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02/11/12(Sat)09:37 No.34186927>>34186773 Hi, Billy Mays here with the new Beer Pone! Have you ever found yourself really fucking thirsty, wishing you had an ice cold beverage following you around wherever you went? Well, now you can! Beer Pone is specially designed to chill your favorite beer and keep it fresh for hours on end! Also, being a freaky glass golem means that she'll happily follow you around wherever you go! No more digging through a friend's fridge for the last beer way in the back that probably sucks anyways because that fucker buys Coors like a douchebag. Your beer will always be fresh, because it's straight from the source*! Call now, and you'll get the Beer Pone for only $19.99. And not only that, we'l throw in an insulating foam scarf and hat for your Beer Pone, to keep your beer EXTRA cold. Call now!
*The source is her teats. |