http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXDY0jvaCPw
Obligatory.

So apparently Snails' special talent is blowing himself.

Who knew?

>>33923309
>Scratch

You people are the new Trixiefags, you know.

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/02/derpy-returns-to-we-love-fine.html

are we... winning?

>rape

>>33923381
We already won.

I made this for you /co/, though I think it may still need work.

>>33923356

I agree, at least Trixie had her own fucking episode and she isn't pushed as much as fucking Scratch

>>33923381
God, I hope so. The argument about her is beyond stupid.

>>33923381
>>33923406
That's because her hate is pushed harder and people that actually like her such as myself can't talk without being compared to that fuckup seth.

>>33923402
I didn't like Ed, Edd, and Eddy because of the constant "Ed is a Tard" jokes

But I recognize it's not my place to start some tirade against it either

When did people stop having common sense?

>>33923381
We'll know for sure when Last Roundup gets re-uped.

>>33923421
Oh shit 4chan X why do you keep misquoting?

I refuse to count Discorded Fluttershy as "seeing her dark side" though.

Vinyl has a nice design, I hope we see her again sometime.

sometimes i wish i'd qui internet for a month so i'd not know the episode synopsis before-hand.

oh well, have this screenshot from ponykart game.

>>33923402
Thing was Ed had what could realistically be his voice. Derpy had that supposed to be a guy voice which somehow makes her seem retarded.

No, I don't know why I equate having a lower voice and slurred speech to being retarded, but it does tend to be how people with the brain difficulties speak, in my experience.

>>33923448
Assuming this is Hoppip, are you going to make Lyra slouch? That'd be pretty sweet.

>>33923446
I have to admit, she looks really nice with red eyes. Too bad that's fandom supposition.

Fucking love the hair, though.

>>33923446
Go kill yourself idiot

>>33923445

BINGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>33923446
She is a very pretty pony. I would love to see her make a background appearance again too.

>>33923448

Fuck, that 3D pone is cute

so do we know if/when fluttershy is going to get an episode yet?

>>33923515
What's a fluttershy?

>>33923511
>>33923500
>>33923446
Here we go

>>33923525
A background horse.

>>33923402

Wait what does it have to do with sexism?

Then again I didn't think much of either. I just thought they were both slow, but being mad about derpy being slow/retarded is sexism?

Confused

>>33923515
She and Rarity are getting new series after MLP:FiM gets cancelled

>>33923448
why horses are driving carts when they can run or fly faster than a typical go-kart

>>33923445
Pinkie Pie has broken the 4th wall, she broke it in Last Roundup when she said "be right back" to the audience before she pissed herself.

do you ever get the feeling that there are staff on the show lurking and laying down hints?

I bet that taking back Derpy on welovefine is a fake to mislead people into thinking everything is ok now, only to calm the shitstorm.

>>33923514
Why is she so excited to be abandoning her newborn?

Oh right

It's chili-cheese fries day at the cafeteria at work

Fuck yeah.

>>33923482
Yeah, that's pretty reasonable, they should commit suicide because they like a background pony.

Guys, I'm thinking of going to McDonalds later today to purchase food. How do I obtain a My Little Pony toy without showing off my power levels?

>>33923470

As someone who had a deaf woman for a customer, I will say derpys voice can be realistic to a woman.

Course i'm comparing two different things here, but it's relatively close.

>>33923543
Because it is fucking fun nigger

>>33923445
i for one want more fluttershy
i love blushing fluttershy
it just makes me horny as fuck

>>33923547

>laying down hints

nah

they're just fapping

>>33923557
Shut the fuck up furfag

I just got that MLP gift set. How come the ponies in it don't match ANY of the other styles? Do RD, FS and Rarity models in this style even exist?

If you don't know what syle I mean, they're about the size of the brushable pones, but they're molded like the blind bag ones.

>>33923448
>non lyras sitting like lyra

BULLSHUIT I HATE IT GO TO HELLlooks good actuallyBUT FUCK YOU

>>33923543

Because it's fun as fuck

>>33923515
if Ep19/whatever it was title is true it looks like it might be a Fluttershy episode.
I CAN HOPE

>>33923446
Unless the mane6 head out to a club, don't count on it.

>>33923560
Just walk in with a plate of spaghetti, they will know.

>>33923560
>murder

>>33923560

Easy, go through the drive through and order something for yourself along with the girl's kids meal. It's far less weird than just getting the kid's meal by itself.

>>33923515
She's a really sweet pretty little pony.

>>33923560
Bring your daughter/little sister with you

>>33923470
No, no, no.

It's the eyes.

