yes. castigation from above. inescapable and unstoppable.

>>34030843
Fagnig, I am going to tear you apart.

THIS PLACE WILL BECOME YOUR GRAVE

>Pinkie Pie

Official TF2 Vs. Ponychan thread is up.

http://www.ponychan.net/chan/g/res/83900.html

*queefs*

You'll never hug your favourite pone.

>>34030936
what have I ever done to you

>Neil Gaiman's Sandman Ponies

Finally a topic I can get behind.

The Eternals are ponies; How does this affect the world?

>>34030945
This is an awful idea.

>vore

>>34030962
I hear that if you kill yourself you will get reborn as a pony

>live in the glorious north
>-26 degrees outside
>all wasps are dead as shit
>I am armed with some Baygon regardless
I hate summer.

>>34030945
Fuck off with your TF2 shit

>>34030962
fuck you anonymous
if I hug my pillow hard enough I can almost smell the lavender scent of her gorgeous purple mane

>>34030934
fuck, where are my smoke grenades

Fucking bees everywhere.

>>34030962
HA JOKE'S ON YOU
I HUGGED FILLY RARITY IN MY DREAM

>>34030987
If only.

>>34030994
;_;

>fluffy pony attacked by wasps

>>34030962

i have done, in my dreams.

you all were wrong, by the way, she isn't soft, she's hard and sharp, like a gemstone.

>Watching the news one day
>Geneticists in Beijing have created Fluffy Pones without bones
>The genetically modified pones are more resistant to harm
>Boneless pones also move much slower as they have a harder time running
>The news reel features a Chinese scientist bouncing a Fluffy Pone like a basketball
>several months pass and boneless Fluffy Pones become available to the public
>You have never owned a Fluffy Pone before so you decide to order one online
>Several weeks pass and eventually you hear a ring at your door
>Your Fluffy Pone has arrived
>An adorable squeaking is coming from the box
>You open up the large box carefully, the inside is completely full of white fluff
>Reaching in you pick up the small Pone and immediately realize that something is wrong
>Your Pone is indeed boneless but it seems there was an unexpected side effect, she has no legs and indeed as far as you can tell no true body
>The Pone is an amorphous blob of squishy pudge and fluff with a face
>You set the small Pone down onto your tile floor and watch as her body flattens out like pancake batter
>Slowly the tiny Pone rolls herself towards you, her face pressing against the tile as she moves
>'Pway!'

>>34030962
But Anonymous, my sisters own a pony

>rape

Fic idea: As part of an experiment in classical conditioning, Twilight discreetly jerks off Caramel with her magic any time he's around her, until he eventually starts to jizz himself every time he sees her.

>>34030984
When I die I will be greeted by an adorable spunky goth Pony

She will then usher me into Ponyville to spend the rest of my afterlife being stalked by Fluttershy

>>34030986
Wut?

>>34031029
Thats not how marshmallow pone work.

>>34031021
>>34031029
I want to dream about pone

>>34031038
But is it your favourite pone?

>>34031038
BUT IS THAT YOUR FAVORITE PONY?

NEW TOPIC: You are tasked with writing the script to a MLPFiM movie that's 95 minutes long. What would be the plot of the movie? No, not that type of plot, the STORY of the movie.

>>34030962

WHAT NOW, NYGGA

>>34030962

We'll all have to live with that

>>34031046
Retard idea.

>>34030945
>using an 0r0chi picture
mlpg, always going out its way to make a good name for itself
*massive sarcasm quotes*

>>34031030
>you no longer have to clean your floor because she picks up all the dirt
>you give fluffy pone a snorkel so it doesn't drown while you're washing it
>it doesn't understand how to use it, but you gave it to her so she loves it

>>34031070
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/its-dangerous-business-going-out-your.html

>>34031029
he's rarity fanboy and wrestling disciple. what the fuck is wrong with you?

why was such kind like you never genocided before

>>34030988

they'll be there, soon. just give them a few years to evolve. all will suffer.

>>34031086
>lotr rip off

>>34031070
Ponyville is swarmed by wasps.
And spiders.
And snakes.

www.ponychan.net/chan/g/res/83900.html

>>34031070
Rainbow Dash sleeping while the rest of the town have a minor adventure, bringing together the remainder of the main 6 with many background and side ponies. And Dash sleeping.

>>34031070
Paradise but canon and better
OR
All villains from the show return for a comback
They all fail in comical ways
In the end the mane cast didn't even notice that someone was trying to get them

>>34031065
>>34031068
It it the second best pony I've met in person
And all sorts of cute.

>>34031102
Snakes?

>>34031100
Yeah well, that's like your opinion man.

>>34031116
I'm up for back up/filler

(cross post)
Oh, hey, I've been thinking of a game based off those ROLLAN images.

Basically, I'd set a few rules (like list three objects and a place), then people would roll and I'd give them a >green text story based on that roll. It could be anything from nonsexual friendshiping to being raped by a hydra.

Sound fun? I've been looking for a way to contribute more.

>>34031136
Is not an opinion even jetfire say so.

So, hey, people, I heard this show was pretty good. I've never seen it before, so I don't know. Is it better than Quest for Camelot? If it isn't, then I'll think a bit harder about watching it.
Also, good luck with your TF2 match, everyone. Here's hoping you have fun.

