my name is sparkler im jew

OH BOY IS IT THAT TIME AGAIN ALREADY?

New horse already? God damn it why so fast

BREAKING NEWS

Mickie James, til recently of WWE fame (now TNA), commented on Hulk Hogan calling Garret Bischoff the "future of this business" as follows:

>Ummm.... Did my ears just deceive me... Or did the Immortal Hulk Hogan just call Baby Bischoff the future of this business? WTH?! FML!

new smark waifu acquired.

>>34178461
What kind of reaction is that?

>>34178479
nah, you're fine

>Fluffy pony loses her spaghetti

>>34178492
Last thread was speedycloud thread so it went fast

>>34178492
People post too many goddamn pictures! I mean look at me! I am posting a picture that has nothing to do with my post!

>>34178492

>he wants to slow down

>>34178509
How is this pone related?

>>34178525
Everything she does is speedy

>>34178438
IF YOU WERE TO FIND ME A STORY WHERE TWO YOUNG WOMEN GRADUALLY REALIZE THEIR LOVE FOR ONE ANOTHER, WHILE A BAND OF LOVABLE STREET KIDS HAVE ADVENTURES I WOULD DAAWW MYSELF TO DEATH.

>>34178536

because it's Wrasslin'.

>>34178542
Sex, too?

>>34178509

>>34178542
I gues that's why everyone thinks she's Dash Solo

>>34178525
>Dash not going fast

hey, name a movie so i can download it and stream it tomorrow for fun

i'm leaning towards the brave little toaster, but....

>>34178561

thats my favorite image please post it again

>>34178542
Number 1 in every drinking contest

>Magners

>>34178582
Where the wind blows.

>>34178557

>>34178548
...Rent?

pone

can this be a marshmallowiest pone thread?

>>34178598
When*
Fuck I'm tired.

>>34178483
I guess that's to be expected. I knew Kkat on the F3U back before they started writing this, and I'm really not surprised now that I think back on it all.

I'm also interested in Project Horizons. Is that any good? I'm a bit out of my league reading crossover fanfictions, so I'm even more worried to be reading fanfictions of fanfictions.

>After all the hype, you decide to get a fluffy pony
>She's about two feet tall, with dark green fluff
>Her fluff mark is a bucket
>The fluffy pony dealer explained it as "She just really likes buckets dude."
>You decide to name her Cuddlebucket
>You can Cuddlebucket go on many adventures, including rolling the ball, watching clothing in the washing machine spin, looking at colors, and eating
>After the best month of your life, she died in a horrible altercation with a bucket
>You had no idea buckets were so deadly

>>34178586

>>34178582

Raiders of the Lost Ark

>>34178610
Thats the next one.

>>34178528
Yeah, the Apple family always seems to be complaining about how their business isn't exactly "booming", so I question how Big Mac could even afford a diamond so large. Perhaps, because of unicorns like Rarity with the power to cast spells on where diamonds can be discovered, ponies are able to find many diamonds, and since there's so many in circulation, the value isn't exactly "high", relatively speaking, of course.

>>34178529

>>34178610
Nope. Celestia thread.

>oh hey, TAW updated his fic
>mfw when that ending
...You're a serious cocktease, you know that, TAW?

>>34178527
new life goal
>own a small aquarium
>with 7 sharks in it

>>34178610
>Implying I don't have an entire folder for marshmallowiest pony

>>34178596
Speaking of drinking:

Jaeger or vodka?

>no matter how fat/ugly/stupid/whatever you are, pinkie pie would make love to you
>just because
she's too good for us ;___;

>>34178566
>that gif
>listening to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPArO-OI_3U&feature=related
>it syncs perfectly

>>34178610
Only if it's Peepspone.

>>34177347
>>34177372
And your story begins.

>The room feels off that day. You’re not sure what it is. Bad weather? It has been raining for days. It’s just that the hairs on the back of your neck go strange when you enter the room with your computer.
>You spend some time on MLPG, the feeling doesn’t leave you. Tingling sensations crawl all down your back.
>You can’t concentrate on the discussion despite the fact it was, as usually just more >rape
>You leave and try to watch some TV. You still feel weird vibes from your computer room.
>Maybe you shouldn’t play Silent Hill right now. You flip on ponies instead and grab a mug of coffee.
>Something crashes in your computer room.
>You’ve seen enough horror movies. “Fuck this, I’m calling the cops!”
>Phone is making strange noises.
>You debate leaving the house and staying the night at a friends, but that would mean being out in the rain.
>And you’d have to explain to him the fact that you were scared of your—
>Something peaks around side of the door, large eye staring at you.
>You just about shit yourself.

>>34178660
Hm?
Link?