For some reason derped eyes makes Derpy retarded in some idiots' eyes. Fuck, I dunno. It's not like this is the first less-than-intelligent cartoon character, or even pony. Derpy isn't even the least intelligent pony, she is just accident prone and clumsy.

>>33923472
>Too bad that's fandom supposition.
Aye, but on the flipside shes not been shown performing any magic or without her glasses yet - so nobody is technically in the wrong for doing it.

>>33923538

If you take it to /v/ perspective it's kinda like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrBoeMF4FYs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6GQvS_zbPs

actually drawing now.

twisnake or something

livestream.com/nootsack

>>33923445
Looks like we might need to make a S3 one soon.
What should that include? For one thing, we really need to drop all these stupid "[X oneshot character] returns" ones.

>Every main pony gets a song
>Celestia episode
>A new city is visited
>Any notable fandom pony speaks or is named
>Another movie is references in an episode
>A G1 villain appears
Need more.

>>33923560
Ponies aren't until March, bro.

>>33923560

>armed robbery

>>33923569
That is not the person you are thinking of

>>33923500
>>33923446

>>33923561
Yeah, see, that's what I mean. I went to school with a couple of deaf guys, they spoke with a much lower voice than anyone else (at the time). Maybe that's why I now link an unusually low voice/slurred speech with some kind of disability.

But Derpy's voice was technically just a mistake. On a male pony, it wouldn't have seemed out of place at all and he would have just appeared really clumsy.

>>33923625

>Fluttershy gets an episode

>>33923609
> not performing any magic
Uh
In the full 3 seconds we have of her, she's using basic unicorn magic to move the needle on her vinyl deck.

So yeah

She has.

>>33923656
And the aura is blue so her eyes are blue.

>>33923604
>she is just accident prone and clumsy.

ANd that's why I love her so much.

>>33923660
I already suggested that and was disproved. Its not necessarily the case.

Guys, will S3 have just 13 episodes or will they make more?

>>33923660
That doesn't work at all. Twilight's magic has been three different colours.

>>33923445
>Trollestia strikes again
>New species of pony
>Something about zecora I can't read
When did these happen again?

>Big Mac major role
I dunno.

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

don't know why i just find Fluttershy really hot

>>33923580
Don't have large enough pockets to carry all this spaghetti

>>>33923591
Drive through isn't an option, no car

>>33923599
My little sister is DEAAAAAAAAAAAD

>>33923630
Is this true? I wasn't sure if they were out the other day so I didn't go

>>33923631
Might be my only reasonable option

>>33923672
the show is over

>>33923680
We find out more about Zecora.

>>33923609
She performed magic during her 4-second appearance, but that has absolutely nothing to do with eye color. We checked this, remember? Went through every unicorn who has used magic, compared eye color, aura color, and cutie mark color, and found no correlation.

>>33923672
Not this shit again.

>>33923672
That was their commission. It's not unfeasible for Hasbro to order more later.

>>33923689

>>33923609
As >>33923693 mentions we did bring this up, in fact i did. And i was wrong.

>>33923683
DID SOMEBODY SAY BLUE HORSE?
THAT'S MY FAVORITE HORSE!

>>33923693
What pony have eye color relatet magic? Rarity and Lyra right?

>>33923685
So do I, but not so much as to get off to her sucking her own black horsecock. I mean what the fuck man.

>>33923686

>no car

>>33923685
That feel when you were the one to request on model futa fluttershy and applejack.

>>33923707
THE FUCK

>>33923661
Same poster as before, but I agree. She is adorable, and the way fate seems to conspire against her makes her all the cuter.

If the alarmists about Derpy all died right now, I'd be hard pressed to shed a tear.

>>33923676
It has? When?

>>33923683
YAY!

>>33923722
IT'S A BLUE HORSE!

>>33923715
I don't remember the exact data of the study, just the results.

>>33923744
why don't you want to be my friend?

>>33923707
dash is a very cute horsie.

>>33923660
celestia has yellow magic and she doesn't have yellow eyes

>>33923625
Those are terrible predictions.

you can see the pickles.

>>33923752
>Living in Jew York City

>>33923764
what the fuck does that mean?

>>33923680
>Trollestia strikes again
Lesson Zero
>New species of pony
Luna Eclipsed
>Something about zecora I can't read
Luna Eclipsed and Cutie Pox
>Big Mac major role
Hearts and Hooves

Would you kiss Rainbow Dash on the cheek?

in a friendly affectionate way?

>>33923767
Filtered, you Aryan super-man you.

>>33923683
Blue horse's adventures...of the MIND!

>>33923744
I don't know, it seems like that's what it's tending towards now though. Most of the S2 magic has been near enought he eye colour of whoever uses it. The new unicorns in Sweet and Elite, the Flimflams, I think the unicorns in Hearth's Warming matched it too.

