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02/04/12(Sat)20:21 No.33967804I'm a hardcore fan with mlp;fim, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in ponyville where I would often party with Pinkie in the Cakes house and help Applejack with Sweet Apple Acres , but one day as I was talking to Twilight Sparkle, we went to her library for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"
This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Princess Celestia and she agreed that you would be PERFECT as a pegasis, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Celestia said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.
I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand, at least I won't end up as worst pone because apple bloom will be there. |