>>34178651

>>34178681
>Until you see a pink bow and a lock of red hair.
>”Holy fucking robotic dildoes, you gave me a scare, Applebloom.”
>She looks startled you knew her name.
>She rises from the floor and you realize there is no way she can stand over 6 feet.
>The eyes glaze over and Applebloom is thrust into the door way. You noticed that in the back of her head, wires have punctured her skull and are holding her in the air.
>Like a puppet for something else, she speaks, “B-b-be still, hu . . . man. T-tell no one.”
>Did you shit your pants? Maybe. Your too dumbfounded and a bit freaked out to care.
>”Wha . . . what the fuuuuu”
>”The Nexus. C-close your eyes, now.”
>Fuck that.
>Applebloom assesses you a moment, then is flung at you like the end of a fist, the wires at the back of her skull using her as a blunt weapon.
>You fall to your back and she barely passes overhead. “Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuc,”
>Applebloom is spun around and her eyes find you again

Which pone would you MLPG?

>>34178598
eh
>>34178650
oh that there's a good one

>>34178684
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/9676/5/Daring-Do-and-Rainbow-Dash-and-the-Trials-Of-Temptation/

>>34178689
We have to follow the program Sweetie or we shall descend into chaos.

>>34178648

thank you master

>>34178673
I think even pink has SOME standards.

>>34178672
Vodka when possible, Jaegur, Rum, Whiskey Gin is fine too

Light beer holders are shot on sight

>>34178698

I would be friends with all of them you selfish greedy cunt

>>34178672


>>34178703
That fucking face.

>>34178698
Twilight or Dash

Gotta go fast

>>34178701
Part 5? Son of a bitch he never told us!

>>34178698

Rarity.

i'd MLPG dat plot all night long.

Would you like Twilight Sparkle to read to you, Anon?
http://www.target.com/p/My-Little-Pony-Animated-Story-Teller/-/A-13579989

I love the concept but the doll looks creepy as hell.

>>34178674
just saw this embedded as I was on the front page.

Thank-you, you just reminded me to sync this to me mp3 player.

I don't mind you MLP general

>>34178713
>Light beer

Why do people want to look like gigantic tasteless boring pussies?

>>34178694
>”FUCKFUCKFU-“ Before she attacks once more, you throw the only weapon you have into your computer room. That mug of coffee
>Smoke and the crackle of shorted electricy shoot from the room. Applebloom starts to scream in pain.
>You get the fuck out of there.
>Or you start to.
>Did Applebloom just cry for AJ?
>You go to your kitchen and get the biggest ass butcher knife you can possibly find.
>You see Applebloom flying on the ground like a discarded doll, the wires shorting and seizing and tossing her around.
>”B-b-b-big McInt . . .osh? A-a-a-a-aapplejack? Where a . . .re you? Please, I’m scared.”
>You hack the fuck out of those wires and scoop Applebloom into your arm. She cuddles close to your chest.
>Slipping on a coat and keeping ‘Bloom next to you, you get to that friend’s house.

>>34178655
We learned that gems can be cultivated to maturity in Secret Of My Excess. I wonder if the jewelry store sells live gems or dead ones? My brain is full of fuck right now even considering the possibility that the Pie Family Rock Farm is really a thing.

>>34178740

SPOOKY

>>34178698
I suppose you mean, "which pony of the ponies displayed in this image would I have sex with".
I chose none of these. I chose the pone who's body temperature is of the highest degree, considering her mane looks like fire.

>>34178752
HERE WE GO

>>34178693
DID YOU .GIF TODAY?

Or upload anything to fimchan? I made a new thread and everything....

>>34178769
Oh wow, I never noticed that lil' frown she has throughout the entire scene. That's fucking adorable yo.

>>34178769

THERE IS ALWAYS TIME FOR .GIF

>>34178664
Bitches love aquariums. I have a fly ass rock with a giant red anemone on it. This bad boy's almost a foot in diameter. I have a water jet blowing on him so it looks like he's blowing in a majestic breeze. I stick a black light on that shit so it glows neon red. Sometimes when I'm bored I throw some live brine shrimp in and watch them get attacked by the legion of tentacles. That anemone has helped me land so many bitches.
>"Hey want to see a giant glowing marine cnidarian?"

>>34178769
holy shit did she just snap/dislocate her jaw?

>>34178740
2SPOOKY

Your face when fans with basic sewing materials can make better toys than a multi-million dollar corporation

>>34178655

Considering how common gems are in Equestria, I think they're a a pretty cheap commodity.

Venez sur chaque poney, sourire sourire sourire!

>>34178769
Oh snap...I'll post there tomorrow, I promise

>>34178748
Ever seen a Miller or Budweiser commercial? Light beer is cool and hip duuuuuude
Rattles by bones that it works...

