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    73 KB MLP General Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:28 No.34137983  
    >Terry
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:29 No.34138009
    >rape
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:29 No.34138010
    >Terry
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:29 No.34138011
    >save Princess's daughter
    >receive balloon
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:29 No.34138016
    BUSTAH WOLF
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:29 No.34138019
    >Terry
    >> Link !Board4it.Q 02/09/12(Thu)20:29 No.34138020
    >Terry is best pone

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    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:29 No.34138021
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    >honk
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:29 No.34138027
    WHY CAN'T TERRY FLY
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:30 No.34138045
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    >Oh boy here we go
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/09/12(Thu)20:30 No.34138050
    >>34138027
    Terry small
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:30 No.34138051
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    >terry
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:30 No.34138057
    In the entire history of iTunes, this is the only time that it fucking up resulted in something good.

    >Seriously, why isn't anyone still talking about the new episode? Aren't people going to see it about now, after coming home from work?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:30 No.34138061
    >get pimp hat
    >become king
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:30 No.34138066
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    Talking about leaked episode is not permitted in this thread, only talk about last legit Dash episode
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:30 No.34138072
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    DO REAL LIFE PONIES WANT A BIG ADVENTURE TOO?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:30 No.34138074
    AROUND ZEBRAS
    NEVER ALGEBRA
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:30 No.34138080
    Okay, I was out for work the whole day. I'll ask:

    What the hell is Terry?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:31 No.34138095
    In some german comic Scootalo name is Terry.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:31 No.34138096
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    >Terru chanu
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:31 No.34138104
    >>34138027
    Because she is so >terryble.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:31 No.34138105
    >>34138080
    >never played Fatal Fury: Scootaloo edition
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/09/12(Thu)20:31 No.34138109
    >>34138057
    What the next episode going to be? The grumpy donkey one?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:31 No.34138117
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    >>34138080

    This is Terry. Say hello
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:31 No.34138121
    >>34138080
    Scootaloo's German porn name.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:31 No.34138124
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNG_lFShmkE

    >>Flood detection
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:31 No.34138128
    >>34138057
    It happened yesterday. The talk is almost all gone.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:31 No.34138132
    Link to leaked episode please?
    >> Juice 02/09/12(Thu)20:32 No.34138135
    >>34137983
    the fuck is terry
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:32 No.34138136
    >>34138104
    CARLOS!
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:32 No.34138139
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    Can >Terry fly?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:32 No.34138143
    >>34138072
    NO PONY CAN ESCAPE THE RUMBLE ARENA, BROTHER
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:32 No.34138146
    >>34138027
    Terry's wings are too small.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:32 No.34138147
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    Don't call me terry in front of my friends MLPG
    It's embarrassing
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:32 No.34138148
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    >>34138104
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:32 No.34138157
    >>34138132
    >Linkboard
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:32 No.34138158
    >>34138139
    Almost.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:32 No.34138161
    >>34138147
    Come on Scoots, we are just messing around we know you are mexican.
    >> Twaiuraito 02/09/12(Thu)20:32 No.34138162
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=006d0viGmv0

    Finally finished my interview with the Friendship is Witchcraft folks. I tried to ask the questions that /co/ wanted to know about.

    Yes, I am bad at audio editing. I know. Hope you enjoy it anyway.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:33 No.34138164
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    CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY!
    A) FiM gets a 4th season, with the same writers and music, but Gen3.5 art
    B) FiM gets a 4th season, with the same art, but Gen3.5 writing
    C) FiM gets a movie but it is the original G1MLP movie with an art update and little more
    D) FiM gets a movie, but it is written by the people who write the magazines
    E) FiM gets a 4th season AND a movie, but MLPG and Ponychan have to write them cooperatively
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:33 No.34138181
    >>34138164
    I stop watching the show.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:33 No.34138185
    >>34138164
    F
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:33 No.34138191
    >>34138164
    I pick E.
    >> Juice 02/09/12(Thu)20:33 No.34138193
    >>34138164
    E
    >> Sousuke !!9DB4HjTVG3V 02/09/12(Thu)20:33 No.34138195
    >>34138164
    E

    at least everyone know who's to blame when shit happens
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:33 No.34138200
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    >mftw when I anticipated a lot of Cheerilee fanart based on this episode and it never appeared.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:34 No.34138205
    >>34138164
    Probably A or E.
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/09/12(Thu)20:34 No.34138208
    >>34138164
    D

    Get some Terry
    >> Monochromatic !sBetaRZjoM 02/09/12(Thu)20:34 No.34138209
    >>34138164
    I'd have to choose E

    because fuck best option
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:34 No.34138211
    >>34138164

    D

    It will be amazing
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:34 No.34138213
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    >>34138164
    E
    It will be glorious
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:34 No.34138217
    >>34138164
    A
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:34 No.34138218
    >Scootaloo's name somehow becomes Terry in Germany

    oh fuck my sides

    and then celestia rewards them for saving Twilight(who somehow is her daughter) from zebra king (ZECORA IN THE PIMP HAT FROM SECRET TO MY EXCESS FUCK I'M DYING FROM LAUGHTER) by... giving them a balloon

    >insert terry pratchett the last hero ref here

    also it has a AROUND BLACKS NEVER RELAX ending quip from rainbow dash
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:34 No.34138220
    >>34138132

    >hiding the linkboard like an idiot
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:34 No.34138223
    >>34138162
    Fuck off namefag
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:34 No.34138224
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    Why can't Terry eat sandwich properly?
    >> Juice 02/09/12(Thu)20:34 No.34138228
    >>34138164
    also, which option kills the Yamino?
    >> ALPLBLEWM 02/09/12(Thu)20:34 No.34138232
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    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:35 No.34138238
    >>34138213
    >rape
    >nyx
    >lesbians
    >pone

    Oh yes.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:35 No.34138245
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    Would you guys like a mlp fim movie?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:35 No.34138257
    >Pimp Zecora is the king of zebras
    >S/He captures Twilight
    >Rainbow Dash and TERRY (Mcginnes? Pratchett? Bogart?) race to find her
    >Pimp King Zebra goes to prison
    >Celestia reveals Twilight is her daughter
    >Dash and TERRY learn not to trust zebras
    >They get a balloon

    We need fan art of this epic tale.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:36 No.34138264
    >>34138164
    E because one glorious episode would be made and then the show would be canceled.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:36 No.34138266
    >>34138245

    Sure
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:36 No.34138267
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    How do I live out my fantasy of being a crusader knight killing muslim dogs in the holy land?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:36 No.34138271
    >>34138245
    I guess so.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:36 No.34138272
    >>34138164
    E
    >Expecting us to work together.

    Also Eurobeat took his shirt off in his stream, fuck yeah.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:36 No.34138278
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    >>34138245
    It better be damn good for me to enjoy it.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:36 No.34138280
    >>34138257
    Why are we all forgetting the marriage?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:36 No.34138282
    >>34138245
    All of my money
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:37 No.34138292
    >>34138267

    Play Crusader Kings 2?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:37 No.34138297
    >>34138245
    yes
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:37 No.34138300
    >>34138257
    >>34138218
    Please, nobody troll me, but what the hell are you people talking about? Is it a comic or something?

    I MUST KNOW.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:37 No.34138302
    >>34138282
    All of my boners.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:37 No.34138304
    >>34138280

    The marriage is in the other magazine universe
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:37 No.34138305
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_7iRVtxui8
    A Ray Charles Pony teaches Sweetie Belle about her special talent before passing away
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:38 No.34138312
    >>34138300
    Its a german comic yes.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:38 No.34138321
    >>34138267
    Join the United States Marine corps.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:38 No.34138323
    Has anyone seen this?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=fvwp&v=4oaYkYcYadU
    >> Small Waves !yrGRe7492g 02/09/12(Thu)20:38 No.34138327
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    >Terry
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:38 No.34138329
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    >>34138245
    Come up with a movie plot for Mlp /co/.
    I FUCKING DARE YOU.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:39 No.34138337
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    1 year of sex with Nathan: Become an earth pony in Equestria for the rest of eternity.
    2 years of sex with Nathan: Become a pegasus in Equestria for the rest of eternity.
    3 years of sex with Nathan: Become a unicorn in Equestria for the rest of eternity.

    How far would you go?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:39 No.34138345
    >>34138245
    >It stars Macho Man Randy Savage as he wrestles crime and body slams dragons.
    >He earns a massive wrestling belt from Celestia and becomes her champion.
    >He wrestles using the power of the sun.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:39 No.34138346
    >>34138329
    Using that pic as reference, AJ and Rarity have lesbian sex.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:39 No.34138348
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    >>34138292
    Excellent idea anon
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:39 No.34138352
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    >You hear your favorite pony's voice over the chat-channel while you play a Multiplayer video game.
    >What game are you playing, and what do they say?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:39 No.34138354
    >>34138267
    Learn that Islam is the religion of peace and you shouldn't hate such peaceful people.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:39 No.34138355
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    I want Silver to step on my balls and shoot me in the face
    >you will never die this way
    ;_;
    >> Sousuke !!9DB4HjTVG3V 02/09/12(Thu)20:39 No.34138357
    >>34138245
    As long it has
    >CMC getting their cutie marks
    >every villian got together to destroy equestria
    >trixie becomes good
    >RD AND AJ SHIPPING HAPPENS
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:39 No.34138358
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    >>34138307
    I hope so
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:39 No.34138362
    >>34138329
    Luna's uprising.

    That is all.
    >> /co/mmander jesus, something whatever 02/09/12(Thu)20:39 No.34138367
    Ok, I'll bite. Why are we calling Scootaloo Terry?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:39 No.34138370
    >>34138304
    >"Thank you Rainbow Dash and Terry for saving my daughter." said Princess Celestia. "Now is the marriage can happen, a reward, have fallen to a balloon"

    Could have been a mistranslation on Google's part though...
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:40 No.34138379
    >>34138358
    I BELIEVE IN YOU TERRY!
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:40 No.34138383
    TERRY PRATCHETT IS TRANSPORTED TO PONYVILLE
    WHAT OCCURS
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:40 No.34138388
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    >>34138337
    >Pony
    >Not human

    Nope.

