>rape

FRIEZA

COME OUT AND FACE ME COWARD

>>34149048
>beat me to it

I try to beat >rape

but I can never seem to win

stop hurting yourself, /co/. season 1 extra characters aren't coming back.

>Spitfire thread
I love you leth
let's have a threesome with spitfire

>>34148783

Daring Do has taken the position of sexy heroine for s2

I went dumpster diving for new pictures of her

There isn't enough

>>34149065
But Fluttershy came back!

Which pony would have the same taste in music as you?

>>34149070
Tempting, but she's a pony, Anon.

And I don't even know her!

>>34149065
Octavia came back. Doing the same exact fucking thing.

Ablutions.

>>34149078
>encouraging him to come back
You done fucked up son.

>>34149085
There is never enough

>>34149099
>IDM and EDM
this nigga
also, stop trying to derail this thread.
It's only once in a blue moon that we get a thread about hottest pone.

>>34149110
Rolling for Pip

>>34149110

Fav screencap of new leaked episode. Spoilered for fags.

>come home from work
>house smells like bleach
>fluffy pone is lying on the floor next to an open bottle of clorox
>she thought the stuff under the sink was your secret collection of wonderful drinks
>goddamnit

>>34149048
Rape, you say?

>>34149122

Man, who even uses that word.

>>34149106

I respect you, Leth. You're a good person.

>>34149085
Why does humanized Spitfire seem so Australian?

I love spitfire time

it's one of the best times

>>34149142

She thought it was candy. She thought the brights colors were enticing.

DAMN YOU, CLOROX!

>>34149099
Twilight because she's interrigent.

>>34148986

>not realizing that cuddling a Fluffy Pony after it goes in its litterbox sets up a positive emotion for the Fluffy Pony to connect it to, therefore making it easier for them to integrate it.

They only learn through Positive Reinforcement, guys - Fluffy Ponies are like birds that way.

>>34149019
I don't like grimderp fluffy pony >feels because I imagine them being like little kids. If I wouldn't do it to a little kid, I wouldn't imagine wanting to do it to a fluffy pony. although I think the really over-the-top ones are funny as hell - at least I can tell those were written for a laugh.

>>34149029
>also writes positive fluffy pony >feels

Mah nigga.

>>34149154
How is she in the clouds as a human? She should be falling to her death.

>>34149037
fuck you
roll

If Spitfire could spit fire, how many fires would Spitfire fire?

>>34149154
I don't know but I like it even if it doesn't make sense

>>34149110

ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL

I love this thread.
As much as I love the fact that I am the only one who waifufags her.

>>34149191
NO DAFTY NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>>34149143
>implying I wouldn't enjoy it
She could do whatever she liked to me.

>>34149142
>Fluffy pony wants to play Breaking Bad while you're out of the house
>She goes to mix ammonia and bleach
>She remembers to always be safe with chemicals and use a fume hood
>She pulls a bucket over her head so the fumes wont get in the house
>She stays inside the bucket when she mixed the two chemicals

>>34149099

whichever one has a collection of visual novel BGM

>>34149145
People who happened to grow up with a lust for vocabulary, and people who are trying too hard.

>>34149122
I like Swaetshirt's art better than Crooked's

>>34149185
I don't care as long as she spits it on my dick, then proceeds to let me insert it into her.
In all 3 holes.

>>34149192
I don't waifufag her but she is still a very sexy pony.

>>34149142
Welp, time to toss another one on the compost heap.

Would you worship your dark ruler of the night?

She isn't interested in ruling anything in particular. But she does demand your loyalty

As much as I'd love to pony with ya all fuckin' night, I've got to pussy out and go to bed. I mean, I have to go outside again tomorrow. Going outside! Can you believe that shit? Fuck.

>>34149214
>dat feel when you hate fluffy pone but you love Breaking Bad
stop fluctuating my brain, anon!
Start talking about hottest pone already!

>>34149201

I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE.

>>34149231
I don't waifufag her either, but I'd hit that so hard she'd forget how to fly

>>34149191
because the lawn

>>34149241
Yes. She's hot.

needs more people writing stories that I read and then smile at.
that don't involve fluffy pone

>>34149099
Which pony would like ostentatious, self-important rock operas from the late 60s and early 70s?

>>34149220
Swaetshirt is actually good, and most of his art is attractive. He does light really well.

>>34149247

>>34149206
What if she just read you that book right there on the street, without letting you go until she finished? It's a pretty boring book for you, but for Twilight it's not. She would savour every word, enjoying every slight tap of her tongue on her upper palate. She would flip the pages slowly, as if to listen closely any small sounds the fragile paper would make. And she'll just let you watch that. She'll just let you watch her enjoying a good book.

My point is it'll be a pretty boring experience.