>>34178752
I am very tempted to file a report to moot about your bestiality fetish, fine sir.
Please remove this image off the board immediately, politely, considering that you used a password to display it. Come on, I'm all for R34, but this is just disgusting. ¡Que asco!

>>34178752
POST THE SANTA CLAUS ONE

>>34178828

don't talk shit about Venusaur

>>34178808
>and at significantly higher cost per materials and time to make a single product

>>34178808
It's not a problem of being able to as it is a problem of being arsed to do it

>>34178764
>warmest pone

>>34178624
I thought Stable 99 was interesting but everything else was just ridiculous in PH

In my opinion Littlepip isn't bitchy about males I don't know where that guy is coming from, but you had asked about the sex compared to killing there is far more ponies being killed than anything she doesn't even have sex until chapter 20

>>34178769
Why the long face, Rainbow Dash?

>>34178838
>Miller
>Budwiser

Ew, American beer.

Light American beer.

Those commercials are the most hilarious thing ever

>>34178862
re draw this with ponies isntead of people
>hat fucking mr cake
>what's wrong with your faaaace

IN CHARGE, BEIN A BITCH

>>34178856

>Mon visage quand il ne sait pas le français.

Bien sûr, je ne pas non plus, je suis en utilisant Google Translate. Mais quand même ...

Okay, that's enough of that.

>>34178881
She has a long face because she's an equine.

Oh, I get it.

>>34178801
>capturing a miniature tentacle beast and bending it to your will
This is close to my fetish. Get a bigger one.

>>34178794
Yeah I really liked that episode
>>34178800
BUENO
>>34178804
You've never done that with a cup before?
>>34178829
YOU BETTER

>>34178740
Twilight reading that bitch a bedtime story.
Bitches love bedtime stories.

Look at that smug pony.

>>34178740
This generation's Teddy Ruxpin. (Hack it to read fanfics in Tara Strong's voice, and you will have a thousand bronies beating down your door with cash in hand.)

>>34178894
REPOSTAN

NOONE REALLY CARean anymore.

Hm. Fancy that.

>>34178862
>Ross here
>Doing course work all week
>Saved that goddamn Pinkie guide like three days ago
>Heh hehe I'll show that Ross
>Still haven't done anything

FFFFFFUCK

>>34178881
>Gilda
I honestly can't believe that people still like her, she's like the perfect bait for furries, on steroids.

>>34178862

>why_pinkie_is_a_fatty.png

>>34178924
Only Paace and Roogna like her.

>>34178894

Dick Lick is a fucking horrible game. I hope you tards enjoy wasting money.

>"But it's fun!"
Sure, some people believe eating shit is fun too.

FEELS LIKE I'M WEARING NOTHING AT ALL

>>34178941
And anon, but then anon doesn't like her too, so...

>You step out briefly one day to pick up some take-out and leave your window open since you'll only be gone a few minutes.
>Your window screen has been torn open when you return, but it doesn't look cut and you fear your fluffy pony has escaped.
>There's a dead male fluffy pony on the floor, cause of death an orgasm
>Your female fluffy pony is lying on her back flailing her legs and making confused sounds.
>One month later
>Your fluffy pony suddenly lets out a high-pitched whine and explodes.
>No signs of innards or the like, but a massive amount of fluff covers everything.
>There are four baby fluffy ponies sitting on the floor where she used to be.
>They stare back and forth at each other for a moment and then start screaming in alarm.

Do you ever wish you were a little girl, just so you could enjoy My Little Pony as it was intended?

>>34178862
>Mr. Cake as Bob Dobbs
I ... can't express how happy I am with this.

>>34178675
oh man Fluttershy is peeps pone
how could I have been so blind

>>34178952
Shut up Roogna and/or Paace.

>>34178945
>wearing nothing at all
bend over, bitch

>>34178906
>soon.jpg

>>34178945
FORGOT THE SPOILER

>>34178945
Nothin' at all
Nothin' at all
Nothin' at all

>>34178904
>Dash looking at the pictures in her picture books and pretending she knows how to read

>>34178967
Ok, sorry.

>>34178924
Hey! One time! I've only fa-

Er, I mean, I hope they show more of Equestria's sentient quadrupedal species. We've had griffons, cows and bulls, sheep, bison, and that one mule.

>>34178983
>Soarin'
fuck, why did you have to remind me of this image?

>>34178862
Dat fucking Mr Cake

>>34178894
Dat fucking Sweetie Belle

>>34178956
5/10. Better than most, but still pretty bad

Hnnh.

Running out of steam/getting tired of doing my GRIMDERP Tumblr. Might just convert it into a regular artblog for pony stuff. Though then I'd feel bad because there's like, 1500+ people who like it.

Blaagh. Anywho, theoretical time.

What if they re-aired Last Round-Up after the new episode, with Derpy's updated female voice?