>>33923754
>implying I don't

>>33923779
I dont know. A tough girl like her probably wouldnt appreciate that mushy stuff

>>33923779
yes. even though i don't like blue pone that much. she needs love too.

>>33923779
MAYBE

>>33923797
>That gif
>That filename

That really made me smile

>>33923717
is this one better?
thinking of FS and RD gets me really turned on
i loved it how she blushed in latest episode

>>33923779
When you say cheek....

>>33923778
>Heart and hooves
Oh! Predictions. Okay.
>Lesson Zero
I suppose you count the sun winding down as Trollestia. I'm not sure I do. This is deffinitely no >shhhp moment or Gala
>Luna Eclipsed
Umm . .. you mean Pipsqueak as the new species?

>>33923756
Celestia has gold magic because gold is the best colour. Or something.

Gold's pretty royal at least, right?

>>33923778
The Night Guards are not a new species. A new species would be the Sea Ponies, since the definition of species would be two members unable to produce off spring. Unicorns, Pegasi and Earth ponys all can, and I highly suspect the bat wings are there for theatrical purposes

>>33923819
> dat female pleasure
I don't have to be a furry to appreciate how much going down on a woman turns me on.

>>33923824
HE MEANS CHEEK!

>>33923786
why do jewish people not have sense of humor? if you cant laugh about yourself than your arrogant can burn in hell.

>>33923730
It was a faint pink/purple in season one, then red in the first part of season two,and now it is red/pink.

The last two might be the same colour and its just the video I have doing it wrong, but still

>>33923819

>that feel when Megasweet drew a humanised rendition of that scene

and never posted it

>>33923824
BUTT CHEEK OF COURSE

>>33923810
>Dash and mushy stuff
Damnit, where is my gif of her pecking the parasprite on the cheek?

>>33923827
There's a few dumbasses who think that Luna's guards are a whole new species of pony. As well as the "Tall Ponies" like Allie Way and Fleur are.

>>33923840
I take it you've never seen a Mel Brookes film in your life?

>>33923759
Let's see you do better, hotshot

>>33923802
The guard in Sweet and Elite had green magic. What color were his eyes?

Gay Parade episode soon

>>33923840
you probably caught them jews in one of their holidays

>>33923827

>>33923840
> implying NANO is worth not filtering

>>33923686
Stop being a pussy and just order a Double Quarter Pounder meal and a girls Happy Meal to go. They'll just think that you're getting dinner for your daughter or some shit.

Unless you're like, 20. Then maybe they'll think you're getting it for your girlfriend. MAYBE.

>>33923845
All fairly consistent then, I guess.

>>33923848
You have to be kidding me...

>>33923852
That is dumb.

>>33923877
Where the hell's my text?

Anyway, there were Luna's guards who had batwings.

>>33923827
>I suppose you count the sun winding down as Trollestia. I'm not sure I do. This is deffinitely no >shhhp moment or Gala

Or, you know, the part where she tells Twilight's friends she won't punish Twilight if they all do friendship reports.

Hey guys, how would you feel if, in the episode, Dash read the story up to the part where Indi pony met a handsome fellow adventurer and found twu wuv and she read the entire part gleefully, sighing contentedly to herself at the end and staring off into the distance after finishing the sequence

>>33923779
i would kiss her with tongue
then i would play with her clit till she would cum
then fuck her hard
i can imagine her tight pony pussy...mmmm

>>33923902
How is that trolling?

>>33923866
>I'll never get a Fluttershy with a ribbon around her body exposing her hot plot in my face for my birthday

okay.jpg

>>33923722
>thisiswhatMLPactuallylooklikeinreallife.png

>>33923779
I don't even know who she is yet!

That would be sexual assault.

>>33923902
I dont see how that is trolling.

If I was a human who was transported to Equetria I could see the pickles.

>>33923560
>>33923686
Dude, go to the nearest city and order there. That way they won't see you ever or remember you.

>>33923908

nice spoilers fag

>>33923918

>>33923902
That's not really a troll moment. She let the friends feel better about themselves by making up for their mistake while having an opportunity to strengthen their learning and friendship. That's her being chessmaster.

>>33923925
Because Twilight was to be punished at all?

>>33923908
She's like 4 feet tall, you know that pussy is gonna be tight.

>>33923914
>>33923925
She used their own misconceptions to convince them to do something that wasn't really necessary.

>>33923908
>Bacon vag
>1/10 would not bang

>>33923779

Sure

>>33923906
It'll be something to see. The first half of everyone would be mad she isn't gay and the second half would be laughing like all hell at the first half.

anyone got twilight references?

