>rape

Well never mind then, I guess I have a new thread ready when this is done.

I'll just leave this here.

Fluffy pony time.

>>33848620
you should delete it. we aren't allowed to have spare threads floating around.

OH SHIT NEW INTRO NEXT EPISODE
LEAKED
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_PZPpWTRTU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_PZPpWTRTU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_PZPpWTRTU
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_PZPpWTRTU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_PZPpWTRTU

>>33848635
Fluffy pone you say?

Late nite >greentext fetish thread?

>>33848635
Fluffy pones are a good sponge

I'll be here until I'm dead.

>>33848635

>>33848643
I meant I have a new thread ready to submit.

Saw this today and thought of you, MLPG.

It's not bestiality, she's not really a cow.

>>33848650
Only microphilia ones tonight.

This actually looked sort of impressive, then I read that they spent 37 hours on it. Now I think it's actually not that amazing for that much time spent.

>>33848663
Yes she is, the artist just drew her as a human.

>>33848655
>fluffy pony soaks in urine.jpg

>>33848645

>>33848659
Oh. then all is good once again!
dear celestria, blah blah blah.
(CRIDITS ROLL)
MLPG: WORST. EPISODE. EVER.

>>33848674
Okay, but that's an important difference in terms of whether or not the hentai is furry.

>>33848688

>>33848674
Nasse-Seta confirmed /d/eviant.

>daily routine, completely sick of it
>you go out to wander aimlessly around your city
>suddenly, far away, sitting in a bench, there's a lady sitting
>the unsettling part is that she looks a lot like insert your favourite pony name here
>your heart freezes, you can't believe what you see

What do?

will there ever be alpacas in MLP?
Cause I really like alpacas and think there should be alpacas.

>>33848630

Okay. Posting a fic.
Twilight x Dash
Includes fat pony, fat pony being slightly depressed at being fat pony, masturbation and then screwing at the end, maybe kinda longish.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RYByztyKlyuqcXdGtrTwSim_CXW6iencCk3e4bfNb5c/edit?hl=en_US&pl
i=1
This is both parts. Hope you like. Good night
I'll post those silly hat pictures tomrow when i color them

so what will do that will be bad enough to warrant a stay in the hospital?

>>33848711
I'm not sure.
But it would probably include a lot of spaghetti.

Horseland General.

>>33848727
>rape

>>33848711
Can I see her face, or is she a virtuous woman?

>>33848734
Fuck off Terse

Daily dose
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UuNK74CPcA

>>33848707

Fluffy pone would smell horrid. All that fucking hair.

Would you euthanize your fluffy pony? What if she begged you over and over for the sweet release of death?

>>33848734

Yes you can, also, her face looks like whatever you imagine.

>>33848711
Do I have my kit with me?

>>33848674
I think I remember this one. What was it his friend gave him to put on the cow? Human ears?

>>33848709
Actually I've never seen that one in /d/.

>>33848734
Is Terse Islamic? That's what I was going for.

>>33848759
Yeah, human ears.

>>33848750

I imagine they'd smell like a plush toy. :3

>>33848769
>nigel store
>not the original normal guy normal walk

fuck off

>>33848673
That's rather neat. Thanks for the repost.

>>33848756

>kit

Explain yourself.

>>33848785
I do not make the doses, merely distribute them

>>33848787
Yes or no. Do I have my kit.

>>33848750
>not regularly bathing and cleaning your fluffy pony
You must be a really shitty owner.

>>33848747
That just gave me diabetes

>>33848787
It is his rape kit.
>>33848793

>>33848800
That was the implication, but I was going to make a joke about rolling up in my KITT hands-free like a baller, having him roll down his windows and asking if she'd like a ride.

>>33848769
hey doc, got any classic doses?
good strength please.

>>33848608
That's not it. I'm further away.

>>33848727
Well we've seen Dash level a barn by Headbutting it, more or less. We've also seen her survive high speed falls and crashes with little more then bruised pride. The worst injury she got was a massive boulder landing directly on her wing, which is probably one of her more delicate limbs.

So I'm guessing she probably got an infection from a really nasty paper cut. There's just no protection from that shit man.

>>33848795

I'll spray that fucker down with the hose. It's a goddamn outside pet.

>>33848781

That's because you're creepy.

>>33848828
Enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jJsYbVBnaE

>>33848711
WHY WOULD I BE OUTSIDE IF I DON'T FINISH THIS WORK BY FRIDAY SAMOAN TIME I'M SCREWED

I HAVE NO TIME FOR PONIES

>>33848828
Apparently my post was deleted

>>33848840
>keeping your fluffy pony outside
You horrible being. Imagine how sad she is. Why would you even want a fluffy pony if you're just going to force it to be sad?

>have good idea for art
>know you can pull it off
>don't really feel like doing anything

>>33848854

But, dude! Real life ponies!

>watching a movie while fluffy pony plays with her blocks
>movie's kinda boring
>start feeling sleepy
>decide to shut your eyes - just for a second
>wake up in the middle of the night with fluffy pony curled up on your chest

>>33848858
overdose, doc.
BUT I'LL BE DAMNED IF IT DOESN'T WORK.
do fluffy ponies have poofy tails?