>>34178673

> enjoying as intended
> enjoying

>>34179036
They use Tabitha right?

>>34178960
Yes. Through my extensive research and experiments I have concluded that Fluttershy is the color and consistency of peeps.

>>34178971

>You give fluffy a Rubik's Cube
>Maybe that'll finally shut her up
>She doesnt know what it is, but you gave it to her so she loves it
>She spends the next hour giggling loudly while hitting it against the ground
>The corner breaks off
>Fluffy pony's world ends
>Tears, tears everywhere
>You rush over to protect her mouth so she doesnt drown

>>34178956
Yes.

And for other reasons

>>34178750
Ehh, they can't all be winners. I'm waiting for the guy who "won" to respond. I'm just glad I evened out the odds so the stories aren't constantly
>anon got raped by Nyx
>anon got raped by Scootaloo
>anon rapes SlyWit

Just wondering, how many of you have significant others that you'll be spending time with on Valentine's Day?

>>34179036
>Updated female voice

What?

>>34179000
To be honest, I wish they had an episode every once in a while that revolves around ALL of the main 6 ponies.
even fluttershy, yellowquiet, or whatever the fuck you call her
It seems as if the only time where stuff like that happens is either at the beginning or end of a season.

Sup MLPG!

What's on the agenda tonight?

>>34179036
Is that what was actually happening? I know there's been speculation, but I haven't heard anything about Derpygate for days.

>>34179064
Will you do anymore?

>>34179051
>Fluffy pony can't breath with you protecting her mouth so vigilantly
>Fluffy pony suffocates

>>34179036
>What if they re-aired Last Round-Up after the new episode, with Derpy's updated female voice?
>with Derpy's updated female voice?
>Derpy's updated female voice?
>Derpy female voice

I would gusta that, I would gusta that very much.

But I don't get the Hub.

>>34179036
>What if they re-aired Last Round-Up after the new episode, with Derpy's updated female voice?

I would be disappoint

I liked the one she ended up with, made her seem sorta frumpy

>>34179076
Who are you?

>>34179069
I have a girlfriend, but we go out of our way to avoid eachother on valentines day.

It's too mainstream.

>no new horse tomorow
>i can sleep in for a change
HELL MOTHER FUCKING YEA

I admit I have no Idea who jelly pony is or what she looks like.

That being said, here you go.

>>34179051
>implying you don't show her that it spins and twists
>implying Fluffy pony doesn't spend the rest of the day slowly spinning the sides of the cube until, just before midnight, Fluffy pony rolls it over to you solved, a triumphant expression on its face.

>>34179048
Yes

>>34179072
>>34179081
>>34179090
>>34179092
TL;DR Tabitha didn't know that Derpy was a girl and did her voice as a male pony. I was posing a theoretical question as to what MLPG would do/react if they redid Derpy's lines with a proper female voice.

>>34179090
>Derpy
>female
I've got some bad news for ya...

>Fluffy pony sneezes
>The sneeze terrifies fluffy pony
>Fluffy pony tries to run away from herself
>The bouncing from the running makes the fluff tickle her nose
>Fluffy pony sneezes more
>She can never escape
>She runs herself to death

DID ANYONE MAKE

SWIFFER PONE!

>>34179069

Sadly we're long distant but we'll be together soon enough and I just sent her V-Day gift not to long ago.

>>34179110
Man, I can't solve a rubik's cube. There's no fucking way fluffy can.

>>34179069
playing twisted metal with my gf allllll day long (restaurant in the evening though).

>>34179064
Can be roll time now?
I'll give ya a comic.

>>34179069
I'll be at my autism support group, watching Nell and eating potato chips.

I'm waiting until I'm not so screwed up to find my very special somepony.

At least, that's what I tell myself.

>>34179110
>IMPLYING YOU CAN SPIN A RUBIKS CUBE WITH HOOVES

>>34179123
Shut the fuck up.

>>34179085
I don't think so tonight. I'm tired enough to be thinking about bed instead.

>>34179108
This is Jelly Pone

>>34179104
'Mainstream' you say?!

Look at my repeating numbers!

>>34179036
There's an updated voice?

>>34179110
>You stare in disbelief
>There is a mad glint in Fluffy Pony's eye
>It's finally happened
>The Singularity of Fluffy has been reached
>May God have mercy on our souls

Haha!

We're being faggots and no-one can stop us!

>>34179108
Aw man thats right you aren't here that often...

The new episode leaked and jelly pony was this weird colt in a jam jar

>>34179118
I personally think that's an excuse and they knew what they were doing.

>>34179140
Teeth, bro.

>>34179108
Havent seen the leaked episode yet?
Its good, but might as well wait now, it isn't that long.
I like that, too. Ponies made of non-meat materials are a good thing.

