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>mfw Tara Strong
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9N_Kpj80BEM

I can either take a shower and go outside, or continue talking with Pinkie Pie gifs.

>>34135665
Take a shower and go outside.

>>34135644

>One Swiffer dusting an entire kitchen.
Bullshit.

>>34135665
>Going outside
>In 2012

ross thread

Isn't MLP is show for big boys?

>>34135507

>>34135662

boop!

>>34135657
I'm buying it for Tara Strong alone, and then maybe because the premise looks funny too

>>34135704
YOU'VE GOTTA FIGHT.

>>34135662
I predict that someone will post a Dead Space picture.

>Captcha: media's nexNor
Why is captcha casting MegaTen spells?

>>34135718
Im ok with this.

>>34135704
Indeed. Pull up a chair and have a cold one with us.

>>34135705
>>34135665

>>34135718

>>34135731
If it's half as funny as Shadows of the Damned I'm buying it.

>>34135760
>Have a cold one with the mane cast

Is this the real life?

>>34135742
Tomorrow, pal.
>>34135760
If you say so.

Whatever happened to Fluttershy fans.
You don't see them anymore.

>>34135657
Suda 51 does great games.
And holy shit I couldn't unsee Twilight actually saying all of Tara's lines.
>they sound almost the same

>>34135810
they've disappeared into the background, just like she has

>>34135810
They are BG ponies fans now

>>34135810

http://imustaccelerate.tumblr.com/

>>34135810

They hang out on ponibooru to defend their waifus.

>>34135657
THAT'S BEYOND AWESOME!

>CTRL + F >rape
>0 results

Is this the General?

>>34135810
they have all killed themselves because they know they will never be with their w aifu

>>34135810
Eh, most of them were bronies anyway.

>>34135702
Random trivia: Ross's Rarity design reminds me of PPG Him for some unknown reason

thank you for providing me with nightmares that will last for years to come

Also yes i know I can't draw rarity's hair/humans for shit in mspaint it's just a quick thing to illustrate how horrifying this mental image has been

>>34135846
my >rape isn't working very well today

>>34135851
oh good more screencaps of flutterfags typing spaghetti

fluttershy thread?
fluttershy thread
if you dont mind that is...

>>34135820
I am more psyched that Double Fine has gotten a million bucks from investors to make a new adventure game

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/66710809/double-fine-adventure

Hopefully it leads to Psychonauts 2 at some point

>>34135851
that cap hurt to read

>bucking
>chancellor to lady nyx
>uggggggh

>>34135807
Look mate, we just need that diamond, you to last three rounds, then we're golden, aight?

>>34135846
No >rape today

>>34135657
This needs, neigh, DEMANDS to be made into a ponified parody vid.

Why is flootershai so boring

I need pictures of Pinkie in her showgirl dress from Over A Barrel

Someone mentioned human/pony fapfics in the previous horse, so here's these things https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ySpKovBD-nCg0L8PBBova3_etgcDM31sRCU6IUisk38/edit
And another thing

>>34135351
>hotdiggedydemon can suck a dick

This man has earned a subscriber.

http://www.google.com/insights/search/#q=bestiality&cmpt=q&geo=US

>alaska
>most popular state for horsefucking

no surprises here

>>Fluffy pone go to your horse
>>Cuddle
>>When relaxed, it shoves it's cock up your urethra
>>It rips your genitals to threads s it swells
>>There is hole filled with fluffy pone dick where your genitals were
>>It skeets
>>There is tremendous pressure, and it gushes out of your ass, nose and mouth
>>Pressure starts to rise
>>It starts gushing out of your ears
>>Pressure rising
>>The pressure forces your eyes out their sockets, which are now spewing skeet
>>Pressure still rising
>>All your porous tissue is now laden with fluffy pone semen
>>Pressure continues to rise
>>You are literally sweating jizz as it leaks out your pores
>>Pressure is too great
>>You explode
>>Everyone in your neighborhood EXCEPT YOU dies.

>>34135922
Oh god please make more!

>>34135901

>>34135921

Would you like that in human, or pony?

>>34135893
>Psychonauts 2
A man can always dream ;___;

fluttershy demands cock?

>>34135921

>>34135922
Need more.

>>34135931
>you drown

>>34135969
my penis never asked for this

>>34135898
Three u say? Okie-doky.