>>33923935
>spoilers
what is this ponychan?

>>33923972
I have some in my butt, care to look in there?

>>33923962
>implying bacon doesn't improve everything
EVERYTHNG

>>33923863
Oh yeah. Well, that's one then.

>>33923972
Here is the most important part of Twilight Sparkle.

>>33923976
It's a blue board faggot, don't you know what it means?

>>33923976

No it's /co/

we prefer spoilers here too

>>33923976

Some people don't want to see that

>>33923984
It can't improve the number of episodes Fluttershy has.

>>33923972

>>33923993
Ponychan faggot.

>>33923991
Her awesome facial expressions?

>>33923991
What, her face?

>>33923992
No Pinkie, I haven't gotten the slightest what you mean

>>33923976
Get the fuck out, you flaming retard.

>>33923962
But bacon vag's are easy to suck.

>>33923991

her mane?

>>33923972
I have never understood why artists don't have their own big collection of this stuff.
They could get exactly what they want every time.

>>33923976
>>33923992
>>33923993
>>33923997
Actually, if mods find NSFW porn spoiled, you get a longer ban.

So spoil that porn boy.

>>33923962
>bacon

>>33923957
she would clench around you so hard

>>33924001
You know what, I don't think ive seen Silver Spoon without her mane in a braid.

>>33924010
Let me explain you:

Blue boards: SFW

>>33923991
>Implying the front isn't just as good

>>33923992
It means post Dash?

>>33923997
ponychan people

>>33924020
No, her pickles

>>33924025

Porn bans happen once in a blue moon

>>33924037
And normalfags just passing on though.

>>33923991
Dat Canterlot Badonkadonk.

>>33924001
Nothing can do that...

>>33924016
If there needs to be a 3rd alicorn in the show, let it be this alicorn!

>>33923992
>Rainbow Dash board

>>33924030
Because it's braided in the show. I have no screencaps

>>33924037

ponychan people are on ponychan, this is /co/ Mr. Edgy

>>33924022
I just go to DA for vectors or pull up an episode for this kinda of stuff. Beginners should really start their own collection, or have a go-to area for this too. Here's a reference image I often use

>>33924029
Wow... What about Sweetie she is so small.

>>33923972

>>33923997
But that's wrong you fucking retard.

>>33924022
I delete all ponies when friends rarely visit, too much of a pain to hide things.

>>33924037
>mail to sega

>>33924070
Shattered pelvis.

>>33924045
mods don't really care too much if it doesn't get out of hand it seems like

>>33923972

>>33924063
kloudmutt can't art

>>33924079

You could hide it in plain sight and just fucking encrypt it.

>>33923990
Only takes one case to ruin a correlation, and we've got several.

>>33924059
Holy shit check out those bedroom eyes... both of them are lusting after each other.

>>33924052
Already done.

>>33923997
Oh but I do.

>>33924063
>violent goring.png
>pony blood is white

>>33924050
>Canterplot

>>33924070
You would probably hurt her, there would be vaginal tearing, it'd be unpleasant, and she would be scarred for life because of the trauma.

>>33924079
>not truecrypting your pony collection with a 64 character password

>>33924111
Damn you kill my boner.

so is rule34 legal here or not?
cause i can comence dump

Behold, the blandest thing I've ever drawn.

Make some more actiony requests. I almost didn't finish this one because I was so bored of it.

>>33924098
>animation heirror

>>33924111
Permanent incontinence.

>>33924121
Please don't.

>>33924115
>not 224

Wikileaks laughs at your level.

>some faggot from /b/ comes to /co/
>posts unspoilered porn
>everyone calls him out on it
>HURRDURR YOU GB TO PONYCHAN

never gets old

>>33924097
That guy looks more annoyed than lustful.

>>33924121

>dump

>>>/b/

>>33924121
No you idiot

>>33924123
The mane 6 all sleeping in a field with the sun setting.

WITH EXPLOSIONS

>>33924098
doesn't count any more than Cyclops Blues counts.

>>33924097
Rainbow is such a slut.

>>33924093
Agh, my folder gets cluttered anyway, it's much easier to just delete and recollect.
My folder at max will have 15 pictures.

>>33924121

>image dumps

please just go back to /b/

>>33924123
Dash and Fluttershy building a cloudcastle.

>>33924130
I'm going to post unspoilered porn and there's nothing you can do to stop me

>>33924121

Ponies as zebras as of now.
might do ZebRarity in a few hours.

>>33924121

No thanks, there's plenty of porn on the net, we can do without a dump

>>33924121
Most people don't really care. But don't dump. If you must post porn, at least do it whe the topic turns to it.
And only post decent stuff.