    >>34138357
    >Appledasj
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:40 No.34138397
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    >>34137410
    -Become hygienic, look like the man you'd want to date!
    -Prepare yourself for failure! If she says no, then FUCK HER!
    -You are the Sword of Michael! And it is given to YOU to cleanse the way of the Tree of Life!
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:40 No.34138400
    >>34138323
    I have the weirdest boner.
    >> the shitty tripfag that doesn't contribute anything !M.XfcOy5lo 02/09/12(Thu)20:40 No.34138406
    >>34138162
    The interview is longer than the series.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:40 No.34138408
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    >>34138355

    Get the fuck out
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:41 No.34138415
    >>34138383
    He gets tons of new ideas for books, but forgets all of them.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:41 No.34138419
    >>34138352
    Damn, that controller is huge.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:41 No.34138422
    >>34138312
    Link. Now.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:41 No.34138427
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    > not calling new thread new horse
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:41 No.34138429
    >>34138352
    >Luna with boobs

    0/10 would not fap.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:41 No.34138430
    >>34138162
    Thanks.
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/09/12(Thu)20:41 No.34138431
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    >>34138352
    >XxTerryxX has entered the game
    >SAHZBOT SHAZBOT SHAZBOT SHAZBOT
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:41 No.34138437
    >>34138427

    We Terry now.
    >> Tiara_Lost !OH0TFE/ORQ 02/09/12(Thu)20:42 No.34138440
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    >rd with applejack and vibrators wip
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:42 No.34138447
    >>34138164
    The only true answer is E!
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:42 No.34138448
    >>34138370
    German speaker here, no, Celestia really does say "now this marriage can happen".
    In the German Comicverse, Celestia marries Twilight off to someone.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:42 No.34138452
    >>34138440
    Gonna enjoy this
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:42 No.34138455
    >>34138367
    see previous thread:
    >>34136938

    basically we put a german mlp comic through google translate, and >terry
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:42 No.34138461
    >>34138440
    >Not Pinkie

    You fail me Tiara!
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:42 No.34138467
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    >>34138354
    >Islam
    >Religion of peace
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:42 No.34138468
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    >>34138440
    >> FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP 02/09/12(Thu)20:42 No.34138469
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    >>34138337

    What is it with your obsession with Nathan, it is really quite terrifying
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:42 No.34138474
    >>34138440
    You better pay your damn homage to sweetHD.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:42 No.34138476
    >>34138304

    Do you even read the magazines?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:43 No.34138480
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    >>34138345
    This is why you guys have been having me draw so much Macho Man, isn't it?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:43 No.34138481
    >>34138329
    Screw G1 villains, make an original villain. Something that would make a nice foil to previous villains, something that would make them want Discord back.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:43 No.34138498
    >>34138440
    Isn't that from SweetHD?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:43 No.34138500
    >>34138440
    I am seeing more bondage than ever because of MLP

    It is a strange feel
    >> Sparkler 02/09/12(Thu)20:43 No.34138501
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    TERRY AND TERRY AND TERRY AND TERRY AND TERRY AND TERRY AND TERRY AND TERRY AND TERRY AND TERRY AND TERRY AND TERRY AND TERRY AND TERRY AND TERRY AND TERRY
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:44 No.34138511
    >>34138481
    The new villian is pikachu.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:44 No.34138512
    >>34138448
    I knew it!
    TwilightxTerry
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:44 No.34138515
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    >>34138440
    >>rd with applejack
    No.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:44 No.34138523
    >>34138440

    Looks like someone set her a bomb
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:44 No.34138526
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    oh you guise
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:44 No.34138538
    >>34138448
    >forced marrige twilight

    oh hello trollestia

    but why does it sound like such a good story
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:44 No.34138539
    >>34138467
    Technically he's right, but the way they go about bringing world peace is by removing the non-muslims.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:44 No.34138541
    >>34138467
    Shits so blast.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:45 No.34138547
    >>34138526
    ha ha
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/09/12(Thu)20:45 No.34138548
    >>34138523
    >"Oh my god AJ its a bomb!"
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:45 No.34138549
    >>34138337
    I choose Stay as a human
    I like having hands.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:45 No.34138557
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    >>34138526
    >> /co/mmander jesus, something whatever 02/09/12(Thu)20:45 No.34138562
    >>34138448
    Man, I wanna see an episode written by these people. It would be awesome.
    >> Small Waves !yrGRe7492g 02/09/12(Thu)20:45 No.34138564
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    >>34138526
    Today is a good day
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:45 No.34138571
    >>34138549
    YES! HAVING HANDS IS A VERY GOOD THING ISN'T IT FELLOW HUMAN?

    WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO WITH YOUR HANDS?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:46 No.34138576
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    >>34138526
    >> Tiara_Lost !OH0TFE/ORQ 02/09/12(Thu)20:46 No.34138578
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    >>34138461
    well im still thinking. it may be pinkie or not, i havent finalized it yet
    >>34138474
    he/she approved it.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:46 No.34138581
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    >>34138564
    >those faces
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:46 No.34138583
    >>34138571
    You know human stuff like grab things and scratch my back.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:46 No.34138587
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    >Episode 19: Putting Your Hoof Down

    >Iron Will helps Fluttershy become assertive.

    Oh boy
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:46 No.34138588
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    >>34138549
    Would you accept a compromise?

    >lopTeri bless
    >Teri
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:46 No.34138590
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    >>34138523
    WHICH WIRE DO I CUT?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:46 No.34138592
    >>34138526

    To be fair he promised to return all that dosh from streaming the leaked episode
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:46 No.34138593
    >>34138549
    >>"I like having hands"
    And after a while, all the ponies call you "Mister Hands", much to your chagrin.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:46 No.34138594
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    lol some guy who uploaded indiana jones theme to youtube keeps meticulously deleting pony comments from it
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:46 No.34138595
    >>34138571
    Go back to bed, lyra.
    >> Seviper 02/09/12(Thu)20:46 No.34138599
    Some drawfag draw Scootaloo as Terry Bogart please.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:46 No.34138603
    >>34138564
    DON'T EVER POST THAT yadda yadda
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:46 No.34138605
    >>34138578
    Use Pinkie and make a good pun.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:47 No.34138609
    >>34138272
    he said he was outside. he's making music outside?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:47 No.34138619
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    >>34138526
    >> /co/mmander jesus, something whatever 02/09/12(Thu)20:47 No.34138620
    >>34138467
    Yea man, Islam is the bomb.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:47 No.34138628
    >>34138549

    Unicorns don't even need hands due to telekinesis
    >> Small Waves !yrGRe7492g 02/09/12(Thu)20:47 No.34138629
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    >>34138581
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:47 No.34138632
    >>34138523
    >You are provided with only a paper clip, a dog turd, some string and a condom.
    >The bomb is set to go off in ten seconds.
    >What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:48 No.34138637
    >>34138628
    >Implying im not a wizard

    Get on my level.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:48 No.34138641
    >>34138329
    >Equestria is invaded by the Griffon Empire
    >In the war Celestia is wounded by an arrow inbuded with the power of all the master sorcerers who serve the Griffon King
    >Luna takes on the responsibility of raising the sun and the moon, but she can't do it for ever do to having bee weakened by her internment on the moon
    >Mane six, who have all gone through changes in the war, band up to kick some glorious griffon buttock in search of a cure for the Princess
    >Lots of action, dragons etc.
    >CMC get their cutie marks
    >It all ends with the death of the Princess and the ascendancy of Twilight into the next Princess of Equestria

    Nothing too grimdark. Just more scale and epicness
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:48 No.34138646
    >>34138440
    For a share of the profits I'll make you some good art to tween.
    >> Monochromatic !sBetaRZjoM 02/09/12(Thu)20:48 No.34138653
    >>34138632
    become macgyver

    defuse the bomb and make a time machine
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:48 No.34138655
    >>34138594
    >bronies putting comment on a only slightly related video

    Its shit like this...
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:49 No.34138657
    >>34138641
    >It all ends with the death of the Princess and the ascendancy of Twilight into the next Princess of Equestria
    Im going to pass.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:49 No.34138661
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    >>34138480
    duh, didn't you know you are our storyboard artist?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:49 No.34138663
    >>34138637

    Sorry, but I fucked up and I won't become a wizard at 30
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:49 No.34138669
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    >>34138352
    >Twilight
    >City of Heroes
    >"I don't care how awesome you think you are! Stop bullrushing mobs before Spike's had a chance to taunt them!"
    >My response
    >"Do you SEE any of us faceplanting? Now shut up and let me enjoy my scrapperlock."

    Alternatively...
    >Team Fortress 2
    >Rainbow Dash
    >"Wow, you are the crappiest pyro ever. Here's a tip: next time don't chase a scout, dumbass."

    Every... God damn time...
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:49 No.34138672
    >>34138578
    I say Pinkie she is the master of the gadgets after all-.
    >> Monochromatic !sBetaRZjoM 02/09/12(Thu)20:49 No.34138676
    >>34138655
    >goes to listen to scissor sisters
    >brony comments everywhere

    sometimes, I hate this fandom
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:49 No.34138679
    >>34138337
    Implying being a unicorn is better than being a pegasus
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:50 No.34138682
    >Spaghetti pony is on your shoulder whilst you browse the internet
    >See an add for Kingdom of Loathing and Spaghetti asks what that is
    >You open up the website and try to log in, but you can't really remember your account
    >You ask if Spaghetti wants one and she nods
    >You register her and she starts playing
    >She's able to move the mouse via touch pad and tap on the keys, so she can play but it's a bit slow
    >Once she's in her eyes light up when she sees one of the classes you can be
    >Pastamancer
    >She starts playing the game practically nonstop, borderline obsessing over it
    >She always steals the meat from your freezer and fridge and hoards them in her area of the kitchen and calls you a thief when you take it back
    >She's always trying to get a drink from Whiskey or Rum pony for more 'adventures' in real life
    >You can't get near your computer when she's playing KoL
    >Other food pones are getting concerned (save Tabasco of course)
    >Eventually she gets tired of waiting and tries to look up exploits to get unlimited adventures
    >She gets caught and banned
    >She's crushed and in despair; she had almost finished a Bad moon Oxycore run
    >You try to cheer her up and tell her maybe it was for the better, and she was isolating everyone because of how obsessed she was
    >You call in all the other food pones to give her a group hug
    >Including Tabasco, much to her chagrin
    >Spaghetti learns to take things in moderation from now on
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:50 No.34138683
    >>34138676
    >only sometimes
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:50 No.34138688
    guise where i download new horse episode halp
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:50 No.34138695
    >>34138663
    >My face when I'm 32 and haven't gained any wizard powers yet

    I'm thinking I got raped when I was young.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:50 No.34138698
    >>34138676
    How did that even happen? Was there a PMV?
    >> /co/mmander jesus, something whatever 02/09/12(Thu)20:50 No.34138701
    >>34138688
    On the internet
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:50 No.34138702
    >>34138594
    it owns when adult fans of children's media act more immature than adult fans of children's media
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:50 No.34138704
    >>34138661
    >Randy Savage will never force feed you Slim Jims.
    >His massive fists will never break your jaw as he forces it down your throat.
    >He will never use you like a folding chair and smack you against another pony in a chair match.
    >> Sparkler 02/09/12(Thu)20:50 No.34138708
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    >>34138620
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:50 No.34138709
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    >>34138676

    >not almost all the time
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:51 No.34138714
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    >>34138663
    I'LL NEVER BE A FUCKIN' WIZARD!
    >> Tiara_Lost !OH0TFE/ORQ 02/09/12(Thu)20:51 No.34138723
    >>34138646
    I kinda like to work on my own schedule and make alternations to what i have at any given point. Unless you were physically where I am making stuff it just wouldn't work for me. Besides if you can art you can easily pick up flash and make stuff like this.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:51 No.34138724
    >>34138352
    >Applejack's VA swearing at you over the mic while playing MW3
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:51 No.34138727
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    >>34138676
    >mfw

    Why..?
    How is that related at all?
    >> Monochromatic !sBetaRZjoM 02/09/12(Thu)20:51 No.34138728
    >>34138698
    well, it was "I can't decide"

    several PMVs with pinkie made about it because LOL CUPCAKES XD

    seriously

    it's fucking ridiculous
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:51 No.34138729
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    Here, have a proper translation of THE TALE OF TERRY
    >> Tiara_Lost !OH0TFE/ORQ 02/09/12(Thu)20:52 No.34138740
    >>34138672
    >>34138515
    >>34138461
    Alright does everyone want applejack changed to pinkie (even though it differs from sweethds original stuff)? I mean pinkie would make a 10 second joke in 5 seconds flat.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:53 No.34138744
    >>34138729
    >Pink celestia
    >Zecora with a pimp hat
    >Zebra king
    >Around zebras never relax

    MY FUCKING SIDES!
    >> /co/mmander jesus, something whatever 02/09/12(Thu)20:53 No.34138748
    >>34138729
    I wish I got a balloon for my heroic activities.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:53 No.34138751
    >>34138655
    nah there should be pony comments on an indiana jones video
    becuase daring do is a clear homage to indiana jones
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:53 No.34138753
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    >>34138729
    >"Around zebras, never relax"
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/09/12(Thu)20:53 No.34138758
    >>34138682
    >group hug of food ponies

    Sounds messy
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:53 No.34138759
    >>34138728
    Ah. I thought it was because of an entertaining HiE fanfic.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:53 No.34138764
    >>34138740
    i vote for panka
    >> Tiara_Lost !OH0TFE/ORQ 02/09/12(Thu)20:53 No.34138765
    >>34138729
    no fucking way rofl.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:53 No.34138766
    >>34138740
    I cant into puns! But Im ok with Pinkie.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:53 No.34138767
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    >>34138729
    Tranny nigger pimp king goes to jail and his captors get a balloon for their troubles.