>you will never watch as Twilight stands in the center of town servicing a long line of stallions, each one's balls growing fatter as they wait, a faint purple glow telling you everything you need to know about what's going on
>you will never see Twilight's frame distorted by her bloated belly, her hooves no longer able to reach the ground as the stallions keep chain-fucking her, each cock pulling out of her causing cum to fountain out of her well-used cunt for a moment before the next stallion gets into position, plugging her back up and adding his own quart-sized loads to the blistering gallons inside her
>you will never hear her squeals of delight as she pleases each of her mates, the spell she's channelling causing each one to get right back in line, their satisfaction never lasting long enough for them to escape

>>33848864
Flim's jaw line looks really bad there, like he's a fatass in that specific area but nowhere else

it should look more like Flam's, that one looks fine

>>33848727
Labor

>>33848901
I need some new PD images.

Fucking Skoon
http://datcatwhatdances.tumblr.com/post/16808890769/is-that-my-naughty-luna-d

>>33848876
>another night
>fluffy pony whiling away the hours, playing with her alphabet blocks
>pretty useless, she cant understand the alphabet
>wood cubes would be just as good
>you slowly drift off to sleep to the sound of fluffy pony's playful giggles
>you wake up several hours later
>blocks are knocked everywhere
>fluffy pony's on the ground, contorted
>the "P" block is lodged in her throat
>she choked to death

Hmmm, I was never good with remembering artist names, who drew this?

>>33848951
Rose, I think.

>>33848951
Rose drew, and RustyDooks colored

Excuse me, folks, but what do you suppose would happen if the people in the picture ended up in Ponyville?

>>33848968
>animu faggotry

Did anyone save that >feel where fluffy pone's owner takes her to the movies?

>>33848958
>>33848964
Thanks, just wanted to know.

>>33848980
That one was rushed and poorly written. It's not worth reposting.

>>33848968
things

Man, I gotta stop eating breakfast at three in the morning.

>>33848968

PONYSONA!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K83tfCq3A0k
What are you listening to MLPG?

Heavy hippie influenced beatbox.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BflKvJSc9XE

Gotta love Rabid Fish.

>>33848948
>the autopsy revealed the "I" and the "E" block already inside her stomach
>she managed to spell "pie"
>she thought it would be tasty to eat
>such is life as a fluffy pony

>>33848990
wat? did we read the same >feel?
she hangs out in his coat and eats popcorn while they watch a movie, it was adorable

>>33849029
I would rather pour Tabasco pony in my eye.
>When are we getting any more Tabasco fics?

>>33848968

Something stupid I'm sure...

>>33849029
It was rushed and poorly written.
10/10 for idea
3/10 for execution

>>33848999
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zTMvECap4s

So why aren't YOU playing TF2 right now?

>>33848999
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0E0ynyIUsg

was playing twisted metal , this was playing.

>>33849063

My computer is a ten year old XP that most likely can't run it without massive lag.

>>33848727
I hope rainbow dash goes to hell and gets made into glue

>>33848999
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKhEt5WxCbM

>>33848999

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJPM-XRm5Uc

>>33848999
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxcs5wJ4DEU

>>33849083
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4XHcZR0cjY

>>33849063
Because I've only played like, 5 hours of it and only roll with Medic.

>>33849078
Dead fluffy ponies are collected and made into glue.

>>33848948

Aw, weak. If you're gonna kill Fluffy Pony without looking like a Hot-Topic Grimderp, go all-out. Make it ridiculous. Make your reader think "How the fuck...?"

>it's very hot today, and you have to mow your lawn
>fluffy pony wants to go outside
>she can't go outside on hot days
>all that fluff makes her bad at shedding heat - she'd roast alive
>promise she'll be able to play outside again when it cools down
>fill her water-bottle, make sure the A/C is on, and tell her to stay put, you'll be back to check on her when you're done
>a half-hour later, your lawns are cut, and you feel as though you've lost a good 10 pounds just by sweating
>you're not going outside again today - no way
>go inside
>fluffy pony trots happily up to you as you wipe your brow off
>a single drop of sweat lands on fluffy pony's nose
>fluffy pony sneezes loudly

>fluffy pony's heart stops

>>33849075
I built a new computer last year and gave my old one to a relative to replace her even shittier one.

It used to be such a beast and now it is so slow and terrible. I feel bad. And I know sitting at this machine now that the same thing will happen again soon.

gay horsecock anyone?

http://www.livestream.com/buttercupsaiyan

> that feel when everybody has excellent taste
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2uy2-eeOD8
give it to 0:40 to warm up.

>>33848980

Was my first feel. I'll probably try to do some more, eventually.

>You and fluffy pony are watching TV together
>She's sitting on your ottoman, grinning happily as she watches, not entirely sure what is happening
>Commercial for a new spy movie comes on
>Her eyes light up
>She hops off the ottoman and barrels into you, asking if the two of you can watch the movie
>She stops after a moment, a frown appearing on her face
>She just remembered that ponies aren't allowed in the theaters
>She sighs and cuddles into you as you apologize and scratch her ear
>You get an idea, and ask if she wants to play a spy game instead
>She agrees, happily, and you get your big coat
>You ask her to hop in, and she does so, her head peeking out near the top of your coat
>You take her in the car and drive a bit, before you tell her that she has to hide if you want to be real spies
>After quite a few minutes of rustling and muffled giggling, you sit down and tell her that she can come out now
>She pops her head out of your jacket to see the opening credits for the new spy movie she wanted to see
>She squeals and flails inside your coat, fumbling around to hug your chest tightly
>The two of you stay in your seat and watch the movie twice, with fluffy pony nibbling out of your bucket of popcorn

>makers of the show want to treat us by incorporating Derpy in the show more than just standing in the background
>it's actually funny and a good scene
>retarded people are butthurt over it

Damn, I fucking hate those autist who can't even enjoy these little things that are made especially for them to enjoy.