>>34135949
>people will still pirate the shit out of it

>>34135881
I laugh every time

>>34135990
Oh well, it's kind of a given. Doesn't really change the fact the people donated to it, which is awesome

>rape

>>34135931
what is skeet

Jesus Jesus! Jesus Christ!

>>34135810
We've decided the leave the whole "being obnoxious and loud and waifufaggish" to the Dashfags and Twifags for the time being.

>>34136032
A synonym for semen.

Experiment Day 03

Pony-Mind Preparation: 1 Hour
-Watched Dragonshy, Look Before You Sleep, and Hearts and Hooves Day (leaked)

Amount of Sleep: 5 Hours

Pony-Dream Achieved: Negative

Notes: Not a single dream was remembered today. Not even snippets or images remained in my mind after waking up. This is such a disappointment after yesterday, but I suppose I'll be running into days like this the most during the Experiment. I also suppose that one cannot expect a set precedent after only one day of quasi-success. I wonder though, the more saturated my mind becomes with Pony, will the likelihood of Pony-Dreams actually go down? When Pony becomes mundane, will it cease to entertain, let alone warrant enough interest to cause dreams? That's another question this Experiment will answer in time with a little luck. Also, I can't help but ask, why did Celestia send Twilight and her friends to deal with the removal of a dragon? Surely she has diplomats or envoys in her kingdom she could dispatch to deal with this sort of thing. Or was this a Star Trek kind of thing where the Mane Six were the only starship in range? Here's hoping that tomorrow sees Pony-Dreams realized.

>>34135922
>A Hard Day's Work

one of my most shameful boners

>>34135916
She does seem to be a slightly more boring Twilight now.

But she's not really been around much and I thought she was pretty good in May the Best pet win.

>>34136044
What does it mean?
Rise.

>>34135990
So? That's the world we live in. Everything gets pirated, so developers have to start figuring out alternate ways to make dosh.

is it possible to write clopfics while being a virgin

>>34136055
what kind of dreams do you usually get

are they the boring real life kind

or the fantasy kind that's still pretty linear

or the batshit crazy kind

I have the latter, it kicks ass

>>34135990
>irrelevant since costumers already paid for the production

>>34135901
I am so pleased this was made. I can always count on MLPG.

>>34136077
Spyro liscensed dragon dildoes?

>>34136086
Just as possible as it is to write military fiction without ever having fired a gun.

http://kiyoshiii.deviantart.com/art/Blue-Pegasi-283826737

>>34136055
capped for science

Also: http://lunasblessing.tumblr.com/

>>34136055
Do not ever ask for pone dreams, I had one once and it was literally a nightmare.

Scientists gave animals the spice from Dune and for whatever reason naked anthro Twilight Sparkle was a test subject being tortured.

As you can see, there is no difference between wet reams and nightmares for me.

>>34135947
HUMAN PLEASE

>>34135805
No, and that SUCKS SO BAD!

>>34136101
It'd be nice to make some on the back end too

>>34136135
>Appleda...
Wiat a minute, GG ship his waifu with Dash? How this happened? He only talk about how crappy dash is.

would un in-love pony

>>34136044
What?

>>34136096
I have the combination of all three simultaneously.

>>34136163
Well, he has fucked all the cast with his OC.
And everyone was ok with it.

>>34136136
and they will. its not like they're going to give it away, not everyone pirates even when the option is available.

>>34136167
What?

You know... have we gotten around to registering our >opinions on H&H yet? Everyone was so busy freaking out about the episode leak that nobody bothered to discuss whether they enjoyed the episode or not.

What did y'all think?

>>34136061

>>34136190
It was good

There's something wrong with this thread...

>>34136118
kind of an unfair comparison

>>34136190
It was very good for a love episode.

>>34136110
Dragon dildos?

>>34136190
Solid 8/10

>>34136077
If every video game purchase came with meat of your choosing no one would ever pirate anything again, same with comics.

>Bronycon costume.
Ok, I got one.
Am I ready, MLPG?

Stream starting in 5 minutes. I'll be doing the stream outdoors.
http://www.livestream.com/odysseymusic

>>34136130
Fucking casual.

I had demonic Pinkie nightmares before The Last Roundup.

Guys, I had a wet dream where Rarity is so into scat that she cums whenever she has diearrehia.