    >>MFW
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:53 No.34138772
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    >>34138511
    >>34138455
    >>34138500
    >>34138400
    >>34138388
    >>34138355
    >>34138300
    >>34138266
    >>34138200
    >>34138066
    >>34138011

    remember my doubles MLPG
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:54 No.34138781
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    >>34138729
    OH MY FUCKING GOD
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:54 No.34138787
    >>34138758
    Why else do you think Tabasco wanted nothing to do with it?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:54 No.34138788
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    >>34138352
    >"Medic! Medic! The team needs a medic!.. Oh wait. I'm the medic! Lets go my loyal subjects! Into battle!"

    I can totally see it
    Also that feel when she ubers you and you can feel her trust being pumped into you

    To make matters worse you don't kill anything
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:54 No.34138792
    >>34138695
    >32
    >Virgin
    >While on MLPG

    I think you've lost control of your life.
    >> Tiara_Lost !OH0TFE/ORQ 02/09/12(Thu)20:54 No.34138793
    >>34138764
    >>34138766
    Someone feel like coming up with a pun for rd fast orgasm? I suck at writing sexy apparently.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:54 No.34138794
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    >>34138729

    >MLP as written by Bioware
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:54 No.34138805
    >>34138767
    What kind of rection is that?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:54 No.34138806
    >>34138729
    Have the ponychaners seen this yet?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:54 No.34138807
    >>34138704
    I shall not lie, you made me legitimately laugh
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:55 No.34138817
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    >>34138329
    >We learn the Ponies live in a Faerieland
    >Balor wants to fuck up Equestria's Shit
    >Someone in the Main Cast gets Gae Bolg
    >Balor gets his shit fucked up.
    >Have no idea why I types this, just having fun.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:55 No.34138820
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    Anyone have the greentext that went so in depth into the detail of petting derpy hooves?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:55 No.34138822
    >>34138669

    >That picture

    Man do I have a softness for flintlock pistols
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:55 No.34138827
    >>34138793
    >10 seconds flat? You were right after all!

    Brb killing myself.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:56 No.34138834
    >>34138806
    They wouldn't be able to tell the difference between it and all their normal fanfics.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:56 No.34138836
    >>34138788
    I read trust as thrust. I blame you for putting it so close to the word 'pumped'.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:56 No.34138838
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    >>34138729

    >writer's face when he was pasting the vectors and writing the text
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:56 No.34138843
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    >>34138794
    >Implying ponychan won't go crazy for all of the hamburger helper forced shipping
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:56 No.34138852
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    >>34138682
    Can y'all name common sidepony names for future reference?
    I.e. : Tabasco, spaghetti coke, fluffepone etc.
    >> Sparkler 02/09/12(Thu)20:56 No.34138858
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    >>34138729
    >Terry
    >Transgendered Zecora King who pimps out Ice Pack on the side
    >Around blacks, never relax
    >"Thanks for being heroes have this balloon"
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:56 No.34138861
    >>34138843
    Well she love gay shipping.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:57 No.34138862
    >>34138352
    >two left feet
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:57 No.34138864
    >>34138843
    JACK X GRUNT OTP
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:58 No.34138882
    >>34138834
    ZING
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:58 No.34138884
    >>34138355
    is her cutie mark a bunch of rocks?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:58 No.34138886
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    >>34138852
    For food ponies, it's usually just what they are made out of and stuff.
    For example, this is Cake.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:58 No.34138889
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    >>34138352

    >1derBolt184 has joined the game
    >"Hey there!"
    >"What's up?"
    >"Yo."
    >"Hey guys - oh sweet - I love this gun!"
    >"Ok, difficulty's on Expert, so stick close, and stay away from-"
    >"Yeah, yeah whatever - let's kill us some zombies! Starting with this one!"
    >"WAIT, STOP! THAT'S THE---"
    >1derBolt184 has Startled the Witch
    >"OhGOD
    >"FFFFFFFF"
    >"SSSHHIIIIIIIIIIIII-----!!!!!"
    >1derBolt184 has died
    >4N0N has died
    >Da-DOKTAH has died
    >MachoMan has died
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:58 No.34138892
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    >>34138805
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:58 No.34138897
    >>34138751
    the fact the guy is deleting all of them is super super funny to me b/c the now-irrelevant thing he's a fan of got a sweet send-up in the new culture and instead of welcoming it he reacts like a big babby wearing a big babby diaper
    >> todo_americano 02/09/12(Thu)20:58 No.34138898
    >>34138703
    what I though of hearts and hooves
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:59 No.34138906
    >>34138852
    >Call Tabasco 'Tabby'
    >She replaces your salt with lye.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:59 No.34138908
    >>34138806
    SOMEONE should post it there.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:59 No.34138911
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    ONE MUST REMEMBER NOT TO TRUST ZEBRAS
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:59 No.34138916
    >>34138898
    Go back to b faggot.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:59 No.34138927
    >>34138889
    >MachoMan tries to melee everything.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:00 No.34138928
    >>34138911
    Requesting Zecora reading that comic.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:00 No.34138930
    >>34138908
    I was going to post it but someone already did:
    http://www.ponychan.net/chan/pony/res/36197498.html
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:00 No.34138934
    POST MOAR FOOD PONES
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:00 No.34138940
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    >>34138898
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:00 No.34138946
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    >>34138934
    DOES THIS TURN YOU ON, ANONYMOUS?!
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:01 No.34138964
    >>34138946
    NIGGER FUCK NO, ONLY GREENTEXT CAN SATIATE THIS RAGING WINGBONER
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:01 No.34138967
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    HOW DO PONIES GRAB THINGS WHEN THEY HAVE HOOVES AND NO FINGERS

    QUALITY ANIMATION YEAH RIGHT HAHA
    >> Dino-Fag; fuck off 02/09/12(Thu)21:02 No.34138973
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    >wanna play hats
    >server is 0/24 all day

    oh well
    WHO WANTS A MOVIE?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:02 No.34138974
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    >>34138934
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:02 No.34138979
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    >>34138661
    I do now.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:02 No.34138985
    >>34138967
    I KNOW THAT'S SILLY ISN'T IT? ONLY US HUMANS WITH OUR HANDS CAN GRAB THINGS PROPERLY!
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:02 No.34138989
    >>34138930
    Well. That was fun while it lasted.
    Goodbye forever, >terry

    Is there not one person on that site who doesn't have a name and trip?
    I don't think they understand the purpose of an anonymous image board.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:03 No.34138996
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    If you were zapped to pone world you would never get sex because this is what humens look like to pones.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:03 No.34138998
    >>34138973
    i do
    >> Sparkler 02/09/12(Thu)21:03 No.34139006
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    >>34138973
    >There will never be a MLPG SupCom server/regularly hosted game
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:03 No.34139008
    >"Ah gadammit control your dps RD"
    >"It ain't my fault you can't hold aggro."
    >Fuck it, WIPE! Everyone just die so we can reset."
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:03 No.34139018
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    >>34138989
    They need to have trips, so they can be individuals and rub their penis while others see them as the unique snowflake they are.
    >mfw i was tempted to post this with a trip.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:04 No.34139030
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    Why boner?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:04 No.34139031
    >>34138996

    >implying that grey is not sexy as fuck
    >implying my hands are not in my pants already
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:05 No.34139040
    >>34138967
    >Apple family eating various meat products
    This is exactly like my unpublished fanfic, except mine isn't so gross.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:05 No.34139043
    >>34139030
    I think it's a visual pun about popping cherries.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:05 No.34139044
    >>34139030

    If Mac isn't careful, he's going to pop that cherry.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:05 No.34139047
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    >>34138996
    >Implying we wouldn't look like this
    >> Small Waves !yrGRe7492g 02/09/12(Thu)21:05 No.34139048
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    This book...
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:05 No.34139051
    >>34138740
    and why wouldn't Applejack make that joke? I know, what Applejack originally said in that husky drawl was better anyway
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:05 No.34139054
    >>34138723
    Oh, I know flash. I'm just trying to save the world.
    From you.
    >> jafar Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:05 No.34139058
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    gay thread. time to gtfo
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:05 No.34139059
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    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:05 No.34139062
    >>34139030
    BIG MAC IS NOW A CHERRY POPPING DADDY
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:05 No.34139066
    >tabasco pone goes into the cabinet for some spices
    >Tony Chachere pone confronts her, speaking in his cajun accent confessing his love to her
    >Tabasco pony tells chachere that her one true love is swiffer pone
    >tony chachere pone walks away rejected, crying and playing old zydeco music on the radio
    >tabasco pone soon goes on the hunt for the mute cleaning pony again
    >> Small Waves !yrGRe7492g 02/09/12(Thu)21:05 No.34139070
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    >>34139048
    ...is a FLIP FLOPPER
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:06 No.34139073
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    >>34139030
    >This
    >> RustyDooks 02/09/12(Thu)21:06 No.34139079
    >>34139043
    >>34139044
    >>34139062
    Innuendomind
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:06 No.34139080
    >>34139040
    Applejack loves ham.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:06 No.34139087
    >>34139048

    Wait, wasn't she an alicorn in another scene with this book?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:06 No.34139089
    >>34139030
    Hearing Big Mac talk is just strange
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:06 No.34139093
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    >>34138352
    "Well, we should probably set up a perimeter of gas cans and propane tanks around the central building, or we can go to the one on the..."
    >Somebody's actually out there! Listen, we can come pick you up but you're going to need to defend yourselves until we get there. Contact us again when you're ready.
    "Oh, oh dear. Don't contact the helicopter just yet. It's just that we haven't even healed yet and..."
    >Okay, we're on our way! ETA fifteen minutes! Hang on!
    RESCUE IS ON IT'S WAY!
    "Oh no...oh no no no..."
    >Horde screech
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:07 No.34139096
    >>34139030
    where did you acquire this?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:07 No.34139099
    >>34139073
    >Cheerilee's tongue

    Huh huh huh
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:07 No.34139105
    >>34139066
    >Didn't end in rape.
    >Why am I dissapoint?
    Oh god what's wrong with me, I don't want that!
    >> Dino-Fag; fuck off 02/09/12(Thu)21:07 No.34139107
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    >>34138973
    >wanna stream close encounters, by far the most interesting an heartwarming alien movie ever fucking made
    >nobody cares
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:07 No.34139108
    >>34139070

    Enchantment: The princess appears as an alicorn to whoever holds the book so that people wouldn't know she was a mud race earthy. Levitating it with magic does not trigger the spell.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:08 No.34139119
    >>34139107
    That's because I wanted you to stream it last night and you didn't.

