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Here is my friday.

>>33916300

PONIES DO NOT HAVE BELLY BUTTONS

>rape

DUSTY THAT TOPIC IS SHIT

I'M SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS I'M SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS I'M SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS I'M SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS I'M SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS I'M SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS I'M SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS I'M SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS I'M SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS I'M SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS I'M SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS I'M SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS I'M SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS I'M SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS I'M SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS I'M SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS

>>33916324
Fun fact: they do.

.- -. --- - .... . .-. / - .... .-. . .- -.. --..-- / .- -. --- - .... . .-. / ... -.-. .-. .- - -.-. .... / - .... .-. . .- -..

>>33916316
THAT REMINDS ME!
IT'S TIME TO GET DOWN

>>33916341
SHOULD NOT FUCKING WANT
SHOULD NOT WANT

>>33916341

>>33916352
>SMILe marker

this is going to be a good day

>tomorrows episode is shaping up to be awesome
>have to show up for work at 6:30am

yes i mad. rainbow pone is my favorite pone dammit

am i pwetty?

>>33916341
NO ONE WANTS TO FUCK YOUR GENDERBENT OC WOLFNANAKI

people should start drawing genderbent ocs.
I request Male Sleepy Pony with female Klondike Pony

>>33916341
>oh hey this OC looks-
>Nanaki's OC
Holy shit why?

RAINBOW DASH HAS A CHANCE TOMORROW TO STOP BEING WORST PONY AND LEAPFROG HERSELF SECURELY INTO THE #5 SPOT

LET'S SEE HOW SHE FUCKS IT UP THIS TIME

>>33916347

>>33916362
A SMILEY DAY?

>>33916341

>>33916375
Not until you taper your edges.

>>33916375

no

>>33916375
Yea.
Pwetty horrible

>>33916361
I'd fuck your underage furry OC, hoppip.

>>33916341
>TG is my fetish
>boner status: inactive

THANK YOU BASED PENIS FOR NOT BETRAYING ME

>>33916352
Thanks again for helping with marking!

>>33916375

>filly Derpy

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

>>33916409
no

>>33916392

NOT AGAIN

>>33916375
Yes

>>33916388
HAY YEA!

Derpy is a very abelist pony.

Posting best ship

>>33916392

>>33916407
No problem at all!

>>33916420

>Implying the pony inquisition wouldn't spend hours torturing Derpy.

>>33916449
Screwball is a saneist pony

She is prejudiced against people who aren't sane

FUCKING HASBRO

>>33916386
This is why Pinkiedash is best ship.

>>33916481
Because it is the most overused ship?

>>33916433
I'M SO ABLEIST!

http://derpyhoovesnews.com/hasbro-pressuring-welovefine-to-remove-derpy-merchandise/

And the fallout begins

>>33916492
My future's so ableist, I gotta wear shades.

>>33916489
I dunno, I find Appledash more overused. Esp. with JJ around. I see Appledashers almost everywhere.

>>33916504
Perhaps these days.

>>33916500
Sup yesterdaybro.

>>33916500
WE HAVE ALREADY LAUGHED, CRIED AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN

>>33916402
>implying you're not fapping right now

http://laurenmagpie.deviantart.com/art/It-s-Okay-282949814

Who the fuck is Pepper Supreme?

>>33916500
>They've already changed the T-shirts.

This is almost as bad as Aardman Studios removing the leper ship scene from their upcoming pirate movie because a bunch of smelly cunts got their greasy, malformed panties in a wad.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-16579015

>>33916524
>Rainbow Dash was a meanie-pants :c

GROW SOME BALLS.
Derpy wasn't bawwing over that. She knew she did wrong and was honestly sorry. Wat makes people think she was so heartbroken that she needs fluttershit to cheer her up?

>>33916524
Wrong link.

http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/124066

>>33916518
>>33916510
Guys, guys, maybe he didn't stay up all night on the previous general like we did. Pity the poor boy, for he'll never reach our power level.

are we posting filly derpies

>>33916524
Is there a fic of Screwball and Derpy doing it?

>>33916559
no.

Probably been posted already, but

http://www.tabithastgermain.com/make-my-day.html

>>33916553
another tumblr social justice dramaqueen like yamino

HA HA

TIME FOR CHEERILEE

>>33916569
Scootascrew?

i'm the best pony

>>33916590
NO CHEERILEE NO

>>33916560
no nigga
>>33916581
God Tabitha this website is god awful

>>33916352

how big is derpy's big ableist clock?

>>33916595
>Not the gemstone pegasus
Faggot

how could anyone not like her

have the derpy haters even watched the show

>>33916553
But its not ok. If they really did kill Derpy that is.

>>33916581
DEAR TABITHA
GET THE VOICE ACTOR WHO PLAYED ROVER AND DO ANOTHER EPISODE WITH HIM

RARITOVER IS BEST SHIP

SINCERELY SOME FAG YOU DONT KNOW

>>33916622
SHE IS PRETTY DARN CUTE

>>33916352

Dash confirmed for wing injury in the NEW HORSE EPISODE, what does MLPG think?

>>33916648
I THINK INDIANA DASH IS A WONDERFUL THING

>>33916648
Wait when?