>>34031046
and he doesn't notice the sudden sensation of waves of pleasure traveling up and down his stiff cock? and no one else notices him standing around with an erection being stroked to orgasm by an invisible force? and his convulsions and uncontrollable hip thrusts as his thick cum spurts out onto the ground, the smell of semen heavy in the air?

>>34031074

>that pillow again

I want it, please someone shoot me now

>>34031074
Where can I buy this in europe?

>>34031076
life is cruel ;_;

>>34031070
Sweetie Belle gets mad at Rarity and goes to Canterlot to live on her own but she's just a little filly so she can't and then she's sad and Rarity is sad and the others are sad and then they never meet again but then Sweetie Belle wakes up next to Rarity because it was all a dream

>>34031038

>hugging ponies
>not your sisters

>>34031128

That is a cute horse

>>34031158
i hug my sister sexually

>>34031146
(also cross post)
Heh, that's basically the "monster girl island" thing they do over at /d/ sometimes. If you can stomache it you might want to check one out. They are pretty tame in comparison.
Might have to go looking all the way back to the last page though.
They are pretty interesting, you do get what seem to be a lot of people stepping up to write something without a lot of experience. It could be fun for a thread or two.

The problem is when it ends up spammed as badly as the roll pics we have now.
Hopefully it doesn't happen.
Also, new thread.

>>34031136
His opinion is better than yours, go and die of cancer sentenal

>>34031126
>Discord realises that he lost last time because he played the evil card too straight
>decides that the best way to win is to do the exact opposite of what everyone expects him to do
>turns himself back into stone

>>34031116
here have a load of your gracious sentenal, unknown tripfag.

>>34031128
THAT IS A GOOD LOOKING HOR... PONY!

>>34031146
Spam, but...

A fleshlight, a spleen, a mosquito. Twilight's inner ear.

Now what happens?

>>34031175

tell me more

>>34031149
I'd like to think it's a good rip off, like how Star Wars ripped off the ancient mythologys in it's symbolism.

I just assumed you meant to say it was bad because it was a rip off. Sorry

>>34031099
I'm actually planning to build a liquid nitrogen thrower to clear the shit out of the wasp population at my summer house. I tried two years ago with poison, and it cost my friend his leg and me my back.

>>34031052
>When you dream, you actually get to hang around in a dream-version of ponyville with Lord Dream. You never remember your dreams except very vague, if even that only the concept of the dream.

>When you wake up, you go back to wishing for more pony in your day

>They're with you every night, but you cannot remember

>If you did, you'd endanger the Dream lands.

>>34031030
I will take care of this poor Pone for the rest of my days, giving it the life it deserves!

>>34031195
sex

>>34031152
Everyone would notice his raging boner. It'd be really, really awkward. Twilight would feel sorry for him, but science is science.

>>34031116
>>34031186

+bonus edition

>>34031185

Discord would have won if he put wasps in the chest instead of just taking the Elements of Harmony.

>>34031222
>>34031186

>>34031128
>comet_golden_heart.jpg
D'aww it even has a pone name.
Someone draw this anon's pony in the proper style.

>>34031152

No, of course he does.

at first, he thinks he's the luckiest stallion in the world. Then she starts doing it at inconvenient times and he tries hiding from her. He tries reporting it to the police, but they don't believe him. By the time he's jizzing to her on sight he's a scared waif of a stallion.

steam community down for anyone else?

>they are all vectors

I don't want to live in this reality anymore

>>34031030
Sounds like those animu bun thingies that get tortured horrifically. I'm not finding, saving and posting a picture as they can get quite nasty.

In any case, sounds like you're an ableist, what's wrong with having no legs, and some people with osteoarthritis would be really upset at your no bones comment. You are such a cunt anon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFNRKFl_9OE

>my fucking face when

>>34031255
Yup, steams down for everyone.

>>34031251
Months later, the colour purple, or a whiff of her scent, is enough to get him hard. It's very inconvenient. Twilight still won't let him fuck her, even though she's turned him into a quivering, lusty wreck.

>>34031262
Fuck off

>>34031278
Working fine for me

>>34031249
you can keep you trip on sentenal. everyone knows that it's you

Still waiting on that pony dream. I'm too impatient.

>>34031052
>>34031207
So...since enough people dream of Pone by now, then that means that Ponyville exists inside the Dreaming?

>>34031216

Ahuizotl is best pony

...how does pony put socks and underwear on anyways?

I mean, if they're not a unicorn.

>Owning a boneless Fluffy Pone is harder than was advertised
>several weeks had passed since Boneless Pone arrived in your home
>All too quickly you realized that the tiny creature is completely helpless without you
>You have to feed Boneless Pone manually with a spoon, and poop her manually when she has to go
>The first few days you let Boneless Pone roll around the house naked, but she would get terribly dirty and you got tired of having to wash her three times a day
>Now you put her in a large hamster ball when you aren't feeding her
>She still hasn't mastered the art of rolling and is constantly running into walls and doors
>every time she hits something she lets out an adorable 'oops!'
>Occasionally she gets stuck upside down and cries until you flip her right side up
>Boneless Fluffy Pone sleeps in a large bowl on your nightstand to keep her from rolling away in her sleep

>>34031289

he'll surely hate himself for betraying Big Mac.