>>34149270

dat's just what i was waiting for

now I can sleep in peace

>>34149251
>>34149231
Excellent. No one else will have her.
SHES MINE! MINE! MIIINNNNEEEE!

>Fluffy Pony is hot in the summer
>You decide you need to shear her
>She feels (and looks) naked without her fluff
>So you turn the fluff shavings into yarn and make it into a little sweater
>Fluffy pony loves it
>When you take her for a walk, other fluffy pony owners love it too and beg you to make them one for theirs
>The pay you and supply the fluff
>Eventually the demand comes for human sweaters made from Fluffly pony Fluff
>They are a fashion craze and you become Filthy Rich
>Your daughter is a horrible bitch and keeps antagonizing one of your primary business partners
>You send her off to a boarding school hoping she'll learn some manners
>Years pass and she comes back so much nicer
>All goes well until father's day, she insists on making you dinner
>Midway through you begin to choke
>The meal was poisoned!
>Your daughter stands over you, gloating how you easily fell for her trick
>As you desperately try to find help but can only flail about on the floor, she details her plans
>You were just the beginning
>soon she will over throw the Princesses
>She's gone mad! You have to stop her or warn someone
>But it's too late
>Death takes you, Diamond Tiara's laughter is the last sound you hear

You know the dangers involving fluffy ponies and water. Drowning is the leading cause of fluffy pony death. But she's been asking. Over and over. Ever since you hung up that portrait of a sailboat gliding across the ocean. She says you promised her at one point. Promised her you'd take her to the beach. Promised her you'd let her go swimming. She wants it more than anything else in the world. She's tried everything to get you to take her. Cuddling, crying, not eating, eating everything, attempting to cook for you. She even tried to file your taxes for you. What a mess that was. It's her birthday today. You got her a bouncy ball and a coloring book, with easy to use crayons (fluffy unicorns sometimes have trouble using their magic. She struggles to do the simplest things. But you love her all the same. You'll tell her she's no different than the other unicorns, but she's still hurt by their insults), but she doesn't want any of that. The only thing that's on her mind is going to the beach. She wants it more than anything in the world right now. It's only a half hour drive, she says. Just one day. Pretty please? She's looking up at you with those eyes. So full of innocent joy. Do you take her?

>>34149251

too fluffy. not enough femininity

superior

>>34149247
You think that's bad? I actually have to interact with real people! What the hell man?

>>34149277
>having a book about magic read to you by Tara Strong
>boring

>>34149283
Fuck you I called dibs

>>34149110
I roll to ship Derpy romantically for a candle-lit dinner.

>>34149180

The best ones are the cute ones and the fluffy ponies are too dangerously stupid to live ones. Case in point:

>Buy a stuffed kangaroo for fluffy pony to play with
>It is twice her size with a little pouch on its tummy
>Bring it home to her
>She is eating some oat puffs from her fluffy pony food bowl
>She rushes over to you and says "Hewo!", asking what it is you've brought her
>You show her the giant stuffed toy
>She is amazed, her eyes growing wide
>You set it down for her and move its arms, treating it like a puppet
>She smiles and claps her hooves together
>You walk off for a moment to go set you bags down
>When you get back, fluffy pony has lodged itself upside-down inside the kangaroo's pouch
>It is wiggling its hooves and calling out for help
>You smile and pull fluffy pony out

Re-requesting that pic with Pinkie hanging with balloons.

>>34149283
NOT IF I TIE HER UP IN MY BASEMENT AND RAPE HER REPEATEDLY

>>34149277
>feeling her body pressed against mine
>watching the way her hair shifts and falls as she talks, her beautiful mouth forming shape after shape as her gorgeous eyes flick across the page
>implying I couldn't enjoy just basking in her enthusiasm

>>34149285
I've seen this before, don't lie Anonymous. You wont go to Equestria when you die if you lie.

>>34149297
No you didn't nigga. BACK OFF!

4chan: The only place where lonely bachelors argue over who gets to keep a cartoon pony

>>34149288

>using month-old greentexts

>>34149110
Rolling and drawing.

I'm running out of fire

>>34149285
>thinking I wouldnt remember that
http://arch.413chan.net/co33711150.html ANON. I REMEMBER.