>>33924138
Ah, the Michael Bay sleepover special.

>>33924119
Don't go raping underage ponies, brah.

>>33924016
Æsir!

>>33924123
Princess Celestia tucking photo finish into bed.

>>33924159
WOW
I REALLY LIKE THIS
IT'S A GOOD IDEA!

>>33924146

>>33924138
that doesn't seem exciting enough
The explosions will carry onto the next request though

>>33924159
Did someone say Zebras?

>>33924155

I can not care and hide your posts starting now

>>33924167
Im going to lick her butt then.

>>33924159
>My Little Zigga: Friendshizzle is Magizzle

>>33924033
Let me explain this to you.

4chan = NSFW

>>33924131
Nah, his mind is showing his carnal pleasures only seen in the wildest of dreams, hence the lower lip nibbling.

>>33924159
I want to see more Zebra's on the show. Or at least know more about Zecora's homeland.

Anyone else feel this way?

>>33923827
>>Heart and hooves
>Oh! Predictions. Okay.
Episode synopsis and the screncaps don't lie.
>>Lesson Zero
>I suppose you count the sun winding down as Trollestia. I'm not sure I do. This is deffinitely no >shhhp moment or Gala
She dicks around a whole lot in the end, faking out the mane six.
>>Luna Eclipsed
Umm . .. you mean Pipsqueak as the new species?
Bat Guard

>>33924159
That is one swagg ass marmoset

>>33924121
There's not really any need to dump considering most of us are regulars at Paheal and we've seen it all before.

>>33924102
No, no, no.

Twilight puts on a wet hat. Shouldn't have left it out in the rain.

Question

Does anyone have any references to MS' human Twilight and Fluttershy? thanks in advance

>>33924174
Big Mac punching the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000.

I think explosions would fit nicely with that, don't you?

>>33924199
Only Fluttershy.

>>33924189
>He thinks 4chan is /b/

>>33924063

>>33924206
I can work with this. Anyone else? any ideas?

>>33924191
I always love that expanding the universe stuff, like seeing new cities or peoples. Just for a little while, I pretend its high fantasy.

>>33924191
Well I do now that I've been doing this.

>>33924219
And her horn up her ass.

>>33924199
Twi, not sure about FS.

>>33923852
the reason you don't see any other tall ponies is pretty simple actually.

You know how Celestia has that multi-colored hair? The absolute power?

And how Luna suddenly got "taller" for Nightmare Night?

Celestia figured out the only way to become eternal and maintain power was to consume the flesh/souls of the young. Ponies are harvested before they age to the point they won't be useful. The side effects are the wavy, multi-colored hair and white coat; she absorbed too many colors from other ponies.

Luna grew from normal pony size to something goddamn terrifying to the other ponies in the short time span it took leading up to nightmare night. Nopony else did. This is because the legends about her were true too-- she eats ponies to maintain her power.

The difference in the sisters is how the colors of the other ponies combined; one absorbed them fully, resulting in that dark, inky look. The other attempted to purge the colors in an attempt to hide her... needs. Unfortuantely, it stuck to her hair.

>>33924052
There already is tha third confirmed official Alicorn.

>>33924219
Wouldn't her horn be jamming up her taint in that event?

Also lol, non-sheath penis.

today is hug a pone day

just like every day

have you hugged pone today

>>33924176
>Shipping your OC with Ice Pack
WHY.

>>33924220

>>33924153

>>33924235
I raped a pone today, is it the same?

>>33924189
No, most boards do not condone the use of offtopic porn dumping. It's rude.

Although if the porn is on topic I don't see why not.

>>33924230

>>33924228
Fucking forgot the image...

I just love how easy it is to make shitstorm by postin rule34

>>33924240
I'M LIKING THIS IDEA

you can hug derpy, she doesn't mind

>>33924189
Blue boards are SFW, or at least as SFW as 4chan gets. That's the difference between blue boards and red boards.

>>33924232

im rweally curious about her job.

cadence... what could it mean?

>>33924235
no, because pone isn't real

;_;

>>33924189
So you've basically never been anywhere on 4chan outside of /b/ before today?
Good to know.

>>33924218
>you think /b/ is the only nsfw board

>>33924220
It better be ultra explosive and available in IMAX 3D.

>>33923908
>tight pony pussy

this isn't supposed to be happening

>>33924255

>>33924270
Welcome to the herd.

>>33924220
slowly walking away with shades on as the super cider squeezer explodes

>>33923560
Fuck, I had a comic for that, back in the brony days urgh, basically
>Drive thru
>Order happy meal
>For your niece of course
>Open up happy meal
>Random pony

>>33924232
You know we're trying to ignore that thing.