>>34031297
Watch a lot of pone and set your alarm a few minutes earlier than normal. With any luck your subconcious'll have pone on the brain, and being woken up in the middle of a sleep cycle will help you recall your dream.

>>34031326
they just walk off screen for a few seconds

I don't get why people are afraid of wasps and bees. They want to sting you? Their funeral. Don't wanna get stung? Man up and stand still when they're on you. I've had wasps walk on my hand before (I guess they were attracted by the smell of apple) and they buggered off as soon as they lost intrest.

>>34031326
The same way the Wonderbolts put on their suits

>>34031297

It's very rare I hear, we should investigate the issue some time to see how one can improve his chances of dreaming about pone

>pones will never be real

>>34031326

They get a unicorn to help them

>>34031326
kinda like this

why do furfags have to ruin EVERYTHING

>>34031365
;_;

>>34031332
His sexuality couldn't last long under that barrage. What Twilight couldn't do physically she did mentally. Nothing was to get in the way of her experiment, the mind is not a sacred temple, it's just another independent variable.

Wasps are still assholes

>>34031322
But he is a dog/monkey hybrid

>>34031326
Damn Twilight, you really let yourself go.

>>34031312
No
Hell no
You know the rest.

>>34031378
goddamn that horse is so cute
why do I have a boner

>>34031297
>be here since November
>First pony dream was in April
>it was about MLPG
>First real pony dream was in June
Since then I had like 5 pony dreams that aren't related to /co/

>>34031381
>I've done it, it's fun!
why would you share it with the internet
I do not understand

>>34031381
Pretty sure overtly sexual content is against Tumblr's ruurrz.

Is smiles here?

Did he make new HD .gif?

>>34031365

FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR REALITY

Teacher here. Sorry I didn't post my 8th graders art of Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and now Applejack til today, but here it comes.

>>34031312
Horses or cartoon horses?

No, and yes yes yes please god where do I sign.

>>34031407
No. We are not going down that festering path.

>>34031221
>>34031152
>>34031251
>>34031289
Go on.

>>34031251
>wife won divorce court
>supervised visits with my daughter
>take her to the playground
>social worker starts talking to me about next week's visit
>talk to social worker about how I'd like to take my daughter to Rarity's to get her a new party dress
>Twilight walks by
>cannot hide massive equine boner
>social worker ends session early
>haven't seen my daughter in a month

>>34031424
http://pokehidden.tumblr.com/post/17127052941#disqus_thread
Maybe, but I doubt they really care

>>34031432
Oh god, having your foreleg broken like that must hurt like a bitch.

>>34031352
Phobias aint nothing to joke about nigger. I almost assaulted a guy in my army days when he tried to shove a dead wasp in my face.

i'm fucking horny

give me some gay clopfics

>>34031194
I haven't decided the number yet, but it'd be like this. I'd look at the chart of shipping either cartoon pones or the tripfags

Crud, I need to find one of those pictures . . .

i just fapped to daringdo and granny smith so now i can cross them off the list

>>34031352

it's not because they want to sting you. it's because if they sting you, they release chemicals telling the other wasps about this new threat. if you kill them, they release chemicals telling other wasps about this extremely dangerous, eliminate-at-all-costs threat. and if they do, you can bet your ass there's a whole hive pouring forth with the sole purpose of hunting you down like an animal and stinging you until you're a bloated, puffy corpse.

then they'll go back to their hive and wait for some other poor fucker to look at them funny.

oh, and they can fly faster than you can run. have fun.

>>34031432

You're saying a 13 year old made that? That's pretty damn good.

>>34031451
only a real faggot could love this indiana jones abomination.

i am not suprised

>>34031476

>>34031451
shut up, Daring Do, go get yourself stuck in an absurdly specific and functionally dubious sex trap

>>34031444
fat pony you say

>>34031381

>>34031432
LEGS DON'T BEND LIKE THAT

>>34031432
Rainbow Dash

>>34031432

Very good for a kid

>>34031352
wasps don't die when they sting you like bees do

>>34031507
Did s/he draw that with a tablet or on paper?
If it's the latter, it's pretty damn great.

>>34031432
That's... pretty god damn adorable. Was it for an assignment or...?

Would you let your favorite pony swallow you whole? What if you couldn't be digested and were allowed to fuck the fleshy stomach walls?

>>34031437
>>34031437

>>34031472
The Vinyl Scratch scene didn't make any sense to me. Did she like, go "Next person who walks through my door, I'm gonna fuck 'em raw?" I mean if you think about it, it's kind of strange. You walk into someone's house to visit them and suddenly you're blasted with WUB WUB WUB and an extacy pill shoved down your throat, then having the inhabitant of that house fling themselves on you and start to suck your dick.

I don't even.

>>34031479
yah, fuck wasps.

spiders are bros

>>34031201
Isn't Star Wars about Jew Wizards being hunted by Space Nazis? Pretty sure that's what Lucas was on about, the filthy jew.

>>34031326

like this

>>34031426
!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!

>>34031535
Sir yes sir.

>>34031556
Dont you see anon? There is not spon...

>>34031507
Applejack

>>34031432
Why are 8 Graders drawing ponies in the first place

>>34031326

static electricity.

>>34031507

That's really nice. Tell her random stranger from the Internet says "Hi"

>>34031363

There has to be some kind of science behind it. Some theories need to be created and tested. If we can establish a way to consistently dream about pony, then we can pioneer the evolution of pony dreaming by introducing lucid dreaming into the mix. This could be dangerous, or at least be detrimental to one's health, but good can come of it.