What does it mean?

>>34136205
Perhaps it has something to do with that sick, twisted greentext rapefic I wrote where fluffy pone mutilates your genitals and turns you into a gushing sperm balloon?

>>34136190
I liked it a lot. Big Mac finally said more than Eeyup and Nope, which was neat, and the episode was pretty funny overall.

Also, >Caralight was destroyed, feck yes.

>>34135810
are you kiddin lad?
if i could i would love her in an angry latin novela way
then have a tatoo of her on my arm and die etc.

>>34136096
I usually have dream which start out normal but grow increasingly surreal. For instance I'll start off in a house I've never grown up in and go about my daily tasks, then I'll go outside and the world is sideways. I have to clutch onto the grass to keep from falling into the horizon.

Then I'll talk to an armadillo which turns out to be a human. Then my mouth will be full of needles but they don't hurt. Then I get in a car and drive off and wake up.

>>34136190
I seen a couple opinions.
Basically it's nice to see the CMC doing something other than CMC'ing.
And it was executed pretty well compared to what I expected based on the synopsis.
Its song was pretty good, but probably not something I'll listen to hundreds of times in the car.

>>34136190
honestly it was probably my least favorite episode of the season. and i include MMDW and HWE when i say that.

CMCs cannot carry an episode by themselves, period.

>>34135881
Hey sweet stuff. Wanna see my pistol?

>>34136236
I once had a dream where I took Rarity to meet my parents then I put her in a headlock.

>>34136135
I suddenly have the desire to have a drunk threesome with AJ and Dash

>>34136130
my pony dream was fucking crazy

>Wonderbolts do airshow for Celestia
>Luna mad that no one does shit for her and says her Shadowbolts were the shit
>Celestia says why not bring them back and Luna does
>She gets RD to be team captain
>Then I wake up with boner

>>34136261

>>34136240
Sup Faceless.

>>34136274
you better have suplexed her afterwards

>>34135657
It's... kind of weird how she uses the exact same voice for that character, the bunnygirl in Wild Star, Princess clara, and Twilight Sparkle.

Is she trying to cause her fans to experience as much contrast as possible?

>>34136274
Weird, I get violent against someone I like for no reason in my dreams too.

Am I Bruce Banner?

>>34136278

you know dash won't share

>>34136300
Do you have AJ and Rarity?

>>34136163

Only when they're drunk.

skfmomsmsvpkmspofjiwjfiofoasvunwqvinqwivn

>mfw no dota 2 beta key

>>34136240
it means that you have become faceless

>>34136236

I had a nightmare where me and Twilight were trapped in her library treehouse

in the middle of the night

with Slenderman stalking us

then he came inside and started going up the stairs...

>>34136240
>pony wet dream

not that unusual

>>34136190
Its a pretty good one for a token Valentine's Day episode. And with hardly any main characters to boot.

>>34136328
>>faceless

>>34136345
GIMMY TWENTY DOLLAS GIMMY TWENTY DOLLAS GIMMY TWENTY DOLLAS

Next pony posted will have your babbys, how it would be to be a family man with that pone?

>>34136130
>Dune
>Navigator Ponies
mah nigga

>>34136300
Or maybe she can only do one voice.
But honestly I don't get it why Strong gets cast in so many roles.

>>34136190
weak episode bolstered by hilarious and wonderful facial expressions and song and jelly pony

>>34136234
Stream begins now.
http://www.livestream.com/odysseymusic

>>34136377
Boy have I got a lot on my plate.

>>34136377

>>34136399
>Living with Luna

It would be awful as fuck because she's an awful pone, I also think she wouldn't be a good mother

>>34136399
I'm ok with this

>>34136412
Dysfunctional family on Steroids.

>>34136283
Where do you think the entities known as the Shadowbolts are when not summoned?

BANISHED BETWEEN DIMENSIONS WHERE THEY FEEL ONLY PAIN

>>34136412
>You don't get any sleep.
>She is up all night, yelling in her Canterlot voice at random cars that drive past the house.

>>34136432
wat

>>34136328
Whenever you slay Faceless you become the new Faceless like Santa Claus or Lucius the Eternal

IS THERE ANYTHING THAT WE CAN DISCUSS ABOUT FLUTTERSHY
ANYTHING?

>>34136384
>Tara Strong
>only one voice
You, sir, be's dumb.