>Fluffy Pony's fluff is causing her to be too hot in the summer.
>Decide to sheer Fluffy Pony's fluff
>Fluffy Pony is sad (but much cooler) now that she is now longer fluffy
>Feel bad and save the sheered fluff
>Decide to spin the sheered fluff into yarn
>Find someone selling the right machine for this
>Get it from mysterious Gypsy lady who gives it to you for free
>May have lost your soul in the process
>Make yarn from No-Longer-Fluffy Pony's fluff
>Make Yarn into a little sweater for her
>She loves it when autumn comes and her fluff is still regrowing from the last heat waves of august
>People love the fluff sweater to make and commission you to make some for them
>Fluffy pony fluff yarn sweaters become a fashion craze
>Soon become able to buy Fluffy Pony everything she's ever wanted
>Become Filthy Rich
>Business is cripplingly dependent on on Apple Family and your good relations with them
>Daughter keeps antagonizing youngest member of the Apple family in progressively cruel ways as well as insulting the family matriarch
>Hope sending daughter off to a boarding school in Canterlot will teach her some manners
>Daughter graduates years later comes back a mild mannered mare
>She insists on making you a nice dinner
>The dinner was poisoned!
>As you lay dying, she details out her plan that your death will only be the beginning of her ultimate plan to take over Equestria and kill the Princesses
>Must warn everyone, but its too late.
>Wake up
>It was all just a dream
>Go to splash water on your face and see your hooves
>You are still Filthy Rich
>DUN DUN DUUUUN

>>34149314
Silly anon, mare vaginas don't look like that!

>>34149301
Awesome.

>>34149344
>glowing vagina
ALL OF MY BONERS

>>34149350
they're disgusting

>>34149308
>fluffy pony hugs the kangaroo
>fluffy pony frowns
>fluffy pony drowns

>>34149320
Nobody wants Dashie
except me

>>34149371
Who?

>>34149314
I admit this is the only drawing of spitfire I have ever fapped to.

>>34149345
>>34149285
Anon you fucked up.

>>34149344
Have some more.

>>34149371

that's a damn lie

>>34149320
4chan isn't the only place

>>34149371

I'd be all over every pegasus in this show

>>34149371
ARE YOU SURE?

>>34149371
You are so wrong it hurts.

>>34149110
Man, if I don't get Twilight I might just as well voluntarily let myself be fucked by Nathan.

>>34149110
Guess I'll go for it.

>>34149381
I've only fapped to this one>>34149192
It's actually the first R34 of MLP I've ever fapped to.
it just had to be something by JJ

>>34149400
>>34149398
>>34149392
>>34149390
fuck, can we share at least?

>>34149110

Shamfur dispray, but whatever, it's late. Rollin'

>>34149418
>rape

>>34149134

>>34149110
this is bad and i feel bad

>>34149417
>losing your ponity to JJ

How disgraceful.

32 get
>>34149110

>>34149418
I DON'T KNOW...
SHARING SEEMS LIKE A PRETTY UNAWESOME THING TO DO

>>34149110
Never tried, might as well.

There are buckets of my love that I splash on the world
There are cheeses in the refrigerator
There are no words to describe how despised you are by my heart
Will you be my very special somepony?

>>34149110
roll

>>34149371
You can have her, but I call dibs on Celestia.

>>34149430

Pipsqueak is a pretty girl.

>>34149446
>46
haha fuck that, reroll

>Fluffy Ponies have no teeth and their mouths are lined with fluff.
>This is partly the reason why they talk like that.

>>34149419

No. Not that fucking owl, anything but that.

>>34149345
Wow, I wrote that a lot better than the first time. I forgot the (not) all just a dream part.
>>34149382
Yup.

Still surprised anyone actually remembered that though.

>fluffy pony played the splashy fun time game in the sink while you were gone
>then she needed to dry off. She didnt want to drip water all over the apartment
>she couldnt reach the towels
>she decided to dry herself off in the microwave
>she climbed inside and shut the door
>first she realized she couldnt hit the buttons from inside
>then she realized she couldnt get out
>you found her in there several hours later, frightened and babbling incoherently

Oi, My Little Pony General visitors! Do you believe in wishes?

What would you wish upon a star?

Which pony would sacrifice her wish to make another pony happy?

Have we already run low on Spitfire art? My folder's a bit barren as is.

you cannot fathom how aroused I am at this moment

>>34149462
>Big Mac
OH COME ON ALREADY
rereroll

>>34149418
Yes.

>>34149472
Nothing is forgotton on the internet.

>>34149482
There's really not much Spitfire art.

>>34149448
then we'll have to have a contest to decide who can treat her best

>>34149371
Yeha, dashie is a 4/10 no one wants that broken whore.

>Ask Fluffy Pony how to breath air
>Fluffy Pony dies

>>34149446
>>34149462
>>34149485
Stop being such a faggot.

>>34149458
>implying any of us are worthy of Celestia
She's perfect. We aren't.

>fluffy pony trying to make honey on toast
>spills honey all over her face
>tries to wipe it off
>honey all over her hooves
>tries to wipe them off on her little tummy
>the problem gets worse
>come home to find fluffy pony a sticky, sobbing mess of wildly flailing pony

>>34149480
Each of them, once made aware of the stakes.
None of them, immediately.

