday, as you rub her tummy and wait for the pie to cool
>cut a couple pieces, then go into the other room for a moment, leaving fluffy pony on her stool in the kitchen
>before you realize what you've done, you hear something hit the floor
>you run into the kitchen to see the pie splattered across the linoleum, and fluffy pony on her stool, looking up at you in terror
>she was trying to pick up her piece, ended up picking up the pie by mistake - it was too heavy and she dropped it
>give her a firm tap on the nose, telling her she could have hurt herself
>fluffy pony stammers apologies and starts crying, saying she doesn't want to be a bad pony
>calm her down, tell her she isn't a bad pony, and you're just glad she's safe
>eventually she calms down, and you take her into the living room to watch tv and enjoy what's left of the pie and reruns of Julia Child
>the pie is delicious
>the next day, you dig out your niece's old kitchen playset and put it in the living room. All the utensils and play food are long gone, but fluffy pony doesn't mind, giggling as she plays in it |
