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02/10/12(Fri)05:35 No.34150720Less fluffy! More quickfic! ---- Rainbow Dash was having yet another horrible day, and it was all due to a particularly accident-prone pegasus.
"DERPY!" she yelled at the top of her lungs.
"Sorry, Rainbow Dash," said the stupid grey mare in that idiotic voice of hers.
With a humph and a snort, Rainbow Dash fixed the moving-truck-sized hole in the clouds.
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"'You have returned our ceremonial statues, Daring Do,' said the shaman, 'How can we ever repay you?' 'I'd like to feature your tribe in an article,' blah, blah," read Rainbow Dash. She rolled her eyes.
No matter how awesome they were, these books always had this boring junk about artifacts and museums. Twilight said the details were always technically accurate; Rainbow guessed that was one of the reasons she loved the series. Heck, she probably thought Rainbow was LEARNING something.
"Hah, joke's on you," said Rainbow. She flipped to the end of the scene. "The villagers cheered. With a final wink toward Corn Cob, Daring Do flew toward the sunset, and on to her next great adventure."
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"Ohmygosh ohmygosh!" squee'd Rainbow Dash. "The author of Daring Do, here, signing her books!"
Twilight smiled at her tolerantly. She remembered the first book signing she'd attended. She still had that textbook in her upstairs shelf for light evening reading.
The crowd ahead of them thinned, and Rainbow finally caught a glimpse of her favorite author. Then she frowned. Her jaw dropped. "DERPY?!?" |