>>34031479
I once falcon punched a wasp in panic. It slammed into a tree and broke apart.
Felt good the whole week.

>>34031460
Yeah...keep going...

>>34031574
Well shoot this is the best one.

>>34031577
Its fun.

Preview of the collab I'm doing with SweetHD

Derpy Hooves is a very pretty pohahahahahaha oh man I couldn't even finish the sentence.

>>34031574

Best one, she definitely got skill

>>34031186
>>34031222
...Show of hands, does anybody actually give a fuck? Sentenal has bad moments, but so does everybody. You just rip on him because he maintains a trip, so you actually have a name to track his mistakes by.

God knows I've done dumber shit, but you all don't because I'm fucking anonymous.

>>34031609
>trixie

>>34031531
Tablet

>>34031528
She draws them for me and I give her peppermints


T-Sparks

>>34031537
It's still a WIP, so the method to get to bang Scratch will probably change, just like in the previous version it was easier to fuck Trixie and now you have to go through a few more >shenanigans to do so.

>you're giving boneless fluffy pony a bath in the sink
>you're almost done
>you look away for a moment to grab a hand towel to dry her off
>you look back
>she was sucked down the drain

>>34031609
>Not alpha Twi

0/10 would not fap.

>>34031574
She is better than JJ, there is no doubt about it

>>34031620
ahaha sentenal that was really a pathetic try

Ross here, gonna sketch human Sweetie Belle x Scootaloo. Vote for which is to be drawn...

A) Scootaloo holding Sweetie Belle, whose legs are wrapped around her.

B) Sweetie getting her stomach tickled

C) Kiss

D) Chubby Sweetie getting prodded by Scootaloo and Applebloom

>>34031623
>That feel when an 8th grader can draw better than you

>>34031609
>Twixie

>>34031479
I got stung by some Yellowjackets before when I was like, 10.

Three of the fuckers followed me inside the house, where two were slain by my parents and the other tried to get in underneath my bedroom door before being squished.

Yellowjackets are assholes.

>>34031507
THIS IS MARVELLOUS

>>34031640
Funny, you type more similar to Sentenal that I do.

>>34031623
>T-Sparks

yeah well I think Sentenal is an alright human being

>>34031623
>Tablet
Hmm? Whaddya mean?

>>34031477
Found it.
>>34031194
So let's say the the prompt was list thee objects, those first three. Light, spleen, mosquito.
I look at the chart and 94 is that busboy from Sweet and Elite.
Then I'd look at what happens. Let's say adventure, bad end, human Anon.

Then I'd give you a green text story (not letting you know what you got until the end) and it would have to involve a fleshlight, a spleen and a mosquito. You'd go on an adventure with Bus Boy, but it'd end badly. Either with feels or comedy or whatever I feel like.

>>34031629
>>34031621
Hey, I didn't ask her for Trixie. I only asked for Twilight

>>34031645

C.

Sweetie kissing Scootaloo on the stomach.

And lastly Fluttershy. She promised Pinkie Pie tomorrow. See you gents then.

>>34031477
Hey, did you see >>34031176?
Is that the kind of thing you were thinking of?
>>>/d/3954047 for a link if you feel like looking. There isn't usually anything worse than what you see in these threads there anyway.

>>34031620
shit sentenal, if you want people to stop making fun of you for using a trip, stop using a fucking trip

>>34031620
Shut up sentanal

>>34031496
>Daring-Do is actually an adventurer because she has a secret fetish for being raped/abused by all sorts of exotic creatures and even inanimate mechanisms

POTYAY

>>34031645
uhh, if you absolutely must

choose A

and try less stylized humans

>>34031623
>>34031655
what the actual fuck
who let him here

>>34031655

>>34031583
I will perform an experiment.

HYPOTHESIS:
Pony Dreams can be initiated through rigorous Pony viewing

EXPERIMENT:
I will watch Pony everyday, for at least one hour. I will attempt to Lucid Dream using the popular techniques.

If nothing happens within the first week I will increase the viewing time and begin reading Pony fiction. I will regiment myself by creating a Pony slideshow while listening to Pony remixes.

If I don't have a Pony Dream within a month I will declare the experiment a failure.

>>34031706
It's his fucking teacher, read the thread.

>>34031691

Give her a pat on the head

>>34031667
if you are so smart, proove me worng

>>34031691
Im jelly because I dont have a sister drawing pone.

>>34031655
A 6th grader can draw better than you if it has trained.
Fuck it a 3rd grader can.
Drawing is not a skill you are born with, it comes with experience. The earlier you start, the quicker you get good at it. The same applies to just about everything. I spent those early years learning a second language and becoming skilled with video games. What did you spend them on?

>>34031706
scroll up dickchunk, its his/her's teacher/mom

>>34031698
'Must...get...out of....sexually....stimulating....ropes....'

>>34031176
I'd think I'd limit it to first anon who can reply to fulfill the conditions. Then I'd give them a green text, maybe then give another prompt. That way, it doesn't clog up the thread with ROLLAN.
>>34031692
Checking thread . . .