>>33849134
>fluffy ponies showing a range of emotion
GOOD SIR I CANNOT SUSPEND MY DISBELIEF

Angel Bunny can herd like a boss.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeuL5IGimCQ
Even Winona sits back and lets him go at it.

>>33849144

>thinks only humans are capable of emoting

Hey, get a load of this faggot.

>>33849134
>all this fluffy pony feels

It's too much feel for me to handle.

especially after failing to get Rin ;_;

>>33848968
>Miss Dash, what can you tell us about the fog from the Everfree Forest? Have you noticed it making you feel strangely at all?
>YOU SAYIN' I LIKE FILLIES?
>No wait! Come back! I love stallions!
>And then there was a wacky chase scene!

>>33849136
Bad coincidence: male dork voice sounds like female Downs voice.

>>33849134
>fluffy pony gets way too excited
>jumps out of your jacket and runs around the theater screaming
>theater staff catch her and shove her in a kennel
>you're banned from all local theaters
>you're angry at fluffy pony
>she slams her head into a wall until you say you still love her

>>33849153
Man, that rabbit's going to fuck those sheep up.

>>33849136
>Thomas

>>33849174
>implying it's for me

>>33849166
Yeah, the voice was kind-of off, but still, it was funny, and she was more of a ditz than an autist.

>need a reference for Fluttershy's bedroom
>I have the HD screenshot
>CANNOT OPEN
Anybody got that screenshot? Fluttershy sleeping?

>>33849063
Because I don't like the game. I've had it for years but total play time is around 5 hours so far...

On topic of games, playing SWTOR atm

>get fluffe poni
>it like u
>step on its head
>hit with shuvel
>put jump caebl on ears
>zap
>fluffe poni dont rembemr nothin
>repet

huehuehuehuehue

>>33849188
gimme a sec.

>>33849187
She sounded almost exactly like one of the girls in my autism support group. (Not a word of this post is untrue.)

>>33849187
,
The masculine tone of her voice really showed, but I did feel the lines were read at a slower pace which was what made me feel like Derpy was mentally retarded.

Honestly if they give her a new voice it won't be too much to take, after all Bon-bon has what now three different voices?

>>33848722
You da man Cosmo!

breaking news

>>33849063
scout's socks are meant to be a daily dose?
>>33849210
noone cares about bonbon, unlike derpy

Does the hot pony vet from "Secret of my Excess" have a name?

>>33849188
>>33849188
>>33849188
delivered.

>>33849210
That is my favorite running gag.

why aren't you guys watching phn draw human ponies fighting vagina monsters?

http://www.livestream.com/phndraws

seriously

>>33849217
>quit FA
>CT is no longer a furfag
not how it works

>>33849228
Thanks!

>>33849217
is he quiting the fandom alltogether>

>>33849207
>jumper cables on the ears
>not on the legs
Do you even watch the show?

>>33849217
>implying furfaggotry can be recanted

Fluttershy's Yard: US House of Representatives
Fluttershy: Democrats
Rainbow Dash: Republicans
Pets: SOPA

>>33849209
Whats it like having autism?

>>33849210
The different voices of Bon-Bon are more lie a running gag for me.
But it's still hillarious.

Imagine how good Lyra must feel.
hearing her scream and moan in different voices every time

>>33849245
he post in his journal he no longer wants to be apart of the furry fandom. he deleted his FA account.

>>33849217
Why bother with FA when you can get all the cockslobbering you want on tumblr?

>>33849252

>scream and moan in those voices
oh god, no.

>>33849170
Hahaha

>>33849228
>fluttershy will never be your little spoon

>>33849252

>>33849256
You can't delete an FA account.
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/crookedtrees
>I'll no longer be updating my FA account
that's all it says

>>33849266
she's like a goldfish, she can't remember the pain from 3 seconds ago.
that IS how goldfish work, right?

>>33849260
>Lyra, can we do it with that toy? That Incredible, Amazing toy!

> I didn't put those in my vag!

>>33849170
>"imma hold air until you say love me"
>fluffy pony takes a deep breath
>she holds it until she passes out
>you were asleep while she did this and noticed nothing

>>33849279
Are you drunk again?

I'm awake because I suffer from extreme paranoia. It usually just go to sleep whenever I passout. The positive tradeoff is that I bolt awake from even the deepest sleep when I hear my alarm.

Why is anyone up at this hour? Euro's need not respond.

>>33849284

> I didn't put those in my vag!

Oh god. imagine if she has multiple personalities accompanying the voices and lacks a persistent memory between them.

>>33849252
"MINE HAS COCKS IN IT!"

>>33849284
> I didn't put those in my vag!
okay, THAT'S funny

>>33849209
>>33849210
>>33849187
>>33849166

I think her voice sounded just fine - maybe more masculine than I was expecting, but other than that, Tabitha pretty much nailed what I thought she'd sound like.

Also,
>male dork voice sounds like female Downs voice

That's just ridiculous. I dunno if you've talked with anyone who has Down Syndrome - but a lot of the ones I've met tended to talk the same way, regardless of sex, and Derpy did NOT sound like any of them.

She sounded a little slow, but not full retard. I think this whole thing is being blown out of proportion.

>>33849286
>you were asleep
>she didn't realise
>fluffy pony thought you were ignoring her

>>33849297
>multiple personalities with persistent memories

I don't think that's a real thing. MPD definitely doesn't work like that.