>>34179118
The voice sounded like it could have gone either way to me.

>>34179139
I'd totally hang out with you if cou-
>autism support group
What could you possibly do there?

>>34179069

>not spending valentine's day with your glorious pony waifu
>2012

the fuck is wrong with you people?

pic very much related

>>34179161

>>34179151
NO! FUCK YOU! I WANT A SWIFFER PONE!

>>34179159
>You wake up
>It was all a dream
>Fluffy pony is next to you
>You nudge her to wake her up
>No response
>The Rubik's Cube is halfway down her throat

>>34179161
I like how Dash is all "Ew, gay" and applejack is being the man in the relationship.

>>34179096
>Not knowing who General Ivan is
>2007
>2008
>2009
>2010
>2011
>2012

>>34179153
>That rape face
>That me gusta face

I WANT TO WATCH THIS EPISODE.

>>34179108
No peanut butter pone yet.
Might as well ship her with Nutella pone.

Caption good? Or does it need work?

>>34179192
Why haven't you yet, shitforbrains?

>>34179173
People were upset because her voice doesn't sound like mother material; now how are they going to pull off Derpy being Dinky's mom?

>>34179161
>man faces

>>34179173

It did, because it was done by a female after all. I thought it fit the character and I hope they keep it personally

>>34179153
That damn face.

>>34179198
My mind says no but my stomach says DO IT

>>34179186
I don't care.
>>34179180
This.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVDNE1iTt6c

>>34179036
There is going to be no episode on after the new episode tomorrow. New episode airs at 10:30 AM EST.

Check their online schedule.
The Mare-athon starts at 6 AM their time and ends with the new episode at 10:30 AM. Then... some show I don't care about. I forget.

>>34179153
Oh that guy?

With all the coke and Tabasco ponies and whatnot I thought you meant something else.

Sorry about that.

>>34179161
Man those dresses Rarity made were awesome
Dem tans...

Colors of that Lilly lineart for a friend

Imma just ask this everytime I come to a MLPG because i feel like it, whatever

HAVE YOU BEEN GOING FAST TODAY MLPG?

HAVE YOU HAD YOUR DOSE OF FAST IN ANY WAY?

HAVE YOU BEEN RUNNING OR PLAYING THIS DAMNED GAME OR OR DRIVING?

NOT RAINBOW DASH FAST, BUT SANIC FAST?

so who else is ready for the ungodly amount of shipping that will come from tomorrow's episode?

>>34178681
>>34178694
>>34178750
>>34179064

This awesome, thanks a lot. I love these kinda horror stories. Applebloom happens to be my favorite of the CMC as well.

>>34179069
I have classes from 2 pm to 10 pm on tuesday, I can't even if I wanted

>>34179240
Who is Lilly?

Quick, post some more Ross so I can troll nachos

>>34179239
IS DAT SOME NEW DISCO?

>>34178673
The resolution of this still scares me.

>>34179239
>muslim fluttershy
this makes less sense than celestiaxdiscord

>>34179214
>it fit the character

Sounds like you convinced yourself of something you don't actually believe.

>>34179178
Honestly? We grump about neurotypicals and how their vastly superior numbers and consequent political and social power make our lives an unending misery of misunderstanding and teasing. I put away the part of myself that knows how to get friends and how to be normal, and it hurts for a few minutes. Then I get into the groove of things.

Mostly I'm there to support them.

>>34179253
Can't get any worse than the amount of shipping there is now, right?

>>34179119
oh you

>>34179254
>liking fillies

twilight sparkle is a very jelly pone

>>34179253
>tomorrow's episode
I fucking why you people.

>>34179240
this is great
thank you for this

>>34178878
>that feel when no friends to talk to about your ubergeek shit
but it isn't with the chick she was after, there's story to it and stuff!

>>34179276
Sort of new? It's very cool and I like it alot. He drew her and the dress very nicely. Dem muscles...

>>34179281

Yeah, everyone knows black Twilight is best!

>>34179276
No, it's fairly old now.

>>34179286
i imagine it will get worse. just like what happened to derpy after the show made her official.
>>34179297
i don't see what's wrong with what i said. anyways this is a pony thread, go back to /lit/

I miss having a waifu.

WHO'S READY FOR A RIDE

>>34179282

Say what?

How does a frumpy voice lacking in femininity not fit a massive, drab colored klutz?

So yes, to me it fit the character perfectly

>>34179240

>mfw I've been neglecting finishing Katawa Shoujo in favor of going on MLPG
>I only have to do Lilly's route to complete the game

>>34179251
I went fast for a little while, then my dumbass friend got dragged away to play LoL against his will with the threat of no pussy again, and I didn't feel like going fast without a bro.

>>34179264
Character from Katawa Shoujo

>>34179254
Glad you liked it. Work complete, then.

