>rape

If you could kill off one of the main six ponies which would you choose?

I'd go for Twilight because I hate Tara Strong. There I said, no regrets.

DON'T STOP KEEEEEP ON ROOOOOLLIN MOTTO TOKU E
KI O NUKEBA INOCHI WA NAI NO SA BUCHIKOME RED ZONE
KEEP ON BUUUUUUURNING SOOOOOUL ATSUKU MOYASHITE
ARASHI NO YO NI SUBETE O KE CHIRASE FURUSUROTTO DE FURUSUPIDO DE
IKU ZE CLEAR MIND

>>34147407

>>34147407
The current VA landscape must be a nightmare for you.

Pony should recline on pony nonsexually

Sup MLPG!

What's on the agenda tonight?

>>34147390
that picture took me an hour to make.
godamn.

Look at that.

What a pathetic excuse for a living being.

does anyone know how to make a colour look more transparent in paint tool sai ? like for shadows and stuff
or do you just pick a new colour completely ?

>>34147407
Fluttershy.

>>34147455

I'm going to ejaculate all over your hometown

>>34147464

>>34147464
but i lover her anyway

>>34147437
I hate that woman so much. She's so overrated. Grey Delisle is another one.

>>34147470
Does Sai not have layers and layer transparency?

>>34147407
Pinkie Pie. What a cuntbag she is all the time.

>rape

>>34147407
Applejack, she's boring.

>>34147475
>one of the main six

Nation of Violence. or Domination.

>>34147470
Could you explain further?

Otherwise my answer is changing the layer mode to "multiply"

GOTTA GO FAST

Which hand of Gilda's are you supposed to shake?

>>34147455
not pony, thats for sure

>>34147450

Wah!

What are we gonna do on the BonBon?

So tell me anon who wrote the Fluttershy fic, is it a >feel fic?
If it's smut I will be very disappointed in you.

>>34147455
I'm waiting for >rape

fluttershy feel time
>Spring has come, the warm sun, the fresh air, and the green grass make it almost like heaven
>Fluttershy is busy at work making sure all the animals are taken care of her friends usually leave her to her business this time of year as she is too busy to worry about anything else
>You decent to take a walk out to meet her carrying a pinic basket
>When you arrive she is is out helping the animals find mates to spend the upcoming months with
>"Hey fluttershy!"
>"Oh my Anon what are you d-doing here?"
>"No one has seen you in a while I thought I would bring you a nice lunch"
>"Oh how thoughtful of you anon... I have been so busy I haven't had time to eat"
>"Well I hope you like it, comeon the walk got me hungry let's eat"
>She looks around at the animals, you don't realize the mating of all the animals has gotten to her
>"C-cloud we uhm... go inside my house... I don't want any a-animals running off with my lunch..."
>"Ha sure, besides I forgot drinks and I am thirsty after walking this far out"

Where's that fluttershyrapesanon greentext?

>>34147455
How goes the pony dubbing?

>>34147503
SHAZBOT

>>34147486
The pool of VAs is stagnant. The job pays shit all around so not many people get into it.

>>34147407
Rarity.

All she dose is whine. She wouldn't be whining six feet under, would she?

>>34147467
you guys, I think I'm about to draw a of a pony or Danchopping off Sweetie Belle
s head with an axe.

>>34147455
My agenda? It is of the homosexual variety.

>>34147525
sweat making your chest well known
>"heh... me too... the sun I mean... it's hot"
>you follow her in and she let's you in first, you think nothing of it as she is always kind
>You walk in and here a click... fluttershy only locks the door when scared, but pay it no mind
>"oh anon.. just uhh unpack your thing-FOOD on the table I'll be back in a jiffy"
>"uh, Okay FS"
>You notice she is a bit off, "must be the animals" you tell yourself
>After unpacking she comes down... in lace... you have never seen her this way before, you never noticed her womanly under that oversided shirt
>Her face red, her crotch obviously wet, her large chest going in and out as she breaths heavy
>she walks upto the table
>"Anon I am sorry about this... I- I can't control myself, I need it... I need to feel a male in me, I need you I need you to mate with me..."
>You staring heavily at her large breasts, round ass, and wet pussy, find the words hard to say" W-Wha? Fluttershy I-I"
>She jumps on you knocking you to the floor
>"Sorry anon but seeing all the animals mate... I can't control this urge... forgive me"

gotta sleep, but can't.

>>34147525

>cloud we go inside

>>34147407
>hating Tara Strong

How is this even possible.

>>34147537
>dose

>>34147496
Applejack is boring? I thought Fluttershy is the boring one. She is THE moeblob of the series.

And Rarity's hoity toity southern belle schtick is just annoying.