>>33849286
>she starts to cry when she wakes up
>drowns

>>33849252
>>33849260
"Bonbon, honey, I love you, but do you have to practice your male voices while we make love?"
>Speaking in the voice of Sean Connery
"Aw, shut it, Lyra, you know you love it! Now keep lickin' or I get the hose."
"... That's it, I'm staying at Octavia's tonight, at least when she and Scratch have sex they don't keep screaming 'suck it Trabek'."

>>33849300
It's because it's a female character. Snails sounds just as 'retarded' as Derpy does if not moreso but nobody gives a fuck because lol dumb guys r funny

Seriously though. Post pones.

>>33849286
>she throws a tantrum
>crying, hitting the walls
>the fluff on her hooves cushions her blows
>it only comes off as adorable
>you scoop her up and tickle the crying pony's belly
>you tell her she'll never be respected or taken seriously
>you tousle the top of her head and walk away

Scratch thread

>>33849283
No, you can train goldfish. They have persistent memory.

>>33849309
>cartoon character
Your probably right i don't actually know much about the topic, but this is played for laughs.

>>33849322
>Bon Bon narrating everything that happens during sex with Lyra in the voice of Morgan Freeman

>>33849249
It's like everyone else is a psychic and can tell exactly what I'm thinking, and I'm the only one who's not.
It's like being an antelope in a den of lions, or a book in a pile of sports trophies.
It's like everyone else has toys and I have a paper bag.

It's like reading a book with binoculars while wearing mittens: I can see the words but not the sentences, and turning the pages is very hard.

>>33849337
>your
Its too late for this shit
YOU'RE
I'm going to bed.

>>33849283
Fluffy ponies have solid memory. They just have brief periods where they forget the short term. Then it comes back to them.

Unless, that is, you electrocute them. That's a permanent short term memory wipe.

>>33849341
>The grand finale, she turns into Woody Allen

>put hat saus on fluffe ponis ashole
>watch it skoot on its ashole tryn to get it of
>kick it int o wall wile its destracded

>>33849341
>Carl Sagan

>>33849351
their brain structure is specially designed to remember hugs and cuddles and forget things that make them sad
you can actually teach a fluffy pone basic maths if you base it on cuddles

>>33849341
"And as the tongue slides up and down it slowly parts the labia, hitting some of the most sensative nerves in-"
"Bonbon, could you at least moan a little so I know you enjoy this?"

>>33849366
You know the attempt at a self aware parody is more irritating than the original.

>>33849249

Aspie here - the way I usually put it is that if life were a game, someone tore out half the pages in my rulebook and won't tell me who I'm playing against.

>>33849345
Damn, that's poetic.

>>33849376
When a fluffy pony first encounters something new, their first instinct is to hug it and tell it how much fluffy pony loves it. This doesnt end so well with sharp cutlery, cactuses, or moving vehicles.

>>33849371
>Lyra thinks its either Kermit the Frog or Morrisey

How do I draw a pony trying to look confident?

>>33849376
>go to check on fluffy Twilight
>ask her what she's doing
>"i study for big test-exam!" she exclaims
>you look at what she's "studying"
>there's a copy of national geographic and a dictionary in front of her
>both are upside down
>the open pages have crayon doodles all over them
>you tousle the fluff on top of her head and tell her to keep it up
>she says she's going to be the smartest unicorn ever
>you smile and leave, silently hating yourself for encouraging dreams that can only end in crushing disappointment for a fluffy pony

>>33849376
>just basic Math
>Not being able to teach Fluffy Pony advanced Calculus through a mix of cuddles, hugs, nap times, and snacks.
>Casual

>>33849376
>ask fluffy pony to solve a complex differential equation by an intricate dance of hugs, ear scratches and nose boops
>she pauses for a moment before nuzzling against your chest in a careful pattern
>you translate it back to math - it's three pages of work and she's solved it perfectly
>reward with bowl of ice cream

>>33849345

Sad sack shit.

>>33849371
>when they are having an argument her voice changes into the voice of Alan Rickman

>>33849341
Your post reminds me of a thread /tg/ had not too long ago.

i would hit it like a deaf drummer

>>33849345
>>33849387
Well that's unfortunate. Do you have any bonuses or is it all a let down?

>>33849414
Draw Twilight.

>>33849387

You mean that's not a normal feel?

>>33849366
No silly, like this:


>fluffy pony doesnt feel so well
>her tummy hurts and she doesnt know why
>it's churning something fierce
>fluffy pony vomits
>it's painful
>she doesnt even know what vomit is, and she's very scared
>fluffy pony thinks she's going to die
>she starts to cry at the thought of her own mortality
>you come home
>she limps over to you and raises her hooves to you
>her vomit covered face shows pain and relief that you're now home to help her
>you see the mess
>you force fluffy pony's face into the vomit for being a bad pony
>you smack her around with a flip flop
>she's trying to tell you to stop hurting her, but all she can manage is little baby noises
>you take her outside and grab a hose
>you spray it full blast into her face until all the vomit is gone
>you leave her outside, soaking wet, cold, afraid and hurt
>she's never known fear like this
>she's so frightened she throws up again

>get fluffy pony
>expect it to be cute and babyish like everyone says
>it just sits there silently in its kennel when picked up
>not to be deterred, take it home
>let it out, it wanders off into a corner and stares into the wall
>you fear suicide: you've heard stories
>you give it some crayons and paper and close the door to the room, you need some time to call and ask the adoption organization for advice
>finally get off the phone and plan to give it some salt to cheer it up, and maybe a hug if it's not too half-hearted
>go into the room
>fluffy pony has drawn all over the walls
>the "drawings" range from electrical schematics to double integrals to lines of machine code
>fluffy pony never laughs or plays for the entire time you own it, just sits around performing complex calculations on walls
>come home one day, depressed: this pony was supposed to help cheer you up and get your life turned around, but it's a bigger recluse than yourself
>pour yourself a hot bath and try not to think about it
>you nod off in the tub and drown

>>33849429
>Hears Alan Rickman voice
"Oh, Bobon, you always know how to remind me why I married you."
"Wretched isn't it?"