>>34149478

This is exactly how stupid fluffy pony is.

>>34149485
I don't even know who the fuck this is
rerereroll

>>34149509
She still wants the dick and I'd be honored to provide it.

>wale up
>see this
>wat do

>>34149501
why has this happened

>>34149458
>>34149192
I'm still amazed that JJ has never caught onto the fact that Rarity's voice actress provided the English voice of the battle maid Roberta in Black Lagoon and has NEVER drawn Rarity in a maid outfit.

just saw the derpy scene for the first time.
one or two lines sounded kinda retarded.
not "she can't bath herself or make her own meals" retarded.
just "she hugs people a little too hard" retarded.

don't really see the big deal.

>>34149519
>owl
LOL NOPE

>>34149523
Can I join in? 2 dicks is better than one

I heard that My Little Pony was going to get canceled.

>>34149485
Nope, you rolle bigmac, now you have to tenderly fuck his anus. No take backs, 1 roll allowed per day.

>>34149494
Oh man
Soarin' must have the worst blue balls from working with her

>>34149529
pull her in and kiss her. Obviously.

>>34149529

pull her down and lock lips

>>34149519
>Not knowing who Hayseed Turniptruck is
You may find MLPG a better experience overall if you actually watched the show.

>>34149529
oh. no. twilight. don't. stop.

>>34149312
Someone must have this pic... I demand satisfaction!

>>34149367

I MADE THIS JUST FOR YOU ANON~

>>34149529
Ask her where dash is.

>>34149529

>wale up

Don't simultaneously toy with my emotions and aggravate my sensibilities!

>>34149538
I am going to hug you now.

>>34148660
Ah, thank you so much! I was able to find the thread!
http://arch.413chan.net/co33667271.html if anyone is interested

>>34149545
In the beginning of season 1, everyone was afraid that since it's timesolt was so awful (8:00 in the morning PST on friday) that the show would have one season and then cancel.

Guys, guys. I've been awake for 36 hours. Let's see if I can still draw. Gimme a request, c'mon do it. sfw only, c'mon.
that don't involve fluffy pone

>>34149541
Okay.

>>34149538
The closest person i knew to that in real life was one of the nicest and most intelligent people i have ever met actually.

Who's a silly pony?

>>34149493
So anonymous really does never forget.
>>34149529
>A /co/ character is in my dreams... oh fuck I'm gonna die.

DON'T WORRY GUYS I GOT THE NEW THREAD

>>34149576
>TwiDash threesomes
my fetish

>>34149600
oh god my eyes are bleeding

>>34149570
IM OLD GREG

>>34149529
Seriously fucking go with it, because I know I'll REALLY wake up any second.

>>34149586
Pony becoming the spiders

>>34149602
SCOOTALOO WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>34149586
lyra wearing a fancy dress

>>34149580
>spending almost an hour looking through the archive
Silly anon. Gaze upon my picture. That is how you do.

>>34149602

>>34149602
TIME FOR A NEW PONY THREAD

DID YOU HEAR WHAT SHE JUST SAID

>>34149598
looks like someone ate a power star from SMB.
>>34149602
NO SCOOTS NO, I WON'T LET THAT HAPPEN TO SOMEONE ELSE.

>>34149600
>JJ makes something that isn't sameface for once
>it's a mediocre drawing
Does he just like flip a coin to choose between the two?

>>34149602
Is she okay?

>>34149620

>>34149587
Excellent. She might not ever love me, but hopefully I can make her happy anyway.

>>34149604
>threesomes involving any of the mane cast
my fetish

>>34149635
oh god their necks
what

>>34149602

>terry

>>34149635
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG IM DIE

>>34149418
>>34149398
>>34149390
>>34149371

>that feel when you're cluster fucking her

just like she ordered you all to

>that feel when she yells "faster" for the umpteenth time

"Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh"

>that feel when she makes you wash rainbows out of the sheets

>>34149648
>mane cast
>trixie
CUT THAT OUT

>fluffy Twilight trying to organize the library
>every time she puts some books on the shelf, her fluff knocks some others over
>every time this happens, she gets angry, and poofs up a little
>soon her fluff forms a complete sphere around her
>she's calling for Spike's help
>Spike is trapped in her fluff

>>34149602
>SQUAAAK

>>34149665

it was the only threesome picture I had...

>>34149666
>spike has drowned

>>34149648
but Twi and Dash are so sexy, and Dash would have no trouble leading, but Twilight's attention to detail would...

I'll be in my bunk

please give new horse song on yoot tobe

>>34149664
why are her bedroom eyes so consistently alluring? why?

>>34149666
the flufffy concept is a major buzzkill
not a fan myself

I'm assuming there's a 1/3 and a 3/3
I need them for research.