>>34136399
I'll live with her, but I'm not doing anything PG 13

>>34136453
SHE IS BORING

>>34136399
>having babby with Luna

...doesn't that make you a king?

>>34136433

Shadowbolts are pony Cenobites?

>>34136439

>>34136408

>>34136468
She is not a queen.

>>34136439
Is she my wife or dog?

>writers lounge sometime in 2011
>everyone trying to think up good episode ideas
>"man, I wish we didn't have to tack a fucking moral lesson onto the end of each episode"
>"no kidding, and we always have to shoehorn Twilight in there somehow to deliver the lesson even if she played no part in the episode"
>"I really wish we could just leave Twilight out of it, honestly"
>"guys, come on, we need to figure out a moral and then build an episode around in. let's brainstorm"
>five hours later
>still haven't thought of anything
>"...wait a minute..."

And that's how Lesson Zero was made.

>>34136439
"Honey, some of us aren't immortal moon deities."

>>34136475
Look at this horses ass

>>34136484

but she's a princess. doesn't marrying a princess make her a queen?

>>34136487
Depends on her kinks.
She is your dog when you manage to get the collar on her.
>Most of the time you are the one with it on.

>>34136455
She's the most boring and uninspired "professional" VA I've ever heard.

>>34136507
No.

>>34136518
yet she's always employed.

>>34136453
If you don't ship Fluttershy with Big Mac then you must be some kind of bad person

>>34136190
I didn't think it was that great

>>34136501
"SILENCE ROYAL CONCUBINE! WE DEMAND MINIATURE PIAZZA BAGELS AND A BACK RUB!"

>>34136399
>baby with luna

I suppose princess of the night pregnancy would be quite awkward

I mean she'd probably be night shift/nocturnal, so she'd probably spend a bit of time alone before waking you up so you can enjoy the quiet nightlife

>>34136190

personally, the babby-talk made me cringe so hard that I had to watch half the episode with the sound turned off

the Sweetie song at the beginning was nice though, and the CMC being adorable together is always a plus

>>34136567
why not just shift your sleep schedule to match hers?

>>34136575
>personally, the babby-talk made me cringe so hard that I had to watch half the episode with the sound turned off

Wasnt that the point?

>>34136507
No it just makes you the unlucky husband of a pissed-off reality-warping horse.

>>34136575

That's the point. It's supposed to make you cringe.

>>34136594
if the point was to be unwatchable, yes. But that's a terrible point

>>34136594
Yes

>>34136594

well it worked way, WAY too well

stay out of my shed

>>34136654
okay...

http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=m570.l2736&_nkw=pony+sissy+panties

I DON'T LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING

So who wants to go filly bowling with me?

>Party inside the horses

>>34136531
>yellowmac
>not speedyquiet

>>34136600
>She has cravings for pickles and moonpies.
>You have no idea how she knows what a moonpie even is.
>But you find yourself in the car, driving to the store, she is in the passenger seat, demanding passerbys bow as she leans her head out the window.

>>34136494
>shoehorn
not this shit again

"YES! For the first time ever, the Cutie Mark Crusaders have achieved a common purpose! Let's go celebrate!"

"I love you Shmoopy Doo!"

"I love YOU Shmoopy Doo!"

"I love you more, my Big Apple Dumpling!"

"No, I love you more, mah Big Apple Dumplin'!"

"WHAT HAVE WE DONE!"

>>34136667
Skoon is going to do something with this.

>>34136684
You are ok.

>>34136547
>miniature Piazza bagels

What?

>>34136667
>the horror

It was definitely the most saccharine episode FiM has had yet.
I'm perfectly ok with that, I though it had just the right amount of cute and sweet and funny.

>>34136582
because somepony has to bring home the hay

So

did the CMC even mention getting their cutie marks in this episode?

>>34136684
>speedyquiet
>not squigglequiet

>>34136675
I dunno. I dont want people thinking I'm a fillyfiddler

>>34136667

>Plush white foldover elastic is at the waist and legs, for a comfy fit and a sweet little girl look. These were designed using "Daddy" measurements, so they will fit comfortably the way they should.

What the fuck am I reading? And why am I thinking of buying the Rarity panties?

>>34136667
Alright what the fuck guys?