>>34147503
STILL TOO SLOW

>>34147556
too deep for you

>>34147546
>She proceeds to tear through your shirt and brings off your pants. For such a calm girl she really gets the clothes off fast
>She inserts you into herself bouncing herself up and down violantly
>Her pussy so wet and so tight, you lose control youself, you want her... you want her all
>You reach around her back, almost clawing at it, she let's out screams the likes of which you never heard before, she claws your chest back.
>You feel her pussy pulse as she lets out her first orgasm
>The strenght of her orgasm makes you cum as well both realising at the same time feels incredible
>You start to loose control as you slip deeper into her needs
>You pull her close fucking her harder, you proceed to flip her over mounting her doggy style, mounting her like an animal
>with in a minute she has cum again, she flings upward knocking you onto your back
>Before you know it she puts her pussy on your mouth forcing you to eat it out until she orgasms once again... and again
>You can't remember how much you have cum, but your dick is sore any you are worn out
>You slack off a bit, you can't take anymore
>"Oh... N-No you D-On't"
>Just then she forces something into your mouth some pill, and hold your mouth shut until you swallow it
>you feel energized again, you don't know what it is but you want her more
>You take turns trying to dominate the other in sex, every time you try to get up she forces you back down as if a master forcing a pet to come
>She rides your cock until the morning
>your dick cumming nothing by now is exaughsted, your dick in pain, you can't even move it has been hours since she has stopped riding your dick
>She is panting violently.... "I-I.. sorry anon... I- I can't control myself this time of year..."
>Exgausted she falls onto you, both panting heavily
>I....hope... you can... forgive me...
>The...pleaser...was all... mine
>rests her head on your chest and you both fall into a deep sleep...until tomorrow....

>>34147511
It was dubs and they write a feels fic for you. I won and suggested Fluttershy raping anon so enjoy.

>>34147547
Sleepy pone should get together with coffee pone.

>>34147537
The rest of the pones would simply have reoccurring "episodes" where they imagine what it would be like for her to be there.

....Like Six Feet Under.

>>34147554
as siad in prvisu threa I am drunk what do you expect Motzart?

>>34147407
Well I'd probably say non- Wait, you hate Tara Strong?

Can we vote kick this guy from /co/?

>boring ponys

Which pony is LEAST boring when they're onscreen?

ANON

I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW!

EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T LOVE ME

I LOVE YOU!

>>34147498
challenge accepted brother!

GOING ON A DATE?
CATCH IT WITH YOUR FACE!

>>34147582

i expect Spell Check.

>>34147567
>realising
>strenght
>loose

>>34147570
I am disappoint in you.

>>34147591

>>34147546
>>34147567
Holy... shit

I actually got hard to a mlp fic... am I doomed /co/?

>>34147591
Bravespark please go

>>34147587

Pinkie.

one of my least favorite ponies, but shit happens when she's on-screen.

>>34147616
Doomed to fap to ponny. It's not such a bad fate.

>your entry fee into an assassin rank battle will never pay for applejack to sing at a stadium before you kill her.

>>34147537
She whines no matter how deep in the ground you put her.

>>34147616
>humanized

Uh, no.

>>34147601
>>34147598
>Drunk dude writing fan fic
Do you honestly think it will be perfect?

>>34147587
Celestia
motherfucking godpowers

Thread barely started and it's already shit.

>>34147587
eh, rainbow I guess. always doing something funny even if she's not the focus of the episode. flyttershy whispering isn't that hilarious even tho she's my favorite

>>34147591

It's fine, I love and appreciate your existence in this world.

>>34147616
He is using humans so no, human feelfic is still normal fic

>>34147567
This is humanized, right?

>Someone tells fluffy pony about the joys of reading
>She eats all your books

>>34147332

>>34147633
How about the center of the planet? She's collapse from the pressure as well as turn into a pile of ash.

>>34147616

it's Humanized, you aren't at risk. but it isn't a bad reality to live in.

>>34147635

yes.

>>34147642

I said what I meant and I meant what I said. Consider your hometown destroyed.

>>34147616
It's okay, anon. I got achingly hard to that Preggity fanfiction a while back.

The screwy thing is I'm on medication that's supposed to more or less kill my testosterone and/or sex drive, so ... it's doubly upsetting. At first.

>>34147616
Happened to me for the first time two (three?) days ago. Was a quick'n'dirty "Fluttershy and Anon trapped in winter snowstorm" scene. I have managed to continue to live a modestly productive life since then. I believe you too can make it through this.

>>34147650
That was not a feelfic.

That was a fapfic.

>this whole thread
Oh wow I never wished ill on so many strangers over the net.

Go to bed

>>34147651
YUPPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>34147659
took your time but thanks anyway

>You will never fight Big Macintosh to the death to rank as an assassin and then build a giant mecha, beneath the pool in his old mansion to fight a football jock assassin and his small army of rocket cheerleaders.

>>34147617
b-but anon!
>>34147644
thanks bro

>>34147633
And her whining would probably cause an earthquake big enough to let lava fill the land.

>>34147673
I was getting breakfast sorry.

>>34147672
Oh thank god.

>>34147671
I just wanted my feelfic anonymous.

Is that so much to ask?

>>34147567
> the pleaser was all mine
> pleaser
Well
I mean if she's the pleaser and anon has her, I guess that works

>>34147671
I can't go to sleep without reading anything nowadays.