The implication scares us.

>>33924255
SHE CAN'T HANDLE MY HUGS!

>>33924259

Fuck you

>>33924240
Alright I can either do
A: Big Mac punching the Cider Squeezy 6000 + explosions
or
B: Big Mac punching RD and FS's cloudcastle + explosions

>>33924255
I don't hug tards. They usually smell bad.

>>33924194
>Bat Guards
THOSE AREN'T A NEW SPECIES.

JESUS.

MAGIC MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU UNDERSTAND IT?

>>33924230
>Grimderp
didn't read lol

So MLPG,

Which one?

>>33924262
>still thinking /b/ is the only nsfw board

what would it feel like to hug a pone

please describe in excruciating detail

>>33924232

I'd be fine with that

>>33924291
i vote B

>>33924270
Her contracting cunt muscles would feel so heavenly wrapped around a nice thick cock.

>>33924285
>Open up happy meal
>worst pony

>>33924285

You mean this one?

>>33924273
Wait, unless you're above her, she would have eyes for that guy off in the distance and some cloud, which may possibly rain on her. Not a single eye for you.

>>33924306
>thinking that's an excuse to post porn on a blue board

>>33924324
>anyone in MLPG having a thick cock

>>33924262
well ur @ work go 2 you're boss and open up a tab of 4chan. and see if he thinks its safe for work.

>>33924259
Stop reminding me you fucking faggot.

>>33924255

Sign me up!

>>33924255

>>33924310
I do not think that Bon Bon knows what a hug is . . .

>>33924259

what IS real?

>>33924319
ONE VOTE FOR B

LAST CALL FOR INPUT

>>33924324
stop it, guys

>>33924297
You know what.

I'm going to solve this once and for all.

In the event I get a vendor table at BroNYcon to peddle my wares and make lods of emone off of the Spaghetti Monsters there, I will go to the Faust panel and ask her for the Word of God answer to how tall ponies are compared to the average 6 foot tall human.

>>33924306
>>33924266
Definitely you must be new here, I suggest lurk more before posting and you won't be ridiculized anymore

>>33924259

>>33924291
GO WITH B YOU GLORIOUS MOTHERFUCKER YOU

>>33924306

but /b/ faggots are the ones that storm into other boards and get buttmad when other people dont like them

>>33924257
Cadence is a musical term, so... probably something around that.

>>33924337
NO

>>33924366
Pinkie Pie taught everyone in Ponyville about mouth hugs.

>>33924375
BBBBBBBB

>>33924381
I thought the NY can was done with?

I need halp.

What bushes look better? 1 or 2?

>>33924305
>Twilight and Rarity's faces

Unicorns confirmed for screamers.

>>33924305
Heh... None. I'm not like that...

Applejack

B WINS

PREPARE YOUR BODIES

>>33924337
No, he's driving a ford mustang and gets Rainbow Dash

>>33924409
Cant tell Dooks, use a large image

Why are flutterfags so fucking awful?

>>33924375
...But that's just mean!

A

>>33924305

I don't fuck ponies

>>33924403
It's still being called BroNYcon, even though it's taking place in New Jersey this June.

>>33924418

Oh THAT one, I don't think I have that.

>>33924305
>Rainbow's face

ha ha derpy thread

>>33924297
So in conclusion.

Head located at human groin height.

Fucking fantastic.

>>33924409
1 because 2's bushes just blend into the ground. The colors are way too similar.

>>33924409
The more saturated ones (2)

>>33924439
CONCUR

>>33924366
Well she have Lyra.

>>33924349
Never said anything of the sort.

>>33924384
Explain your inane >implication, friend.

>>33924394
That is very true, however I fail to see what it has to do with anything.

>>33924374
nothing is true. everything is permitted.

>>33924427

>why are -fags so awful?

It's all a different flavor of shit.

>>33924437
Link to that Tumblr

My Little Pony: Friendship is Satanic
January 28th, 2012 | Category: Christian Parenting,Fetishes,Freaks,Gay Agenda,Homosexuality,Satanism,Truth,Voodoo
Friends,

You may have heard of the new TV show “My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic” – this series is aimed at young girls. According to the liberal-biased encyclopedia Wikipedia, “The show has been critically praised for its humor and moral outlook” – but is that really the case? Recently Shelley Goodman and I watched a few episodes of this series and found a great deal that responsible pro-family parents should be concerned about.

>>33924409
Since it's in a jungle atmosphere, I would say 2.
But 1 makes the bushes pop out more which looks better.

So 1.

>>33924375
B!