    You broke my heart Dino-fag.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:08 No.34139126
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    >>34139093
    >>"Well, we should probably set up a perimeter of gas cans and propane tanks around the central building, or we can go to the one on the..."
    >>"Well, we should probably set up a perimeter of gas cans and propane tanks"
    >>"gas cans and propane tanks"
    >>"propane tanks"
    >>"propane"
    >> Sparkler 02/09/12(Thu)21:08 No.34139127
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    >>34139047
    >Not this
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:08 No.34139130
    >>34139096
    >Filename

    Ponibooru
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:08 No.34139131
    >>34139105
    >chachere comes out of the closet with a properly spiced pony dick
    >he rapes tabasco pone
    >tabasco pone throws herself off of the counter after the humiliation of being raped by a cajun pone
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:09 No.34139140
    >>34139047
    I would have so much fun if I wound up looking like that in Equestria. So many shenanigans.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:09 No.34139146
    >>34139073
    SOMEONE SHOP THIS NOW
    >> Small Waves !yrGRe7492g 02/09/12(Thu)21:09 No.34139148
    >>34139087
    Yeah
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:09 No.34139150
    >>34139130
    well obviously it has a source video

    now where's the video from which it originated
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:09 No.34139159
    >>34139140
    You don't look like that, that's how they PERCEIVE you.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:09 No.34139160
    >>34139146
    And remove Mac please.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:10 No.34139167
    >>34139150
    Duuuude, new episode has been leaked! Check the Linkboard!
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:10 No.34139169
    >>34139150
    lol
    >> RCH !ikOpDWm3h. 02/09/12(Thu)21:10 No.34139171
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    >>34139131
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:10 No.34139176
    >>34138930
    >10 minutes later someone points out Zecora has a penis in the picture
    I thought Ponechan was supposed to be the moral superior to us?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:11 No.34139193
    >>34139176
    Nah. We are just vilified by the bronies because they have to have someone to hate.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:11 No.34139197
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    >>34139048
    >>34139070
    >Twilight didn't realize she handed them the wrong book
    >Twilight accidentally gave them her fanfiction
    >She was the princess.
    >She has a mind control fetish.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:11 No.34139198
    >>34139131
    Wait, isn't Tabasco a dirty southerner too?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:11 No.34139199
    Filly Fluttershy's scrawny legs remind me of easy mac.
    >> Dino-Fag; fuck off 02/09/12(Thu)21:12 No.34139215
    >>34139119
    eh
    i might just stream it anyway. i can only effectively stream if it;s the only open applicaiton and i need to get some work done otherwise

    i'll start in a little bit, gotta get ready
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:13 No.34139231
    >>34139198
    oh shit you're right
    >tabasco pone throws herself off of the counter after the humiliation of being raped by a male pone
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:13 No.34139241
    >>34139159
    So instead of actually seeing me as some slender thing made out of coalesced shadows they are just really afraid of me? That sucks.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:14 No.34139244
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    >>34139093
    "...excuse me...guys? I'm...I'm incapacitated. Could somebody..."
    "Hey! Laser Sights! Everybody grab one!"
    "...um...I can't get up..."
    >There's a jockey around here
    "I think there's some pills back in that ambulance. I'm gonna go back for some."
    "...uhm...I...I think I'm in trouble...guys?"
    >Jockey screeching
    "Geeze, Fluttershy what the fuck? *sigh* I'm on my way."
    "...no...no you don't have to...besides I think I'm about to..."
    >Fluttershy is Dead
    "You are the worst player Fluttershy, I swear."
    "I...I'm sorry..."
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:14 No.34139255
    >>34139198
    >Tabasco has a Louisiana accent.
    fff
    GO AWAY BONER
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:14 No.34139259
    Would you eat your favorite pony's flesh to stay alive
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:15 No.34139263
    >>34139241
    You could always stop eating for a few weeks, take off your clothes, and roll around in some soot.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:15 No.34139268
    >>34139244
    Is she playing with Dash?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:15 No.34139269
    >>34139231
    so she lez?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:15 No.34139273
    >>34139269
    she wants swiffer pone
    swiffer pone is female
    >> /co/mmander jesus, something whatever 02/09/12(Thu)21:15 No.34139275
    >>34139259
    I hear horse is pretty good
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:16 No.34139284
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    >>34139259
    Nah
    I'd let her eat mine
    >> Monochromatic !sBetaRZjoM 02/09/12(Thu)21:16 No.34139288
    >>34139275
    I hear it's really stringy and such

    Wish I could try some, but no place in Louisiana serves horse to my knowlege
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:16 No.34139291
    >>34139269
    She wants to make a Swiffer a wet jet.
    if you know what I mean.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:16 No.34139298
    >>34139197

    So that's why she included the love poison recipe; she wanted to feel what it was like to have her mind forcibly focused on one particular individual.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:16 No.34139301
    Can someone make some boneless pone greentext for me?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:16 No.34139303
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    >>34139244
    >Fluttershy sucks when everyone is alive
    >Everyone is incapacitated
    >She goes rage mode and starts owning everything to avenge her friends
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:17 No.34139307
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    >>34139241
    They're afraid because you look alien by their standards. You'd be the only full-time biped (diamond dogs knuckle-walk and Spike will eventually be forced to walk on four legs), you have no snout whatsoever, you're much taller than them, and your limbs are scarily long. Not to mention you have very little hair compared to just about every other sentient species.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:17 No.34139313
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    >>34139030
    oh shit, the first time I saw that I didn't even see the apple, I thought they were just making that face at each other for no reason
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:17 No.34139316
    >>34139259
    Is she already dead?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:17 No.34139317
    >>34137983
    >Scootaloo is Terry
    >Terry was in Batman Beyond
    >Batman in Batman Beyond murdered criminals
    >Therefore Scootaloo commits murders

    Clever OP!
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:17 No.34139324
    >>34139303
    >She duel wields witches.
    >Uses them to kill everything.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:18 No.34139327
    >>34139307
    Let's not forget me freakishly small eyes and lack of hair.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:18 No.34139333
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    >>34139313

    >Apple
    >> /co/mmander jesus, something whatever 02/09/12(Thu)21:18 No.34139336
    >>34139288
    I'm sure it just depends on how it's cooked. My grandma can make shoestrings taste good.
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/09/12(Thu)21:18 No.34139342
    >>34139317
    I dont remember that episode
    >> Monochromatic !sBetaRZjoM 02/09/12(Thu)21:19 No.34139354
    >watching the new pony episode
    >sweetie belle singing more

    yes, this is what I want
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:19 No.34139356
    >>34139327
    Unless you're asian.

    Then to them it looks like you have slits for eyes.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:19 No.34139357
    what if pony loved you just the way you are
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:19 No.34139363
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    >>34139333
    I just now caught that
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:19 No.34139364
    >>34139259
    I would consume her flesh if she begged me to
    wait why is that hot
    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU BALLROOM-OFFERING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 02/09/12(Thu)21:19 No.34139367
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    >>34138695
    >mfw I'm not the only oldfag in here
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:19 No.34139376
    >>34139356
    That would be even better, but then I would have to be Asian.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:19 No.34139381
    >>34139357
    then we'd be set
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:20 No.34139390
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    >>34139357
    Now that's touching.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:20 No.34139392
    >>34139367
    no, you're not.

    >33
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:20 No.34139395
    >>34139301
    >one day all the ponies in ponyville lose their skeletal structures
    >most believe it to be Twilight's fault
    >they slowly make their way to her tree library, wanting blood and vengeance
    >but progress is slow because they have to squirm along the ground like the amoebic blobs they are
    >fluffy pony drowns
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:20 No.34139400
    >>34139357

    I would wonder why
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:20 No.34139406
    >>34139357
    then i would be a very happy person
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:20 No.34139408
    >>34139193
    But isn't hating for the purity or hating OUR thing?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:21 No.34139416
    >>34139357
    That would be awesome, no more need to >rape
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:21 No.34139417
    >>34139273
    That quickfic was adorable when that happened.
    >Tabasco uses snark on Swiffer.
    >It fails.
    >Swiffer rubs against Tabasco, rendering her stunned and blushing for five minutes after.
    >And then the ship sailed.
    >> NORBELUS 02/09/12(Thu)21:21 No.34139432
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    i drew a hoers
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:21 No.34139434
    >>34139395
    >Twilight chases them off with her bone golem
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/09/12(Thu)21:22 No.34139438
    >>34139395
    >"Twilight! You open this door!"
    >flop
    >flop
    >flop
    >flop
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:22 No.34139441
    >>34139432
    that's not a horse
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:22 No.34139442
    >>34139432
    Id fuck it
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:22 No.34139446
    >>34139357
    I myself still wouldn't.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:22 No.34139450
    >>34139273
    >>34139291
    What is swiffer? when did swiffer pony start? Still no pictures?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:22 No.34139460
    >>34139357
    The problem with that is, ignoring the alien physiology of Homo Sapiens, we (MLPG) are all very terrible people.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:23 No.34139465
    >>34139307
    Just pass yourself off as a rare creature from another land and they probably wouldn't treat you with anything more than innate curiosity.
    >> Sparkler 02/09/12(Thu)21:23 No.34139471
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    >>34139259
    It feels bad to never even have the option.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:23 No.34139473
    >>34139438
    >they seep in through cracks in the door and windows
    >"You shouldn't have done that, Twilight"
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:23 No.34139476
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    >>34139450
    >A Swiffer.


    And no, no pony pics of her yet.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:24 No.34139482
    >>34139465
    But what happens when more humens come looking for you? Worse still, what if they already know what humens are?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:24 No.34139484
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    >>34139473
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:24 No.34139492
    >>34139342
    Chimaera
    Bane 2.0
    Blight
    Freeze
    Inque
    Curare
    The Joker
    That guy who fused with the soil
    And Mad Stan in a dream sequence.

    Terry had a bigass indirect killcount, and he very directly killed both the Joker('s personality) and Inque.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:24 No.34139494
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    >>34139303
    "NOBODY...INCAPACITATES...MY FRIENDS!"
    >Charger roars
    Fluttershy has achieved Level A Charge
    Fluttershy has achieved Fried Piper
    Fluttershy has achieved Clownd
    Fluttershy has achieved Acid Reflux
    Fluttershy has achieved Dismemberment Plan
    "Wow, too bad we're all dead"
    "NOT YET YOU'RE NOT!"
    Fluttershy has achieved Shock Jock
    >> EPISODES FOR THE EPISODE GOD CEO OF THE HUB 02/09/12(Thu)21:24 No.34139498
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    YOU MUST NOW COMPOSE A TREATMENT/SUMMARY FOR AN EPISODE STARRING THE FOLLOWING CHARACTERS:

    >ZECORA
    >CHEERILEE
    >MAYOR MARE
    >GRANNY SMITH
    >SPIKE
    >MR CAKE

    NO MANE SIX
    NO CMCs
    NO PRINCESSES
    NO ONE-SHOTS OR VILLAINS-DU-JOUR
    FINAL DESTINATION

    GET TO WORK
    >> Dino-Fag: fuck off 02/09/12(Thu)21:24 No.34139501
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    STARTING CLOSE ENCOUTNERS OF THE THIRD KIND IN 15 MINUTES
    I'LL CODE SOME PONY CROSSING IN THE MEAN TIME.

    http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/close_encounters_of_the_third_kind/

    probably one of the best alien movies ever made. and in 1977, treating the aliens as somewhat playful, peaceful, and naive was pretty strange.
    this is pretty much one of spielberg's top three movies ever made.
    you really need to see this movie

    www.livestream.com/dinofagfailsagain
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    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:25 No.34139505
    >>34139465
    just say you came from past the Everfree. those ponies don't know jack past the Everfree
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:25 No.34139514
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    >>34139395
    >>34139438
    >>34139473
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:25 No.34139515
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    >>34139501
    >BEST ALIEN MOVIE
    nigga that aint paul
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:25 No.34139519
    >>34139342

    That episode? Terry has a kill count of at least 50 people! In the Venom episode he let an industrial sized roll of paper that weigh tons crush like five drug making scientists, and it wasn't like he failed to save them no he threw a battarang to make the rollers crush them.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:25 No.34139525
    >>34139498
    Zecora writing memories from her homeland.
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/09/12(Thu)21:25 No.34139527
    >>34139492
    I really should re watch that series
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:25 No.34139533
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    You will never have frantic sex with Twilight as she repeatedly magically transmogrifies herself to match the fetishes popping into your head which she telepathically reads.