>>33916409
get mai waifu off your chest faggot

>>33916663
Well she had it in her indiana jones self insert at least.

>>33916652
Hobbit you better clone those ponies otherwise it wont be anything like the show

>>33916648

bitch deserves it

>>33916671
>Hobbit
why did i lol?

>>33916678
Nigga i will cut you.

>>33916679
i always call Hoppip Hobbit.
It fits

>>33916682
like a cornish game hen?

i want to know something

why do people get so butthurt and troll other people who were never bothering them in the first place

is it human nature?

you can't stand other people being happy even if they are happy in private without bothering you?

any time people do things that make them happy that don't bother anyone else, from watching girls' cartoons to having gay buttsex to having abortions, some group of haters has to have some moral outrage against them even if they weren't bothering anybody in the first place

>>33916652
>Lyra
>not sitting like a person
This looks pretty damn awesome.

Derpy will die for the sins of the fandom.

Yamino and Peppersupreme are the pontius pilate and judas.

After 3 episodes, she shall rise again in glory.

>>33916620

Shit, you're right. It's already too late to redeem myself, but oh well...

>>33916652
I want to tongue your butthole nohomo

>>33916693
SOME PEOPLE
JUST WANT TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN

>>33916662
>not calling her indiana pones

>>33916693
No fun allowed. It is a good feel.

>>33916693
>abortions
>don't bother anyone else

Retarded pro-choicer detected

>>33916665
>>33916662
What?

>>33916727
That's looking AMAZING!

>>33916727
This is the appleloosa stage aint it?

>>33916693
BECAUSE HUMANS ARE BAD?

>>33916725
what's wrong with abortion?

>>33916633
The voice actor who played Rover also played Chief Thunderhooves, Flam, Piccolo in the Ocean dub of Dragonball Z and Wolverine in X-Men Evolution, amongst many other performances, such as this fine piece of quality.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO3MttgvHUY

>>33916736
http://www.movieweb.com/tv/TEmvPLDjFYpgqq/exclusive-indiana-jones
A CLIP OF TOMMOROWS EPISODE WAS LEAKED!

derpy has heard that the people of earth are talking a lot about her appearance on the show

how do you explain to her what has happened?

>>33916736

>not knowing about the sneek peek

http://www.movieweb.com/tv/TEmvPLDjFYpgqq/exclusive-indiana-jones

>do you even read the general

>>33916754

Let's not go down to Ponychan 'hurrr humans r so bad and evil' level.


Seriously, anyone who says humans are bad is a fucktard.

>>33916736
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k9z6B2CVD0

>>33916754
>humans
>bad

>>33916776
It's more of a teaser than a leak. Just saying.

I cannot allow a world full of happiness and fun exist. I won't accept it.

>>33916693
I have no idea...
But it sure is entertaining.

>>33916736
...I did link you to it a couple of threads back when you asked if you'd missed anything. Are you not using 4chanx or something?

>>33916788
SORRY I WAS TRYING TO THINK OF A BETTER WORD AS I WAS TYPING IT BUT I COULDN'T

>>33916773
MAYTAHL BAWKSES ARE MY FAVORITE MAYTAHL BAWKSES

>>33916781

Love the Indiana Jones homage there.

>>33916778
A few mentally challenged individuals believe you are a terrible thing, Derpy.

They flailed their malformed arms at keyboards, writing up letters that were as heartfelt as they were hilariously misspelled.

They don't like you, Derpy.

I'm so sorry.

>>33916778
By telling her that some people just can't into loving her

>>33916780
>>33916785
>River in Egypt

>>33916802
I was on and off the computer for a while, sorry.

>>33916754
You will get yours race traitor!

>>33916769
If you believe that abortions are morally acceptable, that's your choice -- and it's not necessarily a poorly founded one, but if you don't think killing a human bothers the human you're killing, that's pretty troubling.

>RD reading a book and imagining that she is the protag

fucking /tg/ faggot

>>33916833
Oh shit! Run Carrot run!

>>33916781
>Youtube embed
>See a scene
I won't watch it, but that looks glorious.
>mfw

>>33916833
YOU BETTER SHOW THEM COMMANDS HOBBIT

>>33916839
I THOUGHT WE LIKED /TG/!

>>33916833


TWILIGHT YOU CRAZY BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU LEARN TO DRIVE?

Hey guys, want to help me mass send my petition to Hasbro?

We live in a twentieth first century multicultural society. It is essential to promote harmony and equality, so it’s a shame to see continual use of racist stereotypes in media, particularly in cartoons aimed at children. I speak of the character “Zecora” in the children’s cartoon My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, co-produced by Hasbro, the large toy manufacturer. The character is clearly meant to be African American in nature- see is a zebra in a land full of ponies, thus she literally comes from Africa. She speaks with an African accent, her home is decorated with African art, etc. This in and of itself is fine, and might even be laudable if not for the blatant racist nature of how the character is portray. It is a racist stereotype for numerous reasons. 1. Tokenism, in a show with dozens, if not hundreds, of ponies, this is the only zebra or “African.” The characters even comment on her outsider nature. 2. The use of the “magic negro” stereotype. Wikipedia defines this stereotype thusly:

The Magical Negro is typically but not always "in some way outwardly or inwardly disabled, either by discrimination, disability or social constraint," often a janitor or prisoner. He has no past; he simply appears one day to help the white protagonist.He usually has some sort of magical power, "rather vaguely defined but not the sort of thing one typically encounters."He is patient and wise, often dispensing various words of wisdom, and is "closer to the earth."