>>33924476
STR Fact-Sheet: My Little Pony Friendship is Magic is an animal-fantasy animation series aimed at girls aged 5 to 12. Originally launched in the 1980s, it has become popular again due to strong artistic direction and and more “edgy” themes. We feel that viewer caution should be advised, especially in the case of young children who have not yet been re-born in Christ. The show includes troubling themes such as the occult, paganism and witchcraft.

>>33924449
>Fluttershy Vampire
>Always asks before drinking your blood, no matter how bad the hunger gets
>Apologizes profusely in the event she accidentally turns you, to the point of tears

>>33923631
Ha I've been here and that's one of the few times I've seen honest armed robbery

>>33924476
>>33924492

>>33924439
>>33924452
>>33924477

I think 1 it is, thanks!

>>33924492

The show tells the story of six “ponies” and their various adventures. Anybody who has spent time working with livestock will confirm that these are unrealistic depictions of horses and ponies. Were the lack of realism the only problem we would have no objections to allowing this show on TV, however we found a great many more issues:

The depiction of ponies in this series is un-biblical. According to the Bible (Gen 1:26) man has been given dominion over all beasts (including ponies), and thus the portrayal of these worker-animals as talking intelligent creatures with their own will and personality is clearly in contradiction to God’s teaching. We would have preferred to see a more realistic portrayal of God’s creation, for example showing young men and women working the land with their ponies just as God intended. As everybody knows, Man (created in God’s image) is the only life on earth born with a soul, and capable of moral reasoning. To suggest that ponies might also have souls undermines the entire basis of the Christian Bible.

You're wrong. There are no useless ponies in this world.

>>33924449
Are those supposed to be her wings hanging down or is her stomache bulging or something?

>>33924512
Are you going to color the other 2 parts right?

>>33924514
Disturbing- is this show suitable for yong girls?

The show is created by a young woman named Lauren Faust – if that names seems familiar to you it should be: According to legend, Faust was the name of the person who sold his soul to the devil in return for great wealth and power. It’s highly probable that Satan has chosen Ms Faust to be his modern-day emissary of evil. The signs are clear.
From what we can tell, the ponies do not seem to have any belief in God. There was not one single reference to Christianity, Jesus or the Holy Bible in any of the episodes we watched. There were countless references to paganism, the occult and black-magic. We are concerned that watching this show might encourage young girls to experiment with the dark arts. We advise any parents who suspect their child has seen this show to consult their pastor.

>>33924506
Indeed.

>>33924467
Uh:
http://ask-doctorcolgate.tumblr.com/

>>33924543
Typical female My Little Pony fans: Is this an acceptable way for a young woman to dress?
While ponies are certainly real animals, and unicorns definitly did exist (Job 39:9-12), “Pegasus Ponies” appear to be a creature found only in ancient greek pagan religions. We do not understand why Hasbro felt the need to include this obviously false pagan hogwash other than to cause further confusion in the minds of young girls.
The show presents a biblically incorrect cosmology. Starting with the very first episode it claims that the sun and the moon’s motion is caused by a pair of winged unicorns. This is wrong as the Bible states that the motion of the planets is due to God’s will alone.
The show is socialist: Various ponies appear to practice trades (for example Pinkie-Pie is a baker, Rarity is a seamstress and Twilight Sparkle is an occultist), and yet they do not appear to charge for their services (even the satanic Ms Sparkle), this is a model of a communist society envisaged by Marx. There’s no money or entrepreneurship. Is this an acceptable role model for young girls?
In a number of episodes the Pegasus Pony Rainbow-Dash is seen controlling the weather. Young people should know that only God has the power to influence our environment (Psalms 148:8, Jonah 1:4). This is yet another blatant lie intended to corrupt American girls.

>>33924432
At least you remember it, come think about it, I did have a folder dedicated to it all, I when through it the other day as well.
>Brony this
>Brony
>Brony
>Brony
>Love and Tolerate
>FiM

Rather embarrassing really.

Hey guys, I found a video of what would happen if a human were transported to Equestria.

http://www.gaybeast.com/movie/9041/a_mare_consent

>>33923646
>>33923446
>>33923579
Hey now, we saw, "Octavia" a second time in Sweet and Elite did we not?

>>33924539
Yeah, but honestly, all those little details and accesories scare me.

;_;

>>33924560
Who controls the weather? Most leading scholars agree that only God can control storms – however this show wants us to believe that a blue pony has God’s power!

If these were the only faults in the series, I might conclude that Hasbro were ignorant dupes however there is a great deal more to be concerned with. In Episode 23 “The Cutie Mark Chronicles” three young ponies calling themselves “The Cutie Mark Crusaders” go on a quest to find a magical picture for their hind-quarters. The fact that they have called themselves “Crusaders” is ironic given that their quest seems to have nothing to do with Christ! Any child viewing this episode might conclude that our savior died so that you can have a tatoo on your your butt!