>>33849394
Its pathetic.

>>33849387
Other aspie: it all makes a ton more sense once you start literally treating it as a game:

- Some games have winning conditions, others have losing conditions, and some have neither.
- Some games have rules that are explained to you before playing, other games involve the other players lying to you about the rules.
- Some games are played in a defined area, others have no boundaries.

These contrasts (plus FiM) have helped me a lot.

IT'S UPDATED.

>>33849434
I'd like to park the beef bus in that tuna town if you know what i mean.

>>33849434
Marshmallowiest pone is not for hitting.

U fappin' to fillies, brah?

>>33849458
GOOD SIR I CANNOT SUSPEND MY DISBELIEF

Does the sexy pony vet from "Secret of my Excess" have a name?

>>33849420
>soon all computations are performed by fluffy ponies
>academics are out of a job, and the snack industry is booming
>it's the start of the Equestrian industrial revolution
>a new profession rises up based on hugging fluffy ponies and keeping them alive

If pones were scones, which would you eat first?

>>33849482
Oh right, I wanted to draw her too some time.

>fluffy pony cant do anything because fluffy pony is dumb
>everything devolves into tears
>shortly followed by cute pony naps

>>33849482
>in before Flummoxed

>>33849461
What if BonBon is like Michael Winslow?

>>33849497
>fluffy pony tries to make you breakfast in bed
>it tries to use the stove
>you now have a burning pony

>>33849502
What if Lyra is like Michael Jackson?

Dear god...

>>33849500
Haha, I like it!

>not amusing fluffy pony for hours by running a hair trying along her fluff

>>33849442

Aspie here - I can draw fairly well, and can BS my way about more than a few instruments once I get used to them; I can reproduce accents and dialects quite well, and even though I'm extremely rusty at the moment, there was a point when I spoke fairly high-level French and some German.

I also remember sounds and songs almost exactly as I hear them, and remember more-or-less exactly how they go, note for note, if I don't start embellishing and adding flourishes in my head. If I could write music, I imagine this would be more useful to me than it is now.

It's nice when my iPod's batteries die, at any rate.

>>33849466
you talkin' about ponyville replies?

>>33849503
>you wake up to screaming as fluffy pone runs through your house
>you chase it
>it goes round a corner and vanishes
>you slip on a pile of ashes and land on it
>it squeaks

>>33849502
>BonStrings

>>33849508
>thinking she has hands, holding their foal out of the window, almost dropping it

Why is everyone lying about being autistic? Too tired to believe you neck beards have a mental disorder that prevents you from living a normal life.

Unless you're Chris-Chan then suck it the fuck up.

>>33849517
I secretly hope i do not rest somewhere on the autistic scale but i can replicate several of those things.

>>33849387
>>33849464
you know, as an aspie myself I can't help but wonder if I actually am one.

My brain basically just operates a thousands of different thoughts a minute, most of them are unrelated to the subject at hand. I can mentally generate hundreds of different, unlikely, and improbable scenarios with no real practicality, and my thoughts are prone to making massive track jumps through minor connections.

This does result in some interesting things though: like being able to figure out when is a raven like a writing desk.

Like I said, not very practical.

>>33849509

>>33849491
Apple-cinnamon pone.

>>33849534
Chris Chan is an old school "brony". He predates FiM.

>>33849534
Seriously bro.

Too much whining about brain chemistry and not enough manning the fuck up. I bet these fucks think you can actually break your leg!

>>33849534

>not being autistic
>2095

ishiggitydiggitydoo

>>33849442
Derpy autist here: Mostly a letdown, that's why they call it a disability.

Perks: I can understand computer interfaces almost instantly, I understand the hidden structures behind things, I grasp image editing software intuitively, I can set up batch processes without a second thought, I can think textually instead of verbally.

Cons: when I was a janitor, I wasn't yet able to generalize physical shapes enough to map the same procedure onto different objects. Consequently, when I would clean two different toilets from two different manufacturers, I had to re-think it every night because they weren't the same damn object and my boss would yell at me. And just today, I was having a hard time at work (office job) when my boss outlined a new procedure before explaining that it was my duty, so she had to explain it a second time while I took notes.

>>33849554
>autism general

>>33849520

The Griffy tumblr, silly.

>>33849560
AUTISM GENERAL: WE CHRIS-CHAN

>>33849552

>diggitydoo

Ok, now that made me laugh.

>>33849564
Link already, faggot.

>You will never beat the fuck out of ponies that break the law.
>You will never have your awesome partner Fluttershy with you as you wrestle crime in the RUMBLE ARENA of the streets.

>>33849543
Extra-large buttermilk scone

This thread is pretty bad. I wish I could get to sleep.

Anyone want to talk about the show?

>>33849579
>beating ponies
>ever
>not petting them, caressing them, and cuddling with them

>>33849580
Grape jam scone

>>33849534

>thinks Autism and Asperger Syndrome were made up
>ignores historical evidence that the conditions have been around for a very long time
>buttmad that he has no talents and will die lonely and angry

Get a load of this neurotypical faggot, guys.

time to man up, ponyfags

>>33849564
>We find our hero jerking off violently in the woods behind a tree at the speed of light.