>>33916833

THEY'LL BE SERIOUSLY INJURED IF SHE DOESN'T STOP IT

>>33916838
At what point is a human a human?

>>33916847
WE DO BUT NOT WHEN ITS RAINBOW DASH

>>33916833
Oh. OH!

You know what would be neat?

A PonyKart trailer done like the introduction sequence of Naked Gun!

>>33916818
They don't love you, Derpy.
But I still do.

And then I blow on her tummy and she giggles.

>>33916769
>>33916838
>>33916857
don't do this you fucktards

>>33916851
The Magical Negro serves as a plot device to help the protagonist get out of trouble, typically through helping the white character recognize his own faults and overcome them. Although he has magical powers, his "magic is ostensibly directed toward helping and enlightening a white male character." "These powers are used to save and transform disheveled, uncultured, lost, or broken whites (almost exclusively white men) into competent, successful, and content people within the context of the American myth of redemption and salvation."

This fits Zecora’s description perfectly. The protagonist of the show, “Twilight,” occasionally relies on Zecora for magical help, despite the fact that she herself is a magician. While the “magic negro” may seem to be positive in nature, it still portrays Zecora in a subserviant role to the protagonist, is regarded as an exception to the others of her race, and only treats the character as a plot device, since she is a token in the first place. This is as recognizable and dated as the “Sambo” or “Mammy” stereotypes of the blackface era. 3. Language; in brief scenes the character can be heard speaking some Swahili-like language. It is not actual Swahili or any other west African language, but something the voice actress admittedly made up on the spot. This is as offensive as having a Chinese character saying “ching chong ping pong,” an Italian character saying “bippiti boopiti,” or an Arab character saying “derka derka derka.” A quick inspection of the voice acting staff shows there are no African American actors at all. Are there any on the entire staff?

>>33916833
That is highly unsafe, Twilight!

Just think of what you're doing to your undercarriage!

>>33916780
>implying we're not
You completely lack objectivity if you think that.

>>33916864
BUT RAINBOW DASH IS RAINBOW DASH!

http://www.sisterclaire.com/ - I find Yamino's webcomic very offensive, I think I should let her know how offended I am

>>33916876
4. Setting; Zecora lives in a hut in the middle of the jungle. How is this any different then showing her swinging from a porch in the middle of a watermelon patch? 5. Rhyming; perhaps the most ridiculously and dated cliche is how the character speaks in rhymes. Hasbro once employed this cliche with their black GI Joe character “Roadblock,” but that was some thirty years ago. It appears they have learned little of racial sensitivity. Do we have to expect the Zecora character to start rapping? Maybe she will start beatboxing or jive-talking?

We petition The Hub network and Hasbro to remove this blatant racist stereotype from their show, for the sake of racial equality and the children who watch the show. We also ask them to remove those few episodes where Zecora appears from circulation. Furthermore, we expect and demand Hasbro to launch and investigation of those white staff members who thought this insult was a good idea in the first place.

>>33916818
>They flailed their malformed arms at keyboards
i laughed harder than i should have

>>33916781
Alright, now I know what Zebra dash's mane will look like.
I thought she'd imagine herself in the stories just the way she is, colours n' all

>>33916557
>never reach your power level
>implying I haven't been here since the first month of the show

Don't you ever say that to me again.

>>33916778
Holy shit. A talking pony.

>mfw browsing beastforum, i find a my little pony fan

I had been rewatching some DBZ episodes lately and suddenly the stupid ideas of fusing ponies came to my head.
Like in the line of Twilight sparkle+Pinkie Pie.

>>33916833
Someone save Carrot Top

>>33916857
Conception.

>The potential for sapience justifies the same rights as sapience.

>>33916891
I love Dashie so much

>>33916851
Apparently there are people that genuinely think that Zecora and the buffalo are racist, but I've never seen anything written by them.

>>33916907
you sound surprised in some way

>>33916857
When it's not parasitically attached to another human.

>>33916903
Your power growth rate is too low. Many have already surpassed you in power, despite showing up months later.

>>33916907
Halfway through a bondage thread on /d/ some faggot starts posting awful fim porn.
Oh god why?

>>33916898
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS HER AT FIRST I JUST THOUGHT THOSE WERE NICE EYES

Hey bronies, wanted to share my email I sent to Hasbro.

To Hasbro,

I enjoyed and watched the first season of My Little Pony on iTunes with my twin boy and girl cousins, who are around five. After hearing the hype online from people on discussion boards, it was great to find something both they and I enjoyed. I've had to move away from them since last year, but they demand I watch the second season every week and call them to tell them what I think.