>>34136667
>celestia 2 bids
>rarity 0 bids
WHAT THE HELL

>>34136723
Nope.

>>34136667
Do you just go around on ebay looking for creepy shit?

>>34136748
Thats a good thing

>>34136736
Because you're a faggot?

>>34135851
FINAL STAGE OF GRIEF, ACCEPTANCE.
I CAN'T WAIT TO DRAW SHIPPING JUST RIGHT AFTER I FINISH AN OC PICTURE, DO YOU STILL CALL IT AN OC IF IT'S NOT BASED FROM ANY EXISTING WORKS?

>>34136732
Someone draw Anon playing Applebloom like a violin.
Bonus points for a mare pony accusing him of fillyfiddling.

>>34136667

>>34136667

>>34136667

MY. FUCKING. GOD.

>>34136575

kissy wissy snuggy wuggy sugar bear

>>34136753
no, I found this on /merch/

>>34136667
All I know is that these better not be worn by men!

>>34136710

So Double Fine has reached $1M.

It turns out to be My little pony: Friendship is Magic adventures!

>>34136795
>bronies
Think again.

>>34136667
do you think there limited-edition?

>>34136788
Oh wow.

Please tell me it was actually someone over there who produced those things.

>>34136795
I've got some bad news for you my friend...

>>34136433
The dream got me thinking what if they were an actual team that got disbanned when Luna went psycho bitch all over Equestria. So RD goes around recruiting a group of loveable underdogs who takes on the Wonderbolts and win. She even gets an invitation to teh Wonderbolts but being loyalty she says fuck you and does her own thang.

>>34136804
wat is doble fine?

>>34136667
What is a sissy panties?

>>34136817
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/merch/res/82591.html

How do female ponies masturbate?

>>34136808
I hope so. This is the kind of horrifying shit that doesn't need to be in regular circulation.

>>34136667
>Places bid.

>>34136795

You and me both know the truth

>>34136822

>>34136822
Psychonauts, Grim Fandango, Secrets of monkey island, etc.

>>34136840
>rape

>>34136850
Ok.

>that feel when bronie faggots

>>34136833
Hmm. Nobody's fessing up.

>>34136804
WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE MY BUENO

>>34136840
With their hands, with their carrots, or with their Dragon assistants

>>34135603

I wonder if im the first to make this

>>34136840
Female horses masturbate by rubbing their genitalia on trees and most often the fence posts in their pen.

Male horses masturbate by slapping their penis against their belly.

>>34136667

I think we just passed the Sonic-level autism

>>34136804
>million dollar point and click adventure game

Neat

>>34136874
>and by hands I mean hooves
FTFM

>>34136893
No.

>>34136900
>TF2 as sniper

>>34136898
I would like a citation

Thank you Germany

I think

>>34136933
Adventuring implies moving from one spot eventually

>>34136938
>Pink Celestia

And people say this comics are canon.

>>34136938
the fuck is going on in that picture

>>34136938

>pimp zecora

>>34136938
>Pink Celestia

Every time

>>34136874
does anyone have that comic where a bg pony (I forgot who) goes to the store to just buy one carrot

it was obvious what it was going to be used for

>>34136938
>Pimp Zecora

Hahaha wat

>>34136938
Dat Zecora hat

>>34136898
In order for a human to do that they would need both a very large belly and a very long dick

>mfw I've got no girlfriends

>>34136969
Needs more saturation.

>>34136938
that "German" hurts my brains

>>34136976

One Carrot? Just one?

INCONCEIVABLE

>>34136827
Sissy panties are part of sissy play where a grown man pretends to be feminine and/or a child while their partner abuses and degrades them in numerous ways. Sissy play can incorporate BDSM, bodily excretions and is usually homosexual in nature. The defining characteristic is humiliation and being dominated by someone stronger.

Panties are a very effeminate fetish object and the fact that they are labeled as "sissy panties" helps differentiate them from regular female underwear, which is usually too small for some men.

>>34136974
>>34136986

I wonder who she's pimping

>>34136989
>>34136986
>>34136974
It's not Zecora.

>>34136938
So apparently Zecora is the zebra king now. What the hell, guys?

So that new ep pretty much confirms that in Ponyville, homosexuality is unheard of.

Umad homofags?

>>34136938
>scootaloo just standing around like an asshole

>>34137014
How does one figure?