>>33924564

Everything back in the day had brony plastered on it, we lived in a carefree and happy time.

>>33924514
>Anybody who has spent time working with livestock will confirm that these are unrealistic depictions of horses and ponies.

I know it's copypasta, but still REALLY?
REALLY?
NO SHIT.

>>33924569
>gaybeast.com
Hah, really?

>>33924295
>I DECIDE WHAT GOES AND WHAT DOES NOT
>I AM THE GOD EMPEROR, BOW TO MY FACTUAL OPINNIONS

>>33924476
>>33924492
>>33924514
>>33924543
>>33924560
>>33924585

officially invoking poe's law, and by extension its corollary.

"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

"It is impossible for an act of Fundamentalism to be made that someone won't mistake for a parody."

>>33924569
Why the hell am I enjoying this?

>>33924560
With bodies like that, yes, absolutely.

>>33924569
MAH NIGGA!!

>>33924584
Yo creo en tu magia! Espero la 3 parte que esta bien chingona.

>>33924569

does anyone of you guys know why eva aka Evadtower from the drawfriendstream list is constantly drawin flutterpunk? i mean whats up with that i dont get that shit. it looks awful and it is the least possible thing what could happen to a character like fluttershy.

if you know something , dont leave me hangin

>>33924569
>Gay Beast
>Think it's some gay site
>Click
>Closed immediately

NOPE

>Stumble upon a /b/ pony thread
>Ev­eryone eq­ual. Eve­ryone lo­ved. You do­n’t have to have a name to be a bron­y, it’s ju­st for fu­n.

>Lo­ve, to­lerance, friends­hip, and kin­dne­ss are the mos­t importa­nt thin­gs a bron­y can have, let’s spr­ead so­me joy and po­st som­e po­nies!
FUCK. WHY.^

>>33924560

Bitches be crazy

>>33924585The Cutie-Mark Crusaders? If they are not crusading for Christ, then who? This is a question that all responsible parents should ask.

We found this show very disappointing – as with any product from the liberal media you should never believe the hype. Time and time again the show’s producers passed up the opportunity to deliver a moral message grounded in Biblical values in favor of cheap entertainment. We do not doubt the show’s popularity amongst secular audiences however they have a great deal more work to do if they want to create something as successful as the excellent Veggie-Tales.

If only this were not the most disturbing aspect of the show: It may seem astonishing and implausible but there is a growing group of older male fans of this show. They call themselves “Bronies” – many of the web-resources dedicated to the show are built by these bronies in order to attract more children to the show. While there are no doubt some male fans who enjoy the show for their own personal reasons, we should all be suspicious of a grown men who watch cartoons!

What can you do to stop My Little Pony:

Ask your children whether they have seen this cartoon – if they have read from the instructive Bible passages referenced above to correct any misconceptions they may have learned from the show.

>>33924553
This isn't at all what I imagined

>>33924631
You are new here. Welcome!

>>33924560
>Typical female My Little Pony fans
I fucking wish

>>33924569

>>33924596
Really?

Really.

It's a halloween episode. The intent of her entrance was to scare. She herself even managed to make herself look like Nightmare Moon.

It's fucking magic, I should not have to explain it.

>>33924569
>gaybeast.com
Uh. How about no.

>>33924641
Explain to your daughter that ponies do not have souls – they are merely beasts of burden. Explain that it is sinful and unbiblical to think otherwise. Help your children understand what real ponies are like: Take them to a farm or your local petting zoo. Explain to your child that real ponies were created by God, not Lauren Faust!
Warn your children away from older men who like My Little Pony – they are almost certainly pederasts or perverts. Explain to your kids that if they ever meet a “brony” they are to tell a responsible adult such as your pastor or a fellow church-going parent.
Whenever you see an episode of this cartoon on the Internet, “Flag” it as harmful. Do whatever you can to get this content off the internet.
And most importantly: Prayer – together with Jesus we can get this sick filth of the TV
Yours in Christ,

James Goddard Jr

>>33924624
She said thats how her hair work on the show

>>33924543
so success = satanic pact?

>>33924622
What kind of reaction is that?

>>33924569
except they'd be little ponies, and tight

>>33924641
I was unaware that Crusading is a Christian-Only activity.

>>33924586
It was a simpler time back then.

>>33924631
Yeah, I avoid those threads like the plague.
It has more circlejerking than the /co/ threads do.

>>33924569
why boner.

>>33924592
>>33924603
>>33924626
you have to be registered to watch it
Oh you guyz

>>33924666
It's not gay at all.