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02/02/12(Thu)01:58 No.33877550>It had been a long day >You had to stay late at work. Fucking Carl can't do anything right. >You enter your home in a bit of a huff >You go to crash on the couch, watch some TV, and forget about the day >Half the couch pillows are gone >Your fluffy pony is standing next to them, hacking up pillow stuffing and feathers >She vomits bile and fabric out onto the remaining pillows >You lose it >You scream at her, asking her what the fuck she was doing. What sort of dumb animal would try to eat a couch >Tears form at the corners of her eyes >She tries to explain >Stammering >She cant speak all that well, especially while stressed and scared >She was really hungry, and she forgot where her food bowl was and she thought she was going to die >You point to the food bowl across the room, in the same place it always is >You grab her by a tuft of her fluff and shove her into the bowl >"It's right there you retarded fuck!" >You put her outside for the night, leashing her to a metal pole >You go back inside to throw out the vomit-covered pillows and the stuffing and feathers strewn everywhere >That night, as you're falling asleep, you hear her outside, crying >You put on some music and ignore it >The next morning you let her back inside and leave wordlessly >Another bland day >Drive home >Walk to the kitchen >There's a slightly torn paper plate on the counter >A piece of burnt toast and a severely undercooked egg on top of it >A bowl of orange juice next to it, with a straw in it >The whole ensemble has been sitting out for hours >Off to the side there's a crumpled piece of printer paper >It's a note, written in shaky, uneven handwriting, all in capitals >Some of the letters are backwards >"I sory I eated the pillows i make you food" >"i love you form fluffy pony" >Below this is a doodle of a smiling stick figure sitting on a couch with a colored blob next to him |