>>34137005

>>34137011
OH its the other zebra, of course

Why the fuck aren't we doing anything about this?

>>34137057
What is it?

>>34137057
What station is that?

>>34137057
because I don't know what that is

>>34137057

And this is?..

>>34137005

>>34136310
Sadly, no.
>>34136345
You had a pony slenderman dream too? Mine had the entire Main Six, at the end I literally got frustrated with Slendy stalking us, pulled out a knife, told the girls to run and bum rushed him.
I died anyway. I always die whenever a /co/ character is in my dreams.
>>34136384
She can do more than one voice, that's why I think she's trying to mess with the heads of her audiences.

>>34137067
Blood. I hope it's not Chris's blood.

>>34137067
>>34137070
Treehouse, and the fact that they placed BARNEY of all things before MLP. You have to sit through a half-hour of Barney The Dinosaur before you can watch My Little Pony. Canada sure has it shit.

>>34137005
>usually homosexual in nature
but thats fucking wrong

>>34136898
That... is oddly interesting.

>>34137108
>Canada

False alarm everybody

>>34137005
I HAVE NO GUN, AND MUST SUICIDE

>Fluffy pony is prancing around without a care in the world
>you're sitting on the couch watching television
>fluffy pony decides to lay next to you
>it jumps up on the couch but starts to cough from the effort
>fluffy pony coughs up blood
>you take fluffy pony to the vet hoping it was just a one time thing
>doctor says fluffy pony has pony leukemia but states that you caught it early so it can be treated effectively. It won't be cheap though
>Knowing the cost, you spend your entire paycheck and life savings getting treatment for the fluffy pone, allowing a full recovery
>you lose your house due to you not being able to pay the bills
>you end up living on the street, fluffy pony with you the whole time, begging for change
>you end up getting a little cardboard box to sleep in, but it's not big enough for you
>you let fluffy pony sleep in the box
>fluffy pony says "thwanks fow swaving me"
>you look down and let out a few tears before picking up the box and looking for an alleyway to sleep in

>>34137108
My Little Pony is a childrens television show.

>>34136938
>a million years in Google Translate later

"We have found you!" Rainbow Dash said. "Twilight Sparkle Let go!" "Oh no!" King said the zebra. "Now I'm beat and will go to jail!"

"Thank you Rainbow Dash and Terry for saving my daughter." said Princess Celestia. "Now is the marriage can happen, a reward, have fallen to a balloon"
"You have to remember to not trust as zebras," said Rainbow Dash. "Many thanks for the Balloon."

>>34137156
Jesus Germany why you so fucking racist?

>>34137005

This reminded me of that "Baby man" report that was along with the report on bronies some time back

>>34137136
And then you get a free house, you find your dream job, and you both live happily ever after

THE END

>>34137156

Scootaloo confirmed for Terry

Zecora confirmed for Zebra King

>>34137156
Hahahahha nigga you lying hahahha This cant be real!

>>34137156
HAHAHAH

>>34137014
>implying it didn't canonize Lyra x Bonbon

>>34137156
>Terry

>>34137171
More like why is Germany so realistic about immigrant crime rates.

>>34137156
...
isnt that like the 100 PERCENT POLAR OPPOSITE of the moral of the cartoon episode that involves a zebra?

>>34136898
This was delightfully informative.

is there more than one dialupfag or is that guy on all the time?

>>34137156
>Rainbow Dash and Terry
>terry
MY FUCKING SIDES

>>34137190
http://translate.google.ca/?hl=en&tab=wT#auto|en|%22Wir%20haben%20Sie%20gefunden!%22%20sagte%20R
ainbow%20Dash.%20%22Lasst%20Twilight%20Sparkle%20gehen!%22%20%22Ach%20nein!%22%20sagte%20der%20Konig
%20Zebra.%20%22Jetzt%20bin%20ich%20geschlagen%20und%20wird%20ins%20Gefangnis%20gehen!%22%0A%0A%22Vie
len%20Dank%20Rainbow%20Dash%20und%20Terry%20fur%20das%20Speichern%20von%20meiner%20Tochter%22.%20sag
te%20Prinzessin%20Celestia.%20%22Jetzt%20ist%20die%20Ehe%20passieren%20kann%2C%20Zur%20Belohnung%20h
aben%20einen%20Luftballon%20zu%20gefallen%22%0A%22Sie%20mussen%20daran%20denken%2C%20nicht%20as%20Ze
bras%20vertrauen%22%20sagte%20Rainbow%20Dash.%20%22Vielen%20Dank%20fur%20den%20Luftballon.%22

Go for it, bro.