[snip]

They and I recently watched the episode with the character 'Derpy' who had odd-set eyes, a clumsy attitude and a 'funny' spin on what appeared to be an eye disability. Simply put, he loved the character. We all laughed so much, and it was a perfect launchpad to talk with him about his condition and brilliant to see the other ponies on the show interact in a realistic, pleasant and humorous manner, and so even the other twin can now relate better as a result. I personally enjoyed it too and I personally think that if a Derpy character existed when I was his age, I may have been a little more confident and less hard on myself.

I thank you for, even if unintentionally, helping my little cousin understand his condition and feel better about it. After I read online you were considering changing the character in some way I felt I had to write, and also as I imagine I'm not the only one touched by this wonderful character and this wonderful show. It would be a great shame if you did alter the character, as I've officially nicknamed my cousin Derpy, and it would break also his little heart. Thank you again for a bringing my cousin closer to understanding, and bringing all of us closer together.

I've attached a picture of myself (spot the squinter...), my two brothers (who find us watching the show hilarious) and cousins Derpy and Derpette. I apologize I couldn't find the picture of the ponies I drew for them!

>>33916907
>browsing porn forum
>mlp avatars everywhere

>>33916907
They have my little pony threads on Bad Dragon forums.

>>33916851
>>33916876
>>33916894
>dear hasbra
>please change my favorite thing to fit my needs because i don't like what you're doing
>signed anon

>>33916912
ALL MATTER IS SACRED
Are you being serious here? Do you masturbate at all?

dear haters (you know who zhe/hir/shlkee are),

this little guy was an important and beloved part of my childhood. now, it's explicitly stated that he is a "bear of very little brain." his name could be construed as a synonym for shit or excrement. he's a dumbshit, and i loved him.

so why didn't you tear that away from me, you assholes? after you're done ruining my little pony, what's the next thing that brings happiness to little kids that you're going to ruin with your selfish bullshit?

sincerely,

someone who was once a little boy who didn't give a fuck about your asinine adult political hatery bullshit

>>33916891
shit i thought you said RAINBOW CASH

>>33916946
and they're less ponyfuckerish than us

>>33916931
Nigger please.

I spent 24 hours in these threads when the show came out. The only problem is the threads regressed in quality and so did my time spent.

I just don't enjoy wafting in shit as much as others do who are here now.

>>33916951
Sperm doesn't have the potential to become sapient, but a fertilized egg does. Do you understand basic anatomy?

Also, you don't seem to understand what sapience is, so I suggest you Google that before your next reply.

filly derpy has been tasked with delivering all of the letters to hasbro

>>33916939
>>33916952

>>33916952
I'M MORE CONCERNED THAT HE IS CALLED POOH
I MEAN SERIOUSLY
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

>>33916892
I really do not like alcoholism jokes, my fucking parents were alcoholics. I could throw a shit fit if I knew how

>>33916969
This makes me feel sad.

>>33916964
That's because it's an internet forum full of normalfags and those sorts of people are apprehensive about sexually fantasizing about cartoon characters with names attached.

>>33916778
Because some people can't see that just because a pony is silly doesn't mean that it's hateful. For this reason, some people hate you, Derpy. But I don't. Never forget that. I love you. You have lots of friends, and even though some people will hate you because you're different, I'll always be there.

NOW LETS BAKE SOME MOTHERFUCKING MUFFINS!!

>>33916952
No body will ever fuck with that lovable bear

>>33916907
browsing rule 34 paheal

another pony porn is featured

>>33916982
You find it triggering, then?

>>33916978
I believe she can do it.
We just might have to carry her a bit.
And keep the dogs away.

>>33916990
>normalfags
>legitimately on the bad dragon forums
>for people who buy dragon dildos
>normalfags

>>33916975
I think my troll detector is broken guys? Can you help?

>>33916912
Why conception, then? If we're talking about potential for sapience, then I commit several million very early abortions at least twice a night. Every time I cum anywhere but a womb, I'm actively denying millions of cells sapience.
And I am actually replying to you in this fucking pony thread.
I hate myself.

what other common bg pones are recolors of lyra, bonbon, and daisy that I don't have already?

already got rose and sparkler for lyra, linky for bonbon, and CT for daisy

>>33916952

Please send this to everyone applicable.

>>33916907
mfw reading a doujin on ehentai about a resort that sells children for sex

i see pony on the top

>>33916952

Hell, everyone on that show was meant to represent a mental problem. Pooh was for slow people, Tigger was for ADHD people, Eeyore was for people who were depressed, Piglet was for people with speech impediments and nervous issues, Rabbit was for people who are doormats, Roo was for kids with overprotective mothers.

>>33916926
So even after birth, and the umbilical cord is not cut, it's not a human.
it's a crying, mentally active, breathing baby...

And it's not human.

Is that right?

>>33916912
All matter has the potential of sapience. What's the time frame? IS there a time frame? If there's no timeframe, then all matter has a potential for sapience at one stage or another in its existence.

If there is a timeframe, it's arbitrary to humans, as some species of animals can be inseminated but be dormant for years and then attach to the uterine wall when the mother's hormone levels reach a certain point when the mother isn't starving or what have you.

>>33917013
i nominate someone other than pace to help derpy

Wait, why are we talking about abortion?" That is not ponys

>>33917023
Sperm doesn't have the potential for sapience. A fertilized egg does.

