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02/09/12(Thu)22:11 No.34140734More boneless pone, fresh from the tap
>One day You and Boneless, Fluffy Pone are chilling out watching some T.V.
>You sit on the couch as her silly putty like body slowly spreads over your coffee table
>Occasionally you have to pick her up and reposition her to keep her from falling off, but it is no big deal
>An old re-run of “The Blob” comes on, the movie is old and a little bit boring but you notice Boneless Pone's eyes go wide as she slowly reads the title
>”You sure want to watch this Boneless? It might be too scary for a little Pone like you” you ask already knowing the answer
>Boneless Pone nods her face furiously, “Yea I wan watch! I wan watch!”
>For the full 90 minutes Boneless Pone watches, you have ever seen her so attentive before
>The movie ends and it is well past Boneless Pone's bedtime, you quickly tuck her in and soon afterwards you yourself fall asleep
>In the morning you make yourself some breakfast and break out a new cup of applesauce for Boneless Pone
>You try and spoon feed the tiny, amorphous Pone but she stubbornly refuses
>”I don't wan a spoon!” she says sternly “I wanna AZORB it” a wild look flashing across her face as she tries to say the word absorb
>Playing along you take boneless Pone out of her table bowl and place her on the tile floor
>You place a dab of applesauce on the floor a foot away from her and watch
>Boneless Pone attempts a roar as she slowly rolls towards the sweet sauce on the floor
>Though she succeeds in rolling over the sauce she completely misses her mouth, instead smushing applesauce into where her forehead should be, the sticky gloop matting in her fluffy hair
>Though she failed to eat any applesauce you can't deny that she looks both incredibly proud and incredibly happy
>She giggles uncontrollably as she proclaims to the kitchen “I am DA BLOB! Fear meeee, I will eat you!” |