    "What's that? You want me to have boobs?" *POOF* "A bigger butt?" *POOF* "Hands?" *POOF* "Tentacles?" *POOF* "Rarity's voice?" *POOF*
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:26 No.34139534
    >>34139505
    >Roll a 1
    >"I came from the Everfree forest!"
    >"Why are you running away?"
    >> Dino-Fag: fuck off 02/09/12(Thu)21:26 No.34139538
    >>34139515
    YOU
    YES YOU
    FUCK YOU
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:26 No.34139549
    >>34139538
    YOU
    YES YOU
    STAND STILL, LADY
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:26 No.34139550
    >>34139533
    >"Rarity's voice?"
    >Implying she wouldn't have bitch smacked you
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:26 No.34139553
    >>34139533

    what if tender loving is your fetish
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:26 No.34139554
    >>34139505
    Or just tell 'em what you really are: a walking, talking ape.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:27 No.34139563
    what if you were a female pone
    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU BALLROOM-OFFERING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 02/09/12(Thu)21:27 No.34139567
    >>34139498
    Zecora runs for office against Mayor Mare.
    Spike is her campaign manager.
    The other three die during the cold open.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:27 No.34139569
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    >>34139395
    This is how the ponyscape world begins, isn't it?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:27 No.34139570
    >>34139563
    I'd fuck every stallion
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:27 No.34139575
    >>34139533
    What if my fetish was lots of jelly?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:27 No.34139576
    >>34139492

    Nope, Inque was seen in the Justice League episode "Epilogue" that dealt with Terry being Batman as an adult and finding out he's genetically Bruce's son
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:27 No.34139577
    >>34139563
    I will get some lesbian sex with Dash.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:27 No.34139578
    >>34139538
    SORRY I DONT FUCK ALLIGATORS
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:28 No.34139579
    >>34139563
    in equestria?

    i'm okay with this.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:28 No.34139589
    >>34139533
    ...are you me?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:28 No.34139590
    >>34139498
    Dude, that's easy as shit. The Mane 6 are off on a picnic without Spike so he spends his day attempting to help around Ponyville. Where is my money, bitch.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:28 No.34139594
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    >>34139554
    >Say you're a rare kind of ape animal
    >Fluttershy immediately falls in love with you
    >She tries to persuade you to live with her so she can care for you
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:28 No.34139598
    >>34139301

    >boneless pone lays on the floor and can't move
    >becuase she has no bones
    >you pick her up carefully, with her head craddled in one arm and her body in the other
    >so that she stays level and her blood flow remains even
    >she likes being held in your arms and looks up at you with an adorable toothless smile
    >you take her to her waterbed and lay her down and watch flubber
    >boneless pone falls asleep at the end of flubber II
    >she wakes up the next and can not move because she has no bones
    >you bring boneless pone applesauce and feed her breakfast with special funnel for boneless pones
    >you wrap boneless pone around your neck like a scarf and run all your errands
    >she often asks you to hold her head up to see new things
    >you get home and lay boneless pone on her bed and fold her up so she's warm
    >you say goodnight boneless pone
    >gomgmight amom
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:29 No.34139614
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    >>34139579
    No; AT BRONYCON
    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU BALLROOM-OFFERING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 02/09/12(Thu)21:29 No.34139624
    >>34139590
    >33 Short Films About Ponyville

    Yes please
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:29 No.34139630
    >>34139594
    I DESPERATELY REQUIRE MORE FLUTTERSTALKER.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:29 No.34139631
    >>34139594

    I'm not your PET, woman.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:29 No.34139635
    >>34139614
    Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:29 No.34139636
    >>34139498
    No Derpy, Gilda, Big Mac, Trixie, Lyra and Bon-Bon, Carrot Top, Scratch, or Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.

    Fuck it.
    No.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:30 No.34139642
    >>34139594
    Well, that's plausible...
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:30 No.34139643
    >>34139614
    one time I had a dream that I was transformed into a female pone and bronies gangraped me
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:30 No.34139646
    >>34139594
    >>34139554

    NEVER! I AM A MAN! URAGHAHHHH!

    Wait why are you all running away?!
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:30 No.34139651
    >>34139575
    Then she becomes boneless
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:30 No.34139652
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    >>34139482
    >But what happens when more humens come looking for you?
    There aren't any. Your stais pod is the only one that survived.

    >what if they already know what humens are?
    What do you think happened to the other stasis pods?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:30 No.34139664
    what if from now on all episodes go up early?

    I want The Last Roundup damnit, I'll buy that DVD
    >> Dino-Fag: fuck off 02/09/12(Thu)21:30 No.34139674
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    STARTING CLOSE ENCOUTNERS OF THE THIRD KIND IN 5 MINUTES
    I'LL CODE SOME PONY CROSSING IN THE MEAN TIME.

    http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/close_encounters_of_the_third_kind/

    probably one of the best alien movies ever made. and in 1977, treating the aliens as somewhat playful, peaceful, and naive was pretty strange.
    this is pretty much one of spielberg's top three movies ever made.
    you really need to see this movie

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    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU BALLROOM-OFFERING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 02/09/12(Thu)21:30 No.34139677
    >>34139664
    >what if from now on all episodes go up early?
    Won't happen.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:31 No.34139680
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    >Derpy Hooves has joined the game
    >"HI GUYS!"
    >Picks a Demoman
    >Randomly fires bombs and sticky-mines everywhere
    >"Don't waste your ammo!"
    >"Oops - my bad...!"
    >After a while you forget she's on your team
    >You weren't doing so well before, now things are even worse - you're surrounded and pinned down from almost every angle.
    >"How do I set off the stickies, guys?"
    >It is angrily explained to her, sprinkled with angry gamers calling her a retard for not knowing.
    >"L-like this?"
    >Entire enemy team explodes.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:31 No.34139681
    I need all the "Rustled Jimmies" pics you have.

    GOGOGO
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:31 No.34139690
    >>34139563
    FINALLY!
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:31 No.34139699
    >>34139498
    Zecora wants to get the citizens of Ponyville better, so she spends the day talking to various citizens and asking what they do around town. She has some flash backs to her younger years in her Zebra village, and draws parallels between the two cultures. The lesson learned is that even if thing look different, you can always find something to relate too. Or something.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:31 No.34139700
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    >>34139681
    I was just going to post them
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:31 No.34139704
    >>34139652
    Plead. Plead for your fucking life. You don't know nothin' about nothin'.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:31 No.34139705
    >>34139651
    oh Twilight, I'll carry you around in the nicest bucket money can buy
    >> Dino-Fag: fuck off 02/09/12(Thu)21:31 No.34139708
    >>34139674
    wait, 10 minutes, not 5
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:32 No.34139711
    >>34139681
    not pone
    fuck off
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:32 No.34139718
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    >>34139630
    OKAY
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:32 No.34139719
    >>34139652
    >Get rescued by John Goodman.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:32 No.34139721
    >>34139700
    I saw that cereal at a Whole Foods and it made me giggle.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:32 No.34139722
    >>34139533
    This boner, my boner.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:32 No.34139728
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    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:32 No.34139730
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OlXuGJezqk

    I guess the FBI sent him a forceful letter.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:33 No.34139739
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    >>34139711
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:33 No.34139743
    guys I got a pone

    like, the actual pastry
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:33 No.34139748
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    >>34139533
    >"Tentacles?"

    Yes please.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:33 No.34139749
    >>34139719
    >>"Actually, Mr. Goodman... I like it better here. I feel like I actually belong."
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:34 No.34139768
    >>34139680

    Meant to link to >>34138352
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:34 No.34139769
    >>34139749
    >He drags you away against your will.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:34 No.34139779
    >>34139730
    Haha! What a fag.
    >> Dino-Fag: fuck off 02/09/12(Thu)21:34 No.34139781
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    ok NOW we're streaming in 5 minutes

    http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/close_encounters_of_the_third_kind/

    probably one of the best alien movies ever made. and in 1977, treating the aliens as somewhat playful, peaceful, and naive was pretty strange.
    this is pretty much one of spielberg's top three movies ever made.
    you really need to see this movie

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    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:35 No.34139798
    >not eating your pony
    >paris, 1870
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:35 No.34139802
    >>34139730
    >His white knight comments.
    >All this asskissing.
    Fuck this, where is my alcohol.
    >It's only 6:30!
    FUCK YOU BRAIN LIVER.
    DADDY NEEDS HIS PAIN RELIEF
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:36 No.34139816
    >>34139769
    >>"Don't worry, I'll write to you!"
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:36 No.34139818
    >>34139781
    >treating the aliens as playful, peaceful and naive?

    What? Where the fuck are you getting that from?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:36 No.34139827
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    >>34139711


    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:36 No.34139831
    >>34139680

    >You discover Derpy has more hats and special items than anyone else on your team.
    >Derpy did not realize she even had them.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:37 No.34139837
    >>34139730
    >Report all of his videos.
    >Watch his youtube channel get shut down too.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:37 No.34139840
    >>34139730
    I'm not seeing anything but a black screen
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:37 No.34139842
    >>34139730
    >$1,700

    Jesus FUCK, how the hell can I do that?

    I need a new computer.
    >> Dino-Fag: fuck off 02/09/12(Thu)21:37 No.34139843
    >>34139818
    the movie
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:37 No.34139849
    >>34139827
    There's something oddly comforting about his smile.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:37 No.34139857
    >>34139827

    This fucking picture
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:37 No.34139864
    >>34139831
    >A Finnish child convinces her to trade them all to her for a can of paint and a wrangler
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:38 No.34139868
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    >>34139575
    Then this happens.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:38 No.34139869
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    >>34139831
    >When people is not mean to hear she give them lots of hats and items.

    >>34139849
    We know.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:38 No.34139871
    >>34139843
    Which movie?

    Because that's not Close Encounters at all.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:38 No.34139877
    >>34139476
    thank you

    looks hard to draw a swiffer pony
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:39 No.34139894
    >>34139877
    I would figure she would be light blue with those white strands like dreadlocks.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:39 No.34139895
    >>34139869
    Shit nigga what the fuck I just say... Im going to bed.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:39 No.34139901
    >>34139680
    >"This is why I voted 'no' on kicking her."
    >Tell them to wait until she plays pyro
    >Entire enemy team is in chaos.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:40 No.34139915
    >>34139842
    Dress like a pony, go to brony con, bend over.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:40 No.34139926
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    So a couple of days ago, MLPG came up with a hobo pony, and I decided to test out her design a bit before trying to go anywhere with it.