>>34031460
>pushing daughter on swingset
>twilight walks by
>sudden massive boner as daughter swings back
>it pushes her right off the swing
>jizz all over her back

>>34031628
NO NUH-UH! THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN! MY BONELESS PONY IS STILL ALIVE DAMMIT!

>>34031426
Anyone?

how old is an 8th grader?

>>34031698
>the soft click of hearing a trap sprung sends a wet heat through her entire body
>feeling a magically animated rope coil around her leg as the ancient security mechanisms kick in drives her wild with anticipation
>the hours that follow leave her drained, too weak to move, and content
>the real treasure is happiness

>>34031742
>What did you spend them on?
Vidya gaems

>>34031761
i don't think he's here at the moment
and i haven't seen any watermarkless gifs around so i'm gonna say no

>>34031769
This one is 13.

>>34031717
Where is the control group, chief?

>eating breakfast one day while reading the paper because you are a fucking hipster
>Boneless Pone somehow gets up on the table
>rolls over to you. squishing her body onto your newspaper
>For a minute you scratch Boneless Fluffy Pone affectionately before picking her up and putting her onto the floor
>Looking back at your paper you see that a large chunk of the print is missing
>Boneless Pone's squishy pudge body absorbed all the ink in your newspaper

>>34031769
old enough to make love to

>>34031717

Keep us updated. I too will come up with some possibilities. Perhaps surrounding yourself with pony merchandise while in bed will have some kind of mental effect. I'll see what I can put together.

>>34031475

I overcame my bug disgust issues (and fears after a motherfucking roach walked on my bare foot) in my army days. In fact, I had a pet jumping spider. I understand phobias, and I'm not one to make fun of other peoples' psychological difficulties, but it's something I used to face and I've overcome. So, were you a conscript?

>>34031479

Yeah, you're right. They can be a threat in numbers, but I haven't come across more than a wasp or two at a time. But I thought wasps left their sting, poison glands and thorax muscles behind, like bees. Bees die because of that.

Dear /co/.
What the fuck?

>>34031725
its easy because suddenly sentanael disapeared from this thread. And anon is suddenly ready to defend him

pfffft. Not likely when everyone shits on the fag and doesnt like him

>>34031725
This comment will be made within 10 seconds of his

>>34031833

therefor, this anon is not me.

I'm doing other shit right now.

What the fuck is wrong with this thread?
No one is going fast.

>>34031755
>>34031692
Sort of. I'm thinking more that I'd be the "DM" of sorts, providing the story of the adventures of Anon. It'd probably be green text, too, just for brevity, so I don't start bursting out purple prose epics of how Anon gets beaten up by a gang of roaming apples.

>>34031810

You say that to everyone

>>34031829

I was surprised too. Then I just felt awkward.

>>34031829

>>34031829
>>34031851
Its a joke.

>>34031833
>>34031844
I mean, come on, dinner is soon, and I don't want the TF2 game to be harmed because of this stupid thing going on now.

>>34031827
Funny, I know a guy named "Jumping Spider"...

>you read a little more into how boneless fluffy ponies were created
>it seems all the scientists did was cut off the legs of a fluffy pony and replace it's internal skeleton with a flexible cartilage
>they fluffy ponies were then electrocuted to remove their memories of their previous life and the operation

>>34031829
Well, if Dash broke into my bedroom and pulled off my sheets I'd be having dirty thoughts too

>>34031829

She's not sleeping in pajamas, that Fluttershy

c: raceum horses,

alright, i got a puzzler for you.

which is more dangerous to Equestria on a national level, wasps or Mike Knox' beard?

>When taking her for a walk, he will never stop barking at anything and everything she sees

>>34031829
FLuttershy sleeps in the nude. What did you think?

>>34031829
>>34031868
I have to say he really nail the faces.

>>34031845
YOU WANT FAST

I'LL MAKE YOU GO FAST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Enj2qRG0UGE

>>34031770
'Ah, Miss Do, there's no escape for you this time. Now, I bet you wonder why I wanted the statue?'
'No. Start the trap.'
'You see, it at started when I was laughed out of the embassy....'
'I Don't care, just throw the lever.'
'Little did they know that the statue was actually an alien transmitter for....'
'JUST TURN IT ALREADY ON YOU FUCKING TEASE!!!!'

>>34031865
>That dinosaur

I lost it

>ask r34 dash raped my tumblr

>>34031873
if no one likes you here, why do you keep coming?

>>34031769
13 or 14 usually

>>34031894
>And if she sees another pony, she will invariably try to hump it

Bad Pinkie. NO.

>>34031846
Oh, Ok. I had thought it was something everyone was supposed to get in on, because of the similarity.
Got it, sounds fun.

>>34031756
>go to funeral of grandmother
>everyone in town pays respects
>wear plaster cast around lower half and tell everyone my hip was injured just in case
>bow down to kiss nanna on the forehead one last time
>Twilight walks in to pay respects
>jizz starts squirting out from cast on all sides
>cast actually disintegrates from being wet from jizz
>try running away
>trip over boner
>Twilight runs after me to see if she can help

>>34031906
stram, nig

stream yourself drawing. or coloring, if that's what you're doing now

>>34031829

>>34031888
I have to said im amazed no one write a fic with sex after that scene.

>>34031901
NOT FAST ENOUGH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BMvUgRhMBk

>>34031912
>R34 Dash tumblr

wat

link?