A sperm can never become a human being. Never. They aren't the same thing. A human does not have a "sperm" step in its life-cycle. They are two different organisms. I'm not sure how I can make this more clear to you.

>>33916933
>Bondage thread on /d/
Mind linking if you've still got it up? Not seeing it on the first few pages.

>>33917027
which pony would you let fuck you

>>33917044
I'll do it.

>>33917027
Colgate

>>33917047
which pony do you think has had the most abortions?

>>33917027
Look at a bunch of crowd shots I guess?

>>33917047
What the fuck is a pony?

>>33917021
but it is true the earth was a perfect mechanism before we gained minds of out own and began making out own imperfect machine of inevitable destruction

>>33917027
Cheerilee and Berry

>>33917072
FRIENDSHIP PERSONIFIED

>>33917047
which pony would you let rape you

>>33917047
My OC is an aborted fetus pony. Her name is Abby.

>>33917067
dunno, but berry punch has had the most miscarriages.

>abortions
That will come in handy

>>33917072
marshmallows that can jump

>that feel when when Faust left, you knew that the rest of the team were just as important to the show and didn't fear for the quality
>that feel when this ableism shitfest has actually gotten Hasbro's attention, and will cause them to closely watch the show to make sure nothing else offensive happens
>that feel when extreme executive meddling will kill the show
>that feel when bronies have finally destroyed what they loved
Fucking bronies.

>>33917027

>recolors of lyra and bonbon

good luck, animators have been phasing out recolors of them.

i think they've grown to like them.

>>33917065
she's a bit different

>>33917082
they're a bit different too

>>33917080
>>33917023
What the fuck am i reading?

>>33917047
abortions?
wtf are you talking about?
do you even follow the correct thread?

>>33917041
Yup. And the moment you cut the umbilical cord it is. That's why most take exception to abortion once the fetus is viable and not threatening the life of the mother.

>>33917085
Applebloom

>>33917085
Celestia.

>>33917041
Animals are sentient, not sapient. They are aware, but not wise.

As such, animals should be treated with some respect (higher than rocks and trees, which lack sentience), but can safely be treated with less respect than those that are sapient (humans).

Moreover, your statement is wrong. A rock never has the potential for sapiance. A tree never has the potential for sapiance. If a tree somehow acquired sapiance, it would cease to be a tree: it would be some other type of being, because trees are not sapient.

Pop Quiz.

Who is the yellowest pony?

>>33917085
technically it wouldn't really be rape then, would it?

>>33917095
That sounds stupid.
Lets get back to this /b/ discussion.

>>33917100
join the herd

>>33917123
Spitfire of course

>her original name is Ditzy Doo, but due to popular demand her name was changed to Derpy hooves in the most recent episode of MLP. Its at the begining of the episode so you wont have to watch much.


Why do people keep saying this?

>>33917027
THERE IS A GREEN AND PURPLE PEGASUS I REALLY LIKE

>>33917131
>furries and bronies
>not bronies and wh40kfags

>>33917121
You manage to be stupid and to troll at the same time. Congratulations.

>>33917123

Yellow autism

>>33917115
Celestia could never rape me. I'd follow her commands to the ends of Equestria, because regardless of what she told me to do, it'd be in dat voice.

>>33917100
shut the fuck up

>>33917057
>>>/d/3957103
It would be a tripfag as well

>>33917123
CONTROVERSIAL QUESTIONS!
I'M GOING TO PLAY IT SAFE AND SAY RAINBOW DASH

>>33917138
newfags

>>33916641
>Derpy pressing her giant penis against the screen

>>33917146
If I'm stupid, I guess that makes you hopeless by comparison.

OH Derpy you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind!

Hey Derpy!

Hey Derpy!

OH Derpy you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind!

Hey Derpy!

Hey Derpy!

>>33917138
because their fanon got squashed and they're backpeddling

>>33917138
What moron says that? Ditzy was only associated with her after episode 11.

>>33917158
>>/d/3955128
Thanks!

>>33917123
Um...
Uh...
JOJO THE DOG FACED BOY?

>>33917167
Can you please come out and say you are trolling now, i am desperately worried you are a moron instead of a cunt. PLEASE

>>33917137
>>33917161

You're both wrong. YOU'RE BOTH WRONG.

>>33917167
You're gonna have to try harder than that. Maybe switch to some other topic. This is getting boring anyway.

>>33917193
Quit trolling.

>>33917123
Yellowquiet.

>>33917206
Go climb a wall of dicks sexually

>>33917123
Vinyl Scratch.

>>33917193
Dedicated troll detected.

>>33917151

I'd like her to hurt me a lot though. Make me bleed. Give me loving little bruises. Nice, tender slaps. Kiss me, then spit in my eye, and kick me for blinking. Then tell me how much she loves me while drooling into my mouth, and I lap it up like the whore I am.

>>33917121
On the atomic level, the basest form, all matter is equivalent.

matter cannot be destroyed. Sooner or later, eventually, it is 100% possible for part of a tree to become part of a person. Ingestion, carbon release, etc. You're looking at the macro level. Humans as full beings.