    I overall like it, but I'm wondering if you guys could give me some thoughts or advice? Anything you could offer would be greatly appreciated.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:40 No.34139927
    >>34139894
    Also fluffy as fuck.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:40 No.34139935
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    >>34139894
    I like to imagine the handle as her tail.
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/09/12(Thu)21:40 No.34139936
    Getting close to the cap. Just letting those that are interested know that I'll quest soon
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:41 No.34139947
    >>34139936
    Alright.
    >> Dino-Fag: fuck off 02/09/12(Thu)21:41 No.34139953
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    >>34139781
    we're starting now
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:41 No.34139956
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    >Mic the mic getting his just deserts

    FUCK YES

    I dont hate the guy but what he did just was wrong yo
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:41 No.34139958
    >>34139840

    It's just his voice; the audio basically says that his livestream got locked (Guess playing a leaked episode for 12 hours straight wasn't such a good idea) and how he's offering refunds to people who gave him 1700 dollars in donations cause he can't handle internet people being butthurt.

    Honestly if somehow I could scam 1700 dollars out of people and then was called out on it I'd just close all my accounts get that money and maybe leave them all a picture of me swimming in their cash.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:41 No.34139966
    >>34139926
    >That scarf
    >That cutie mark
    >Pinto
    I love it man we need more art.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:42 No.34139970
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    >>34139953
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:42 No.34139979
    >>34139576
    He still had every intention to murder her when he dissolved her by breaking the ceiling.
    Terry was a far cry from Bruce's no kill morality.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:42 No.34139984
    >>34139926
    Shit Tess looks beautiful.

    Needs more greentext stories...
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:42 No.34139986
    >>34139677
    but this one did like a special snowflake right
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:42 No.34139987
    >>34139926
    d'awwwwwww hobo pone! i like what you've got so far. i think the colors work well.

    draw more of her. much more.

    i might try drawing her too. just got a tablet, and i need practice
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:42 No.34139988
    >>34139926

    It's good.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:42 No.34139990
    >>34139953
    That ass is so fine I don't even care it's on an anthro.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:42 No.34139991
    >>34139926
    Daaaw she is so cute.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:42 No.34139993
    >>34139956
    But he gave the money back
    >> Dino-Fag: fuck off 02/09/12(Thu)21:43 No.34139998
    >>34139953
    >>34139781
    warning
    DO NOT watch this movie high in any way. drunk maybe, but not high.
    it's just....not a pleasant experience
    >> Small Waves !yrGRe7492g 02/09/12(Thu)21:43 No.34140002
    >>34139956
    I hate him, so I like that karma has come back to him with a swift kick in the ass.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:43 No.34140003
    >>34139936
    i'll be there
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:43 No.34140013
    >>34139926
    I love the color scheme.
    >> Luke Allen !WIREDWTTvw 02/09/12(Thu)21:43 No.34140016
    >>34139680
    Okay. You know what? I'm in. I'm gonna delete gigs of stuff and make room on my HD for Steam and TF2. And I'm gonna be all up in that server.

    You, Derpy-posting anon, are the reason.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:44 No.34140019
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    YOU'RE ALL PUSSIES IF YOU DON'T ALL DROP YOUR PONY FOLDERS RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.

    http://www.mediafire.com/?okxzqazxxb0v9s5
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:44 No.34140029
    >>34139926
    A little more drunk and disheveled. A touch more cheerful.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobo
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:44 No.34140037
    >>34140016
    >Playing TF2

    God damn it, I just deleted TF2 to make room for total war, I didn't know you guys played on a TF2 server.
    >> Goretastic 02/09/12(Thu)21:44 No.34140039
    Hey guys what's goin on in h-

    >>34139926

    HHHNNNNNGGGG

    I would totally kick her down 5 bucks.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:44 No.34140041
    >>34139956
    >He goes to Bronycon.
    >They all give him money.
    >He leaves with thousands.
    >Lauren voices her concern for just giving a random guy money.
    >Gets told by the masses she has to learn to 'love and tolerate'
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:45 No.34140049
    >>34139926
    It's kind of refreshing to see a pony that's not sunshine and smiles, but not red and black grimdark either. Seems like you could work it into a lot of material
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:45 No.34140066
    HDMI
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:46 No.34140067
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    >daring do
    >everything about her
    >her mane
    >her clothes
    >her voice
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:46 No.34140068
    >>34140049
    >Askhobo pone
    >Run by Tess

    Bueno
    >> RustyDooks 02/09/12(Thu)21:46 No.34140072
    >>34140019
    >10 gb

    Yeah, no, my internet is uber shit
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:46 No.34140073
    >>34139926
    All that brown would wash off if she could just find a place to take a bath.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:46 No.34140082
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    >>34140041
    >>Gets told by the masses she has to learn to 'love and tolerate'
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:46 No.34140088
    >>34140068
    all of my WANT
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:46 No.34140089
    >>34140073
    I think she is a pinto.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:47 No.34140096
    >>34140019
    >63 GB

    No.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:47 No.34140105
    >>34140041
    >Someone throws a bottle of Faygo at her head.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:47 No.34140111
    >>34139979

    True, I think that's what I liked about Terry even more than Bruce. In the original animated series it started to feel like everything Batman did to arrest the Joker and other costumed villains was a big game. It started feeling like Batman was just as crazy as them for not doing anything after the Joker tried to Nuke Gotham.

    Terry? He fucking does everything in his power to make sure they don't come back to haunt him, true most of the time it was out of desperation (Chimera, Bane 2.0) but it felt nice that he was paying villians back with real consequences, like when he left Shriek deaf.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:47 No.34140114
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    >>34140019
    I don't even have the ROOM for that shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:48 No.34140122
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    >>34140073
    she's not a bean silly
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:48 No.34140125
    >>34140089
    And I think she's just a dirty hobo.

    Hey, remember when "homeless" wasn't a sign of a mental condition? Remember when it was a life choice that signified freedom and adventure?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:48 No.34140136
    >>34140122
    But she would love to eat a bean.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:49 No.34140142
    >>34139990
    it is okay to like ass son, tis the reason we are here. cute faces and tight asses
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:50 No.34140159
    we ded
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:50 No.34140166
    >>34140159
    Someone needs to dust the general off.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:50 No.34140169
    >>34140125
    Nah its obviously a pinto like Pip.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:50 No.34140172
    >>34139926

    I think I suggested that the shawl/scarf be red, and her mane a dirt-blonde color. Insert butthurt here, I guess.

    I do like the idea of her being a pinto though - like permanent dirt-spots.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:51 No.34140188
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    >twist giving feces for gift

    DAMMIT FACELESS
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:51 No.34140204
    isn't Swiffer pone way bigger than Tobasco pone?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:51 No.34140205
    >>34140188
    AW THEY SO DORABLE TOGETHER
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:52 No.34140211
    >>34140188
    I BLAME SENTINEL
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:52 No.34140215
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    >>34140016

    I am? Yay!
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:52 No.34140219
    >>34140172
    Well, she could still be a pinto, just with less spots once she's clean.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:52 No.34140240
    Scrubbing Bubbles you here, anon.
    >> Dino-Fag: fuck off 02/09/12(Thu)21:53 No.34140257
    >>34139501
    >only 6 viewers
    come on mlpg, this is a classic
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:53 No.34140260
    >>34139926
    She needs a harmonica
    >> Toss 02/09/12(Thu)21:54 No.34140264
    >>34140211
    I BLAME ALL TRIPFAGS.
    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU BALLROOM-OFFERING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 02/09/12(Thu)21:54 No.34140268
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    >>34140114
    >XP
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/09/12(Thu)21:54 No.34140271
    >>34140240
    Yup, just waiting for the thread to run its course
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:54 No.34140273
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    >>34140114
    >59GB
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:54 No.34140274
    >>34140260
    SECOND
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:54 No.34140280
    >>34140260
    THIRD
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:54 No.34140284
    >>34140260
    But is she a singin' hobo? A dancin' hobo? Or is she a stabbin' hobo?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:54 No.34140285
    >>34139987
    By all means go for it!
    >>34140013
    Awesome. Thanks.
    >>34140029
    I thought about that, but there were a couple of greentext stories that kinda set her in my mind as more of a sadsack, mopey sort of character. And like >>34140049 said, I'd like for there to be more nongrimdark but unhappy ponies.
    >>34140089
    Yeah she's supposed to be a pinto.
    >>34140172
    Yes I do remember you. Believe me when I say, I'd heard you out and tried it myself, but in all honesty, I didn't like it quite as well. The blonde blended in with her skin and the red shawl just didn't look quite right.
    But thanks anyway for the assistance. It's still appreciated.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:54 No.34140289
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    Ulysses Jelly (Or U. Jelly for short)

    this is the name ponychan has decided.

    what do you think
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:54 No.34140291
    >>34139935
    >Stiff tail.
    Eeeh.
    >> RustyDooks 02/09/12(Thu)21:55 No.34140300
    >>34140260
    This, please this.

    And a cricket as her pet.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:55 No.34140310
    >>34140257
    IVE SEEN IT 400000 times DINOFAG

    I KNOW
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:55 No.34140316
    Why won't you all give Dino-Fag the attention she desperately wants?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:55 No.34140317
    >>34140300
    A cricket? How about a mouse?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:55 No.34140318
    >>34140285
    Tess give her a har harmonica!
    >> Sparkler 02/09/12(Thu)21:56 No.34140322
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    >>34140257
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:56 No.34140324
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    >mfw Binding of Isaac

    this game is a pain in my ass
    >> Dino-Fag: fuck off 02/09/12(Thu)21:56 No.34140328
    >>34140310
    oh, good
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:56 No.34140340
    >>34140324
    >Binding of Isaac

    what a shitty game
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:56 No.34140342
    >>34140316
    >she
    >> Dino-Fag: fuck off 02/09/12(Thu)21:56 No.34140347
    >>34140289
    i smirked very slightly
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:57 No.34140352
    PREPARE YOUR NEW HORSES
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:57 No.34140355
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    >>34140289

    >not Hugh Jelly
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:57 No.34140360
    >>34140340
    It's fun. Just... fucking frustrating.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:57 No.34140361
    >>34140352
    Im on it.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:57 No.34140365
    >>34139677
    are you sure? How many more people bought it from itunes than usual? buys count for ratings, never mind youtube views
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:57 No.34140366
    >>34140355
    Shut up Krabb
    >> the shitty tripfag that doesn't contribute anything !M.XfcOy5lo 02/09/12(Thu)21:57 No.34140372
    >>34140264
    I'm sorry
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:57 No.34140373
    >>34140285
    excellent. i shall attempt some drawings of hobo pone, following your design.

    hopefully i'll produce something worth sharing!
    >> Toss 02/09/12(Thu)21:57 No.34140381
    >>34140316
    ATTENTION WHORES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO GIVE OTHER ATTENTION WHORES ATTENTION.
    >> Dino-Fag: fuck off 02/09/12(Thu)21:58 No.34140392
    >>34140316
    >she
    WHO TOLD YOU
    would you believe me if i said i don't really want attention, i just want people to see this movie?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:58 No.34140396
    NEW HORSE

    >>34140386
    >>34140386
    >>34140386
    >>34140386
    >>34140386
    >>34140386
    >>34140386
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:58 No.34140397
    >>34140289
    He'll never show up again so I don't really care
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:59 No.34140416
    >>34140396
    >keywords
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/09/12(Thu)21:59 No.34140417
    Ok, Its about that time.

    Heres the past sessions that were saved
    http://pastebin.com/AVzHK0uc
    http://pastebin.com/hz0NraZa
    http://pastebin.com/p059SJLR
    http://pastebin.com/LYWhGLwu
    http://pastebin.com/0z2jetVp

    I go by majority rule on actions. I sometimes make SECRET ROLLS for certain actions. I'll try to post within ever ten minutes or so. If its taking longer, just be patient. I'll start up next post.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:59 No.34140423
    >>34140392
    ELEMENTARY

    Hoppopopopopopo is a lesbean
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:59 No.34140429
    >>34140289
    Go tell those fags we picked a better name.