>>34031912
That's because r34 dash is on the DARK SIDE OF THE INTERNET because she is SO EDGY

>>34031895
Well obviously. She does almost everything nude.

>>34031829
SHE'S BLUSHING BECAUSE RAINBOW DASH IS BLUE DUH

>>34030945
>Copying /v/
We get Kierz. I'm going horribad medic and blaming everyone if we lose

>>34031903
>that feel when he escapes, but little did he know he played straight into Daring Do's hooves and gave her a night she'll remember forever - the statue was meaningless to her anyway

>>34031936
Ross' art always make me want to puke

>>34031754
>>34031770
>Daring-Do creates a personal game for herself, seeing just how accurately she can get 'speared' by a spring-trap mechanism before actually being wounded

>She loves it when she fails to align herself properly

>Tentacle monster guardians are basically like finding a pot of gold on your doorstep to her

>>34031770
she's tied down to a stone table

a gigantic polished stone phallus emerges from the table, positioned perfectly to slip right into her steaming hot vagina with a squelch and begins to fuck her mechanically as her fragrant juices run down grooves in the table and collect in an ancient stone dish to be lapped up by horny animals

>>34031960
I DONT GET IT

>>34031936

PLEASE

>>34031951
http://askr34rainbowdash.tumblr.com/

>>34031965
Added you to the list.

>>34031829
fluttershy was caught masturbating

>>34031994
LOOK INTO YOUR HEART AND YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE
NEITHER DO I REALLY

>>34031890
A wasps' nest in Mike Knox's beard.

>>34031990
>>34031979
WHO DESIGNED THESE TRAPS
WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THOSE
These are the questions Daring Do has set out to answer, and she won't stop until she's collected all the information she can take

>>34031769
I don't have to explain what is wrong with that.

>>34031754
>>34031770
>>34031979
So... Daring Do is basically Tempts Fate as a pone?

Dash has said 20% cooler one time. How did that become her catchphrase? I just don't get it.

>>34032032
I'm surprised there hasn't been any fanart of this

>>34032053
I can't breathe.

I'm laughing too hard.

Someone, grimderp me, before it's too late.

>>34032037

it's simple really. most people are blue when they are naked. therefore, fluttershy seeing the color blue caused her to get nervous.

>>34031936
what happened to your imitation of MS' humanizations?

those were actually really damn good. not going to lie. your regular stuff is revolting, but when you try to be more "bland", it looks great.

>>34032038
Oh god my sides.

>>34031936
Oh god why is Ross sooooo bad?
I mean look at this shit! I can hardly tell what is going on

I know it is just a sketch, but you can't tell me the finished picture would look much different

>>34032070
EXACTLY
THIS MAKES SENES

>>34031919
Because some people DO like him, and even more are indifferent. When people are indifferent to you and you enjoy spending time with them, it means it's a good thing to spend time with them.

And the anon 'defending' him was me. I took the trip off because I'm mentioned in one of the screencaps, and it would've looked like I was just defending myself.

>>34032092

he's doing it on purpose.

>That feel where 30 years from now someone will make a random thread with a picture of a pony saying "Hey bronies whats up?" This thread will cause everyone to nostalgia hard and talk about the show and its fandom.

>>34032068
Once upon a time there was a witch dyke named chistery. She was so ugly and loathsome that she was hated throughout the land.

One day she died, and no one shed a tear. She went to the gates of the afterlife and the heavenly father said he forgave her, but she was cast down into the darkness for her lack of faith.

The end.

where is sentenal

what have you done with sentenal

DID YOU HURT HIS FEELINGS

I'LL FUCKIN BURST YE

>>34032018
WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH HOLD THE FUCK UP NIGGA

I don't even know when its gonna be!

>>34032047
>Twilight writes the Daring Do series
>she based the main character off of her lesbian crush
>she spend a majority of the series being molested and put in to other sexual situations

UPDATE
http://ponevidya.tumblr.com/
i really like my solution to the sun problem, but i'm a functional retard so what do i know

do you guys even like these little updates?

>>34032093
NOT REALLY

>>34032107
stop being silly and mark the thread

>>34032093
>>34032070
Wait... I thought Fluttershy turned into a tree when she 's asleep.

>>34032092
Not gonna lie, Ross is very talented. His human pony designs are just awful.

Stop paying attention to Ross and complaining, he enjoys the negative attention.

>>34032047
>eventually her search is over
>She honestly wasn't expecting to learn anything, but she did finally notice the small makers-mark on one of the more front-and-central traps
>looking up his company and address, she seeks him out and hires him on as her personal architect

Is this show even made for little girls at all anymore?

>>34032068
YOU DO HORRIBLE THINGS TO FLUFFY PONY TO MAKE HER IN PAIN

THEN YOU MAKE HER THINK IT'S HER FAULT

THE END

>>34032114
>implying the grand matriarch of the lesbian order, chistery, hasn't already bound herself to our souls
If she dies, we go with her.

>>34032132
At least no one will ever know.

>>34032047
>Who designed these traps?
/tg/.
See: Rape Factory Inc., the rape factory and/or ask them for a creative trap thread.

>>34032154
No retard is for brownies.