I'm off to bed.

>>34179330
Most of us already watched the episode

>>34179338
lilly's route is best route

So. This is a thing that exists.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcBm-xm1G5g

>>34179231
Out of all the scenes to use, he uses that one? Really?

>>34179338
who are you and why do you look like me

>>34179240
damned, someone finally colored it

now I can play Lilly's route again

>mfw I imagine her voice as Twilight's voice

>>34179264
>not knowing Katawa Shoujo
>year of the dragon

ISHHYDY DIGGTY WIGGITY DOO

>>34179348
Oh its a greta picture btw.

>>34179317
Because for some reason the people who don't watched the leaked episode and wait for it till the normal air time think the accomplished something and are proud of it

>>34179325

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

>>34179336
i hated derpy's voice acter. sounds like a retard instead of a slightly derpy girl

>>34179324
>>34179325
>>34179330
And MLPG becomes worse and worse by the day.

>>34179336
Didn't have a problem with it, but why did she sound like Jimmy Neutron?

>>34179239

Disco is back to making ponies?
If so:
Anybody got a link to new disco stuff?

also I can do one more request if anyone wants one.

>>34179330
Seen it sleepy.

I love you anyways though.

>>34179365
I dont play date simulators im not that pathetic.

>>34179336
I liked the deep voice over the fanon valley girl shit.

>>34179069
I just realized that I had a chance to lose my virginity today.
Fuck, I'm thick. How do I write apology for unintentionally shooting someone down?

>>34179369
But...how Lyra Bench could rape Lyra Pony?

>>34179253
Are you ready for the wreck of the good ship S.S. Caramac?

>>34179354
>I am tolerance and love!
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

>>34179325
This reminds me of a question I had earlier today.

Would humanized Lyra be really into ponies? Would she want to become a pony?
Would she want to hug a pony?

>>34179361

Now I see what's going on. The military has mistaken me for the likes of you!

>>34179370
>sounds like a retard
In other words it was the perfect voice for her

>>34179325

>>34179380
It's barely a date simulator, more like a drama simulator or a >feel simulator.

>>34179324
This picture confuses me

>>34179369

>... And Lyra as the Hopping Pony

has /co/ noticed this trend lately? how the ponies curve their front legs like so?

Look at this pony, it's so tiny god damn

>>34179354
>Tolerance and Love
>Student of Celestia

I don't think I've closed a tab that quickly before.

>>34179417
2deep4u

>>34179354
>Open link
>Saw title
>All of my faces when

>>34179385
"I'm sorry we didn't fuck. W-we can fuck later if you want. . ."

>>34179411
Id rather read a book or lurk this place.

>>34179370

>slightly derpy

She destroyed town hall with her ass. There is no slightly involved here my good man

>>34179383
amen to that

>>34179438
>not doing both
Sure is casual in here

>>34179376
Could you draw Spike with a bowler hat (20s gangster?) and a lever action shotgun?

Maybe holding up a gem bank

>>34179436
>not just giving her this look

>that feel when you have the patience and self control to wait for the actual release date

Feels good mane

So how about you guys? I've got another awesome new episode to look forward to tomorrow... do you?

>>34179385

how did you get to equestria, bro?

>>34179436
You know what? I've built up a reputation for being a childish moron. Might as well write that, and throw in an uguu~ at the end for good measure. Thanks MLPG.

>>34179454
>her

>>34179423
And this.

>>34179465
I already saw it, enjoyed it, and am richer for it.

>>34179465
No,, but I will be able to watch the Premier League

>>34179282
Considering how she didn't have much of a character outside of the "MUFFINS xD" fanon given to her, it seemed rather fitting.

>>34179465
what what? did it leek or something? is it in a good quality?

>>34179309
>>34179315
How long ago? It had never been posted here before
I know I've seen every thread
>>34179350
I hadn't AM STILL UP GODDOMMOT

>>34179465
>Something to be proud of
>paitence self control

The only reason why I haven't watched H&H is because I'm lazy and I don't want to watch it while half asleep.

>>34179376
He's been drawing trollporn for something called the Arkh Project lately.

These fuckin drawfags man, you never know what they'll do next.

>>34179465
I already watched it, but I'm going to watch it again anyway!

>>34179442
>derpy is heavy enough to destroy town hall with her ass
>inb4 fat fetish humanisations
>inb4 Ross

>>34179487
Uh, duh? Where the fuck have you been?

iTunes accidentally put it up Thursday evening.

>>34179487
itunes released it early.

Where have you been?

>>34179465

i'll ejaculate before you loser

>>34179465
No, but I've got a MAD episode to watch on Monday.