>>34137031

- At no point do the CMC consider finding a mare for Cherilee
- At no point are two mares/stallions shown nose-kissing
- At the very beginning, we see a background filly get "reverse-cockblocked" by TWIST when she tries to give a card to that retarded-looking school colt. The fact that they would rather go for that ugly fuck than another female is rather telling.

Why haven't you got a special somebody, /co/? Pic related is mine

>>34136840
... How do male ponies masturbate?

Maybe they have this culture of 'helping eachother out', where it's a free fuck if you're feelin' it itching. Just another thing you've gotta do, something akin to going to the bathroom. Completely natural and desexualized .

>>34137136
>you find a dry alleyway to sleep in, and even a little pile of newspapers you can make into a small blanket
>you fall asleep
>you wake up to find that fluffy pony has gotten out of the box and has decided to sleep on your chest
>you fall asleep again knowing that somehow, everything will turn out alright

>>34137220
Just post it on ponychan, maybe someone will give a fuck there.

>>34137136
>fluffy pony drowns
>you commit sudoku

>>34137220

like they'd really show homosexuality in a kid's show

>>34137156
>terry

oh god my sides

"You have to remember to not trust as zebras,"

>>34137156
>terry

ahahahahahaha

Scootaloo confirmed for alias

>>34137239
male horses masturbate by slapping their dick against their stomach

I assume male ponies do the same

>>34137238
>Why haven't you got a special somebody
I ask that question from myself everyday

Depression is fun.

>>34137284
Will you be my special somebody, Anon?

>>34137267
And they said Applejack is the racist one.

>>34137254

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhPLHBAO1Kg

>>34135742

FOR YOUR RIGHT.

>>34137238
Because I make no effort towards it

>>34137300
I don't even know you at all. No.

>my face when we wont see the new alicorn until next year

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/02/princess-cadance-moves-to-fall.html

>>34137300
Yes

>>34137238

I'm used to being on my own.

>>34137324
More like next season.

>>34137309
>never allowed to broadcast on most stations

Boy you sure showed him

>>34137323
Fine! I-It's not like I liked you anyway ;_;

>>34137324
Did we ever think it wasn't next season?

>>34137324
>mfw that little guy isn't using that woman for sexual reasons but to help pull him around in that tiny wheelchair

>>34137324

That's a very complicated reaction

>>34137238
Because I'm a beta POS that is too overly concerned of the consequences of asking that cute girl at work out on a date.

>I mean, what if I ask and she says no? Will it be awkward whenever I pass her at work, and she'll always think of me as that guy that wants to date her?
>What if we do go out and I don't have anything to talk about and I'm totally boring?
>What if we go out on a long-term basis but have to cut it off? Will we be able to be 'just friends'?
>What if I realize that I'm a totally weird creep in those kinds of scenarios, and I make her uncomfortable?
>How I can practice ahead of time? I don't know how to meet anyone outside of work or school. Do people just start up conversations with other people at bars?
>dear Celestia, I'm so alone...

streaming the gurren lagann movie

http://www.livestream.com/tggeko

>>34137324
This just reinforces my belief that this is the last good year of MLP before it turns to 13 shit episodes next year

>>34137402
He's got a lot of emotions going on right now

>>34137324

>>34137324
If there has ever been a time for someone to post "what kind of reaction is that" this is it.

>>34137367
I'll be your special somepony, anon~

>>34137238
Because no one will ever love us. Or you. Not really.

>>34137437
O-okay...

>>34137411
>streaming copyrighted content

Reported

Say hi to the gulag for me

>>34137324
Holy shit, I didn't realize before that those are Star Trek uniforms. Talk about another extra layer of weirdness.

>And then the realization that they're clearly nerdy enouhg to be cosplayers, but don't respect the fact that those uniforms don't meet regulations! I mean, wtf!

>>34137410
>that feel when you're more scared that she'll say yes than that she'll say no

>>34137463
Not you, you are too obsessed with Jelly to truly love

>>34137471
So many god damn levels

>>34137488
>Sweetie Belle ruins any chance Jelly Pony ever had at finding true love

Confirmed for worst CMC.
Also because she crashed a funeral, what a bitch.