>>34149685
I want all of them but thats just being selfish

>>34149691

they're all pretty damn alluring

>>34149697
>"Yeah just rewrite the fluffy pony story without the fluff. That should work."

>>34149703
First fucking google result
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/671470

Oh god imagine the horrifying television shows and advertisements catering to fluffy ponies.

>>34149697
>>34149713
They are separate from actual ponies to me. How did this all start? I don't remember the transition period at all.

>>34149705
I dunno, I think you lose the intimacy there. It'd be great fun, but not as meaningful.

>>34149496
Are you the guy making the Derpbarian and CarrotPaladin?

>>34149726
yu want pway?

buy ball

>>34149705
I'll be putting this out as a scenario

rainbow and spitfire making out, things are getting hot and heavy
twilight interrupts
spitfire is cool with it and asks is she'd like to join
hotttest threesome ever?

>>34149615
>>34149618
i LIKE WHER this is going guys i really do yes.

work in progress work in prgoeress

>>34149731
Just read every thread in the archive from the end of December to now. You should get it all then.

>>34149731

long story short, it's all Fluffy's fault

Okay, am I the only one who has a favorite pony, but if it came to fucking/hanging out with/having as girlfriend/waifu/going to Chuck E. Cheese's with I'd be happier to just get a random pick from the main 6? I like them all a lot and if I got a random pick, I wouldn't regret not picking another one.

Hello.

Goodbye.

>You bring your new fluffy pony home
>she's ecstatic, running through every room as fast as her stubby little legs will carry her
>runs into your living room and stops cold
>she's transfixed by your piano - an old upright you got from your parents when they had no room for it. You used to play a little, but not so much anymore.
>it's old, dusty and needs to be tuned pretty badly
>Fluffy Pony is awestruck
>"Wat dat?"
>You tell her it's used to make music - she blinks at you, confused.
>You realize that she's probably never heard of music.
>"Well, maybe it's better if I show you."
>You set her on the bench next to you, and let her watch as you play a short tune
>You're really rusty, but fluffy pony claps her fluffy little hooves together and cheers for you, babbling "You'w da BEST!"
>She wants to try, so you set her on your lap and watch her as she bangs on the keys, giggling.
>She tells you that she wants to "Make moozee" when she grows up.
>You smile and give her a scratch behind the ears, getting the feeling you're going to be playing the piano a lot more from now on.

>>34149747
I have no idea what is going on in this image. None at all.

>>34149740
5 star post. lol'd

>>34149726
>Ad for something
>Make it colorful as fuck
>Fluffy pony wants it really bad
>She pesters you literally 24/7 until you buy it from her
Seems like a solid business strategy.

>>34149757

>>"Wat dat?"

fuck when did they start talking

i don't remember this happening

>>34149755
damnit tex
why don't you post all the art
forever

>>34149757
Not cute the first time. Or the second. Or the third. Most definitely not the fourth.

>>34149755
Hello

I love you won't you tell me your name

Hello

I love you let me jump in your game

>>34149740
what about fluffy pony video games?
YOU WANT FAUN?
END OF WINE
DING DONG BANNU

>>34149772
go lay an egg

>>34149755
I kinda like your binary pen kick.

It's nice.

>>34149770
A little while ago.

If the normal ponies can talk, why not the little fluffy ones?

What I want to know is when they started shrinking. The original fluffy ponies were just fluffy variants of normal sized ponies.

>>34149770
I dont know. I wrote a few earlier in January when everything about fluffy ponies wasnt totally horrible. I always imagined them talking in sort of a baby speech, but I never wrote any direct dialogue because it's atrocious to read.

>>34149767
now we just need to start a fluffy pone lab, and the toy company, and the fluffy pone insurance agency.

DOSH

>>34149757
I miss the anon who trolled us with this

>>34149748
>>34149749
I've been here the entire time i just don't remember it ever being new to me.

>>34149791

We all know the real reason Cheerilee and Big Mac where laughing at the idea of being a couple.

>>34149620
oh, no that is exactly what I did, it only took me a matter of seconds to find the thread. I was occupied otherwise during my absence

>>34149809
what kind of response is that

>>34149735
I don't know about that.

Hey, MLPG, how are you today? I trust you are all fine, healthy and probably even a little bit, just a tiny bit, dandy as well. As an introduction, here, have Twilight wearing clothes from foreign culture.

>>34149816

>>34149777

Hey, again. This is only the second time I've posted this. Seems like this isn't your first time being a grimderp faggot, though.

Sorry you can't get hard to this.

I really am.

>>34149802
It was around the time when a few SO EDGY people started writing greentext stories and made them the size of a house cat or something. I still imagine them as full pony sized, which is why stuff like >fluffy pony crawls inside the microwave makes me laugh.