>>34179487
There's no slowpoke slow enough

>>34179474
THANKS DOOKS

>>34179474
>>34179423
Good work, like always, keep working on the backgrounds

>>34179465
I don't, so I get to sleep in.

I still have "Smile Smile Smile" to look forward to, though.

>>34179487

>did it leek
>leek

>>34179472
Aww sick! I just helped two gay guys get together. Why are my hands only made to destroy?

>>34179199
>Pretend Rainbow Dash

>>34179471
By being a faggot with low standards who hangs out with other faggots with low standards.

>>34179487
Yep, on Thursday. yayponies.eu has it in untouched iTunes quality. It's probably all over YouTube as well.

>>34179508
>>inb4 Ross

Ross won't draw Derpy.


I'd honestly like to see his humanized version of Derpy. But he never reads my posts.

>>34179314
>black twilight
no

>latino dash
this is can sort of see

>latino pinkie
new to the scene, also possible

>>34179527
And suddenly that song is in my head...FUK U

>>34179527
>implying miku threads
>>34179515
i have a job ya dumb bitch, i don't spend all day on /co/. only half of it

>you rub fluffy pony's fluffy tummy
>she lays back and relaxes, cooing slightly
>you keep rubbing
>her eyes roll up into her head as all her muscles loosen up
>fluffy poop starts pushing its way out of her

>>34179537

She'd look like the elephant man.

>>34179284
Why do people with autistic specturm disorders treat normal people like they're inferior? If there was a cure for whatever's wrong with me, I'd take it in a second.

>>34179528
Your hands have created something! Ejaculate and poo-lube.

>>34179552
>not surfing /co/ at work
What are you, responsible or something?

>>34179533
It is.

>>34179537
He doesn't listen to me either when I give uncharacteristically constructive criticism. I don't know why he bothers posting.

>i plug her butt with a marshmallow.

>>34179508
Obviously Derpy's ass is enchanted with the most destructive of spells

>>34179552
>he has a job
Haha, get a load of this guy. I bet you have you're own place too.

>>34179552
Still surprised you managed to not notice the chat about it in the two or so days after, or the new pictures/gifs.

>>34179539
>Dash
>Latina

All of my yes.


>>34179557
I'd still take it.

>>34179532

low standards are magic

>>34179567
i work retail. busy as a mother fucker. do you have a desk job or something?

>>34179552
I found out at work. Apple email you when you get new episodes through your season pass. Too bad I couldn't watch/rip it till I got home.

>>34179539

Yes.

Can't stop my head canon faggot.

>>34179572
I don't think Rarity would be too fond of anal play.

Too messy.

>>34179509
>>34179511
>>34179515
>here all the fucking time
very nice, really

>It's just a little girls show!

>jobs

I quit doing drugs for 3 months so I'd be clean in case someone responded, and not one call, what a waste of time

>>34179605

>>34179561
Oh goddammit!

>>34179383

Agreed - I like her voice! It sounds cute.

>>34179605
>shipping pinkity

HAHA THIS FAGGOT

>>34179516
Apparently they don't have the update colour guide on Poniboru.
And oh god I can't find it anywhere.

I have failed..

>>34179605

>>34179584
i got perma-banned from pony chan months ago. i don't keep up with the community anymore. and i can't post ponies on /g/ anymore, so i'm trying out /co/ to see if i fit well enough

>>34179631
You have failed me for the last time Pacce

>>34179561
>santorum
Man do I love American politics. Keep it up you guys.

>>34179627
Nigga you retard thats obviously Sweetie after she burst into treats.

What would happen if I fed fluffy pony jet puff marshmallows until she couldnt possibly eat more?

>>34179584
Impatient Mastermind Sweetie was best Sweetie
She was already mt favorite CMC but now she became even harder to dethrone

http://www.joystiq.com/2012/02/11/hasbro-and-zynga-make-a-deal-toys-and-games-incoming/

You have GOT to be fucking kidding me.
There isn't a single reaction image emotionally contempt enough to display the amount of rage I am feeling right now.

>>34179644
That's nice.

>>34179631
Just kidding!
I am SUCH a liar!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSQhu0JCqCY

Skip to 50 seconds.

>>34179644
Do you like comics?

Do you like cartoons?

Do you want to fuck a horse

Do you have any weird fetishes that you project on to this show?

If yes to any of these you'll fit in nicely.

>>34179605

its beautiful

>>34179605
>Sweetie Belle bursts into treats.png

>>34179644
That explains the consistent use of AJ images.

Cut that shit out.

>>34179669
forgot your image bro

Stop talkin' shit about my waifu

>>34179668
>it doesn't allow Zynga to make games based on Hasbro brands
And nothing of value was lost

>>34179644
What's stopping you from posting ponies on /g/?

>>34179618
You're supposed to call them.

>>34179611

>headcanon

You've seen Twilight dance, right? No one other than a white person could dance that dorkish.

