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02/11/12(Sat)12:49 No.34190538 File1328982559.jpg-(290 KB, 634x923, 6a52fc745e5daae8096a21e2472e48(...).jpg)
my name is twilight sparkle and i've been sent from the future
yeah i know, twilight sparkle sounds like that homoerotic vampire book that all the preteens are into now and i appear to be a purple talking pony but seriously there will be a new version of my little pony and you will become hopelessly attracted to the characters and have all kinds of feels which will never become reality
it's best not to watch the show in the first place and concentrate on talking to actual human women even though they could never compare to our perfect examples of femininity, from the fun-loving party girl who loves to make you smile, to the adorkable intellectual girl, to the stunningly beautiful competitive tomboy, to the hardworking farm girl, with her southern charms, to the artistic girl with a voice of pure sex, to the shyest, sweetest animal lover you could ever meet
goodbye and good luck |