Read with me?

>>34147665

What the fuck are you even talking about, bro?

Humanized is most deviant of them all, you make me sick

>>34147688

but that wasn't even a feelfic.

>>34147669
HEY I WRONTE THAT ONE TOOO

luna speecking voice

>>34147605
I like you too friend.

>>34147699
I know.

I just stated it was a fapfic in my last post.

I'd make a Fluttershy feelfic if I could think of a good setting. Someone throw me one.

Humanized or not, I... I won't give in. I will not give in!

>>34147699
U feell something when raped therfor feel == rape

I'm out of incredibly specific "you will never" feels.

>>34147713

you will.

>>34147712
Fluttershy is stuck in a dryer

>>34147713
Yes, you will.
Imagine it, anon.
She's looking at your dick, right now.

>>34147712
You find her in your closet.

>>34147694
how about "cupcakes"

>Tabasco tries to hide her accent, for some reason.
>Occasionally she slips up and goes full Louisiana.
>She hates when you point it out, and tries to deny it exists.

>Few days pass.
>You are trudging towards the kitchen but you notice animated chatter in the kitchen.
>Its one way.
>Doesn't take you long to realize who is talking to whome.
>Tabasco and Swiffer are talking to one another, the bottle pony chatting away, the duster trying her best to keep up with her movements.
>You notice Tabasco sounds different, she is talking using her accent, seeming not to care who hears it.
>Swiffer sees you out of the corner of her eye and moves to wave at you.
>Tabasco looks at you like you just stabbed her, dropping her accent and demanding to know why you are in her kitchen.
>Swiffer looks at Tabasco in shock, starts to make more motions at her.
>Tabasco stammers, trying to explain why she covers up her accent.
>She stumbles over the wording, over mostly everything.
>Swiffer silently chuckles at her.

Hmmm. Mmmm.
Still boring. Still boring.
Hmmm. . .

>>34147712
Lost in the woods, building a cave into a make shift cave and having FS as your cavewoman

>>34147739
Here we go again

>>34147732
Ehh.
>>34147738
I like this. I can work with this.

>>34147635
>Drunk dude writing a fic.
How do you think Tabasco was formed?!

good day poniros from /co/ i have decided to join you
>in b4 hate

>>34147713
Say wut?

>mfw i tried to write a feelfic once

feels are overrated. and also a /v/ thing.

>>34147752
I can only think of Glitter's "stalkershy" series
> open the closet door
"Can I touch penis? No? Not even a little? Okay."

>>34147713
read these, and tell me you don't get a boner
>>34147567
>>34147546

>>34147737
>Fapping to not human ponies

>>34147756
Stay a little longer and you'll be fapping like us.

>>34147756
Who are you?

>>34147756

DEMON KING PICCOLO, YOUR REIGN IS OVER

>>34147743
>Swiffer pony
>thinking
We already decided Swiffer pony has fluffy pony level intelligence. Dont you keep up with your fanon?

>>34147767
rage might be a /v/ thing

but >feels are universial

>>34147775
>implying that there's any good humanized art around anymore.
Fuck, everybody stopped making good humanized stuff a long time ago.

>>34147756
Welcome to MLPG.

Please remember, there is no agreement here, except that there is no agreement.

Please feel free to argue with all the tripfriends and Anons here.

No pony is best pony. All ponies are worst pony. Unless they are not.

>>34147790

feels came from KS. KS came here, god knows why. feels followed KS.

>>34147774

I have, and there was the slightest tingly feeling in my dick.

BUT I CAN'T LET THIS GO ON ANY LONGER

>>34147756
been looking for a chance to post this

I tried to write fanfiction but I stopped giving a fuck half way through.

>>34147785
I thought she was just mute. Not really full fluffy, but sort of scatterbrained.

I was late to the party but I have seen the leaked episode

so...how many ships did sink like the titanic itself?

>>34147785
>Swiffer is as retarded as Nathan.
Please.
She made Tabasco a fucking Valentine.
Sometimes she can be kinda brilliant.

Where the fuck did she even find the flower to make that valentine?!

>>34147756
Oh look, another tripfag who's probably completely useless.

>>34147776
ah, good fellow, i come from the threads of /b/
i have been fapping to ponies for ages

>>34147823
>Swiffer pony
>Doing anything other than roaming the house and cleaning mindlessly

>>34147816
is that blacksad?

>>34147836
>From /b/
Demon please go

>people think swiffer pone is smart
STOP CHANGING MY FANON READ THE ARCHIVE OH GOD

>>34147803

i know that feel. the bubble has burst.

>>34147816
Blacksad pages ? On my /co/ ?

>>34147821
I know that feel bro
>>34147775
>not wanting to have sex with Spitfire
>>34147836
Welcome, /b/tard. Is that faggot Leo still posting VGcats?

>>34147836

Don't be fooled, it's an imposter.

>>34147836
Fuck off.

>>34147836
>/b/

Time to go to the filter with ya.