Oh, shit, my sides.

It started off great.
And then it got even better.

>>33849586
What about it?

>>33849586
Well sure. Sorry about that derail. But what are you interested in talking about?

Personally, I'm kind of excited for Read it and Weep since it might just be a Dash episode where she's not a Dasshole.

>>33849605
If she fucks it up i will be seriously disappointing it wont stop me loving her however

>>33849603
I watched a couple episodes about AJ recently. In one of them she was went missing without warning, and in another, her family got suckered into a contest that could cost them the farm, even though she didn't want to bet.

Poor Applejack.

>tfw ask smarty belle is the only good tumblr and it never updates

>>33849605
She might even get interesting.

i think we can all agree that rarity doesnt know shit about fashion.

>>33849591
Hah HAH! I laugh in his general direction!

I just figured out the best way to describe being autistic: being a doctor from India working at a 7-11.

>>33849615
>it will be

>>33849605
I kinda wanna see dash get injured

>>33849622
> /d/ makes a dress.jpg

>>33849620
Well there's always Prince Bl
Oh wait it's dead
Nevermind then

>>33849625
She just can't help it.

>>33849637
>/d/
>no futa at all

nah

>>33849633
Why would you want that?

>>33849572

STOP BEING LAZY.

http://ask-griffy.tumblr.com/post/16858398868

>>33849643
The entire back of that dress is penises.

>>33849644
I don't like her much and it would be humbling for her to crack a few bones.

>>33849591

>Autism and Asperger Syndrome were made up

Never said that and I've seen people who suffer from it MUCH worse so suck it the fuck up. You're only problem is being socially inept.

>he has no talents and will die lonely and angry

I'm getting paid to host a panel at a con in two months so obviously I have a talent worth merit and as you guys may have heard a MILLION times already, I've got a girlfriend.

Y'all niggas just need to be happy with life.

>>33849643
it has a dick in the middle of the dress.
the wearer

>>33849658
She is already broken in the mind, why would you want her body to be wrecked as well?

>>33849659
>replying to an inferior human specimen

>>33849670
Then her body would match her mind.

>>33849681
And thats terrible.

>>33849659
Preach on brother.

These fags need to learn to stop crying and start kicking ass. And it's so fucking easy too - you just stop being a fucking pussy and man the fuck up!

>>33849674

It helps pass the time when you can't sleep.

Just want the gym to open up so I can do my squats.

>>33849645
>"That was some good masturbating." Griffy screamed at the top of his lungs.
This is a masterpiece.

>>33849452

That's not cute or darkly-funny. That's just sick and twisted.

>>33849691
N OATZ

I am so used to browsing MLPG while playing audiosurf at the same time, i can now read the thread and run a track at the same time. Looks like i need to find a new hobby.

>>33849706
Beat Hazard?

>>33849659
>You're only problem is being socially inept.
Which wouldn't be so bad if someone would just explain the damn theory behind social interactions in a way that doesn't rely on having experienced it. Color means nothing to a blind man; describing sight in terms of shape and texture is the way to explain.

SO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY

>>33849615
You too, huh? For some reason, part of me can't help but think that Dash being an ass is just part of why she's likable. I don't get it.
>>33849619
It was nice getting some AJ centric episodes, though two interesting things came up for me: when Derpy was canonized, somewhere in my mind I thought "well fuck, the writers are adding in fan material. Here begins a slow decline in writing" (something I had seen before with another story I liked), then SSCS6000 happened and it easily ranks as my second favorite episode of season two.

Steam-punk tech, best ponies were present (see: all ponies plus spike), musical number, and Flam's mustache caused me to nerd all over the floor.

>>33849724
Thats just not as good as audiosurf im afraid.

>>33849728
IN THIS VERY COMMUNITY

>>33849659

I've been diagnosed with clinical depression in the past, and I spent the first half of my life on antidepressants.

Telling me to be happy with life is like telling an insomniac to "just get some sleep."

>get bored
>draw this

Augh I should be sleeping!

>>33849734
Man, that shitstorm over the rarity and spike falling scene sure ended fast.

How would you guys feel if no status quo, and their relationship continued to evolve?

SOCIAL ISSUES GENERAL: EXCUSES EXCUSES

>>33849737
True.
Are you playing on those alternate audiosurf modes that I've never bothered to try out?

>>33849748
The show would end before it went anywhere sadly.

>>33849744
I suffer from chronic insomnia and people tell me that all the time.

But I'm not a prick about it because I know they don't understand, and it's more important to be polite than it is to be right sometimes.

>>33849746
No. Draw more pony. Maybe Batman as a pony.

>>33849746
Its adorable.

>>33849748
As long as they keep it classy and subtle - Spike hangs out with Rarity more often, they stand close to each other in the background, that sort of thing - it'd be great.

>>33849757
Did you even watch the girl with the dragon tattoo?

>>33849746

Very cute!

>>33849754
ninja mono 4 lyfe

>>33849725

"Hi"

"Hello"

"Nice weather, huh?"

"Yeah, skies have been pretty clear as of late"

Etc, etc, etc,

If you can't do the most basic of social interaction then you're a waste of space who won't even try.

I feel like I'm the only stable person here, save for a few anons.

WHY IS SHE SO PERFECT /co/

>>33849768
I am charming witty intelligent, very capable of holding conversation with both genders. Fairly good looking and not socially awkward.
However i am highly apathetic and have little desire to do any of the things people on 4chan seem to regard so highly yet cannot have.