Man, Hearts and Hooves is my favorite episode this season. Most of it comes from.the background music (it felt so much like a classic cartoon and I loved it). Also, all of Big Mac's and Cheerlie's pet names for eaxhother make me giggle like a bitch. Plus, dat Sweetie Belle song.

I didn't think they'd top Last Roundup or Sisterhooves Social, but they really did.

>>34149823

hnnnnng

>>34149823
HULLABALOO

Happy/Positive/Nice fluffy pony stories are my favorite fluffy pony stories.

>>34149778

>that feel when you heard the music in your head
>it won't leave

>>34149752
I dunno, I'd have preferences for different activities. Like, anything where we'd be talking a lot I'd choose Twilight, meaningless sex would be Dash, so on.

so MLPG

HAVE BEEN GOING FAST TODAY?

>>34149870

VERY MUCH SO

>>34149835
SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET DOESNT LIKE SOMETHING I WROTE. I MUST CHASTISE THEM FOR THIS DISCRETION.

>>34149843
Sweetie Belle sings again???
Be still my heart.

Who is Richard Stallman's favorite pony?

>>34149828

>>34149755
>shipping contra canon

Also I need a disgusted Fluttershy image I can put >Cheerimac on.

>>34149816

>>34149781
>Fluffy pony video games
>Fluffy pony holds a controller limply in her hooves while splotches of color appear on the television
>She plays this game for hours

>>34149852
mah nigga

those are the ones i write.

i'd write more now, but i'm not feeling particularly creative this evening.

>>34149889

>>34149870
where are her legs?!

>>34149758

Don't worry Anon, my top team of scientists have interpreted this picture quite well.

>>34149868
I suppose you're right. But if I had to pick one to LIVE with, I'd go with a random pick of the 6, because several of my favorites are REALLY close.
I get stuck with Fluttershy.

>>34149870

I downloaded it because of all the shazbot. Now I also GOTTA GO FAST.

>>34149917

You can't just ask where her legs are, dude

jeeze, show a little humanity

>fluffy pony has survived, unscathed, for a full year
>she's been getting rather melancholy, but you're sure a nice present will cheer her up
>ask fluffy pony what she wants for her birthday
>fluffy pony is confused - she doesn't understand what a "birthday" is
>after trying to explain for a while, give up and say it's a day when you give her something she wants
>"Waddevoo' I wan'?"
>You nod, and ask what fluffy pony wants more than anything in the world
>"Wan' die."
>long silence
>ask fluffy pony what she just said - you're not sure if you heard that right
>she blinks up at you, confused - she's forgotten what she said.
>"Pway?"

>>34149870
>that feel when no Hanako pony
feels bad

>>34149883
I don't know any FSF approved ponies
This is close enough

>>34149882

It's pretty adorable. I don't know how you can stand not to watch it until Saturday.

>>34149883
Fluttershy.

He falls asleep sad and lonely every night imagining taking care of parrots with her.

>>34149937
GHOSTS CUT HER LEGS OFF?

>>34149870
I was, but then I saw a cloud and forgot what I was doing

>>34149926
I'd still pick Twi for that. Most of the others are nice, but... they're no Twilight. Plus I'd get to see the other 5 a lot like that anyway.

>>34149951
...

>>34149917
LIMBS ARE FOR CASUALS

SO IS SIGHT

>>34149915

Say, fans of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! This thread had caused me start watching the show and I am truly delighted! So here is a token of my gratitude.

>>34149956
I too would room with Twilight in an instant. I like all the ponies, but I think I'd get along with Twi the best.

>>34149942
There's these:
http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/127449?search=katawa_shoujo
http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/111068?search=katawa_shoujo

>>34149951

>That feel when Rin is your favorite girl

>>34149970
>>34149915
>>34149889
>>34149828

Settle down, guys

>>34149972
Oh god you broke Pinkie pie's legs.

>>34149868
>Dash
>Meaningless sex

Confirmed for not knowing SHIT about rainbow dash

Time with the dashter is all kicking back, blowing things off, being cool, hanging out, and having fun.

>tfw reading My Little Dashie for the first time

>>34149972
Who is your favorite pony?

Stop posting 'fake' crippled ponies. Some of the ponies out there can't do normal everyday pony things like flying or magic

>>34149970

>>34149947
I think I'll watch it early, simply because of the Sweetie Belle song.

>>34149997

>>34149972
why dyou have reaction images if you dont watch the show?

>>34149972
Uh.

Hi.

Welcome to the >rapefactory, I guess.

>>34149940
>don't know how to feel

>>34149988
That's how rainbow dash puts when when applying to be your roommate, but then she turns out to be an unfun slacker and a huge bitch.