>>34147775
you must be new here...

>>34147846
yes
>you will never be greeted at the door of your favorite dive by 4 super-chill iguana dudes

>>34147852
>Getting mad about OC fanon
>Implying we give a shit about your fanon
>Implying the archive is working

>>34147834
proven right in less than two posts.

>mfw I keep getting these ideas for MLP fanfics and want to actually write them
I hate myself sometimes.

SO MLPG

HAVE YOU BEEN GOING FAST?

>>34147852
I thought she just made little robot sounds, like a child pretending to be a robot. When she gets mad, she sounds just like R2-D2.

>>34147836
If your not gonna contribute post as anon.

>>34147634
I imagined pony Fluttershy anyway, and ignored the reference to breasts.

FUCK

LAST TIME I LOOKED AT THE TIME IT WAS 1 AM

>People bitching about Swiffer being smart or not.
Sometimes.

>>34147828
0

>>34147495
"I'm so glad I found you, I saw something in this book that we should try"

>>34147834
He's not nearly as useless as I am. I am the most useless of them all.

>>34147856
indeed he is, but he's a nice guy.
over there at least
>>34147872
oh my. here i was thinking you guys would be alright

>>34147879
>Archive
>Broken
You living in the past dude? It's fine now. It keeps thread 34038745 at the top for some reason, but the newest thread is always below it, it still tracks unconfirmed posts, and it still collects threads. It's been working fine since the 503's ended.

>>34147884

>get an idea for an actual fanfic
>try to write it
>mfw

>>34147887
Indeed.
I wanna unlock Brute, even though his fractal nades got nerfed.
I enjoy playing Soldier, but it's hard to cap when TurretsturretsturretsforcefieldsBrutestandingonflag

>>34147887
Yes. The soldier class is fun, and I've started to get the hang of going fast and base defense. However, I frequently find myself repairing things, so I am saving for the Technician.

mfw a small part of me wants to tripfag even though i would be completely fucking useless

>>34147904
What else are we going to do? It's not like a new episode dropped recently or anything.

>>34147913
and you're still my favorite tripfag of them all. never contribute. never change.

So does anyone here contribute to Friendship is Kinky?

>>34147916
>nice guy
so this is the kind of faggotry you are up to now Leo?

>>34147938
What the fuck is that?

>>34147917
Oh, it's fixed?
I don't really pay attention to that kinda stuff. My mistake.

Did anyone find that pic of Coke and Pizza pony fucking?
It was posted yesterday

>>34147938

Anyone remember that post about Swiffer ponies identifying unclean things in robotic voices and converging on them to clean them? Something about anon getting cleaned to death.

>>34147949
An interactive fapfic on writing.com.

>>34147957
I heard it in Garrus' voice.

FACK.

>>34147899
>that feel when you use track of time with MLPG, Tribes, STALKER and Visual novels

at least its Saturday tommorow

>>34147947
well it's true, not much i can do about it

>>34147916
Are you here to discuss ponies or discuss being here, with ponies? This is important.

>>34147828
Uhhh... Just about any with Caramel (though given all the caramels we've seen in backgrounds, that's not saying much since there were two bon bons in a crowd shot, though multiple bon bons might explain her different voices)
And possibly any Big Mac ones, but that depends on how you read the ending.

Either way, I'd say Mac x Cheerlie is about as confirmed as Spike X Rarity. (given that rarity doesn't even wear the damn ruby outside outside of that episode...)

>>34147938

>Georgette Gets Big

>>34147916
We ARE all alright.
Don't mind my fellow /co/mrades, they are just being dicks as usual.

>>34147887

>going fast

no. buzz buzz.

>>34147976
Caramel has a legit canon GF

Cannot be argued with

>>34147955
here you go

>>34147999
Ah yes someone finally did it.

>>34147975
let's just say i want to get to know other threads other than the /b/ one

>Get a new Swiffer wet jet pony
>She's happily humming to herself in her box on the way home
>You set her loose
>She heads over to the slightly dirty linoleum floor
>There's a terrible hacking sound
>A fine jet of soapy water fires from her mouth
>She starts to clean

>>34147999

>dash twilight pinned.jpg

No...

>>34147924
get pathfinder

get long Reach perk against bodyblockers,

it works,

>>34148009
Go away.

>>34148004
Thank you!

>>34147983
quite alright, i've had way worse
how are you, kind anon?

>>34148004
> realize together they'd smell like a Pizza Hut
I frew up a little.

>>34147935
It's funny, considering I made Swiffer as a one off.
Kinda a "Aw fuck, that shit became a pony!" and then I may have accidently rubbed her against Tabasco that one time, NOW THEY ARE A COUPLE.
Sure shes mute, but she can communicate.
Unfortunately for the Anon in the story, he cannot understand a lick of what she signs to him.
>Much to Tabasco's enjoyment.

>>34147955
Chech faceless jr's da

>>34147878
reality is so cruel

>>34147999
>implying he isnt bisexual
>implying he isnt dating that tarted up whore to keep up appearances
>implying he doesnt sneak away at night to suck Big Mac's thick, throbbing ponycock.