Urkel doesn't count. He is literally the only nerdy black person that deserves to be in the public consciousness.

>>34179668
So?

All of Hasbro's licensed merch is ugly and just plain awful. This will prove to be no different.

>>34179691
is it Sweetie belle?

WHERE IS MY DAILY DOSE OF PONY VIDEOS, HAEYEYEYA'S AND PICCOLO DICKS

>>34179688
>getting mad about best pony
>>34179679
i only like animu and ponies

I cook, even though serving rakes in the dough

favorite pony is Applejack

>>34179721
No retard but avatarfagging is gay.

>>34179690
No. No you see I was trying to be dismissive because I don't care about how you got to /co/. All that matters is that you're here now.

>>34179717
It's your favorite pony

>>34179690
>No girl will ever lay on your chest while making this face

>>34179713
I do, they're just never interested or not currently hiring, I got one interview, but nothing came out of it

>>34179655
Shit, my name fell off and Iinked the wrong post.
>>34179670

>>34179715
I'm black and I dance just like Twilight.
What does this mean?

>>34179721
>avatarfag
NOPE

>>34179644
I post ponies on /g/ all the time.

Even in threads with active mods.

They don't care.

I think your problem is posting ponies and being retarded at the same time. Seeing as you can't evade a ponychan ban, you probably are.

>>34179724
>favorite pony is AJ
my nigga
>>34179707
ass pained 14 year old report in droves. i've been pony banned 6 times on /g/

>>34179745
You are a mulatto

>>34179742
:V

>>34179721
A) Don't post an image with every reply
B) Browse around /co/, you'll find something you like
C) This ain't ponychan, remember that.

>>34179618
>this job market
>not sending out thousands of CVs
>not spending at least a week making your resume and cover letter absolutely the best of the best
>not taking a detailed course or reading a very good book about how to nail an interview

no really, get to it, you'll need it

>>34179721
Sorry but Chinese cartoons aren't allowed on /co/

>>34179738

My girl has.

>>34179679
What'd you get permabanned for?

>>34179644
>Do you want to fuck a horse
>Do you have any weird fetishes that you project on to this show?
These last two are just optional.

>>34179719

>>34179728
>avatarfagging
nigger i've posted 4 different ponies so far
>>34179738
do you have those pictures of the ponies lying on their sides on a pillow, like you woke up next to them? if so post pls

>>34179264

The best girl in the game!

>>34179719

RIGHT HERE FAGGOT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH8eRff9DCs

>>34179756
>Be mulatto
>Can dance

>that feel when you're a minority nerd

>>34179721
It's not the Applejack he's mad about, it's the avatarfagging. It eats up the image limit, you see.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da3WEEIeSUQ

are you ready to have your heart explode?

>>34179769

General how do I become as cool as you

>>34179780
He said Lilly not Hanako.

>>34179778
I don't have those pictures. How much of a faggot do you think I am?

>>34179794
Going to make the new horse

>>34179751
he probably is a huge fucking retard

shit it's probably oemponi

i hate that guy

go back to mexico oemponi

>>34179560
Imagine you value honesty and informativeness above practicality, and believe only the best about other people.

Now imagine the people around you are always trying to get something, always keeping secrets, always being fake so that other people don't think less of them. Imagine that all the people around you assume you already know everything they take for granted, but do it with an attitude that you're a bad person for not already knowing it.

Imagine that these people run the world. (Pic related.) Neurotypicalism is not a disease; it's survivalism and social awareness as a way of life. Ron Paul is Asperger, clearly, which is why he'll never get the time of day from the electorate: his voice and manner and perseveration scream "not normal."

>>34179773
>what'd you get permabbed for
i said "that picture leaves a lot to the imagination" when he posted a suggestive pony

mods were underaged as fuck.

>>34179794

>image limit

i'm from /g/, we rarely max out threads

>>34179806
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTpsrqvGL2Q

NEW HORSE

>>34179833
>>34179833
>>34179833
>>34179833
>>34179833
>>34179833

>>34179828
>Banned for blatantly implying that you were a furfag

You deserved it.

/g/ ponyfags HATE the furry side of the fandom.

>>34179795
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da3WEEIeSUQ
>Man that girl is pretty. Too bad she has a kid.
oh wow, i actually lost it to a youtube comment

well, time to kill myself

>>34179828
They banned you just for that? Durn.
Well, MLPG maxes out every thread, and generally speaking, posting a picture with every post is perceived as attention whoring because of this.

>>34179800

Become internet popular.

Pander to a large popular fandom and be sure that you're skilled at whatever you're contributing to the fandom.

>>34179780
SHE TASTES LIKE BACON!

>>34182957
We're about two threads ahead of here, by the way.

>>34181320