Oh my god, I just noticed, why the HELL does Fluttershy has a picture of Gary Coleman?

>>33849746
Now draw her sleeping side by side with Sleepyhead.

>>33849748
This guy here >>33849762 puts it best.
Though personally, I would have been happy if we saw Rarity wear that god damn fire ruby choker afterwards. That really makes Spike's gift feel like it wasn't that special after all to her.
I also just can't fathom why hasbro would turn down an opportunity for Rarity to be marketed with more accessories.

>>33849768
Not an aspie, but hell I can do that. I just have to get past my hate or disinterest for small talk

>>33849768
THAT IS NOT EXPLAINING THEORY

THAT IS GIVING AN EXAMPLE

wait

wait

I get it

You gave an example to illustrate that we have to figure it out without other people telling us?

THAT IS FUCKING BULLSHIT

>>33849778

Because she is not your waifu, she's a cartoon pony.

>>33849790

Steam.

>>33849746
>Ice Pack's distant and oft-ashamed sister who tries not to talk about his professional life

>>33849768
My job is in retail. I have to prattle off that inane chat like my life depends on it.

>>33849804
I know that bro
I never had a waifu

>>33849790
>gary coleman died a nobody
;____;

>>33849810
Just because she is a Zebra she has to be related to Ice Pack? You racist,

>>33849790

Because she's good with small creatures.

>>33849810
>Two zebra OCs
>Making them related instead of shipping them
Ishiggidydiggidy

>>33849818
I forgot he even died

>>33849818
>mfw I found out about Gary Coleman's death on the site of the Postal games

>>33849746
Cute.

>>33849818
He's dead?

>>33849818
But he'll live on forever in Avenue Q....

>>33849797
>>33849797
Hasbro hates money. It's the same reason their toys suck and they won't sell an AJ hat.

>>33849746
is that rose?

>>33849837
I had to look him up.
>gary coleman don't you mean gary oldman?

>>33849841
He attempted to sue them for use of his image, but the case was dismissed on parody.

>>33849830
>Making them related instead of shipping them
Gentlemen, why not do both?

>>33849784

>highly apathetic

That's most of society. Myself included.

>little desire to do any of the things people on 4chan seem to regard so highly yet cannot have.

>4chan seem to regard so highly

>4chan

>>33849799

Small talk leads to more in-depth talk.

>>33849801

>THAT IS FUCKING BULLSHIT

No, you're just a faggot. You're just a kid who refuses to even try the carrots that your mother put on your plate.

You can do it yet you refuse to due to your stubborn nature.

I can't bother with you anymore in this thread.

>>33849822
Everyone's a little bit racist.
>>33849841
Isn't it funny how things come together?

>>33849746
>get bored
>think of sleeping

Augh I should be drawing!

>>33849861
>not falling asleep listening to Flim Flam brothers song on repeat while in bed

>>33849860

>>33849858
I mean apathetic to the point of why bother eating. And yeah >4chan

>>33849757

I suppose that's where we're different. I don't get HOW people can hear that someone's an insomniac or whatever and then assume their problems are easy to fix.

Frankly it's very frustrating when they talk to me as though they assume I'm just not trying hard enough to "be normal," when they have no clue what it is I have to go through and therefore, no right to act like an expert.

Seeing "normal" people treating someone as a set of problems to be fixed, as an object, instead of an actual thinking person - a behavior which from me would be called "aspie," and yet is perfectly acceptable for everyone else is quite irritating.

>>33849860
>that feel when you perhaps unintentionally insulted Terse racially then made up for it by posting a tusken raider
I'm not really sure what happened there but i hope it didn't annoy him too much.

If a VA directed (not wrote) an episode, who would do the best job? It is not rare to have actors take on direction roles, even in shows they star in, but I dunno if this is true for VAs. Doubt it.

>>33849887
Is Terse Islamic?

>>33849843
>white porcelain Rarity
>hand-painted eyes, mane, tail, and cutie mark
>18 karat gold Element Necklace with real gem
>1000 limited run collector's edition
>sold directly by Hasbro via eBay

Dear Hasbro: why do you hate money so much?

>>33849887
Terse can be insulted?
I only saw him being butthurt once or twice, but he wasn't that mad even then.

Happy Zebra history month everyponi!

>>33849517
>I also remember sounds and songs almost exactly as I hear them, and remember more-or-less exactly how they go, note for note, if I don't start embellishing and adding flourishes in my head. If I could write music, I imagine this would be more useful to me than it is now.

Oh, that's something we do? I thought everyone could do that?

>>33849890

Check and see who has past directing experience and if the direction of the show was good.

>>33849895
I doubt it seeing as he is gay. He just has middle eastern ancestry. He is also apparently whiter than most brits.
>>33849900
Well i don't know. Maybe. He seemed OK with it.

>>33849872


Funny. Recently, I've been falling asleep to pony, by putting on my random playlist of episodes.

>mfw I'm not burning out and just getting more obsessed

>>33849858
Let me be a little mad at you for one more post, then bedtime. *ahem*

THE BLIND CANNOT SEE
THE DEAF CANNOT HEAR
THE AUTISTIC CANNOT BE SOCIALLY INTUITIVE

>>33849905
I can do that. I can also recreate places from memory in 3d and walk around in them despite not having visited them for years. I am not autistic by the way.

>>33849912
Did he apologize to you after you made him mad?
because he apologized for the most stupid of reasons sometimes.

Which one looks better, thick or thin lines?