>>34148023
Please refrain from using any form of contact with the new tripfags.

Thank you, and have a nice day.

>>34147999
aw damn

Who all here has attempted to write pony fanfiction?

Obviously people who have already written one story or more need not respond.

>>34148012
How does swiffer pony clean?
she shimmys and vibrates on everything?
non- sexually of freaking course.

>>34147924
DID fractal grenades get nerfed? they still hit hard as fuck and can clear a generator room easily

>>34148004

>>34147957
There will be more as I find them.

>>34148031
>asking people how they are doing
Just fuck off back to /b/ already.

You get stranded on an island with one pony.
Who is it?
You only have one week with them before help arrives.

>>34148018

What kind of reaction is that?

>>34148041
Any of these.

>>34148041
I'm in this situation right now. Not joking. F-fuck. I wasted six years in college without dating guys.

would /co/ fight for its most favorite pony?

>>34148056
Dash. She just flies the fuck away and leaves me.

>>34148050
I think she brushes herself up against things.

>>34147938
>Anime Dog Fart Torture
>HA HA WHAT A RIDICULOUS TITLE IT MUST BE HILARIOUS
>look it up
>it's seriously about animated dogs farting

>>34148048

what I did cannot even be called fanfiction. to do so would imply some semblance of originality. all I did was ponify a children's book I remembered from when I was growing up

i am not proud of myself

>>34148041
>tying to justify bisexuality
Just accept it anon
>>34148047
Still cute but all for naught now

>>34148031
>>>/soc/

>>34148058

>>34148054
There's a macro/micro pony there too. How many chapters does it have?

>>34148056
Rarity.
I would turn her into my little tom tom.

>>34148048
I have written, but have not completed, one fanfic. I never, ever fucking plan to release it to the internet because it is a tragedy. It was fun writing it though

who the fuck talks about ponies all day

>>34148056
twilight. she's got magic, which could be useful. i could spend a week on an island with her.

>inb4 some crazy twist

>>34148056
Make them humanized and then we'll talk.

>>34148080

well, it was fun while it lasted

>>34148022
I'll keep that in mind. Thanks for the tip.
>>34148052
Yeah, they got nerfed recently. They do like, 9% less damage and aren't effective against armored targets (Gens, turrets, etc) any more. Check the patch notes.

>>34148056
Celestia. She flies back to land while I ride on her back nonsexually.

>>34148056
Luna or Celestia

>>34148052
they are useless now against armored targets: vehicles, gens, etc

they still pack a punch, though

>>34148094
>Twilight teleports away and leaves you on the island
>you're eaten by a water dragon

>>34148094
Why would Twist be in that Island? Is she a SLIGHTLY MENTAL SCIENTIST?

This pony in jelly is us. That is sad.

you guys are dicks, i like it

>>34148132

but look

he is having fun, enjoying himself

how could that be us

>>34148056

Rarity, duh.

>>34147938
No, but I've read some of it

>>34148132
This male dressed as a female hedgehog is us.

>>34148088
I haven't seen that one yet, but I do see a FiM weight gain story has 152 chapters.

>>34148094

>SHE WAS THE ISLAND ALL ALONG

so we are called ponyfags

and we are different from bronies, and pony4chan or EQD

how different are we exactly?

>>34148120
fuck! i knew it!

why twilight! you're my waifu ;_;

>>34148128
i knew i should have used a word other than twist...

>>34148175
>And then a skeleton popped out!

>>34148183
>no mustache...

>>34148183
We feel shame. That is the major difference.

>>34148183
We don't wear pony shirts and say Love and Tolerance?

>>34148183
We keep this shit on the down low as opposed to singing about it in public waving pony toys around

>>34148056

Fine, I'll stay on the island with Applejack. It'll be alright long as we work together. One week length is kind of a joke though.

>>34148146

Is anyone else disturbed by how much Jelly pony seems to like that Sweetie Belle is watching him?

>>34148056
>ITS JUST ME AND THE LITTLE FLUTTERSTIR.
>I WRESTLE DOWN SOME TREES WHILE SHE WRANGLES SOME OF THE WILDLIFE TO HELP OUT.
>SHE COMES BACK EMPTY, THE OTHER WRESTLETEAM IS PLAYIN DIRTY
>NOT TODAY, BROTHER.
>DIVE INTO THE WATER AND START WRESTLING THE OCEAN.
>THE ENTIRE OCEAN, BOOM, YEAH!
>PILEDRIVE THAT ISLAND BACK INTO THE MAINLAND
>ME AND THE FLUTTERSTIR RELISH IN OUR VICTORY!

>>34148183
do you air your dirty laundry in public?
EQD and bronies do.
we don't.

>>34148183
our name is 2 letters longer

>>34148188

>Suddenly musical number

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w

>>34148183
We regret the terrible things we do.

>>34148183

we at least pretend to keep our ponyfaggotry separate from our actual lives.