    Hugh Jelly.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:59 No.34140430
    >>34140068
    That could be fun.
    If I can stick with a single project for more than three days, that could be a kinda neato thing to do.
    And I don't have to worry about any >worldbuilding questions.
    >>34140300
    >>34140318
    >>34140317
    Crickets seem like the more "hobo" thing, but I can try both.
    >>34140373
    Have fun! And please please please post it when you're done.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)22:00 No.34140435
    >>34140396
    Derpy is not a keyword, but brony and Trixie are.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)22:00 No.34140441
    NEW HORSE

    >>34140434
    >>34140434
    >>34140434
    >>34140434
    >>34140434
    >> Dino-Fag: fuck off 02/09/12(Thu)22:00 No.34140452
    >>34140423
    >and she still cheats on me
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)22:01 No.34140461
    >>34140430
    i will post whatever i happen to produce! thanks for the inspiration!
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)22:01 No.34140474
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    >>34139680
    >>34139680
    >>34139831
    >>34139864
    >>34139869
    >>34139901
    >>34139901
    >>34140016
    >>34140016
    >>34140016
    >>34140016
    >>34140215

    Derpy confirmed for Accidental Goddess of TF2.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)22:02 No.34140486
    >>34140111
    Shriek did later bite him in the ass the hardest though. Even though his powers were shit compared to say, Spellbinder or Blight, he was probably the most dangerous recurring villain of the bunch.
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/09/12(Thu)22:04 No.34140542
    Last time on Lets Go Get The Mane Cast To Go to A Party But Then Eveyone is Busy Or Something Quest

    >Went to Applejack's
    >She was busy, helped Bigmac inside and said she couldnt come to the party.
    >Went to Fluttershy's
    >She wouldnt answer the door and was lying in bed. Coudltn come to the party
    >Went to Rarity's
    >She mad
    >Went to Twilight's
    >Spike answered, said they were really busy.
    >Went to Rainbow Dash's
    >She all set for the party, though doesnt seem to like you much.
    >Pinkie said she and Dash would go gather up more party guests while you go back to Sugar Cube Corner and make sure everything is all set.

    You are standing on the crest of a hill just outside Ponyville. Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie have just ran off into town to find more ponies for the party.

    What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)22:04 No.34140545
    >>34139935
    >>34140291
    Well I think it would be super cute but a tail of the Swiffer stuff would be nice too
    >>34140257
    I don't have the high speed or I would
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)22:04 No.34140550
    >>34140417
    Let's do this.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)22:07 No.34140629
    >>34140542
    Let's go back to Sugar Cube Corner and make sure everything is set up.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)22:07 No.34140638
    >>34140542
    hmmm... so we have nothing to do until the party that pretty much no one is coming to starts? i say we go back to scc and wait for the fun
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)22:08 No.34140659
    >>34140542
    Make the most out of the moment and take a deep breath to reflect on all the crazy shit you've seen today. Then head back to Sugar Cube Corner,
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)22:08 No.34140677
    fyck we aren't going to mars anymore
    >>34140204
    size difference is my fetish
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/09/12(Thu)22:15 No.34140858
    The simple thing to do seems to be to go back to Sugar Cube Corner and get things started, like Pinkie said. After wandering around town for the last several hours, you're starting to become more accustomed to the streets and are better at finding your way. You make good time.

    What a day. Just a few hours ago you woke up in the forrest without a memory in your head, in a place you knew nothing about. A jelly cube and several ponies later, you're putting on party. What a world.

    Its still a little light out but the sun is rapidly reaching the horizon as you return to SCC. The door is still open, but you make sure to announce your arrival, thinking about how bad your first impression with the Cakes was.

    "Hello?" You knock on the door you enter. "Its me again. Rusty. Don't get scared."

    "Oh! Rusty.....right," The blue pony you so momentarily today is there, with a pair of small baby ponies in front of her playing on the floor. As you enter, the two little ponies look up at you with fascination. "We werent expecting you back....so soon, that is! Where's Pinkie?"

    You explain that Pinkie and Dash are out getting more party guests. You came to make sure everything is going well here.

    "Right, the party! Everything is going well here. Most of the treats should be ready by now." She looks around the room for a moment. "Uhh, could you set things out for the guests while I mind the little ones? Everything is in the kitchen."
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)22:15 No.34140864
    >>34140268
    >vista
    >7
    >whatever the fuck you're using
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)22:17 No.34140903
    >>34140858
    Let's set things out for the party.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)22:17 No.34140904
    >>34140858
    the kitchen... let's not screw this up. at least we're not cooking this time. i guess begin setting the food out for the guests. CAREFULLY
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)22:18 No.34140944
    >>34140268
    You think that thing can run 7?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)22:19 No.34140972
    Let's set things out, and try to make nice with Mrs. Cake. No need for hard feelings between us and the Cake family.
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/09/12(Thu)22:21 No.34141009
    You go into the kitchen and take stock of the food situation. Theres a few cakes and cookies and cupcakes and lots of other little tasty looking pastries. It reminds all reminds you of the small cookie residing in your pocket, the last treat that survived you and Pinkie when you were offered a bin of snacks as an apology from Mr. Cake. It all looks and smells so good.

    It all seem like a simple matter of taking the food from the back to the front.......

    You gingerly pick up a cake and take its weight. Ok. Easy......easy. You got the weight, just...need to....get....through the doors......easy....eaFUCK

    Tripping over your own feet, the cake goes FLYING from your hands, into the the room and landing almost perfectly on Mrs. Cake and her babies. Theres a distinct SPLAT and a scream of shock and excitement from the three ponies.

    You hit the ground face first.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)22:24 No.34141046
    AW FUCK. Goddamnit, Rusty. Just because you're named after Dale Gribble doesn't mean you have to be just as useless as him.


    Get up quickly and check on Mrs. Cake and the babies. Make sure to apologize PROFUSELY. Then help clean them up.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)22:24 No.34141049
    >>34141009
    FFFfffffffffuck! I knew it!

    well... uh... we should probably get up, apologize profusely, and see if we can help clean up. we're not making a very good impression here.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)22:26 No.34141092
    >>34141049
    hivemind
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)22:26 No.34141097
    >>34141009
    Dice rolling for cake carrying?

    Apologize about the whole cake thing. Let's go look for a mod.
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/09/12(Thu)22:32 No.34141241
    "Oh no!" You say, getting to your feet frantically, falling down again and getting up a second time. "Oh no, I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry! I thought I had it but I'm not good with cakes and this is all very new to me and I'm soooo sorry I didn't mean-"


    "No no, its ok!" Mrs. Cake says, scooping up her babies, the two of them giggling and licking up frosting. "Accidents will happen. You uhhhh.....you stay here and clean up. I need to go up stairs and clean up. You just stay here."

    Shes backing away from you,, even going up the stairs backwards. "Right. Here. Ok?"

    You're left alone in the front of house with a huge pile of white and chocolate cake on the floor. You feel just awful and look for something to help you clean up. You find a dust pan but nothing to sweep with, so you just use you hand.

    It was more work then it looked like, but eventually you get things clean, licking a little of the temping treat from your fingers. It was really good.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)22:34 No.34141292
    >>34141241
    well, at least we did that without screwing up. i think we should just sit down carefully, not close to anything fragile, or moveable, and wait for pinkie to return. i'm afraid if we do anything else, we're just asking for trouble
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)22:37 No.34141364
    >>34141241
    Let's just wait.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)22:37 No.34141380
    >>34141241
    That was the dice screwing us again, right?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)22:37 No.34141381
    >>34141241
    Sit down. Slowly, very slowly. Don't look at anything. Don't touch anything. Don't think about anything.


    You just sit right the fuck there and don't move.
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/09/12(Thu)22:45 No.34141576
    You decide not to add any more fuel to the fire and just sit down quietly. Not touching anything. Not hurting anyone. You hear hear water running upstairs, no doubt Ms. Cake running a bath for her and the baby ponies. You hope shes not to upset about all this.

    After another 15 minutes or so, Pinkie bursts into the store with a few more ponies behind her.

    "Alright! Lets par.....Rusty?" Pinkie hops over to you sitting on the floor, curious. "Whats wrong?"

    "I made a mess. Got Mrs. Cake and her babies covered in cake. Didnt want to make another mess, so I'm just sitting here."

    Pinkie looks at you long and hard for what feels like a solid minute to you. Slowly, her nose wrinkles, eyes scrunch, a smile appears and shes giggling. Soon shes on her back, laughing, her hoofs waggling in the air.

    "Ahahahahaa!" Pinkie recovers, getting to her hooves and wiping her head eyes. "Aha ha....aha, oh Rusty, thats hilarious. I wish I was here to see it!"

    You feel a little better by Pinkie's mirth and you that a few of the ponies she brought with her a giggling with each other. "Is there any food left?"

    "Oh, yeah!" You say, a smiling creeping on your own face. "The kitchen's full. I just didnt want to drop any more."

    "Okie dokie!" Pinkie bounds over to the double doors leading to the kitchen. "You just make yourself at home with the others and I'll bring the chow!"

    >>34141381

    (Yeah, it was a SUPER BAD roll. Any worse and you would have been decapitated by the cake.)
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)22:49 No.34141681
    >>34141576
    Let's mingle. Are roles being made for every action we take?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)22:50 No.34141703
    >>34141576
    fucking dice rolls...

    well, i suppose it's time to mingle and chit-chat. let's try and make a good impression. who all has shown up for this party?

    oh, and try and get something to eat WITHOUT KILLING ANYONE before pinkie eats it all.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)22:51 No.34141740
    Let's be a wall flower and stand to the side awkwardly.
    Just like prom all over again.
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/09/12(Thu)22:56 No.34141873
    You get to your feet and decide to rub elbows....heads....do ponies have elbows? Whatever, you decide to mingle.

    Pinkie brought with her three guests. One is a mint green looking unicorn, a white-ish pony with purple and magenta hair and bright purple/pink pony, with a picture of berries on its flank. They seem to be chatting with each other happily. As you walk over the the little ground they hush up.

    Oh god. As far as you know this is your first party ever. You have no idea what to talk about.

    "H-hi." You say, putting on a nice smile. "I'm Rusty."

    "Oh hello.....Rusyt." The mint green pony says, smling as nervously as you. "I'm Lyra. And these are by friends, Bonbon and Berry."

    Oh god oh god oh god what do you talk about oh god wheres Pinkie oh god.


    >>34141681
    (Some. I'm using my own judgment on what to roll for)
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)22:58 No.34141912
    >>34141873
    Ask them what they do for a living, or how about how they're folks are. Come on man, STRIKE UP A CONVERSATION!
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)22:58 No.34141922
    >>34141873
    Ask them what ponies typically do for fun around here.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)22:59 No.34141935
    >>34141873
    "nice to meet you lyra, bonbon and berry. i'm kind of new here and still getting used to things. thanks for coming to the party. what can you tell me about ponyville?"
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)23:03 No.34142031
    >>34141873
    What are you rolling? A d6, d20, or d100?
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/09/12(Thu)23:10 No.34142210
    You do you're very best to keep your cool and oh god are you sweating? You hope they dont notice. Would ponies notice that sort of thing? You hope not.

    "So....uh, what do you all do for a living?"

    "Oh, well I'm a musician." Lyra explains.

    "Thats really intersting. What instrument do you play?"

    All of the ponies look at you with a funny expression for a moment, look at Lyra, back at you and all start laughing. You're not really sure why their laughing, but you seem to have broken the ice and laugh too.