At some point in our existence, humans start as very simple multi celled fertilized embryos. We don't magic into being. Somewhere along the line, that carbon from that tree or another tree can all coagulate up into an egg cell, or spermazoa. and then you have half of what's needed for a person already. a little longer and more plant matter will have the potential to cycle through into being human tissue and join with the other and poof. Human from tree.

>>33917193
>trolling
>in a pony thread

Please, stop trolling and just talk about ponies.

>>33917173
"Are you hitting on me?"

>>33917206
>>33917220
>>33917228
Samefag.

>>33917224
>matter cannot be destroyed
Haha, yes it can. It's the energy that cannot be destroyed.

>>33917221
>That feel when Celestia will never push your face into the dirt and stamp on your back until you beg for her to treat you like a worthless animal
>that feel when she will never give you your very own cage, even with your own water bowl and food, and it'll make you the happiest little human in the world
shut up, sparkler

i remember the good old days when mlpg was good back in oct/dec 2010

>>33917258
mlpg was never good

>>33917027
>different BG ponies

Well I guess it's time for you to start modeling the male backgrounders

>>33917250
Not to get involved in this shit conversation, but

http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=292304

Where did EqD go so wrong?

It was such a solid fansite in the beginning. Showcase creations from the fandom and news, all gathered from 4chan, DA and Hasbro.

>>33917250
energy=matter l2life

>>33917250
But what if matter was energy

>>33917121
There are dolphins and gorillas that have been trained and are more intelligent than, at least, a retarded human.
How do you feel about retarded humans? Are they "sapient" in your opinion?

>>33917252
I don't deserve a cage yet. I still belong in chains when I'm not serving my goddess.

>>33917271
When a whore and a furry inside Seth outgrew his sanity

>>33917258
Yup...

>>33917224
When you take apart a LEGO castle, and put the pieces into the box, where has the castle gone?

The answer: no where. It no longer exists. It is not in the box: it is not anywhere.

Burning down a tree does not mean you are potentially killing a human because that tree might some day have atoms used by a human.

The atoms which can potentially make up a human are interchangeable. The human life itself is not.

>>33917271
Sethisto happened.

>>33917271
Their big problem was the rejection of adult content in favor of appealing to underage viewers.

>>33917258
Those days are long dead on /co/ since it's festering with /b/tards and filthy reddit fucks.

the best place for me

>>33917287
If they are adequately retarded then yes.

>>33917271
>Where did EqD go so wrong?
When it became this.

So has Yamino been spammed to death yet?

>>33917258
I too anon....I too

>>33917249
>implying

You're retarded, just leave.

>>33917318
Stronger than ever.

>>33917258
How could I forget?

>>33917318
Who cares?

>>33917249
>newfag doesn't even know how to check for samefags

>>33916392
Man that image gets around, was not expecting that.

>>33917318
Yeah, although she's pretending that she doesn't care and that it's just 4chan.

>>33917291
>implying there'd be an hour of the day you wouldn't yearn to serve your goddess
Any lack of servicing is by her choice, and thus you're still doing your best to please her. You're not worthless, your worth is just entirely based on how pleased She is with you.

>>33917328
AND HE HIT ME WITH A SURPRIIIIIIIIIISE LEFT

>>33917318
No, she's one of those
>oh look lots of hits because people hate me that means I'm important and popular

people.

>>33917295
>>33917301
are you saying that bronies made mlpg good?

>>33916375
yes the prettiest

I just found out about the whole Derpy censorship thing, and it's completely (trigger warning) retarded.

HOWEVER, if Hasbro is going to join Obama's Republic of Hitlerstan, they should just change her name to Ditzy Derby, which could reasonably be what Rainbow Dash said instead of Derpy, and it would retain a horse pun for bonus points.

>>33917180
holy shit I forgot Ditzy Doo was in the show later

>>33917269
Those responses on PF are as retarded as the shit on /sci/.

Matter is defined as having mass and volume. You can convert particles with mass to high energy photons, which have no mass, thus destroying matter. And vice versa.

I made this for you /co/

>>33917348
Yes, that's why Ponychan is better than /co/.

>>33917295
I REMEMBER THAT THREAD!

That was so much fun!

In fact...that's my post right thar!

Oh that reminds me!

It's February!
Time for tripvacation!
Bye guys, See you in a few months! I'll be posting anonymously!

>>33917348
We were all bronies back then.

Everything was good back then.

I'm a January2011fag so I don't know why I'm saying this.

>>33917363
Wait, can someone fill me in?
From what I gather it's hasbro being retarded.

i think zhe/hir/shklim are being the real ableists

only an arrogant, presumptuous, self-righteous ableist asshole would take it upon themselves to speak for mentally handicapped people. you're just as bad as the privileged white people who decide they know what's best for people of color and always steal the spotlight so that everyone will know how liberal and nice you are, instead of giving us a chance to have our voices heard.

has a single mentally handicapped person who has been officially diagnosed and actually watches the show complained about derpy?

oh, and if zir/invader zim/flim/flam cares so much about disabled people, what have shkley done for disabled people lately? self-absorbed prick. (can i say prick?)