>>34149988
>implying she wouldn't be up for quick, meaningless sex
among other things, of course, which I'd also be open to, but she's no Twi. She's just prettier.

>>34150007

>>34150007
please rustle my jimmies

>>34149842

I didn't think there was a set size - I see them being the size of small dogs - maybe a foot and a half tall at most?

>haven't seen fluffy pony all afternoon
>you start searching the house, horror stories from around the internet on your mind as you call for her.
>you hear a giggle
>it's coming from your room
>search the room for fluffy pony - she's not under your desk or in your closet
>you hear her giggle again
>look under your bed
>"Hi!"
>she was playing hide-and-seek
>you sigh and tell her to let you know when she wants to play that game.
>"Now come on out of there."
>fluffy pony's little legs flail for a moment as her little nose scrunches up.
>She's stuck.

>>34149988
>dash will never lazily climb on top of you and doze off for a nap

>>34150018
>HEY RAINBOW DASH WANT TO HAVE SEX
>ew no you're a monkey with a tiny dick what the hell man gross

I drew Spitfire showering...I don't think it really looks like her though.... I tried my best.

>>34150019

>>34149983

>>34150031
feels bad man

OUCH!

>>34150016
>be bros with dash
>she doesn't put out

Whats even the point?

>>34150037
>Two legs
>Anthro

reported

>>34150016
She sounds exactly like me. We would get along fine.

>>34150037
so dissapoint

>>34150034
>implying she wouldn't be honour bound after I beat her in arm wrestling due to my larger size

>>34150039
>>34150042
jokes on you i just wanted more jimmies pictures

>>34150057

>>34150031
>>34150049
Ow my heart.

>>34150050

Is it just me or does the purple part of Sweeties hair change color a little bit through that gif?

who wants to march in the spaghetti parade.

Would you smoke a few cones with fluttershy?

>>34150034
Actual ponies, the 4~ish feet tall ones actually quite enjoy human penis.

>>34150009
...because I find fanart of the show before I watch the show? It's how I like to start watching a show. And I just frequent Pixiv. Anyway, here's Pinkie, doing the representations of emotions in a foreign country.

>>34150065
Ill dump em for you then.

>>34150068
Oh god what did the furries do to Terry?

>>34150050
Not like the useless bitch was using those feathers, anyway.

>>34150082
>>34150082
oh god yes

>>34150065

>>34150079
Oh, silly me. This is the picture.

>>34149956
Well, if I'm actually IN Equestria, and can hang out with the other five whenever I want, then I pick Pinkie because I'm totally nuts and have no idea what I'm getting myself into.

>>34150037
Your best is just worst than everyone else's average. I hope you can live with that.

>>34150016
>Dash take out the fucking trash already
>There's still room on the pile, just squash it down
>That's what you said last week, take it out
>No
Dash would be an impossible housemate if she didn't put out

>>34150071
Yeah, gifs do that

>>34150072
>Carrying a banner
>Not marching in perfect formation, clad in communist era military clothing and weapons of sergei mosin

mother russia i am the disappoint

>>34150065

GOTTA RUSTLE FAST.

>>34150082

POST PONIES NOT GORILLAS YOU FAGGOTS

>>34150065
motherfucking flood detection trying to rustle my jimmies

>>34150114
That feel when rainbow dash is you, only female and socially competent

>>34150106
>living with Pinkie Pie
my god
she'd be fun to go out drinking with, but having no escape?

>>34150124
would you say that your jimmies are rustled

>>34150124
You rustled, bro?

>>34150124

>>34150124

But this is the My Little Gorilla General, isn't it?

>>34150124
But what if it's ponies pretending to be some other animal?

If you challenge the Mane 6 to roar like a lion, who will be the most accurate and who will be the most adorable?

>>34150094
Saved.

Anime and ponies are two things that should cross paths more often.

>>34150065
>>34150131

>>34150124

>>34150065
>>34150138
>>34150139

Hurm.

>>34150152
MOAR

>>34150152
I will pay you pic related for more rustled jimmies pics.

>>34150108
;_;

>>34150016
>unfun slacker
Holy shit, she's perfect for me.

>>34150152
draw rustlin' gorilla pony

>>34150161
You are going to pay him right?

>>34150141
Are you suuuuure?

FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR GORILLAS

>>34150094
i was just asking man

>>34150155
OH MY GOD

We're going to need a new horse soon.

>>34150170
>>34150170
i seriously hope you jimmies don't rustle this

>>34150173
YOUR JIMMIES RUSTLED BRO?

>>34150181
>>34150182
>>34150184

>>34150130
You just have to go with it, dude. Enjoy the ride, or you'll hurt yourself.

>>34150139
It's actually Spitfire general.