    Soon enough, you and the other are having a nice conversation. Pinkie soon appears and starts laying out treats for everyone. You all have a nice time and snack a bit. Its a little weird for you, talking down to these ponies and you're back is getting a little tense. But you're having fun and making friends.

    Talking with your new friends you learn a bit about Ponyville. They're a nice little town of ponies in this country called Equestria. but lately things have been bad. Monsters from the Everfree Forrest have been plauging them like nothing else these last few weeks and its just been an ordeal for everyone. No one has been injured so far, thanks to Pinkie and her friends, but everyone is so scared.

    You were about to say something when Dash bangs inside, followed by another winged pony, this one grey and blonde. "Pinkie, I'm back."

    "Yay!" Pinkie says, laying down the last of the food. "Now we can REALLY get started!"
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/09/12(Thu)23:11 No.34142233
    >>34142031
    (Oh sorry, forgot your post. d100. I'm kinds using a variant of the Dark Heresy and similar RPGs rules. I really like the system.)
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)23:12 No.34142274
    >>34142210
    Awesome. Let's follow Pinkie's lead. Dark Heresy? Let's hope for low rolls.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)23:12 No.34142277
    >>34142210
    brace for incoming pinkie-ness. maybe try and stretch a bit to help our back out? away from anything we might destroy.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)23:14 No.34142342
    Aw hell, Derpy is in the house. We should sit down somewhere if we're being a crybaby wussy pants. Otherwise we'd doing pretty well right now. No fuck ups.
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/09/12(Thu)23:19 No.34142480
    Soon enough, Pinkie kicks things into full swing. Fun music starts playing from somewhere and multi colored lights pop on somehow, but everyone else seems to be having a good time so you dont question it. After a while, even Dash seems to lighten up and having a good time.

    "Oh oh!" Pinkie shouts after a while. "I have the best idea! Lets play a game!"

    The other ponies all cheer in agreement. Pinkie hops up to you.

    "How about it Rusty?" She says, bouncing up you your full height. "Know any fun hooin games?"

    "Uhhh...." You think frantically.

    Oh boy," Dash comments loudly, her hoof in her face. "Here we go."
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)23:21 No.34142522
    >>34142480
    oh shit... a fun hoomin game? with ponies? i'm at a loss here guys...
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)23:21 No.34142536
    >>34142480
    "Pin the tail on the donkey?"
    >> sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/09/12(Thu)23:21 No.34142543
    >>34142480
    Pin the tail on the donkey, bean bag toss... tik tac toe?

    I never really played any party games
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)23:22 No.34142571
    You know guys? This is kinda sad.
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/09/12(Thu)23:29 No.34142760
    "Uhhh....." You still have amnesia and dont even your own name....but, something. Party games. Think think. "Pin.....the tail on the donkey?"

    The music suddenly cuts off and everyone is looking at you.

    "On the...donkey?" Pinkie says, holding her head to her side. "Is that like pin the tail on the pony?"

    "Uhh, I...think so?"

    "Great! Good idea Rusty!" Pinkie, in a blur, sets up a picture of a pony on a wall. "You can go first!"

    "Wait hold o-" You says but are suddenly blinded and something soft is jammed in your hand. You're set spinning and dont know up for down. You feel a little sick.

    "Just try and stick the tail in the pony!" You hear Pinkie shout from....somewhere!

    You tumble around blindly, bumping into a table. Everyone is laughing and it starts to make you laugh to. You come up to where you think the picture might be and jam the thing in your hand into it. The laughter erupts to a new pitch.
    >> sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/09/12(Thu)23:30 No.34142777
    >>34142760
    oh god what have i done oh no the spaghetti no not again
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)23:30 No.34142781
    >>34142760
    Take off the blindfold and see what we stuck,
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)23:30 No.34142786
    >>34142760
    oh boy. well, at least everyone is laughing. let the spaghetti flow.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)23:37 No.34142922
    Oh god, what have we done. Dare we look and see?.
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/09/12(Thu)23:38 No.34142949
    You take off the blindfold and see your handy work. You stuck a phoney pony tail with a pin in it in, not only not on the picture but not even the same wall! You're on the opposite side of the room! Everyone is having a good laugh at your expense.

    "Wow, snrk, Rusty!" Pinkie says, nudging your side. "You're GREAT at this ahaha!"

    You can feel your cheeks going red and smile.

    "Could you uh, could you get the tail down? You stuck it half way to the roof! Ahahaha!"

    "Oh, sorry, hehe," You put the nailed tail out of the wall and hand it back to Pinkie.

    "Ok, my turn!" Pinkie says. You help her with the blindfold and some other ponies help spin her around. Pinkie barely does any better then you did!"

    You and your new pony friends all have a good time for what feels like hours. Mrs. Cake came down at one point to check on things, but then quickly went back up stairs.

    You're the life of the party. After the game, all the ponies have loosened up to you and start asking you all sorts of human questions.

    "What do you eat?"

    "Where dif you come from?"

    "Are theres other like you?"

    "You're really tall!"
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)23:39 No.34142990
    Oh god, they love us. Rusty tries his best to remember bits and pieces of information that he thinks is common knowledge. If only we could remember who WE are instead.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)23:41 No.34143024
    >>34142949
    might want to leave out the part about eating meat... just to tread lightly.

    how much do we remember about where we came from?

    and i suppose we're kind of tall compared to ponies...
    >> sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 02/09/12(Thu)23:42 No.34143028
    >>34142949
    We eat veggies, fruits and grains.
    >meat
    >ponys
    Would dampen the atmosphere dramatically '
    Earth, but not the one they are on now... difficult to explain.
    Yes, lots and lots of them.
    Your eyes are huge!
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)23:44 No.34143097
    >>34143028
    yeah, their eyes are huge and pretty
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)23:45 No.34143101
    "Humans eat a lot of things, you name it!"

    "I can't remember, but there are tons of people like me of all shapes and sizes, and colors!"

    "Of course, there a millions of humans back home!"

    "Some humans can grow even taller than me!"
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)23:45 No.34143104
    >>34142949
    We can't remember much, but we guess we eat most of the same stuff they do, we can't remember where we're from, and there are probably more of us somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)23:47 No.34143159
    Say that you don't remember and explain your amnesia. Maybe someone can help?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)23:51 No.34143294
    People who suffer from amnesia usually remember common knowledge but forget themselves, anons!
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/09/12(Thu)23:54 No.34143369
    You sit down with the ponies gathered around you, trying your best to answer the questions, but you're brain is so full of holes, you think you can only remember the most basic common knowledge things.

    "I eat..." The though accours to to you that you probably shouldnt mention you eat meat.....wait, do you eat meat? You dont remember ever doing that but it sounds right. But you think your new pony friends might take that the wrong way. "Food. You know fruits and things like that. Lots of stuff"

    You go on to explain your situation to these little ponies. That you cant remeber anything before today and that you're not really sure on anything. But you're sure humans come in all sorts of shapes and sizes and colors, like the ponies! And theres a lot of humans, maybe like millions even! And some are even taller then you! Although you dont know where any of them are.

    Yeah, that sounds right, yeah.

    All of the ponies are engrossed your talking, you're all caught by surprised when Mrs. Cake comes back down.

    "Alright little ponies, its getting late."

    Theres a general "Awwww" shared by you and the other ponies, but everyone helps clean a little; especially thre grey one called Derpy. She accidentally knocked over a table of food. Everyone had a laugh and it made you feel better about your own accident.

    Soon enough, the store is clean and the ponies are saying their good byes out the door. Dash pops hooves with Pinkie. "Catch you later, Pinkie."

    "Bye Dashy!" Pinkie jumps up and wraps her arms (legs? You seriously cant tell with these ponies) around her friend in a hug. Dash rolls her eyes and peels Pinkie off her. "Bye!"

    You are now alone with Pinkie and Mr.s Cake. The older pony is looking back and forth at you and the door.

    "Oh....is...Rusty staying the night?"

    "Huh," Pinkie says, looking at you. "I completely forgot! You dont have any place to stay, do you?"
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)23:56 No.34143411
    >>34143369
    Tell her we don't and ask Ms. Cake if we could stay the night.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)23:57 No.34143433
    >>34143369
    no we have no place to go. we should ask if we can stay the night.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)23:57 No.34143451
    Tell her you don't have a place to stay. Maybe she knows somewhere you can stay for the night. We should ask.
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/10/12(Fri)00:03 No.34143575
    "Uh, no." You explain. "I didnt think of it either.. I dont have a place. Could I-"

    "I know!" Pinkie cuts you off. "Rusty could stay here tonight!"

    "I dunno Pinkie," Mrs. Cake says, looking you up in down cautiously. "We dont have a lot of room, especially since the babies. And Rusty your so.............tall."

    "Oh please please please!" Pinkie pleads, throwing her self to the ground at Mrs. Cake's hooves and looking up at her. "He can stay in my room with me! I promise it wont be any trouble! It'll be just like a sleep over! Pleeeeeeeaaaaase!"

    Mrs. Cake still looks a little unsure, but relents. "Alright Pinkie, you win. Rusty, you're welcome to stay the night."

    "Yay!" Pinkie flips in to the air and starts trotting up the stairs. "Oh this is going to be so much fun! Come on Rsuty, I'll show you my room!"
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)00:04 No.34143596
    >>34143575
    Let's go see her room.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)00:04 No.34143613
    >>34143575
    time to follow pinkie. hopefully we can get some sleep. i'm sure we need it by this point.
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/10/12(Fri)00:08 No.34143709
    Saying good night to Mrs. Cake, you make your way back upstairs and follow Pinkie to her room. Its pretty big, considering she lives above a bakery and there a big colorful bed that looks very inviting to you. You suddenly feel very very tired. Between escaping death, running around town and that party, you're not really surprised.

    Pinkie flings herself across the room and lands on the bed, bouncing a couple times, laughing. "Come on it Rsuty. Make yourself comfortable!"
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)00:10 No.34143774
    >>34143709
    well, time to try to get some sleep. maybe we should find a spot on the floor, regardless of how comfortable the bed looks, it's still pinkies, and it might be a tiny bit weird inviting ourselves into her bed.

    anything for rest at this point.

    oh, and let's be quiet. there's babies close by.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)00:12 No.34143831
    >>34143709
    Let's ask Pinkie if we can borrow a pillow and a blanket. Start looking for a soft spot on the floor.

    >>34142233
    If we attack something is it possible to roll Righteous Fury?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)00:15 No.34143903
    We're spending the night with a talking pony, and that's not the weirdest thing we've seen today. Let's pass out.
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/10/12(Fri)00:16 No.34143926
    "Pinkie," You explain, stretching out and looking for a good place to bed down for the night. You notice Gummy stalking around a corner of the room and decide you'll avoid that area for now. "This was fun and all, but I'm exhausted."

    "Yeah, I guess it is getting kind of late." Pinkie settles down some.

    "Do you have an extra pillow and blanket I could use?" You eye a little spot of carpet that would work for you.

    "Nope! But dont worry about it!" Pinkie grabs Gummy up off the floor as he walks past the bed and set him in her lap. "You can just bunk with me and Gummy tonight! Theres plenty of room."
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)00:17 No.34143954
    >>34143926
    Aren't we a bit big to fit in the same bed as her?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)00:17 No.34143980
    >>34143926
    oh boy.

    will we even fit on the bed, given that it's made for pony proportions?

    i guess make the best of the situation, as weird as it seems. not the strangest thing to happen to us.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)00:18 No.34143994
    Let's move threads, SB.
    >>34140434
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 02/10/12(Fri)00:19 No.34144023
    >>34143994
    Thanks anon.

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