So, Y'all see the new episode?

>>34148183
We're self aware of our massive faggotry and don't spout it everywhere we go thinking we're cool.

>>34148183
>how different are we exactly?

We feel shame, and limit ourselves to anonymous message boards. We don't make reference to the show otherwise. If Bronies hadn't been so fucking gay losers, then we might be able to just casually mention liking the show. But no. They had to be super faggots and ruin it for everyone.

>>34148203
except for the fapping to cartoon horses part

>>34148183
I don't really identify with most of the people in these threads. Non 4chan ponyfags don't really concern me, just the ones in my immediate internet vicinity. So to me the only real distinction that matters is if you were posting on /co/ before you started watching ponies or if you migrated after. I still think of myself as a /co/mrade first, ponyfag second. I rarely visit these threads anymore except on Saturdays.

>>34148048
I wrote a prologue to a Deus Ex themed pony story during the height of augmented pony craze.
I worked a bit off of some people thinking Spike, as a Dragon, would abhor augmentation as unnatural, combine with the idea of Rarity and Twilight being at the head of the Augmenting frontier, Spike ends up as the Adam Jensen.

Sadly enough, I even drafted out in my mind how it would end up going as things continued.

Namely a later reveal that Rarity was dead all along and had uploaded her mind into cyberspace at some point after being kidnapped.

Spike would end up finally reaching he cell to discover a dusty, heavily augmented body with a few decayed organic bits and listen to Rarity apologize to him through his comm link.

>>34148230
>slowpoke.jpg

>>34148133
good, because we hate you. We hate /b/ we hate /v/ we hate bronies, we hate equestria daily, we all the artists, we hate the show, and best of all we hate each other.

>>34148183

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsFb-sLLqig

these are bronies.

we are not these people.

>>34148230
Yup. There were a few saying that they were waiting until Saturday, but I assume they've abandoned the general until then because >spoilers.

Fluttershy feels time.

>another long day at your fluffy pony adoption business
>you can't wait to get home
>it's cold, so cold, winter is a bitch
>finally get to the house
>get in, it's bizarrely empty, Fluttershy's not home
>"Eh, guess she must've gone out to get milk or something"
>go to the bedroom to get in some more comfortable clothing, slippers, sweat pants, that kind of thing
>hear a tiny "meep" as you pass the closet
>stop for only a second, you know what's going on
>she's trying to play a game with you, she's trying to be more of a fun person because she thinks you think she's boring
>or maybe she just wants to watch you undress
>A knowing smile spreads across your face
>you continue your business, pretending not to hear her
>"she's peeking at me half naked, I know it"
>you take your time changing your clothes
>hear another tiny meep while you're only in your underwear
>you walk to the closet, pretending she's not there
>BOO!
>you yank it open, see her crouching on the floor, she squeals
>You jump down and hug her, making fake monster noises as you tickle her under her shirt
>she starts giggling loudly
>after the fun subsides, you take a finger under her blushing chin, make her beautiful eyes meet yours, and kiss her deeply
>she rests her head on your bare chest, cooing quietly with contentment

>>34148203
>>34148208
>>34148214
>>34148220
>>34148227
>>34148228
>>34148232
>>34148235
extreme degrees of shame-mind

>>34148250

we like the show the same way /v/ likes video games

>>34148250
We...we ALL the artists?

Even that guy who drew fat pinkie?

>>34148225
I kinda want to play Elevator: Source now.

>>34148048
I tried writing a... Rarity and Applejack shipping story.

It was okay, but I just never felt like finishing it.

Hey guys, look what I found

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1YpexJ-z2A&feature=related

>>34148230

Don't be ridiculous, the new episode doesn't air until Saturday. Are you implying there was some kind of leak? Hah, what a joke!

Get out of this city.

>>34148183

We go the Dexter Morgan route. We like this show. We are horrifically obsessed with it. But you'll never catch us telling anyone outside of this thread about it.

>>34148266
YOU HAVE NO IDEA

HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE FEELS

>>34148250
<3
faget

>>34148275
especially that guy
we him so fucking hard...

>>34148056
Random number generator, 1 through 6, to pick which of the primary six I get.
Because I love them all equally.

>>34148250
Was that deliberate?

>>34148275
we artists now.

>>34148250
Stop feeding the troll dumpass.

>>34148048
Guilty.

>>34148266
I have two questions:

1) Human?
2) How am I supposed to >feel when I don't know these feels?

>>34148254
i will never ever watch that video.

even seeing the name i can feel the spaghetti

>>34148282
So much fun to listen to

>>34148289
TOO BAD.
FEELS ARE NOW ILLEGAL!

>>34148319

Honestly I haven't made it past when they start singing

>>34148183
We just like to circlejerk and feel superior.

Everyone outside of 4chan knows that the annoying pizza huts are the minority and the general "brony" (that is a male fan of the show) is actually more respected on the internet than a 4chan dweller.

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

>>34148286

Oh god, I am so glad I am not the only one who thinks of it like that.