>>33917372
Better version:
Instead of ed, use SNAILS.

Since he's actually in the same show.
And he's been in the show more than derpy.
AND he's more over-the-top-tarded than she is.

>>33917363
What annoys me more than anything is that the 'Derpy' reference was a shout out to the fans and that someone in production might get canned for it.

>>33917372
Womans should be rounded up and gassed.

>>33917142
I WISH I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE
all mine I guess

>>33917348
We were bronies before brony was a thing.

Then we saw that everyone else was bronies and how retarded they were, we saw ourselves in them and became jaded funhating fucks.

>>33917396
Prick is sexist to men.

mlpg is slowly becoming a tripfest


like ponychan

>>33917341
I yearn eternally. Sometimes I'm not worthy to serve Her, and She leaves me. I weep and repent for Her that She may return and allow me to serve Her again.

Sometimes, She tells me it's not due to unworthiness on my part, but merely that She has duties to perform, but I know that She is merely trying to comfort me in my pitiful state, and not tell me how I have displeased Her, for She is capable of no wrong, and is abundantly merciful and gracious and deserving of praise.

>>33917421
>look at the page
>anon posts only
okay yeah no

>(can i say prick?)
No, that's offensive to people who have a fear of needles.
Or balloon ponies.

>>33917372

This was a decent image up until the last sentence which makes the whole thing just sound sexist and completely invalidates the point they're making. What the fuck kind of idiot logic leads to "DURR HURR THEY'RE WOMEN SO FUCK THEM LOL"

The point should be that they're holding up a double standard, and that's it. The point has been made and the ball is now in their court. Adding "they're all women" just makes you sound like an idiot.

I wish people knew how to debate without digging themselves a bigger hole.

>>33917299
10/10
nice one
(you were trolling, right, right? please tell me you where, i don't believe such retards exist even on 4chan)

>>33917407
That's why I liked it.

There's a good chance the show won't make it past season three anyway. Hell, the Hub might not even last. Better to go out with a bang then with a whimper.

>>33917408
No, we need women for breeding.

We should just keep them in a giant cave where they can't negatively effect society

>this thread

>>33917421
>still thinking trips are inherently bad
You guys are adorable.

>>33917437

Balloon ponies? Ohhhh myyyy. :9

>>33917440
No. Sites with open content policy are better then sites which ban porn in order to appeal to an underage crowd.

/co/ and FiMchan are better places than EqD and Ponychan

>>33917443
Just harvest their reproductive organs when they come of aid then be rid of them.

>>33917459
I see someone else has a balloonie fetish and a rubber and latex fetish.

Popping fetish too?

>Not having a tripcode.
>2012

>>33917449
i know right

>>33917464
>aid
age

>>33917438

If you want me to I can change it, just tell me what I should write and I'll do it.

DRAW A DAY #2

taking a draw request

yesterdays. verdict: poor

>>33917430
>implying she would lie to comfort you
The only reason you exist is to serve, that should be your heart's desire and your only goal. Don't dare to presume your princess would lie to you, take every word as the complete truth - because even if it isn't, what she tells you is true is all that matters. No wonder she doesn't let you serve all the time if you mind is full of doubt and weakness. You're a disgrace.

>>33917314
Then what about the highly intelligent gorillas and dolphins that grasp language and communication?

>>33917449
Its not always bad but it is the cause of many problems.

I mean look at shit like the tripfag fetish generator and other crap that is completely irrelevant. To say tripfagging never causes problems is retarded.

>>33917490
>the tripfag fetish generator

man I fucking hate jokes

>>33917482
Smarty Pants with a knife telling Cheerilee to stay away from her man.

>>33917482
Derpy sleeping in Carrot's fridge. Carrot is looking at her like "Awww."

>>33917462
>>33917299
>show for children
but I do believe you honestly believe this, brony to the max

>>33917482
Draw the CMC playing calvinball.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calvin_and_Hobbes#Calvinball

>>33917482
Derpy being burned to death for being albeist

>>33917505
but jokes are supposed to be funny, aren't they?

>>33917507
seconding this

>>33917490
I didn't say tripping never causes problems. I'm saying tripping isn't inherently bad.

Circlejerking can be problematic when an entire thread turns into that, but it doesn't happen often enough to make a fuss about it.

>>33917507
i can do two. its friday night motherfuckers, lets go crazy

>>33917520
ill prolly do this first. also how was bronycon pacce?

stram

livestream.com/nootsack

naylor sure likes them ponies

>>33917406
but he is way younger than Derpy presumably

>>33916409

>>33917482

FLIM AND FLAM EATING PIZZA

>>33917556
that looks like it was done with crayons

>>33917543
i actually found this comic cute

>straight shipping episode
>it doesn't involve the main cast

>>33917543
I wish he didn't though...

>>33917543
he also likes a good-christian cock up his ass

>>33917543
idea: B+
execution: F-

>>33917543
It could have been cool if it was normal ponies.

derpy is a very ugly pony

>>33917556
oh god my sides.

>>33917556
>that feel when someone in the world has a tattoo like this

>>33917568
It's cute until you realise that the punchline to every one of his pony strips is 'Everyone wants to be fucked by Big Mac'

>>33916409
>>33917556

Why?