>>34032113
>many years after the show ends
>things have died down considerably, the bronies who cared more about the fanbase have long since moved on
>one quiet day on /co/, someone makes the first MLPG in a long while
>old ponyfags crawl out of the woodworks
>everyone remembers standard procedure
>everyone remembers the same jokes
>rape
>derpy is a very ugly pony
>marshmallow pony butthole
>coke pony
>fluffy pony
>someone posts the marker, even though the archival system has long since gone
>fuck you and fuck your marker
>lots of fond reminiscing and discussion
>people start asking NEW HORSE WHERE
>new horse never comes

>>34032154

Yes, both the underage and the adult audience is still predominantly female.

>>34032154
yes, horny little girls

>>34032132
> Twilight's first draft of the death trap was just not-Dash tied to a table
> Twilight furiously subducted her fear of her own romantic attractions, she started adding more and more elements of 'death' over the 'entrapment' of the nubile adventuress
> suddenly the use of SPIKES, SNAKES, SPIDERS, AAAAAAAND QUICKSAND make sense

Seriously that was kind of overkill.

>>34031116

What's the steam group?

>>34032153
>all of the doors in her house require a sacrifice of bodily liquid to open
>you can't go down any of the corridors without having a 15% chance of ropes grabbing you and holding you still until you beg for release
>the kitchen is made entirely out of skulls, and all the skulls have spiders in them

>>34032208
MLPG

>>34032183
>2

wtf is different?

>>34032113

No stop it, I think I'm gonna start to nostalgia preemptively

>>34031884

Nah, that's not me. People used to call me Libe, along with psycho and monster snore (the two last behind my back).

>>34032161
> Grand Matriarch of the Lesbian Order
I think you have me confused with someone else.

>>34032129
Calm down dude.

1. There is no set date yet. People have been talking about having it on saturday or sunday, but nothing definite yet.
2. We already have a lot of people who are willing to play, so being on the list doesn't automatically mean you have to play. We'll come up with the lineup later.

>>34032190
I don't want to feel today.

>>34032190
>people start asking NEW HORSE WHERE
>There are another 4 months of solid general threads

>>34032232
Colored lines, I think

>>34032135
what vidya are you working on?

>>34031795
...

>>34031814
When I talk about the experiment I'll trip as Project: Luna's Blessing. I'll report my findings once a day and compile it all into a screencap in one month. See you on the other side.

>>34032228

There's two of them... I'm assuming the one with >Rape?

yesterday someone mentioned a really good twi/dash diaper scat fic but i couldnt stay around for the link. does anyone have it?

>>34032208
Just search MLPG on steam.
It's down for me though so I can't post a link.

>>34032235
Remember the first meetup picture? Remember that one guy that was so over dressed and we just talked about him for a few days?

>>34032205
The spikes were originally dildos, the quicksand was sticky pudding, and snakes were leather straps, and she was originally saved by a beautiful purple amazonian mare who had to lick her clean to make sure she was safe

For some reason, this was not published.

>>34032190

>that feel when things end, and you have to move on with your life

>>34032205
Dash is so dumb she never see what is going on, not even when the unicorn villian appear in the books.

>>34032190
>that feel when this shit is what you've spent a large part of your senior year of highschool doing
Fuck.

>>34032190
WHY DO I HAVE >FEELS FOR THIS SHIT

>>34032047
>>34032132
>It's never about the treasure
>It's just about the chance of getting fucked by a new, never-before-seen-by-science penis belonging to a new mythic beast

derpy is a very ugly pony

>>34032264
>VGTG
i don't?

>>34032282
Kill yourself.

>>34032113

>That feel when you know you've been here the past 32 years

>>34032264
VGS

>>34032281
Of course.

>>34032320

>>34032114
> witch-dyke
I ain't seen no magic outta her in some long while

Gonna need some powerful lesbian ju-ju what to make the friendship magic flow 'gain.

>>34032147

Admittedly I can see the talent in his drawings, he just needs to start actually giving a fuck

When people repeatedly tell you that your faces are fucked beyond belief and that legs don't bend that way, maybe there just might be a problem

There are stylistic choices and then there's just being a lazy cunt that refuses to heed any criticism of their ohh soo amazing fat Pinkie Pie

i just got back from vacation. what's the consensus on SHED.MOV?

>>34032266
pony crossing
i thought everyone knew already

>>34032190

>the camera pans up to the user's tabs
>clicks on YouTube tab, it's the second episode
>the episode is almost done
>episode finishes
>cursor moves up to the X on the tab to close it
>hovers for a second
>click

>>34032339
DAMN I'M OLDER THAN I THOUGHT!

Daring Do fanfiction as written by Twilight...

>>34032282

No dice, Faceless

>>34032282

>diaper scat fic

>>34032351
Is shit.

>>34032351
i liked it, but it made me sad too

dem FS scenes, dat pinkie

deep stuff

>>34032166
>Rape factory

Scratch is a very pretty pony

http://silvermanmlp.tumblr.com/

Welp, yae or nay guys? Taking /r/, choose wisely.

>>34032299
>all of the confrontations with the purple unicorn who always wants the treasure of the week for her own personal library are are obvious metaphors for sex and sexuality
>Dash doesn't read beneath the surface and doesn't get it
>Twilight assumes she would have and turns up dressed in her villain costume, asking if Dash wants to play out some scenes
>Dash agrees and they play out the "cool" and "exciting" bits while completely ignoring what Twilight was there for

>>34031929
Awesome! I may be back later to give it a trial run, in the mean time, I've got a job-hunting thing to do.