>>34148310
>2011+1
>Saying dumpass
ISSHIGIDYGIDDIDY

>>34148327
>implying I won't break the law

>>34148322
Remix of the year all years

>>34148327
YOU'LL NEVER STOP MY >FEELS

>>34148048

i tried writing a SpitfirexLuna ship story.

it didn't even get past a page before i said "fuck it".

>>34148315
I suppose it could be either, though she's technically supposed to be human because of

>tickling her under her shirt

But you can just ignore the shirt part if you want.

>>34148332

you've obviously never encountered bronies on the internet

>>34148310
i'm honestly not here to troll.
like i said, knowledge motivates me.
that's why i dropped the tripcode

>>34148329
ugh, don't they sing wwu or something?

i've only heard basic descriptions of the faggotry in that video.

>>34148350
what are you good for then?

>>34148334
I'll say what I want!

>>34148286
Does this mean my love of this show may eventually lead me to commit murder? Considering the theme, will it be bronies I kill?

>>34148344
YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW, NOW PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTANCE

>>34148358
I did. They were nice people for the most part.

Nicer than 90% of the people on 4chan.

>>34148378
kill yourself faggot brony lover

>>34148332

THEN MY FATHER IS TRULY DEAD

>>34148372

Do you have the

>Filthy, dumb, brony scum

>>34148383
see?

>>34148225
>Wheel Skeleton Pony's face when

>>34148286
>your co-worker suspects you love ponies and you get locked in a battle of wills to hide your secret

>>34148378

bullshit dude, they spout memes and push the show on people who don't want anything to do with it, it's fucking embarrassing

How goes, MLPG?

>>34148355
I want it to be human but I'm tired and don't read.

>>34148377
>I'm the thane

Where is your God now?

>>34148254
ITS LIKE THE ENTIRE VIDEO IS MADE OUT OF SPAGETTI SPITTING FROM THEIR POCKET

>>34148344

>Implying we're not high right now

>>34148378
Nice but nice for the wrong reasons.

>>34148371

straight-up fapfics.

but i haven't been able to summon up enough fucks to do one in a while.

>>34148048
You know that NaPoWriMo event done last September? The one where we have to write 50000 words of fanfiction in one month? Yeah, I finished that.

>>34148087
Hey quit stealing my schtick.

>>34148407
I missed your stream 'cuz you started streaming right when I went to bed :V
I so upset

i want, no.. i NEED more >feels !

>>34148266
Okay, I don't, nor have I ever perused MLPG, but I have to just ask this. How do you sleep at night knowing you wrote this?

>>34148333

My man!

>>34148405

I am so glad my insane stalker ex-girlfriend blew him up.

>>34148407
Pretty dern good

>>34148374
Murder? doubtful
Rape is more likely

>>34148406
those are the minority. As i said most people outside of 4chan who identify themselves as "bronies" aren't the memes pouting creepy kind.

The meme spouters are just very vocal.

>>34148374

yes, lets start killing the bronies

>>34148456
Can't we just put them to forced labor?

>>34148414
I KNEW IT. like i said, just seeing the video name i can feel the spaghetti.

it's even worse than i'm imagining isn't it?

worse than the spaghetti-con singalong?

mfw ponies are real

>>34148456
Yes...yes. This is an excellent idea.

>>34148395
We're saying stuff people would be telling you in the real world.
Try hanging out with those fags around town and see how far you get without someone looking at you like you have dicks hanging out of your nose.

We, on the other hand, just sit on here and bad mouth each other. I like to think of it as a reminder to not go out and say, "DID YOU CATCH THE NEW PONY EPISODE!?" because that's weird in social interactions. We just keep it here and that's it. I'm sure there's a few that stray off, but I'm sure they regret it.

>>34148441
I really liked doakes as well.

>>34148374

If anyone discovers your horrible secret, you will have no choice but to murder them.

Do it. Fluttershy wants you to.

>>34148456
good luck with that. cut one head and three take its place
hail equestria!

>>34148460

put to death any who are of greater height than a cart axle, so that no-one may rise up against you.

I feel that not enough Japanese fancomics of MLP had been shown. Here's one simple step of rectifying that. I know /co/ loves Japanese comics. Especially the Japanese part. And like all good comic, you don't even need to know what they say!

>>34148453

That hasn't been my experience

>>34148440
I dunno, get tired enough to fall asleep I guess. Dwelling on shit like that is unhealthy anon.

>>34148441
>>34148473
>that feel when spoilers
I knew I should have listened to the people telling me to watch past the end of season one. Dang!

>>34148465
Imagine a bunch of 'bronies' walking down the street with picket signs. In the distance you hear a girl shout "Losers!" They continue to march on unperturbed by this towards a Pizza Hut.

When will you guys shut the fuck up about bronies? Every single fucking time I come here you guys bitch about bronies doing some stupid shit. Why is what they do relevant to you what so ever?

>>34148473

It sucks how they killed Doakes, but it was a pretty good season.