Why would you even consider such a thing, it's worse than getting a VIDYA GAEMS tattoo.

>>33917371
>matter was energy all along
the collapse of the wave function =/= destruction

>>33917543
>Fluttershy likes Fats Waller.
>Fluttershy just popped up a notch in my book.

>>33917543
DO NOT EVER POST THAT AGAIN!

>>33917591
don't they?

How many of you are spending this Hearts and Hooves Day (Feb 11, three days before Valentine's Day) with a special someone?

>>33917592
damn I have all the gee wun tats on my other computer

>>33917609
SO CAN I POST THIS NOW?

>>33917617
going out with a girl <3

>>33917617
>that feel when you will never spend any day with somepony special

>>33917617
I AM!
WITH YOU

>>33917628
OH GOD I CAN SMELL IT
HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT

>>33917617
MLPG is very special.

Would you hug_ a filly consensually?

Which filly?

>>33917617
I'm spending that day with you guys because it's fucking new episode day and i have my priorities straight

>>33917628
OH GOD

>No Fap February is clouding my judgment

I'm quitting. If I let this go on, the overwhelming lust will cause me to find certain things to be sexually attractive. I won't allow it. I'm sorry, but I'm going to find some 3DPG right now.

>>33917617
she is five states away

>Balloon Pone is feeling a little deflated, she looks at you with her rubbery visage and frowns. Then with a smirk she turns around and offers her swollen rear end to you, wiggling, hoping you'll blow. Her. Up.

>>33917640
HAHAHA GOOD ONE

>>33917604
>Fats Waller was a pony.

>>33917617
duh, I'll be spending it with my friends on /co/
I think that's pretty special

>>33917655
sweetie belle

she's squeezably soft, like a roll of charmin

>>33917655
All of them.

>>33917640
so what's his name?

>>33917663
It's no fap February? Huh.

>mfw I haven't jerked it since Tuesday
>might as well go all the way

>>33917663
>No fap February
I've never understood this. Is it just a test of will thing?

>>33917668

>>33917677
AWW YEAH!

>>33917617
Relationships are for fags with emotions.

Masturbating and videogames are what real men do.

>>33917697
Meme thing.

>>33917663
oh yea i forgot i should probably fap soon

>>33916409
DUDE what if I got the Octavia tat and we totally hugged?

>>33917483
It's these weaknesses that make me undeserving of my own cage. She's offered me one, but I know I'm not worthy. She even offered me my own room in the palace, but to even think I'm worthy of that would be blasphemy. It's things like these that make her worthy of praise and worthy of love.

>>33917688
jonathan

>>33917697
It's a test of self discipline and will.

>>33917655
All of them.

Fucking. All of them. I would also die instantly due to all of that cute.

>>33917665
Smoke weed and blow it into her ass, inflating her with smoke and getting her really high.

>>33917714
Sorry pal, I'm a hedonist.

>>33917712
>>33917483
okay you two, you can give it a rest now

>“It’s widdle rairty who’s all saddy waddy.”

>>33917736
Epicureans > Hedonists

>>33917438
the very fact they have a problem with female retards is sexist itself, right?

>>33917617

I haven't had a special someone for 2 years

>>33917740

>>33917372

Updated, though I think Ed was a more suitible comparison since Derpy actually had the potential of being the "Ed" character.

Also changed the end so it doesn't sound so stupid, but if you feel it needs updating, let me know

>>33917751
Actually making the distinction of gender is anti humanism.

>>33917567
>>33917587
>>33917587
>>33917589
>>33917592
the funny part is that the tattoo is from a sketch of lead hooves old old old art. someone in the fandom got a tatoo.. of fandom. and hes getting another one.

>>33917655

raisin

>>33917740
i just came a little

I know this has been coloured to death but....

requesting alternate colours for this.

And maybe a continuation, but from another artist

i just noticed that 4chan just changed it's placard at the top

any of them pony related?

>>33917750
If you say so.

>>33917767
if you're trying to make a point against sexism, don't use the word bitches

>>33917740
>That feeling when Twilight gets lots of valentines cards and rarity doesn't get any, because Spike spends all day trying to make his one to her perfect.

>>33917663

No Fap February huh?
I haven't started this month ... hmmmm. Challenge Accepted! Let's see how long I can go! I won't change any behavior so I'll till go to MLPG and what not!

hey, can I have carrot top pictures, dudes?

>>33917779
Why do you want an alternate coloring?

>>33917767
Actually the reason it was okay with Snails cause he was a low tier god awful Unicorn. Not a god tier pegasi.

>>33917712
>turning down things your princess offers you
so now you think you know better than her? You don't. If she thinks you've earned something, you have, and having even a moment's doubt about that is disgusting. You disgust me.

>>33917663
>mfw I'm participating in no-fap February and ponies don't arouse me one bit

fuck yeah I can still shitpost in MLPG and not worry about boners. just watch, by the end of the month I'll be sobbing in the corner jerking it to sweetie belle.

>>33917794
>implying spike wont be polishing raritys pink gem all night long on valentines day.

>>33917801
Who?