>>34150173

>>34150141
Are you sure, Mr. Bro Anon?

>>34150173
So much rustling in this thread.

I think i'm out now guys.

>>34150197
I'm going to go look at the first half of this thread again

>>34150173

>LISTENING TO THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO4XPHGwdW0
>RUSTLING JIMMIES THREAD

MY JIMMY LEVELS ARE OFF THE CHARTS.

>>34150197

I see a lot more gorillas than Spitfire

>>34149615
>>34149618
good ideas good ideas, thank you anons thank

>>34149758
can you see now anon do you get anon can you see it good

>>34150139
>Equestria has gorillas but not humans
>There's a TV show called my little gorilla depicting upright, flat-faced, large eyed and overall babyish looking apes that can talk and have their own civilization

>>34150172
>>34150201
I regret what I said, this is awful and you should feel bad.

Did someone say Rustle?

>>34150211
Hang on.

>>34150141
Here's one hidden in the last page, because women's cosmetics is a confusing and scary thing.

>>34150218
jesus what the fuck
i like it

>>34150215
GET TO WORK NIGGA

I'm going to buy and 12 pack of gorilla munch and I don't even like cereal. What have you people done to me?

>>34149777

Here's one just for you.

>be a pedophile
>fantasize about chaining a five-year-old in your basement and torturing them into loving you
>not socially-acceptable
>too much of a pussy to act on it since you got maced at chuck-e-cheese's a couple years back by some bitch who didn't want you putting the moves on her kid
>sexually-frustrated
>decide to get a fluffy pony
>it talks like a little kid, but it's just a dumb animal, you tell yourself, it has no feelings and nobody cares if bad shit happens to it
>it runs around saying it wants to eat or play or something - you don't give a shit.
>it has hair down there
>boner dead
>fuck

>>34150230
IMAGE LIMIT
I have at least two more.

>>34150215
Why do you have to keep mocking me with my drawing>

>>34150218
I can see now.
That spider looks really sympathetic.

>>34150227
Go away /g/

>>34150234
thank you thank you thank you anon Im still up any more requests requests?

>Rooming with one of the Mane 6

If I had to choose, it would probably be Twilight. As long as you put books back where they belong, she'd have little to no problem with you.

I almost Said Fluttershy, but honestly she seems like she'd get all worried about you if you came home late without telling her, and she'd probably sneak in to your bed if she gets scared which might end up awkward.

>>34150255
if they're like that... yeah
could you do twilight lying on her back with her body punctured with a bunch of shards of broken glass?

NEW THREAD
>>34150259
>>34150259
>>34150259
>>34150259
>>34150259
>>34150259
>>34150259
>>34150259

>>34150258
I think i would go with Twilight because that library man, that fucking library. The rest of the main six are a pretty even match but their houses just don't cut it.

>>34150247

I was offending you? Oh sorry, I didn't mean too.

>>34150258
If you wouldn't relish the idea of Fluttershy crawling into bed with you because she's scared, then you don't deserve her.

Twilight: Respectful, quiet, only potential problem is she's a night owl. The real problem is Spike and your loose change.

Rainbow Dash: she's never home. when she's home, "You ass! Did you eat my yogurt? I told you not to touch my yogurt. Quit eating my goddamn food. Oh, and I *accidentally* dragged sandpaper across your monitor."

Rarity: "Your room is a mess. Clean it." your room is immaculate save for a pair of candy wrappers and a rubber band.

Pinkie Pie: JESUS FUCK TURN THE GODDAMN MUSIC DOWN IT'S LIKE 4 IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND IT'S BEEN GOING FOR THREE DAYS

Applejack: it's not even light out yet, why the fuck are you slamming shit around, jesus.

Fluttershy: "Oh, um, I was wondering. Could you possibly, maybe, let me make a path for some of the animals between the bed and TV?" Also, stench of potsmoke.

>>34149991
>that feel when you realize that Rainbow Dash's parents are never home
>that feel when you realize Daring-Do looks way too much like Rainbow
>that feel when Daring-Do is never home, either
>That feel when Rainbow never connects the dots

>>34150258
>Scared Fluttershy sneaking into my bed
Sounds good to me, bro.

>>34150273
Well, you manipulated the face and reposted it continually.
That's pretty mean, bro

>>34150288

I'm sorry bro, but I really do like the reaction image I made out of it. Keep in mind I didn't do it out of hate or to mock you, I do stuff like that when i'm GALO SENGENing.

>>34150333
Whatever, I don't mind.
You're free to roam about

>>34150333

why do you always pick on autists, dafty!

YOU ARE SO MEAN

>>34150383
>>34150333
and then all was well in ponyland

>>34150279

that was intentional to illustrate rainbows mental connection to her, which is what drew her into the book in the first place.