Before I go, if anyone can, throw out suggestions for alternate stories. So far I've got things like . . .

Adventure
Cuddle
Romance
Clop
Clop + feels
>rape
Horror
Comedy
Good End
Bad End
Ambivalent
Grimderp

I need things along those lines. Things you'd want to see as possible rolls

>>34032366
Can't write fanfiction if you're the author yo.

>>34032331
>>34032281

>That's not how horse asses work.
>A community founded on Christian values

If this is the steam group, I'm gonna have to change my info, no way I'm getting caught dead with this in my group list...

>>34032190
Ha ha, nostalgia
>That feel when someone links you to newgrounds
>Forgot password, remember account name
>Last activity in 2006
>Check the BBS for fun
>Old club you started is still there
>It has 200 pages of posts
>They are all complete faggotry
>Suddenly remember why you left
>Close Newgrounds, go post a rage thread on every board to kill >feels
WHY DID THE NEW HORSE NEVER COME!? IT HURTS TO >feel

>>34032386

yup.

>>34032351
Best thing ever

>>34032393
the fuck is this supposed to be?

>>34032351

>I don't like any of the .MOVs

>>34032351
Shoulda stopped with APPLES.MOV.

>>34032416
pussy

>>34032393
>second post is your face
>trying to pony with a friend's daughter
>posting pictures of friend's daughter on the internet
wat

>things end

>>34032382
/tg/ - a magical place

>>34032351
Not as funny as APPLE, funnier that DRESS

>>34032416
Just do what I do and join the chat but not the group.

>>34032403
... Yeah, uh
You haven't read very many teenagers' diaries, have you?
They're terribly written but go into quite some detail.

>>34032190
i dont want to >feel on this planet anymore

>>34030987

I tried it, didn't fucking work.

>>34032399
Horror is an oft attempted rarely achieved standard. i'm curious to see what you can do, sly-pie

>>34032471

>>34032446
this
the novelty is off already

>>34032433
First thing I thought of was Fifth Element.

Would a pony auto-wash?

Fluttershy stop it, you shouldn't have fell asleep without any clothes on, stop blushing damnit.

>>34032446
This.

>>34032351

I loved the Applebloom scene

>>34032190
>After spending time in the mlp general you decide to check out ponychan
>The site is barely active
>The most recent message was posted 3 days ago
>There are still threads about who's everyones favorite pony

>>34032398
> t-that feel
FUCK.

>>34032416
pussy

>>34032504
..........what the fuck makes her clever?

>>34032190
The first time this was posted I nearly broke down bawwwing.
>nostalgia about the present
I didn't think it was possible...
;_;
I love you guys.

>>34032504
Are you a virgin? All the girls sleep naked.

>>34032529
She had her nipples removed, so doesn't need to try to cover them.

>>34032504
I swear to god if I see that picture one more time

>>34032503
no but they might MOOLTEEPAAAS

have any of you guys try talking to a girl

>>34032190
;_;

i will be here for that thread.

>>34032399
Really, any one of those categories sounds like fun. Do what you want IMO.

>>34032517
>You then go to Equestria Daily
>It has not been updated in 5 years

>>34032561
I had a girlfriend but I never actually spoke to her

It was really awkward

>>34032561

Yes, you move your fleshy flaps on the face, is easy

>>34032529
your guess is as good as mine
it's a shittily executed joke

>>34032563
That's pathetic.

I will be too...

>>34032568
>find out Seth has been arrested for molesting a small child named Trixie

>>34032398
>In one part of the series, Daring-Do must gather four magical artifacts to prevent the end of the world
>The artifacts is an eight-pointed, double-layer crystal star not Chaos
>A crystal, bulbous rod found in a temple of clouds and rainbows
>The sheath for the rod, found inside a lavender house of mysterious magic
>When reunited, the artifacts create the fourth
>Love

>Dash thinks it's super lame

>>34032617

>>34032603
I won't

I don't really into comics or cartoons much

>>34032135
wait, pony animal crossing?
DINOFAG YOU BETTER NOT SCREW THIS UP

FUCK THIS SHIT, I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU PEOPLE, WHY AM I HAVING ALL THESE >FEELS

>>34032190
>want to contribute art and fic
>procrastination
>you become great enough to contribute great content
>your content is never acknowledged
>everyone's moved on

>>34032529
You should see the edited version with the dinosaur on it.

At least it makes more sense.

is it me or the MLPG is moving really fast tonight?

you GOTTA GO SLOW sometime guys...

>>34032617
> turns out to be a midget
> midget turns out to be a guy
> no molestation, ALL the savage hate-rape

Sounds about right.

>>34032261
>>34032232
yeah, it's colored lines

>>34032642

>>34032582
She orchestrated the national cider shortage to force Rainbow Dash to break into her room and catch her naked.

>>34032135
Yes, I like to know you're still at it

>>34032642

>slow

filthy Sandraker.

>>34032642
> gotta go slow
That's right!
I read it in Smoking Jacket, so it must be true!

>>34032504
Last time I fell asleep naked was when I was so drunk I don't remember ever leaving the bar.
My best friend was sleeping naked on the sofa.
There was a photo of a girl I've never met on my desktop.
I had a receipt for 27€ worth of beer in my wallet.
It was way past noon and I was still drunk as shit.