>>34148482
Question for the American folks among you. Have you ever played this 'Apple Bobbing' game in your life? Is it that fun?

>>34148505

Somebody asked, didn't they?

>>34148505
They reflect badly on us.

>>34148505
Seriously, it's really fucking annoying.

>>34148505
i-it's not like we like t-them or anything ~♥desu !

>>34148482

Do the japs like the show?

I remember someone reporting on a chat room of jap moe fans talking about the show. They said the characters were too assertive.

>>34148510
I don't think anyone plays it
I think it just exists in fiction

>>34148482
Second page is where the punchline is. Sorry about that.

>>34148510
I've never tried it. Seems sort of silly to me.
I might try it some day just to say I did.

>>34148498
hey trese i love you

tahts all good nihgt

>>34148526
Who gives a flying fuck?

>>34148496
i like your >feels thanks for sharing them.

>>34148505

in the same way that bikers don't want the actions of the Hell's Angels to be how the world judges all bikers.

I find myself unable to get angry at thread drama.

>>34148510

They had it at my grade school once for Halloween

after like, 3-4 people had done it there were huge ribbons of snot floating in the water

of course, because of this I chose to abstain

[spoilers]Although others didn't.

>>34148483
because your observational bias and your need to feel superior to "them" is preventing you from ever having any other experience when really, 90% of the "bronies" do the same shit you do here. They talk about the show on boards and forums other than /co/ and are otherwise normal people. A bigger stigma on the internet is to be associated with 4chan.

>>34148539
>last panel
>Luna masturbates as Celestia watches and gets a wingboner

>>34148503
oh dear fucking god.

and i'm going to bronycon. i'm going to be in the same room with these fuckers.

how much ammo should i be bringing with me?

>>34148543
You're very welcome, thanks for reading it.

>>34148542
the same people who care about furries, sonicfags and reddit
see: 4chan

>>34148510

Arizona Amerifat here; no I have never played bobbing for apples. In this day in age unless your in a rural area I would suspect you'd only play it at Halloween parties.

I wouldn't know...I never been to any parties outside family ones...

>>34148434
Aww, sorry man.

>>34148443
Good to hear

>>34148560

>going to bronycon

YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!

ONE OF THEM! ONE OF THEM!

>>34148465

>>34148563
read and capped. look forward to future writings from you

>>34148573

>Arizona

mah nigga

Finally

>Drive around in a van with "magical adventures" spray painted on the side
>Play a fun little tune as I go
>Fluffy ponies flock to the van by the dozens

>>34148505
It's fun to rag on bronies, makes us all feel better. It's completely relevant to these threads most of the time, so you're going to have to deal with it like anything else you don't like in the general which is relevant to ponies.

>>34148542
If they just flung their excrement at each other, I wouldn't care. But as many of them harass show animators/Faust/VA's with their inane or idiotic garbage that sorta bothers me

>>34148573
>>34148594
Aw yeah, my niggas

>>34148505
Because we like bitching about things others do that bother us. Its fun

>>34148510
i have tried to play it once, at a Halloween party when i was a kid. It's fucking annoying as hell.

It was a game invented when winning an apple was something that would make you happy. So yeah, if we get back to like depression levels of sadness then there might be reason to bring it back.

>>34148539

>Second to last panel
>"You're trying to cheat me again!"

>>34148599
>not driving this van

hey, would anyone happen to have some screenshots of a story that was posted here a few days ago
I don't remember the name but it had big mac raping cheerilee and then killing scootaloo

>>34148560
Many magazines.

In fact, bring a couple ammo cans. Their fat will absorb most the bullets, so you can't be too sure.

>>34148599
>sell the nice ones to the clothing industry
>sell the fat ones to the sausage factory
>throw the rest in the river

>>34148605
This, I wish they'd just leave them the fuck alone.

>>34148622
>fun
Casual autist.

>>34148533
Like them enough to make porn of them! Not that many, though. And also, strangely, not quite that many shipping. Japanese people are weird.

>>34148579
no, really i'm not. i just want to see faust speak and report to the general live from the event.

i have free time and money, and nothing better to do.

>>34148631
EEYUP, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

that one? i don't have the caps of it, unfortunately.

>>34148643
I can't even tell what the hell is going on.

>>34148505
Funny... That's just what a Brony would say? Are you or have you ever been affiliated with the Brony Party, Anonymous?

but seriously, yeah, I do kind of wish we got some more diverse discussion. Some nights are good, some are bad. All I know is that going to Ponychan was like a trip into Hot Topic, I just felt so out of place I was practically pushed out my an unseen physical force.

>>34148599

What... what are you gonna do with all the little fluffy pones?

>>34148643

What is happening here?

>>34148600
>>34148622
Honestly, it might have been funny a while ago but now? In 2012? It stopped being funny a long time ago

>Not realizing the "Brony" video is a troll
>2010 + 2 pennies
ISHYGD-D-D-D-DUEL!

>>34148643
I feel like if I understood moon runes I would know what was going on in this picture.

>Scootaloo episode