>>34136938
>We have found you, now let Twilight Sparkle go
>I am defeated, and will go to jail
>Thankyou for saving my daughter, Rainbow Dash and Terry. As a reward, you shall get a balloon
I'M SORTY GERMANY, BUT WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?

i am a retard how do i search channels now in the new livestream

>>34137517
Kinda depressing to be part of a children's musical montage about why you're unacceptable for love.

>>34137522
>Twilight
>daughter

CANON

>>34137475
It's more the "Yes" THEN a "No" that's worse. At least an upfront "no" is based on more of a speculative nature, but a "no" afterwards is based on first-hand, concrete, experiences and impressions

>>34137522
>Terry

MY SIDES ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN!
A BALLON REALL? YOU ARE THE FUCKING PRINCESS OF EQUESTRIA GIVE THEM SOMETHING GOOD.

>>34137410

>>34137522
Dude, Germany is too busy staring at hairy american men to do anything that makes sense.

>>34137517

Nigga, look at that fucker, all he needs in his life is the goddamn jelly

>>34137540
I was wondering when you were gonna show up. We questing tonight?

>>34137517
>a funeral
>on hearts and hooves day
What were the writers thinking?

>>34137589
Yeah sure. But not this thread. Next one

>>34137463
Drop your pants. It's penis inspection day.

>>34137592
>A funeral?
>Yes, a funeral, so we can bury those fanfictions.
>I SAID YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO READ THOSE, CLEAR OUT YOUR CUBICAL.
>FLUTTERSHY IS MY WIAFU!
>SECURITY!

>>34137592
Maybe they we're burring a couple?

>>34137522
>Zecora is the king of zebras
>Twilight is Celestia's daughter
>Scootaloo is called Terry
>Celestia is pink

>>34137475
>>34137410
the same thing happening in my life guys.
your not alone

>>34137561
Let's feel these feels together.

>>34137540
>>34137517
Jelly Pony had his own special love for Hearts and Hooves day. [Spoiler]His true love will always be tubs of jelly.

>>34137522
>Save studet daughter
>recieve balloon

SOMEHOW I THINK THIS IS A BAD TRADE

>>34137637
>hasbro

>>34137657
>Ice Pack will never rhythmically thrust his hips around you.

>>34136938
/r/ A picture of Scootaloo dressed as Terry Bogard

>>34136938
>King Zebra

Zecora confirmed FtM transvestite.

>>34137664
>Outsourced third party magazines

>>34137710
By this point everyone should know merchandise is not canon.

>>34137710
>Rarity and Blueblood had a kid.
>Germany confirmed for allowing a fanfic writer to make this.

>>34137664
I think even Hasbro respects canon that much.

What do human females want MLPG?

>>34137746
Money? The fuck I know.

>>34137746
money

>>34137746
Not me.

>>34137737
That's French, mang.

>>34137746
Ponies?

>>34137746
Monuy

>>34137746

Blood sacrifices

>>34137746
LODS OF EMONE

>>34137737
That's not Rarity and Blueblood's kid, that's Celestia's cousin Leon.

>>34137746
lodsemone

>>34137746
my little penis

>>34137746
The sheer scale of horse dick.

>>34137785
And he is not blueblood anymore he is Vladimir haha.

>>34137634

what a depressing thought

guess they should have come up with a better plan than "romantic walk in the everfree forest"

>>34137766
They both sound like countries that got conquered to me.

>>34137238
Only girl is class is taken
Only girl who showed activeinterest in me turned me down years ago
Only hot girl I meet often has friendzoned me for half a decade
Last girl on the list is my old demi-landwhale fuckbuddy
I'm not good with "hey we just met lets fuck" style engagements.

>>34137746
Ponies and marshmallows? I dunno, I don't really know of anything else right now.

>>34137789
>>34137777
>>34137772
>>34137770
>>34137761
>>34137758
>>34137755
I'm laughing for real right now

>>34137770
>>34137777
>>34137758
>>34137755

>implying you don't need money too

>>34137746
oh! A little Respect!
Just a little bit!

>>34137804
Fuck me, these comics are hilarious.

>>34137824
>confusing need with want

>>34137833
>Terry