>>33849921
He didn't seem mad but its hard to tell.

>>33849887
>Unintentionally insulting someone racially.
I know that feel, and it doesn't feel good man. It was a pretty tasteless joke on my part in hindsight.

>>33849884
It's the primary attribution error, my fellow aspie. Thanks for being here for me tonight.

>>33849895
By the way is there anyone here who is actually theistic?

>>33849926
Thick

>>33849926

Thicker increases the cute factor by 20% HURR DURR

But yeah, thicker.

>>33849890
Tabitha.

>>33849912

Odd, I know a guy from another community who is a gay white Persian. How many of them are out there, anyway?

>>33849884
That's an interesting way of putting things.

>>33849933
I'm fidei defensor to Catholicism.

>>33849944
At least two.

look what i found

http://e621.net/data/7a/a2/7aa2bea970a0d4a9af4ae694259a7038.swf

>>33849931
>get drunk and high with friends
>go to concert
>go back to friend's place
>one of my friends got together with a black chick
>we are telling jokes before going to sleep (it was a big room, and all 6 of us was sleeping in the same room)
>I tell a racist black joke
>my gf hits me with her elbow
>"What?"
>I realize we have a black chick amongst us
>mfw

>>33849953
Which nation are you playing?

>>33849858
It was kinda fun at first, bro but the charm is wearing off. The auties don't even know they're being trolled. They just think you're mean and stubborn.

You can get better targets than this man.

>>33849933
Christian here. Not gonna talk about it much here, except to say that the pseudospace between universes (branes) is yet another reason to reexamine one's conclusions about what does and doesn't exist.

>>33849966

>>33849972
No, in real life. I am the most prestigeous person who bothered to claim the title anymore.

I have to make trips to the Vatican every year, though, to renew my vows.

I don't think I did this right...

>>33849968

Nopony, you seem like a chill dude.

>>33849983
Hows that working out for you?

>>33849966

>>33849902
I wish I could into horses like Noel.

>>33849991
Well I get trade penalties but if I ever get in a fight, it helps my morale a bit.

>>33849920
But do you remember every location you've ever been in, and yet not recognize people you've known your entire life?

>>33849966
Older than God

>>33849966
It was made by Fluffy

>>33850003
No i can do both. Eidetic memory. I am able to recognize people based on their shadows movement actually.

>>33849966
wow, who ever is doing rainbow must have the libido of a god, or at least balls the size of the atlantic

>>33849986


argh, my heart

>>33849968
I've recommended FiM to three different women with walleye, and one who talks like Derpy.

>>33849986
D'aww.

>>33850014
>recommending MLP
>talking to people about MLP irl
>revealing powerlevel

why

>>33849905

I dunno about everyone else, but I've noticed that when someone starts trying to sing a song from memory - assuming we both know it - it's always fairly obvious to me when they fuck up part of the tune or some of the lyrics - I usually have this part of my brain that goes "that's not right, it goes more like -- " and then I have to fight the urge to correct them.

The same goes for languages - the teacher would say a phrase, and someone would invariably fuck it up, despite having heard it a SECOND before.

>"Je vais à la gare ce matain."

>"Juh vazuh la gahrr samaddin."

I still have trouble understanding how they couldn't get how it sounded, even as they were hearing it. Now, I mostly assume that the average person doesn't pay as close attention to how things sound as I do and doesn't give as much of a shit if they get it wrong.

>>33849973

Posting in pony threads for at least a week now and THIS has to be the WORST possible thread EVER!

>>33849977
I am agnostic anyway, and generally of the opinion that belief makes things real at least to the believer.

>>33849986
SO WAIT WHO'S THAT OTHER PONY?

Do you guys like images better with black outlines or outlines with show color?

>>33849966
i left the fast anal button on for 15 minutes wish she was crying or something different

>>33850011
Pirate.

>>33849858

You're just being an asshole, Ivan. Poshel' na hui.

>>33849986
Looks pretty cute to me.

>>33850027
I've been in worse, though I've been here more than half a year.

ohgodwhatamidoingwithmylife

>>33850009
Really?

>>33850022
Haven't you been reading the thread? I'm autistic. It's my area of perseveration. I just can't not talk about it. How do you avoid it? Does the threat of shunning actually make you able to not talk about it?

>>33850019

stop it Jessy

You'll overdaww

>>33850052
No joke, really.

>>33850009
i thought as much, that furry faggit

>>33849986
I wish I could draw cute like you.
Every time I try it comes off as a horrible abomination.
Great job!

>>33850000

>mfw I've been playing that stupid game for the last 2 days striaght in lieu of doing anything productive
>mfw I'm too tired to fidn a proper face

>>33850054
I don't think I'd be shunned, but people might think I'm autistic or something.

Is Joaquin Phoenix a brony?

>>33849973
Wait, we're being trolled?

Oh.

Well.

Good night.

>>33850066
Huh.
Must be old as fuck, he's really improved since then.

>>33850038
What?

>>33850065
I can't contain all this D'aaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwww.

>>33850077
CK2 soon, fellow general.

>>33850074
shut the fuck up SB

>>33850094
D'aaaaaaaaaawn of the Dead?

>>33849986
Why are you only showin up to draw this stuff now
People would'a been all over this

>>33850087
He also tried deleting it from the internet. I guess someone saved it, though.

I missed early morning GMT threads.

>>33850103
But I'm not...

>>33850114
thats the one thing that scares me about the intrabutts. once you upload something its there FOREVER

>>33850116
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!

>>33850130
Do you actually know how i am by the way?